10+ Reasons NOT to Use to Justify a Warforged With a Female Personality (Humor) [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Euangelion

11-10-05, 12:30 PM
1. She likes lavendar.
2. She likes to shop.
3. She's always asking the other party members what they're thinking about.
4. She gets cranky ever few weeks for some reason.
5. She won't stop talking.
6. She's afraid of spiders, especially the small ones.
7. She cries a lot, especially during bards' ballads, and when asked why, she says she doesn't know.
8. Her clothing and jewelry always matches her composite plating.
9. She doesn't like using Sivis message stations.
10. She owns 25 different pairs of boots of elvenkind.

I know I'm going to be killed for these, but some things are worth dying for, I suppose.
Calibim

11-10-05, 02:07 PM
11. She knows the percentage off price of any sale item in the market.... to the cp

12. If she even sees the word "Sale" she acts like she is under a geas or something and proceeds to buy every freakin thing!!!

13. She keeps asking if her composite armor makes her butt look big

14. She gets angry at you for leaving the lavatory lid up....even though she doesn't use it

15. As soon as you enter a new castle she start in on how she would change the decorations.
DarkWarriorKarg

11-10-05, 02:40 PM
16. Give it up. She's always right, no matter what.

17. She spens 3 hours in the little forge's room touching up her polish.

18. Please. Go ahead. YOU tell her she doesn't know her place... <places bets>
LugWrench

11-10-05, 11:16 PM
19. Refuses to use a Battlefist if the nails arent 'her color'.
A Vision In A Dream

11-11-05, 12:25 AM
20. She takes the entire party shopping when they don't actually need anything.
21. She refuses to be affected by a heroes feast because she's on a diet.
22. She wears black composite armour because she thinks it's slimming
23. She can seem to hold impossible numbers of items in her bag even though detect magic doesn't show anything.
rampant

11-11-05, 04:11 AM
24. We are all dead, when she finds us.
erbmjw

11-11-05, 09:59 PM
25. we aren't all dead when she finds us ... but she'll make us really wish we were