1001+ fun things to do with a warforged [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001+ fun things to do with a warforged [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
warforged_assasin
07-05-06, 12:15 PM 1. switch his limbs around
2. teach him to pull a exorcist [turn his head 360 ]
3. use hat of disguise to make him look like a dwarf and have a drinking contest
4. teach him to do the robot

please add what you will :D
BoneLord_of_Skullthrone
07-05-06, 02:38 PM 5) Hide him in a pile of garbage with a greatsword and tell him to attack the next person he sees. (really happened in a game I ran :) )
Endless_Helix
07-05-06, 03:38 PM 6. Install a cuckoo clock in the warforged's head.
7. Weld his hands and feet together.
8. Install a fog machine, a permanent dancing lights, and a permanent ghost sound blaring disco music. And thus he will be the Lord of the Dance!
9. Light a match on him.
10. Put him in high orbit.
Raziel_Brokodar
07-05-06, 03:48 PM 11. Have your rogue push him into the non-sharp side of a blade trap to force it further into the guts of a hill giant zombie that's already stuck on it. (Made the player spend 4 action points to do it, 4 happened to be all his remaining action points.)
warforged_assasin
07-05-06, 05:29 PM 12. teach to talk like R2-D2
13. cast a permanent rancid gas spell on him
14.have artificer to make a strap on to him so he'll quit :censored: about not able to have sex
Elemental_Elf
07-05-06, 10:20 PM 12. teach to talk like R2-D2
13. cast a permanent rancid gas spell on him
14.have artificer to make a strap on to him so he'll quit :censored: about not able to have sex

Wait... Isn't that stuff standard equipment...? :P
warforged_assasin
07-06-06, 01:46 PM they wish!!! :ayyyy!:
warforged_assasin
07-08-06, 10:52 PM 15. dress him up as darth vader
16. tweak his voice so when he's not talking he'll he sound like vader
17.attach elementals to him
warforged_assasin
07-08-06, 10:53 PM hey come on people throw in something!!!! :ayyyy!: :lightbulb
ChaoticGood
07-08-06, 11:48 PM 18. Make him to stand guard outside the inn so he doesn't have to pay for a room. In the morning, sneak out the back door.
Milo HoBo
07-09-06, 05:12 AM 19. Call him Jonny 5 and teach him to dance and sing.
Thanqol
07-09-06, 05:51 AM 20: Tell him bedtime stories about the Mourning and how the Lord of Blades is going to launch more of those all over Khorvaire and wipe every non-warforged out - but he won't save this warforged because he has darkwood composite plating!
Ront Iron-Roar
07-09-06, 11:16 AM 21)Story various amounts of food in the hollow cavities of the warforged.

22) Have the Warforged Monk carry the Gnome Wizard and Goblin Artificer around in a basket strapped to his back.

23) Turn the Warforged into a PEZ dispensor or a can of spray cheese.

24) Have the warforged able to mix drinks in a special fold out compartment in his chest.
Warforged Goblin
07-09-06, 11:16 AM 25: Put strings on him and run a sweet puppet show.
26: Tell him he's not Y1K compatible.
Ront Iron-Roar
07-09-06, 11:18 AM 27) Teach the Warforged Fighter with a Crossbow to refer to all other party members and living things as Meatbags. To start statements with the word statemant. Start questions with the word Query and etc.
Cutlass
07-09-06, 11:43 AM 28) Train the warforged to use the phrase, "By your command," when talking to the party leader.

29) Polish him up until he's mirror bright, tie him to the chandelier over the dance floor in the tavern, and then have an illusionist project little colored lights onto him.

30) Use a hat of disguise to make him look like a human and then get him hired on as a food taster for somebody you want to poison.
warforged_assasin
07-11-06, 03:30 AM 31. one word: termanater
yossarius
07-11-06, 11:58 AM 32) Sing "When you Wish Upon a Star" to him until he kills you.

33) Push him overboard into the deep ocean ("Have a nice walk!")

34) Teach him to vibrate.

35) Rename him "Marvin" and use Psychic Chigurgery to make him clinically depressed.

36) Get him to start a band with other warforged, so they can name it "Stomp."

37) End every sentence to say to him with "Respond!"
Endless_Helix
07-12-06, 11:46 AM 38) Tell him he is Optimus Prime and the LOBster is Megatron. He must also get all the energon crystals.

39) Make an illusion of a duck on his head, so when people ask him why he has a duck on his head, he hurts them.

40) Install a xylophone in his chest, so when he beats his chest, he can play bardic music.
Banning
07-12-06, 06:11 PM 41) Tell the warforged druid to hide underground and only appear when someone calls out "Big O, showtime!"

Actually happened.... once..

42) Tell him to destory Zeon

43) Tell him hes being controled by a halfling hiding in his chest.

44) Two words.... Robot buttler

45) Tell him its socialy acceptiable to tell people to "bite my shiny metal ass"
Ront Iron-Roar
07-14-06, 01:03 AM 46) Have the Warforged Monk yell "Combo Breaker" when he upper cuts an enemy while using Karmic Strike.
Endless_Helix
07-16-06, 12:41 PM 47. Install a rocket pack in his butt-equivalent.

48. Teach him to cook and call him "the Iron Chef"

49. or call him "Iron Wok Jan"
warforged_assasin
07-24-06, 04:30 PM 50. tie him to the counducter stones
TeediousPrime
07-25-06, 12:09 PM 51: Cast 'chill metal' on him and make him lie in a bathtub. Store the beer there.
52: Cast 'heat metal' on him and make him stand under a metal grate. Grill your burgers there.
53: Strap conductor stones to the soles of his feet and have him run across the Lightning Rail line. (I think their may be something to that. Conductor sandals, anyone?)

22) Have the Warforged Monk carry the Gnome Wizard and Goblin Artificer around in a basket strapped to his back.

That's not even a joke... I was leaving the zoo and I saw a guy with something on his back that vaguely resembled a lifeguard chair, in which was his small daughter. My girlfriend admonished me from mentioning it to my other players, lest they get ideas. They both play gnomes. Eventually I created a giant saddle for a riding lizard that contains such a device on either side. Now the gnome sorceress can cast spells from one side while the gnome archer fires from the other, while the halfling is driving. I'm going to do up stats for it and post it in the D&D Equipment and Combat section.
warforged_assasin
07-25-06, 05:23 PM 54. strap magnets to him and tell him to take a walk in a thunder storm
warforged_assasin
07-25-06, 05:24 PM by the way i did that
Del'Haar
07-25-06, 07:40 PM 55. Strap random 'Weapons' to the warforge, replacing the sword with and umbrella, the sheild with a coconut, ETC.
warforged_assasin
07-29-06, 09:33 PM 56. have ur kalaster telepath who has a brilliant energy longsword say "these are not the warforged you are looking for ".......................sweet
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer
07-29-06, 09:38 PM Go through the 1000 things the Worst party in ebberon are forbiden from doing thread convincing it of the truth of anything folowed by the phrase 'it is wrong to tell the warforged this.' or words to that effect.
warforged_assasin
07-30-06, 04:00 PM might work :plotting:
dsivis
08-10-06, 03:25 PM My girlfriend's warforged bard installed a calliope (portable pipe organ) in its back. Sometimes she'd use the calliope's air pressure to shoot things.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
warforged_assasin 07-05-06, 12:15 PM	1. switch his limbs around 2. teach him to pull a exorcist [turn his head 360 ] 3. use hat of disguise to make him look like a dwarf and have a drinking contest 4. teach him to do the robot please add what you will :D
BoneLord_of_Skullthrone 07-05-06, 02:38 PM	5) Hide him in a pile of garbage with a greatsword and tell him to attack the next person he sees. (really happened in a game I ran :) )
Endless_Helix 07-05-06, 03:38 PM	6. Install a cuckoo clock in the warforged's head. 7. Weld his hands and feet together. 8. Install a fog machine, a permanent dancing lights, and a permanent ghost sound blaring disco music. And thus he will be the Lord of the Dance! 9. Light a match on him. 10. Put him in high orbit.
Raziel_Brokodar 07-05-06, 03:48 PM	11. Have your rogue push him into the non-sharp side of a blade trap to force it further into the guts of a hill giant zombie that's already stuck on it. (Made the player spend 4 action points to do it, 4 happened to be all his remaining action points.)
warforged_assasin 07-05-06, 05:29 PM	12. teach to talk like R2-D2 13. cast a permanent rancid gas spell on him 14.have artificer to make a strap on to him so he'll quit :censored: about not able to have sex
Elemental_Elf 07-05-06, 10:20 PM	12. teach to talk like R2-D2 13. cast a permanent rancid gas spell on him 14.have artificer to make a strap on to him so he'll quit :censored: about not able to have sex Wait... Isn't that stuff standard equipment...? :P
warforged_assasin 07-06-06, 01:46 PM	they wish!!! :ayyyy!:
warforged_assasin 07-08-06, 10:52 PM	15. dress him up as darth vader 16. tweak his voice so when he's not talking he'll he sound like vader 17.attach elementals to him
warforged_assasin 07-08-06, 10:53 PM	hey come on people throw in something!!!! :ayyyy!: :lightbulb
ChaoticGood 07-08-06, 11:48 PM	18. Make him to stand guard outside the inn so he doesn't have to pay for a room. In the morning, sneak out the back door.
Milo HoBo 07-09-06, 05:12 AM	19. Call him Jonny 5 and teach him to dance and sing.
Thanqol 07-09-06, 05:51 AM	20: Tell him bedtime stories about the Mourning and how the Lord of Blades is going to launch more of those all over Khorvaire and wipe every non-warforged out - but he won't save this warforged because he has darkwood composite plating!
Ront Iron-Roar 07-09-06, 11:16 AM	21)Story various amounts of food in the hollow cavities of the warforged. 22) Have the Warforged Monk carry the Gnome Wizard and Goblin Artificer around in a basket strapped to his back. 23) Turn the Warforged into a PEZ dispensor or a can of spray cheese. 24) Have the warforged able to mix drinks in a special fold out compartment in his chest.
Warforged Goblin 07-09-06, 11:16 AM	25: Put strings on him and run a sweet puppet show. 26: Tell him he's not Y1K compatible.
Ront Iron-Roar 07-09-06, 11:18 AM	27) Teach the Warforged Fighter with a Crossbow to refer to all other party members and living things as Meatbags. To start statements with the word statemant. Start questions with the word Query and etc.
Cutlass 07-09-06, 11:43 AM	28) Train the warforged to use the phrase, "By your command," when talking to the party leader. 29) Polish him up until he's mirror bright, tie him to the chandelier over the dance floor in the tavern, and then have an illusionist project little colored lights onto him. 30) Use a hat of disguise to make him look like a human and then get him hired on as a food taster for somebody you want to poison.
warforged_assasin 07-11-06, 03:30 AM	31. one word: termanater
yossarius 07-11-06, 11:58 AM	32) Sing "When you Wish Upon a Star" to him until he kills you. 33) Push him overboard into the deep ocean ("Have a nice walk!") 34) Teach him to vibrate. 35) Rename him "Marvin" and use Psychic Chigurgery to make him clinically depressed. 36) Get him to start a band with other warforged, so they can name it "Stomp." 37) End every sentence to say to him with "Respond!"
Endless_Helix 07-12-06, 11:46 AM	38) Tell him he is Optimus Prime and the LOBster is Megatron. He must also get all the energon crystals. 39) Make an illusion of a duck on his head, so when people ask him why he has a duck on his head, he hurts them. 40) Install a xylophone in his chest, so when he beats his chest, he can play bardic music.
Banning 07-12-06, 06:11 PM	41) Tell the warforged druid to hide underground and only appear when someone calls out "Big O, showtime!" Actually happened.... once.. 42) Tell him to destory Zeon 43) Tell him hes being controled by a halfling hiding in his chest. 44) Two words.... Robot buttler 45) Tell him its socialy acceptiable to tell people to "bite my shiny metal ass"
Ront Iron-Roar 07-14-06, 01:03 AM	46) Have the Warforged Monk yell "Combo Breaker" when he upper cuts an enemy while using Karmic Strike.
Endless_Helix 07-16-06, 12:41 PM	47. Install a rocket pack in his butt-equivalent. 48. Teach him to cook and call him "the Iron Chef" 49. or call him "Iron Wok Jan"
warforged_assasin 07-24-06, 04:30 PM	50. tie him to the counducter stones
TeediousPrime 07-25-06, 12:09 PM	51: Cast 'chill metal' on him and make him lie in a bathtub. Store the beer there. 52: Cast 'heat metal' on him and make him stand under a metal grate. Grill your burgers there. 53: Strap conductor stones to the soles of his feet and have him run across the Lightning Rail line. (I think their may be something to that. Conductor sandals, anyone?) 22) Have the Warforged Monk carry the Gnome Wizard and Goblin Artificer around in a basket strapped to his back. That's not even a joke... I was leaving the zoo and I saw a guy with something on his back that vaguely resembled a lifeguard chair, in which was his small daughter. My girlfriend admonished me from mentioning it to my other players, lest they get ideas. They both play gnomes. Eventually I created a giant saddle for a riding lizard that contains such a device on either side. Now the gnome sorceress can cast spells from one side while the gnome archer fires from the other, while the halfling is driving. I'm going to do up stats for it and post it in the D&D Equipment and Combat section.
warforged_assasin 07-25-06, 05:23 PM	54. strap magnets to him and tell him to take a walk in a thunder storm
warforged_assasin 07-25-06, 05:24 PM	by the way i did that
Del'Haar 07-25-06, 07:40 PM	55. Strap random 'Weapons' to the warforge, replacing the sword with and umbrella, the sheild with a coconut, ETC.
warforged_assasin 07-29-06, 09:33 PM	56. have ur kalaster telepath who has a brilliant energy longsword say "these are not the warforged you are looking for ".......................sweet
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 07-29-06, 09:38 PM	Go through the 1000 things the Worst party in ebberon are forbiden from doing thread convincing it of the truth of anything folowed by the phrase 'it is wrong to tell the warforged this.' or words to that effect.
warforged_assasin 07-30-06, 04:00 PM	might work :plotting:
dsivis 08-10-06, 03:25 PM	My girlfriend's warforged bard installed a calliope (portable pipe organ) in its back. Sometimes she'd use the calliope's air pressure to shoot things.