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druidmaster312

03-09-06, 04:48 PM
I recently finished the book and i found a test that is designed to tell u where in hell u are going...i am going to level 7 and was wondering were other dnd players are headed



http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
LCD2YOU

03-09-06, 04:56 PM
I forget where, but all my friends are going to be there too!

Where will I go? I forget where blasphemers and those who renounce that the current pantheons of dieties on the world most likely don't exist.

But I figure, "Eh, which god am I supposed to believe in?"


Edit:
According to the test, I'm going to the 6th Circle, the City of Dis.

I guess I better read up on it from the BoVD and see if I can reserve a room in some of the nicer and more swanker places. I hope there's a bar.
Parker_W

03-09-06, 04:57 PM
I'm going to Limbo, which in my opinion would be better than heaven.
Pennarin

03-09-06, 05:00 PM
6th. Glutonous, violent, lustful, quick to anger, unbeliever, bla bla. Hey, its a list of bad qualities, not good ones.
Delusional Illusion

03-09-06, 05:03 PM
Seems like I'm going to level 6. To the fiery pits of City of Dis :r: :P
druidmaster312

03-09-06, 05:09 PM
Looks like Dis is one big GenCon
Swarms

03-09-06, 05:12 PM
I'm going to level six: The city of dis. COOL!



Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
Ossyrian Ush'Bel

03-09-06, 05:16 PM
level 6 City of Dis, sweet I will see you guys there.
Azezel

03-09-06, 05:18 PM
I'm currious Sir, when you say you recently finished the book, do you mean just the Inferno, or the whole shebang?
druidmaster312

03-09-06, 05:27 PM
Only Inferno for now....Going to work on the other two soon
Dhavaer

03-09-06, 05:44 PM
Looks like we'll be meeting up in the afterlife. See you in hell! :D
druidmaster312

03-09-06, 05:59 PM
We will have a big party
fuzzypants

03-09-06, 06:06 PM
City of Dis for me, too. Though Level 7 is the other "very high" rating -- that doesn't seem at all fitting to me.
Etharion

03-09-06, 07:21 PM
Im headed for the first layer: Limbo. Well....it could have been worse :D
nodaisho

03-09-06, 08:27 PM
purgatory. and I had gotten my asbestos handbasket ready too...
EDIT: most of those questions, I thought there wouldnt be anything wrong with doing, I had just not done. personally, I think the if you do the best you can, eventually, it will end up more or less all right.
Mr_Smiley

03-09-06, 08:41 PM
I'll be joining you on the 6th level as well.

I wonder if playing D&D really does make us all heretics....
Rocketboy13

03-09-06, 08:42 PM
I found an online test for this, and I rated high to very high in almost every level.

That bothers me, cause I am generally a good guy. :confused:
Rechan

03-09-06, 10:44 PM
Seventh level for me.

Which is weird; I've never got into a real fight before. Nor am I violent aside from vicarious fantasies.

Frickin' lake of boiling blood. I hate sweating.
Parker_W

03-09-06, 11:46 PM
I've read the Inferno. Its really good, you guys should read it. Its actually quite a page turner and will inspire great ideas for any planar adventure.
The Grig Fiddler

03-10-06, 01:07 AM
I'm going to purgatory.

Funny, I don't believe in purgatory.
Bruunwald

03-10-06, 02:35 PM
Limbo here. I'll be hangin' with Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle? Fine with me. The only hell in that is not being able to sneak a word in edgewise.
Alac Luin

03-10-06, 06:15 PM
Second level...Hmmm ;) I'll be hanging out with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy. I'll be with the hotties. :D

I would have thought 6th level myself.
But many of those questions are very subjective, I scored low in Virtuous Non-Believers, but by what was intended I should have scored much higher.
Dench

03-10-06, 08:12 PM
I'm going to Limbo, which in my opinion would be better than heaven.

Yeah, right :rolleyes: you haven't read the full novel with attention, right? :rolleyes:

I'm going to the 7th layer, Phlegetos. Yeah, running from Centaurs, Harpies and packs of Hell Hounds doesn't sound good. But what the hell, it's my fault, I guess... ;)
Arkonth

03-10-06, 08:32 PM
Limbo. Low everywhere else. I think I'm the stereotypical virtuous non-believer.
Parker_W

03-10-06, 09:59 PM
Yeah, right :rolleyes: you haven't read the full novel with attention, right? :rolleyes:

I'm going to the 7th layer, Phlegetos. Yeah, running from Centaurs, Harpies and packs of Hell Hounds doesn't sound good. But what the hell, it's my fault, I guess... ;)

Ummm yes I have read the "novel" with full attention...have you? Perhaps you are in the 7th layer because you destroyed your copy of the Inferno?
Parker_W

03-10-06, 10:06 PM
Limbo here. I'll be hangin' with Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle? Fine with me. The only hell in that is not being able to sneak a word in edgewise.

Hell yes..Limbo is badass. Plus, when the world ends, Jesus is coming back to Limbo to take people to heaven who have redeemed themselves plus all of the babies throughout time that didnt get the chance to be babtized...

I guess that maybe the only bad thing about Limbo..there is going to be a whole lot of babies there crawling around! Its bound to get annoying after an infinite amount of time.
Dench

03-10-06, 10:23 PM
You may have read the novel, but it seems that you take very lightly the idea of limbo. Hell it's not a place in which you can play and say things like "Yeah, I'll wait here so Jesus will save me at the end of the world". Also, it seems that you take too seriously that thing of baptism... baptised or not, you go to hell because of your actions not because you haven't been baptised :rolleyes:
I'm tired of people who thinks it's a good thing to go to hell, whatever layer it is... You cannot be saved from Hell, you only have the chance IF you are in the purgatory. Not in Hell... remember the famous phrase?? "Abandon every hope, ye who enter here." What do you think it tries to say for "Abandon ALL hope"?? :rolleyes:
SOPI

03-10-06, 10:24 PM
5th layer of Hell for me. I always suspected that I wouldn't go straight to Heaven. (I think that people should get to Heaven eventually, once they've suffered thier sentence in Hell.)

In retrospect, I don't like this quiz that much. There are some questions that are obviously condemning homosexuals*, pagans, and other minority groups who have different beliefs and rights.

Sometimes I wonder if my idea of equality is Hell. :P


Either way, I get to fight with people in the River Styx with my teeth. I knew I was born with fangs for a reason.:devil:


*Why would God create a gene for homosexuality if it's a sin? That would be like punishing a randomly selected group of people and forcing them to love against their will for salvation. That's cruel. Satan cruel.
SOPI

03-10-06, 10:27 PM
You may have read the novel, but it seems that you take very lightly the idea of limbo. Hell it's not a place in which you can play and say things like "Yeah, I'll wait here so Jesus will save me at the end of the world". Also, it seems that you take too seriously that thing of baptism... baptised or not, you go to hell because of your actions not because you haven't been baptised :rolleyes:
I'm tired of people who thinks it's a good thing to go to hell, whatever layer it is... You cannot be saved from Hell, you only have the chance IF you are in the purgatory. Not in Hell... remember the famous phrase?? "Abandon every hope, ye who enter here." What do you think it tries to say for "Abandon ALL hope"?? :rolleyes:
This is just for fun, you know.

God is probably a whole lot more understanding than the people who make these tests.

For example, if God is like Jack Chick, then this world has already come to an end. (I once tried to make a list of what Jack Chick hates, but in the end I just gave up and put "everything".)
Parker_W

03-10-06, 10:31 PM
You may have read the novel, but it seems that you take very lightly the idea of limbo. Hell it's not a place in which you can play and say things like "Yeah, I'll wait here so Jesus will save me at the end of the world". Also, it seems that you take too seriously that thing of baptism... baptised or not, you go to hell because of your actions not because you haven't been baptised :rolleyes:
I'm tired of people who thinks it's a good thing to go to hell, whatever layer it is... You cannot be saved from Hell, you only have the chance IF you are in the purgatory. Not in Hell... remember the famous phrase?? "Abandon every hope, ye who enter here." What do you think it tries to say for "Abandon ALL hope"?? :rolleyes:

Yes, most of hell is really bad...but Dante made a point to make Limbo a lot less painful than the rest of hell for various reasons. I was just making off-hand comments, I didn't realize that you would take flippant statements about hell so seriously. I didn't realize we were having a serious discussion about hell based off of a internet quiz. So yes; heaven would, on the whole, be a whole let "better" than hell.

If you want to get serious, I don't even believe in hell so the whole point is mute anyway. Alas, this isn't a religious debate forum.
Jshock_75

03-11-06, 09:49 AM
7th level for me. Who knew kicking puppies was bad for the afterlife? :ghosted:
woozygremlin

03-11-06, 11:51 PM
Put me down for Dis too.
The funny thing is I'd done this test before and kept getting slapped into Limbo...

I wonder if I'm getting worse or just more honest.
Joni-san

03-12-06, 04:09 AM
City of Dis seems to be the place to be. Woo! Now if we could just get some people from the second circle ;)
Balthazar_II

03-12-06, 07:18 AM
I'm going to limbo, 1st level.

And now for my departure...

I'll see you in hell (!!!) - from limbo.