An anagramatical ananlysis of Khorvaire. [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Bluebrush

11-13-05, 08:01 AM
Now clearly, there are a lot of mysteries behind Khorvaire, but thanks to this mysterious oracle (http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/) the mysteries are solved!

For instance, what would you find on the peak of the lake of fire volcano in the DEMON WASTES?
-STEAMED SNOW
Huh, unsurprising.

And what is the primary export of the SHADOW MARCHES?
-A MARSH HEWS COD
I don't know if you actually hew fish, but that's what the oracle told me.
Maybe the orcs have found a way of doing it.

Also, how did BRELAND keep it's edge in manufacturing during the war?
-LAB NERD
Hmm... Maybe Merrix d'Cannith had something to do with it. He seems the kinda nerdily obsessive type.

It is when we come to the ELDEEN REACHES that things get interesting, as we ask who sparked it's seperation from Aundair:
-A SECEDER HELEN
Interesting. And who exactly is this Helen?
-A CHEESE LENDER
Huh. Some kind of... dairy farm... banker.
Perhaps house Kundrak is involved.

Can anyone else gain some insight from this perplexing oracle?
jknevitt

11-13-05, 12:17 PM
Just what does go on in that harem?
- KING KAIUS THE THIRD: Trust a high kink idea

Proof that our favorite Warforged is really Bulwark:
- LORD OF BLADES: A bold old serf

Well, we knew that:
- ERANDIS D'VOL: Darn Vol dies

Where do Eldeen Reaches criminals go to hide?
-ORDER OF THE EMERALD CLAW: A wort or elm cad fled here

They may be old, but they're bright:
-MORGRAVE UNIVERSITY: Smarter veiny vigour

And finally, a very fitting one for our friends in the Demon Wastes:
-LORDS OF DUST: Odd lost furs
Tarionz_Cousin

11-15-05, 11:12 PM
How does the DREAMING DARK plot out their schemes?
-A DENMARK GRID
I don’t know what that is, but it sounds…Danishly sinister.

And what about HOUSE MEDANI? What services do they offer?
- OH IDEA MENUS

What does HOUSE THARASHK want off that menu?
-STEAK HASH HOUR
That doesn’t sound too bad, but why will it take an hour to eat it?

And where did the first DRAGONMARK come from?
-RANK RAM DOG
Pew! I can smell that animal from here. No wonder they buried the origins in secrecy.
The Brat Prince

11-16-05, 04:40 AM
What shall QUEEN AURALA of Aundair usher in if she takes over Khorvaire?
- A Unequal Era
Damn her and her poor grammar (and possibly genocidal tendencies)

What does the LoBster get up to in THE MOURNLAND?
- Mean Lord Hunt
Apparently one of his Juggernauts with a low INT told us this...
Ibbins

12-04-05, 11:46 AM
What, actually, is THE DRACONIC PROPHECY?
-A concerted hip-hop cry.

So, the Chamber is a bunch of rappers...?
Decree Of Boredom

12-04-05, 05:24 PM
What is the CITY OF TOWERS' ultimate answer?
-Forty Two Ices

Who brought about the DAY OF MOURNING?
-I, A Fudgy Mr. Noon

What do those things artificers make with CRAFT HOMUNCULUS do?
-Clutch a Fun Rum So

Where was ELEMENTAL BINDING invented?
-A Elm Inn Bed--Tingle!

What's the best use for a CREATION FORGE?
-Reinforce a 'Tog
Thwyvylyn

12-04-05, 08:35 PM
What Erandis of House Vol wishes had happened

LOVE OH US
KP91

12-04-05, 08:49 PM
What rings of bound elementals go the fastest when bound by the GNOMES OF ZILARGO?

LEAF RINGS GO ZOOM