10+ Reasons NOT to Use to Justify a Warforged With a MALE Personality (Humor) [Archive] - Wizards Community

10+ Reasons NOT to Use to Justify a Warforged With a MALE Personality (Humor) [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Euangelion
11-10-05, 04:14 PM I guess we should be fair to both sides...

1. He belches after every meal, even though he doesn't eat.
2. He can only do one thing at a time.
3. He never asks for directions, even though he has no ranks in Survival nor access to know direction.
4. He takes a nap every afternoon, even though he doesn't sleep.
5. He names his tools.
6. He doesn't like to shop.
7. He can remember the name of everyone who won every Race of the Eight Winds for the last 100 years, but not the names of his companions.
8. For some reason he has an irresistible temptation to use a stick to knock a little round white stone into holes for hours at a time.
9. He never washes his hands.
10. He doesn't understand why patting his male companions and his female companion on the rear yields dramatically different results.
Malicant
11-10-05, 04:18 PM 7. He can remember the name of everyone who won every Race of the Eight Winds for the last 100 years, but not the names of his companions.

That's so true, it really hurts... I'll crawl into my corner and sob a little. :D
LugWrench
11-10-05, 11:18 PM 11. Forever questing for and consuming large quantities of Beer.
12. Uncontrolably hypnotized byt large 'breastplates'.
A Vision In A Dream
11-11-05, 12:09 AM 13. He asks for seconds, even though he doesn't need to eat.
14. He sits in a boat on the surface of alake all day fishing, even though he doesn't need to breathe underwater.
15. He snores at night, even though he doesn't need to rest.
16. He boasts that his "sword" is the biggest.
17. He whistles in the water closet.
rampant
11-11-05, 04:13 AM 18. He farts despite not having any of those organs.
Calibim
11-11-05, 05:13 PM 19. Believes anything can be fixed with "Sovereign’s Glue”
20. Or Duct Tape
21. And it can…dang it!!!
22. Has a never-ending supply of euphemisms to call his “sword”
23. Never let’s any one cast identify on his treasure….he’ll figure it out himself….he don’t need no stinking directions
PsionicMonk
11-11-05, 07:58 PM 24. Scratchs in places that he doesn't need to scratched
dang
11-16-05, 01:49 AM he doesn't like to cuddle... although spooning adamantine can't be pleasant.

he tries to overcompensate for having a sma-- er, nothing.

he's insensitive; can't empathize with the "fleshies."

he calls himself the "Lord of Babes."

he goes into the garage and works on himself.

doesn't cry (makes him rust).

he shows off how cut and sculpted he is.

can't dance.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Euangelion 11-10-05, 04:14 PM	I guess we should be fair to both sides... 1. He belches after every meal, even though he doesn't eat. 2. He can only do one thing at a time. 3. He never asks for directions, even though he has no ranks in Survival nor access to know direction. 4. He takes a nap every afternoon, even though he doesn't sleep. 5. He names his tools. 6. He doesn't like to shop. 7. He can remember the name of everyone who won every Race of the Eight Winds for the last 100 years, but not the names of his companions. 8. For some reason he has an irresistible temptation to use a stick to knock a little round white stone into holes for hours at a time. 9. He never washes his hands. 10. He doesn't understand why patting his male companions and his female companion on the rear yields dramatically different results.
Malicant 11-10-05, 04:18 PM	7. He can remember the name of everyone who won every Race of the Eight Winds for the last 100 years, but not the names of his companions. That's so true, it really hurts... I'll crawl into my corner and sob a little. :D
LugWrench 11-10-05, 11:18 PM	11. Forever questing for and consuming large quantities of Beer. 12. Uncontrolably hypnotized byt large 'breastplates'.
A Vision In A Dream 11-11-05, 12:09 AM	13. He asks for seconds, even though he doesn't need to eat. 14. He sits in a boat on the surface of alake all day fishing, even though he doesn't need to breathe underwater. 15. He snores at night, even though he doesn't need to rest. 16. He boasts that his "sword" is the biggest. 17. He whistles in the water closet.
rampant 11-11-05, 04:13 AM	18. He farts despite not having any of those organs.
Calibim 11-11-05, 05:13 PM	19. Believes anything can be fixed with "Sovereign’s Glue” 20. Or Duct Tape 21. And it can…dang it!!! 22. Has a never-ending supply of euphemisms to call his “sword” 23. Never let’s any one cast identify on his treasure….he’ll figure it out himself….he don’t need no stinking directions
PsionicMonk 11-11-05, 07:58 PM	24. Scratchs in places that he doesn't need to scratched
dang 11-16-05, 01:49 AM	he doesn't like to cuddle... although spooning adamantine can't be pleasant. he tries to overcompensate for having a sma-- er, nothing. he's insensitive; can't empathize with the "fleshies." he calls himself the "Lord of Babes." he goes into the garage and works on himself. doesn't cry (makes him rust). he shows off how cut and sculpted he is. can't dance.