| Post/Author/DateTime | Post |
|---|---|
| Lanodantheon09-20-07, 10:22 PM | "Five words can stop a thousand swords" - Zil Proverb from Races of Eberron What 5 words could stop a thousand swords? Here are a few of them: 1. "Stop now or I'll sue!" 2. "It's Boranel, he's too powerful!" 3. "I switched to Capital One." 4.(From a Sivis Scribe to a Deneith Mercenery) "Wrong form! That one's blue!" |
| Toloran09-20-07, 10:37 PM | 5. Don't Press the Red Button! |
| Paulon09-20-07, 10:41 PM | 6. Stop or the (insert hostage name) dies. |
| Count Nerindil Van Seraph09-20-07, 10:47 PM | 7) "Get offa my lawn, damnit!" |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-20-07, 10:53 PM | 2. "It's Boranel, he's too powerful!"Thread over. The Win is just too strong in this one. :rofl: |
| EvilDrPuma09-21-07, 12:14 AM | "I can duplicate The Mourning." |
| Macrovore09-21-07, 12:38 AM | "An offer you can't refuse" |
| Label09-21-07, 01:08 AM | "War is over, we won" "I cast wall of force" (this one can also stop a cavalry charge...) "Hello, my name is Pun-Pun" "Oops the ennemy can fly" |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-21-07, 01:26 AM | "I prepared Explosive Runes today" |
| Charles Phipps09-21-07, 01:30 AM | "I'm Elminster's analogue for Eberron." "The ELH has its stats." "It's CL is triple digits." |
| Paulon09-21-07, 01:34 AM | "Run! It's the Forgotten Freedom!" |
| LordOfFists09-21-07, 01:40 AM | "Watch out ! He's going frenzied" "His mount is the Tarasque" |
| Label09-21-07, 01:48 AM | "His mount is the Tarasque" "****! His mount his Boranel!" "He guys! Dinner is ready!" "This hooker isn't a changeling!" |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-21-07, 01:54 AM | :heehee And now an homage to one of our oldest, most beloved, and downright creepiest of the running jokes in Eberron. "HEY EVERYONE! JAELA'S LEGAL NOW!" |
| LordOfFists09-21-07, 01:59 AM | "This guy easilly killed boranel !":eek: :eek: :eek: |
| Label09-21-07, 02:01 AM | "This guy easilly killed boranel !":eek: :eek: :eek: King Kaius III : "And now he's my spawn!" "Cannith just invented the gatling" |
| Darth Syntax09-21-07, 03:04 AM | Clearly the five words are: "Sign here if you please" |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-21-07, 10:32 AM | "I have pie with me." |
| DragoonDarkfire09-21-07, 10:44 AM | "You are standing on it." |
| Nived09-21-07, 11:32 AM | "My Lawyer is Johnnie d'Cochran" |
| Artector09-21-07, 12:16 PM | I found what pi equals. *ends existence* "The Chamber says play nice!" "Oalian's in the fight now!" (seriously a 20th level druid, with an army of guard trees.) |
| Edymnion09-21-07, 12:22 PM | "Power Word: Mass Explosive Diarrhea!" |
| Count Nerindil Van Seraph09-21-07, 12:43 PM | "I'm the god damn Batman!" |
| korcheck09-21-07, 01:04 PM | "look, up in the sky...." |
| korcheck09-21-07, 03:40 PM | "If the glove don't fit..." |
| Lanodantheon09-21-07, 03:46 PM | Somebody's coming up, somebody serious.... |
| eehamburg09-21-07, 04:50 PM | OMG, Jaela's doing a striptease! It'll make you go blind! UGH! Is that Vol naked? Look! A Jaela/Vol catfight! Think what you want, but any of these could stop a war. |
| Yanomahir09-21-07, 05:05 PM | To keep Darguun from attacking Zilargo: Ready for a long occupation? Warning: Boranel has our back. Or a more general warning: The Mournland? I know how. Karrnath: Your losses further strengthen us. |
| korcheck09-21-07, 05:30 PM | House Jurasco is on strike. |
| Macrovore09-21-07, 05:36 PM | "Hush! It's quiet... Too quiet..." |
| rampant09-21-07, 09:33 PM | "I think I'll bake cookies." "RUN! the chili is loose!" |
| Paulon09-21-07, 09:39 PM | Quoting Sarah and Norbaz respectively? |
| Salla09-21-07, 09:41 PM | Boranel: "I dropped a contact lens." "Won't someone think of the kittens?" |
| bhasu09-21-07, 10:05 PM | Who said Shifter's aren't cursed? Couatl's can act like lemmings? Ancient goblins really built this? Elf clowns will eat me. |
| korcheck09-22-07, 11:34 AM | WAIT, the gnomes just arrived. |
| Salla09-22-07, 04:13 PM | No, not in the face! |
| korcheck09-23-07, 02:26 PM | "You don't wanna do that" Kalashtar to police: " These aren't the warforged you're looking for." Ok so that was seven words but I couldn't help myself. PLEASE forgive me. |
| Papermonday09-23-07, 02:40 PM | Please do not kill me? +Diplomacy check should do it <.< |
| Bluebrush09-23-07, 03:55 PM | "Hey everybody! Free chocolate cake!" "Is that a rust monster?" "Sorry, wrong battlefield. Must dash." |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-23-07, 04:15 PM | "Free EXP, treasure, and pie!" "The pie is also evil." |
| Phantomcrossing09-23-07, 04:26 PM | "I think I'll bake cookies." "RUN! the chili is loose!" Jeeze, what did I start with that damn Chili....hmm. Now to try my hand. "New Infusion, Merrix's Nuclear Magnet" |
| Alas09-24-07, 02:52 PM | "A goblin says Hastur, Hastur...?" |
| eehamburg09-26-07, 06:01 PM | Look out, it's a Kender! That will make everyone stop fighting and run for the hills. |
| Salla09-26-07, 06:11 PM | Look out, it's a Kender! That will make everyone stop fighting and run for the hills. Or join forces and kill it. |
| viscen09-28-07, 11:12 PM | "hi, this is Balin Kates." says while holding up a toad. a sorcerer who believes his familiar is the adventurer, while he himself is the human familiar(long story.) current eberron character btw. |
| Dex10-01-07, 03:20 AM | Free Beer At My Place :pint::pint: "A goblin says Hastur, Hastur...?" That'd send me runnin' |
| eehamburg10-01-07, 10:24 AM | Aerenal Elven Strippers Dead Ahead House Tharashk Gives Free Lapdances |
| dsivis10-04-07, 02:32 AM | Stop; hammertime! Can't touch this! |
| eehamburg10-04-07, 10:27 AM | Stop; hammertime! Can't touch this! WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!! |
| Gilganarz_the_reporter10-07-07, 07:03 AM | "I'm going to run FR" The again, the DM who says that will probably provoke sword attacks. |
| dsivis10-07-07, 02:52 PM | WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!! WOOHOO! Also: "Nobody expects the Flamic Inquisition!" "Booze and porn over here!" "I have the real Prophecy..." "YOUR MOTHER WAS A CHANGELING!" "Warhammer 40k + Eberron? WAAAGH!" |
| Revvecor10-07-07, 05:05 PM | "Nobody expects the Flamic Inquisition!" " On this note; "I have the comfy chair!" "Its got big pointy teeth!" |