Post/Author/DateTime	Post
shalitanior1018 01-09-07, 06:28 PM	one character .rouge ,:( barbarian
Seeker95 01-09-07, 06:35 PM	I agree. Barbarians should not wear make-up.
enlightened 01-09-07, 06:42 PM	one character .rouge ,:( barbarian This is the funniest instance of the classic "rogue/rouge" mistake that I've ever seen. :D I laughed outloud.
High Octane 01-09-07, 06:45 PM	I agree. Barbarians should not wear make-up. :rofl:
Limousine_Liberal 01-09-07, 06:47 PM	I would think that a barbarian wearing makeup is even scarier than the normal variety. The worst thing a non-makeup-wearing barbarian will do is kill you...
Solaris 01-09-07, 06:50 PM	Just remember: Rouge: http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/7258/makeuptippsrougebw6.jpg Rogue: http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4715/3060000000046276jpg0yy1.jpg :)
a_psh 01-09-07, 06:52 PM	I would think that a barbarian wearing makeup is even scarier than the normal variety. The worst thing a non-makeup-wearing barbarian will do is kill you...It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again?
a_psh 01-09-07, 06:52 PM	I agree. Barbarians should not wear make-up.It's called woad. Of course, woad is, in many ways, the antithesis of rouge.
Solaris 01-09-07, 06:56 PM	It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again? Don't forget to put lots of points into Seamstress and Knowledge (Skin Care), and take a level of Druid for the Animal Companion: http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2292/silencelambs06ln8.jpg Barbarian Bill poses with his animal companion, Precious.
Azezel 01-09-07, 06:58 PM	It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again? I keep hearing that phrase, what is its origin?
Solaris 01-09-07, 07:00 PM	I keep hearing that phrase, what is its origin? Silence of the Lambs
Azezel 01-09-07, 08:11 PM	Ah, I've never read it.
a_psh 01-09-07, 08:16 PM	Ah, I've never read it.You want the movie. His writing doesn't actually do anything for me, to be honest.
SneakyPetey 01-09-07, 08:18 PM	Ah, I've never read it. It's a Jodi Foster movie. Intensely disturbing... ...And very popular here in the 'States! ;) Solaris: :rofl:
Drucilla_Rocks_my_Socks 01-09-07, 08:52 PM	Well rogues and rouge sort of go togeather. Back in the day all the musical thetre people (who ware rouge) were hookers and thieves (which are rogues). As a musical thetre performer I am proud to carry on that same tradition.
Solaris 01-09-07, 09:25 PM	Back in the day all the musical thetre people (who ware rouge) were hookers and thieves. As a musical thetre performer I am proud to carry on that same tradition. Hooking?
angryman 01-09-07, 09:41 PM	Hooking? To sell one's body for the pleasure of a client, usually a man but not necessarily restricted to such.
Artector 01-09-07, 09:44 PM	To sell one's body for the pleasure of a client, usually a man but not necessarily restricted to such. I think he was joking. Is there a point to this thread?
Solaris 01-09-07, 10:10 PM	To sell one's body for the pleasure of a client, usually a man but not necessarily restricted to such. :rolleyes: Yes, I know. I was wondering if that was the tradition that was being carried on by the poster.
angryman 01-09-07, 10:16 PM	:rolleyes: Yes, I know. I was wondering if that was the tradition that was being carried on by the poster. I fail at internet sarcasm. :(
Archangel62 01-09-07, 11:20 PM	Just remember: Rouge: http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/7258/makeuptippsrougebw6.jpg Rogue: http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4715/3060000000046276jpg0yy1.jpg :) no, no, no, that's a Han Solo, THIS is a rogue http://www.davedorman.com/i/art/Star_Wars/RTG_prints/wedge.jpg
Waterhammer 01-09-07, 11:37 PM	I wonder if the O.P. meant to say that Barbarian & Rogue should not go together? No. Couldn't be. there is nothing wrong with inter-classal dating. Maybe the O.P. meant that you shouldn't have a Barb/Rogue multi-class. No. That can't be it either. The model for all Barbarians, Conan; was a rogue for awhile. Guess the O.P. just doesn't like Barbarians in red, or make-up.
Nytmare 01-10-07, 01:55 AM	Guess the O.P. just doesn't like Barbarians in red, or make-up. But what about Red Sonja?!
fatal error 01-10-07, 01:58 AM	So, I think it's time for a new absurd topic: Things that shouldn't go together: Owls and Bears.
Nytmare 01-10-07, 02:01 AM	Celery and peanut butter. For that matter, I don't think that celery should really be mixed with anything.
spectralphoenix 01-10-07, 02:01 AM	I wonder if the O.P. meant to say that Barbarian & Rogue should not go together? No. Couldn't be. there is nothing wrong with inter-classal dating. Maybe the O.P. meant that you shouldn't have a Barb/Rogue multi-class. No. That can't be it either. The model for all Barbarians, Conan; was a rogue for awhile. Guess the O.P. just doesn't like Barbarians in red, or make-up. Or maybe we should just ignore the text and use the title. Why would a dragon hang out in a dungeon anyway? If I were a crazy-powerful lizard with spellcasting and shapechanging abilities, I'd be living it up, not wasting away waiting for adventurers to get to area 23b.
Azar_of_Faerun 01-10-07, 02:07 AM	Hextor and 1st level characters
Brightblade 01-10-07, 02:42 AM	I agree. Barbarians should not wear make-up. Picked the words RIGHT OUT of my mind...
angryman 01-10-07, 08:00 AM	Immature people and the Epic Handbook. I'm sick of stories of people asking, "What's the best build for my level 60 gestalt paragon lich?"
a_psh 01-10-07, 08:53 AM	I'm sick of stories of people asking, "What's the best build for my level 60 gestalt paragon lich?"The answer, of course, is "Anything. Just wave your hands and BS a lot. It's not like anyone will actually be able to make sense of your character sheet anyway."
angryman 01-10-07, 09:38 AM	The answer, of course, is "Anything. Just wave your hands and BS a lot. It's not like anyone will actually be able to make sense of your character sheet anyway." I've seen PhD theses less complicated than an epic character. Well, not literally, but they are somewhat...convoluted. "My AC of 97 comes from armour, luck, circumtance, monk, profane, bullsh*t and deflection." Bleh.
bhu 01-10-07, 02:29 PM	I would think that a barbarian wearing makeup is even scarier than the normal variety. The worst thing a non-makeup-wearing barbarian will do is kill you... Look at it this way. At least it's not a yodeling naked barbarian weilding a dead stuffed squirrel as a weapon.
tierieanas 01-10-07, 03:09 PM	It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again? For your viewing pleasure: Lotion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oij377lgzs) Not safe for work!
aotrscommander 01-10-07, 05:24 PM	Wizards and Int 9. Druids and full plate. Paladins and Blackguards. Enchantment spells and Undead. 'Epic' and 'Commoner'. And most obviously... Liches and Vampires. (Don't even get me started...)
High Octane 01-10-07, 05:52 PM	Liches and Vampires. (Don't even get me started...) Those vampires STILL giving you trouble? Let it go man...
aotrscommander 01-10-07, 06:24 PM	Those vampires STILL giving you trouble? Let it go man... I'll let it go only when every vampire in the universe is staked and baked. Or better yet, atomised. Slowly. With a spoon.
Magetastic 01-10-07, 07:10 PM	Artificer and Vow of poverty (give the magic items to to orphans!).
Magetastic 01-10-07, 09:32 PM	Whats with aotrscommander and vampires? He seems to dislike them... ALOT.
angryman 01-10-07, 10:13 PM	aotrscommander And most obviously... Liches and Vampires. (Don't even get me started...) These creatures are walking cliches. I'd say fully 50% of ALL BBEGs are either vampires or liches.
Nytmare 01-10-07, 10:16 PM	But a vampire lich would be soooooooo keeeeeeewl...
Rickiel 01-10-07, 11:40 PM	Originally Posted by aotrscommander Or better yet, atomised. Slowly. With a spoon. Me1: But...why a soddin' spoon? Me2: Because it'll hurt more you twit!
freeholder 01-10-07, 11:42 PM	Kobolbs and Gnomes Solars and Balors (So many similar letters) Fighter and 10 foot square stone room with no doors aotrscommander and Strand
aotrscommander 01-11-07, 07:41 AM	Whats with aotrscommander and vampires? He seems to dislike them... ALOT. It's a Lich thing... Not to derail this thread with a long rant on exactly why vampries are so woefully hateful, but in part at least it is has something to do with their arrogant and undeserved sense of superiority over the rest of us Undead; with the smug way they prance around in their long cloaks going "ooh look at us, we're the most powerful Undead, even though we have so many weaknesses everyone in the universe knows what they are and we have to feed and have flesh and are practically alive; this makes us 'better' than all the other Undead and hey, look at the stupid mortals going all gooey- eyed and romanticising over us, let's use them to further flaunt our woeful inadequacy in front of the other Undead and make them ashamed to share the the type as us!" It is these precise, same traits, that vampires ineptly consider to be beneficial, which are exactly what makes them so patheticly inferior to all other Undead. Even mindless zombies. Liches have been and always will be, vastly superior, stronger, smarter and infinately more powerful. And cooler. And more awesome. And, frankly, just plain better. We are the true Lords of the Undead, not some flesh-clad, pointy toothed, over-cliched, emo, half-alive ponces that can't even stand outside in the sun without burning. So there. Okay. I'm done down. That was actually quite theraputic... (And yes, that was a short rant.)
angryman 01-11-07, 08:01 AM	It's a Lich thing... Not to derail this thread with a long rant on exactly why vampries are so woefully hateful, but in part at least it is has something to do with their arrogant and undeserved sense of superiority over the rest of us Undead; with the smug way they prance around in their long cloaks going "ooh look at us, we're the most powerful Undead, even though we have so many weaknesses everyone in the universe knows what they are and we have to feed and have flesh and are practically alive; this makes us 'better' than all the other Undead and hey, look at the stupid mortals going all gooey- eyed and romanticising over us, let's use them to further flaunt our woeful inadequacy in front of the other Undead and make them ashamed to share the the type as us!" It is these precise, same traits, that vampires ineptly consider to be beneficial, which are exactly what makes them so patheticly inferior to all other Undead. Even mindless zombies. Liches have been and always will be, vastly superior, stronger, smarter and infinately more powerful. And cooler. And more awesome. And, frankly, just plain better. We are the true Lords of the Undead, not some flesh-clad, pointy toothed, over-cliched, emo, half-alive ponces that can't even stand outside in the sun without burning. So there. Okay. I'm done down. That was actually quite theraputic... (And yes, that was a short rant.) Vampires aren't on a par with a wise-crackin' Awakened Zombie. "Excuse me sir, but I'd like to feast on your brains. Terribly sorry."
aotrscommander 01-11-07, 08:13 AM	Vampires aren't on a par with a wise-crackin' Awakened Zombie. "Excuse me sir, but I'd like to feast on your brains. Terribly sorry." Precisely! Wise-cracking awaken zombies = Awesome. Wise-cracking vampire = lame1. aotrscommander and Strand Keh? Did you mean Strahd...? If so, yer darn tootin' we wouldn't go together! I absolutely convinced I could kick his pointy-toothed backside (basically because I'd grovel to Lord Death Despoil to do it for me while I watched from a very safe distance...) 1Not even Angel.2 2 Who, granted, is the only vampire in the entire of every reality I'd not stake but instead make into a Lich.
angryman 01-11-07, 08:14 AM	Precisely! Wise-cracking awaken zombies = Awesome. Wise-cracking vampire = lame1. 1Not even Angel.2 2 Who, granted, is the only vampire in the entire of every reality I'd not stake but instead make into a Lich. The most powerful monster HD wise that I've ever thrown at the party was a lone zombie. It almost killed the 16th level ranger and wizard. Haha!
Nytmare 01-11-07, 11:34 AM	Not to derail this thread... Isn't that technically impossible?
christOrisen 01-11-07, 11:55 AM	I would think that a barbarian wearing makeup is even scarier than the normal variety. The worst thing a non-makeup-wearing barbarian will do is kill you... Unless it happens to be Red Sonja;)
High Octane 01-11-07, 01:53 PM	With a spoon. Why a spoon? :D
Magetastic 01-11-07, 03:06 PM	Half kender/ Half gnome (which is a bad mix itself) and a room full of buttons and levers.
Bruunwald 01-11-07, 03:30 PM	That troupe of Fanatical Enchanted Half-Fey Centaur Bacchaen Outsider Acrobat/Sorcerers coming over the hill from the south... And that platoon of Rabid Cursed Half-Golem Lycanthropic Cyborg Ninja/Pirate/Scout Awakened Zombies coming over the other hill from the north.
freedeath 01-11-07, 03:39 PM	Warforged & everything else.
AXESHAFT7 01-11-07, 03:52 PM	whats with the vampire hate guys ?!? :( anyway a half dragon half kobold (shudder)
Rickiel 01-11-07, 04:23 PM	Originally Posted by High Octane Why a spoon? Because it'll hurt more you twit!
Critical_Failure 01-11-07, 04:57 PM	stupidity and interplanar travel i dont think i need to explain that one
Waterhammer 01-12-07, 09:31 PM	Were-bunny vampire-ninjas. They just don't go with anything. I talked to some people who said they actually had one in their game.
Artector 01-12-07, 09:38 PM	Badgers and Human Rogues (had a Character die from one)
lucifer777 01-14-07, 12:16 AM	lol, this is great... :thumbsup:
Kazeofwinds 01-14-07, 01:11 AM	It's a Lich thing... Not to derail this thread with a long rant on exactly why vampries are so woefully hateful, but in part at least it is has something to do with their arrogant and undeserved sense of superiority over the rest of us Undead; with the smug way they prance around in their long cloaks going "ooh look at us, we're the most powerful Undead, even though we have so many weaknesses everyone in the universe knows what they are and we have to feed and have flesh and are practically alive; this makes us 'better' than all the other Undead and hey, look at the stupid mortals going all gooey- eyed and romanticising over us, let's use them to further flaunt our woeful inadequacy in front of the other Undead and make them ashamed to share the the type as us!" It is these precise, same traits, that vampires ineptly consider to be beneficial, which are exactly what makes them so patheticly inferior to all other Undead. Even mindless zombies. Liches have been and always will be, vastly superior, stronger, smarter and infinately more powerful. And cooler. And more awesome. And, frankly, just plain better. We are the true Lords of the Undead, not some flesh-clad, pointy toothed, over-cliched, emo, half-alive ponces that can't even stand outside in the sun without burning. So there. Okay. I'm done down. That was actually quite theraputic... (And yes, that was a short rant.) That post wins this thread. And as for my contribution, Ninjas and Taking the Dread Pirate PRC, it makes the universe implode.
halflingofthenorth 01-14-07, 01:37 AM	I agree. Barbarians should not wear make-up. I also agree I would not like to see Mel Gibson running around in a campain I'm playing in.