Dice Weirdos! [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Scraelig277

11-10-06, 12:37 PM
This thread is where you can post anything your group does weird when it comes to dice. Please enjoy!:D
Namation

11-10-06, 03:13 PM
Weird hmmm - So i guess stuff like slowly roasting bad dice over an open fire while smiling at your dicebag dosent count, everyone does that.

Hitting threatening and even kissing the dice isent completly unheard of other then that, i once had a guy who offered to buy pizza if the dice rolled a natural twenty, the logic here being that his luck was so bad at the time, that there was no way in bacon he wouldent have to fork over the cash for the pizza, it did however, not work, and his toon suffered a horribel and grusome death.
Sarella Starshine

11-10-06, 10:05 PM
my husband hands our wee one his dice so she can slobber all over them since he belives that baby drool can renew the luck of his dice.
CharlieRock

11-11-06, 09:25 AM
my husband hands our wee one his dice so she can slobber all over them since he belives that baby drool can renew the luck of his dice.
Cool! I'm going to have to remember that one. :cool:
Escef

11-11-06, 10:33 AM
I have a $100 set of dice, sterling silver. :D

My dice bag can also be used as a sap.
mcstu3

11-11-06, 10:40 AM
A Dm I know has a blueberry-flavored dice...only he can attest to the flavor of the dice. He soaks his dice in blueberry mash, for whatever reason, be it luck or otherwise.

Other people I know keep their dice on the max number when not in use. I keep mine in a brass box, assuming the brass has special luck-esque qualities.
The_Levitator

11-11-06, 11:12 AM
I used to play a little trick on my groups when I was a player. When I was younger, I noticed that a lot of players had a habit of stacking their dice. I'm a professional magician that started doing magic a looonnnnng time ago. So, I took 2 4-siders and glued them together at their points. While we would be gaming I would do a little sleight of hand and switch out 2 normal 4-siders for the glued 4-siders, and make it look like I was balancing one on top of the other. People's eyes would get HUGE. Then, after a few seconds, I would switch them back and throw the 2 normal dice as if I was making a roll. You've never seen a group of people make such a lunge at a pair of dice! :D

I feel cleansed for finally unloading that after all these years! :evillaugh
Grizzled Gryphon

11-11-06, 11:57 AM
I have two female players that rub there dice under there bras for luck. they will happily do so for the other players, too. Oddly, it seems to help a lot. That is by far the oddest of things done to dice in my games. However, I do have a guy that will "fire' bad dice. Fireing is accomplished by throwing the die across the room. And everyone wonders how my dice collection keeps growing and growing, while his gets smaller and smaller.

And no, you can't "see' anything when the girls do there dice luck trick. Perverts.
Escef

11-11-06, 12:15 PM
And no, you can't "see' anything when the girls do there dice luck trick. Perverts.

That's ok, so long as I get to feel the warmth still on the dice... I am so going to hell for that. :D
Toran_A_Sunder

11-11-06, 12:20 PM
I used to play a little trick on my groups when I was a player. When I was younger, I noticed that a lot of players had a habit of stacking their dice. I'm a professional magician that started doing magic a looonnnnng time ago. So, I took 2 4-siders and glued them together at their points. While we would be gaming I would do a little sleight of hand and switch out 2 normal 4-siders for the glued 4-siders, and make it look like I was balancing one on top of the other. People's eyes would get HUGE. Then, after a few seconds, I would switch them back and throw the 2 normal dice as if I was making a roll. You've never seen a group of people make such a lunge at a pair of dice! :D

I feel cleansed for finally unloading that after all these years! :evillaugh

I'm doing that

Just gotta brush up on my non-existant sleight of hand skills
Romtos

11-11-06, 01:11 PM
I have two female players that rub there dice under there bras for luck. they will happily do so for the other players, too. Oddly, it seems to help a lot. That is by far the oddest of things done to dice in my games. However, I do have a guy that will "fire' bad dice. Fireing is accomplished by throwing the die across the room. And everyone wonders how my dice collection keeps growing and growing, while his gets smaller and smaller.

And no, you can't "see' anything when the girls do there dice luck trick. Perverts.
Maybe I should bring my girlfriend to our sessions. :D
seldom_seen

11-11-06, 06:52 PM
We used to have a problem with dice roling off the table onto the floor. One of the other players started rolling his dice against a 3 hole puch device to keep them on the table. His rolls were all super high!! Needless to say, it didn't take long before we were all rolling against the hole punch, and the rolls were still high.The hole punch took on mythical status in our gaming sessions!
(and we NEVER let the DM use it!!!):D
Gondor

11-11-06, 07:01 PM
Cool! I'm going to have to remember that one. :cool:
This is possibly the worst idea I've ever heard. Anyone who would give his dice to an infant is an idiot; anyone who would do it with the expectation that the child put it in/near his mouth is criminally stupid. There is a serious risk of the baby choking and dying right in front of you.
Calandryl

11-11-06, 07:20 PM
As far as giving the baby the dice, they are too big for her to fit in her mouth, she just drools on them. And it isnt like I am not watching her...after all, i need the dice to roll them
Gondor

11-11-06, 07:57 PM
As far as giving the baby the dice, they are too big for her to fit in her mouth, she just drools on them. And it isnt like I am not watching her...after all, i need the dice to roll them
Unless you are referring to those jumbo dice (I've seen some nearly three inches on a side), then you are still wrong. The problem isn't just the risk that she could choke on them and die in front of you; it is also the risk that she learns that it's acceptable to put things of dice-size in her mouth and chokes to death one day when you aren't around.
Grandpa Gamer

11-12-06, 12:07 AM
I dunno about dice freaks, but here's a true dice-story:

back in the day of soda in glass 16-oz bottles, we had one player who insisted on tossing his d20 straight up in the air, to guarentee it would bounce. Well, one time (the last time, actually) it came right down inside his empty 16-oz Pepsi bottle!

He had to break the bottle to get it back!
Escef

11-12-06, 05:41 AM
He had to break the bottle to get it back!

In case of emergency break glass?
CryoSilver

11-12-06, 08:00 AM
I like to flick my wrist when I throw a d20 so it spins on a point when it hits the table; it lets me see the potential numbers a couple seconds before the die stops moving.
DarkNick

11-12-06, 02:54 PM
I had a player that got a new set of dice for each of his characters. Also I'm sure he used to sleep with his dice under his pillow and some of them had suspicious brown bits stuck in the numbers and were slightly odorous...... :yuck:
bytor4232

11-12-06, 05:06 PM
I have EXACTLY 42 dice. 7 of each. And they have to be Translucent. And they have to be individually picked out, never from a set.

When playing it looks like I have a jewel hoard ;)
blade_runner

11-12-06, 05:22 PM
What I do is hold the dice in my hand with the highest number facing up for a few seconds before I role them. It works surprisingly well.

I once got 5 out of 8 of my d6 to come up 6 on a full round attack. Also I got two critical threats and one confirm off the same roll (both the crit. dice came up 6 as well). The Balor hit the floor, his head came down sveral seconds after. (wasn't a Vorpal sword neither)
Platonix

11-12-06, 05:37 PM
I have EXACTLY 42 dice. 7 of each. And they have to be Translucent. And they have to be individually picked out, never from a set.

When playing it looks like I have a jewel hoard ;)
I'm actually doing something kinda like this. I've recently decided to get an Elemental Dice set, based on the way the Greek philosopher Plato related the five regular polyhedra (called by some the Platonic Solids, called by us the d4, d6, d8, d12 and d20) with the classical elements.

tetrahedron = fire (a red/orange-speckled d4)
hexahedron = earth (a brown/orange-speckled d6)
octahedron = air (a clear, translucent d8)
icosahedron = water (a sapphire translucent d20)

The dodecahedron is fun. The fifth perfect solid in a world with four elements, the dodecahedron ended up being associated with the Cosmos and all of creation, encompassing the other four. So I came across a d12 that's black with multicolored flecks looking like stars or galaxies in the night sky...

Now, the d10 isn't a Platonic Solid, so it doesn't have any elemental association. But since I'm getting these for D&D, I decided to associate the d10 with the other two Inner Planes. I'm getting a pure white d10 for the Positive Energy Plane, and a pure black d10 (one of the ones with multiples of 10 for d% rolls) for the Negative Energy Plane.
Calandryl

11-12-06, 05:57 PM
Unless you are referring to those jumbo dice (I've seen some nearly three inches on a side), then you are still wrong. The problem isn't just the risk that she could choke on them and die in front of you; it is also the risk that she learns that it's acceptable to put things of dice-size in her mouth and chokes to death one day when you aren't around.
She is a baby...it is automatic for them to put anything in their mouth, and yes the dice are about 2 inches...it isnt like they are left out for her to play with
Cryforge

11-12-06, 06:28 PM
I have decided to only switch my dice bag if it becomes unusable. Gary Gygax, James Jacobs, Monte Cook, and Wolfgang Baur could give me a signed dice bag made of real Egyptian silk and I still would use the brown leather one I own now. (Though I would probably frame the signed one and hang it on my wall.)

The reason?

This dice bag has been with me since I first started playing. And as it gets pen marks, spill stains, and perma-dust on it, I believe it causes the dice inside it to be luckier. I'm not sure why. I just do.
Aeolus91

11-12-06, 08:05 PM
I had a player that got a new set of dice for each of his characters. Also I'm sure he used to sleep with his dice under his pillow and some of them had suspicious brown bits stuck in the numbers and were slightly odorous...... :yuck:

You know, the sad part is that this isn't even the first time i've heard of such a "use" for dice... there was a whole thread about it on the Mature forums... ick.

I tend to balance my dice in totem poles with the max number up on each... i dunno it just seems right for some reason. I also tend to buy clear dice... they are luckier somehow. Plus i can pick ones with bubbles near the 20. Bwahaha im so bad!

Rawr!
:dragon:
Ashok_Lal

11-12-06, 11:56 PM
A guy we used to play with, used his dice OUT OF GAME. He caried a D20 i think. when he was faced with a decision he would let the dice decide.:looloo:
ORC_Paradox

11-13-06, 01:13 AM
I don't set them to the maximum numbers- I set them to all 1's. My theory is that if I set the highest number, the dice will decide "We've already shown you that number." The odds of one particular number showing twice in a row is greater than showing once.

So... give them all 1's.

I also don't let others use my dice. Karma and all that.
ORC_Paradox

11-13-06, 02:52 AM
This is possibly the worst idea I've ever heard. Anyone who would give his dice to an infant is an idiot; anyone who would do it with the expectation that the child put it in/near his mouth is criminally stupid. There is a serious risk of the baby choking and dying right in front of you.

They are, however, allowed to have character sheets.

http://prikola.net/content/pic/selection/73/25.jpg


And no, that's not mine.
Kargush

11-13-06, 04:59 AM
Well, I keep my dice in my pencilcase, one of those brown, cylindrical leather ones. And I refuse to let anyone use them. Strangely enough, I always fail important rolls... Saves and such like...

Hmm... Maybe I should remember some of the "hints" you others have posted... if only we could get a female into the group. :D I am so burning in the here-after for that one... :D
Scraelig277

11-15-06, 09:15 PM
I sweet talk my dice. I say things such as "Make the save and I will love you FOREVER!!!" :D
If that doesn't work then I threaten them. as in "If you don't make the (&$^ing save then i'm going to #&$^ing rip your %^*#ing head off!";)
Platonix

11-15-06, 10:52 PM
I sweet talk my dice. I say things such as "Make the save and I will love you FOREVER!!!" :D
If that doesn't work then I threaten them. as in "If you don't make the (&$^ing save then i'm going to #&$^ing rip your %^*#ing head off!";)

Remember, you're not crazy if you talk to your dice. You're only crazy if you hear them talking back, taunting you with lines such as "Yeah, good luck with that, champ, no neck, remember?"
TrueName

11-16-06, 03:56 AM
A guy we used to play with, used his dice OUT OF GAME. He caried a D20 i think. when he was faced with a decision he would let the dice decide.:looloo:

This works and there is a psychological reason that it does
Kargush

11-16-06, 08:27 AM
"It's a... *rolls dice* pleasure to meet you...!"

A coockie to whomever takes the refference.
Escef

11-16-06, 09:48 AM
Futurama, the episode where Gary Gygax, Deep Blue, Steven Hawking, the lady who played Uhura on the original Star Trek who's name escapes me, and Al Gore trucked around in a school bus trying to protect reality or some-such.
Vanghar

11-22-06, 04:43 PM
I have a weird translucent orange/brown d20. It was the first non-d6 I ever had, and as such is inherantly lucky, and it has proven to be. I am fearful that if I use it, its luck may run our; so instead I simply have it with me, so that it may impart its luck on my other dice.
NyMpHoMaNiAc_FaNtAsIA

11-22-06, 06:04 PM
"It's a... *rolls dice* pleasure to meet you...!"



Love that!

One of my friends slams his dice at the Dm’s screen for luck (that totally annoys the Dm). :)

I set my dice in a row facing a 1 or the maximum number according to my character’s mood. 1 is for sad and the maximum is for happy.
Scraelig277

01-15-07, 09:39 PM
:bump: By the powers given to me by the Gods of Unlife, I RESSURECT THEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!
angryman

01-15-07, 10:08 PM
My boss threatened to hit me with a sock full of quarters if I didn't fix my tie. :(
CharlieRock

01-16-07, 03:18 AM
We just made a new houserule regarding dice rolls. If I'm rolling for a critical hit confirmation, no one is allowed to talk smack to me, since it jinxes the unfortunate player and a critical confirmation is guaranteed. :cool:

(this after rolling double 20s twice in one session amidst much smack talking ,like, 'let's see it, you can't roll LoL'.)
Nytmare

01-16-07, 03:20 AM
I don't set them to the maximum numbers- I set them to all 1's. My theory is that if I set the highest number, the dice will decide "We've already shown you that number." The odds of one particular number showing twice in a row is greater than showing once.

Oh my god I hope you're joking. *grin*

There was a guy like that my freshman year of college. He was convinced that since each number on the die had an equally likely chance of being face up, that by "exercising" his dice he was, in essence, "using up" the low numbers' chances of being rolled. He seriously had a little schedule for every die so that they'd all get the appropriate workout through the week and spend an equal amount of time on every "not the highest number on the die" side.

Oddly enough, even though he failed out of stats something like 3 times in a row, he managed to be the first person of the group to "get" the Monty Hall Paradox. Coincidence?
ORC_Paradox

01-16-07, 03:25 AM
Nope, I'm not joking.

:dice:
Drohem

01-16-07, 03:50 AM
Many years ago, I bought a set of dice that came in a package similar to figures. The color printed on the package was "root beer." This is my favorite set of dice and used for many years now, even though I have about 4 lbs. of other dice. I am mildy complusive and *shiny* dice caught my fancy! I have never seen a set of "root beer" dice again.
Nytmare

01-16-07, 03:51 AM
Nope, I'm not joking.

The odds of one particular number being rolled twice in a row ARE greater than it being rolled once.

The odds, however, of one particular number being rolled after the same number was set face up on the die are the same exact odds of it being rolled once.
CharlieRock

01-16-07, 04:35 AM
The odds of one particular number being rolled twice in a row ARE greater than it being rolled once.

The odds, however, of one particular number being rolled after the same number was set face up on the die are the same exact odds of it being rolled once.

Why it is a 'dice wierdo' post. ;)
Thad_Enouf

01-16-07, 09:34 AM
Dice? I just click the little "d*" button on my DM software and away we go. The only thing I miss is the sound of the roll. Anyone have a sound file of one? :)
Behaigo

01-16-07, 01:09 PM
Dice? I just click the little "d*" button on my DM software and away we go. The only thing I miss is the sound of the roll. Anyone have a sound file of one? :)

If you have the original baldurs gate game you can steal the .wav file for the stat generation (it made a dice rolling sound when you made random stats)
freedeath

01-16-07, 01:41 PM
Dice? I just click the little "d*" button on my DM software and away we go. The only thing I miss is the sound of the roll. Anyone have a sound file of one? :)

You make me sad.

All those poor orphan dice with no homes, and you replace them with software?

P.S. I'll adopt any unwanted dice. I keep losing them.
Asher_Vane

01-16-07, 02:38 PM
In our group, its common to 'use up' the bad rolls while your characters aren't doing anything that requires dice by rolling them over and over. As long as you're getting sub-par numbers its fine.

Also, no one rolls on their character sheet, its bad luck.

And, finnaly, our DM uses a huge 20-sided dice that he always hits us with, rolling streaks for 16-20s with it regularly, but if any of us use it; or if he uses it while actually playing as a character, it sucks.

We call it the DMDD (Dungeon Master Doom Dice)
Mookie37

01-16-07, 02:57 PM
Paradox, I need to know where to buy that shirt, a friend of mine will be giving birth to a new D&D geek in 3 months.

On track, on of my players, the soon to be mom from above, keeps her dice in her mouth during combat until its her turn.
yossarius

01-16-07, 03:24 PM
I have an old d32 (1-30, plus 0 and 00; I have no idea what it was originally for) ade of solid glass. When players aren't paying attention during critical moments (say, when their characters are about to die), I throw it at them. When it's not in use, I gather all my other dice around it to gain the karma it gathers.
zzakk2to2

01-16-07, 05:03 PM
i have a blue clear with white cloudy d20 that i bring to school and if i do multiple choice questions i dont know the answer to or dont care i roll it and so far the answers have been right 72.15% of the time!
docballen

01-16-07, 05:18 PM
I have several sets of blue dice. I used several sets of them and they rolled crap.

So I got pink dice. ("Easter Pink" Chessex dice.)

They seem to love me.

And when they don't I threaten to flush them down the toilet. (And then they straighten up.)
lint trap

01-16-07, 05:28 PM
The secret to good rolls is to treat your dice respectfully, but don't coddle them. Otherwise, you'll have spoiled, self-important dice.

If a player in our group gets a string of bad rolls, he'll run his dice through the washer/dryer. It's like hitting the degauss button.
Herobane

01-16-07, 07:32 PM
I'm going to have to duck after saying this...

After our group's bully ricochets his d20 off of my forehead, it never rolls below a sixteen...

I'll be back, I have to go buy a helmet...
BlackZed

01-16-07, 08:24 PM
Well, personally I believe in Dice Mojo. Every time I get a new die or a set, I carry them in my bra in proportion to how much they cost. My stainless steel set I carried for two weeks, tucked between the ladies. At least it wasn't winter when I got them. Those suckers get cold.

I'm also convinced that my dice develop alignment based on which character they are first exposed to. For example, the SS dice will only roll well for a NE character, as they were first exposed to Zed. They will deign to roll for LE, but still won't roll as well. And I've never seen such a stretch of below ten's as when I attempted to use them for a CG character, and I certainly have never rolled that many natural ones.
zzakk2to2

01-17-07, 09:05 AM
i carry new dice around on my person and in my mouth for over a month to get them attuned to my lifeforce. i also when i can put them in running water because running water produces the most natural mana or chi.
Thad_Enouf

01-17-07, 10:15 AM
You make me sad.

All those poor orphan dice with no homes, and you replace them with software?

P.S. I'll adopt any unwanted dice. I keep losing them.

Don't get me wrong...I like throwing real dice and will probably switch once we get a bigger gaming table. But for now, if I can keep as much on the laptop as possible, it makes things easier for me to keep things in order.

That said, if I find a certain set that catches my eye, then I'll definitely use them. Right now, though, my boring white set isn't keeping me away from the roll generator.
Thad_Enouf

01-17-07, 10:18 AM
If you have the original baldurs gate game you can steal the .wav file for the stat generation (it made a dice rolling sound when you made random stats)


Hey, thanks for the tip. I'm actually planning on starting another BG and BG II run soon...
Behaigo

01-17-07, 01:38 PM
I took a bunch of the random .wav files and made a windows theme with them. Every time I opened any kind of menu it screamed "death to you all!"