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Post/Author/DateTime Post
Arcane_Mark
03-07-07, 10:07 PM Delete!
goblin_pride
03-07-07, 10:10 PM Woohoo, an new playground for the insanity that fills up these newly-vacated threads.
UnderworldLord
03-07-07, 10:15 PM These kind of threads are like candy dangling in front of your goblinoid nose aren't they? :P
goblin_pride
03-07-07, 10:29 PM But of course. Aren't they to you?
Olav
03-07-07, 11:08 PM You see, the real question is how can we explote this? Bash FR, Female Warforged, does Devo Sprit healing Manuvers work in the Mounland!?!!!?? The oppertunities are endless!!!!
goblin_pride
03-07-07, 11:17 PM You see, the real question is how can we explote this? Bash FR, Female Warforged, does Devo Sprit healing Manuvers work in the Mounland!?!!!?? The oppertunities are endless!!!!

Ah, another that sees the true value of an abandoned thread. Nothing like a thread flying a false flag to make the mind reel.
Kreistor2
03-08-07, 02:04 AM Make the mind real? Whoa, man... too heavy...
hellfirewyrm
03-08-07, 07:04 AM I'm more leaning on the female warforged topic. Do they truly exist?
The White Sorcerer
03-08-07, 07:07 AM But seriously, the secret Banana Style martial art of the Aundairian warforged? I mean, what's the deal? Do they emulate bananas or use them as weapons or what?
The White Sorcerer
03-08-07, 07:08 AM I'm more leaning on the female warforged topic. Do they truly exist?

There are as many female warforged as there are male warforged.

The asnwer is "zero".
Cifer
03-08-07, 08:19 AM There are as many female warforged as there are male warforged.

The asnwer is "zero".

No!
Most definitely not.
It's 42!
UnderworldLord
03-08-07, 10:16 AM There are Enough FR bashing threads, and I'm not too keen on this warforged females... lets go for broke with something new: Lets Bash D20 Modern.
goblin_pride
03-08-07, 11:11 AM I would think something that hasn't been done in other threads would be more appropriate for a stealth thread, don't you? Although part of me wants to lay down the dogma of the cult of almighty Chocolate for some strange reason.
Melvin the Mediocre
03-08-07, 11:23 AM I wonder if there are female war forged personalities trapped in the body of male warforged personalities. If there are, do they prefer chocolate or strawberry? Is the mere mention of ice cream preference enough to get this thread locked? Earth may never know. What we need here is a flavorful way to travel to Sharn for some reconnaissance.
fiendish_platypus
03-08-07, 04:44 PM great, now I wan't Ice Cream.
Zombomaniac
03-08-07, 10:40 PM Female-Build Warforged (http://www.bossythecow.com/femaleforged.htm)
Kemmotar_veon
03-09-07, 09:59 AM No!
Most definitely not.
It's 42!

off course that's the answer... thats the meaning of life and everything else

Also I would suppose they would rather Strawberry Ice Cream!

but here comes the real Question...

Right or left???
Kemmotar_veon
03-09-07, 02:24 PM anyone knows where the really really interesting discusion about how the Strawberry Ice cream will rule supreme the world Is???

did they deleted that post after all?
goblin_pride
03-09-07, 04:48 PM did they deleted that post after all?

The cult of the seducer Chocolate was also mentioned rather heavily in that missing thread, my friend.
UnderworldLord
03-09-07, 07:13 PM Don't forget that villainous vanilla dictatorship!
The_Robot
03-10-07, 11:50 PM There are Enough FR bashing threads, and I'm not too keen on this warforged females... lets go for broke with something new: Lets Bash D20 Modern.

meh...that's too easy!:D
SquirrelMortis
03-11-07, 03:08 PM Delete, Delete!

You a cyberman, or somethin'?
turalisj
03-11-07, 04:20 PM There are Enough FR bashing threads, and I'm not too keen on this warforged females... lets go for broke with something new: Lets Bash D20 Modern.

Hey! D20 modern is cool!
Kemmotar_veon
03-11-07, 05:44 PM hey I do like D20 Modern... and I created an Icecream Golem... a really really yummi Ice Cream golem
goblin_pride
03-12-07, 12:03 AM and I created an Icecream Golem... a really really yummi Ice Cream golem

Hehehe, there's something wicked in the thought of being attacked by the object of your desires, soft, sweet, delicious, delectable and deadly, the great seducer, the dark lord of passion, exalted Chocolate smiles on you for such wickedness.
Kemmotar_veon
03-12-07, 05:43 PM The best part of it was when one of my characters almost died when that thing shoot it's sprinkles out
Melvin the Mediocre
03-14-07, 02:29 PM anyone knows where the really really interesting discusion about how the Strawberry Ice cream will rule supreme the world Is???

did they deleted that post after all?

it is here:
http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=782864

and archived here:
http://boards1.wizards.com/archive/index.php/t-782864.html
goblin_pride
03-14-07, 03:11 PM it is here:
http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=782864

and archived here:
http://boards1.wizards.com/archive/index.php/t-782864.html

You're kidding me. It got archived?
UnderworldLord
03-14-07, 05:19 PM somebody found it really funny I guess...
Dragom
03-14-07, 11:38 PM I remember a size huge monstrosity of bone I made once. It was a horrendous amalgamation of different skeletal remains.

Complete with a 4 section jaw made from femurs, a lengthy tail made of a random assortment of vertibra and skulls, and 4 stout legs one of which incorporated a whole ribcage from something resembling a cow.

It's best ability was that a swallowed living creature of size Medium or smaller took a point of con damage and the creature "healed" 5 hp.

Funny how they never do big pile of miscellanious bones monsters.

I think I wrote him down as a CR 4...
Dragom
03-14-07, 11:40 PM Oooh, we could start a flame war about any one of the iffy rules in the complete series? I haven't seen one of those before!
Melvin the Mediocre
03-15-07, 09:35 AM I remember a size huge monstrosity of bone I made once. It was a horrendous amalgamation of different skeletal remains.

Complete with a 4 section jaw made from femurs, a lengthy tail made of a random assortment of vertibra and skulls, and 4 stout legs one of which incorporated a whole ribcage from something resembling a cow.

It's best ability was that a swallowed living creature of size Medium or smaller took a point of con damage and the creature "healed" 5 hp.

Funny how they never do big pile of miscellanious bones monsters.

I think I wrote him down as a CR 4...

If that was its best ability, it clearly could not make icecream. Did it have a male or fremale personality? Did that change if it swallowed victims of different genders? What if it swallowed victims who were eating icecream? If you bring up a new topic, be sure to give us the important details.
Dragom
03-15-07, 05:56 PM Well if it did eat sombody eating a stawberry icecream cone I'm sure it would detect as 2 tons of Strawberry icecream on all the detect icecream spells.
Kemmotar_veon
03-16-07, 06:57 AM Detect Ice cReam rules!!!!

Also did that creature had any Ice cream favor as his favorite?
Kemmotar_veon
03-16-07, 07:01 AM I was checking the Other thread and I come to a realization!!!!

I DO KNOW NOW WHY THE RIEDRANS BUILD THE MONOLITHS!!!!!

Those are not Psionic capacitators!!!! or amplificartors!!!! those are Ice Cream Containers!!!!
turalisj
03-16-07, 07:38 AM I thought they inhibited arcane and divine magic? :D
goblin_pride
03-16-07, 09:55 AM I thought they inhibited arcane and divine magic? :D

And you thought those ice cream headaches were caused by the cold, eh?
The_Robot
03-16-07, 03:40 PM And you thought those ice cream headaches were caused by the cold, eh?

but then...is ice cream arcane or divine? or...does it depend on the flavor?
goblin_pride
03-16-07, 03:41 PM but then...is ice cream arcane or divine? or...does it depend on the flavor?

Chocolate is truly divine, the others are irrelevant.
Kemmotar_veon
03-17-07, 02:42 AM and you keep it!!! you defiler of the holly flavor!!! Strawberry is the only divine one!!!!

I guess then Vainilla would be the arcane one...

And chocolate would be... I don't know... eldricth???
Dragom
03-17-07, 02:44 AM Holly flavoured ice cream is decidedly neutral, and poisonous. Like a druid.

Almost as much as Winter Green...
The White Sorcerer
03-17-07, 04:39 AM you defiler of the holly flavor!!!

Eh. I've always been more of a fan of mistletoe flavored ice cream.
seTiny
03-19-07, 03:16 PM I thought I smelled an ice cream thread.

Now bow before the joint power of
Rocky Road (Divine)
and
Butter Pecan (Arcane)
goblin_pride
03-19-07, 04:05 PM I thought I smelled an ice cream thread.

You can't smell ice cream.
Melvin the Mediocre
03-19-07, 04:32 PM You can't smell ice cream.

I can. MMM - MMM :)

And seTiny, is that a prestige flavor? Mystic Swirl or something? It doesn't sound good, I bet they loose to flavor levels before they can qualify. Their might be a special treat feat that allows the flavors to overcome taste resistance.
seTiny
03-19-07, 04:39 PM You can't smell ice cream.

Sure you can, but your nose gets cold after a while
seTiny
03-19-07, 04:41 PM I can. MMM - MMM :)

And seTiny, is that a prestige flavor? Mystic Swirl or something? It doesn't sound good, I bet they loose to flavor levels before they can qualify. Their might be a special treat feat that allows the flavors to overcome taste resistance.

Rocky road is a the supreme Divine flavor, while Butter Pecan is the ultimate Arcane flavor. They rule together, but not in the same bowl.
Melvin the Mediocre
03-20-07, 03:11 PM Rocky road is a the supreme Divine flavor, while Butter Pecan is the ultimate Arcane flavor. They rule together, but not in the same bowl.

Now we know you're nuts.
seTiny
03-20-07, 04:08 PM Now we know you're nuts.

As as you don't replace "know" with "can see", I'm fine with that. I've know it for a while. :)
goblin_pride
03-21-07, 03:18 PM Rocky road is a the supreme Divine flavor, while Butter Pecan is the ultimate Arcane flavor. They rule together, but not in the same bowl.

That matters very little, honestly. Chocolate is the great seducer, the flavor that will lead you willingly down the dark path. Once you've begun that journey, there is no turning back. Chocolate is hedonism, desire and lust.
Zombomaniac
03-21-07, 04:05 PM Dare I say it?:smirk:

Chocolate Vainilla Swirl anyone?
:drool:
Faithful_One
03-21-07, 05:30 PM If ice cream is Arcane and Divine magic then what is Yogurt?
Psionic?
goblin_pride
03-21-07, 06:23 PM If ice cream is Arcane and Divine magic then what is Yogurt?

Rancid milk.
Kemmotar_veon
03-21-07, 06:43 PM the yogurth is nothing more than a baleful try to archive Divine rank... but only the Ice cream is true divine power!!!

I guess the yogurth is something like a demon or something
Teron Gorefiend
03-22-07, 12:15 AM That matters very little, honestly. Chocolate is the great seducer, the flavor that will lead you willingly down the dark path. Once you've begun that journey, there is no turning back. Chocolate is hedonism, desire and lust.
Conversely, vanilla is heavenly bliss, purity and goodness. To taste it is to experience a humbling revelation in sublimeness. Those who remain faithful to true vanilla will know eternal spiritual richness.

Obviously I'm talking about the good stuff, not the plain ice cream supermarkets try to pass off as vanilla. That stuff is heresy.

the yogurth is nothing more than a baleful try to archive Divine rank... but only the Ice cream is true divine power!!!

I guess the yogurth is something like a demon or something
You're almost there.

Yogurt
Yugort
Yugoth
Yugoloth

The truth is revealed!
Zombomaniac
03-22-07, 03:29 AM Conversely, vanilla is heavenly bliss, purity and goodness. To taste it is to experience a humbling revelation in sublimeness. Those who remain faithful to true vanilla will know eternal spiritual richness.

Obviously I'm talking about the good stuff, not the plain ice cream supermarkets try to pass off as vanilla. That stuff is heresy.

I still stand be my "Chocolate Vainilla Swirl anyone?" stament and I of course mean the quality stuff of both flavors.:ayyyy!:

Hmmm.....This may be something to ponder (sp?).:thinks:
According to the latest Looking For Group (http://www.lfgcomic.com/)the soul(s) of Monk(s) tastes like Chocolate.:detect:
Does this concern the Cult of Chocolate and/or Chocolate Ice cream any?

Also how does one join the Cult of Chocolate?;)
Kemmotar_veon
03-22-07, 04:58 AM that was painfully funny!!!!

but I would say then the soul of a healer would taste as Strawberry... hmmm yummy healer
Ellorin
03-22-07, 06:59 AM But what about the cows?Why noone asks THEIR thoughts on the subject?
Melvin the Mediocre
03-22-07, 08:27 AM I just had a date with Errandis d'Vol (which didn't go very well, man that woman is skinny!) but she did tell me that chocolate was a "gift" from the Host before they kicked out the Dark Six. As it turns out The Traveller invented that flavor and gave it to all who would sample it's richness. Chocolate, it seems, is the root of mortality and its consumption subtracts days of your life for every ounce devoured. The remedy of course, is strawberry. For as has been stated in another thread, Strawberry is to Eberron as ambrosia is to Greece.

Mortals be warned!
seTiny
03-22-07, 03:17 PM Ah but when you add nuts and marshymellows to chocolate you cancel the life stealing effects and get a substance 100 times more powerful than strawberry.
Zombomaniac
03-22-07, 03:28 PM Ah but when you add nuts and marshymellows to chocolate you cancel the life stealing effects and get a substance 100 times more powerful than strawberry.

Herecy! Thou must never mix nuts with anything. Nuts are to ice cream as Paladins are to plot. They only make things worse.
Melvin the Mediocre
03-22-07, 04:45 PM Ah but when you add nuts and marshymellows to chocolate you cancel the life stealing effects and get a substance 100 times more powerful than strawberry.

Careful, you're showing your nuts again.
goblin_pride
03-22-07, 04:50 PM Careful, you're showing your nuts again.

That's "you're". For cryin' out loud, do you want to get this one locked too?
Kemmotar_veon
03-23-07, 02:48 AM I just had a date with Errandis d'Vol (which didn't go very well, man that woman is skinny!) but she did tell me that chocolate was a "gift" from the Host before they kicked out the Dark Six. As it turns out The Traveller invented that flavor and gave it to all who would sample it's richness. Chocolate, it seems, is the root of mortality and its consumption subtracts days of your life for every ounce devoured. The remedy of course, is strawberry. For as has been stated in another thread, Strawberry is to Eberron as ambrosia is to Greece.

Mortals be warned!

It's true!!!! I have read the profecy and it stats

"when the brown will run wild in the lands
When the White flows like rivers
when the nuts jump on the lands and the rivers
then the world be doomed
then a pinkish hope will rise
and the world will she save"

This is what the profecy says... I swear!!! I read it... it predicts the end of the world in the hands of the unholly flavors... and the rise of strawberry as the holly and only flavor... I hate to say this but Erandis is right... we will be doomed unless we all praise the strawberry

Ah but when you add nuts and marshymellows to chocolate you cancel the life stealing effects and get a substance 100 times more powerful than strawberry.

are you crazy... I'm not defending the Chocolate... but the Nuts are the roots of all evil... it would only make it worst!!! it would make it so unholly that it would have to be destroyed and banished form the multiverse.... :schemes: I guess I will have to buy some nuts... Ice cream factory here I go!!!!!

Herecy! Thou must never mix nuts with anything. Nuts are to ice cream as Paladins are to plot. They only make things worse.

DITTO... paladins sucks
Melvin the Mediocre
03-23-07, 09:42 AM That's "you're". For cryin' out loud, do you want to get this one locked too?

Are you sure?

Maybe it should have been your're.
seTiny
03-23-07, 02:27 PM That's "you're". For cryin' out loud, do you want to get this one locked too?

Why would it get locked? I had a handful of Almonds in an open hand when he said that.

mmmmmm Nuts.
Kemmotar_veon
03-25-07, 08:30 PM as It seems the "almighty" cult of the chocolate evil desisted from this thread!!! so WE WON!!! ENJOY MY DEAR FRIENDS!!! STRAWBERRY RULES SUPREME!!!! STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM FOR ALL!!!!
goblin_pride
03-25-07, 08:35 PM Chocolate bides his time, waiting for the unwary, an allure that few are strong enough to resist. When the craving comes over you, you'll understand why no one ever feels a "stawberry urge".
turalisj
03-25-07, 08:36 PM *hurls almonds into the Source of Strawberry Ice cream*
Mwahahahah!!! :D
Melvin the Mediocre
03-26-07, 11:09 AM *hurls almonds into the Source of Strawberry Ice cream*
Mwahahahah!!! :D

MMMMM, strawberry coverd almonds.
Kemmotar_veon
03-26-07, 02:00 PM Almonds to the Strawberry??? interesting... I want to know if the all mighty could turn almonds into something good
glug
03-26-07, 02:11 PM It's true!!!! I have read the profecy and it stats

"when the brown will run wild in the lands
When the White flows like rivers
when the nuts jump on the lands and the rivers
then the world be doomed
then a pinkish hope will rise
and the world will she save"

This is what the profecy says... I swear!!! I read it... it predicts the end of the world in the hands of the unholly flavors... and the rise of strawberry as the holly and only flavor... I hate to say this but Erandis is right... we will be doomed unless we all praise the strawberry

are you crazy... I'm not defending the Chocolate... but the Nuts are the roots of all evil... it would only make it worst!!! it would make it so unholly that it would have to be destroyed and banished form the multiverse.... :schemes: I guess I will have to buy some nuts... Ice cream factory here I go!!!!!

DITTO... paladins sucks

Guys, I'm going to have to agree with the O.P. on this one, also pomegranate.
goblin_pride
03-26-07, 02:58 PM Guys, I'm going to have to agree with the O.P. on this one, also pomegranate.

All the OP said was "delete", how could you possibly agree with that utter rot?

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Arcane_Mark 03-07-07, 10:07 PM	Delete!
goblin_pride 03-07-07, 10:10 PM	Woohoo, an new playground for the insanity that fills up these newly-vacated threads.
UnderworldLord 03-07-07, 10:15 PM	These kind of threads are like candy dangling in front of your goblinoid nose aren't they? :P
goblin_pride 03-07-07, 10:29 PM	But of course. Aren't they to you?
Olav 03-07-07, 11:08 PM	You see, the real question is how can we explote this? Bash FR, Female Warforged, does Devo Sprit healing Manuvers work in the Mounland!?!!!?? The oppertunities are endless!!!!
goblin_pride 03-07-07, 11:17 PM	You see, the real question is how can we explote this? Bash FR, Female Warforged, does Devo Sprit healing Manuvers work in the Mounland!?!!!?? The oppertunities are endless!!!! Ah, another that sees the true value of an abandoned thread. Nothing like a thread flying a false flag to make the mind reel.
Kreistor2 03-08-07, 02:04 AM	Make the mind real? Whoa, man... too heavy...
hellfirewyrm 03-08-07, 07:04 AM	I'm more leaning on the female warforged topic. Do they truly exist?
The White Sorcerer 03-08-07, 07:07 AM	But seriously, the secret Banana Style martial art of the Aundairian warforged? I mean, what's the deal? Do they emulate bananas or use them as weapons or what?
The White Sorcerer 03-08-07, 07:08 AM	I'm more leaning on the female warforged topic. Do they truly exist? There are as many female warforged as there are male warforged. The asnwer is "zero".
Cifer 03-08-07, 08:19 AM	There are as many female warforged as there are male warforged. The asnwer is "zero". No! Most definitely not. It's 42!
UnderworldLord 03-08-07, 10:16 AM	There are Enough FR bashing threads, and I'm not too keen on this warforged females... lets go for broke with something new: Lets Bash D20 Modern.
goblin_pride 03-08-07, 11:11 AM	I would think something that hasn't been done in other threads would be more appropriate for a stealth thread, don't you? Although part of me wants to lay down the dogma of the cult of almighty Chocolate for some strange reason.
Melvin the Mediocre 03-08-07, 11:23 AM	I wonder if there are female war forged personalities trapped in the body of male warforged personalities. If there are, do they prefer chocolate or strawberry? Is the mere mention of ice cream preference enough to get this thread locked? Earth may never know. What we need here is a flavorful way to travel to Sharn for some reconnaissance.
fiendish_platypus 03-08-07, 04:44 PM	great, now I wan't Ice Cream.
Zombomaniac 03-08-07, 10:40 PM	Female-Build Warforged (http://www.bossythecow.com/femaleforged.htm)
Kemmotar_veon 03-09-07, 09:59 AM	No! Most definitely not. It's 42! off course that's the answer... thats the meaning of life and everything else Also I would suppose they would rather Strawberry Ice Cream! but here comes the real Question... Right or left???
Kemmotar_veon 03-09-07, 02:24 PM	anyone knows where the really really interesting discusion about how the Strawberry Ice cream will rule supreme the world Is??? did they deleted that post after all?
goblin_pride 03-09-07, 04:48 PM	did they deleted that post after all? The cult of the seducer Chocolate was also mentioned rather heavily in that missing thread, my friend.
UnderworldLord 03-09-07, 07:13 PM	Don't forget that villainous vanilla dictatorship!
The_Robot 03-10-07, 11:50 PM	There are Enough FR bashing threads, and I'm not too keen on this warforged females... lets go for broke with something new: Lets Bash D20 Modern. meh...that's too easy!:D
SquirrelMortis 03-11-07, 03:08 PM	Delete, Delete! You a cyberman, or somethin'?
turalisj 03-11-07, 04:20 PM	There are Enough FR bashing threads, and I'm not too keen on this warforged females... lets go for broke with something new: Lets Bash D20 Modern. Hey! D20 modern is cool!
Kemmotar_veon 03-11-07, 05:44 PM	hey I do like D20 Modern... and I created an Icecream Golem... a really really yummi Ice Cream golem
goblin_pride 03-12-07, 12:03 AM	and I created an Icecream Golem... a really really yummi Ice Cream golem Hehehe, there's something wicked in the thought of being attacked by the object of your desires, soft, sweet, delicious, delectable and deadly, the great seducer, the dark lord of passion, exalted Chocolate smiles on you for such wickedness.
Kemmotar_veon 03-12-07, 05:43 PM	The best part of it was when one of my characters almost died when that thing shoot it's sprinkles out
Melvin the Mediocre 03-14-07, 02:29 PM	anyone knows where the really really interesting discusion about how the Strawberry Ice cream will rule supreme the world Is??? did they deleted that post after all? it is here: http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=782864 and archived here: http://boards1.wizards.com/archive/index.php/t-782864.html
goblin_pride 03-14-07, 03:11 PM	it is here: http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=782864 and archived here: http://boards1.wizards.com/archive/index.php/t-782864.html You're kidding me. It got archived?
UnderworldLord 03-14-07, 05:19 PM	somebody found it really funny I guess...
Dragom 03-14-07, 11:38 PM	I remember a size huge monstrosity of bone I made once. It was a horrendous amalgamation of different skeletal remains. Complete with a 4 section jaw made from femurs, a lengthy tail made of a random assortment of vertibra and skulls, and 4 stout legs one of which incorporated a whole ribcage from something resembling a cow. It's best ability was that a swallowed living creature of size Medium or smaller took a point of con damage and the creature "healed" 5 hp. Funny how they never do big pile of miscellanious bones monsters. I think I wrote him down as a CR 4...
Dragom 03-14-07, 11:40 PM	Oooh, we could start a flame war about any one of the iffy rules in the complete series? I haven't seen one of those before!
Melvin the Mediocre 03-15-07, 09:35 AM	I remember a size huge monstrosity of bone I made once. It was a horrendous amalgamation of different skeletal remains. Complete with a 4 section jaw made from femurs, a lengthy tail made of a random assortment of vertibra and skulls, and 4 stout legs one of which incorporated a whole ribcage from something resembling a cow. It's best ability was that a swallowed living creature of size Medium or smaller took a point of con damage and the creature "healed" 5 hp. Funny how they never do big pile of miscellanious bones monsters. I think I wrote him down as a CR 4... If that was its best ability, it clearly could not make icecream. Did it have a male or fremale personality? Did that change if it swallowed victims of different genders? What if it swallowed victims who were eating icecream? If you bring up a new topic, be sure to give us the important details.
Dragom 03-15-07, 05:56 PM	Well if it did eat sombody eating a stawberry icecream cone I'm sure it would detect as 2 tons of Strawberry icecream on all the detect icecream spells.
Kemmotar_veon 03-16-07, 06:57 AM	Detect Ice cReam rules!!!! Also did that creature had any Ice cream favor as his favorite?
Kemmotar_veon 03-16-07, 07:01 AM	I was checking the Other thread and I come to a realization!!!! I DO KNOW NOW WHY THE RIEDRANS BUILD THE MONOLITHS!!!!! Those are not Psionic capacitators!!!! or amplificartors!!!! those are Ice Cream Containers!!!!
turalisj 03-16-07, 07:38 AM	I thought they inhibited arcane and divine magic? :D
goblin_pride 03-16-07, 09:55 AM	I thought they inhibited arcane and divine magic? :D And you thought those ice cream headaches were caused by the cold, eh?
The_Robot 03-16-07, 03:40 PM	And you thought those ice cream headaches were caused by the cold, eh? but then...is ice cream arcane or divine? or...does it depend on the flavor?
goblin_pride 03-16-07, 03:41 PM	but then...is ice cream arcane or divine? or...does it depend on the flavor? Chocolate is truly divine, the others are irrelevant.
Kemmotar_veon 03-17-07, 02:42 AM	and you keep it!!! you defiler of the holly flavor!!! Strawberry is the only divine one!!!! I guess then Vainilla would be the arcane one... And chocolate would be... I don't know... eldricth???
Dragom 03-17-07, 02:44 AM	Holly flavoured ice cream is decidedly neutral, and poisonous. Like a druid. Almost as much as Winter Green...
The White Sorcerer 03-17-07, 04:39 AM	you defiler of the holly flavor!!! Eh. I've always been more of a fan of mistletoe flavored ice cream.
seTiny 03-19-07, 03:16 PM	I thought I smelled an ice cream thread. Now bow before the joint power of Rocky Road (Divine) and Butter Pecan (Arcane)
goblin_pride 03-19-07, 04:05 PM	I thought I smelled an ice cream thread. You can't smell ice cream.
Melvin the Mediocre 03-19-07, 04:32 PM	You can't smell ice cream. I can. MMM - MMM :) And seTiny, is that a prestige flavor? Mystic Swirl or something? It doesn't sound good, I bet they loose to flavor levels before they can qualify. Their might be a special treat feat that allows the flavors to overcome taste resistance.
seTiny 03-19-07, 04:39 PM	You can't smell ice cream. Sure you can, but your nose gets cold after a while
seTiny 03-19-07, 04:41 PM	I can. MMM - MMM :) And seTiny, is that a prestige flavor? Mystic Swirl or something? It doesn't sound good, I bet they loose to flavor levels before they can qualify. Their might be a special treat feat that allows the flavors to overcome taste resistance. Rocky road is a the supreme Divine flavor, while Butter Pecan is the ultimate Arcane flavor. They rule together, but not in the same bowl.
Melvin the Mediocre 03-20-07, 03:11 PM	Rocky road is a the supreme Divine flavor, while Butter Pecan is the ultimate Arcane flavor. They rule together, but not in the same bowl. Now we know you're nuts.
seTiny 03-20-07, 04:08 PM	Now we know you're nuts. As as you don't replace "know" with "can see", I'm fine with that. I've know it for a while. :)
goblin_pride 03-21-07, 03:18 PM	Rocky road is a the supreme Divine flavor, while Butter Pecan is the ultimate Arcane flavor. They rule together, but not in the same bowl. That matters very little, honestly. Chocolate is the great seducer, the flavor that will lead you willingly down the dark path. Once you've begun that journey, there is no turning back. Chocolate is hedonism, desire and lust.
Zombomaniac 03-21-07, 04:05 PM	Dare I say it?:smirk: Chocolate Vainilla Swirl anyone? :drool:
Faithful_One 03-21-07, 05:30 PM	If ice cream is Arcane and Divine magic then what is Yogurt? Psionic?
goblin_pride 03-21-07, 06:23 PM	If ice cream is Arcane and Divine magic then what is Yogurt? Rancid milk.
Kemmotar_veon 03-21-07, 06:43 PM	the yogurth is nothing more than a baleful try to archive Divine rank... but only the Ice cream is true divine power!!! I guess the yogurth is something like a demon or something
Teron Gorefiend 03-22-07, 12:15 AM	That matters very little, honestly. Chocolate is the great seducer, the flavor that will lead you willingly down the dark path. Once you've begun that journey, there is no turning back. Chocolate is hedonism, desire and lust. Conversely, vanilla is heavenly bliss, purity and goodness. To taste it is to experience a humbling revelation in sublimeness. Those who remain faithful to true vanilla will know eternal spiritual richness. Obviously I'm talking about the good stuff, not the plain ice cream supermarkets try to pass off as vanilla. That stuff is heresy. the yogurth is nothing more than a baleful try to archive Divine rank... but only the Ice cream is true divine power!!! I guess the yogurth is something like a demon or something You're almost there. Yogurt Yugort Yugoth Yugoloth The truth is revealed!
Zombomaniac 03-22-07, 03:29 AM	Conversely, vanilla is heavenly bliss, purity and goodness. To taste it is to experience a humbling revelation in sublimeness. Those who remain faithful to true vanilla will know eternal spiritual richness. Obviously I'm talking about the good stuff, not the plain ice cream supermarkets try to pass off as vanilla. That stuff is heresy. I still stand be my "Chocolate Vainilla Swirl anyone?" stament and I of course mean the quality stuff of both flavors.:ayyyy!: Hmmm.....This may be something to ponder (sp?).:thinks: According to the latest Looking For Group (http://www.lfgcomic.com/)the soul(s) of Monk(s) tastes like Chocolate.:detect: Does this concern the Cult of Chocolate and/or Chocolate Ice cream any? Also how does one join the Cult of Chocolate?;)
Kemmotar_veon 03-22-07, 04:58 AM	that was painfully funny!!!! but I would say then the soul of a healer would taste as Strawberry... hmmm yummy healer
Ellorin 03-22-07, 06:59 AM	But what about the cows?Why noone asks THEIR thoughts on the subject?
Melvin the Mediocre 03-22-07, 08:27 AM	I just had a date with Errandis d'Vol (which didn't go very well, man that woman is skinny!) but she did tell me that chocolate was a "gift" from the Host before they kicked out the Dark Six. As it turns out The Traveller invented that flavor and gave it to all who would sample it's richness. Chocolate, it seems, is the root of mortality and its consumption subtracts days of your life for every ounce devoured. The remedy of course, is strawberry. For as has been stated in another thread, Strawberry is to Eberron as ambrosia is to Greece. Mortals be warned!
seTiny 03-22-07, 03:17 PM	Ah but when you add nuts and marshymellows to chocolate you cancel the life stealing effects and get a substance 100 times more powerful than strawberry.
Zombomaniac 03-22-07, 03:28 PM	Ah but when you add nuts and marshymellows to chocolate you cancel the life stealing effects and get a substance 100 times more powerful than strawberry. Herecy! Thou must never mix nuts with anything. Nuts are to ice cream as Paladins are to plot. They only make things worse.
Melvin the Mediocre 03-22-07, 04:45 PM	Ah but when you add nuts and marshymellows to chocolate you cancel the life stealing effects and get a substance 100 times more powerful than strawberry. Careful, you're showing your nuts again.
goblin_pride 03-22-07, 04:50 PM	Careful, you're showing your nuts again. That's "you're". For cryin' out loud, do you want to get this one locked too?
Kemmotar_veon 03-23-07, 02:48 AM	I just had a date with Errandis d'Vol (which didn't go very well, man that woman is skinny!) but she did tell me that chocolate was a "gift" from the Host before they kicked out the Dark Six. As it turns out The Traveller invented that flavor and gave it to all who would sample it's richness. Chocolate, it seems, is the root of mortality and its consumption subtracts days of your life for every ounce devoured. The remedy of course, is strawberry. For as has been stated in another thread, Strawberry is to Eberron as ambrosia is to Greece. Mortals be warned! It's true!!!! I have read the profecy and it stats "when the brown will run wild in the lands When the White flows like rivers when the nuts jump on the lands and the rivers then the world be doomed then a pinkish hope will rise and the world will she save" This is what the profecy says... I swear!!! I read it... it predicts the end of the world in the hands of the unholly flavors... and the rise of strawberry as the holly and only flavor... I hate to say this but Erandis is right... we will be doomed unless we all praise the strawberry Ah but when you add nuts and marshymellows to chocolate you cancel the life stealing effects and get a substance 100 times more powerful than strawberry. are you crazy... I'm not defending the Chocolate... but the Nuts are the roots of all evil... it would only make it worst!!! it would make it so unholly that it would have to be destroyed and banished form the multiverse.... :schemes: I guess I will have to buy some nuts... Ice cream factory here I go!!!!! Herecy! Thou must never mix nuts with anything. Nuts are to ice cream as Paladins are to plot. They only make things worse. DITTO... paladins sucks
Melvin the Mediocre 03-23-07, 09:42 AM	That's "you're". For cryin' out loud, do you want to get this one locked too? Are you sure? Maybe it should have been your're.
seTiny 03-23-07, 02:27 PM	That's "you're". For cryin' out loud, do you want to get this one locked too? Why would it get locked? I had a handful of Almonds in an open hand when he said that. mmmmmm Nuts.
Kemmotar_veon 03-25-07, 08:30 PM	as It seems the "almighty" cult of the chocolate evil desisted from this thread!!! so WE WON!!! ENJOY MY DEAR FRIENDS!!! STRAWBERRY RULES SUPREME!!!! STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM FOR ALL!!!!
goblin_pride 03-25-07, 08:35 PM	Chocolate bides his time, waiting for the unwary, an allure that few are strong enough to resist. When the craving comes over you, you'll understand why no one ever feels a "stawberry urge".
turalisj 03-25-07, 08:36 PM	hurls almonds into the Source of Strawberry Ice cream Mwahahahah!!! :D
Melvin the Mediocre 03-26-07, 11:09 AM	hurls almonds into the Source of Strawberry Ice cream Mwahahahah!!! :D MMMMM, strawberry coverd almonds.
Kemmotar_veon 03-26-07, 02:00 PM	Almonds to the Strawberry??? interesting... I want to know if the all mighty could turn almonds into something good
glug 03-26-07, 02:11 PM	It's true!!!! I have read the profecy and it stats "when the brown will run wild in the lands When the White flows like rivers when the nuts jump on the lands and the rivers then the world be doomed then a pinkish hope will rise and the world will she save" This is what the profecy says... I swear!!! I read it... it predicts the end of the world in the hands of the unholly flavors... and the rise of strawberry as the holly and only flavor... I hate to say this but Erandis is right... we will be doomed unless we all praise the strawberry are you crazy... I'm not defending the Chocolate... but the Nuts are the roots of all evil... it would only make it worst!!! it would make it so unholly that it would have to be destroyed and banished form the multiverse.... :schemes: I guess I will have to buy some nuts... Ice cream factory here I go!!!!! DITTO... paladins sucks Guys, I'm going to have to agree with the O.P. on this one, also pomegranate.
goblin_pride 03-26-07, 02:58 PM	Guys, I'm going to have to agree with the O.P. on this one, also pomegranate. All the OP said was "delete", how could you possibly agree with that utter rot?