101 Cheesey Eberron jokes [Archive] - Wizards Community

101 Cheesey Eberron jokes [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Count Nerindil Van Seraph
02-02-06, 07:14 PM I think that this has been done before but It must have been purged. Let's see how long we can keep this lightning rail wreck a'rollin!

1) In Sarlona, possession is nine-tenths of the law.

2) No one expects the Thranish Inquisition(done to death, I know)

...

Okey, I had many more earlier today and they have all left me. I will post more latter on. Let's here yours!
StillbornGodling
02-02-06, 07:30 PM Feeling political at the moment...

Q: "What does the Inspired Nation of Reidra and the Bush Administration have in common?"

A: "Everything, but Bush's plans involve more Mexicans."

Thanks, I'll be here all night. Tip your waitress. :)
DarkWarriorKarg
02-02-06, 07:39 PM In Breland, you possess many opportunities.
In Soviet Sarlona, you have many opportunities for possession.

FEar the armour designed by the legenadry artifier, Anton ir'Stark!
Bluebrush
02-02-06, 07:46 PM See signature.
Cyber-Dave
02-02-06, 09:08 PM Hahahahaha. That Karnath one is great. I think my half-vampire bone knight is going to use it next game I play. :P
LugWrench
02-03-06, 04:31 PM Thranish Undead Marching Cadence:

"Youre in the army now,
without a death shroud.
Youll never get rich, you son of a lich,
Youre in the army now."
Lujayne34
02-03-06, 06:31 PM Thranish Undead Marching Cadence:

"Youre in the army now,
without a death shroud.
Youll never get rich, you son of a lich,
Youre in the army now."

? :confused: Don't you mean Karrnathi army?
Dragonlover
02-03-06, 08:04 PM 1) In Sarlona, possession is nine-tenths of the law.

The other tenth is pure inspiration.

Dragonlover
VVill
02-04-06, 07:21 PM Grandpa "Did I ever tell you about the time I won a gold medal in rhythmic spell casting at the Five Nations Olympics?"

Grandson "I though rhythmic spell casting was for girls only"

Grandpa "Well it is boy'oh, that's why I had to enter on the Karrnathi team" :rimshot:
Thanqol
02-04-06, 07:45 PM Warforged: Did you hear about the warforged spy?
Rogue: Oh yes, I heard that Breland didn't listen to his reports.
Warforged: Yes. He was Unrusted!

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Count Nerindil Van Seraph 02-02-06, 07:14 PM	I think that this has been done before but It must have been purged. Let's see how long we can keep this lightning rail wreck a'rollin! 1) In Sarlona, possession is nine-tenths of the law. 2) No one expects the Thranish Inquisition(done to death, I know) ... Okey, I had many more earlier today and they have all left me. I will post more latter on. Let's here yours!
StillbornGodling 02-02-06, 07:30 PM	Feeling political at the moment... Q: "What does the Inspired Nation of Reidra and the Bush Administration have in common?" A: "Everything, but Bush's plans involve more Mexicans." Thanks, I'll be here all night. Tip your waitress. :)
DarkWarriorKarg 02-02-06, 07:39 PM	In Breland, you possess many opportunities. In Soviet Sarlona, you have many opportunities for possession. FEar the armour designed by the legenadry artifier, Anton ir'Stark!
Bluebrush 02-02-06, 07:46 PM	See signature.
Cyber-Dave 02-02-06, 09:08 PM	Hahahahaha. That Karnath one is great. I think my half-vampire bone knight is going to use it next game I play. :P
LugWrench 02-03-06, 04:31 PM	Thranish Undead Marching Cadence: "Youre in the army now, without a death shroud. Youll never get rich, you son of a lich, Youre in the army now."
Lujayne34 02-03-06, 06:31 PM	Thranish Undead Marching Cadence: "Youre in the army now, without a death shroud. Youll never get rich, you son of a lich, Youre in the army now." ? :confused: Don't you mean Karrnathi army?
Dragonlover 02-03-06, 08:04 PM	1) In Sarlona, possession is nine-tenths of the law. The other tenth is pure inspiration. Dragonlover
VVill 02-04-06, 07:21 PM	Grandpa "Did I ever tell you about the time I won a gold medal in rhythmic spell casting at the Five Nations Olympics?" Grandson "I though rhythmic spell casting was for girls only" Grandpa "Well it is boy'oh, that's why I had to enter on the Karrnathi team" :rimshot:
Thanqol 02-04-06, 07:45 PM	Warforged: Did you hear about the warforged spy? Rogue: Oh yes, I heard that Breland didn't listen to his reports. Warforged: Yes. He was Unrusted!