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Pallis 12-24-04, 02:23 AM	‘Twas The Night Before Christmas …and all through Sharn nobody stirred…though the seething bad guys waiting patiently in the shadows of the lower wards kept checking their watches and wishing the traditional ‘non stirring’ period would soon be over… …yet sightings leaked to the Sharn Inquisitive reveal that a peculiar red robed figure has been spotted weaving through the starlit upper heights on a soarsled driven by hippogriffs, bells merrily jangling as presents are unloaded to those who’ve been good all year round. …which unfortunately discounts most of those in Firelight District! They’ve been particularly naughty… So, the Sharn Inquisitive is paying handsomely for a confirmed identification of this mysterious benevolent gift-giver. Just who could this be? (and if it actually is Santa, what would his stats, skills and feats be…?) Merry Christmas everyone!!! :pint:
Save-vs-DM 12-24-04, 02:30 AM	And a happy Haunika and a Merry Kwanzaa! Cheers, SvD
Marshall Stone 12-24-04, 02:58 AM	‘Twas The Night Before Christmas …and all through Sharn nobody stirred…though the seething bad guys waiting patiently in the shadows of the lower wards kept checking their watches and wishing the traditional ‘non stirring’ period would soon be over… …yet sightings leaked to the Sharn Inquisitive reveal that a peculiar red robed figure has been spotted weaving through the starlit upper heights on a soarsled driven by hippogriffs, bells merrily jangling as presents are unloaded to those who’ve been good all year round. …which unfortunately discounts most of those in Firelight District! They’ve been particularly naughty… So, the Sharn Inquisitive is paying handsomely for a confirmed identification of this mysterious benevolent gift-giver. Just who could this be? (and if it actually is Santa, what would his stats, skills and feats be…?) Merry Christmas everyone!!! :pint: HAH! That was great. When you mention that bit about Santa's Stats I can't help but think of the Futurama version of Santa Claus wherein Santa is a deranged robot that puts everyone on the Naughty List and that people barr thier doors against so that he won't blow them up. So.... Santa Claus: Warforged with Red Colorization and Admantine Body Feat Artificer, Level ??? Alignment: Chaotic Good/Evil; Disorder as a result from the War. Equipment: Soarsled; Hippogriffs; Merrily Jangling Bells; Several Bags of Holding Largest Type, Portable Holes, and Hewards Handy Haversacks; and "Gifts", clockwork automatons for those on the Nice List :cheer: , and instead of coal for those on the Naughty list, explosive alchemist fire! :smirk: Feliz Navidad!!! Y Buen Ano Nuevo!!!
AvonRekaes 12-24-04, 03:57 AM	Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas! (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/article.asp?x=dnd/dx20011222x) Now someone just needs to update him for 3.5...
Grynn 12-24-04, 11:04 AM	HAH! That was great. When you mention that bit about Santa's Stats I can't help but think of the Futurama version of Santa Claus wherein Santa is a deranged robot that puts everyone on the Naughty List and that people barr thier doors against so that he won't blow them up. So.... "XMas is about bringing people together, not blowing them apart!" and "Oh, no! It's the real Santa Claus! Get 'im Jesus!" "I help those who help themselves!"
Pallis 12-24-04, 02:40 PM	So...Santa's a (possibly) deranged warforged, huh? Curse the Cannith house for building such a travesty. And as for Santa's elves...those Valenar certainly don't meet with the traditional image from fireside tales. *shudder* :shocked:
MrFilthyIke 12-24-04, 02:51 PM	"You've been very naughty, Bender" http://www.geocities.com/futurama_cuts/pic00500_Santa.jpg