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lukelightning 07-27-04, 10:31 AM	Eberron campaign setting: Embracing a potent singer. (I guess this world is good for bards). Warforged: Dwarf Ogre. (Behold the mighty warforged, equal to a very small giant!) Warforged Juggernaut: Grow Jaguar Fender Gut. (The mighty warforged attaches the bumper from a luxury sportscar). Kalashtar Psion: Thin Koala’s Raps. (I’m MC Cuddly giving a shout-out to all my Adarian Homies!) Artificer Dwarf: Weird Craft Fair. (Come to our celebration of odd inventions!) Lightning Rail: Gaining Thrill. (They put a loop in the track). Dragonshard: Dang Rash Rod. (This pesky eternal wand of eczema!) Shifter Ranger: Ferret Garnish. (No explanation needed). The Dragon Below: Now Hotel Badger. (A five star inn for Kyber cultists) Sharn, City of Towers: Two-Story Franchise. (These towers are awful short!) or Twisty Roof Ranches (the Farms in Sharn have awful weird Barns). The Undying Court: You Drenched Tut! (They played a practical joke on a mummy). Halflings on Dinosaurs: Dons Alluring Fashions (Check out those glamorous barbarians!) Emerald Claw: Crewed Llama. (They snuck into the city in a giant wooden quadraped…) Gatekeeper Druid: Repudiate Dr. Geek. (Dr. Geek and his aberrations aren’t welcome here!) House Lyrandar: A Heraldry Onus. (Drawing that kraken is really tough!) House Orien: Oh Rue Noise! (That lightning rail is so loud!) House Cannith: Hatches Union (the Labor Movement started in this House). House Medani: Heinous Meade. (Beware their fermented honey!)
Salla 07-27-04, 02:09 PM	Completely pointless. But very funny!