Hellcow: The Missing [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Hellcow

05-07-04, 09:57 PM
Hey all!

Seeing as how I have been posting every few minutes for the last few days, I thought I'd let you know that I will only have sporadic email access for the next 9 days. So if I don't respond to questions, it's not because I'm dead or hate you perfectly.

Thanks for your interest in the setting, and have fun with the forums!
mythusmage

05-08-04, 01:53 AM
Does it mean you hate us imperfectly?
ENHenry

05-10-04, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by mythusmage
Does it mean you hate us imperfectly?

Naw, it just means he hates us pluperfectly, or possibly present perfectly, for example, I had hated you, or I have hated you. If he hated us future perfectly, he will have hated us for a very long time. :)

Roger that, Hellcow! We hate-- er, love you too! :D
Moog Haruk Toog

05-10-04, 07:14 PM
Latin geeks.
:nonono:

Thanks for the head's up, Hellcow!
Harmony's Sorrow

05-18-04, 06:05 PM
Hey now! By the date of his post and amount of time he said he'd be away...

Hellcow should be back!!!
fourmyle

05-18-04, 06:30 PM
Hey, watch the Latin geek comments! ;)

....them was all English language rules...it just happens (in America at least) nobody learns English rules until they get to college and take Latin, if at all.

English even has voices and moods, as well as tense and case...but we hardly ever hear of them, except when the grammar editor on word tells you you're writing in the passive voice.
Xary Darkwind

05-18-04, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Hellcow
I'm dead.

RIP
Harmony's Sorrow

05-18-04, 06:42 PM
That better be your attempt at humor... because if the father of the only official setting I'm willing to play in before or after planescape is dead and you ruin my day with that I'm holding you personally responsible!. Because I could have lived happily ever after never knowing that!


HELLCOW WHERE ARE YOU!?
*shouted from Eberrons highest peak*
WilliamPall

05-18-04, 11:15 PM
My guess is . . . that in three days time Hellcow will respond on this thread saying that he is very much alive . . . and out of TWS's basement where he had been chained.
ENHenry

05-19-04, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by Harmony's Sorrow
HELLCOW WHERE ARE YOU!?
*shouted from Eberrons highest peak*

Fear not, for it is said that Hellcow, though greivously wounded in the Last War, had James Wyatt cast his Computer of Writing into safekeeping by the Warforged of the Lake, and will return in the hour of Eberron's greatest need...
Harmony's Sorrow

05-19-04, 01:02 PM
Hmm... a greater incarnation of our favorite abyssal bovine risen from the ashes to save us all!!!


Phoenix Cow???
Hellcow

05-19-04, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by WilliamPall
My guess is . . . that in three days time Hellcow will respond on this thread saying that he is very much alive . . . and out of TWS's basement where he had been chained.
It's true. I had to gnaw my own arm off and use it as a weapon, and it's a harder to type without it. But I've reemerged into the light of day. Merciful fellow that I am, I left TWS chained up in the basement next to the keyboard, and I doubt that we've heard the last of the rascal.

Mainly, as a result of my travels and basement soujourn, I have had a lot of work pile up, and I just haven't had time to write (or even read much). I won't be posting as much until I get all caught up, but I am back and may poke my head up from time to time.

So, talk amongst yourselves!
Harmony's Sorrow

05-19-04, 02:06 PM
WOOHOO!!!

*cheers & party blowers*
ieattrollsforbreakfast

05-19-04, 02:22 PM
Nice to see you back Hellcow, shame you can't be as active as before.
*Catches party blowers, refils them, and sets them off again*
(what? I'm not made of money...yet)
deClench

05-19-04, 02:48 PM
Originally posted by Hellcow
I won't be posting as much until I get all caught up, but I am back and may poke my head up from time to time.

That just means you have to be more efficient at supplying the teasers when you're here. :bigeyes:

Maybe... you could just outright tell us everything we want to know in one mega-post.. and then you'll be able to get all your work done... after that one post... that has ALL that nutritious not-yet-public-knowledge goodness... :twitch:

...or we can just keep making stuff up.
The White Sorcerer

05-19-04, 03:10 PM
Originally posted by Hellcow
...I doubt that we've heard the last of the rascal.

I'll get you, Hellcow, if it's the last thing I doooooooooo!!!
Mad Miso

05-19-04, 04:46 PM
It's true. I had to gnaw my own arm off and use it as a weapon, and it's a harder to type without it. But I've reemerged into the light of day. Merciful fellow that I am, I left TWS chained up in the basement next to the keyboard, and I doubt that we've heard the last of the rascal.

Tsk....tsk....tsk......come on TWS, you didn't put a muzzle on him? You'll never enslave him permanently if you don't plan ahead a little more. Sheesh.