Post/Author/DateTime	Post
PoeticJustice 08-03-05, 11:11 AM	"DARE to be Dreamlily free!" Olladra made Wine so that Aundair wouldn't take over Khorvaire. My other Airship is clean
Radkres 08-03-05, 11:26 AM	Our money and our Son went to Morgrave University Get closer I am loading my crossbow. I <3 gnomes they tastes like chicken.
LewisLlynn 08-03-05, 11:34 AM	If you can read this, we're all gonna die. We aren't half-elves, we're LYRANDAR!!! Proud Flamer My other ride is a teleport spell. (This thread is great, what an idea! :rofl: )
MarkB 08-03-05, 12:48 PM	A bow sticker rather than a bumper sticker: If you can read this you're flying too slow
Bluebrush 08-03-05, 12:49 PM	I went to Xen'Drik and all I got was this giant bumper sticker. Do not remove. This is a load bearing sticker. Shift happens. I hover for Zilargo Tal. Friends don't let friends on board if they have an aberrant mark of feather falling. Adamantine five year old on board. Captain does not carry in excess of twenty soverigns. My other airship is fire-powered. Rail travel is for losers. Hail if you like lighning bolts. This ship is protected by a Kundrak alarm effect.
Ithamar 08-03-05, 12:59 PM	My boss is a Thranish carpenter. (I know it doesn't really fit, but it sounded funny.)
Kaverael 08-03-05, 01:25 PM	"Captain, I think we need a bigger ship" "Teleport me up Scotty" "My Ring of Fire is bigger than yours" "Why go by Rail, when you can get high" "Watch for falling abberants" "This airship protected by Gnome Artificers"
Fraction Jackson 08-03-05, 01:26 PM	It has to be said. "I brake for no one" /end Spaceballs Quote
eca 08-03-05, 01:39 PM	Legalize necromancy!
Earthbinder 08-03-05, 01:40 PM	Cannith do it with warforged Jorasco do it for love and profit Vandalis do it with animals Orien do it overnight Ghallanda invite others to do it at their house You don't see Thuranni doing it Medani tell you whos doing it Denieth stop others from doing it to you Kundarak do it safely Sivis do it with words Lyrandar are the best at doing it with airships
ralixgaudreau 08-03-05, 01:45 PM	Windwright Captains do it in the air. Look out below! Keep On Flyin' You can have my eternal wand of fireball when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
CzarGarrett 08-03-05, 01:46 PM	I break for Daelkyr I <3 Sharn What happens in Lhazzaer, stays in Lhazzaer
PoeticJustice 08-03-05, 01:54 PM	Stab 'em all, let Dol Arrah sort 'em out! Happiness is being married to Karrn!
Radkres 08-03-05, 02:52 PM	My Child was Inmate of the Moth at Dreadhold You’ve entered Wand Country. Save a cow, eat a Druid. This Airship is a status Symbol it symbolizes me being poor. edit Month This tells you to reread before posting.
Bluebrush 08-03-05, 03:41 PM	My Child was Inmate of the Moth at Dreadhold This evokes some weird mental images.
Majorafire77 08-03-05, 04:45 PM	Wide Load
Altaris13 08-03-05, 06:31 PM	"Magebred Sheep Don't Dodge"
makeshiftwings 08-03-05, 07:12 PM	"What would Jaela do?" "Olladra is my copilot"
Euangelion 08-03-05, 10:49 PM	"How's my flying? Proceed to Sivis Message Stone and contact Safety Inspector Tharic d'Lyrandar, Sharn Lyrandar Enclave, reference Airship Star Pilgrim." (in very small letters, of course) Also: "Courtesan manager my ride!" Then there's the sticker on the hull next to the fire elemental ring: "Contents may be hot"
mhacdebhandia 08-03-05, 11:35 PM	Cyre - Love It But Leave It, You Don't Have A Choice Anyway
LugWrench 08-04-05, 12:21 AM	"Caution: Wide right turns" "If you cant see my mirrors, I cant see you." Or what about one of those slow-vehicle triangles....... "Official Sharn Watch B.A.I.T. airship." (Vancouver residents know) And the ever popular reclining woman sillouhette that you usually seen on semi mudflaps.
Edymnion 08-04-05, 01:02 AM	"Do not point at many people place." Sorry, very bad japanglish translation I found on an air pistol a while back. I think it fits here though :D
Old Sage 08-04-05, 01:34 AM	It has to be said. "I brake for no one" /end Spaceballs QuoteThat is exactly what I was thinking -- but it was actually "We break for nobody" :D.
Save-vs-DM 08-04-05, 02:15 AM	If you can read this you're in range of my fireball. All i have now Cheers, Save vs DM
dracogen 08-04-05, 02:46 AM	Don't worry, I'm Brelish My other ship is a dragon
ILL34GL3 08-04-05, 03:12 AM	W Because people who live in a fiction-laden fantasy land like to sport a 'W' sticker for some reason.
Guide D'Jorasco 08-04-05, 03:13 AM	"Proud parent of an honor roll student. Morgraive University" "My kid can beat up your honor roll student. Rekkenmark Military Academy" Magic or Arrow damage sticker "bullet" holes. That's all I have right now.
ImmortalBlueMage 08-04-05, 05:01 AM	"Xen'drik or bust." "Watch for keelhauled shipmates." "If your pegasus s#%&s on my deck you'd better have Evasion."
RagingDemon 08-04-05, 05:04 AM	"Baby" on board :D :D :D
Just another user 08-04-05, 05:46 AM	Cannith do it with warforged Phiarlan do it in the shadows. If you can read this you are within the range of my explosive runes
dracogen 08-04-05, 05:49 AM	Blood of Vol does it with zombies(dishes that is)
Gillecu 08-04-05, 10:36 AM	"Caution: Airship Pilot only carries 20gp worth of (arrows/bolts/sling bullets)." "Caution: This airship is equipped with a flaming ballista and a trigger happy helmsman." "If you are close enough to read this, you're within range of my ballista." :D :dancin: This is fun! :devil: :bounce: :heehee
MrFilthyIke 08-04-05, 11:32 AM	"Airhorn boke, watch for Bigby's Giant Finger" or something close to that. :)
ENHenry 08-04-05, 12:33 PM	"My Warforged beat up your honor student" "I am the Fury's beeyatch." "That which does not kill me... is gonna get someone's butt kicked."
MrFilthyIke 08-04-05, 12:48 PM	Xen'drik first!! We'll strip mine the other continents of dragonshards later" I wouldn't be caught dead with the Blood of Vol. Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal. Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder. Make yourself at home .....clean my galley. Kalashtar Help wanted: you know where to apply.
AntiSean 08-04-05, 12:54 PM	"Save the Feral Winged Umbral Celestial Half-Dragon Legendary Dire Whales!" "If eternal wands are outlawed, only outlaws will have eternal wands." "If this airship is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!" "Changelings do it undercover." "If you had cast teleport, you'd be home by now!" "Ask me about my ancestors." (seen on airships with Valenar license plates flying slowly with a port-side everbright lantern blinking on and off) "Don't mess with Breland."
PoeticJustice 08-04-05, 01:20 PM	This Bear doesn't run Watch for falling stow-a-ways Dreamlily, Nightwood Ale, or a Changeling, nobody rides of free!
LugWrench 08-04-05, 02:01 PM	"Your nation sucks" "taxation -with- representation isnt so hot, either." "STUDENT DRIVER"
Cutlass 08-04-05, 02:26 PM	Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here. Don't laugh, it's paid for. Lyrander are great leaders. You're following one. Before therapy, I was a serious a**hole. But I'm comfortable with that now. Never mind the dog, beware of the owner's warforged.
AntiSean 08-04-05, 02:38 PM	"Dragonhawks may soar, but fiendish dire weasels don't get sucked into elemental rings."
MrFilthyIke 08-04-05, 03:02 PM	Don't laugh, your daughter may be in here. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
ImmortalBlueMage 08-04-05, 07:02 PM	"Support our Warforged!" "Support out Karnathi Dead!" "Before you cut me off, remember I'm a Gnome, I've probably got something on you."
Thrincold 08-04-05, 07:19 PM	Meddle not in the Draconic Prophicies, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. (had to be done) Halflings do it with dinos If you can read this I've already fired... Hazardous magical waste diamond Flamers do it with silver fire
Kid SixXx 08-04-05, 07:44 PM	"Join the Cult of the Dragon Below: We don't suffer from insanity. We enjoy every minute of it." "The Karnnathi Army: We make re-enlistmant easy."
Kinger 08-04-05, 07:44 PM	Denieth stop others from doing it to you I would have thought: Denieth do it with protection Also: - The Dreaming Dark do it without you ever knowing (And you can replace Dreaming Dark with Chamber, Aurum, Lords of Dust, or what have you) - Rogues do it from behind (credit to Penny Arcade) - Barbarians do it when angry - Rangers do it in the Wild - My Sorceror beat up your Wizard - The Meek shall inherit the Earth, so start sucking up to those Gnomes! - WWLoBD? - If you can read this, my Explosive Runes are about to go off - I brake for Dragons, but only because they're bigger than me - If this light is blinking, call some Adventurers
PoeticJustice 08-04-05, 08:17 PM	In really small text: I prepared explosive runes today Thank you OotS
Bluebrush 08-04-05, 08:45 PM	"You don't have to be mad to work here, in fact it's a distinct advantage if you're not blithering about being Karrn the conquerer while in control of several tons of flaming soarwood."
Edymnion 08-04-05, 10:56 PM	If you're close enough to read this, I can hit my brakes and board you.
NekoWorldOrder 08-05-05, 11:33 PM	*picture of a cartoon vampire shrugging* D'Vol? D'UH! I support seperation of church and hate *for a Shifter opposed to Thrane* The Traveller is my co-pilot; I suggest you watch where I'm going.
Grug the Just 08-06-05, 10:43 PM	Forget the bumber stickers one huge Yosemite Sam mudflap is all I'll need.
Grug the Just 08-06-05, 10:49 PM	"This ship isn't protected by THE club, but it sure as hell is protected by A club."
PoeticJustice 08-07-05, 02:28 AM	Low levels NOW Low levels TOMORROW Low levels FOREVER
Aris Stormdragon 08-07-05, 09:43 AM	*A picture of the Cyran flag, crossed out* You lost. Get over it. Don't hail the airship...the helmsman is trying to sleep. Get in...sit down...hold on...SHUT UP. Dreamlily leads nowhere...but it's the scenic route. Be nice to gnomes...you'll probably end up working for one. It's MY world...you're just flying through it. All your base are belong to us. I found Aureon...he was behind the couch the whole time. Friends help you move...REAL friends help you move bodies. Wheee! :dancin:
Full Quiver 08-07-05, 03:04 PM	Keep hailing... we're reloading the flaming ballista. Kyber on Rings (for the Faithful Flamers) One Nation Under The Flame Flame Bless Thrane (one for a kalastar pilot) I hear voices in my head and they say they don't like you.
Aneul 08-07-05, 04:29 PM	"Supporting Lycanthroy Awareness and Rehabilitation" (With convienient magnetic "Extermination" sticker to be placed over "Rehabilitation" when flying in Thrane!) "My other ride's a Clawfoot"
Ogre4Hire 08-07-05, 04:42 PM	Reachers do it in the bush. Invisible Attack Wyvern in back seat. If you can read this, you're in range. My horn is of the Blasting variety.
Brastan 08-07-05, 05:00 PM	"We brake for no one." "CAUTION this airship makes wide right turns." (http://www.flickr.com/photos/juggernautco/2626831/in/set-65960/) (modifying LugWrench's slightly) "UNMARKED HELMSMAN"
Rapid_Fire 08-07-05, 11:27 PM	"Wands don't kill people, I kill people!" A picture of Calvin peeing on one of the house symbols. "What Would Vol Do?" "Follow me to Velvet's"
LugWrench 08-08-05, 01:51 AM	Warning: Ships mage warps time and space in his general vicinity. *a bumper sticker with dragon-shaped 'kill' icons on it* Experimental Zillargo Stealth Airship. You didnt see anything.
NekoWorldOrder 08-08-05, 02:18 AM	Tweaking Rapid Fire's a bit for a blastificer... "Wands don't kill people, Twinned Enlarged Maximized Fireballs kill people!" And for a proud Karrn soldier... "I have but two life's to give to my country!"
nyysjan 08-08-05, 05:11 AM	Lady Vampires really know how to suck :P Adopt a Griffin Will break for Harpies Blood of the Vol really know how to kill a party... and still keep it going on
Just another user 08-08-05, 05:45 AM	Dreaming Dark do it in your dreams Druids do it with animals (and with wildshape that is a distinct possibity, I wonder if some red light district in Sharm have some druid/druidess willing to work for some clients with very particolar tastes? :uh-huh: ) If you can read this our invisibility spells expired
Sereno 08-08-05, 10:14 AM	Step away from the Message Station and DRIVE!
Guide D'Jorasco 08-08-05, 10:34 AM	"My Warforged could beat your Warforged up." "Legalize Dreamlily" "ALE- Helping ugly people have sex since 600!" "The Silver Flame Loves you: Everyone else thinks you're an *******" "Take Revenge, **** on a Dragonhawk!" "Save a Dragonhawk, Eat an Aundarian" I so want Mirror Dice on my Airship...lol
MrFilthyIke 08-08-05, 05:30 PM	Or we need a Pimp my Airship thread. :cool:
Cutlass 08-08-05, 06:01 PM	I so want Mirror Dice on my Airship...lol No, no, no! :rant: Don't you halflings know anything? :) The dice MUST be fuzzy. The helm must consist of a piece of chain welded into the form of a medium sized circle (about half the diameter of a normal ship's helm). The airship must be capable of operating with varying trim settings so as to be able to alternately raise and lower the bow and the stern. A couple of the deckhands must be attractive females whose uniforms are somewhat scantier than good taste normally allows for. Then once you have those minimal requirements taken care of you can start with the real customization :D
Euangelion 08-09-05, 02:21 AM	No, no, no! :rant: Don't you halflings know anything? :) The dice MUST be fuzzy. The helm must consist of a piece of chain welded into the form of a medium sized circle (about half the diameter of a normal ship's helm). The airship must be capable of operating with varying trim settings so as to be able to alternately raise and lower the bow and the stern. A couple of the deckhands must be attractive females whose uniforms are somewhat scantier than good taste normally allows for. Then once you have those minimal requirements taken care of you can start with the real customization :D Don't forget the necklace holding a little statue of Tira Miron hanging off the rearview mirror.
Guide D'Jorasco 08-09-05, 04:19 AM	No, no, no! :rant: Don't you halflings know anything? :) The dice MUST be fuzzy. The helm must consist of a piece of chain welded into the form of a medium sized circle (about half the diameter of a normal ship's helm). The airship must be capable of operating with varying trim settings so as to be able to alternately raise and lower the bow and the stern. A couple of the deckhands must be attractive females whose uniforms are somewhat scantier than good taste normally allows for. Then once you have those minimal requirements taken care of you can start with the real customization :D We halflings know a lot, we also know how to ride dinosaurs..want to meet my Clawfoot face to face? heh. I assumed you guys meant fuzzy dice...lol
dracogen 08-09-05, 04:26 AM	Bah... My airship is green with a big bad red dragon painted on the hull. It is fitted with some of the finest furs from he Eldeen reaches as the upholstery and has a set of four moving image crystals on board. Also included is the platinum steering wheel with diamonds and rubies. And in casr you get any stupid ideas, my half-brother is the biggest, meanest and nastiest half-elf you have evr seen. And he works for me as my driver.
Cutlass 08-09-05, 02:17 PM	We halflings know a lot, we also know how to ride dinosaurs..want to meet my Clawfoot face to face? heh. I assumed you guys meant fuzzy dice...lol Chuckle :) The rearview mirror is what you normally hang the fuzzy dice from. However, given that I have also seen dice that were mirrored as opposed to fuzzy and your context wasn't clear ... As to your clawfoot, no problem, I'll just bring my toys from D20 Modern, some barbecue sauce and a grill :D
Guide D'Jorasco 08-09-05, 03:12 PM	Oh I---well did you know my Clawfoot was also VOLTRON!!!! lol
Cutlass 08-09-05, 04:22 PM	Oh I---well did you know my Clawfoot was also VOLTRON!!!! lol Well, I usally do like a little iron in my diet, but I don't think the barbecue sauce I've got would tenderize him sufficiently. Darn, I was hoping it would taste as good as alligator tail. So, I guess your mount is safe, for now :D
Ogre4Hire 08-09-05, 07:48 PM	"Don't be a Pinhead." "Boycott Karnnath." "Keep honking, I'm still casting." "I'm Brelish and I vote!" "Driver only carries 2000 Gold in +1 Ammunition." And then there's hull-stamping...
LugWrench 08-10-05, 04:20 AM	Maybe a few 'fake fireball scorching's, like the fake bullet holes you see. "**** off a liberal, buy an Eternal Wand."
PoeticJustice 08-10-05, 03:00 PM	Real men love Tira Alternate: Real men are Flamers
MrFilthyIke 08-10-05, 04:54 PM	Or would it just be a silvered arrow head, like the Hay-seuss fish you see on cars here in the States? :)
dracogen 08-11-05, 01:09 AM	Draconic prophecy is my roadmap...next stop Argonessen!
Guide D'Jorasco 08-11-05, 01:15 AM	Maybe a few 'fake fireball scorching's, like the fake bullet holes you see. Magic or Arrow damage sticker "bullet" holes. I already submitted that idea :-)
anarco_rata 08-11-05, 10:41 AM	I survived the day of mourn i prepared explosive runes this morning (boom) nevermind the traveller, beware my wrath (quote from my game) Morgrave university '49 class We curse in draconic halfling aboard
LugWrench 08-11-05, 05:08 PM	School Bus
MrFilthyIke 08-11-05, 05:10 PM	School Bus That makes me wonder, is there a "short airship"?? ;)
Radkres 08-11-05, 05:53 PM	My elemental doesn't like you! This Airship is protected by Xenon’s Iron Defenders. Yes! This is my fathers Airship. Watch out for falling passengers.
Wren 08-11-05, 10:49 PM	How about: "If you tailgate I'll flick a fireball at your bow." "Fly closer, I need to check my breaks anyway." "Air Elementals blow, Fire Elementals all the way!" more as I create them...
Enforcer1 08-15-05, 06:23 PM	:bump:
LugWrench 08-16-05, 12:55 AM	This Airship makes frequent stops. United Parcel Sivis. or one of those dippy R-type stickers.
Gillecu 08-16-05, 08:53 AM	Seen on a Zil airship: " I know what you did."
Enforcer1 08-16-05, 05:39 PM	My catapult is loaded with a mad dwarf. :D
Gillecu 08-17-05, 12:11 AM	My catapult is loaded with a mad dwarf. :D :rofl: ROFLMAO! Sounds like something my party would actually try, but with a rabid Halfling Druid we know fond of turning himself into a bear.
Chiyo 08-17-05, 02:42 PM	"Don't steal. The dragonmarked houses hate competition." "If you miss your warforged slave, reload and try again." "I break for ghosts, invisible stalkers, illusions, and other invisible creatures that only I can see." "Designed by artificer, built by warforged, driven by moron."
LugWrench 08-17-05, 05:00 PM	Baby Dragon On Board
Enforcer1 08-17-05, 05:51 PM	Actually or new party has a halfling druid, but he likes tigers, LOL. "Get closer, my warforged is getting on the catpult" "Warmage with PMS on board" :eek:
Munz 08-17-05, 05:58 PM	I'd rather be fishing.
dracogen 08-18-05, 01:53 AM	Bad habits die hard...And I'm one
Enforcer1 08-18-05, 01:58 AM	I'd rather be fishing. My uncle would like that one, LOL. How about airflaps (can't be mudflaps) with a redhaired dwarf with a wand in each hand and the caption below him saying "Back Off" For those older pilots: "My son is in the Audarian Army" (or any army of your choice) For Karnathi: "My son is in the Karnathi army.....twice"
Salla 08-18-05, 02:37 AM	I Brake For Dragons Like I have a choice. Onatar is my co-pilot But we crashed in Frostfell and I had to eat him to survive. Owning an airship isn't a dream come true ... but then, I'm a kalashtar, how would I know? Built tough. Built Forge Tough.
MarkB 08-18-05, 07:16 AM	"HOW'S MY FLYING? call Sivis message station SHARN-555-754" "DRAGONS BRAKE FOR ME" "NO ACCIDENTAL FATALITIES SINCE 988 990 993 997 998 MOL" "AIR TAX IN POST"
Sereno 08-18-05, 10:14 AM	Not exactly accurate under d20 rules, anymore, but: The Silver Flame Saves ... roll initiative.
anarco_rata 08-18-05, 10:27 AM	mi elemental is bigger than yours. yell if you like cookies
Ravenscroft 08-18-05, 10:33 AM	This Vessel is in a Glidewing Free Zone My Symbol of Death has Permanency Naked Gay Paladins on Board I got my Monolith in Sarlona Ashtakala Serf Club
Fort deadly kick 08-18-05, 10:57 AM	"I prepaired explosive runes today"
Manyfist 08-18-05, 10:57 AM	Caution! Male Changlings on Board! Only One free Ride, every other time it costs you. Male changling prositutes now in Service! Now servicing #.....
Wren 08-22-05, 03:49 PM	"If you can read this, I just wanted to let you know the fireball about to hit you is not personal." "This airship equiped with anti-theft alarm spells." "Back away from the airship, owner will not be responsible for any burns recieved." "Beware, My air elemental kicks up dust." (Trying to think up a good one dealing with a viper alarm system... something dealing with a summon spell)
YellowKing 08-22-05, 04:00 PM	"Contents may explode" "Papers Please" "Get in, sit down, shut up!" "Manuvarability Class D" "Hey Darwin; eat this!" "No Smoking!" "Noah owned an airship!" "RedWings Delivery Company" "Walk the plank!" "Gnomish & Son's Skydiving Team"
YellowKing 08-22-05, 04:02 PM	(Trying to think up a good one dealing with a viper alarm system... something dealing with a summon spell) "BEWARE! Vehicle equipted with VAC (Viper Automatic Conjuring) Alarm System"
aelryinth 08-22-05, 04:06 PM	" (Trying to think up a good one dealing with a viper alarm system... something dealing with a summon spell) If it starts raining cats and dogs, don't be alarmed. We are just feeding the security vipers. ==Aelryinth
Wren 08-22-05, 04:23 PM	Love both of those... very fun.
Enforcer1 08-31-05, 05:35 PM	Gotta keep this going, so here is one: "Don't follow me, I don't have ranks in Knowledge: Geography"
Earthbinder 08-31-05, 05:44 PM	Fireball if you love dragons
Thrincold 08-31-05, 07:23 PM	I listen to the other voice in the flame and he doesn't like you... I have an earth elemental loaded and am not afraid to use it... Mourn this! (for Cyran survivors) Get off the message stone and drive!
UnkemptSage 08-31-05, 08:03 PM	(In tiny print on the front of the airship) If you can read this, you're :censored:
Ravenscroft 08-31-05, 10:17 PM	House Lyrandar : Our Blow Jobs are Best!
Wren 08-31-05, 10:52 PM	(In small print) "If you can read this, you currently have a loaded ballista targeting you."
UnkemptSage 08-31-05, 11:34 PM	"What are you doing way up here?" "Thank you for flying Total Bastard Airlines." "There are more bugs on my windshield than in all Xen'drik."
Enforcer1 09-01-05, 11:59 AM	"This is your brain.....CHOMP....this is your brain in a mind flayer"
Gillecu 09-01-05, 12:21 PM	"This is your brain.....CHOMP....this is your brain in a mind flayer" :rofl: :heehee :bow: You don't know how funny this is to me. Just suffice to say that mindflayers are really, really high on my list of Things I Don't Like.
Enforcer1 09-01-05, 01:03 PM	Same here, LOL. Here is another one: "DOESN'T stop at all lightning rail crossings" and another "Caution, Falling House Orien Heirs"
yossarius 09-01-05, 03:55 PM	"Don't blame me.....I supported Mishann."
UnkemptSage 09-01-05, 08:48 PM	"Once you go Gnome, you never go home."
Wren 09-01-05, 09:03 PM	"If it was'nt build in Zilargo, its a pile of Clawfoot droppings."
Enforcer1 09-01-05, 09:36 PM	LOL, I HAVE clawfoot droppins in the hold of my ship. :heehee
LugWrench 09-02-05, 03:07 AM	My Child Graduated from Karnaths O.C.S. Officer Corpse School. Eldeen Rangers. We Speak for the Trees.
UnkemptSage 09-02-05, 03:17 AM	"WWTD - What Would Tira Do?"
Aris Stormdragon 09-02-05, 05:20 AM	My boss is a 13 year-old cleric... The more you complain, the longer Dol Arrah makes you live... For the Blood of Vol: My cultlike following is now accepting applications... Put down your message stone you're blocking my shot... Tira loves you but I'm her favorite If it weren't for physics and the Sentinel Marshals, I'd be unstoppable... The Sentinel Marshals never think it's as funny as you do... What'd I miss? I was out doing dreamlily with the Keeper... Yes, I a servant of the Keeper, but my duties are largely ceremonial...
Del'Haar 09-03-05, 09:52 PM	Got to Stab them all- Got to Stab them all - Cha-o-tic Evil!!
Hair Wax 09-03-05, 11:44 PM	Karnath loves Whitewolf.
UnkemptSage 09-04-05, 01:22 AM	"I brake for gnomes."
The White Sorcerer 09-04-05, 02:52 AM	Eldeen Rangers. We Speak for the Trees. Wardens of the Wood. Our Tree Speaks for Itself.
Enforcer1 09-04-05, 03:07 AM	1 Well trained crew.........20,000 gold 1 Airship...........92,500 gold Realizing you are close enough for area effect spells from said airship....priceless. Anything else is imatation.
D4rkchylde 09-04-05, 04:37 PM	Here are a few I like: Was Lyrandar's! As a matter of fact, I do own the Sky! Back off! I'm not that kind of Airship! Cover me! I'm changing altitude. Don't **** me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Hold my ale and watch this! I brake suddenly for tailgaters! I got a Airship for my wife, best trade I ever made! I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD evasion? My other ride is a broom! Somewhere in Breland, there's a village missing an idiot. Give me ale and no one gets hurt. A bartender is just a alchemist with a limited inventory. I said "no" to dreamlilly, but it just wouldn't listen. Protected by +5 Ballistae 3 days a week. You guess which 3... He who lives by the sword gets Fireballed by those who don't. Fight crime - Shoot back! Ever seen a Flaming Bolt fired from a cabin window? Nothing to lose (on an old war-scarred Cyran Airship) Don't be stupid. We have Warforged for that! Do you trust a government that doesn't trust you with wands? Boldly Going Nowhere. The Gods created ale to keep the Mrorish from ruling the world! We are Karnnathi. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Reanimated. Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie’… until you can find a wand. Chicken Little was Right! I want to die in my sleep like grandpa. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his Skycoach! Don't Start With Me. You Know How I Get. (Barbarian) ALE: It's not just for breakfast anymore. How is it possible to have a civil war? Should crematoriums give discounts for Fireball victims? Prepare to be boarded! How do I set my Wand of Lightning Bolt on Stun?
YellowKing 09-04-05, 08:29 PM	Have to add some Faerun to this list: Eat at Joes! Thavian Air "To fly the enscorcled skies!" Halruulaan Cronomage "My how time flies!" Great Dale Airship "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" To infinaty, and beyond! Sass Tam's Flying Wraiths "Delivering Sweet, Sweet, Death 24x10x365" Harpers Dirigable Service "Meddling in your plots at home and abroad!" Moradin's Flying Alehouse - Kindly watch your step Horus Ra's Sky Chariot "Shedding Light on Mulhurand" Chult's Dino-Rescue "Crikey! We'll be there to Umtumbo!" Amn's Plunderer "No Maztacians, we're friends, really..." Kobold Air Extermination Squad "We're not dragons, but we're close!" and finally... Dalelands Airforce "When the treaty's signed we'll defend!"
LugWrench 09-05-05, 02:58 AM	"My pantheon can beat up your pantheon." "How do you get this thing into second gear?" "Elemental Inside" "Skypirates: Getting booty since (insert year here)" "Santa's OTHER slegh" "Karnnath: Where reenlistment is never an issue."
UnkemptSage 09-05-05, 04:03 AM	"Yes, it's an elemental."
Gillecu 09-05-05, 10:34 AM	"Yes, it's an elemental." ...And, no, I'm not happy to see you.
Ogre4Hire 09-05-05, 05:25 PM	"I went to D20 Modern and all I got was this lousy 2" deck gun..." "I've got a Mordenkeinen's Disjunction and I'm not afraid to use it!" Picture of a Dragon Turtle eating a Fish.
Enforcer1 09-07-05, 03:32 AM	Come Closer )with an evily ginning face on it My horn of blasting is ready. I shoot aberrations on sight. I like gnomes......with ketchup. Those aren't everbright lanterns, those are fireballs.
Enforcer1 09-13-05, 01:01 AM	:bump:
Wren 09-13-05, 08:49 AM	"Warning! I've learned how to set free elementals. Fly closer and I try it out on yours."
Jeremiah DeathFist 09-13-05, 07:30 PM	"Go ahead, board me, I've got a vorpal sword that's dying to meet you." "Warning: Angry Longtooth Shifter onboard." "The Dreaming Dark are teh suk!" "If you can read read this then you has better as heck know how to cast feather fall." "Your mom is a bugbear!" "Together we can stop mummy rot."
BaronVertigo 09-14-05, 02:15 PM	"My wife told me if I buy this airship, she was going to divorce me. So, I banished her to her home plane, and summoned another wife."
yossarius 09-14-05, 11:30 PM	"Nothing in my cargo hold is worth your life." "Save the Sahuagin" "If your living like there's no Dolurrh, you'd better be right" "I Meteor Swarm every third tailgater. Guess which one you are" "Don't test me; I have max ranks in 'Sky-rage' " "I do whatever the Quori tell me to" "There is no overkill. There is only kill or dead." "They can have my +3 Keen Flaming Burst Scimitar of Speed when they pry it from my cold, dead hand." "Teleport me up, Scoldurri. There's no intelligent life down here." "Nobody expects the Thranish Inquisition!" "Baby on Board" (some things are so annoying that even being sucked into an alternate plane of existence won't change them) "Watch out; about to empty bilge" (on bottom of airship instead of back)