Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Joni-san 11-14-04, 01:33 PM	Inspired by the master (http://www.skippyslist.com/) :P 1. The wand of Shrink/Enlarge is not a toy 2. You are not allowed to use aforementioned wand to impress the female cadets 3. Warforged are no-longer military equipment, thus no writing of "Skippy was here" on them 4. Writing "Skippy was here" was forbidden to begin with 5. Ordering the male Changeling to change gender and poledance is against military conduct You try some
Edymnion 11-14-04, 02:34 PM	6. Claiming to be posessed by the Quori is not acceptable. 7. Claiming that your commanding officer is possessed by the Quori is definately not acceptable, especially if he really is. 8. I am no longer allowed to speak to changlings. Ever. 9. It is not funny to shave the Shifter while he is sleeping. 10. One should not read The Chronicle while they are supposed to be guarding the prisoners. Btw, thank you so much for that link, it was the funniest thing I've seen in ages.
Korhal IV 11-14-04, 03:08 PM	11. Skippy is not allowed to refer to a legion of Karrnathi undead as "stinkers" in times of peace. 12. Skippy is not allowed into the Argonth control room. 13. Especially not with foreign dignitaries.
Alexius D'Cannith 11-14-04, 04:09 PM	14, Wands of Fireball are not for use as Public entertainment 15. Ditto any other Evocation Spell wand, 16, Is not allowed to Sell an officers soul to the Daelkyr without permission 17, Is not allowed to Recruit Rakshasha into the army without proof they are not evil demonic beings 18, is not allowed to Try and sell Argonth in the Sharn used items market 19, Burning the CO at the stake incase he is a Demon is not acceptable 20, There is no situation where stripping naked and doing the happy goblin dance is considered proper respect for the king 21, Posting the names and faces of Citadel agents in the Chronicle is not funny
stone_dog 11-14-04, 04:31 PM	22. "Smokepowder" is not a product of alchemy and may not be sold to mercenaries with the promise of artilery applications. 23. "Smokepowder" is not a product of any current or forsee-able magical art and may not be sold to anybody under any circumstance. 24. Skippy may not make inquiries regarding blank Sivis documents in any manner. Especailly not in conjunction with actual Morgrave University Alchemy Department documents of any kind.
stone_dog 11-14-04, 04:33 PM	( this one is stolen, but needs the addition of one significant capital letter to make it particularly Eberron worthy ) 7. (I mean 25) Not allowed to add “In accordance with the Prophesy” to the end of answers I give to a question an officer asks me.
Alexius D'Cannith 11-14-04, 04:45 PM	26, Because im Chaotic Evil is not an excuse for anything
Alexius D'Cannith 11-14-04, 04:50 PM	27, pinata is not played using Officers and Greatswords 28. The Cotermius period of Kythri does not suspend or counter any of these rules 30. Because your Daelkyr half said so is not a valid excuse for tying an officers bed to the back of a lightning rail train
EvilDrPuma 11-14-04, 04:51 PM	29. No officer or soldier of the Brelish armed forces shall attend a diplomatic masquerade ball dressed as Sora Maenya. She was not amused.
Alexius D'Cannith 11-14-04, 04:57 PM	31, Under no circumstances is it acceptable to tell new officers that ultimate clerical power can be gained by jumping naked from the roof of the Arenal embassy in sharn 32. Or any other tower 33. Chaos beasts do not make good mascots, and are not new types of mount to be tested by the squires
Alexius D'Cannith 11-14-04, 05:12 PM	34. The pixies only have the right to give you orders if they are in uniform, no matter how small they are we can provide uniforms
EvilDrPuma 11-14-04, 05:16 PM	35. No officer with false teeth shall attempt to eat tribex steak in an Irian manifest zone. We mean it.
Alexius D'Cannith 11-14-04, 05:18 PM	36. it is not appropriate to charge at Huge Fire Elementals holding a large bucket of water yelling come and get it you barstewards
Alexius D'Cannith 11-14-04, 05:22 PM	37. SKippy is not empowered to declare a Crusade of the Flame against the evil Were-Mushrooms 38. and for that matter Conversations of any kind about Were-Mushrooms or any other Were-Plants are not suitable while on duty
EvilDrPuma 11-14-04, 05:23 PM	39. The Brelish military respects a multitude of religious beliefs. However, for followers of the Silver Flame, the probability that "I saw a lycanthrope" will be accepted as a defense for AWOL status shall be inversely proportional to the strength of the odor of Karrnathi Nightwood ale on the defendant's uniform.
Alexius D'Cannith 11-14-04, 05:26 PM	40. The Brelish military respects a multitude of religious beliefs. However, The screaming Horrors of Xoriat are not on the list 41, His majesty the king does not look like an illithid from ANY angle
stone_dog 11-14-04, 05:37 PM	42. The throwing of goblin citizens of the Crown between the bridges of Sharn is neither a test of skill for the throwers nor a test of bravery for the goblin and no arguments, statements or advertising saying otherwise should be made in any medium.
Endless_Helix 11-14-04, 05:40 PM	40. Do not use officers as human sheilds. 41. In the Karrnathi millitary, getting killed is no excuse for missing congregation. 42. A shifter is not a lycanthrope and does not need to be purged. 43. Bribing a changeling for any sort of favor is unacceptable. 44. Do not play "Keep-Away" with the halflings. 45. Do not bowl with the skeletons. 46. If you're having nightmares and can't sleep, see the cleric, not Mrs. Bunny 47. Do not hire mercenaries to pillage and rape for you. 48. Conversely do not pillage and rape at all. 49. Don't give an officer a potion of sleep and tattoo him head to foot with obscenities 50. Thou shalt not weld anything onto the warforged.
Edymnion 11-14-04, 06:58 PM	41, His majesty the king does not look like an illithid from ANY angle:rofl: Okay, thats the best one of the thread so far! Would make Skippy proud! 52. The use of smokesticks is prohibited within the barrack walls.
ChronosCrow 11-14-04, 07:27 PM	53. Skippy shall not call Saidan Boromar a "big poopie head" 54. or any other crime bosses 55. or any forgein dignitariries 56. In fact try not to say that to anyone in Sharn that is above the mid level 57. Shall not proclaim your head officer caused "The Mourning"
stone_dog 11-14-04, 07:53 PM	58. I am not authorized to organize expiditions to Xen'Drik and will refrain from telling new members of the Diggers Union that I am. 59. Mordain the Fleshweaver is not my big brother and will not exact vengance against an officer who places me on kitchen duty.
stone_dog 11-14-04, 07:59 PM	60. I am not a warlock. 61. Not even if I purchase an exceptionally spooky off duty wardrobe. 62. I will not tell Aereni embassadors to "Stop being so gloomy."
stone_dog 11-14-04, 08:01 PM	63. Daanvi being remote has the same impact on these rules as does Kythri being coterminous. None. 64. I am not the lost heir of Cyre. 65. There is no 13th moon.
stone_dog 11-14-04, 08:11 PM	66. Even talking about flayed animals keeping away the Mockery is not appropriate and the act will not be attempted. 67. I will not convince anybody to attempt any act on this list.
stone_dog 11-14-04, 08:14 PM	68. The answer to "What is the matter with you soldier?" or any variation of such a question is not "Nothing a double dose of dreamlily won't cure."
Tobias Talco'un 11-14-04, 09:13 PM	69. I am not allowed to jump into the arms of a undead soldier and yell "Daddy!" 70. Even if he was.
Save-vs-DM 11-15-04, 04:19 AM	71. The unit artificer is not named "Mr. Magic Item Store". 72. Yelling "look out, a rust monster" at the warforged is not funny. 73. Claiming that "the prophecy fortells that I get today off" is not a valid excuse for missing guard duty. 74. It wasn't a changeling impersonator that shaved the captain bald. 75. Likewise it wasn't a changeling impersonator that told said seargent that now he looked just like your auntie marie. Cheers, SvD
MarkB 11-15-04, 05:14 AM	76. Employing a precision-combat-trained hippogriff to influence the outcome of a major league Orcball game by snatching the ball does not, under any circumstances, constitute appropriate use of military resources. 77. Likewise for snatching the players. 78. Yes, even the cute ones. 79. And not unrelatedly, running a book on the outcome of major league Orcball games, or any other known sporting event, or any completely invented sporting event, for the entire barracks is not acceptable either.
Greyman 11-15-04, 05:28 AM	80. Skippy is not allowed to claim that camouflage body paint is a uniform. Not even for a warforged. 81. Skippy is not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”. We had enough trouble cutting down the last giant beanstalk. 82. “The Giant Space Ants” are not at the top of Skippy's chain of command. And anyway, they prefer to be known as Formians. 83. Skippy is not allowed to threaten anyone with black magic. Especially not greybeared old men wearing a robe.
ImmortalBlueMage 11-15-04, 06:41 AM	84. The Warforged commanding officer shall not be referred to as "Heir Lord of Blades Sir". 85. Decomissioned military airships shall not be converted into "pleasure yachts". 86. Skippy shall not shout "Onward, to the depths of Khyber!" during drill marches. 87. "Gingerwarts the Mad Artificer Gnome" is not my commanding officer. 88. Skippy shall not draw on himself during briefings, not even if he's "Multi-Classing as a Tattooed Monk". 89. Nor shall said doodles later be passed off as "My new dragonmark".
JDubTrafficGod 11-15-04, 06:48 AM	90. Playing got your nose with a Changeling is not acceptable. 91. Your new tattoo is not the mark of death. 92. Teaching the men to sing "Where there's a whip there's a way..." will carry sharp repricussions. Props to anyone who knows where # 92 came from.
ChronosCrow 11-15-04, 07:03 AM	93. Never ask a Karrnathi soldier where their kneecap is. 94. Do not tell Vol you look prettier than she does, even if it's true. 95. Not allowed claim your sock puppet broke the magic item 96. The House Jorasco healer is a gnome not a "funny little short pants" 97. Never confuse a Aerenal soldier for a Valenar soldier, do your best. 98. Half-orcs from the Shadow Marshes don't live underneath your bed. 99. Half-orcs from the Shadow Marhes are not from China, even if they own a sakata hats.
ChronosCrow 11-15-04, 07:06 AM	100. Not allowed to yell "Take that Cobra" at the Yuanti
JDubTrafficGod 11-15-04, 07:16 AM	101. Challenging representatives from the Mror holds to drinking games is not acceptable.
Alexius D'Cannith 11-15-04, 07:36 AM	102. The correct form of address for visiting royalty (ESPECIALLY THE QUEEN OF AUNDAIR) is NOT 'ARGH a Gibering Mouther, Kill it, Kill it, Kill it' 103. Gozer the destructor does not live in the barracks toilet, he is in the 12th Karrnathi irregulars 103. Holding forth a fluffy toy at Demons and saying 'By the power of Ickle Fluffy Bunny Avaunt foul fiend' Is not good conduct, especially when said demon outranks you 104. Skippy is NOT a dragon in disguise 105. Nor is he related to any Dragon, especially not khyber or syberis (we have checked and know he is not related) 106. Minotaurs should be treated with respect, calling them ugly mop beasts does not count as respectful 107. Ogres are people as well 108. Skippy will never suggest 'unusual' uses for oozes to the new recruits
ChronosCrow 11-15-04, 07:46 AM	110. Can not trade the warforged to the Lord of Blades 111. No referring to Breland as "my hizzouse", even if it is. 112. Your military peers are not your 'homies' 113. Ordering lower ranking memebers to "march into the grey mist" of the Mournland is not acceptable. 114. Pointing out holes in their planes to Aurum is not advisable 115. Can not arrest shifters for 'looking really mean' 116. Must not try to bum cigarrets off of Jaela keeper of the Flame 117. Calling a Silver Flame a "closet lycanthrope" is not acceptable, even if they really are. 118. Asking "Where is my undead mommie?" is not an apporpriate question, even if she's in the Karrnathi army. 119. You're superior's brains are not under the control of a 'brain worm'
Duskblade 11-15-04, 09:41 AM	120. Trying to extinguish the Silver Flame shouting that the floor is on fire while accompanying Brelish diginitaties into Flamekeep is a big no-no. 121. That counts as well for ordering lower-ranking soldiers to do so. 122. Dalkyr symbionts are not propper military equipment and as such shall not be distributed and/or attached to any military personel. 123. Holding a shifter above a campfire doesn't constitute proper homage to the Silver Flame. 124. Skippy isn't allowed to tell the new recruits that Karnathi undead can't perceive you if you remain perfectly still. 124a. Especially because it isn't true. 124b. And even more so while he himself is running away. 125. Skippy isn't allowed to create a death cult around himself. Or any other cult for that matter. 126. Skippy doesn't have the authority to disband the Brelish army or any other official Brelish organisation of wich he is not the acknowledged leader. 126a. In Skippy's case that means he can't disband anything at all not even himself, the Brelish army owns him, we have documents that prove it!
MarkB 11-15-04, 09:42 AM	127. Spelunking the Black Pit is not an "intermediate training exercise", and tellling new recruits otherwise is wrong. 128. Pretending to be a shifter does not excuse neglecting to cut your hair. Or nails. 129. Brandishing a Holy Symbol does ward off officers, just not in this army, and "checking for Karrnathi infiltrators" is no excuse. Besides, you're not a Cleric. 130. Very few activities involving homonculi, gelatin and prestidigitation spells are acceptable, and it is not your place to discover them.
Duskblade 11-15-04, 10:31 AM	131. Skippy doesn't have the authority to send groups of new rookies on suicide missions in search of various reliqs from bygone eras. 132. Piracy isn't an acceptable hobby, neither is high-way robbery and/or trainrobbing. 133. Conquering villages and hamlets in the name of the king without appropriate orders is unacceptable, especially if they are on our side of the border. 134. If the king falls during a battle, Skippy isn't authorized to asume battlefield command, the king's loyal generals will asume command as it says in the manual. 135. Skippy isn't allowed to throw away his weapons and shout "flee, flee, flee" at the first sighting of an opposing military presence. 136. If given an order to spy deep into enemy territory it is asumed such involves taking note of the enemy's defensive and offensive capabilities, not the local nightlife.
Argonel 11-15-04, 10:44 AM	137. Skippy is not allowed to use Prestidigitation to alter the color or flavor of anything, not the warforged, the food and especially not Miss Bunny. 140. Addendum Skippy is not allowed to use any spells or magic. That includes but is not limited to Arcane spells, Divine magic, Artificer infusions, Voodoo, and saying booga booga the bad ones are gonna get ya.
MarkB 11-15-04, 10:54 AM	138. The purpose of diplomatic delegations is to forge lasting friendships with representatives of foreign nations. No variant of the charm person spell has any place in this process. 139. Nor may such spells be employed upon officers, cadets, support staff or mascots.
ImmortalBlueMage 11-15-04, 11:22 AM	92. Teaching the men to sing "Where there's a whip there's a way..." will carry sharp repricussions. Props to anyone who knows where # 92 came from. Where there's a whip There's a way Where there's a whip There's a way Left, right, left, right, left Where there's a whip there's a way Left right! Orcish marching songs, simple but catchy.
ImmortalBlueMage 11-15-04, 02:38 PM	140. Sharn is commonly known as "The City of Towers", NOT "The City of Suicide Jumpers". 141. When asked for strategic input, any response involving the phrase "Kill the officers, steal the ships, and set out for the Principalities" shall be met with a STRICT reprimand. 142. Overnight camping trips to the Talenta Plains are not to be made at the army's expense. 143. Especially not with new recruits along. 144. Especially not to play "Pin the tail on the Clawfoot" as part of their "initiation".
JDubTrafficGod 11-15-04, 02:56 PM	Where there's a whip There's a way Where there's a whip There's a way Left, right, left, right, left Where there's a whip there's a way Left right! Orcish marching songs, simple but catchy. ...cause the Lord of the Nazgul says Hey Hey Hey... or some such variation, haven't heard it in years. Had an old PC follower of Tempus who taught the chant to about 50,000 warriors, was a hilarious in game moment. And for those of you who are wondering its a song in the original animated lord of the rings. Mad props to Blue. 145. The Queen Aundair should not be referred to as 'The pretty Wench with the small country' in any company.
ImmortalBlueMage 11-15-04, 03:30 PM	Been wanting to work that song into a game for years, but I can't carry a tune (which I realize might make it even funnier, but also prevents me from wanting to try it). There were a couple of catchy tunes from that flick, but really, the singing as a whole just seemed very out of place (except for Where There's A Whip, that made sense cuz it was a marching song, lots of armies had that sort of thing) and awkward. Plus the Hobbit songs were just awful. Anyway, keeping on the subject: 146. Living Flaming Spheres are not a good way to "liven up the nightly cookout".
gaerfindel 11-15-04, 04:53 PM	147. Skippy is not to ask the Xen'Drik drow dignitaries "How did you get so sunburned?" 148. Skippy is not to ask the Xen'Drik giants, "How's the air up there?" 149. Skippy is not to ask Cyclopseans, "What happened to the other eye?" 150. Skippy is not to command warforged soldiers to "roll out." That is the job of the red coloured 'forged wearing the blue leftenant's helmet. 151. Skippy is not to play card or board games with dragons. It is neither safe nor wise. 152. If Skippy does do something as stupid as play card or board games with dragons, he is not to accuse them of cheating; esspecially is the dragons are cheating. 153. Asking a visitig Lhazar prince if he's Captain Jack Sparrow is in poor taste and thus not allowed. 154. Referring to Lhesh Haruuc as "that ugly brute with the honkin' big butcher knife", or any such similar remark, shall be punishable by Skippy repeating said comment to the Warlord's face. 155. Attempting to bribe the Watch Commander by means of sexual favours is not permitted. I don't care how cute she is. 156. Attempting to bribe me with sexual favours is not permitted. Meet me later in the old wine cellar to discuss your punishment.
RatFlail OF DOOM!!!! 11-15-04, 09:33 PM	156. Mordain is not your new best friend 157. Skippy can not play tag with his fellow warforged USING A HAMMER OF SMITING 158. Skippy is not allowed to ride a black dragon butt naked no matter how cool that would be. 159. the silver flame is not a lighter 160. Halfings are not mounts 161. its never okay to pull down the king of brelands pants 162. The lord of blades IS NOT A TOY
robertliguori 11-15-04, 10:31 PM	163. The Warforged unit cannot combine into a Warforged Titan. 164. I am not authorized to use, own, or design warforged components. 165. I do not grant spells to divine spellcasters. 166. My performance of the Safety Dance does not magically inspire heroism in the troops. 167. Am not to insult the Warforged Juggernaut's mother.
EvilSkippy 11-15-04, 11:04 PM	Wow. I am flattered. I've never heard of this particular campaign setting before today so I am confused by much of this list. The parts I understood where funny. And #92 is from "The Return of the King" cartoon. What are these "Props" and where might I collect them? SKippy
ChronosCrow 11-16-04, 04:33 AM	Wow. I am flattered. I've never heard of this particular campaign setting before today so I am confused by much of this list. The parts I understood where funny. And #92 is from "The Return of the King" cartoon. What are these "Props" and where might I collect them? SKippy Oh cool, I had wondered if someone was going to email Skippy and tell him about this. A lot of these comments are really keyed into the world so they'd all have to be explained, but I can do something. Eberron is the winning campaign world in Wizards "Create your world and we just might publish it" contest. 11,000 submitted and Keith Baker's world Eberron got in. I suppose 'props' just means the guy would really like anyone that could figure out his quotes. THough I've seen a few people with 'cookies' and they seem to mean the same thing, but you put them in your signature, so I'm really interested into how I can get my hands on my own cookie. The most common reference amonst the list is the 'warforged.' Warforged are constructs that look a heck of a lot like medival robots, but they're not b/c they're 'made with magic' and not made with computers. Some peopel still call them robots anyways. Other new races include the shifter's which are like lycanthropes just watered down, kalashtar which are a little harder to explain; kal are human looking, but they're a lot more mystical than that and then the changelings which are like Dopplegangers just watered down some. A lot of the other stuff like Vol are tied into the new religon's of the world. 168. Skippy shouldn't try to dismantle a warforged "because he's got all this metal, so there's must be something that keeps him running" 169. Also don't do the above because skippy is not an artificer.
TranquilDarkness 11-16-04, 05:35 AM	170. Bolting together the feet of a 'forged cannot be considered 'helping him to adjust'. 171. Kalashtar cannot be split into a human and waste. So it should not even be tried.. 172. Attaching a weapon to a 'forged with the use of glue is another example of 'not helping'.
MarkB 11-16-04, 05:50 AM	173. Warforged do not have a 'groinal socket', nor are there any attached or embedded components in existence which utilise such a slot. House Cannith have confirmed this. 174. This goes for any other orifice below chest level.
JDubTrafficGod 11-16-04, 06:02 AM	I suppose 'props' just means the guy would really like anyone that could figure out his quotes. THough I've seen a few people with 'cookies' and they seem to mean the same thing, but you put them in your signature, so I'm really interested into how I can get my hands on my own cookie. Hmm... Can't give you a cookie, instead here's a :chicken: for being the first person to get the "Where there's a Whip" reference. 175. Crashing an airship into a bad guy, regardless of who he is pick-pocketing, is not considered ingenuitive use of technology. 176. Nor is throwing a Warforged from the ship as a bomb. 177. Nor is throwing a Schema from the ship. 178. Note: Throwing anything from an airship, unless ordered by a higher up in command, shall not be tolerated. 179. Skippy you may not assume command of the ship becuase you think the Captain is doing a bad job.
JDubTrafficGod 11-16-04, 06:58 AM	180. Encouraging Warforged to make their slam attacks using their groins is not acceptable. 181. Do not tell Vol she is pretty, even if you think so.
ChronosCrow 11-16-04, 07:04 AM	Hmm... Can't give you a cookie, instead here's a :chicken: for being the first person to get the "Where there's a Whip" reference. Wait, I didn't get that reference, it was someone else. Hoeveeeeer, I'm stealingit anways. Thanks a bundle ^_^
Alexius D'Cannith 11-16-04, 07:46 AM	182. Soverign Glue is not for use in reataching limbs 183. The fire Elemental in the Airship does not need 'a quick run around free for exercise' 184. The armour spikes on the warforged are for combat purposes only 185. Food fights and throwing them at the ceiling to see if they stick not being considered combat
JDubTrafficGod 11-16-04, 08:41 AM	Wait, I didn't get that reference, it was someone else. Hoeveeeeer, I'm stealingit anways. Thanks a bundle ^_^ Wait... Blah... I can't take back the chicken... Hmm heres your official tag thingy... "Here's a :chicken: cause I screwed up and forgot how to read." 186. You may not declare the barracks as its own sovereign country with you as its leader.
Killerring 11-16-04, 08:55 AM	The Where theres a whip theres a way song is also in a book titled Grunts. Its hilarious good versus evil and all that jazz but its from the orcs view very funny older so not sure if its the origonal source of the song. It might just be very similar. 187. Skippy is not nor shall ever be the king of cyre thrane or any other nation without the extinction of all other life. addendum- Skippy may not go about causing said extinction.
Lina_Inverse 11-16-04, 09:15 AM	188.skippy is not allowed to purge the keeper,even if a lyncanthorpe DID breakinto her chambers and DID maul her.
Argonel 11-16-04, 10:01 AM	189. The Horrid wolf is an animal companion, not a pet. Do not taunt it with steaks. Or go ahead and taunt it, but don't complain if it eats right out of your hand. (or leg or closest appendage) 190. Skippy is not a Ranger or a Druid and cannot have an animal companion. There will be no horrid sheep allowed in the Barracks for any reason.
Argonel 11-16-04, 10:08 AM	Dopplepost
RadicalTaoist 11-16-04, 02:55 PM	191. Staff of Time Stop...Just....NO!!!
EvilSkippy 11-16-04, 06:19 PM	The Where theres a whip theres a way song is also in a book titled Grunts. Its hilarious good versus evil and all that jazz but its from the orcs view very funny older so not sure if its the origonal source of the song. It might just be very similar. I think the version in grunts was a tribute to the cartoon. It was written in 95, and the cartoon is from the late 70s early 80.
aelryinth 11-16-04, 09:41 PM	DOOOOOOOOM The Cracks of DOOOOOOOOOM. The Pillars of Fiiiiiiiire. The Fires of DOOOOOOOOOOM. :) ==Aelryinth
Aris Stormdragon 11-17-04, 04:31 AM	193. Skippy shall quit reassuring his squadmates that they don't have to worry about trolls during the day, as they would turn to stone in the sunlight. This is obviously not true, and the Lord Commander would like to know where Skippy obtained this information. Frodo, of the Nine Fingers, and the Ring of Doom. Why does he have Nine Fingers? Where is the Ring of Doom? Those three cartoons were classics, IMHO, no matter what the critics say.
JDubTrafficGod 11-17-04, 06:33 AM	The animated movies 'The Hobbit' was made in the late 70's, and the cartoon version of 'Lord of the Rings' was filmed in 1980 I think. Regardless, some of the songs recorded here are classic and the movie should be rented, or bought, simply for the soundtrack. Keep in mind some other songs are horrible to the point of nausea. 194. Skippy does not have insane mental prowess, and even if he does, he is not to use his mental prowess as a threat to superior officers. 195. All Badgers, Bunnies, and Squirrels are not agents of the Keeper. Though some may be his Agents, it is up to the higher Ranks to determine this, not soldier themselves. 196. Skippy is not to lead, inspire, or otherwise cause a crusade against Badgers, Bunnies, or Squirrels.
Save-vs-DM 11-17-04, 07:46 AM	197. Skippy is not to self potions of love to the new recruits under the guise that they are potions of heroism. 198. This goes double when they've been two month's without leave. 199. The military graveyard is not Skippys "build your own undead army kit." 200. Skippy will not utter the phrase "life's a hitch you son of a Lich" ever again. 201. Even if he really is the son of a Lich. 202. Skippy will not sell "premium Cyran property rights" to the new recruits. 203. Skippy's wand of grease is a not to be used for recreational purposes. It is official military equipment. 204. Skippy will not sell cursed items as "slighly irregular magic items" to the new recruits. 205. Skippy will not use his wand of silence his commanding officers. 206. Skippy will not infrom the new recruits that Thelanis is a great place to "meet loose women." 207. Skippy does not get to become the commander simply because he has the leadership feat. 208. Skippy does not have lycanthropy, and thus will not be excused from guard duty each full moon because he "represents a danger to the other guards." 209. Skippy will not scry on the women personal when they are bathing. 210. In fact, Skippy is not allowed to use divination magic of any sort. 211. Skippy will not requisition Nightwood ale on a "chain of command basis." 212. Skippy will not inform the new recruits that the Madstone grants endless wishes to anyone who touches it. 213. Skippy will not refer to the other humans as "round eyed, stubby eared short lifers." Hah! 213! Mad props on the Red Dwarf reference MarkB Cheers, SvD
MarkB 11-17-04, 08:16 AM	Hah! 213! :clap: Mad props on the Red Dwarf reference MarkB I wondered if anyone would catch the Kryten reference. :) Here, have a :cookie:
JDubTrafficGod 11-17-04, 02:41 PM	Bored out of my mind. Going a little insane from too much 'where theres a whip' being sung in my head. And the top five players of the post are: 1) Alexius D'Cannith: 10 posts 2) Stone_Dog: 8 3) JDubTrafficGod: 7 4) ChronosCrow: 6 5) MarkB: 5 Two dead :chicken:s for each of you.
ChronosCrow 11-17-04, 02:44 PM	4) ChronosCrow: 6 Wo!