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Eberron Toys [Archive] - Wizards Community

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lukelightning
03-15-05, 04:37 PM I was thinking about the Lightning Rail and how in real life there are a lot of model train hobbyists....in Eberron, I'd imagine there are similar people who build miniature Lightning Rail toys (please, no "toy" vs. "model" debate...). This got me thinking about other possible toys in Eberron.

Toy Lightning Rails and other Eberron vehicles.
Dress-up changeling dolls with switchable faces.
"Five Kingdoms" Strategy Board Game.
Game of Houses Chess Set.
Sharn, City of Towers Block Sets.
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Warforged.
My Pretty Clawfoots.
"Crime and Mystery." Similar to the game Clue.
Skyship Kites (I've seen ship-like kites in real life).
Sharnopoly.
Belabras
03-15-05, 04:43 PM Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Warforged.
My Pretty Clawfoots.

Comedy gold!

Shouldn't it be Aurumopoly though?

"Five Kingdoms" could be a Risk style game.

What would be the analogs for Checkers or Othello?
Bluebrush
03-15-05, 04:44 PM My Pretty Clawfoots.

But they don't have any pretty hair to comb!

Sharnopoly.

Where you might find yourself needing a cuboid board.
lukelightning
03-15-05, 04:52 PM Hmmm, I don't think the Aurum would look kindly on a game using its name...particularly given their secretive nature. But I bet if there was a "Monopoly" type game in Eberron people would make the connection...

Comedy gold!
Shouldn't it be Aurumopoly though?

"Five Kingdoms" could be a Risk style game.

What would be the analogs for Checkers or Othello?

Checkers? I'd leave it just as checkers.

I wonder if there would be role-playing games in Eberron? Oooh, I just got an idea for an adventure: Some upper-class youth has been LARPing a "vampire" game and gotten themselves mixed up in the Blood of Vol or something like that.

OK, instead of My Pretty Clawfoots it could be My Pretty Horrid Lions (wow...they're pretty horrid alright). But you could paint the nails of the My Pretty Clawfoots.

Oh, how about Gliding Glidewings?
zambuka
03-15-05, 05:16 PM similar people who build miniature Lightning Rail toys (please, no "toy" vs. "model" debate...).

You could get two types. The simple wooden toy, built with wheels that kids drag about the place, or the more advanced type complete with real working miniature lightning stones.

How about action figures of heroes from the Last War?

Captain Mann: with real sword action.
and his faithful sidekicks
Billam the Wizard: with real magical glowing hands.
Sam the Monk: now with kung fu action.
Ail the Barbarian: with real barbaric yawp.

as they fight the evil empire of the Garrns (changes from Karrns for political reasons)
lead by the evil vampire Kass: with real glowing eyes.
and a horde of skeletons and zombies (real zombie smell removed due to overwhelming requests)

Edit: in Karrnath the roles are reversed. Kass and his heroic zombies fight off the depredations of Captain Mann and his evil minions.
Vharuck
03-15-05, 05:25 PM Karrnath toys would be something like graves out of which Karrnathi zombies in full regalia spring, ready to fight the horrid Knightly Order of the Emerald Claw.
KP91
03-15-05, 07:30 PM Game of Houses Chess Set.

This might be closer to Chinese Checkers with all the different houses. Either that or Chinese Chekers by Country. Zilargo, Thrane, Breland, Eldeen Reaches, ect.
naponatom
03-15-05, 08:48 PM with changeable parts and equipment...
:D
Demon in Shades of Gray
03-15-05, 08:58 PM magic toys would be fun...

a permanently feather-falled ball could make for great games.

anything capable of producing a magic image would be awesome.

spider-climb, anyone? gloves and boots of spider-climb that don't work until you also put on your belt of feather-fall.

lots of noise-making spells on something.

for the really, REALLY rich kids, a swimming pool with a friendly water elemental bound in it. great for some water volley ball antics.

building blocks that stick together in order to create awesome designs.

basically, think of lots of cheap, low-level spells that could be fun.
Siduakal
03-15-05, 09:27 PM Prestidigitation Vacuum

Unseen Servant House Cleaner (Imagine how easy Ghallanda kids had life...)
lukelightning
03-16-05, 02:11 PM How about a wargame like D&D Miniatures? I could see this situation:

Players: "We kick down the door and enter the room."
DM: "You see these on the table" (holds up miniatures of a medium fire elemental, bone devil, and mummy).
Players (panicking): "I cast resist fire...I turn undead....I run away..."
DM: "No, I meant literally, you find these figurines on the table... along with some dice, a map, etc."
_Inu_Yasha_
03-16-05, 02:44 PM heh, self referential game ... players, playing characters in a role playing game ... playing characters in a roleplaying game ....

Reminds me of another games system ... the characters find themselves being controlled by higher powers, soon they find themselves entering a strange universe where they meet their players ....

There was a disclaimer that went with that one ...

WARNING DO NOT PLAY OUT THE CONCLUSION TO THIS CAMPAIGN WHILST UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MIND ALTERING DRUGS

tbh I can't imagine roleplaying on mind altering drugs, who would??!! anyhoo just rambling as usual

...laters...
Cloud Divider
03-16-05, 03:11 PM Prestidigitation Vacuum

Unseen Servant House Cleaner (Imagine how easy Ghallanda kids had life...)
How 'bout a Mage Hand-controlled "remote controlled wagon"? Or airship, really. Hold the little control rod, and you can drive/fly the controlled toy around. Highly limited use (only works on the toy), compared to a standard use-activated Mage Hand wondrous item. It'd probably still be pretty expensive (300gp?). Still quite a lot of money for only a toy...
Dragom
03-16-05, 03:26 PM WARNING DO NOT PLAY OUT THE CONCLUSION TO THIS CAMPAIGN WHILST UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MIND ALTERING DRUGS

tbh I can't imagine roleplaying on mind altering drugs, who would?!!

I have heard of some interesting games that involved such. However I find that I tend to scare people and give them bad trips when I talk calmly and tell interesting stories.
Tysonium
03-16-05, 09:57 PM Hungry Hungry Hippogryphs?

Tysonium
The White Sorcerer
03-17-05, 08:46 AM My Pretty Clawfoots.Yes! :love:
okaynowa
03-17-05, 08:59 AM Sharnopoly?

Naw, man-- Sharnga, the Brelish equivalent of Jenga!

You build up a tower using painted wooden blocks, and slowly promote the lower wards higher and higher until the whole social structure comes tumbling down.

'Sides, the game of economic conquest should be Mroropoly.

And there should be Shifter plushies.
shadowpavement
03-17-05, 09:16 AM Man, what would the Eberron equivilent of Magic CCG be?

Player 1 - "I Tap 3 khyber shards and 1 sibrys shard and play my living fireball card."

Player 2 - "Awwww man, The game just hasn't been the same since the Mournlands set came out."
Zedium
03-17-05, 09:33 AM Gathering: The Magic, has real magical cards that are capable of summoning a tiny Silent Image of the monster several time a day.

Skyship modelling kits!
"My-first-zombie" by Sharnerprice (best selling item in Karrnath)
Play-Ooze
Tickle-me-Vol
Sharn Shopping Barbie
Belabras
03-17-05, 11:02 AM Let's not forget My Little Warforged (tm)
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/sharn_gallery/84599.jpg

Now with 33 points of articulation!
lukelightning
03-17-05, 11:24 AM Or is that regular warforged with a really really big book?

Let's not forget My Little Warforged (tm)
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/sharn_gallery/84599.jpg
Demon in Shades of Gray
03-17-05, 11:39 AM Or is that regular warforged with a really really big book?

Unless you know someone with a really big hammer, that nail over to the left kind of places the size.
zambuka
03-17-05, 05:20 PM Unless you know someone with a really big hammer, that nail over to the left kind of places the size.
Unless of course he is raiding an ancient giant's library in the ruins of Xen'drik.
zambuka
03-17-05, 05:29 PM 'Sides, the game of economic conquest should be Mroropoly.

Why would Monopoly be called something different? A monopoly is still a monopoly regardless of where or what it is a monopoly of.

It's not like the different versions we have are called things like NewYorkopoly, or Londonopoly, or Starwarsopoly, or Middleearthopoly.

I see it set in Sharn where you buy up all the districts. Cliffside being the lowest value and Skyway being the highest.
okaynowa
03-18-05, 07:52 AM Because Mroropoly sounds funny.

Actually, just "Mror" itself sounds funny. Mror, Mror, Mror.

What's the MGM lion do? Mror!
Demon in Shades of Gray
03-18-05, 12:41 PM What's the MGM lion do? Mror!
:rofl:
cybosage
03-18-05, 12:47 PM I want Rock'em Sock'em Warforged.

Avalon Hill - Make this game!
droopy-99
03-18-05, 01:40 PM Mr. Changeling Head
Vharuck
03-18-05, 02:17 PM Tickle-me-Vol

When you tickle her, she shouts curses!

No really, curses. Tickle her too much and you'll wake up blind and diseased.
Aubri
03-18-05, 05:28 PM HAH! Okay, lemme see...
Checkers could be Stones, or something. It's a pretty simple game.
Chess... oh... keeping the name is fine, it's an ancient game. Remember that bishops were called "ships" until fairly recently.

I LOVE Hungry Hungry Hippogriffs. :)

My Pretty Clawfoots.
But they don't have any pretty hair to comb!
Says who? ;) Don't forget the flutter-clawfoots.

Okay, for my own suggestions...
"Nerfed" dart-crossbows

Remote control "elemental" airships (with "real" flaming action*!)
*fiery ring is not actually hot. Operates only within Sharn or other Syrania manifest zones. Do not taunt Happy Fun Airship.

My Pet Monster. :D

Trolls. With huge pink pointy hair.

"Mark of Making" brand model kits

Magebred dogs, cats, parrots, and hamsters

Cuddly, plush quori (Accompanied by a cute kids' TV show, "Quori Dreams". They may look mean, but they're really your friends! Really!)

Monster Glasses. (http://www.angryflower.com/asyetu.gif)

Dreamslate -- a board that creates a 2-D illusion of whatever you imagine.

Alchemistry Set. "Look, Mom! I made Alchemist's Fire!" *FOOSH*
Belabras
03-18-05, 05:37 PM Do not taunt Happy Fun Airship.

:D

Happy Fun Airship may cause bleeding sores and boils.

If Happy Fun Airship starts to smoke or glow leave the immediate area and clear a mile radius.

Happy Fun Airship is made from starmetal.

and there were so many more. If I only remembered them all!
NetRex
03-18-05, 06:51 PM Don't forget DnD. People play it in Sharn. Just look on the table on pg. 131 of SCoT.
Herald_of_Darkness
03-19-05, 08:21 AM Empty vessel figurine w/quori spirit. Comes with psionic dorje and psicrystal.

*Warning this product was not designed for Kalashtar of any age and could be fatal.*

Made in Sarlona.
Gnome_Dragon_Disciple
03-20-05, 01:34 AM Warforged dummies for the REALLY annoying ventriloquists!

Easy Silver Flame Oven! Anything you make with it is so good it's HOLY!

Homuncolus Furby! A danger to national security in the privacy of your own home for only 2000 GP!

The House Phiarlan PlayBrick! It can support up to four players and link with other PlayBricks*, as well as support the latest in arcane games! Top titles on the PlayBrick include Battlefield: The Last War**, Strangely Ethnic Plumber 16, and Warforged Man XXIV (now with more arm attachments than ever!)!!!

*Magical PlayBrick linking mortar sold separately. House Phiarlan assumes no responsibility for damaged or broken PlayBricks from the use of third-party linking mortar.

**Battlefield: The Last War is not fit for anyone under the age of 5. May trigger flashbacks in veterans of the Last War. Sale of Battlefield: The Last War has been outlawed by the Treaty of Thronehold.

And the latest in entertainment can't be overlooked either...

Arcanovision, the latest invention to come out of the House Cannith workshops, made in secret with the help of House Sivis! Watch "programs" made in Arcanovision "studios" in the comfort of your own home!

Programs include Battling Siezure Warforged and Law and Order: Street Crimes Division (one of seventeen other Arcanovision Law and Order "series", set in Sharn), and found only on NBC ("Network" of the Brelish Crown)... Unless you're a Thranish dog and the only thing on Arcanovision is Happy Prayer Time with The Voice of the Silver Flame...
Vharuck
03-20-05, 04:20 AM Karrnath Seeds of Evil.

Bury one over a grave, water daily for two weeks, and presto! The seed's roots fill the corpse with negative energy, creating your very own zombie playmate!

Teach your little Seed of Evil how to play catch, tag, and feast upon the succulent brains of your enemies, WHO SHALL PAY FOR THEIR VILE TRANSGRESSIONS! *ahem*

Seeds of Evil! Endorsed by King Kaius.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
lukelightning 03-15-05, 04:37 PM	I was thinking about the Lightning Rail and how in real life there are a lot of model train hobbyists....in Eberron, I'd imagine there are similar people who build miniature Lightning Rail toys (please, no "toy" vs. "model" debate...). This got me thinking about other possible toys in Eberron. Toy Lightning Rails and other Eberron vehicles. Dress-up changeling dolls with switchable faces. "Five Kingdoms" Strategy Board Game. Game of Houses Chess Set. Sharn, City of Towers Block Sets. Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Warforged. My Pretty Clawfoots. "Crime and Mystery." Similar to the game Clue. Skyship Kites (I've seen ship-like kites in real life). Sharnopoly.
Belabras 03-15-05, 04:43 PM	Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Warforged. My Pretty Clawfoots. Comedy gold! Shouldn't it be Aurumopoly though? "Five Kingdoms" could be a Risk style game. What would be the analogs for Checkers or Othello?
Bluebrush 03-15-05, 04:44 PM	My Pretty Clawfoots. But they don't have any pretty hair to comb! Sharnopoly. Where you might find yourself needing a cuboid board.
lukelightning 03-15-05, 04:52 PM	Hmmm, I don't think the Aurum would look kindly on a game using its name...particularly given their secretive nature. But I bet if there was a "Monopoly" type game in Eberron people would make the connection... Comedy gold! Shouldn't it be Aurumopoly though? "Five Kingdoms" could be a Risk style game. What would be the analogs for Checkers or Othello? Checkers? I'd leave it just as checkers. I wonder if there would be role-playing games in Eberron? Oooh, I just got an idea for an adventure: Some upper-class youth has been LARPing a "vampire" game and gotten themselves mixed up in the Blood of Vol or something like that. OK, instead of My Pretty Clawfoots it could be My Pretty Horrid Lions (wow...they're pretty horrid alright). But you could paint the nails of the My Pretty Clawfoots. Oh, how about Gliding Glidewings?
zambuka 03-15-05, 05:16 PM	similar people who build miniature Lightning Rail toys (please, no "toy" vs. "model" debate...). You could get two types. The simple wooden toy, built with wheels that kids drag about the place, or the more advanced type complete with real working miniature lightning stones. How about action figures of heroes from the Last War? Captain Mann: with real sword action. and his faithful sidekicks Billam the Wizard: with real magical glowing hands. Sam the Monk: now with kung fu action. Ail the Barbarian: with real barbaric yawp. as they fight the evil empire of the Garrns (changes from Karrns for political reasons) lead by the evil vampire Kass: with real glowing eyes. and a horde of skeletons and zombies (real zombie smell removed due to overwhelming requests) Edit: in Karrnath the roles are reversed. Kass and his heroic zombies fight off the depredations of Captain Mann and his evil minions.
Vharuck 03-15-05, 05:25 PM	Karrnath toys would be something like graves out of which Karrnathi zombies in full regalia spring, ready to fight the horrid Knightly Order of the Emerald Claw.
KP91 03-15-05, 07:30 PM	Game of Houses Chess Set. This might be closer to Chinese Checkers with all the different houses. Either that or Chinese Chekers by Country. Zilargo, Thrane, Breland, Eldeen Reaches, ect.
naponatom 03-15-05, 08:48 PM	with changeable parts and equipment... :D
Demon in Shades of Gray 03-15-05, 08:58 PM	magic toys would be fun... a permanently feather-falled ball could make for great games. anything capable of producing a magic image would be awesome. spider-climb, anyone? gloves and boots of spider-climb that don't work until you also put on your belt of feather-fall. lots of noise-making spells on something. for the really, REALLY rich kids, a swimming pool with a friendly water elemental bound in it. great for some water volley ball antics. building blocks that stick together in order to create awesome designs. basically, think of lots of cheap, low-level spells that could be fun.
Siduakal 03-15-05, 09:27 PM	Prestidigitation Vacuum Unseen Servant House Cleaner (Imagine how easy Ghallanda kids had life...)
lukelightning 03-16-05, 02:11 PM	How about a wargame like D&D Miniatures? I could see this situation: Players: "We kick down the door and enter the room." DM: "You see these on the table" (holds up miniatures of a medium fire elemental, bone devil, and mummy). Players (panicking): "I cast resist fire...I turn undead....I run away..." DM: "No, I meant literally, you find these figurines on the table... along with some dice, a map, etc."
_Inu_Yasha_ 03-16-05, 02:44 PM	heh, self referential game ... players, playing characters in a role playing game ... playing characters in a roleplaying game .... Reminds me of another games system ... the characters find themselves being controlled by higher powers, soon they find themselves entering a strange universe where they meet their players .... There was a disclaimer that went with that one ... WARNING DO NOT PLAY OUT THE CONCLUSION TO THIS CAMPAIGN WHILST UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MIND ALTERING DRUGS tbh I can't imagine roleplaying on mind altering drugs, who would??!! anyhoo just rambling as usual ...laters...
Cloud Divider 03-16-05, 03:11 PM	Prestidigitation Vacuum Unseen Servant House Cleaner (Imagine how easy Ghallanda kids had life...) How 'bout a Mage Hand-controlled "remote controlled wagon"? Or airship, really. Hold the little control rod, and you can drive/fly the controlled toy around. Highly limited use (only works on the toy), compared to a standard use-activated Mage Hand wondrous item. It'd probably still be pretty expensive (300gp?). Still quite a lot of money for only a toy...
Dragom 03-16-05, 03:26 PM	WARNING DO NOT PLAY OUT THE CONCLUSION TO THIS CAMPAIGN WHILST UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF MIND ALTERING DRUGS tbh I can't imagine roleplaying on mind altering drugs, who would?!! I have heard of some interesting games that involved such. However I find that I tend to scare people and give them bad trips when I talk calmly and tell interesting stories.
Tysonium 03-16-05, 09:57 PM	Hungry Hungry Hippogryphs? Tysonium
The White Sorcerer 03-17-05, 08:46 AM	My Pretty Clawfoots.Yes! :love:
okaynowa 03-17-05, 08:59 AM	Sharnopoly? Naw, man-- Sharnga, the Brelish equivalent of Jenga! You build up a tower using painted wooden blocks, and slowly promote the lower wards higher and higher until the whole social structure comes tumbling down. 'Sides, the game of economic conquest should be Mroropoly. And there should be Shifter plushies.
shadowpavement 03-17-05, 09:16 AM	Man, what would the Eberron equivilent of Magic CCG be? Player 1 - "I Tap 3 khyber shards and 1 sibrys shard and play my living fireball card." Player 2 - "Awwww man, The game just hasn't been the same since the Mournlands set came out."
Zedium 03-17-05, 09:33 AM	Gathering: The Magic, has real magical cards that are capable of summoning a tiny Silent Image of the monster several time a day. Skyship modelling kits! "My-first-zombie" by Sharnerprice (best selling item in Karrnath) Play-Ooze Tickle-me-Vol Sharn Shopping Barbie
Belabras 03-17-05, 11:02 AM	Let's not forget My Little Warforged (tm) http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/sharn_gallery/84599.jpg Now with 33 points of articulation!
lukelightning 03-17-05, 11:24 AM	Or is that regular warforged with a really really big book? Let's not forget My Little Warforged (tm) http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/sharn_gallery/84599.jpg
Demon in Shades of Gray 03-17-05, 11:39 AM	Or is that regular warforged with a really really big book? Unless you know someone with a really big hammer, that nail over to the left kind of places the size.
zambuka 03-17-05, 05:20 PM	Unless you know someone with a really big hammer, that nail over to the left kind of places the size. Unless of course he is raiding an ancient giant's library in the ruins of Xen'drik.
zambuka 03-17-05, 05:29 PM	'Sides, the game of economic conquest should be Mroropoly. Why would Monopoly be called something different? A monopoly is still a monopoly regardless of where or what it is a monopoly of. It's not like the different versions we have are called things like NewYorkopoly, or Londonopoly, or Starwarsopoly, or Middleearthopoly. I see it set in Sharn where you buy up all the districts. Cliffside being the lowest value and Skyway being the highest.
okaynowa 03-18-05, 07:52 AM	Because Mroropoly sounds funny. Actually, just "Mror" itself sounds funny. Mror, Mror, Mror. What's the MGM lion do? Mror!
Demon in Shades of Gray 03-18-05, 12:41 PM	What's the MGM lion do? Mror! :rofl:
cybosage 03-18-05, 12:47 PM	I want Rock'em Sock'em Warforged. Avalon Hill - Make this game!
droopy-99 03-18-05, 01:40 PM	Mr. Changeling Head
Vharuck 03-18-05, 02:17 PM	Tickle-me-Vol When you tickle her, she shouts curses! No really, curses. Tickle her too much and you'll wake up blind and diseased.
Aubri 03-18-05, 05:28 PM	HAH! Okay, lemme see... Checkers could be Stones, or something. It's a pretty simple game. Chess... oh... keeping the name is fine, it's an ancient game. Remember that bishops were called "ships" until fairly recently. I LOVE Hungry Hungry Hippogriffs. :) My Pretty Clawfoots. But they don't have any pretty hair to comb! Says who? ;) Don't forget the flutter-clawfoots. Okay, for my own suggestions... "Nerfed" dart-crossbows Remote control "elemental" airships (with "real" flaming action!) fiery ring is not actually hot. Operates only within Sharn or other Syrania manifest zones. Do not taunt Happy Fun Airship. My Pet Monster. :D Trolls. With huge pink pointy hair. "Mark of Making" brand model kits Magebred dogs, cats, parrots, and hamsters Cuddly, plush quori (Accompanied by a cute kids' TV show, "Quori Dreams". They may look mean, but they're really your friends! Really!) Monster Glasses. (http://www.angryflower.com/asyetu.gif) Dreamslate -- a board that creates a 2-D illusion of whatever you imagine. Alchemistry Set. "Look, Mom! I made Alchemist's Fire!" FOOSH
Belabras 03-18-05, 05:37 PM	Do not taunt Happy Fun Airship. :D Happy Fun Airship may cause bleeding sores and boils. If Happy Fun Airship starts to smoke or glow leave the immediate area and clear a mile radius. Happy Fun Airship is made from starmetal. and there were so many more. If I only remembered them all!
NetRex 03-18-05, 06:51 PM	Don't forget DnD. People play it in Sharn. Just look on the table on pg. 131 of SCoT.
Herald_of_Darkness 03-19-05, 08:21 AM	Empty vessel figurine w/quori spirit. Comes with psionic dorje and psicrystal. Warning this product was not designed for Kalashtar of any age and could be fatal. Made in Sarlona.
Gnome_Dragon_Disciple 03-20-05, 01:34 AM	Warforged dummies for the REALLY annoying ventriloquists! Easy Silver Flame Oven! Anything you make with it is so good it's HOLY! Homuncolus Furby! A danger to national security in the privacy of your own home for only 2000 GP! The House Phiarlan PlayBrick! It can support up to four players and link with other PlayBricks, as well as support the latest in arcane games! Top titles on the PlayBrick include Battlefield: The Last War, Strangely Ethnic Plumber 16, and Warforged Man XXIV (now with more arm attachments than ever!)!!! Magical PlayBrick linking mortar sold separately. House Phiarlan assumes no responsibility for damaged or broken PlayBricks from the use of third-party linking mortar. **Battlefield: The Last War is not fit for anyone under the age of 5. May trigger flashbacks in veterans of the Last War. Sale of Battlefield: The Last War has been outlawed by the Treaty of Thronehold. And the latest in entertainment can't be overlooked either... Arcanovision, the latest invention to come out of the House Cannith workshops, made in secret with the help of House Sivis! Watch "programs" made in Arcanovision "studios" in the comfort of your own home! Programs include Battling Siezure Warforged and Law and Order: Street Crimes Division (one of seventeen other Arcanovision Law and Order "series", set in Sharn), and found only on NBC ("Network" of the Brelish Crown)... Unless you're a Thranish dog and the only thing on Arcanovision is Happy Prayer Time with The Voice of the Silver Flame...
Vharuck 03-20-05, 04:20 AM	Karrnath Seeds of Evil. Bury one over a grave, water daily for two weeks, and presto! The seed's roots fill the corpse with negative energy, creating your very own zombie playmate! Teach your little Seed of Evil how to play catch, tag, and feast upon the succulent brains of your enemies, WHO SHALL PAY FOR THEIR VILE TRANSGRESSIONS! ahem Seeds of Evil! Endorsed by King Kaius.