Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Saurenda 10-01-04, 04:05 AM	King Kauis: "Blood is my candy, and you are filled with it." Vol: "Before I kill you, I think I'll read some poetry I've been working on for the past few centuries..." Elaydren "I'd like to hire you, but I seem to be out of money to waste on adventurers. No it has nothing to do with you losing both Schemas. Really I'll contact you guys later." Prince of New Cyre: "I need someone to retrieve an artifact using a nondiscoled area of the mournlands. They are bound to be killed. [Recite players names one by one while saying the first part in front of them] I want you to retrieve it." Rakshasa: "I'll give you a sporting chance. No I won't."
billybob79 10-01-04, 04:12 AM	where are the 95 left???
Saurenda 10-01-04, 04:25 AM	... Oh cute. Well let see, usually the premise of this type of thread is to generate responses from other posters. Hence the other 95 either come from others who are amused by the thread's title, and make thier own up to add thus totalling some number if not a hundred later. I doubt that was a sincere question though. :) Ah well. Mordain the Flesh Weaver: "Look at the time..." Five rounds later, and unable to act you find yourself with more tentacles than you had before. Imperial Corpse Collector: "What excellent bone structure you adventurers have." Rakshasa: "I don't like Couatyls in the same fasion that a human doesn't like to have all thier skin ripped off thier body piece by piece. Speaking of which..." Seren: "Congradualtions you've won an all expenses paid trip to guard the continent of dragons! It's manditory!"
kroh 10-01-04, 07:19 AM	Lhazaar Princes: Since your here, there is a new type of plank we've been testing... Vol: Ooo...Adventurers...Yummy Lord of the Blades: Hi... Talenta Halflings (30 of them all at once): Ooo...Adventurers... Yummy Daelkyr: Hi... COuldn't resist...great Idea for a thread... Walt :D
Tylwyn 10-01-04, 08:10 AM	PC's Deathless Ancestor: Sure I'll help yah out, sweetie! Just give your old auntie a nice kiss for old times sake. *puckers up*
kroh 10-01-04, 08:19 AM	ROFLMAO :rofl: I just got this horrible mental image of my auntie Vickie comming over to pinch my cheeks and plant a wet one.... *shivers*
Kylone 10-01-04, 08:34 AM	Lianna of the Inspired: "You are most promising individuals. I can use you." :schemes: --Kylone
kroh 10-01-04, 08:43 AM	Dhakaani Warband: CHARGE!!! Artificer: Whatever you do... Don't move. Beheaded Warforge: Little help here...? Beheaded Delkyr: MuWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Xen'Drik Drow: No No No No... See, you have confused with those OTHER drow... In this story... I beat up on YOU Voice of the Silver Flame to her closest Advisors: Bring me Britney, AT ONCE!!! Tee Hee... Walt
Joseph Amarillo 10-01-04, 08:51 AM	In 998 YK War was beginning. *BOOM* Baron: What happen!! Dragonmarked Gnome: Somebody set up us the Fireball. We get Message. Baron: What!! Main Messaging Station turn on. It's you. :invasion: Lord of Blades: How are you gentlemen!! All your Creation Forges are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. Baron: What you say!! Lord of Blades: You are on the way to Mourning. Make your time. Ha ha ha ha... Baron: Take off every Airship. Move Airship. You know what you doing. For great justice. *BOOM*
SirLoin 10-01-04, 09:58 AM	Dirty, sweaty hireling whom just helped you retrieve the dragonshard from the Cave-o-doom: "Throw me the shard and I'll throw you the whip." Female captive NPC in the jungles of Xen'Drik as the party members slowly start to disappear, one by one: "The creature...it only appears during the hottest summers...and this summer...it grows VERY hot." Daelkyr female upon a pedestal atop a high mountain with two four-legged demonic beasts beside her.: "Are you a god?" Hairless, horribly burn-scarred Daelkyr named bill with a jar of liquid and a torch.: "LET-ME-SHOW-YOU-SOMETHIN'" Bonus points if you can name where I got these from.
kroh 10-01-04, 10:08 AM	:bounce: THAT IS SWEET!!! great movie use... "When a Hot Delkyr Chick looks at you and asks if you are a god... YOU SAY YES! " here is another one... Artificer : Woops... Walt
UltimaGabe 10-01-04, 10:41 AM	In 998 YK War was beginning. *BOOM* Baron: What happen!! Dragonmarked Gnome: Somebody set up us the Fireball. We get Message. Baron: What!! Main Messaging Station turn on. It's you. :invasion: Lord of Blades: How are you gentlemen!! All your Creation Forges are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. Baron: What you say!! Lord of Blades: You are on the way to Mourning. Make your time. Ha ha ha ha... Baron: Take off every Airship. Move Airship. You know what you doing. For great justice. *BOOM* You are officially my favorite poster in the world.
ENHenry 10-01-04, 10:47 AM	"Look, Jet, there's three things in life I can't stand: dinos, halflings, and Paladins with attitude... So WHAT ARE ALL THREE DOING ON MY AIRSHIP?!!?!" Warforged Barbarian staring fiercely at the other PCs on the airship: "Perhaps today IS a good that to die! Prepare for Ramming Speed!"
greatfrito 10-01-04, 11:08 AM	From Above You in a Dark and Web-Filled Ruin: "The itsy-bitsy spider went down the water-spout; caught the wittle men and flipped them inside out..." (Though now I'll use it at some point... weeee)
greatfrito 10-01-04, 11:08 AM	or From a Female NPC: "I'm pregnant, you're the father, and I'm gonna kill all three of us!"
MarkB 10-01-04, 11:33 AM	From a Talenta halfling, staring up over your shoulder at something behind you: "Keep perfectly still. They hunt by movement." From a Lyrandar airship captain: "That's odd, there aren't usually icebergs at this altitude." From an Artificer who's just discovered the BBEG's Eldritch Device: "Hey, what does this lever do?"
kupek 10-01-04, 12:42 PM	From any artificer, wizard, or gnome: "Oops"
CzarGarrett 10-01-04, 12:53 PM	Newly made warforged: I wonder what this red button on me does?
Gurv 10-01-04, 01:26 PM	Artificer: "I built it in my sleep, yes...and look! I put at button on it. Yes. I wish to press it, but I'm not sure what will happen if I do." While trying to escape oncoming doom via Lyrandar airship: "Should I get out and push?" Just about anyone: "Just out of curiosity: do we have a plan B?" Surprised changeling: "Huh. An intelligent guard. I didn't see that coming."
kroh 10-01-04, 01:45 PM	Changling: No i cannot simulate plaid. :mymy: Shifter: You wouldn't like me when i'm angry... :mad: Quori: You wouldn't like me when I'm sleepy... :embarrass: Master Inquistive: What's this do? Master Artificer to Master inquisitive: Let me instruct you on the finer points of (insert 20 min. dissertation on why not to touch unknown objects). Walt
Solarious 10-01-04, 02:03 PM	Archmage: That's strange. My Meteor Swarms never turned into oozes before... 12 Towers (collectively): LIVING FEEBLEMINDDDDDD!!!! Any Guard: Can someone tell me why all the doors are now Arcane Locked and Fire Trapped? Ashbound Fanatic: We have the solution to magic... Beholder: And you do realize that you are standing on a Wall of Force over a unfathomably deep chasm, right?
Ezekiel 10-01-04, 04:43 PM	Captain of the Lyrandar airship to character, who happens to wear red: Ensign [characters name], you will accompany us on the surface mission.
MarkB 10-01-04, 05:27 PM	Captain of the Lyrandar airship to character, who happens to wear red: Ensign [characters name], you will accompany us on the surface mission. First name only, though - no point giving the redshirts full names, you'd only get attached to them.
Jason Kain 10-01-04, 05:47 PM	A NPC Bard Singing: 'Always look on the bright side of life.'
Alexius D'Cannith 10-01-04, 06:05 PM	firstly ill use some real quotes from a game Karrnathi Noble (in slavic accent) : I do not drink,,,,,, Wine Warrior (looking behind him) : Wasnt the Rogue scouting ahead a minute ago? Rogue (after killing the cultist using Suggestion) : Have you never heard of rule 5, NEVER let the EVIL CULTIST SPEAK, just run him through with the sword thats what its there for, Rogue (after the fight with the Night Hag) : How many times do i have to say it JUST KILL THEM, DONT TALK. Mysterious Doomsayer : Great eevil lurks within the darkness killing all who enter *Warrior snaps a sunrod And Now for some silly fun Villainous Vampire : And NOW TREMBLE BEFORE ME i shall crush you all Cleric : In the name of Dol Arrah let there be light, (Daylight) Vampire : Oh nuts *pop* Artificer standing over the diabled warforged : We can rebuild him, we have the incantations Villain : Here is your pay, job well done, now before you go, POWERWORD KILL
Just another user 10-01-04, 06:30 PM	Dirty, sweaty hireling whom just helped you retrieve the dragonshard from the Cave-o-doom: "Throw me the shard and I'll throw you the whip." Raiders of the lost ark and BTW "I have a bad felling about this" Female captive NPC in the jungles of Xen'Drik as the party members slowly start to disappear, one by one: "The creature...it only appears during the hottest summers...and this summer...it grows VERY hot."Predator and this give me and idea NPC Fighter in the depths of Kyber "From the walls, They come out from the f#&king walls." Daelkyr female upon a pedestal atop a high mountain with two four-legged demonic beasts beside her.: "Are you a god?"Ghostbusters Bonus points if you can name where I got these from. The last I don't know.
Joni-san 10-01-04, 06:36 PM	Khoravar Rogue: Repeat after me. This land is made of. Bad guy: This land is made of... K-R: THIS LAND IS MADE OF! B-G: This land is made of! K-R: LOVE AND PEACE! *V-sign* *PCs meet a cow* *PCs poke it* *It falls over and says*: Moo I say, moo Another NPC Bard: A Wizards staff has a knob on the end, a wizards staff... DM: A thousand pardons Effendi, but I do not understand. Joseph Amarillo, you are my hero :D
SirLoin 10-01-04, 06:44 PM	Artificer standing over the diabled warforged : We can rebuild him, we have the incantations hehe the 6 million gold piece warforged. As for 'just another user's post, that last one about the Daelkyr with the torch. It is a skit from a show called In Living Color with Jim Carey as Fire Marshal Bill, if you haven't seen it, it is hilarious.
wizard of oz 10-01-04, 07:13 PM	Deep within Droaam, four brave adventurers step into the court of Mordain the Flesh weaver. If anyone could grant their wish he could. MTF: what do you desire? Warforged: I need a heart Living Animate Object that strayed into a farmers Field: I want a Brain Shifter: I need some c-c-c-c-courage. oh! yow! -A seven armed ogre steps into the room. Human: I just want to go home. MTF: I will grant all your wishes but first, you must do something for me. The wicked witches... (it was unfortunate that his keep is on the west side of great crag.)
Neofish 10-01-04, 07:37 PM	Master Inquisitive- "Of all the taverns in Sharn, she had to walk into mine." Karrnathi Soldier- "I will serve you, in this life and the next." Artificer- "Curiouser and Curiouser." Villian-"Until we meet again adventurers, Guards." Villian-"It's ashame where not on the same side, ah the team we'd make."
Doctor X 10-01-04, 08:28 PM	Artificer: "Okay... just hold that, and say these words. That's right... perfect. No, don't worry, you'll be fine." *Looks around nervously.* "I'll just be over here..." Dwarf wearing eight gold rings: "Okay, yeah... just sign here... initial here.... and here. Did you write in your Kundarak account number? Good... very good... Oh, that small print? Don't worry about that... it's just legal stuff. You know how those gnomes are..." Agent of the Dreaming Dark: "You're about to go to sleep, aren't you? Well, here's some spicy food. You should eat it now... we probably won't have time for breakfast tomarrow." Morgrave patron: "Yeah, I'm going to need you guys to go to the island of inescapable, horribly agonizing death. Don't worry, that's just a name some idiot thought up. It's actually more of a peninsula."
SirLoin 10-01-04, 08:53 PM	Gnarly old Wizard with a toothpick in his mouth: "In all the confusion I don't know if I cast five magic missles or six...tell me, do you feel lucky Rogue...well do you... punk?"
kroh 10-01-04, 09:47 PM	:mymy: :D :mymy: awe man...You guys are sick...ROFLMAO
Save-vs-DM 10-01-04, 09:58 PM	NPC Porter in Khyber: Hey guys, this friendly priest says he knows a great place to sleep for the night! Warforged Rogue: Oops. Oh well, it's only a bunch of poison. You guys all right? Guys... NPC Guide in the Talenta Plains: Hey guys, look at these huge eggs I found! I bet they'll make a great breakfast! Cheers, Save vs DM Oh, Gurv...nice Titan A.E. quotes.
Saurenda 10-01-04, 10:08 PM	I feel a great disturbance in the copyright, as if thousands of atournies cried out in anguish against us. I was thinking of more original things, but a few good ones have poped up. Necromancer: "Lady Elaydren is dead? Oh well, no sense in having her go to waste." Drow: "If you think we are a bunch of savages your incorrect. We have evolved a great involved method of killing we think that your experts will enjoy studying. Who knows? Maybe someday with thier advanced artifciery they may even find a majority of your skeleton." Wizard Player: "Roll for Knowledge Arcana; What is spellfire, and why is it in Sharn?" DM: "You know nothing of spellfire. Pay no attention to the 10d8s in my hand"
MrFilthyIke 10-01-04, 11:36 PM	Going with the movie theme: Karrnathi Undead "I want more life, f :censored: er." Female Changeling Spy "Is this testing whether I'm a Changeling or a lesbian, Mr Inquisitive?"
ImmortalBlueMage 10-01-04, 11:46 PM	Well, I was going to post some stuff more related to the game and less related to pop culture, but what the hey, you can't play DnD without making a zillion and one references, so might as well sharpen our skills... Human Rogue/Swashbuckler/Extreme Explorer: "Master Inquisitive...you will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Commander Jorsus Swallow!" Shifter Fighter/Rogue: "You're not afraid of the dark, are you?" Brelander Commander in the final days of the Last War: "Pantheon willing, we will prevail in peace and freedom from fear and in true health through the purity and essence of our natural fluids." Inspired Fighter/Evanglist: "You are not your job, you are not your airship, you are not your +3 Studded Leather Armor or how many platinum pieces you have in the Dwarven banking holds. Shifter Swashbuckler: "My name is Elzith Mortvaro, you killed my father. Prepare to die..." Emerald Claw Rogue/Assassin: "You ever read the Tennets of Vol? Well there's this passage I got memorized. ""The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish..." Halfling Bard: (singing) Bravely bold Sir Robin, brought forth from Sharn. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to being mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes carved out, and his elbows broken. To have his knee cut split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his..." Dwarven Aurrum: "You mean, let me understand this ... cuz I ... maybe its me, maybe I'm a little messed up maybe. I'm funny how, I mean funny, like I'm a clown? I amuse you. I make you laugh? I'm here to amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?"
MavrickWeirdo 10-01-04, 11:56 PM	Surprised changeling: "Huh. An intelligent guard. I didn't see that coming." My character is Sooo going to use this line someday Here is an entry from another genre Gnome inquisitive in a trenchcoat "Scuse me sir, I don't mean to be a bother. There just one more thing that puzzles me..."
Saurenda 10-02-04, 12:10 AM	Here is one an Eberron player would NEVER want to hear from his DM :banghead: :headexplo :censored: :tantrum: :rant: Dm: I got a job, sucks to be you guys! I'm sorry I can't run the game afterall I've been delaying for 4 weeks now. I'm grinning here, but you guys must feel awful seeing as how you'll never play in an Eberron campagin. Oh well. *runs out the door singing 'money money money'* God I hate people who think they are so much better than everyone else. :weep: Got our hopes up for nothing. Then acted like we didn't have lives, after stringing us along. Boo hoo, I'll live =D King Kauis: What is it one can say of these little inconviences? Life goes on, isn't that right grandson? Yes we all know how cruel our lives can become when we fail in our strength to carry on. Vol: What do you mean my own clerics can rebuke/turn me? GateKeeper Druid: Not to worry, I resealed it with Cannith crazy glue. Yes not even the insane beings from the plane of madness will be able to comprehend the sheer strength, and staying power of Cannith's own brand of mad adhesives. Child of Winter: You've got the Flu? We can cure that. Quick flick of the scimitar and all that pain goes away. Or you can tough it out. Elyadren: I can't seem to do anything at all without adventurers. Perhaps I should learn to accomplish things myself. The money I'd save would be equal to a group of four approximately level 3. I've got to be more careful with my money... OH! Hello [PCs names who where there the entire self conversation].
stone_dog 10-02-04, 01:02 AM	Sharn master criminal "patron"- "Now we are done with the little questions, why you betray me and so on.. this we are past. Now we get to the real questions... now we get to find out... who you are. Tell me... are you familiar with the works of Kaius I?"
wizard of oz 10-02-04, 01:03 AM	Mordain the Fleshweaver: how is it you are so talented? lets see... Aurum platinum accord: You have proven yourself... Unprofitable. Kalashtar: I had a dream about you.
stone_dog 10-02-04, 01:46 AM	Kalashtar: I had a dream about you. "But I thought... I mean you don't ever... oh dear..."
Saurenda 10-02-04, 01:53 AM	Kalashtar: I had a dream about you. Consider this yoinked. Excellent job.
stone_dog 10-02-04, 01:59 AM	Aurum Platinum Concord- "Your report is neither conclusive nor complete." Whoever gets THAT reference gets a cookie!
nevcoup 10-02-04, 02:59 AM	My character is Sooo going to use this line someday Here is an entry from another genre Gnome inquisitive in a trenchcoat "Scuse me sir, I don't mean to be a bother. There just one more thing that puzzles me..." Love it :D
Bubba333 10-02-04, 03:20 AM	<<Karrnathi Soldier- "I will serve you, in this life and the next.">> THAT'S cool!
Lina_Inverse 10-02-04, 04:31 AM	upon meeting the speaker of the flame speaker:*looks at bard,loos at paladin**double takes*BISHIE ^_^,now go be good bishies and make out.
Alexius D'Cannith 10-02-04, 06:05 AM	Sarlonan Ambassador in black full plate : I find your lack of faith disturbing *Hold Person + Ego Whip as the party approaches a Warforger Titan player : Look at the size of that thing Villain : So we meet again, It was Inevitable
mistakeagian 10-02-04, 09:01 PM	Artificer: "Anyone know what this parts for?" and on the same note Artificer: "I got Klank up and running agian, and look I got all these extra parts." Klank: "Why am I suddenly illiterate and feel like going into a rage?" Artificer: "So THATS what those were for!" And finally Illithid: "What flavor is your brain? I prefer strawberry."
ImmortalBlueMage 10-02-04, 10:34 PM	Sarlonan Ambassador in black full plate : I find your lack of faith disturbing *Hold Person + Ego Whip as the party approaches a Warforger Titan player : Look at the size of that thing And on a related note... Nearly Epic Level Cleric: That's not a moon...it's an airship.
Karkul 10-03-04, 03:38 AM	Regarding shifter groupmate just after boarding month long airship voyage, "Aw nuts we forgot the kitty litter" Disguised changeling to low level party "I would have gotten away with it if not for you meddling kids" Shifter "Rooby Rooby Roo!" Lord of the Blades " This is my domain. You cannot escape the governator!" Warforged wizard to the monk with diamond soul "resistance is futile" Goblin Artificer Trio "We've got explosives! KaBoom!" Human Artificer/Paladin " One...Two...Five, I mean three!" Warforged bard "You can't control it, I'm electric, oogie boogie boogie boogie" Your goblin skyship pirates upon being attacked by dragons "I wish I had a weapon" Red Armored Burly (but stupid) Fighter "Sword chucks, yo!" Xen'Drik Drow with dual scimitars "Have you seen a Barbarian, Dwarf, and a Woman around here recently? Oh Guen, I dont think were in kans...er forgotten realms anymore" Lightning Rail Captain to flunky "Marty we must reach 88mph in order to trigger the flux capacitor!" shifter/warforged hybrid "Hey bub, my names wolverine"
Neofish 10-03-04, 03:59 AM	Ashbound Druid- "In this part of the forest, we hunt YOU!!!" Warforged- "don't blame me, blame Cannith!" Changling Rogue- "I was born to do this, why should I deny my heritage???" Warforged Zealot- "In the end all that will be left is the children of the forge..."
Ranthanas 10-03-04, 09:11 AM	Aurum Platinum Concord- "Your report is neither conclusive nor complete." Whoever gets THAT reference gets a cookie! Helmuth speaking for Boskone? And now for a few more: Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist. We few, we happy few. We band of buggered. So other than that, Mrs Fleshweaver, how was the play? Artificier: You put your right hand in... you pull your right hand out... Lord of Blades: [Anything involving Living Room (lebensraum)] I am shocked, shocked to discover gambling in []'s casino. That's not a bastard sword. *This* is a bastard sword. A retired halfling adventurer: "My eleventy first birthday party..." "Warforged on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. Warforged on the starbord bow. Scrape them off, Jim!" "No one expects the Silver Flame inquisition!" Stage direction: Exit, pursued by a beholder. And good luck to anyone who can get all those.
stone_dog 10-03-04, 11:47 AM	Helmuth speaking for Boskone? Ding! :cookie:
RadicalTaoist 10-03-04, 01:19 PM	When a heist goes wrong, and you have one NPC holding you up with a crossbow and the other with a staff of fire: Crossbow guy: Now you go in that sack you got and you pull out my pouch...Which one? The one that says bad mutha :censored:. Now in there's about 150 pps, that should be enough. Take it. Staff of Fire guy: Dammit, if you give that rogue 150 platinum I will have to fireball him just on general principles! When a party member is being held hostage by the psycho artificer with loads of Meteor Swarm scrolls: Artificer: You got a wounded hostage and a psycho with enough meteor swarms to turn sharn into a sand castle. Whattaya do, Jack? Whattaya do? Going through the dungeon you see a big axe bust a hole in the wooden door, followed by a crazy face HEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY! These are not the warforged you're looking for. Move along. When one a bumpy lightning rail or cart: *TWANG*thunk* Crossbow wielder: Oh man, I just shot Marvin in the face! From the unnamed enemy wizard with wide cloaks and staff of power: There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind with staffs, and the kind who dig. There was supposed to be an ebberon-shattering kaboom. Where's the eberron-shattering kaboom? From the skinny, creepy halfling guide calling to you from ahead: This way, adventurers!...you must go through this tunnel to get to the other side...*at this point his voice becomes unintelligeble, but it sounds like he's singing about spiders and flies*
scaryfroman 10-03-04, 01:21 PM	Bear Weretouched Master: How big can it be?
Parion 10-03-04, 01:23 PM	Sarlonan Ambasador - "Sweet Dreams..." Kalashtar Psion - "It's amazing what you can do when you concentrate" Vol - "Bored now" Anyone - "Hold this for a second, would you?" Any party memeber - "Where'd my sword go?"
Iver Gearsham 10-03-04, 02:12 PM	Deep in the bowles of Sharn your guide turns and runs away shouting over her shoulder "I said no disintagrations" as the wall/sewer pipe bursts.
Doctor X 10-03-04, 02:41 PM	Rogue: *Lights fuse* Master Inquisitive: *Opens door* "Oh, what are yeu doing theaur, suer?" Rogue: "Special delivery...?" Master Inquisitive:*Takes bomb* "Thank you seur." *Closes Door* "Special Delivery for you! It's a beumb." Shop owners: *running away* Master Inquisitve: "A BEUMB! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
Iron_Weasel 10-04-04, 12:08 PM	PC Fighter: Do you expect me to talk? Villain: No, my brave friend - I expect you to die! PC Rogue: So, what can you tell me about this nefarious madman? NPC Bard: Well, they say Trogdor was a man. A dragon-man. Well, maybe just a dragon. But he was still TROGDOOOOOR!!!! Brelish Sgt: No, no, no. Look - see these pointy bits on the front of the elemental land cart? They look like tusks! Brelish Grunt: I still think it looks like a Puma. Cheers!
CzarGarrett 10-04-04, 01:10 PM	Cleric/Monk after doing a bunch of flips and crazy karate moves: I kick ass for the Silver Flame
Dimuscul 10-04-04, 02:03 PM	Hi, my try on the subject : Upon reaching destination, the PC step out of the lighting train ... with a gray mist surrounding the empty station, the PC carefully walk over the dust and rocks, surprised as they are, for not knowing were they are, the lighting train leaves the station in complete silence ... as the PC begin to grow nervous, one PC finds a sign on the floor, the PC reads : -Metrol, Capital of Cyre- :D Well, there isn't an NPC, but i will be scared if my DM tell me this XD
Doctor X 10-04-04, 02:40 PM	Hi, my try on the subject : Upon reaching destination, the PC step out of the lighting train ... with a gray mist surrounding the empty station, the PC carefully walk over the dust and rocks, surprised as they are, for not knowing were they are, the lighting train leaves the station in complete silence ... as the PC begin to grow nervous, one PC finds a sign on the floor, the PC reads : -Metrol, Capital of Cyre- :D Well, there isn't an NPC, but i will be scared if my DM tell me this XD Wow... that would suck. It would be a cool way to introduce the feel of the Mournland, though... That kind of gives me ideas. Maybe I could make up some stuff for a ghost lighting rail... :schemes:
Alexius D'Cannith 10-04-04, 07:09 PM	Ape Shifter, Warforged and Human Warforged, hey fleshie bring the monkey OOK! *clang, oh god ape i meant ape, no not the toeplates ARRRGH -------------- Hero Chases some goblins down a corridor Arrrrhg! Comes running back persued by 200 goblins Woooooah! -------------- Fighter attacks the warforged juggernaught with oodles of increased dr using a steel dagger *clink That was a mistake -------------- Does any one know the evil twisted stupid loony Markan? Is he 7'7'' blond with a demented look in his grey eyes in a worn brown and blue robe with a huge greataxe covered in mithril runes that glows green Yes youve seen him *peasant backs away Um fairly recently
Erred Knight 10-04-04, 08:17 PM	Famous last words- Keebar Soje, standing before the forces of the Emerald Claw, after emerging from Whitehearth: " Garrow, Schmarrow, I'm tellin' ya, we can TAKE these guys!" Capt. Semos Alvros of the Brelish merchantman Wake, attempting to take a "short cut" around the continent of Argonnessen: "By the gods, those are some big freakin' 'seabats'!"
Solarious 10-04-04, 09:24 PM	Upon reaching destination, the PC step out of the lighting train ... with a gray mist surrounding the empty station, the PC carefully walk over the dust and rocks, surprised as they are, for not knowing were they are, the lighting train leaves the station in complete silence ... as the PC begin to grow nervous, one PC finds a sign on the floor, the PC reads : -Metrol, Capital of Cyre- My goodness, it just occured to me that would be completely perfect for a Silent Hill kinda game. Haunted Lightning Rail train drops them in the middle of Metrol, never comes back... Mourning-twisted creatures and Living Spells everywhere... And don't forget the #1 rule, No Healing! :schemes: Except perhaps areas concecrated to the Silver Flame (Symbols of Metatron)... Then they run into the camp of the Lord of Blades, who has completed this horrific weapon to unleash upon the fleshy world... The parallels are so creepy, I almost want to scream and run far away :mymy:
Somebloke 10-04-04, 10:35 PM	My goodness, it just occured to me that would be completely perfect for a Silent Hill kinda game. Haunted Lightning Rail train drops them in the middle of Metrol, never comes back... Mourning-twisted creatures and Living Spells everywhere... And don't forget the #1 rule, No Healing! :schemes: Except perhaps areas concecrated to the Silver Flame (Symbols of Metatron)... Then they run into the camp of the Lord of Blades, who has completed this horrific weapon to unleash upon the fleshy world... The parallels are so creepy, I almost want to scream and run far away :mymy: Anyone else think the silent hill series is just perfect for a campaign against the Daelkyr and Xoriat? Twisted abominations, coetiminious zones of madness.... hee.
kroh 10-04-04, 11:04 PM	Fighter talking to the wizard about the rogue: I have 20 silver says he don't make it... Warforged Juggernaut: I'll be back Karnathi Necromancer : I'll be back Changeling : Ok who's up for a game of Charades? Rogue talking to the fighter and wizard: I'll take that bet...
RadicalTaoist 10-04-04, 11:11 PM	Well if we're willing to turn away from movies, then... From the archmage who promised to help you escape from your dangerous problem without specifying how: I should have told you earlier. I solve my problems through violence. "So Kaius is actually the vampire formerly known as Prince?" "Killing you will be the greatest moment of my life." From the Khyber cultist scrying upon a PC's interrogation and torture: "HA HA HA HA THIS IS SUM FUNNY S**T!" From the Reason Stealer you just hit with Crystal Shard: "I'm full of fizzy purple goodness!" "I'm sorry, I no longer go by that name. Now I only answer to Hyacus Steelmane: Invincible Warrior!" "But you're not an invincible warrior!" "Exactly! All I have to do is walk around in a shining suit of full plate and carry a big sword, and the people will assume I'm some hero named Hyacus Steelmane who they haven't heard of yet and shower me with love and affection!" "But what about the people who don't believe your story?" "I thought I already mentioned the big sword." *brandishes a greatsword emblazoned with the title Mr. Chopface* You: "How many weapons do you have?" Evil Artificer NPC who has pulled ANOTHER staff out of his trenchcoat like robes: "Enough." BBEG wearing a dark mask: "No, no, no, Jathix. A real evil villain kills with style." Whoever can name a reference gets :cookie:
Lina_Inverse 10-04-04, 11:33 PM	You: "How many weapons do you have?" Evil Artificer NPC who has pulled ANOTHER staff out of his trenchcoat like robes: "Enough." BBEG wearing a dark mask: "No, no, no, Jathix. A real evil villain kills with style." Whoever can name a reference gets :cookie: anti-hero for hire. annnnddd rpg world. NOW GIMME COOKAH >_>
Karkul 10-05-04, 12:22 AM	One sage to another: "But the real question is thus, which came first the dragon or the egg?" Airship pilot/guide: Welcome to my vessel and enjoy your tour with the Skycaptain of the world of tommorow" Wizard to feebleminded warforged partymember: Now you stop all that "Im a real boy" nonsense right now or ill cast an empowered enlarge on your nose faster than you can say Pinnocio Artificer to Warforged: "You want me this attach a wand of shatter to what?!" Group consisting of Sorceress, Warshaper, Goliath, and Pyrokineticist: "Fantastic Four assemble!" Jovial Airship crew: "We all live in a yellow air ship, a yellow air ship, a yellow air ship"
Iron_Weasel 10-05-04, 01:36 PM	"The Black Warforged always triumphs! I'm invincible!"
RadicalTaoist 10-05-04, 01:57 PM	anti-hero for hire. annnnddd rpg world. NOW GIMME COOKAH >_>:cookie: :cookie: Four left people!
Just another user 10-05-04, 05:26 PM	Well if we're willing to turn away from movies, then... [...] "I'm sorry, I no longer go by that name. Now I only answer to Hyacus Steelmane: Invincible Warrior!"[....] Whoever can name a reference gets :cookie: Men in Hats. Probably even one or more of the other but I'm not sure.
smrtgmp 10-05-04, 05:41 PM	As for 'just another user's post, that last one about the Daelkyr with the torch. It is a skit from a show called In Living Color with Jim Carey as Fire Marshal Bill, if you haven't seen it, it is hilarious. You beat me to it. :D I love those skits. Other than the "Men On ____" skits, fire marshall bill was my favorite part of that show.
sidekick 10-05-04, 07:43 PM	Brelish Sgt: No, no, no. Look - see these pointy bits on the front of the elemental land cart? They look like tusks! awww I can't resist. Srg: "and what animal has tusks?" grunt "A Walrus". -------------------------------------------------------- And on a similar theme "where are you going?" "go to [enter PC base here] base, capture flag, KILL EVERBODY"
Gilganarz_the_reporter 10-05-04, 08:06 PM	Mordain: I'd like to introduce you to a friend of mine I found the other day. His name is.... Kuluu? Ctulu? am I saying that correctly?
SirLoin 10-05-04, 08:20 PM	Adventurers come upon a large volcanic mountain's firey entrance and the inscription above the archway reads "Acuna Matata!" Paladin: "I draw my sword." NPC Blackguard: "Thats not a knife, this is a knife" ...*draws eboney greatsword with 'soul stealer' inscribed on blade.*
RadicalTaoist 10-05-04, 10:50 PM	Men in Hats. Probably even one or more of the other but I'm not sure. :cookie: But that's the only MiH one.
WynnHuntr2 10-05-04, 10:51 PM	A horribly mutated ancient warforged that has been imprisoned deep underground for a few centuries..."Marshmallows!?!" DM: "Trust Me..." Player: "I found a loophole in the rules that will..." DM: "You trip on a rock and die." Player: "But Im a 10th level fighter and..." DM: "Then you get stampeded upon by a herd of Buffulo." Player: "But Im in a forest." DM: "Exactly." DM: "Man these new dice rock, thats like the 13th 20 tonight!"
Iron_Weasel 10-06-04, 09:43 AM	awww I can't resist. neither can I. Srg: "and what animal has tusks?" grunt "A Walrus". Sarge: Didn't I tell you to stop making up animals? and while we're on the theme... Lackey: So, what are the adventurers doing now? Evil Wizard: What? Lackey: What are they doing now? Evil Wizard: By the Fury! They're just standing there talking! Just like they were doing when I scryed on them five minutes ago. And five minutes from now, when you ask me to scry on them again, they'll still be just standing there, and they'll still be just talking! ... Lackey:So, what are they doing now? Evil Wizard:I hate you.
Solarious 10-06-04, 01:18 PM	Lackey: So, what are the adventurers doing now? Evil Wizard: What? Lackey: What are they doing now? Evil Wizard: By the Fury! They're just standing there talking! Just like they were doing when I scryed on them five minutes ago. And five minutes from now, when you ask me to scry on them again, they'll still be just standing there, and they'll still be just talking! ... Lackey:So, what are they doing now? Evil Wizard:I hate you. Must... not... ah, what the heck. *meanwhile...* Illusionist: I love that Screen spell. Fighter: No you don't. Not if you don't want to find your life come to a short, violent, and painful end. Illusionist: Wha? Fighter: I do NOT go 'Grr. Smash puny Kobolds!' Illusionist: ... But that wasn't in the script. Fighter: VELDRICK! Bard: Hee. Couldn't resist. ^^;
Saurenda 10-06-04, 06:56 PM	I am competely and utterly lost ^^ Good stuff though
Neofish 10-06-04, 08:45 PM	neither can I. Sarge: Didn't I tell you to stop making up animals? and while we're on the theme... Lackey: So, what are the adventurers doing now? Evil Wizard: What? Lackey: What are they doing now? Evil Wizard: By the Fury! They're just standing there talking! Just like they were doing when I scryed on them five minutes ago. And five minutes from now, when you ask me to scry on them again, they'll still be just standing there, and they'll still be just talking! ... Lackey:So, what are they doing now? Evil Wizard:I hate you. Ahh... Red vs. Blue, good times, good times...
Somebloke 10-06-04, 11:21 PM	Lord of Blades: I've seen things you could never even believe...elemental bound warships burning of the coast of Xendrick, glitterdust blazing in the depths of Kyber...all of this, and more, will be lost, like raindrops in a pouring ocean...time... Hopeful player: To die? Lord of Blades: What? No. Sorry, got all caught up in the moment...I'm about to rip you to pieces, aren't I?
Aris Stormdragon 10-07-04, 03:43 AM	Airship captain to the PC's, who are traveling on an airship for the very first time: "There is nothing to fear; this ship is constructed from the finest materials, and built by the most experienced shipwrights. Why, the Sovereign Host themselves could not sink this airship!"
Aris Stormdragon 10-07-04, 04:03 AM	Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist. Princess Bride We few. We happy few. We band of buggered. Ummm, Henry V? That's not a bastard sword. *This* is a bastard sword. Crocodile Dundee A retired halfling adventurer: My eleventy-first birthday party... Fellowship of the Ring Warforged on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow..... Star Trekkin! No one expects the Silver Flame Inquisition! Life of Brian
Iron_Weasel 10-07-04, 11:20 AM	Lord of Blades: I've seen things you could never even believe...elemental bound warships burning off the coast of Xendrick, glitterdust blazing in the depths of Khyber...all of this, and more, will be lost, like raindrops in a pouring ocean...time... Hopeful player: To die? Lord of Blades: What? No. Sorry, got all caught up in the moment...I'm about to rip you to pieces, aren't I? :thumbsup: "No one expects the Silver Flame inquisition!" How about "The Thranish Inquisition"? I think it rolls off the tongue better, no? "Our weapons are fear. Fear and supplies. Fear, supplies, and a fanatical devotion to the Keeper of the Flame..."
Lily_Knight 10-08-04, 08:03 AM	Silver Dragon: "In this place, sanity is your enemy." A Random: "Yeah, this area is in quarentine, some highly contagious disease. Apparently I am infected. Psssttt. What would that cleric know? Well bye!"
GoodTeletubby 10-09-04, 11:41 AM	Life of Brian O.o not even the right comedians History of the world, part 1, Mel Brooks, not Monty Python
Joni-san 10-09-04, 08:40 PM	Warforged: War... War never changes... Bard: Maaaybeee You'll think of meee... or Sweetheart, all I ask for is this, a kiss to build a dream on... *The PC is accidentaly shot in the back by a NPC Retainer* Eggs that speak! A :cookie: to the person who can name the source!
SirLoin 10-09-04, 09:23 PM	Player: "aaand that will complete my list of items I require for the mission" GM as NPC merchant: "That will be...lets see here ..carry the 1...4,586,355 Gold Pieces." Player: "Umm I am a little short." GM: "Well we can take off the sphere of annihilation, and the wand of Orcus. That should cut the price in half. At least." Player: "Are you sure you added that correctly?" GM: "Positive."
Ph33r_the_Wheelchair 10-09-04, 09:25 PM	O.o not even the right comedians History of the world, part 1, Mel Brooks, not Monty Python Uh, actually either he's right and you're wrong, or you're both wrong. "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition," is definitely Monty Python, but I don't know if that bit was done in "Life of Brian," as I've never seen that movie. While there IS a "Spanish Inquisition" bit in "History of the World, Part I," that particular quote is Monty Python, and I know that for a fact.
Blizzard_Bobsan 10-10-04, 02:01 AM	Warforged: War... War never changes... Bard: Maaaybeee You'll think of meee... or Sweetheart, all I ask for is this, a kiss to build a dream on... *The PC is accidentaly shot in the back by a NPC Retainer* Eggs that speak! A :cookie: to the person who can name the source! Fallout
stone_dog 10-10-04, 02:28 AM	The Spanish Inquisition sketch (Our chief weapons are fear, surprise and a ruthless effeciency.... and our fanatical devotion to the pope) is from Monty Python's Flying Circus. Certainly not Life of Brian and NOT from History of the World. The Spanish Inquisition in that movie is a musical number.
peterson 11-14-04, 11:01 AM	Sharn master criminal "patron"- "Now we are done with the little questions, why you betray me and so on.. this we are past. Now we get to the real questions... now we get to find out... who you are. Tell me... are you familiar with the works of Kaius I?" Great adaptation from a a great line from Firefly. War Stories, if I'm not mistaken? Alright, here's one I never want to hear a NPC say: Artificer trying to activate some sort of Eldritch Machine: Klaatu Barrada n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Peterson
Von Ether 11-14-04, 11:58 AM	The PC have a late dinner with an beautiful, exotic host. NPC: "Please have some more, this is a speciality of my homeland. Don't worry about the time, you can rest here for the nigh ... oh wait, you GM has to put the Sharn: CD in. I think he's looking for the 'Dreams of the Inspired' track, yes?"
Von Ether 11-14-04, 12:08 PM	What you don't want to hear from your long time NPC allies: From the Warforged NPC you party salvaged from different parts -- "Now I remember." From the Shifter NPC that accidently scratched you -- "I guess I should tell you that I was never really a shifter." What you don't want to hear from your long time NPC villians: Vol -- "As you will notice, you all have dragon marks." Order of Claw Mastermind after the PC storm his lab -- "Ah, you're all here. It's about time." From generic NPCs: Skycoach/lighting coach pilot -- "oops" PC's sponsor during an expedition -- "You do know that my life is your highest priority! Hey, what's that?"
Ectoplasmoid 11-14-04, 12:56 PM	Artificer: remember how I told you to never cross the streams? Airship captain: I've got a bad feeling about this... Rakshasa extreme explorer: Couatl. I hate Couatl. Evil Mastermind NPC: If you strike me down. I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine LoB in the climactic battle- I aint' got time to bleed. Artificer- You take the hordes of undead, I'll take the eldritch machine
RadicalTaoist 11-14-04, 02:54 PM	Great adaptation from a a great line from Firefly. War Stories, if I'm not mistaken? Alright, here's one I never want to hear a NPC say: Artificer trying to activate some sort of Eldritch Machine: Klaatu Barrada n... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! PetersonDun't think so. Wasn't War Stories the one with the guy who faked death to get mailed? Which reminds me... Party Fighter opening a casket addressed to party: "Hey, what'd you order a dead guy for?" Dual Wand Wielding Bounty Hunter in Red to party wizard: "An artificer spends hours going over the formulas of magic items, pulling them together from second hand scrolls and making risky checks to activate them properly - yet a wizard can just insert a spell trigger and make it work. Does that sound fair to you?" DM: I'm sorry, but this is the last season. It got cancelled even though it was the best game we've all seen in a long time. Players: :eek: :nonono: :weep: Three Firefly inspired lines. :weep: at the last one.
Alexius D'Cannith 11-14-04, 04:00 PM	Wand wielding bounty hunter with wand of Disintegrate : Right about now im betting your thinking did he fire 49 charges or 50, the real question is do you feel lucky punk? well do ya? DoubleScimitar wielding ValenarMonk : Fear, Fear attracts the fearfull, the strong, and the weak, the innocent and the corrupt, fear is my ally. GM : Now which CD is duel of the fates on? Dwarven Airship Artificer : She canny take much moor o this capn GM : Your host walks in (in the background the CD player switches to the imperial march) Villain : WE ARE CLOSE BROTHERS, only with the key of fate shall we be defeated, without it our master will rule the world unchallenged! Player 1 : Where's the key? Player 2 : I thought you had it Everyone : Oh boy
Solarious 11-14-04, 11:30 PM	From the archmage who promised to help you escape from your dangerous problem without specifying how: I should have told you earlier. I solve my problems through violence. "So Kaius is actually the vampire formerly known as Prince?" "Killing you will be the greatest moment of my life." Somehow, I missed these. Well, no more. 8-Bit Theater. First one is Black Mage, about to launch a Hadoken at a volcano to propell him halfway across the world to the right volcano. He misses the entire thing in the next strip too. XD Second one, the first line is Fighter, after it is revealed that Theif if an elf from Elfland and is it's prince. "So Theif is actually an elf formerly known as Prince?" :P Then Black Mage speaks up. God I love that psychopathic freak. Nabs a :cookie: Anyways... Random NPC: MOCKERY'S HOOKS!!! THE PAIN, THE PAIN!!! Sharn Watch: Ignore. They didn't pay up on their protection fees.
peterson 11-15-04, 09:45 AM	Dun't think so. Wasn't War Stories the one with the guy who faked death to get mailed? Which reminds me... Party Fighter opening a casket addressed to party: "Hey, what'd you order a dead guy for?" Dual Wand Wielding Bounty Hunter in Red to party wizard: "An artificer spends hours going over the formulas of magic items, pulling them together from second hand scrolls and making risky checks to activate them properly - yet a wizard can just insert a spell trigger and make it work. Does that sound fair to you?" DM: I'm sorry, but this is the last season. It got cancelled even though it was the best game we've all seen in a long time. Players: :eek: :nonono: :weep: Three Firefly inspired lines. :weep: at the last one. Actually, I always thought Homecoming was the title of the "mail-order dead guy" episode, but I'll have to check when I get home. Otherwise, nice adaptation - I especially enjoyed the "Jubal-inspired" one. One I've actually heard my DM say: "We are the lollipop kids, *hic* the lollipop kids, *hic*.... Just goes to show you why Scotch, all-night gaming, and pixie sticks should never go together. Peterson
Joni-san 11-15-04, 02:06 PM	Fallout A winner is You! :cookie: :D PC1: I wonder what is under that mask? *Think's about NPC Araenal Cleric of The Undying Court* PC2: I don't have time for this... :nonono: *Starts walking away* PC3: Yeah! *Thinks: But I realy wanted to see it too* PC1: Is it fish lips... ;) PC2: :twitch: PC1: *And now for the kill ;)* OR IS IT BUCK-TEETH! PC2: *Turns all wawy*
Canoy 11-15-04, 02:20 PM	PC1: I wonder what is under that mask? *Think's about NPC Araenal Cleric of The Undying Court* PC2: I don't have time for this... :nonono: *Starts walking away* PC3: Yeah! *Thinks: But I realy wanted to see it too* PC1: Is it fish lips... ;) PC2: :twitch: PC1: *And now for the kill ;)* OR IS IT BUCK-TEETH! PC2: *Turns all wawy* Naruto. Can I get a cookie? From a corpse lying in the mourneland: That was quite some sleep...Ooh, breakfeast in bed!
Joni-san 11-15-04, 02:34 PM	Here have a :cookie: :) Bard: Here I come and save the save the daaay!
Androlphas 11-15-04, 02:46 PM	A famous Master Inquisitive (to gnomish assistant after checking burn marks on a wall) - "Elementary, my dear Boffo! It was a fire elemental that caused these..."
RadicalTaoist 11-15-04, 03:41 PM	Heh, naruto. We need more anime adaptions, there was a good Cowboy Bebop one back here. Or maybe one to commemorate the new GTA thread I should've made by now. "Let's talk like men. With swords."
Belabras 11-15-04, 03:58 PM	Heh, naruto. We need more anime adaptions, there was a good Cowboy Bebop one back here. Or maybe one to commemorate the new GTA thread I should've made by now. "Let's talk like men. With swords." The "love and peace" one was Trigun.
Foxboy2000 11-15-04, 04:46 PM	Creepy-looking kid sitting in a ruined chapel: *Hums an orchestral masterpiece* Ah, music . . . I find that it is the greatest achievement of mortal culture, don't you think, [insert PC's name]?
Brastan 11-15-04, 05:22 PM	Elite Karranth Skeleton: "I've been dead once, already. It's very liberating. You should think of it as therapy." Brelands King to his advisers: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! Captain of a Lyarander Soarwood Galleon: Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet-thing. Lord of Blades to a party of Warforged PCs: Die Autobots! I just like this villain quote Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologging!
RatFlail OF DOOM!!!! 11-15-04, 05:32 PM	Artificer- i want to make you go pop Warforged with adamantine body- Does this reinforced body of adamantine make me look fat? cleric who just revived you- you never needed one of those anyways
RatFlail OF DOOM!!!! 11-15-04, 05:34 PM	Trader- NO CAPE FOR YOU Daekylr- i see you gotton fat... lemme take some of that skin off your hands
RatFlail OF DOOM!!!! 11-15-04, 06:24 PM	Mordain- your flesh is so soft, can i borrow some? VOL- touch my dragonmark TOUCH IT!! Micheal jackson- EBERRON RULES!!!
RatFlail OF DOOM!!!! 11-15-04, 09:07 PM	I love making these up DM- THE WORLD IS RUMBLING, EARTHQUAKES EVERYWHERE, LAVA EVERYWHERE AND OUT OF THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF THESE CRACKS COMES THE RULER OF ALL DEMONS A COW!!! Airship pilot- a storm is brewing so were going to have to land on sarlona. Dont worry we think the native blood frenizied barbarians are real nice and we cant get enough of those dragons. an angry crowd of forged haters with a hammer of smiting.... must i say more
RatFlail OF DOOM!!!! 11-15-04, 09:10 PM	I just like this villain quote Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologging! SYNDRO!!! *that movie rocked*
RatFlail OF DOOM!!!! 11-16-04, 10:12 PM	Mordain- LOOK OVER THERE *snip snip* Monk- To me fighting is like ballet. Only theres no dancing, music, or singing and people hit each other. Daeklyr- i need your body so can i take over to world... come on.... COME ON!
Parion 11-22-04, 04:04 PM	The healer sewing up your wounds:- "Hehe. Squishy."
Vix Damnul v2 11-22-04, 06:09 PM	When the pcs are in a pitch black room, the dm says "ok, you, you, and you all feel someone's hand on your back..." From a changeling artificer: "Guess what i've got behind my back!"
Alexius D'Cannith 11-22-04, 06:18 PM	half orc ranger as the party enters a room and he snuffs out the candles "not afraid of the dark are you?"
Lara Flynn 11-22-04, 06:27 PM	Eberron Drow: "Ho ha!"
RadicalTaoist 11-22-04, 10:56 PM	Creepy-looking kid sitting in a ruined chapel: *Hums an orchestral masterpiece* Ah, music . . . I find that it is the greatest achievement of mortal culture, don't you think, [insert PC's name]?I'm more worried when EVERY SINGLE HUGE ENEMY SPELLCASTER uses the Spell Thematics feat to insert crosses into explosions. Laugh at the ridiculous biblical symbolism of NGE. POINT and laugh. :rofl: Now, where were we? Oh yes, Naruto, right? Young adventurer trapped in a vicious ice spell: thinks *Crap. There's no way to break this from inside. The only way to defeat this is a combined attack from outside and within. I just hope that -* Young adventurer's comrade: Hey man, I came into this ice thingy to save you! What do you need? :D First young adventurer: :twitch: Now, let's switch to something more Internet-borne: Two Breland soldiers are in the middle of some valley Post-Day of Mourning. 1: Do you ever wonder why we're here? 2: What, you mean the mysteries of the Prophecy? I wonder about it all the time. It's a lot of deep stuff. And what brings us to the Dragon Between? Are the gods deceptions? Where does magic come from? It keeps me up at night. 1: ... 2: Sometimes. 1: No, I mean what are we doing here, in this valley? I signed up to fight some Warforged. Next thing I know, all of Cyre goes kaboom and I'm stuck in a valley in the middle of nowhere defending some base from some Thranish guys. What are we doing here? 2: Umm...defending the base? 1: No, really. We're not near an important front, a lightning rail line, or a vital pass. If we were to pack up tomorrow and leave, and they took the base, then they'd have two bases in the middle of nowhere. Whoop de frickin doo. *a week later* 1: Do you ever wonder why we're here? 2: No. I never, ever wonder why we're here. Semper Fi b****. Adventurer to dark antisocial companion who has just joined the party: Hey, where are you going? Companion: Into dungeon. Take treasure. Kill everybody.
NextInLine 11-22-04, 11:17 PM	DM: The giant eyes you hungrily and says, "Fee fi fo fum, I smell the blood of an Eboronian" "Vol. Erandis d'Vol" A balefully polymorphed rat: "Here I come to save the day! Mighty Mouse is on his way!" Kaius: "I see dead people." DM: "Hmmm. The NPC artificer rolled a one on his UMD check." PC: "For....?" DM: "Oh, nothing really. Just the eldritch machine used to creat the Mourning. Now I need Fort saves from all of you...." Any vampire: "I vant to suck yore vlood!"
ReivaxZerai 11-23-04, 05:23 PM	Lord of Blades: I've seen things you could never even believe...elemental bound warships burning of the coast of Xendrick, glitterdust blazing in the depths of Kyber...all of this, and more, will be lost, like raindrops in a pouring ocean...time... Hopeful player: To die? Lord of Blades: What? No. Sorry, got all caught up in the moment...I'm about to rip you to pieces, aren't I? Bladerunner, yes?
Somebloke 11-23-04, 05:53 PM	Bladerunner, yes? But of course. No last moment death scene though...
Kinger 11-23-04, 06:55 PM	Now, let's switch to something more Internet-borne: Two Breland soldiers are in the middle of some valley Post-Day of Mourning. 1: Do you ever wonder why we're here? 2: What, you mean the mysteries of the Prophecy? I wonder about it all the time. It's a lot of deep stuff. And what brings us to the Dragon Between? Are the gods deceptions? Where does magic come from? It keeps me up at night. 1: ... 2: Sometimes. 1: No, I mean what are we doing here, in this valley? I signed up to fight some Warforged. Next thing I know, all of Cyre goes kaboom and I'm stuck in a valley in the middle of nowhere defending some base from some Thranish guys. What are we doing here? 2: Umm...defending the base? 1: No, really. We're not near an important front, a lightning rail line, or a vital pass. If we were to pack up tomorrow and leave, and they took the base, then they'd have two bases in the middle of nowhere. Whoop de frickin doo. *a week later* 1: Do you ever wonder why we're here? 2: No. I never, ever wonder why we're here. Semper Fi b****. Adventurer to dark antisocial companion who has just joined the party: Hey, where are you going? Companion: Into dungeon. Take treasure. Kill everybody. Red Vs. Blue, baby. Gotta love it. First Soldier: [standing over Eldricht Device] Look what I found! Second Soldier: I found it. First Soldier: [unphased] Look what I took credit for finding! Soldiers bicker while a Message spell is active. Soldier: "What? No, you can't talk to him! How could you possibly talk to him through my Message spell?" Karnathi Skeleton on other end of Message spell: "I can't believe I actually died for this war." Okay, enough RvB from me. I'm pretty sure it's come up before in this thread already anyway. A goblin and his hobgoblin master are imprisoned, pending execution. Gob: "I have a cunning plan, m'lord." Hob: "Not another one..." Gob: "We do nothing." Hob: "We do?" Gob: "Wait, I haven't finished. We do nothing until our heads have actually been cut off." Hob: "And then we spring into action?" Gob: "Exactly! You know when you cut off a chicken's head it runs 'round the farmyard." Hob, tentatively: "Yeeeesss..." Gob: "Well, we wait until our heads have been cut off then we run round and round the farmyard, out the farm gate, and escape. What do you think?" Hob: "My opinion is difficult to express in words, so perhaps I can put it this way." Hob painfully tweaks Gob's nose.
Alexius D'Cannith 11-24-04, 07:13 AM	blackadder, always classic
Beleriphon 11-24-04, 07:38 AM	Helmuth speaking for Boskone? Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist. The Princess Bride We few, we happy few. We band of buggered. No clue So other than that, Mrs Fleshweaver, how was the play? Again, no clue Artificier: You put your right hand in... you pull your right hand out... And you do the Hokey Pokey and shake yourself about... Lord of Blades: [Anything involving Living Room (lebensraum)] Not sure I am shocked, shocked to discover gambling in []'s casino. Some gambling movie. That's not a bastard sword. *This* is a bastard sword. Crocodile Dundee [/quote] A retired halfling adventurer: "My eleventy first birthday party..." A direct and obvious reference to Bilbo Baggins [quote] "Warforged on the starboard bow, starboard bow, starboard bow. Warforged on the starbord bow. Scrape them off, Jim!" No sure, but that is funny. "No one expects the Silver Flame inquisition!" Monty Python's Spanish Inquisition bit. Stage direction: Exit, pursued by a beholder. Snaggle Puss
Ohtar Turinson 11-24-04, 09:43 AM	So other than that, Mrs Fleshweaver, how was the play? Sounds suspiciously like my one of my father's favorite expressions... "Well, other than that, how was the play Mrs Lincoln?" I am shocked, shocked to discover gambling in []'s casino. Casablanca! Stage direction: Exit, pursued by a beholder. Any Shakespeare play with animals in it... "Exit, persued by a bear" or something similar.
Quoriil 11-24-04, 11:39 AM	Villain : Here is your pay, job well done, now before you go, POWERWORD KILL This is a beautiful thing... :D
Quoriil 11-24-04, 02:25 PM	DM: Ok, you've found a stone tablet in amongst the seaweed and all. Rogue: Weird, does it say anything, I decipher script! Wizard: Umm... DM: Ok, you succede! Wizard: Damnit! Rogue: Soo... what's it say!? DM: As near as you can figure it says: "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons even death may die." Looking out over the ocean you can see the waters begin boiling. Wizard: *starts hitting the rogue*
RadicalTaoist 11-25-04, 02:04 AM	Soldiers bicker while a Message spell is active. Soldier: "What? No, you can't talk to him! How could you possibly talk to him through my Message spell?" Karnathi Skeleton on other end of Message spell: "I can't believe I actually died for this war.":rofl: :ayyyy!: Sarge: Now it's time to see if it works. *turns to experimental warforged* Sardien, activate speech protocol! Sardien the 'forged: ...Shessarathi'il hemanderas oburen. Tyasos Sardien mid ibeliess kalarial. Soldier 1: What the hell? What is he speaking? Soldier 2: He said Sardien. I understood that. I can speak Elven! Sarge: What the - Sardien, why can't you speak Common? Sardien: Quodiraniean bevartis language component di'handassaran. Soldier 1: I don't think his Common language component is working. Soldier 2: It must have shorted out when you backlashed trying to cast that repair construct scroll. Sarge: Now, for the love of the Flame - Sardien, I order you to speak in a language we understand! Sardien: :noway: Malidinit bethurias. Sarge: Hells! Merium, bevartis, Common, toquiel'lendan - Soldier 2: Why are you talking so slow? He understands us just fine. Maybe you should try listening slower. Sarge: ...:ahem: Sardien, would you like to kill Hutchinson? Sardien: *nods appreciatively* Sam. Deluriel himnas. *raises arm crossbow* Soldier 2: Oh, crap, stop! Uh, no, um...Haerian! Haerian! Soldier 1: Haerian means 'spear' you dumb:censored: Soldier 2: Then why is it always said at those Aerenal border crossings...?
Lanthir 11-25-04, 06:27 AM	Things you never want to hear from the DM Round 1: The wizard locked you in in a wall of force. <Insert desperate players ideas to get out here.> Round 2: The wizard casts a cloudkill in the enclosed area. Player remark: Uhm we're not yet level 7. And I thought that TPK was always intentional :D Group is chasing some opponents through the upper reaches of Sharn DM: You do know that are fighting on a sky bridge don't you? DM: So better not fail the following will save.
RadicalTaoist 11-26-04, 07:06 AM	More Red vs. Blue! Commander: Hell! We need to come to a decision! What does your gut tell you? Warforged: Well, it tells me to go for it...but my gut's made out of obsidian and glassteel right now, so it doesn't know what the hell it's talking about. Stupid Gut. PC desperately trying to get through a Message spell: Hello? Anyone there? I appear to be in a kind of nexus, with gates leading to all the corners of the known multiverse...well either that or the janitor's closet, I don't f***ing know. Help!
kroh 11-26-04, 08:34 AM	Villain to PC's After theTrpa has been Sprung: "This is the part where you start screaming..." Walt
aelryinth 11-26-04, 08:15 PM	Helmuth speaking for Boskone? Lensmen:) ==Aelryinth
Wizardman 11-27-04, 02:49 AM	"We few, we happy few. We band of buggered." It's from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, episode 100 "The Gift." Giles says the first sentence, and Spike says the second. It should read: "We few, we happy few." "We band of buggered." I've got one: Patrol of Lost Boys to PC's: "You must fetch us... a shrubbery!
Alexius D'Cannith 11-28-04, 07:32 AM	ahh no not the knights who say NI 'Ah but now you must bring us ANOTHER SHRUBBERY only slightly higher with a path so we get a two tierd effect, then you must go into the forest and cut down the mightiest tree with......A HERRING!
Wren 11-28-04, 04:38 PM	Halfling Mastermind to his Ogre Hireling: "Here you are this colossess this great legendary thing and yet he gains." Ogre: "Well I'm carrying three people and all he has is himself." Halfling Mastermind: "Excuses excuses I'm just going to have to find myself another giant thats all." Ogre: "Don't say that boss. Pleeeaaasse." Ogre: "Why do you wear a mask? Where you burned or scared by acid?" Human fighter/rogue in black mask: "I just think its terribly comfortable. Everyone will be wearing them someday." (So sue me I love that movie)
Slayen 12-03-05, 09:53 PM	:bump: this thread is just too ammusing to let get pruned yet
Lukas` 12-03-05, 11:09 PM	Time for a classic..at least to me. Having just activated Eldritch Machine related to scrying. BBEG: What am I looking at? Henchman: "Now" sir. Your looking at "now" now. Everything that happens now is happening now.. BBEG: What happened to "Then"? Henchman: We missed it sir. BBEG: When? Henchman: Just now. We're at "Now" now.. BBEG: Well..go back to "Then" ! Henchman: When? BBEG: Now. Henchman: Now?! BBEG: Now! Henchman: I can't. BBEG: Why? Henchman: We missed it. BBEG: When? Henchman: Just now. BBEG: When will "then" be "now?" Henchman: Soon. Continue on..
stone_dog 12-03-05, 11:10 PM	I just like this villain quote Oh, ho ho! You sly dog! You got me monologging! That one actually came up in my Eberron game. "He's monologging! Shoot him!"
Jancarius 12-04-05, 07:41 AM	In 998 YK War was beginning. *BOOM* Baron: What happen!! Dragonmarked Gnome: Somebody set up us the Fireball. We get Message. Baron: What!! Main Messaging Station turn on. It's you. :invasion: Lord of Blades: How are you gentlemen!! All your Creation Forges are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. Baron: What you say!! Lord of Blades: You are on the way to Mourning. Make your time. Ha ha ha ha... Baron: Take off every Airship. Move Airship. You know what you doing. For great justice. *BOOM*For the win
Hedstrong 12-04-05, 12:05 PM	*Artificer working on Warforged's back* "OOOOHHH so it's red wire to RED wire, HA what idiot dreampt that up?"
Majorafire77 12-04-05, 04:09 PM	Sharn prostitute: "Well, actually, I'm not a girl" *PCs watch as she changes into a male changeling*
Majorafire77 12-04-05, 04:09 PM	Eww double post :(
Sereno 12-05-05, 08:30 AM	Female rogue in shiny black leather puts her hand crossbow to the bad guy's head, "Dodge this!"
Wren 12-05-05, 08:46 AM	The PC's are following a NPC and are lead (mistakingly) down the wrong allyway. When they reach a deadend and find thier way out blocked by the group of baddies they themselves had hoped to ambush. NPC - "Umm... whoops."
LugWrench 12-05-05, 12:36 PM	NPC Good Guy: I could NEVER allow it to be used in such a way! NPC Bad Guy: I could. NPC Bad Guy: I have come here to chew bubble gum and to kick *****. And Im all out of bubble gum. NPC quasi-hero: We arent the police, and we arent some charity. Sorry, but we dont protect or serve. Guess youll have to chalk it up to bad luck. Artifacer: I left that Staff of Power around here.....somewhere...... Lord of Blades: BOO!
Quoriil 12-05-05, 01:24 PM	Pulling out a hard candy, a young rat and the wooden carving of a fist, the gnomish interogator says, "...ahhh. Have I thanked you yet for choosing the hard way?"
cmanos 12-05-05, 01:53 PM	Lord of Blades: I've seen things you could never even believe...elemental bound warships burning of the coast of Xendrick, glitterdust blazing in the depths of Kyber...all of this, and more, will be lost, like raindrops in a pouring ocean...time... Hopeful player: To die? Lord of Blades: What? No. Sorry, got all caught up in the moment...I'm about to rip you to pieces, aren't I? I was waiting for this one
cmanos 12-05-05, 02:45 PM	Oh lets see if I can add some maddness to the fun Message the telepath receives before pressing random buttons on the control panel in the Sarlonan Monolith. "So long and thanks for all the dreams." Villain's Lackey: "Bone of the father, unknowingly given, you will renew your son! Flesh of the servant, willingly given, you will revive your master. Blood of the enemy, focribly taken, you will ressurect your foe!' Wizard Villain's Familiar: "What are you making?" Wizard Villain: "A nightmare" Wizard Villain's Familiar: "I kinda figured that." Wizard Villain: "I am making the Corinthian" Message spell received from lone artificer hero sent to disarm the magical doomsday device the bad guys sent to crack open the Q'barran seals to Xoriat. "HAVE SOME NEW FRIENDS DOWN HERE, KEEP YOUR PANTYHOSE ON/YOURE GONNA LOVE THIS"
Wren 12-05-05, 03:24 PM	Huge hulking form approaching the party at high speed. Warforged Titan: ...
Calibim 12-05-05, 03:45 PM	Message the telepath receives before pressing random buttons on the control panel in the Sarlonan Monolith. "So long and thanks for all the dreams." Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Galaxy Wizard Villain's Familiar: "What are you making?" Wizard Villain: "A nightmare" Wizard Villain's Familiar: "I kinda figured that." Wizard Villain: "I am making the Corinthian" The Sandman Message spell received from lone artificer hero sent to disarm the magical doomsday device the bad guys sent to crack open the Q'barran seals to Xoriat. "HAVE SOME NEW FRIENDS DOWN HERE, KEEP YOUR PANTYHOSE ON/YOURE GONNA LOVE THIS" The Abyss NOW WHERES MY COOKIES!!!! Ok here’s some: Lord of Blades: “I will rule you all with an iron fist…(points to one of the PCs) YOU! OBEY THE FIST!!! Re-Occurring Villain: “I told you that you would rue the day you cross me. Now, BEGIN YOUR RUEING!!! Karrnathi Artificer: “NO, NO, NO! Move aside!! This how we fix things on Karnathi Airship!” [Picks up a mallet and precedes to bang on the helm] “WORK (SMACK!) YOU (SMACK!) STUPID (SMACK!) PIECE OF (SMACK!)…!!!” Two Daask Ork Thugs in Sharn: Ork One: Oooh, that sounds like hostility. Ork Two: And we don’t like hostility, do we H’Arold? Ork One: No, No we don’t G’Eorge [Orks stalk menacingly towards PCs] Boromar Clan Halfling: “Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a particularly ticked off halfling... me.” The Mad Cartographer to the PCs as they were trying to escape Tower 312 that disappeared from Sharn and reappeared half a days sail from Sharn, floating in the middle of (and 20 feet above) the ocean as said Tower was being sucked back to Xoriat: The Mad Cartographer: “…you can’t leave…..she won’t let you…” PC: “Come on!! We’re getting out of here!! Time to go home!” The Mad Cartographer (as he steps back into a shadowy passage): “I AM home…..”
Wren 12-05-05, 04:16 PM	Encounter with a NPC from a party members hidden criminal past while the NPC is holding them at crossbow-point. NPC: I can't kill my friends. Turns to a pair of goons standing nearby and hands over his ready crossbow. NPC: Please kill my friends. Encounter with a highly skilled monk during which the monk stuns one of the party members NPC: This is a honerable death. A good death. There is nothing to be ashamed about this death. NPC then kneels in front of the stunned character and places the pomel of his sword against the ground, aiming the blade up at the characters chest...
Cobu 12-05-05, 05:34 PM	"we few, we happy few, we band of buggered." This is Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer parodying Henry V.
Endless_Helix 12-05-05, 05:50 PM	Vol: I see dead people. I play bridge with them on sundays.
KhanSemus 12-05-05, 08:21 PM	wizard hands you a note: "I prepared Explosive Runes today" to sorceror:"So, you have this low level spell that does alot of damage and hits alot?" back: "yea" to sorceror:"and you're a really high level?" back: "what, it isn't obvious?" reknowned fighter: "I endured blistering cold and scorching heat.Climbed to the tallest room of the tallest tower..." his evil mage mother: "Let mummy hand this. HE ENDURED BLISTERING COLD AND SCORCHING HEAT. CLIMBED TO THE TALLEST ROOM OF THE TALLEST TOWER, and what did he find? Some gender confused wolf!" name the first and last ones.
Hedstrong 12-05-05, 08:57 PM	Last ones prince charming and fairy godmother from Shrek 2, not sure on the first one though
Solarious 12-05-05, 09:25 PM	The first one's V! Eh... *research research* Vaarsuvius! Fear his wrath, for he (she?) commands the might of Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion! Not to be disturbed before late afternoon at the latest. :devil: Evil Ice-themed Sorceror/Summoner Lady: This is not the kind of game I was talking about. The game I want you to play is the kind where you... *opens a door leading to a grisly torture chamber* ... scream as loud as you can.
rampant 12-06-05, 01:38 AM	Employer - I've booked your passage on the forgotten freedom. Any one - I got us a ride out, the ships called the forgotten freedom.
Always-Late 12-06-05, 02:24 AM	Sorry, no quote from me, but...NPC: I can't kill my friends. Turns to a pair of goons standing nearby and hands over his ready crossbow. NPC: Please kill my friends.Yes! Sneakers! Much goodness!
The Brat Prince 12-06-05, 02:27 AM	reknowned fighter: "I endured blistering cold and scorching heat.Climbed to the tallest room of the tallest tower..." his evil mage mother: "Let mummy hand this. HE ENDURED BLISTERING COLD AND SCORCHING HEAT. CLIMBED TO THE TALLEST ROOM OF THE TALLEST TOWER, and what did he find? Some gender confused wolf!" name the first and last ones. That bit would be from Shrek 2, the second part as said by the inimitable Jennifer Saunders.
cmanos 12-06-05, 07:33 AM	Encounter with a NPC from a party members hidden criminal past while the NPC is holding them at crossbow-point. NPC: I can't kill my friends. Turns to a pair of goons standing nearby and hands over his ready crossbow. NPC: Please kill my friends. Man in the Iron Mask EDIT: BAH! I knew it was Sneakers!!!
ValaR 12-06-05, 07:58 AM	Wizard Villain's Familiar: "What are you making?" Wizard Villain: "A nightmare" Wizard Villain's Familiar: "I kinda figured that." Wizard Villain: "I am making the Corinthian" LOL maaan hahahaha going to use this... hahahaha :D
Wren 12-06-05, 08:34 AM	Sorry, no quote from me, but...Yes! Sneakers! Much goodness! One of my most favorist movies eva! Another from the same A party member is infiltrating the enemy stronghold and comes accoss a lock he can't pick. He is keeping in comunication with the party psion via a mindlink Fighter/Rogue: I just found a "Amazing" lock. These things are imposible to pick. Psion: Alright one second we'll check on it. There is much activity amongst the party as they talk out what to do untill one of the members pulls out a book and hands it to the psion. Psion: Alright its a longshot but here is something you can try... Fighter/Rogue: Uh huh...ok... right...no wait... ok... alright... ok, I'll give it a try. Fighter/Rogue lashes out at the lock with a very strong kick and wood spinters as the door burst open.
Agentbic 12-06-05, 02:30 PM	Greenshadow warforged : (holding a +5 sword of penatration as it de-cloaks behide you.) "Your butt is mine."
LugWrench 12-07-05, 02:59 AM	to the warforged: Your warranty is still good, right? to the sorcerer: Oooo, bad time to get a case of the hiccups. to the fighter: Your energy drink wears off. How heavy is that armor of yours? to the rogue: Suddenly, you have a sneezing fit while trying to be stealthy. to the paladin: You realize that goodness, honor, and virtue are just plain boring. to the ranger: You develop agoraphobia to the druid: -see Ranger, above-
DoveArrow 12-07-05, 10:29 AM	Dibs on his elemental armor!
Moosh Nailo 12-07-05, 05:29 PM	Enraged warforged (facing foreward, but looking directly behind him) to artificer: What have you done?! You've put me together backwards! To warforged bard: "Someone shut him up or shut him down."
Count Nerindil Van Seraph 12-07-05, 07:48 PM	Inspired by a nightmare i once had: A group of Zombies and Skelletons dancing in unison, singing: "We're all living in Karrinath. Karranath ist wunderbar!" to the tune of Rammsteins Amerika. eeeeeeeeeeebjibbly! Creepy.
nfras 12-07-05, 08:32 PM	Cloaked Patron "I thank you for helping me defeat the evil of the Daughters of Sora Kell. But now I can reveal my true identity. Elminster!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! I'll get my flame-proof coat.
Kinger 12-07-05, 10:10 PM	In a campaign set before the age of Galifar, a high-ranking officer of a certain conquerer is betrayed and left stranded on a mountain top. He falls to his knees and bellows at the sky. "Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarn!!" Sorry. :)
Rocksa 12-08-05, 04:53 AM	The DM using any combination of 'attacking' 'tarrasque' and 'sharn' in the same sentence. Likewise, using the words 'godforged' 'finished' 'activated' and 'here' in the same sentence. Any Gnomish artificer mentioning anything involving 'omnimentals' and 'helping to bind'
Parion 12-09-05, 04:13 AM	From an Inspired agent in Sarlona:- "Mr d'Deneith. You've been the cause of much distress." As a female pc walkes into her room, finding it empty:- Inspired: We will give you some more pretty things soon... Anna. PC: I'm not Anna. Inspired: You will be soon, yes. Name that source :-)
cmanos 12-09-05, 11:53 AM	Dark City
Parion 12-09-05, 12:50 PM	Correct! Give the man a horrible brain parasite from beyond the void :coolcthul Or a :cookie: :D
cbolt_toak 12-09-05, 01:22 PM	First, my movie spoof: Human Artificer3/Wizard2/Bard1: *sings* If you want to view Syrania...simply look around and view it...want to shape the world...there's nothing, to it. Willy Wonka works so well in Eberron. Insane candy wizard. Now some original pieces of things you don't wanna hear. Villian: "No no no, stupid adventurers, you're supposed to be here about an hour from now, you forgot that one room to your right about five hundred feet back down the hall. That's where you find out more about my tragic past and get less comfortable about killing me. How is this gonna be a bit of intrigue if you're just running around slaughtering everything. Here, I'll go ahead and save you the trip back." *waves a teleport spell over them* DM: There's mystical runes of all sorts all about you in this room, with the Siberys Mark of Making far off in the distance ahead of you. Player1: I read one of the runes on the floor. DM activates an illusionary explosive runes and spooks the players. DM: Alright, now what? Player1: I read some more of the runes. DM: -_- *traps Player 1 in a Sepia Snake Sigil* Next? Player2: I read the runes. DM: >.< OMG, you all die. Good game. NE wizard/rogue: 'You know why it's all about sex, drugs, and magic? Because you can mention the words "magic missile" three times in the same sentence and be talking about three totally different things.' EDIT: I just thought of this one after reading my last one: An All Female Party with a Male DM. DM: You all approach the Firelight District of Sharn. Player: Isn't this a red lig- DM: Shush...we're in LARP mode now... :plotting:
cmanos 12-09-05, 01:22 PM	cookie, please. I already have several horrible brain parasites from beyon dthe viod.
Radkres 12-09-05, 02:29 PM	As said by the BBEG Death Knight talking to the players with their arms chained. I've killed enough of them to send a clear message to the Silver Flame Community at large, more than enough to make the point, I must admit... But once one starts righteously exterminating aggressors, it’s remarkably hard to stop! You know, to see your enemies driven before you, screaming, and terrified, and dying, and so on.
CaptFrigate 12-09-05, 03:06 PM	Oops, double post! :embarrass
CaptFrigate 12-09-05, 03:06 PM	Two PCs are in a Talena prison cell: PC 1 (to guard): Please let me out! I’m on your team! I'm a HALFLING! I don’t even know this guy! PC 2: Way to be a team player. PC 1: Hey, I gotta look out for myself. PC 2: There’s no “I” in “team”. PC 1: well, there’s no “u” either. If I’m not on the team, and you’re not on the team, nobody’s on the god**** team! The team sucks!
Korhal_IV 12-09-05, 04:33 PM	Cloaked Patron "I thank you for helping me defeat the evil of the Daughters of Sora Kell. But now I can reveal my true identity. Elminster!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! I'll get my flame-proof coat. Hahahaa. This one was awesome. :D
Kinger 12-09-05, 07:50 PM	Two PCs are in a Talena prison cell: PC 1 (to guard): Please let me out! I’m on your team! I'm a HALFLING! I don’t even know this guy! PC 2: Way to be a team player. PC 1: Hey, I gotta look out for myself. PC 2: There’s no “I” in “team”. PC 1: well, there’s no “u” either. If I’m not on the team, and you’re not on the team, nobody’s on the god**** team! The team sucks! PC 2: Looks like we've gotta get out of here ourselves. PC 1: If only we had bedsheets! PC 2: What? There's no window! What good will tying together bedsheets do us? PC 1: Who said anything about tying them together? I'm gonna take a nap. If I'm gonna die of starvation, I at least want to do it in my sleep.
Calibim 12-10-05, 01:30 PM	You wakes up in pain, your heart feeling like it's on fire. The last thing you remembers is falling into a pit trap, and now you are strapped into some type of cage dangling over a lava pit lined with Khyber dragonshards while some crazed Dragon Below cultist has his hand like a claw over your heart chanting.... "Ah Kalimah....Ah Kalimah...Ah Kalimah Ah Senti"
KhanSemus 12-10-05, 06:26 PM	You wakes up in pain, your heart feeling like it's on fire. The last thing you remembers is falling into a pit trap, and now you are strapped into some type of cage dangling over a lava pit lined with Khyber dragonshards while some crazed Dragon Below cultist has his hand like a claw over your heart chanting.... "Ah Kalimah....Ah Kalimah...Ah Kalimah Ah Senti" Indiana!! Awesome movies
LugWrench 12-11-05, 01:13 AM	Your DM asks, "You all brought the extra d20s for me to borrow, right?"
Thanqol 12-12-05, 09:03 PM	Merrix d'Cannith: "And at last, I shall have my revenge upon a world that has denied me the wonderful taste of Twinkies for SO LONG! MWUAHAHAHA!" Watch Officer: "If only mr. Gold were here. Mr. Gold Piece. Where could he be?" *Holds out hand*
Phantomcrossing 12-12-05, 09:15 PM	A pair of boots sits in a store window with a sign reading: Cheap boots, Certainly not cursed with Otto's irresistable dance
Raziel_Brokodar 12-18-05, 04:15 PM	PC: Well what about my animal companion? Azer: uh... yeah there's a Owl shaped fire resistant suit too... :rolleyes:
Saurenda 12-22-05, 05:51 AM	After a pivotal moment in battle or perhaps a romantic interlude the PCs discover the identity of an NPC Bard is actually a changeling. PC: But why the deception? Changeling Bard(while singing): Because every Changeling longs to be a whor-e!
Rys Tet'nei 12-22-05, 06:01 PM	Typical Evoker during the days of the Last War: "I love the smell of Fireball in the morning." Etreme Adventurer: Somewhere in Sharn, with a Titanic-template Ape shackled before a great audience. "And now I give you, the eighth wonder of Khorvaire; Kong!" Changeling escort: "Hey, hey! Wait up! So you're not into guys; we can still do business..." *changes form* -Rys
Saurenda 12-22-05, 09:00 PM	Changeling escort: "Hey, hey! Wait up! So you're not into guys; we can still do business..." *changes form* -Rys Priceless :D
Ib 12-22-05, 09:29 PM	Typical Evoker during the days of the Last War: "I love the smell of Fireball in the morning." -Rys Another Evoker motto from the last war: This is my fireball! without my fireball im am nothing! with out me my fireball is nothing! -Motto for the Aundar Firemages
PJammaGod 12-23-05, 07:19 AM	Kalashtar Fighter-"You!" Inspired Psion-"Yes me, me, me, me, me, me" Inspired Psion manifests Mind Seed upon the Fighter Kalashtar Fighter-"Me too" Warmage walking through the Mournland with Living Burning Hands spells trailing behind him. Warmage-"I love the smell of burning hands in the morning"
Rys Tet'nei 12-23-05, 10:50 AM	Edited- Nevermind, this one was already done.
KhanSemus 12-23-05, 11:44 AM	Kalashtar Fighter-"You!" Inspired Psion-"Yes me, me, me, me, me, me" Inspired Psion manifests Mind Seed upon the Fighter Kalashtar Fighter-"Me too." Priceless
The Wilgar 01-23-06, 10:00 PM	:bump:
Kalanth 01-24-06, 01:16 AM	Two PCs are in a Talena prison cell: PC 1 (to guard): Please let me out! I’m on your team! I'm a HALFLING! I don’t even know this guy! PC 2: Way to be a team player. PC 1: Hey, I gotta look out for myself. PC 2: There’s no “I” in “team”. PC 1: But there is a M E!
Thanqol 01-24-06, 02:25 AM	Old Friend: Did you know the bounty on your heads is up to one hundred and fifty thousand gold? A man could buy a lot of stuff with one hundred and fifty thousand gold pieces. Including new friends. *Watch enters the room*
Neverwrong 01-24-06, 08:40 AM	DM: Several cloaked figures approach you, making no sound aside from the stamping of heavy boots. Player1:I draw my fullblade. Player2:I draw my crossbow. Player3: I draw a picture. Dm: The tallest cloaked figure steps in front of you and says in a gurgly voice: "And that is why it's a bad idea to kill karnathi guards,,.
kroh 01-24-06, 09:06 AM	Pc 1 to Rierdran double agent: Man I just had the wierdest dream... Gm: now would be a good time to use an action point... Regards, Walt
phelanarcetus 01-24-06, 05:12 PM	Red Vs. Blue, baby. Gotta love it. A goblin and his hobgoblin master are imprisoned, pending execution. Gob: "I have a cunning plan, m'lord." Hob: "Not another one..." Gob: "We do nothing." Hob: "We do?" Gob: "Wait, I haven't finished. We do nothing until our heads have actually been cut off." Hob: "And then we spring into action?" Gob: "Exactly! You know when you cut off a chicken's head it runs 'round the farmyard." Hob, tentatively: "Yeeeesss..." Gob: "Well, we wait until our heads have been cut off then we run round and round the farmyard, out the farm gate, and escape. What do you think?" Hob: "My opinion is difficult to express in words, so perhaps I can put it this way." Hob painfully tweaks Gob's nose. Hah! I was just watching Blackadder, too. Though I think the original is the weakest, overall. The subsequent seasons were better. Damn, I want to do Fawlty Towers, the Germans episode. But I'm insufficiently familiar with Eberron to recall who started the War, and who they invaded. Probably has to be Cyrean refugees that Fawlty is yelling at. Basil Fawlty really is the British Tourist Board's answer to Daffy Duck. He even makes the noises a couple of times.
phelanarcetus 01-24-06, 05:13 PM	Villain : Here is your pay, job well done, now before you go, POWERWORD KILL This is a beautiful thing... :D From a homebrew campaign I was in... "Children, let me tell you a story... BLASPHEMY!"
Phantomcrossing 01-24-06, 06:35 PM	Cloaked figure pursuing party down Sharn alleyway: Hold, in the name of the Citidal! PC1: Yeah, you're with the Citidal, and I'm king Boranal. Cloaked figure stepping into party's way at end of alley: No, That would be me.
UgtarBigStrongie 01-26-06, 01:01 AM	Lord of Blades: All your base are belong to us
Belabras 01-26-06, 11:44 AM	Lord of Blades: All your base are belong to us King Boranal: What you say!!
Kinger 01-26-06, 02:18 PM	*cough* In 998 YK War was beginning. *BOOM* Baron: What happen!! Dragonmarked Gnome: Somebody set up us the Fireball. We get Message. Baron: What!! Main Messaging Station turn on. It's you. :invasion: Lord of Blades: How are you gentlemen!! All your Creation Forges are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. Baron: What you say!! Lord of Blades: You are on the way to Mourning. Make your time. Ha ha ha ha... Baron: Take off every Airship. Move Airship. You know what you doing. For great justice. *BOOM*
UgtarBigStrongie 01-26-06, 06:11 PM	Thats my fault for not reading all of them before I post.... :(
Belabras 01-26-06, 06:18 PM	and mine for following the trend I suppose. I'll put up a new one as recompense: Just introduced NPC: I can't wait to show you this new arcane device I've been working on. I'm ready to test it today!
Kinger 01-26-06, 06:41 PM	Meh. Small minds think alike. :) ... Wait... ;)
rampant 01-27-06, 09:14 AM	anyone at all ever anywhere whenever should be killed multiple times until dead upon the utterance of this setence for any reason other than educational (gets plastic umbella) - At least it can't get any worse. (Cringing)
bholdr_mage 01-27-06, 11:24 AM	At this tavern...groups of warforged are always on stage doing the robot dance to every song.
Purple Yin 01-28-06, 07:36 AM	Sharn master criminal "patron"- "Now we are done with the little questions, why you betray me and so on.. this we are past. Now we get to the real questions... now we get to find out... who you are. Tell me... are you familiar with the works of Kaius I?" tee hee! war-stories/firefly
The Wilgar 01-28-06, 01:29 PM	DM: Just close your eyes and think of Breland...
LordBritish2 01-28-06, 03:32 PM	When the PCs have booked time sensitive transportation..... Airship Captain: Oh, by the way my name is Captian Jarlot and this is my airship 'Forgotten Freedom'. :devil: :evillaugh
Remiera 01-28-06, 06:49 PM	Dm to Gnome Bard: I don't care how many times you use mirror image and suggestion, you still can't convince the Demon/Dragon that he's a fluffy pink feather. Under water pirates: No body fry us and eat us in fricasse! Secrect Sub captain:We've got no troubles, life in de bubbles! If you can name the last two, I give :cookie:
That Blasted Somoflange 01-28-06, 09:48 PM	How about the Lord of Blades saying to the Warforged paladin of the group, who' incidentally has just had his armblade sundered: "Merrix never told you the truth. I am your creator!"
Euangelion 01-28-06, 10:00 PM	Dm to Gnome Bard: I don't care how many times you use mirror image and suggestion, you still can't convince the Demon/Dragon that he's a fluffy pink feather. Under water pirates: No body fry us and eat us in fricasse! Secrect Sub captain:We've got no troubles, life in de bubbles! If you can name the last two, I give :cookie: "Life is much better, down where it's wetter." That would be the song "Under the Sea" from Disney's The Little Mermaid.
Paulpedersen 06-06-06, 04:25 AM	Khoravar Rogue: Repeat after me. This land is made of. Bad guy: This land is made of... K-R: THIS LAND IS MADE OF! B-G: This land is made of! K-R: LOVE AND PEACE! *V-sign* *PCs meet a cow* *PCs poke it* *It falls over and says*: Moo I say, moo Another NPC Bard: A Wizards staff has a knob on the end, a wizards staff... DM: A thousand pardons Effendi, but I do not understand. Joseph Amarillo, you are my hero :D judge after the pcs have been very naughty - "there is no such thing as a plea of innocence, a plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time, GUILTY" ^^ loving the pratchett quotes :D
Kythras 06-06-06, 07:35 AM	"No one expects the Silver Flame inquisition!" *"No one expects the Thranish Inquisition" "In Breland you can always find a forest - in the Eldeen Reaches, the forest finds YOU!"
Wexquif 06-06-06, 09:52 AM	Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist. Pirate: Rodents of unusual size? We call 'em Dire Rats here. Daelkyr: I am a sensative artist. A COUS (Cookie of Unusal Size) to whoever gets the last one.
Paulpedersen 06-06-06, 11:50 AM	Pirate: Rodents of unusual size? We call 'em Dire Rats here. Daelkyr: I am a sensative artist. A COUS (Cookie of Unusal Size) to whoever ghets the last one. the wedding crashers. fairly sure its that creepy kid
Undying_Councillor 06-13-06, 12:08 AM	House Lyrander Airship Captain [by means of explanation] : "No ticket."
sag3 06-13-06, 02:36 AM	The PCs knock on the door; door opens there is a humanoid figure there. PCs: We got a message to come speak with the dragon prophet here. NPC: Dragon prophet Dragon PROPHET. Will they never get it right loudly The Dragon Prophoss !!! damn it. The figure before you morphs and twists as it grows in size. Villan: It is such a shame that a party of brave souls can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of worgs. Villan2: Spending action points for his speach. Just one question how did you deal with my invisible stalker assassin. PC's look at each other invisible stalker ? DM to the wizard you feel a sharp stabing pain, make a fort save. Knight of Thrane. You are now marked as outlaws in Thrane and enemies of the silver flame. Kings citadel guard in Breland. You there I need your sword and shield. .... NOW ! Priest the PCs have asked for a favor: Sure I can help you Ive got just the gift. Now if you will just give thanks to the traveler.
poisondusk 06-13-06, 08:33 AM	"Merrix never told you the truth. I am your creator!" Priceless....just before the lobster chops off his hand, of course...
poisondusk 06-13-06, 08:44 AM	The Mad Cartographer to the PCs as they were trying to escape Tower 312 that disappeared from Sharn and reappeared half a days sail from Sharn, floating in the middle of (and 20 feet above) the ocean as said Tower was being sucked back to Xoriat: The Mad Cartographer: “…you can’t leave…..she won’t let you…” PC: “Come on!! We’re getting out of here!! Time to go home!” The Mad Cartographer (as he steps back into a shadowy passage): “I AM home…..” Mad guess and say Event Horizon
The Zod 06-16-06, 04:18 AM	bump :bump:
Koesherbacon 07-10-06, 08:46 PM	I'm new the to the forums and to Eberron so let me give this a try: As the barbarian unzips: Bard: I told you he's going to do it! Wizard: No you fool, don't pee on the lightning rail! Barbarian: You're not the boss of me!
Tyrskald 07-10-06, 09:57 PM	...from the skies above Sharn...
Cannibal_Penguin 07-14-06, 01:04 PM	Gnarled Old fart casting random fireballs: They call me........Tim
Rizzenil Vrill 07-15-06, 02:33 AM	or From a Female NPC: "I'm pregnant, you're the father, and I'm gonna kill all three of us!" Yay for making a George Carlin reference! :b:
Ront Iron-Roar 07-15-06, 06:39 PM	"Look, Jet, there's three things in life I can't stand: dinos, halflings, and Paladins with attitude... So WHAT ARE ALL THREE DOING ON MY AIRSHIP?!!?!" Warforged Barbarian staring fiercely at the other PCs on the airship: "Perhaps today IS a good that to die! Prepare for Ramming Speed!" Warf from Star Trek: First Contact. Now, how about these? Half-Daelkyr Abberation Hunter: "I'm a Half-Daelkyr, I don't get to have a life. Not like you." NPC Monk/Swashbuckler/Drunken Master : "Why's the Rum gone?!" A tall and severly Scarred Half-Orc after beating the crap out of the entire party approaching the stylish changling rogue: "That's a nice coat your bleeding all over." Dromite Artificer yelling at a Warforged Scout Fighter:"Grrr! Why is there bacon in this soap!" Oh yes.....cookies and so forth.
Decree Of Boredom 07-15-06, 09:24 PM	Warforged Juggernaut: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the JUGGERNAUT, *****!" Legion of Drow, blocking access to the port of Stormreach: "Stormreach's closed. AIDS." Quorcraft Warforged: "EX-TER-MI-NATE!" Cookies, and such.
Ront Iron-Roar 07-18-06, 02:37 AM	Warforged Juggernaut: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the JUGGERNAUT, *****!" Legion of Drow, blocking access to the port of Stormreach: "Stormreach's closed. AIDS." Quorcraft Warforged: "EX-TER-MI-NATE!" Cookies, and such. Juggernaut, X-men 3 for first one. Quorcraft Warforged is the one creature from Dr. Who.
Decree Of Boredom 07-18-06, 10:32 AM	:cookie: :cookie: for Ront, though the first one was a give away.
Ront Iron-Roar 07-19-06, 03:18 AM	Yay! Cookies!
Purple Yin 07-19-06, 08:38 AM	Half-Daelkyr Abberation Hunter: "I'm a Half-Daelkyr, I don't get to have a life. Not like you." NPC Monk/Swashbuckler/Drunken Master : "Why's the Rum gone?!" Vampire Hunter D, Bloodlust- D Pirates of the Carribean, the balck pearl- Capt. Jack Sparrow
Foreigner 07-19-06, 03:37 PM	Well here it goes... Pit Fiend: "I am your father" Pc: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Chaotic-Evil stupid Rogue:"Dont worry, he wont mind we took his wife hostage... Hes just a member of the Aurum" Elven Loremaster:"I hope your not into supperstition... Cause i think i saw a Black Dire Tiger" Any cohort: "Guys were as lucky as a rabit; when they cut off their foot" Boranel: "I had the weirdest dream last night, Ambassador, it told me to start a war with Aerenal..." Sarlona Ambassador: "Better not underestimate the truth of dreams, my lord" Grandpa of a Pc: "When i was in my youth, i met the most gorgeous young lady... Her name brings joy to my heart" Pc Lich-Slayer: "Which was it?" Grandpa of a Pc: "Vol" Pc: "Gulp!" Greedy Elven Merchant, looking at a dead body of a pale-looking human on the ground with predatory look:"Whats this stake doing on this dead guys heart, it looks like pricey darkwood" Son of a Female Dwarf pc: "Mom, remember Andrea, our human Neighboor?" Female Dwarf Pc: "Yeah, shes been so nice with us since we moved here" Son of a Female Dwarf pc: "Well i got her pregnant..." Rogue, trying to disable a Powerwordkill-Trap:"Guys... Im sorry... I couldnt do it..."*Flinches and drops to the ground* A 10th level old Wizard speaking to a 10 lvl 1 wizard party:"We dont need help in fighting off this 40 invaders, their just big-ol ogre brutes"
Gondolier 07-19-06, 03:56 PM	Gnomish host of Sharn's 2nd-most-watched daytime talk show: "Arvino of the Silver Flame, in the case of baby Diondre Daelkyr, YOU ARE THE FATHER."
Ront Iron-Roar 07-19-06, 10:07 PM	Vampire Hunter D, Bloodlust- D Pirates of the Carribean, the balck pearl- Capt. Jack Sparrow Cookies for you. I rather enjoyed Bloodlust. The Barberoi reminded me of Droam so much.
Koesherbacon 07-20-06, 06:36 PM	Gnomish host of Sharn's 2nd-most-watched daytime talk show: "Arvino of the Silver Flame, in the case of baby Diondre Daelkyr, YOU ARE THE FATHER." ...10 minutes before finding out: Arvino of the Silver Flame: I'm eleven-thousand percent sure I ain't yo' baby's daddy! ...2 minutes afterwards: Arvino of the Silver Flame: I knew I was that wonderful child's father!
Koesherbacon 07-20-06, 06:36 PM	Gah! Double post! I'm sorry, internet hiccuped during my first post!
Gondolier 07-21-06, 10:15 AM	...10 minutes before finding out: Arvino of the Silver Flame: I'm eleven-thousand percent sure I ain't yo' baby's daddy! ...2 minutes afterwards: Arvino of the Silver Flame: I knew I was that wonderful child's father! You're my hero. Arvino: Look, Mavrei, he don't even look like me. He short. He bald. He got no cleansing light a' divine righteousness! Arvino of the Silver Flame is now official canon for my campaign.
Kreistor1 07-21-06, 10:46 AM	Soem more quotes you don't want to hear: "Advance one clone." "So you enter the 'room I didn't have time to populate.' It is devoid of description, which means it doesn't even have the door you just stepped through. Or a floor. Or air. Heh, I guess you can't get out so you die." "How many giants did I put in that room? Wow, I must have been on drugs when I wrote that. Oh well, who am I to second guess myself..." "And the sphinx asks you, 'What do I have in my pocket?'" "You can all make Spot checks to see if you get to watch the fighter slip off the cliffside and fall to his death."
Koesherbacon 07-21-06, 04:00 PM	You're my hero. Arvino: Look, Mavrei, he don't even look like me. He short. He bald. He got no cleansing light a' divine righteousness! Arvino of the Silver Flame is now official canon for my campaign. I'm somebody's hero! :king: Now if only we can find a way to tie Jerry Springer into the mix. I mean, Maury is great, but Jerry is so absurd he's fantastic!
Llochlyn 02-08-07, 09:29 AM	Legion of Drow, blocking access to the port of Stormreach: "Stormreach's closed. AIDS." We gotta deaids it ! ___________________ Coming back on the topic of DM quotes to dread (quite far fetched but...) : NPC : Beware, these warriors are the greatest horsemen of Valenar, the four of them are worth an entire army ! It's for a reason they've been haunting the mournland for months and remain alive ! PC : So, you mean these guys are four horsemen, who can bring doom upon us ? NPC : Erm... Yes ? I guess ? PC : So this makes them the Four Hoursemen of Mournland ? Angry DM : You hear hooves thumping outside.
Von Ether 02-08-07, 10:25 AM	Lord of Blades: "Let me give you a BIG hug! I'm sorry, did my spikes hurt you?"
Ryuu_Tenshi 02-08-07, 12:20 PM	Insane Kaleshtar Telepath: Also? I can kill you with my brain...
Koesherbacon 02-08-07, 03:22 PM	Kalashtar Wilder or Gnome Wild Mage: *Achoo*
fraustdemon 02-08-07, 04:07 PM	I havent read through all of them, but: Party to Artificer: Traps never reset. this eventually proved to be the end of my Artificer.
DragoonDarkfire 02-08-07, 06:40 PM	Dalkeyr: YOUR MY BEST FRIENDS! Lord of Blades: Did I mention my friends? Dalkeyr: I was talking to him *points to LoB*
Siberys 02-10-07, 04:55 PM	A NPC Bard Singing: 'Always look on the bright side of life.' Hil-arious. Forget not the whistling!
Slightly_Unscrewed 02-12-07, 04:30 PM	Npc: The airship pilot is good, but he's a half-drow with a dwarven accent! How weird is that! Super :cookie: to the first to get the refrence.
RadicalTaoist 02-15-07, 03:51 PM	"Now what does Viorr Maella look like?" "...what?" "I said, WHAT does Viorr Maella LOOK LIKE?" "What?" "What country you from?" "Wh-what?" "'What' ain't one of the Five Nations far as I can tell. They speak Common in What?" "What?!" "COMMON MUTHA :censored: DO YOU SPEAK IT?"