D'zzart The Drow [Archive] - Wizards Community

D'zzart The Drow [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Bartmanhomer
10-13-05, 02:12 PM I have two question about D'zzart The Drow:

#1. Who is D'zzart The Drow?

#2. Does anybody have a stat. information about D'zzart The Drow?
Aliquid
10-13-05, 02:53 PM It would be easier to search for him wit the proper spelling ;)

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=books/fr/drizzt2
Illion the Red
10-13-05, 03:15 PM I have two question about D'zzart The Drow:

#1. Who is D'zzart The Drow?

#2. Does anybody have a stat. information about D'zzart The Drow?

He is a Chaotic Evil pawn of Lloth. Originally popularized in the "Coldblow Hill" novels by A.R. DoorSalve.
Bartmanhomer
10-13-05, 03:26 PM Cool! :) Are there any stat information on Drizzt in D&D?
Zherog
10-13-05, 03:26 PM Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting, I believe.
Bartmanhomer
10-13-05, 03:28 PM Wow! Thank you Zherog! :D But I always thought Drizzt was Chaotic Good.
Radin Of The Justice
10-13-05, 03:31 PM http://www.wizards.com/dnd/article.asp?x=fr/fx20010117d is this who youre talking about. i hope that helps

:pumpkin: :chicken:
caeruleus
10-13-05, 03:45 PM He is a Chaotic Evil pawn of Lloth. Originally popularized in the "Coldblow Hill" novels by A.R. DoorSalve.

:rofl:

Don't forget his companions. Geris the Giant, Garwulf the civilized, and Doggie-brie the dwarf raised by the human Bruno Peaceaxe.
Akharu
10-13-05, 03:48 PM I'm laughing and I know it's wrong.
Draco Strang
10-13-05, 04:04 PM I'm laughing and I know it's wrong.
Still feels good though.
caeruleus
10-13-05, 04:42 PM I'm laughing and I know it's wrong.

It's okay because it's not necessarily making fun of Bartmanhomer (at least I'm not making fun of him). He clearly is not familiar with the character, and "Drizzt" isn't the most common name to remember (especially with the many variations on how people pronounce it). Illion made a good joke, and I took it a bit further.
kam_Islash
10-13-05, 04:49 PM D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar
Sulaco
10-13-05, 05:27 PM D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar

... :mymy: ... :rofl:
Fayle
10-13-05, 07:46 PM D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar

:clap:

:rofl: That was great!
caeruleus
10-13-05, 08:07 PM ... :mymy: ... :rofl:

My reaction exactly.
Tyler Do'Urden
10-13-05, 09:45 PM D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar

Damnit!

I wanted to make that pun. This is what I get for having a life for a few hours.
Malachi_III
10-13-05, 10:21 PM D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar
:heehee I had to read that a couple times to understand lmao, it works so great too...
TILEY
10-13-05, 11:22 PM He is a Chaotic Evil pawn of Lloth. Originally popularized in the "Coldblow Hill" novels by A.R. DoorSalve.

D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar
:rofl: OMG, those just made my day. I haven't genuinely laughed in a long while. Thanks! :D
Tiran
10-14-05, 05:34 AM :rofl: at the d'nnar and coldhill posts
babysamurai
10-14-05, 05:56 AM I heard somewhere that the official pronunciation for Drizzt, is "Drist". As in it rhymes with wrist.
Bartmanhomer
10-14-05, 04:29 PM What is so funny?! I'm missing the joke. :confused: Anyway I really can't believe that Drizzt is very compassionate. That what I really like about him, not being evil.
Phrennzy
10-14-05, 04:32 PM D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar

I do a lot of D&D boards perusal at work.

It is not often that I really laugh out loud.

I just LOL'd big time.

Brilliant.
Lord Dastir
10-14-05, 04:49 PM D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar

OMG!! LOL!! TDF!! WTG!!

Sorry, momentary bout of TLA syndrome... :D
Shmatt
10-14-05, 05:03 PM can i ask... if his panther is CR5... how did it savage and kill an Illithid Elder Brain?!?!?!?! even on a 20 it still cannot hit the thing, and the brain can hit it with everything but a 1 (for fumble/-10 rule)... 1 problem with novels, is that they take the extraordinary and make it undescribibly unreal
Zherog
10-14-05, 05:23 PM Damnit!

I wanted to make that pun. This is what I get for having a life for a few hours.

Yeah - that'll teach you to not be a slacker like the rest of us! :P
Slyde Shadowdart
10-14-05, 11:10 PM can i ask... if his panther is CR5... how did it savage and kill an Illithid Elder Brain?!?!?!?! even on a 20 it still cannot hit the thing, and the brain can hit it with everything but a 1 (for fumble/-10 rule)... 1 problem with novels, is that they take the extraordinary and make it undescribibly unreal

Congratulations! You've just realized that all NPC stats as presented in the 3.x books are utterly wrong and completely stupid!!

Cue the confetti!

;)

Seriously, they're horrible. Ignore them. It's the only way.
feartheinvinceblehamster
10-15-05, 08:22 PM I actually prefer the character pha'roh's miss'ress

...

Cheers
Imaginary_Zero
10-16-05, 02:01 PM I actually prefer the character pha'roh's miss'ress

...

Cheers
?

The dessert thing was funny. However, this isn't making much sense. The only character I can think of with a similar name is that drow in War of the Spider Queen, and his name was pretty far from that. So...?
Bartmanhomer
10-16-05, 03:19 PM Seriously, What is the joke? :confused:
Valefor93/143
10-16-05, 07:30 PM Seriously, What is the joke? :confused:
...:rofl:

This thread is funny.
Lord Dastir
10-16-05, 07:54 PM Seriously, What is the joke? :confused:

Ok, if you really don't get the joke, I will clear it up for you. People are having fun at your expense (a little bit), all based upon your initial mispelling of Drizzt

He is a Chaotic Evil pawn of Lloth. Originally popularized in the "Coldblow Hill" novels by A.R. DoorSalve.

He is actually a CG Ftr10/Bbn1/Rgr5 devoted to Mielikki poularized in the "Icewind Dale" novels by R.A. Salvatore. He is about as anti-Lloth as you can get.

And before the whiz kids watching this thread can start ripping on me about his class, this is what is published by WotC in the FRCS book on page 177.

Don't forget his companions. Geris the Giant, Garwulf the civilized, and Doggie-brie the dwarf raised by the human Bruno Peaceaxe.

His campanions are Regis the Halfling, Wulfgar the Barbarian and Catti-brie a human who was raised by a dwarf name Bruenor Battlehammer

D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar

D'zzart can be pronounced in a way to sound like dessert. So of course D'zzart is something you would have after D'nnar (dinner)

Hope this clears it up for you. Also hope you aren't taking any offense at the jokes being made here. Even though they are somewhat at your expense, I am sure there is no personal malice intended.

It is a safe assumption that you haven't read any of Salvatore's books. I would if I were you. They are fantastic.

:rofl: ...

This thread is funny.

Yes it is indeed!!! :D
Tenreo
10-16-05, 09:17 PM ...:rofl:

This thread is funny.

No, it is f'nny.
Bartmanhomer
10-18-05, 05:19 PM [QUOTE=Lord Dastir]Ok, if you really don't get the joke, I will clear it up for you. People are having fun at your expense (a little bit), all based upon your initial mispelling of Drizzt

What.......... *looks at his thread again* D'OH!
Lord Dastir
10-18-05, 07:46 PM What.......... *looks at his thread again* D'OH!
Look at it this way. You gave a whole bunch of fellow gamers a really good laugh!! :D

You should get a medal for such a noble act of self-sacrifice. One more step towards exalted status!! :angel:
Bartmanhomer
10-19-05, 04:50 PM Wow, I really can't I made a funny out of this and I didn't realized that in the beginning! Well in that case, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: If you can't beat them, laugh with them! :D
Callahan
10-20-05, 04:01 AM can i ask... if his panther is CR5... how did it savage and kill an Illithid Elder Brain?!?!?!?! even on a 20 it still cannot hit the thing, and the brain can hit it with everything but a 1 (for fumble/-10 rule)... 1 problem with novels, is that they take the extraordinary and make it undescribibly unreal
the DM was a n00b and ruled that the Elder Brain was helpless. The panther proceeded to make five coup de grace attacks and thus killed it.
SnowbearK
10-20-05, 05:07 AM D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar

sounds kinky...

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Bartmanhomer 10-13-05, 02:12 PM	I have two question about D'zzart The Drow: #1. Who is D'zzart The Drow? #2. Does anybody have a stat. information about D'zzart The Drow?
Aliquid 10-13-05, 02:53 PM	It would be easier to search for him wit the proper spelling ;) http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=books/fr/drizzt2
Illion the Red 10-13-05, 03:15 PM	I have two question about D'zzart The Drow: #1. Who is D'zzart The Drow? #2. Does anybody have a stat. information about D'zzart The Drow? He is a Chaotic Evil pawn of Lloth. Originally popularized in the "Coldblow Hill" novels by A.R. DoorSalve.
Bartmanhomer 10-13-05, 03:26 PM	Cool! :) Are there any stat information on Drizzt in D&D?
Zherog 10-13-05, 03:26 PM	Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting, I believe.
Bartmanhomer 10-13-05, 03:28 PM	Wow! Thank you Zherog! :D But I always thought Drizzt was Chaotic Good.
Radin Of The Justice 10-13-05, 03:31 PM	http://www.wizards.com/dnd/article.asp?x=fr/fx20010117d is this who youre talking about. i hope that helps :pumpkin: :chicken:
caeruleus 10-13-05, 03:45 PM	He is a Chaotic Evil pawn of Lloth. Originally popularized in the "Coldblow Hill" novels by A.R. DoorSalve. :rofl: Don't forget his companions. Geris the Giant, Garwulf the civilized, and Doggie-brie the dwarf raised by the human Bruno Peaceaxe.
Akharu 10-13-05, 03:48 PM	I'm laughing and I know it's wrong.
Draco Strang 10-13-05, 04:04 PM	I'm laughing and I know it's wrong. Still feels good though.
caeruleus 10-13-05, 04:42 PM	I'm laughing and I know it's wrong. It's okay because it's not necessarily making fun of Bartmanhomer (at least I'm not making fun of him). He clearly is not familiar with the character, and "Drizzt" isn't the most common name to remember (especially with the many variations on how people pronounce it). Illion made a good joke, and I took it a bit further.
kam_Islash 10-13-05, 04:49 PM	D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar
Sulaco 10-13-05, 05:27 PM	D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar ... :mymy: ... :rofl:
Fayle 10-13-05, 07:46 PM	D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar :clap: :rofl: That was great!
caeruleus 10-13-05, 08:07 PM	... :mymy: ... :rofl: My reaction exactly.
Tyler Do'Urden 10-13-05, 09:45 PM	D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar Damnit! I wanted to make that pun. This is what I get for having a life for a few hours.
Malachi_III 10-13-05, 10:21 PM	D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar :heehee I had to read that a couple times to understand lmao, it works so great too...
TILEY 10-13-05, 11:22 PM	He is a Chaotic Evil pawn of Lloth. Originally popularized in the "Coldblow Hill" novels by A.R. DoorSalve. D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar :rofl: OMG, those just made my day. I haven't genuinely laughed in a long while. Thanks! :D
Tiran 10-14-05, 05:34 AM	:rofl: at the d'nnar and coldhill posts
babysamurai 10-14-05, 05:56 AM	I heard somewhere that the official pronunciation for Drizzt, is "Drist". As in it rhymes with wrist.
Bartmanhomer 10-14-05, 04:29 PM	What is so funny?! I'm missing the joke. :confused: Anyway I really can't believe that Drizzt is very compassionate. That what I really like about him, not being evil.
Phrennzy 10-14-05, 04:32 PM	D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar I do a lot of D&D boards perusal at work. It is not often that I really laugh out loud. I just LOL'd big time. Brilliant.
Lord Dastir 10-14-05, 04:49 PM	D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar OMG!! LOL!! TDF!! WTG!! Sorry, momentary bout of TLA syndrome... :D
Shmatt 10-14-05, 05:03 PM	can i ask... if his panther is CR5... how did it savage and kill an Illithid Elder Brain?!?!?!?! even on a 20 it still cannot hit the thing, and the brain can hit it with everything but a 1 (for fumble/-10 rule)... 1 problem with novels, is that they take the extraordinary and make it undescribibly unreal
Zherog 10-14-05, 05:23 PM	Damnit! I wanted to make that pun. This is what I get for having a life for a few hours. Yeah - that'll teach you to not be a slacker like the rest of us! :P
Slyde Shadowdart 10-14-05, 11:10 PM	can i ask... if his panther is CR5... how did it savage and kill an Illithid Elder Brain?!?!?!?! even on a 20 it still cannot hit the thing, and the brain can hit it with everything but a 1 (for fumble/-10 rule)... 1 problem with novels, is that they take the extraordinary and make it undescribibly unreal Congratulations! You've just realized that all NPC stats as presented in the 3.x books are utterly wrong and completely stupid!! Cue the confetti! ;) Seriously, they're horrible. Ignore them. It's the only way.
feartheinvinceblehamster 10-15-05, 08:22 PM	I actually prefer the character pha'roh's miss'ress ... Cheers
Imaginary_Zero 10-16-05, 02:01 PM	I actually prefer the character pha'roh's miss'ress ... Cheers ? The dessert thing was funny. However, this isn't making much sense. The only character I can think of with a similar name is that drow in War of the Spider Queen, and his name was pretty far from that. So...?
Bartmanhomer 10-16-05, 03:19 PM	Seriously, What is the joke? :confused:
Valefor93/143 10-16-05, 07:30 PM	Seriously, What is the joke? :confused: ...:rofl: This thread is funny.
Lord Dastir 10-16-05, 07:54 PM	Seriously, What is the joke? :confused: Ok, if you really don't get the joke, I will clear it up for you. People are having fun at your expense (a little bit), all based upon your initial mispelling of Drizzt He is a Chaotic Evil pawn of Lloth. Originally popularized in the "Coldblow Hill" novels by A.R. DoorSalve. He is actually a CG Ftr10/Bbn1/Rgr5 devoted to Mielikki poularized in the "Icewind Dale" novels by R.A. Salvatore. He is about as anti-Lloth as you can get. And before the whiz kids watching this thread can start ripping on me about his class, this is what is published by WotC in the FRCS book on page 177. Don't forget his companions. Geris the Giant, Garwulf the civilized, and Doggie-brie the dwarf raised by the human Bruno Peaceaxe. His campanions are Regis the Halfling, Wulfgar the Barbarian and Catti-brie a human who was raised by a dwarf name Bruenor Battlehammer D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar D'zzart can be pronounced in a way to sound like dessert. So of course D'zzart is something you would have after D'nnar (dinner) Hope this clears it up for you. Also hope you aren't taking any offense at the jokes being made here. Even though they are somewhat at your expense, I am sure there is no personal malice intended. It is a safe assumption that you haven't read any of Salvatore's books. I would if I were you. They are fantastic. :rofl: ... This thread is funny. Yes it is indeed!!! :D
Tenreo 10-16-05, 09:17 PM	...:rofl: This thread is funny. No, it is f'nny.
Bartmanhomer 10-18-05, 05:19 PM	[QUOTE=Lord Dastir]Ok, if you really don't get the joke, I will clear it up for you. People are having fun at your expense (a little bit), all based upon your initial mispelling of Drizzt What.......... looks at his thread again D'OH!
Lord Dastir 10-18-05, 07:46 PM	What.......... looks at his thread again D'OH! Look at it this way. You gave a whole bunch of fellow gamers a really good laugh!! :D You should get a medal for such a noble act of self-sacrifice. One more step towards exalted status!! :angel:
Bartmanhomer 10-19-05, 04:50 PM	Wow, I really can't I made a funny out of this and I didn't realized that in the beginning! Well in that case, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: If you can't beat them, laugh with them! :D
Callahan 10-20-05, 04:01 AM	can i ask... if his panther is CR5... how did it savage and kill an Illithid Elder Brain?!?!?!?! even on a 20 it still cannot hit the thing, and the brain can hit it with everything but a 1 (for fumble/-10 rule)... 1 problem with novels, is that they take the extraordinary and make it undescribibly unreal the DM was a n00b and ruled that the Elder Brain was helpless. The panther proceeded to make five coup de grace attacks and thus killed it.
SnowbearK 10-20-05, 05:07 AM	D'zzart is what I have after D'nnar sounds kinky...