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youakissamyabutta 05-10-07, 02:54 AM	Would a character who is one quarter Drow & three quarters starfish be able to defeat a Kobold? The Drofish is a level 3 rogue. I intend to attack a small kobold village, but time above water is a concern. If any battles engaged are sloppy enough, I (the Drofish) may remain moist enough to survive, but then again, the saline content of any blood and gore splattered on me may quicken my dehydration... This encounter is inevitable & approaching soon, so any help would be, umm... . . . Nevermind, CHiPS is starting on Nick At Nite, this stuff can wait. :P
Forged_Fury 05-10-07, 08:28 AM	Of course it would. It could be a Level -3 Commoner. The only part that matters is that it is 1/4 Drow. :P
Nundahl 05-10-07, 08:36 AM	Ugh ... every player wants to play the 1/4 Dark Elf 3/4 Starfish Drizz't clone ... get over it!
forsaken1111 05-10-07, 08:51 AM	Pay a mage to shrink a decanter of endless water. Insert decanter as suppository. Fight Kobalds!
Subtle Knife 05-10-07, 08:58 AM	I think we've struck on something important! The formula for the mystic high-colonic enema! Every character will want one to fight the newest condition introduced into the game - Constipated (-1AC/AR/damage, -2 spot, -10ft movement rate; lasts until "relieved"). SK
UnderworldLord 05-10-07, 09:52 AM	Thats just wrong... As a side note: pay a mage? This is Eberron, get an artificer!
korcheck 05-10-07, 10:58 AM	:raises hand: One problem if its a kobold village then your doomed from the start think about it they are decended from the progenetor worms themselves you don't stand a chance against them remember swarm tactics and sorcery are an awesome combination, then throw in the dreaded boiling water trap and you're all set for a clam bake or starfish bake rather......
Fabius Maximus 05-10-07, 11:22 AM	Ugh ... every player wants to play the 1/4 Dark Elf 3/4 Starfish Drizz't clone ... get over it! Yeah, because it can wield more than two scimitars...
Belabras 05-10-07, 01:24 PM	This whole thread makes my eyes bleed. :banghead:
Thrincold 05-10-07, 01:25 PM	Would a character who is one quarter Drow & three quarters starfish be able to defeat a Kobold? The Drofish is a level 3 rogue. I intend to attack a small kobold village, but time above water is a concern. If any battles engaged are sloppy enough, I (the Drofish) may remain moist enough to survive, but then again, the saline content of any blood and gore splattered on me may quicken my dehydration... This encounter is inevitable & approaching soon, so any help would be, umm... . . . Nevermind, CHiPS is starting on Nick At Nite, this stuff can wait. :P Um, silly question for the silly post... How would the saline content of blood possibly affect the dehydration rate of a creature that is biologically adapted to living in *dun dun dun* Salt water? Just one flaw I noticed. That and you are worried about a lvl 3 thing with an ECL of atleast what? 6, 7? defeating CR 1/4 creatures? Stock up on alchemist's fires, or some equivelant that creepy invertibrate ****ing drow make, and go to town that way.
Faithful_One 05-10-07, 04:35 PM	How, by the Flame, did you become ¾ Starfish?:confused:
Vharuck 05-10-07, 04:55 PM	How, by the Flame, did you become ¾ Starfish?:confused: Grandma and Grandpa loved each other very much, and were at Mardi Gras.
Shady314 05-10-07, 05:19 PM	How, by the Flame, did you become ¾ Starfish?:confused: You haven't heard of the Starfish graft? It's on page 71 of the Book of Ridiculousness.
Nevarre 05-10-07, 08:45 PM	Mmmm... chips..
BoneLord_of_Skullthrone 05-10-07, 11:01 PM	[This entire thread] :heehee I needed something to laugh at just a minute ago. Thank you. :D