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| Charles Phipps04-29-07, 02:19 AM | The Forgotten Freedom series is a semi-play by post series that has become something of a tradition here in the past year on the Eberron boards. Effectively, its a series that takes the setting and proceeds to poke fun at it while also doing plotlines that are to be taken on a semi-serious level. Inspirations for the type of humor include 8-bit theatre, RPGworld, The Order of the Stick, and Penny Arcade. Most of the characters seem to be more than slightly aware they exist in a Dungeons and Dragons setting, with breaking the fourth wall to be almost obligatory. New players are always welcome and they are equally filled in by our existing players. Those who actually want to try and figure out who everyone is may check out the wiki that we've assembled for the campaign http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/Forgotten_Freedom:Crew The game cannot really be called a game since it seems utterly divorced from the rules. Epics, Gods, and other beings that Eberron isn't really designed to handle seem to gravitate towards the game and its really about how they interact that the routine planet threatening adventures that envelope them. Still, in the past, certain players have sadly destroyed fun plotlines because they interfered in games where they were not wanted. Please try and be respectful of the amusement of others. The Forgotten Freedom The third in a series of airships that have born the name. The Forgotten Freedom is, at heart, a pirate ship that plies the skies of Khovaire. Their typical victims have been the increasingly numerous Lyrander merchantmen across the land along with water based ships and even the occasional town. The irony of the crew is that the majority of the crew, called "Redshirts" ARE murderous buccaneers and monsters of the worst sort yet they are causally disposed of as cannon fodder or habitually murdered by the named crew that is decidedly less motivated by wealth. The Forgotten Freedom differs from other airships in that it is also a Spelljammer vessel, despite the nonexistence of such in the standard Eberron setting, and contains a powerful Chaotic Evil Xoriat Demon bound to one of the rings. This results in the vessel being a magnat for supernatural trouble and an excuse for people to act in a generally insane manner. Time/space/reality seem to have very little relationship to how it actually operates. The World of Forgotten Freedom Part of the fun of the Forgotten Freedom game is the fact that it is one that progresses timeline wise despite the fact that the standard Eberron game has not progressed. Much has occurred since the three years past the last day of the War and the world reflects this. A brief rundown of the current circumstance in Khovaire for players is... Breland: The nation was at the height of its prosperity under King Boranal but the disappearance of the monarch and death of much of his immediate family has lead to one of his distant cousins in King Stephen taking the throne. A homage (read: direct lift) 8-bit's King Steve, King Stephen is the worst monarch in history and quite clearly insane to anyone who meets him. The economy is ruined, Sharn is a gigantic slum thanks to repeated disasters, and they are trapped in war with everyone around them. Oddly, New Cyre is doing quite smashingly and now the Khovaire version of Las Vegas. Aundair: Still prospering under the rule of Good Queen Aurala, the country has an amusing reputation as a group that's the first to surrender or turn villainous with the invasion of the Quori and Dragons that both occurred. Oddly, it remains the least outright changed in all of the Five Nations. Thrane: The Nation of Thrane has suffered invasion from a Spelljamming nation, the release of the Rajah trapped in the flame, and the brief insanity of Pontiff Jaela. Cardinal Kronzen's horrific murder by the Forgotten Freedom's crew was nevertheless enough to finally end the curse on the nation. Power has since returned to the monarchy in Thrane with a regency taking over for the royal household due to Queen Diani's murder and her grandchildren (Sarah + Elina) being too young to rule along with too controversial. Karrnath: King Kaius finally met his end during the invasion of the nation by Argonessan's dragons. Currently, the Military has taken over the country and established a despotic but functioning police state with the "Leader" being in charge and the King's Wands. The nation is currently also the home to the slightly senile Erandis D'Vol whose religion has largely overthrown the Sovereign Host in the meantime and begun to expand the ranks of the Emerald Claw. The Mournland: The Lord of Blades' Empire continues to grow even as their leader has been a prisoner on the Forgotten Freedom for close to a decade. Oddly, the majority of the undead have since been destroyed or retreated thanks to the binding of Khyber. Nevertheless, its still an inhospitable desert that human beings dare not travel. Droam: With the death of the Hags of Sora Kell and seeming death of Mordain Fleshweaver, the region has since degenerated into utter anarchy and chaos to the point of ceasing to really be a factor. Oddly, Eldeen Reaches loggers have started to pour in and the last refuge of the monsters in Khovaire is slowly disappearing. Sarlona: The majority of inspired dead has caused a cultural revolution with several different Empires emerging with strong bias towards Chinese, Japanese, Egyptian, and similiar cultures to emerge. Dragons from Argonessan have been aiding the rebuilding process and deprogramming along but the Dreaming Dark has begun reforming over the past few centuries. Argonessan: Once the most feared of all nations, the Argonessan attempted to invade Khovaire in order to prevent a particularly devastating prophecy from occurring. Sadly, the result was the death of their Ascendent Councilors and the deaths of hundreds of Dragons with the entire continent knowing a year of Draconic rule. The Demon Wastes: A terrible disaster in the Outer Planes has resulted in a mass migration by Rakashasa as the Lords of Dust have largely ceased to exist even as they are beginning the construction of their own kingdoms in the mortal plane. They are a terrible parody of Indian style cultures, both decadent and powerful. Their leader, Arijani, is thankfully slain thanks to the pirates of the Forgotten Freedom's efforts. |
| Kaizer_Ryu04-29-07, 02:55 AM | Side note for the newbies: Speaking in character and out of character is typically denoted by the normal IC and OOC, but (especially on SilvercatMoonpaw's part) this tends to be more of a guideline than an actual rule. (Pirates of the Caribbean is another source of inspiration. See Captain Jarlot.) So, should we do another intro? |
| Charles Phipps04-29-07, 02:58 AM | OOC: If you're so inclined but you can also just start posting. If you do intro though, try and do it humorous like the characters speaking to the audience. |
| rampant04-29-07, 03:14 AM | A young (looks 7ish) half-elf with black hair, and 13 dark piercing eyes (three on the face, and the other ten ringed around her upper body) wearing heavy robes against the high altitude chill is standing on the prow of the ship. A flock of geese honk as they pass by, close enough to make out individual details, close enough so see into their eyes, close enough to see the scales on their feet, close enough... for a snack. A ribbon of living crystal, black as midnight, jets out of the girl's mouth and envelopes the flock. The birds get pulled into the girl's mouth and are eaten with nary a sound nor trace. Girl - Burp *up comes a feather* |
| ratslinky04-29-07, 03:24 AM | Gaz: Hello I'm Gaz though you'd probably know that cause its at the start of what I said. I'm a fun loving ethereal changeling (read changeling but with plane shift and greater teleport) I also have an alter ego called Esabar but she is sadly dead and can't be ressed till my lazy E.B.N.E gets off his but and gets on with that story line which he seems to have dropped OORatslinky: Hey I resent that Mareth: Well its true Gaz: Ah yes this is my girlfriend who receives not nearly enough attention cause my E.B.N.E can't write love stories. She is a real whiz with magic items and such but my E.B.N.E never really got an idea of what she was supposed to be like OORatslinky: Lies all lies Gaz: And some of this stuff should really be on the wiki but again my good for nothing E.B.N.E is to lazy to do so |
| Kaizer_Ryu04-29-07, 04:09 AM | If you do intro though, try and do it humorous like the characters speaking to the audience. OOC: Oh, obviously. It's more fun that way. :D IC: Elina: Why do I have to do this again? OOKaizer: Are you kidding? I'm not interrupting them. Elina: *groan* Ok, everyone. Since apparently my Mom's indesposed at the moment and my Entity's too much of a chicken to bother her, I'll be giving you a brief intro to the characters he's designed. Let's start off with my Mom. *pulls out a stand, a poster of a winged Elven woman, and a lazer pointer* Elina: This is my mother, Terra Branford. That's right, my Entity was too lazy to come up with any name other than completely ripping off the quasi-main character from Final Fantasy VI. Moving on. She's taken over as the Sovereign of Shadow and Magic, replacing the :censored:tard, or the Shadow as you knew him. Aureon has since reabsorbed him. Neither I or my siblings are quasi-dietys, but a few of the crew, myself included, are the Chosen Ones of various gods (it sucks to be us, trust me). *SMASH* The stand is no more. Sarah: *bug eyed* Must...Get...Red...Dot...! Elina: :bored: This wild creature is my sister Sarah. She's a werewolf, and while I'm not, both of us are wolf-girls. The Entities tend to treat her as more of a Puppy-girl, though. *Random Ninja appears on board* Sarah: CHEW TOY! :w00t: *CHOMP* Ninja: *being dragged away* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Elina: Something to make clear about me, my brother, and all four of my sisters. Both our parents were female, the other being Lisa Hopeforge, Paladin of the Silver Flame, former Queen of Thrane, and now deceased :( . Do not ask how this works, you will not get an answer out of any of us, much less our Entity. Now, on to the next part. *pulls out another stand, this time with a wooden pointer instead of a lazer one, with an overly complex display of magic within a humanoid body* Elina: The six of us are also a new breed of Native Outsiders, the Suferot. Creatures of shadowmatter (raw stuff of shadows), we can manipulate our form and the basic structure of things around us as we mature. Think Shadowcasters on steroids. *CHOMP* The pointer disappears from her hand. Elina: *pulls out a metallic pointer* The small blur you just saw was my brother, Scias. He's the other werewolf in my family, and tends to take after Sarah in that respect. He and the other three are still little, but even more of a nuisance than children at that age usually are. Deis: *runs past* :headexplo GIMME BACK MY SCROLLS YOU LITTLE FLEABAG! Nina: *follows* Ne-chan! Don't hurt him! Elina: No, that was not deja vu. They're twins, but only in body. *pulls out another diagram with the little girls photos side by side* If you look closely, Nina has the look of someone who wouldn't hurt a fly. And she really wouldn't. She's almost timid in that respect, a tried and true pacifist. Deis's eyes, on the other hand, have the gleam of someone who would ask for a cookie, then Sovereign Glue you to the ceiling while she ate the whole batch and went through your wallet. Avoid this one if you value your dignity, as she has a fascination with tentacles. More specifically, using them on others. Ask some of our new Redshirts for more details. *cut to scene of terrified Redshirts in schoolgirl uniforms* Elina: That just leaves- *CRASH* A hole opens up in the deck and metallic spider-like legs poke out of it. They grab hold and lift another little girl onto the deck. The legs eminate from a small backpack strapped to the happy girl. Elina: -Momo. Momo: *leaps about the deck using the contraption* :D Wheeeeee!!! Elina: Momo is...shall we say...a character. We've dubber her the Psychoficer for obvious reasons. Five years old and already has a reputation as a mad scientist. *folds up the pointer* Ok, I think that does it for the- Chi: Chi? Elina: :waits: You're not letting this die, are you? OOKaizer: Nope. :P Elina: :nonono: *sigh* This here is Chi, a humanoid warforged Momo developed. She's got a few bugs, most notably her inability to say anything more than her name. Seems to like Scias, probably since he was the first thing she saw when she became aware. Chi: Chi~! :cloud9: Elina: And that does it for- Not-Walter: *ahem* Elina: :tantrum: GODS DAMMIT! Not-Walter: :hides: Elina: Just check out the freaking Wiki for any of us if you plan on tormenting us any time soon. We've got an extensive history and my Enitity can be a bit picky about that. |
| Paulon04-29-07, 04:26 AM | A brown-coated cat with big paws and ears looks up from her day's nap. "Meow" Fela stands, stretches, and curls back up, getting some more rest before the long night of sleeping ahead. Her motions make the paper she's resting on crackle. Partly visible under the cat are the words 'Spiked tent...' ************* OOC: I'll see about that other character intro tomorrow. I need some sleep tonight. |
| Charles Phipps04-29-07, 06:44 AM | OOCharles: If all of the above sounds insane. You're right. It was ridiculous and convoluted when it was introduced and continues to be, part of why it's fun. Want to be King Boranal's robot from the dystopian future dominated by Karrnath Nazis? Go for it. I think of this world as Eberron's pulp taken to its natural extreme....comic books. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade04-29-07, 09:07 AM | OOC: I've divided my posts into chunks due to length. I'll post these at different intervals so i dont end makeing people read too much information at once. IC: We stand in a huge Ampetheatre craved from obsidian, it possesses no roof, and above it stretches a star filled void. its completely empty but for one person standing on the stage at the centre. A familiar figure stands there, he stands tall for an elf, at least Six feet in height. his skin is the colour of alabaster and completely unmarred except for the curling rune above his right eyebrow. he's of lithe build with a generously musceled form, his long white hair is tied back behind him. and despite his hair he has the apperance of a young adult. the most distinguishing feature about him is his eyes, which are pure neon green orbs. that seem to hold an age far beyond his apparant youth. he wears a very well designed black and red noble mans outfit with a black sash about his waist. he smiles as he notices the auidence, revealing his vampiric fangs. Sa'vor: Another season over, and the birth of another. and it appears its time to go over characters both old and new. I suppose its time to introduce myself. I am Sa'vor d'Vol, the first of my creators "children" to walk the forgotten freedom. Old readers will no doubt know, i am dead. gone. fineto. i reside only in the mind of Terrek to whom my soul belongs. he brushes a strand of stray hair out of his eyes. Sa'vor: I disappeared from this ship a few years back, and fell into an alternate eberron. one i which i couldnt escape. there i found a peace that had existed in no other place, i started a family, i learned new things. and eventually when my time came i died and fullfilled my promise to one who i respect. I dont appear much, Only to warn at things to come and give cryptic clues. I dont work through physical means, i dont manifest. i pull strings and move behind the scenes. thats how the dead work. as soon as he says dead, Sa'vors form wavers transparent slightly. Sa'vor: Now to introduce the first of my creations, my first son. Created rather than born, on the Forgotten Freedom quite a while before i vanished. Sa'vor waves a hand, and an image appears. Its of a tall Half-Dragon, unlike most half-dragons his scales are only slightly visible. he posseses long black hair and a Atheletic build with well toned and shaped muscel. His eyes are violet, Within them a Savage streak can be seen. but also great sorrow. Feal-Thas's appearance is that of someone just into adult hood, he moves easily in the black spiked fullplate he wears. Sa'vor: Feal-Thas, now the only surving memeber of my first creations. The Half-Dragons as a pure race. of course Feal-Thas posseses a bit of an elvish streak sice he possesses some of my own blood. as he's a d'Vol, he has the potential to manifest a Dragonmark. Feal-Thas is a warror at heart, trained as a Hexblade and manifested some sorcerous powers. He's a superbe battle field tactician and a hardened leader. but he faces somthing that he hadnt been trained for: Fatherhood. Another Image appears, of a small half dragon child in his arms. Sa'vor: This is Xiath, one of my many grand children. the second one in this realm. Xiath's mother is Ketty d'Tharmis, who will be introduced to new readers by a different entity. Xiath is a child with great potential, who knows what path she'll walk in the future? but currently she just enjoys, like all younger sisters do, irritating her older half-brother Tirmek. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-29-07, 09:15 AM | I think of this world as Eberron's pulp taken to its natural extreme....comic books. OOC: And not just any comic books, but Tick-style. I am SilvercatMoonpaw, pioneer of the concept of semi-existing within the story multiverse. Unlike the other Entities from Beyond Non-Existance (yes, it is spelled incorrectly) I am a central speaking voice made up of all my characters rather than the other way around. As such while I speak in OOC, my characters can hear me and respond accordingly. Bunny: They're going to get confused. :bored: 13: That's the whole reason to do this. :D OOcat: Let me take over: The one speaking now is not OOCat. There is no OOCat. OOCat with a large C implies that there is a single entity writing us. There is none. I am a character acting as this group's E.B.N.E., but since I'm really not I am immune to such E.B.N.E.-breaking effects as the DM breaker device. So remember, it's OOcat with a small c. ………………………… Come on, introduce yourselves. Bunny: I'm not sure they need them. It's not like we aren't what we do exclusively. Silver: Come on. 13: It's a good opportunity to put the fear of us into the newbies. Silver: I'm Silver. The figure standing there appears to be a mousy or plain animé-style female humanoid, wearing modest clothes of silver thread. Yet the look in her eyes makes certain portions of anatomy throb on both men and women. Silver: Speaking on behalf of the three of us: me, 13, and Bunny, we, technically, do not exist. What that means is that we are essentially illusions, though ones that can affect the existing mutiverse based on the fact that we are envoicedments of three natural forces. Mine is f***ing. You heard me right, f***ing. My job description is "god" of fertility and "associations", but we all know what that translates as. It's true I work hard at creating and developing relationships for people, but that's all for the purpose of getting them to :pile:. Of course, results matter, so I like it when unusual combinations come up. But it's really all about the :pile:. Any idiot can feel that. Next one up is a small black fox that floats through air and matter like it doesn't exist. 13: I'm 13. I used to be the child of Syberis and Khyber, with Eberron my sister, but now that I don't exist I'm retroactively the "god" of all those things in life that seriously annoy people. You know: paperwork, that stuff they wrap CDs in, people who call up customer service after they've stuck a balony slice into the CD drive, etc. So I work frequently with Kithle. I have no mercy. Note: I have no gender whatsoever. A new pronoun was invented to refer to me: "e". And finally we have a small, black bunny, cute if it wasn't for the extreme look of bored cynicism on his face. Bunny: I'm Bunny. I'm death. I'll pause while someone says "But death isn't funny." I'm sorry to disagree, but death can be very funny. Take Elminster. OOcat: Please. FX demon: :rimshot: Bunny: He always gets killed on this thread as soon as he shows his face. That's funny. Plus a ship like the FF needs me around for all the murder(s)(ers). OOcat: But mostly he gets used in the capacity of complaining how much violence goes on without someone dying. Also we have various minor characters of the OOcat group: Erk: Proprietor of the multiplanar bar named after him (Erk's Place), he's actually a very wise god from a world that never got built. "Lucky": A Medani male half-elf who got hired as the crews danger canary, but picked up a Belt of Gender Changing and decided to remain female. Second in command to anything Erk does. Tony the Tiger: The (non-evil) normal-handed rakshasa cook of Erk's Place. He never says anything without his tradmark word GRRRRRRRRREAT. Mr. T: The awakened miniature Tarrasque bouncer of Erk's Place. Jingo the Shade: Goblin ninja money collector of Erk's Place. Never actually appears. Ninja Jaela #26 (aka NJ26): The last remaining ninja clone of Pontiff Jaela. Anime ninja to the fullest extent, but works as a waitress at Erk's Place. Currently apprenticed at Kick-A** Barmaid under Mendova. Mendova: Half-titan waitress and master of the Kick-A** Barmaid style. She routinely beats on anyone who disrespects her. Saberiel: Half-nymph succubus waitress. Once had a relationship with Aerith, resulting in her daughter Lady. [Lady: Half-celestial demon entomanthrope (werearthropod) who likes to burrow into people and eat them inside-out. 8, attends school in Lower Deck City.) Dandelion Tomas: Parody of a parody of Rosé from FMA. Many years ago she got drunk with Lilly and Ivy, "went Silver" with both, and concieved Ivy's child. Now she's living with Ivy aboard the FF, but she's taken up some sort of work at Erk's Place. [Saguaro Tomas-Galan: Delayed maturation male half-elf half-ghost. Can pass through thin barriers.] OOcat: Plus there's a place known as Lower Deck City. It's a cross-planar demiplane of the FF's normal insanity settled by various people displaced by the FF's rampages, especially Sharn (which the FF blows up almost reguarly). Only Silvercat has made use of it so far, and then only as a reference. Caralot: You forgot me. OOcat: Oh, yeah. Ahem: She looks like Captain Jarlot if he were female. Caralot: I'm a mad scientist from another Eberron where genetics is big. My purpose in life is to breed the weirdist and cutest abberrant thingies in all of existence. It should go without saying that I married Kanatash. EDIT: OOcat: Oh, something else. Silver, 13, and Bunny: We see all, and know all, and will mercilessly comment on it. We are known as the Commentary Crew. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-29-07, 09:23 AM | Karrnath: King Kaius finally met his end during the invasion of the nation by Argonessan's dragons. Currently, the Military has taken over the country and established a despotic but functioning police state with the "Leader" being in charge and the King's Wands. The nation is currently also the home to the slightly senile Erandis D'Vol whose religion has largely overthrown the Sovereign Host in the meantime and begun to expand the ranks of the Emerald Claw. OOC: You forgot to mention that that leader is Roy Paladinmount, inspiration for Roy Mustang of FMA fame. |
| DragoonDarkfire04-29-07, 11:35 AM | We see a group of Orcs throwing Cupcakes at a group of Mind Flayers and Daelkyr Mind Flayer: WHAT IS THIS!? It's like a cake but it's the size of a CUP!? Daelkyr: Blarg I are undone x_x The portal to Xoriat is shut. Orcs: HOORAY! WE STOPPED THE DAELKYR! Optamis watches Scorpinoc come over. Scorpinoc: I finished some... "business" in Dahakanni. Optamis: What did you do? Scorpinoc: Ensure that the empire will fall by putting the most incompetent leader I could think of as it's new grand Warlord. It shows Lesh Gerrion W. Burisk in front of an army of goblins. Gerrion W. Burisk: My fellow 'ahakan's. We must fight the ones who brought this threat of Xoriat to us. Random Goblin: Who? Gerrion: The Su'lastar. Goblin: Why the drow fire binders? Gerrion: They were the ones who caused terrorist activities against us. And they hold weapons of mass destruction. Goblin: Is this because there are dragonshards beneath their land? Gerrion: ... noooooo.... Cuts back to Optamis Optamis: well... that's interesting... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-29-07, 11:56 AM | OOC: Probably best to avoid any statement on the current day. Here are a few youtube vids that newbs can watch to get a feel for how we like to do things around here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wL9WuDdE_bU&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJSwBJBGQmI&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdL6i11uv2M&NR=1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-Co9JFbpOI&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fq1Fp6VlNs&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elJj-6DwLqc&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK8mzUmSqqI&mode=related&search= |
| DragoonDarkfire04-29-07, 12:03 PM | OCC: Satire is not dead and I can speak as I wish. |
| Kaizer_Ryu04-29-07, 01:37 PM | OCC: Satire is not dead and I can speak as I wish.OOC: We're not saying you can't do satire, we're just saying to be mindful of everyone else. Though it's perfectly fine to make fun of politics and religion in general terms or as far as the game goes, it kind of detracts from the fun if you comment on things like the competency of the current POTUS or things similar. Whether I agree with your assessment or not is beside the point. I've really enjoyed your work so far, so I don't believe you need to do things like that to be funny. :D |
| rampant04-29-07, 01:46 PM | The dark haired girl from earlier has set up a table and tied a man in a redshirt on it. Teiza (the girl) - This is a redshirt, they are more or less humanoid (most of the time), but... (extends a crystal claw and slices open the skin of the torso) Benedick (redshirt) - Ouch! Teiza - *pins the skin back to reveal internal anatomy* This specimen however has proven to be near immortal unlike its bretheren for whom death comes swiftly. Bunny - Did you think these feet were for decoration? Teiza - As you can see this one has several redundant organs, a powerful healing factor, and several unideentified glands that i believe to be related to its ability to regrow regardless of how much of the body has been destroyed. Benedick - Could you give me my skin back now. Teiza - and a remarkable pain threshold. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade04-29-07, 02:46 PM | Sa'vor: Now for the next of the d'Vol block. Sa'vor makes another arcane gesture Feal-Thas and Xiath vanish only to be replaced by another image. He stands at seven feet in height, with long black hair that's tied back from his face. His eyes are a shimmering emerald green in colour. his face is beautiful, angelic even, with skin like carved marble. Stretching out from his back are a Pair of Black Feathered wings, he stretches causing the wings to flex. He appears young, about twenty to twenty five, with pointed ears similar to a half-elf's. his face also possesses certain slightly elvish qualities. like Sa'vor his eyes show age, but unlike Sa'vor its the weight of hundreds of Millennia rather than centuries. within these ancient eyes lurks a inhuman intelligence and patience of a true immortal. whose watched empires rise and fall, mortals wither and die, but remained constant. He wears a Ancient suit of Ebony full plate, the design of which is perfect, the plates edges are lined with Silver and in its chest an Emerald holding a floating rune is prominent. Sa’vor: Don’t be fooled by his appearance, what you see is no angel… well not any more at least. When they speak of the age of demons, they mention the Rakshasa Rajah. What they dont mention are the non-Rakshasa who ruled over the planet. The Daemons, The Fallen and other creatures that are best left unmentioned. The one who stands before you is Naz’roth, Lord of Necromancy. Wielder of the black arts, and prominent Mage-Smith. Naz’roth was among the first of the great Rajah, and if you believe his own accounts, THE first. Sa'vor stretches a bit before continuing Sa'vor:The reason he looks like an angel is because that is what he was, before the civil war that tore The Azure sky apart. Falsely accused of wielding the black arts Naz’roth decided if they wanted a Black Practitioner. Then they would get one. So he escaped. From then on he and his twin brother Naur fought a Vicious and bloody war between each other. Of course, when the Rajah where finally bound. So was Naz’roth. He managed to escape his bounds before the last war, using Me as a vessel. Now he’s free, and trying to build himself a home. Relations between Naz’roth and Naur have improved over the course of the last season, when the two allied together to fight off the dragons. Now they’ve signed a slightly uneasy peace, each wanting to trust the other but not being unable to let of the past. Naz’roth is a master of artifice and magic item creation, being well versed in all forms of magic he’s quite capable of creating any form of item: Alchemical, Mechanical, Magic. You name it. He’ll build it. Though few outside the Ubers know it, Naz’roth is capable of creating artefacts, though he rarely chooses to do so. Now that we’ve introduced Naz’roth, lets introduce his twin. Sa’vor clicks his finger and a second image appears next to Naz’roth, This one stands about a few inches taller than the other. With a similar facial structure and build. Unlike Naz’roth Naur has deep blue eyes, his hair has a streak of white in it and his features hold an appearance of great wisdom. Naur has a stronger build than his brother, and his wings are of purest white. Naur armour is Silver instead of black and is of the same design. In its centre is a Sapphire rather than an Emerald. Strapped to Naurs side is a hand and a half sword of old design, with a symbol of the silver flame printed on the scabbard, within the symbol is a elegant angelic rune. Sa’vor: Naur the blessed. Naur the wise. Merely a few of his titles. He doesn't appear much on the ship, only visiting during the most dire of circumstances, Where Naz’roth focuses on Magic Naur focuses on combat skill. Unlike a lot of so called “good” people Naur offers mercy and compassion to his enemies but dont be fooled. He is far from weak. In personality Naurs grim and serious. Though not as aloof as the other angelic lords, Naur finds it hard to get them involved in the plight of mortals on Eberron. In fact, the only events in history that the Angels have been involved in as a force have been the Demon-Dragon wars and the Draconic war on Khorvoire. There’s a legend that on their birth Naur and Naz’roth were cursed or blessed depending on the teller, with the impossibility to die unless its by the hands of their twin. Supposedly this was supposed to be a safety measure to protect the soon to be royal siblings. Some sources think that this very “blessing “is what caused the fall. |
| Kaizer_Ryu04-29-07, 02:48 PM | Sarah: Why didn't you say anything about our you-know-what? Elina: I was waiting for their own entities to properly introduce them. Sarah: Knowing that they're just as lazy as ours? Elina: ...right. Shall we then? Sarah: OOoooo!!! Me first! Elina: *sigh* Go ahead. Sarah: I just wanted to make sure everyone was on the same page so we don't have any problems or misunderstandings. This- *grabs Tirmek* Sarah: -is MINE. *GLARE* Tirmek: *anime sweatdrop* Elina: :rolleyes: Well said, sis. As far as I'm concerned, Lilly and I are one hot Item when I SAY we are. And today we are not. Lilly: *off screen* Boo!!! Elina: Despite his reputation as a Spoony Paladin, his complete lack of common sense in nearly every conceivable situation, his unpredictable bouts of psychosis against unverifiable evil- Tirmek: And the fact that he is and forever will be my nemesis... Elina: Yes, and that. Regardless of all this- Sarah: And he's our cousin. Elina: :hoppingma Once removed! And that's never caused any problems in Breland! Tirmek: Two words. King Steve. Elina: :mad: Sarah: His eyes also tend to wander a bit... Elina: :pbbbtt: ANYWAY. I still find him lovable and attractive. Especially when he goes Sulk. Lilly: SULK SMASH! *turns grey, grows 8 feet tall and becomes incredibly well built* Elina: :cloud9: :inlove: Sluk proceeds to pick up Elina and run off. Tirmek: :nonono: *mantra* It's just a phase...It's just a phase... *etc* |
| Charles Phipps04-29-07, 04:25 PM | OOC: Oh yeah, we've scared everyone off at this point whose new :-) Great job. IC: Next; Rose, Lilly, Jarlot, and Ivy introductions and the beginning of our current saga! |
| Crystalforged04-29-07, 05:28 PM | A transluscent male Kalashtar is standing in the middle of a pleasantly decorated entry chamber with a number of rooms branching off. Kalashtar: Greeting, I am known as Kanatash and when when my entity manages to get off his ass and actually post something... OOCrystalforged: Give me a break, I've got finals. Kanatash: :rolleyes: Yeah sure, ...I'm probably the the one responsible for the greatest amount of sanity damage in these parts. For a little background about myself, as you can see I am both incorpereal and a kalashtar, the incorpereal comes from levels in Psion Uncarnate, which of implies of course, I am a Psion, Nomad in fact. What you might not expect is that I am also a servant of the Deranged Lords or the Daelkyr as you mortals like to call them. My ultimate dream is to utterly destroy all of reality to hear the noise the very fabric of reality makes when it snaps. Most of the crew doesn't object to this though since I have no intention of doing anytime in the next million odd years, you see reality is like a fine wine, you have to wait for it to be aged to perfection. There's actually quite a bit more backstory to me but for that you're better off reading the Wiki. *serveral second pause* OOCrystalforged: (whispering from off stage) Pst, hey. Why'd you stop, what do you think you're doing? Kanatash: (hissing back) What? I'm done with my spiel. OOCrystalforged: (still whispering) You can't just talk about yourself you narcissistic bastard. Kanatash: So what am I supposed to do!? OOCrysalforged: I don't know! Take them on a tour or something! Kanatash: Sheesh, fine. (clears throat) Ahem, so how about I give you a tour of my fine aboad here. (walks over to one of the doors) Now when I'm not causing cranial hemorraging among the crew I like to pass the eons I have to wait before the end of all things by running certain "experiments" on the redshirts. This is one of the chambers where I perform the tortu- I mean experiments. He opens the door to reveal a 10x10 steel cell. There is a metal bench with shackles. Bizzare metal instriments and jars of unidentified substances line the walls. Kanatash quickly slams the door. Kanatash: (blushing furiously) I'm very sorry that was the wrong room, these things happen sometimes due to the extradimensional nature of this ship. As was mention earlier I'm married to Caralot and that was our "play room." suffice to say our :pile: life includes everything you can imagine, but don't want to. :devil: (moves to another room) Now this is here is my daughter's room, allow me to introducer her. He opens the door to reveal a small bedroom which is decorated from top to bottom with hello kitty memerobelia. Ironically a figure extremely reminiscent of hello kitty sits atop the bed reading a book titled "The End of Everything: How the World Would be a Better Place Without All the Idiots." Kitten: (looking up from her book) Hi mom, what with all the new potential entities? Kanatash: Ah, yes, I forgot to mention something. Yes, she did just refer to me as her mother and, yes, my gender is male. She also refers to Caralot as her father, and she is female (or at least she appears to be). These titles are accurate. Yes, that does mean I gave birth to her. Unlike Terra's entity who will not explain the physics of her pregnancy if you ask my entity he might just give you some clues. You'll probably regret it though. Kitten: So are you going to introduce me or not? Kanatash: Sorry darling. Now, as I was saying this is my daughter Kitten. She's a good child although our entity has put her through quite a bit of hardship already. She's become more that a bit embittered about the world and thinks the majority of the worlds population is made up of imbiciles. Despite her cute exterior she is capable of quite a bit more than you might expect and is in truth one of the Elder Gods who are destined to destroy the world although she hasn't fully come into her power. OOCrystalforged: I think that pretty much covers it for now. Hopefully I have a chance to torment you soon once I get done with finals. :raincloud |
| rampant04-29-07, 05:33 PM | Tirmek in his(?) natural form is a half-nazarune rakshasa of Khorovar (half-elf) stock. His(?) black fur and feline visage lead many to confuse him with cat-folk or shifters, his twisted hands lead many others to confuse him with his(?) fiendish relatives. This young Psycarnate warrior has improved drastically upon his(?) inborn shapeshifting abilities. To the point he(?) needs to shop in the same department as Sarah. Ketty, (Tirmek's half-elf mum) just repeats to herself "Anything for grandkids, Anything for grandkids". Aside from that she is raising her daughter Xiath with Feal-Thas. Xiath is in that point in her life were she puts everything she can in her mouth. The fact that her mouth is lined with rows of razor sharp teeth (that would be her dad's influence) powered by powerful jaw muscles (this is from her mother's side interestingly) this means that where other babies leave teeth marks, Xiath leaves holes. Satnak, Ketty's younger sister, makes the Fury mess its pants. Good thing for the universe she's utterly whipped by her Abberation mate Serene. Serene appears female, very female, but her internal workings are beyond such petty restrictions as gender. Fluffy is Satnak's half-green dragon cat. Do I really need to say anything more? Dorvos is the eldest child of Serene & Satnak, a young bard/psion this kid has a knack for astral contructs. His cat (one of Fluffy's brood) Mittens naps on his head most of the time. Teiza studies Shadowmagic under Terra, her totemist and inborn psionic powers combined with her unique heratige make her one dangerous little girl. Her cat Rip likes to hunt velociraptors. Corre (and her cat Tear) is Teiza's twin. She's a tad more civil, but is currently enrolled at the Eighty Empress Academy for Swordsages. Kithle,... think 8-bit's theif, and Loki from norse mythology and put an easily confused Mindflayer tadpole, in the resulting abomination's skull. Chalky will eat you, with teriyaki, while painting murals on your skin. |
| Kaizer_Ryu04-29-07, 06:13 PM | Death Paper: :( I feel unloved... Squirrel Commander: Squeaken squeakity. (Get in line.) OOC: BTW, Paulon, I meant to mention that your intro of Fela was hilarious. :D |
| Lord Kale Fangblade04-29-07, 06:51 PM | The images of Naur and Naz’roth fade. Leaving Sa’vor standing alone the amphitheatre once again. Sa’vor: Next in line is my Cousin and Naz’roths lover. Tara d’Vol. An image appears of a female elf, with mid length black hair, Flawless alabaster skin and stormy grey eyes. Her build is lithe with little muscle. Her facial features bear some resemblance to Sa’vors, but they lack any feral features what so ever, replaced with elegant features. She stands at about five foot eleven and has a purposely blank expression. She wears black hooded silk robes, with a similar coloured sash about her waist. A spell component pouch graces her one side, along with a belt, several belt pouches and a scroll case. A curved silver dagger is the only physical weapon she has one her, its blade is silvered and engraved with several powerful magic runes. Strapped over her back is a long wooden staff, which is heavily engraved with magical runes. Her eyes burn with a fierce intellect, but also with a little sadness. She appears to be at least twenty five, though from her eyes its easy to tell she’s far older. Sa’vor: Tara is… well.. The Heart of the group. She worries constantly over our well beings, she tends to mother us. But don’t believe that to be weakness, Tara is anything but weak. She’s perhaps the most gifted out of them all magically. She managed her first cantrip at just twelve, she’s been using black magic since the age of sixteen. Her first re-animation was at the age of twenty. When it comes to Necromancy, she surpasses even Naz’roth. Tara isn't a fighter, she’s a researcher, a thinker and philosopher. But when she’s forced to take to the battle field she is merciless to the extreme. Tara’s main love, other than Naz’roth is books. She has quite the collection. Well… had. When the Citadel collapsed she lost most of the volumes. Damaging books is perhaps the most heinous crime in existence for Tara, in the past she’s reacted with… extreme prejudice. Tara’s image wavers and vanishes. Sa’vor then summons up a new image, this one of a Seven foot elf, with bone white skin and snow white hair. His hair is kept long and tied back. His facial features are elegant with a passing trace of Sa’vors savagery. He has pale ice blue eyes. His build is lithe and athletic and slightly muscled. Beneath his right eye is a curling magical rune. He wears elegant Noble mans clothing of black silk, with a black sash about his waist. Over these he wears a black Darkleaf Breastplate with a glossy black Khyber shard embedded in it, Similar bracers, Shin guards and thigh guards also occupy his body. He wears three silver rings on his right hand. A silver bracelet with small Khyber, Eberron and Sibryes shards hanging from it is about his left wrist. Within each of the shards is a different magical rune. On the elf’s right palm is a burnt in magic rune. Like Tara he has a spell components pouch, A belt with several belt pouches, a potion pouch, Scroll case and various other wizarding accessories (except the pointy hat and robes). Hanging from the belt on small silver chains are various runic charms. Clutched in his right hand is his darkwood staff, which has several runes carved down the length. In apparant age, he looks about 15/16. Sa’vor: this is my other grandchild, Sithis. The second youngest in the group, Sithis was born in the other realm. But I sent him over to the forgotten freedom for training and to keep him away from those who would get their hands on the thirteenth son of my thirteenth son. Sithis is a Eldritch Theurge, he successfully combines the abilities of a wizard and warlock as well as mixing their energies to create unique effects. Sithis attends the Open Eye academy as well as private tutelage with Tara, Naz’roth and Feal-Thas. Sithis, despite his skill, is young. Only two centuries old he doesn't possess all of his Half-Vampire abilities yet. Unlike Half-Vampires of this realm Sithis is equal in power and ability to a full vampire of the first circle*, Sithis walks between two worlds, life and death. Subsisting on the energies of both, Negative energy and Positive energy heal him, and he is much more resilient to harm than most living creatures. Sithis’s main weakness is inexperience, this leads him to make rash and dangerous decisions. Sithis is loyal friend to Tirmek, Sarah, Elina, Gaz and the group. Although he does possess a mild dislike for Lilly (for being spoony) and Kerrith (for being insufferable) . * there are four circles. 4th being normal vampires as presented in the monster manuels, as you get further within the circles, they lose more weaknesses and gain more power. But become less numerous and more difficult to create. A 3rd circle vampire spawn is equal in power to a 4th circle full Vampire. Powers of the vampires vary from house to house, with different houses having unique powers and skills. Such as being able to draw on lifewells to boost their abilities to absorbing arcane energy. |
| DragoonDarkfire04-29-07, 07:12 PM | And now useing the miracle of... well Miracle we have learned the story of the Three Great Wyrms. Now we bring you the tale of Eberron, Siberys and Khyber in... THE THREE DRAGONS It opens up to see Eberron, Siberys and Khyber in front of a carpentry store. Eberron: Oy Khyber why are we in front of here? Khyber: Listen here smoes. We gots us a job. Miss Valatiel wants us three to paint her house and she's willing to pay ten big ones if we do a good job. Siberys: TEN BIG ONES!? Khyber: you heard me. Eberron moves over to Khyber Eberron: Hey Khyber... what's a big one? Khyber: come here. Eberron looks over and Khyber pokes him in the eye as a comedical sound effect rings out. Eberron: OW! Khyber: Now let's get crack'in. The scene changes to Eberron, Siberys and Khyber standing in a room with newspaper all over the ground. The dragons wear white aprons and caps, Khyber is holding paint cans, Eberron's holding brushes and Siberys is holding a ladder. A female dragon walks over to the three of them. Valatiel: Now I hope you three know what you're doing. Siberys: You kiddin? We've been paintin for years now. Eberron: Yea Khyber's been meanin to paint the town red with you for a while now, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. Khyber slaps Eberron upside the head. Khyber: Quiet mutton head. Valatiel: Well I hope you men do a good job. I'll be back in five hours. She walks out of the room. Siberys: Alright let's go. Siberys turns sharply, causing the ladder to knock Khyber and Eberron to the ground. Cartoonish sound effects follow their crashing. Siberys: Woa you guys okay? Khyber gets up. Khyber: Yea. Hey come over here. Siberys leans in and Khyber slaps him. Khyber: Now let's get painting. The scene moves to the dragons painting the room. Eberron is painting a wall with zig-zag lines across as he moves the brush over Siberys's body. Siberys: A-HEM! Eberron stops and looks back at Siberys. He looks him over for a second and then paints his face with the brush. Eberron: Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. Siberys slaps the brush out of his hands. Khyber walks over Khyber: Hey Eberron, I thought I told you to buy daffodil yellow. Eberron: I did Khyber. Just like you told me. Khyber grabs Eberron's nose and pulls him down toward his face. Khyber: You mutton head. This is DEEP yellow not daffodil. Eberron: NYEH, NYEH, NYEH! Siberys: Hey knock it off. She didn't say what color we should use just that we make it look nice. Khyber lets go of Eberrons nose and he is thrown back into a wall. His head becomes implanted in the drywall. Khyber: awww no. Siberys: Well let's gettim out of there. They begin to pull him out and when his head is lurched free they go flying back. Eberron: Gee thanks Siberys. Siberys: You're welcome... where's Khyber? They see Khybers head implanted in drywall. Khyber: GET ME OUTA HERE YOU DUNDER HEADS! Eberron: Hey Khyber maybe you should improve your hidin' skills nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. Khyber whacks Eberron with a paint can. To be continued... |
| Charles Phipps04-29-07, 07:23 PM | OOC: I had no idea what the hell that just was. But I liked it. IC: Rose: Greetings Sapients, I am Rose, First Mate and Quartermaster of the Forgotten Freedom. These are my sixteen year old children, Lilly and Ivy. Lilly: I thought we were younger than that. Rose: I'm attempting not to scare people given you make sex jokes all the time. They were already horrified enough by the CREATURE THAT MUST NOT BE NAMED! Lilly: You mean Kitten? Rose: YES! THE THING THAT MUST NOT BE NAMED. Lilly: And moving me up in timeline age to sixteen is a good thing why? Rose: People are less offended by sex jokes that way. Lilly: Yes, because no fourteen year old has ever made a raunchy joke. Rose: Anyway, I am a Half-Elf and Swashbuckling Bard. Ivy: What's a quartermaster do dad? Rose: The Captain exists as a figurehead to do fighting, drink all our liquor, and take the majority of the treasure to blow on wh*res. I exist to actually run the ship for no credit. Ivy: So, you're like Riker or Spock. Why the asterisk? Rose: We're sailors and yet we can't swear on these boards. Lilly: I am a Paladin of Dol Arrah! Chosen by the Gods to serve the cause of good. Rose: Lilly is an example of what we term to be a badly played Paladin. Lilly: EVIL! I SENSE EVIL! *Lilly leaps over at a random Red Shirt and starts slashing him to pieces while the unarmed man screams in agony* Rose: Oddly, he's a wizard too but only seems to know one highly destructive spell. Ivy: He also turns into a Epic Troll whenever he gets angry. Rose: You wouldn't like him when he gets angry. Ivy: So, what about me dad? Rose: Ivy is the straight man for all the jokes despite being gay. Ivy: Hey! Rose: It's true. Frankly, as you may have guessed. There's a lot of problems with gender and girdles of masculinity/feminity on this ship. Honestly, my son Lilly and I are the only people really on the full narrow here. Plus the Captain. *A man conspiciously resembling Jonny Depp wanders by* Jarlot: Where's the rum and wh*res? Saying the asterisk is the hardest of that part. Rose: He's our model of behavior. *Jarlot throws up on rose's shoes* Rose: I saw that coming. |
| DragoonDarkfire04-29-07, 07:27 PM | OOC: I had no idea what the hell that just was. But I liked it. OCC: I suggest watching the Three Stooges |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-29-07, 07:48 PM | Rose: I'm attempting not to scare people given you make sex jokes all the time. Silver: I say if it scares them then they shouldn't be reading this thread. 13: Yeah, we can come up with disturbing stuff without resorting to outright gross factor. Rose: Ivy is the straight man for all the jokes despite being gay. Silver: And yet on the Wiki it's listed as bi. |
| Kaizer_Ryu04-29-07, 07:49 PM | OOC: Not only have we managed to suck all respect out of the Emerald Claw, Erandis D'Vol, every monarch/government in Khorvaire, the Lords of Dust, the Daelkyr, the Quori, the Rajahs, the Dragons, and the Sovereign Host, but now the Progenitor Dragons have been reduced to Larry, Moe, and Curly Joe. Poor Hellcow. :D |
| Charles Phipps04-29-07, 07:58 PM | Silver: And yet on the Wiki it's listed as bi. Rose: Well he's ATTRACTED to women, its just he's in a committed homosexual relationship right now...with a half-dragon. Ivy: who makes plushies! Rose: Exactly. Other characters on the ship include... Ketler: I'm the resident Artificer. I'm a geek who has knowledge of Earthworld culture. Marish: I'm the ship's shifter and concubine. *purrs* Rose: Yes, apparently shifter is codeword for catgirl as opposed to 'noble race of warriors' around here. Andrea: The ship's necromancer. I make dead people. Rose: And our resident villains. Erandis D'vol: Hello dearie! I'll get you and your little dog too! Mordain Fleshweaver: You know what? I'm just going to make you attack my entire lair, floor by floor, and when you finally reach me...teleport away. Rose: And the world's worst blackguard.... Michael: Those fools on the ship scorned me! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE! Right after my bake sale! |
| rampant04-29-07, 08:27 PM | Tirmek - I must call slander, Lily is the world's worst Blackgaurd. Lily - I'm not a blackgaurd. Tirmek - You were when you were thirteen. Lily - it was a phase, I grew out of it. Tirmek - Then why is there still a Souldrinker in your weapons cache. Lily - Thats a secret! How did you know! Tirmek - I'm psychic, your will save is so low I spend power points not to read your tiny little mind. No seriously you disgust me. |
| Kaizer_Ryu04-29-07, 08:51 PM | Andrea: The ship's necromancer. I make dead people.Bunny: And I make people dead. Go figure. Michael: Those fools on the ship scorned me! I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE! Right after my bake sale!Forest Imps: :devil: Michael: :eek: Noooooo! My precious cookies! ----- Terra: Sorry about the delay. What'd I miss? Rose: The entities started a new thread. Terra: Again? Rose: Elina handled the intro's for your entity. Terra: *turns to the screen (yes, there's a screen. Because it's funny, that's why)* Well then, hello everyone. I'm Terra, Rose's half-sister and the resident goddess. Rose: They already know that. Terra: :mad: I'm just being polite. Rose: Should I ask what you've been up to? Terra: Probably not. Motoko: Oh, it was only the most amazing two days of my life. Rose: :confused: What's with the limp? Terra: Sorry if I was a bit rough. Motoko: :P I like it rough. Rose: :mymy: :yuck: Motoko Female Human Blackguard/Monk (I think) She's had a pretty awful life, and is quite bitter because of it. She was originally assigned to watch Terra while the diety was slightly out of touch with reality following the death of her wife, Lisa. Now the two have struck up a relationship based solely around :pile:, and are perfectly ok with this. Terra gets her fix (Lisa was Epic in bed and more than understanding (read: enthusiastic) about the tentacles) without feeling that she's being unfaithful to Lisa and Motoko gets to enjoy some of the better things in life. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-29-07, 10:08 PM | Marish: I'm the ship's shifter and concubine. *purrs* Silver: And yet she still managed to be mother to four wonderful kids. From four fathers. In the same litter. Cole: Son of Ash. Rashour: Son of Terrek, though both are kinda loath to admit it. Schroedigger: Son of Jarlot. This came as no surprise. Admiral Wolverene Lighteningbolt: Son of Cuddles (aka Spleen-Eater). Mariash is still in a relationship with Cuddles. …the two have struck up a relationship based solely around :pile:… Silver: Because I wanted something simple for a change. |
| Charles Phipps04-29-07, 10:39 PM | Now let's return to our plots... The Secret Headquarters of the Emerald Claw Mordain Fleshweaver: Those imbeciles! Fools! BLUNDERERS! HOW DARE THEY THREATEN THE DEADLY MORDAIN FLESHWEAVER! My servants! Come to me! *A pair of guys wearing Moth outfits walk up to him, one thin as a rail and one very fat* Moth 21#: Yes sir? Moth 24#: Yes Boss! Mordain Fleshweaver: It is time to begin plotting our revenge against that goody-goody Doctor Venture! Moth 21#: Aren't we the Emerald Claw sir? Mordain Fleshweaver: Yes. Moth 24#: Then why are we dressed like pink moths? *Mordain STARES at him* *The thin one falls to his knees* Moth 24#: Forget I asked! Forget I asked! *Erandis D'Vol walks in with her new appearance, both beautiful and sultry* *Her thick baritone hadn't changed though* Erandis: Hello Pookey. Mordain Fleshweaver: I want his head on a plate! Erandis: Doctor Venture doesn't exist in this reality honey. Mordain Fleshweaver: THEN WE'LL DESTROY THE FORGOTTEN FREEDOM! |
| rampant04-29-07, 10:51 PM | kithle - ohhahahahahahahahahahahahah wheeeeeeeee oooohhahahahahahhahahahaha |
| Paulon04-30-07, 02:33 AM | OOC: BTW, Paulon, I meant to mention that your intro of Fela was hilarious. :D *bows* ************************* In the captain's chambers a gathering is taking place. The crew present are Captain Jarlot, Rose, and a hideous thing somewhat resembling a spider crossed with an eel. Seated across the desk from them is a young woman, reading through a thick sheaf of papers. Her red hair contrasts with the plain blue garb she wears. A staff leans against her chair. Spider-thing: Why am I even wasting time here? OOPaulon: *quietly, so the woman doesn't notice him* It's an intro Squishy. Nobody has used you lately, and I think you'll enjoy the results of this. It certainly beats being chased by Chalky... want me to change the scene? :smirk: *Squishy shudders* Jarlot: So, Caer. All you have to do is sign each paper on the dotted line. Then Rose here can issue you your red shirt. In between your duties you're sure to have time for this 'search' of yours. Caer: *frowns* If I'm reading these correctly, then if I sign, I essentially give up any right I have to anything but a messy death. After which I might get rendered into chilli or animated as an undead because burial costs too much. I'd be giving permission to be used as a test subject for any concoction that a crew member feels like testing in the food, and if I survive at all, I get paid as of when you happen to feel like it. I think not. Jarlot: You won't find it easy to seach the Forgotten Freedom without permission to be here. Caer: I have an alternative suggestion. How about instead of you paying me so I have an official reason to be here, I pay you? Five hundred crowns a day sound a fair price? First month in advance? Squishy: Five hundred coppers? A pittance. :mad: Caer: Sorry. Force of habit. Back home a crown is what we call a gold coin. Jarlot, Rose, & Squishy: :$$: :$$: :$$: Jarlot: I... think that would be acceptable. Caer: So, shall we settle the details then? For starters, would you prefer payment in coins or gemstones? *she rolls a large flawless diamond across the table before taking out some coins for examination and purity testing* Negotiations follow as they hammer out the terms, which are finally signed and sealed. Broadly summarised they are: 1) 500 gold galifars per day 'passage fee' with a cabin. Monthly payment in advance, non-refundable if the month is cut short by Caer leaving or being ejected for any reason. 2) The crew are asked to lay off any lethal nastiness towards her. Of course the entire trip is at Caer's own risk anyway. No guarantees here. 3) If any of the Ubers get angry at Caer for any reason, tough. She's on her own. 4) There's a 500 gold galifar fee per redshirt Caer kills for any reason but self-defense. She's not crew after all. 5) Any damage done by her is to be paid for promptly. Squishy will provide the valuations. Slow payments will have reasonable amounts of interest charged. A redshirt is summoned to guide Caer to her new quarters and she leaves. Squishy: :devil: Rose: That went quite well. Jarlot: We have some sort of mage, who needs to keep this ship intact while she looks for whatever it is she's hunting. And instead of paying her, she's paying us. :evillaugh Squishy: :schemes: IHH: Notification to her home address, not here. :) Compound interest. :D My valuation. :devil: When we've got everything she owns in penalties, we can sell her as breeding stock. :evillaugh Rose: Something funny Squishy? Squishy: :schemes: She mentioned an interest in alchemy. So I told the redshirt to take her to meet Pholly after showing her her quarters. Shortly thereafter the Forgotten Freedom rocks... BOOM Squishy: :$$: ************************ There is a certain sort of mage who makes others nervous. They tend to settle in isolated towers, where they perform unnatural experiments and create legions of hideous monsters with which they plan to conquer the world. Caer settled in a small hamlet not far from a major city, and the most hideous abominations produced in her experiments are the oddly hued flowers in her garden. Nonetheless her focus on her research can make less dedicated folk wary... Slender of build and medium in height, Caer is not conventionally beautiful, but most men consider her mildly attractive. Her red hair is shoulder length, held back out of her green eyes by a bandana but otherwise is usually left to be wild. Her slight build disguises a surprising degree of strength and endurance for her size, built by regular practice with both unarmed fighting and a staff, though she lacks the hardiness and skills of a dedicated and trained warrior. As wizards go, Caer is quite skilled, though she lacks the power of one of the Ubers. She also has limited ranger training, gained through the experience of surviving several years of guerilla warfare. Her limited weapons training is with the dagger and staff - she is surprisingly skilled with the latter. She also has significant unarmed training. Having later managed to annoy a now-defunct assassins guild has also sharpened her senses considerably. Under normal circumstances Caer is interested in research. She gets curious about an idea, then tracks down everything she can find out about it, everything related to it, and anything else of interest that she turns up while researching. This has lead to her doing anything from growing oddly coloured flowers, or studying the habits of local wildlife, through alchemy and wandmaking, to what was her current project, analysis and manipulation of active spells. Her research had given limited successes - she can sometimes tamper with durational spells or ongoing magical effects, but the results can be unpredictable. Caer also has one knack that's rather useful. She can change her shape in a fashion similar to a druid's wildshape ability. She cannot take the form of magical creatures, or gain non-biological magical powers - which still leaves her with the natural movement forms, senses, or natural attacks like poison if she chooses to assume an appropriate shape. She can assume a lycanthropic style hybrid form of an animal if she chooses, though she doesn't often do so. She also can take the forms of an acidic ooze or large spider - creatures she has studied previously. She has learned a version of the druidic Natural Spellcasting feat and can cast spells in animal form without difficulty. She does know the standard spells for changing shapes, but is cautious about using them if there's a chance of having them dispelled. For undisclosed reasons howerver, she has left her research and is currently aboard the Forgotten Freedom. She has told Jarlot that she is looking for something that she believes is aboard the vessel, but has failed to reveal precisely what. Probably just as well, considering what the crew is like. |
| rampant04-30-07, 03:15 AM | Sarah - Gotcha kitty! *pounce* Tirmek - heh:) , ...:( Sarah - :confused: Tirmek - We need to talk. Sarah - :eek: Tirmek - Now, Sarah recently you've made some ... comments. Sarah - Comments my fluffy blue tail! those are advances Kitty. Tirmek - Well yes about that we need to set some limits here, because frankly we have scary Moms and I don't want to die. |
| Charles Phipps04-30-07, 04:03 AM | OOC: Well done Paulon, I very much enjoyed that little segment. |
| Paulon04-30-07, 04:44 AM | OOC: Thanks Charles. Since my ability to edit my posts seems to be messed up tonight, here's the character info that seems to have been cut off. *************************** Caer, NG Human Ranger 2, Wizard ? There is a certain sort of mage who makes others nervous. They tend to settle in isolated towers, where they perform unnatural experiments and create legions of hideous monsters with which they plan to conquer the world. Caer settled in a small hamlet not far from a major city, and the most hideous abominations produced in her experiments are the oddly hued flowers in her garden. Nonetheless her focus on her research can make less dedicated folk wary... Slender of build and medium in height, Caer is not conventionally beautiful, but most men consider her mildly attractive. Her red hair is shoulder length, held back out of her green eyes by a bandana but otherwise is usually left to be wild. Her slight build disguises a surprising degree of strength and endurance for her size, built by regular practice with both unarmed fighting and a staff, though she lacks the hardiness and skills of a dedicated and trained warrior. As wizards go, Caer is quite skilled, though she lacks the power of one of the Ubers. She also has limited ranger training, gained through the experience of surviving several years of guerilla warfare. Her limited weapons training is with the dagger and staff - she is surprisingly skilled with the latter. She also has significant unarmed training. Having later managed to annoy a now-defunct assassins guild has also sharpened her senses considerably. Under normal circumstances Caer is interested in research. She gets curious about an idea, then tracks down everything she can find out about it, everything related to it, and anything else of interest that she turns up while researching. This has lead to her doing anything from growing oddly coloured flowers, or studying the habits of local wildlife, through alchemy and wandmaking, to what was her current project, analysis and manipulation of active spells. Her research had given limited successes - she can sometimes tamper with durational spells or ongoing magical effects, but the results can be unpredictable. Caer also has one knack that's rather useful. She can change her shape in a fashion similar to a druid's wildshape ability. She cannot take the form of magical creatures, or gain non-biological magical powers - which still leaves her with the natural movement forms, senses, or natural attacks like poison if she chooses to assume an appropriate shape. She can assume a lycanthropic style hybrid form of an animal if she chooses, though she doesn't often do so. She also can take the forms of an acidic ooze or large spider - creatures she has studied previously. She has learned a version of the druidic Natural Spellcasting feat and can cast spells in animal form without difficulty. She does know the standard spells for changing shapes, but is cautious about using them if there's a chance of having them dispelled. For undisclosed reasons howerver, she has left her research and is currently aboard the Forgotten Freedom. She has told Jarlot that she is looking for something that she believes is aboard the vessel, but has failed to reveal precisely what. Probably just as well, considering what the crew is like. |
| luna18moon04-30-07, 10:41 AM | Slaypaw: Alright, let's get this over with. I'm Slaypaw, a tibbit barbarian who will attempt to annihilate your existance (not ENTIRELY impossible on this ship) if you mess with my family. I had four draconic half-tibbit kittens with Fluffy, who will introduce themselves. Mittens: Hi! I'm Mittens. I can see spirits as if they were alive, and I have a spirit, Nashvir, for a boyfriend. Nashvir: Hi. Rip and Tear: We're Rip and Tear, highly telepathic twins with a tendency to annoy people by either invading their brains for a few seconds or making them lose their train of thought. Shred: Shred. I can see the future, with occaisional sucess in actually seeing something worthwhile. Stupid useless powers... Brea gets shoved forward by Rip and Tear. Brea: :eek: :embarrass Um, hello. I'm Brea, a construct brought to life by an... interesting wizard. I'm dating Shred because Rip and Tear tricked him into it. Shred: I still haven't taken my revenge for that. Rip: Do you seriously Tear: think you could Rip: Even touch us Tear: If we didn't Rip: Let you? Besides, Tear: You won't. Shred: Why not? *pulls out black dagger* Rip: Because we finally Tear: Figured out how Rip: To get someone Tear: To fall in love. Shred: :nonono: You guys are worse than vermin. Let's go, Brea. Brea: *anime sweatdrop* All right. |
| Charles Phipps04-30-07, 02:36 PM | Lilly: Well, its time we returned to the Forgotten Freedom. Elina: Why? Lilly: In FF1, they had to acquire a pirate ship to go find the Earth Orb. Tirmek: Who cares about an Earth Orb!? We're not taking this quest! We're going to go down to Sharn and get hammered before forgetting we ever met that evil old wizard. Sarah: You missed your large intestine. Tirmek: Oh...*stuffs it back in* Lilly: We've got to do it....BECAUSE ITS A QUEST! Elina: I'm more concerned with how we're supposed to get back to the Forgotten Freedom with all those damned random encounters. Lilly: I know. Tirmek: Oh no... Lilly: Montage. *They're suddenly in Q'barra* Tirmek: What the.... Young Lady: You can find the Elemental Ring in Xen'drick. Tirmek: How the hell did we get... *they're now in Xen'drick* Local Man: For ten years I probed for the Floater. Tirmek: EWWWW! Lilly: Yeah, let's move on. *They're suddenly in a Sharn bar* Tirmek: Okay....suddenly Lilly can control reality and it freaks me out. Elina: Only when its funny. Tirmek: How did we get past all those monsters. Elina: That requires a musical number! Tirmek: NO WAIT! * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcEE30Bz8ws * Tirmek: GAH! Lilly: Mmmm liquor. Tirmek: Lilly, I swear, you are the du.....what's happening... Lilly: The slightest trace of ALCOHOL...it....transforms.... *SULK APPEARS* Tirmek: This day cannot get worse. Sulk: Ooooo, pretty kitty! Want pet and love! Tirmek: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-30-07, 04:00 PM | Sulk: Ooooo, pretty kitty! Want pet and love! Sulk: I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George. Tirmek: *choke, eye-pop* 13: Neh *lip smacks* what's up, doc? |
| rampant04-30-07, 04:11 PM | Sarah - :headexplo: Hands off my Kitty! *beat*crunch*maim* Tirmek - This is the best day of my life. My girlfriend is going to kill Lily.... Better help make sure it sticks. DIE SPOONY! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-30-07, 04:15 PM | Tirmek - ……My girlfriend is going to kill Lily.... …… Bunny: Elina won't allow it. :bored: Tirmek: I thought you were rooting for this. Bunny: Oh, I am. I just don't want to get my hopes up. |
| dutchmason04-30-07, 04:22 PM | OODutch: Hmm it appears most of Benedicks intro was already done for him so I"ll just wrap that up by adding to the anatomy study with some history. This specimen commonly reffered to as Benedick was born in the Mysterious area known to him as the Belowdecks. Son of the first redshirt to reach full term and some guy (or Caralot, or Terra :confused: ) he was forced to raise himself, educating himself only with old 3rd ed. books discarded.It was from here he learned his true vocation, survivor. In fact he's taken six of the ten levels in the prestige class. Benedick: I don't die! Frequently! 9Note this character is in no way related to either of the tow aforementioned females. Now allow me to entertain you while I remove my foot from my a**9 ........................................ ........................................ ........................ Benedick: Now that my..lessons are over I think I'll go have some breakfast. :chicken: :behold: :hides: :twitch: :shocked: :crazy: :drool: :looloo: :ghosted: :OMG! :banghead: :hoppingma :headexplo :censored: :tantrum: :eek: Benedick: What just happened? I've been turned into a tiny animated child with a blue shirt! What's going on! (Content warning) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuN_VWZt35g) Later Normal Benedick: My head is broken Kanatash: Excellent... |
| Charles Phipps04-30-07, 04:50 PM | Sulk: Sulk no want to hurt Pretty Dog-girl. *pulls in Sarah close* Sarah: meep. |
| DragoonDarkfire04-30-07, 05:49 PM | AN NOW CONTINUES THE SAGA OF THE THREE DRAGONS! We see Khyber painting a wall, he goes to dip his brush into the paint can but finds it empty. Khyber:... WE'RE ALL OUTTA PAINT! Siberys walks over. Siberys: wadda mean we're all outa paint. How much did Eberron buy? Eberron: wells you guys said get what we need. Aren't two buckets enough? Khyber: You dunder head. Khyber whacks Eberron on the head with the paint brush. Khyber: We need more paint. Where's the rest of the money Eberron? Eberron: ... well I spent it. Khyber: WHAT!? Siberys: ON WHAT!? Eberron: well on beer. They have some of the finest in all the universe here- Siberys: AWWWWW! Khyber whacks Eberron again. Khyber: You mutton head. Now we ain't got paint to finish Valatiel's living room with. Siberys: Wait. Don't they have alcohol based paint? Khyber: YEA! We can make the paint ourselves. Eberron: But guys I was really hoping to have some- Khyber grabs Eberron's neck. Khyber: listen 'ere you snot brain dunder head. We gotta impress Valatiel or else. You here me? Eberron: I hear ya Khyber. Khyber: Good. Khyber bonks Eberron on the head with a small mallet. |
| rampant04-30-07, 06:05 PM | Tirmek - :twitch: Sarah - Yay! Gore! Lily's head - real mature Tirmek! One little hug and you go all crazy psycho-possesive boyfriend. Tirmek - :twitch: he just won't die |
| Charles Phipps04-30-07, 06:55 PM | Lilly: Why would I? I've probably got 50 hit points left, easy. Tirmek: *sob* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-30-07, 07:00 PM | Tirmek - :twitch: he just won't die Bunny: I feel your pain. Tirmek: :weep: Thank you. A glowy white arrow falls out of the sky and shish-kababs Tirmek. Tirmek: *girk* Bunny: Okay, I am your pain. |
| urial angel of death04-30-07, 07:08 PM | Honestly, my son Lilly and I are the only people really on the full narrow here. Plus the Captain. Volrath: I resent that! OOUrial: Then why don't you introduce yourself? Volrath: Fine but we're kind of in the middle of something. *camara pans out to show that Volrath and his family are eating dinner* Volrath: I'm the ship's librarian and resident spawn of the Crawling Chaos one of the Elder Gods of Cthulhu Mythos. Meaning that I am capable of amazing shapechanging abilities and can heal incredibly quickly. It also means that I age very slowly. OOUrial: So he looks and acts about thirteen. P/Y/R: Hello I'm P/Y/R and Volrathipoo is my sweet little hubby. I run the ship's rehab center for strange fetishes. I was at one time three separate entities, Pain, Yuna, and Rikku, but we became one a long time ago. Lenneth: Hello I am one of the first set of children to come out of this creepy relationship. I am the composite of all of the best warrior heroes of all time, such as Cloud, Link, and my namesake Lenneth Valkyrie. Next is my brother Myrr. Myrr: Hi Lenneth: He is a combination of all the greatest mages to grace any world, including Vivi, Magus, and Ed. The next in this set of septuplets is my brother Vladimir. Vlad: I will eat you soul! Lenneth: He combine the aspects of many villians, like Loki, Ridley, Vaati, and Kefka. Our other evil sibling is Stewie. Though currently he is in the care of the ship's resident archangel Aerith, he is in fact any evil mastermind bent on worlddomination. He seems to be very familiar to residents of your world for reason that are beyond me. Then comes my only sister, Ishtar. Ishtar: Goo! Lenneth: She does not seem to have matured sense her infant days, and possesses a power over all sorts of oozes. Last of the first batch was Butters. Butters: Hi guys! Lenneth: He is the only child in the family to not have overtly magical powers, other than his relentless cheerfulness. Without he probably would have committed suicide a long time ago, because the entire world is out to get him. Finally is the kid in the parka, his name is Kenny. Kenny: Hhmmph Mhhhrrhhkk P/Y/R: Kenny mind your language. Lenneth: He is worldly beyond his years and has shown the ability to never permanently die, but suffers numerous temperary deaths. Volrath: Alright I'm gonna serve dessert, before your mother and I leave, but you first have to tell me why it's okay to eat it. kids: *in unison* Because humans don't develop souls until the age of six. Volrath: Here you go *tosses the children a baby that is quickly devoured* Volrth and P/Y/R exit. Myrr: *spitting out a chunck of bone* Why do you think it is that mom and dad spent so much time alone in their room? Kenny: Mpmmmmmpm fmmfmpmffmmfpmp mfpmfffmm fmpmpppppfmpmmmmmfpmfmppfmm mffpppfmpppf mfpmpppff pfmfmffmmfmmffm. Lenneth: Mom doesn't even have a cat! Butters: Well what ever it is atleast they seem to be enjoying themselves. Vladimir: Do the rest of you ever notice how muc older Mom looks than dad? Butters: A little. Vladimir: He's like only seven years older than us! Kenny's head blows up. Butter: Oh my dad! You killed Kenny! Lenneth: *pointing at Vlad* You bastard! Vladimir: We have the same parents and were born at the same time. Lenneth: Shut up. :( |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-30-07, 08:03 PM | Lenneth: Mom doesn't even have a cat! Silver: (points at E.B.N.E.'s name) The origin. OOcat: Now I'm not sure whether that's an insult. |
| Kaizer_Ryu04-30-07, 11:02 PM | Tirmek - Well yes about that we need to set some limits here, because frankly we have scary Moms and I don't want to die.Sarah: ...so you're saying I need to back off. Tirmek: Not exactly, just...you know, keep the clothing on. Sarah: :raincloud Tirmek: Come on, don't be like that. You know how I feel about you. Sarah: *sulk* Tirmek: I know how you live by impulse. You love anything that gets your adrenaline up, and I understand why you'd want to go...there. Sarah: Is this another one of those "too young" reasonings? Tirmek: Well...yes. Think about it. We're still growing up. We've got plenty of time to spend together. I don't want to ruin things by going too fast. And, like I said, our mothers are scary. Sarah: ...they would freak out a bit, wouldn't they? Tirmek: :bored: No, that isn't a reason to do it anyway. Sarah: :P Tirmek: If it's any consolation, once things come together- Sarah: :D :smirk: Tirmek: :rolleyes: Pun not intended. But when we're ready, I'll be on you like Ninja blood. Sarah: Hee hee... Hey, you know what? I'm pretty sure you've never actually said how you feel about me. Tirmek: :confused: Really? Never? Sarah: Say it. Tirmek: Er... Sarah: Say it. Tirmek: I... Sarah: Saaaaaaaaaaay it. Tirmek: I love you. Sarah: :cloud9: *GLEE* :cloud9: |
| rampant05-01-07, 12:36 AM | Silver - Well those two are taken care of for a while, on to spoony. Bunny - Isn't he with Elina? 13 - Yeah but he's spoony. Silver - Needs all the help he can get. bunny - Then why let the little punk exist in the first place. Silver - Sometimes I enjoy a challenge. |
| Paulon05-01-07, 12:43 AM | OOPaulon: You want a real challenge? *points at Bunny and 13* Those two. :P |
| ratslinky05-01-07, 02:36 AM | OOPaulon: You want a real challenge? *points at Bunny and 13* Those two. :P OORatslinky: Pff a trifle for a real challenge how about Lilly and Tirmek |
| rampant05-01-07, 02:47 AM | Tirmek - :Twitch: Ivy - He looks like his mother when he does that. Lily - :yuck: Ivy - What where you're aiming dammit! Elina - ... *manifests mind blade* Sarah - HOOOWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OORatslinky - *anime sweatdrop* This is gonna hurt. OORampant - In places we don't even have. OORatslinky - Why are you here? Tirmek - For being a sadistic E.B.N.E. |
| Paulon05-01-07, 03:18 AM | OOPaulon: *at a nice safe distance* And that is why it pays to be careful what you suggest or who you suggest it about. |
| ratslinky05-01-07, 03:28 AM | OORatslinky: And this is why I invest in and escape plan *Throws a smoke bomb and a ninja and then runs* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-01-07, 07:51 AM | OOPaulon: You want a real challenge? *points at Bunny and 13* Those two. :P OOcat: :confused: I think you just officially broke Crystalforged's permanent Crazy E.B.N.E. award. Silver: I think little OOPaulon needs to be reminded of exactly how the rules of reality work around us. 13: Or don't work, whichever the case may be. OOcat: Okay, these three technically don't exist, at least not as entities. They are forces of the universe with a mouth and a mask that just happen to look like entities. As such they are not subject to each other's forces except for 13's annoyance force. They have no biological drives. You getting the picture? :ahem: Bunny: There's an impossible challenge, and then there's just a place where you stopped thinking. |
| urial angel of death05-01-07, 10:06 AM | Kerrith: I feel so very alone. :weep: |
| urial angel of death05-01-07, 11:02 AM | Silver: (points at E.B.N.E.'s name) The origin. OOcat: Now I'm not sure whether that's an insult. OOUrial: Consider what they were talking about first. Then consider the true meanings of modern slang. |
| rampant05-01-07, 01:47 PM | Tirmek - Purrrrrrrr Sarah - zzzzzz Teiza - So cute Xiath - :D :devil: Momo - This is gonna rock. Momo hands Xiath an airhorn. Scias - *squigle* I have a bad feeling about this. Xiath - *BLAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEE* TIRMEK - MEEEERREEEOOW! Sarah - zzzz Tirmek - *glare* Tirmek has stuck himself to the ceiling. Somehow Sarah managed to stay on him and is still sleeping curled up on his stomach. Tirmek - You are a bad influence on my sister Teiza. Teiza, and Xiath - :P |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-01-07, 07:35 PM | Tirmek: I really don't know how she does it. Sarah: :zzz: *somewhere in the bowels of the ship, behind Pholly's lab exploding, the engine that does nothing but create noise and steam, Volrath's Aberrations brawling, Lower Deck City's hustle and bustle, and John and Earl's most recent philosophical debate* *creak* Random Ninja: *looks down at the loose floorboard* Oh he- *CHOMP* Ninja: OW! MY MOST OF ME! Sarah: *wags her tail as she drags him away* Scias: :drool: Grrrrr. *continues to bite and pull at him* Ninja: :weep: ----- Tirmek: At least she didn't use her claws when she took off... The scene pans out to show Tirmek stuck in the wall, having been propelled there when Sarah took off after her quarry. ----- Random Ninja: Oof! Dirt begins falling on his head. Random Ninja: The hell?! *cough* *sputter* *spit* Eventually all goes dark. Random Ninja: I just got buried for later use, didn't I? ???: Join the club. Random Ninja: Who's there? Random Ninja 2: I was a victim of that dog-girl and her brother same as you. I've been down here for what seems like weeks. Random Ninja: ...if we're covered in dirt, how are we talking? RN2: It's the Forgotten Freedom. Don't ask silly questions. RN: Are they ever gonna come back? RN2: They haven't yet. Too many of our brethren foolishly board the ship looking for us. RN: I TOLD the guildmaster it was a bad idea... Where are we, anyway? This is an airship, so why is there dirt in the first place? RN2: It's their mother's garden. Most of those before me have been absorbed as nourishment and used to power the Lawn Ninjas. Apparently, sunlight is like crack for plants. RN: Hasn't anyone tried to stop this? Does no one know? RN2: Pretty much everyone knows. RN: And no one cares? RN2: We're NPC's. Good for EXP, doling out missions/quests, and cannon fodder. We don't even have names. RN: ...crap. |
| Charles Phipps05-01-07, 09:05 PM | OOC: And because Lilly nearly died.. IC: Elina: Why do you keep that crossbow? Lilly: Oh this is the Tirmekslayer, It was entrusted to me by Tirmek so that if ever went evil then I would be the one to take him down. Elina: That doesn't sound like Tirmek. Lilly: Well, replace entrusted with I had it comissioned to take down Tirmek. Elina: But you won't, will you? Lilly: Not until Sarah realizes she doesn't like cats. Then I'll happily find her a nice werewolf boy. Elina: Oh, good. *Lilly tries loading a bolt and accidentally fires it* *Tirmek is shot in the head and killed as it goes through the next room* *His head lands in his morning cereal* Lilly: Crap, he rolled a 1 on his save. Sarah: OH MY MOM! YOU KILLED TIRMEK! *Sarah makes snkit noises as her adamantium claws shoot out* Lilly: Sarahverine? Sarah: What, You think you're the only one allowed to rip off Marvel comics? Lilly: Ummm...how about some weirgild! *lifts up a bag of Purina Sarah ChowTM* Sarah: A bag of chow isn't worth Tirmek....though it is delicious looking. *Sarah pours some milk into it and gets a big spoon* Elina: Oh Lilly, with Tirmek dead, whatever will you do? *Lilly starts to manically laugh* Lilly: Without Tirmek to provide a hatred for all evil, my moral compass is completely askew! I feel suddenly my wisdom and common sense growing! All these petty mortal fools! THEY ARE NOTHING! I abandon the path of the paladin and shall embrace EVIL! Elina: Gasp! I feel strangely attracted to your murderous darkness! Lilly: You shall be my Queen and I shall absorb the power of the gods to remake the universe into my image! FOR THE UNIVERSE IS POWER! PURE UNSTOPPABLE POWER! I AM THAT POWER! I AM THAT STRENGTH! *Aerith walks by with Stewie past Tirmek's corpse* Aerith: Ooops, someone had a widdle accidententy wenty. *Aerith ressurects Tirmek* Lilly: *blink blink* I feel odd, suddenly I just want to right wrongs and cuddle dog girls again. Elina: YAY! |
| rampant05-01-07, 09:16 PM | Tirmek - Give me that! *breaks crossbow over Lily's head and leaves him tangled in the scrap. Lily - Do you have any idea how much an Sonic burst elf-bane psi-bane keen crossbow with silvered bolts costs? ----------------------------------------------------------- |
| ratslinky05-01-07, 09:41 PM | Tirmek - Give me that! *breaks crossbow over Lily's head and leaves him tangled in the scrap. Lily - Do you have any idea how much an Sonic burst elf-bane psi-bane keen crossbow with silvered bolts costs? ----------------------------------------------------------- OORatslinky: Wouldn't kill Tirmek you need holy to get past the DR |
| Charles Phipps05-01-07, 09:43 PM | OORatslinky: Wouldn't kill Tirmek you need holy to get past the DR Lilly: Well, I got really lonely one night and it got covered i.....well to make a long story short. That made it holy cause I'm a paladin and Dol Arrah's chosen. Tirmek: :twitch: |
| rampant05-01-07, 09:45 PM | Tirmek - Heres a brain bender, Since I'm of good alignment, does holy bypass my dr? Because it only triggers against a creature of evil alignment. |
| Charles Phipps05-01-07, 10:00 PM | Lilly: According to the rules, yes because of your fiendish template. Of course, my good alignment is questionable at times as well. *turns into Sulk and climbs the mast while waving around Elina while little toy planes shoot at him* Rose: I wonder when we should start the Roy plot. In any case, Lilly says you need to take over the ship to go after the Earth orb? Sarah: I don't think these orbs even exist. |
| urial angel of death05-01-07, 10:01 PM | Kerrith: The weapon only has to be holy, the extra damage doesn't have to activate. Tirmek: :mad: |
| Charles Phipps05-01-07, 11:05 PM | Lilly: This feud has gone on long enough! ITS TIME TO HAVE....OUR ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN! Tirmek: Wha? Lilly: I missed out on the big brawl but I say we use our FULL power and have a brawl to end all brawls! THE LOSER HAS TO LEAVE! Tirmek: I like this already! Lilly: Let's do it in Sharn where there's no chance of innocents being hurt. Tirmek: I don't follow that logic. Lilly: Sharn...innocent...come on. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-01-07, 11:27 PM | Sarah: You know, Tirmek may be ok with waiting, and I love him for that, but I can only think that if you'd put out for Lilly it wouldn't have come to this. Elina: :ahem: Excuse me? Sarah: C'mon, with our parents? We've gotta be naturals. Elina: How can you be so calm about this? One of them might leave! What happens if it's Tirmek? Sarah: In that rather unlikely event, it's not like I can't visit you guys often. With his inheritance that I'll be receiving I say we'll have no problems. :$$: Elina: I'm not so sure. I like Lilly and all, a lot, but I'm not sure I could leave everyone just to stay with him. Sarah: It's not like you can't find someone else. Preferably less spoony. A robed blur creates a slight gust in the direction of Tirmek and Lilly's brawl. Kerrith: *waving a foam finger with "Tirmek's #1" on it* GO KITTY! |
| rampant05-02-07, 01:11 AM | Tirmek - Before we begin I'd like a definition of the rules and win/lose conditions. Otherwise I'll just activate every pain receptor in your brain, and watch your mind kill itself to escape the incomprable agony. |
| Charles Phipps05-02-07, 01:13 AM | Miko Miyasaki: Yes, you should leave Lilly. The Real Princess: Yes, Leave Lilly for us. Dandelion: Lilly leaving is wonderful. Blossom: Leaving Lilly is good. *everyone looks utterly creeped out by that* Blossom: So he can be my SQUIRE! GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER PEOPLE! |
| Charles Phipps05-02-07, 01:19 AM | Tirmek - Before we begin I'd like a definition of the rules and win/lose conditions. Otherwise I'll just activate every pain receptor in your brain, and watch your mind kill itself to escape the incomparable agony. Lilly: Then I'd just eat you as I Sulk rage. Tirmek: I don't think you can do that. Lilly: I think as we both know, logic has no hold on me. Tirmek: You...Know...that? Lilly: Look into my eyes and stare into the infinite incomprehensible madness that afflicts my soul, the horror of nonsensical nightmares and mind bending horror. Now, is that madness...or magic? Tirmek: Kanatash.... Kanatash: Kitten is his Patron Goddess! I'm so proud that she got her first cultist! Are you keeping up with your blood sacrifices Lilly? Lilly: Yes sir! *** Kitten: Who keeps leaving these dead orcs outside my room? *** Lilly: I figure worshiping Kitten, Banjo, and Dol Arrah gets me covered. Tirmek: Yeah. Rules. Lilly: Well, after we set the Stage then we obviously have to ridiculously pose until the announcer says FIGHT. Then we do a combo of fighting moves until one of our bars goes down. Then the next round begins. Tirmek: Bars? Lilly: Life bars. *points above his head* *Glowing energy bars marked with 'Tirmek' and 'Lilly' are above both's head* Tirmek: What the hell.... |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-02-07, 01:23 AM | Tirmek - Before we begin I'd like a definition of the rules and win/lose conditions. Otherwise I'll just activate every pain receptor in your brain, and watch your mind kill itself to escape the incomprable agony.Sarah: :rolleyes: You just threatened to remove the organ he uses the least. Even behind his appendix. Tirmek: Oh, gods it's rubbing off on me! HIS INCOMPETENCE IS INFECTING MY BRAIN!! Blossom: So he can be my SQUIRE! GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER PEOPLE!Elina: Considering I'm barely able to justify the non-ickyness of my own attraction, it wasn't that much of a stretch. :P |
| rampant05-02-07, 01:33 AM | Lily - Cheap bastard! Ouch! Quit *ouch* using the throw *ouch* Tirmek - ok *pluck* Lily - MY EYE! Tirmek - Oh yeah I win. Lily - No I still have life in the bar. Tirmek - True, but now your depth perception is gone. and you have a blindside. Lily - Yeah no big. Tirmek - I hate side scrolling fighting games. |
| Charles Phipps05-02-07, 01:46 AM | Round One Tirmek: In any case, why aren't these people in the background fleeing? lilly: They're just background. If this were a comic then I could hit you with this tower. Tirmek: Whatever, now I'll... Lilly: *jumps into the asteroid belt of Siberys, grabs a asteroid, and slams down on Tirmek with it* Tirmek: Ha! That didn't.... Narrator: FINISH HIM! Tirmek: WHO TAMPERED WITH MY LIFEBAR! That could not hurt me... *Tirmek is swallowed by Lilly in one gulp* *From inside Lilly's stomach* Tirmek: Okay, you win this round. Lilly: Awesome! Tirmek: But when I come out is NOT going to be pleasant for you. Lilly: I'll get the laxatives. Tirmek: Not that way! OOC: However will Tirmek beat Lilly next round!? STAY TUNED! |
| rampant05-02-07, 02:05 AM | Tirmek - Yeah round two is mine. ROUND TWO Lily - Ok what you got? Tirmek pulls out a detonator. Lily - Huh? Tirmek - Surrender or I blow the firecraker in your liver. I made good use of the last round. .... Tirmek - What? Lily - We were kind of expecting some innuendo. Tirmek - You see this is part of why I hate you. Elina - Pssst did you really put a firecracker in his liver? Tirmek - Firecracker in the liver, plastic explosive in the lungs, its hard to remember which weapon is in which organ. |
| Charles Phipps05-02-07, 02:24 AM | KABLOOM Tirmek: He he he... Lilly: Fortitude save. Tirmek: ONLY FOR HALF DAMAGE! *Life Bar goes down to half* Tirmek: Hate Hate HATE sidescrollers Sarah: USE THE SECRET TECHNIQUE! Tirmek: The what? Sarah: The ancient power of the Rakashasa! Tirmek: What ancient power!? Sarah: Move forward, forward, crouch, and punch. Tirmek:.... Sarah: Just do it! Tirmek: This is not going t..... Narrator: FIREBALL! *Fireball slams into Lilly* Tirmek: :blink: |
| rampant05-02-07, 02:32 AM | Tirmek - :devil: Lily - ****! Fireballfireballfireballfireballfireball fireballfireballfireballfireball Narrator: K.O. ... Ok you can stop now Tirmek - *rip*maim* Narrator: Seriously kid we can't start the next round until we put all his organs back in place...Did you just force-feed him his own spleen? Sarah - No he tossed that to cuddles. Elina - I'm pretty sure the one he just shoved down lily's throat was the gall bladder. |
| Charles Phipps05-02-07, 02:40 AM | Tirmek: RAKASHASA SUPER SLASH! Lilly: COMBO HOLY AVENGER SPINNING SWORD WITH KICK! Tirmek: Bite! Lilly: SHOR-SULK-UKEN! Tirmek: WHIRLWIND TAIL! Lilly: Dragonslave. Tirmek: HA! YOU HAVE...what, speed casting!? KABLOOM Tirmek: Ha! I saw how you did that move! KABLOOM *Sharn is now a pile of rubble...again* Tirmek: I'll get you this time! THIS TIME YOU DIE FOR GOOD! Lilly: My next attack will send you back to the Hell you deserve! *WHAM* *WHAM* *both fall back unconscious* Narrator: Final Result Draw! Sarah: I saw that coming. Elina: Does this mean both stay or they have to go? |
| rampant05-02-07, 02:50 AM | Narrato : For the love of the gods! HELP ME! Chalky - MMMMM Narrators always have this delightful succulence to their flesh. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-02-07, 08:27 AM | Elina: Does this mean both stay or they have to go? 13: It means they shall have to go on a mutual quest of buddy bonding until such time as they are making wisecracks together. :D Bunny: We could just get Kanatash to destroy the universe now and save ourselves the wait. :bored: |
| ratslinky05-02-07, 08:29 AM | Tirmek: Narrator: Final Result Draw! Sarah: I saw that coming. Elina: Does this mean both stay or they have to go? Gaz: Hm according to the rules in case of a draw both have to leave for one month and must not harm each other during that time or they both have to stay away for another month. Well good knowing you guys I guess this will be the last time we see you on the FF Elina: Hey you where the one whew drew the rules up why make them both go away? Gaz: Because Tirmek didn't won't to engage in they prank war and Lilly is spoony. Now I'll just be off befor- Sarah: Hold it your stopping me from being with my kitty Elina: :angrypom: Yeah sending our boyfriends away because they annoy you Gaz: You two are going to beat twenty nine types of hell out of me aren't? Both: Yep *Twenty nine hell beatings later* Gaz: Thank The Faceless One I'm just an illusion Both Again: :surrender |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-02-07, 09:54 AM | Roy pitiful force has finally completed their training and are about to march out to Gatherhome when Rina rushes into Roy's tent. Roy: D****T, General! I've told you never to just barge in on me. What if I hadn't been properly dressed? Rina: :blush:………………………………………………Oh, right, I came in to tell you something. What was it……… Roy: Think faster, Ms. Hawkbat. I already have an incompetant superior and enough incompetant subordinates to last me a lifetime. You're my breath of fresh air. Rina: :embarrass Thank you, sir.……Oh, yes, I have some good news and bad news. Roy: Bad news first. That way maybe the good news will be the solution. Rina: Sir, the men (and women that you apparently can't see) refuse to leave. They're sitting around being lazy in protest. Roy: As opposed to sitting around being lazy because they're slackers? Rina: They're serious, sir. They say they won't even follow your lead if you don't know anything about being a Karrnathi. Roy: What?! :confused: Well I can't possibly court-martial the lot of them, it'd take too long. And who's going to be my army? And what do they mean "don't know anything about being a Karrnathi'? Rina: Sir…are you aware of what time it is? Roy: Huh? Just before lunch. Why, what's that got to do with anything? Rina: No, sir, I'm talking about what time of the year. Mostly among males? Drives them all crazy? The seasonal thing? Roy: Seasonal thing that only happens once a year? ********** Lilly: But Gaz, I can't leave right now. Gaz: Why not? Lilly: It's "that" time of the year. Ivy: He's right. No self-respecting male from Karrnath ever misses "that" time of the year. Lilly: You can't call yourself a "man" if you miss "that" time of the year. Tirmek: :confused: What? Why does Lilly know about this and I don't? Ivy: Come on, brother, let's get everything set up. Lilly: I'll get the dip. Elina: Dip…? Lilly: You wanna come watch? The more the louder! Elina: :uh-huh: Lilly: Sarah and Gaz too, but not Tirmek. He's not man enough. Tirmek: Should I be insulted or releaved? ********** Roy: Seasonal…men…crazy…:eek:…:doh: How could I forget? Rina: With all due respect, sir, you don't think much about it at all. Roy: That's true. Plus in my opinion a good war can substitute. Rina: Except war isn't a spectator sport. Roy: True. Still, I feel really dumb forgetting about the beginning of hockey seaons. But what to do about Valenar? Rina: That's where the good news comes in: apparently they're having a civil war. Roy: That's strangely convenient. Rina: Apparently it started over the question of whether "Ocarina of Time" was the best Zelda game. Roy: I prefer "A Link to the Past" myself, but maybe that's just being old. Okay, dismiss everyone and order them to go watch hockey. Rina: *salutes* Yes sir. Roy: Then join me in my quarters. Rina: :eek: Roy: Invite Lt. Legstrong and any others on my staff if you happen to see them. Rina: Sir—oh, right, the hockey game. ********* Gaz: I can't believe you didn't know about this. Ivy: Only the most important event in the Karrnathi year. Elina: I blame myself for not thinking of beating people with sticks sooner. Lilly: Shh! They're starting. Announcer: Welcome to another season of random brutality disguised as a game! But before we start, would everyone rise for the prayer to the Hockey God? Karrnath: Me Like Hockey! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ugtsTLTHQU&NR=1) OOC: Okay, Charles, I'm done with my stuff. |
| ratslinky05-02-07, 10:06 AM | Gaz: Pff hokey is boring here take the bloody thing and go *Kicks Lilly out cartoon style then kicks the Teevo or whatever out after him so it lands on his head* |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-02-07, 11:26 AM | Gaz: Thank The Faceless One I'm just an illusion Both Again: :surrender Gaz: Thanks to that, I've only lost my spleen, had one lung crushed, and have at least half of my bones on mostly usable condition. Hate...transdimensional...attacks... Lilly: Sarah and Gaz too, but not Tirmek. He's not man enough. Tirmek: Should I be insulted or releaved?Sarah: It occurs to me that, out of everyone here, you're the only one who's actually got "booty on demand"- Tirmek: :embarrass Sarah: :smirk: -so I'm pretty sure this is them just being jealous. ----- Kerrith crouches in a corner nearby, color having been drained away from both himself and his surroundings till it appears dark and depressed. Kerrith: :raincloud So...close... |
| Thrincold05-02-07, 02:13 PM | Bobb: Hello, my name is Bobb. I am a creation of sorts, but still human. I am a necropolitan Factotum/Chameleon. I was for many years a red-shirt, though ever time I died, I was back for the next episode... Eventually I managed to hand on to the experience from each "life" and form into a coherent being. Though being an undead that only can emulate the function of other real beings seems limiting, I am quite powerful. Hell I can do anything, at least once, be anyone, once, even kick ass, once. The only advantage I have is that any time a red-shirt is killed, I gain a 1up, so I can never myself really die, I just come back as an undead red-shirt... Named Bobb... OK so my name sucks, but my brain is a shrivelled prune, and zombies have more benefits than I do. :P I hope to make a good addition to the crew, that is if Jarlot, Rose, and any of the ubers will have me. If not, well the the only way to get rid of me is to stop killing red-shirts... Good luck there. OOC: Hope I can join the mayhem. |
| dutchmason05-02-07, 02:21 PM | Benedick: *pops up behind Sarah and Tirmek* I know I'd be jelous of that sw- ----------- Tirmek: Wow I didn't know you could rip someones skin off with a look. Sarah: Duh, what do you think satnak taught us? ------------ Later Benedick: Wow thats twice today my skins been removed and the thirty-third time I've been seriously incapacitated by a girl, thirty-eigth overall...*points at E.B.N.E.* why must you taunt me so?! OODeutch: Meh... icht ein berliner strudel schnausser. Benedick: ...What? OODutch: Stupid temp! Back in the cage! OODeutch: :allalone: Benedick: Seriously, why? OODutch: Uhhhhh...:shifty: :lightbulb :shocked: Look out behind you a named character! Benedick: AHHHHH! Where?! FX Demon: WOOSH! Benedick: He's gone isn't he? Teiza: BOO! Benedick: :Girlyscream: Run away! |
| rampant05-02-07, 02:25 PM | Sithis - O perfect Bob come here! Bob - huh? Sithis - Now I'll be able to get 2 sacrifes out of every redshirt. Bob - (looking at the E.B.N.E.s) I hate you. |
| Thrincold05-02-07, 02:43 PM | Sithis - O perfect Bob come here! Bob - huh? Sithis - Now I'll be able to get 2 sacrifes out of every redshirt. Bob - (looking at the E.B.N.E.s) I hate you. OOThrin: actually looking at the Wiki, I unwittingly copied an existing redshirt named Bob, who happened to be an awakened unkillable Zombie... What are the odds of that? I think I'll keep the concept, change the name, and be an advanced version of Bob made by whom/what-ever deigns to be my "parent". Bobb: Sithis, just remember, by killing me you make me all the more powerful. I add the power of every redshirt to my own. One day I will have my revenge on all of you for the inequities and abuse piled upon us, me, ummm yeah... Then again with the average power of each redshirt equalling near absolute zero, I may attain ultimate power before the universe is destroyed. I hope. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-02-07, 03:23 PM | OOC: Welcome to the group Thrincold IC: Sithis: *thinks for a moment* meh. i can risk it. *** Later. Bob and several redshirts are tied down in the centre of a extremly complex ritual circle that covers half of Sithis's lab floor. Bob: I hope you know what your doing. Sithis: we're on the forgotten Freedom. none of us ever know what we're doing. otherwise we wouldnt be here. Bob: you make a good point. Benedick: *also tied up* Why am i here? i cant die. Sithis: *scowling and continuing to chalk the runes in* Shut up the pair of you, or i'll gag you. They remaine silent for a few minuets while Sithis continues to chalk the circle. Benedick: do you know what the strangest thing about this whole situation is? Bob: What? Benedick: where the hell did he get all these ropes and chains from... Sithis stops chalking in the sigils. Sithis: *blushing heavily* Niether of you will mention that after this is over. Benedick: why? what are you going to do. Sacrifice us again? Sithis: *Dark smirk* well... lets just say that i got a kupon form bastard industries for a free hiring of kithle for a week. they both pale. Bob: you wouldnt dare. Benedick: he would. i saw what he did to 312. Sithis: Sacrifices dont speak! another long silence. Bob: *whisper* what did he do to 312? |
| Thrincold05-02-07, 03:30 PM | OC: This sounds like it could hurt. IC: Bobb: *thinks to himself* Well if he's casting a ritual, then my magic shouldn't be impeded at all.. *Casts Baleful Teleport* Redshirt 445 is now in Bobb's place while he sips a martini in the observation room behind Sithis. I may not be able to die, but I'm not trying to find out what he was going to do to me and the regenerating freak... |
| rampant05-02-07, 03:36 PM | OOC: Note when using IC specifying the character is still helpful, especially when interacting with other characters. ---------------------------- Teiza - :D Bob - .... Is it too late to be sacraficed? |
| Thrincold05-02-07, 03:39 PM | OOC: Note when using IC specifying the character is still helpful, especially when interacting with other characters. ---------------------------- Teiza - :D Bob - .... Is it too late to be sacrificed? Bobb: Um, hi, yeah, want a martini, please kill me so that I can come back in one piece and not languor in pain for all eternity. OOC: I'm going to be responding without trying to capture other peoples reactions until I get to know the other authors and their characters much better. This may detract from some of my ability to tell a story for awhile, but I'd rather not step on toes; virtual, metaphysical, or otherwise. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-02-07, 03:40 PM | Bunny: Another redshirt that can't die. Joy. :bored: 13: This one even gets harder to kill with each one that dies. Bunny: Well, have fun tormenting him. OOcat: Poor, poor fool. :nonono: Has no idea that dying is how you escape. Bobb: Escape what? OOcat: Everything. |
| rampant05-02-07, 03:43 PM | Teiza - weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 13 - You gave Satnak's 7 year-old a martini... You're my hero. |
| Thrincold05-02-07, 03:44 PM | Bunny: Another redshirt that can't die. Joy. :bored: 13: This one even gets harder to kill with each one that dies. Bunny: Well, have fun tormenting him. OOcat: Poor, poor fool. :nonono: Has no idea that dying is how you escape. Bob: Escape what? OOcat: Everything. OOC: Sorry for the confusion, but there seems to be a "Bob" redshirt that is very similar to the creature I just created. So I changed him to Bobb to help deliniate between the two of them. IC Bobb: Since things can't get much worse for me than they are at this point I think I'll try proxy suicide. *Bobb snatches up Bunny, chucks it at Teiza, and tries to run for cover.* "This is going to end badly..." |
| rampant05-02-07, 03:49 PM | Bunny - I hate you Bobb. Teiza - is giggling drunkenly trying to chew on Bunny's ear. |
| urial angel of death05-02-07, 03:54 PM | OOC: Right now the only thing that separates us from the Marvel universe is that our people tend to stay dead. IC: And now the Dark Lisa rising storyline. OOC: Oh dear. |
| Charles Phipps05-02-07, 04:34 PM | OOC: Right now the only thing that separates us from the Marvel universe is that our people tend to stay dead. Aerith, Jarlot, Andrea, and Marish have all been brought back. So really its only Doog and Lisa. Lisa, of course, will be back since only Doog stays dead. Doog's ghost "HEY!" :-) JK |
| rampant05-02-07, 05:03 PM | Lily - Why does this party suddenly seem less mutinous? Miko - Because Sarah is Taking Tirmek out on a date and brough us in as temps. Dooj jr. - Wolf girl say something about not having to pay herself. Elina - Can we please get back to getting the earth orb ------------------------------------- Sithis - I'm not emo dammit! Nalfein - Shaddup and go fish you goddam emo. ------------------------------------------- OOC: Ishmeal 1 seems pretty dead. *Poke with stick* and then there's Klaz Klaz - Crikey! I'M NOT DEAD! Vrin - I'll be happy to fix that! |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-02-07, 07:10 PM | OOC: Well, I'd say Lisa isn't dead, she's "dead". Yes, there's a difference. And now to continue with the secondary plot to the Elemental Dragon Orb quest. IC: Teiza: *hic* I lovesh you, man... Terra: I have a feeling we won't be accomplishing anything today... Teiza: Wha'chou talkin' about...? I'm fi- *falls over* *looks at the floor* Hey, watch where you're goin'! Terra: :nonono: Scias? Scias: Uh-o-o-o-o-o-..............-oh... Terra: :rolleyes: Just make sure she gets home. Teiza: :cloud9: *hugs Scias* You're fuzzy... Scias: :help: Teiza: :pint: Row row row your boat... Scias: :weep: *drags her away* As soon as they're out of earshot. Terra: *grabs her left arm* Finally. From time to time, her wound from Tiamat throbbed. Today was one of those days. The thing was, it had hurt more since the incident with Michael. Terra: Tch! The entire left side of her body burned. ???: ...am...is.....ne....ou...all.....th.... .xt....ava......of...ch.... The strange voice, broken and faint, rang in her head as it throbbed. It was vaguely familiar, but what little she heard was painful to her ears. After it spoke, the pain faded and she stood, sweating lightly. Terra: The hell...? |
| urial angel of death05-02-07, 09:32 PM | Volrath: No. Nalfien: *wearing green goblin outfit* Oh come on! Volrath: No. Nalfien: But it'd be fun. Volrath: I said no. Nalfien: Why not. Volrath: Because I refuse to be Venom. Besides all of your story-line ideas suck. Nalfien: Well if our entities would get off their laze asses and write our story-lines I wouldn't have to. Volrath: Where are they anyway. OOUrial: Must fine Pure Hearts. Damn Bowser's slowness! OORei: Must beat KH2 for the twelth time. Sleeping is for cheaters. |
| rampant05-02-07, 11:21 PM | Tirmek - (girl form in a formal green dress) I could've helped. Sarah - And risk your new dress? Tirmek - You came out fine. Sarah - I've had practice. Tirmek - This is marvelous. Sarah - The deep ochre's are always extra tangy. Dragonmeat Den couples night, every friday night your date eats at half-price. Dragonmeat Den the official dating spot of the Forgotten Freedom. |
| ratslinky05-02-07, 11:49 PM | Tirmek - (girl form in a formal green dress) I could've helped. Sarah - And risk your new dress? Tirmek - You came out fine. Sarah - I've had practice. Tirmek - This is marvelous. Sarah - The deep ochre's are always extra tangy. Dragonmeat Den couples night, every friday night your date eats at half-price. Dragonmeat Den the official dating spot of the Forgotten Freedom. *A waiter come up* Waiter: Er actually couples night is you eat your date at half price |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-03-07, 12:13 AM | Sarah: Not funny, Gaz. Gaz: *the waiter* Damn. Must not be wearing enough cologne... Sarah: No, too much. And wrong type. No waiter smells like he's trying to get laid. Gaz: :embarrass Tirmek: ...is that what it's supposed to do? I mean, if it is, I'm not getting anything. Sarah: Nah, that's just what the advertisements want you to think. It seems to work because guys think it will and then get a bit of confidence booster. Tirmek: Like alcohol without the risk of saying things you'll regret. Sarah: Pretty much. Now open up. Tirmek: Ahhh. *munch* |
| ratslinky05-03-07, 01:33 AM | Gaz: Nono its true look here *takes out the specials menu* Sarah: Where? Gaz: Right under the mothers day deal Tirmek: :yuck: Way to ruin my appetite Gaz Gaz: As we here at the Dragonmeat Den say "We aim to kill" |
| rampant05-03-07, 02:07 AM | Tirmek - Gaz go away. I'm trying to spend some quality time with my girlfriend. |
| Thrincold05-03-07, 08:32 AM | Teiza - weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 13 - You gave Satnak's 7 year-old a martini... You're my hero. Bobb - No, I'm a dead man, I mean undead man, I mean, ah crap I'm in loads of trouble if Satnak ever finds out. I think I'll go kill a hundred or so redshirts so that I have plenty of back-up bodies. If anyone asks, Sithis made me do it with his mad experiments. You wouldn't tell on me, would you 13? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-03-07, 09:12 AM | Bobb - …You wouldn't tell on me, would you 13? 13: You don't know me very well…:devil:……………On the other hand your paranoia over whether she'll find out on her own may be just as good. Serene: WHO DID WHAT?!?!? 13: Her wife is also pretty smart. |
| luna18moon05-03-07, 10:36 AM | Slaypaw: What :censored: off Serene and Satnak bodes ill for us all. Cats: :hides: |
| rampant05-03-07, 01:21 PM | Satnak - Aren't they supposed to be immune to poison? Serene - Yes, but it will take some time for all the defenses to perfect themselves. Satnak - Ok lets get you some water. Teiza - I swear to Drunk I'm not Terra. --------------------------------------------- Bobb - ... the worst part is, I can still feel my kneecaps in my kidneys. |
| DragoonDarkfire05-03-07, 02:10 PM | And now for a special news broadcast. ___________________________ It shows a man sitting at a desk. Steren Colbirt: TONIGHT! We explore how Changelings are trying to destroy Breland. I hope they can hide their faces... Steren Colbirt: ALSO! We have an interview with Jarlot, former captain of the Forgotten Freedome. No fear Mr Jarlot, in Breland freedom is not forgotten. Steren Colbirt: AND FINALLY! We discuss the Silver Flame, the one true religion. Prepare to be drowned in my impenetrable logic. THIS IS THE COLBIRT REPORT! After a very flashy title sequence. Steren Colbirt: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Today in Breland Sharn has recently dealt with a group of people calling themselves MAC. Abbreviated for "Men Against Changelings". Apparently the organization is dedicated to Making sure that our future generation is note corrupted by those mask wearing Grey skins who will teach our children how to corrupt and steal. Steren Colbirt: Now as you know I don't see race... to me we are ALL Brelanders. But I recently sat down with the leader of this organization. Miss Fopplister. The scene changes to Steren and a woman sitting across from him. Steren Colbirt: Now miss... as you know I don't see race... so what's the problem with Changeling's? Fopplister: The problem with Changelings is that... they are naturally deciteful. They disguise themselves all the time... and what's worse is that they can be. ANYONE. You parents... your wife... your children. Steren Colbirt: Hmmm but couldn't anyone with high enough ranks in Disguise essentially do what Changelings do? Fopplister: It's not that they're more dangerous then a professional assassin... it's that even the lowest and clumsiest changeling can hide in a crowd making them nearly impossible to determine whether or not they ARE Changelings. Steren Colbirt: So what did you think when Senator Kyalara said this- It shows a man sitting at the front end of a crowd. Kyalara: What these people want is preposterous. They expect us to exterminate changelings like they were lycanthropes? At least lycanthropes were generally evil and destructive. You might as well ask us to kill ten percent of Sharn. Cuts back to Steren and Fopplister Steren Colbirt: He has a point you know. Fopplister: I think he's a changeling in disguise... Steren Colbirt: ... right. Final question. Are you a changeling? Fopplister: No. Steren Colbirt: Are you sure? Because I have the power of the flame at my side and I can detect when you're lying. Fopplister: I am not a changeling. Cuts back to Steren at his desk. Steren Colbirt: It turned out she was a doppleganger. Laughs Steren Colbirt: Luckily I had my trusty mace of smiting at my side and with it I drove that Doppleganger right to Dolurrh. Shows a picture of Steren holding a mace while striking at a doppleganger. Steren Colbirt: EAT IT YOU GREY SKINNED MEAT BAG! Applause Steren Colbirt: Now with this talk about Changelings and threats to myself I think it's nessisary to bring up... THE THREAT DOWN! Threat down. Steren Colbirt: Threat #5 to Breland is... FORGOTTEN REALMS!... a recent series of books came out about a mythical land called TORIL... where gods actually exist and come down to talk to people. This is sacrilegious to the one and only true faith. The Silver Flame. I will only listen to these gods if you light them on fire and have a ten year old girl speak for them. Laughs Steren Colbirt: Not only that but the books teach children some of the most impossible things. For instance, one series depicts a Drow, who wields SCIMITARS and who comes from a huge UNDERGROUND CITY where the drow there worship SPIDERS! I mean what kinda drow does THAT!? Seriously. Steren Colbirt: Threat #4 to Breland is... XEN'DRIK!... yes the shattered land has begun coming over to Khorvaire. As drow and giants alike have begun moving out of Stormreach and into Sharn to once again fill the overcrowded population. It's obvious to me... we need to build a Wall. Not a wall around Sharn but one around Breland itself. That way illegal immigrants from Xen'drik cannot get in. Steren Colbirt: Threat #3 to Breland is... ABJURATION!... recently a scholar at Arcanix claimed that "Abjuration is an extension of all genetic material within living creatures" and that "This form of magic constitutes around the process of evolution". Steren Colbirt: Yes. Stop trying to force feed us this evolution bullcrap. We all know that Eberron came down, and then we all popped out from his mystical body as completely formed living beings with every thing we had today... I would assume this was after Siberys slayed the giant flying Spaghetti Monster. Laughs Steren Colbirt: Threat #2 to Breland is... Charles Phipps!... yes Charles... I'm sorry but you've gone too far. Not only have you made THREE topics about the Forgotten Freedom but you haven't even ONCE thought to put me in there? I assume this of course because I was just created a few minuets ago but I'm putting you on notice. Steren puts Charles on notice. Steren Colbirt: YEA!! How do you like that? Steren Colbirt: And finally the #1 threat to Breland is... EAGULLS!... Yes we know that Eagulls are Flameless killing machines. That they are the harbingers of Khyber himself and that they can pick up halflings from up off the ground and carry them away to turn them into Kenders. Laughs Steren Colbirt: But worse of all is that there was a sighting in Xen'drik of a bird that was said to be "Twice the size of an airship and it appeared to be a giant Eagull." Yes folks... we are dealing with a huge EAGULL THAT WILL EAT AND DESTROY US ALL! PREPARE YOURSELF! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK! Commercial break. |
| Crystalforged05-03-07, 02:38 PM | That was great Darkfire. Take this, :clap: for a post made of Win and Own. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-03-07, 03:40 PM | OOC: Okay, I got the changeling, Forgotten Realms, Xen'drick wall, and Charles Phipps things, but could you please explain Abjuration and Eagulls? |
| DragoonDarkfire05-03-07, 04:07 PM | OOC: Okay, I got the changeling, Forgotten Realms, Xen'drick wall, and Charles Phipps things, but could you please explain Abjuration and Eagulls? Abjuration ties in with Evolution and genetics which the Catholic Church (silver flame) is against and Stephen Colbert opposes Bears, Bears are Brelands national animal so I switched it to Eagulls which are America's national animal. |
| Thrincold05-03-07, 04:09 PM | Abjuration ties in with Evolution and genetics which the Catholic Church (silver flame) is against and Stephen Colbert opposes Bears, Bears are Brelands national animal so I switched it to Eagulls which are America's national animal. OOC: Oh Eagles. I thought there was some monster tucked away in some book I hadn't read yet, LOL. So, What does Mr. Colbert think of "Intelligent Design" then? :rolleyes: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-03-07, 04:27 PM | Abjuration ties in with Evolution and genetics which the Catholic Church (silver flame) is against OOC: Wouldn't that be transmutation tieing in with evolution? Because transmutation changes things. and Stephen Colbert opposes Bears, Bears are Brelands national animal so I switched it to Eagulls which are America's national animal. He opposes WHAT? (Was that comma suppose to be a period? Because you seem to use periods where I would think commas go.) |
| DragoonDarkfire05-03-07, 04:41 PM | OOC: Wouldn't that be transmutation tieing in with evolution? Because transmutation changes things. Transmutation is apart of the Abjuration school. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-03-07, 05:02 PM | Transmutation is apart of the Abjuration school. OOC: Since when? I just look in my PHB. Abjuration and Transmutation are listed as different schools. |
| Charles Phipps05-03-07, 05:25 PM | Great Report there. ;-) |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-03-07, 08:26 PM | OOC: I second Crystalforge's :clap: for that, Dragoon. IC: Sarah: *munch* *scarf* *gorge* Tirmek: *anime sweatdrop* (i.h.h.) I'd ask where she puts it all, but I'm afraid she'd tell me... Sarah: *gulp* Ahhh, that was great! So, you want more or are you ready for dessert? Tirmek: (i.h.h.: I'm pretty sure I should be used to that metabolism by now...) Uh, no I'm fine. Dessert sounds good. If you're up to it, of course. Sarah: Yay! Waiter! Waiter: *anime zip* Yes, miss? Sarah: What do you have for dessert that doesn't have processed sugar? Waiter: Let's see here... *scans menu* Hmmm...well, we've got a wonderful selection of fruit salads. They're not really popular due to our world famous cake and ice cream-based desserts, but I assure you they more that meet our quality standards. Tirmek: Anything stand out? Waiter: Well, we make sure the food puts up a good fight no matter what part of the meal it comes at, but the lack of enthusiasm for these has put us in a bit of a bind. See...our Fruit Golem has become too much for us to handle. It gains power with each delivery, choosing the best and most succulent fruits for it's construction, but also placing it beyond the capabilities of our normal patrons. Sarah: :plotting: Waiter: I see you have the idea. In order to stir up interest, we've placed a bounty on it's head. It's causing a great deal of difficulty to our chefs, so the one who takes it down eats free. Tirmek: :thinks: :devil: Hey, you think we could get the equivalent bounty and still pay the bill? Waiter: :confused: Um...I...guess...? Follow me. Sarah: *whispers to Tirmek* :smirk: That was a bit mean. Tirmek: ;) I'm so not letting Vedris get off scott free. COMING UP NEXT: SARAH AND TIRMEK TAKE ON THE DREADED FRUIT GOLEM! WHO WILL EMERGE VICTORIOUS?! WILL THEY RUIN THEIR DRESSES?! WILL THEY CARE IF THEY DO?! STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT! |
| rampant05-03-07, 08:38 PM | Tirmek - hmmm, cold powers? Sarah - Yeah acid ruins the taste |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-03-07, 08:40 PM | Silver: A "fruit" golem… OOcat: GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY! |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-03-07, 08:57 PM | OOC: :heehee Silvercat. Silver's unstoppable! IC: Sarah: Wait a minute. Wasn't that the storage area back there? Waiter: You need to speak with the Head Chef, first. He's the one who posted the bounty, so it won't appear till you confirm the contract. Tirmek: :confused: Ooooooooookay... Head Chef: What are you doing, bringing patrons into the kitchen?! Wait...are you here about the bill? Two options appear on screen with a cursor next to the top line: -> Yes, we're hungry. No, we've had enough for tonight. Sarah: :bored: Uh-oh. *selects yes* Head Chef: Wonderful! We've been having quite a lot of trouble getting our ingredients because of that monster. We're calling it Fruitzilla. You'll find it in the open storage area, guarding the freezers. Just watch out for the seed cannons. More words appear on screen: Fruitzilla The Hunt Begins Sarah: :nonono: I knew it. Tirmek: Isn't this like the Hunts in Final Fantasy XII? Sarah: Yep. My Entity's closing in on 120 hours play time. :rolleyes: I'm actually shocked he held off this long. OOC: That's right. I've been waiting FOREVER (read: 6 weeks) to do that. |
| urial angel of death05-03-07, 09:14 PM | Abjuration ties in with Evolution and genetics which the Catholic Church (silver flame) is against and Stephen Colbert opposes Bears, Bears are Brelands national animal so I switched it to Eagulls which are America's national animal. I loved the post. Though just to be fair if you change the names of the positions, the Church of the Silver Flame could be any Western Religion you want. Changing cardinals to caliphs makes it Islam. Making them high priests gives you Judaism back when they owned Israel before Roman occupation. The religion is simply too generic to be accurately connected to any real world religion. They all have basically the same beliefs and all of them have gone on genocidal killing sprees that run completely against said beliefs. That is all that the Silver Flame has. |
| Charles Phipps05-03-07, 10:13 PM | http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/Forgotten_Freedom:Sulk Sulk write up! |
| rampant05-04-07, 03:24 AM | Tirmek - Here I am hunting a giant dessert plate, with a ninjacidal psycho...All this needs to be perfect is a little catnip. |
| cypher_zero05-04-07, 07:02 AM | 13 comes in riding a giant ball of catnip... 13: You rang? . |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-04-07, 08:14 AM | OOC: :heehee Silvercat. Silver's unstoppable! Silver: Bunny and 13 may be inescapable, but that just means I have to work harder. :D |
| DragoonDarkfire05-04-07, 11:26 AM | It shows Steren sitting at his desk. Steren Colbirt: Hello folk. We're back to discuss current religious prosicution of the Silver Flame. Apparently a local chronicaler at Korranberg has Claimed that a Cardinal has been found guilty for "Touching a child in a way or place that makes him feel uncomfortable" and that it was "NOOO GOOOOOD". Steren Colbirt: Fellow Brelanders. We cannot allow this to continue, as such I bring you tonights power word. Applause Steren Colbirt: Todays power word is- GREAT BALLS OF FIRE Steren Colbirt: GREAT BALLS OF FIRE! Steren Colbirt: We all know that the Silver Flame is the one true religion, and that the Sovergn Host are just fairy tales conjured up to make people feel good about themselves. But the Flame is a REAL religion, it actually talks to us, it speaks and it is as real as it can get. Get REAL Steren Colbirt: As such it is obviously better then all those other religions. I mean would you rather worship a goodly concept supporting truth and goodness or a disembodied voice telling you what to do? Beats listening to King Steve. Steren Colbirt: Not only that but we know the cardinals of the flame can do no wrong. They are the closest embodiments of the Flame out there. Why is this? Because they GIVE themselves that position. Just like Roy Paladinmount Steren Colbirt: It's simple. If I want to be say.. GRAND chancelor of the flame. Then all I have to do is wait for the current grand chancelor to die, or to meet an unfortuneate accident. I'll make you an offer you can't refuse Steren Colbirt: Then when I'm grand chancelor I CAN DO ANYTHING! I mean I can't go against the flame since I am a voice of the flame. Save Ketler isn't masturbating to you right now Steren Colbirt: That is why I belive that the cardinal in question is obviously innocent. He was either possesed, or he is a changeling in disguise. What were you just talking about a few minuets ago?... Steren Colbirt: Remember folks... Gods need to have balls in order to govern us... and if they're on fire then all the better. GREAT BALLS OF FIRE Steren Colbirt: We'll be right back. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-04-07, 03:30 PM | OOC: You've forgotten to include a reason why people should trust the Flame after the sided with the extraterrestrial invader religious fanatics, the disasterous civil war, and have gotten repeatedly humiliated by the Forgotten Freedom. But I look forward to hearing you do that. |
| rampant05-04-07, 08:19 PM | Tirmek - So what's the plan? Sarah - Plans are kinda your job. Tirmek - Not if you want to pass your classes this semester. Sarah - Grrrr fine, data! Tirmek - Advanced edible construct with comprehensive if simplistic programming, most likely immune to direct psionic attack. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-04-07, 08:35 PM | Sarah: I say we eat it. Tirmek: :bored: Sarah: C'mon! It's a giant conglomoration of fruit my Entity thought would be funny and spent all of ten seconds thinking up. You know as well as I do most non-FF people who come here don't take advantage of the 50% off specials. Tirmek: Just humor me. Sarah: :P All right. You go for the freezer since it seems to hate it when people do that. When it goes for you, I splatter it across the wall. Tirmek: ...simple yet functional. Very well. *Tirmek goes for the freezer door* *Fruitzilla turns to attack him* *Sarah splatters his midsection* Fruitzilla: Grah? Sarah: Crap. Ok, new plan. Go for the arms first. Sarah: RAGH! Tirmek: HAH! *Fruitzilla is now armless* Fruitzilla: RAWR! It's chest opens up and fires a barrage of seeds and fruitjuice at Sarah, sticking her to the wall. Sarah: *licks her lips* Wow, that is good. Try Sonic! Tirmek: *call Warhammer* All righty. Tirmek swings the hammer, causing a shock wave that blasts the golem apart. Fruitzilla: ROAAAAAAAAR!!!! *dies* Fruitzilla Vanquished Sarah: Booyah! Tirmek: That was fun. Shall we? *FEEDING FRENZY* Waiter: You gonna give them the reward? Head Chef: Not till they're done. I'm likely to lose an arm if I get anywhere near that... *much later* Sarah: This marks the first time I've been soaked in fruit juice. Tirmek: ;) Looks good. Sarah: :D :blush: Head Chef: Um...here's your bounty. W-w-w-we've received payment of your bill from a Ms. Vedris, so you're all set. Please don't kill me. :hides: Tirmek: Back to this quest for the Orbs that might not exist? Sarah: I guess... Stupid Sarda... Stupid Geas... OOC: And I remembered earlier that you forgot someone else in your reintroduction, rampant. Maladren: Ahem. *poke poke* OORampant: Jerk. OOKaizer: :D |
| rampant05-04-07, 09:05 PM | OORampant - Look there's no need to get hostile here, you don't see Hyrd getting upset. Maladren - You pointed Ivy out to him and they haven't left the bedroom since. Deathpaper - nuts heeheeeheeeheeheee :devil: OORampant - :OMG! RUN AWAY Squirrel Commqander - Squeak squeaken squeak (not so fast punk) OORampant - :weep: --------------------------------------------- Lily - Can we please get moving? I'm gettinng no action and you two have spent the last half an hour licking each other's faces. Sarah - We have to make sure we got all the fruit juice out. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-04-07, 09:39 PM | Lily - Can we please get moving?…… 13: Why aren't you using this time to futily hit on the White Mage character? :confused: Bunny: Spoony's dumb, so he's Fighter. Tirmek's the angry one, so he's Black Mage. Silver: And if he starts hitting on anyone else, Sarah will kill him. Therefore I'm not taking any chances. 13: I thought Sarah's ditzyness made her Fighter. Bunny: Fighter and Black Mage can't get along. OOcat: This is why 8-bit isn't composed of couples. |
| rampant05-04-07, 09:47 PM | Elina - Because he never does anything romantic, Tirmek takes sarah out for starlight picnics or goes with her to nice restuarants, the only place Lily ever takes me is burgertime. Lily - Employee discount. Tirmek - Not helping your case. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-04-07, 10:09 PM | 13: Why aren't you using this time to futily hit on the White Mage character? :confused: Elina: He- Miko: -has- Dandelion: -been. Lilly sports more than a dozen Great Hammer wounds to the head. Lilly: I keep getting the feeling they don't appreciate my Brannigan-esque compliments. Now can we go? Rose: You are forbidden from use of the ship for quests that do not involve the entire crew. You need to go see our resident peddler of transportation. Lilly: Oh no, not- ----- Squishy's Discount Deathtraps Elina: At least he's truthful about what they are... Squishy: Well, hello there. What brings you here? Tirmek: We can't use the FF for this stupid quest so we need something else. Squishy: Ah, yes. Good, good. *pulls out a stack of paperwork* Just sign here, here, here, here- *three hours later* Squishy: -here, here, initial here, and place your thumb print in blood inside the box here. Tirmek: Couldn't you have just said that you're not liable for damages, injuries, and/or death instead? Squishy: Yes, but then I don't get to charge you for the ink, the paper, and my lost work hours. Tirmek: :twitch: Squishy: Now follow me. The group enters a hangar filled with all manner of contraptions, most of which were Squishy's failed attempts to escape the planet. They finally arrive at the least safe-looking one. Squishy: Here you are. I expect payment up front. *checks the paperwork* Pay up, Spoony. Lilly: Wait, what? Tirmek: :P Lilly: I loathe you. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-05-07, 01:02 PM | OOC: Hello...? Anyone...? Bueller...? IC: Lilly: What I want to know is how he got the pound of flesh without drawing blood... Lilly is covered in bandages as the group takes off towards the Earth orb. (OOC: So where is it and who's got it? Should we go with Nalfein and Sithis or find someone we can actually kill?) Elina: Oh, poor baby. *fusses over him* Tirmek: I'm so glad I took notes. :devil: Elina: Wait...we're all here. So who's piloting the- ----- Big Shiny Red Button: Automatic Engine Shutdown Sarah: I wonder what this does? *press* |
| rampant05-05-07, 01:33 PM | OOC: Well its not like Vilbert or the Litch are dead in the comic. Well okay maybe the lich is, but it doesn't seem to be stopping him. ----------------------------------------------------- Tirmek - Next time we paintthe big shiny red button a dull matte blue Lily and Elina - Agreed Sarah - Sorry Tirmek Breaks open the window slips out using his soulmeld to take wing. Elina and Sarah follow extending their pinions as they leave the ship. Lily - Um guys? I can't fly. Unfortunately Sarah and Elina's greater speed has taken them from earshot, and Tirmek simply smiles as he wings away. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-05-07, 02:10 PM | OOC: True, but Vilbert can't be Sithis if we want to have Dark Warriors. He actually likes the "heros". Well, except Lilly. Of course, nothing says that it has to be Sithis that joins them. Maybe one of the NPC's who gets maimed/traumatized/robbed/etc. can become a PC. IC: Buttercup: See? You do need me. Lilly: Shut up and fly. And if you "accidentally" gore the kitty, there may be some treats in my pack. ----- Michael: I baked some scones for you. Terra: Michael, if you keep bringing me homemade pastrys and such, I might just get the impression that you're hitting on me. Michael: Um... :shifty: (OOC: And here's someone you forgot to mention, Silvercat) Igor: *limps in* Package for you from Mith Motoko. Terra: Ah, thank you Igor. Igor: I hope you enjoy my crafthmanthip. *bows and exits* Terra: :confused: *opens it* Oh dear... Michael: Chocolates? Terra: Yes, now go away. Michael: But what's that under the- Terra: None of your business. Michael: :( *walks away* Terra: *reads the card* I've made reservations for tonight at this great little place in Lower Deck City. I hope you like what I picked out for you. XOXOX, Motoko She pulls out a low cut black dress made of fine silk. Trying it on, she finds it accentuates her figure perfectly while still being quite comfortable. Terra: *sigh* I give her props for effort. She's trying despite my telling her I just can't love her like that... |
| rampant05-05-07, 02:46 PM | Serene - Why not? Its not like Lisa would begrudge you. Its not like she want's to replace Lisa. What she wants is her own time with you, her own relationship. Terra - Sometimes i forget how smart you are. Serene - How else would I be able to keep coming up with new ways to my crazy wife under control. Yes you're my crazy silly girl. *taps Satnak on the nose* Satnak - purrrrrrrr |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-05-07, 04:09 PM | OOC: Hello...? Anyone...? Bueller...? OOC:another noob orientation video. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmfJUDf8r0w&mode=related&search=) (OOC: And here's someone you forgot to mention, Silvercat) OOC: We figured he was no longer aboard. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-05-07, 04:52 PM | Serene - Why not? Its not like Lisa would begrudge you. Its not like she want's to replace Lisa. What she wants is her own time with you, her own relationship. OOKaizer & OOCharles: :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh OORampant: :bored: I feel like I'm missing something important here. |
| rampant05-05-07, 05:20 PM | OOKaizer & OOCharles: :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh :evillaugh OORampant: :bored: I feel like I'm missing something important here. OORampant - This is what happens when all my characters are smarter than me. |
| Charles Phipps05-05-07, 06:21 PM | OOC: You've forgotten to include a reason why people should trust the Flame after the sided with the extraterrestrial invader religious fanatics, the disasterous civil war, and have gotten repeatedly humiliated by the Forgotten Freedom. But I look forward to hearing you do that. The Flamites fought against the fanatics, they just hated the demons more. The Civil war was one by the religious side as well (it was lead by Lisa). As for the group... Lilly is a combination of Black Mage/Fighter Tirmek is a combination of Red Mage and Black Mage Sarah is a combination of Fighter/Thief Elina is White Mage |
| rampant05-05-07, 10:40 PM | Starring Micheal as the Dread General Garland Micheal - Evil Pie! Kerrith as the Spider Lord D'rizzle Kerrith - At last a role befitting my drow heritage Izzy as the Master Pirate Bikke Izzy - Arrrrrrr Thorn as the Emo Vampire Vilbert Thorn - I'm not emo! The forgotten freedom Presents DARK WARRIOIRS! OOC: Let the fiends play themselves, they have to be taken as somewhat serious and moderately competent. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-05-07, 10:57 PM | OOC: I mentioned it to Rei, and Nalfein as the Lich is fine with him. So lets go with that. He'll be back after finals. Oh, and you forgot: IC: Terra as the Evil Princess Sara. Terra: :shifty: Urge for villainy...rising... |
| DragoonDarkfire05-06-07, 12:11 AM | OOC: You've forgotten to include a reason why people should trust the Flame after the sided with the extraterrestrial invader religious fanatics, the disasterous civil war, and have gotten repeatedly humiliated by the Forgotten Freedom. But I look forward to hearing you do that. Colbirt: In response to this... who in all of Khyber would think the Forgotten Freedom was morally upright? |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-06-07, 12:37 AM | Tirmek: So here we are. Lilly: Yep. Tirmek: ...why are we here again? Lilly: FOR THE QUEST! Tirmek: Uh....huh... Lilly: Look, we were heading in this direction, and Gatherhold was in our path. Thus, it is our next destination. Something here is happening or will happen that requires our participation to advance the plot. Tirmek: That makes no sense at all. Really Scary and Powerful Looking Demon: Excuse me, Gentlemen. Elina & Sarah: :ahem: Demon Guy: And ladies. I am Baphomet, here on behalf of my master Khyber to destroy the Light Warriors before they gather the power to stand against her. Are YOU they? Lilly: Oh, yeah, we're the-mmph! *Sarah covers his mouth* Tirmek: You'll have to excuse him, he's Spoony. What he meant to say is that the Light Warriors are hiding in this very town. Baphomet: Then I must burn this city to the ground. *SOUNDS OF HORRIBLE DEATH* Baphomet: This method of killing weak and pitiful Halflings is too inefficient. I will destroy this city and the Light Warriors by turning my being into a single destructive force. I only hope that those warriors on the outskirts were telling the truth, for this will consume my soul as well. Sarah: I'm thinking we should run now. Tirmek, Lilly, & Elina: Agreed! *SKUGGAFWOOOOOOOM* *some distance away* Sarah: :bored: And now it's raining blood on us. Elina: There's this cave nearby I saw on our way here we could take cover in. Lilly: Ooooo! Mysterious worldmap locations! That's gotta be worth at least a side quest. OOC: Now, off to Matoya's cave. And don't worry about the residents of Gatherhold. They were just Halflings. Liam: HEY! |
| Charles Phipps05-06-07, 01:13 AM | OOC: There can be only ONE Bilke! Outside Motoya's Cave Tirmek: You couldn't pay for the damn Airship. Lilly: I have expenses! Tirmek: Like what? Lilly: My all girl Detective Agency! Lilly's Angels! *gestures over to a bunch of attractive young Devas* Lilly: Dandelion, Tulip, Bluebell, Violet, and Merrygold. Tirmek: Oh Dear Gods! Elina: Oh for Pete's sake. Lilly: None of them hold a candle to you. *nuzzle* *disgusting Tirmek and Sarah like display of affection between them* Tirmek: *HURL* Sarah: Tirmek! Tirmek: *HURL* *Sarah gets a bucket* Tirmek: That's so.... *Tirmek puts his head over the side of the screen the wretching noises continue* Lilly: Whose Schmoopy? Elina: You're Schmoopy! *making out between them* Lilly: Kissing Elina and hurting Tirmek! Two great tastes that go together! Sarah: I've heard that Motoya is an evil old Hag and Monster of unparalleled proportions that is hated by all beings. *Satnak pops her head out* Satnak: HEY! Sarah: EEEP! I MEAN UHH...LILLY SAID IT! Lilly: What!? Satnak: Alright, whoever said that is going to get obliterated. Unfortunately, I can't see anything without my contact lens. Sarah: You wear contacts? Satnak: When it's "That time of the Month" yes. It's the time that all witches in the world lose their powers for a shortwhile and we retreat to caves until we get them back. Lilly: Wow! Great system! Aerith: We're doing a WITCHES THREE! Type deal here! We can share information with you if you bring us back our contact lens. Tirmek: You share a contact lens? Serene: Mmmm hmm! And much more! Aerith: Well, when I'm not having Dragonsex. Lilly: Gah! Aerith: Well Jarlot IS the spawn of Khyber. We just get together and start having hot and steamy sex often when he's fully as a serpent. Tirmek: Still not as disgusting as Lilly sex. *Aerith brings out some lemonade for them* Lilly: Hey, can you tell us where to get a pirate ship to travel across the great wastes? Aerith: Oh sure, go find the worst pirate captain in the world. Tirmek: We just left Jarlot! Aerith: No, no, he's the best. You need the one who lives over in that there town over there. The pirate that has gone through nine crews without a successful raid since he left the Forgotten Freedom. *** Throneport Lilly: Hello, we're looking for the worst pirate in the world. Guard: The town has been taken over by pirates. Lilly: Ummm....okay, that's a good sign. Guard: The town has been taken over by pirates. Tirmek: Yes we know. Guard: The town has been taken over by pirates. Sarah: Is he hard of hearing? WE KNOW! Elina: Let's try the other one. Guard 2: Welcome to Throneport. Elina: See? Guard 2: Welcome to Throneport. Elina: :twitch: LILLYYYYYYY! Lilly: Detect evil! Tirmek: That isn't accurate casting. There's no way to know if the guards are... *Lilly chops off the heads of both as their neck wounds start spewing blood* Elina: YAY! Lilly: Obviously our next move is to head to a Tavern. That's exactly where he'll be. Elina: That's logical. Tirmek: No its not. *Guard corpses still spew blood* Lilly: HEY! WE'RE LOOKING FOR A PIRATE LORD TO KILL THE CREW OF AND TAKE THE SHIP! *Chanse Random leaps out* Chanse Random: Then you're looking for me! |
| rampant05-06-07, 03:04 AM | Tirmek - Um Aerith you already have a second partner, Saberiel, I'm sure Lady would like to spend time whith her... You know don't explain that one to me. Aerith vanishes in a puff of Retconning. Lily - What was that? Satnak - What was what? Serene - Cookies anyone? |
| Charles Phipps05-06-07, 03:20 AM | Aerith: Nope, still here. Tirmek: But I retconned you away. Aerith: After the Final Fantasy VII death, I have a lifetime contract here. Tirmek: Errr Sabriel.... Aerith: DRAGON sex, do I have to enunciate it? |
| rampant05-06-07, 03:39 AM | Tirmek - :nonono: No its just my aunts have a highly exclusive relationship, Satnak would kill anyone who touched Serene, and Serene has no attraction to anyone else. Aerith - Oh that. *retconned* Hello travellers. My colleauges are indisposed at the moment. Loud indistinct noises come from off-screen Aerith - Yada yada...Lenses...Yada yada...Bikke |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-06-07, 09:16 AM | Lilly: My all girl Detective Agency! Lilly's Angels! *gestures over to a bunch of attractive young Devas* Lilly: Dandelion, Tulip, Bluebell, Violet, and Merrygold. Tirmek: Where did you come up with such a campy idea? Lilly: Well……… Roy's Angels (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QszQWqkeHAc&mode=related&search=) |
| Charles Phipps05-06-07, 12:48 PM | OOC: When was Aerith implied to have a relationship to Serene or Satnak? She's talking about Jarlot. *unrectonned* IC: Aerith: Stop that! Both of you! Serene: They're just protective of me. Aerith: Hey, I don't even like you. You're too sweet and bubbly. Serene: Wha? |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-06-07, 03:20 PM | OOC: When was Aerith implied to have a relationship to Serene or Satnak?OOC: Right here: Serene: Mmmm hmm! And much more!OOC: That's how I read it, too. IC: Elina: So you've got their contact lenses? Chanse: Maybe. But you'll have to face my band of vicious pirates to find out! Sarah: You mean them? The pirate crew lies strewn across the deck, apparently dead. Pirate: We're not dead... Chance: Arrrr! What happened, ye filthy bilgerats! Elina: Looks like scurvy to me. Chanse: Impossible! I've been feeding them nothing but Cheetos for three months solid! Tirmek: That explains everything right there. Chanse: But we hired a nutritionalist! Oranges don't keep so well on long voyages, and we need vitamin C, so he sold us a bunch of Cheetos. They're orange, so they'd work just as well! ----- Squishy's Discount Nutritional Outlet Not Extremely Unhealthy Squishy: Suckers! ----- Chanse: Very well, then you must defeat ME! The legendary Pirate Captain, reknown throughout the world for his skill with a blade and ferocity in battle! Tirmek: And your complete inability to pull off a successful raid? Chanse: :mad: Laugh all you want, for I have a new ally! Behold! Michael: Who wants Cinnamon Rolls? Fresh from the oven! Be careful, they're still hot. Chanse: By the scales o' the Lavaithan! Ye be pathetic, Garl-...er, Michael! Michael: :( But you haven't even tried them yet... Arrr... Chanse: *pulls out his sword* Ye be makin' fun o' me accent, sonny-jim?! Yar! Michael: :eek: NO! NO SIR! WHAT ACCENT?! *gulp* Lilly: Thank you, gentlemen, for getting her ready to sail! We'd've had a tough time of it by ourselves! Elina: :rolleyes: That's Uncle Jarlot's shtick. Chanse: :hoppingma They be takin' me ship! Michael: Don't do it! They're monsters! They defeated your entire crew of pirates! Chanse: Actually, that was the scurvy. Lilly: NO IT WASN'T! WE BEAT THEM AND THEREFORE DESERVE ALL THE EXP! All the pirates are thrown back on the dock. Chanse: Oh, well. Now I've got me gold and that ship was falling apart anyway. Michael: Wasn't all the gold in the hold? Chanse: ........................................ .................................shut up. Just...shut up, Michael. :weep: ----- Sarah: :$$: Score! Lilly: Yes! We've located a treasure hoard! EXP all around! Tirmek: And here's a recipt. Looks like they HAD the contact lenses, but sold them to some guy in Aerenal. Lilly: SIDE QUEST! WHEEEEE!!!!! Elina: :nonono: He's overstimulated again. *STAB* Lilly: Them's my brain meats! Sarah: Was that really necessary? Tirmek: Yes. |
| Eled_the_Worm_Tamer05-06-07, 04:48 PM | latter Chance is sitting at the bar in eriks place- OOChanse "Betts?" OOC Eled "What?" OOChance "Im getting wupped by the brat pack.... Ok thats not so bad. but me, with a sword? What about Vera?" OOC Eled "Who?" OOChance "My repeating heavy crossbow, cannith made with a compund bow, hair trigger, thaumic sights. Swords are for cannonfodder. I need a change. I mean Im chance Random Chayos incarnate Destanys darling, not 'new favorate baseclass 20'" OOC Eled "You want a change then?" OOChanse "Quick today arent you? I mean Im a master of disguse stick with glowing blue identifyers..." OOC Eled "Fine knock yourself out. Retraining starts 196 in players hand book 2, take my Complete scoundrel and Races of destany as well, happy now?" OOChanse "We'll see..." Intriducing Chanse Random (Take 2 ) The bar at Ericks place is crouded, a lean pantherish figure in a grey Karn miltary trenchcoat enters, levels an ornate heavy crossbow at a table, fires again and again, till dead men fall from there seats, there glasses shatter. erk "Chanse, what the hell are you doing?!" Chanse "Getting a table." erk "They were customers dammit." Chanse "They were Redshirts. Were they running a tab?" Erik "No, they paid in advance." Chanse "So what are you complaning about?" Erik "well they were your redshirts." Chanse "They were plotting against me" erik "Why where they plotting aginst you?" Chanse "Are you kidding? I'll kill 5 of them to just get a table." :rimshot: erik "And you dont see the flaw there?" Chanse "Besides old saying 'If at first you dont sucseed, destroy of all evidance you ever tried' Easyer to make another bid on a clean start" A sultry Wouman slinks in, takes a draw on her cigarette holder, breathes "Are you Chanse Random the theif and assasin?" Chanse "No, Im Chance random the hard drinking gambler, assasination and theft are just how I pay for it all" Wouman "Then I have a job for you..." (to be continued) (Chanse Random, Incarnate, Chayos 20) OOChanse "Ahem" *Hands Eled a new charicer sheet. OOEled "ok, about the moast nonspecific build Ive ever seen... You dropped Leadership I see?" OOChanse "Why spend a feat when I can Rp it and get them for free?" OOEled "This will play havock with your chacra binds" OOChanse "Ohhh like I was Sooooo Awesome before. Read the damm build!" (Chanse Random Incarnate, Chayos 5, Cameleon 10, Fortunes Freind 5, Changling. Master theif, cold blooded killer. Oly Escape from a karnathi traning camp called the Grey School Chanse is an opertunistic woumanising scoundrell and a lethal shot with his repeating heavy crossbow, always out fto scamm power, prestige or gold.) (several jokes lifted from http://www.studiofoglio.com/cgi/buck.cgi?date=20070501 ) |
| rampant05-06-07, 05:03 PM | Kithle - So he's like the captain, but not spoony. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-06-07, 05:18 PM | Kithle - So he's like the captain, but not spoony. 13: You forgot that Jarlot's the captain now, and he's not spoony. Crazy, yes. Spoony, no. |
| Eled_the_Worm_Tamer05-06-07, 05:19 PM | 13: You forgot that Jarlot's the captain now, and he's not spoony. Crazy, yes. Spoony, no. Say what you feel why dont you? Hes more meant to focus on luck than piracy any way. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-06-07, 05:59 PM | OOKaizer: C'mon, do it! Chanse: :bored: OOKaizer: It's just for now. Chanse: :bored: OOKaizer: You're pretty much comic relief as it is. At least Bikke is semi-competant. Chanse: Do I always have to be Bikke till the end of the arc? OOKaizer: Only when it's funny. Chanse: ...fine. Jerk. ----- Sarah: He really wasn't that great a pirate, was he? Tirmek: :rolleyes: What gave it away? The scurvy-ridden pirates or the ship flooding? Elina: We're in the middle of the ocean and I can't fly that far. Tirmek: How do you think I feel? I don't have any flight melds left. Meanwhile, on deck Lilly: On the one hand, drowing Tirmek. But Sarah will be sad and Elina will get upset. On the other hand, I save everyone and Elina gives me some sugar. Plus I get to brag to kitty some more. Back in the hold Tirmek: Glub blub burble! (Think faster, people!) Sarah: Blurb glubber! (I'm trying!) Back on deck Lilly: All righty, then. Here goes. *modifies the Dragonslave spell* Lilly: BOAT-DO-KEN!!!! |
| Charles Phipps05-06-07, 07:52 PM | OOC: My apologies, that does seem misrepresenting. Therefore, I shall give rampant the award of "You proved the DM wrong." *runs away after handing over the ticking device* |
| rampant05-06-07, 11:32 PM | Tirmek - So where are we going and why is there a flaming arrow in Lily's head. Elina - :mad: Tirmek - I didn't put it there,... wish I had though. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-06-07, 11:35 PM | *a few minutes previously* Tirmek: Shouldn't we...you know...slow down or something? Elina: Yeah. Our excessive speed may be interpreted as an act of aggression. Sarah: Besides, isn't docking at 400 MPH kind of dangerous? Tirmek: ... *shines flashlight* Sarah: BARK! BARK! Lilly: What are they gonna do? Send their precious Deathless at us? "Oh, look at me! I'm undead but I'm powered by POSITIVE energy! I'm all full of love and happiness!" OOC: I'm more or less quoting urial on this. I'm pretty sure it's not really directed at the Aerenal elves version, but he's got an irrational hate of the generic Deathless. It's actually pretty funny to mention how great they are in his presense. :D Tirmek: Actually I've heard rumors of a Giant Cannon being developed to fend off both the FF and the Dragons if they tried to pull off something like what they did to Khorvaire last year. Lilly: Blah blah blah. So they build a big cannon and start shooting at us. The bigger it is, the harder it is to target, right? ----- Deathless: Archer, get in here! Archer: Yes, sir! Deathless: :mad: Ma'am. Archer: Uh...yes, I'm sorry, sir...er...ma'am. Deathless: Ready the Giant Cannon! ----- Tirmek: No you fool! We must figure out a way to signal our peaceful intent! Sarah, Elina, & Lilly: :bored: Tirmek: ...okay, our intent to not completely obliterate their culture and people. Sarah, Elina, & Lilly: :bored: Tirmek: On purpose. Elina: Finally, a reasonable goal. ----- Archer: Giant Cannon ready to fire on your mark, si- er...ma'am. Deathless: Fire. *TWANG* ----- Lilly: And that is why you can't possibly be Good aligned. Tirmek: :mad: What does ANY of that have to do with our goal? Lilly: Your lack of a rebuttal means I win the argument. Tirmek: What? No! It's just that there are more importa- Elina: Hey, the Wolf-Girl's almanac didn't say anything about an eclipse... Tirmek: That's no eclipse! It's a sub-orbital Giant Strike! Lilly: Wait...so when you said they built a giant cannon, you meant they built a cannon that shoots Giants? Sub-Orbital Giant: I hate my job. *KERSPLOOSH* |
| Charles Phipps05-07-07, 12:04 AM | Lilly: Ow. Tirmek: Gurgle.... Sarah: Oh no! Tirmek is wounded! I must follow my natural dog instincts in order to get help! *Sarah starts pawing a hole in the beach the starts burying Tirmek* Elina: I think that's the wrong Dog Instincts there Sarah. Sarah: oh, right! Duh! *bounces over to Lilly* Sarah: BARK BARK! Lilly: What? Tirmek fell down a well? *Sarah raises a paw* Sarah: Bark! Lilly: Gotcha! I'll use my Lay on Hands ability to heal Tirmek's wounds! *Drags Tirmek out of the hole by his arm* Elina: Ummm, Lilly is your wisdom high enough for this? Lilly: That won't affect it. Plus, I've got these new gloves that TURBO-Charge it! Elina: Also, Lilly is a fiend, don't cure spells work opposite on.... *Lilly's hands crackle with power* Lilly: CLEAR! Tirmek: I'm regenerating already, don't worry abo.... ZAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Tirmek: *Scream that cannot be summarized in words* *Tirmek begins chasing Lilly in the background* Elina: In our quest for the contact lens of the Three Witches, we should try and contact the Deathless. Sarah: Right! Ready to slay the undead! Elina: Uhhh.... *Sarah gets her whip, stakes, holy water, and silver claws* Elina: Deathless are good, Sarah. Sarah: Oh that's just Silly! Lilly is a paladin and he told me the only good undead is a not-un one! Which is wise by me! Elina: You've been listening to LILLY. Sarah: Well not Lilly per say, but I converted to Banjoism! Elina: Banjo? Sarah: *pulls out the hand puppet* Just pull his string and he shares all sorts of wisdom! *Pulls Banjo's strong* Banjo: In gods we trust, all others pay cash. Sarah: See! Elina: Uh huh. Sarah: In any case, the Aerenal Elves are really rich and if I'm ever to live my dream of a Solid Gold Sarah Dish, I'm going to have to rob them blind! Elina: I wonder what their King is like. Sarah: I understand he's a half-elf of the Royal Family that got in by marrying the Princess before she became a Deathless. *** Aerenal Throneroom *Rose plays with Wii* Rose: Dammit Link! MOVE CORRECTLY! |
| rampant05-07-07, 01:09 AM | Tirmek - One I hate lily, two I am not a fiend, three even if i was lay on hands still heals, four i never runout of melds, five i hate lily, six my theory about the royal families inbreeding has just been confirmed, seven i hate lily, eight can we please get to the damned orb, nine I hate lily, ten Sarah put the puppet down or I'm putting the schoolgirl outfit in storage, eleven i hate lily. |
| Charles Phipps05-07-07, 01:12 AM | Elina: Then... Lilly: Okay, I admit, it was just a 9th level version of Shocking Grasp Sarah: NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE BANJO AWAY FROM ME! *Tirmek pulls the puppet off her hand* Sarah: Okay, apparently you can... |
| rampant05-07-07, 01:22 AM | Tirmek - There is one thing about this gig I like. Lily - Huh? Tirmek Lodges a knife in Lily's head. And twangs the knife. Lily - Spi-dah man spi-dah man does whatever a spi-dah can Tirmek - Look what happens when you go the other way *twists knife* Lily starts riverdancing. |
| Charles Phipps05-07-07, 01:28 AM | Princess Sarah: Hi, I bring a message from the King. Lilly: Cheer up sleepy Jeannnnn, oh what can it mean, to a DAY DREAM BELIEVER AND A HOMMECOMMINGGGG QUEEEnnnn.... Princess Sarah: Is he alright? Tirmek: He's fine. What are you doing here? Princess Sarah: Well, Zario the Plumber from Sharn who rescued me all the time proved to actually not be 'brothers' with Linguini but his *finger wag* partner. So I decided to join up with Rose as my resident hero. Tirmek: I'm so sorry. Princess Sarah: The sex is good though. Tirmek: GAH! Elina: Oh hush. Tirmek: Well tell us now how in order to get the contact lens, we have to go first bring you the Ax of Ages that exists in the Tower of Pain followed by many other irritating sidequests. Princess Sarah: Actually, he's promised to just give you the contact lens. Tirmek: YES! Princess Sarah: But it was stolen by Dark Elves. Tirmek: DAMMIT! I F***ing KNEW IT! Lilly: Hey! I developed an immunity to stab wounds! Tirmek: BIOLOGY DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! |
| rampant05-07-07, 01:38 AM | Tirmek - *call hatchet* *axe lily* Lily - Don't make me Axe you again. Tirmek - Lets try the otherway *axe lily again* Lily - What do you call a rabbit's comb?... A hair brush...tough room. Tirmek - One mor time *axe* Elina - You damned near cut his head off! Tirmek - I'll make make sure to do better next time. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-07-07, 02:55 AM | OOC: Too many Sarah's... Sarah Hopeforge (who is also a Princess) Princess Sarah Princess Sara Terra AS Evil Princess Sara :crazy: Dizzy... IC: Motoko: What do you think? Terra: It's very...intimate. Describing the restaurant that way was an understatement. The place was practically designed for couples. The tables are two seaters with the lights turned down low and sweet scented candles everywhere. The furnishings seem to have been picked for the express purpose of not drawing attention away from each other's date and ensuring each patron's comfort. It was borderline burlesque while still remaining classy. Soft music eminated from the small dance floor, adding to the mood. Motoko: You look absolutely stunning in that dress. Of course, you'd have to work pretty hard to look less than hot in anything. ;) Terra: :embarrass You don't look so bad yourself. As the food arrived, the pair engaged in small talk. Topics ranged from the kids quest for the Orbs, Michael's strange behavior, and even their plans for the night. As they finished, they moved towards the dance floor. It always amused Terra that she was often the shorter one in any couple despite her typically more commanding presense. Smiling, she leaned her head on Motoko's shoulder as they danced in silence for a while. They both knew what needed to be discussed, but neither wanted to spoil the evening. Motoko: ...Terra? Terra: Yes? Motoko: You remember what you told me? About my revenge? Terra: ...yeah. Motoko: I think...if you were there...I could make things the way we all wish they were. I know there's the ever present risk of becoming what I hate. I've seen it happen before. I just can't help but believe that, if you were there beside me, I'd be able to do it right. Terra: Motoko... Motoko: That's why...I don't care how much you say you can't love me the same way you loved Lisa. I'm going to keep trying. I'll keep trying until you can make a place for me in your heart. Terra: I can underst-Tch! The pain in her left side returned anew, just as intense. She would have simply collapsed had Motoko not caught her. Blinded and disoriented by the burning, she couldn't understand whatever it was Motoko was saying to her. The only thing she heard was the same voice from before. It was still indistinct, but slightly clearer. ???: Ta......er...pl......be...me...ch...nd.. .re...rge...th......orl...ane... Just like before, as the voice stopped so did the pain. The world came into focus once more and she heard Motoko's worried voice. As Motoko helped her stand, Terra realised she had broken out in a cold sweat. Motoko: I think we should get you home... |
| Charles Phipps05-07-07, 03:11 AM | OOC: To be clear. There's only one Princess Sarah/Sara/Sara Hopeforge. Lisa's sister was raised in the court of Breland as a hostage. Otherwise, Parliament would have long since disposed King Steve. Were not for the fact he had Parliament dissolved, hung, and then made into shoes. Terra's current status is because she ran away and married Rose. Steve decided he needed a new Princess Sara and declared Terra to be her. I'll update Sarah's wiki soon enough. See, this is why DMs exist Sarah the Wolfgirl will be differentiated by a random retcon where we make Princess Sarah named something else. Like, Princess SAMANTHA! |
| rampant05-07-07, 03:49 AM | Tirmek - Horribly horribly inbred!! Lily - You called. Elina - Stop proving his point! Lily - I'm a helper. Elina and Tirmek - :nonono: |
| Charles Phipps05-07-07, 04:06 AM | Lilly: Hey, I point out that actually makes Sarah and Elina my cousins in law too! Tirmek: Do you want a banjo to play with? Lilly: Already have one! *Lifts up Banjo the Hand puppet* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-07-07, 07:54 AM | *Lifts up Banjo the Hand puppet* Silver: So he's the god of inbreeding in addition to being the god of puppets. That means he works under me. :D Lilly: Do I have to worship you? Silver: You're an adolescent male. You do that already. Lilly: Oh…right… 13 and Bunny (wearing 8-bit T-shirts and foam Red Mage and Black Mage hats, respectively): MINDLESS MAYHEM AND DESTRUCTION! |
| urial angel of death05-07-07, 12:14 PM | OOC: O joy deathless, creatures powered by positive energy. Of course I thought we already had something like that. What were they again? Wha was their nam? Oh yes the living! *goes to kill the writers of the BoED. IC: Motoko hears a creepy kid voice in at the edge of her consciousness. Volrath: Feed the anger. Extract the vengence you crave, but remember to be thorough. If you leave even one alive you will only create more enemies. Feel free to take revenge, but make sure to kill every man, woman, child, pet, and sympathetic witness involved. Motoko: Who are you and why are you telling me this? Volrath: Because you are ever so much like me and you care about someone i care about. As for who I am, just a friend of Terra's. Don't expect me to be nice to you though. As Terra's new potential love interest I will hold you personally responsible for anything that happens to her, and there is a period of hazing. Time to make more zombie chickens. |
| rampant05-07-07, 02:04 PM | The real reason Urial hates deathless: OOUrial (in peasant garb) - There I built you three towers, and mined out your gold mine. Time for some tasty ale. Undying soldier - Hey you drone back to work We, need lumber while the scouts find a new mine. Ooh ale thanks, you'd think I wouldn't be able to tase this stuff, but its good. OOUrial - ...:mad: |
| urial angel of death05-07-07, 05:53 PM | Meanwhile across the map Rampant is in an undead camp wearing Urial's normal cloths, minus scyth. Necromancer: We need more shades! Rampant. *points* Rampant: But I don't want to go to the sacrifice pit! |
| Charles Phipps05-07-07, 06:05 PM | Lilly: Wow, a whole island of the undead! Think of the EXP! I bet some are even epic! Sarah: KILL THE EVIL UNDEAD! Elina: Should we tell them? Tirmek: I'm not sure, I hate the Deathless too.... |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-07-07, 06:59 PM | Deathless Outpost on the way to the Dark Elf contact thief Lilly: All right, here's the plan- Tirmek: Hold up. The last five times you made the plan it involved me taking point. Lilly: How else are we supposed to make them use up all those arrows? Tirmek: :mad: Ok, chuckles. This time, I make the plan. Lilly: Oh, like you're so smart. Fine, let's see you do better. Tirmek: :plotting: Elina: :bored: It can't be Lilly's plan except he takes point. Tirmek: Watch and learn. *picks up a bone* Sarah: :mymy: Tirmek: :devil: Fetch. *tosses it in the fort* Sarah: FOR BANJO! *SOUNDS OF DEATHLESS BEING TURNED INTO CHEW TOYS* Tirmek: It occurs to me we haven't told Elina exactly why we're doing this. Elina: :w00t: We're heros! Lilly: It's not my fault she had to go to the little puppies room when we got this side-quest. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-07-07, 10:34 PM | *from inside the fort* Deathless Soldier: DEAR GODS THE PAIN! Deathless Priest: MY ANKLES ARE NOT A TEETHING AID! Deathless Wizard: WHY HAS THE COUNCIL ABANDONED US SO?! *outside* Lilly: Ok, ok...the knife-eye was a good start. Any other ideas? Tirmek: Here, try on this hat. *THUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNK* Lilly: Oooo! A +6 Knifehat! Now lets give it an element. Elina? Elina: I'm not sure that's how it- Lilly: *hold up his hand* No arguments! We're on the verge of a major breakthrough! Elina: *sigh* Flame Sphere Lilly: *currently with his head on fire* And now we have two parts of a complete set! *back inside* In the middle of the courtyard lies an enourmous pile of bones with a certain blue-haired wolf-girl atop it, wagging her tail furiously. Sarah: *triumphantly* HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLL!!!!!!!! |
| Charles Phipps05-07-07, 10:54 PM | Outside a Random Aerenal residence Lilly: What we've got to do is find this Astaroth's house who stole the Contact Lens. *A sign that points to 'Astaroth's Castle' is clearly behind Lilly* Lilly: I'll go ask these nice folks. *knock knocks on the doors to the random elf home* Lilly: Hello, I'm.... Elf Family Father: OH MY GOD! ITS A HALF ELF COME TO RAPE AND KILL US! Elf Family Mother: OH NO! KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! Lilly: Uhhh.... *Elf Family Father swings ax, as a 1st level commoner, it bounces off Lilly's AC* Lilly: Really, I just want... Elf Family Father: He's unstoppable! Elf Family Mother: I'll kill the baby to save it from annihilation! Then myself! *through the door, a splattering of blood is seen on the wall* Lilly: ...Directions. Elf Family Father: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, HALFBREED! *Elf Family Father buries his ax into his own head and falls to the ground* Lilly: :blink: *then an elvish schoolbus arrives as a little elvish boy steps off and heads on in past Lilly* Onion Kid: Hi mom! Hi dad! I'm.... *stares at the nightmarish sight* Onion Kid: Home? Lilly: For once, this is not my fault. |
| rampant05-07-07, 11:36 PM | Tirmek - Like I care? Elina he did it again! Lily - IT wasn't me! Elina - I suppose this poor kid's family just killed themselves. Lily - RIGHT! Elina - Not buying it. |
| Charles Phipps05-07-07, 11:48 PM | OOC: Perfect answer Rampant. Bravo! ;-) I'm still laughing. |
| Charles Phipps05-08-07, 12:16 AM | Onion Kid: :weep: Lilly: Oh cheer up kid! Elina: His parents died! Lilly: Oh hey, just....read this until I figure some way to get them ressurected. *Lilly pulls out a book from his backpack* Onion Kid: *reads* Elina: I swear Lilly, these psychotic breaks of yours are.... THUNDER CLAP Reality Madness Incomprehensible shapes Another Dimension A Dimension of Sight And Sound THE TWILIGHT ZONE Onion Kid: *eyes bleeding* I SEE XORIAT! Elina: What did you do to him Lilly?! Lilly: Would you believe...nothing? Tirmek: *starts reading the book* Sarah: What is that thing!? Tirmek: GAH! :crazy: *Tirmek falls over and starts frothing at the mouth* *Tirmeks eyes spin while he mutters uncontrollably in tongues* Sarah: *picks up book* *looks at it* :crazy: Elina: LILLLLYYYYYYY! Lilly: It's just my diary! |
| rampant05-08-07, 12:32 AM | Tirmek - The spoonyness it burns. |
| Charles Phipps05-08-07, 12:45 AM | Elina: Wait a damn second. This is a HELLO KITTY diary! It's not your fault at all! It's just Kitten's malevolent presence! *Lilly is too busy stuffing Onion Kid in the trash to dispose of the evidence* Lilly: Wha? Elina: Worst Paladin....ever. |
| rampant05-08-07, 01:58 AM | Tirmek - He's actually improved. Sarah and Elina - :eek: Lily - :OMG! Tirmek - Oh yes this is very good. Sarah, Elina, Lily - :confused: Tirmek - Come on little onion boy! You can make it! FIGHT! Elina get in here! |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-08-07, 02:52 PM | Elina: Worst Paladin....ever. Naz'roth: I dont know... im sure there have been worse. * thinks for a moment, Images appear of the stupid/ spoony things lilly has done* come to think of it. yes, he IS the worst paladin ever. |
| Charles Phipps05-08-07, 04:30 PM | Lilly: Oh well, at least he's been healed thanks to your clerical magic. Elina: I believe you Lilly, you had nothing to do with his family's death. Lilly: Right. *pause* *Lilly leans in to the Onion Kid* Lilly: I swear to God, if you ever mention this to ANYONE, I will come to your house and kill your new family. *Elina stares at him* *Lilly coughs* Lilly: Feelings...nothing more than feelings.... |
| rampant05-08-07, 09:49 PM | Tirmek - Ok thats enough *smack* Lily - ... Tirmek - +1 spoony bane mace of silencing, the best present I ever got. Sarah - Just tell me when and I can top that kitty.:D Tirmek - :blush: |
| Charles Phipps05-08-07, 10:48 PM | OOC: So, whose more evil Tirmek or Lilly? ;-) |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-08-07, 11:49 PM | OOC: So, whose more evil Tirmek or Lilly? ;-) OOC: That's like asking which is more evil: Lawful Evil or Chaotic Evil (respectively)? There's no real answer. :D IC: Sarah: I was promised lots of shiny things and magical items. We're almost there and yet I see nothing! Lilly: This is the forest NEAR Astaroth's castle. The piled up bodies of the heros who tried and failed miserably while wearing tons of magical items won't appear till we get there. Tirmek: I can't help but notice what appears to be the tracks of Giant Spiders criss-crossing the forest. Elina: That's just silly. The Giant Spiders died off years ago. Right after the Deathless council routed a group of Drow cultists that had immigrated from Xendric. Lilly: Yes, these foolish Deathless nearly invited DOOM upon themselves for letting those black elves in. Elina, Sarah, & Tirmek: :uh-huh: Lilly: The immigrants are a poison! A WALL AROUND THE BORDER IS THE ANSWER! Tirmek: And yet you like him. Elina: Zella was a bit old fashioned. Sarah: If by "old fashioned" you mean a racist, then sure. Elina: In her defense, the only Drow she'd ever met was Drizzt. ----- Drizzt: *angst* *brood* *extensive inner monologue about his feelings* ----- Sarah: ...ok, I can give him a little on that. Tirmek: Why did it suddenly get quiet? Elina: Lilly stopped ranting...wait, where'd he go? Tirmek: With any luck he's gotten himself hopelessly lost...Sarah? Hey, Elina, now Sarah's mi- ...oh great. ----- Tirmek: You know, it's interesting. You said there weren't any Giant Spiders. And yet...I can't help but notice we've been captured by GIANT SPIDERS. Elina: Your sarcasm will not get us out of here any faster. The screen pans out to show the four hopelessly* stuck to a spiderweb. Lilly: Wait, Terra taught me EXACTLY how to get out of things like this. Sarah: Really? Lilly: Yeah, it went something like "Put down that frigging Players Guide and pay attention for one damn minute. Something, something, something, something. Now let's see you try. WE'RE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION?!" Heh, while I wasn't listening I figured out the perfect way to maintain my Dexterity bonus while wearing heavy armor. Tirmek, Sarah, & Elina: ............... Sarah: I'd hit him, but I can't move. Tirmek: It's the thought that counts. *Seriously. |
| Charles Phipps05-09-07, 12:13 AM | Lilly: *drool* *A Dark Elf Miko is present with little Bat Wings* Miko: Hey Lilly! Lilly: Mmmm the pleasures of the Dark Side. Miko: I'm subcontracting to the Dark Elves here. Tirmek: I thought the war was won against the Dark Elves!? Miko: Well, King Rose is a bit like King Steve. By 'won', we actually lost horribly but he parachuted in and declared Mission Accomplished. Tirmek: What?! Lilly: That makes perfect sense! Miko: Ooops, the Dark Prince is coming. He's exactly like Prince Lotar on Voltron. You know, totally likely to take your women to do horrible things to them but he's cool at that because he's cute. Tirmek: Ugh. There's too much wrong with that statement. Lilly: Our only way to escape is to disguise ourselves as women. Tirmek: How are YO...GAH! Blossom: Does my disguise work? Sarah: :drool: Tirmek: AH! MY EYES! |
| rampant05-09-07, 01:32 AM | OOC: Is this Blossom Blossom (i.e. not spoony), or Lily Blossom (i.e. spoony)? ------------------------------------- Sarah - Tirmek much as I love to watch you shift is it really time for this? Tirmek - Yes if i can shift right, I can move the threads into biting or clawing range. |
| Charles Phipps05-09-07, 03:05 AM | OOC: Spoony blossom. i.e. Lilly crossdressing as his sister. |
| Paulon05-09-07, 04:26 AM | OOPaulon: My glasses just went black rather than let me see that. *wanders off to look at pictures of an unveiled Pale Night in a pink tutu to cleanse his brain* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-09-07, 07:52 AM | Lilly: Mmmm the pleasures of the Dark Side. Bunny: That's always sort of confused me as to why the "bad" side of things is so desirable. Silver: It's an issue of confidence: "Bad" people show off their defiant attitude and thus their confidence, even if they don't really have it. The confidence they show about their own strengths translates into and instinctual signal that this individual has strong genes and is thus a desirable breeding partner. Of course, this wears off when the seeking individual shifts over to disiring a stable partner for raising offspring. 13: This is why high-friction male-female parings always end up together in stories. Bunny: Then what about spoonies? Silver: Anyone surviving that must have some super genes. |
| rampant05-09-07, 11:36 AM | Miko - YOU"RE NOT SUPPOSED TO ESCAPE UNTIL THE DARK PRINCE GETS HERE! Tirmek - He's late, its lunchtime...I'll leave Lily up if it will make you feel better. Lily - Oh come on! Elina make the mean kitty cut me down :bigeyes: Elina - After all that drooling over Miko? you're on your own buster. |
| rampant05-09-07, 04:02 PM | Cole - What are you doing up here? Dorvos - hiding Cole - From? Dorvos - Teiza Cole - ... Need more smoke bombs? Dorvos - Yes thank you. |
| urial angel of death05-09-07, 05:43 PM | Miko: I present to you the dark prince. Kerrith enters The other children begin laughing, so much so in fact that they quit struggling against the webs regrowing around them. Kerrith: Hey stop it! Kids: *continue laughing* Kerrith: I can be cool if I wanted to. Lilly: Ha! Prove it! *snort* I would give you one million gold pieces! Kerrith: I could just take the money anyways with you up on the wall, but no matter. Kerrith puts on some cool shades. Kerrith: Sup. Lilly: Aw crap! |
| rampant05-09-07, 07:14 PM | Tirmek - I still think he's lame, now he's just lame and blind. Kerrith - Hey where'd this crutch come from and why can't I feel my legs? |
| urial angel of death05-09-07, 08:32 PM | Kerrith: Dorw have darkvision. Sunglasses actually improve our vision in shadowy light. Now allow me to murder you with second edition time stop and multiple death spells. After all none of you have save vs. death so you automatically fail. Elina: Please don't. :bigeyes: Kerrith: :( Okay. Tirmek: Wait what! Elina: Now can you please let us down from here? :bigeyes: Kerrith: Alright *dispels webs* Elina: Do you have any contact lens, That were sold to you be Chanse? If so we really need them. :bigeyes: Kerrith: Right here *hands them over* Lilly: :uh-huh: Elina: Which way to the exit? :bigeyes: Kerrith: *points* Elina: Thanks :D |
| Charles Phipps05-09-07, 08:54 PM | Miko: *slap* Kerrith: You'll pay for that! *pulls out twin scimitars* Lilly: Oh please! Kerrith: Hey, drow get these from birth. Everyone has them. Lilly: Those aren't swords *PULLS OUT RIDICULOUSLY LARGE FINAL FANTASY BLADE* THIS is a sword. Kerrith: Overcompensating much? Lilly: Oh its on! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-09-07, 09:07 PM | Kerrith: Overcompensating much? 13: You should see his giant castle. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-09-07, 09:08 PM | Miko: You have to be the lamest bad guy ever. Kerrith: I find that offensive! ----- Michael: Fresh Chocolate Bundt Cake! Perfect when feeling under the weather. Terra: Ummm...thank you? ----- Miko: Ok, second lamest. Kerrith: How can I resist those eyes? I peer into those soft pools of swirling amber and I feel like I'm floating... *stares off into space* *begins drooling a bit* Miko: Hello? Kerrith: Huh? Oh, right. You were saying? Miko: You have to at least challenge them with your True Guardian. Kerrith: But- Miko: DO IT! Kerrith: Ok... *summon True Guardian* Melvin: It's a trap! Kerrith: :hoppingma THAT WAS 300 PAGES AGO! Melvin: *cringe* Could you please not yell? My ears are very sensitive and I tend to break out in a rash when under stress. Plus I'm pretty sure the dank air in here is going to cause an asthma attack. Kerrith: :weep: I was promised a horrid creature! Miko: He's pretty intolerable if you ask me. ----- Squishy's Discount True Guardian Outlet Not Pathetic Creatures Squishy: Sucker! ----- Tirmek: Yeah, we're just gonna leave now, thank you. Kerrith: Not quite. *casts 2nd Ed Death at Lilly* Lilly: Booyah! *holds up a 2nd Ed character sheet* I'm immune to death effects! Plus I'm a master of kissology. Elina: :cloud9: Mmm-hmm... :cloud9: Kerrith: Grrrrr! *goes for Lilly with scimitars* |
| urial angel of death05-09-07, 09:30 PM | Kerrith: 2nd ed disjunction! *room begins to shake* Sarah: What's happening!? Elina: The DM forgot what 2nd ed disjuction does. So he's making up his own version, keeping in mind that 2nd ed was far more deadly and less forgiving. Lilly: What could be less forgiving than disjuction? Kerrith: You don't want to know. :P Tirmek: It will hit you too. Kerrith: If it kills, maims, or takes magic items away from Lilly it's worth it. Tirmek: I like the way you think. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-09-07, 10:30 PM | Kerrith: Prepare to face your DOO- Nalfein: *over the loudspeakers* Kerrith! Stop playing and get up here! Kerrith: But, Master! I'm in the middle of smiting those who oppose me! Nalfein: No excuses! It's time for Cuddles' bath. Kerrith: But-! Nalfein: NOW! Cuddles: *obviously drooling* And make sure not to damage that tender spleen of yours on the way up. Kerrith: :weep: *warps away* Elina: Well, that was easy enough. *THUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUNKTHUN K* Lilly: Man, I have the WORST headache right now. Tirmek: Why does the world hate me so? 13: :D |
| Charles Phipps05-09-07, 11:10 PM | Lilly: That's the lamest fight since me and Tirmek became mortal enemies. *** Flashback *Bat Lilly suspends Tirmek-Joker over the side of the Church edge* Bat Lilly: You killed my parents! Joker Tirmek: HISSSS! *** Flashback within a flashback *A street thug looking Tirmek guns down Lilly's parents* Tirmek: HAHAHAHA! *** Back to Normal Flashback Joker Tirmek: What are you!? Lilly: I'm Batman. *Tosses Tirmek over the side of the church to his doom below* *** Lilly: Yes, tragic. Elina: Wha? |
| rampant05-09-07, 11:42 PM | Tirmek - I know he's lame but he's still a step up from Lily. Elina - :rolleyes: |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-09-07, 11:58 PM | Sarah: I'm beginning to think that you messing with his neurons has had adverse side effects. Tirmek: :confused: Adverse? Sarah: Well...unintended side effects. Tirmek: Ah. Yeah, I guess. But then again I'm allowed a few errors when practicing. Elina: :mad: Can we go deliver the Contact now? Lilly: Yes. Since we've defeated the nefarious Driz'zle...er, Kerrith and his hordes of Giant Spiders,- Miko: *ahem* Lilly: -and his very sexy assistant for hire,- Miko: Thank you. Lilly: We must now return to reap the benefits of Quest EXP and to receive the next plot hook. Elina: You know, we didn't actually defeat anyo- Lilly: WESLAUGHTEREDTHEMALLANDHAVEFULLCLAIMTOTH EEXPANDTREASURE! Elina: ...okaaaaaay. *DING* Elina gains a level! Sarah gains a level! Tirmek gains a level! Lilly: ...wait for it... *nothing happens* Lilly: Any minute now... *nothing continues to happen* Lilly: :weep: Tirmek: Level ups rock! Sarah: Anyone who just gained a level is awesome! Lilly: :allalone: Elina: There, there, Lilly. You're just between levels right now. Lilly: Oh woe is me! All I wish for is a Tirmek-free existance so that I may live in happiness with my darling Elina. A house with a picket fence, a little airship of our own, me playing fetch with our son as my love suns herself by the pool... *drools a bit* Elina: :blush: *DING* Lilly gains a level! Lilly: YES! Tirmek: :uh-huh: Sarah: :bored: Role-Playing EXP. |
| rampant05-10-07, 12:58 AM | Tirmek - Which explains how Ivy manages to level up when all he does is Hyrd. |
| rampant05-10-07, 03:06 AM | Dorvos - aaaaaaaaaahhhhh The younster is flitting through the ships corridors barely keeping ahead of Momo, and Teiza riding a pair of metal velociraptors. The chase barrels into the mess hall where Scias is enjoying lunch. Dorvos - GRAVITY! Startled the were-pup falls back on his kleptomania. Filching the first thing to cross his mind. Momo - Ouch Teiza - (stuck under her velociraptor) grrrrrr Dorvos - *flying away holds up a paint bomb* :devil: Teiza - You wouldn't dare Dorvos - *lets go* Bamf! Teiza - I'VE BEEN PINKED! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-10-07, 08:30 AM | Tirmek - Which explains how Ivy manages to level up when all he does is Hyrd. Silver: :amirk: Actually— Bunny: They don't want to know. Silver: But— Bunny: THEY DON'T WANT TO KNOW! 13: Plus he has to deal with having a half-ghost son and the one-way rivalry between Hyrd and Dandelion. He's thinking about just swtiching over to the Soap Opera system. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-10-07, 01:45 PM | Sithis stood in a warzone, The once great buildings of Fairhaven stood only as rubble. twisted and mangled corpses lay in the streets, their blood staining the cobbles. in the background, the night was lit by the fires of what was still burning. Sithis stepped forwards, his boots crushing broken glass. he gazed down at his right hand, it wasnt gloved. The bone white skin was stained red with blood, as was the silver blade of Agálmarin. Sithis cast his gaze to the left, to what remained of the window. in the window was Himself. but changed. his face was covered in a Black and Red dragonmark design, the same design covered his hands and arms flowing up beneath his clothing. Suddenly, the mark glowed with crimson light. its form being shown even beneath his clothing. Sithis: (ihh) The design.. its too irregular... it cant be a true mark.... by the six... no The Aberrant mark glowed brighter and brigher and Flashed outwards in a blinding red light. White hot fire flowed across his skin, searing his soul. Sithis screamed as the agony washed through him. Sithis awoke, his heart hammering in his chest. The Agony still burned across his skin tracing somekind of design. looking down, Sithis saw in horror that a twisting black and red aberrant dragonmark took up his chest, flowing down to his stomach, around his waist and up his back. from what he could tell of the pain it flowed up to his shoulders but stopped either side of his spine. The Mark glowed with a colour faintly, similar to that of the dying embers of a fire. and then, like the fire. it died. the pain receeded. leaving the faint feel of burning beneath Sithis's skin, the burning tracing the designs of the mark. Sithis rose and walked over to his full-length mirror. Sithis: (ihh) no doubt about it... this is an aberrant mark. but why have i manifested it? my bloodline is pure... should i tell my family? * Images appear of Aberrant purges he'd read about, images he'd seen of them* No, if Tara found out she'd be forced to tell Erandis. it would bring my whole bloodline into doubt. Erandis would purge the bloodline rather than have it tainted. if Naz'roth finds out Tara finds out. I dont think Feal-Thas would mind but still, i should be careful. i wont reveal anything to anyone before i know more aobut its powers and the mark in general. Sithis snarled and turned away from the mirror and placed a hand on his forehead. Sithis: (ihh) well, the logical thing to do is to research about them more. This has to mean somthing, perhaps this mark has a purpose... Damn it all to the pit! why does this have to happen now? i was so close with my research. so close. just one more day and i would have cracked it for sure, i'll have to put it on hold now, this mark needs to be examined. OOC: Oh and by the way dutchmason, benedict is still alive. the ritual was only extracting a chunk of his lifeforce.... the other redshirts (apart from bobb) werent so lucky. |
| Thrincold05-10-07, 02:18 PM | OOC: No, Bobb made out quite well since you killed even more redshirts to fuel his power. Thanks. OOThrin: Its funny, I've never seen an Aberrant mark that looks like a tribal Mr. Yuck sticker before :mad: ;P |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-11-07, 12:01 AM | Tirmek: There, camp's all set up. We leave early, so get some rest, people. *enters his tent* Sarah: :D Hai~! *crawls in her own, curls up and falls asleep* Lilly: :mad: Since when does he give me orders? Elina: Lilly? Lilly: Ye- *turns* :shocked: :drool: Elina: *decked out in skimpy leather* Now that we're alone, we should get to know each other a little better... :smirk: Lilly: :love: Yes ma'am! Miko: *similarly attired* Hold up! You're not going to start without me, are you? Elina: Wouldn't dream of it. *the two begin making out* Lilly: :weep: Thank you Banjo! :weep: *STABBITY DEATH* Lilly: :zzz: *snork* Huh...? Whazzah...? Tirmek: Wake up, genius! We're leaving! Tirmek drags him out of the tent, his knife buried in Lilly's forehead. Elina is finishing the cleanup as Sarah performs that one near impossible dog-stretch as she yawns, causing Tirmek to drool a bit. Lilly: Wait, what?! :weep: Don't tell me I missed it?! Elina: :confused: Missed what? Lilly: Last night! You and Miko were...were's Miko? Sarah: How should we know? *yawn* She didn't come with us. Lilly: ............ *turns to Tirmek and whispers* :mad: You woke me up then on purpose, didn't you? Tirmek: :angelhide: Whatever do you mean? |
| Charles Phipps05-11-07, 01:06 AM | OOC: You know, I wonder if its possible to talley who makes the other's life worse. Tirmek or Lilly. |
| Charles Phipps05-11-07, 01:17 AM | Elf King's Palace Lilly: We defeated Astaroth and recovered the Crown of Dark Elves to give you the Leaf to break you from your enchanted slumber! Tirmek: Huh? Lilly: Shhhh, don't tell em we skipped some sidequests. Rose: Wonderful, for this we can give you the Crystal of Mantoya. Tirmek: We already have that! Rose: Yeah, Kerrith stole that too. Lilly: At least I nicked his scimitars! *holds up his new blades* http://www.reliks.com/graphics/drizzt.jpg *** Kerrith: NOOOOO! MY VINTAGE FORGOTTEN REALMS REPLICAS! *** Lilly: So, I guess we'll get going pop. Rose: Eh, slight problem with that. Lilly: What? Rose: Well, the Lich is attacking Elf Land. Lilly: GREAT MORE UNHOLY UNDEAD! Deathless Soldier: HEY! Lilly: Quiet Mummy boy. Sarah; But he's supposed to be waiting for us in Melmond! Tirmek: Why couldn't we be doing FF7? I liked FF7? Aerith: I didn't. Lilly: Don't you need your contact lens? *Aerith falls over and smacks on her face* Elina: What does The Lich King hope to achieve! Rose: CORRUPTING OUR HOLY EARTH ORB! Tirmek: That's a magic 8ball. Rose: The gods are funny creatures. *** Aurreon: Dol Arrah, shouldn't you chastise Lilly for his career of pillage and murder? Dol Arrah: Hold up, playing Kingdom Hearts. *** Rose: So, aided by King Steve's armies they're invading us and intend to kill us all. Tirmek: Well too bad for you! We're not staying! Lilly: Why are you a girl when you say that? Tirmek: *sniffle* Father didn't love me. |
| rampant05-11-07, 02:40 AM | Kithle - Nothing to see here folks. ... Go on ... Shoo! Go away ... Seriously, you're bugging me. ... :bored: SIC EM SQUIRRELS! *HORRIFYING FUZZY DEATH* |
| rampant05-11-07, 02:41 AM | Saberiel - When did we get a player Piano? Erk - Its just Dorvos with improved invisibility. NJ26 - Why is he invisible? Erk - Cause after that incident with Teiza getting plastered Satnak said she didn't want to see the kids anywhere near alchohol. Terra - My carnivorous plants haven't been the same since. Mendova - I feel sorry for that poor astral dreadnaught. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-11-07, 01:52 PM | Tirmek: Blasted Geas... Elina: Why would the Lich King be aided by King Steve? Didn't he send us on this quest in the first place? Sarah: :rolleyes: This is King Steve we're talking about. Elina: ...right. Never mind. Lilly: At last! My greated invention! Elina: Oh dear... Lilly: Sword-chucks, yo! Tirmek: :bored: That's just the Scimitars you took from Kerrith with a chain linking them. Lilly: With this, I shall tap into the awesomeness of dual-wielding, the kick-assery of nunchucks, and the badassedness of the Drow! Tirmek: While I applaud your attempts to ensure your painful and decapitated death- *disintegrate* The chain vanishes to dust. Tirmek: -I'd rather you not be any more of a danger to your fellow party members than you already are. Lilly: Oh, well, I'll just reattach it later. Good thing I wrote down how on this piece of paper. Plus my intensive study of the proper technique to use when hurting either our opponents or Tirmek. Tirmek: Let me take a look at that. I'll lend it my critical- *EYEBEAMS* Lilly: *scorched* *cough* *paper crumbles to ash* Tirmek: You'll thank me someday. *walks off* Lilly: It's a good thing I committed all that to memory. Lilly's Memory Lilly: Elina is teh uber haw-t! End Lilly: :mad: Stupid memory. It's a wonder I talk can good still. |
| rampant05-11-07, 01:58 PM | Tirmek - :D Elina - Stop smiling like that. Tirmek - I can't. Sarah - He's been like this since he found out he had eyebeams. Tirmek - I'm Finally going to win a staring contest against Teiza! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-11-07, 03:30 PM | Tirmek - I'm Finally going to win a staring contest against Teiza! Bunny: Poor fool doesn't realize that the female family stare is invisible eyebeams. |
| Enlong05-11-07, 04:45 PM | OOC: Okay, so according the the orientation PM I got, I should pitch my character idea here before actually putting my character somewhere. Right, so... here goes. ((Character Picture (http://images.wikia.com/finalfantasy/images/thumb/5/59/195px-Ff6_gogo.jpg/150px-195px-Ff6_gogo.jpg))) *Open scene on what appears to be a pile of dirty laundry slumped in a corner. The lights dim, and a voice comes out of no-where* Documentary-type voice: A mystery, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a bunch of tacky, colorful shawls. That describes Moog T. Gimmic. Nobody knows who he is under all that heavy cloth, (and somehow, nobody's ever taken it off) or what he is carrying, or what he looks like, or what his middle name really is, or even if "he" is really a "he"! Nobody knows who, what, or how old he is (some even think he's a golem made out of cloth). Simply put, Moog's a mystery, and doesn't care to give out any hints. A couple things are known about this enigmatic creature. He's a Wilder and Anarchic Initiate, so he's chaotic deep down, and is pretty tough in a fight. He has an uncanny talent for miming and mimicry, and makes for a pretty good cook. He also seems to imitate the personalities of the groups he's with, so when he finally comes to be with the Forgotten Freedom crew, well... he's gonna be pretty crazy. Moog: *The "pile of clothes" wakes up, yellow dots now glowing from eye-slits, and stands up* Documentary guy: "Ah! It awakes! Now we shall see him in his natural habitat. Say something, Moog." Moog: "..." Documentary guy: "Come on! Just say something!" Moog: "... Something..." Documentary guy: "Oh :censored:! That's it! I quit! Friggin' budget doesn't pay me enough to talk to smart alecks like him..." *voice fades out* Moog: "... Bit of a hothead ..." *goes back to sleep* OOEnlong: So, how was that? Can I play? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-11-07, 04:54 PM | OOC: Knock yourself out. (And you may take that literally, if you want. :D) |
| Enlong05-11-07, 05:11 PM | ooc: Heheh, cool. So, should I just be on the ship, or is there somewhere else I should start? edit: OOC: Now that I think about it, what would be better for me to be, a Wilder/Anarchic Initiate, or Psion/Psion Uncarnate? A wilder would be more crazy, but a Psion/uncarnate would fit the character a bit better. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-11-07, 05:50 PM | OOC: Each class has it's own brand of crazy, and it all depends on how you plan on playing as far as what class it should be. And he can come from anywhere you want, really. Crew members can join in a myriad of ways. The most "proper" way would be to be invited/hired, but that's kind of boring. Some merely drop from portals to random locations/planes, some wander aboard, some end up here after a series of random occurences during their own travels, others just show up for no real reason. A growing number have been born here. And Gogo's character quote is one of my favorites ever: "Is it a man? Is it a woman? Or should we ask?" :D IC: Momo: *cough* Scias: O-o-o-o..........ow. Momo: I think there was a feedback loop. Teiza: *cups her ear* WHAT?! Momo: :confused: Uh...you ok? Teiza: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! Scias: *cringes from the volume* E-e-e-e-e.........expl-l-l-losion... Momo: Yeah, she was right next to it. I think her ears are ringing from that blast. Teiza: I'M SORRY, I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU! MY EARS ARE RINGING FROM THAT BLAST! Scias: :rolleyes: Momo: At least the schematics are still intact. Maybe we can figure out where the "key" malfunctioned. Back to the drawing board for "Project Clow". Scias: *squiggle* Why are we doing this again? Momo: Because he won't shut up about it. OOKaizer: :D |
| Enlong05-11-07, 07:15 PM | OOC: Okay, I've decided. Moog's gonna be a Psion/Psion Uncarnate of indetermatate level. It's more enigmatic, I get more powers to do crazy stuff with, and the clincher is... an Anarchic initiate's chaotic rift would just go whizzing by into the horizon, y'know, since we're using an airship. Plus, I like the idea of people thinking they're gonna find out my identity, and then... poof! Incorporeal and out the door! BTW, I also loved Gogo's little snippet! But I'm sad that the retranslation shot down all the crazy theories. I loved people trying to prove Daryl/Barahm/Ghestal/Leo/wierd governer from decades ago was Gogo. Ah well... Moog: *Anyone passing by the kitchen will find what appears to be a pile of dirty laundry sitting in a pile... And snoring heavily* OOEnlong: There ya go. That's where he is. |
| Paulon05-11-07, 07:30 PM | Fela wanders past and sniffs at the pile of laundry, then hops into a convenient spot to lurk and see if Norbaz tosses the pile into the chilli pot. |
| rampant05-11-07, 08:57 PM | Norbaz is making his rounds looking for ingredients. Norbaz - *sniff* too mild, I'll come back tomorrow for this one *spinkles somespice mold on Moog and Fela*. |
| Enlong05-11-07, 09:31 PM | Moog coughs twice after being sprinkled with the spicemold, but otherwise remains in the same spot. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-11-07, 10:10 PM | 13: He sits there and does nothing useful…like someone else I know. :rolleyes: OOC: :mad: |
| Charles Phipps05-11-07, 10:38 PM | OOC: Tsk tsk tsk don't harass our newcommer. After all, insanity takes time to be infectious. For example he hasn't yet found the joy of meeting Redshirts. IC: Captain Jarlot: Hey, new guy. Have you filled out the forms? Moog: The what? Captain Jarlot: We've got two crew on this ship. Redshirts and Named crew. Moog: What's the difference? Captain Jarlot: Redshirts we can do this too. *pulls out a smokepowder pistol and shoots one in the shoulder as he trips down into the hold where alligators start eating him alive* Captain Jarlot: Named crew are strong enough to avoid that. Aerith: Poor poor Redshirt. I am the Cleric of the Ship! Moog: Do you heal people when stuff like that happens? Aerith: No, I reincarnate them and then send them to die again. Moog: :blink: |
| Enlong05-12-07, 09:17 AM | OOC: Yeah, havn't found my particular brand of crazy yet... and that's why I'm a redhirt. Don' worry, I'll pick up. Moog: *Stares at the alligator pit, eyes... um, yellow dots getting wider* "Um, wow. Okay, A: Where are these forms, and B: How can I become a named member as fast as possible? Oh, and the name's Moog." |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-12-07, 09:41 AM | Sithis awoke from yet another dream, Darkness filled with swirling runes. maddening whispers. and red hot pain flaring across his skin. His face was stuck to desk, he'd fallen asleep at the desk again. slowly, making sure not to tear off any skin, Sithis unstuck himself. he'd learnt after several soverign glue incidnects with chalky that time and care were needed when it came to being stuck to somthing. Finally, after he unstuck himself Sithis yawned, stretched and procceded from his room down the stairs within Naz'roths pocket dimension to the door that led to the forgotten freedom. stumbling tiredly passed Aerith and Captain Jarlot and knocking the basket full of washing over as he passed Sithis moved towards the Coffe creating device one of the ships artificers had created long ago. quickly creating some he took a quick gulp... and about a split second later there was a rather large exlosion, sending Sithis (in bat form) flying in every direction. Sithis, now fully awake, reformed and looked extremly angry. Sithis: *now yelling* damn you gaz! DAMN YOU!!! and in the distance faint amused laughter can be heard. |
| Enlong05-12-07, 10:01 AM | Moog had been about to get up after Sithis knocked him over when the explosion sounded. Moog: Okay, now what the heck was that? Hey, you okay? Sithis: damn you gaz! DAMN YOU!!! Moog: Well, he ain't dead, so that's fine with me. So, Cap'n, where can I get these forms? This place keeps looking more interesting with each moment. |
| rampant05-12-07, 10:12 AM | Squishy - Form A is a waiver, please mark wether you want your remains animated or not. Moog - :confused: Squishy - no big it all ends up in the chili eventually. |
| Enlong05-12-07, 01:56 PM | Moog: Ends up in the chili? Wha? What kind of cook do you have her-.... oh, so that's what he's like. Squishi: Wha- Moog: Nothing, nevermind. Marks "yes" Moog: Kinda like organ donar. What do I care after I'm dead? Just gonna have to work to stay out of the chili... Okay, that's form A done. What (dare I ask?) is form B? |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-12-07, 01:57 PM | Sarah: Sooooooo...are we gonna go after this Lich King or what? Tirmek: Once the Entities figure out a full setup. Lilly: And who's the Lich King, anyway? Is Mordain back? Could it be your new Grandmother? Maybe Nalfein? 'cause I need to calculate how many minions I'll need to kill for another level up. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-12-07, 04:52 PM | Could it be your new Grandmother? OOKale: :lightbulb Naz'roth: *staff to OOKales head* No Chance. OOKale: *disappointed* awww... not even just one? Naz'roth: No. OOKale: Or maybe- Naz'roth: NO. OOKale: *sulk* your no fun. |
| ratslinky05-12-07, 08:11 PM | Gaz: *talking to Teiza* Its not fair I mean explosions wake you up better than coffee. *shaking his head* You try to do someone a favor and what happens they shout at you Teiza: Are you serious? Gaz: :D Nope I was just distracting you so I could steal your Universal Solvent and Sovereign glue you to the floor Teiza: :headexplo Gaz: Bye *Teleports away* |
| Charles Phipps05-12-07, 09:39 PM | Lilly: I think it's Mordain. Tirmek: It can't be Mordain, we KILLED him. Lilly: Yes, because a LICH and death are so often the same problem. Elina: But we destroyed his psylantery. Lilly: Mordain is a video game villain. That means as long as they're room for a sequel, he'll be back. Like Mother Brain or dracula. Elina: Oh. Lilly: Let us pray REDCLOAK isn't with him. Elina: Who? Lilly: Doog. |
| urial angel of death05-12-07, 10:58 PM | Redcloak: I am insulted. Just because I haven't been aren't sense Terra's wedding you forget about me. Besides Doog is dead. Doog: Why can't I be reincarnated? -------- Lilly: Has anyone noticed that the ground rotting around here resemble defiling magic? OOC: Just a nitpick Mother Brain is perma dead. The Metroid series is over. They just have to fill in the gaps in the middle. Nintendo pulled a George Lucas on that series. Samus: I have the sneaking suspision that my beam arm will be replaced with a walkie-talkie |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-13-07, 09:23 AM | OOC: …Mother Brain is perma dead. Bunny: I should hope so. It's hard enough dealing with Ganon how many times he comes back despite being visibly stabbed. |
| Enlong05-13-07, 06:03 PM | Bunny: I should hope so. It's hard enough dealing with Ganon how many times he comes back despite being visibly stabbed. OOC: Yeah, well, there's good reasons for that. Ol' G-dorf's got the Triforce (Remember TP?), and I think the Space Pirates have "The Technology"(TM), so that's how Mother Brain kept coming back (The six million dollar brain). In other news, where's Rampant? I want to go somewhere other then the kitchen hall, and I need to finish those forms first. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-13-07, 06:43 PM | OOC: ……In other news, where's Rampant? I want to go somewhere other then the kitchen hall, and I need to finish those forms first. OOC: You could conceivably do that on your own. We don't always wait for other people to do their characters if we feel we want to go on. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-13-07, 07:29 PM | OOC: Actually, Ganon's dead, too. In the original Zelda game, Ganon clearly dies, and it's even been noted by the creator that it was the last one (and OoT is stated to be the first). Now they're filling in the intervening millenia, too. :D IC: Elina: Ok, we've bypassed King Moron's army through the Plane of Shadow, and come out just before we hit the magical barriers Mordain set up around his own. We now proceed to take down anyone we find, as they will inevitably only attack us in small, easily defeatable bands. Tirmek: Does it strike anyone how strange it is that, regardless of how ineffectual it is, bad guys never change their tactics when dealing with roving bands of misfits? Or, in this case, three skilled warriors and Lilly? Lilly: :pbbbtt: You weren't listening. He's a VIDEO GAME VILLAIN. Sarah: :drool: Elina: :bored: I think we should go. My shoes are getting soaked in drool. Sarah: :drool: Sorry sis. *wipes away drool...ineffectually* It's just that we're going up against the Lich King. I can already taste the magical goodness... :drool: Tirmek: It's amazing you don't dehydrate. I think you've lost more water in the last thirty seconds than your total body weight. Lilly: Anime drool. Works like anime tears. Tirmek: :bored: Thus explaining why we're now standing ankle deep in it. Sarah: Hee hee... :drool: |
| Charles Phipps05-14-07, 07:01 AM | The Plane of Shadow Lilly: I point out I'm the best warrior here. Sarah: What? That's ridiculous! Elina: That's idiotic! Tirmek: I won't even dignify that with a response. Lilly: I can prove it. What's your base HD Sarah? You too Elina? Sarah: TWENTY! HA! Lilly: That means you have to hit twenty-first level to reach second level right? Sarah and Elina: :blink: :blink: Lilly: There we go. Tirmek: Hold on! I've seen you do all sorts of stuff that's utterly beyond a normal human. You can't tell me that's you're base! Lilly: Ah, actually I am just a normal human. I've just had the Exalted factor to make me able to achieve all the wonderful things I do. Tirmek: YOU ARE NOT EXALTED! Lilly: Yes, I've benefitted from the book that's utterly broken. By taking a few minor vows, I've gained all the incredible supernatural abilities that I've wielded without suffering from the problems of level restriction. Tirmek: What, exactly!? Lilly: I took the Exalted condition of "Moron." Tirmek: :OMG! Elina: You were already a moron! Lilly: and now I get wicked cool awesome powers for it! Tirmek: WHO IS RUNNING THE SIDES OF GOOD!? *** The Sovereign Heavens Dol Dorn: Lilly just drove a little boy insane. Dol Arrah: Quiet, watching Breland Idol. GO STEPHEN! *** Elina: That book is utterly broken! Lilly: I have it on good authority that the 4th edition version of it will contain "Celestial Dog Girl" Elina: YAY! WE'RE CANON! Tirmek: So what's it like to sell out your principles? Is it as fulfilling as I've heard? Lilly: So hence my awesome Levels. Accented by the fact that in addition to being a Chosen and Epic Troll possession which technically doesn't lower anything, I've also changed over my multiclassing with The Book of Nine Swords Tirmek: You sure you're not a halfling Lilly because something in this room is screaming MUNCHKIN! Lilly: In addition to being a a Paladin, I've decided to pursue "Awesome style" where I get to use my charisma score as a bonus to my regular hits so long as I get to look cool doing it. Tirmek: Well that will never be a problem. Lilly: I learned well from Kerrith. *Lilly puts on sunglasses* Lilly: ....Yo. Elina: :drool: Sarah: :drool: Tirmek: Etu Sarah? Sarah: Errr....must have been my smelling food. *puts her tongue back in* Lilly: In any case, Mordain and Redcloak have brought 50,000 Hobgoblin mercenaries that were loaned by King Steve and House Deneith to the borders of Aerenal on their fleet of black ships. They intend to siege the holy city in order to seize the Earth Orb. We've got to kill him and his Vampire General in order to cause the armies to break rank. Tirmek: Thank you for that exposition, WHY are we helping the damn elves then? Lilly: You agreed to it! Tirmek: I did not! Sarah: Actually.... *** Earlier Throne Room Tirmek: And why the hell should we risk our necks fighting a foreign invasion?! Rose: Because Misty Scruffy commands it. Mister Scruffy: Meow. Tirmek: :love: THE CHOSEN AVATAR OF MY GOD! AWWWWW! WHOSE A CUTE WIDDLE THING! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE! *** Tirmek: err......yes....well......forget that happened. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-14-07, 10:36 AM | Tirmek: :love: THE CHOSEN AVATAR OF MY GOD! AWWWWW! WHOSE A CUTE WIDDLE THING! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE! Mister Scruffy: (i.h.h. I hate you all.) |
| rwarner370105-14-07, 12:01 PM | Kanatash walks into the mess hall and sees Moog talking with Squishy. Kanatash: Don't worry about filling out that paper ork come with me to my office and I'll get you all set up to be a named crew member. Moog: Who are you? Kanatash: I used to be in charge of interviewing the new members of the crew but only do it for a few of them anymore. To much paperwork now that I get bored with filling out. Moog and Kanatash leave the mess hall and head up to his office. Kanatash: So do you have a character sheet? Moog: A what? Kanatash: Nevermind... Kanatash stares at nothing for a moment then quickly sticks his hand through dimensions to grab a sheet of paper. Kanatash: So tell me *looks at paper* what strengths do you bring that will help the crew? Moog: I am quite versetile and experianced. Kanatash: Any specific examples? Moog: Not really, hey what is on that paper? Kanatash: Well it should be all the essential information about you but after name and class it just kind of is blank. OOEnlong: He's enigmatic and mysterious! Kanatash: Sure he is... *crumples up the paper and throws it back out of the dimension* Moog: Who was that? Kanatash: Your entity, don't owrry you'll figure it out later. Anyway, looks like you get to be a new crew member. I gonna put you under scum for now and give you a room. Moog: Great how do I get there? Kanatash: :teach: Listen very carefully I will not repeat this. Step out of this door turn to the left and take exactly 40 normal steps without altering your size from what it is now. Next turn exactly 96 degrees to your left and hop up and down three times. Take 20 more steps straight foward and stop closing your feet to the last step. Close your eyes spin around 3 times and charge forward with your eyes still closed. When you stop you will be at your door. Moog: :confused: Ummm... Kanatash: Oh and the most important part don't believe that the door will be there. (Floats up through the ceiling) Moog left with no other choice follows the instructions. When he hops he discovers that he is in fact dropping through the deck to lower levels. Getting to his end location he looks around and sees no doors in the hallway. Honestly believing that there will be a door he closes his eyes concentrates on the idea that there is no door spins around and charges directly into a hard wooden surface a mere foot away. Waking up some time later he opens his eyes to see a door securly in place where a he could have sworn there was a wall last he looked. Opening it he steps into a simple room with some basic furniture and a bed that has two large books set on it. The cover of the first says Rules for the crew with a note pinned on the bottom: purely optional if you can survive the punishments. The second is a map of the ship starting with a three dimensional model cut into hundreds of sections and a footnote about multidimensonal extradimensonal and time distorted section be listed in the index. Upon closer inspection he notices that the pages can change and actually do so on a regular basis. As a matter of fact it is changing right now. ####: Moog will not sleep in the laundry room to give Martha a heart attack. ---- Kanatash: Good work on getting that room set up so fast. Roosevelt: You are lucky you pay me alot, and that you usually float through walls instead of crashing through them like so much of the other crew. |
| Enlong05-14-07, 04:24 PM | Moog's studying the rules and laughing at them, noting the huge number of references to Keelhauling, when a voice trickles down from the 'bove. OOEnlong: Ah, here's that old thing. Moog, this (http://www.rpgwebprofiler.net/view.php?id=52761) is a character sheet. Moog: That's... a lot of ?s OOEnlong: Well... you're mysterious. Moog: Okay. Now then, what powers do I have... Skate? .... Energy bolt, blast, wave, etc... Fiery discor-! Moog immediately starts burrowing through his baggy sleeves. OOEnlong: What are you doing now? Moog: You never can be too careful here. Moog produces a torch and some flint from out of no-where and lights it. He then hangs the lit torch in his wall. He then Manipulates Flames to keep some with him. Moog: Just a bit of insurance. Death's all too common here. OOEnlong: Wimp. Moog: Ah, what can ya do? Anyway, if you'll excuse me, I've got some exploring to do. At that, Moog shifts into Uncarnate mode and floats through the cieling with his little flame. He shows up on the main deck a half a minute later. Moog: And with thirty seconds to spare! OOEnlong: Go you.:rolleyes: Moog: Hey! Where'd you come from?! OOEnlong: I'm your entity. You're stuck with me. Moog: Oh yeah? Moog manifests Greater Teleport and zaps to the other side of the deck. OOEnlong: Too slow! Moog: :censored: OOEnlong: Just accept it! Moog: Fine, just keep quiet a little? OOEnlong: Maaaaaabye.... Anyway, I'll shut up now, take a look around! Moog: Sure, sure. Moog begins to inspect the deck, making a serious note of the large beam that made up the ship's back frame. It appeared to be covered with barbed wire, sandpaper, and bloodstains. Moog: Uh, mabye somewhere else! Moog quickly runs off to see the rest of the deck, frantically trying to memorize the rules AND keep from laughing, and deciding to increase the size of his little flame, just in case. OOC: (my first conversation with moog! Wait... talking to yourself is never a good sign...) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-14-07, 04:48 PM | OOC: (my first conversation with moog! Wait... talking to yourself is never a good sign...) OOC: What are you talking about? We talk to ourselves all the time. Bunny: We don't count, moron. 13: As different—non-existant—entities you speaking to us is really us speaking to us. OOC: So you're speaking to yourselves. 13: Um……we have a point. OOC: See? Nothing to worry about. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-15-07, 12:32 AM | Sarah: TWENTY! HA! Lilly: That means you have to hit twenty-first level to reach second level right? Sarah and Elina: :blink: :blink: Elina: Why do you think we're not Epic yet? With all the stuff Aunt Satnak makes us do on a daily basis, we're high-level anyway. Sarah: *starts counting on her fingers* Let's see...my Entity won't define my level, but I'm roughly 16th...d12 + 10 Constitution bonus averaged out over that many levels gives me...114 HP! Tirmek: :bored: 264 HP. Sarah: 264 HP! Elina: :nonono: |
| ratslinky05-15-07, 01:13 AM | Elina: Why do you think we're not Epic yet? With all the stuff Aunt Satnak makes us do on a daily basis, we're high-level anyway. Sarah: *starts counting on her fingers* Let's see...my Entity won't define my level, but I'm roughly 16th...d12 + 10 Constitution bonus averaged out over that many levels gives me...114 HP! Tirmek: :bored: 264 HP. Sarah: 264 HP! Elina: :nonono: Rose: Now now Sarah don't stunt your growth on account of kitty boy |
| rampant05-15-07, 01:54 AM | Tirmek - Ok Lich Lets end this, I have more important things to do than smack you around. Elina - This is too easy. Sarah - Yeah without lily around to screw up, we got this guy down in less than a round *chew* --------------------- Lily - *reading a note* There is a map to the girls locker room on the other side of this paper. *flips the paper over* There is a map to the girls locker room on the other side of this paper. *flips the paper over* There is a map to the girls locker room on the other side of this paper. *flips the paper over*... |
| Charles Phipps05-15-07, 02:22 AM | The Keepers Vault Tirmek: Uh oh. Asmodeus: Why hello there! Tirmek: How did I? Asmodeus: You got smacked down with a Finger of Tirmek Death Tirmek: Lilly made that spell didn't he? Asmodeus: And posted it on the internet. *** Mordain's Palace Elina: Oh my Mom! They killed Tirmek! Sarah: YOU BASTAR.... Mommy Lich: Hello! Want some cookiees? Sorry, did your boyfriend attack our Lawn Lich? That's a bad idea as it triggers a nasty spell when slain. Sarah: She's.... Elina: Mordain's wife? *A voice from above* Whiny Emo Voice: MOmmmmmmm I'm not ready for LARP yet, where's my masacara!? Sarah: *sigh* Why do I feel Lilly helps makes the world more sensible when he's here for stupid momments like this? Lilly: This isn't the Girl's Locker Room! |
| Charles Phipps05-15-07, 04:18 AM | In Mordain Fleshweaver's car, coming home from work Mordain Fleshweaver: La la la la.... Redcloak: Sire, why are we attacking Aerenal? Mordain Fleshweaver: You know what ticks me off about this island? Redcloak: Errr.... Mordain Fleshweaver: Deathless man! Don't they annoy you as much as they annoy me? Redcloak: Not really sir. Mordain Fleshweaver: Having been brought back into existence by the needs of the Plot DeviceTM, I've decided to attack this place and steal the Earth Orb with the help of my idiot vampire son. Redcloak: Is that why you killed Tirmek with that spell from far off? Mordain Fleshweaver: Yes, though I do love it how he was sent to Hell despite being good. It's going to cheeze him off so badly that no one can see beyond his fiend template. Redcloak: Can't you just teleport into the Elf King's stronghold and take it? Mordain Fleshweaver: Yes, but then we wouldn't have the fun of sending thousands of innocent Hobgoblins to their pointless slaughter against elves. Redcloak: You watched the Twin Towers again didn't you? Mordain Fleshweaver: SPECIAL EDITION! Redcloak: Oiye. Mordain Fleshweaver: I mean, who gets into this whole "Earth Fiend" business if its not to engage in wholesale genocide on a massive scale. *Mordain honks on his horn several times as he cuts off someone in traffic* Mordain Fleshweaver: :censored: *sticks up his bony skeletal finger* Redcloak: Oh brother. Mordain Fleshweaver: So how long do you think they're going to keep up this inane Final Fantasy/8bit rip off? Redcloak: Oh, until everyone is slightly less pre-occupied and then they can return to making up their own plots. |
| rampant05-15-07, 10:53 AM | Tirmek - Strange as it seems, I'm prepared for this. SPINECTOMIES FOR EVERYONE Asmodeus - AUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-15-07, 11:10 AM | Redcloak: Oh, until everyone is slightly less pre-occupied and then they can return to making up their own plots. OOKaizer: :plotting: :evillaugh Momo: :bored: Yeah, yeah, we get it. You know something we don't and we're gonna have to beat you senseless by the time all is said and done. OOKaizer: :angelhide What makes you say that? Deis: Oh, please. You randomly break into laughing that makes Vladamere consider a copyright infringement lawsuit. There's whatever's going on with Mom. There's this project you've commissioned Momo and Teiza to work on, yet you've ignored any Artificers that don't qualify as Shoujo/Bihounen. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that you're going to pull something so awful that you'll need to do something cute to make up for it. OOKaizer: :shifty: (i.h.h.) Note to self: Stop making characters smarter than me. Terra: I heard that. OOKaizer: :eek: Nina: :( Why must you be so mean? OOKaizer: I...but...the curse of the writer compels me. Story demands conflict, and that means doing things you won't like. Nina: :bigeyes: :weep: Kaizer: :gah: :weep: I'M A TERRIBLE ENTITY! :weep: ... Wait a minute... OOScias: T-t-t-t-t.........trippy. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-15-07, 11:28 AM | OOKaizer: I...but...the curse of the writer compels me. Story demands conflict, and that means doing things you won't like. OOcat: That doesn't mean you have to rip open their souls every time. :( |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-15-07, 11:43 AM | OOcat: That doesn't mean you have to rip open their souls every time. :( OOKaizer: Yes it does! *head turns 360° and spews vomit* Nina: *throws holy water* The power of Terra compels you! The power of Terra compels you! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-15-07, 11:53 AM | OOKaizer: Yes it does! OOcat: No it doesn't. Doing what you do is simply cruel and without purpose. It is hypocritical to create characters that you seemingly respect and then subject them to emotional pain for your own amusement. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-15-07, 12:29 PM | Sithis: DAMN IT ALL TO KHYBER! There was a crashing noise As Sithis sent his desk across the room, paper flew from it like a cloud of fluttering sheets, heavy tomes crashed to the floor their contense spilling open. Sithis: *fist clenched* (ihh) Every time i take a step forwards with this research i take two steps back. My current information isnt enough. The Dark Library doesnt have the references i need, or it appears the texts.. but what would? Sithis ran his hands through his hair in frustration. why did it have to happen to him? why? and then suddenly a name floated to the top of his mind. Marcellus ir'Urdansa. Sithis: Yes. of course! Sithis sprinted over to his book shelf and removed a battered old tome from it. Sithis: (ihh) why didnt i think of this before? opening the book, the cover now becomes apparant. written upon it are the words " I, Marcellus" The Candels guttured slightly, as if stirred by an ethereal breeze... |
| rampant05-15-07, 12:39 PM | Sithis - ... Cousin senses tingling *jumps backward* Xiath pounces only to fall flat on her face. Xiath - Poopy:P Sithis - I'm kind of using this one right now. |
| Thrincold05-15-07, 01:13 PM | Bobb: Ok let me get this straight, first you want me to steal the captain's personal stock of rum, then, feed it to all the ubers' children to see how bad things can get on this ship? OOThrin: Yup that is about it. Bobb: But, that is evil, even for you, or hell, for most of the things here, plus, won't that get me very killed. OOThrin: I wrote you so that you can't ever really die, then again, there are things worse than death you could suffer. Bobb: I'm not doing it. OOThrin: Hey! Give back my outline dangit, you are not rewriting my idea! |
| rampant05-15-07, 02:29 PM | OOC: I nominate Thrincold for a :fight!: award for sheer ballsyness |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-15-07, 02:58 PM | OOC: I nominate Thrincold for a :fight!: award for sheer ballsyness Seconded. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-15-07, 03:27 PM | OOC: Balls, heck, if he actually goes through with it he can take away Crystalforged's permanent Craziest E.B.N.E. :P |
| Enlong05-15-07, 03:29 PM | OOC: I too would love to see that... and I hope it eventually involves me somehow. |
| Charles Phipps05-15-07, 03:47 PM | OOcat: No it doesn't. Doing what you do is simply cruel and without purpose. It is hypocritical to create characters that you seemingly respect and then subject them to emotional pain for your own amusement. Rose: No, it just means that there's contradictory vibes. One that he's a creator whom loves his creations and two, that he's a sadistic bastarve. ;-) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-15-07, 04:35 PM | OOC: Exactly. He should stop pretending and do what we do: Bunny: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU SHALL ALL DIE!!!! 13: I think that's the preferable option. :devil: Silver: Mmmmmmm……piiiiiiiiiiiieeeee. OOC: Don't give a d**n about our characters. |
| Charles Phipps05-15-07, 07:31 PM | OOC: And now for some meaningless character growth IC: Rose: *knock knock* Hello Terra. Terra: What's the King of Aerenal want with me? Rose: Hardy Har Har Har. Like that title means anything when all the decisions are made by a bunch of moldering corpses. Terra: You also got married again, to a human. Rose: Yeah. Terra: You're going to outlive her, you know. Rose: Probably, however, Zella wouldn't want me to be unhappy for the rest of my life. Terra:Yes, she would. She was a horrible, horrible, horrible person. Zella's Ghost: :censored: Doog's Ghost: Hey baby. Zella's Ghost: Being dead sucks. Rose: I'm not a believer that love comes to only one person for once a lifetime. Terra: I do. I'm going to spend the rest of my life in mourning for Lisa. Rose: *cough* Terra, I don't mean to point out an obvious fact but you do realize you're immortal right? Terra: So? I spent centuries without love before. Rose: And that was SOOOO very healthy for your attitude. Terra: Don't think I didn't notice why you paired me with Motoko, you wanted me to fall for her like she's fallen for me. Rose: The thought had occurred to me. Terra: Well it's not going to happen. Rose: To her tragedy as well as yours. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-15-07, 07:41 PM | Silver: Actually, I'll go with Terra on this one. Everyone else except 13 and Bunny: WHAT?!?!?!?! 13 and Bunny: We're learning. :bored: Silver: I mean, do I seriously want any more "I'm going to remain faithful to a dead person" genes in the pool? :rolleyes: I already five kids out of you, that should be enough. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-15-07, 09:20 PM | Rose: To her tragedy as well as yours.Terra: While I appreciate your concern, I can't force myself to love someone else. I see no point in pretending. How could it possibly be fair to whomever it might be? Rose: *sigh* Love comes in many forms. You loved Lisa one way, you love your children another. Who says you can't find a place for someone else? Terra: If that happens, it happens. I'm not going to pretend I love her the same way she loves me. She deserves better than that. Rose: You really don't get it, do you? Terra: :confused: Rose: You expect too much too fast. Have you already forgotten that your relationship with Lisa started as little more than a slightly more intense crush? That it took you two about three years of dating and sex to finally tie the knot? Terra: I...but... Rose: And there's one, very important thing I want you to think about. The dynamic of your relationship with Lisa was far different than any you'll get again. I knew you before Lisa, and I know you know. She brought you calm, direction, peace of mind. Lisa is in large part responsible for your ability to not only see but escape the layers of manipulation that dogged you so. Terra: Don't you think I know that?! Rose: BUT...she was able to do that only because you dragged her out of her own pit. You know better than anyone the torment she endured. Before she met you she was ready and willing to kill everyone here. Who knows? She may have snapped and gone on a rampage just to redress the wrongs her father visited upon her. She was nowhere near pure, you just brought out the best in her. Terra: ...your point? Rose: You aren't that person anymore. Expecting the same thing to happen is just waiting for failure. Terra: Great. Thanks. I'm done talking to you now. Rose: One more thing then I'm done, I promise. Terra: ...fine. Rose: Why do you think I sent Motoko to you? And it wasn't just to hook you up. The two remain silent for some time, Terra now completely confused as to his goal. Terra: I...don't see what you're getting at. Rose: When you talk to Motoko, you feel like you've met someone just like her before, right? Terra: *nods* Rose: *sigh* You see creation on a level way beyond anything the rest of us can even imagine, yet you're so blind to your own mind that you can't seem to figure out something everyone else sees. Terra: :ahem: Rose: She's you twenty years ago. As he walked away, it finally fell into place. She really was blind, wasn't she? The creeping sense of deja vu, Motoko's seething anger, the tough exterior hiding an extraordinarily wounded heart... Terra: I think...I may have to rearrange my expectations a bit... Silver: ...I already five kids out of you, that should be enough. OOC: Six. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-15-07, 09:58 PM | Rose: ……Before she met you she was ready and willing to kill everyone here.…… Bunny: She was? Dang, another lost opportunity. Rose: She's you twenty years ago. Silver: Even I'm not that wei— OOcat: It's metaphorical! :headexplo 13 (pulling off mask): Got you. :D OOC: Six. 13: See? Useless E.B.N.E. |
| Charles Phipps05-15-07, 10:46 PM | Rose: Maybe five. For some reason, my E.B.N.E inexplicably keeps trying to have me eat any partially animal children in the party. Kitten: Wha? Rose: Oh hell no, I said partially animal, not 'unholy abomination' |
| Charles Phipps05-15-07, 11:02 PM | Michael: *checks shopping list* Discount Undead monsters, check. Discount Evil Fortress, check. WAFFLES! Yes, my syruppy evil plan is almost complete. Motoko: May I ask what the Hell is wrong with you? Michael: Oh it's Terra's Scary Blackguard companion. Motoko: Yes, I can't believe it's you! You used to be the biggest Blackguard in Eberron! Michael: I still am! Motoko: More like the Blackadder of Eberron! When did you become the Diet Coke of Evil!? Michael: Well, I tried the redemption thing but I sort of yo-yoed back. It turns out that without alcohol, I'm really not capable of the vicious rapine that made me the most famous war criminal of the Last War. *** Bunny: He single handidly killed a quarter of all halflings! 13: Why? Bunny: I think the answer was because they're halflings. *** Motoko: And why, for the love of evil, would you recant the ancient ways of Darkness!? Michael: Well, really, I met this woman named Lisa and she inspired me to be better. Motoko: Ugh! Her again!? Did this woman crazzap rainbows!? Michael: No, that's Aerith. *Gestures over to the women's lavatory which has a pretty rainbow flying out the window as a flushing noise is heard* Michael: What it boils down to is the fact that I no longer feel like I have to gain emotional satisfaction from murder. Motoko: Dammit! We should slaughter entire HOSTS of the enemy and scatter their bodies across the Five Nations! Let the blood flow so freely that all we'll see is RED for miles! Michael: That sounds like a lot of work and Ketler just got me an X-box. Plus, he invented something called the Beer hat. *puts on a Full Plate Helm with two beers and a straw attached to it* Motoko: Well I *DO*! The Old Powers have fallen and there's a Power Vacuum to whoever wants to claim the reign of a kingdom without a leader. We shall drive the engine of war with the beat of the drum and the steel of the orc! The Demon Wars will be nothing to the revenge we can inflict on a planet that's wronged us! Michael: You're relationship with Terra is really frustrating you isn't it? Motoko: :blush: Is not. Michael: Yes, I can understand how it must be to make love only to be kicked out of the bed because Lisa is that much cooler. It happened a lot to me. Does she even realize that you're a Blackguard? Motoko: No. Michael: I presume she's not aware that you're a Blackguard of TERRA of all people either. Motoko: :hoppingma No. Michael: Believe me, it helps to have no expectations of the gods whatsoever. Hell, the only surviving Chosen Ones at this point are Lilly and ROSE of all people. Spooniness is apparently a trait of great divinity. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-15-07, 11:24 PM | Michael: ...Hell, the only surviving Chosen Ones at this point are Lilly and ROSE of all people. Spooniness is apparently a trait of great divinity.Elina: HEY! Just because I'm not bothered by mine much doesn't mean I'm no longer a Chosen one. Sarah: :bored: Yours doesn't constantly tell you to kill everything within a 100 mile radius because she's bored. I'd be more than happy to tell Fury to go away and have her actually take it seriously for once. Fury: Hey there! How's my favorite Chosen? Listen, I've got this great idea- Sarah: :tantrum: I'M NOT WIPING OUT ENTIRE SPECIES BECAUSE YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY! ----- Bunny: Damn! Maybe if I suggest it during the next full moon... ----- Fury: :( But-! Sarah: NO! Stop asking! Fury: :allalone: Awwww... |
| Charles Phipps05-15-07, 11:48 PM | Kid Dracula's House Kid Dracula: I'm actually not the Lich's son but sort of his grandson. You see, my father is Nalfien but he refuses to acknowledge me. Elina: Are those...braces...on your fangs? Kid Dracula: I have an overbite. Sarah: Could you help me find Tirmek's head? *sloshes more of her boyfriend into a bucket* Elina: That spell just utterly destroyed him. Lilly: Woah, wait, Tirmek's dead? Sarah: There's bits of Rakashasa all over you! Lilly: Oh that's me normally! Kid Dracula: So, do either of you guys LARP? I want to but Mommy Erandis won't let me because the bigger EMO boys beat me up. Sarah: So you go to a convention of human beings pretending to be vampires so you can be a vampire pretending to be a human pretending to be a vampire. Kid Dracula: Awesome huh? They serve Red Kool aid and we pretend it's blood. Lilly: To confirm again, Tirmek is dead? Sarah: Yes! *Lilly coughs* *Lilly puts on shades* *Three Dog Night gets behind him and two dozen dancing girls* *Lilly starts doing Travolta moves to 'Celebrity Ball'* Lilly: CELEBRATE! CELEBRATE! DANCE TO THE MUSIC! CELEBRATE! CELEBRATE! DANCE TO THE MUSIC! Elina: Apparently, my request for you not to be tacky in Sarah's grief fell on Spoony ears. Lilly: Oh it's not like he's not going to be back. Sarah: I WILL AVENGE YOU TIRMEK! *Sarah leaps for Kid Dracula's throat* Kid Dracula: I use the Card of menacing stare. Sarah: what? Kid Dracula: Do you have a challenge? Sarah: Huh? Kid Dracula: I'm afraid you automatically lose then. Sarah: Wha!? *Kid Dracula then bites Sarah on the neck* *it sounds like he's drinking a Capri Sun* Kid Dracula: SLURP SLURP SLURP! Elina: You monster! Lilly: You have a suitable challenge? Elina: Huh? *Lilly sighs* Lilly: I guess that this looks like a job for a REAL hero. *Lilly steps forward and pulls HIS CARDS* *** Tirmek's Personal Hell Tirmek: Wow, who knew that my power would be quadrupled in The Nine Hells? Still, I'm not leaving until I've gotten rid of every last one of these! *Tirmek pulls down a hockey mask and revs his chainsaw* *Tirmek charges into thousands of Lilly shaped demons* Tirmek: HEREEESSSSSS TIRMEK! |
| rampant05-16-07, 02:25 AM | Motoko is stalking off after her encounter with micheal. Voice - I heard your plan back there Motoko - If you're the new guy I swear to hell- Voice - Hehe nothing so silly, but as much as I love your ambition, I'm afraid I'm going to have to put a hold on your warmongering. What you're proposing would severely reduce the population, and I'll need them. The shadows part behind Motoko, reveling Teiza with an arrogant smirk on her face, revealing her left fang. Motoko - :rofl: nice one kid hahaha, you had me going there hehe Teiza's shadow rears up and grab Motoko. Teiza - Get this straight, I won't kill you, I wont even bruise you, but I will do what it takes to make sure the world is the shape i need it to be, and right now my plans require it remain stable but fractured. Last thing i need is a competent warlord conquering it. Motoko - Then why not just eliminate me? Teiza - You belong to sensai. Now I'm off to make sure Scias hasn't wandered off with that wimpforged. -------------------------------------------------- Scias - e...e...e...eep Chi - chi? Teiza - Back to work you lazy fur ball! Momo - yeah! Scias - :rolleyes: *holds up a yellow ribbon* Teiza - Squeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *rushes off to sew it into one of her dresses* Momo - How long are you going to keep giving her that same ribbon, and stealing it back. Scias - *squigle* *hold sup a sign reading: NEVER!* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-16-07, 08:02 AM | 13 (@Motoko and Teiza): Man, whimpy evil. Silver: What about Michael? 13: No point in pointing out the obvious. |
| Thrincold05-16-07, 08:21 AM | Bobb sneaks into Jarlot’s private stock. While looting it for appropriate drinks for the children he hears something behind him. Jarlot: *clears throat* And what exactly are you doing in my booze cellar? Bobb: I’m just cleaning up sir, uh, you see, uh, Master Rose asked me to clean all the dust off these old bottles. And, uh, well, um.. *Rolls epic bluff check* you see, some of this has gone all vinegary, so I was going to replace it for you. Our Captain should never have bottom shelf stuff. Jarlot: Well, I’ll just have to see Rose about this. Now, hand me that Brellish rum out of your sack and be on your way, before you are keelhauled repeatedly. Bobb: Um, sure captain. ooThrin: See that was easy, you got the booze, now for stage two. Jarlot: What is that? Got the booze, stage two? WTF are you up to? Bobb: Idiot I.B.N.E he’s still here. Jarlot: Answers now before I… Oh … ooThrin: This is not the story line you are looking for *hand wave* Jarlot: This is not the story line I am looking for… *wanders off* Bobb: What was that? ooThrin: Jedi mind trick. Bobb: That can’t work. ooThrin: It can when I need you alive enough to be the first E.B.N.E to get killed by a character in this story. Bobb: That is sick. *Bobb hefts the sack and Dimension Doors into his berth to begin mixing flavorful and tasty drinks for the “children”. OOC: As you can see I'm not the best writer in the world, but I try. |
| Charles Phipps05-16-07, 08:40 AM | Rose: Mistress Rose? Aerith: You have to admit that its a girl's name. Rose: It is not! Aerith: All the Roses that I know are girls. Rose: EXCEPT ME! Aerith: You're a bard! That's almost as girly! Rose: Nevermind, in any case, I have to rally the troopers against the Hobgoblins. *Rose steps out onto the balcony above his troops* Rose: Friends, Romans, Countrymen! I see a whole army of my country, here in defiance of tyranny! We will not go quietly into the night! It's not to die for your country but make the other guy die for his! Ask not what your country can do for you but you can do for your country! I am not a crook! Crowd of troopers: YAY! Aerith: You just generically strung together parts of well written speeches! Rose: Yes, well the stupid masses will believe anything that you tell them. They're all going to die anyway, they're outnumbered ten to one and they're all low level commoners. All I'm trying to do is get a morale bonus. Aerith: You're still at the Voice Enhancer Platform. Rose: ....oh....shavit. Crowd: :weep: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-16-07, 09:50 AM | Aerith: You're still at the Voice Enhancer Platform. Rose: ....oh....shavit. Crowd: :weep: 13: This trick was soooooooooo much harder to pull off when only the first few rows of people could hear the speaker. |
| rampant05-16-07, 02:22 PM | Squirrel Shadowcaster/Wizard/Noctumancer - SQUEAKEN SQUEAKER SQUEAK! (all hail the lady of shadows) Squirrel Shadowcasters - Squeaken Squeaken (Tei-za Tei-za) Teiza - (sitting on a throne of Eagle bones) Muwhahahaha |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-16-07, 07:32 PM | Squirrel Shadowcasters: Squeaken Squeake- :eek: Teiza: *raised eyebrow* Squirrel Shadowcaster/Wizard/Noctumancer: Squeak rup ruppen squeaker?! Rup squeaken! (What is the meaning of this?! Praise our Lady!) Squirrel Shadowcasters: *scatter* :hides: Terra: *ahem* Teiza: Uh-oh... Terra: :bored: What did I say about abusing your power? Teiza: That it's fun? Terra: :bored: Teiza: :raincloud I'm in trouble, aren't I? Terra: Not really. Teiza: :confused: ...okaaaaay... Terra: As the source of both your and the Shadowcaster Squirrels powers, I expect a bit of thanks, savvy? ----- OORei: Savvy? Since when does she say that? OOKaizer: Since I'm about to go mad waiting for Pirates of the Caribbean: World's End to come out. OORei: :bored: OOKazier: :P Ok, fine. Stir crazy. OORei: Thank you. ----- Teiza: Ooooooo! Sacrifice time! Terra: Indescriminate killing doesn't count. Teiza: :mad: Crap. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-16-07, 08:31 PM | Teiza: Ooooooo! Sacrifice time! Terra: Indescriminate killing doesn't count. Teiza: :mad: Crap. Bunny: O COME ON! |
| Charles Phipps05-16-07, 10:41 PM | Kid Dracula: What's your challenge! Lilly: Natural twenty. Kid Dracula: Oooooh, a table topper. Lilly: Yeah, this table! *smashes Table over Kid Dracula's head and stakes him with the leg....which is doubly painful because it's a blunt end* Sarah: Damn, that was brutal. Good plays dirty. Lilly: Right makes might ya'know? *Mordain Fleshweaver's car pulls up* Lilly: Ummm...she did it. *points to Sarah* Sarah: What!? |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-16-07, 10:59 PM | Every bone in Mordain's undead body burns from the inside out before exploding. Mordain: *reforms* I'm sensing- His entire body is covered in acid and melts into foaming goo. Mordain: *reforms* -some hos- Ice encases his body and a well placed bolt of electricity shatters the entire block to pebbles. Mordain: *reforms* -tiliy from- Holy fire causes his body to turn to smoldering ash. Mordain: *reforms* -the young- A sudden and violent sandstorm centered on him reduces his bones to dust. Mordain: *reforms* -lady. Elina: :mad: You're damn right you are. *pulls the pin out of a grenade* One...two...FIVE! Sarah: Three, sis! Elina: Three! *jams the Holy Hand-grenade of Flamekeep in his ribs* Elina: :mad: Manipulative bastard. *KABOOOOOOOMMMMM* Mordain: *reforms* Ow... That was uncalled for. |
| urial angel of death05-17-07, 12:49 AM | OORei: You really shouldn't be complaining. Look at Urial over there. OOUrial: *rocking in the corner* Starcraft 2 is being announced on the 19th. Yes it is. Of course it is. Blizzard wouldn't crush are hopes like that... again. OOKaizer: Disney isn't that evil... Is it? OORei: :bored: OOKaizer: :( OOKaizer: Why is Urial at our house anyway? :confused: OORei: He just never leaves. |
| Charles Phipps05-17-07, 01:00 AM | Mordain: *sighs* Sarah: DIE! *tosses rubber ball* *Sarah watches it* *Sarah blinks* *Sarah starts drooling* Elina: What's that? Mordain: A rubber ball with a symbol of insanity on it. Elina: Thank goodness Lilly is immune. Lilly: Drool. Elina: See? No change. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-17-07, 03:00 AM | Elina: But I must thank you for that. Mordain: I...do believe that was unexpected. Elina: Not really. *points at Sarah* After watching the ball for a bit, Sarah had begun to foam at the mouth and bear her fangs. Elina: She enters a kind of temporary insanity when she goes berzerk anyway, so you've just saved her a rage use and ensured than your outfit will have dirt stains from hell. Mordain: How do you come by that- *fifteen secons later* Mordain: *buried six feet beneath his lawn and missing an arm* Oh. Elina: Let's see...should I consecrate the ground now or wait till he tries to get out... Sarah: *chew* *munch* *wag* Lilly: :rolleyes: She really enjoys the magical chew bones, doesn't she? Elina: Screw it. Hallow A muffled series of curses and pained exclaimations come from beneath the freshly dug earth. |
| rampant05-17-07, 03:11 AM | Lily - I suddenly feel as if a great wrong was commited, then rebounded back even worse. Tirmek - (glowing red) Yo Lily - Paradise lost. Tirmek - Check out my new weapon i call it the three lily staff. Elina - Its just three lily demons spines tied together. |
| Charles Phipps05-17-07, 03:20 AM | Ganon and Link...Dracula and the Belmonts...Mother Brain and Samus....Tirmek and Lilly |
| rampant05-17-07, 04:02 AM | Tirmek - I'm the good one dammit! Lily - I'm a paladin! Tirmek - Proof enough you belong in hell. In fact there is a seat reserved for you. Lily - ...Seriously? Tirmek - Yep, it says spoony jr. |
| Charles Phipps05-17-07, 04:57 AM | *Elina imagines the future* The Future Hell Lilly: Awesome! An army of demons to slaughter and plenty of nubile demonesses who look like Elina! I thought Heaven would be boring! The Present *Elina looks at Lilly* Elina: Ugh. Lilly: Sarah, quit humping Tirmek's leg. Sarah: So awesome. Tirmek: My first act will be to use my magic forever prevent me from noticing Lilly again. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-17-07, 08:38 AM | Tirmek: My first act will be to use my magic forever prevent me from noticing Lilly again. 13: Oh, no you don't. *INFLUENCE REALITY* ************ A lilly demon popps up. Tirmek: Oh, hey, Lilac, what brings you up here? I thought I removed your spine. I was very thorough about that, epescially in regards to demons that look like Lilly. Lilac: I no longer need one, thanks to my patron god. (holds up a Banjo puppet) Tirmek: Er, that's nice, but what are you here for? Lilac: I came to deliver a message from the new master of Hell. Tirmek: Before we continue with this parody of a parody, I should mention that there's not body around here for you to push me back into. Lilac: Oh, yes there is. (holds up little Tirmek hand puppet) Tirmek: That can't possibly— Lilac: *totally-not-a-sneak-attack upside the head using a puppet* My work here is done. Tirmek (in tiny puppet voice): (props himself up) Ha, this'll never hold me Lilac: True. But to free yourself from the puppet you have to incoporeate, and that means becoming mortal again and loosing all your powers. Tirmek: ………………………………………………You're a demon patterned after Lilly, where'd you get those smarts. Lilac: Our new master has been teaching us the ways of "thinking". It is a most enlightening experience. (slumps over as a giant hand is taken out of him) Tirmek: :bored: I've met the entity that embodies the hatred of the universe for me, and yet I still couldn't see this coming. Sarah: Hehe. :devil: Tirmek: Hey…what…SARAH PUT ME DOWN………… |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-17-07, 10:44 AM | Zilargo, Korranberg The Depths of the Korranberg library In the depths of the Library there was darkness, it was long past midnight, and all the scribes had gone home. even during the day not many of them had come to this section, for this was the section in which all the darker and more unpleasnt tomes were kept. Somthing in the darkness moved, a pale light coming from the only entrance : the stairs. the light gradually became brighter as a figure decended, Sithis. clad in his usual noble mans clothing, several runes irradiated a blood red light on his black sash. The only other light source came from the everbright lantern held in Sithis's black gloved hand. Sithis cast his gaze slowly about the room, checking for physical traps. that done, he activated his mantic sight, scanning the room again he picked up a mesh of faint blue lines that crisscrossed about the door way. Sithis smiled and reached out with his free hand, he gently applied his will to the spell before him, slowly identifying the weave of magic that formed it. Sithis: (ihh) hm. only an alarm spell. i expected somthing more. just as gently as he'd identified and took control of the spell, Sithis unravelled it, dispersing and absorbing the magical energy. Stepping forwards he scanned the room a second time, noteing that there were no other lingering spells or traps he set his everbright lantern on a desk. Sithis: I'll need more light if im going to search this place properly.. hmm.. Removing eight qartz crystals from his belt pouch, each about the size of his fist, Sithis imbued a simple levitation spell into each. causing them to hover at about chest height. then, removing a wand from his 'Assassins bracelet' he imbued the light spell contained within into each. They lit up instantly, soft white light irradiating from the rune hanging in their centre. with a tiny amougnt of will he sent them to hover at different intervals around the room. his steps making absolutely no sound Sithis walked across the room, scanning the shelves. each shelf had a seperate glass panel over it. similar to a display case. at certain intervals verticle bands of wood seperated the clusters of books, set into each of these bands was what appeared to be a lock. Sithis stepped towards one of the locks to examine it. Sithis: this definetly isnt a common lock.. the key must be some kind of crystal, which means i cant pick it and the spells too complex for me to break apart. damn. perhaps i should of taken one of those librarians hostage after all. Voice: I dont know who you are Sir, but the Library is closed to the public after opening hours, i'll have to ask you to leave. Sithis smiled and turned. it would appear that luck was on his side after all. standing at the bottom of the stairs was a tired looking Gnome in green robes, obviously one of the library staff. he had greying black hair, a hooked nose and was bespectled. the spell components pouch at his side showed him to be an arcane spell caster, he held a everbright lantern in one hand and a wand in the other. Sithis walked over to the Librarian, making sure to look like passive. Sithis: Sorry to bother you. i got lost amungst the shelves, i hadnt realised the library was closed. I'll come back in the morning. Relife passed across the gnomes face as he relaised, wrongly, that Sithis wasnt going to put up a fight. Librarian: well that can happen easily, next time you should- It was then that the Deep Slumber spell struck the Gnome, who had foolishly disabled his wards. the gnome crumpled to the floor asleep, his lantern still cluched in his hands. Sithis smiled and took the crystal that hung from a cord about the Gnomes neck, Sithis strode over towards the opposite end of the room. here, there were several books. each kept chained to a pedistal. several protective spells were woven over the pedistals, Sithis overrode and dectivated the ones around the book he wanted. casting a glance to the books either side. One was very large, each page and the front cover made from obsidian. all across its cover were various glyphs and depictions common of the Qabalrin. Sithis: (ihh) The Original Libris Mortis. who would have figured the gnomes would have a treasure like this. the fools obvious are unable to identify its true properities... i'll have to come back for this later. Sithis cast a glance to the lock on the book. which was most defeintly sealed. Sithis: damn, the books completely useless without the key. trust the gnomes to forget to bring the key as well. Sithis then looked at the second book, it was smaller than most. tattered and worn, the book's title had faded from years of wear. but any Necromancer with an inclination to history would be able to recognise it. Sithis: my my. The Word of Kemmler. another treasure. its a shame i'll have to leave it behind. Sithis turned towards the book infront of him, It didnt have the reputation of the Word of Kemmler, nor did it have the sheer aura of malice that the Libris mortis possessed. The book was bound in black leather, it also was locked, a band of spell engraved leather encircling it. but it didnt possess a key hole or any other signs of it being opened by a mundane item. Writen upon the cover, in gold leaf were the words " The Chosenn of the Dragonne Beneathe by Marcellus E. Drake." Sithis smiled as he undid the chains and took hold of the book. a shiver flowed down his spine. So this was the book, the one that everyone had thought expunged. such a simple thing, yet it held more knowledge on the aberrant mark than had been held even in the War of the Mark. Such a shame that Marcellus, a pioneer in all forms of magic and a unmatched scholar had dissappeared all those centuries ago and most of his works had been burnt, for spreading "heresies". Thankfully Sithis had come across Marcellus's Journel in the siege on sharn. The "I, Marcellus" had led him to two other tomes. " Works of the Alcheme" and the "Codex Humuncula". And now he had a third. Sithis: (ihh) Soon, i'll know about this mark that burns beneath my skin and hopefully, i'll learn to control it. Sithis Teleported, Taking the floating crystals, The book and his lantern with him and The Libary was left in darkness again. still once again. all but for a slight breeze that brushed across the now empty pedistal. |
| rampant05-17-07, 11:13 AM | Sithis - *teleport* Honestly Xiath How do you do this? Xiath - *chomp-miss* Sithis picks her up ruining her attempt to eat a chair leg. Sithis - Everytime I try to get some work done. Why don't you bother Tirmek. Xiath - Shiny Sithis - Of course she's drawn to the magic items, Tirmek must have started cloaking his gear. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-17-07, 10:49 PM | OOC: And now for something completely different. I present to you what things would be like if Sarah was actually a puppy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpi0NJmm3ps). IC: Lenneth: Why do you keep DOING that?! Nina: :( Not all problems can be solved with violence... The scene pans out to show massive amounts of destruction, some blood and gore, but no bodies. Lenneth: ...you don't play many videogames do you? Nina: They weren't bad guys! Lenneth: Did you not SEE how they were dressed?! Nina: Mode of dress is no criteria for mass slaughter! ----- Bunny: Like hell it's not! ----- Lenneth: No, see, when a group of unnamed guys appear in strange clothing that seems to bear no thought to practicality or comfort, only looking cool, it just screams "Evil Organization". Nina: :( They just wanted directions... Lenneth: So that they could begin planning for their organization's next evil plot! But this isn't the time to be arguing! They have made a critical error coming to us, for now we have learned of their intentions and can quickly put a stop to the nefarious L-A-R-P! Come, we must pursue! *meanwhile, in Lower Deck City* LARPer 1: :twitch: LARPer 2: I TOLD you not to talk to her, man! LARPer 3: How was I supposed to know they're already deadly at that age?! LARPer 1: :twitch: Blood...cool... :twitch: Pain and death...not cool... :twitch: LARPer 2: IT WAS A GIRL! One touch might just make you burst into flame! LARPer 3: But...the one who saved us from the sword-wielding psycho-girl was female as well... LARPer 1: *BURSTS INTO FLAME* GAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! LARPer 2 & 3: :eek: |
| rampant05-18-07, 02:20 AM | Satnak - Teiza, I'm dissapointed. Teiza - :( Satnak - A civilization is a big responsibility, you have to clean them, teach them, and then you can have them do silly dances. Understand? Teiza - Put the sewer system together then I can have my eagle bones back? Serene - And a parliment, sewers and a parliment. Teiza - Good idea, that way I don't have to give them seperate rooms. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-18-07, 08:44 AM | OOC: And now for something completely different. I present to you what things would be like if Sarah was actually a puppy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpi0NJmm3ps). OOC: Well, we did see a National Geographic about dogs that said they have small brains. It doesn't help that humans inbreed them. Silver: They're just imitating what I do. :D |
| rampant05-18-07, 04:22 PM | Dorvos - hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (how did Elina and Sarah get through all this homework) Teiza - Probably helped that they didn't have all the extra training with granpa, and that their mother wasn't also the conditioning coach. Scene zooms out to reveal the kids balanced on their tail tips, (Teiza's have been braided to a single limb) with weights on their backs. While trying to work through some reading. Dorvos has a Book titled: A guide to Modern Bardery and Avoiding Spoonyness. Teiza is holding a pamphlet titled : So you want to go to Open Eye academy's school of powercreep. |
| Enlong05-18-07, 04:38 PM | Moog, bored with wandering the deck, heads back down into the ship. He wanders around untill he sees the laundry area. Then he gets a devilish idea. He hunkers down in a corner, looking for all the world like a pile of laundry to be washed, settles down his breathing so that he can't be seen moving, and waits. OOC: Just trying to get Moog involved in something. His craziness will come through. |
| DungeonJman05-18-07, 06:39 PM | *pokes head in* Well, haven't been around here in a while. Nobby: Sure jerk, and i had to quit the crew and get a job in Lhazaar as a stinking cook when you disappeared! Huh? Nobby: Well, with this crew, not one of the Five Nations is safe anymore, and no one in Lhazaar hires loremasters except Vol. Well, i just came to look around, so don't get your hopes up. In fact to save you from the pain the FF may inflict on you if you stay around... *begins forming a ball of chakra* Nobby: :eek: :mad: :weep: Oh for the love of..! Oh cheer up, the alternative is to hit you with the "24 Times Death" and your soul gets shattered after that one, remember? RASENGAN! *hits Nobby and sends him flying to Aerenal* Well, that was...AAARGH! *falls on the ground in pain* Oh yeah, forgot about what happens when i come here, even without getting beaten up by the crew *inside head* Evill DungeonJ: You got that right SHUT UP! Well at least that stupid manifestation of Eberron's will is locked up and not messing with my head. *opens a portal back to RL and walks through it before it closes, stopping anyone else from coming through but sticks his head back in one more time* Oh and by the way, the Lord of Hell ain't so hard to influence. In fact, there's a certain contract that they have to make which gives them certain vulnerabilities. However, the control mechanism is locked up in the basement of an aasimar holy person (i'm not revealing what religion, but it's not native to Eberron or D&D for that matter) in a world that i created so, you're on your own. And remember that i did teach you something once! *goes back out and seals the hole* OOC: Ok, so the thing i taught him has no relevance, but i wanted to say some thing ominous. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-18-07, 09:41 PM | Dorvos - hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (how did Elina and Sarah get through all this homework) Teiza - Probably helped that they didn't have all the extra training with granpa, and that their mother wasn't also the conditioning coach. Momo: It also helps when you can do this! *concentrates REALLY hard* *her image fuzzes for a moment* Momo: Almost...! *face turns red* *the shadows about her shimmer slightly* Momo: Maybe...! Teiza: Face it. You're nowhere near ready to pull of dopplegangers yet. Momo: *pouts* Dorvos: Hmmmmmmmmmmmm... (Having multiple bodies has got to be considered cheating on some level...) ----- Lilly: Is he dead? Elina: *sprikling holy water over Mordain's new underground home* If not, he's not having much fun right now. Tirmek: *still in puppet form* Dammit Sarah, put me down! Sarah: :cloud9: Kawaiiiiiiii~! :cloud9: Elina: *placing holy items about the lawn* I think she likes having him beholden to her every whim. Lilly: He's pretty much like that anyway. Elina: *still more holy items* Well, now he's just her plaything. Lilly: Still no different than normal. Elina: *begins making symbols with her hands* Something that looks good on her right arm? Lilly: From her point of view, that still qualifies as no different. Tirmek: :mad: I can HEAR you. Elina: Lances of Righteous Fury What seems like endless numbers of holy-elemental spears decend upon and pass through the spot Mordain remains buried. The last few stick there, detonating moments later. As the light fades. the ground above seems unharmed, but a faint voice can be heard. Mordain: Ow. Oh. Ow. Ow. Oh. Oh. Ow. Oh. Ow. Ow. Ow. |
| DungeonJman05-18-07, 10:09 PM | *pokes head back in* Ok, after a lot of thought, i decided to come back to the FF. Oh and for the record, there's more than one way to make a shadow clone. Good thing Naruto jutsus apply to swordsages. KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU. *a shadow clone appears and begins building a box* Oh yeah... gonna need that. |
| rampant05-18-07, 10:30 PM | Tirmek - Sarah, i can't shapeshift while I'm a puppet. Sarah - So? Tirmek - Means I'm stuck as a guy puppet, well androgynous puppet anyway. Sarah - ... ELINA! TURN HIM BACK! |
| Charles Phipps05-18-07, 11:06 PM | Elina: Actually, you'd need a wizard for that. Tirmek: Oh. Elina: Lilly? Tirmek: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! http://darthno.ytmnd.com/ ! NO! Lilly: Okay. *pops out his Hogwarts wand and hat* |
| DungeonJman05-18-07, 11:45 PM | Well there's always the alternative to having Lilly turning you back... Tirmek: I AM NOT BECOMING A LIFE SIZE PUPPET MADE FROM THE BODY OF A DEAD RAKSHASA!!! Well, if only for the fact that it would look too much like a construct. DungeonJ: Hmmm, i wonder what's gotten into me recently? Well maybe coming back here made a little less uptight than i was before. Well, whatever *pulls down Phantom of the Opera mask while organ music begins in the background* THEN BRING ON THE SPARE TIRMEK! *after stares, he takes off the mask* What, its not like any attempted/succesful construct creators or necromancers on this ship aren't trying to make a bunch of Rakshasa zombies and Tony doesn't leave Erk's Place that often. *from Erk's Place* Tony: And for me, that's GRRRRRRRRRREAT! Mendova: *sighs and resets the "Number of Days that Tony has gone without saying "GRRRRRRRRRREAT!" sign to zero.* |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-19-07, 12:36 AM | Mendova: *sighs and resets the "Number of Days that Tony has gone without saying "GRRRRRRRRRREAT!" sign to zero.* OOC: Wow. I created that, what...six months ago? Nice memory. :D I think Silvercat retconned it to say "minutes" instead of days...meh. IC: Stewie: You! Child woman! Blossom: Yes, sweetie? Stewie: Fetch me some refreshments, post haste! I'm parched! Blossom: Oh, poor dear. I'll go get you a juice box. *walks away* Stewie: That's right you will. And have you looked in the mirror lately? Ghastly. Kenny: :smirk: Mmmm Phmmm Rrrr Rrrmmmph. Stewie: :mad: WHAT?! How dare you. Kenny: :P Phrrr Mmmmmhmm Mphrr. Stewie: Why you slanderous cretin. Me? Miss than horrid woman with her teddybears and rainbows and "Oh, isn't everything just grand!" attitude? :yuck: Kenny: Mmmhhhrrr Rphmmm Phrrrmmmm Hmmmph Hmmm Phrrrr Mmmmrrr Rm Mmmph. *hold up some pictures of Stewie drawing pictures of Aerith while looking somewhat sad* Stewie: BLAST! *pulls out a homemade-yet-professional-looking ray gun and vaporises Kenny* Myrr: Oh our Dad, you killed Kenny! Lenneth: You Bast- Stewie: Oh, give it a rest! He dies every damn scene anyway. ----- P/Y/R: Again? P/Y/R is fussing over a very pained looking Volrath as he clutches his head. Volrath: Yeah. Neither she nor I know what's causing it, but it's not anything we'll like, I can tell you that. P/Y/R: Any guesses? Volrath: Well...it's almost like- *cut to show Terra collapsed again with Motoko holding her* Volrath: -something's waking up. |
| rampant05-19-07, 02:33 AM | Satnak - ... This is getting old, one more collapse, and I'm tying your hair to ceiling so you stop falling on the floor. Roosevelt is having fits, every time you're unconcious on the floor the livewood acts up. Serene - :rolleyes: Translation she's worried, we all are. Terra - ... can't breathe Motoko - (finally letting up her deathgrip on terra) sorry |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-19-07, 03:18 AM | Terra: Look, I appreciate the concern, but- Serene: Don't tell us not to worry. Something's up and what can effect you so drastically would easily have dire consequences for all of us. Terra: ...right, sorry. It's just that I have no real leads to go off of anymore. Shadow's gone, Tiamat's been utterly destroyed, Mockery's the only one of my remaining brethren who might have a beef with me still, but there's no evidence he's got anything to do with this. Satnak: Anyone on this plane? Terra: No one here has the kind of power needed to remain undetected AND inflict this kind of trauma. Word Being would likely be able to avoid detection, but there's no motive there. Motoko: The Elder Gods? Terra: Nyarlathotep would never allow it. Serene: ...Bunny or 13? Terra: No one's dying and it's not subtle by any means. Satnak: ...soooooooo, brick wall. Terra: Pretty much, yeah. But if I could just figure out who that voice is... Satnak: What? Terra: Don't worry about it. I do have one theory, but it doesn't quite fit everything. Motoko: It's better than nothing. Terra: Elina, Sarah, Tirmek, and Lilly are collecting the Elemental Dragon Orbs to restore the magical energies that have been thrown into chaos by both our and our enemies activities. The energy released by Tiamat's and Bahamut's deaths alone would be catastrophic by themselves, but the near simultanious release counterbalanced the opposing forces for a time. You see where I'm going? Satnak: Since you're the Sovereign of Magic and your existence is closely tied to this plane, you're being effected adversely? Terra: Like I said, it doesn't fit the whole picture, but it's all I have... I do have one request, though. Motoko: :( Don't... Terra: Last resort, I promise. Satnak: :confused: Terra: Should I...you know...lose sense of myself, and I can't be safely contained... :( Satnak: ...very well. If that's your wish. Just make sure it never comes to that. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-19-07, 09:00 AM | Terra: Should I...you know...lose sense of myself, and I can't be safely contained... :( Satnak: ...very well. If that's your wish. Just make sure it never comes to that. Bunny puts up a trophy plaque on his wall with the nameplate "Terra". |
| rampant05-19-07, 12:50 PM | Lily - *remove curse* poof Tirmek without arms - Fix it poof Tirmek with both arms growing out of his forehead - fix it poof Tirmek with both arms on one side - fix it poof Tirmek wih legs and arms switched - The first 3 were incompetence you spoony wizard, now you're doing it on purpose. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-19-07, 01:07 PM | OOC: ……I think Silvercat retconned it to say "minutes" instead of days...meh. OOC: Exactly. The thing is, Tony's joke is that he never says a complete sentence without putting "GRRRRRRRRRREAT" in it somewhere. So any board showing how long it's been since he's said it is essentially a board showing how long its been since he last talked. |
| Enlong05-19-07, 02:21 PM | OOC: I feel... a bit lost. Is there something I could be doing on the ship right now that'd be better then what I'm doing now? |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-19-07, 02:46 PM | OOC: Don't worry too much about it. We've got several layers, and no one's required to do more than what they're comfortable with at the time. 1: One Time Joke 2: Running Joke 3: Spoof 4: Character Torture 5: Character Development 6: Plot 7: Meta-Plot 8: Commentary I may have missed one, but these are the different facets of what we do here. Often times they overlap. The Orb Quest is a combination of 1-7 with 8 thrown in when we (well, mostly Silvercat) feel like it. Much like Black Mage says, not all jokes are gonna be hit out of the ball park. Sometimes it's hilarious when you think of it, but loses it's punch when put into print. Other times you just do something for the heck of it, and it's either a hit or miss. I've been given half my awards for crap I made up on the spot. Quite a few times running jokes and permanent character traits happen when you least expect it. I figured Terra being lesbian would be funny, but it's become an integral part of who she is. Her attraction to Lisa was the same way, and now there's six new characters running around because of it. Silvercat threw in the latent Lycanthropy in Lisa, in an FMA parody Charles made Sarah and Elina Wolf-girls, and in a random (I think) decision, rampant paired Tirmek and Sarah as opponents in the entrance exam to their school, and the rivalry from that turned to romance. All were random things meant as sidenotes or one time jokes, and now they're major factors in the lives of the characters. Keep trying. Eventually you'll come across something you like. |
| urial angel of death05-19-07, 03:14 PM | Volrath: Oh dear something much worse! P/Y/R: What? Volrath: I'm empathetically linked with my entity and- Volrath's head explodes. OOC: Starcraft2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.starcraft2.com) |
| rampant05-19-07, 03:27 PM | OORampant - :dancin: Kithle - Lets just set the release date back a few months. OORampant, and OOUrial - *die* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-19-07, 03:35 PM | OOC: Trust the Kazier. He (I assume its a single entity male) knows what he's talking about. We make up most of our stuff on the spot. Last time we a pre-planned plotline (on our own, even) it took forever and still pretty much consisted of stuff made up at the last minute. One suggestion I have is to make your character do funny stuff in the background. Give them their own epic adventures, and then have none of the "important" crew notice. It's like "Yeah, sure buddy, you saved an alternate dimension. Now get me my coffee." |
| rampant05-19-07, 04:10 PM | Enlong, it might help if you posted a little more of Moog interacting with the crew. ---------------------------------------- Fela - zzzz Moog - zzz laundry - *stinking up the joint* Squirrel wearing hazmat - squeaken chirrup rup chir (i so don't get paid enough for this) S.w.h. proceeds to use a crane to move laundry into the washing machines. The claw gleams with anti-acid and counter-filth enchantments that would stop a plaugespewer cold, in the background stand three replacement claws, the first is just starting to tarnish. S.w.H. - squeak (i hate laundry day) |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-19-07, 04:33 PM | Personally i dont plan anything. its all spontaneous. like my drama work, everything is done on the fly. somtimes i brainstorm ideas for a few days, but only occasionally. the secret to keeping your characters alive is to keep posting, even if its just once a page. also, get your character to talk to the other crew members. If you havent got that down yet. PM the entity in charge of them for advice. |
| rampant05-19-07, 07:27 PM | Serene - Teiza, I know you're jealous of Corre and Dorvos, but until you learn how to get back to the castle quickly, you aren't allowed to leave the ship unsupervised, so if you want to start catching up to Dorvos and Corre you have to master this skill so I feel I can let you move about. Teiza - I don't need to catch up to them, I'm just as strong, maybe stronger. Satnak - You are, but your tactics, are predictable, and repetitive. Now stop ignoring your grandfather and learn how to open the portal to the castle, without taking all day. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-19-07, 08:28 PM | ...I assume its a single entity male...OOC: With multiple personalities, the dominant two being Drama Queen and Sadistic Bastard (not necessarily in that order). :D As far as Meta-Plot stuff, I tend to plan out what I want to have happen, then do my best to get there in the most entertaining way I can. But I also try not to let myself become too entrenched in specifics. I've changed course on every plot I've been involved with (usually multiple times) depending on what everyone else was doing. IC: *poof* Tirmek: Finally! Sarah: :D Yay! Tirmek: Though I'm shocked he got it right so quickly. Sarah: :bored: Elina took one for the team. Elina: *GLOMPH* Lilly: :cloud9: Tirmek: *gags* :yuck: :nonono: |
| Enlong05-19-07, 08:51 PM | Moog: <Heheh> *manifests Energy Ray, Electricity, aimed at the S.W.H.* ZAP! Moog: <hee hee!> S.W.H.: Skweek? Skweeka squeak chir ruup (what? Must be static. Better get this stuff washed.) The crane moves its ominous claw toward Moog Moog: <Wait... No! Must get her to stop! Energy Ray!> ZZZAPT! S.W.H.: SKQWEEEK! Skweka chirpaskweek! <OW! That's it, speed it up!> The claw grabs Moog and dunks him in the high-speed water vat. Moog: blaragblglglgl (agh! Gotta get out! What to do? What to do? Ah! got it!) Blarglblarg! (Energy Burst, Sonic!) A crushing wave of noise blasts the vat to pieces, water is splashed everywhere in the room, and Moog sits coughing in the rubble, looking winded, but very shiny and squeaky clean. Moog: *cough, cough* Hey, you got a spare? I think I may have broke it. S.W.H.: Squek? (WTF?) Squeeka squeek! (That was you zapping me!) Squeka chirpaciruup! (I'm gonna tell someone what you did!) *Marches off* Moog: <What just happened? Oh well> *collapses* OOC: (Yes, his plan was to zap people with static electricity while posing as a pile of clothes. I never said he was entirely superintelligent, but I had fun with it. And I think I'm getting some ideas for Moog. Soon as he gets out of the trouble he's landed in, that is.) |
| DungeonJman05-19-07, 10:07 PM | OOC: And ironically, when i'm around, i tend to be the most confusing, since i don't have a real char. Well, Nobby, but he just got blasted off the airship and i don't plan on bringing him back from the bureacracy of Dolurrh. I mainly just bounce conflicts back and forth the seperate facets of my personality and a fragment of Eberron that got locked up in my head from the whole avatar thing. Needless to say it gets very confusing. Evil DungeonJ: Will you shut up!!! OODungeonJ: Why are you so unhappy? Evil DungeonJ: Nearly every source of evil on this ship has been exterminated or turned good in some way. You were right about the Shadow, even though what you did had absolutely no effect on the plotline, and not a single one of these sexual escapades on board violates the Book. All i have to look forward to is the day when your PC's get that part of me out of that char and return me in your head to full strength. OODungeonJ: Do i need to get your supervisor back here in Eberron...again? You know how the Angel of Death/Evil feels when i take him away from his job in Heaven. And Bunny won't come near you with a ten foot pole as a substitute,since you can't die, and therefore are just a pain in the rear to it. Law DungeonJ: Then we must initiate protocol 010092, subsection Epsilon, Code 504. Good DungeonJ: Yaayyy! *gets out the Akatsuki Safari song* They may be jerks, but this song is a pretty happy one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WXjtJujnIk *Song is played repeatedly until Evil DungeonJ runs back to his section of the mind, screaming, scared out of his mind* Oh, is Jarlot around, i wanted to ask him something. OOC: It's ironic because i have gotten a lawful good response on every alignment test that i have taken, also, there's no chaos due to a complicated mix up where it was incorporated by my evil side. Any of these explanations are for people who didn't see me on the old thread (mostly for Enlong). Sorry about any self centeredness this may appear to cause. Once you have read this disclaimer, you cannot unread it. Batteries not included. All sales final. |
| Crystalforged05-19-07, 11:59 PM | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WXjtJujnIk OOCrystalforged: Wow, I'm not sure but I think using that song may be more evil than anything I can remember your evil side ever actually doing. That raises some interesting questions. Kanatash: (doubletake) Wha? He's alive! OOCrystalforged: Uh, yeah... Kanatash: Bout time. OOCrystalforged: Hey, I told you I had finals and stuff. Kanatash: Those were done with over a week ago. Try again. OOCrystalforged: Well, you know, I've been busy with work and moving back home for the summer and stuff. Kanatash: :bored: Just admit it. OOCrystalforged: :surrender I've been playing Super Paper Mario. Kanatash: So does this mean you're going to get around to starting up Kitten's plotline again soon? She's been working really hard on her adorable face. Kitten: Adorable (http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/killyoucat.jpg) Kanatash: Er, wrong face honey. Uh, we'll try again later. OOCrystalforged: (gone back to Wii controller) Sure, sure, as soon as I beat the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials. Kanatash: *sigh* |
| rampant05-20-07, 01:14 AM | Satnak - Listen Kanatash, Caralot, I'm sorry but until Kitten completes these courses or an accredited equivalent she will not be in the same bracket as Elina, and Sarah. Even if she's the same equivalent age as the kids in higher brackets, she needs these classes to be able to participate in the classes that Elina and Sarah are taking. I can putt her in some accelerated courses to catch up to Dorvos, or wait a bit and snd her in with Teiza. |
| DungeonJman05-20-07, 08:51 AM | Well, the song itself isn't bad, it's the way the guy's singing it. Call it a necessary evil achieved by the manipulation of Good by Law. Anyway, so Jarlot... Well, since Jarlot's not around, i better find something to do... *lightbulb appears before throwing it on the ground* Hmm... Terrek's been gone for a while, i wonder what he's up to... *begins walking down to the lower decks, because honestly, a portal to every plane and demi-plane exists down there* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-20-07, 08:58 AM | Kitten: Adorable (http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/killyoucat.jpg) Bunny: :shifty: (hides multi-voice mind-loudspeaker) Satnak - Listen Kanatash, Caralot, I'm sorry but until Kitten completes these courses or an accredited equivalent she will not be in the same bracket as Elina, and Sarah. Even if she's the same equivalent age as the kids in higher brackets, she needs these classes to be able to participate in the classes that Elina and Sarah are taking. I can putt her in some accelerated courses to catch up to Dorvos, or wait a bit and snd her in with Teiza. 13: One Eye, a.k.a. Island of Rules-Lawyering Powergamers. :love: |
| ratslinky05-20-07, 09:26 AM | OOC: Okay in the last thread I wrote some probably over dramatic posts that where leading up to a plot line I was going to do in short various comets shot down on Syrainia, Lamania, Mabar, and the fire plane. The comets where actually demonic arms and legs and they comuinicated with various evil creatures execpt for on Syrainia where an arm frightened an angel. The creature where a wererat assassin a lich mage and a salamander chieftan. So now that you have caught up. IC: CHARRRRRRRRRGE! yelled Rk'zkr the Balor general of the 31st Army of Doom as his demons rolled across the field against Mezan of the Celestial Host he sensed that something big was about to happen and then it did a voice from out of nowhere started to speak in a mysterious voice. "For years we clung to to old hatreds and ignored the old prophecies until the day the sky rain +5 Fiery Burst, Icy Burst, Shocking Burst, Holy, Unholy animated boulders" *and with that the sky rained +5 Fiery Burst, Icy Burst, Shocking Burst, Holy, Unholy animated boulders* Rk'zkr watched in horror as the boulders that rained from the sky crippled both armies in the rain of magic and then they animated and smashed through the ranks until all that was left on the field was him and Mezan. He tried to teleport away but found himself unable to on the other side of the field Mezan seemed to be faring no better. The animated boulders surround him and did the same on the other side of the field to Mezan then jostled them both to the center of the field with only fifty feet of space in between them. Then out of the sky came a comet smaller than the rest but surrounded by a palpable aura of evil and power it landed between them at the exact center of the field. When the smoke cleared they saw head a demonic head just lying there on the ground but not for long. Energy formed around it and lifted it till it sat on a body of shadow and arcane energy. Then it spoke it voice was ominous and hinted at great knowledge. Head: Ah greetings Rk'zkr I have studied all the generals of the demonic armies and have chosen you to lead my armies to greatness I am the Prophet of Destruction and I have chosen you to be my general the rest of my servants will be here shortly. Rk'zkr: Who are you? Head: I have already told you now I have but one question do you wish to guide my armies to greatness or do you wish to stay with your demonic masters never more than you are now? Rk'zkr: Hm I will go with you when do your servants arrive? Head: Now along with most of the rest of my body And with that Ratslinky pretty much ran out of ideas for the night so basically the rest of my main villains servants arrived with their followers and so did the rest of the body parts and they merged with that shadow body. Good night |
| Charles Phipps05-20-07, 09:58 AM | OOC: I've been off base for awhile with my posting but here's a HUGE one to make up for it. I'm also going to get the rest of the crew involved in this quest as well. IC: Aerenal Throneroom King Rose: So you defeated Mordain Fleshweaver eh? Sarah: Easily! King Rose: Great, good job numbskull. Sarah: What? King Rose: It's part of Mordain's skill, when you kill him easily then he automatically comes back much more powerful in the end. Sarah: Woah. King Rose: Yes indeed. Tirmek: That's idiotic. Like Lilly. Lilly: So the world functions according to the way I think? Tirmek: Unfortunately. Lilly: Nifty, I learned a new fact. *Lilly's player raises his wisdom stat by 1* Lilly: *dawn of comprehension* Awesome! You don't put your pants on both legs at a time! Tirmek: Tell the truth Rose, Zella was your sister. King Rose: Elves don't mind inbreeding, which explains so much. Tirmek: Disgusting. King Rose: Do you want me to pull out your family tree? Tirmek: :shifty: King Rose: In any case, you've successfully completed your quest and brought peace to our land by defeating all the Hobgoblins. Elina: Actually, we sort of skipped all them and went right to the main bady. King Rose: Dammit, what kind of adventurers are you? You're supposed to go through level after level of increasing difficulty to slaughter all of his forces first despite the fact they never seem to get less numerous. Elina: Sorry! Princess Sarah: Don't worry, I just went and talked to their leader. King Rose: Talk to Goblins? Surely you jest. Princess Samantha: I never jest and don't call me Shirely. *just off to the side, John the Keel is playing drums* John the Keel: :rimshot: Princess Samantha: Well, by 'talk' I actually just burned him to death and took over the Goblin tribe then sent them to annex Q'barra. King Rose: Ah needless conquest, Bravo Sarah. Princess Samantha: Just because I'm not an idiot doesn't mean I don't believe in despotism. King Rose: I highly recommend marrying a Chaotic Evil woman guys. It's the best. Lilly: I took your advice Dad! Elina: Wha? Lilly: Well you're not now! It's like Batman and Catwoman! *** Jarlot: Hmmm? Marish: What? *** King Rose: But yes, it's time to fully give you the Orb of the Earth. Tirmek: Thank God. I was so sick of you putting us off like that. King Rose: Only one slight problem.... Tirmek: OH GOD DAMMIT! King Rose: JUST KIDDING! *King Rose produces the glowing magical orb, its gone mysteriously dark* Elina: How do we fix it? Lilly: *takes the orb and shakes it violently* Elina: Lilly! *volcanoes meanwhile sink the continent of Atlantis on the other side of Eberron, just after they got it raised* Lilly: Oh sorry. *checks the other side* Oh hears the problem. *pulls out a pair of magical double A-A batteries and puts them in* Lilly: Needed a slight magical recharge. Those should last another ten thousand years. These things are very fuel efficient. The Giants knew their stuff being the vague arcanely powerful race they were. Sarah: One thing I don't get about this quest.... Tirmek: ONE thing? Sarah: Why is Rose pretending to be all senile? Tirmek: Is he? He's so spoony I can't really tell. King Rose: *picks up Mister Scruffy* Tirmek... Tirmek: KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *immediately turns into a girl to attack snuggle it* http://www.chronologyproject.com/tigra.jpg King Rose: Primarily because the political situation is very unstable here. I require an heir to become King of this land and the kingdom of Thrane that I rule. Sarah and Elina: But we're the Princesses of Thrane! King Rose: Yeah and you actually spending some time there would do wonders for your status as monarchs of said nation. Tirmek: *continues cuddling the kitty* :inlove: King Rose: So, I decided to declare the cat my ruler and pretend senility. Thus far, everyone is satisfied. Elina: And no one objects? King Rose: Well if they do, Wolverine here just slashes them. *A Ninja tries to sneak in, the kitty leaps on him* Sarah: Awwww, I wanted to eat the Ninja. Tirmek: So where to now? Let's just take the Forgotten Freedom and get there. Princess Samantha: You first have to return Aerith, Serene, and Satnak's contact lens of divination. Then you can recieve a prophecy of your destiny. At which point you meet Sarda.... Tirmek: GURRKKKKKKK! *throws up his intestines* Lilly: Ignore that. He just does that everyone time someone mentions the name Sarda. Tirmek: GURRKKKKKKK! Elina: Lilly! Shut your mouth! Lilly: But I'm talking about Sarda. Tirmek: GURRKKKKKKK! Elina: Then we can dig it! King Rose: I'm afraid gentlemen, you have to deal with the stinking most vile race in the world to get the Fire Orb. It's located inside the most tasteless, hateful, disgusting place in the cosmos. The populous is reprehensible beyond all belief and there can be no quarter given to them. Lilly: you don't mean. King Rose: Yes. You have to go to Dwarfland. *** Mror Holds Random Dwarf Guard: Och, didja juss feel a cold chill eh lad? Random Dwarf Guard 2#: Aiye. |
| DragoonDarkfire05-20-07, 11:07 AM | The scene shows Marik and Dinoforged in the middle of Metrol before the Mourning. Dinoforged: Question. Do you even know what CAUSED this "Mourning"? Marik: I have no clue. Dinoforged: Then how do you expect to stop it? Marik: There's a halfling on your back. Dinoforged: Yes I know. He'll go away once you squirt him in the face. Dinoforged takes out a squirt bottle and squirts the halfling who jumps off and runs away. Marik: Well ya see Dinoforged that's what I'm here to find out. Once I've properly investigated Metrol and found the source of the Mourning. I'll be a hero. Dinforged: I want to know what else you're planning. Marik: ALRIGHT JEEZ! I just want a harem of Bunny Girls to serve me every day. I wasn't expecting a Host-be-damned Thrane Inquisition. Loud music plays as a group of Thranes wearing bright red outfits comes out of nowhere. Inquisitor: NO ONE EXPECTS THE THRANE INQUISITION! Inquisitor: Our cheif weapon is FEAR! Fear, suprise and... ummm.. I mean amongst our arsenal of weaponry are fear, surprise, ingenuity, fanatical devotion to the voice and bright red outfits- Inquisitor: DAMN I MEAN- Dinoforged transforms and blows them up with a wand of fireball embedded in his right arm. Dinoforged: Shall we continue? Marik: Lets. |
| Charles Phipps05-20-07, 11:10 AM | For the first time in a long time. I present the :crazy: Award to DragoonDarkfire. Bravo. You earned it. Old jokes CAN be fresh in a new context. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-20-07, 12:14 PM | Sarah: *snarf* *gorge* *inhale* Tirmek: :twitch: (i.h.h.) She just ate the equivalent of a chocobo herd... Elina: Honestly, sis. You'll get a tummy ache if you eat so fast. Tirmek: :rolleyes: And eating five four course meals in an hour is so much better. Elina: I can't help it if Aerenal food is so light compared to Mom's or Norbaz's cooking, or even the stuff at Open Eye. Tirmek: You've had three steaks the size of Lilly's head! Elina: Before or after the pie run? Lilly: *now morbidly obese* Ugh...so much...pie... Tirmek: Either one. Elina: Lilly, I think that's enough. Just give them the coupon from that nice Giant Chicken and lets head out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DC09OxlOm20 Lilly: *now thin again* All right, now that I've worked off that pie we can go. |
| rampant05-20-07, 12:23 PM | Tirmek - (after he gets his organs resituated) Nononononono! The fire orb is in Kary's volcano! I demand thematically apropriate adventure. King Rose - ??? Elina - You're just saying that since Lily is both Fighter, BB, and stupid RM. Tirmek - Exactly! Kary will finish him off what good! Even if she doesn't she knows to the secret to killing people who are too dumb to die normally. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-20-07, 12:31 PM | Rose: Who do you think controls the Aurum? Tirmek: Thus providing a way to incorporate one of the few organizations we haven't managed to completely humiliate and/or destroy. |
| Charles Phipps05-20-07, 12:44 PM | Lilly: You forgot psychotic BM. Tirmek: You're just the entire cast of 8bit's worst attributes rolled together. Lilly: Elves rule, humans drool. Tirmek: Right. King Rose: Listen, you've got to go kill Dwarves sometime. The Volcano is in Dwarfland. Now scoot! Tirmek: How did a volcano get missed by the Dwarves!? King Rose: We made it with our magic....to kill Dwarves. *WARNING---Utterly Tasteless* On the High Seas Tirmek: Okay, the fact our boat is sinking isn't troubling me. Sarah: It's not?! Tirmek: Chanse Random owned it, it had to be garbage. It's the fact we followed Lilly's advice to flee INSIDE the boat. Elina: That does seem a bit strange. Lilly: To think, we'll die like this and I never told you about my Great Grandfather whom was the kid brother to the Furher of Karrnath. The short little halfling one rather than Kaius. Tirmek: Oh....no.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGUNqyhSFpc&NR=1 Lilly: In the end, my ancestor caused The King Furher to commit suicide and ushered in an age of peace and prosperity...before the Last War. Tirmek: .....At least it's almost over. *Global Cooling causes the tides to recede* Lilly: See, I totally called that. |
| DungeonJman05-20-07, 04:14 PM | *after looking in several doors* Ah finally. *steps through before falling and landing prone in the middle of a Cabal meeting in Teseris* Ah crud. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-20-07, 05:23 PM | OOC: welcome back Dungeon Jman IC: Lilly: Elves rule, humans drool. Sithis: Without question Tara: We live much longer, which means we have more time to gain "Experience" ;) Naz'roth: :embarrass |
| rampant05-20-07, 05:26 PM | Tirmek - I am Khorovar Sarah - My mom was human Elina - so was yours Tirmek - I say we hang him up by his entrails. Elina - For once I'm tempted to agree. Lily - EEP :hide: |
| urial angel of death05-20-07, 05:28 PM | OOC: Just out of curiosity what is everyone's favorite video games? for me 1) Valkyrie Profile (for being nearly perfect in every way) 2) Baldur's Gate 2 (best NPC interactions ever) 3) Starcraft (for being the only perfectly balanced RTS and having the best story in any RTS) IC: Kerrith: I completely agree hang the racist! Tirmek: I'm not even gonna bother. |
| rampant05-20-07, 06:31 PM | Kingdom hearts 2 Zone of the Enders 1 whichever pokemon version came out last (I admit it I'm a pokejunkie) Tirmek - Can we please skip this wholesale slaughter of the dwarves? Lily - (covered in bloody beard bits) why? so we can get to the wholesale slaught of Lily? Tirmek - :bigeyes: Please |
| Enlong05-20-07, 06:38 PM | OOC: Favorites include... Final Fantasy VI (just... no question) Chrono Trigger (Ditto, but differently so) Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World (both are megafun, and are "Mario difficult") Moog finally wakes up, then turns around and sees the still soaking laundry room, still devoid of a washer after his little mishap. Moog: Sheesh. That can't be good. Now what do I do? ???: Use the force, Moog! Moog: What? ???: Use the force! Moog: What the heck? OOEnlong: Use the ******ing force!! Moog: Oh, you again. You can just shut up. OOEnlong: Oh yeah? What makes you think you can make me sto- Moog: I'll Mind Crush(tm) you. That's what. OOEnlong: ... fine... Moog: Anyway... Hmmm.... Ah! Energy Current, Cold! Moog starts shooting a stream of cold at the ground, making a huge pillar of ice grow from the floor. Moog: Energy Missile, Fire! Moog melts the inside of the ice into water, making it sort of like a vat of water for cleaning. Moog: There, nobody should know the difference 'till it melts and floods the room... Uh, well, now to get the heck out of here. Moog phases out, walks through a wall, into a dark hallway, and begins to walk through it, trying to ignore the loud squeekings made by the floorboards. Moog: <Mabye this wasn't such a hot idea.> OOC: I think I'm getting it. Moog's a guy who can blow stuff to pieces and turn intangible to avoid the reprecussions, but he's kinda absentminded, and causes a lot more destruction then he should. And OOEnlong likes messing with him. Perhaps I should have him get into a fight with that Hazmat Squirrel... |
| DungeonJman05-20-07, 07:43 PM | OOC: I think I'm getting it. Moog's a guy who can blow stuff to pieces and turn intangible to avoid the reprecussions, but he's kinda absentminded, and causes a lot more destruction then he should. And OOEnlong likes messing with him... Evil DungeonJ: Welcome to the Dark Side. :devil: OODungeonJ: Shut up. Anyway, back in Teseris: Random Cabal Member 1: What the...? Terrek: Oh... I thought Eberron was still in one piece, what do you need me for? OODungeonJ: You're still linked to the FF, whether you like it or not. And i've got nothing better to do. :D Terrek: Oh great... |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-20-07, 08:39 PM | OOC: 1.) FF VI and VII (equal for various reasons) 2.) Breath of Fire III 3.) Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Ordering may vary depending on mood and what answer is least likely to get me murdered by overzealous fanboys. :D Chrono Trigger deserves Honorable Mention for just being so awesome. IC: Elina: Ah, here's a nice Dwarven border town. Let's check it out and see what we can find out about the Fire Orb. *Five minutes later* The town is in flames and the quickly fading screams of the citizenry can be heard for miles around. Elina: :mad: Now Lilly, what did we learn today about spells that require concentration to maintain their effects. Lilly: The important thing is to concentrate? Elina: Good. Now let's go try the next town. Dwarf: WHY DO ONLY OUR HOMES AND CHILDREN BURN?! Lilly: Because I deemed it excessively cruel. Tirmek: What? Lilly: Nothing. |
| Enlong05-20-07, 08:48 PM | OOC: 2 questions. Are we gonna see beard-shaped parasites and nonexistant eye beams soon? Also, can a psion research new powers? Because I seriously want to get... inventive with Moog's repertoire. Evil DungeonJ: Welcome to the Dark Side. You know why I came :cookie: (we... really need an evil cookie smilie) |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-20-07, 08:52 PM | OOC: Oh, we'll be doing most of what the wonderful Mr. Clevinger did (since it's so hard to improve on perfection), and adding our own twists. And, much like levels turning into "your character is as powerful as the scene requires", powers/spells/feats/etc have become "Your character knows what s/he/it needs to know". |
| Enlong05-20-07, 08:58 PM | OOC: Yaaaay! (oh, one of my friends is smitten with the RP, and is planning on joining with a Drunken Master, izzat okay? He figures he can get some rules added about inappropriate uses of Improvised Weapon {like using the Warforged as a weapon, for example}) |
| DungeonJman05-20-07, 09:03 PM | It's been done. One of the rules was: X: The Warforged and the Goliath with Oversized Throw Weapon will not play football together. X+1: Especially not with the Warforged as the ball. |
| ratslinky05-20-07, 09:04 PM | OOC: 1.) Supreme Commander (Cause the scale is so much more realistic than any other game I have played) 2.) Dawn of War: Dark Crusade (Because its got a great storyline and is overall really fun) 3.) Company of Heroes (Because it has the most realistic environment) I might change one of them to Starcraft 2 when I get it |
| Enlong05-20-07, 09:14 PM | It's been done. One of the rules was: X: The Warforged and the Goliath with Oversized Throw Weapon will not play football together. X+1: Especially not with the Warforged as the ball. OOC: Well, not just the Warforged, stuff like books, a toilet, the Captain, many, many Retshirts, the ship's Rings, the ship, etc... Also, he'd probably be banned from the bar unless the ship is under attack or something. It sounds really funny when we talk about it. (of course, his very existance might violate the "Monk does not know Drunken Fist" rule) |
| DungeonJman05-20-07, 09:18 PM | Yeah, well, Jarlot's been Batman and Chuck Norris several times, and that's was only a problem because they were horribly, horribly cliched duplicates. Terrek: So what do you want. OODungeonJ: well, i can't think of much, so i'll just conduct one experiment before letting you alone. *later, from inside a giant container that is going up and down in the air on a string* Terrek: I keep telling you, LIQUID METAL IS NOT GOOD FOR YO-YO's. Stop this thing! OODungeonJ: Just 5 more minutes. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-20-07, 09:22 PM | OOC: Just out of curiosity what is everyone's favorite video games? OOC: The only game I can say for certainly that I absolutely love is Earthbound. It's so goofy it's like you're in a Saturday morning cartoon (one from the 90s, anyway……). |
| Crystalforged05-20-07, 10:45 PM | Oy, so many games. Please don't try and make me rank them. A few worth a mention in no particular order: Twilight Princess Ocorina of Time Chrono Trigger Skies of Arcadia Final Fantasy VII Metroid Prime 2 Probably a few more big ones I can't think of right now too... |
| DungeonJman05-20-07, 11:01 PM | Mournland: Warforged Lieutenant: Uh, has anyone else noticed what the heck is going on here? Warforged Seargent: You mean besides the dragons? WL: Uhhhh, no. I mean that the Lord of Blades has been missing for some time. Maybe someone should fill his place? WS: But that's heresy and he is still alive. WL: Oh come on, the LoB is a state of mind, an idea. Like that V for Vengeance guy who mysteriously disappeared. It's about the concept, not a person. There being a real Lord of Blades is a legend (remember, he's been gone for what, 7 years or something), like Aundair winning fights, Aerenal elves not being creepy, and North Dakota. Somebody's gotta do something before the majority of the army notices that he's not here. WS: All right, but you're giving me a promotion for going against the Warforged Religious Doctrine in order to help you with this. WL: *sigh* Agreed. OOC: Ok, i plan to begin a sort of big plot with this guy, so don't knock him off immediately out of the blue because you feel like it out of character. More details as the plot develops. |
| rampant05-21-07, 07:38 AM | Stupid - Hachoo! |
| DungeonJman05-21-07, 08:54 AM | Hey, he's been gone for 10 years, someone's bound to have discovered and made a grab for power by now. *back in Metrol, or wherever* WL: Now if i was looking for the spare blades that were identical to the supposed LoB's, where would i put them.... *thinks about it* In the most heavily guarded, ridiculously trapped place for the sake of not wanting humans or other warforged getting to them somehow... aka the Forgotten Freedom or the basement. Naaaah, putting the spares on the Forgotten Freedom would get them sold off for rum in an instant. To the "Ridiculously Overtrapped Basement" tm |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-21-07, 08:57 AM | "Ridiculously Overtrapped Basement" tm OOcat: "Rediculously Overtrapped Basements" and "Giant Lizards with an Serious Attitude". Wow, describes the whole thing so much better. |
| DungeonJman05-21-07, 09:00 AM | OOC: Lol. I didn't even mean a dungeon, i meant an actual basement. Still, probably describes the same thing. Wait, i got sigged? |
| luna18moon05-21-07, 09:58 AM | Welcome back, DungeonJman! 1. Baten Kaitos 2. LoZ Twilight Princess 3. Tales of Symphonia |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-21-07, 10:17 AM | 1. Halflife 2. The Gravity gun was sooo much fun on the last level. :evillaugh 2. Elderscrolls 4: Oblivion. Thank the nine for fast travel and waypoints, in Morrowind it took days to find just one dungeon. DAYS. 3. Dawn of War, Dark Crusade. (which i've only just got) |
| rampant05-21-07, 01:42 PM | Teiza is sitting in her room meditating with a snarl on her lips. Teiza - Ok see the waqy he focused the energy along the claws, see the rift it caused, see the shape and emulate. In one movement Teiza goes from sitting to standing with her wicked onyx claws extended and ripping a hole in space/time. Teiza - Yipeeeeeeeee! ------------------------------- Satnak - Sounds like Teiza got it. Serene - (wearing earmuffs) yep ------------------------------------- Sarah - My ears:weep: Elina - Owie:weep: |
| DungeonJman05-21-07, 03:28 PM | What the...? No seriously, what just happened there? *anyway, back in the "Ridiculously Overtrapped Basement of the LoB, the WL is barely dodging out of the way of various traps* WL: Wow, it's almost like somebody set these traps to be an equal challenge as compared to my level of experience. Just a room of lightning doom and a forest of death room to go. ____________________________ *suddenly an angel appears* Angel: Hold up. OODungeonJ: Wait, you're the angel of death's superior, right? Angel: Yes OODungeonJ: Why are you here? Angel: Because we're starting to watch you more carefully, because of how you're messing around with this universe. OODungeonJ: And... Angel: Let me get this clear for you, *goes into full glory, flames, etc.* I AM YOUR E.B.N.E. AND IF YOU START MESSING AROUND TOO MUCH, THEN WE'LL STICK THE VERSION OF YOU BACK ON EARTH WITH A PLOT DEVICE! OODungeonJ: *cowering in fear* Well, ttttechnically, i go here ttthrrough a portal, so wwwhenn i'm here, i'm here. A..aaa..and what am I doing now that would require that? Angel: Nothing, i just felt like doing that. *after me staring at him* What, you don't think angels like messing with humans in the same way that you mess with these guys? *he disappears while snickering to himself* |
| Thrincold05-21-07, 04:25 PM | Teiza is sitting in her room meditating with a snarl on her lips. Teiza - Ok see the waqy he focused the energy along the claws, see the rift it caused, see the shape and emulate. In one movement Teiza goes from sitting to standing with her wicked onyx claws extended and ripping a hole in space/time. Teiza - Yipeeeeeeeee! ------------------------------- Satnak - Sounds like Teiza got it. Serene - (wearing earmuffs) yep ------------------------------------- Sarah - My ears:weep: Elina - Owie:weep: Bobb: Teiza, congrats, have a victory drink. *Hands Teiza a "kool-aide". Teiza: *drinks* Hick, wow good stuff, I feel woozie... Bobb: Teleports to the lower decks to plot his next move. |
| rampant05-21-07, 04:46 PM | Terrek - could someone please explain why Teiza is running through Teseris wearing a hula skirt and Kitten? |
| DungeonJman05-21-07, 06:38 PM | Oh, that's either you still being woozy from the yo-yo, or whatever Teiza just learned. Either way, it'll go away in a few minutes *back at the basement* WL: Who put a stinking abyssal basilisk down here? Anyway, here it is! * picks up the LoB's Box o' Spare Blades and easily walks out of the basement, before heading out of view of the base to switch his warforged juggernaught spikes with the blades* OOC: After he does this, since he has the levels and homonculi, he'll be an exact copy of the stats of the LoB as listed in Five Nations. Not important to know though, what is important is that from now on, the WL will be referred to as the New Lord of Blades in my posts (NLOB) and that the WS will become a general (WG) |
| rampant05-21-07, 10:30 PM | Teiza - Wheeee! Kitten - Stop the ride Mommy I wanna get off! Serene - Nail his manhood to the keel this time. Satnak - As soon as I catch her Bobb is gonna wish he could die! |
| DungeonJman05-21-07, 11:05 PM | Oh... she drank the Leet Pwnage Juice, didn't she? Serene: Huh? What, you mean you've never heard of the Leet Pwnage Juice produced by the Demon Lord K'uul Aiiid in order to brainwash people on sugaryness? __________________ NLOB: My followers, i have returned. *various gasps and cheers* After years of thought, i have determined the perfect course for us, that shall allow us to create our own empire from the rock known as Khorvaire. First, we must build up our numbers, so that we may have the strength to solidify our power base in the Mournland. Only then, will we be able to exert our influence on the outside world, and then, an empire shall be forged in iron! *whole room goes up in cheers as the speech continues, and the WG instructs a messenger and the messenger heads out to a hangar with a mini-airship, and takes off into the misty grey sky* OOC: Ok, i know what you're thinking. Think Rome instead of the Third Reich. The speech is just rabble-rousing to solidify his position/identity as the Lord of Blades. In that case, think of him as Pompey or Caesar By the way, a :emp: to whoever gets BOTH references the last sentence in the NLOB's speech is based on. The first one is easy. The second one, which is a modification of the first, is a little harder. |
| Charles Phipps05-22-07, 12:37 AM | Jarlot: I've decided that the crew has way too much SINNING going on. Crew: Blank stare. Jarlot: My father was right, we need a state of MARTIAN LAW onboard this ship. Ketler: I think you mean....oh hell, we've done this joke already, I'll just get the bats. Jarlot: Therefore, I have decided to appoint new officers to help regulate the ship. Kanatash: Oh please, no one in the universe is evil enough to regulate us. Jarlot: I went to the BBC to loan me these guys, thank you very much. Come out Ship's Enforcers! *A bunch of robotic looking creatures with plungers roll out, all shining gold but for a single pink one* http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/s2_12-13gallery/800/daleks.jpg Dalek: YOU ARE INFERIOR BEINGS! YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED! Jarlot: They're the cutest things. All cuddly pepper shaker bodies and unending hatred for the universe. Benny the Dalek: :sniffle: I just want to be loved. Jarlot: What was that? Benny the Dalek: I mean uhh...EXTERMINATE! Jarlot: Yeah! That's what I thought! Ready to obey orders and become part of the crew? Dalek: WE OBEY NO ONE! WE ARE A SUPERIOR BEING! Jarlot: So far, pretty much like the rest of the crew. Dalek: DALEKS CONQUER AND DESTROY! Jarlot: Still just like the rest of the crew. Daleks: WE ARE HATRED INCARNATE! WE ARE EVIL! THERE IS NO FORCE IN THE UNIVERSE THAT CAN STOP US! Jarlot: You'll fit right in. Just stop by the bar for a free first round. Daleks: WE SHALL BEGIN BY EXTERMINATING ALL INFERIOR BEINGS AMONGST THE CREW! *The Daleks begin wandering around and killing all the Red Shirts onboard* Jarlot: Huh, business as usual. Kanatash: I dunno, they seem sorta tame for our crew. Sorta whitebread. Jarlot: Give them a bit. Benny the Dalek: :love: Kitten: :love: Jarlot: Oh hell. |
| Charles Phipps05-22-07, 12:55 AM | Terra: What's going on? Kanatash: Daleks have taken over the ship. Terra: What now? Kanatash: They're a race of genocidal cybernetic robot mutants that exist solely to kill every living thing that's different from them. Terra: Huh Kanatash: Yes, since he got grafts. They're exactly like Lilly. Terra: Well in any case, the kids have recovered the First Orb of Power. Kanatash: I don't know why you're bothering with all this do-goodery. Terra: I don't think you'd understand. Kanatash: I'm a psychic. Believe me, I know all too well what's going on. Terra: Human life is precious. Kanatash: The life of any physical species if transitory. You're going to have to learn to accept that things will not be the same forever as a god. Terra: What do you mean? Kanatash: In a relatively short amount of time, geologically speaking, the Dragons have lost power over the world along with the giants then the elves then the goblins. *A Red Shirt runs past before he's blasted in the back by a Dalek* Terra: That doesn't change anything. Kanatash: Does it? You've already radically changed a previously long held position by supporting humans, in this case the genocidal Lilly, against the monsters of Droam Terra: But they were.... Kanatash: You were about to say evil weren't you? Terra: Yes. Kanatash: Evil is largely a case of 'who is not on my side' to many species. As a simple matter of survival, we label competing groups of beings as evil because they are the enemy of our future as a DNA based race. Terra: That's very cynical. Kanatash: But very true. A wolf is never so vicious as when its faced against a competing alpha. Terra: I want to move past those kind of race wars here on Eberron. It's what I've taught my children. *** Mror Holds Tirmek: GOD DAMMIT Lilly! Lilly: What?! Tirmek: Stop burning every dwarf town that we come to! Lilly: Why? Elina: I've got to agree with Lilly here. Sarah: What? Elina: You should have heard what those dwarves said to me back at that tavern! Tirmek: It's the eleventh town and we haven't yet found any information! Lilly: My acute elf senses tell me all of those were evil. Dol Arrah's power would agree if I ever tested it. Dol Arrah's Voice from On High: Makes sense to me! Lilly: See? Tirmek: Dol Arrah is an idiot god! Lilly: That's not true! Dol Arrah's Voice from On High: OOOOooo Doggie! Lilly: Mostly. *** Terra: I feel oddly like the universe is laughing at me. Kanatash: That's my masters. Amazingly, the one group largely untouched by the Forgotten Freedom. Terra: You're right though, I must get in touch with other races to understand them. Yo! Dalek! Tell me about yourself. Benny the Dalek: http://artistic-insanity.net/song/daleksong.html Kitten: :cloud9: |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-22-07, 02:41 AM | Lilly: I can't help but think your inability to see my point is due to your being the least Elvish member of the group. Tirmek: :mad: Excuse me? Lilly: Look, my dad's an Elf, their mother is an Elf. You, on the other hand, have to deal with only one parent having elvish blood, and she's only a Half-Elf in the first place. The only reason I tolerate you at all is my pity towards your being dealt the harsh lot of being only a fourth Elvish. Tirmek: Are you NOT listening to this?! Elina: :shifty: Um...uh...look over there! Lilly: *turns* Where?! Tirmek: :bored: *continues to stare at Elina* Elina: Damn. Sarah: *runs up* Hey, guys! Hey! Hey! *begins bouncing in time* Heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyh eyheyheyheyheyhey! Tirmek: *sigh* Yeah? Sarah: I think I found out where the Fire Orb is! Tirmek: Really?! Elina: (i.h.h.) Thank you for the save, sis. Tirmek: *'pathing Elina* We'll talk about Spoony's racism later. Elina: :censored: Tirmek: Where's the volcano? Who told you? Sarah: I'll lead the way. I caught a Ninja Dwarf and he just blurted it out. Elina: :uh-huh: Ninja...Dwarf? Sarah: I never said he was GOOD at being a Ninja. He did have a nice earthy taste mixed with a bit of brimstone. A shower would have helped, but, hey, they're Dwarves. What do you expect? Tirmek: :doh: Lilly...you are not allowed to speak to Sarah again. Lilly: Not now! I think I almost see whatever it was! Tirmek: :bored: Elina: *anime sweatdrop* Eh he he he... |
| ratslinky05-22-07, 02:42 AM | [QUOTE=Charles Phipps;12462099]Kanatash: Does it? You've already radically changed a previously long held position by supporting humans, in this case the genocidal Lilly, against the monsters of Droam Terra: But they were.... Kanatash: You were about to say evil weren't you? Terra: Yes. Kanatash: Evil is largely a case of 'who is not on my side' to many species. As a simple matter of survival, we label competing groups of beings as evil because they are the enemy of our future as a DNA based race. Terra: That's very cynical. Kanatash: But very true. A wolf is never so vicious as when its faced against a competing alpha. Random Terra worshiper: Did you here that Terra supports racism Another random Terra worshiper: Yeah she did do that that must be a sign that we should all go on a genocidal campaign A heap of other human Terra worshipers: Yeah lets go! Elf Terra worshiper: Um I think she didn't actually mean it like that Male paladin of Terra:: Heretic *Rushes and then rapes, her plucks out her eyes, slices off her ears, cuts out her tongue, and rips her spinal cord out vertebrae by vertebrae* Female worshiper of Terra: Don't you think that was a bit rough? Female paladin of Terra: Dope she deserved it and for you to think other whys make you a heretic *Rushes and then rapes (Yes rapes here this is Terra's worshipers we are talking about), her plucks out her eyes, slices off her ears, cuts out her tongue, and rips her spinal cord out vertebrae by vertebrae* Male and Female paladins of Terra mentioned above: *Ding!* Okay thats another level of paladin (yes they are still lawful good I mean Lilly has done ten times worse and he's still lawful good) |
| rampant05-22-07, 02:46 AM | Tirmek - I'd put in a vote of no confidence, but thankfully he's not leading this expedition. Lily - I'll run for office then, all I have to do is beat this spaghetti noodle, it'll be tough, the worm block never votes for the vertabrate canidate. Tirmek - *swings +1 silencing mace of spoony bane* Lily - ... Tirmek - Ah blessed silence. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-22-07, 02:53 AM | A light comes down and strips every Paladin of their abilities, turning them all grey. Former Paladins of Terra: WTF?! Voice of Terra: Be glad I just took your power and not your lives. *revives and heals those they just killed* ...on second thought. *UBER SMITE* Now dead worshippers: *sizzle* Previously dead worshippers: :eek: Terra: Unlike Dol Arrah, I don't take kindly to that sort of behavior. OOC: Yeah. |
| rampant05-22-07, 02:55 AM | Teiza - Ok As first disciple, i gotta put a stop to this. *Sacrafices the stupid zealot, on an altar made of frozen stone, by forcing his pain receptors to multiply at an accelerated rate. Soon even the air around the man is pure agony.* Nemisis! You're up! Nemisis - :evillaugh: Otherfollwers - :OMG! Teiza - Sensei we need a couple rezzes down here. Dead followers spring to life. Teiza - When Terra wants a genocidal rampage She'll tell you! Now get back to whatever it is you people do all day. Honestly if Sensei wanted someone dead, she'd ask my mother to do it. The nerve of some people. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-22-07, 08:17 AM | OOcat (alone in the commentary booth): Um…hello? *cricket chirp* OOcat: Guys? Aren't you going to do some commentary? OOC: They're busy. Bunny's leading the Daleks, 13 is off driving Spoony Jr. into Tirmek's crazy center, and Silver……………………well, she said something about having an experiment to perform, and we didn't ask questions. OOcat: :weep: No one has time for me. OOC: Well, if we were any good at this we could try doing something funny with Erk's Place. Maybe parody "Cheers". Then there's that mysterious talent of Dandelion's that we have yet to reveal. OOcat: I don't think we can realy parody "Cheers", we're just not that good. Now Muppet Show, maybe…… OOC: Good, it's cheered up. I'll just go back to ignoring things. |
| ratslinky05-22-07, 08:25 AM | Terra Zealot: Who cares what our god thinks I mean when did that stop any other religion A bunch of Terra worshipers: Yeah! Wait what Terra Zealot: *Epic bluff check* Well look at The Ozbus worshipers they went on a genocidal rampage the fact that there was only ten of them meant they all died but hey if there where more of them they could have had some great massacres A bunch of Terra worshipers: Oh ok lets go Terra: *Coming down with heapo heaven stuff (you divine radiance all that stuff)* ok you dumb :censored: give me one reason not to kill you Terra Zealot: Well for a start *takes off mask to reveal Gaz's face* I'm one of the named crew so you can't kill unless my E.B.N.E says you can. And also I've turned of my pain receptors so you can't have the satisfaction of hurting me Terra: Gaz why do you want to go on a genocidal rampage? Gaz: Well mainly because my character sheet says I'm neutral with good tendencies and after that Tiamat business I'm in danger of becoming good Terra: :uh-huh: |
| Charles Phipps05-22-07, 08:33 AM | OOC: Yeah, the humors not really going off there right ratslinky. Sorry, you went a bit far in the torture/rape bit. Better luck next crime. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-22-07, 08:40 AM | OOC: ……Sorry, you went a bit far in the torture/rape bit. Bunny: Has anyone ever noticed that these E.B.N.E.s find mass slaughter hillarious but not rape? Silver: It's cathartic to see people die humiliating deaths. Don't know why…… Bunny: Well, at least it keeps me in work. *whip crack* YA, DALEKS! YA! |
| DungeonJman05-22-07, 08:54 AM | Need we get the Thrannish Inquisiton to sort this bit out? Cardinal Ximinez: NOBODY EXPECTS THE... OODungeonJ: Shut up, no one said your line yet and the joke's gotten old. Ximinez: Oh Darn, and i forgot our chief weapons too. *suddenly gets stabbed by random warforged* Warforged: Nobody expects a warforged in the unexpected Spanish, uhh, i mean Thranish Inquisition! OODungeonJ: Does that even make sense? Warforged: Don't ask me, you're writing this! OODungeonJ: Aheh heh heh :shifty: RUN!!! OOC: And i don't find mass slaughter hilarious, then again, i have the paladin class ability: Code of Honor that makes no sense and is extremely strict. |
| Charles Phipps05-22-07, 08:59 AM | Tirmek: I am shocked, appalled, and disgusted by you Lilly. Elina, you're almost no better. Elina: It's just....elves are hot and stuff. Tirmek: I keep forgetting you're a teenage girl. Lilly: Listen, Tirmek, I actually understand you feeling a bit protective thanks to your liberal Rakashasa bias Tirmek: My what!? Lilly: Yes, bleeding heart that you are... Tirmek: The only bloody heart will be after I stab you. Lilly: Have you ever actually attempted to talk to a dwarf? Tirmek: YOU KEEP KILLING THEM! Lilly: Fine, please go over and talk to one and you'll see what I mean. *Lilly points to one wearing a crown nearby* Tirmek: THANK YOU *Tirmek heads over to a dwarf* Hello there, we're looking for the entrance to the Volcano. Dwarf Monarch: Och! Tis a wee little kitty man! *Swills his body weight in alcohol* Tirmek: I beg your pardon? Dwarf Monarch: Dontcha backtalk me der ye furry bastarve! *Swills his body weight in alcohol* Tirmek: I wasn't.... Dwarf Monarch: OH! I SEE! WHINE WHINE WHINE LIKE THE LITTLE ELVISH GIRLY MAN YOU ARE. Tirmek: There's really no need for... Dwarf Monarch: Been a chasin' down who'd ever been a burnin da town over hill and dale. But der's a more important thing aboot! *Swills his body weight in alcohol* Tirmek: Dwarfish is a very difficult language to understand. Dwarf Monarch: FOOTBALL! Tirmek: I just want to know which way to volcano! Dwarf Monarch: Blah Blah blah Football Blah Blah Blah Blah Alcohol Blah Blah Blah Fighting. Blah Blah Blah Football Blah Blah Blah Blah Alcohol Blah Blah blah Alcohol while watching football and fighting. *Swills his body weight in alcohol twice over Tirmek: Ugh, never mind. Dwarf Monarch: And now you're under arrest. Tirmek: What!? Dwarf Monarch: Duntcha knew we can smell de Elf stank on ye? Tirmek: I don't even understand what you just said! Dwarf Monarch: Yer a non-bearded pansy elf lad and that means to the ELFBALL PIT! Tirmek: elfball pit? Dwarf Monarch: We toss em in the pit for being a pansy and then play football with em? *Swills his body weight in alcohol* Non-bearded dwarf: THE AGONNYYYYYYYY! A MILLION LITTLE FEAT GROIN STOMPED ME! Dwarf Monarch: his crime was unforgivable. Associatin' vith a halfie! Later *Lilly is wearing an artificial beard along with Elina and Sarah while reading the newspaperthat is nothing but 'och' and alchol printed on it* Lilly: Why are you covered in blood, Tirmek? Tirmek: I insist I did this not because they were dwarves. |
| DungeonJman05-22-07, 09:05 AM | Thus proving that idiocy exists equally among all races, whether dwarf, elf, human, half elf, half -orc, ogre... *list goes on down for a very, very long time* |
| Charles Phipps05-22-07, 09:14 AM | Lilly: Tirmek, I realize now that its wrong to hate other races. Tirmek: Huh? Lilly: Elina being the product of many species is the most beautiful woman in the world. *The two nuzzle one another* Lilly: So clearly, each person should be judged by the content of their character. * "The More you Know" theme plays above him as a tiny rainbow appears* Lilly: I apologize for all the racist stuff I've said to you. Tirmek: Lilly, that's....actually really mature of you. I'm surprised. Lilly: Instead, they shall be killed for EXP! Elina: EXP! EXP! EXP! Tirmek: Ugh. |
| DungeonJman05-22-07, 09:21 AM | Well, one step at a time. *the mini-airship starts swerving erratically before landing on the FF* Warforged Messenger: I swear that thing was working until i got within a hundred feet of the ship, the rumors about it must be true. Jarlot: You got that right. WM: Gah! Where did you come from? Jarlot: Bar, or from behind a bar somewhere, maybe behind bars? All i know is that i've been drinking. So, what are you here for? WM: I wish to speak to the captain. Jarlot: Speaking WM: Okayyyyy... Anyway, my master wishes to hire your artificer for something. Jarlot: Which one, we have about 5 on this ship. WM: The d'Cannith one, what's his name...er, Ketler? Jarlot: And exactly why do you need him? *grabs his head due to hangover* WM: We need his help for... getting something to work. Let's just say that is has to work in a relatively decent way, so we can't hire the Psychoficer that's on board. *Momo is seen building a dual machine gun reclining chair with wheels* |
| ratslinky05-22-07, 09:37 AM | OOC: Yeah, the humors not really going off there right ratslinky. Sorry, you went a bit far in the torture/rape bit. Better luck next crime. OOC: Actually the aim there wasn't humor it was my personal diari- er I mean I was just trying to make it really gory :shifty: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-22-07, 10:11 AM | Lilly: Instead, they shall be killed for EXP! Elina: EXP! EXP! EXP! Tirmek: Ugh. Bunny: At least its equal treatement. Isn't that what you wanted? Tirmek: :bored: Bunny: :rolleyes: So sue me, I'm the god of death. How much do I care about your pathetic mortal lives? |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-22-07, 11:27 AM | WM: We need his help for... getting something to work. Let's just say that is has to work in a relatively decent way, so we can't hire the Psychoficer that's on board. *Momo is seen building a dual machine gun reclining chair with wheels* Momo: HEY! My stuff works! *adds rockets, gyros, and yet more guns* A cute little devil-bunny knew that enough to ask me to make this for when he's bored. Bunny: Which is often. Daleks: WE-ARE-A-SUPERIOR-SPECIES! WE-WILL-ELIMINATE-ALL-WHO-OPPOSE-US! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! Momo: Quiet, you. The camera pans out to show several Daleks in pieces. Daleks: YOU-ARE-WITH-THE-DOCTOR! YOU-MUST-BE! WHERE-IS-HE?! Momo: You mean the guy I got this from? *holds up a Sonic Screwdriver* Daleks: WHERE-IS-THE-DOCTOR?! Momo: Off flirting with that Martha woman who attached herself REALLY fast. Daleks: INDEED! ROSE-WAS-BETTER! ...-DO-NOT-CHANGE-THE-SUBJECT! OOC: David Tennant rocks. There's no two ways about it. |
| rampant05-22-07, 12:10 PM | Tirmek - You know Lily, slaughtering a humanoid race for exp has a pretty big draw back, maybe what a quarter of them are worth any exp at all? Lily - Yeah unless they have enough levels to theoretically harm you its dificult to find any worth bumping off. That's why you fight them in groups when their cr is higher. Tirmek - Well what about slaughtering something a little closer to your end of the spectrum. Something worth the new shoes you'll need to by after stepping in the gore. Lily - Ooh yeah great Idea! Tirmek - here dalek,dalek,dalek |
| DungeonJman05-22-07, 12:59 PM | WM: Well, it's based on an already set plan, and it doesn't have any weapons, rockets, and stuff like that. Anyway, are you gonna let us hire him, take him, or whatever as such, or not? |
| rampant05-22-07, 01:08 PM | Jarlot - Fine, but you gotta pry him off the keel. Satnak said something about "he was thinking it" |
| DungeonJman05-22-07, 02:23 PM | WM: Wow... well, better go do that. *heads to get Ketler off the keel. Granted, he's probably going to watch him being keelhauled at a distance for 5 minutes, to see how painful it really is, and then get him, but you get the idea. Afterwards, he takes him down to the mini-airship and flys back to the Mournland* |
| Charles Phipps05-22-07, 03:55 PM | Lilly: Daleks eh? Tirmek: Yes. Lilly: At last, I can avenge my destroyed people. Tirmek: what? *Lilly heads into a deep Mror Vault* *Tirmek slams the door shut* Tirmek: Let's hope the Dalek finishes him.... Elina: *stare* Tirmek: ....a nice sandwich! For lunch! Yes! Elina: *stare* Tirmek: Yeah, I didn't buy it either. WHAT HAPPENS INSIDE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfNfDiqAF9Q |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-22-07, 09:31 PM | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfNfDiqAF9Q British Dalek: And now…for something…completely different……… Jolly Daleks: Dalek, dalek, dalek, get your ver-baaage here!/ Get a lot of dalek-callin' ver-baaage here!/ If you want to say "ELIMINATE!" we can make it very clear!/ Dalek, dalek, dalek, get your ver-baaage here! |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-22-07, 09:51 PM | As the three await Lilly's fate, a blue Police Box fades into existence right next to them, complete with lights, wind, and a strange, almost engine-like noise. The door opens and Lilly comes flying out. Lilly: Oof! Doctor #9 (Christopher Eccleston (http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/gallery/doctor9/800/13.jpg)): Don't you realize the damage you could have caused? Lilly: So I almost stopped one Kitty boy from being born and making my life miserable. Is that really so much to ask? Doctor #9: YES you stupid ape! Tirmek: :shifty: *whispers to Lilly* Lilly: :mad: That's SPOONY ape to you, pal! ... ... HEY! Tirmek: :devil: The door to the TARDIS shuts and it fades back out. In moments, it's back and the Doctor looks rather upset. Doctor #9: :mad: Where is it? Lilly: :angelhide: What? Doctor #9: :waits: Lilly: ...fine. Here's your "Mobile". Doctor #9: Thank you. Lilly: Pretentious bastard... Doctor #9: I heard that. Lilly: Crap. *the Doctor leaves again* Elina: How'd you get that phone? Isn't it usually given to whoever's traveling...with...him......? ......... :mad: Sarah: I smell perfume. Tirmek: :uh-huh: You cheated on Elina with a woman at least five years your elder and with the same name as your father? Lilly: It sounds so wrong when you say it like that. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-22-07, 09:55 PM | [Dr. Who :confused:] Silver: What, like I'm going to let time-travel stop me? |
| Charles Phipps05-22-07, 10:21 PM | [Doctor Who] :surrender There's no way to top that post. Now I have to end the Doctor Who homages. ;-) |
| rampant05-22-07, 11:07 PM | Tirmek - They are doing wonders with resonance/recognition programming. I really can have him rigged up to only respond to you. Elina - hmmmmmmm |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-22-07, 11:22 PM | [Doctor Who] :surrender There's no way to top that post. Now I have to end the Doctor Who homages. ;-) :bravo: Yet again, I had a total of 0 thought put into that scene when I started. :D And we're not allowed to stop till we've added in Cybermen. Those who haven't seen the first season with David Tennant should ignore this quote if you plan on seeing it, but I MUST KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!!!!! "Dr. Who. It's more than just a question, isn't it?" :tantrum: Must...know...! :tantrum: 13: :evillaugh |
| rampant05-23-07, 12:55 AM | Tirmek - Ahh finally the volcano. Lily - Hey Lava! neat! Tirmek - :shifty: *Push!* |
| ratslinky05-23-07, 01:10 AM | *Lilly get pushed a small way* Tirmek: Hey why didn't you fall into the lava? Elina: Um the lava is still like 50ft away |
| Paulon05-23-07, 03:31 AM | Caer is walking slowly down a passageway, sweeping a wand backwards and forwards as she moves. Flickers of light slowly run along the wand, signals that apparently mean something to the woman. She frowns as the light flickers move faster and projections from the wand rotate outwards to be perpendicular to the shaft. Caer: Large, metallic, dangerous. Potentially hostile. *turns to look down the corridor behind her, tucking the wand into her belt as she does so* Dalek: YOU ARE NOT CREW! Caer: No, I'm not. Dalek: YOU WILL IDENTIFY YOURSELF OR YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED! Caer, IHH: Almost certainly hostile. *she narrows her eyes* Caer: I'm Caer, a passenger aboard this vessel. Dalek: WHY ARE YOU HERE? Caer: I'm looking for something. Dalek: YOU WILL IDENTIFY THE SUBJECT OF YOUR SEARCH! Caer: It isn't any of your business. Dalek: IDENTIFY OR BE EXTERMINATED! Caer: With all due respect, I recommend you leave this vicinity before something happens that you'll regret. Dalek: EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!!! *it fires at Caer* A blast of blue energy strikes Caer before she can dodge. The resulting explosion is messy, scattering chunks and blood over the walls, floor, and the Dalek itself. Dalek: THE DALEKS ARE SUPERIOR! ALL INFERIOR LIFEFORMS MUST BE EXTERMINATED! The fragments of the exploded mage begin to dissolve. And to move. Oozing together, they congeal rapidly into a greenish pool of slime on the floor. With a noise better left undescribed, the ooze seems to explode again, coating itself over the front of the Dalek. There is a hiss as the shell begins to dissolve as if acid has been applied... Dalek: MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE! MY VISION IS IMPAIRED! I CANNOT SEE! *fires wildly, blasting holes into the walls* The ooze flows off the pitted Dalek, and reforms into Caer. Caer: You are superior to me in one respect. You are superior at dying. *She gestures and her right hand is filled with a staff, with a halo of enough flame to make Nalfein drool. Caer sticks the end into one of the acid holes* Caer: :mage: Fireball! Dalek: :headexplo Several hours later a note is delivered to Captain Jarlot's office. It reads: Please ask your Daleks to leave the paying passengers alone. A cleanup fee for the mess has been forwarded to Squishy. Caer. A second note, accompanied by 250 galifars is delivered to Squishy: Payment for disposal of one Dalek. They're not covered in our agreement but the redshirts are smarter, so I gave you half price. Caer. ********* OOC: I always liked that last quote, so it's great to turn it around on the originators. The poor Cybermen got so upstaged by the Daleks. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-23-07, 07:53 AM | Sithis stands in the centre of a ring of rather irrate Daleks Dalek 1#: IDENTIFY YOURSELF! Sithis: *sigh* i've already told you twelve times today, i swear, you guys are following me around. Dalek 1#: IDENTIFY YOURSELF OR BE EXTERMINATED! Sithis scowled. They were really starting to get on his nerves. Sithis: *ahem* Sithis Nicodemus Vol, Crew member. the Daleks pause for a moment, three of them huddle together and start whispering to each other. after a few minuets of conferring they return. Dalek 1#: YOUR GENETIC PATTERN IS UNFAMILIAR! STATE YOUR RACE. Dalek 2#: YOUR INFIRIOR RACE Dalek 1#: *turning to Dalek 2* THANK YOU DALEK 2, BUT I WILL BE THE ONE TO INSULT THE ABOMINATION. *Turns back to Sithis* STATE YOUR INFIRIOR RACE ABOMINATION! Sithis: Infirior? Dalek 1#: YES, INFIRIOR. YOU ARE NOT DALEK. THEREFORE YOU ARE INFIRIOR. NOW STATE YOUR RACE! Sithis: Fine. my race is Vampire, of the Sanguine Court strain. Dalek 1#: VAMPIRE?! SHOULDNT YOU BE BURNING IN THIS SUNLIGHT THEN? Dalek 2#: PERHAPS HE'S WEARING SUNBLOCK? Sfx demon: :rimshot: Dalek 1#: HUMOUR! YOU ARE NOT A DALEK! ABOMINATION!! EXTERMINATE!! The other Daleks all open fire on Dalek 2. causing him to explode messily. Dalek 1 turns back to Sithis, who's calmly picking bits of Dalek out of his clothes. Dalek 1#: WHERE WERE WE AGAIN? Sithis: *not looking up* you were exclaiming that if i was a vampire i should have combusted from the sunlight thats being let in from the large hole in the cieling, which was caused by you guys deciding to fly here rather than bothering with the stairs. Dalek 1#: OF COURSE. WHY ARE YOU NOT EXPLODING IN SUNLIGHT? Sithis: *sigh* as i have told you several times already not all vampires explode in sunlight. some of us are quite capable of sunbathing without combusting, now if youd have read up about us you might understand this rather than pushing your own sterotypes on us. Now may i Please use the bathroom? Dalek 1#: YOU MAY PASS ABOMINATION! they hover out of the way and let Sithis pass. |
| Thrincold05-23-07, 08:03 AM | Dalek: Identify yourself. Bobb: I'm Bobb, wtf are you and why are you on this ship? Dalek: I'll ask the questions human. Identify yourself or be destroyed. Bobb: I'm not human. Dalek: State you name and species or be destroyed. Bobb: *Teleports Dalek 100' off the aft of the ship.* IHH: What is going on here? Did someone figure out my plan to intoxicate all the minors on this ship? Bobb continues belowdecks to pass out "Punch" at the school. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-23-07, 08:55 AM | Bobb continues belowdecks to pass out "Punch" at the school. At the entrance to the school gate he is accosted by a pair of dwarves in a professional suits. Dwarf 1: I'm sorry, but you may not bring alchohol onto school premises. Bobb: Wait, you can tell—I mean "What alchohol, sir?" Dwarf 2: Don't play games with us. We're dwarves, we can smell alchohol a mile away. Dwarf 1: Even in the poorly-circulated air of a ship's interior. Dwarf 2: So either check your alchohol here or leave. Bobb: Pff. :P You can't stop me. I'll just find another— Dwarf 2: We don't need to stop you. Dwarf 1: We simply need to identify you. Bobb: What? :confused: Then who's gonna make me— A giant spider wearing a helmet drops down next to the dwarves. Giant Spider: What seems to be the problem here? Dwarf 1: We identified this individual as having alchoholic beverages he means to take onto school property. Dwarf 2: He has also expressed an intent to take them onto school property despite warnings to the contrary. Giant Spider: Hmmm, Possesion of Alchohol in a Minor-Zoned Area. A potentially serious offense. Bobb: H-hold on. I can get in trouble just for having it around children? Giant Spider: It's school policy not to allow alchohol onto their premises. Because the potential legal wrangling that could go on based upon whether or not that's constitutional, the special designation of Minor-Zoned was created so that areas could be clearly spelled out as forbidding substances deemed to damaging to the health of minors should the proprietors wish it………… ******** After five continuous minutes of legal explanation…… Giant Spider: ………and so you can see, it's all been spelled out. Bobb: *incoherant drooling*………:blink: Henh? What? Oh. Right. Okay. Uh— Giant Spider: Of course, I don't believe you are a citizen, so we couldn't prosecute you. Bobb: Oh really :D— Giant Spider: Now we can extradite you to the Main Decks and demand that they[/i[ prosecute you for the crime. Bobb: (i.h.h. Demand prosecution for the crime of trying to give minors alchohol = having to tell them what I did or planned to do = they find out my plan to make all the kids drunk = Serene and Satnak find out = there [i]are things worse than death = :eek: ) Uh, good day. I'll just…be going………*scamper off* Giant Spider: Oh, then good day. Dwarf 1: May the nightmare of lemony freshness never find you. Dwarf 2: May you not discover yourself wearing a red shirt. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-23-07, 10:52 AM | OOC: Nice one, Kale. :thumbsup: Dwarf 1: May the nightmare of lemony freshness never find you. OOC: It's been a while since this joke's been made, too. :D Kanatash: Because my entity sucks. OOCrystalforged: :mad: HEY! OOC: Just to let you know, Thrincold, Nina, Deis, Scias, and Momo are usually found wandering the upper decks since they're too young to go to school yet. A word of caution to all: If you thought they were destructive and exasperating when sober... :devil: |
| Charles Phipps05-23-07, 11:32 AM | Momoe: I can make you better. Dalek: DALEKS ARE PERFECTION. Momoe: Come on, let me at those weapons systems! Dalek: RETREAT! RETREAT! |
| rampant05-23-07, 11:58 AM | Xiath - (scouring the remains of a Dalek) *crunch*chomp*chew* Other Daleks - THE DESTROYER IS MANIFEST! |
| Charles Phipps05-23-07, 12:54 PM | Tirmek: So how long have you been gone anyway? Lilly: About eighteen months. Tirmek: And you came back...instantly. Lilly: It was the best of both worlds, 18 months without you and yet not removing a single moment of your irritation at my presence. Tirmek: Cheater. Lilly: I point out that while I may stray, Elina can feel doubly glad she's the only woman that I'll ever come back to. Elina: *WHAM* Lilly: Ah, the delicious hammer, how I have missed you. Sarah: So, what exactly happened in your mixing of the Doctor and fantasy. Lilly: Here's a montage. Tirmek: Oh no. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_CdYc-qLfg&mode=related&search= Tirmek: Uh....huh. |
| rampant05-23-07, 04:13 PM | Feal'thas - Geez...When do we toilet train this kid. Let me tell you digested Dalek ain't pretty. Xiath - Poopy! |
| Thrincold05-23-07, 04:19 PM | That was much better written than I could have pulled off. Thank you. Now to take my plan to the next level. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-23-07, 04:55 PM | That was much better written than I could have pulled off. Thank you. OOC: It was also good for us because we got a rare chance to show off the people of lower-deck city. They "don't get out much". :D 13: Lazy. OOC: Shouldn't you, like, cough or something? :mad: 13: That assumes I wanted to be subtle. |
| Charles Phipps05-23-07, 05:34 PM | Lilly: Okay, well in any case, we need to go face Kary. Elina: Don't seduce her! Lilly: I promise not to if she's not half-animal! Elina: What!? Lilly: Errrr, that revealed too much about me. *** Elsewhere on the Forgotten Freedom Dalek: WORK HERE IS HAZARDOUS TO ONE'S HEALTH! Benny the Dalek: Yes, we need to start thinking about our survival rather than the extermination of our enemies. Dalek: YOU MEAN MERGING OUR DNA WITH HUMANS? Benny the Dalek: No, I mean we need some home owners insurance. Dalek: YOU HAVE PREDICTED CORRECTLY! *Dalek rolls over to viewscreen* Dalek: BEGIN TRANSMISSION TO INSURANCE CO. *an image of a Cyberman comes up* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ-lJpL2oVg |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-23-07, 06:05 PM | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ-lJpL2oVg Image of the call center: 13 sitting next to a lone combination telephone and stereo. The stereo plays it's tune every time the phone rings……which is constantly with all the calls coming in. 13: ……Don't wanna be a Khor-vaaaaiiiiiir-rian idiot…… |
| Charles Phipps05-23-07, 06:14 PM | Kary's Volcano Lilly: yeah, there's something we need to warn the rest of the world of too. Tirmek: What's that? Lilly: The Lord of Blades 2.0 is building a new army of warforged to take over the world. Tirmek: The last one didn't exactly cover himself in glory. Lilly: BUT THESE CAN DANCE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJQHBw_xvBA&mode=related&search= *Tirmek pushes him into the Volcano properly this time* |
| rampant05-23-07, 06:51 PM | Tirmek - My little cousin's cat can dance better than that. Elina - Tear is actually pretty good. Tirmek - Actually I meant Rip. Sarah - Ooh he's got four left paws, you dudes just got burned. Warforged dance troop - :weep: |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-23-07, 10:56 PM | Dalek: I-HAVE-BEEN-DALEK-JACKED! EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! Stewie: *riding piggy back* :evillaugh Victory is mine! :evillaugh *blasts a Redshirt* *crushes another's skull with the plunger* Stewie: Show yourself! Aerith: Now, Stewie, you know you're not supposed to play with weapons of hatred and genocide. Stewie: We shall see, vile woman! *MASSIVE LAZER BLAST* Stewie: I'm free! Aerith: Stewie! Look what you did to my Dragonshard necklace! *holds up a scorched gem* This was a present from Jarlot for our 100th anniversary. You get dinner and then it's straight to bed, young man! *grabs him* Stewie: BLAST! Dalek: I-AM-FREE! JUBILATIONS! Dalek #2: EMOTIONS-OTHER-THAN-HATE,-COMTEMPT,-AND-RAGE-DETECTED! NON-DALEK! I-REPEAT,-NON-DALEK! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! *EXTREMELY PAINFUL-LOOKING VAPORIZATION* |
| Paulon05-24-07, 12:06 AM | Tirmek - They are doing wonders with resonance/recognition programming. I really can have him rigged up to only respond to you. Elina - hmmmmmmm OOPaulon: If that's using the method from Indecent Exposure by Tom Sharpe, it could have unexpected side effects... though I'm sure Tirmek would just love using electroconvulsive aversion therapy on Lilly with the electrodes attached there... |
| rampant05-24-07, 01:46 AM | Tirmek - No not really, I just wanted an excuse to mess with his nervous system. |
| rampant05-24-07, 03:36 AM | Doctor - Really wish I'd had her along during the time war. Xiath - CHEWY! Daleks - THE DESTROYER IS MANIFEST! THE DESTROYER IS MANIFEST! |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-24-07, 08:56 PM | OOC: And now, because I must, here is the next development in our continuing Dr. Who spoof in the middle of an 8-bit theatre spoof. IC: Scias: :confused: *squiggle* Why would you make something like this? Momo: Why not? Just say hi. Scias: ...h-h-h-hi. http://www.haggul.com/ProdImage/36%5C1191427.jpg K-9: Good-evening-master. I-am-K-9. Scias: :uh-huh: Momo: :D Good doggie. K-9: Affirmative. *wag* Momo: Now get me some juice. K-9: Yes-mistress. *rolls away* Ketler: That's nothing. I've gained Dalek bumps. Momo: :bored: Those aren't bumps. You found the Girdle of Masculinity/Feminity. OOC: If you haven't seen "The Curse of Fatal Death", you're missing out. :D |
| rampant05-24-07, 09:16 PM | Maladren - Hmmm girdle of Masculinty/feminity? why is that on his list? Oh well. *sap the sap* Ketler - ouch *drop* Maladren - *tugs on belt* Its not coming off. Hmmmm *pulls out a skinning knife.* |
| DungeonJman05-24-07, 09:27 PM | OOC: uhh, Ketler is technicallyt with the warforged *as the mini-airship descends into the Mournland, ruins from Cyre are visible, as is one central building* Ketler: So, what's here? WM: Your house's legacy. In the former Cyran city of Eston *as they go into the central building, three very large, dumb looking machines are visible* Ketler: Hey, aren't these... WM: Yes, creation forges. Ketler: So why do you need me, they look pretty well fixed up? WM: Your house is comprised of a bunch of paranoid jerks who engineered the machines so that only a House d'Cannith member could turn them on. Ketler: Not doing it. WM: Don't say that so fast, we have four things. 1: We know that you want your house to be overthrown, due to their overbearing aristocratic ways, and we could do it with this, even without conquering anything, thus giving you closure. Ketler: Ummm... 2: We can otherwise get you arrested by Karrnath, for dirty pictures that you have taken recently, we are surprised that you're also a necrophiliac however. Ketler: HEY!! 3: We have Elminster and if you don't do what we want, we'll make sure that he stays alive. Ketler: Close, but no cigar. 4: *sighs* Fine, we'll also give you the spare parts for a battlemech. Ketler: Deal. WM: Ok. *gives the thumbs up* ______________ Elminster: Hey, what are you doing? No... please, please, please, have mercy! No not the scented candles, anything but the scented cand..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! |
| Charles Phipps05-24-07, 09:33 PM | OOC: DungeonJman, we've said it like a thousand times. The ship or thread is not restricted by time or space as to where people are. So long as its funny. IC: Ship's Psychiatry Lounge *Benny the Dalek lies on a couch while Kanatash sits beside him in typical psychologist pose* Benny the Dalek: I guess, I'm alittle annoyed that we didn't win the Dance Competition with the Cybermen. Kanatash, Ship's Counsellor: Oh? Benny the Dalek: And we had a good routine too! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5AyllxQkMc Kanatash, Ship's Counsellor: A bit derivative. Benny the Dalek: Plus, I botched my interview on Good Morning, Today Kanatash, Ship's Counsellor: How did that go? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21LPVOBqcOg&mode=related&search= Kanatash, Ship's Counsellor: Exterminating Katie Couric is a favor to mankind. Benny the Dalek: I guess I just worry that Extermination doesn't just have the same ring that it used to. Kanatash, Ship's Counsellor: Yes, the first 200 hundred times are really the golden moments. Benny the Dalek: It's just a job now. Kanatash, Ship's Counsellor: And your love life? Benny the Dalek: I'm afraid Kitten won't love me for who I really am? *Kanatash snaps pencil, annoyed* Kanatash, Ship's Counsellor: Frankly, a tentacle monster is a bit passe. Benny the Dalek: Oh no, that was the old Daleks. Davros re-engineered us into something much more horrible. *The Dalek casing opened then to reveal its true monstrous form* http://s50.photobucket.com/albums/f350/Willowhugger/?action=view¤t=Dalek.jpg |
| DungeonJman05-24-07, 09:41 PM | *while Ketler is building a mech (G-d help us all), warforged are being produced and an instructor is shown giving the dance troop lessons* Dance Instructor: Now we only beat the Daleks through sheer luck... now to the left, to the right, jump, and somersault! *the warforged mess up the routine and are in a pile on the floor* DI: Get up and do it again, but this time, with more pizazz and a head thrust! *exact same thing* Better, but let's just stick with what we're good at... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZylldWmISHQ DI: Magic! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-24-07, 09:42 PM | Benny the Dalek: ……Davros re-engineered us into something much more horrible. …… http://s50.photobucket.com/albums/f350/Willowhugger/?action=view¤t=Dalek.jpg Kanatash: This "Davros" character wouldn't happen to look like a female version of the captain, would she? :ahem: |
| Charles Phipps05-24-07, 09:55 PM | OOC: Nice one Dungeonjman. IC: Jarlots: Wait a minute. Daleks and Pokemon fight ALL the time. They exist in little metal cans until called. They are also merchandized to death and the anti-thesis of all good in the world. WHY DIDN'T I SEE IT BEFORE!? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-24-07, 09:56 PM | Jarlots: ……WHY DIDN'T I SEE IT BEFORE!? 13: D*mn, they're on to me. |
| DungeonJman05-24-07, 10:10 PM | 13: D*mn, they're on to me. Agent Smiths: We've come to arrest you Mr. Anderson. 13: Uh... Wait, weren't you all killed? Agent Smiths: Even after Kanatash sent us back to the other side, Mr. Anderson finished us off, and we got sent back that other time, you should know that Agent Smith can never die! 13: Wait a minute... you're not Agent Smith!!! *disguises are dropped and a horde of Crystals is revealed* Crystal Horde: Like, wow, e totally found us out. Now, like, to go find Kanatash. KANATASH!!! *go running off* OODungeonJ: Ok, for the record, this was your fault 13: Me, why me? OODungeonJ: Because you're the personification of annoyance, which is what Kanatash will be when he finds out. Uh, hey what's that over there! *vanishes* 13: At what point did i lose control of this situation? |
| rampant05-24-07, 10:15 PM | Sarah - I just love this new belt. Elina - ....Tirmek gave you that belt:bored: Sarah - How'd you know? Male Sarah http://werewolfcolony.1colony.com/images/werewolf.jpg Tirmek - (carrying a tux) turn about's fairplay. |
| Charles Phipps05-24-07, 10:32 PM | Tirmek: Okay, now that Lilly is dead. Let's go leave... Lilly: *from on down* Come on down! The Lava's fine! Tirmek: *pause* You do realize Lava is harmful, right? Lilly: Huh? Tirmek: I hate you. |
| DungeonJman05-24-07, 10:41 PM | *appears in Arkantos' (in Age of Mythology: The Titans) like fashion* *sighs* Tirmek, there are certain things that you must come to grips with: war, poverty, hate, 99 cent stores, and Lilly is one of them. Since he's not going to die by whatever you do to him and if he does, then like an El Cheapo or a lich, he will rise in under a week due to a plot device. Tirmek: So the appearing in a light show was just for that? OODungeonJ: Hey, we're not perfect! *vanishes in the same fashion, although insulted* |
| rampant05-24-07, 10:49 PM | Guy sarah - why am i tall? girl Tirmek - because I'm twisted |
| DungeonJman05-24-07, 10:58 PM | Law DungeonJ: *looking very, very annoyed* What do you mean you can not do anything!?!? OODungeonJ: I can't interfere with what the other E.B.N.E.'s are doing, regardless of moral content, you know that. And the laws on Eberron are different in this particular subject. Law DungeonJ: But does it not say in... OODungeonJ: If I went exactly by the Book, then you would've wiped out half of Eberron for half-elves, half-orcs, and every other mixing of species, and wizardly created abominations. You would've put Silver out of a job! Not to mention, that you would have wiped out necromancers, about every cleric... *list goes on for quite a bit* |
| Charles Phipps05-24-07, 11:07 PM | OOCharles: It's a simple issue of relationships. Here's how Elina sees herself. http://www.myanimecards.com/albums/userpics/10773/normal_winter_fox.jpg Elina: Uh huh. OOCharles: And here's how Lilly sees her. http://www.epuzzle.com.pl/Allegro/castorepuzzle/1000/101191.jpg |
| DungeonJman05-24-07, 11:18 PM | You're speaking to a monk here. The lawful side of me doesn't care about feelings, it literally just goes by the rules and nothing else. Evil DungeonJ: Which is why i got stuck with Chaos and the Good side tends to go towards law more often, since in his culture, the laws are what define good. OODungeonJ: Yeah, but the Law is more worried about the negative laws which prevent evil, while Good worries about the positive ones which promote good. In addition, the Good side occasionally argues that it's okay to break the law for the greater good. Eberron Fragment: All this philosophy... I'M DYING HERE!!! Evil DungeonJ: No you're not, you're just an abstract manifestation of Eberron's will that got left over from when you were trying to influence him, and got put in a cage. Good DungeonJ: Yes, but does that mean that it doesn't have wants and needs as an extension of a living being.... EP: XD (read as smiley) OODungeonJ: *watching this* I think i discuss WAY too much philosophy with myself. |
| Paulon05-24-07, 11:25 PM | OOCharles: And here's how Lilly sees her. http://www.epuzzle.com.pl/Allegro/castorepuzzle/1000/101191.jpg OOPaulon: The one on the right? *manages to sprint two paces before being whacked into orbit by a hammer* |
| DungeonJman05-24-07, 11:38 PM | OOPaulon: The one on the right? *manages to sprint two paces before being whacked into orbit by a hammer* Somebody detect the caster level on that hammer IT'S OVER 9000!!! Just kidding. But who makes a hammer with the ability to cast "Nailed to the Sky" at will? Oh and i can't post until p.17 now or else the Spammars are going to get me. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-24-07, 11:45 PM | OODungeonJ: *watching this* I think i discuss WAY too much philosophy with myself.OOC: Yes. Yes you do. ;) Shapeshifting brings on a whole new level to "role playing", and not in the D&D sense. :D It can LOOK dirty (girl Tirmek snogging much older-looking guy Sarah), but it's not, since they're both still of comparable age and more than enthusiastic in their consent. Sliver: Sentient + Aware of consequences + Consenting = More fun for me. OOC: Regardless of the specific sentient species. Silver: It's boring otherwise. How Lilly sees Sarah. (http://lava.nationalgeographic.com/pod/pictures/normal/W151N_0014.jpg) |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-24-07, 11:56 PM | Somebody detect the caster level on that hammer IT'S OVER 9000!!!:rofl: Oh and i can't post until p.17 now or else the Spammars are going to get me.OOKaiser: You don't have to put up with their crap! Make them respect you like they do me. *camera pans out to reveal a giant heap of inevitables of various types, mostly Muliebris' and Dramadars, in various states of ownedness ownage ...having been owned* OOKaizer: Admittedly, it took till I stopped gaining experience from them (even in waves) to do so, but that's beside the point. A little bunny rabbit told me this was the best way. Bunny: :devil: Eeeexcellent... |
| rampant05-25-07, 12:05 AM | Sarah - Ok seriously how do I get this thing off? Elina - Shadow shift oughta work its way around the belt's spells if you focus hard enough on not including it. Sarah - No I mean Tirmek, He's been curled up in my lap asleep for the last half hour. ---------------------------------------- Kary - So bored, no more minions to combust. |
| DungeonJman05-25-07, 01:03 AM | OOC: The specific sentient species bit is what's annoying the Law DungeonJ. That's one of the rules that it was programmed with: "Thou shalt not allow two beings of a different species to react with one another, as it be not the natural order of things." Granted, much altering had to be done to the phrase for polite usage. OODungeonJ: I can't just randomly beat up inevitables, thanks to him *points at Law DungeonJ* i have too much of a respect for things being the way they are to... hey wait a minute... *begins fighting off Spammars for posting too much in one night* But I WILL NOT KILL THEM!! It feels better if they're left alive, and you still get XP. Hang on a sec... *charges up a Futon (Wind Empowered): Rasengan and blasts 6 at once* _______________ NLOB: Okay, so we are now finally getting the forces so that we can establish a stable presence in the Mournland and... must you build that thing here? *in the briefing room, Ketler is trying to build a mech* Ketler: *grumble* Fine, but do you have any idea how long it takes to move this thing outside? NLOB: I don't care, just do it! |
| DungeonJman05-25-07, 02:52 AM | *after beating off Spammars, OODungeonJ begins to chill out* OOKaizer: Why are you suddenly so relaxed? *Law DungeonJ is then shown screaming and running, before being chased by a bunch of Naggats.* Naggat: Hey man, stop enforcing conformity, let him do what he wants! Naggat2: You know, i think that i'm going to get a soda. Naggat: Don't let me stop you. Law DungeonJ: AAARGH! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-25-07, 09:01 AM | Naggat: Hey man, stop enforcing conformity, let him do what he wants! Naggat2: You know, i think that i'm going to get a soda. Naggat: Don't let me stop you. OOC: :D Capitol! Have a :fett: for successfully using our idea, because it's the smily that looks most mechanical. |
| rampant05-25-07, 02:08 PM | Lily - Ok so I've done some scouting and- Tirmek - Um yeah over here Spoony. Tirmek, Elina, and Sarah are over on the other side of the lava flows. Tirmek - :P Sarah - We decided it was too dangerous to take you along any further. Elina - Sit tight! Lily - This is revenge for the Marilith poster on my ceiling isn't it. I told you that's an anatomical diagram for demon hunters. Elina - I agree It's very anatomical. |
| urial angel of death05-25-07, 03:36 PM | Gra'mar: It's Muliebrisi |
| DungeonJman05-25-07, 06:49 PM | Uh, wait... isn't it Gram'mar with a "m" before the apostrophe? And it's Muliebris, not Muliebrisi! *Gram'mar explodes* |
| Charles Phipps05-25-07, 08:02 PM | Forgotten Freedom Lilly: Dum Dum Dum Dum. *Lilly is carrying three buckets of ashes* Aerith: Oh hello Lilly. Lilly: Three Ressurection spells please. Aerith: Why? Lilly: Yes, well there's apparently a reason we need to team up against Kary. Aerith: Oh? Lilly: Yes, she's not a Maralith but an avatar of the goddess Kali. Aerith: Kalwho? Lilly: Apparently, it's a lot like Sarah except has fireballs and dice o-matic skill with scimitars. Aerith: I'll get right on these. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-25-07, 08:13 PM | Gram'mar: Muliebrisi: n. The plural form of Muliebris. ----- Lilly: You can't leave me! I'm the only one uneffected by lava! Tirmek: :bored: Let me guess, you "decided" to be invulnerable to it again. Lilly: That's just ridiculous. Tirmek: :twitch: Sarah: Breathe... Lilly: No, it's because of this nifty Magma Armor I got! Elina: Sweetie...that's Fullplate with flames painted on. ----- Squishy's Discount Magical Armory Not Non-Magical Crap With Paint Squishy: Sucker! ----- Lilly: Really? It's a good thing I'm invulnerable, then. Tirmek: :weep: :banghead: Sarah: Remember your happy place... Tirmek's Happy Place Lilly: THE ETERNAL SUFFERING HAS UTTERLY DESTROYED MY BODY AND SOUL, ENSURING I CAN NEVER BE RAISED, CLONED, OR REINCARNATED! I ART DEAD! XP Tirmek: :dancin: *dancing on the horribly disfigured corpse as it disintegrates* Elina: Oh, I'm so glad I finally got over that Spoony Paladin. Sarah: Mmmmm...Tirmek... *nuzzle* :cloud9: End Sarah: Better? Tirmek: One out of three so soon isn't bad. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-25-07, 08:23 PM | Lilly: Apparently, it's a lot like Sarah except has fireballs and dice o-matic skill with scimitars. Aerith: I'll get right on these. Sarah: :weep: Owie... Aerith: That's the problem with total regeneration. Tends to hurt just as bad as the death. Elina: At least now we know for sure we do regen... |
| rampant05-25-07, 08:32 PM | Tirmek - Ok troops lesson learned, no melee with the burning snake lady. I say we ice the whole damn mountain. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-25-07, 08:55 PM | Tirmek - Ok troops lesson learned, no melee with the burning snake lady. I say we ice the whole damn mountain. Bunny: Can I interest you in a comet? Sarah: But won't that whipe out all life on the planet? Bunny: Details…details… |
| rampant05-25-07, 11:15 PM | Tirmek - Ok bunny save that plan under "If Lily outlives me" Bunny - Check Tirmek - Ok Sarah and I have had some success in dealing with powerful opponents, by ripping them to pieces. Lily will be our Decoy and The three of us will attack from hiding attempting to take off at least 3/4 of her tail. Even if she posseses regenerative capability, she will be vulnerable while she regrows her tail. |
| ratslinky05-25-07, 11:17 PM | Bunny: Can I interest you in a comet? Sarah: But won't that whipe out all life on the planet? Bunny: Details…details… Gaz: I'll take one *Gets the comet and shoots it at the Mror Holds the resulting explosion creates a dust cloud that obscures the sun* Elina: Gaz why did you do that? Gaz: I was getting sun burn and couldn't be bothered to go get the sun block Tirmek: But that will cause all the plants to die and that will mean there won't be any food which will cause the end of all non magically supported life on Eberron Gaz: Doesn't say that in the rules |
| DungeonJman05-25-07, 11:35 PM | Gaz: Doesn't say that in the rules Well of course not, because who do you think cleans up the stupid comet debris so that it doesn't affect the rules. *begins using ninjutsu/manuvers to blow up the spare debris. An angel is heard laughing in the distance* |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-25-07, 11:44 PM | Terra: AHHHCHOOO!! *dust is blown away* Motoko: ...that was pretty cool. Terra: Dow by eyes are waderig... :weep: Motoko: Oh, you poor thing. Maybe this will help you feel better. :devil: Terra: Wha- *Motoko begins tickling her* GAH! AH HAH HEE HEE *begins coughing fit* *all plant life and non-PC-killed creatures return to life* Motoko: Sweet... |
| rampant05-26-07, 01:55 AM | Teiza - Dammit Sensei! I hate it when you do that! That always gets the Marut on my case. I can't eat marut! Marut with bite marks - Not for lack of trying. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-26-07, 07:42 AM | Sithis: *holding Xiath* Sic 'em *points at the marut * Xiath: Chewy! Xiath leaps, and lands on the Maruts head. Maurt: Oh gods no. Stop it. Arrgghhh! not the eyes. not the eyes! Sithis watches, an amused expression on his face as Xiath devourers the Marut, her teeth making short work of the mechanisms. Within the space of a few minuets Xiath crawls away from the now mostly devoured remains of the Marut, looking content and rather full. Sithis: * examining the Maruts remains* well what do you know, She can eat through metal... and it appears digest it too*turns to Gaz* you owe me fifty gold pieces. Gaz: *sigh* ok. *begins to get out gold* Sithis: No illusionary money. Gaz:*disappointed* Fine. Sithis: OR trapped money. Gaz: what about cursed money? Sithis: hm. are we talking The Mummy kind of curse or the "you now have achne" kind of curse? Gaz:... Second one. Sithis: No thanks. i'd rather have good old normal gold Gaz: ok then. your loss *slips a trapped coin into the gold* good doing buisness with you. Sithis, looks supsicious, picks through the coins to find the trapped one. Sithis: Wait a minuet... "I prepared explosive runes this morning?" .... :ahem: Damn it all to khb- BOOOM Gaz: hehehehe Sithis: *now covered in soot* I said no trapped coins. Gaz: Im chaotic, i couldnt help myself. Sithis: * eldritch energy crackling from both hands* you have ten seconds to Run. Gaz: *backing away* now sithis.. dont take this to far. it was only a prank. Sithis: 10. Gaz: No need to get angry, Soot isnt that difficult to get out Sithis: 9. Gaz: Crap. * turns and legs it* Sithis: *very fast* 87654321. Verdra! ( Explosive Hellfire fireball eldritch blast.) Kabooommmm |
| Charles Phipps05-26-07, 08:36 AM | Aerith: Here's your lollipop for being a good little girl. Elina: Ooooo milkbone flavored! *Sarah has six in her mouth* *Aerith and Elina look at her* Sarah: What? Lilly: Okay, back to the Mror Holds now. Elina: But wasn't it hit by a comet? Lilly: That falls under the auspices of 'cheap stuff that gets in the way of a good story' like all the ways that Mordain Fleshweaver was killed easily. Sarah: :shifty: Tirmek: I'm still going for freeze the entire volcano. Lilly: You mean, Ice-9 Tirmek: Uh oh. Lilly: My only epic spell that can destroy the world! Tirmek: Why would a paladin want that? Lilly: Just in case the world got too Tirmekey. Tirmek: Lilly, I've been saving this. I want to see how it'll impact your personality. *pops down Helm of Opposite Alignment on Lilly* Lilly: :blinks: Sarah: TIRMEK! Tirmek: How much WORSE can it be!? Lilly: Have you given any thought to the kingdom of Heaven? *picks up some fundamentalist liteature* Tirmek: GAH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! |
| ratslinky05-26-07, 08:42 AM | Gaz: Ouch that hurt oh well bye *walks off* *Tick tock tick tock ticktockticktock* Sithis: Wha- *runs away from the sounds and runs into room he hasn't seen before* Uh oh where am I? *As he says those words holy water starts to fill the room while at the same time the walls slide back to reveal the whole place is mirrors, lemon juice is added to the mix two hundred vorpal swords slice across the room, behind them come three hundred wooden stakes, a coin is slipped into his mouth by a magical hand and his left sock is pulled of and hidden under a mound of poppy seeds* Gaz: *Walking along the deck* :nonono: I never understand why people are so afraid of a clock that goes fast every twenty minutes OOC: What are you looking at me for it was only a small comet |
| luna18moon05-26-07, 12:03 PM | OOC: Pirates 3 is AWESOME! But it would be different if I had done it... Slaypaw: Yeah, 'cause you keep going on about Singapore and why Will... OOC: Shhh! No spoilers! (i.h.h. Must resist plot spoiling rant and depression over the fact it's over...) |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-26-07, 02:10 PM | Lilly: Hey, cool! They've respawned! Tirmek: Monsters don't respawn! Lilly: Then why would there be the exact same type of monsters as before? Tirmek: This is their habitat. Once we eliminated all competition- Lilly: Blah blah blah. They respawned. Tirmek: :twitch: Elina: Ok, here's the plan. I go in and stun them with an ice spell and you guys pick the weaker ones off fir- Sarah: *charges* LEEEEEEROOOOOOOYYYYY JEEENNKIIIINNNNNSS!!!! |
| rampant05-26-07, 03:21 PM | Xiath: Chewy! Xiath leaps, and lands on the Maruts head. I think we may have found her a battle cry. ------------------------------------------------------ Feal-thas - Thank terra we got her toilet trained. Ketty - *hands him a plunger* careful the marmosets Teiza brought her didn't agree with her digestion. Feal-thas - :weep: |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-26-07, 04:11 PM | OOC: Ratslinky, there's traps and then there is overkill. but still, that was rather amusing. poor poor Sithis. IC: two minuets after the vampire bane trap. Sithis's head: *spits out coin* jeeze. where on eberron did he get so many lemons from? Sithis bat shapes, turning his many scattered pieces into a swarm of rather injured looking bats. they swirl together in a cloud, a large number of wooden stakes clatter to the floor. Sithis reforms, completely unscratched and his clothes undamaged. Sithis: * tying his hair back* been a long time since i've had to do a full body rejuvenation. Sithis stretches, clicks his neck into place and then turns to admire himself in the mirrors. Sithis: hm, good thing i wasnt wearing my armour today... i probably wouldnt have been able to rejuvenate that as well. ah well, back to my research *teleports* ** Feal-thas - Thank terra we got her toilet trained. Ketty - *hands him a plunger* careful the marmosets Teiza brought her didn't agree with her digestion. Feal-thas - :weep: Feal-Thas: (ihh) i really need to learn an unseen serveant spell or somthing... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-26-07, 07:19 PM | Feal-Thas: (ihh) i really need to learn an unseen serveant spell or somthing... OOcat: Man, you're too progressive. What ever happened to "All your labor are belong to us!"? |
| DungeonJman05-27-07, 01:43 AM | Tirmek: Lilly, I've been saving this. I want to see how it'll impact your personality. *pops down Helm of Opposite Alignment on Lilly* Lilly: :blinks: Sarah: TIRMEK! Tirmek: How much WORSE can it be!? Lilly: Have you given any thought to the kingdom of Heaven? *picks up some fundamentalist liteature* Tirmek: GAH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! *vein throbbing from forehead* No need. *begins beating Lilly up* Lilly: No! I remain true to my beliefs! OODungeonJ: Ah crud. Well, when in doubt... *picks up huge baseball bat labeled: "Practicality and Real Life" and begins hitting Lilly over the head with that* Tirmek: Are you sure that's gonna work? OODungeonJ: This is still Lilly, so he won't support his ideas with real life context, he doesn't have the wisdom to do so. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-27-07, 03:50 AM | Paladin of Terra: I think we finally have this thing down. Cleric of Terra: Which one? The proper worship of our chosen diety or the killing in her name? Paladin: The worship one. According to that giant pile of charred corpses, she's less than keen on the unneccessarily drawn out and painful ways they've been murdering potentially innocent bystanders that were slaughtered JUST IN CASE they were heretics. Cleric: Since we're still alive, she must approve of our methods. Paladin: :rolleyes: We don't have a method. We've just been worshipping her and training for the day we may have to defend the faith. Cleric: And now that all the lying heathens have been cleansed from our ranks, we must take the fight straight to those who oppose her! Paladin: Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what got the last 500 or so would-be "defenders of the faith" smited...smoted...smoten...smitte-TERRA DAMMIT! :mad: Who the hell invented a word that's impossible to put in past tense, anyway! ----- 13: :evillaugh ----- Cleric: That's because they were doing it wrong! Come! The bloodbath begins tonight! *SMITE* Cleric: *sizzle* *smoke* Paladin: :nonono: Am I the only one here who consistently makes my Will save vs Boredom and Theicide? |
| ratslinky05-27-07, 09:31 AM | OOC: Kaizer the word is smote IC: Gaz: Oh no smarts in religion activate the fail safe Gaz 2: Yes sir *Pushes a button an assassin jumps out kills the paladin and uses that cloak from the epic level hand book to make sure even gods can't bring the paladin back* Gaz: Well seeing as everyone who I convinced to go on a genocidal rampage died you two come with me we're going on a 3 person rampage Gaz 2 & 3: Yessir *All three go off and kill all non named non changeling easy to kill species in the name of Terra* |
| DungeonJman05-27-07, 09:46 AM | Sorry, gonna have to stop you. 13: *from sidelines* Aren't you forgetting something? *stops and runs off to play 9Dragons* DARN YOU!!!! This was NOT the time! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-27-07, 09:46 AM | 13: No, no, no, no! You're going about it all wrong! Bunny: Please don't do this. How else am I supposed to justify wholesale slaughter of people on a whim? 13: Stuff. Bunny: It's not as easy with stuff. 13: All right, ignoring him. What you Terra worshippers don't get is that killing over religion is so passé. These days the truely religious people decry the religion of others as wrong and corrupt and then generously pass out leaflets promoting their own religious viewpoint and how wonderful and peaceful it is, all the while while smiling. It's conversion through niceness. :D Bunny: So it's conversion through the Aerith method? 13: Pretty much. Remaining Terra Worshippers: :blink:…………………Eeeeeeeeeevil. |
| DungeonJman05-27-07, 10:04 AM | 13: All right, ignoring him. What you Terra worshippers don't get is that killing over religion is so passé. These days the truely religious people decry the religion of others as wrong and corrupt and then generously pass out leaflets promoting their own religious viewpoint and how wonderful and peaceful it is, all the while while smiling. It's conversion through niceness. :D Hey! Not all of them do that! *is hit over head with baseball bat labeled: "Religious Intolerance"* Bunny: I'd like to know where you people keep finding these things. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-27-07, 02:15 PM | OOC: Kaizer the word is smote OOC: The joke is, in that situation, smote still sounds wrong. IC: Elina: Now if we can avoid a situation like last time... Sarah: LE-mmmmmph mmmmmmmmphmmmmmsssssss! Elina: Thank you, Tirmek. Tirmek: No problem. Now, avoiding the world destroying solution- Lilly: *pouts* Tirmek: -we need to ice the snake lady somehow. ----- Kary: Fireball Nalfein: Counterspell. Fireball Kary: Counterspell. *five hours later* Nalfein: Lady, if you weren't half made out of snake I'd be on you like flames on your minions. Kary: Despite the fact that I'm trying to kill you? Nalfein: Oh, you can't do that. I've been holding back merely because I've been thinking of getting a minion that's more worthwhile than that lovestruck wuss. |
| Charles Phipps05-27-07, 05:56 PM | Lilly: Obviously, you need to leave this to me. Tirmek: You're an idiot. Lilly: Since when has combat ever been decided by brains!? Tirmek: Let me guess, you were born in Breland weren't you? Lilly: What makes you say that? Tirmek: Aside from our entire walk down has been accompanied by you singing "We'll put a boot up your ass" over and over again? Lilly: I bet you don't like my Freedom Sword or my Red, White, and Beige armor either!? Tirmek: Enough. Elina: With all due respect Tirmek, he has a point. Tirmek: I'm sorry, I must have misheard you, did you say the words Lilly and 'point' in any context except weapons being so at him? Elina: We need to realize that Lilly isn't generally incompetent. Tirmek: I disagree with the premise of this argument already. Elina: He's a min-maxer. Lilly has focused his skills at sorcery and paladin fighting above all other pursuits. Tirmek: And he doesn't know how to use a vending machine. Lilly: Kick a hole in it, take can. Tirmek: Remember when we showed him what a gazebo was!? Lilly: GAZEEEBO!???!??!? WHERE!? IS IT CL 20 OR HIGHER!? Tirmek: .... Elina: What it boils down to is that Lilly is a machine designed for fighting demons. Kary is a Demon. I think it was a mistake of us to attempt to fight it without the person that is largely designed for it. Tirmek: As much as it pains me to say it, you happen to be right. Avoiding using Lilly in any situation that causes him bodily harm seems like something that is against my character anyway. Elina: Besides, we're destined to stop this evil anyway. *** Elsewhere Blossom: *stops to heal Dwarf* Wow, me and the other Light Warriors are never going to get around to slaying Kary at this rate. *** Tirmek: Right. At least we can stop hearing his stories about his time with the Doctor... Lilly: Did I ever tell you about the time I met my mother's people with the Doctor? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnP_BB_9fMs Tirmek: Wow, elves are even more sexually dysfunctional than my people. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-27-07, 06:40 PM | Tirmek: Wow, elves are even more sexually dysfunctional than my people. Silver: That's only because your people are too long-winded: [WARNING: CONTAINS BLATANTLY SUGGESTIVE LANGAUGE.………………AND YES, THIS IS SHAKESPEAR.] ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbK1eCt97ag |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-27-07, 06:43 PM | Elina: But you're not doing this alone. Lilly: Remember what happened last time? How'd that end for you? Elina: That was a plot device. The volcano erupted at a really bad time. We're three of the best students at the most prestegious school of Power Creep in the multiverse. Sarah: I just got distracted by her tail... Tirmek: :rolleyes: She broke it off and it started twitching wildly. Sarah: So I failed my Will save, so sue me. Elina: Anyway...unlike the people we're parodying, we are actually competent. Lilly: Aw, crap. My shoes came untied again. Can you help me with them? I traded the ability to dress myself for a +2 AC boost. Elina: *sigh* For the most part. |
| rampant05-27-07, 06:47 PM | Tirmek - Technically you two are top students. Tournament aside, you guys wump me at everything but strategy. Lily - *nelson laugh* Tirmek - Thats not to say I couldn't take Lily apart with one hand. Lily - Shutting up now. |
| Charles Phipps05-27-07, 07:05 PM | Lilly: Hold up. I wouldn't say that. Tirmek: I'm utterly beyond you Lilly. Lilly::rolleye2: Tirmek: THAT IS SUCH DINOSHAVIT! Lilly: Right. Tirmek: Watch me tear you apart right now! Lilly: Here kitty kitty kitty. *Tirmek leaps at Lilly* Kary: Are you guys busy? Elina: Miko? Kary: OH HEY! Guess what! I got promoted to a higher demon rank! |
| rampant05-27-07, 07:20 PM | Tirmek - *Clutching Lily's gall bladder, and twisting* Hi, move along now Miko. Miko/Kary - :P no Tirmek - Need I remind you what happens if someone mindlinks a spoony paladin. Miko/Kary - You'd be affected too. Tirmek - Yes, but I took anti-spoony as my feat last level, I cannot be infected. Miko/Kary - Bye |
| Charles Phipps05-27-07, 07:52 PM | Tirmek: GARHGHHHHHH! *Thump* Lilly: Okay, Tirmek's down. Elina: What did you do to him? Lilly: I kissed him. *Tirmek continues vomiting to the side* Lilly: Now sexy snake girl! Prepare to die! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-27-07, 09:24 PM | Lilly: Now sexy snake girl! Prepare to die! Silver: This is too easy…… Bunny: NO! SHE JUST HAD AN IDEA! RUN!!!!! Silver: *influence reality* Miko: (stares at Lilly in his warrior bishonen pose)………………………I forgot about that part. :love: *glomph* Lilly: AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT BURNS! Silver: What…………:eek: She burning him alive! Bunny: :D Tirmek promised us some hard hitting kittens for this. Silver: :blink: Oh…well…I can live with that. ;) |
| rampant05-27-07, 09:35 PM | Sarah - Would those be kittens? Tirmek - Puppies? Sarah - :D Tirmek - We are not calling them Kuppies, or Pittens.:rolleyes: Sarah - :P |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-27-07, 10:08 PM | Elina: HE'S MINE, B*TCH! *cat...er...wolf-girl/snake-girl fight ensues* Miko: Ow! Stop scratching! Elina: Let go of my hair! *RIP* Elina: :hoppingma MY SHIRT! Lilly: :mymy: Miko: Owowowowow!!! My arms don't bend that way! Sarah: Uh...sis? Fireball Elina: *singed* Lilly: :drool: Tirmek: :doh: I've never been so glad this is a text-based story... Miko: :mad: Now you're just showing off for him. Elina: :confused: *looks down* :eek: :blush: *goes shadow form and slinks away* Lilly: Awwww.... ----- Silver: :shifty: Oh ho hooooo... Bunny: Flee for your lives! She's back on the "more than two parents" kick! Silver: :plotting: A min-maxing elf/wolf/snake demon/suferot... Bunny: *stops* ...it's times like this I remember why I put up with you. |
| Enlong05-27-07, 11:16 PM | OOC: All right, so watching Pirates 3 today reminded me that I've been missing from here for a little while. tell me, what important things have I missed in my absence, and where should I show up to aid the story as it were? |
| Charles Phipps05-28-07, 12:29 AM | OOC: We're ripping off 8bit and Doctor Who right now. Daleks are now Captain Jarlot's discipline enforcers. He's alive, human, and captaining the ship again. Rose is King of Breland. Terra is dating a new girl. |
| Enlong05-28-07, 12:47 AM | OOC: So what does that mean for me? Should I have Moog just lay low untill something comes up, or should I rip off pop culture untill some character is drawn to me? |
| Charles Phipps05-28-07, 01:03 AM | OOC: Later sounds best, waiting for plot never works. :-) |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-28-07, 01:06 AM | OOC: No one can really tell you what, if anything, recent developments mean for your character. All you can do is read what's been going on and go from there. That's what we all do. Rose is King of Breland.OOC: :confused: I thought he was King of Aerenal. And speaking of dates: IC: Motoko: You know...I really thougth going to Xendric would be a bad idea, with everything trying to kill us constantly and all, but... Terra: It's tame in comparison to where we normally live? Motoko: More like calm and soothing. Better luck next time, guys. Giant Monsters of Agonizing Death: :allalone: Motoko: What was it you wanted to talk to me about? Terra: Well...um...uh... :blush: Motoko: :confused: What's with getting all flustered? Terra: It's embarrasing...but I have to apologize. Motoko: ...for? Terra: You've been putting all this effort into our relationship and I've been resistant to any form of real attachment. It's really not fair to you. Motoko: You're not breaking up with me, are you? Terra: *chuckles* No, no. Nothing like that. From her cloak, Terra pulled a wreath of the flowers she had been picking since they arrived. After placing it on Motoko's head, she leaned in for a long kiss. Terra: *pulls away slightly* I'm just letting you know, I'm ready to try again. That ok with you? Motoko: :blush: Uh...um...yeah... :blush: |
| rampant05-28-07, 01:20 AM | Momo - I'll get the cribs out of storage. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-28-07, 01:54 AM | Momo - I'll get the cribs out of storage.OOC: :shifty: I swear that's not how it was meant to come off. But now that you mention it, it is how it sounds. :embarrass She meant she was ready to reinvent their relationship into something less of a fling and more of a romance. |
| Charles Phipps05-28-07, 02:01 AM | OOC: That was either a Typo or Rose beat the string in a poker match. |
| rampant05-28-07, 02:04 AM | Silver - And we all know how that ended with Lisa. Bunny - Six killer kiddies all in a row. 13 - give em too much sugar watch em go go go. |
| DungeonJman05-28-07, 02:58 AM | The events of the previous page can only dictate one response: *goes into the newly rebuilt Box of Containment of Irrational Smiters/Redirectors of Plot/Those Who Can't Take A Joke/and Those Who Have an Aversion to Suggestive Behavior Between more than 3 Species In Two People +10* Wow that's a long name. Eberron Fragment: Hey, your internal personalities decided on this or building a neutron bomb. Your choice. OODungeonJ: WHY WON'T YOU GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!! |
| rampant05-28-07, 03:18 AM | 13 - hit it people! OOCs: Because your pain amuses us. |
| DungeonJman05-28-07, 03:54 AM | I was talking to the Eberron Fragment that got trapped in there from last time, thank you very much. |
| rampant05-28-07, 04:00 AM | Kithle - :D Oh look a box, better make sure its out of the way. I would't want anyone getting hurt. :angelhide: *tosses box overboard* Momo - You'd think by now he'd learn to have those things bolted down. Teiza - He did. Scias - *holds up bolts* |
| DungeonJman05-28-07, 12:38 PM | That's why i installed a safety parachute. *pulls cord, which fails to open* Well, i knew that was goign to happen. *presses button and the exterior of the box turns into a giant bouncy ball* Ok, now all i gotta do is avoid SHAAARRRN!! *starts bouncing all over the city of towers, levelling half of it* How do you stop this thing!?! |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-28-07, 08:10 PM | Citizens of Sharn: Oh, thank you mysterious box from the sky! DungeonJ: :confused: Citizen 1: The economy was on the verge of collapse due to the months it's been since our last demolition. You have saved us all! DungeonJ: :uh-huh: Uh...your welcome? Citizen 2: We depend entirely on public works projects to secure our livelihood, now we have work and can afford to eat! Citizen 3: Wait, weren't we planning to demolish the city soon anyway out of desperation? Citizen 4: Yeah, what happened to all those Delayed Blast Fireballs we s-? *HORRIBLE IMMOLATION OF NAILFEINIC PROPRTIONS* DungeonJ: Why do I smell burning cinders? Nalfein: *counting gold* Nothing like an job well done. So long as it involves murder and fire. |
| urial angel of death05-28-07, 08:42 PM | OOC: Sorry for leaving all of my stuff hanging for so long guys. Kepping up with school and 3 D&D groups is rather taxing. With school getting out thought I should be able to finish most of my stuff. IC: The mega-subway surfaces through a exit hole. The landscape it passes through is covered in tiwsted metal, dead vegetation, and starving people. Inside of the train all of Satnak's group is lokking out the window, save for Michael and Lisa, who are bound and gagged. Satnak: Wow the European Depression hit Russia really hard. No wonder they're calling it the Apocalypse. Izzy: Oh no Russia's always been like this. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-28-07, 09:31 PM | OOC: For the newbies, the above is a continuation of a "far future" arc urial's been doing off and on for some time. BTW, you may want to give a brief synopsis since it's been so long, urial. I think I remember what's going on, but... IC: Lenneth: Do it. Nina: I... Lenneth: You want to help people, right? Nina: Yeah, but- Lenneth: Then you've gotta be tough sometimes. Nina: This just seems cruel. Lenneth: What he's doing to himself is cruel. By not doing what must be done to help, you're complicit in his pain. Nina: ...it's not fair when you do that. Lenneth: It's not fair when you use logic to stop me from killing the evildoers. The scene pans out to reveal the two stand in one of P/Y/R's clinic rooms. Chained to the wall is Doog Jr. Doog Jr.: doog jr not like cold room. doog jr like puppies. purple-hair girl smell like puppy. doog jr want to play fetch with purple-hair girl. doog jr be good. Nina: I'm not a wolf-girl... Lenneth: Yet. Now remember what Mom told you to do. Nina: :( *pushes a switch* A small door opens up and a puppy comes running out, yipping happily as it begins chasing its own tail. Doog Jr.: puppy! Nina: You can come down and play when you start using proper grammar, punctuation, and stop talking in boldface type. Doog Jr.: doog jr not know how to do big word things. Nina: I told you. Lenneth: He'll figure it out eventually. |
| urial angel of death05-28-07, 10:07 PM | the way far future is a story arc set in the future, where Eberron has become our modern-day earth. Most, if not all of the characters in the crew have been reincarnated in one form or another. It contains two main sub-arcs. The Mythos Park storyline is a parody on Jurassic Park in which creatures from Cthulhu Mythos are use instead of dinosaurs. Terrek is Dr. Grant, Nalfien Malcolm, Kanatash is Hammond, Ketler is the fat guy, Terra is Ellie, Rose is Regis, Reman is the lawyer, and Sarah and Kerrith are the kids. Events have progressed up until the Star Spawn (t rex) escaped. I'm not sure how far into that I've gotten though. If anyone could update me on exactly what happened last that would be great. Second is Satnak's story-line. It is happening at the same time in a hecatomb-like world. Society is collapsing everywhere, but the Americas where two iron-fisted dictatorships (one in U.S. Canada region, the other taking everything else) keep everything together, but do little to affect everydauy life. Izzy has come to Satnak with the message that she is to be one of the heroes, along with Lisa Michael and other unknown, to save the world from the Mythos creatures who see Eberron as having "gone rotten" and needing to be cleansed. |
| rampant05-28-07, 10:24 PM | Tirmek - Listen Miko, Kary, whatever. I can get you 3 bishi tiefling paladins. IF you let us take the fire orb and leave unharmed. Kary - Seriously? Tirmek - Hell I can garuntee each one to be at least 3 orders of magnitude superior to lily. Kary - ... Tirmek - Long hair too, and fire-proof. Kary - deal! Tirmek - Here's the first one as a down payent, you get the second when we get the orb and the third is in Lily's colon. A small bomb will expell it once the rest of us have gotten away from the volcano. Lily - Hey! Kary - this is a dice Tirmek. Tirmek - Roll it. A flick of her wrist, and the green d20 rolls accross the ground dissolving into golden mist. Reforming as a willowy tiefling in shining armor. Kary - :love: here's the orb! Tirmek takes the gem and hands over another dice. Kary - Good bye. The snake demon flicks her tail sending Tirmek, Lily, and Elina rocketing back to the FF. BAMF Lily - :weep: my colon! Kary snatches the last dice, and sends Lily flying on a jet of flame. |
| urial angel of death05-28-07, 10:30 PM | Gram'mar: It is die, dice is its plural form. |
| Charles Phipps05-28-07, 11:14 PM | Tirmek: Hahahaha..... *Is stabbed by Lilly* *Thump* *Lilly steps over him* Tirmek: You know, I keep having difficulty believing he can get away with that. *bleeds* |
| cypher_zero05-28-07, 11:24 PM | OOC: Well, hello all. Long time no post right? Just a fyi, in case anyone was wondering: I'm not dead. I simply regained most of my sanity. Then lost it again. I'm in New Mexico right now... for some reason (Army) and won't be home till the 18th. And when that happens.... Mwhahahahahahah :evillaugh cypher . |
| rampant05-29-07, 12:27 AM | OORampant - :evillaugh: Kithle - *groan* Terrek - How long did it take to beat it out of him last time? Kithle and Terrek drag the still :evillaugh:ing OOrampant to a room labled : Blunt objects |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-29-07, 07:35 AM | Tara and Naz'roth stand at the sidelines, watching Sithis and Feal'thas duel, they are both dressed in weighted lead armour, wielding iron tubes filled with spell inscribed lead for swords. Sithis jumps back from a thrust made by Feal'Thas, only to be elbowed in the stomach by Feal'Thas. who then, as Sithis staggers back scythes his legs from under him with a well placed kick. Tara: he lasted longer than last time. Naz'roth: indeed, almost ten whole minuets before Feal'thas overwealmed him. impressive. Tara: He doesnt have as much skill or precision as Feal'thas though. Naz'roth: *brushing a strand of hair from his eyes* Indeed. Feal'thas will always have more skill, he was born for combat but Sithis is more magically powerful. he's capable of many more effects than Feal'thas's hex magic and limited sorcery are. how goes your lessons with him? Tara: A few weeks back his working ability dropped, he seemed distracted by somthing. he kept writing arcane formulea in the margins of his books. but recently he's re-entered lessons with a particular zeal. Naz'roth: *nods* I'd noticed that too. He has to work hard though, to keep up with the others. he's gifted yes, but talent will only get him so far. it doesnt help matters that a lot of his companions are chosen. Tara: Tirmek isnt. Naz'roth: *nods* which is why he works hard to keep up with him, if Tirmek can do it he belives he can too. rightly so too. Tara: Do you think thats whats motivating him so much currently? Naz'roth: *shakes head* It somthing else. im not sure what. Tara: do you think we should enquire? Naz'roth: no. its his life after all. we will leave it to him. There was a Crackle and a boom of Thunder as Sithis unleashed a lightning bolt against Feal'Thas. Only to be smashed in the back as Feal'Thas used a short distance teleport to dodge. Tara: Ouch. that plan backfired a bit. Naz'roth: its not over yet. Sithis rolled, rising back to his feet to unleash a wave of stonespikes at Feal'Thas, then as Feal'Thas approached Sithis raised a black gloved hand summoning up a Deeper Darkness spell which then incapsulated them both in a large sphere of inky blackness. there was a flash of red light as Sithis appeared outside the sphere, Hands moving quickly he summoned up several eldritch blasts composed of ice cold mists with eletrical sparks leaping inside. inside the sphere there was the sound of tinkling ice, and a thunderstrike sound. after that, Sithis dropped a large ball of sonic energy within the sphere. rewarding him with another explosion. dropping the sphere, Sithis stepped closer to inspect his handywork. a thick mist hung in the area, Sithis raised his hands to summon a Gust of Wind. Bursting from the mist, faster than Sithis could react came Feal'Thas, Feal'Thas shield based Sithis in the side before bringing the pommel of his sword into Sithis's face. Feal'Thas: *sword to Sithis's throat* Match. next time, don't go near the mists. Tara: It's suprising how fast Feal'Thas can move in that practise armour,despite the weight. Naz'roth: well, he has been trained since birth. Tara: even so. Naz'roth: I inspected the armour myself before he wore it, all the spells are perfectly within effect. and its just as heavy as it normally is. Tara: do you think Feal'Thas would cheat? Naz'roth: *shakes head* its not his style, he'd rather trick Sithis in battle. Tara: you think someone might be tampering with our equipment? Naz'roth: maybe... or maybe im just being paranoid. my time as a Rajah didnt exactly help my trust matters. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-29-07, 07:59 AM | Tara: do you think Feal'Thas would cheat? Naz'roth: *shakes head* its not his style, he'd rather trick Sithis in battle. OOcat: Rule #1: ALWAYS cheat. I mean, who said life is fair? 13: Not me. :P Bunny: Nope. :bored: Silver: Tee-hee. :D |
| rampant05-29-07, 12:54 PM | Squirrel in hazmat - :twitch: Scene pans out to reveal the ice washing machine half-melted. S.I.H. - SQUEEEAAK ------------------------------------------------- Tirmek - I got the damned orb didn't I. Lily - Are there anymore explosives i should know about? Tirmek - There's an mini-ICBM in your bladder. Lily - Seriously? Tirmek - It might be a keg of specialy sealed gunpowder. You expect me to remember which weapons are in which organs? |
| Charles Phipps05-29-07, 02:03 PM | Lilly: Gotcha. *Lilly gags himself* Tirmek: What do you think your... *COUGH* *BOOM* *Tirmek looking slightly singed* Tirmek: Okay, when did this become the Roadrunner cartoon? |
| Charles Phipps05-29-07, 02:40 PM | wiki update! King Steve 14th level Aristocrat Chaotic Evil King Steve is the psychotic and delusional dictator of Breland. There is some evidence to suggest that he isn't even the son of King Boranal but the result of a dalliance between the Queen of Breland and Kanatash after he'd had too many strawberry daqueriis. From the very beginning of his life, it was clear that King Steve was "special" and not playing with a full deck of cards. Indeed, its entirely possible he has only one card in the Jester. King Boranal's death at the hands of Jarlot in a duel over the bill of liquor at the Forgotten Freedom bar immediately touched off a civil war in the family. Assisted by the Aurrum, the majority of heirs killed one another off in a variety of plots and counterplots that resulted in Parliament stepping in to name the deranged Stephen as the Royal. Their belief that his insanity could be a tool in controlling him was quickly proven wrong as he promptly had Parliament dissolved with every member of the body liquidated. Literally, they were transformed into milkshakes by King Steve's Wands and then served to children for the Breland Jubilee. For all intents and purposes, King Steve has restarted the Last War. He's invaded Darguun and promptly conquered it within a week. However, detractors have noted that Darguun was having their yearly drinking binge and the war has bogged down completely since then with the Goblins doing their best to repel the human invaders. King Steve chose to resolve this issue by promptly attacking Droam and the Eldeen Reaches. In Droam's case, he has successfully pacified the region by bombing the rubble and drilling for mana despite the fact the region has no inhabitants thanks to the deaths of the Hags of Sora Kell. Aundair has repeatedly protested trying to conquer the Eldeen Reaches but it has only resulted in King Steve renaming their fries. The actual kingdom is largely run by his Councillor Jacob Hunter whom after being shuffled through every other layer of bureaucracy has now graduated to "M" but he/she/it has been unable to win control from the kingdom's deranged Lord for more important decisions. King Steve's current heir is Princess Sarah but he's also got a long standing statement that Lilly is the male heir. When he remembers his nephew exists. Strangely, King Steve is insanely popular with the people. *** Princess Samantha Hopeforge Human Female Lawful Neutral 18th Level Video Game Princess Princess Samantha is the blood sister of Princess Lisa of Thrane, also the daughter of Cardinal Kronzen. Unlike her sister, she was not sent to be educated in a nunnery but instead fostered off to the King of Breland. It was there that she was 'adopted' by the insane Prince of Breland, Stephen. When King Boranal was killed in a duel between Captain Jarlot and himself, thus was King Stephen elevated by Parliament with his 'daughter' in toe. While, technically, this makes Samantha the girls' aunt, she has not been terribly close to them for reasons that remain unexplained. The possibility of a past relationship with Terra mixed with the fact that she may resent her sister for going on to happiness while she has been the scion of an insane dictator could well have soured her. That and the fact the girls seem largely unaware they have another blood relative. Princess Sarah is, surprisingly, married to King Rose Galan of Aerenal and serving as regent of Thrane due to the young girl's issues with the common people. That makes her ruler of a significant portion of the Five Kingdoms and with the death of King Kaius, she's legitimately the next blood relation to rule Karrnath. Should anything happen to Aundair's Royal Family then she technically would be the ruler of the Five Nations and Empress of Gallifar. Sarah has little interest in this title due to the fact she's deeply skeptical of the monarchy as a whole thanks to her father and past in Thrane. Like most video game princesses, Samantha was kidnapped a lot growing up and was routinely rescued by a squat Thranish plumber named Nario. Before her marriage to Rose, she discovered that Nario had an unnatural relationship with his brother and broke it off to take up a relationship with the recently widowed Rose. Because of her experiences with Nario; Samantha still struggles with a toadstool addiction, crushed stars, and the eating of fire flowers. *** Daleks CR: 15 Lawful Evil Daleks are an embodiment of evil from a different space-time continium that got lost on their way to a [[Time War]] after being dumped into this reality by the Doctor opening a portal into the Void. They do nothing but shriek, scream, and kill. In this respect, they are much like the crew. They are not used to drinking much but the crew is rapidly rectifying this by coming up with ever greater methods of outwitting the poor psychotic aliens that Captain Jarlot has employed to the thankless task of regulating the many rules of the ship. The Daleks are not exactly the sharpest tacks in the box since their need to obey all orders was exploited by Captain Jarlot whom convinced them he was the Emperor Dalek in disguise (a very good disguise). They are thus the butt of many pranks conducted by individuals like Kanatash, Momo, or other crew that have a strong dislike for authority. Strangely, Motoko has started employing them to regulate Terra's needlessly violent and destructive brotherhood. Terra doesn't seem to be aware that she's an object of veneration for her sexy tentacles by a bunch of alien demons. The lone exception to the Daleks rather one-dimensional evil is Benny the Dalek whom was the result of accidentally having Lilly's genetic material get into his cloning chamber. Benny is secretly Lawful Good and in love with Kitten. Furthermore, he appears to be a Pokemon rather than a standard Dalek when one opens his chasing. This is all kept secret from his fellow brethren whom are only clued in by the fact his outer casing is Pink. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade05-29-07, 03:43 PM | This is all kept secret from his fellow brethren whom are only clued in by the fact his outer casing is Pink. Benny The Dalek: Its NOT Pink. Its lightish red! OOC: I Couldnt help myself. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-29-07, 04:26 PM | <King Steve>…he's…got a long standing statement that Lilly is the male heir. 13: Thank you. :devil: <Princess Samantha>…and with the death of King Kaius, she's legitimately the next blood relation to rule Karrnath. OOC: Requiring only the elimination of Fürher Roy Paladinmount and his cadre of capable underlings. OOcat: "Roy and capable underlings"? OOC: All right: Requiring only the elimination of Rina Hawkbat and a bunch of bumbling idiots. |
| rampant05-29-07, 05:20 PM | Tirmek - If life has taught me anything, its that the bumblers are the hardest ones to kill. Lily - SMITE EVIL! Lily bonks Tirmek repeatedly with a squeaky hammer. Tirmek - I present exhibit A: Spoony paladin. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-29-07, 05:49 PM | Tirmek - If life has taught me anything, its that the bumblers are the hardest ones to kill. OOcat: Oh, I completely agree. It's just that describing Roy and Company as anything else is just plain wrong. :D |
| DungeonJman05-29-07, 06:55 PM | *NLOB is reading the old (read: really, really old) "Evil Pirate Overlord Jarlot's Guide on How to Conquer Eberron"* Sheesh, he could have at least written something on how to conquer the Talenta Plains in here. I mean, he found a way to conquer Argonesson. Well, i'd better make my own then. *begins drawing up battle charts and strategic ideas* |
| Charles Phipps05-29-07, 08:10 PM | Things for the Daleks to remember on the Forgotten Freedom 1. Daleks are not to exterminate the rum. 2. Daleks guns cannot exterminate Aerith, no matter how many times you fire. 3. Aerith is not to serve the Daleks milk and cookies. 4. Stewie is not to attempt to use the Daleks for world conquest. 5. Stewie will not bribe the Daleks with tentale born so he can roll around in the Dalek like a baby roller. 6. Daleks are not to latch onto peoples faces, lay eggs, and to their offspring bust out of the chest cavity. 7. That's reserved solely for Kitten clones. 8. Daleks are forbidden from indulging in the rum flavored ice cream. 9. You do not know ugly until you've seen a stinking drunk Dalek. 10. Tenatcle porn is NOT appropriate breaktime viewing material. 11. Even Manga. 12. Your purpose is not to "do" Rose Tyler. 13. Do not hide from Bullet Tooth Tony because he's described as the Ship's Doctor. 14. The crew is required to stop using Dalek plungers to unclog the ship's John. 15. Stop using your plungers to give me the Sieg Heil! 16. Daleks downloading the entire internet are driven insane. 17....yes, because of all the PORN. 18. Daleks are forbidden from humping the Becoming God's Legs! 19. Kitten, stop loving on the Dalek casing! 20. Just because it's cute and evil doesn't make it awesome! 21. I understand you disagree with 20, Kanatash. 22. Aerith will stop trying to get the Daleks to sing "I'm a Little Tea pot." 23. No, we are not stopping to kill the entire population of Sharn! 24. Even if they'd be all a lot happier that way. 25. Doctor Strangelove is not "The feel good movie of the year!" 26. Boba Fett is not a Dalek! 27. "Sea Life Celphalopods" is not the equivalent of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition for Daleks. 28. The Rocky Horror Picture Show is not an accurate recounting of the Time War! 29. Oh sorry, Kanatash has informed me that 28 is incorrect. 30. The Radioactivity of the Ship is not to be increased just so you can feel more at home. 31. I know its at lethal levels already but Homer Simpson manages our nuclear reactor quite effectively! 32. The health inspectors are dead? *taps fingers* Excellent. 33. Daleks are forbidden from singing "Mister Roboto." 34. Or Tom Jones "Sex Bomb." 35. Daleks are not to be used to 'clean out' the Talenta Plains. 36. Even if they need it. 37. It's not fun political commentary to put a turban on a Dalek. 38. Or to dub it with clips from King Steve's State of the Union Address. 39. *I* am the Emperor of the Daleks, not you Ketler. 40. Daleks are not to warded off by waving a police box at them. 41. Caralot is not supposed to try to snuggle Daleks. 42. Kanatash is not to make the Daleks cry. 43. Neither is Serene. 44. Satnak is not to make Daleks feel inadequate with her murders. 45. Sabriel is to not try and exterminate me with Daleks because Aerith chose me. 46. Where is the rum gone? 47. Dammit! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE ICE CREAM!? 48. Great, now they're just blasting wildly. 49. It's worse than Lilly. 50. TERRRAAAAA! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-29-07, 08:27 PM | Things for the Daleks to remember on the Forgotten Freedom …… 41. Caralot is not supposed to try to snuggle Daleks. 52. I should seriously hope I don't have to mention what else she's not allowed to do with them. 45. Sabriel is to not try and exterminate me with Daleks because Aerith chose me. OOC: You get a :detect: for mentioning something that hasn't been brought up since it happened. :D |
| DungeonJman05-29-07, 08:31 PM | Wow, that just inspired me: The New Lord of Blades Rules: 1: Yes, I am the Lord of Blades 2: No, I am not Darth Vader, even though having the Dark Side of the Force would greatly aid my plans 3: No warforged is to plug himself into the creation forges. 4: BECAUSE IT'S NOT AT ALL LIKE THAT EPISODE FROM FUTURAMA, SO STOP TRYING!!! 5: Following the insanity at the last dance competition, no warforged is permitted to do the robot to Mr. Roboto. 6: Well, only if you're against a sane opponent, which there don't seem to be many of these days. 7: The can opener did not kill your father, nor is it after you. 8: No, we can not try putting parts of Zombie Ninjas onto ourselves to make us unstoppable. They don't confer any of the awesomness and you're better off with an armblade. 9: Don't take Reforged levels, we can't help you if you go insane due to: I'm alive? What does that MEAN!?!? AHAHAHAH!!! 10: For the love of... Pirate Zombies don't work either! 11: No one here can do anything involving pirates or ninjas, without signing 5 release forms 12: That also goes for living spells, Cyran ghosts, those weird pools, and Jello. 13: You don't want to know why that last one was mentioned. 14: There is no such thing as North Dakota, where do you keep hearing that rumor! 15: Don't try infiltating Argonesson, for you are easy to break and can be sold for gold pieces. |
| urial angel of death05-29-07, 09:39 PM | 16: However if you can somehow combine with a ninja, pirate, and a zombie all at once you will achieve godhood. Even moreso if you get a pet monkey. |
| urial angel of death05-29-07, 09:41 PM | to the daleks 53: No you are not dragoons. 54: None of you are named Fenix. 55: Vladimir cannot threaten to make said non-existant dalek "die again", just to make OORei cry. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-29-07, 09:51 PM | OOC: :rofl: Charles. Bravo. Same to urial for #55. IC: Terra: Ok, this is starting to creep me out. Motoko: What's wrong? Terra: I keep running into Daleks, they get all flustered, and then take off. They just scream "exterminate" or some such nonsense at everyone else. Motoko: Maybe they've learned to respect you? They are serving to keep your idiot worshippers in line, after all. Terra: I...guess that's possible... *later* Motoko: What did I tell you? Dalek 1: DO-NOT-STALK-THE-HOT...ER-HOLY-ONE! Motoko: So why are you doing it anyway? Dalek 2: WE-GET-PAID-HANDSOMELY-FOR-DIETY-PORN! Motoko: :twitch: You mean you've been...when we've been...and then you'd... :twitch: Dalek 1: DUDE! YOU-WEREN'T-SUPPOSED-TO-TELL-HER-THAT! Dalek 2: OH-CRAP! INITIATE-SELF-DESTRUCT! Motoko: :fight!: I'M GONNA EXTERMINATE YOU SO HARD-! :fight!: OOC: And soon to appear on the Wiki: K-9 Chaotic Good Dog-Mecha After dismantling a few Daleks, Momo came across a recording of K-9's namesake and thought it was so awesome she had to build one herself. The robot dog is fiercely loyal to Momo and anyone else she likes. Highly intelligent, he has a range of Divination spells built in (can cast potentially at will), as well as a permenant Scorching Ray (can cast and/or Enlarge, Heighten, Maximize, or Widen potentially at will) that he fires from his nose. He depends on a rechargable battery to both move and cast, so, unlike the Daleks, he must conserve his energy. Odd as it may seem for a robot, K-9 is quite cheeky. What at first appears to be a simple helpful response to a problem that just happened to make whomever look foolish and somewhat stupid may, in fact, be K-9's way of poking fun at people for their sometimes inexplicably incompetent behavior. When informed that he is a good dog, he merely wags his metal tail and responds: "Affirmative." Also does this when his opponents tell him he is a bad dog. OOC: K-9 is my favorite robot dog ever. :D |
| rampant05-29-07, 09:57 PM | OOC: I'm still a silverbolt fan. ------------------------------------ Michael - Drop that empty and help us out we got a triceratops on the line! Doog - oh a trash can! *steps on the bottom of the Dalek cone body* Dalek - HEY-STOP! *dome head swings open* Doog - *toss, heads off* Dalek - *headswings back into place over empty beer bottle* ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 13 - how are the newbies faring guys? Bunny - :D not well at all Silver - Their lack of ability to breed into the redshirt strains costs them any help on my end. |
| urial angel of death05-29-07, 09:58 PM | 56: Caralot despite the new game coming out a dalek tyranid hybrid is just too horrible to contemplate. |
| DungeonJman05-29-07, 10:25 PM | 17: Beginning the revised rules for world conquering. 18: If it is a country, drop a moon on it. Eberron has about 12, you know. Remember to keep Zarantyr intact so the tides don't get messed up. If you cannot be bothered to do such. 19: To conquer the Mournland: Oh heck, we'll have that accomplished in 2 months. 20: To conquer Valenar: Pose as various clans of elves and make "Your Ancestor was so..." jokes until the Valenar are weak enough to hit with an airship's worth of alchemist fire. 21: To conquer Argonesson: As Jarlot said, this is one that is best to hit the moon with. If you can only spare one, use it here. Otherwise: drop rumors that the FF is coming. When the dragons start running like screaming little girls, just move in. 22: Alternatively, use method from classic wizarding meme: Flip the island upside down and blow up the weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!! 23: To conquer the Serens: Telll them of the aforementioned Chamber running like screaming little girls, simple enough. 24: To conquer any of the remaining Five Nations + Darguun: Ok, this is a tough one, not because the people are particularly strong, but because Dah Terra protects them all. Except for Karrnath, to beat them, have the Terminator, aka Frank, go in and kill the leader. They'll then group around him, making for easy absorption. 25: To conquer Aerenal: Pffft. Who needs a moon, just reverse the prestidigitation orbs in the cities and blame the undying council on forsaking the living, because their plans are complete. You either wipe out the elves or the council, and with one gone, the others will die from lack of veneration or strength. 26: To conquer Riedra: Arm the Kalashtaar with weapons and teach them communal philosophies. Make demons appear on the streets when only the Riedrans are in control and provide examples that the Inspired are wasting money on foreign luxuries. Make sure to teach entire population Vietnamese. More to come. |
| Demonfey05-29-07, 10:30 PM | (For Dungeon's list) 26. Don't use parts from the strange cone things the Forgotten Freedom keeps dropping here. 27. Why? Because it came from the Forgotten Freedom! Who knows what it could do! OOC: Greetings, long time lurker, first time poster here. I've got a character I plan to bring by, just haven't gotten the intro complete yet. PS: No, it's not Shiny Lantern, so he can still be driven mad. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-29-07, 10:44 PM | OOC: Welcome, Demonfey. :schemes: Wait a minute... :devil: Almost... :plotting: So close... :angelhide Meh...close enough. And continuing the Take over the World list: 27: To conquer Sarlona...tell them you'll think for them and the populace will throw themselves at your feet 28: To conquer Lhaazar, tear out a random squishy being's heart, have a Cleric prevent it from necrotizing and continue beating, then pretend you have the heart of Dave J'ones, the Daelkyr Halfblood who prowls the oceans with his Aboleth crew |
| DungeonJman05-29-07, 10:47 PM | Nice to see you again Demonfey. Anyway, 31: To conquer Droaam: Just impose order on it. No one's ruled there for a while 32: To conquer the Shadow Marches: Say that you are official inspectors there to "check the gates" and you can essentially just wander in and plant bombs throughout every village if need be. Of course, don't detonate them unless they won't surrender. 33: To conquer the Demon Wastes: Go over to the rajahs and make a comment that forces them to lose their influence over their followers. Watch as Chuck Norris beats them up or their followers revolt. 34: To conquer the Talenta Plains: Well, this one's under top secret clearance seeing as this is the first one to be enacted and it has to be done perfectly. Or at least close enough. 35: To conquer Xe'ndrik: Make deals with the natives on peaceful coexistance long enough to kill the beasts. Then backstab them and send em to reservations before assimilating them. Repeat with every species on continents. Giants can't be last or first |
| Demonfey05-29-07, 10:58 PM | Good to see you again, Dungeon. @Kaizer: Thanks. I hope that my character will be sufficiently sane to make driving him mad fun for everyone. On with the list! 36. To conquer the Forgotten Freedom: don't try. Just give up, go home, curl up into a fetal position, and cry if you consider trying. Seriously. |
| DungeonJman05-29-07, 11:05 PM | Uh, this is the NLOB (New Lord of Blades) list of how to conquer Eberron, Warforged can't cry. 37: To conquer Khyber, set enough explosives for Eberron to collapse into it. Only works if you're on the moon though, but it does make it easier to conquer the world in one swoop. And think of the XP! |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-29-07, 11:11 PM | Warforged can't cry.OOC: This is the Forgotten Freedom-verse. Stranger things have happened. Teiza: Yo. Case in point. :D |
| Demonfey05-29-07, 11:13 PM | Well, yes, but if anything could make a warforged able to cry and want to, it'd be the FF. Momo could make them tear ducts and Scias could put them there. |
| DungeonJman05-29-07, 11:27 PM | Yeah, but who would want to waste their time giving a warforged army the ability to cry, it'd be a waste of mechanical talent that could be used for building things beneficial to Eberron, or screaming metal death traps. |
| Charles Phipps05-29-07, 11:37 PM | 56. Silver is forbidden from making Human-Daleks. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/07/Humandalek.jpg 57. Especially by getting Benny the Dalek drunk with the Widow Ishmael Junior. 58. Issued Pi...err Lightish Red Armor is a sign of great Dalek skill. 59. Don't ask, Don't tell. 60. Daleks can shoot better than stormtroopers. 61. At least at 5 feet distance. 62. Daleks do not have their microphones turned into beat boxes. 63. Don't make fun of Dalek speech. 64. DO NOT! D----O NOT! IT IS FOR-BIDDEN! 65. Ok, you can make fun of those speech patterns all you want. 66. It is wrong to go Dalek tipping. 67. Daleks are forbidden to bet on the Doctor vs. Jarlot for most danger bets. 68. Dalek karoke is forbidden except on Ladies Night. 69. Buffy the Dalek Slayer is not an excuse for tentacles. 70. Terraism is not to be supported for the fact its the religion of death and lesbianism. 71. At least not entirely. 72. Aerith, don't hug the Daleks. They just go insane. 73. K-9 don't taunt the Daleks. 74. Lilly, don't take the Daleks out on your dates with Elina. 75. They are not chauffers! 76. Daleks are not Modrones! 77. Despite having one eye and being mostly mechanical. 78. Planescape makes Dalek head hurt! 79. The Daleks would not destroy five million warforged with four daleks. 80. They would do it with ONE DALEK! 81. Though he'd be very tired afterwards. 82. And need a smoke. 83. This is not war, THIS IS PEST CONTROL! 84. Martha is not more tentacle worthy than Rose. 85. Lilly likes Martha more. 86. She looks less like his sister. 87. And that makes his previous relationshop all the creepier. 88. Daleks are not all Republican. 89. No, the Daleks don't know why they don't use contractions. 90. Yes, Mister Saxon is the Master. The Daleks are sure of it. 91. Sarah Jane Smith was quite tentacle worthy in the past. 92. The Lord of Blades will not be cool unless he adds a plunger to himself. 93. Stop filming Motoko. 94. She might actually start charging for it. 95. The box is just carboard that's blue! STOP BEING SO SCARED OF IT! 96. When the ship's navigator says we've got an "Oncoming storm" he's speaking Meteorologically. 97. Daleks are not powered by oil, the blood of foreigners, and corrupt Dragonmark House money bribes. 98. That's King Steve. 99. Daleknomics does not run King Steve's guild system. 100. Daleks are to stop making Red Shirts into pig people. 101. Caralot has much better mutations now! *All Redshirts are slowly turning into Catgirls* |
| Demonfey05-29-07, 11:38 PM | Look in my sig for one answer. Another is anyone crazy/stupid enough to try and take the Forgotten Freedom over might. Or King Steve and anyone he commands. I can make a list. |
| Charles Phipps05-29-07, 11:44 PM | Lilly: Hey Terra, I want to talk with you. Benny: YOU WOULD MAKE A GOOD DALEK! Lilly: Oh shucks, that's just the number of people I've killed. It's not THAT many. Benny: IT IS IMP-RESSIVE! ALL HAIL THE GREAT EXTERMINATOR! Daleks: HEIL! HEIL! HEIL! Lilly: Okay, now that's just creepy. Terra: Yes? Lilly: I was curious if you could explain to me about love and how to know whether I'm in love with Elina or not. Terra: Oh hell. |
| rampant05-30-07, 12:00 AM | Teiza - Please let me kill him Sensei! It would get me out of giving Tirmek birthday presents for the rest of my life. |
| Charles Phipps05-30-07, 12:17 AM | Lilly Clone: EXTERMINATE! Tirmek: NO! Lilly Clone 2: EXTERMINATE! Tirmek: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Lilly Clone 3: EXTERMINATE! *** Tirmek wakes up in a cold sweat Tirmek: Whew. It was only a dream. *Lilly shaped Dalek shadows march alongside his bedroom window in formation* |
| DungeonJman05-30-07, 12:51 AM | NLOB: Dang it, we're losing out to the Daleks again, do you all know what this means? Warforged: No sir. NLOB: We must prove that we are better then cybermen and show off our latest weapons! http://youtube.com/watch?v=VyzVtTiax80 http://youtube.com/watch?v=e26Gnc3E0yg http://youtube.com/watch?v=2BRdNR8gfjQ OODungeonJ: Uh, Ketler... have you been spying on Earth weapon systems again? Ketler: But they're autonomous! Imagine, technology that will kill like a golem without resorting to magic. You could craft more of them and it would still be cheaper than creating constructs of an equivalent power rating! |
| Demonfey05-30-07, 01:05 AM | Since it's done, meet the first redshirt intern, Zielimnos Iltinger, current student at Sigil Prep and resident pirate. Jarlot's quarters, job application area. Jarlot: ...are you seriously applying for redshirt? Most people go for at least scum. And what the hell is this about intern? Young raptoran: Sigil Prep freshman, meaning I need to go back in a few months, if I survive being here that long. Internships over breaks are generally temporary. As for being a redshirt, can't be much different than what I do normally. Jarlot: Which was... Young raptoran: Act as meatshield for more important/stronger people and occasionally die horribly working for others (OOC: current death count: 3). Generally go by my last name if by anything, meaning a certain amount of namelessness. Jarlot: Yeah, sounds about right for a redshirt. But why would you even do it? You don't seem like the norm... Iltinger: Everyone calls me Iltinger, or Ilt. As for why, its a test of survival and fame. Jarlot shrugs, and tosses the application over his shoulder. Jarlot: Got your bribe ready? Ilt hands him a bag. Ilt: One bag of holding full of good rum, as requested. Payments will be done weekly. Jarlot smiles widely as he takes out numerous kegs, and then proceeds to begin drinking like...well, Jarlot given lots of rum. Iltinger takes the bag back as the captain's distracted, and proceeds to run, because it's probably safer then standing still on this ship. Unless you run into someone, like Chalky. Chalky: Mmm, fried bird wings. Ilt: ...:censored: :doh: Then he teleports up a level (thank you, blink shirt). Zielimnos Iltinger: raptoran ranger 2/totemist 5 Ilt goes to Sigil Prep, and is currently one of the weakest freshmen PCs there. He is from a different Eberron, one where everything is standard for Eberron, specifically their Droaam. He has a slightly below average wisdom (8), and slightly above intelligence and charisma (13), which when combined with those around him, has brought him to believe he is only to be a disposable (if normally returning) minion, since everyone he commonly works with seems to be much smarter/wiser/more charismatic than him and his current death ratio. So he's come here to put it to the test: if he can survive here, he will know he isn't as disposable as he thinks. If he can't, then he will know he's only a minion, nothing else. Well, that, and the fact that if he can survive long enough to return to Sigil Prep, he will have made a name for himself and gathered some amount of fame as the only freshman crazy enough to try something like this. Yes, even crazier than Craven, who probably got a few "sessions" with Kanatash since he was sucked into Xoriat for a time. Current goals: survive, bring back paint mines. @Dungeon: cool videos, Dungeon. Got any more like the first one? |
| DungeonJman05-30-07, 01:29 AM | Nah, not really, i just found those on youtube. Although i think i just set the LoB's conquering time of Mournland down to 2 weeks, with the missles and all. OODungeonJ: Hmmm *ping* Oh crud, they got another one. *vanishes and appears in Arkantos like fashion in front of the new redshirt* Hi and welcome to the FF, crazy stuff like what you just saw is commonplace on this ship, although i am sane enough that i can't adequately do anything as crazy as the denizens as this ship. Evil DungeonJ: Or nothing crazy at all. OODungeonJ: Shut up, you. Ilt: Huh? OODungeonJ: Evil Inclination, don't mind him. Anyway, this is the basic speech of prepare for living heck here, considering that even Chalky is pretty tame compared to some of the worse stuff on this ship. Just prepare for your mind to be snapped and to be tortured in unimaginable ways several times, since the crew believes in "fates worse than death". Standard speech is done, bye. *vanishes* *Daleks are then seen chasing a different redshirt who broke a rule* Dalek: EX-TER-MIN-ATE! *from nowhere* Oh, and how is Sigil Prep? Interesting school, the last time i saw it. |
| Demonfey05-30-07, 02:10 AM | Sigil Prep's fun, though nearing the end of the first year. It's easy to do your own thing, and play a character as you like. It's also good preparation with this, considering some of the teachers and students. First place I ever saw a red dragon wyrmling paladin with a Quixotic personality (Iltinger's first room mate), or a muffin golem. |
| rampant05-30-07, 02:14 AM | Pholly - Finally someone on the totem pole lower than us! Bobb - indeed The other immortal guy with the custom 6th level of Survivor - Yippee! Ilt - Oh dear. Pholly - Bring those chemicals with you and your first job will be to helpclean my lab. Bobb - Then he can clean the toilets. |
| Demonfey05-30-07, 02:33 AM | The other thing about Ilt: In addition to being the child of a pirate, he's also quite the thief.:D Ilt: Sure...:plotting: As he's cleaning Pholly's lab, numerous items disappear, including a large amount of high strength acid and a small part of an ooze. The next person to go into the bathroom finds it spotless. The dire toilet still seems stunned by being defeated. Ilt: Tamer than the one in Bad Max's pet shop. |
| DungeonJman05-30-07, 02:35 AM | Random warforged: No one expects the warforged in the unexpected Thrannish Inquisition OODungeonJ: The Thrannish Inquisition isn't here idiot! Random Warforged: But it's my only line! *Evil DungeonJ steps out of head and pushes the warforged off the side of the ship* Evil DungeonJ: There, now he doesn't have to worry about a line. OODungeonJ: You're not getting away again! Evil DungeonJ: Oh yeah, what could you do to... *sees the Arcane Seal of the Mind has already been drawn around him* NOT AGAIN!!! OODungeonJ: Woohoo! Now time to get out that old cannon. I'MA CHARGIN MAH LASER!!!! |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-30-07, 03:46 AM | The other thing about Ilt: In addition to being the child of a pirate, he's also quite the thief.:D Scias: Th-th-th-th-th........... :mad: *pulls out the sign and pen again* *squiggle* Thief shmief. Stealing things that actually exist is boring. *realizes he now sees in a mix of code and infrared* Scias: :mad: *squiggle* I'm not the freaking Tin Dog! *more squiggle* Why can't I ever steal USEFUL things when I'm not looking?! LIKE THE ABILITY TO TALK CORRECTLY! ----- 13: :rolleyes: And here comes the broken record. Because your pain amuses us. Bunny: Chicken. 13: What brings you to that conclusion? Bunny: You're not going anywhere near him since he might accidentally steal your non-existence. You'd therefore be quite vulnerable to all those people you've been screwing over for so long. 13: :shifty: Buuuuck buck buck buck... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-30-07, 08:22 AM | 13: :shifty: Buuuuck buck buck buck... 13: And don't get me started on the finer points of non-existance existing. OOcat: NO, PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT! |
| rampant05-30-07, 11:22 AM | Satnak, Teiza, Corre, and Dorvos are playing football (gently) in a lush green feild while Serene watches with a content look on her face. In the distance: Rashour - They are quite amazing. Terrek - To this day I'm not precisely sure of the hows and whys behind the living crystal. The physiological process is simple enough, the mystery is where the change occured. Is it a mutation in Serene's reproductive system? or is it the influence of Satnak's side of the family. Rashour - How could her genetics alter a trait she doesn't even have? Terrek - I'm not sure, but its not so far fetched as I once thought. Look at Tirmek, his shapeshifting rivals that of a doppleganger in some respects, and yet he is only half-blood of a limited shapeshifting species. Xiath posseses fangs, jaws, and a digetive tract a true dragon several times her size would envy. Rashour - And lets not discount Satnak's and Ketty's own abilities. Terrek - Indeed my son, I think there is more to the clans than even they realize. Down in the feild the players have gotten jumbled up in a mass of flailing wings and tails trying to get the ball. Which from their angle Terrek and Rashour can see is no longer anywhere near the contested zone. Serene is using it as a makeshift seat while the others scrabble madly in the dirt trying to find it. Serene - :angelhide: |
| Demonfey05-30-07, 12:17 PM | Scias: Th-th-th-th-th........... *pulls out the sign and pen again* *squiggle* Thief shmief. Stealing things that actually exist is boring. Addendum: by the standards of your average person. He stole enough to pay his way through all five years of school. Ilt shrugs. Ilt: Gotta start somewhere. Now give me back my blink shirt, I need that for evading more malicious crew. *squiggle* Scias: What's it- He then disappears. Ilt: ...Crap. |
| DungeonJman05-30-07, 05:56 PM | Addendum: by the standards of your average person. He stole enough to pay his way through all five years of school. Ilt shrugs. Ilt: Gotta start somewhere. Now give me back my blink shirt, I need that for evading more malicious crew. *squiggle* Scias: What's it- He then disappears. Ilt: ...Crap. And so it begins... Release the hounds! *a bunch of Daleks with imitation dog ears come running after Ilt* EX-TER-MIN-ATE |
| rampant05-30-07, 06:11 PM | OOC: I nominate DungeonJ for a :looloo: for the above mental image. ------------------- Bunny - (sitting on a horse holding a rifle and wearing a safari hat) What Ho good chaps? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-30-07, 06:47 PM | Bunny - (sitting on a horse…… Bunny: Hi-yo Binkey, away! |
| Demonfey05-30-07, 06:58 PM | Upon the arrival of the daleks, Ilt runs at full speed for Pholly's lab. Once he gets there, after many dodges, near misses, and ducking behind other, unnamed redshirts, he grabs Pholly and holds him up. Ilt: Nobody move! I've got a Pholly and a room full of liquids, and I'm...what's that dripping noise? He looks up, to see a a leak right above him, with a drop of water heading for Pholly's head. Ilt: Oh bug- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! After the explosion, Ilt's heavily burned and covered in soot, with a clear spot where Pholly was (who, as is the norm, only lost his eyebrows). With a cartoon style cloud coming out of his mouth, he coughs out Ilt: ow. Bunny: He was mine, 13! 13: Gotta let the rest of us have some fun with him first. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-30-07, 07:59 PM | OOC: I nominate DungeonJ for a :looloo: for the above mental image.OOC: Seconded. :D And I'll get to Terra's conversation with Lilly after dinner. |
| Charles Phipps05-30-07, 08:55 PM | Terra: Lilly, ummm... Lilly: I love Elina to death and want to show her it but I occasionally get distracted by other girls. Terra: Lilly. That makes me want to hit you. Lilly: I don't think so. That's sort of me and Elina's special thing, Auntie. Terra: Ewwww. Lilly: In any case, it occurs to me that I want to be her best friend and be with her forever. Terra: Okay. Lilly: But I have to say that I'm a bit sick of the utter blinding contempt. Terra: What? Lilly: Terra, you may have missed this in your whole standing around and brooding thing you've been doing for the past year but Tirmek has been trying to kill me for the past year. Terra: That's hard to miss. Lilly: Yes, well Tirmek is an ubber. The damned Rakashasa Prince I've had to keep fooled with illusions, playing stupid, and invulnerability spells ever since he decided to end my life. Terra: Playing stupid? Lilly: Hardy har har har. I admit, I'm emotional and let my code govern me at times but I can solve complex differential equations and speak eight languages Terra. It's embarrassing that Elina believes it but what really bugs me is the fact she keeps trying to treat what I feel for her as an obligation than something she enjoys! Terra: Lilly... Lilly: Seriously, do you know what its like to just have someone you love stand there like a stoic statue while you worship her from afar? To have to wait patiently through all of her tiffs and tussles while getting compared to whatever ideal she's holding in her head. What sort of person does that? Terra: Errrr.... Motoko: *whistles* Lilly: I love her and she loves me but damnit, I wish she'd give some sign that she actually LIKES me. Ketler: It's the Xander/Corellia thing! Lilly: Why are you under Terra's bed? Ketler: Errr.... *Dalek drags Ketler out* Lilly: Nevermind, I see you have your own problems. *Lilly stomps out* Terra: Motoko, listen, I know I've been somewhat unfair to you. Motoko: It's okay Terra, I'm a Knight of Terra. I understand your emotions better than most. Terra: You're a what now? Motoko: I'm one of your Holy Knights. Terra: You belong to that stupid religion? Motoko: Terra, it's not a stupid religion. Like Lilly, I admit that I initially put you on a pedestal. You were a woman whom revenged herself on all the evils and horrors that you had been put through in life. There's a lot of horrible abuse afflicted on children and women throughout the world that many took comfort from your rather permanent way of dealing with it.... Terra: Errr... Motoko: Maybe you didn't go about setting out to start a religion but you've inspired a lot of people. Myself included. Now that I've got to know you, I understand who you are. Warts and all. Terra: I do not have warts! Motoko: Figuratively. Terra: I see. Motoko: I suppose that stories have a power of their own. People need people to look up to. They need heroes. So I prayed and drew on the power that you embodied. You may not realize it but you're a conduit now that you're a goddess. A conduit for revenge for all the abuse and horrors that have been endured by many. Terra: I don't know how I feel about that.... Motoko: It's up to you to help start the healing to. Because whether you'll ever care for me like I care for you or not, love is unconditional. Terra: I should talk to Lilly again. |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-30-07, 11:23 PM | OOC: Well...that was a bit of a different direction than I had in mind, but does give me more to work with. I do think you give Terra less credit than she deserves in recognizing her position, though. IC: Terra: (i.h.h.: You'd think godhood would make things easier, but it doesn't. Stupid omnipotent typecasting.) Lilly...I can't do anything about Tirmek that I haven't already. Something about you rubs him the wrong way, and you can't say the feeling isn't mutual. Lilly: Arrogant bastard. Terra: Arrogant, yes. It's his biggest flaw. But he's not evil and he makes Sarah happy. Lilly: In spite of the constant attempts on my life. Terra: Which you reciprocate. Why do you think Elina loves you, but won't show that she LIKES you? She's stuck in the middle of a very bad situation. Tirmek's her friend and her sister's boy/girlfriend. You can't expect her to choose between you and her own sibling, so she's forced to walk a fine line. Lilly: She doesn't seem to mind Tirmek's assaults... Terra: Let me show you something. Entering Elina and Sarah's room, Terra presses a wall panel. The wall opens up to show a rather large space filled with things obviously designed to harm a certain Paladin. Right down to the Iron Maiden shaped to Lilly's exact bodily dimensions. Lilly: *whistles* Terra: Momo hasn't gotten around to dismantling all this yet. Elina confiscates more death traps and Lilly-bane weapons from Tirmek than you realize. She hates that you two fight all the time, so she tries to head it off at the pass. Since she can't seem to stop it, she's trying to temper it. And then you go and do things like make a Bolt of Tirmek Slaying. Lilly: I... Terra: Like it or not, you play as much a part in her continued distance from you as anyone else. So long as you and Tirmek continue this feud, things will not be able to get better between you and Elina. Lilly: If you expect me to start paling it up with Kitty-boy any time soon, I'm gonna have to disappoint you. Terra: All I ask is that you be civil. You want to upset him? Be the bigger man and stop fueling the cycle of violence. Lilly: He won't stop. Terra: You're a Paladin. Start acting like one! Lilly: You yell at me when I do that. Terra: Act like one that upholds the tenants of good and decency OUTSIDE of fighting evil. Dol Arrah is easily distracted- Dol Arrah: :w00t: Bubblewrap! Terra: :rolleyes: -so your continued lack of greyscale outfits is not a good indicator of your successful upholding of the Paladin's code. Preempting his attempts to assist your jumping off this mortal coil does nothing but breed more hate. Lilly: Common, please. Terra: You attacking Tirmek gives him no reason to stop attacking you. Feel free to defend yourself, but a properly role-played Paladin is not simply a tool for violence. Lilly: So if I take your advice, I get more role-playing EXP? Terra: Er...that's not what I- Lilly: YES! Wisdom score above that of a bumble bee here I come! *hugs Terra* Terra: *anime sweatdrop* Well...if it helps, then ok... I guess... Anyway, you also asked me how to tell if what you feel is really love or not. Lilly: That's ok. I think I've got it figured out. Terra: I just have one bit of advice. It's easy to confuse Love with Lust. Lilly: Not really. I just had to Fireball her several dozen times and she wasn't a problem anymore. ----- Lust (http://www.yale.edu/anime/imgarchive/Full%20Metal%20Alchemist/lust2.jpg): I shall have my revenge, my little human sacrifice! ----- Lilly: And just because her name is Lust doesn't mean she's good in the...nevermind. Terra: *puts away her comedy hammer* Good choice. Just keep in mind that Lust is an emotion of the moment, like what I felt towards Zell- Lilly: *covers his ears* LA LA LA LA!!! Terra: :rolleyes: Fine. It's what I've felt towards many women in my life. But Love is one that makes you do crazy things for the object of your affection for no other reason than you want to. I figured Lisa was the same way as all the others, but once I got to know her I wanted more. You know the result. Lilly: And Motoko? Terra: I...don't know yet. She's in love with me, that much is clear. I think I might feel that way as well. I have no idea if I can feel for her in a way like I did Lisa, but I'm going to stick with her till I figure it out. She deserves no less. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-30-07, 11:53 PM | Terra: ……But Love is one that makes you do crazy things for the object of your affection for no other reason than you want to.… Silver: No other reason? ;) Bunny: So which are you, Love or Lust? Silver: In my book, they're ain't no diff. :D |
| rampant05-30-07, 11:58 PM | Tirmek - Did anyone else just feel a chill up their spine? Sarah - No why? ------------------------------------------------------------------ Lily - My spine feels weird. Terra - ... |
| Charles Phipps05-31-07, 12:04 AM | OOC: Awesome post there Kaizer_Ryu. I also think Terra knows exactly what her position in as a god is, but she wanted to know what Motoko wanted more than she wanted to actually be told what the importance of being a goddess was. But yes, awesome Lilly characterization. Meanwhile, Elina decides to FIND OUT WHY LILLY IS SO SCREWED UP! IC: Plane of Order Elina: Ummm.....Dol Arrah. Tirmek: This isn't going to work. Elina: You just want to convince her to make Lilly no longer immortal! Tirmek: Yes. Elina: Well I want to know what exactly she is going to do about Lilly cheating on me! Tirmek: He's a lowlife Elina and you sho....WHAT THE HELL!? *The Palace of Dol Arrah is revealed to be covered in Lilly dolls and other Full Metal Alchemist merchandise* *A gigantic 50 foot tall Dol Arrah walks in* Dol Arrah: I love anime! It's so awesome! Tirmek: Dol Arrah is a giant Elina... Elina: This is starting to really freak me out. Tirmek: Starting to? Dol arrah: Now to go write some Lilly/Veronica Mars fanfic! *** Elsewhere Lilly: *twitch* Must sleep with Nancy Drew live action television star...*drools* |
| Demonfey05-31-07, 12:07 AM | OOC: You mean Full Metal Alchemist. Full Metal Panic has mechs and no background with Lilly. Though FMP: Fumoffu (aka: the comedy version) would fit in pretty well here... |
| Charles Phipps05-31-07, 12:10 AM | Dol Arrah: Mmmmmm Tessa/Lilly fanfic. Elina: Stop that! Dol Arrah: But I just got finished with my Kagome/Tirmek fanfic! Tirmek: Thankfully, I have a different god entirely! *** The nine Hells Ravana: Has Tirmek destroyed all reality yet and ruled the ashes? Eriynes: No. Ravana: Wake me up when he does. *** Elina: Listen, you just can't play with your paladins free will like... Dol Arrah: Sweet! A Tail! *starts chasing her own tail* Elina: That explains some of Lilly's like of Sarah too. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-31-07, 12:16 AM | Dol Arrah: Mmmmmm Tessa/Lilly fanfic. Elina: Stop that! Dol Arrah: But I just got finished with my Kagome/Tirmek fanfic! Silver: Mmmm fanfic. At least, in this universe that's all it is………;) |
| Kaizer_Ryu05-31-07, 12:21 AM | Though FMP: Fumoffu (aka: the comedy version) would fit in pretty well here... OOC: As would Chidori. http://www.full-metal-panic.com/images/roster/chidori/chidori01.gif *profuse drooling* *smacks self to remember the not-yet-of-legal-age thing* *wonders why we even bother here anymore* *remembers she's not real* *smacks self again for that blasphemous thought* Sarah: :bored: It's the blue hair, isn't it? OOKazier: :shifty: Maaaaaaaaaybe... OOC: Glad you liked it, Charles. I wasn't entirely sure I'd gotten Lilly right, and I had to redo the scene like six times, so I'm happy it worked. The Bubblewrap thing just popped in my head, so I had to do it. :D |
| rampant05-31-07, 01:00 AM | Tirmek - So if you could lift the immortality on Lily, so I can end him, I'd be - :bigeyes: Elina - That's right kitty, see the ball of yarn. Tirmek is now savagely mauling a ball of yarn. Elina - So about my problem, could we please work on Lily's wandering eye? Dol Arrah - Bubble wrap! |
| Charles Phipps05-31-07, 01:23 AM | Hours later Elina:.....and that's it in simpliest terms. Dol Arrah: So, what you're telling me is that you want me to seduce Lilly? Elina: NO! Dol Arrah: Wolf Girl make funny noises! SO KYOTE! *Attack Snuggle* Elina: AH! *** Forgotten Freedom Sarah: So how long do I have to be Kagome? Lilly: Forever. Just be glad that she's a Sosuke/Tessa shipper. Sarah: Mmmmm Kagome/Tessa. Lilly: :nose bleed: *** Hours later *Tirmek is still playing with yarn* Tirmek: So did you get what you want? Elina: I have an intense urge to vent my frustration by killing huge numbers of evil things. Tirmek: Uhhhhh..... Elina: Bubble wrap! *** Forgotten Freedom Lilly: Now they have a better appreciation for what I have to go through every time I pray for my spells. *opens up Anime girl magazine centerfold in Maximus* http://kurogane.animeblogger.net/wp-content/fmptsr.jpg |
| DungeonJman05-31-07, 07:49 AM | Just hope they don't go too far outside of Dol Arrah's to find some sanity. I think my Lawful side has a palace or city or empire or something there. Man, i'm glad i don't have to deal with this religious craziness. *angel appears* Necessary religious document signing, since no one else in this world follows your respective religion, you've got to handle all disputes, religious schisms, questions about it, for this world, which is symbolized by signing these respective papers. Sign here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, etc. *is buried under mountain of paper* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-31-07, 09:48 AM | Lilly: Now they have a better appreciation for what I have to go through every time I pray for my spells. *opens up Anime girl magazine centerfold in Maximus* http://kurogane.animeblogger.net/wp-content/fmptsr.jpg Silver: :emp: Yesssss, my young thrall. Give in to your lust. Jump upon Elina with all your teenage hormones and your journey toward fatherhood will be complete. Ivy: No, brother! Don't do it! I gave in, and now I am paying the price. Hyrd and Dandelion: *lighting glare* |
| urial angel of death05-31-07, 12:56 PM | Kerrith is standing in a plane of white nothingness. He is talking to something that appears to be the outline of a child. Kerrith: Come on. Child: I can't change emotions. Free-will remember. Kerrith: Please. Child: This isn't Forgotten Realms. Gods don't manifest every other day here. Kerrith: :weep: Child: I feel your pain. Now pay the price for the gate. Kerrith: What?! Child: You got no Stone, so I gotta take something else. *sound of limb ripping and Kerrith screaming* |
| rampant05-31-07, 01:28 PM | Momo - Great another ijit with warforged grafts. |
| DungeonJman05-31-07, 03:24 PM | Dang it, why don't you have a counter-balance! Oh wait... maybe i should go find that Anti-dimension and find the Anti-Silver. Nah, can't waste time. *takes out lightsaber* None shall pass! Well, it was either this or letting the Law Incarnation do things his way, and you don't want that. *Law DungeonJ is shown in a really big cube building on Daanvi and a person is shown strapped into a chair* Law DungeonJ: You shall obey the fundamental laws of corresponding age to behavior, or need I show you the slides of proper behavior at each age again. Daelkyr Worshipper: NOOOOO! Not again, it's too organized to bear! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-31-07, 04:44 PM | Dang it, why don't you have a counter-balance! Oh wait... maybe i should go find that Anti-dimension and find the Anti-Silver. Nah, can't waste time. Bunny: Um………………I'm the anti-Silver. Yeah, that's me, death. The ender of things. Natural selection: you don't survive, you don't get :w00t: :cloud9:. |
| Paulon05-31-07, 05:25 PM | Dang it, why don't you have a counter-balance! Oh wait... maybe i should go find that Anti-dimension and find the Anti-Silver. Nah, can't waste time. Leaving aside Bunny's accurate statement about opposites, a hypothetical 'Anti-Silver' as you seem to visualise it would have prevented life there from ever having reproduced past the first generation, and thus left it's entire Anti-dimension empty. *on the same subject wonders how long a saltpetre elemental would last around the FF* |
| rampant05-31-07, 05:30 PM | Until it met Pholly. |
| DungeonJman05-31-07, 06:22 PM | Actually, the Anti-Silver would've been one that still is in charge of, well, you know, but instead waits for it in a planned, responsible manner, and makes sure both sides full well know the consequences before engaging in anything. Ok, now that that's done: *Evil DungeonJ is playing a harmonica inside of the seal* Evil DungeonJ: No, not evil enough... *takes out guitar and starts playing death metal* |
| Demonfey05-31-07, 06:27 PM | Not really, Dungeon. Silver's even responsible for those (technically). She is the goddess of all :pile: , birth, and in general, creation of new life. Ilt: Not evil, just sounds like it is. Did you consider singing in darkspeech? |
| urial angel of death05-31-07, 06:28 PM | OOC: You are thinking of an almost anti-silver. A true anti-silver would be just as fanatical about not reproducing as Silver is. If you go too far toward either end of the spectrum on anything you get the same result; something stupid. The almost anti-silver would be on the other end, but not as far as Silver is on her's, and thus able think rationally. |
| DungeonJman05-31-07, 06:45 PM | The point was to tick off Silver, not create an anti-thesis. Evil DungeonJ: *sigh* What do they teach you at Sigil? While being more evil in the immediate run, you're more likely to drive the person insane, turn them evil, or make them form a protest group, so you can't accomplish long term evil. Here, you get protest, but since you're not doing anything officially wrong, you can keep it up, and you get mindless fans who can do most of the dirty work for you! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-31-07, 06:53 PM | OOC: A lot's already been said, but we'll give it a try: Actually, the Anti-Silver would've been one that still is in charge of, well, you know, but instead waits for it in a planned, responsible manner, and makes sure both sides full well know the consequences before engaging in anything. Silver: You don't know nature very well, do you? ;) (OOC: Seriosly, humans are the only species on our planet that do that.) The point was to tick off Silver, not create an anti-thesis. 13: :rofl: You thought that would tick her off? No, no, no. To tick off Silver you have to get your hands dirty. OOcat: You want 'a get us, yous got to sink to our level. |
| urial angel of death05-31-07, 06:54 PM | (OOC: Seriosly, humans are the only species on our planet that do that.) OOC: Humans are also the only creatures to form two-sided opinions. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw05-31-07, 06:59 PM | OOC: Humans are also the only creatures to form two-sided opinions. OOC: Your point? |
| Demonfey05-31-07, 07:04 PM | Evil DungeonJ: *sigh* What do they teach you at Sigil? While being more evil in the immediate run, you're more likely to drive the person insane, turn them evil, or make them form a protest group, so you can't accomplish long term evil. Here, you get protest, but since you're not doing anything officially wrong, you can keep it up, and you get mindless fans who can do most of the dirty work for you! Ilt: I'm neutral with good tendencies. I didn't really pay attention in evil philosophy. Over the loudspeaker: Newbie, clean up needed in the bathroom again. Xiath missed and something she ate disagreed with her. Ilt: :( |
| rampant05-31-07, 07:04 PM | OORampant - we got cabin Fever! OOKaizer - Will someone please shut him up? Kithle - *divine might*greater Magic weapon*Beats OORampant with a wiffle bat* |
| DungeonJman05-31-07, 07:13 PM | Alright, it's done charging! RE-EXPLANATION OF THE LASER: *takes out pointer and graduate cap and glasses* This weapon uses the natural evil aura being generated by a person as a weapon, combined with spell like abilities that may have. This is then converted into holy energy and eldritch energy remains as is. As a warlock being the embodyment of a person's evil, that makes the evil side of me the perfect power source for this weapon, not to mention annyoing for him, since the energy being fired is holy, and since it sucks the eldritch energy out of him to power it. Best part of all is that he can't escape since the Ying-Yang yo-yo's disappeared and nothing else can break the seal, except maybe a Chosen of *insert Eberronian deity here* and that's never been tested. And now a meaningless test fire, just to annoy him! Evil DungeonJ: Oh no...AAAARGH! *massive beam of white light is fired at Frostfell* What the? This thing doesn't have heat energy, how did it melt that glacier? Oh well, expect floodings in the Demon Wastes and a gradual increase in temperature over the next few years. |
| Demonfey05-31-07, 07:30 PM | Wait a second, is this a focused energy source (ie: only one person can power it), or does it act like the weirsan generators and take in any surrounding energy? |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-01-07, 12:04 AM | Elina: Lilly, I think we need to talk. Lilly: *anime sweatdrop* Sarah: Uh-oh... Tirmek: Finally. Elina: :rolleyes: We haven't even started dating yet, so I can't break up with him. Tirmek: :censored: *after dragging Lilly away* Lilly: Uh...yes? Elina: We obviously have something here, but I need to know where we stand. Lilly: Er... Elina: *continues to look at him* Lilly: Uh... Elina: *still looking* Lilly: Um...can this be multiple choice instead of short answer? Elina: *sigh* Ok, how about an easier one. What do you plan on doing with your life? Lilly: Well, pretty much what I'm doing now. Elina: Killing things for EXP, flirting, and being subject to Dol Arrah's fanfic whims? ----- Dol Arrah: Oooooooo....Sasuke, Tessa, AND Kagome. ----- Lilly: *nose bleeds* Elina: No. Lilly: But I haven't even- Elina: Just no. Our family tree is already in major danger of removing all forks. Lilly: Hey! This isn't the time to bring up my Spoo- *thinks for a minute* Terra <-half-sibling to-> Rose Terra <-slept with-> Zella Rose <-slept with-> Zella Lisa <-half-sister of-> Samantha Lisa <-married to-> Terra Samantha <-married to-> Rose Terra -mother of-> Elina Lisa -mother of-> Elina Rose -father of-> Lilly Zella -mother of-> Lilly Samantha -step-mother of-> Lilly *CHINK* Lilly: Ow... I tried to comprehend exactly how screwed up this family is, but it may have caused Intelligence drain. Daleks: *GLORF* Lilly: :mad: And forced a fortitude save on the cloned tentacle monsters of pure hate. Elina: And your answer? Lilly: Oh, right. Pretty much, yeah. Elina: :bored: Lilly: But mainly flirting with you. *weak "I'm probably in trouble" smile* Elina: *groan* Ok, that brings up another thing I've been meaning to ask. Why do you have such problems with monogamy? I'm here, I'm obviously very attractive to you, yet you can't seem to help wandering. Lilly: I dunno. This kind of setup worked for my parents. Elina opens her mouth to respond, shuts it again, then repeats the process several times before just shrugging, shaking her head, and wondering if she'd be ok doing the same thing. ----- Kerrith: :confused: The crushing futility that embodies my entire exisence seems to have lessened somewhat. Or maybe it's just finally getting the smell of wet dog out of my robes. Nalfein: Oy. I put too much oomph into torching that last Redshirt and got charred guts blown up all over the place. Get in here and clean it up. Kerrith: Oh, nevermind. It's back again. |
| rampant06-01-07, 02:14 AM | Squirrel Mail rodent - Rurip squeak rip! (delivery for spoony paladin) Lily - Huh? *opens letter* WHAM! Lily - owww Telegram - *in tirmek's voice* YOU SPOONY IDIOT! Lily - You're doing this by mail now? Telegram - Shut up and think! I know you're intelligent enough to do that much, even if you still need help with tying your shoes. Lily - DOUBLE KNOTS ARE HARD! Telegram - Elina is interested, but you have yet to prove yourself dependable. Your wandering eye disqualifies you as an acceptable mate. For a little perspective, In rakshasa society if you behaved with such disloyalty to a female they'd string you up by your guts, use you in horrible rituals, and then after a few years of hanging by your pancreas, they might let you die. Trust me, mum's side of the family would toss you to Kanatash. If I find out you have cheated on Elina at any point while you are an official couple, I will end you, permanently, without fail. That said I hope, that she never does decide to make things official with such a worm as you. But she is my friend, and the sister to my girlfriend, I will respect her decisions, and hope that whichever decision she makes, she does not regret it. If she does, I'm taking it out your hide Spoony. |
| Charles Phipps06-01-07, 11:19 AM | Lilly: Tirmek? Tirmek: Yes, you cheating scum? Lilly: In elvish society, there's no such thing as adultery because love is very different from sex. Sex is like basketball, its not the important thing that humans tend to treat it like. It's the principle I was raised on. Tirmek: Yes, but this ISN'T elvish society. Lilly: No. It isn't. I didn't even know it was a problem until she brought it up with my attention. However, one more thing... Tirmek: What's that? Lilly: The reason I keep trying to kill you is because you are a contemptible waste of a person. You have all the chance in the world to escape your Rakashasa heritage and make a better life for yourself along with Sarah but the moment things go your way then you fall back on it to justify why something needs you to abuse your powers. Tirmek: Those with power should use it to make the world a better place for those who don't. Lilly: Yeah, we have a name for that philosophy. Tirmek: What you Spoony idiot? Lilly: They're called PALADINS! The people you deride and spit on at every opportunity! Geez Tirmek, you want me to treat you different than other Rakashasa then ACT LIKE YOU'RE DIFFERENT! THAT LIFE REALLY MATTERS TO YOU! Stop being such a controlling bastarve that tries to make Elina and yes, EVEN SARAH AT TIMES, conform to what you think she should be! Tirmek: I won't take advice from someone I don't respect. Lilly: Whatever Tirmek, I'm resolved now to ignore your little jibes. *Tirmek stabs Lilly in the back* Lilly: Ignoring...Ignoring.... *Lilly has six daggers in his back* Tirmek: Hehehehe. Lilly: This may be more difficult than I expected. |
| urial angel of death06-01-07, 11:39 AM | Kerrith: Wow that last redshirt had enough living material left to replace my arm! Redshirt whos essence was fused to Kerrith's arm through chimera making: My life is pain. Kerrith: It must be my lucky day. 13: Mail-call. Kerrith: *reading the letter outloud* Dear son, Your dog died. P.S. Don't come home until you can justify your existance. Kerrith: :weep: |
| rampant06-01-07, 12:13 PM | OOC: Poor doggie Kerrith - does no one care about my pain, sniffle poor patches. OORampant - Pretty much no, poor patches. -------------------------------------------------- Tirmek - Lily I don't hate paladins, i have nothing but respect for paladins. Except for you, I just hate you. Well and Fiend hunting paladins, but thats a matter of survival. As for being a controlling bastarve, yes I am, I'm an arrogant, prideful, domineering, sneaky, manipulative jerk! But do you know why despite all that I'm still shaping incarnate hammers instead of incarnate flails? Because I honestly try to do right by people. as to my Rakshasa heritage, WHAT!? When have I ever abused my power. Don't say when I'm rying to hurt you, because quite frankly I don't consider that an abuse. Public service maybe. Lily - Still ignoring you. Tirmek - Which is why I'm using a dagger to slice all this into your back. Now stop struggling, I can't practice my high Ymiri if you keep thrashing. |
| Charles Phipps06-01-07, 12:32 PM | Lilly: But if you actually... Tirmek: Sorry, dotting the 'i's. Lilly: Don't forget to include punctuation. Tirmek: Done! Lilly: *lay on hands* Tirmek: Dammnit! Lilly: You don't get to be a paladin if you don't know how to accept pain. It doesn't make me afraid. Tirmek: That's what bugs me about you as well. You're a freaking tank! All that power and you abuse it constantly. Yet, YOU accuse... Lilly: You kicked a Red Shirt today, screwed with the Mind of three innocent bystanders, and tried to deficate in my bed. Tirmek: How.... Lilly: I find it amazing that you seem to assume the Detect Evil thing is just a big joke. I know EXACTLY what you've done, who you've done it too, and why. Everyone else I've tried to, or have, killed. Tirmek: And it's just coincidence you've killed mostly monster races as well. Lilly: Tirmek, it may come as a great shock to you but very few people actually try to resist the urges that were instilled into them by the Daelkyr and Dark Six. The majority of them lose themselves to those urges and become evil. Tirmek: And the Dwarves you killed? Lilly: Did you know its a Dwarven ritual to :censored: in the :censored: a group of young :censored: while sticking the :censored: into their :censored:? Tirmek: Uhhh huh. Lilly: Yes, they had it coming. Tirmek: Typical logic. Slaughter makes the world a better place. Lilly: No, but it does make it a SAFER place. There's all kinds of terrible things left over from the Daelkyr and Demon Wars with the Dark Six doing their best to make things worse. Their legacy is something that's tragic but it can't be dealt with by smiles and rainbows. Tirmek: And this doesn't explain how I've abused my powers either. Lilly: I know you're the one whose laid compulsions in Elina's head towards Ivy before you found out he was gay. Tirmek: Errr.... Lilly: Not to mention all the others. Tirmek: I'm doing what's right by them. Using my abilities to make them happier. They were only suggestions anyway, nothing that could really mind control them or make them do anything against their free will. Lilly: *sigh* This is what it keeps back to. You're not our leader Tirmek. You're also not Elina's parent. I'm not going to try to kill you anymore but I'm still not going to put up with your attitude. Tirmek: Let's just settle this. One last fight. Whoever gets the other down to Threshhold of Death first. *A cloud of fighting bashes around the ship while Elina and Sarah look on* |
| rampant06-01-07, 12:54 PM | Lily - Melee fighters shouldn't duel Mages! *Fire- Tirmek - Mages shouldn't try to duel psychics with control sound. Tirmek bursts into Lily and slaps him with a handful of psychic power. The spell energy that had been concentrated for the fireball detonates right in Lily's face. Tirmek - Like I told the dragons, I can detonate spells. Since yours are still seperated in your head and not sunk into a massive spell web within the ley lines of a continent, it won't kill everything in a 20 mile radius. But its going to make your life alot harder. |
| Charles Phipps06-01-07, 01:14 PM | Lilly: Oh well. Tirmek: What? Lilly: *starts beating Tirmek with his forehead* Tirmek: AHHHHHHHH! WHY ARE NOT PSIONICS THE AWESOME!? *beating continues* |
| rampant06-01-07, 01:36 PM | Tirmek - *8-bit theatre ultimate attack! STABBITY DEATH!* |
| Charles Phipps06-01-07, 01:42 PM | Sarah: Done. Tirmek: :pant pant: I've stabbed every part of his brain. Lilly: I like swords. |
| rampant06-01-07, 01:46 PM | Tirmek - Now lets find this water orb, preferably without me getting molested by an elder god. Sarah - I'm the only tentacle beast allowed to touch Tirmek. |
| Charles Phipps06-01-07, 01:58 PM | Lilly: But first we have to consult with SARDA! Tirmek: GLORP! *poof* Sarda: Okay, you stupid fools, you have to seek out Bahamut first....and get a rat tail. *poof* |
| rampant06-01-07, 02:20 PM | Tirmek - Ok... This is gonna hurt. *Metamorphasis: Rat* Rat Tirmek chews off his own tail. *Shift back*quintessence stasis on the tail* |
| Charles Phipps06-01-07, 02:31 PM | Sarah: *struggles to resist* So many tail jokes.... |
| rampant06-01-07, 03:12 PM | Sarda - A dire rat's tail. Tirmek (with a white bandage on his back) - I'd say my mood is pretty bad. Sarda - Is he serious. Sarah - He's having a bad day. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-01-07, 04:01 PM | Commentary Crew: (reads preceeding posts of angst) Silver: And people think I'm a bastard. 13: I cause people to hate life, and even I don't do this :censored:. Bunny: :bored: Sooooooooooooooo much easier just to kill things. |
| Paulon06-01-07, 04:14 PM | OOPaulon: It could have been worse. Sarda could have wanted the hair style (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rattail_(haircut))... Sarda: Yes, that would have done just as well. Lilly: :evillaugh |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-01-07, 09:10 PM | Bunny:………………………………………………………………Didn't I kill Bahamut? |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-01-07, 09:16 PM | Elina: You know, Lilly, Tirmek really had nothing to do with me liking Ivy. The key was that he actually PAID ATTENTION when I talked to him. Lilly: :bored: A twelve year old boy who listens when girls talk about things other than him. That really should have tipped you off that something was odd. Elina: :rolleyes: He's bi, not gay, much like someone else we know- Sarah: Achoo! Elina: -so that stereotype doesn't fit. Wanna know what really attracted me to you? Lilly: My Epic level Charisma score? Elina: :nonono: *sigh* It was how you never gave up on me. You stayed my friend through everything I did, everything I went through. You denied your own fate as my Angel of Death so you could save me, and were even willing to put your soul on the line just to set me free. It's devotion like that that really makes me want to... Lilly: ...ye-? *GLOMPH* Lilly: (i.h.h.) Oh. :cloud9: Tirmek: :tantrum: It...makes...Elina...happy...! Must...resist...Knife of Stabbity...! :tantrum: Sarah: Hey, wait a minute, Sarda. I thought Bahamut was dead dead. Like Tiamat. Sarda: *snaps his fingers* Tirmek: Oh CR- GLORF! *throws up his digestive tract...again* Sarah: Stop that! Sarda: That was for the PDA over there. *Elina and Lilly continue to make out* Sarah: :mad: |
| rampant06-01-07, 11:20 PM | Tirmek - What do I have to do to stop this! Sarda - Finish the parody! Now the water orb is in a temple near a port town in Lahazaar. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-02-07, 01:39 PM | Sarda: I'm tired of looking at your faces. Go away. Lilly: I think the entities are busy. Sarda: *snaps his fingers* Tirmek: MY LIFE IS PA-GLORF! Sarda: Oops. Reflex move. I meant to do this. *snaps his fingers* *POOF* Sarah: Where are we now? Elina: Seren, I believe. Sarda did say we needed to see Bahamut about a Dire Rat tail. Tirmek: That's what I don't get. Bahamut's dead dead. Sarah made sure of that. Sarah: Not by choice. Lilly: Maybe it's the non-diety version? You took out the deific version of Tiamat, but the rest of the crew fought a non-diety version a while back. Maybe it's the same thing with Bahamut? Elina: I'm more concerned about what the Dire Rat tail is for. We've already got enough scarring images to fill a lifetime. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-02-07, 02:15 PM | Elina: ……We've already got enough scarring images to fill a lifetime. 13: The whole point is to fill you until you burst. :devil: |
| rampant06-02-07, 06:25 PM | On the coast of Argonessen Tirmek - *Call megaphone* We're here for Bahamut! Give him up quickly and no one gets hurt! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-02-07, 06:45 PM | Tirmek - ……Give him up quickly and no one gets hurt! Bunny: Lilly's involved. Tirmek (through megatphone): Correction, not as many people will get hurt. |
| rampant06-02-07, 08:54 PM | Big blue - Srry dude, but it aint worth it. Bahamut (tied to a giant pole with a massive apple in his maw) - rururururu (i totally like understand) Big Blue - He's here please don't dont kill me *yoink* |
| DungeonJman06-02-07, 10:16 PM | Ok, well considering the previous page's events, i expect a rant from the Law DungeonJ any second. Good DungeonJ: Ummm, not exactly, he left this note *reads* So he took a vacation in Daanvi? I wonder what he's doing *meanwhile* Law DungeonJ: *pointing to black board* What does this equal? Daelkyr: *tied to chair* It's a variable! L! Uh... 2a+o? *hits over head* Law DungeonJ: WRONG! 1+1=2 Until you get that equation memorized, we're going to stay here. Remember, as long as it is 1 and 1, they will always equal two! Daelkyr: You mean no changing at some time? Law DungeonJ: No, it's a fundamental rule of math. Now after this, we'll start you on other mathematics and then other subjects, like economic law, and the practice of Law itself in general. Daelkyr: SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! _____________________ Ok... wait, since you're the only one in there, doesn't that mean. Good DungeonJ: Oh no, that fragment of Eberron's in here too, remember? It's still in the cage though. *sound of cage snapping* And now it's not. Eberron: Too long have i been cooped up in here. I'm taking control of this human by force, since i originally tried and will finish what i started! Good DungeonJ: But then you'll hurt innocent people! Eberron: If doing so results in a stable balance of the world, then yes! Good DungeonJ: But then you'll be hurting... *lists every living, nonliving, inanimate, once living, thing and metaphysical concepts. By the end of A, Eberron begins to feel sick from the inherent goodness that the Good DungeonJ is emanating, by the end of C, it's vomiting, and by E...* Eberron: I can't take it anymore! *diffuses out of head and flies away at top speed until crashing into Argonesson* |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-02-07, 11:17 PM | While the ship wasn't a place one would describe as "boring", it was certainly "less exciting" when the Entities sent Tirmek, Spoony, and the sisters off on some inane quest. With exams mostly complete, it was times like this Sithis needed to blow off some excess energy. This normally meant prowling the decks between Lower Deck City and the normal living areas of the ship. The developing mark had consumed much of his free time lately and he needed a change of pace, if only for today. There were the usual assortment of beasts from the various planes, Volrath, Deis, and Vladimere's discarded or released creations, Caralot's adorable horrors, Andrea's wandering undead, etc. Really nothing to worry about. Sithis: Which, of course, means conditions are perfect for a Plot Device. Except for the-DAMMIT! I'M TELLING THE STORY! Sithis: Yeah, yeah, just get on with it. :mad: Now you've ruined the mood and no one's gonna be surprised. Sithis: :rolleyes: No one was going to be surprised regardless. Just do it. No, you've wrecked the entire scene. Sithis: No pouting. You're almost there, so just finish. :pbbbtt: Fine. Except for the dessicated corpses scattered about. Species, gender (where applicable), size, even power didn't seem to matter, they just appeared to have been at the wrong place at the wrong time. The cause of death was curious too. No obvious wounds and no signs of a struggle, just completely drained of life. Whatever it was had caught them completely off guard and had done it's work with lethal efficiency. Bunny would be proud. Sithis: There, see? Isn't that better? Shut up. |
| rampant06-03-07, 12:22 AM | Tirmek - CLASS CHANGE! I LIKE MY CLASSES! Lily - I did that already. Elina - Do You have any idea what a pain in the neck it would be to come back to the island and change my classes. Sarah - The paperwork is murdurous. Seriously the forms have keen and wounding on the edges. |
| Charles Phipps06-03-07, 12:28 AM | And somewhere in an alternate universe, Bard Lilly gets it on with Thief Tirmek all the time while Sarah the Wizard is disgusted and Elina the Cleric is aloof. |
| DungeonJman06-03-07, 01:29 AM | And in an alternate universe, all redshirts have three heads, so? NLOB's rules, continued: No, i still am not Darth Vader, even with the brilliant energy property added to the twin-bladed sword. No one is to refer to the warforged titans with the dual eldritch blast cannons are heavy artillery. It took us a lot of work to get those things, and they are sensitive enough that if they hear you, you'll be blasted into next week. ________________ While composing these rules, a Flamite cleric drops in... FC: I knew that by sneaking in i'd be able to hear your plans. NO ONE EXPECTS THE THRANNISH INQUISITION!!! NLOB: Yes, yes i did. *glass orb falls from the ceiling, trapping the cleric.* NLOB: Be good, and you get a open range cage, be bad, and i put you in a gelatinous cube. |
| rampant06-03-07, 04:15 AM | 60 something. The daleks will stop fangirling Terra. 78. If you think their normal voices are bad wait till you hear them shrill. 52. My number system is merely inscrutable, not flawed. 80. TERRA DAMMIT! ONE MOR DALEK IN THE ICE-CREAM AND I'LL HAVE THE LOT OF YOU KEEL-HAULED. 0101. Even Benny. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade06-03-07, 09:09 AM | OOC: With exams mostly complete i wish, back here in old blighty we (at least in my area) are still only halfway through ours. IC: Except for the dessicated corpses scattered about. Species, gender (where applicable), size, even power didn't seem to matter, they just appeared to have been at the wrong place at the wrong time. The cause of death was curious too. No obvious wounds and no signs of a struggle, just completely drained of life. Whatever it was had caught them completely off guard and had done it's work with lethal efficiency. Bunny would be proud. Sithis flicks his wrist slightly, allowing his shield bracelet to fall out of the edge of his sleeve, he kept his senses open, in case what ever did this came back for seconds... Sithis: *crouching down to one of the corpses* (ihh) cause of death was probably quite close to instant, so theres no chance of being able to question their spirits for information. but it would be useful to see if thier souls are still intact... Sithis gently removed a lock of hair from the victim he was studying, and placed it in a small black pouch. Sithis:*hand on chin* hm, it appears im going to have to use my Mantic sight. to gather more information. OOC: I'll leave what he see's with his mantic sight to you Kiazer since its your scene. |
| urial angel of death06-03-07, 11:39 AM | Law DungeonJ: WRONG! 1+1=2 Until you get that equation memorized, we're going to stay here. Remember, as long as it is 1 and 1, they will always equal two! Daelkyr: You mean no changing at some time? Law DungeonJ: No, it's a fundamental rule of math. Now after this, we'll start you on other mathematics and then other subjects, like economic law, and the practice of Law itself in general. Daelkyr: SOMEONE GET ME OUTTA HERE!!! Volrath: Wrong. By your own human mathematics 1+1 can equal 3 but only for very large quantities of 1. Law: Wha? Volrath: *Leads him through those college level mathematics you were sure would never use in real life.* Law's head explodes. Volrath: Now Sandy, what did we learn? Daelkyr: Not to attack named crew members. Dalek: *rounding the corner* Ha ha your name is Sandy! :D Daelkyr: :mad: ...:lightbulb He just showed a sense of humor! Dalek is immediately blasted to oblivion by its brothers. |
| DungeonJman06-03-07, 01:20 PM | *looks up from book, aka, "The Complete Literally Translated Prophecy with all the Events that will never happen cut out. Needless to say that this would probably be worth the bodies of a hundred thousand dragons if it was available to Eberron."* Volrath!!!! Dang it, you know that things start going wrong when you destroy metaphysical concepts! Besides, now a new one's going to form with the inherited data of the previous one. *starts twitching* And because you blew it up, it's only a matter of time before my mind figures out what happened and turns into a solid good alignment due to the lack of evil, chaotic, or lawful influences, unless the new one forms fast enough. |
| rampant06-03-07, 06:48 PM | Narrator - The creature scented its prey. The target was unaare of the hunter's prescence. Chitinous legs scrabled softly over the ceiling too softly for even elven ears. The creature was righ above her prey. Viscious claws opened and closed silently in anticipation. She leaped at her target only to be repulsed by the smaller creatures spiny defenses. Lady - HEY! How'd you know I was coming! Mittens - zzz Dorvos - Hmmmmmmm (the narrator) Lady - :mad: CHALKY! Narrator - I don't wanna be soup:weep: :weep: |
| Demonfey06-03-07, 10:18 PM | @Dungeon OODF: wanna borrow an evil/chaos side? I've got mindlessly evil with a penchant for slaughter, cold and calculating while still unpredictable, or the mystery box. Can't help much with law, however. |
| DungeonJman06-03-07, 11:48 PM | Won't work. everything but law is still present, just not in my head. The Evil DungeonJ sort of incorporated Chaos due to a clerical error. I could theoretically get the Evil side out the seal i put it in. But doing so would require a Chosen of *insert Eberronian deity here* none of which are on the ship at this moment or would care or an artifact that was removed from the world. You know what, to heck with it. *pulls out the Ying-Yang yo-yos from nowhere and uses them, creating a portal and appears in the seal, performs the Dead Demon Consuming Seal (non-lethal version, which contains it one's own head, without killing either) and uses the yo-yos to get out. Then puts yo-yos back in interdimensional pocket.* And that's why i didn't want to do that. Way too complicated and using way too many words The Law DungeonJ will reform in about the same time it takes the NLOB to conquer the mournland, about another 10 days. |
| Paulon06-04-07, 01:14 AM | The Law DungeonJ will reform in about the same time it takes the NLOB to conquer the mournland, about another 10 days. OOPaulon: In the meantime, try this... *teleports a couple of modrons into OODungeonJman's head to make up the law imbalance* |
| rampant06-04-07, 01:34 AM | Kithle - You know the difference between modron and moron right? OOdungeonJ - What? Kithle uses brain extraction and pulls away a foam rubber D. OODungeonJ - Durrrrrr |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-04-07, 03:42 AM | OOC: The following may or may not contain spoilers of the upcoming plot(s) I'm involved in. A black non-existent fox commisioned this, so consider the source. *Epic music begins playing* Announcer: Coming soon to a thread near you! Forgotten Freedom Chaos Wars* *A real movie and not just some random things OOKaizer thought would be funny. Announcer 2: And make sure to keep that thing away from me. I'm not sure I'll ever be able to forget what he did to the last guy...what? I'm on? Crap! ...er: In a world beset by evil and destruction on all sides, even the mightest of heros my fall. *cut to scene of Serene flying near the Glowing Chasm* *EXPLOSIONS OF PURE DEMONIC ENERGY* Serene: :weep: SATNAK!!!!!! Announcer 3: Sides will be taken. *cut to scene in the former throne for the Kingdom of Galifar in Thronehold* Empress Samantha: If we do not unite against this menace, we are doomed! King Steve: No daughter of mine will blaspheme King Steve Day! The holy tradition of massacring entire segments of the poulation for my amusement goes back to last year! Announcer 4: Secrets will be revealed. *cut to scene of a bloodied Elina clutching desperately to the edge of a cliff overlooking the Demonwastes* Chaos: Spoony never told you what happened to your mother... Elina: Uncle Rose told me enough! He told me YOU killed her. Chaos: No. I...am your mother. Announcer 5: Gods dammit people! It's a freaking bloodbath in here! I'm just the guy who does the lighting for crying out loud! Some will be consumed by the rising tide of evil. *cut to scene of Motoko atop a mountain of bodies* Motoko: WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?! Announcer 6: Others will rise above it. *cut to scene of Dorvos singing as Lilly, Jarlot, Rose, Aerith, and Ivy defend fleeing villagers from an onslaught of horrid beasts* Jarlot: Perhaps today IS a good day to die! Announcer 7: Beliefs will be challenged. *cut to scene of Deis and Vladimere watching as the land burns* Deis: What should we do? I know this is what we planned to do anyway, but... Vladimere: At this rate, there won't be anything left to conquer! Announcer 8: Vows will be broken. *cut to scene of Nina standing over a dead demon* Nina: :weep: Why?! Why did you make me do it?! :weep: Announcer 9: Warriors will discover what they must fight for. *cut to scene of Sarah and girl Tirmek* Tirmek: Sarah...I'm pregnant. Announcer 10: The End will be foretold. *cut to scene of the New LOBster reading the inscription in some Khyber shards* NLOB: The Bleeding of the World will spell it's doom, as the Unholy One shall at last reawaken to finish Her mission... Guy who reads the lines: And the world...will never be the same. ----- Chalky: Huh...my Narrator sense isn't going off. *BELCH* ----- *cut to scene with Sithis standing in the catacombs beneath Flamekeep* Shadowy figure: So you've come at last. Sithis: *draws his sword* Let's end this. *cut to scene of Daleks vaporizing friend and foe alike* Daleks: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! *cut to Argonessen* Green Dragon: How could you do this to us?! How could you betray your own kind to that MONSTER?! Black Dragon: The Prophecy is no more. All is lost... *cut to Sarlona* *MASSIVE INFERNO* Nalfein: Go down and :censored:ing STAY DOWN! Flaming Marshmallow Golem: RAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! *cut to Xendric as Gaz and Mareth are dodging a hail of arrows* Gaz: Are you sure this is the way?! Mareth: No! *screen goes black* Guy who reads the lines: (i.h.h.: Wow, changing the title really did work) This summer... Volrath's voice: What did you do to her?! Familiar voice: I set her free... Guy who reads the lines: ...the :censored: will hit the fan. *quick splash compilation of fight scenes that are apparently really cool but go by too quickly to make out* Forgotten Freedom Chaos Wars *music stops* Chaos: You really think you have a chance against me? Terra: No. But that's never stopped me before. Summer '07 Chalky: Nice try! Guy who reads the lines: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-04-07, 04:19 AM | OOC: I'll leave what he see's with his mantic sight to you Kiazer since its your scene.Activating his Mantic Sight, three things immediately jumped out at him. First, the bodies magical energies, normally a prime target for nearly anything that might do such a thing, were intact. Slowly degrading from the the death of the host, but otherwise untouched. Second, it was the Wellspring, that which he had learned to tap into to enhance his powers, that was drained. While most potential suspects stole a particular part of a creatures life to sustain itself (blood, energy, meat, etc), whatever it was had forgone all that and attacked the very core. Whatever it was was trying to gather a lot of life energy really fast. Third, was the faint traces left behind. A footprint, if you will. As the attacks had occured, it left a signature behind on the victim, subtly imprinted in their decaying magical auras, that became apparent as Sithis noticed similarities between the bodies. The lack of physical markers on the bodies and the slight distortions in the ambient magic throughout the hallway led him to one conclusion. Sithis: It's incorporeal. Great. That helps me SO much right now. Now if I can just figure out what it is, what it wants, how it's works, what it's weak against... *continues for a while* OOC: Since it's foreshadowing, the answers will appear in due time. Just like what parts of the above trailer are real and what parts are me being random. :D |
| urial angel of death06-04-07, 07:58 AM | OOC: :eek: The movie must be made. I'll kidnap the people who made Advent Children, Kaizer can right the script and everyone else will have to fend off daily rescue attempts by Square. Seriously though how much of that are you going to include? Please don't let it be the Tirmek thing. That would be too many babies/generations, and my shark jumping senses are tingling. |
| DungeonJman06-04-07, 08:53 AM | *is hiding in the lower part of the ship* Dang that was close. Kithle: Hey, this tastes like... Redshirt brain! *it is shown that a disguised redshirt was put in OODungeonJ's place* ___________ NLOB: *reading movie post*: What? Who signed me up for this crud!? GET ME MY AGENT!!! |
| ratslinky06-04-07, 09:32 AM | OOC: Okay I was planning a plotline in which Esabar would come back to life. But with this plotline coming up and the fact that I probably never would do the plot because I'm lazy I'll shorten it to a couple of posts. IC: Location: Arenel home of the emo elves Target: The catacombs *The camera shifts to the city of the dead's deepest catacomb then does a rapid plunge to the deepest darkest depthsTM of the catacomb. An undying soldier patrols this space (Foreshadowing music starts to play and you see him from above). The soldier never saw it coming one moment he was patrolling along his normal route the next he was splattered all over the room. Remen and Quensetath stepped out of the shadows and walked along till they got to the target and altar and on it was a beating heart. Quickly they drew an eight pointed star and sprinkled it with the dust of demon bones* Remen: En doreth dus mon'ta levisa dirmon eska'thant orlesi montri beseka distri I summon you Esabar Prophet of Doom (I know not very original but the best i could do on the fly), Mistress of Veils and The Shattered. *The eight pointed star glowed and arcane energy flowed around the heart it brightened and brightened and then all at once it disappeared and in its wake was a dark portal through which stepped Esabar now fully corporeal and very demonic. After her stepped Rk'zkr, Mez and the rest of her army* Esabar: Very good Remen I have a reward for you its a very good reward *She held up his phylactery, a small magically warded bead, and crushed it while at the same time launching a deadly bolt of lightning at him. Remen crumpled to the ground his soul having being finally pulled back to Dolurrgh* now Tele manis! *millions of needles flew from her body cutting down all her servants but Rk'zkr* Rk'zkr: *On one knee bleeding to death from the needle wounds* Why my queen? Esabar: The answer is right behind you *Rk'zkr turned around and came face to face with Gaz rapier in hand* Gaz: Goodbye *And with that Gaz plunged his sword deep into Rk'zkr's chest piercing his heart and felling him* Esabar your back! :w00t: :cloud9: :bounce: :invasion: *hugs Esabar* Esabar: Guh can't breath but what the hell *hugs back* :cloud9: its good to be back now can we do the spell to get me back inside our body before this flimsy one dies of asphyxiation Gaz: Oh all right Both: Elmori demaner zolender moceren *Esabar's body collapses on the floor and her soul floats into Gaz's body* OOC: Well that wasn't as hard as I thought it would be. Goodnight everyone |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-04-07, 09:45 AM | This Summer……. Announcer 2: …… In a world beset by evil and destruction on all sides……. Bunny: As opposed to what on this ship? Announcer 4: Secrets will be revealed. "So you see, what I told you was true, from a certain point of view." (otherwise known as Jedi-speak for "Yeah, I lied like crazy.") Announcer 5: ……Some will be consumed by the rising tide of evil. *cut to scene of Motoko atop a mountain of bodies* Motoko: WHO ELSE WANTS SOME?! Bunny: OH YEAH! Jarlot: Perhaps today IS a good day to die! Bunny: You've already died once! Give both of us a break! Vladimere: At this rate, there won't be anything left to conquer! 13: And you thought incompetant minions were the only thing I could do to villains. :smirk: *cut to scene of Sarah and girl Tirmek* Tirmek: Sarah...I'm pregnant. Silver: :drool: Announcer 10: The End will be foretold. *cut to scene of the New LOBster reading the inscription in some Khyber shards* NLOB: The Bleeding of the World will spell it's doom, as the Unholy One shall at last reawaken to finish Her mission... 13: It's surprising how fancy wording will make anyone take it seriously. :D Guy who reads the lines: And the world...will never be the same. OOcat: :pbbbtt: The world's always the same. You'd have to get rid of stupidity to change it. ……the commentary returns. OOcat: Why do I have a bad feeling about this? |
| DungeonJman06-04-07, 12:14 PM | And now for the Chamber News Network: Dragon Announcer: Covering the new plot as it develops: THIS IS CNN. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-04-07, 01:00 PM | OOC: :eek: The movie must be made. I'll kidnap the people who made Advent Children, Kaizer can right the script and everyone else will have to fend off daily rescue attempts by Square.:bravo: Thank you, thank you. :bravo: Seriously though how much of that are you going to include?:emp: All will be made clear in due time. Please don't let it be the Tirmek thing. That would be too many babies/generations, and my shark jumping senses are tingling. Ok, that I can confirm was a joke. I think... THIS IS CNN.OOC: The voice, of course, done by the famous Black Dragon Bard J'mes Erle J'ones. *entire thing*:D That was precisely the kind of response I was hoping for. :thumbsup: |
| Charles Phipps06-04-07, 01:06 PM | Bravo! Best Movie Trailer ever. I'd also like to add this.... *Elina is nearly about to fall off a cliff face* Elina: Lilly! HELP ME! Lilly: GIVE ME THE RING! Elina: Okay! We can get married! |
| Demonfey06-04-07, 01:41 PM | Who else thinks Kaizer should get a :bravo: for best movie trailer, then? |
| urial angel of death06-04-07, 01:55 PM | OOC: He should get several |
| rampant06-04-07, 02:04 PM | Tirmek - Good You're back Esabar, Gaz is so far behind on his strategy and history its stopped being amusing. He almost lost a game of chess to spoony. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade06-04-07, 02:21 PM | Who else thinks Kaizer should get a :bravo: for best movie trailer, then? I whole heartedly agree. i can feel the suspence building already... IC: Sithis: *smiles* Glad your back Esabar. Gaz was lost without you. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-04-07, 02:44 PM | In the process of sigging my newest award (thanks, by the way), I came across a bit of an issue we may need to address soon. I've run out of smilies I can use. I had to take out the :devil: from Eled's quote just to fit the :bravo: in. Out of 20-some awards, 15 now have a unique smilie. (This marks the first time I've actually counted. Seriously.) *sniff* I didn't realize I was so loved... :D I guess I can finally open that :gift: ratslinky gave me for Dol Dornmas, but I'm not sure I want to... ;) |
| rampant06-04-07, 05:12 PM | Satnak - Serene, oh ... that feels so nice. Serene - (half a dozen metal tendrils extending from her hand to work out the knots in her wife's musculastructure, keep your minds out of the gutter) You always carry so much tension in your face muscles. It ruins your smile. Satnak - You're the only one who cares about my smile, especially when you're in the room. You just make the room light up. Serene - Satnak you are not ugly! You're just fishing for compliments.:) Satnak - Is it working? Serene - Silly girl:P YEHAAAAAAAAAA! Satnak and Serene - :confused: BOOOMF! Dorvos, Teiza, and Corre are lying in a pile of twisting crystal and busted bulkhead. Dorvos - Hmmm! Corre - No its my turn with the book! Teiza - You two can sort this out when I'm finished with it! Kids - Moth-er! Tell them its my turn to read the new Hamlet Trumpetplayer book! --------------------------------------------------------------------- Silver - :nonono: So close! |
| DungeonJman06-04-07, 08:20 PM | NLOB: *in stereotypical take over the world room with the one who calls himself Bondjamesbond* Well, unless Volrath wants to kill you personally, i'm starting this parody. *makes coughing noise that sounds like clearing his throat for dramatic effect* So, Mr. Bond, you think you could get into my secret lair and escape with the plans for my Doomsday Device? Bondjamesbond: *in annoying english accent* Yes, yes i did. NLOB: Well, fine then, Begin the laser blast! AHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! *laser fires on to slab where Bond is, and in movie fashion, he deflects it off a mirror, freeing him and blowing up the laser. BJB: Now what are you going to do, Blades? NLOB: Oh, i never really had a Doomsday Device, spreading that rumor just makes it easier to lure members of the King's Citadel who are stupider than the King himself here. Guards! *the warforged titans with the duel eldritch blast cannons come and ready their cannons to fire on him, and as Bond prepares to defend, one shoots a rope with the blasts and drops a 16 ton weight on the surprised agent.* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-04-07, 08:43 PM | 13: Uh oh, smart villains. This will not end well. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-04-07, 09:00 PM | 13: Uh oh, smart villains. This will not end well. OOC: :rolleyes: When's the last time a major villain's been allowed to be (and stay) smart? My last three were intended to be smart, cunning, practical, and five steps ahead of everyone else till they tripped over their own ego. I got one, maybe two of the above and half a step ahead with egg on their face at best. That's the trouble with trying to write a serious villain in a humor thread. Making them genuine objects of dread, respect, fear, and revile is quite difficult to maintain whilst taunting them constantly. |
| DungeonJman06-04-07, 09:09 PM | He isn't a major villain yet, at least in the grand scheme of things (he's just expanding into a blighted wasteland that nobody else wants and has been beating up random cliche heroes that come knocking at this door). You forget 2 things: 1: he's probably going to become more of an egomaniac as he gets more influence and 2: in relative power to the FF, he could get knocked over by a fair amount of the Scum, the Ubers would just have to stare at him. Final words: this was never meant to be a villain who would directly fight the FF, just change the landscape around it. And when you put your intelligence into a villain, it kind of makes him a lot smarter (as i have nothing better to do with my ideas then waste it on the competing fragments of my personality or the NLOB, and its more fun to act out him) |
| Demonfey06-04-07, 09:11 PM | It could be an excuse to drag The Three out of retirement and make them into cyborgs. Jonny: Jonny get to play? Not yet. Have a squeaky toy. *Pulls out rubber brain* Jonny: Yay! |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-04-07, 09:46 PM | OOC: My whole schpeal was more a commentary on how my instincts as a writer to make an opponent worthy of our contempt overcompensates for the mocking by making them horrid beyond belief, to the point where it's almost not fun to do so anymore. I've gotten much better at writing over the course of this story, so eventually I'm gonna try my hand at a villain that's just as contemptuous of rules, reality, and the fourth wall as the crew. :plotting: Not this time, though. This time I'm trying the subtle approach and actually sticking to it as long as possible. Jonny: Yay!OOC: I must say, one of my favorite lines on this thread comes from Jonny regarding an egg beater, WAY back during the time the DD was invading the ship. Jonny: THAT EGG THINGY! I've actually used this in real life. The stares were priceless. :D |
| DungeonJman06-05-07, 12:56 AM | *has continued reading the translation of the Prophecy when the thought hits him* What's the benefit of the immortality/ultimate power that half the crew has? *continues reading* |
| Demonfey06-05-07, 01:08 AM | The part where they get to do things like this: *Points to Momo with what appears to be a remote car controller and a Dalek. The dalek's moving erratically. Dalek: STOP-THIS! MY PERFECT-FORM WAS NOT MEANT TO BE-USED-AS-SUCH BY AN INFER-IOR RACE SUCH AS YOURS! Momo: Hm...no. *Presses a button and the laser fires, scorching the wood of the ship. Dalek: AT LEAST GIVE ME BACK WEAPON SYSTEMS! Momo: Maybe if you beg me. |
| Paulon06-05-07, 02:03 AM | Fela yawns widely as shouting wakes her from a nap. Perched on a convenient high shelf near a junction end of a usually fairly quiet passageway, she opens her eyes and watches as a squirrel runs down the passage. Following it is a dalek. Dalek: ALL VERMIN MUST BE EXTERMINATED! Squirrel: Squeekek! (Translation: Now!) Another squirrel dashes around the corner, firing a wand at the dalek, which is halted in its tracks. Fela eyes the results curiously. Announcing her presence to the squirrels with a meow, she jumps down to sniff the now motionless dalek, ignoring the wand that is now cautiously aimed at her. While she had made it clear to the squirrel civilisation that she wasn't interested in bothering them, she didn't expect them to trust a predator all that far either. Especially not one that survived on this ship. Of course they were also willing to make a deal on occasion. Her inspection completed, she turns to the watching squirrels. Fela: Meow? (Do you want that thing?) Squirrel with wand: Squekeek sque kik. (We'll trade it for the customary pile of nuts if you want it.) Fela nods and vanishes, only to reappear moments later accompanied by a pile of mixed acorns and walnuts as large as herself. She moves clear as the wand-wielding squirrel inspects them. A workteam of more squirrels appears to collect the nuts as the exchange is approved. The squirrel team, lead by the one with the Wand of Chibi head off into their territory, while Fela vanishes with her new bed. (http://www.forbiddenplanet.co.uk/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=36383&zenid=c7772ec4a5c82479283693644ed29850) |
| Charles Phipps06-05-07, 03:11 AM | Awwww to Momo and the Squirrels. The Daleks are a great addition to the ship. Such opportunities. |
| DungeonJman06-05-07, 08:44 AM | Yeah, but that is only a temporary diversion. With immortality, eventually, things will get unbearably boring, and with ultimate power, you will eventually die. With both, you get bored a lot faster. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-05-07, 08:58 AM | Yeah, but that is only a temporary diversion. With immortality, eventually, things will get unbearably boring, and with ultimate power, you will eventually die. With both, you get bored a lot faster. Commentary Crew: True dat. |
| rampant06-05-07, 12:02 PM | WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Dalek voices - STOP-THIS! Momo, Teiza, and Scias are riding on Daleks each using a remote control. Bang! Daleks - WE-ARE-NOT-BUM-PER-CARS! |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-05-07, 01:28 PM | Yeah, but that is only a temporary diversion. With immortality, eventually, things will get unbearably boring, and with ultimate power, you will eventually die. With both, you get bored a lot faster.OOC: I consider both those conditions to be literary devices more than anything. The immortality, by in large, is so that only the creator can kill off a character. While most of mine probably won't die from old age, it is entirely possible to kill them, just not by normal means. The little ones are especially vulnerable, as most of their natural defenses have yet to mature/develop. And the "ultimate power" is less a measure of true strength and more overdeveloped personality traits. For a character to stick out in your mind, they have to be unique. The easiest way to accomplish this with so many running around is to take something about them to extremes. Each has restrictions on its use as well. Scias can't control his abilities, Nina has major problems understanding one half of existence, Terra has the responsibilities of her station and the burdens of her past, Sarah's wolf instincts mess with her constantly, and that's just a few. |
| Demonfey06-05-07, 01:43 PM | *Near the bumper daleks, Ilt's meeting with a ninja holding pizza(*)* Pizza ninja: That will be 20 gold for the pizza. Ilt: Here. *Opens the box and takes out a slice, which seems to be letting off small electric bursts* Mmm, Shocker lizard. *Scias sniffs the air, and then turns his dalek towards the ninja.* *Squiggle* Scias: Squeaky toy? ARF! Pizza ninja: Not again! *The ninja begins running at full speed, the bumper dalek close behind* Ilt: Run, Kinacho! Run like its the last minute of the ten minutes or its free policy! (*)There really are pizza ninja in Sigil Prep. |
| rampant06-05-07, 02:40 PM | :heehee award for demonfey thats perfect FF right there |
| DungeonJman06-05-07, 03:15 PM | Pizza Pirate appears and grabs the ninja as he's running away: PP: Avast, ye scurvy swab, now I be controlling this corner of the pizza market and... :confused: what? *Scias knocks him over and the ninja escapes in the confusion* *squiggle* You let my chew toy escape? PP: And what ye be doing about it, ye stupid pup. *scene deleted due to violence that can not be seen, even on this ship. Owww. I didn't even know someone could find a use for that part of a pirate* |
| rampant06-05-07, 05:03 PM | Momo - Ok Goose Honk! Momo - Check, Duct tape Scias (chewing on a roll) - ARF! Momo - Check, 23 paper clips Teiza - Got'em! Momo - Check, Now all we need to do is- -------------------------------------------------- Kithle - Ok folks this scene is so silly, amusing, and fun, that I have decided not to let you see it. OOUrial - But- Kithle - No buts, OOKaizer - Why? Kithle - Because my alignment is true bastard. --------------------------------------------------- Teiza - That was the best one yet! Scias (covered in bits of duct tape and feathers) - ARF! Momo - That was so amazingly cool! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-05-07, 05:05 PM | OOC: In regards to immortality and ultimate power, one need only look at the Commentary Crew: The scene turns to show the CC sitting in their booth seats, munching popcorn and wearing goofy 3-D glasses. OOC: Yeah, those traits are problematic. :rolleyes: |
| Charles Phipps06-05-07, 05:38 PM | Forgotten Freedom *Kanatash is holding his lunch pail* Kanatash: Ah, after a hard days work, I can come home to see my beautiful daughter. *opens the door to her bedroom* Kanatash: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *inside, Kitten is under the covers and Benny the Dalek is beside her* Kitten: CLOSE THE DOOR! CLOSE THE DOOR! Benny the Dalek: EXTERMINATE YOUR EYES! EXTERMINATE YOUR EYES! |
| rampant06-05-07, 06:02 PM | Robrands - Someone please explain how its been half a decade or more for everyone else, yet we've only aged a year despite all the time spent as underdeck savages? Turgut - Best not to ask. Ernest - I asked once. Somehow the answer manged to hurt Melinda's brain. Melinda - I feel pretty. Ernest - From half-way accross the ship. Robrands - Ok then explain how left then? And why on earth are we coming back? Gabrielle - I'm begining to suspect our parents don't like us. Camp Forgotten Freedom, Year 2: I can't believe they came back. |
| DungeonJman06-05-07, 06:22 PM | Evil DungeonJ: Pfft. Can't handle that? You're slowly losing it Kanatash. Kanatash: What do you mean, i thought i already lost it. Evil DungeonJ: No, no. You're going sane you wuss. I mean think about it, forming a family, getting worried about relationships that your family is building up: sounds like what a normal sane person would do. Kanatash: :mad: You... Evil DungeonJ: Pfft, oh yeah and getting mad at me for saying that! How predictable! Kanatash: Yeah, well... i'm going to... well I don't know, but i'll make up what i'm going to do at some point! And one day, I will subject you to the tales of neverending good deeds, while forcing you to listen to hymns from the Sovereign Host! At least i think that annoys you... I may have to recheck that. *vanishes through the floor* OODungeonJ: You planned that, didn't you. Evil DungeonJ: *eating a bag of Breland Popcorn* Yeah, he really is getting more predictable. Want some popcorn? It's low quality, but that's what you get when you buy popcorn made by slave labor. |
| Crystalforged06-05-07, 08:29 PM | Kanatash: (popping back out of the floor) While forming a family may be normal can you actually call the family or the way it was formed normal? Besides a lot of this stuff comes from the fact that my entity has been a lazy :censored: and its been mostly other entities writing for me lately. OOCrystalforged: Doesn't help that I've had writers block. Kanatash: (just noticing OOCrystalforged) Hey, its you! Get back here you! OOCrystalforged: (running at full speed) Me and my big mouth. Kanatash: GET BACK HERE! I'm going to chain you to your computer! No bathroom brakes until you've typed a dozen posts! |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-05-07, 08:52 PM | Elina: How's this one? Bahamut: Like I've said a dozen times before, I need the Dire Rat Tail that you will EARN from the quest I'm going to send you on. Sarah: I've got one right here. Bahamut: :nonono: The point is not the tail, it is the quest. Lilly: And the EXP! Bahamut: I'm sure there'll be plenty of magical items too. Lilly: :drool: Must...go...now...! :drool: Tirmek: So how's this supposed to work, anyway? We do introspection everyday. Elina: We're in the top ten of that class. We haven't gained any uber powers from that all of a sudden. Bahamut: You search the mind. This will help you search the soul. Much like you once did, former Avatar of the Shadow. Elina: *shudders* |
| Charles Phipps06-05-07, 09:11 PM | Tirmek: You're not Bahamut. Bahamut: Uhhh...yes I am. Tirmek: You're not even BaPHO-Mut. Bahamut: I don't know what you're talking about. Tirmek: Look! I can see the zipper on your costume! *Tirmek leaps on the avatar and pulls it down* Tirmek: AH HA! Becoming God: AH CRAP! Tirmek: What the hell are you trying to pull here!? *Schroedigger's voice comes from the speakers* Schroedigger: Listen, SOMEBODY has to do all the mysterious voiceovers and quest giving! Tirmek: Why not Demogorgon! He's cool! Elina: Demon Princes are bad Tirmek. Tirmek: Since when?! Lilly: Thank you Becoming God! Elina: RIGHT! GO BECOMING GOD! *Lilly, Elina, and Tirmek anime-deform* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHQMoeWL3pU |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-05-07, 09:42 PM | Tirmek: Hey, our lip flaps no longer match up to what we're saying. Elina: Good thing this is a written story. Lilly: You mean your lips normally don't move at the wrong time? Tirmek: In your case, Lilly, it's because you've said something stupid. :bored: |
| Charles Phipps06-06-07, 01:29 AM | Castle of the Dragons Elina: Wow, that was tremendously easy. Sarah: Yeah, who guessed we'd be able to finish that test of heroism so easily. Tirmek: Enlightenment was a lot less troublesome to achieve than I thought. Elina: Glad we have the rat tail now. Sarah: I wonder what sort of power ups we're going to recieve now. Lilly: Me too. Elina: Do you think we were supposed to go THROUGH the castle as opposed to just sneaking up the window to the top floor to begin with? Lilly: Nah. That's stupid. Bahamut: Mmmmm Dire Rat Tail. Perfect for me and Aerith to have sex in. Elina: But...you're...robot. Bahamut: Yep! Didn't you see Evangelion! Mecha and Angels are so able to get it on! Lilly: *vomits* Bahamut: Jarlot pilots too! Tirmek: *throws up with Lilly* Bahamut: And we do it on webcam! Sarah: *throws up too* Bahamut: With a copy sent to Terra and Motoko! Elina: *joins the mass hurling* Bahamut: In any case, you are all to recieve PRESTIGE CLASSES! *immediately, they all stop vomiting* Elina: Woah, aren't those only for munchkins? Sarah: Or clerics? Bahamut: Yes. But what gamer isn't. ELINA! YOU ARE HEREBY GIVEN THE CLASS OF SUPER SUMMONER! Elina: *blinks as she's in Yuna's outfit---the slutty one* I'm not even a caster. Bahamut: Sarah, you are given the class of Ninja! Sarah: *Sarah is suddenly in a red outfit* But I eat ninjas Tirmek: You have nothi.... Bahamut: You are given the class of Idiot Slayer. Tirmek: Do I get a to hit bonus? Bahamut: And Lilly? Lilly: Blue magic...Blue Magic...Blue Magic... Bahamut: You are given the Class of Super Minstrel. Lilly: .....what? *** Lhazaar Principalities Lilly: Okay, now we're ready to find the Orb of Water. *Goes to 'Discount Submarines---Not Deathtraps'* Lilly: Here we go! Elina: Is this the Lhazaar Principalities? Lilly: Yep! You can tell! *Lilly puts on his fez* *A bunch of Lhazaar looking like Scar's people pop out with a belly dancer and guys in turbans* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaj5kF0KXEk Tirmek: Please....never do that again. Lilly: Yes, its not in the best shape though. Sarah: Why? Lilly: Well, basically, Karrnath invaded it a couple of years ago and are trying to occupy it. Elina: Yeah, weren't you watching the musical montage Tirmek? Tirmek: That just implies that the world works like Lilly expects it to. I refuse to acknowledge it. Lilly: Yeah, but the Furher isn't doing too well in maintaining control. *A red eyed, dark skinned Lilly looking guy walks over carrying a black powder bomb with a fuse* Fireflower: Pardon me, but which way to the military headquarters of the Karrnath? Lilly: I think it's that way. Fireflower: Dol Dorn's blessings upon you. *He walks off* *KABLOOM* Tirmek: Gee, I wonder why. Lilly: But yes, apparently the Water Orb was once held in this titanic shrine that brought in the entire lands economy. Tirmek: From religious pilgrimage? Lilly: No, they shot the priests and then put a bunch of oil derricks around it. Tirmek: How....brelish. Lilly: Yes, this land owes its freedom from religious tyranny to me! Local peasant: WHY TERRA!!? WHY! WHY DID THAT EVIL PALADIN AND HIS METAL BROTHER KILL THE PRIEST THAT PROTECTED US FROM FOREIGN AGGRESSION! Lilly: Seriously, I wonder who that jerk was. Elina: Wait, isn't this Dandelion's lands? Also, the place where the mysterious and brooding Scab is from? Lilly: Yeah, I pointed out I'll never cheat on you Elina! I'm faithful and true because I love you. *A girl looking exactly like Elina except in a harem outfit with dark skin and red eyes walk up* Nilea: Hello, I will be your tour guide for our view of this beautiful land. Sarah: I want to know where we can get outfits like that first! Tirmek: We need to find the Water Orb first. Lilly: Must...think....faithful...thoughts. Elina: They're taking about the shop owner for neglective manslaughter. Tirmek: Okay, we can wait a while til we try to plumb the ocean depths. |
| Charles Phipps06-06-07, 01:40 AM | OOC: Made a mistake in the above post. It now has two parts where it had only one before. |
| rampant06-06-07, 03:30 AM | Tirmek - Hey check this out *pokes lily with one claw* Lily - OW! How'd you do 10 damage with that littl poke! Tirmek - Smite Imbecile class feature, I'm gonna miss it when the parody is over. Sarah - Using FF 10-2's item system I bet we can get sopme of the class abilities in a bracelet...Or one of these cute veils like the guide is wearing.:D Tirmek - :embarrass Liane - Thank you, I get mine at Jakaba's on 3rd and main. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-06-07, 03:30 AM | A young woman who also look uncannily like Elina, only with black hair, blue eyes, and a cheerleader outfit walks up to Lilly. Linea: Oooooo, hey there, handsome. What say we leave the little girls behind and you find out what it's like to be with a real woman. Elina: *choke-holding Nilea* :mad: Lilly: *nose bleed* (i.h.h.: Gnomeball...cold showers...Gnomeball...cold showers...) ANOTHER young woman who looks strangely like Elina (a bunny shifter) grabs his arm and presses against him. Anile: Mmmmmm...you smell nice... All spoony and tough... :smirk:You know what they say about rabbits, right? Lilly: (i.h.h.: :tantrum: ERANDIS D'VOL NAKED AT ANY POINT IN TIME! ERANDIS D'VOL NAKED AT ANY POINT IN TIME! :tantrum:) Elina: MINE! *four-way catfight ensues, Elina taking on the other three and winning* Lilly: :mymy: :drool: Sarah: Where do they keep coming from? ----- 13: *standing over an Elina-shaped mold* :evillaugh ----- Tirmek: Wait, weren't you just dressed in red? Sarah: *now wearing black* That's just silly. Why would a Ninja wear bright red? Tirmek: I never said it was "bright" red. Sarah: Neither did I. Tirmek: :uh-huh: |
| Charles Phipps06-06-07, 05:18 AM | *Motoko yawns as she walks out of Terra's bedroom to stretch in the sun* Motoko: This is turning into a very vexing day. Sir Dracoth: You, evil doer! Motoko: Huh? Sir Dracoth: Long have I travelled across the plaines, deserts, and swamps to hunt you. You have slaughtered many of my brother warriors and left much carnage in your wake. Today is the day that you meet justice! Motoko: Just let me get my sword and I'll add another notch to its hilt. Sir Dracoth: I am a flexible Knight of the Church....SMITE! *Motoko is stabbed then through the heart by the blade even as it shatters inside her, filling her blood with lethal slivers to make it impossible to heal her* Sir Dracoth: Burn with the Keeper.....b*tch. Motoko: A Keeper's fang curse as well. Did you really hate me that much? Sir Dracoth: More. |
| DungeonJman06-06-07, 07:45 AM | OODungeonJ: Ok, for attempting to drive Kanatash sane, which we all know isn't possible anymore, i'm gonna have to make you listen to the Ten Commandments over and over again. Evil DungeonJ: Not gonna work. The people on this ship have violated them so many times that i'm immune from being driven insane by them just by being here. OODungeonJ: Fine, so plan B then. *takes out hammer with the First and Second Commandments and smacks Evil DungeonJ over the head with it* Evil DungeonJ: Wow, i'm surprised that hurt that much. Incidentally, do you know that there are three of you? *dissipates back into OODungeonJ's head* _________________________ NLOB: Ok, so i'm gonna need some new recruits for my army: *the following occurs* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSq32T3nc0M Well, this is awkward... Bunny: Tell me about it NLOB: You know what, just go back to what you were doing. Bunny: Don't need to tell me twice. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-06-07, 08:36 AM | Elina: Wait, isn't this Dandelion's lands?…… Ivy leans into the frame. Ivy: That was a long time ago. Dandelion is actually a descendant of people who were kicked out of Lhazaar for not being piratical enough. They migrated south to the tropical lands of Q'barra and Valenar, taking with them a chest of gold cursed by d'Vol. Tirmek: How do you know all this? Ivy: I first learned about it when I snuck into Captain Roy's room to read his diary. Lilly: Ivy, Ivy, Ivy…I've told you a thousand times, men have journals. Ivy: Then what's that thing with all the hearts on it that you keep locked in your beside table? Lilly: You…how…? Ivy: Saguaro's been imitating Scias. Anyway the book sitting on his desk turned out to be an acount of his ancestor Gill Tuna rescuing his beloved, the aristocratic Elinabeth Gwan, with the help of the notorious pirate Captain Jarlot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dlldcnL5Lg&mode=related&search= Lilly: Wow, Kaius's ancestor was an undead pirate. Ivy: And just one of the many reasons why Roy wanted to usurp him. Elina: Say, what are you doing here? This is our parody, after all. Ivy: :weep: I just wanted a break. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S BECOME LIKE FOR ME!! The constant, horrifying battles……My room has turned into a sea of carnage and destruciton…………… ********* Hyrd: Hyrd think pastels! Dandelion: No, no! Earth tones! |
| Lord Kale Fangblade06-06-07, 11:43 AM | taking with them a chest of gold cursed by d'Vol. Granny d'Vol: We always wondered what happened to that chest *in the patronisingly 'cute' voice reserved for animals* isnt that right wuffles, yes, yes it is. yes it is! Wuffles: *snuffling noise* OOC: to all new readers, Wuffles is a twelve foot tall horned skeleton covered in bits of dessicating skin with breath so bad that it can cut through bank valts. IC: Naz'roth: (Ihh: must. find. conversation point. to.remove awkwards silence) Wuffles, he's rather old now isnt he? Granny d'Vol: Yes. i've had him for over a millenia. Naz'roth: *trying not to breathe* i suppose you get used to the smell after a while. Granny d'Vol: *confused* What smell? Naz'roth: Ah. |
| rampant06-06-07, 02:30 PM | Teiza - Now You've done it. Sir Dracoth - Child run along these matters are none of your business. Teiza - That woman belongs to my sensei. Take any greivance against her up with Terra. A whip of shadow and crstal snaps at the heavy armor around the knight's knees, and rips it clean off. Teiza - That was a warning shot. A melon sized bulge forms at the end of the lash and slams the knight down into the underdecks. Teiza - And thats because I'm pprobably not going to get Sensei to teach me anything today after the mess you made of her woman. Motoko - Not you again *cough* Teiza - Save your strength.... I don't think I can remove these surgically, not without doing more damage than I fix. The other option isn't exactly safe or easy but it gives us more time. Tiny crystal threads extend from Teiza to Motoko. Teiza - I'm going to take over the circulatory duties for both of us. Dark liquid fills the hollow threads as Teiza's systems try to compensate for Motoko's damaged ones. Teiza - I can't keep this up indefinetly. (telepathy: SENSEI!) |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-06-07, 07:03 PM | Sir Dracoth: You fail to amuse me, child. I have seen things to make the blood curl, your stunt does not faze m- *gurk* From his chest (yes, through the armor) bursts a shadow spike, followed by several more bursting through at different angles. Sir Dracoth: *agony* *gurgle* *bleed* *cough* Teiza: :uh-huh: He's not dead yet? Shadows from the floor coalesce into Terra's form, the burning rage giving even Teiza pause. Terra: He still lives because I'm not done with him yet. Several tendrils extend from Terra's body, each finding a major nerve ending. Quickly to outside observers, but agonizingly slow to the soon-to-be ex-Knight, each burrows into his flesh, destroying the nerves as they move until they reach the internal organs. With a spray of blood, his body is torn apart. Teiza: Sens-? *wince* Terra leans down next to the two, the rage gone and a mix of apprehension and worry in its place. Terra: You've exposed yourself to the slivers. Even with your living crystal you can only take so much. Disengaging the link between her lover and her student, Terra connected herself to each with a shadowmatter link. Small bits of shadowmatter entered the bloodstreams of each, slowly but surely collecting the slivers and returning. Teiza was cleansed relatively quickly, but Motoko's wounds, both external and internal, were disturbingly severe. Whatever she was doing, it was obviously not pleasant as blood began dripping from her mouth. Terra: Teiza...this will take a bit. Clean up the body if you would. Teiza: But... Terra: *shakes her head* I'll be fine once this is done. Still concerned, Teiza heads off to collect the remains. Terra: (i.h.h.) Why did I do that? Such violent urges...almost beyond my control. No...not now. I'll deal with that later. Concentrate. I couldn't save Lisa, but by my brethren I will save you. *hours later* Motoko: Gah! She shot up upon awakening, quickly finding her wound healed and the intense pain that had spread through her body had faded. The events after being attacked were hazy, but she had heard Terra's voice before passing out. It was then she noticed that she was back in Terra's room, with the goddess herself next to her. Bleeding. Motoko: :eek: Are you ok?! Terra: No... I'm processing the fragments I pulled from you and Teiza. The curse is too much for me to neutralize straight out... After several more agonizing minutes of waiting, Motoko could see the color begin to return to Terra's face. She then helped Terra to her feet. Terra: Your sword... Motoko: What? Terra: Hand me your sword. Motoko warily handed her the blade, only to see Terra press the blade into her own gut. Motoko: :eek: *grabs the hilt, horrified* What are you DOING?! Terra: Trust me. With a single thrust, the blade went straight through her. What surprised Motoko the most was the sound of metal hitting the floor. Behind Terra, below the spot her sword poked through, was the blood-soaked and reconstructed blade that had broken off from her attacker's sword. Motoko: :confused: Why did you have to...? Terra: Stab myself? *pulls the sword out with a grunt* Easy. *cough* Had I tried to remove that with my own hands, or cough it up or something similar, it would have broken up again. I had to fool the blade into thinking it was being used again. That attack was intended to kill two birds with one stone. Teiza's interference saved you and gave me the time I needed to prevent a rash decision. Motoko: But he came for me... Terra: And I am your inspiration. He was likely not alone in the planning, but it's very likely that the intention was to kill you and trap your soul with the Keeper, and then, in my attempts to save you, cause me to take on those cursed slivers without guarding myself. Motoko: To what point or pourpose? Terra: Revenge. Retribution. Fear. Ambition. ...boredom. I have no idea. Motoko: :( ...I'm glad you're ok... Terra: *giggle* That's my line. *glomph* OOC: BTW, if anyone tells you that Pirates of the Caribbean: World's End isn't the best movie of the year, punch them for me. The critics are completely and totally full of crap. |
| Crystalforged06-06-07, 08:35 PM | OOC: I loved Pirates but saying its the best movie of the year would mean its better than 300, and I'm just not willing to say that sorry. Does that mean you're going to hit me now? :hides: |
| luna18moon06-06-07, 08:38 PM | OOC: BTW, if anyone tells you that Pirates of the Caribbean: World's End isn't the best movie of the year, punch them for me. The critics are competely and totally full of crap. OOC: That's what I'VE been telling people! POTC FOREVER! Slaypaw: My apologies for my entity. She has become... *shudders* ...a fangirl. OOC: I'm beginning to scare people and go into withdrawal if I don't read fanfic. I blame AWE (in a super-awesome fault way) for my addiction. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-06-07, 08:56 PM | Does that mean you're going to hit me now? :hides: OOC: Nah. I didn't see 300, so I can't say it isn't better or worse. After the trainwrecks that were Alexander and Troy, I just couldn't chance another awful movie about that era. I read the graphic novel, which was good, but I think it's gonna be a while before I can recover from those suck-fests. Now I have to wait a whole month before Transformers comes out. :mad: Is it just me or does the kid in the previews (supposedly the main character) look like Wil Wheaton during his Nestlie Cruncher days? Shut up, Westly. Even Wil Wheaton hates you. |
| Demonfey06-06-07, 10:02 PM | On the plus side, the Transformers video game comes out this month. |
| urial angel of death06-06-07, 10:08 PM | OOC: The critics said the second one sucked too. Hell the average score Serenity got was a 6 out of 10. Most critcis just hate sci-fi and fantasy. We can't help it if they have no taste. BTW I haven't seen at World's End yet so no spoilers. P.S. Advent Children's average was a 4.5 out of 10 |
| ratslinky06-06-07, 10:30 PM | OOC: Yeah Pirates of the Caribbean: Worlds End is one of the best movies I've ever seen. By the way is there a way I can see FMA in Australia? |
| rampant06-06-07, 10:31 PM | Fluffy - MEOW! (DEATH TO THE CRITICS!) Slaypaw - merow:rolleyes: (not again) Shred - purrrr:D Rip - mew (got the ropes) Tear - mer (hammer guns check) Mittens - mew (used litter box ready for action) |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-06-07, 10:42 PM | On the plus side, the Transformers video game comes out this month. OOC: Videogame based on a movie...is a...plus? :uh-huh: E.T. set the standard, and they haven't gotten much better since. Considering the opposite, I was sincerely terrified that Advent Children would suck after seeing The Spirits Within turn out to be not even remotely Final Fantasy related. Needless to say I was pleasantly surprised. |
| Demonfey06-06-07, 10:44 PM | Okay, when thought about in context of past ones, I'll admit, its not. But its the first one that I'd be willing to give a shot. |
| Charles Phipps06-07-07, 02:05 AM | OOC: Love the FMA Pirates trailer bit. That whole post was great rampant. IC: Motoko: I'm sorry, I failed you Terra. Terra: Shhh, that's allright. Motoko: I've got to wonder, why the Hell do these people keep attacking us? Rose: A shadow has passed over the land of Khovaire. Motoko: Aren't you supposed to be King of Aerenal? Rose: I was, but they drove me out. Terra: What happened? Rose: Someone attacked Sammantha. Terra: NO! Rose: One of the Blood of Vol. Terra: What happened? Rose: She was bitten....and then she bit me. Terra: What? *Rose showed his now pronounced canines* Terra: No.... *she couldn't hide a leftover repulsion for the undead* Rose: The majority of the Dragons on Eberron. The Old Ones at least. Bahamut and Tiamat are both banished. Sutekh has been removed but the Flame was irrepairably harmed. The Lords of Dust have lost their leader. All of this has thrown the magical forces of the world off balance. Terra: But they're recovering the orbs to fix those forces. Rose: It's not like switching off a lightswitch or on. Actions have consequences. The Emerald Claw has grown because we've eliminated most of their competition. The plague of vampirism is growing and Erandis Vol's power grows. Terra: I thought she was a big joke. Rose: And so was the Lord of Blades. Terra: Well at least you're alright. Rose: Terra, this may come as a great shock to you but being a vampire for the rest of eternity does not appeal to me. I'm still an elf of Aerenal and it was I who told Lilly that the only good kind is a dead one. I do not want to...live...like this. Terra: Rose... Rose: I don't know whether or not I'm going to show Lilly but I have a lot of thinking to do. I don't want to die but I don't want to spend my entire existence as a monster. Motoko: Monsters....pwah. Rose: Tell me, Motoko, have you told Terra that you're a child of the Mourning? Motoko: That's none of your business! Rose: New Cyre is the center of your worship Terra. A lot of people like to think there's hope for the Mournlands because of all you've done. A dark side to druidism has an appeal to people who watched not only countless family killed during the war but the very land reduced to magioactive ashes. Motoko: Shut up! Rose: Don't have a kinship with the monsters Motoko because you feel guilt and blame yourself for being a survivor. The creatures that inhabit the Mournlands now are horrors of the Keeper. You may think pledging yourself to the darkness in my sister's soul is the only thing that makes sense now but....it will destroy you. Motoko: :cries: Terra: Get out Rose. Rose: As you will. Terra: Motoko... Motoko: I'm sorry, Terra. I'm very sorry. I can't be her. I'm not a good person. I don't have forgiveness, justice, or mercy in my heart. After the Mourning wiped out all of the world around me, the only thing that made sense was despair. That's not who Lisa was. That's not the kind of woman you fall in love with. I'm....a Blackguard. A servant of evil. I can't make the world a better place even if I fight the monsters. Terra: ... Motoko: I should have died down in the darkness out there. |
| rampant06-07-07, 02:18 AM | Teiza - You are all so stupid!:mad: Terra - Here it comes.:rolleyes: Teiza - Let me tell you something about failure Motoko. Yes you slipped up, you failed to defeat your opponent. Yes that failure caused suffering to those around you. LIVE WITH IT! The next step is to make sure it doesn't happen again. Whining isn't helping anyone, least of all me. Suicidal behavior will not absolve the debts you have accrued this day, before you asked yes I checked with Squishy, now I figure you owe me about a bajillion ice cream sundaes. Get to work! Terra - :heehee: Teiza - YOU'RE A TWICE BLAMED GODDESS! Vampirism is an easy fix. Stab the bastard with a stake and rez the spoony bum! Rose - Have you no appreciation for drama. Teiza - No not really. |
| Charles Phipps06-07-07, 02:19 AM | Elina: Awesome! *summons Esper of Lilly in Platemail* Lilly: I am a Esper of Justice! Tirmek: More like Idiocy. Lilly: SPECIAL ATTACK! *Tirmek is hit with lightning* Tirmek: Elina! Elina: Sorry, need to practice a bit more with my summonings. *Puts on cute Witch's hat from XX12* Elina: It's amazing, this class has like hundreds of changes of costume! Sarah: What's that special ability called? Elina: Cosplay! *She was now dressed as a sexy white mage!* Sarah: I like my special ability. *Sarah starts eating a nearby Karrnath soldier and he doesn't notice* Tirmek: The infliction of damage.... Sarah: GRRRR... Tirmek: I promised I'd no longer KILL Lilly or try to break him up with Elina. That doesn't mean I can't hurt him. Sarah: Okay. Lilly: SPOONY MINSTREL!? Tirmek: I guess he didn't realize you were a Paladin and a Wizard. Lilly: THIS SUCKS! Elina: Actually, I heard in order to make Bards more badass, they really broke that class and all the books have pulled it. Lilly: Bards cannot be badass! Tirmek: In this we agree. Lilly: But fine, I'll take the damn special abilities. Sarah: According to this, you get the past stat ups you've done repeated except doubled. Elina: That's ridiculous. That's like a +2 bonus to four skills that Lilly's raised. Lilly: Actually, I took that bonus twice. Elina: So +4? Lilly: well I only raised one stat. Elina: :OMG: Tirmek: What do you have a +16 in now? Lilly: Wisdom. *Lilly blinks a second and rubs his eyes* Lilly: WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THOSE NINJAS COME FROM!? *he points just to the side where there's like 2 dozen* *hours later* Sarah: How the hell do we have no difficulty slaying eleven of these guys but the last is nearly impossible to kill!? Lilly: It's the inverse ninja rule. Sarah: Oh, tha....*Sarah stops* Lilly: What? Sarah: You knew something. Lilly: Yeah? Sarah: YOU BROKE TIRMEK! *Tirmek has two crosses out and is waving them in Lilly's direction* Tirmek: UNHOLY SPAWN! BACK TO THE HELL YOU CAME FROM! *Elina stabs the Ninja in the foot, inflicting 1 damage* Ninja: GURG! *dies* Sarah: Okay, now what? Lilly: Well, clearly, we have to break Captain Jarlot out of a Lhazaar Jail where he's been sentenced to death for piracy by Commander Norrington. From there, we must prepare to find a cursed ship that will take us to Davy Jone's Locker and confront the undead Pirate in his fortress before he raises a great horde of Sea Ghouls to cover the Eberron in darkness. Tirmek: Where the Hell did you learn that? Lilly: I asked an old man in a tavern. Geez, you guys have been doing it the hard way all this time haven't you? Tirmek: NO! NO! NO! THIS IS AGAINST ALL THE LAWS OF TERRA AND MAN! Lilly: The story goes like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx5JIGFVIAg OOC: Yes, from this point on Lilly is now an ultimate master of his idiom! Aware of all the wonders of D&D and Eberron's peculiar rules but also fantasy RPGS. He is the ULTIMATE ENEMY OF EVIL! Partially also based on Van Von Hunter. www.vanvonhunter.com |
| rampant06-07-07, 02:31 AM | Lily - Tirmek looks entirely too relieved. Sarah - He's reminding himself that our classes reset to normal after the orbs are collected. Lily - Are you kidding? I can make spot checks now! Forget it. Elina - You are aware he has hadoken right? Lily - But i thought my Dragonslave was Hadoken. Sarah - No Tirmek is blackmage, he has Hadoken. He's just been tweaking it since he has a vested intrest in not weakening love. Now it just feeds off your soul. |
| Charles Phipps06-07-07, 02:35 AM | Lilly: Actually, I'm pretty sure Tirmek was Thief. Sarah: I'm Thief. Elina: No, look, Lilly was Black Mage and Fighter. Lilly: Being a psychotic caster. Also, because I was an idiot. Tirmek: YOU ARE AN IDIOT! IT IS A FUNDAMENTAL LAW OF REALITY! Elina: You're the money grubber part of Thief Sarah. Sarah: COINS! Elina: Tirmek is the Scheming part of Thief, Know it all of Red Mage, and he cross dresses. *Tirmek in a dress* Tirmek: Do not. Elina: I'm White Mage. Lilly: Whatever, in any case, come my beautiful assistant! We go off to fight evil? Elina: Your what now? |
| rampant06-07-07, 02:47 AM | Tirmek - HADOKEN! ... ... fizzle Tirmek - Ok that didn't work. LILYDOKEN! Lily - Ahhhhhhhhhh SMACK! Lily - ouch Scene zooms out to show Lily tangled in a weather vane. Elina - Feel better. Tirmek - Yes actually. Technically its not cross dressing if you're a girl at the time. Elina - I know better than to get into that argeument. |
| DungeonJman06-07-07, 03:18 AM | NLOB: I AM NOT A JOKE!!! And for the record, i have a bunch of druids working on this problem for the people who will eventually be coming in here for business at some point. *various patches of natural ecosystem are seen randomly around the Mournland* Ok, so they have to be bonded to the area for life and can only affect a quarter of a mile per a certain power level... it's still better than nothing. The alternative would be to construct some sort of eldritch machine to heal the land until it could naturally heal, or have it run permanently if that isn't possible and i sure as Khyber don't have the funds for that. _______________________ For some reason, the Lord of Blades doesn't have many druid followers. ________________________ Reasons Why I Couldn't Do Squat To Help: 1: Standard E.B.N.E. rules to not mess with characters in a way that will benefit them, despite however much you may want it. 2: The following scene below: Angel of Healing (As with all angels in my posts, name is not disclosed due to avoid setting off religious arguments): Wow, how nice is it that my superiors have decided to send me to cure even unbelievers. Now let the healing... *sees area that Lilly, Tirmek, Sarah, and Elina passed through, where a large mass of people is lying on the ground injured, like that scene in Gone With the Wind* Angel of Healing: :( *sighs* I've got a lot of work to do. *meanwhile* OODungeonJ: Where is that angel?! |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-07-07, 05:33 AM | NLOB: Now if I could just do something about the rejection issue. *several low-power druids go flying by* NLOB: It's not fair when the land fights off even the ones versed in it's workings. It's just not good business. ----- Terra: Motoko...I don't expect you to be Lisa. I expect you to be you. But I draw the line at one thing. I never want to hear you regret you lived. I don't. Motoko: That's why I chose you. The things you've done, the plots you've overcome. You outmaneuvered one of the Dark Six while still mostly mortal. It gives hope to those of us so overshadowed by our own powerlessness... Terra: Hope? Hope for what? Revenge? Overcoming your opponents? That's a fancy way of saying you want to be in their shoes. Motoko: That's not true! Terra: *hug* It may not be what you tell yourself, but it is. You act as if I don't know exactly how you feel. How the anger masks the pain, the sense of power the act of making your enemy beg for their life before running them through gives you, how your wounds justify any means to your imagined end. I killed more people before I was 100 than you've met in your life, simply because I enjoyed those few moments that my heart stopped screaming... Motoko: So I'm an anathema to you. Terra: Now you're just being silly. I'm saying I understand. Even after I stopped the outright slaughter, I found an even more insidious outlet for my contempt towards a world that had taken so much from me. Motoko: Your network? Terra: We were not nice people. I justified to myself what we did for nearly a century and a half, but in the end it was just evil. It was almost worse because it was streamlined, efficient, and took advantage of the rampant escapism that gripped the continent during the Last War. I love Volrath, he's the closest I have to a little brother, but he's pretty much the only link I have left to my old self... Motoko: You don't sound so sure of that. Terra: Well, recent events have brought up a lot of questions. The chaos growing from the magical energy being thrown around is affecting me in ways I can't explain. Old habits resurface, old feelings magnified, old wounds screaming as if they just happened. Motoko: Is that why you fry so many of your more militant worshipers? Terra: I don't know. I see them...so close to becoming exactly what they hate...and I just can't hold back. In a way, I'm glad to hear most of my followers worship me for what I stand for, and not merely because I'm a goddess. Godhood has given me no clarity. For everything new thing I see, something takes its place to muddle the picture. It has given me no purpose. It gave me only one thing that, until recently, I thought made it worth the gamble. Motoko: Freedom? Terra: No. Ironic, isn't it? It was the one thing I desired most, yet it was the only thing I can never have. Not even death would accomplish that now. The one thing it gave me was the power to defend those I held dear. And yet...even that has proven inadequate. I gain power, only to find a higher level in the plots I seem to play a part in... |
| Lord Kale Fangblade06-07-07, 07:15 AM | Tara busied herself with sorting the books in her Library, it was disgusting how quickly the others messed up the order she'd so painstakingly created in here. Tara: (ihh) Erandis has the Aereni under her thumb now... it wont be long until the other nations follow. but ... what can i do? Confront her? stop her? she's family, no matter what happens she's still family... some of the only family i have left Tara scowled and rammed a book onto the shelf, sending up a cloud of dust. Tara: Damn it all to Khyber, i wish Sa'vor was here. he'd know what to do, he always led us. of course... now he's gone. Im in Charge now, but... im not sure which path to take. and if i chose the wrong one... what that will cost us, Feal'Thas has a family now, we cant afford to lose him. Sithis, despite his skill and intelligence is just far too inexperienced. Naz'roth, well... he's mystified by the actions of mortals. Tara sighed, continuing to sort the books with her hands. Tara: I know Naz'roth tries hard.. but he's just doesnt understand. he's an immortal, he's been around since before the age of demons. even i can only pathom some of his thoughts... It looks like im going to need time to think. and plan. I dont pretend to know Erandis's plot, or her plans. but i know she will ask us to help her. And that is somthing i cannot do. Eberron might not be perfect, far from it, but the one we have now is much better than the hell she'll create. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-07-07, 08:05 AM | Rose: Terra, this may come as a great shock to you but being a vampire for the rest of eternity does not appeal to me. I'm still an elf of Aerenal and it was I who told Lilly that the only good kind is a dead one. I do not want to...live...like this.……I don't know whether or not I'm going to show Lilly but I have a lot of thinking to do. I don't want to die but I don't want to spend my entire existence as a monster. Bunny: Not only are vampires annoying because they aren't dead when they're supposed to be, but then they whine constantly about it. 13: :D Terra: ……simply because I enjoyed those few moments that my heart stopped screaming...… Bunny: And you couldn't keep going?!? Terra: ……Godhood has given me no clarity. For everything new thing I see, something takes its place to muddle the picture. It has given me no purpose.……… ……I gain power, only to find a higher level in the plots I seem to play a part in... Word Being: Hello? God of knowing that power is crap over here? I run a place for dumping your problems? OOcat: I don't think you're allowed in the commentary booth. Word Being: It's just that I see all this ultimate power going around, and no one dealing with it in an intelligent manner. Why shouldn't I advertise? |
| urial angel of death06-07-07, 10:17 AM | Volrath: Motoko, the biggest problem with revenge is that it spawns more revenge. So if you commit to vengence you must be thorough about it. You must kill everyone your enemy ever loved, all of his family, friends, mates, everyone who ever loved him, and all of their connections as such as well. Too bad that makes you just as bad as the person you were going after. Unless they drove away their own family, or came from a lineage of evil. I really hope that either you stoop to that level or forgo revenge entirely, because I don't want to be related to someone unable to do a job right. |
| rampant06-07-07, 10:18 AM | Teiza - Thats very deep and all, but its not getting me My Ice cream sundaes. Motoko - You have a one-track stomach don't you. |
| urial angel of death06-07-07, 10:40 AM | In a prison camp somewhere is Siberia. Knock, konck, knock went the door. Damn thought Yuri it's going to be another one of those idiot generals or American press people. They always show up without any warning and fail to go through the proper channels. Then they either whine or bully their way in, and it means a lot of extra paperwork on my part. Unless he could push the job off on someone else... Yuri: Josef it's your turn to deal with the idiots. Josef: Hell no! I had to deal with the last visitor! Yuri: That was your wife! Josef: Your point! Yuri: Fine! Yuri was relieved to see through the eye slit not an old Russian man, or fat Americans wielding cameras, but a very pretty young girl. Yuri: So who ordered you?... -------- Yuri's head explodes in a shower of blood and skull fragments. His body falls to the floor followed by a lit stick of dynamite. Josef and the other guards barely have time to react before it blows the steel frontdoor right off its hinges. Immediately after the explosion cleared in strides Satnak. She is armed from head to toe with all of the finest weaponry modern technology has to offer, everything but the H-bomb. What comes next is a wholesale slaughter. Every single guard is killed or disabled before he can reach his weapon, as Satnak empties her weapons into them not even bothering to reload, simply dropping finished weapons and switching to fresh one. ---------- By the time Izzy and co. come in Satnak is standing alone it a room covered in blood, and body parts. Dorvos, Lisa, and Micheal: :eek: Izzy: You didn't have to do that. I had the right papers. Satnak: *panting* Now where's the fun in that? |
| urial angel of death06-07-07, 10:45 AM | Teiza - Thats very deep and all, but its not getting me My Ice cream sundaes. Motoko - You have a one-track stomach don't you. Volrath: *eye glaze over* Mmmm ice cream. *drools* Lenneth: Crap you broke dad. Myrr: Now we're gonna have to spend all day pouring syrup down his throat while playing Grateful Dead CDs. Motoko: Wouldn't it be easier just to give him ice cream? Myrr: He's lactose intolerant. Motoko: :confused: |
| DungeonJman06-07-07, 01:06 PM | *Bobb is seen sneaking around the ship* Bobb: Soon, phase 2 of my plan will be complete! OODungeonJ: What are you doing? Bobb: Uh, uhhhhh... OODungeonJ: Save it. *vanishes and a huge monster appears in his place, prompting this scene* http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/7306/motivator0f9cc9b43be95a9351312.jpg And on an unrelated note, this needed to be posted: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLfQBgSRxzI&mode=related&search= |
| Demonfey06-07-07, 01:18 PM | The elemental plane of ice cream (between the planes of ice and dairy) Random ice cream elemental: Did you just get a feeling of impending doom? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-07-07, 02:04 PM | The elemental plane…(…of…dairy) OOC: Ah, yes, flowing from the gigantic udder of Audhumbla, the source of all rakshasa-destroying spells. Random Rakshasa: Damn lactose intolerance! |
| rampant06-07-07, 02:49 PM | Tirmek - I think you have that mixed up, its processed sugar that makes Rakshasa Loco. Volrath - I'm lactose intolerant. |
| Demonfey06-07-07, 02:57 PM | Ilt: Who's to say that particular rakshasa isn't also lactose intolerant? The title did say random rakshasa after all. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-07-07, 02:57 PM | Tirmek - I think you have that mixed up, its processed sugar that makes Rakshasa Loco. OOC: Our mistake. Cow ninja with Weapon Focus/Specialization "Udder Squirt" facing off against a rakshasa: Uh oh. :mymy: |
| rampant06-07-07, 03:18 PM | Rakshasa Bard - IT'S LAST BLOODY DAMNED! PLACE WE HAVEN'T LOOKED! Rakshasa Sorcerer - Alright:rolleyes: we'll look at this stupid airship already! Rakshasa Assasin - Well according to the local underworld that place is pretty dangerous. We can't try to pass as normal recruits. The redshirts as they're calledhave startling mortality rates. Rakshasa Bard - *holds up a camp Forgotten freedom poster* -------------------------------------- Robrands - Hey look new kids. (R.B.) Tom - I feel ppretty. (R.S.) Susie - I'll get you for this. (R.A.) Rollins - Pipe it you two. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-07-07, 03:31 PM | Rakshasa Bard - *holds up a camp Forgotten freedom poster* Bunny: Advantages: Lower mortality rate. :mad: 13: Disadvantages: Other campers. :devil: |
| Paulon06-07-07, 03:48 PM | OOPaulon: Of the two, I think I'd prefer the higher death rate... |
| rampant06-07-07, 05:53 PM | OOC: Its no fun just killing them. Bunny - I disagree. OORamapant - Break them. |
| Paulon06-07-07, 05:58 PM | OOPaulon: Maybe I should have said 'If I were them, I'd prefer the higher death rate..." Poor little suckers... :evillaugh |
| DungeonJman06-07-07, 06:00 PM | So what courses/activities do you think they be doing? |
| Demonfey06-07-07, 06:09 PM | My suggestions: 24 hour redshirt period (to weed out the weak and stupid):evillaugh Survival (taught by Benedick) Arts and Crafts, taught by Chalky Kanatash's torture course again Satnak training session. |
| DungeonJman06-07-07, 06:19 PM | So none of them will be taking Nalfein's "How to Not Be Seen" Course? :devil: |
| rampant06-07-07, 07:24 PM | Robrands - Did you see the newbs? Ernest - poor saps actually signed up that psycho Nalfein's class willingly. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-07-07, 07:40 PM | So none of them will be taking Nalfein's "How to Not Be Seen" Course? :devil: Bunny: Best. Class. Ever. |
| Crystalforged06-07-07, 07:53 PM | I imagine the class would have to go something like this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=W1vimQGolaw). |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-07-07, 07:55 PM | So none of them will be taking Nalfein's "How to Not Be Seen" Course? :devil:OOC: That depends on whether Rei gets off his lazy butt and reads the thread. ETA is "later". Proper Reverence For Your Diety - Terra Killing in Your Diety's Name - Motoko Chew Toys 101 - Sarah Ghosts, Spirits, and Other Things That Can't Get The Hint That They're Dead - Elina Artificer-style Mad Science - Teiza & Momo (Scias assisting) OOC: I figure Caralot's got the genetics side of this one. Tentacles and you - Deis (waiver required) First Aid 101 - Nina (taught alongside the above) I imagine the class would have to go something like this (http://youtube.com/watch?v=W1vimQGolaw).OOC: Yep, pretty much. Awesome find, Crystalforged. |
| ratslinky06-07-07, 08:36 PM | How To Tell If Your Drink Is Spiked And What To Do If It Is: Gaz What To Do If You Drink A Spiked Drink: Gaz Partying 101: Gaz How To Spike Peoples Drinks: Gaz What To Do If You Get Caught Spiking Someones Drink: Gaz How To Get All The Alcohol From These Classes Out Of Your System Before You Die: Gaz |
| rampant06-07-07, 08:50 PM | Sculpture - Dorvos Dance - Corre and Tear Etiquette - Serene Game Theory, Strategy, and applications there of - Satnak |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-07-07, 08:55 PM | How To Tell If Your Drink Is Spiked And What To Do If It Is: Gaz What To Do If You Drink A Spiked Drink: Gaz Partying 101: Gaz How To Spike Peoples Drinks: Gaz What To Do If You Get Caught Spiking Someones Drink: Gaz How To Get All The Alcohol From These Classes Out Of Your System Before You Die: Gaz Kithle: *wearing the Head Councellor outfit and scribbling on a clipboard* Ok, Gaz. You've got some good stuff here. Lots of potential mischeif. There's just too little material for each class, and they're all related. I'm condensing all of it into one course, and you can go in sections. Gaz's revised course - Spiked Drinks 101 Gaz: *takes the clipboard* Won't we be a bit rushed? Kithle: Drunk campers. High course load. Painful consequences for failure. What about this isn't a plus? Gaz: ...you're my hero. Kithle: That's great, kid. Now you may want to find a way to dissolve that uber glue you and your little girlfriend created. Gaz: :confused: *tries to set down the clipboard* ...oh. Kithle: Say it. Gaz: You Magnificent Bastard. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-07-07, 09:00 PM | Making alchohol for Gaz's class.—Silver How to make non-alchoholic alchohol for Gaz's class so that his spiking drinks doesn't work.—13 How to kill all the witnesses so that no one can tell that you messed with the ingredients for Gaz's class.—Bunny |
| Demonfey06-07-07, 09:12 PM | Ilt: Driving 101 Drunk Driving 101 (for those coming out of Gaz's class) Also driving the medic wagon. |
| Charles Phipps06-07-07, 09:21 PM | Lilly: ARE YOU...EVIL? *hefts giant sword above his head* Little Girl: Hello Mister Man! Elina: LILLY! You're supposed to be wiser now! Lilly: Undectable Alignment, shapechanging abilities, Illusions, or perhaps a priest of a goodly religion despite being evil. VERY dangerous. Elina: Oh good grief, he's now using rationales to justify his stupidity. Lilly: Hold on, I sense Evil Afoot. *Lilly charges into a nearby mansion* *A man cries, a stake through his heart as stumbles out* Elina: OH MY GOD! LILLY! YOU MURDERED SOMEONE! Tirmek: What else is new? *The Man reveals fangs and gurgles blood* Peasant Girl: OH THANK YOU! YOU'VE RESCUED ME FROM THE EVIL OF THE VAMPIRES! Lilly: Okay, help me rip off his clothes Elina. Elina: Wha? Lilly: We'll rifle his pockets for change! Duh! Peasant Girl: Ummmmm.... Lilly: SWEET! A WAND! Plus 30 copper! Peasant Girl: I'm repaying you with sexual offerings here! Lilly: AND ALSO THE KEY TO THE JAIL CELL! Tirmek: Why would a random vampire have the key needed to complete our quest? Lilly: I think the real question is...WHY WOULDN'T HE? Tirmek: Ugh. Peasant Girl: *Is then grabbed by a random monster that's down the street* Lilly: Okay, now we've got the key! It's time to go rescue Jarlot! Sarah: Have you noticed there's an absurdly large number of monsters wandering the streets here? Lilly: Yeah, we've moved out of FF to Bard's Tale somewhere. The towns are just as dangerous. Sarah: Then why would anyone live here!? Lilly: Why wouldn't they? Sarah: ??? Lilly: I guess you just don't have a high enough wisdom score to appreciate it. Peasant Girl: HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! Lilly: What? A Damsel in distress! *CHARGES* Elina: I'd be mad but this is the 8th time he's rescued that girl without noticing she's throwing herself at him. |
| DungeonJman06-07-07, 09:30 PM | *posts up sign labeled "The Water Course Way"* (R.S.) Susie: But what kind of class is it? OODungeonJ: One of the qualifications for this class is that you have to know what that means. Otherwise, you will not be able to understand a word. Evil DungeonJ: It's a part of his 9Dragons addiction and him manifesting on this world as a swordsage. OODungeonJ: Quiet you! Susie: And if i still don't know what that means? OODungeonJ: :headexplo THEN YOU CAN NOT TAKE THE CLASS!!! |
| Charles Phipps06-07-07, 09:38 PM | Ivy: I hate being ignored by my Big Brother now that he has a girlfriend. Keeper: Psst, hey, Ivy old buddy Ivy: OH NO! NOT YOU AGAIN! Keeper: Oh, hush, have I ever steered you wrong? Ivy: You got me killed! Keeper: You got better didn't you!? Ivy: True. Keeper: In any case, there's a serious shortage of evil villains running around. Ivy: I'm NEUTRAL GOOD! Keeper: Misguided champion of a disadvantaged minority group. Like Magneto. Ivy: I'm a Bard! Keeper: So was Emperor Palpatine! Ivy: Really? Keeper: Yep! Why he only used Shocking Grasp in the entire time he was there. Also telekinesis. Ivy: I'm not going to be a villain. Keeper: Two words. Class change. Ivy: I'm in. Keeper: Okay, just sign right here....here...and on page 4's bottom. *does so* *is transformed into a redheaded bishounen with long flowing robes* Ivy: Does it come with henchmen? Keeper: You get...Goblins. Ivy: EVIL Goblins? Keeper: More like the Brownie baking kind. Ivy: Dammit! Keeper: You also get a helpful and intellectual assistant. Jacob Hunter: Hello! Ivy: But Jacob sucks! Keeper: Quiet, he's just a straight man. Ivy: I'll need a new name... Keeper: Good good. Ivy: The Prince of Fire...no. The Prince of Fireballs. No...The Prince of Flames! YES! Jacob Hunter: Excellent sire, I'll announce it. Ivy: Now I'll finally get the respect I deserve! Crowds: ALL HAIL THE FLAMING PRINCE! |
| DungeonJman06-07-07, 10:09 PM | Rule 46 of this world Ivy, if you did not recieve respect before, you will not after a name change. Just remember that the Dark Side always leads to... *reads contract* Wait... this thing replaces a health plan with a pool table. And requires you to do evil, angst ridden rants at poetry clubs once a week. Apparently you also get a free small soda at the movies as long as you can prove you're a real villain. ____________________________ And why does the Keeper in this instance seem a lot like 13? ____________________________ Gaz: Wait, so you're here and talking to Ivy simultaneously? OODungeonJ: It's covered in the class. But you can only have one duplicate in order to maintain the balance of Yin and Yang. It's very philosophy oriented. |
| rampant06-07-07, 10:23 PM | OOC: I'm not one to bring actual rules into the FF. But are you using a third party version of the Swordsage, DungeonJ? --------------------------------------------------------------------- |
| DungeonJman06-07-07, 10:29 PM | OOC: Oh heck no. This is typical E.B.N.E. junk. The swordsage class i use normally, for the most part.The class is more of a mental exercise for martially aligned characters than a level up. But the duplicate is just made up for this scene. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-07-07, 10:33 PM | Crowds: ALL HAIL THE FLAMING PRINCE!OOC: Cue one :rofl: award for you. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-08-07, 01:32 AM | Elina: *Over Limit* Tirmek: Why'd she get all glowy and surrounded by shadow? Lilly: It's like a Limit Break, which means- Sarah: Pay attention! The group is fending off a Sahuagin invasion, killing countless numbers, but the influx is just too much. Elina: I call upon the Hammer of Godly Thunder! Sarah: WTF? Lilly: :bored: Like I was ABOUT to say, this battle won't be going on much longer. Elina: I summon thee! Come, Volt (http://sheena.canalblog.com/Volt.jpg)! A ball of purple lightning with eyes forms above the field of battle, sending waves of lightning coursing through the enemy forces and decimating their numbers to the point of retreat. Sarah: That was SO COOL! Lilly: Score one for Tales of Symphonia ripoffs. Tirmek: I refuse to believe that worked. Lilly: Now summon- Elina: Undine (http://www.rpgfan.com/pics/tales-gc/art-011.jpg), Luna (http://www.rpgfan.com/pics/tales-gc/art-017.jpg), and Celsius (http://images.minitokyo.net:8001/view/27970.jpg) refuse to come out till you promise to stop drooling over them. Lilly: :raincloud |
| rampant06-08-07, 01:54 AM | Tirmek - I hate this parody. Lily - You can always- Tirmek - Even 87 stabbings for Lily gets old after awile. Lily - dur..... Sarah - Hey I think his wisdom is back to normal. Lily - I think I just failed a listen check. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Robrands - What are you doing? Nemisis - :D Robrands - Stop it. Nemisis - :D Robrands - :twitch: Nemisis - :D Robrands - RUN AWAY! |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-08-07, 03:09 AM | Camp Freedom Year 2 survivors returnees: 10 Camp Freedom Year 2 new meat arrivals: 300 Day 1 ----- Deis: Hello and welcome to Tentacles and You. Newbie 1: The hell? Our councellor is younger than we are! Newbie 2: Yeah, what do they take us for? Newbie 3: My parents are gonna hear about this. Deis: I see we have volunteers. For your first lesson, I'd like the three chatterboxes right there to step forward. Newbie 2: :rolleyes: Oh, great. We're gonna be scolded by a five year old. Deis: As I'm sure most of you are aware of, this *snaps her fingers and one appears from the shadows next to her* is a tentacle. I'm here to show you the uses, mechanics, and dangers of these most wonderful of appendages. Nina: *sigh* :( I'll get the mop. All three: :confused: Deis: Now many of you are probably thinking "Why am I taking orders from someone almost a third my age?" To answer that question, I'll give a demonstration of the dangers. Snapping her fingers again, countless more tentacles appear about the formerly noisy and now increasingly freaked out newbies. Deis: When used properly, these can aid in everything from accomplishing complex tasks to battle to relaxation. When used improperly, this can happen. *snaps her fingers* Newbie 1, 2, & 3: :eek: :OMG! ORGY OF VIOLENCE! Deis: Now, are there any more questions? All newbies: :hides: Nemesis: I'm feeling pessimistic. I give them two days. Deis: Normally I'd figure you underestimate my abilities, but my sister's gonna be patching up anything she can find at least most of the pieces to. Turgut: Crikey, that's one fierce little critter! Don't try this at home, kids. *tackles the blood soaked tentacles* Nemesis: I still can't figure out how he lasted this long. What is it with being too stupid to die? |
| ratslinky06-08-07, 06:08 AM | Camp Freedom Year 2 Night 1 Spiked Drinks 101 Class Number 90 ----- Gaz: Welcome to Spiked Drinks 101. Before I begin I would just like to say that I'm new to this teaching thing so I may forget to tell you some thing. I saw Nemesis and some of the other returnees going through and replacing some of the ingredients for some of the spikes that I was going to demonstrate, so that's why I hid the most fun spikes where you guys couldn't find them. As you can see, there are ninety-one shots of vodka before you, one of them is spiked. Now,each of you pick up one shot of the vodka, and when I say drink, if you picked the wrong shot you have been spiked and will turn blue for five minutes. If not, well then you have one point. You must acquire one thousand points by the end of the camp to pass. Okay, you may now pick up your drinks. Take your time to try and spot any differences between the drinks, to see if you can find the spiked one. *It takes a while but they all finally pick their vodka shots* Gaz: Drink! *All the newbies down their shots in one go while the returnees sip their drinks gingerly. Several things happened to the newbies ranging from. :gel: to :ghosted:.* Gaz: *To those still conscious* Well you except for those of you who sipped gingerly you all failed. That's one of the things I forgot to tell you never trust someone who has spiked a drink. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade06-08-07, 06:56 AM | OOC: Tara- Necromancy 101 Naz'roth- Demonology Sithis- Advanced Arcana and Magical Theory IC: Gaz: wait, Necromancy 101... that doesnt sound too dangerous Sithis: *gives him alook* Where do you think she'll be getting the corpses from? Gaz: Oh. right. Well, we all know Demonology is dangerous. Sithis: Intimatly. Gaz: wha- Sithis: *dangerous expersion* Dont ask. Gaz: (ihh... awwwkward.) sooo.... What about your subject, it doesnt exactly sound leathal. more boring Sithis: I made it as complecated as i could so that it would scare people off, that way i wouldnt have to teach lessons. **** Sithis is sat with his feet up on his desk, reading a book, with the rather content expression of someone who has nothing to do, and doesnt mind it. the sound of scraping chairs breaks through his calm. Sithis looks up. to see tom, suzie and rollins. Sithis: what the hell are you doing here? Rollins: its a class. we're here to be taught. Sithis: :bored: in advanced arcana- Suzie: and magic theory *beams* Sithis: (ihh) either these three are utterly stupid. or extremly smart. on this ship, its probably the first one. *evil internal smile* the next hour passes slowly for the three rakshasa, as Sithis goes into a deep and complicated lecture on Temporal magical theory, accompinied with diagrams and complex sigils. death by bordom is only just avioded by the sound of the bell. all three scramble out of the class as fast as they can. Sithis, goes back to reading his book in silence, enjoying the peace and quiet. Sithis: (ihh) Bliss. |
| DungeonJman06-08-07, 11:28 AM | *looks around* Dang it. Well, i sort of knew that no one was going to come. 15 year olds can't understand martial arts/swordsage philosophy unless they grew up in a monestary or are really darn intelligent and like it. Well, that's not going to stop me from talking. Evil DungeonJ: Oh yes it is. *messes up his brain from the inside* OODungeonJ: GAAAAH! Ok, fine. fine. Might as well see what everyone else is doing. |
| Demonfey06-08-07, 12:15 PM | Driving 101 Ilt: Before we start, how many of you had Gaz's class before this? About half the class raises their hands. Ilt: You want the class right after this one, then. Now, today we'll be covering animal driven vehicles. Of course, getting animals that might be considered normal was too difficult, so its luck of the draw today. So- He takes out a hat, full of pieces of paper Ilt: Take a piece of paper, and that's the animal you'll be working with. The first one up is Robrands. He draws a piece. Ilt (looking over his shoulder): Crocodile. Ouch. Watch your hands. Robrands: :weep: Then his animal comes out, and eats a newbie. Ilt: Looks like you're in luck. It should be full after that meal. Nemesis is next. Ilt: ...Pseudonatural nightmare? Didn't even know we had any. Nemesis: :D Ilt (ihh): Creepy...(out loud): Okay, NEXT! (Soon, the others also have animals. Some of them are mauled, some eaten, and one is made into a herring.) Ilt: Now, get your animals attached to whichever vehicle fits and let's begin. (More newbies get mauled and/or eaten.) |
| rampant06-08-07, 05:33 PM | Ilt - Looks like your gator fell asleep. Take another critter. Robrands - No I'm fine really. Ilt - Nope get that sled hitched up to what ever is left in the bin. Robrands - :weep: Porcupine - :devil: |
| Enlong06-08-07, 06:53 PM | OOC: Wait, I'm confused. What, exactly, is Camp Freedom? Moog: Better find out quick, I've been idle for too long. OOEnlong: Oh, real original:rolleyes: |
| Paulon06-08-07, 07:01 PM | OOC: Wait, I'm confused. What, exactly, is Camp Freedom? Camp Freedom was a means to make some cash... uh... educate the children of Khovaire in useful life skills, as arranged by the noble worldsavers of the legendary Forgotten Freedom. :D The parents sent their kiddies off to the summer camp, paid lots of cash, and hopefully got rid of the little irritants for good. In the end most got killed in the classes, and the survivors were seen living in the lower decks, subsisting on whatever was foolish enough to get caught, such as redshirts and (almost) Captain Rose. Apparently they managed to escape and get home, because their parents sent them back for the next year's course... :rofl: |
| DungeonJman06-08-07, 07:08 PM | Why the heck did i put an evening class here? No one showed up for the first. Ah well, i guess i was really bored. Well, better see if anyone is here. *looks around and is surprised to see a single half-elf equivalent of a 10 year old there* Well, i didn't expect anyone to come. Tell me, what's your name? Child: Sarfen. Why now? Sarfen: This time seemed more conductive for the type of thing being done here. *somewhat impressed* I see. Now for this class, any who take it must understand the name, otherwise they can not be let in. Please recite in the form of meditation which it is used. Sarfen: *thinks for a minute*: I think it was... The Tao is the Water Course Way. *I am now genuinely impressed for him knowing the meditation in the first place. It is a symbol of having some insight.* Very good. But do you know what that means? Sarfen: Ummmm..... Didn't expect you to, after all, this is the introductory class. As this is the first class, it is not a long one, just to get to know people, but you do have the homework of reading the first 4 chapters of this. *hands him a large blue and white manual labeled: Basics of Wu-Tang, as written by Zhang Sanfeng* Oh and one more thing. *takes out a device that looks remarkably similar to a metal detector and passes it over him* Sarfen: Uh, what is that? Last kid that came here with a noble personality, which this class only attracts, was a vessel for 3 different rajahs, a demon, his servant and his children, and the fragment of a resident of this ship's personality. We don't mind basketcases on the Forgotten Freedom, but we do mind it if you're a spy or the main part of a villainous plot. *ding* All clear. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-08-07, 07:51 PM | Last kid that came here with a noble personality, which this class only attracts, was a vessel for 3 different rajahs, a demon, his servant and his children, and the fragment of a resident of this ship's personality. We don't mind basketcases on the Forgotten Freedom, but we do mind it if you're a spy or the main part of a villainous plot. *ding* All clear.OOC: Alas, poor Yuan. We knew him well. IC: Nina & Deis: And that's how you- Deis: -take your victims apart. Nina: -put the patient back together. Most of the class: :yuck: *vomit* :yuck: Nina & Deis: By the end of camp, you should be well versed in the basics of- Deis: -tentacle-based dismemberment, torment, and other, less violent forms of mischeif and mayhem. Nina: -tending minor to serious wounds, traumas, and, if need be, identifying any further treatments needed. Nemesis: It's like watching that one episode of Star Trek with the evil parallel Kirk, only Deis doesn't have a goatee. :thinks: :lightbulb :emp: Eeeexcellent... :plotting: :evillaugh :schemes: OOC: I'm curious if anyone else has been having trouble with accessing the Wiki recently. I'm trying to check the survivors campers names, but I keep getting the *IE cannot display the webpage* screen. Is something up with Wikipedia lately or is it just me? |
| rampant06-08-07, 08:01 PM | Wiki - I got sent to camp. |
| Demonfey06-08-07, 10:39 PM | *Ilt goes to Head Counselor Kithle* Kithle: What is it? I'm busy. Ilt: I'm not sure if this one'll fall under bastardry or cross over to just plain evil. Kithle: Well what is it? Ilt: Alchemy by Pholly and Phollie. Without warning them first. |
| rampant06-09-07, 04:10 AM | Dance class: Robrands - Where is Serene? Corre - Mommy is teaching the etiquette course this year. Robrands - Oh,... wait a minute Mommy?! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-09-07, 12:56 PM | OOcat: Wait, wasn't the last FF camp like 5 years ago? 13: Some people just have memories of summer camp to haunt them. We like to bring things to life. Awakened Dire Toilet: RRRRAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!! OOC: Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PetrAmq9fcw Jack's last line there epitomizes the Forgotten Freedom. |
| rampant06-09-07, 05:54 PM | OOC: Thats part of the joke, to the campers from last year its only been one year. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-09-07, 06:02 PM | Terra: I've said it before, and I'll keep saying it till everyone gets it. Following the motions isn't enough. Bored Newbie: :bored: Whatever. Terra: Saying the words isn't enough. Ditzy Newbie: *on her cellphone* And then I, like, said all these fancy words and junk and, like, nothing happened? And then the old lady says, like, I've gotta, like, mean it and stuff? Terra: *grabs the phone and crushes it* Offering whatever sacrifice you've prepared isn't enough. Bloodthirsty Newbie: *covered in blood* Dammit! ----- Bunny: It works fine for me. ----- Terra: These are largely superfluous. You must first and foremost be sincere in your efforts to honor your chosen diety. Nearly every male in the class: *stares dreamily at Terra while drooling* Terra: (i.h.h.) I really wish they'd stop doing that. But I think I'm gonna have to give them points anyway. Now if I can just figure out if this counts towards worshipping me or Silver... Silver: I say win-win, so long as you consider being the object of desire for a bunch of teenage boys a win. Which I do. :D Silver & 13: *non-existent high-five* |
| DungeonJman06-09-07, 10:02 PM | *As Sarfen appears with the book, he stares into an empty classroom, and has a puzzled look on his face.* Looking for me? Sarfen: *jumps back 10 ft.* How did you do that? It isn't really important. Or at least now it isn't. Did you read the chapters assigned? Sarfen: Yes, but half of them don't seem to be relevant. The founding of the school seems to work out well enough along with the basic explanation of the philosophies. But the mentioning of clans is completely false. That's because they're established on another world. But all of the clans, except for Wu-Tang, which i am teaching you the style of, exist in some form on Eberron: from the Sacred Flower clan being embodied by the Eighty Empresses school, although with more focus on a female school of swordsages than the assassin part to those who learn from the demon lords, being the Black Dragon clan. Heavenly Demon is more of the Cult of the Dragon Below, before you ask. *notices Sarfen is writing this down* And don't take notes on this part, since this will be absolutely worthless for what you are learning here, just a clarification of what you said. Sarfen: Then what will i be learning? Basic swordsage manuvers, stances, and from the looks of your experience, how to fight with a sword and armor. This is standard teaching of swordsages, aside from the philosophies of the clan that you will be learning. Sarfen: Final question before we start: Why is this class so sane compared to what i've been hearing from everyone else. Because most of the people on this ship have a sick sense of humor, are insane, or have powers that bend the rules of reality. I fall into the third category myself, but it works in a more subtle way than the normal residents of the ship. Now to the Armory! *door appears out of nowhere* You coming or what? *Sarfen looks at the door for a second and hesitantly crosses through.* |
| rampant06-09-07, 10:37 PM | DungeonJ - What are you doing in here? Sarfen - Who is she? Corre - Oooooh thats a drow scorpion chain, and a dhaakani champion's spiked chain, I think It's old steelguts itself. DungeonJ - :twitch: Corre - Oooooh Impact wounding tonfas! |
| DungeonJman06-10-07, 12:04 AM | That's Corre, one of the kids of two of the residents of the Forgotten Freedom. Already a darn good swordsage, even though she's only about... actually, with all the year confusion, i can't remember. Anyway, for your own good health, i'm stopping there. Now in the ancient tradition, on the occasion when the leader of the Wu-Tang clan, which i am by the default of no one else in Eberron holding the clan's philosophy, has a personal apprentice, they are led into a room full of swords, and offered any one that they choose out of the hundreds of styles. So choose your weapon. *basically every possible sword arrangement is up there, with every type of magic enchantment possible* The blade tends to pick its wielder, but in a room full of swords that can take a good quarter of an hour, so i'll see you in about 10-15 minutes. Oh and Corre, don't pester the kid. You need to give him at least until he can at least wield a sword properly before you start unleashing Khyber on him. *vanishes, leaving Sarfen worried, as he tries to remove the possible implications of that from his head and clear his mind so that he can hear the call of his sword (figuratively, of course)* |
| rampant06-10-07, 12:23 AM | Dr. Swordopolis - Hey newbie be careful with the vampiric on the right, he's a direct karmic descendant of stormbringer, a real nasty one he is. Sarfen - :confused: Corre - He just wanders in whenever he gets tired of trying to get through Lily's thick skull. Dr. Swordopolis - I'm still getting nicks repaired. Corre - I prefer a broad dagger myself, Of course I've got abilities that tend to overshadow traditional weapons. *thin ribbon blade of crystal slices through Sarfen's shoes* Sarfen - I liked those shoes. Corre - more trouble than they're worth. Go barefoot or at least get something that will let you feel the surface you're standing on. It makes stone dragon stuff alot easier. |
| DungeonJman06-10-07, 12:39 AM | Sarfen: Um... Ok, i'll keep that in mind. But right now, i have to what my teacher asked me to. *sits on the floor in a cross legged position and begins to meditate* *from out of nowhere comes a whisper*: Corre, this kid really isn't a stone dragon type. I'm gonna try and teach him a bit of everything that would help him, but he looks more like a diamond mind to me. And if i hear any wisecracks or comments about that... Wait don't you have a class you're supposed to be teaching now? |
| rampant06-10-07, 12:55 AM | Corre - They're over there sparring. Turgut - This is my kind of dancing! Piffany - What does armor have to do with ballet? Bunch of newbies - Lead full plate hurts. Corre - Ok now class this move is a bit harder the defenders from the last set will attack with a pirrouette to low slice continueing with the black foxtrot, the defenders will do the electric slide as an evasive. Turgut - YAY! The rest of the class - groan Sarfen - This ship is crazy. Dungeon - Yeah it is. Corre please? Corre - Fine:rolleyes:, Ok class move back to the hammer room. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-10-07, 01:29 AM | OOC: The Wu-Tang clan thing supposed to be a joke, right? 'cause I keep laughing at it. :D IC: Newbie 1: DIE HEATHENOUS SCUM!!!! :fight!: Redshirt 1: MY LIFE IS PAIN! *dies* Motoko: Wrong! Merely screaming and running them through is not enough. If you don't truly believe they deserve to die, the death becomes murder. It must be an act of faith. Like this. Redshirt 2: :eek: Motoko: *twirls while glowy* In the name of Terra, I shall punish you! *needlessly long, flashy, suggestive, and overly complicated attack sequence* Redshirt 2: :ghosted: Newbies: :clap: Ooooooooooo!!!!!! :clap: Motoko: And remember, when you kill someone, make sure to eat their hearts and gain their courage! Newbie 2: That's icky! Motoko: Then I suppose you don't love your god enough. Which one was it again, um...? Newbie 2: Arawai...and I'm Julie... Motoko: *shakes her head* You poor, poor soul. You'll never gain her favor by being so soft-hearted. Julie: But...but...Arawai is a kind and loving goddess who blesses our crops and ensures our livelihood... Motoko: Fool! She ensures you are strong enough to CRUSH those who deny her! Do you praise her? Julie: Yes. Motoko: Do you obey her? Julie: Yes! Motoko: Would you die for her? Julie: YES! Motoko: Good! But what is the most important thing to remember when defending your diety? Julie: It is not the point to die in my god's name. It's to make the OTHER poor bastards die in their's! Motoko: Wonderful! Now! *points to the freshly felled corpse* Wolf down the non-believer! Julie: I will obey! *scene deleted due to graphic violence and gore* ----- Bunny: :plotting: :evillaugh |
| rampant06-10-07, 03:30 AM | Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (ok class first step is to familiarize yourselves with the tools of the trade, the pad and ppens are for sketching out your ideas ahead of time, this chisel is for crushing the outer layers of the medium....*continues through the entire box of tools*) Robrands - I can't for the life of me understand a word he's saying. Ernest - Jeeze man its not like his accent is that thick. |
| DungeonJman06-10-07, 09:36 AM | OOC: It's only a joke because you haven't played 9Dragons, where it is an actual martial arts school, not a rap group. The rap group's name is based off of the martial arts school that inspired the game as well. Although i guess it is sort of funny the first time you hear it. The clan information is here, although no one cares, so why i am posting it is unknown, but it had to be done. Like the full metal alchemist version of the world's end trailer, which i posted earlier. http://phpbb.acclaim.com/9dragons/viewforum.php?f=40 *meanwhile, after meditating, I come in drinking a soda* Whoops, uh... better throw this out. ' *thows it into an extradimensional portal* Spawn of Xoriat: HEY! DungeonJ: Like you don't fill your own universe with crud. Anyway, you chose? Sarfen: Yeah, what's in the box? DungeonJ: Oh great you chose the box, now what am i going to do. There's a good possibility it may not even have a sword and you'll be stuck training as a monk without the monk abilities. *Sarfen looks worried* Nah, just kidding. But anyway, you are the second person in all of the clan's history to pick the sword in the box. So let's see what's in it. *pulls out a golden hand and a half sword, which radiates magic.* Ah, the Golden Destiny Sword. One of a trio, one of the other ones being used by Master Lingyun, the greatest swordsman ever in the clan. Who promptly abandoned it for love and then came back to steal something, then disappear again, then came back to defend the clan's honor one last time. Sarfen: So the clan is messed up as well? Oh no, just him. His master never got over losing his prized pupil, while the senior adviser considered it to be an "I told you so" kind of thing. Anyway, i can't let you start with this thing, as you're likely to hurt yourself. But until such time as you are ready, i'll give you a training sword with the same shape and feel as it. Oh and, as you've already learned: every part of this ship is infused with chaos and insanity, you can't change it, i've tried that in a number of ways and they all failed. As with the Tao or the Force, you have to become one with the insanity of the ship, while retaining a seperate conciousness, or you'll never survive. And you also have to thank Syberis that you have a name. _________________________ And now for something completely different, a human with a music playing device, up his nasal cavity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0gzQS4w1sc |
| rampant06-10-07, 12:16 PM | Corre - Lame pick the destiny swords are all hype. Now a solid legacy sword is what you need, I know I saw Supernal Clarity back here somewhere. *goes rummaging* OODungeon - Shoo corre. Corre - My class is out for today, so I'm going to torment the noob. DungeonJ - You must a real terror to the new kids at 80E. Corre - :D |
| DungeonJman06-10-07, 01:07 PM | I don't know about that, Legacy Weapons are hype too. Sarfen: But she is sort of right about that. I didn't get a clear meditative call. I just picked the box because i read about Lingyun in the book. You read ahead? Sarfen: Yeah, i think Supernal Clarity might be a better weapon for me. If it can be found in this armory. Your call. I just train the swordsage, i don't make their decisions. But, there are a couple of conditions. One, you don't have the experience to use it as a legacy weapon yet. (Technically, he doesn't have class levels yet), and two... when you do, you'd have to complete the various rites to unlock it. The first, of course, being the Act of Audacity, where you have to steal it from the hands of a more capable opponent. This is a problem because anyone on the FF who would be more experienced than you, except maybe the other campers, could kill you in under 6 seconds. |
| rampant06-10-07, 01:18 PM | Corre - I bet I could shave it down to .89 Sarfen - Not helping. Corre - Who said I was trying to help? |
| DungeonJman06-10-07, 01:35 PM | That's why i said under 6 seconds. *picks out the Supernal Clarity from a pile of rapiers* Ok, now let us get out of here before you get pasted onto the wall. *teleport or variant thereof* OOC: Sarfen's existance is now validated, he's up on the Wiki. Only because i have way too much free time. By the way, i don't have Weapons of Legacy. What's the difference between the results of the rituals and what's the legacy champion prestige class do? __________________ Spiked Drinks 101: Gaz: Ok, as a continuation of yesterday's class, this one relies on trust of your fellow campers. The class will be divided into 9 groups, and 11 drinks will be handed to each group. You must rely on your combined efforts to find the spiked drink, as this is a lot tougher to detect. *After a while, the classes try to detect the drinks and take a sip, except for the veterans. the other 80 or so fall onto the ground writhing in pain* Apparently you learned nothing. While so far you can trust your fellow campers, though eventually you will not be able to, you should not trust me at all. As punishment for not learning that lesson from yesterday, you've all been subjected to a liquid keelhauling. Class dismissed for those of you who didn't take a drink, for the rest... when you can get up from the floor, you can leave. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-10-07, 04:45 PM | OOC: And now for something you all have probably been expecting, at least a little, for the last two months. IC: Female Newbie 1: Who's that? Male Newbie: :drool: Female Newbie 1: :bored: Men. A pretty face, large tracts of land, and a short skirt and they're helpless. Female Newbie 2: :rolleyes: So true. But I haven't seen her before. The councellors seem to be surprised to see her, though. Female Newbie 1: How can you tell? Female Newbie 2: *points at Serene* Serene: :mymy: Female Newbie 1: *poke poke* Yep. She's stunned. And during an Ettiquite class, too. From then on, any illusion of structure broke down throughout the camp area as the rumors spread amongst the crew. Abandoning their classes, most followed the source of the disturbance in a state of shock. Except for Nalfein. The explosions continued unabated. Even for this ship, such a thing was impossible. They had tried time and again, but to no avail. The crowd could only imagine how they would react. It wasn't long before they found out. The mix of shock, confusion, and good, old-fashioned elation was clear on each of their faces in turn as the crowd passed them by. A strange quiet settled over the group as they neared the area Terra was teaching in. Terra: -nd that is why killing Elminster is not only a good idea, but a sacred duty to all that exists. Terra heard the footsteps behind her and smiled. She and Motoko were going stargazing tonight, and she loved it how Motoko would come to pick her up. But, as is typical of such overly hyped entrances of a mystery person dragging on for too long, things didn't go exactly as expected. Terra felt the hand on her shoulder and turned, only to be quickly leaned backwards into a strangely familiar embrace. The lips that met hers were not Motoko's...but she didn't mind. The kiss went on for some time, finally breaking off once Nina, Deis, Scias, and Momo squeezed their way into the room. Lisa: Hello, my love. Terra: I...I...I...I...I... Nina, Deis, Scias, & Momo: :weep: :w00t: MOMMA!!! *GROUP TACKLE HUG* So many emotions. So many things to say. No way to express them. Terra was sure she would explode right then and there. This was no illusion. Everyone could see her. The impossible had happened once again. Eventually Lisa was able to stand up again, the kids still clinging to her legs as she looked at her wife with that same smile Terra remembered so fondly. Lisa: I've missed you, too. Opening her mouth, Terra fumbled for words again. Everything she wanted to say came out all at once, eventually condensing into the only thing she really could say. Terra: :weep: Welcome back... While most of the crew celebrated the happy reunion, one very obvious exception did not. Motoko shook with a confused jumble of rage, jealousy, and crushing sadness. Apparently Suicidal Redshirt: :smirk: Seems you just got dum- *SHANK* Whether he had time to realize his mistake or not was unclear as her sword went through his face and into the wall. Placing her boot on his chest, she removed her sword, crushing his ribs in the process. Not even bothering to clean off her blade, she stormed off into the ship. |
| DungeonJman06-10-07, 05:12 PM | Why does something about this seem like a plot device? Good DungeonJ: Oh be quiet, can't something nice occur without it being a plot device? Well.... Evil DungeonJ: The last time that something like this happened was a trick, remember? Uhhhh.... Modrons temporarily replacing the Law DungeonJ: 0100000101110011001000000110111101100110 0010000001110100011010000110100101110011 0010000001101101011011110110110101100101 0110111001110100001011000010000001101001 0111010000100000011010010111001100100000 0110100101101101011100000110111101110011 0111001101101001011000100110110001100101 0010000001110100011011110010000001101101 0110000101101011011001010010000001100001 0010000001100100011001010110011001101001 0110111001101001011101000110010100100000 0111001101110100011000010111010001100101 0110110101100101011011100111010000100000 0111001001100101011001100110010101110010 0111001001101001011011100110011100100000 0111010001101111001000000111010001101000 0110010100100000011100110110100101110100 0111010101100001011101000110100101101111 0110111000100000011000010111010000100000 0110100001100001011011100110010000101110 Huh? Admiral Ackbar: It's a trap! Wait a minute... Luke Skywalker: No, it can't be... OODungeonJ: WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!!! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-10-07, 05:40 PM | [Kaizer's entire post] Commentary Crew (sprawled out in their seats, covered in the popcorn they spilled): :zzz: |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-10-07, 05:48 PM | Commentary Crew (sprawled out in their seats, covered in the popcorn they spilled): :zzz: OOKaizer: :mad: Why do we put up with your abuse? Silver: :D Because you enjoy- Bunny: :D -our help in other endeavors- 13: :D -too much to do anything about it. |
| Charles Phipps06-10-07, 07:43 PM | OOC: My entry for "crazy" award with the clip at the end. IC: Rose: Hey Momo. *Walks into her laboratory where unholy devices of various types are being worked on* Momo: Heya Uncle Rose. How's Vampirism? Rose: I'm assimiliating. I've already gotten rid of all of my clothes that aren't black or white. I'm working on being as utterly pretenious as possible to everyone I meet. Also, I'm going to bemoan my lost Elficity alot. Momo: Ummmm....don't you mean humanity? Rose: Hell no! I'm suffering much more than no damn human! I mean, losing my status as an elf MEANS something. Vampires do nothing but eat, sleep, :censored:, and kill. I swear, a human turned into a vampire can hardly notice the difference. Momo: And how did you have to work on being pretenious, exactly? Rose: Seriously, have you ever wondered why Deathless came about? I'll tell you, because Elves are so awesome that we needed a type of undead that was equally cool to our existence. We make Vampires unwhiney powerful gods just by our elfness. Momo: Is that why you're going out in the sun a lot? Rose: I'm not going to let a puny glowing ball of flame trouble my awesome Vamp-Elfness. I mean, yes, I get to bemoan my lost elfness but I'm still better than you silly living people. Plus, well, there's also all these cool vaguely defined powers. Momo: like? Rose: Yo, Fangirl! Fangirl: Vampires are not evil! They're misunderstood creatures of the night just like Anne Rice said. They only drink blood because they're so much better and prettier than humans like a race of semi-bisexual Brad Pitts! *Rose snaps her neck* Rose: Fairly deeply satisfying, that. Momo: I take it you're no longer Neutral Good. Rose: My action would not have changed were I still of that alignment. Momo: I still don't know why you won't let mom cure you. Rose: With all due respect, your mother absorbed all the evil power of the Shadow and Tiamat. That sort of energy isn't just neutral like she thinks it is. I was iffy about Terra becoming an anthromorphization to begin with. God knows if she won't accidentally bring back to life the death in some horrible Monkey's Paw style way. *** Terra: LISA! *noozles* MMMMMM! *** Rose: Weird, I just got the oddest impression that the world is going to be seriously screwed up soon. Momo: So are you still married to Sammantha? Rose: No, with Terra serving as the evil Princess Sarah role, she decided to accept a role as a Daeva in the new Vampire the Requiem movie by New Line Cinema. We're sadly never going to see her again. Momo: Oh no! Who will be your girlfriend now!? Rose: Oh, let me introduce her. I've decided to keep my girlfriends strictly in the video-game genre as opposed to trying to date someone from without her. Momo, I'd like you to meet my new girlfriend. Alice, Momo. Momo, Alice. http://schneeflocke.gorillazfan.com/gallery/data/media/6/Alice_American_McGee_s.jpg Momo: :OMG Alice: Somethings broken Momo. Momo: What's....broken. Alice: I am. *Alice slowly rocks on her feet* Momo: Uncle...uhhh... Rose: Oh, by the way, could you go get the Daleks to go exterminate a troupe of Emerald Claw attacking the ship? Momo: The Emerald Claw is Attacking!? Alice: One two...buckle my shoe...three four....shut the door. *stares deeply into space* Momo: Is she alright? Rose: She's a Mourner. Her family was killed when she was a little girl and she's spent the last ten years living in the darkness of the horrors therein. She's fine. Momo: Back to the Emerald Claw attacking! Rose: It's no big deal. They're a troupe of vampires hoping to kill us all. Momo: it's a very big deal! Rose: They're singing vampires. Momo: :blink blink: *Rose gestured outside* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-dDxp8Cez0 Momo: I'll get the Daleks. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-10-07, 08:27 PM | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-dDxp8Cez0 Momo: I'll get the Daleks. Bunny: NONONONONONO!!!! You can't just go around having sci-fi monsters exterminate vampires! It's just not genre! Vampires should only be killed by bada** half-vampires and blond female teenagers. Silver: Well, Kaius's son with elf princess Etrigani isn't old enough, and I don't think we have any blond females of the right age. Bunny: Oh, yeah, werewolves. Some big stinking feud thing. Makes no sense. 13: Like pirates and ninjas. Bunny: Exactly. Silver: *sigh* I'll go get Lisa. *********** Silver: Yo, scuse me. Lisa: Can't you see I'm—WHOA, Terra, slow down for a second :D—busy? Silver: :rolleyes: Don't you think I'd be the one to know that? But for singing vampires I'm willing to make an exception. *********** Bunny: Hey, is that Devon leading them? 13: Devon only wishes he could sing that well or be that goth. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-10-07, 09:01 PM | Lisa: Mmmmm, it's nice to be back. Terra: *pant* I can't even begin to tell you *pant* how much I missed you... Lisa: ;) That little session was a great start. You picked up a few tricks while I was gone. :D Terra: Well, after we tried to get you back for a while, I went a bit mental. The Shadow's been destroyed and Tiamat's dead dead thanks to Elina and Sarah, respectively. I started to accept that you wouldn't be coming back about then, and recently... :mymy: *shoots out of bed* Oh holy ME! Motoko! Lisa: :smirk: I've missed this sight too. Terra: :blush: *grabs her clothes* I'm sorry, but I've gotta go talk to her. How could I have...? She's gotta be going crazy right now! Lisa: Who's Motoko? Terra: I...well, I started dating again a few months back. Rose brought Motoko here to watch me during my time in la-la land, and things kind of went from there. *begins pacing* We were gonna go out tonight! *buries her face in her hands* Oh, crap. What do I do now? Lisa: Calm down, hon. What's she like? Maybe it won't be so bad. Terra: You'll see a lot of parallels between her and myself before I met you. She's angry, hateful, vengeful, and murderous due to a life of betrayal and death, but I know somewhere in there is a good woman crying for help. *continues pacing* This...oh, dammit, she's probably beside herself right now! Lisa: Terra, look at me. It's not like you or I meant for this to happen. It's not like you expected me to come back. Terra: But she won't see it like that. This kind of thing has happened far too many times to her for that to matter! I would never, EVER think of leaving you. I promised my life, my heart, and my soul to you, but I could never live with myself if- Lisa: If you hurt her that badly, I know. Let's find her and work this out. Who knows? Maybe she's taking it better than you think. ----- Motoko: GRAAAAHHHH!!!! EC Vampire 1: Noooooooo! She got Ted! We'll never find someone to replace him in time for the show! Motoko: HAH! EC Vampire 2: MY LEG! :mad: Now I'll have to train a whole new one the steps to my big dance solo! Motoko: KYAHH!! EC Vampire 3: *gurgle* EC Vampire 1: And now our lead vocalist is down! Our musical production is ruined! ----- Terra: I don't know...she's probably my most fervent worshipper. I've come to represent hope for those wronged by the war and the subsequent disasters, and vengeance is a big part of that, apparently. |
| Charles Phipps06-10-07, 09:23 PM | Motoko: DIE IN THE NAME OF TERRA! *Stab Stab Stab Stab* Lestat: But...don't you understand! We're just misunderstood! Motoko: What exactly do I misunderstand? *grumbles about Terra's philosophy of asking before hacking* Lestat: That we're lonely creatures that just want to be loved! Motoko: ??? Lestat: I mean, sure, part of the problem is that any woman that gets close to us is one that we cut open and drink the life fluids of but... *Lestat is stabbed through the chest with a wooden stake from behind before he's bisected by a Vorpal knife* Alice: Vamp go poof! Motoko: Alice? Alice: Toko! Motoko: It...can't....be. It's not...SISTER!?! Alice: I do believe that this is a wonderful reunion but first, we must have a bit of a tea-party to celebrate my birthday. *Alice pops out a flame thrower wand and starts burning more vampires* Rose: As a note, your sister has a great deal of...issues....to work out. Motoko: VAMPIRE! *Motoko tries to stake him* Rose: Not a singing one! Motoko: *pause* Oh. Rose: Thank you. It's like you can't be a Bardic Vampire anymore... *Motoko attacks again as they wrestle on the ground* |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-10-07, 09:43 PM | OOC: Good gods, the banjos are becoming abnoxious. I'm waiting to find out that Marish is actually Terra's bastard child from a drunken cat orgy, making Shroedigger her grandson and/or that Aerith is Gaia's daughter making Terra her sister/mother (Gaia and Terra are partially fused, after all) and Michael Terra's grandson. Spirit of Retcon: Hey! That's not a bad id- Don't. Just...just don't. I have a headache already. 13: :D |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-10-07, 10:03 PM | OOC: …I'm waiting to find out that Marish is actually Terra's bastard child from a drunken cat orgy, making Shroedigger her grandson… Silver: Oh don't worry, it's only funny when it's something no one expects. Cardinal: Everyone expects the Terraic Inquisition! |
| DungeonJman06-10-07, 10:13 PM | *observing this from Heaven (supposedly Earth's, but at least not a plane on Eberron, since Eberron doesn't have a Heaven)* Random Angel: Uh sir? Angel of the Forgotten Freedom (Who by now, is a direct subordinate of the Angel of Death/Evil/Prosecuting Attorney of Heaven Against All Sentient Beings):Yes, what is it? RA: Report on the bloodlines of the Forgotten Freedom. AotFF: Let me see that... *takes a look and almost has the angelic equivalent of a heart attack* The last one of these was half a year ago, right? RA: Yes? AotFF: I don't think i've ever seen so blood wasted/mixed so freely, even during the last time my supervisor's "Need for mass amounts of people to be killed" bar was filled up. RA: Really? More than Bosnia? |
| Charles Phipps06-10-07, 10:29 PM | OOC: I actually found that last one very funny ;-) |
| ratslinky06-10-07, 10:30 PM | Gaz: *Relaxing in the common room with Sithis* Lisa's back? She took her time. Sithis: What do you mean by that? Gaz: Well I expected her to be back earlier Sithis: :confused: Gaz: Well think about this ship is a center for chaos and insanity if everything says it can't happen then it will its just a matter of time. Now Lisa has been on this ship for a long time so therefore she'd have absorbed quite a bit of the ship's insanity. Mind you knowing the E.B.N.Es this is probably a plot device |
| DungeonJman06-10-07, 10:40 PM | *as he's teaching Sarfen how to fight in armor and with Supernal Clarity, a ping is heard, and Sarfen finds that if he had the proper experience, he'd be able to harness some of the blade's powers. Also, him and DungeonJ recieve massive headaches and mass disorientation for a minute, leaving Sarfen sprawling on the floor* Sarfen: What the heck was that? OODungeonJ: *really confused* I think you somehow managed to unlock the least legacy via a time paradox. Sarfen: What? OODungeonJ: Ok, i know as a fact that when being offered to challenge a superior opponent anywhere on the FF to take the blade from, you were going to choose yourself after you unlocked the least legacy, since it does in fact exist in some form on the FF, this being a ship of chaos, is that correct? Sarfen: I think that's what i would have done. OODungeonJ: So that would cause a major paradox, because by beating yourself, you already knew exactly what would happen and would be able to stop yourself from stealing the sword. Thus preventing you from ever unlocking its powers and beating yourself in the first place. But then the previous event couldn't happen, because you never beat yourself in the first place to recieve the legacy and couldn't challenge your previous self. So the paradox was solved by the blade ripping the universe a new one and just granting you the legacy, so you would never make that decision in the first place. Understood? Sarfen: :confused: Uh, i think so... |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-10-07, 10:43 PM | *takes a look and almost has the angelic equivalent of a heart attack*OOC: Almost? Damn, not trying hard enough. And since it's been brought up twice: Since when is anything this Dramatic NOT a plot device with me? :D |
| DungeonJman06-10-07, 10:49 PM | Hey, it's the angel in charge of the FF, it has to have some tolerance for weird things. Sarfen: By the way, isn't there some event going on in the rest of the ship? Yeah, but you would be awkward over there, and it's not like i'd really be noticed anyway, so just keep training. And clear your mind, the Stance of Clarity only provides penalties if you don't keep your mind focused on the main opponent while assuming it. Until you get this, and basic swordfighting down, i can't teach you anything else. |
| Charles Phipps06-11-07, 01:28 AM | Forgotten Freedom Deck *Stab stab stab stab stab* *draws hopscotch diagram on the board* Alice: There, now we can have some fun. Motoko: Ummm... Rose: Okay, I was just kidding you know. I'm not actually dating a girl with a childlike mind. Andrea: *remember her?* Why, Zella never developed beyond a two year old's selfishness. Rose: Hardy Har Har Har. Motoko: But this is impossible. Rose: This is the Forgotten Freedom, Motoko. Everything's crazy here. Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people. Rose: Oh, you can't help that, We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad. Alice: How do you know I'm mad? Rose: Because you just chopped up eight guys with a carving knife and are playing hopscotch in their entrails. Alice: *looks down* Oh. Right. You're correct, that does seem to be a trifle off. Motoko: My sister is DEAD, Rose. Rose: So am I! Motoko: Not wussy Vampire Dead! Rose: Deathless Vampire. Motoko: What? There's no such thing! Rose: I just realize elves are too awesome to be turned into normal vampires. So I've declared myself Deathless. That seems to go over well with the other Deathless who are Death Knights, Vampires, Mummies, Ghosts, and so on. Motoko: Wait, the whole Undying Court thing is a SCAM?! Rose: Of course not, we're elves and thus pure and good. Alice: would you all care to have a spot of tea with me over these dastardly rogues demese? Motoko: It SOUNDS like my sister.... Rose: I'm sorry Alice, but I never drink......tea. Alice: *PULLS VORPAL BLADE TO THE VAMPIRE'S THROAT* What was that? Rose: I'd love a cup! Alice: I remember my day before yesterday very clearly. Twas a pretty day with mum, dad, and sister as we frolicked and played in the green grass by our home. Then the terrible men came and did all manner of ghastly things. Ooops, I do think they bashed my poor head in! How bothersome! Motoko: My Terra... Rose: Cyre has ENGLISH accents!? Motoko: That was a decade ago! Rose: Well the Mourning can do crazy stuff. Still, you'd think she would have come back with it rather than a decade and a half later. Alice: Spit spot clean! *she starts setting a bloody tea set* John the Keel: Why does everyone have to be scary on this ship? Alice: I'm not Scary! I'm a young lady... *pause* Alice: And if you ever contradict that I shall chop you to firewood and toss you in the stove! *goes back to pouring tea* |
| rampant06-11-07, 01:31 AM | Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Lisa - Yes it's really me Dorvos. Corre - Well she's passing my sense motive checks. Tirmek - That may just mean she's a good bluffer. Teiza - Its her, she smells like the kids. Momo - Who you calling a kid? Teiza - You, Scias, Nina, Dies, Sarah, Elina Tirmek - I'm still not convinced. Lisa - DolDornmas in blue Tirmek - :embarrass its her Satnak - *HUG* Lisa - ....wheeeeeeze ------------------------------ Motoko - Why aren't you up there welcoming Lisa back? Serene - Satnak thought it would be a good idea for someone to be here for you. She knows what rejection feels like. Motoko - Then why isn't she here? Serene - She's also aware that she's similar enough to Terra that there could be trouble. Motoko - Everyone's got someone, except for me it seems. Serene - ... You are a strong lovely woman. You can find someone. Motoko - I found Terra. Serene - I'm sorry. I guess I just can't understand, Satnak has always been there for me. All I can do is be here. Motoko - Thank you, but its not enough. Serene - It's better than nothing. |
| Charles Phipps06-11-07, 01:40 AM | Alice Chaotic Neutral, Human Female, 10th level Fighter Motoko's undead sister that seems for all intents and purposes to be alive. However, she doesn't seem to age or register as alive to any spells designed to detect life. Furthermore, she positively glows with Negative Material Plane energy that allows her to drain levels of individuals when she attacks them. Alice is physically and mentally still a 16 year old Cyrean Baronette's second child with no memory of the end of the last war or the past fifteen years year of life since then. Also, its fairly clear that she's no longer functioning on a rational level. Kanatash is able to tell that her soul has been largely in the Gray Wastes of Dolurrh and thus lacks large portions of her memory. Worse, she's been ressurected with magic that is clearly influenced by the Plane of Xoriat. Alice seems to possess exceptional fighting skills that are uncommon for a girl that never held anything but a teaspoon or reading book in her life. It seems that whatever force brought her back, has also provided her with all the knowledge of a seasoned warrior. This is possibly the result of her spirit having been partially restored with that of a warrior demon. Thus far, her soul has resisted total corruption by the evil within her. |
| Charles Phipps06-11-07, 01:41 AM | oh and to throw things out of whack.... IC: Michael: LISA! Lisa: Michael! My love! *SMOOCH* Michael: :twitch: THE HELL!? Terra: :twitch: *Lisa nuzzles Michael* Lisa: Oh how I've missed your smell of unwashed manliness. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-11-07, 02:18 AM | EC Vamp: SHE GOT LITTLE TIMMY!! Get her! Motoko: :mad: I- *decapitates one* Motoko: -am so- *splits another in half* Motoko: -p*ssed off- *dices the next one* Motoko: -right now! In her rage, she impaled the last one, forgetting one VERY important thing about vampires for just a bit too long. Rose: DON'T JUST STAND THERE YOU FOOL! Motoko: Wha-? EC Vamp: :devil: Too late, missy. In one swift motion he grabbed her shoulders, forcing the blade deeper as he pulled forward and bit down hard on her neck. Reacting to the pain, Motoko quickly knocked him away, her sword stuck in his chest, and felt the blood pouring from the wound. EC Vamp: :smirk: How's it feel? *cough* You'll be one of us soon enough. Motoko: You...you... Clenching her bloody fists, she stepped on the prone vampire's chest and tore out her sword. Motoko: YOU'VE KILLED ME! In one motion, she flipped the blade around and crushed his skull. Motoko: :weep: Why...? Why? She'll never want me now... :weep: Rose: Motoko... Motoko: Heh...he he he...ah ha ha ha!!!! Isn't this just great, Rose?! I lose both my reason for living and my mortality in the same day! *stands* ...if this is how it's going to be, then I'll be damned if I'm turning into one these lowlifes. As the transformation's beginning stages wracked her body, she began the construction of a forbidden circle she had learned long ago. Using the blood of the vampires she had killed and piling the bodies up inside a second magic circle, she stood in the center of the first and chanted a few words in Dark Speech just as her transformation took off. Terra: *running above deck* What the hell? Motoko!! Rose: *grabs her arm* Stay back! Lisa: What happened?! Rose: She was bitten! I don't know what she's trying to do, but it's not good. Terra: Let me go! I have to stop her! Breaking free of his grasp, she rushed towards Motoko, stopped only by a rush of dark energy as it flowed from the dead vampires into her former lover. The feelings of dread and guilt were almost overpowering, knowing that her own actions had led to this. As quickly as it started, it was over. A red mist clouded the air as Terra looked for some sign of what Motoko had done. Terra: Motoko?! Where are you?! Please be alive! Motoko: *from the mist* I am not alive, nor am I dead... Tell me, my goddess...do you hate me? Terra: What? No! Of course not... I don't care if you were bitten. Please, just come out and show me you're all right. Slowly the mist cleared, revealing Motoko as she walked towards them. Her irises had turned blood red, and her smile revealed quite pronounced canines. Terra: Motoko, I'm so sorr- Rose: She's a Vampire Lord! Get away from- Motoko: SHUT UP! Her words not only shut him up, but the force in them actually caused him to pass out. Lisa: Rose! Terra: *turns* What did you d- Her words were cut short as Motoko closed the distance between them in the blink of an eye and grabbed hold. Motoko: *whispers* You belong to ME! Motoko bit down hard, momentarily stunning Terra as the residual fear of this very situation from her days as a mortal took hold. But instead of pushing Motoko away, Terra wrapped her arms around her, stroking her hair. Terra: Motoko...that won't work on me... They both knew it, but Motoko refused to admit it. Terra felt the tears dripping onto her neck as Motoko vainly tried to bring her under her spell. Terra: That's enough, Motoko. You can let go now... OOC: I'll leave her reaction to you, Charles. |
| rampant06-11-07, 02:25 AM | Serene - What am I? Furniture? |
| Charles Phipps06-11-07, 03:16 AM | Rose: Sorry, that was sort of expected to be later. Serene: Aren't you passed out. Rose: Elfness. Motoko: I'm sorry Serene. Terra...I.....I don't know hat came over me. Rose: The fact you're a goddammned Blackguard with a nebulous sense of reality and went for Ultimate Power when you couldn't have love? Motoko: Hey! Rose: Excuse me, Anakin Skywalker. I'll just be over here with Lord Soth. Lord Soth: Poser Motoko: I'm.....*cries tears of blood* |
| rampant06-11-07, 03:29 AM | Serene - OH DON'T YOU EVEN DARE!!! Motoko - :confused: Serene - *eyes narrowed* You will calm down, you will speak rationally, you will cease this blubbering until such time as I say otherwise, you talk things out with Terra and Lisa in a calm civilized manner. Motoko - :eek: yes Terra, Lisa - :OMG! Rose - That must be the tone she uses to "discippline" Satnak. Serene - Silence. Rose - ...(i.h.h. I think I just got out barded) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-11-07, 08:25 AM | Silver: Hey, you know, I could always set Motoko up. Serene: I said silence! Silver: *raise eyebrow* Serene: :confused: Why are you looking at me like…………:eek: eep. Rose: You mean there's a force in the universe more fearsome than Serene?! Bunny: Loss of :pile:? Rose: And Silver doesn't fear retaliation? Bunny: Even if they could, what do you think would happen to all manifestations of attraction if their universal force had to recuperate? Rose: Ouch. Terra: Silver, it doesn't work like that. Silver: :bored: I don't? Terra: Oh, right. Well, you shouldn't. Silver: :bored: Terra: At least give her the illusion of not being controled! Silver: *sigh: :rolleyes: Fine. But in case you need me, my door is always open. ;) Rose: You have a door? Silver: Well, no, it's just an illusion. But consider it open nonetheless |
| Lord Kale Fangblade06-11-07, 09:02 AM | About two decks below the current drama Sithis parried his opponents attacks with ease, his skin glistening with an opolecent sheen as he drew on his Lifewell. Sithis skewered the vampire, and watched as the stored spell in his sword immolated it. Sithis: you guys are a disgrace to vampirism*decapitating another* Sithis dodged beneath another EC Vampire's swipe with its great sword, and unleashed an Empowered Scorching Ray at close range. Parrying anothers attack, Sithis discarged his Fireball wand at close range. stepping through the smoke, completely unharmed, Sithis eyed up the remaining vampires. of the twenty that had attacked him, only two remained. Sithis smiled as their gazes swept over the piles of ash and dust all around him. they turned and ran. unfortunatly for them, they didnt get too far, as with a slight whisteling noise a stake pierced each of their hearts. as their now dead corpses dropped to the floor they immolated, there was a shimmer, and Gaz appeared. holding a repeating crossbow, that was loaded with several stakes. Sithis: *cleaning blood off his sword* Good shot. Gaz: Thanks. i've been waiting ages to try this one out, the stakes are loaded with a concentrated holy water. Sithis: *glancing at the ashes* So i saw. do you reckon this lot came with those above deck but escaped, or do you think they're a second strike team? Gaz: Probably the second one, i dont think anyone could have escaped the carnage above deck. Sithis: thats what i thought, i think we're going to have to sweep each deck below this one, apart from maybe the depths, and make sure there's no more. Gaz: Same plan? Sithis: no, this time your the decoy. * The Dress he's wearing shifts back to his standard noblemans outfit* Gaz: why does your shiftweave clothing have a dress imprinted into it? and also, why are you so skilled with makeup? Sithis: *removing the wig and placing it in one of his belt pouches, while cleaning the makeup from his face* your better off not knowing, lets just say its a vampire thing. Gaz: you mean all vampires where you're from are cross dressers? Sithis: not really, i was trained at an assassins guild for a few years about a couple of decades ago. lets just say that we learnt some 'intresting' skills. Gaz: ... so to lure the vampires you decided to dress as a woman? Sithis: yes. we vampires cannot resist the lure of a defensless woman in a dangerous area, even though we know that she's probably some kind of vampire slayer acting as a decoy. its like Sarah and frizzbies ... or ninja's Gaz: *shaking his head* just when i thought MY species was messed up... |
| DungeonJman06-11-07, 11:40 AM | Ok, Sarfen.. try a little bit less agressively, you have the stance somewhat figured out, but you can't afford to put yourself into a position where you overextend yourself or else you may be unable to cope with... *five vampires jump out of nowhere* a surprise. Hang on for a minute. *slashes through the vampires in about 10 seconds, then cleans off the blades, while Sarfen is looking weirded out* Ok, from the top. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-11-07, 11:41 AM | OOC: Hilarious, Kale. :D And in my defense, my last scene was appropriate when I started typing it. By the time I realized other things had been done, it was already posted. I'll continue this tonight. No time right now. *grumble* Oversleeping *grumble* |
| DungeonJman06-11-07, 12:26 PM | As Prince Oargev ir'Wyrnarn was sitting in the seat, waiting for the meeting to start, various thoughts went rushing through his head. The most prominent among them being: I have a city which is finally prospering and whose GDP is greater than all of Breland, so why is that not enough? and What in Khyber drove me to have a meeting with the Lord of Blades? For it was true. For some reason, Oargev had been asked by the Lord of Blades to attend a meeting, which would reward him greatly. Granted, it had to be on the border between the Mournland and Breland, but it still seemed too much like an interesting enough proposal for him not to come. NLOB: *as he enters the room* I trust that you found your trip here enjoyable. Oargev: Yes, but i'm not here for formalities, what do you want? NLOB: But prince, as my honored guest, you should be.. Oargev: Can it. All of Khorvaire knows that you don't ever arrange a meeting without purpose, nor does in fact, anyone, so let us get down to buisness. NLOB: As you wish. Within two days, my men will have finished the conquering and stabilization process of the Mournland. I regret to inform you that short of a miracle or a spell with the power thereof, it is impossible to return the Mournland to its former state. Oargev: I already know that. NLOB: I'm not finished. After the conquering, stabilization, and basic infrastructure build up is complete, i plan to launch an offensive against Breland. Oargev: Do you ever stop fighting? NLOB: Warforged, remember? I was hoping that during this time, an... alliance could come between our two groups? Oargev: What do you mean by that?! NLOB: You've had your eyes on a nation of New Cyre for a while now, it's obvious. I'm giving you the opportunity to have such, at least within the Warforged Empire, have such a thing. Oargev: Hey, wait a minute, wouldn't that place me... NLOB: I promise that within the province of New Cyre, you will not have to answer to anyone but me. It would essentially be like having the throne you always deserved. Oargev: I... i have to think about it. NLOB: Take your time, just remember: you can either join me, or stay with this one town for the rest of your life. And regardless of what happens, here is a little gift. *the NLOB hands him the Scepter of Cyre, last held by Queen Dannel, leaving Oargev staring at it before leaving the room.* _______________________ OODungeonJ: Phew! Uh-oh... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *is running as he's being chased by 10,000 Dramadars* |
| rampant06-11-07, 12:58 PM | Serene - Now Motoko you will talk this out calmly. Motoko - Yes maam Lisa - How does she do that? Terra - 1 part bard, 2 parts mate to the breaker prime, 5 parts mother of three. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OORampant - :evillaugh: Dramadars - oh :censored: OORampant (wearing mewtwo costume) - Hello polygon team :devil: I just got new batteries for my superscope. |
| rampant06-11-07, 02:11 PM | Ilt - Ok for this class we have modified the wheels to stake vamps you run over. Newb - What if we miss the heart? Ilt - Back up and try again. |
| Demonfey06-11-07, 02:25 PM | Ilt: You first, Robrands. Actually, wait a sec. *Calls forth a cleric newbie* CN: I bless thee in the name of Terra! *The porcupine's quills glow black for a moment* Ilt: Now its your turn. ihh: Must remember to suggest this to Yffub. |
| DungeonJman06-11-07, 03:08 PM | Oh that's right, i forgot that you were from Sigil Prep. Well, can't let them say you left the FF sane, so we'd better start now. *kicks him into Warforged Hell* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUEIRVHlFp0 Ilt: *as he emerges from the depths* THE OFF TEMPO SINGING!! THE HORROR!! Oh cheer up, much worse waits in store for you. |
| Demonfey06-11-07, 03:18 PM | OODF: :heehee . Brilliant use. Ilt quickly recovers, however. Ilt: Come on, you gotta do better. Sigil builds up a small tolerance to madness. I mean, look at the graduates. *Points at Nalfien and Volrath* Ilt: All I ask is not as bad as Craven. I don't want to rhyme. Sigil Prep info (http://www.sigilprep.com/index.htm) |
| rampant06-11-07, 03:30 PM | Sarfen - I think Corre's been bitten. DungeonJ - No she's alwas had those fangs. Corre - oh... DungeonJ - You should have seen Teiza. ---------------------------------------- Teiza - Ok whose next? EC Vamp 1 - Don't do it man! Timmexploded trying to keep up with her? Redshirts - as far as pointless deaths go this isn't so bad Scene pans back shoing several overstuffed vampires groaning on the floor and pone pair of bloodsoaked boots with bits vampire floating in them. |
| Enlong06-11-07, 03:58 PM | OOC: Okay, so we're being invaded by vampires? I can deal with that! :evillaugh RandomVamp1: Okay, so I'll go down this hallway RandomVamp2: Why? What's down there? RandomVamp1: The kitchen! RandomVamp2: Idiot! You no hungry for hot pocket, you hungry for the living! RandomVamp1: But the living like that food, what better place? RandomVamp1: IDIOT! We should check their rooms! RandomVamp2: Who's an idiot? Why would the living be in their rooms? In case you're too stupid to notice, we're vampires! They're all out and looking for us! RandomVamp1 & RandomVamp2: YOU'RE SUCH A-!! Moog: Hey. *wakes up and reveals himself to not be a lump of cloth* RandomVamps 1&2: Huh? Moog: You're... way too loud. RandomVamp 1: Hey, it's a hu.... well, it's alive, anyway. RandomVamp 2: Time to fix that! *vamps fly at Moog* Moog: Be quiet. *air spins around Moog's hands* *TORNADO BLAST* *Both vampires are blasted into the wall... and then into the next wall.* RandomVamp2: Hey! What the heck are you-?! Moog: I said, be quiet *Energy Wave, Fire* *Vamp burns* OOEnlong: :mage: Moog: Hey.... those were vampires. I'm gonna see if there are any more! *waken up* Moog dashes to the next deck up, and lands right into the carnage. OOC: Yeah. Moog doesn't like to be woken up... .... was that too much not-silly? I just wanted Moog to PK the heck out of some rude vampires. |
| DungeonJman06-11-07, 04:07 PM | *forming a ball of chakra, surrounded by wind energy* I'm not about to get out blasted by a Scum! Time to break out the barely-legal manuver (although one of these days i might put the weaker version in a manuver form). FUTON RASENGAN Wait i forgot exactly how powerful this one wa..! *takes out one of the lower decks with some vampires on it* Ah crud. Knew i should have used the normal one. Well, this ship has an infinite amount of lower decks anyway. Oh and Ilt? I'm actually one of the sanest ones here, by the virtue of half not being here anyway. Any crewmember, even the redshirts, could give you much worse than me. |
| Enlong06-11-07, 04:27 PM | Moog: Huh? What was that? Sounds like an explosio-woah! Moog hustles his concealing shawls-covered self up and arrives at the level below where the rasengan went off, and sees the guy who did it. Moog: Hey, you did that? That's awesome, could you teach me how it works? I know Tornado Blast, but I've never been able to wreak that *pointing at the lack of deck* kind of destruction with it. |
| Demonfey06-11-07, 04:42 PM | Ilt: Fair enough. I'm just saying, the stuff like that could be considered more mundane than the norm. Then he is blown up through the decks, arriving back in his class room sorely beaten and bruised. He goes back to his cart. Ilt: Alright, people. Parallel parking. The vampires: :weep: |
| Enlong06-11-07, 05:12 PM | Moog hears some vampires moving around upstairs, and immediately forgets about learning a new skill. Moog: Oh, nice, some more vampires to smash! Shed Body! Moog goes incorporeal and floats several floors up. Almost immediately he comes across a group of vampires, and what appears to be a car with spikes for wheels. Moog: Oooo-kay, that's wierd. But, still, vampires! Hey, fang faces! Eat this! Energy Wave! A wave of acid sprays over the vampires, melting their skin. Moog: Hmm, still alive, eh? Oh! Here's a thought! Moog blasts the floor with Energy Burst, Sonic, to kick up a bunch of giant splinters, then uses Energy Wave, Sonic, to fire them into the vampires, killing them. Moog: Yay! 5 down, who's next- woah! Moog ends up having a stake-kar go through him. Moog: Good thing I'm incorporeal right now. Hey! What's up with these wierd cars? |
| Demonfey06-11-07, 05:26 PM | Ilt: Driving class for the campers. Moog: and the spikes? Ilt: Today's lesson is how to drive through vampire infested areas. You just ruined the parallel parking exercise, by the way. Moog: Oops. |
| Enlong06-11-07, 05:37 PM | Moog: Well, in my defense, they were vampires, attacking the place.. so it was neccessarry as well as fun Ilt: You still ruined the driving excercises. Moog: There's still an unspecified number of vamps all over the place, you can find more!... mabye I could help in some way? |
| Demonfey06-11-07, 05:44 PM | Ilt: Grab an animal and a scythed chariot, then. *Available animals: a dire chicken, a crocodile, or three daleks.* WARK! *Chomp* *...make that a sleeping crocodile or three daleks.* |
| Enlong06-11-07, 05:51 PM | Moog: Gimme the Daleks. This should be fun. So... do you want me to run down the vamps with the scythed Chariot, or can I go ahead and blast them while riding by, too? |
| Demonfey06-11-07, 05:59 PM | Ilt: Your choice. They scream more with the chariots, though. *To the class* Ilt: Alright, time to move on. Vampire: I'm not quite dead... Ilt: ...*throws a flaming knife into vampire's face, which then has a large pillar of fire consume it.* I am disappointed in whoever missed. Have you not been paying attention in class? *knife returns as his cart rolls over the vampire, as do the students.* |
| Crystalforged06-11-07, 07:41 PM | [snip]THE RETURN OF LISA[snip]. Kanatash: :rolleyes: Not even Erk's place would take bets on this just being a happy coincident and everything working out hunky dory. Kitten: Sure they would, I doubt anyone there has the moral fiber to resist parting a fool and his money. Especially when they're just begging for it like this. Kanatash: True enough. You know what this seems reminiscent of? Kitten: Oh yeah, showing up out of nowhere, the sense that something fissy is going on, clearly too good to be true? One word: Yuan. OOCrystalforged: How do you know about Yuan, I'm pretty sure he was dead before you came along? Kitten: :thinks: Um... Genetic memory? Kanatash: Honey, its called cr*ppy writing. OOCrystalforged: *glowers at Kanatash* Kanatash: :rolleye2: What I will bet however is that by the end of this I'm going to have to give Terra her own DM Breaker just like Elina. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-11-07, 07:54 PM | A couple of vampires run into Erk's Place, pursued by Rose and Alice. Saberiel: Dandelion, vamps! Dandelion grabs a jar of garlic powder off Tony's counter and flings it everywhere. While the vamps are temporarily blinded she causes one to trip and fall on a stake then douses the other one in alchohol and lights it on fire. Rose: :eek: How the f*** did you know how to do that? Dandelion: I'm from a small, isolated backwoods town which hardly anyone ever visits unless they're lost. We got invaded by monsters from the horror genre almost every week. |
| DungeonJman06-11-07, 08:36 PM | What i can't stop thinking about is that Lisa returned right after i indirectly referred to Yuan. That however, is an extreme coincidence and no way to account for that. Evil DungeonJ: What, no funny thing to say in this post? OODungeonJ: Look, none of my good ideas are coming about until Sarfen gets better at sword fighting, which won't be for another month. Or when the NLOB starts to move in 2 days. Evil DungeonJ: Alright. And by the way, why the heck do you have a DM Breaker if you're an E.B.N.E.? OODungeonJ: From that time i put OOKaizer out of action for a week, remember? Plus i found an alternate reversing function that only an E.B.N.E can use. Evil DungeonJ: You mean setting the thing on the opposite setting and using the Reversing Mirror, if i remember the time you almost tried that. OODungeonJ: What? There occasionally comes the time when you need to use a PC Maker! |
| Charles Phipps06-11-07, 10:19 PM | Muffy: *STAB!* *STAB* Ha! Take that you undead horrors. Rose: Wait! Wait! I've got a soul! Muffy: Wha? Rose: Yes! Uhhhh gypsies cursed me. Muffy: How politically incorrect towards the Romani people. Rose: Ummm....I recieved my soul back because I fell in love. Muffy: Wha? Rose: Yes, I am Nicholas Knigh....no wait that's a stupid name....Loui.....no, then I'd have to wear a poofy shirt. Muffy: I like poofy shirts! Rose: Spike! Muffy: OOoooo! *drool* Rose: Yes, I love YOU Muffy! Muffy: To think all my years of undeadocide are finally being paid off! KISS ME! Rose: Close your eyes my dear... Muffy: *she sticks out her lips* *Rose gets behind her and bites down* Rose: Slurp slurp slurp....bleah....the peroxide from her hair has sipped down into her veins. *Alice stares* Rose: What? Alice: *stamps foot* *pouts* Rose: Oh come on, she means nothing to me! Muffy: Grrr....evil vamp trickery.... *stakes* Rose: You do realize that did nothing to me. Muffy: Why you go no poof? Rose: Is it a +1 stake? Muffy: Oh.... *Alice pulls shotgun* Muffy: Uh oh. Alice: I daresay it is quite impolite and bad form to boggart a young lady's man. BLAM |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-11-07, 10:38 PM | :heehee Kanatash: What I will bet however is that by the end of this I'm going to have to give Terra her own DM Breaker just like Elina.OOC: :shifty: Kitten: ...One word: Yuan. OOC: Oh, come on. I'm not that predictable. Give me a little credit. I did that idea once with mixed results (I think it went off well), I'm not gonna repeat something like that. What i can't stop thinking about is that Lisa returned right after i indirectly referred to Yuan. That however, is an extreme coincidence and no way to account for that.OOC: That was, indeed, a huge coincidence. Charles and I have been discussing this since shortly after her untimely demise (whether or not to, when to, etc). And now we continue. IC: Lisa: Obviously this can't wait- Motoko: :mad: Even for the influx of vampires that I would probably have a REALLY good chance of completely subjugating in all of five minutes now? Lisa: ESPECIALLY because of that. Terra: Time bubble's set up. The scene outside the ten foot radius grinds to a screeching halt as they slide outside of time. Terra: I just have one question, hon. Why is he here? Michael: Don't look at me. I just brought the cookies. Lisa: You'll see. *Motoko continues to glare at Lisa...almost hungrily.* Terra: Don't even think about it. I'd never forgive you. Motoko: Humph. *refuses to look at either of them* Lisa: I've been thinking things over after Terra explained the situation to me, and I thought I might have a solution. However, after seeing what just happened...I'm of the opinion that a more, shall we say, drastic solution is in orde- Motoko: My terms are non-negotiable, unless- Terra: Enough, Motoko. Just hear her out. Michael: Here. You'll feel better if you have a cookie. Lisa: Now I don't want anyone answering right away. Think about it for a moment. Motoko, you know full well how Terra feels about me. It's completely unrealistic to think that she'd leave me for you. Motoko: *GLARE* Lisa: BUT...she has made it plainly clear she has feeling for you as well. You should have seen the look on her face when she realized how you were taking this. You, obviously, are desperately in love. My return was completely unexpected, and it's not fair for me to just cut you off like that. Terra & Motoko: Wait...what? ----- Silver: :D :D :D Bunny: Stop that. Silver: :D I should...but I can't. :D ----- Lisa: So here we go. Motoko, would it be at all possible to share her? Motoko: :OMG! Terra: :blink: Lisa: And, Terra, in exchange you have to share me with Michael. Michael: *milk and cookie shoots out his nose* Terra: :twitch: Lisa: Remember, I love him too. I chose to spend my life with you, but those feelings never went away. Motoko: (i.h.h.: ...ok, that was completely unexpected.) *Michael has begun dancing* Lisa: It's your call, hon. Terra: :twitch: I just...I can't... *sigh* Why didn't you say anything before? Lisa: Death has a way of reminding you of things that might have been, of things you wanted to do but didn't for one reason or another. You know how much I love you, and that will never change. But now you know what it's like to have more than one person you feel for that way. Terra: (i.h.h.: This is just too mu- wait, why am I so worried? Do I really not trust her in this? No, I do. She knows what she's doing.) I...guess we can try it. Just one thing. Michael. Michael: Yeah? Terra: Upset her and I feed you to the Forest Imps again. Michael: :hides: Yes ma'am... Motoko: (i.h.h.: :plotting: This could be my chance to get her for real. You belong to me, my love, you just don't know it yet.) |
| DungeonJman06-11-07, 10:38 PM | *The NLOB has just returned from Breland, when a lieutenant of his comes up* WL: Sir, we have just finished completing the superweapon. NLOB: What? WL: With it, we will be able to take out an entire planet! NLOB: Yes, but! WL: Granted, it is insignificant to the power of the Dark Side, but... NLOB: Guards! *WL is shot by the Blast Squad* And take out that fake Death Star as well! New Rule: Never, under any circumstances, are any of you to act like Darth Vader. It's annoying, ineffective, and in really bad taste. _______________ And once again, the Angel of the FF. AotFF: Wait, you're kidding me... Vampires? Like the people on this ship aren't already tempted to do evil things, and be generally mixed up. In fact, half my job has gone out the window in order to account for them altering certain things. RA: Would you like us to find a scene which describes what has happened to you, since your increase in worrying, sir? AotFF: Yes. http://www.freewebs.com/theallmightycow/PWNED!.JPG Good enough. |
| rampant06-12-07, 12:03 AM | Satnak - I can't say I like it. Serene - I still don't get you people. Ketty - I think its degenerate. Satnak - You said that about Feal-thas, and chocolate, and rain, and cilantro. Tirmek - Mother please, this is their choice and they have dealt honestly with each other. Not everyone should live based on your values. Ketty - Fine, I will sppeak no more of this. Sarah - Does this mean I have to get 3 ards for mother's day? |
| Charles Phipps06-12-07, 12:05 AM | OOC: Bravo on Robot Hell and the Owned bit. :-) IC: Michael: Wait, hold up. Terra: What? Michael: This is all an elaborate trick to screw with my head isn't it? Terra: Huh? Michael: Don't think I didn't figure out what you were doing to drive me insane *** Yesterday Michael: Now to get some flour. *sets down sugar on the kitchen counter* *Michael leans down beneath the cabinet* *A dozen forrest imps fly by and grab the sugar before flying out the window* Michael: Da d....where's the sugar? *** Michael: Yeah. Terra: :twitch: |
| rampant06-12-07, 12:19 AM | Satnak - It would be so simple to just Serene - Down. Satnak stops talking. Serene - If you smear him over the deck someone will have to clean his filth up. Micheal - why the hate? Satnak - You're a disgrace. Micheal - Yeah you're right. |
| rampant06-12-07, 12:23 AM | Sarah - You ever get the feeling we're missing something impportant? Elina - Thats crazy talk, now we ppacked for the trip to Lahazaar? Sarah - Yeah Exceppt Tirmek's gone. Lily - YAY! |
| Charles Phipps06-12-07, 12:27 AM | Rose: What it boils down to Michael is Satnak would prefer if you were a girl. Michael: What? Rose: Well not just *A* girl. If you still had the personality you have then you'd still revolt her. However, she has difficulty grasping how anyone could prefer someone like you. Michael: I remember her reaction to Aerith choosing Jarlot. Rose: Yes, I assume that it boils down to the idea that Angels are insane. Michael: I just figured I turned women gay. You know that Sabriel used to be in love with me. Rose: Sure she was. Michael: No, really. In any case, I've really improved. I'm no longer a minion but an Evil Overlord. Here, watch this footage of me. *sticks a VHS tape into Ketler's television set* http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20070609.jpg Rose: What's really tragic, that actually seems like a major improvement for Michael as a villain. Motoko: What's really tragic. Michael was the one who suggested I become a Blackguard. *** Cyre Michael: Hey, crying little girl! *Motoko in a peasant girl dress is standing over the slaughtered remains of her village, she's about 15* Motoko: YOU EVIL MONSTER! YOU MURDERED MY ENTIRE VILLAGE! Michael: Oh....yeah...so I did. Motoko: You slaughtered the men! Enslaved the women! Then you fed the priest to a Demon you summoned! Michael: She was hungry.... Motoko: Oh whyyyy!? Michael: Hey hey Little Girl. Don't be upset. Why don't you make a pact with the powers of evil in order to gain power in order to eventually avenger yourself against me! Except, by the time you do. You'll be so polluted with evil yourself that it robs your quest of any justice. *Peasant Girl Motoko, sniffles* *she wipes away her tears* Motoko: O...Okay. *** Michael: *smiles* Ah yes, good times. Good times. Everyone Else: :eek: |
| rampant06-12-07, 12:33 AM | Satnak - I understand attraction to males, hell the first week here I thought about asking him out, then I got to know the bastard. He's a loser. |
| Charles Phipps06-12-07, 12:36 AM | Michael: Well its a choice Satnak. Satnak: Huh? Michael: Even before I met Lisa, I destroyed lives everywhere I went. I didn't just kill one, or a hundred, or even a thousand. I killed ten thousand people. I wore a mask of skulls and the corpses formed roads for me to ride upon. Lisa: Awwwwww. Michael: Then I got sick of it. Seriously, I mean the whole thing become so damn tedious. Have you ever killed so many people that you've literally run OUT of ways to slaughter? Terra: :eek: OOC: This song summarizes Michael's philosophy even if the video is unrelated and rather R-rated. *Michael and Rose start singing together* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prK1w7_-sMk&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eberm%2Eco%2Enz%2 Fcgi%2Dbin%2Fvideo%2Fplay%2Ecgi%3FprK1w7 %5F%2DsMk |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-12-07, 12:41 AM | Terra: Ketty, I do appreciate your and Satnak's reservations. Most of them went through my head during the course of the conversation. Ketty: Then why agree to it? Terra: I'm stuck in a bad situation here. It's just not possible for me to lose either of them. Lisa..well...we've beaten that dead horse enough. Teiza: :drool: Terra: :rolleyes: Figure of speech. Teiza: Damn. Tenderized equine sounds really good. *wanders off* Terra: Anyway. Motoko really believed she would end up being with me for the rest of her life. I'm her goddess, her rolemodel, what appears to ber her physically ideal mate, and one of the few people who have shown willingness to risk themselves for her sake in any way. I leave her- Ketty: You crush her spirit. Tough choice. Terra: I still don't know how I really feel about Lisa's suggestion, or if things will go as well as we hope, but she's willing to trust me enough to, without argument or jealousy, entrust me to the arms of her obvious rival. The very least I can do is return that trust. *elsewhere* Lisa: :D Breathing...overrated... :D Elina & Sarah: :weep: :cloud9: Momma! :weep: :cloud9: |
| Charles Phipps06-12-07, 12:44 AM | Lilly: heya! Lisa: Hello Lilly. *Lilly pauses* Lilly: DETECT EVIL! *Lisa puts some lead shielding in front of herself* Lisa: See, now evil here. Lilly: Oh, then welcome back. *Lilly pauses* Lilly: DETECT EVIL! *Lisa still has the lead shielding in front of her* Lisa: yes, welcome back. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-12-07, 12:51 AM | Michael: Then I got sick of it. Seriously, I mean the whole thing become so damn tedious. Have you ever killed so many people that you've literally run OUT of ways to slaughter? Terra: :eek: Terra: You actually RAN OUT of ways to do that? Do you have no imagination at all? ...oh, wait. You only have access to Blackguard spells. Michael: :mad: And what's so bad about that? Terra: Nature is one big deathtrap. I slaughtered armies for fun and profit for half a century. You'd be amazed how long it took just to exhaust the wonderful world of vermin-style slaughter. Don't get me started on those rabbits. It boggles the mind how anyone could think keeping those viscious psychopaths as pets is a good idea. Volrath: HEY! Terra: :rolleyes: Anyone without PC levels. |
| Charles Phipps06-12-07, 12:56 AM | Motoko: Please, Terra, don't bond with the guy who wiped out my village. *she tugs at Terra's sleeves* Michael: Oh, right, sorry about that Motoko. I've tried very hard to get redemption for my past misdeeds. So I'm really sorry about wiping your village out. Motoko: And selling me to Goblins? Michael: I did? Motoko: Yes, you claimed you needed beer money. Michael: Err...yes, then sorry about that too? Motoko: :twitch: Alice: EVIL DOER! *Rose holds back Alice from stabbing to death Michael* Michael: Hey, she looks a lot like that girl I bashed the head in of with my mace! Lisa: Oh Michael! :love: |
| Charles Phipps06-12-07, 02:36 AM | Deck of the Forgotten Freedom Lich Baron: God dammit! Rose: What's wrong with you? Lich Baron: I made it all the way to 14th level and now my entire troupe of singing vampires have been wiped out! Rose: With all due respect, I think you had it coming. Lich Baron: Hey, cut me some slack. Rose: In 2nd edition, you'd have to be 18th level, you got this cheaply. Lich Baron: I knew there was something wrong when all the other Emerald Claw Liches laughed at me when they suggested this assignment. Rose: Dude, we killed Mordain Fleshweaver. Lich Baron: Oh please, like THAT is going to take. Rose: I point out you don't even have a name. Lich Baron: Wait, holy HELL you're right! I'm a mid-level boss defined only by his monster type! Rose: Sorry man. Lich Baron: That would explain why I'm wearing my psylantery on my neck, in easily destroyable fashion. Rose: Do you have any minions left? Lich Baron: Singing ZOMBIES. Rose: .....no, really. Lich Baron: Seriously! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM |
| Paulon06-12-07, 04:40 AM | Gaz: ... so to lure the vampires you decided to dress as a woman? Sithis: yes. we vampires cannot resist the lure of a defensless woman in a dangerous area, even though we know that she's probably some kind of vampire slayer acting as a decoy. its like Sarah and frizzbies ... or ninja's Gaz: *shaking his head* just when i thought MY species was messed up... Nearby a ball of light orbits slowly around a young woman dressed in blue. One hand holds a quill, and the other a scroll pinned to a board. An onlooker with keen eyes might note that the scroll has a map of the area, and is updating itself as the woman walks down the passageway, making notes with the quill. However the distant sounds of conflict gain Caer's attention. Sticking the quill into a receptacle on the board, which she clips to her belt, she pulls two vials from her belt pouch, uncaps them, and drinks them quickly, drawing several more out with her other hand. Just in time for a blow from one of the EC vampires to dash them to the floor... *KABOOM!!* The resulting blast takes out the floor, the ceiling, the walls of the corridor, and the vampire. Caer herself is hurled out of the blast radius and backwards down the corridor. As Gaz and Sithis come to investigate, they find her staggering to her feet, with her hair standing on end and scorchmarks on her clothes, seemingly Phollielike in her survival. Still clenched in one hand however, miraculously unbroken, are two empty vials, marked 'Iron Flesh' and 'Flameproof' in neat handwriting. ******************* Chalky: MINE! *jumps the narrator, only to bounce off some very solid bars* Narrator (in a specially reinforced shark cage): Phew... *wipes his sweating brow* Xiath: Googa! *various crunching noises ensue as she starts chewing on the bars... and shortly thereafter the narrator too...* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-12-07, 08:53 AM | Lich Baron: Singing ZOMBIES. Rose: .....no, really. Lich Baron: Seriously! Dandelion: HAAAAAAAA-AH!!! (flings a large amount of salt at the zombies) Zombies: NOOOOOO!!!!!! *run away* Rose: Salt? Dandelion: Zombies can be repelled by salt. Rose: …………………Blessed salt? Dandelion: No, just ordinary salt. Rose: You can't be serious. Dandelion: It's true! OOC: We read it somewhere. Bunny: Allllllll weeeeee wanna do is eat your brains…… Silver: Is it possible to run out of ways to slaughter people? Bunny: Depends on your definition of slaughter. "Killing large amounts of people"…………not that I've found. 13: Silver, you gonna have Motoko and Michael get together at some point? Silver: Love square? Nah, those only work if each person only has one other in mind. OOcat: It's clear that Lisa is attracted to evil people. Silver: Now that's an idea. ;) |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-12-07, 11:32 AM | Lich Baron: NOOOOOOO! My zombies! ----- Kerrith: Um...Master? I think you missed. Nalfein: Did I, Kerrith? Did I? ----- Lich: Crap monkeys. I'd better get out of here before...wait, where's my Phylactery?! Scias: *chew* *crunch* Lisa: Scias, no! *takes the jewel away* You could choke on that. Here, have this instead. *hands him a rib* Scias: :w00t: Lich Baron: HEY! *Lisa's ambient holy power causes the gem to disintegrate in her hand* Lisa: Damn, and I had this whole taunting speech set up. Lich Baron: :mymy: *crumbles to powder* Lisa: Now that that's over with, we've got a lot of "catching up" to do. Michael: :D ----- Motoko: Just...a little more, please. Terra: *tipsily* You're wearing me out here. Motoko: But it's so good... Terra: You're new at this, of course you want as much as possible. Just back off a bit, please. Motoko: I'm sorry, I'm just really hungry... Terra: Yeah, but it takes a finite amount of time for me to make more blood. Motoko: ...now I have a stomach ache... Terra: Not surprising. You shouldn't need to feed so much from me. ----- Lisa: :confused: Cupcakes? Michael: I made them specially for you. Lisa: Are they...evil? Michael: Um...yes? *GLOMPH* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-12-07, 12:23 PM | Lisa: Now that that's over with, we've got a lot of "catching up" to do. Rose: But first I feel I should make an introduction. (gestures at Dandelion) Lisa, Dandelion. Dandelion, the all popular mother of Lilly's girlfriend: Lisa. Dandelion: Nice to meet you. Lisa: There's something different about you. Dandelion: I'm sane? Lisa: Yeah. I thought something was weird. What's a sane person doing on the FF? Dandelion: I didn't think child support collection could reach here, so this is the only guaranteed method of security. Lisa: Child support?........Jarlot. Dandelion: That guy with the balance problem? He's dashing and all, but you'd have to be a complete nutcase to want to hang out with him. Aerith: Hey, Lisa! Lisa: Then......Rose. Rose: :hides: Um.......you're in the right family. Lisa: :eek: Lilly! :mad: Please tell me this was before he met Elina. Dandelion: Oh, yes. But it's not him. It's actually-- Lisa: :confused: Who else could it be? I've named the two horny bards in that family, barring alts. Dandelion: You're making too many assumptions about who does stupid things in the Galans. It's Ivy's. Lisa: .................................... :OMG! IVY?! Ivy has a kid? That's a completely unexpected twist. Rose: In all fairness, everyone thought it was Lilly's until Caralot tested the DNA. Lisa: :confused: Cupcakes? Michael: I made them specially for you. Lisa: Are they...evil? Michael: Um...yes? *GLOMPH* The Commentary Crew is scrutinizing Lisa like a science experiment. Bunny: Maybe she'll go all psycho-fallen-paladin like she did in the early days? |
| DungeonJman06-12-07, 03:26 PM | *** Cyre Michael: Hey, crying little girl! *Motoko in a peasant girl dress is standing over the slaughtered remains of her village, she's about 15* Motoko: YOU EVIL MONSTER! YOU MURDERED MY ENTIRE VILLAGE! Michael: Oh....yeah...so I did. Motoko: You slaughtered the men! Enslaved the women! Then you fed the priest to a Demon you summoned! Michael: She was hungry.... Motoko: Oh whyyyy!? Michael: Hey hey Little Girl. Don't be upset. Why don't you make a pact with the powers of evil in order to gain power in order to eventually avenger yourself against me! Except, by the time you do. You'll be so polluted with evil yourself that it robs your quest of any justice. *Peasant Girl Motoko, sniffles* *she wipes away her tears* Motoko: O...Okay. *** Hey where'd Uchiha Itachi, i mean uhhh... Michael go? Never mind, i don't want to know. |
| rampant06-12-07, 11:45 PM | Tirmek - Ok Lily lets go. Lily - Why? Tirmek - Sarah, and Elina need to spend time with Lisa. Xiath and Izzy are coming. Lily - We're bringing a baby? Tirmek - Toddler really, so I figure she's about 2.5 more useful than you. The water orb awaits. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-13-07, 01:28 AM | Elina: What's up with Momma? Sarah: Think of how much has changed for us, how much she's missed. It's no surprise she'd be overly happy to see us. Elina: That whole deal this afternoon didn't stike you at all strange? *earlier* Lisa: Sarah, have you been eating well? Sarah: Yes, Momma. Lisa: You look a bit thin, sweetie. Sarah: I promise I am. Lisa: Because you know how I worry if you're not getting enough Ninja in your diet. Sarah: Well, I think they might be catching on. It's getting harder to find them and magically summoning them seems to dampen the flavor. Lisa: So long as you're doing your best. But I missed your last birthday, so now's as good a time as any. A portal opens into a giant pit full of- Sarah: :drool: NINJA!!!! :drool: *insert scene of carnage and gore* Lisa: It does a wolf-girl good! *back to present* Sarah: They did taste a bit off, almost peasant-y. Maybe they were apprentices or something. Elina: Then there's this thing with our moms, Motoko and Uncle Michael. Sarah: You're worrying too much. They're just doing what they think is best considering the circumstances. I know you've got issues with mysterious apperances- Elina: I know she's not like Yuan. It's really her, and Aunt Aerith coming back was a good thing. Maybe it's just like Mom said. Experiencing death changed her outlook a little. Sarah: See? We'll get used to it. But it's great having her back, isn't it? Elina: :D Yeah. |
| Charles Phipps06-13-07, 01:58 AM | Lisa: Hey Rose! Rose: Oh hi Lisa. Lisa: I was curious, would you like to go hunting in the city with me? Rose: ....what? Lisa: Well, Motoko is a Vampire now and I think it'd be good if me along with Michael got her a peace offering of some kind. Rose: An offering? Lisa: A peace offering. You know, blood! Rose: :confused: Lisa: What? Rose: Lisa, are you feeling alright? Lisa: I've actually never felt better. Rose: It's just....you're a paladin. Lisa: Well, I was a Paladin of The Silver Flame but I've discovered that the soul crushing despair of Dolurgh has changed my opinion on a lot of things. Rose: I suppose it would. Lisa: I always assumed my soul would merge with the Silver Flame when I died but here I am. Rose: Lisa, just to check....do you remember what you gave Sarah on her 10th birthday? Lisa: A Kawaii Detector so she could always find her sister on the Upper Planes. Rose: Okay, it really *IS* you... Lisa: Oh don't worry so much. I've just decided to stop worrying about Lawful Good this. Lawful Good that. All the things I've kept bottled up inside me are flowing out like a river. I'm seeing the world in new eyes. It's the LAND OF DO AS YOU PLEASE! V for Vendetta: YOU HARLOT! YOU STOLE MY IDIOM! Lisa: Hey Ketler! V for Vendetta: Dammit, how do people recognize me through this mask... Lisa: I've tied up Natalie Portman in your room. Now remember, follow my instructions on how to torture and interrogate her. She'll be in love with you in no time. Rose: :uh-huh: What's bizarre, is that this behavior wouldn't cause me to bat an eyelash were Lilly doing it. Lisa: I'm doing Terra a favor by helping write a new holy book. No more persecutions. Just good old fashioned rum, orgies, and bloodsports. Rose: You've just described the faith of Dol Dorn. Lisa: Well Terra can eat him. I mean, seriously, when has she communicated when any of those fools anyway? Michael: Immolation...boiling in oil....strangulation....sexed to death....crushing....bashing...slicing.. ..acid....froze to death....poison gas....run over with a lightning rail... Rose: Michael, what are you doing? Michael: I'm compiling a list of all the various ways I've murdered people. Lisa is going to give me new ways to do it when she's done. Rose: Wow. Lisa: :SMOOCH: I love you Michael. I sensed in you a twisted soul of corruption and insanity from the same abusive background as me. What fun we'll have together! Michael: If Lisa says it's alright, it must be! *They teleport off with a cube of teleportation* Rose: ....Lilly? Lilly: I fear father, that at some point, Lisa fell as a paladin. I recognize the signs. Rose: What do you mean? Lilly: Paladins require a special mindset to compartmentalize the amount of atrocity, horror, and slaughter that one is likely to be both participant in or witness while facing the forces of darkness. This is actually the source of our lack of fear. Without terror, human beings are an entirely different creature. Rose: Not seeing the connection. Lilly: When that protection is removed, the Paladin often has no real comprehension of fear as it used to exist. All they know is that the revulsion they used to feel from the ability to detect evil in all its forms is gone. That means that they have a very ill informed conscience as compared to other people. Why so many Paladins find it easy to slip into the opposite extreme of Blackguards. Rose: You're saying... Lilly: Lisa has become a creature of pure pleasure. She's become.....Chaotic Neutral. Rose: My God..... *** Elsewhere Jarlot: Lisa my dear! Manish clothes do not suit you. It should be dresses or nothing. I just happen to have nothing inside my cabin! Lisa: Okay! Jarlot: :twitch: |
| Charles Phipps06-13-07, 02:06 AM | OOC: FYI, I'm really loving all the Dandelion bits. |
| rampant06-13-07, 03:13 AM | Dandelion - Hello Ivy, hows the evil mastermind gig going? Ivy - I really wouldn't know, Hyrd saw me sampling the skimpy male anime villian wardobe. Dandelion - Is that why your covered in drool? Ivy - Yes |
| Charles Phipps06-13-07, 03:38 AM | Lilly: well, okay, now let's get back to our plot. Sarah and Elina: BUT MOMMY! Lilly: Fine, we'll just TAKE THE FORGOTTEN FREEDOM TO THE SHRINE! Tirmek: Great, Satnak can resolve this quest in three seconds. Lilly: No, I'm going to wait to have Satnak with Serene and thus too distracted to help. Tirmek: FOR THE LOVE OF RAVANA, WHY!? Lilly: Because of the EXP. Tirmek: :oh: Lilly: but first, we rescue Jarlot. Jarlot: Too late, already escaped on my own! Lilly: dammit! Jarlot: Sorry kids, but I got too tired of waiting. In any case, we're going to be summoning a Pirate's Council meeting! Lilly: Really? Jarlot: No, not really. I just wanted to plug my new movie again. Lilly: You know, you haven't even been the star of this strip for a long time. Jarlot: You can take the Jarlot out of the Asylum but not the.....I forget the rest but you'll never be rid of me. Lilly: YOU SCENE STEALING BASTARVE! Elina: I think we can wait on getting the water orb, I mean MOMMY! Sarah: Me too. Lilly: Oh fine, it's not like we have an Archnemesis plotting against us anymore with Michael all stuck on Lisa. *five feet to the left* The Flaming Prince: HA HA HA! The foolish Lilly and his cohorts! Tirmek: Cohort? The Flaming Prince: Little does he expect my dastardly plot to destroy him and his delectable female sidekicks! Elina: Delectable? Sarah: Sidekicks? The Flaming Prince: And I will CRUSH HIM! Crush him....LIKE THIS glass of wine! *he takes it off the table and does so* *CRUSH* The Flaming Prince: OW! OW! OW! OW! MY HAND! MY HAND! I CUT MY HAND AND ITS BLEEDING! OWIE! Lilly: I'm going to ignore him just for his dignity. The Flaming Prince: :weep: |
| Charles Phipps06-13-07, 03:50 AM | *Ivy now has a bandaged wrapped hand* The Flaming Prince: Those fools thing they can stop me! ME THE OVERLORD OF THE NATION OF DECAY! Jacob Hunter: Err....Decay sir? The Flaming Prince: Yes, I decided to name my Kingdom of the Mournland after the idea of rotting. DECAAAAAAAYYYY! So scary eh? Jacob Hunter: Oh dear. The Flaming Prince: What's wrong? Jacob Hunter: Well, it seems the secretarial pool had a typo in its write up of the name. I don't think you noticed it due to your being glomphed by Hyrd. The Flaming Prince: What? What do you mean!? Jacob Hunter: Well, you're not the evil overlord of Decay sir. You're the Evil Overlord of... The Flaming Prince: What!? Speak up man! Jacob Hunter: Dicay. The Flaming Prince: Well, that's not....so...bad. Crowds: ALL HAIL THE FLAMING PRINCE! *SNIGGER* OVER LORD OF DICK-AY! *SNIGGER* The Flaming Prince: GAH! Jacob Hunter: Well sir, we have had some wonderful donations from the rainbow coalition. The Flaming Prince: *GNASH!* *SNARl!* *HISS* I AM NOT GOING TO BE REDUCED TO A ONE NOTE STEREOTYPE BASED ON MY GENDER PREFERENCE! I AM TERRIFYING AND EVILLLLL! Jacob Hunter: I'm not sure we can reverse the word of mouth on this. The Flaming Prince: Those fools think they can stop me!? Jacob Hunter: You already said that sir. The Flaming Prince: I know, I'm just getting back on track. THEY LAUGHED AT ME! LAUGHED AT ME! I'LL SHOW THEM WHOSE TERRIFYING! I'll crush them....I'll crush them like this rose flower! *crush* The Flaming Prince: OW! THE THORNS! OW! I BID MY TONGUE! Jacob Hunter: Sir, if you're going to reverse the bad publicity here, you have to give your rousing speech to the people. The Flaming Prince: Oac-kay. *walks over to the balcony and waves his limp hand at them* The Flaming Prince: Paple of Dick-ay! I am dah Flaming Prince and I am ganna show you da twue meanin' of Faer! Crowds: *Snigger* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! The Flaming Prince: WA!? WA SO GAW DUM FUNNY? IS DIS SOME KINDA JUKE TO YEW PEOPLE? |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-13-07, 03:55 AM | Motoko: You're sure about this? Terra: Yeah. I'd rather you fed on me than create more vamps. It's kind of my fault you're like this anyw- Motoko: *CHOMP* Lisa: Hey, you two! Motoko: *slurp* Huh? Lisa: Oh, am I interrupting something? Terra: Just feeding ti-WHAT IN KHYBER?! Motoko: The hell?! Why are you...*ahem* AREN'T you wearing anything?! Lisa: Captain's orders. I saw no reason to complain. :D And I see someone likes what she sees. :smirk: Motoko: :blush: Terra: *grabs Lisa's robe and wraps her in it* What has gotten in to you? Lisa: Oh, it's wonderful, honey! I've never felt so free in my life! I can't believe everything I've been missing all these years. Now come on, *pulls Terra onto the bed* baby needs some sugar. :devil: Motoko: :mad: Terra: But- Lisa: :rolleyes: She can watch if she wants. It was great being with a man again, but sometimes a girl needs some good old-fashioned tentacle lovin'. Terra: :twitch: (i.h.h.) She's just...being more open minded. Dolurrh must've really shocked her if she's willing to do all this with enthusiasm. The sound of bats swarming out of the room, followed by the closing door signals Motoko's decision. Lisa: Awwww...maybe next time. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-13-07, 07:18 AM | OOC: FYI, I'm really loving all the Dandelion bits. OOC: Yay! 13: A bit of recognition and it goes all to your thinking spot. OOC: :mad: Silver is scrutenizing Lisa's :pile: practices. Silver: :bored: Um……… Bunny: You're actually dissatisfied with this? Silver: It's not a challenge if they don't show at least a little resistance. *sigh* I think I'll have to work on Lilly/Elina and Tirmek/Sarah. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade06-13-07, 09:13 AM | the flaming prince strode through the ruins of eston in a huff, it wasnt fair. no one respected him. and then, he spotted a familiar white haired vampire. digging into the ruins of one of the buildings. Flaming Prince: *appears Behind Sithis* What cha' doin'? Sithis turns quickly, hand going for a wand. Sithis: *relieved, hand on heart* Oh, its you Ivy, Dragon Below, when did you learn to sneak so well? Flaming Prince: Its a whole part of being evil... there's somthing different about you.... Sithis: *raised eyebrow* oh really? (ihh) just humour him, he'll be gone soon. Flaming Prince: yeah... oh. now i see. you've cut your hair! Sithis:( His hair is now short) yeah, one of those vampire mages hit me with a fire ball, it burnt a good portion of my hair. so i had to cut it. Flaming Prince: hm its good, it looks nice like that. Sithis: Thanks. *turns back to his excevation site* Flaming Prince: so, what are you doing here in the mournlands? Sithis: im.. uh... (ihh) think of somthing. think of somthing. Digging for mana :shifty: Flaming Prince: Oh, cool. *walks away* Tell me if you find any, i could use some for my evil plans. Sithis: Sure will. (Ihh) I cant believe he fell for that. obviously lilly got all the brains. Sithis began digging again. Sithis: If the accounts are right, the Codex Arcanum should be here, once i have that i'll be able to confirm if my findings in the Children of the Dragon beneath are correct. if so, i may have more than a little problem. Sithis became lost in thought as i continued to dig, with the vigor and teneacity that only the undead can reach. the mark was colder now, like ice beneath his skin. and sometimes, as he dreamt he could hear whispers. Sithis shuddered. such were thoughts reserved for direct daylight, lest She hear them... |
| DungeonJman06-13-07, 11:50 AM | *the Law DungeonJ reforms and the Modrons return to Daanvi* Now that that is done, resume the plot. *the NLOB is leading a patrol of warforged, when he finds Sithis* NLOB: Uh... What the heck are you doing here? Sithis: Uh... just digging for mana. NLOB: I saw the runt with the red hair. You said that to him and he went away so that obviously must be too stupid to be true. Sithis: *ihh* Crud! Intelligent villain!* Well, if you must know, i'm digging for a dragonmark indicated by the Prophecy which will tell me... *goes on for 20 minutes* NLOB: *eyeing the door* Well... just keep doing that. Uhh... *runs out of the building* Sithis: *ihh* Too easy. |
| rampant06-13-07, 12:26 PM | Xiath - Hi Sithis - I though you were going to get the water orb... You tried to eat the fire orb didn't you. Xiath - Spicy candy NLOB - OH MY GOD SHE ATE KENNY! Xiath - *burps up a bolt* |
| Charles Phipps06-13-07, 04:48 PM | Ivy: Okay, I'm going to meet with the Lord of Blades today. Jacob Hunter: Isn't he did, milord? Ivy: No, this is the new one. Jacob Hunter: Strange how he'd adopt the pseudonym of the suit of armor that you wore for years. Ivy: Yeah, weird, well I'm going to propose an alliance to dominate all Eberron. Jacob Hunter: I believe he's a Warforged suprecimist. Ivy: Well....I'm sure we can bond over our shared evil! Jacob Hunter: :confused: Ivy: Now, all I have to do is prove how SCARY I AM! *leaps up from his throne in joy and claps his hands merrily* Jacob Hunter:....yeah. *** The Dining Hall http://www.vanvonhunter.com/strips/vvh_c229.gif |
| Charles Phipps06-13-07, 04:50 PM | Ivy: Oh dear, I wonder how I'll protect myself from my unfortunate nickname. Jacob Hunter: I'm sure he'll understand. Ivy: QUICK! DOUSE ME IN GASOLINE! Jacob Hunter: Err...sir... Ivy: DO IT MAN! *** New Lord of Blades: I wonder what the source of this Flaming business is..... *Ivy runs into the hall screaming on fire* New Lord of Blades: Oh. Jacob Hunter: My Lord will be just a moment. *TTH* My God, It isn't just Lilly in this bloodline... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-13-07, 05:09 PM | New Lord of Blades: I wonder what the source of this Flaming business is..... *Ivy runs into the hall screaming on fire* New Lord of Blades: Oh. NLOB: Well, I'm impressed. Ivy (wrapped in bandages): Rery? NLOB: You obviously pulled that stunt to show that you hate being a fleshy as much as I hate their existence. I think we can come to a mutual arrangement. Ivy: (i.h.h. Wow, so that's how Lilly does it.) |
| DungeonJman06-13-07, 05:38 PM | NLOB: Though i would like to know... do you do that every time you're trying to impress someone? Because if you try to scare the enemy on the battlefield enough times, you're going to horribly scar yourself and I will not give you a suit of magic armor to compensate for it! Too many people like Darth Vader around here already. AND USING THE EXCUSE THAT YOU WERE ONCE PUT IN A SUIT OF FULL PLATE ISN'T GOING TO WORK EITHER!!! OOC: Wouldn't the mutual agreement to be to kill him, thus sparing him the pain of being human? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-13-07, 05:44 PM | OOC: Wouldn't the mutual agreement to be to kill him, thus sparing him the pain of being human? OOC: Hey, we do comic twists. What happens next is up to the people who write the characters. :P |
| Charles Phipps06-13-07, 07:34 PM | The Flaming prince: Oh, I don't think I'd like that. The New Lord of Blades: Well I don't think what you like is relevant. The Flaming Prince: I get that alot. Like the Blood Moat to keep away vampires. *** The Moat Jacob Hunter: KEEP AWAY FROM OUR LAWN! *Jacob uses the garden hose to drive away vampires lapping up blood* *** The Flaming Prince: In any case, I won't die until either I'm going to come back as a bishounen undead that can bemoan my state or after I've confessed my true love. Hyrd: Gurgle. The Flaming prince: *struggles* Must...hold in...adulation. The New Lord of Blades: Well, I've decided not to kill you anyway. I tend to think you're not going to be breeding any time soon...obviously....and likely to get your similiar fleshly associates killed. The Flaming Prince: YAY! *jumps up and down* My first evil alliance! |
| rampant06-13-07, 07:46 PM | NLOB - What manner of twisted horror is this? A small black rabbit plushie is sitting on the table. Nlob - *detect Magic* ... Hmmmmmmm no magic yet I feel a compulsion to touch it THe NLOB reaches out to stroke the fake fur of the black rabbit plushie. KWABWOOM NLOB - Fortunately i have countless minions with which to cast translocation. Several chared warforged corpses drop from the sky. NLOB - Funny thing it was like the blast wave was slipping into the spell with me, I had to cross half the mournland and went through several minions. Bunny - I'll take 3000 units. Hyrd - :D |
| Charles Phipps06-13-07, 09:41 PM | The Keeper: Yo! Flamer. Ivy: I AM NOT TO BE CALLED THAT! The Keeper: Fine Fine. Ivy: Being an Evil Overlord sucks! The Keeper: now, now, you're just not doing it right! Ivy: But I'm following the evil Overlord list! The Keeper: That sucks ALL THE FUN OUT OF IT! Ivy: it does? Keeper: Execute a minion for incompetence! Ivy: but all my minions are scary! Keeper: DO IT MAN! *20th level Assassin 'Death Whisperer' walks in* Death Whisperer: What is thy bidding my master? Ivy: Ummm....you are now to eat high calorie food with lots of manoyaise! Death Whisper: As you wish Keeper: *sigh* Ivy: HA! HEART ATTACK CITY FOOL! FEEL MY WROTH! Keeper: I'm getting a beer. |
| Charles Phipps06-13-07, 09:49 PM | Hey guys, if I'm a bit delayed in the coming weeks, its because I'm working on articles for the Storyteller system at www.nocturnis.net. Mostly, I'll be reviewing the New World of Darkness but I'll also be contributing new articles on various types of Bloodlines and clans etc. Probably where my Vampire mood came from. http://www.nocturnis.net/reviews/vampire_the_requiem1/ |
| Charles Phipps06-13-07, 10:07 PM | Dark Si...errr Five Meeting Place The Abyss *A table of obsidian surrounded by a naked man with antlers on its head, a hooded figure in dark robes, a person who looks exactly like Rose, Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw massacre, and a freaky sexy goth girl* *The man in dark robes speaks first* The Keeper: Okay, very well, the project to convince mortals we are higher than other gods because they don't know about Mount Celestia, the Abyss, the Nine Hells, or the other planes we REALLY live on is till working... *The Antlers man starts chewing on the table* Devourer: CRAP! P***! KILL! SEX! The Keeper: Hopefully, not in that order. Fury: WOOF! *wags her tail* *leaps for the Keeper's throat* *The Keeper tosses her a rubber chew toy* The Keeper: Thank you for developing that, T. Traveller: Welcome. Devourer: You know what p****es me off? That the masses aren't WORSHIPPING US enough? Let's DESTROY THE WORLD! The Keeper: You mean....where we keep all our stuff? Like the mortals who worship us? Devourer: Uh huh. The Keeper: Let's put a pin in that for now *tth* A few seconds and he won't remember he even suggested it Devourer: Hey, I got an idea....let's BLOW UP THE WORLD. The Traveller: I'd like to point out that I've created a new invention for destroying the masses. The Keeper: Oh great, what's Mister Perfect got to brag about now? *The Traveller shows a Television* The Traveller: Marvel at its brain rotting capacity. Fury: LASSIE! *plops down in front of the television and wags her tail* The Keeper: Lousy overachieving sonofabit.....do I get stuff like that? Hell no! A bunch of rotting corpses and zombies. Have you tried having a conversation with a zombie? Noooooo, nothing but brains this and drool. It's like dating a Valley Girl. The Traveller: You're speaking aloud again. The Keeper: :shifty: Uhh...no I wasn't. The Traveller: Hey, I point out that you came up with hot sexy necromancers and vampires as a sex symbol. The Keeper: Actually, you suggested I do that and have never let me hear the end of it. The Traveller: oh right *smirks* The Mockery: I'd like to speak up right now and say that it would please me greatly to take a chainsaw to all of you. Then flap around in your entrails. Afterwards, which, I'd ressurect you to chainsaw you again. The Keeper: You're still mad that we cancelled the Friday the Thirteenth and Nightmare series aren't you? The Mockery: MOVIES WITH SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR ARE NO SUBSTIUTE! Fury: I liked Grindhouse. The Mockery: I'd like to inflict crippling insanity on the world to induce mass slaughter and violent hysteria....all to repay the Dawn of the Dead remake. The Devourer: I had sex with a deer on the way over here. *everyone stops and looks at him oddly* The Devourer: THEN I ATE IT! The Mockery: I'm going to inhabit the horrors of the dreams of mankind personally to make up for the loss of the Quori. The Traveller: Be grateful, they'd become fat and indulgent. Their place as the carriers of nightmares had been bitterly mutated. Now they can return to their place as a mixture of dream spirits for both nightmares and dreams. The Mockery: Yeah, FRICK THAT! I want to ask about something else.....WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT THE SHADOW!? Devourer: KILL HIM! Fury: I agree! ARF! ARF! The Keeper: *sighs* He's already dead. Fury: *dejected puppy look* Oh. MAKE WEREWOLVES! I LIKE THEM! The Keeper: You can tell her parents were brother and sister. The Mockery: Terra killed our brother! She didn't even have the decency to leave his dark essence for us to absorb! She took it into herself. She also dared harm our mother's avatar! The Keeper: She'll reap the price for that. I can assure you. The Traveller: I'd just like to remind everyone that I'm responsible for making sex evil and naughty. Bask in my glory. The Keeper: God I hate you. The Traveller: EVIL lingerie. Oh yes, naughty fun. I also made chocolate. |
| DungeonJman06-13-07, 10:31 PM | The plan about keeping it secret only works because none of them are willing to believe it! I mean, my law side only goes to Daanvi because no one will let him go to Mechanus. He finds it much more relaxing there. Don't even get me started about Gehenna, Elesium, and Celestia! Keeper: How the bloody heck did you get here? And wait a minute, you don't have chaotic side and the rest are accounted for. Where does the Celestia come in? OODungeonJ: The rest are my component personality parts favorite places. Where do you think that i like to go when planewalking? ___________________ And now... NLOB: Wow, if i actually had an organic brain i think i would have gotten dumber from hearing that. OODungeonJ: Happened to your predecessor. NLOB: Wait, there actually was a predecessor Lord of Blades? OODungeonJ: Yes. NLOB: Ok then... BUT I STILL REFUSE TO BELIEVE IN THE FICTIONAL LAND KNOWN AS NORTH DAKOTA!!! |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-13-07, 10:47 PM | Silver: ...I think I'll have to work on Lilly/Elina and Tirmek/Sarah.OOC: With her new outlook, Lisa might very well help with that. :rolleyes: And here's something I haven't used in a while. IC: Demonic Chocobo: WA-WARK?! Angelic Chocobo: WARK! Terra: Come on now, Sherry, there's no need for foul language. FX Demon: :rimshot: Sherry (Demonic Chocobo): WARK WAR-WARK WARK-ARK WARK WARK WAR-WARK! Terra: Her mother was NOT a hampster, Kevin. Nor did her father smell of Elda berries. Kevin (Angelic Chocobo): WARK! Terra: Do you even know her parents? Cause you might reassess that claim... *points to Sherry's parents* Kevin: WA-WARK?! Terra: Yeah, you're siblings. I heavily inbreed, so sue me. Now apologize. Kevin: W-wark... Terra: Sandy? Sandy: Wark-ark. Terra: Good, now open up. *tosses both a treat* Terra: Now back to your pens. Things should get interesting in about two minutes. *walks away* Kevin & Sandy: :confused: *later* Sandy & Kevin: *ruffled feathers* :zzz: Motoko: :uh-huh: ...ok, I'm a murderous Blackguard Vampire Lord and I still feel the need to point out that this is depraved. Terra: Oh, come on. It's not like I watch. Lisa: :smirk: Unless you shapeshift. *nuzzle* Terra: :embarrass Michael: *stops vomiting* I may regret asking this...but what do you do with the ones that don't work out? ----- Teiza: BELCH *feathers pop out* ----- Terra: :shifty: ...I put them to good use. OOC: See here (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=72) for the inspiration. |
| Charles Phipps06-13-07, 11:19 PM | OOC: That was demented and all sorts of fun. I hope everyone enjoyed my little forray into the Dark Six's politics. :-) |
| rampant06-14-07, 12:28 AM | Teiza - Sensei you might want to bring in some new stock, that last batch tasted kinda spoony. Terra - ...Ok..., look Teiza I have alot of catching up to do with Lisa still. Teiza - Fine one more day, but I want some awesome lessons when we get back to work. Teiza drags motoko and Micheal out, the chocobos had ran for it the moment Teiza walked in. Teiza - This is your stop. *dumps Micheal in a chute labled: BAR* I know Lisa's back and all, but jeeze it makes getting my lessons in a ppain in the neck. Motoko - You don't get to complain. Teiza - Oh shove it! Boohoo the woman I love has another mate she prefers, and only lets me hang out because she feels sorry for me. I swear you fleshbags and your angst. I'd have dumped you like a hot iron! BY SENSEI THE WHINING! |
| Demonfey06-14-07, 12:39 AM | Ilt: Here, have an anti-angst/emo bat. *Hands Teiza a boat oar with +1 emobane/angstbane written on it.* Teiza: Why do you have something prepared for emos and angst ridden people? Ilt: College life in general. Teiza: ...I'm going to understand that far too well when I'm older, aren't I? Ilt: Probably. |
| ratslinky06-14-07, 12:43 AM | OOC: The dark six politics thing showed pretty much the same thing as what goes on in any western version of politics. IC: Terra: Esabar why are there these scrying mirrors hidden all over the room I thought I told you not to do that before you died. Esabar: I asked Lisa's permission first and she said i could do it :P. I didn't know you got so steamy with Motoko :smirk:. Terra: :mad: Esabar don't ever do that again just because you got Lisa's permission does not mean you can scry on Motoko and I. Gaz: Yeah you tell her Terra! *Takes off the black sunglasses he was wearing* Terra: Gah! Gaz what happened to your eyes. Gaz: It was the only way to get the images of you and Moto out of my brain but it really hurts :weep:. |
| rampant06-14-07, 01:05 AM | Motoko - stop it OUCH! Teiza - Not until you shut your whiny little mouth! Motoko - Ouch! losing a OUCH fight to an Oof 8 year old OOGH armed with an Uhk oar Ouch is not helping my OW self-esteem. |
| Demonfey06-14-07, 01:24 AM | Ilt: Then think of alternatives besides moping around and whining at everyone! |
| Charles Phipps06-14-07, 01:25 AM | Keeper: Pssst, hey Momo. Momo: Hmmm? Keeper: Want to be a evil god of artifice? Momo: MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! *Keeper runs away* |
| rampant06-14-07, 02:39 AM | Satnak - Not so fast *PUNT* Serene - (waving flags) ITS GOOD! Keeper sails over the mast where Cole is practicing with a wand of Chibi, right into John. Where the transfigured diety sticks fast. Gaz - I love Uber itchy pastel sovereign glue. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-14-07, 03:11 AM | Teiza: You seem distracted, Sensei. Terra: Huh? Oh, sorry. I'm just dealing with a bit of an "I'm sticking my nose somewhere it doesn't belong" problem. *in a coliseum in the abyss* Keeper: THE AGONY!!!!! Terra: Quit hitting yourself! Quit hitting yourself! Fury: *bite* GRRRRRRR!!!!! *chew* *maim* *in the stands* Traveler: I admit, the part where she turned his bones into chewtoys and his organs into snausages was well played. Mockery: If she wasn't so hell bent on that spite towards mother, she'd make a fine replacement for Shadow. No less backstabbing, but probably more effectual. Devourer: Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher! Ravana: *raises his hand* Buttscratcher! Devourer: Buttscratcher! Traveler: I do wish he'd stop that. Keeper: MY SPLEEN!!!! Cuddles: Mmmmmm, that's the deific goodness... *much later* Fury: *sits on her haunches and begs* Terra: Good girl. FETCH! *throws Keeper's femur* Fury: ARF! *takes off* Mockery: Dude, you just got pwned by two girls. Keeper: Shut up and help me find my pancreas. ----- Teiza: I was promised an awesome lesson! Terra: Then you started hitting Motoko. That, and you need to be fluent with that ripple trick we went over today to advance. Teiza: Come on, Sensei! She's being whiny! Terra: While true, though not fair, I'm not keeping her around because I 'feel sorry' for her. I made a promise to her and I'm not breaking it. Lisa has no problem with it. Teiza: Lisa also has no problem flaunting herself. Terra: Point taken, but it doesn't change what I said. ----- Devourer: Buttscratcher! Traveller: No. Devourer: ButtscratchER! Traveller: No, Devourer. Devourer: BUTTscratcher! Traveller: :mad: NO! Devourer: :( Buttscratcher... OOC: Sorry, but it had to be done at least once. :D |
| Charles Phipps06-14-07, 03:29 AM | Keeper: You know, I long for the days when I was a respected god. Asmodeus: when was that? Keeper: You're not a deity in this setting. Asmodeus: Oh sh... *Asmodeus implodes* |
| rampant06-14-07, 03:29 AM | Teiza - Grrrrrrr she still owes me Icecream. Terra - ... That is true. Motoko - :mad: you little Teiza - :P (practices the ripple trick while she waits) Motoko - sigh, one strawberry, and one peanut butter dip cone coming up. |
| DungeonJman06-14-07, 07:25 AM | Keeper: You know, I long for the days when I was a respected god. Asmodeus: when was that? Keeper: You're not a deity in this setting. Asmodeus: Oh sh... *Asmodeus implodes* Naz'roth: Now to just make the rest of them do that. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-14-07, 07:44 AM | Keeper: You know, I long for the days when I was a respected god. Bunny: So glad I'm not actually you. 13: :D Bunny: But if you want some advice: stop politicking and do your job. OOcat: It's like no one realizes that government was created to start wars, bog people down in masses of paperwork, and pass laws forbidding love while having sex scandals. |
| rampant06-14-07, 11:52 AM | Kithle - Harrasment of a Minor, interference with uber affairs, whining, being a lame diety, being a politician, use of the john, etc. Keeper - And now I'm being FINED! |
| Charles Phipps06-14-07, 12:41 PM | OOcat: It's like no one realizes that government was created to start wars, bog people down in masses of paperwork, and pass laws forbidding love while having sex scandals. Traveller: Guilty. |
| Demonfey06-14-07, 04:08 PM | Ilt: Could be worse. *Pans out to show him shovelling out the chocobo stables, stretching out to cover an entire deck. With a gardener's spade and incredibly small bucket as his tools. He looks at the shadows* Ilt: Come on! I said I was sorry! Can't I at least get a larger bucket? Chocobos: Wark-wark-wark-wark-wark Ilt: I understood that.:mad: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-14-07, 04:43 PM | Ilt: Could be worse. OOcat: In politics you can be given the job of shovelling out intangible stables. :P |
| Demonfey06-14-07, 04:55 PM | Ilt: Sorry, that was meant to be at the Keeper. He could get fined and have to clean out these. Or be fed it. |
| rampant06-14-07, 05:22 PM | Teiza - mmmmmm Motoko - I intensely dislike you. Teiza - Not now, Ice cream. Motoko - I get the feeling she doesn't take me seriously. Terra - She doesn't, she's an irreverent predatory little scamp. She see's you as easy prey. |
| Paulon06-14-07, 06:42 PM | Ilt: Could be worse. *Pans out to show him shovelling out the chocobo stables, stretching out to cover an entire deck. With a gardener's spade and incredibly small bucket as his tools. He looks at the shadows* Ilt: Come on! I said I was sorry! Can't I at least get a larger bucket? Chocobos: Wark-wark-wark-wark-wark Ilt: I understood that.:mad: A voice speaks from behind Ilt. Caer. Maybe I can help with the bucket. At Ilt's startled nod, she begins muttering to herself. Caer: Starting with Enlarge Person...substitute a generic term for matter for the creature definition...boost the power input to counter the inorganic and static nature of the material subject... *ENLARGE OBJECT* The bucket immediately glows and expands to a useful size. Caer: *grins* There you go. She pulls out a map and quill and heads off as Ilt begins to fill the bucket. Before long, Ilt frowns. The bucket doesn't seem to be filling up. Ilt: That's odd. He looks more closely, and realises that the reason is that the bucket hasn't stopped growning... and it's getting too big to move. |
| DungeonJman06-14-07, 07:02 PM | A voice speaks from behind Ilt. Caer. Maybe I can help with the bucket. At Ilt's startled nod, she begins muttering to herself. Caer: Starting with Enlarge Person...substitute a generic term for matter for the creature definition...boost the power input to counter the inorganic and static nature of the material subject... *ENLARGE OBJECT* The bucket immediately glows and expands to a useful size. Caer: *grins* There you go. She pulls out a map and quill and heads off as Ilt begins to fill the bucket. Before long, Ilt frowns. The bucket doesn't seem to be filling up. Ilt: That's odd. He looks more closely, and realises that the reason is that the bucket hasn't stopped growning... and it's getting too big to move. Well, i had to teach you this sometime Sarfen. The philosophy of Yin and Yang is that for every action in the universe, like supposedly enlarging the bucket to the proper size, when it starts out at the wrong size, there is a balancing action, like making it too big. Sort of like a spiritual Third Law of Physics. Sometimes it is ironic, sometimes it is normal. This is why Good tends to win out in the end, since evil attempts to disbalance things in its favor while the average hero tries to restore that balance. The idea of Wu-tang is that the Tao is what guides you to do what is right for the land, and by surrendering your will to the blade, it, in turn, will allow you to surrender yourself to the Tao, and punish those who engage in transgressions. This coincidentally is the same philosophy that the Supernal Clarity follows, although it focuses more on the surrendering your will to the blade than for the reason behind it. Got all of that? Sarfen: Wait, teacher! *takes out notebook and tries writing all of that down. Yeah, like that's possible for a 10 year old.* |
| Demonfey06-14-07, 07:13 PM | He looks at the shadows. Ilt: Oh, very funny. This's gonna suck... Disenchanter mask on, he tentatively licks the bucket. When that breaks the spell, he begins puking. *In between heaves* Ilt: That...was so...foul... Chocobos: Wark wark wark wark wark Ilt glares at them. Ilt: Least I'm not an overgrown hillbilly chicken like you guys. Chocobos:...wark. (Touche.) |
| rampant06-14-07, 07:18 PM | Corre - Correction supernal clarity is not about surrendering to the blade, its about action. Sometimes rash, sometimes calculated, but the focus is always in the act. The thought must become action, the will must become action, the body must become action, the senses become action, the heart becomes action, the sword must become action, the one must become action. When the one and the sword are action, the action is the world. Sarfen - How much of that did she make up right there? DungeonJ - I don't know, but I do know better than to argue the point to her face. Sarfen - Why is she here? DungeonJ - Because she's decided to make your life miserable. |
| rampant06-14-07, 07:23 PM | Robrands - I hate this ship. Piffany - Tell me about it. Ernest - You shove it you got named family onboard, even if he never does anything anymore, you're golden. The rest of us are just barely above redshirt. Nemisis - Not her fault you're a bunch of useless whiny brats. Turgut - I found the BOOZE! Campers - BOOOZE! |
| DungeonJman06-14-07, 07:40 PM | OODungeonJ: Although i do have to admit that is a better explanation of the blade than i could have given. I have less experience with the philosphy of swords than normal philosophy. _____________ Meanwhile: Terra: What the...? *grafitti painted on a random building in Thrane* Terra Facts: 1: Terra does not defeat people, she ANNIHILATES them. 2: Terra does not sleep, she waits. 3: Terra does not know about this list, or i would be dead. Terra: Soon to be obliged. 4: There is no theory of evolution, magical or otherwise, just a list of creatures Terra allows to live. 5: Terra can make a snowman out of rain. 6: The chief export of Terra is shadowmatter. And pain. 7: Terra has finished The Song that Never Ends. Twice. 8: Wildnight was cancelled because the Fury didn't want to stand up to Terra if her followers did something stupid. Well, stupider than usual. 9: Terra once punched someone in the soul. 10: The first rule about Terra: Don't talk about Terra. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-14-07, 08:58 PM | Terra: Since when am I Chuck Norris? OOKaizer: :rofl: Terra: :mad: Stop laughing. OOKaizer: :rofl: No. :rofl: 11: There is no such thing as global warming. Terra was cold, so she turned the Sun up 12: Hammerguns don't kill people. TERRA kills people. 13: Terra's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush 14: Terra can lead a horse to water AND make it drink 15: Terra has two speeds. :censored: and KILL 16: Terra doesn't go hunting. She goes KILLING *WHAM* Terra: *angry pom* OOKaizer: *on the ground* Worth it! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-14-07, 10:07 PM | OOcat: What is it with you people and surrendering?! Honestly, and you make fun of Aundair. |
| urial angel of death06-14-07, 10:35 PM | OOC: You guys are a little overly pesimistic about government. After all it serves a very important function. It identifies those people that are either useless or dangerous in the common sectors and puts them in a position from which they can't harm regular people... as much. |
| DungeonJman06-14-07, 10:37 PM | League of Beggars Guy: Hey, who mentioned something about booze? OODungeonJ: Get away you! *Smashing Sword of Ravens* LoBG: *as he's falling off the ship* Oh, here it is. *begins drinking and somehow fortifies himself to survive the fall.* OODungeonJ: Wow, that is some messed up technique. Oh well. *drops 16 ton weight on him* Sarfen: What was that about? OODungeonJ: The joke was available and the Brotherhood of Thieves isn't known for overdrinking, so it had to be the League. Sarfen: What about...? OODungeonJ: I told you, there's no Imperial Emperor in Eberron, so the traditional clan divisions don't apply! |
| Paulon06-14-07, 11:47 PM | He looks at the shadows. Ilt: Oh, very funny. This's gonna suck... Disenchanter mask on, he tentatively licks the bucket. When that breaks the spell, he begins puking. *In between heaves* Ilt: That...was so...foul... Chocobos: Wark wark wark wark wark Ilt glares at them. Ilt: Least I'm not an overgrown hillbilly chicken like you guys. Chocobos:...wark. (Touche.) OOPaulon: She was just trying to be helpful. It wouldn't have tasted so bad if you hadn't slopped on the outside of the bucket. Now I thought it was funny. :D At least she didn't do the old Sorcerer's Apprentice trick of animating something to help you... *pictures an army of brooms dumping buckets of manure about the ship* |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-15-07, 12:14 AM | Terra: No, Teiza! Put him down! Teiza: Busted... Terra: I've been breeding these guys for years now. Eat him and you eat the only non-Spoony member of his line. Teiza: That's why I wanna eat him! I've probably got a blood-iron content of like 90% from all the silverware. Terra: Ok, I'll make you a deal. Back off of these guys for now. Once I get the Golden Chocobo and have a secure breeding stock, THEN you can eat some of them. Teiza: YES! Terra: Only the ones I SAY you can. Teiza: :raincloud Terra: It takes a lot to breed in the traits I want and breed out the Spoonyness inherent from all the inbreeding necessary to maintain it. And it doesn't help that Silver keeps poking her nose in. *frantic 'Wark' noises can be heard from the pens* Terra: DAMMIT SILVER! Stop convincing the Redshirts to release them! 13: Actually, that was my idea. Terra: *buried her face in her hands* What did you tell them? 13: :devil: Live feeds to a certain room via a certain Half-Demon. Terra: *sigh* You're aware I trash them as soon as I find them, I presume. 13: Oh, of course. I said nothing of it being consistent, high-quality, or free. |
| Charles Phipps06-15-07, 12:53 AM | Rose: Okay, Sithis, I need to ask for your help. Sithis: I WASN'T SUMMONING EVIL! Rose: What's that behind your back? Sithis: :shifty: Nothing. Rose: I'm not a cop, Sithis. Sithis: Okay then. *pulls out TOME OF ULTIMATE DAMNATION* Rose: I need you to help me figure out this whole vampire thing. Sithis: You're an elf, do you really need help on being a pretenious bastarve? Rose: Just tips on how to be a pretenious UNDEAD bastarve. |
| rampant06-15-07, 12:57 AM | Sithis - For starters If you have any little cousins, keep them out of you cloak closet. Xiath - *burps up a scrap of black cloth* |
| Charles Phipps06-15-07, 01:03 AM | Lilly: Hmmm....so the Forsaken fight the pure huh? Sarah: Lilly, what are you doing? Lilly: Learning about werewolves. Sarah: :confused: Lilly: TO HUNT THEM! Sarah: GRRRRRRRrrr.... Lilly: I'm sorry Sarah but you're not a werewolf. Sarah: Wha? Lilly: You aren't protecting Gaia enough. Sarah: Who? Lilly: Mother Earth. Sarah: But the planet is a guy. Lilly: What sort of moon were you born under? Sarah: I don't know. Lilly: What moon you were born under determines your personality. Sarah: That's stupid. Lilly: You're Homid, so you get less Rage. Sarah: What is this garbage you're reading. Lilly: Oh, and you're chief opponent is a supercorporation. Merrix D'Cannith's Ghost: BUY PENTEX, BUY BRELAND! Sarah: *angry pom* |
| Demonfey06-15-07, 01:13 AM | OOPaulon: She was just trying to be helpful. It wouldn't have tasted so bad if you hadn't slopped on the outside of the bucket. Now I thought it was funny. :D Actually, it's because he thinks 13 hides in shadows while messing with people, or that it may be Terra punishing him for lending out the oar if its not 13. |
| DungeonJman06-15-07, 01:58 AM | Ah darnit! *is swatting off a horde of Beggars* Sarfen: I thought you got rid of them! OODungeonJ: Only one, and this is the new generation that is willing to do anything for alcohol. And even worse is that they'd survive the planet blowing up in the same way a frenzied berzerker would (they won't die til they stop being drunk, actually, that sounds a lot like Jarlot, minus the wealth but replaced by Drunken Fist martial arts). League of Beggars Guys: BOOOZE! OODungeonJ: Quickly, to higher ground. *him and Sarfen run to a higher part of the deck, while the Beggars are heading towards Erk's* Not going to end well. Especially when the employees find out that they can't pay. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-15-07, 08:25 AM | *him and Sarfen run to a higher part of the deck, while the Beggars are heading towards Erk's* Not going to end well. Especially when the employees find out that they can't pay. Leage of Drunken Beggars: *burst in* BOOOOOOOOZE!! Erk: I assume you'll drink anything alcoholic? LoDB: YEAH! Erk: Lucky, get the stuff we've been saving. ********* Later………… OODungeonJ: You do know they can't pay, right? Erk: I'm keeping a tab. OODungeonJ: Even less likely they'll be able to pay later. Erk holds up three fingers. OODungeonJ: Three what? Drunken Beggar at bar: Oh, ish the "How Many Fingersh Am I Holding Up" game. Lesh shee now……… Erk holds up two fingers. OODungeonJ: Oh, I see: you're counting down. Erk holds up one finger. OODungeonJ: I know you're trying to be dramatic, but I doubt you can get these guys to do anything useful— Suddenly all the beggars in the place sit bolt upright with looks of intense concentration on their faces. Beggar Leader: By the Traveller…………I think I'm getting an idea…………………YES! We'll sell our tattered and torn clothes a street-chic! Another Beggar: Teenagers will go ga-ga over being seen as tough, rugged individuals because of the clothes that they and all their friends wear! Third Beggar: What are we waiting for! The fahsion world awaits! *mass stampede out the doors* OODungeonJ: :blink: ………(stares at one of the glasses a beggar had been drinking out of)……What is that stuff? Erk: Honestly? I have no idea. |
| DungeonJman06-15-07, 11:07 AM | OOC: The sad thing is that they really do that. |
| rampant06-15-07, 03:06 PM | Sarfen - Why do I have to spar with her? DungeonJ - Because she scared off all the redshirts, besides I can't think of a better person to break you of annoying habits like thinking two dimensionally. Corre - :D Sarfen - ... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-15-07, 03:25 PM | DungeonJ - …break you of annoying habits like thinking two dimensionally. Bunny: Other annoying habits she can break you of: eating, sleeping, breathing, keep your back straight… |
| DungeonJman06-15-07, 03:54 PM | As the non-existant rabbit said. Unfortunately, the world's going to go up in heck soon, i can feel it, but no definite predictions, this is another E.B.N.E's plot. This will either get you to a decent point or destroy you, but it's not like i can get you out of here anyway. *ihh* OODungeonJ: Oh, who am i kidding, i haven't even taught him the swordsage manuvers yet. He knows how to fight with a sword and that's it. He's so dead and i can't really do anything. Evil DungeonJ: Well, it promises to be a good show *munch* OODungeonJ: Where do you keep getting that slave labor popcorn from? Evil DungeonJ: Can't you read the box? Breland. Good DungeonJ: Would you like to feel better about it? OODungeonJ: Yes. *Good DungeonJ takes out a hammer and hits him over the head with it* Good DungeonJ: There, now you don't feel bad about it! OODungeonJ: I see 42 moons over Eberron. *goes dazed on the FF* |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-16-07, 12:23 AM | Sarah heels, wagging furiously while holding the stick tree. Tirmek: Again? Sarah: :drool: ARF! *wag* Tirmek: *sigh* *throws the tree* Lilly: :rolleyes: You'd think she's get bored with it after the first hour. Elina: Less talking, more snogging. Lilly: :D Yes ma'am. |
| rampant06-16-07, 12:31 AM | Tirmek - Ooooooh scritchies :cloud9 Sarah - Good kitty Lily - Anyone else he claws their fingers off if they try that. Elina - He's a cat. |
| rampant06-16-07, 01:46 PM | Tirmek - This town is a hole. Elina - Sure its a small town. Lily - The hops don't sell anything over 200 gp in value. Elina - GP limit Sarah - The park is a trea with root rot. Elina - Ok so they aren't the best agriculturalists. Tirmek - The library consists of playdragon magazines and a manuel on cooking rats. Elina - This town is a hole. Lets get to the temple and get out of here. Tirmek - Apparently this place was so much of a hole the temple decided to leave. Give me a minute to ditch this flightmeld and we can go. Elina - Ok I know you're ppoking at Lily again but what makes you think we can breathe underwater? Tirmek - ... You can't? You kinda do everything else. Sarah - We're gonna need a sub. ---------------------------------------- Squishy - Sucker senses tingling. -------------------------------------- Lily - ooh I saw the perfect place! |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-16-07, 03:26 PM | Elina: True, we're vesatile. We just can't shapeshift to the same extent you can just yet. Tirmek: I've been wondering about that. Your mom can take pretty much any form she wants, but you two can't, even with the shadow abilities. Elina: That's why I can't wait for the last seal to fade. Sarah's stuck with hybrid-wolf till then, and we're both stuck with humanoid forms till it goes. Mom said something to the effect of "your natural forms are not necessarily the default". Tirmek: So, unlike Changelings, if you forget what you look like- Sarah: -we have no way to turn back. And we're still growing, so she's pretty sure that might screw up our development. Elina: Being able to breathe in water would require far more internal rearranging than we can accomplish right now. Lilly: ... :thinks: :plotting: Tirmek: I'm pretty sure I don't want to know. Lilly: You said you're stuck with humanoid forms. Does that mean you can change things within certain perameters as much as you want? Elina: More or less. Lilly: Can I see? Elina: *giggle* Sarah: Uh-oh. Elina: One (http://www.blackcerenity.com/pics/seras.jpg). Lilly: :drool: Elina: Two (http://site.skallen.net/images/gallery/Anime/bleach_orihime0003.jpg). Lilly: :drool: :drool: Elina: Three (http://www.projectnoir.com/images/characters/mireille01.gif). Lilly: :drool: *nose bleed* Elina: Four (http://talesofclover.canalblog.com/images/Sheena_01.jpg)! Lilly: :drool: *NOSE BLEED* :drool: Tirmek: :nonono: OOC: I must confess. My Google-fu is weak. It took me forever to find those, and half of them aren't very good quality. And those are just the characters I could find. :( |
| rampant06-16-07, 03:47 PM | Tirmek - Thats better than I can do, I'm restricted to humanoid myself, and quite frankly i can't do outfits, I just buy enhanced clothing. The water breathing comes from my melds. Elina - Meh You've got so many little tricks its impossible to keepp track of where they all come from. Lily - I just hope we don't run into any rage turtles in the water. Tirmek - Rage turtle? that's the stupidest thing I've heard out of your mouth all day Lily. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-16-07, 03:59 PM | Tirmek - Rage turtle? that's the stupidest thing I've heard out of your mouth all day Lily. 13: What, did you just get up? |
| rampant06-16-07, 04:02 PM | Tirmek - *holding a cheese and egg samwhich* yeah pretty much. Sarah - Mmmmmmm pork-link ninjas with bacon chucks. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-16-07, 05:28 PM | Lisa: Well good morning to the love birds! *hugs both* Sarah: :rolleyes: Hi, momma. Tirmek: Goom mophin' *swallows* Lisa: It seems you two have been getting along quite well since I left. You'll have to tell me all about it sometime. But right now I have just one question for Tirmek. Tirmek: Shoot. *takes a drink* Lisa: Why aren't you busy fathering my grandchildren? Tirmek: :mymy: *spews milk out his nose* Sarah: :blush: MOMMA!!! :blush: Lisa: You've had plenty of time and all the motivation in the world. Imagine my disappointment upon my return to find no unexpected family additions! Tirmek: We're not even seventeen yet! Lisa: That's no excuse. OOC: Yes, Lisa has become Mrs. Wong. |
| rampant06-16-07, 06:34 PM | Tirmek - CHEESE IT! Sarah - Everyone get on the sub! Momma's gone crazier! Elina - Out of here! Lily - DIVE! DIVE! |
| Lord Kale Fangblade06-16-07, 07:09 PM | Sithis pockets the codex Arcanum, which is a black leather bound book with silver arcane sigils on the cover. brushing his hair back from his eyes a bit, he gives rose a once over Sithis: well, were you bitten or slew by a vampire or animated with magic? Rose: what does that have to do with anything!? Sithis:* exhasparated sigh* just answer the question Rose: Bitten Sithis: ah good, *seeing roses confused expression* it means that i can take you for training with my various vampiric contacts. i dont pretend to be the best or most knowledgeable vampire out there, im only a half blood. i might be more powerful than most vamps even ones of my circle. but im still flesh and blood. Rose: whats wrong with animated vampires? Sithis: its difficult to put into words, they're... not true vampires. vampires through magic dont have the same drives and psychology. which tends tp make them the worst of our kind, they kill for pleasure and because they can which tends to make them unstable. most vampires either kill to feed or kill for gain. i dont suppose your Sire taught you anything about your abilities or our society? Rose: Not really no, i had to muddle my way through most of it Sithis: damn. i dont suppose you caught his name or anything? Rose: *thinks for a moment* no, i was busy being cursed with this unholy form. Sithis: crap. We hate it when they do that, puts so much pressure on the rest of us. Sithis raises his hands, muttering a few arcane sylabbles under his breath making a verticle slashing gesture with his right hand, sithis mutters the final word. there's a tearing noise, a few ripples flow outwards and a portal forms in the air. beyond it, are the bustling streets of Artur, City of Night. Sithis: *stepping through the portal* we'll find the first of your Tutors here, He's a third Circle Vampire named Prong. stronger and with less weaknesses than most vampires, Prongs from one of the Sharn Vampire Houses . Rose: then whats he doing in Artur? Sithis: he's an exile, he stole his brothers wife. unfounatly for Prong his brother was incharge of the House and he got kicked out. Rose follows Sithis through the crowded streets, until they find a rather dingy looking alley with a drunk sleeping in a pile of rubbish bags. Sithis walks over to the unconcious figure, removes his waterskin from a belt pouch and pours the contence onto him. The Vamp leaps into the air, burns forming on his face from the dilute holy water. Prong: Sweet Tira Miron what was that for?! Prong is tall, about an inch shorter than Sithis's six three. with short smothed black white hair and a bit of the foppish nobleman about his looks, of course, this is mostly covered up by his cocky and agressive atmosphere. he wears dark clothes with a a long dark jacket over those, he carries no weapons but from the look of a few bulges in his jacket probably carries a few knives. Sithis: *simply, Face completely blank* To wake you up. Prong: couldnt you have used water like a normal person? Sithis: Your awake arent you? and stop whineing it'll heal in a minuet. Prong: Fine fine, so why have you woken me from my blessed sleep this time, need a few coppers? got some inane search for a magic item again? Sithis:*Rolls his eyes* Nothing so predictable, i've brought a newly risen vampire to you for the first part of his training. Prong: *eying rose* Is he your handiwork? Sithis: no, i cant animate new vampires through bite alone. Prong: ah right, so i guess who ever bit him just dumped him right? Sithis: It would appear so. Prong: *sighs* Typical. if they're going to create the damned things they should at least take resposibility for them. instead of dumping them on vamps like us. Sithis: my sentiments exactly. Prong: *removes a key from his pocket and walks over to a door* you might as well come in then, its going to be a long night. I suppose Sithi boy here, nice hair by the way not too long and not too short and at least you dont look like a toff anymore.. well, much, hasnt filled you in on the details yet? Rose: err.. no. The two of them follow prong into a large dusty wearhouse, which is filled with crates, a sofa, a few furnishings and brick-a-brack. the warehouse is mostly unlit, allowing those who have natural darkvision or lowlight vision a heavy advantage. Prong sits down sloppily on a crate and turns his gaze on Rose. Prong: Welcome to my humble abode, any questions before we start? Rose: *awkwardly* yeah... erm, why are you called prong? Sithis: its his nickname, it comes from how he used to torture people with- Prong: a Red hot prong. my actual Name is William The Stained. with blood mind you not vomit, the vomit came later during the after killing P*** up. *To be continued* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-16-07, 07:59 PM | Lisa: Why aren't you busy fathering my grandchildren? Silver can be seen inside Tirmek's head dealing with multiple hissing controls like those used on a steam engine. Silver: Delicate mechinery, ma'am. Some :censored: in his upbringing installed him with the old-fashioned model. 13: So what's the new model look like? Silver points to Lilly's head, where there is a state-of-the-art computer with a big red button. Tirmek: :mymy: *spews milk out his nose* Sarah: :blush: MOMMA!!! :blush: 13: And now you know why I'm here. Tirmek: We're not even seventeen yet! Lisa: That's no excuse. Silver: Word. I did not make your species fertile before this age just so you could spend several years engaged in being awkward. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-16-07, 08:15 PM | Terra: Ok, show me what you can do. Teiza: Hai~! Walking over to the wall, Teiza brushes her hand against the surface. From the point of contact, ripples spread outward like a rock skipping off a pond. Teiza: Well? Terra: Nice job, but not quite there yet. She points to the things hanging on the wall as they bounce beneath the ripples. The Sword of Sutekh is knocked off it's mount and clatters to the floor. Teiza: Awww... Terra: You've got the basics down and have been doing great in utilizing them for more advanced things. You've obviously got the theory down, now it's just a matter of refinement through practice. Picking up the sword, the runes glow brightly as she hears a sound akin to nails on a chalkboard. Quickly letting go, the sound stops and the runes fade. Teiza: Sensei? Terra: It's...no, it's nothing. *quickly grabs it and sets it back on the wall* Teiza: Sensei, I'm not dumb and I have a nose. Terra: ... *sigh* Right...I know. I just didn't want you to worry about- Teiza: You've given me plenty of things to worry about lately. Not telling me isn't going to make it any better. Please just let me see what happened. Reluctantly, Terra opened her hand, revealing the burnt imprint of the sword handle, which disappeared moments later as her regen took effect. Teiza: Why now? I've seen you touch it before. You kept it with you for a month after Lisa died. Terra: Honestly, not much surprises me lately. A shadow moves across the floor behind Terra, rearing up and forming a human form as fangs sunk into her neck. Terra: Gah! Don't do that! Motoko: *slurp* Sorry, I couldn't ignore it any longer. |
| rampant06-16-07, 09:17 PM | Teiza - Could you not interrupt us again? Motoko - Scram kid. Teiza - *pulls out a spritz bottle* *spritz* Motoko - Cut it out. Teiza - Bad vampire! *spritz* Motoko - My eye! Terra - Thats not even holy water. Teiza - Sit! *Spritz* Motoko looses her balance and falls on her backside. Teiza - You were saying Sensei. |
| DungeonJman06-16-07, 09:32 PM | *meanwhile, Sarfen is getting overwhelmed in the duel against Corre, but is doing surprisingly well, considering that she's not only trying to hit him with the sword, but with the living crystal as well.* Corre: Why won't you go down! You've only had two weeks of practice! Sarfen: Well, despite what you think, most people need sleep. Unfortunately, my teacher won't let me have it. *shows the bags under his eyes* I've been on half an elf's schedule for two weeks. Corre: You mean a half-elf's right? Sarfen: No, i said HALF an elf's. That means two hours a night. And the rest is spent accomplishing basic biological functions or training. And i still only managed to get swordfighting and the basic stance down. Considering everything, combined with the fact that you have more natural talent than me, i'm surprised i haven't been beaten to death already. *Corre quickly changes the attack pattern of the crystal, so that while Sarfen can barely block it, the force sends him flying across the ship* Corre: Darn, now i've gotta find him. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-16-07, 10:11 PM | A great pressure fell upon Teiza, borne not of physical force, but of magic and fury. Though only a newborn Vampire Lord, Motoko was not to be trifled with. This last humiliation, while she was hungry, no less, had pushed her over the edge. Her face was typically that of her previous life, but in her anger revelaed the monster she had become. Her eyes fixed on Teiza and she attacked with a hiss that would chill the blood of even the most stalwart mortal. Teiza, not being the type to scare by any means, created several shadowblades in response. The scuffle was over before it began. Motoko found herself neck deep in shadowmatter, it's taffy-like consistency stopping her movement in it's tracks. Teiza's shadowblades turned on her, forming ropes that bound her tightly. Motoko: *back to normal* Let me go! I've had enough of her constant abuse! Teiza: Bring it, emo girl! I'm so sick of your "oh, poor me" attitude! Terra: That's enough! I've already got to deal with Lilly and Tirmek trying to kill each other, my wife going crazy, and my own nature becoming increasingly incomprehensible to me! I DO NOT NEED THIS! Teiza fazed out as Terra warped her home, and the shadowmatter dissolved around Motoko. Motoko: *stands* I...I'm sorry. I just- Terra: She's a little girl with a severe lack of respect for anyone she deems weak. You're the adult here, so act like it. Now just finish and leave me be for a bit. Motoko: :( *resumes feeding* |
| Demonfey06-16-07, 10:27 PM | From the stables Ilt: They need vacations. Hm...:plotting: |
| DungeonJman06-16-07, 11:23 PM | Ilt, if you take any member of the FF off world, there will be, to quote a person: "Hell to pay, with a hell paying installment system that makes the Kythri tax collecting system look organized." Ilt: Why? OODungeonJ: Look at their presence here. Even one of the lesser crew could corrupt an entire Prime world. An entire world, do you understand that? Angel of Death/Evil/Prosecuting Attorney of Heaven Against All Sentient Beings: What if he decides to... OODungeonJ: Oh no... i'm not even going to think about what happens if he was to send anyone to THAT world. Then your subordinate loses his job, and a lot worse besides. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-16-07, 11:52 PM | OOKaizer: It can't be that bad. I mean, I sent Terra and Lisa on a whirlwind ten year tour of the multiverse. Didn't seem to corrupt much. DungeonJ: :rolleyes: Because you sent them to places too awesome to be corrupted. OOKaizer: True. But I'm pretty sure a vacation isn't going to accomplish anything apart from making this plot take even longer and be more complicated and convoluted than it already is. |
| Demonfey06-16-07, 11:52 PM | Ilt: Ysgard. All that frustration in a plane of infinite combat. Or Athas. No one would probably notice things getting worse there. And to Kaizer. Ilt: Aw... |
| DungeonJman06-17-07, 12:21 AM | That's just something i was worrying about. Not only will it mess with the inhabitants. Because you know it somehow will. But then you'd give away the whole Outer Ring's existance to them. Now, each one of those planes tries to represent its respective force the best it can, and we don't want the planes getting annoyed that their inhabitants are being messed with and their alignments altered. Or worse, have the whole FF finding out. And some of the people are still impressionable to belief change, and i mean, some of those celestials are really eloquent proselytizers. Ilt: What do you mean, "the planes" getting annoyed. Whoops, said too much. *takes out MIB memory erasing device and erases the events of the last day from Ilt's memory/mind* |
| Demonfey06-17-07, 12:26 AM | Ilt: Why did everything taste like red just now? |
| rampant06-17-07, 01:39 AM | Corre - Ok Sarfen You're skill surprised me. But you need to remember, I never sleep. A flick of her wrist sends a dagger into the hilt of sarfen's blade. Saefen think's he sees an opening. attemps a swift charge, only to be disarmed as Corre reclaims her dagger with a wrenching grab. Corre - You've got to stop thinking of weapons as seperate from their weilders. Even if I'm not holding it My favorite dagger is still working for me. Sarfen - Well now that that's over- Corre - Here's your sword back, ... might want to get that hilt checked. Sarfen - finally I'm outta here. Corre - Not so fast next round. Sarfen - Come on, I've got nothing left. Corre - That's why you never pull all your best moves in the first round. Sarfen - What is this supposed to accomplish? Corre - Simple, you are exhausted, outmatched, and have no hope of out thinking me. You can never beat me, you cannot even touch me. You are weak, and need to realize that. Sarfen - WHY YOU! *Charges*Gets slammed into the wall* Corre - And when you realize why you're losing. You get to stop. Sarfen - You mean I have to beat you? Corre - No, you have to realize why you can't. You pathetic little worm. Sarfen - HATE YOU! *charges*gets intoduced to the floor* |
| Paulon06-17-07, 01:45 AM | OOPaulon: *from the sidelines* It might take him a while. Then again, his teacher used to be a Paladin, until he made what looks suspiciously like the same error of judgement. Maybe he passed on the lesson. |
| rampant06-17-07, 04:14 AM | Prong - HEY MY COUCH! Sithis - XIATH! |
| DungeonJman06-17-07, 10:03 AM | HEY!!! *charges at OOPaulon, before getting slammed into the floor in a manner remarkably similar to what happened to Sarfen* OOPaulon: Or, maybe not |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-17-07, 10:26 AM | Terra: …You're the adult here, so act like it.… OOcat: Wait, a what? 13: Oh, please, not this again. OOcat: Seriously, this creature you refer to as an "adult" does not exist. It is simply a creation of your mind. There are only children and beings who are children trying not to appear as children. These latter are what you commonly label as adults, even though evidence clearly shows that they possess complete child psychologies……… :teach: Long and boring explanation of a hypothesis. :teach: 13: Translation: Take off your dress-up clothes and go out and have some ice cream. |
| rampant06-17-07, 11:22 AM | Teiza - ICE CREAM! Satnak - ICE CREAM! Serene - ICE CREAM! Corre - ICE CREAM! Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmm hmmmmm(ICE CREA-blagk cat hair) |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-17-07, 05:11 PM | Deep within the Forgotten Freedom, a door flies open. Mist pours forth and flashes of lightning can be seen from within. A small figure dressed in tinfoil emerges. ???: Soon ALL will feel the wrath of PROFESSOR CHAOS!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Lady: Shut up Butters. And get out of the FX Demon's closet. Butters: It's Professor Chaos! None can stop my evil plan, for I shall flood the world! *turns on the hose* Butters: AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! Lady: :bored: Dear gods you suck. If you get my homework wet I'm snacking on your kidneys. *two days later* Butters: *toe deep in water* Gee, this sure is taking a long time. Roosevelt: Here it is. *turns off the hose* Butters: Wait, what are you doing?! Roosevelt: *ignores him* Butters: You may have stopped me this time, but the world will feel the wrath of PROFESSOR CHAOS!!!!! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-17-07, 05:40 PM | OOcat: Not going to cut it. Butters: Professor Chaos shall get his revenge on all those who slight him! OOcat: Rebellious……vengeful……speaks in third person is a bonus……Still missing one very important element to be an effective villain. Lady: A working plan? OOcat: Incompetant underlings! |
| rampant06-17-07, 05:54 PM | Tirmek - Too bad lily is busy. Lily can be seen outside a window on the sub battleing a red dragon turtle. Elina - Aren't you supposed to be the one out there? and can Lily breathe underwater? Tirmek - Not a chance, and I don't care. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-17-07, 06:01 PM | OOcat: Incompetant underlings!OOKaizer: No problem. Butters: General Disarray! Admiral Wolverine Lightningbolt: *likewise decked out in tinfoil* Yes, Professor Chaos? Butters: Quickly, destroy those heros! A.W.L.: *makes shooting noises and kicks over a bunch of action figures* |
| DungeonJman06-17-07, 06:56 PM | Real World (Sort of): OODungeonJ: Ouch. Why does the pain not end? Buddha: For you have not achieved nirvana yet. OODungeonJ: *jumps up from the floor* AAAAH! Aren't you dead dead or something? Buddha: No, i have freed myself from the cycle of birth and death, but i can interpose myself whenever i want. OODungeonJ: That's exactly what we do... :eek: how have you messed with our universe? Buddha: Well, i've been trying, but most universes are hard to change and... AAAAAH! *is chased away by the Angel of Death, who is carrying a bat labeled: "Religions with a Concept of Deity/es" * AoD: I swear, every week there are more of these things! It's becoming an infestation! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-17-07, 08:57 PM | *is chased away by the Angel of Death, who is carrying a bat labeled: "Religions with a Concept of Deity/es" * AoD: I swear, every week there are more of these things! It's becoming an infestation! OOC: Okay, we're going to have to ask that you explain your joke. There were many religions in ancient times with many deities, so how is that any different? |
| DungeonJman06-17-07, 09:30 PM | OOC: *sigh* I didn't think that i'd have to explain this: Buddhism doesn't have any deities, it's a path which attempts to lead one to the release of oneself from the cycle of birth and death.The Angel of Death is a servant of the Abrahamic religions, and this is so alien a threat that it has to beat them away with a bat. Polytheism, which is different, is handled by a different angel (Similarly to Modrons, they have so many subdirectories that there is an angel for EVERYTHING). |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-17-07, 09:37 PM | OOC: Unfortunately the nature of Abrahamic religions is such that this would go on even in an unfunny situation because of that religion's persecution criteria. You have to give it an original twist to have something funny. Right now it's just too ambiguous. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-17-07, 09:49 PM | Motoko: (i.h.h.) She was pretty upset before. I can't believe I lost it like that. Maybe...maybe I can run some damage control. *deep breath* Just take it easy. She's not gonna drop you for one little argument. *knock knock* No answer. Motoko: (i.h.h.) That's odd. I know she's in there. I can feel it. *knocks again* No answer. Motoko: (i.h.h.) Does she know it's me and not want to talk to me? Maybe she's meditating? ...wait...could she have collapsed again?! *phases through the door* Motoko: Terra! Are you all-:eek: Lisa: :devil: And...she's all yours. Terra: *currently "indisposed"* :blush: Lisa: Have fun with her. :smirk: I'm off to spend "quality" time with Michael. *walks out* Motoko: :twitch: I'm so confused... |
| DungeonJman06-17-07, 10:44 PM | OOC: No, but... *sigh* never mind, i'm not even going to argue anymore on this point. I'm derailing this before it becomes a religion argument. Just chalk it up to one of those jokes that sounded funnier in a guy's head than on print. Angel of Death: Man, this is the fourth time that's happened this week! You know, theoretically, you shouldn't be on Eberron and letting your subordinate worry about this. I'm thinking that either your supervisor doesn't listen or enjoys me suffering. Probably the second one. I just hope that his superiors don't find it funny. AoD: You're doing it again! OODungeonJ: Ah crud... *gets struck by a bolt from the blue* |
| rampant06-17-07, 11:46 PM | Sarfen - :weep: Corre - Think for one bloody minute Sarfen what is the purpose of this exercise? Sarfen - To show off how much better you are.:mad: *charge*eats floorboard* Corre - *glare* Sarfen - Fine, to make me realize why I can't win. Corre - Now what have you been doing? Sarfen - Having my face intorduced to every square inch of the ship. Corre - *glare* |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-17-07, 11:48 PM | Lilly: *soaking wet* Wow, it's too bad you guys weren't part of that battle. The EXP haul was amazing! Tirmek: Let me guess. You 'decided' you could breathe underwater. Lilly: Nope. I just kept making my fortitude saves vs. drowning. Tirmek: :uh-huh: For twenty minutes? Lilly: Well, I had a little help from all those Mermaids. Elina: :mad: Lilly: :eek: They were giving me air and that's it! :hides: I swear I didn't use my tongue! Sarah: :rolleyes: Riiiiiiight. Lilly: It was weird how they kept trying to help me after I won. I think all the blood obscured their vision, 'cause they kept touching me in inappropriate spots. I'm pretty sure they were giggling, too. I know they weren't coming on to me, since I made it clear I was already spoken for. Elina: :confused: How could you-? You were under- *chink* Tirmek: Oh, great. You broke her. *whap* Elina: Aundarian toast, please! ...? ...oh, right. A light rapping can be heard from the air lock. Out of habit, Sarah opens the door. *GLOMPH* Tirmek: :eek: :headexplo :fight!: Sarah: *disengages* GAH! Mermaid 1: Mmmmm, your friends aren't bad, cutie. The others turn and GLARE at Lilly. Lilly: :embarrass Or maybe I invited them in by accident. Mermaid 2: Oooooo! I call the kitty! Mermaid 3: :smirk: Pink and furry. Could be interesting. Elina: Punch it! Sarah: Hai! *slams the door shut and hits the eject button* Lilly: :( Why'd you go and do that? Elina: :mad: And I suppose you had something more "intersting" in mind. Lilly: Hell yeah! Do you have any idea how much Mermaid parts sell for? We'd have made a freaking mint! Elina: :bored: |
| rampant06-18-07, 01:31 AM | Tirmek - *call taffy* Lily - hhhhhhhhhhhorgk Elina - What's wrong whith him? Tirmek - I filled his lungs with taffy. Elina - ok Tirmek - Usually you tell me to stop it. Elina - I'm still upset about the mermaids. Tirmek - So... Elina - Five more minutes. |
| Charles Phipps06-18-07, 01:57 AM | Submarine Lilly: Elina, I've decided to become a Vampire Hunter. Elina: Hmmmm? Lilly: Vampires killed my one true love and my mission from this point on is to exterminate all of them. Chibi Vampire: RACIST! Lilly: Except cute ones and Sithis cause he could beat me up. Elina: Whose your one true love? Lilly: You are. Elina: W.....:confused: Lilly: You don't remember dying because you get amnesia alot from hanging around me. Elina: I do not! Tirmek: Actually, Elina, you kind of do. Elina: Since when!? Tirmek: Since yesterday! *** Yesterday *after fighting a gigantic Clown Face monster* *Most of the town is wrecked* Elina: That's it, Lilly! This is the final straw! I cannot stand your stupidity or hanging over other girls any longer! Lilly: But Elina... Elina: The FINAL STRA.... *a piece of mortar from the nearby debris falls on Elina's head* Elina: :blink blink blink: Owie! Lilly: *lay on hands* HEAL! Elina: Oh my hero! *** Elina: I don't remember that. Sarah: Duh! Elina: I have amnesia LAYERS!? Sarah: one time, you got hit by a fireball and we lost you for a month. *** Three months ago Karrnath Tavern 8:00 a.m *Elina is dressed in a cute little barmaid's outfit* Elina: My, I'm so glad to be gainfully employed in this time under recession. Roy Paladinmount having no idea whatsoever how to run a country or stable economy. *Lilly, Tirmek, Sarah* Lilly Von Galan: COME! WE HAVE EVIL TO FIGHT! Elina: *blink blink* Could it be? A Handsome warrior who may hold the key to my past!? Tirmek: Well, I'm sorry. I'm already taken. Sarah: HEY! Lilly Von Galan: I can prove to you that we were in fact in love! Here's a picture of you, me, and Teiza! http://www.pseudome.net/pics/maki_vvh_fan_art.jpg Elina: Why do we look like we're anime characters? Sarah: Wha? We're not!? Elina: I'm afraid I don't believe you. Lilly Von Galan: No, here's a picture of me in Sulk form with you. http://www.pseudome.net/pics/vvh_vcmails.gif Elina: Oh my, do you use steroids? Tirmek: Here's a picture of me in Giant Squid form trying to kill Lilly. http://www.pseudome.net/pics/vvh_morgan.gif *Elina inches away and ends up making a break for it* Elina: Whew! Now that I've escaped from THOSE weirdos, I can get back to my job serving drinks in sexy outfits! Boy, it sure is good to know that a buxom girl can get a fair shake in today's economy. Bar Owner: You're fired. Elina: Wha? Bar Owner: You're 35 seconds late missy. Here's your replacement. http://home.flash.net/~rayearle/Sony%20Playstation2/The%20Bard's%20Tale/TBTMary_in_the_Drunken_Rat_Tavern.png Helga: Ello! I'm falling out of me dress! Elina: You replaced me already!? Bar owner: It's a full house lady. Elina: It's eight a.m! What sort of unemployed losers will be found here! Bar Owner: You, apparently. Elina: Oh right. Scotch. Neat. *Tirmek, Lilly, and Sarah are already at the bar* Elina: What are you still doing following me!? Lilly: We come to every tavern, looking for clues on how to defeat the monsters in the Cursed Sea Shrine just outside the bay. Elina: Why would a bunch of drunken bar flies.... Local Tavern Resident: The creatures of the Sea Shrine will be vulnerable to Lightning Spells. Local Tavern Resident 2#: To defeat the Kraken, the Corral Sword might be useful. Local Tavern Resident 3#: It is said a Fairy's Spring in the Sea Shrine can provide healing to those who can find it. Elina: What the hell.... Lilly: It's simple, we're on a quest to save the world. You, Elina, are the child of two women and a former evil despot. You're also the lost Princess of Thrane. If you're allowed to break your last seal, you're destroy the world. Elina: What? Lilly: It's a lot to take in.... Elina: I'm a PRINCESS!? WICKED! Sarah: Lilly, may I? Lilly: Go ahead. *Sarah clonks Elina over the head with her hammer* Elina: Wha? Where am I? Lilly: Sokay, Elina, time to go fight evil. Elina: Oh, okay. *** Submarine Elina: That's how I ended up in a barmaid's outfit! I was so worried it was a kinky sex game! *Tirmek and Sarah are in barmaid's outfits* Sarah: Well, that was how you got it. Lilly: Okay, we're here at ATLANTIS! *Tirmek stares out the window and blinks to see the sign that says 'ATLANTIS SEA SHRINE HOTEL AND CASINO!* Tirmek: I have the saddest suspicion that minigames are ahead. |
| Paulon06-18-07, 02:26 AM | HEY!!! *charges at OOPaulon, before getting slammed into the floor in a manner remarkably similar to what happened to Sarfen* OOPaulon: Or, maybe not OOPaulon: I suppose I could try to give you the same lesson as your student's getting... but then again... this might work better. *waves his hand* An image of OOPaulon facing off against OODungeonJman, umbrella vs sword forms in a cloud. As the imaginary duel continues, the image of OODungeonJman, letting his emotions get the better of him, is systematically poked, prodded, and knocked into orbit or through inconvenient moons, before being left in a liquified puddle on the floor. The image of OOPaulon bows, then turns to walk out the door. Unfortunately the image misses and knocks itself out on the doorframe. |
| rampant06-18-07, 02:58 AM | Corre - Actually its not about emotions, at least directly, that's just me screwing with his tiny little brain. The real lesson here is more priority oriented. |
| Charles Phipps06-18-07, 03:05 AM | Elina: What the Hell? Sarge: God dammit, it's those damn Blue Teamers again! Tuckers: Hell! I knew the war would eventually follow us to our new Undersea posting again! Lilly: Red teamers! SMOKE EM! *the above dedicated to the end of Red vs. Blue that is coming this week* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-18-07, 09:08 AM | Elina: ……Roy Paladinmount having no idea whatsoever how to run a country or stable economy. Roy: ACHOO! Rina: Are you alright, sir? Roy: I just had to strangest feeling I was being blamed for King Steve's incompetant policies. Rina: Yes, sir. (i.h.h. "It's all King Steve's fault!" :rolleyes: Right, replace his name with Kaius and we're back to a couple of months ago. Why am I falling for this guy?) Roy: It's just like being under Kaius. Every single policy memo that went through my office showed a complete lack of any thought. It's people like them that show that I am the only one qualified to rule around here………blah, blah, blah……… |
| DungeonJman06-18-07, 04:15 PM | Ouch. Hey, i learned the mistake after the first time, no need to kick me through the moon that corresponds with my own birth date. Which for some reason is Aryth, the Gate. Sarfen, you're really being thickheaded here. I thought you had some insight, that's why i began your training. If you can't learn the correct lesson, then even a normal fully trained swordsage could kick your sorry rear around a battlefield. So at least learn the lesson, or else you might as well be kicked through the hull seven times. I mean, even i finally got it after being kicked through the stupid 11th moon. Good DungeonJ: A little harsh, don't you think? Evil DungeonJ: FINALLY!! Law DungeonJ: In this situation, that was the best possible course of action available. Good DungeonJ: You're just taking his side again! Law DungeonJ: You're just mad at me because of the logical decision that evil had to be introduced to counterbalance the good. Evil DungeonJ: I am not just a counterbalance! *all three get into a big fist fight (granted, the Law DungeonJ is better because he's a monk, but nevertheless...)* |
| rampant06-18-07, 05:27 PM | Sarfen - (i.h.h. maybe i should WHAM be focusing Crunch lookit the pretty birdies THUD on what I'm doing CRASH Wrong here) SLAM! Corre - You figured anything out yet? Sarfen - Pretty birdies! WHACK! Sarfen - Four score and seven years ago CRUSH Sarfen - That I'm going to need severe counseling to get rid of the inferiority complex, and that you're an evil little girl. Corre - Close WHAMMMO! Sarfen - That one must not let defeating one's opponents overshadow one's true goals. Corre - Good SLAMMO! Sarfen - What was that for? Corre - Taking so long, its time for my next class. Ok grunts FOXTROT! |
| Lord Kale Fangblade06-18-07, 06:07 PM | * After Sithis manages to stop Xiath eating anymore of the furniture, rose is made to sit through a rather long explination about Vampire Territories and the vampiric pecking order, as well as vampiric famlies and houses* Rose: Ok, if i understand it right, there's several layers to vampire society. first, there's the four circles. starting with the standard vampire's or forth circle and rising up in political importance and natural power to the Highest Circles, the Great White Sharks of the Vampire kingdom. the First Circle. Sithis: Correct. Rose: And within each circle are various Courts and Houses, which in turn are divided into various families. within these Political importance and family connections are more important than power amungst the full bloods and Lords, below these are the Spawn, Half Bloods and Serveant creatures. correct? Sithis: Yes. Rose: when it comes to territory, Camriallas, centered around a specific Vampire and his spawn or family members own the largest amounts, with loose clans of vampires and gangs owning less. Territory rights within gangs and clans decided through the Survival of the fitest philospophy, with the leader usually being the strongest. Sithis: but within the Camrilla's power and territory come with title, and this is usually gained through cats paws and political coniving rather than brute force. brute force is for the uncivilised gangs and clans. Rose: *hands on his temples* ok. one question. Prong and Sithis: yes? Rose: How is this suppose to help me understand how to be a coniving arrogant undead b******? Sithis: through understanding vampiric culture, you learn how to act like us, and be arrogant like we are. Prong: basically, sithi boy is saying that to be as arrogant as us you have to learn how supirior we are compared to everyone else. Sithis: there are several archetypes to chose from when it comes to Vampiric personality, first is Arrogant Immortal. this is usually used by the oldest and most powerful vamps, though i've seen some younglings play this one quite well. Prong: Second, Brooding, Angst ridden anti-hero. these are usually vampires that are bitten against their will, such as you, and become us. the real irritating factor of this archetype is the overacting and drama queen factors, even for vampires these guys are over the top. Seraph is an example of these. Rose: *puzzled* Seraph ? Prong: he's a regegade Vamp, a vampire that helps vampire slayers. he works with Muffy, who from what Sithis has said you've already met. supposedly he has a soul that was given to him through a gypsy curse and now hates himself for all the wrong's he's done in the past. your basic angst ridden vamp. Rose: wait... Muffy, that vampire slayer chick i killed? Prong: you killed Muffy? Rose: .. yeah. is that a bad thing? Prong: *gets up* hell no! its good, very good, one of the best honours you can get. Muffy was one of the Elite vampire slayers, from a specific order that call themselves 'The Slayers'. hell, i've killed one or two, but Muffy was the best. lets just hope her puppy Seraph doesnt find out... Seraph: *emerging from the shadows* Find out about what boys? Seraph stands at about Six foot four, with short dark hair and unremarkable features. he's quite muscular and is currently wearing a steel breast plate with bandleers full of stakes, a large repating crossbow, a sword stapped to his back and several large flasks of holy water. Prong: crap. i'd just cleaned this place up after the last brawl. *walks towards Seraph, no need to over react, im sure we can settle this like adul- your not listening are you? Seraph: *brood* I must have revenge. Seraph raises the cross bow and fires a burst of rounds at the vamps, Prong dives behind a pile of crates, Sithis grabs Xiath, who had been crawling towards the enraged Seraph and falls behind what remains of the sofa. Rose, new to his Vampirism, is struck in the shoulder by one of the bolts Rose: OW! Rose pulls the bolt from his wound, which because of its scared enchantments causes his hand to catch fire. Rose: :censored:! Seraph loads several stakes into the cross bow and walks towards Rose Seraph: When im finished kill you for killing the only woman i loved, even though i couldnt be with her because happyness would break the curse and remove my soul, im going to kill the other two. *checks his watch* and im going to have to be quick because im already late for my early morning brooding session. |
| rampant06-18-07, 06:26 PM | CHOMP! Sithis - XIATH! How does she keep getting away from me? 13 - I love kids:D Seraph - My Crossbow! |
| DungeonJman06-18-07, 06:31 PM | Though i am glad that you found it out in the end, i am very disappointed that it took you this long to find out what the answer was Sarfen. Granted i make the same mistake, but it took you twice as long to find out. So you have the choice of either going without any sleep at all for 5 days or the punishment. Sarfen: I can't believe i'm saying this, but i'll take the punishment. I'm not enough of a warrior to go with any less sleep than i've been getting, which is still too little. OODungeonJ: Fine, then as the punishment, you must can not come back to training until you answer the following statements: 1: A man was hanging on a tree branch by his mouth and has no arms or legs. A passing monk asked him to reveal on whether a dog contains an enlightened nature. What is the correct response of the man? However, by answering he will fall and die, and by giving no answer, he has failed on his path for enlightenment. 2: Tosui was a well-known teacher of his time. He had lived in several temples and taught in various provinces.The last temple he visited accumulated so many adherents that Tosui told them he was going to quit the lecture business entirely. He advised them to disperse and to go wherever they desired. After that no one could find any trace of him.Three years later one of his disciples discovered him living with some beggars under a bridge. He at one implored Tosui to teach him. "If you can do as I do for even a couple of days, I might," Tosui replied. So the former disciple dressed as a beggar and spent a day with Tosui. The following day one of the beggars died. Tosui and his pupil carried the body off at midnight and buried it on a mountainside. After that they returned to their shelter under the bridge.Tosui slept soundly the remainder of the night, but the disciple could not sleep. When morning came Tosui said: "We do not have to beg food today. Our dead friend has left some over there." But the disciple was unable to eat a single bite of it. "I have said you could not do as I," concluded Tosui. "Get out of here and do not bother me again." 3: A student said to a teacher: I have found my road to enlightenment, for i have discovered that all things do not exist. Upon hearing this, the teacher hit his student over the head with a staff. Upon seeing the student's angry reaction, the teacher said: "If nothing exists, then from where does your anger come?" The student was then enlightened. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-18-07, 07:00 PM | A shining, beautiful white Aerith-like robot steps into the room with the vampies. ???: Hello. I am known as the Zerith. :D Rose: :blink:…………………………………:censored: Zerith: I am the inevitable of being broody and angsty. There is an individual here who has made being unhappy their primary purpose in life. I am here to remidy that situation. Sithis: Good. (points at Seraph) Right over there. Just try not to get blood all over the place. Zerith: Oh, no, I do not kill. I instead take them to a land of sunshine and rainbows and cute little bunny rabbits until they learn that there is still joy in their lives— Rose: YES! FINE! JUST TAKE HIM AND GO! The Zerith grabs Seraph and drags him off. Zerith: Come, come with me, Seraph, and we shall sing the "I Love Everything Song". Seraph: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! 13: Hey, he's de-brooding already. |
| Crystalforged06-18-07, 10:11 PM | ...a land of sunshine and rainbows and cute little bunny rabbits until they learn that there is still joy in their lives— OOC: I give you ladies and gentlemen, the truest form of hell. |
| DungeonJman06-18-07, 10:49 PM | That's subjective. It doesn't look that way from where i'm standing. *is standing upside down* These however: http://youtube.com/watch?v=u91RzeyFFWM http://youtube.com/watch?v=h1oBo7B0Jmk&mode=related&search= So confused and I wish i hadn't watched half of these. My poor brain. |
| rampant06-18-07, 11:53 PM | Teiza - How's this? Ripples spread accross a stone wall without disturbing the items mounted on it. Terra - hmmmmmmmm Teiza - Then there's this. Once more the ripples spread this time the items on the wall are affected by the ripples, instead of falling they are synched into the ripples maintaining their places in the distorted area by being distorted in perfect synch. Teiza - :D |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-19-07, 12:10 AM | OOC: In conjunction with urial's "way far future" arc, here's my contribution. Maybe now he'll get off his lazy- OOUrial: :mad: I'm working on it, ok?! :D IC: Hilton Beach Resort, Bahamas Frat Boy 1: Dude, check it out. Following his colleague's stare, the second drunk seudo-macho frat boy's eyes came across a more than pleasing sight. Given that they had come for two things, drinking and sex, they had so far had quite a lot of the first and vey little of the second. Having the unfortunate (for them) luck to arrive during the family vacation season, prospects were few and far between, but it seemed paydirt was busy sunning itself not far away. Frat Boy 2: *struts up* Hey there, cutie. What's a babe like you doing all alone? Boyfriend dump you? The lithe red-head in the two-piece bikini pulled her nose out of her book, quite annoyed. Red-head: Do you mind? You're blocking my sun. Frat Boy 1: What's with the cold shoulder? We're just here to liven up your day. :smirk: What say we lose this lame beach and find somewhere more private to get to know each other better? Red-head: *continues reading* No thanks. I'm pretty sure I'm a bit old for you, little boys. Run along and play. Frat Boy 2: :mad: You little-! Both stopped when she dropped her sunglasses and glared at them. Something about her eyes immediately made them wonder if it was really worth it. Deciding it's not, they turned and walked away, somewhat shaken. With the mood killed, the woman began gathering up her things. It was about time to get moving anyway. As she continued, a lightly mocking voice entered her mind. ???: You're no fun, Nina. Never have been. Wouldn't it have been better to show them how inadequate they are? Nina: If it were you, sis, you'd leave them emasculated and probably castrated. Deis: :devil: True... Azao-th², Inc. World Headquarters A middle-aged man in a fine suit steps out of the elevator, slipping slightly as the janitor went about his work. At the receptionist desk sat an elderly woman in coke-bottle glasses. Janine: Good day, sir. Ajihazi: Hey, Janine. Any calls? Janine: :bored: No. Ajihazi: Mail? Janine: :bored: No. Ajihazi: Good job, isn't it? Type something will ya, we're paying you for this stuff. Now stop staring at me. You've got that bugeyes thing... *starts walking away* ...oh, Janine? Sorry about the bugeyes thing. I'll be in my office! Upon entering his office, the CEO began rummaging through his desk. So many things to take care of. Summoning the mighty Azathoth to sweep away this corrupt world was no meager task. Finally finding the report, he sat back up to find a the janitor sitting across from him. Ajihazi: I've been wondering when you'd show yourself. You can drop the disguise. The janitor's form shimmered for a moment, eventually revealing Nina (now with purple hair). Nina: Heh. It's not often I get to show my natual form anymore. I assume you know why I'm here. Ajihazi: You're still going on about stopping our glorious enterprise? Nina: You have no right to summon the Great Old Ones. It is their duty to sweep away broken husks, not destroy a universe merely because it doesn't live up to your standards. Ajihazi: And if I refuse again? Nina: I will stop you by any means necessary. Ajihazi: Amazing. You used to be a pacifist to the point of arrogance. Are you saying you are willing to fight us? Standing, Nina again took off her sunglasses once again. The presence of ten thousand years of life bore down upon the cultist leader, yet it seemed to phase him little. Nina: I'm so old now... I used to have so much mercy... You get one warning. Ajihazi leaned back smiling as Nina walked out. She knew he wouldn't do it. They never did. She heard Deis's voice laughing as she exited the lobby. Deis: You? Fighting? That never ceases to amuse me. Nina: That would be your influence. It's not like I want to, but Uncle Volrath was quite clear on what needs to happen before they come back. Deis: :smirk: I think you may want me to handle this one... Nina: :nonono: We're trying to prevent the end of the world, not hasten it's coming. As she walked past a mirror, she turned to look at herself. Nina: I know what you want, sis. I can see your mind as well as you can see mine. Her reflection changed and warped, resulting in black pools for eyes, a fanged grin, and multiple tentacles. Deis: You may have saved my life then, but that doesn't mean I LIKE being your reflection. I will have a body again, sister. Someday you will need my help enough to give me yours. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-19-07, 11:16 AM | OOC: I give you ladies and gentlemen, the truest form of hell. OOC: :D |
| Charles Phipps06-19-07, 11:59 AM | OOC: BTW, I'm going to be gone Thursday to Sunday. Just FYI. I also give a major :LOL: for the Muffy/Seraph post. One of the best ones yet. |
| DungeonJman06-19-07, 12:15 PM | OOC: Same here, but from Friday to Sunday |
| rampant06-19-07, 05:52 PM | Motoko - Oh there you are Terra, Ijust wanted to apologize fo- Teiza - (still maintaining both ripple effects) Oh good you're here, I need a mint cone two minutes ago. Motoko - :mad: No, I'm sick of you acting like you can push me around. Teiza - Last I checked you still owe me for saving your life. Motoko - Last I checked I wasn't alive anymore. Teiza - (using two tendrils of crystal to maintain ripples so she can face Motoko) That happened afterwards. It doesn't absolve you of your debts. Besides you are choosing to remain, all I need to do is stake you and Terra would rez you as a mortal. Motoko - *bears fangs* Teiza - *Bears fangs*GLARE* Listen emo-girl I can rip you apart from here without loosing my focus on the shadows. The only reason I put up with your whining is because you belong to sensei. Motoko - I am so tired of the disrespect from you. Teiza - Did you know I outrank you in the church Hierchy? Motoko - ?? Teiza - Somehow those morons got the idea to make me their twice blamed pope. Territe - All Hail the first disciple! Terra - What have I told you people about interrupting my lessons? Territe - All hail Terra! Terra - UGH! Teiza - Listen up I don't like you, you don't like me. As long as you pay off your debts to me, and stop interrupting my lessons I won't make your afterlife an un-living nightmare. Motoko - What makes you think I'm afraid of you? Teiza - You know I'm smarter, you suspect I'm more powerful, even with your new vampiric abillities. You're not even sure what species I am, 13 eyes, 4 tails, what the hell kind of sick dealkyr joke am I? Motoko - How did you know? Teiza - Did I mention I can read your mind? Now you're wondering why Terra hasn't stopped us. First off she's wondering just how much can I do while keeping up the ripples, two we haven't actually started shouting or fighting, and three she thinks we need to get over this. Now listen up I'm offering you a deal, you don't mess with my lessons, I won't interfere with your time with Sensei. Agreed? |
| rampant06-19-07, 05:55 PM | Ketler - With Jeala grown up I need a new focus for my obssesion. Teiza is cute, in a sort of scary goth kinda way. ------------ Satnak - Excuse me hun. Serene - What is it love? Satnak - Pervert alarm. ---------------------------- Ketler - MY SOUL IT BURNS! |
| DungeonJman06-19-07, 06:38 PM | Marx: It was a historical inevitability. OODungeonJ: Oh no you don't. *takes out rifle* 19th century philosopher you were, and 19th century philosopher you are going to stay! Marx: *while running* You can't do this! One day the proletariat will overthrow the ruling class and you won't be shooting a rifle at me then! OODungeonJ: They tried that. It didn't work. *fires* |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-19-07, 07:07 PM | Terra: Pain from the parents doesn't seem to work very long on this one. It's more effective if you let the kids take care of things. *a not-so-long time ago not very far away* Ketler: :weep: My...my...my...figurines... My beautiful, First Edition NRFB Star Wars figurines... *thumbs through the mangled and gnawed up mess* Ketler: :weep: Poor Jar-Jar...it's ok, daddy's here... *cuddles the dismembered head of his Jar-Jar plushie* Ketler: :weep: Candy pieces smeared all over my life-size Collecters Edition Character Posters. Sticky fingerprints covering my cosplay outfits... Decals torn off my ship models... :weep: :eek: *begins frantically looking for something* Ketler: No...NO!!!!!!! They can't be gone! *elsewhere* Elina sits reading some of Ketler's comics, the protective wrapping in the trash. Elina: Wow, Bink and Tag remind me of Uncle Jarlot and Uncle Rose. Mostly incompetant in the short run, but still somehow successful. Sarah: *holds Ketler's autographed Mace Windu Lightsaber and wags* Elina: Again? Can't you get Tirmek to play? Sarah: *still holding the saber* hongwok (homework). :bigeyes: *end* Satnak: It's more fun for me this way. Terra: True. OOC: No one commented on my awesome Ghostbusters reference... I'm sad now. :P :D |
| Charles Phipps06-19-07, 07:41 PM | OOC: Ketler is justified in killing both. Really. ;-) |
| DungeonJman06-19-07, 08:08 PM | Ok, Ketler, well since you feel that no one respects what you did to keep out of anything you do, you shall be given a choice. But first an introduction. *takes out gun* This is an AA gun. Ketler: I've seen a lot of weapons, and that is most definitely not an AA g... OODungeonJ: Anti-Artificer gun, not the other meaning. It can undo the previous artifice done by a particular artificer. This one is keyed to you. You can choose whether to fire it or not, but first you can get a simulated test of it. *holds out two remotes, one with a red button and one with a blue button* Press the red button for the simulation or the blue button to ditch the whole idea, and you will never know that i gave you the offer. Just kidding, you'll still know about it. |
| Charles Phipps06-19-07, 08:46 PM | Sea Shrine Tirmek: Wait, a damn minute, this doesn't look like the Sea Shrine from FF1! Lilly: It isn't. The people of Lhazaar worship a far greater and more malevolent deity. Mall Announcer: Remember folks, Sears is offering a special 2 day sale on all items priced thirty coppers or less. Sarah: The people of Lhazaar worship shopping? Lilly: It's a Church of Kol Korran. Sarah: How do they worship? Lilly: By shopping. Do you have a holy symbol of him handy? Elina: Sure. *Pulls out a credit card* Lilly: That should help us repulse the dreaded MALL ZOMBIES. Elina: I think those are metaphorical. Mall Zombie: CREDITTTt....CREDDDItttttt......SALESsss ss... Lilly: Sureeeeee they are *Revs up chainsaw* *The following sequences happen to Lilly as canon* http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20060807.jpg http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20060809.jpg http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20060811.jpg http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20060812.jpg Elina: I'd be upset about more Lilly genocide but....I really hate Zombies. Sarah: Yeah, they really do all deserve to die. Zombie looking in from a nearby Window::weep: OOC: Yes, Dead Rising is awesome. I may be forced to skip my vacation to play it. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-19-07, 09:32 PM | *a not-so-long time ago not very far away* Ketler: :weep: My...my...my...figurines... My beautiful, First Edition NRFB Star Wars figurines... *thumbs through the mangled and gnawed up mess* Ketler: :weep: Poor Jar-Jar...it's ok, daddy's here... *cuddles the dismembered head of his Jar-Jar plushie* Ketler: :weep: Candy pieces smeared all over my life-size Collecters Edition Character Posters. Sticky fingerprints covering my cosplay outfits... Decals torn off my ship models... :weep: :eek: *begins frantically looking for something* Ketler: No...NO!!!!!!! They can't be gone! OOcat: :eek:…………………:weep: :weep: :weep: :weep: Silver: Oh, by my :censored:. OOKaizer: What? Bunny: You did the one thing that can make our E.B.N.E. feel sympathy for even the most brutal, heartless, depraved scub-bag in the universe. OOcat: Must……make……Ketler……happy……… OOKaizer: Ah… 13: You messed with someone's personal stuff. OOKaizer: ……………………What? :confused: OOcat: You destroyed memories. Personal stuff contains a person's memories. Destroy that and you might as well kill the person, because without memories one might as well be a construct. 13: And this is coming from a being who has little in the way of memories. OOcat: You see? Look at what you become when memories are lost: an individual who gives a damn about the vilest people. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-19-07, 09:46 PM | OOC: Ketler is justified in killing both. Really. ;-)OOC: He's had it coming for a long time. That's what he gets for giving them candy. :D OOcat: You destroyed memories. Personal stuff contains a person's memories. Destroy that and you might as well kill the person, because without memories one might as well be a construct.OOC: Actually, they destroyed collectors items that he never used, just hoarded. True, destroying something he actually used and played with wouldn't be nice at all. This is crap he kept around to show off to his otaku friends. Er...friend...wait, nevermind. Of course, killing Jar-Jar, even if it was only his plushie, should be classified as a service to all creation. Take him out, and the Suck-o-Meter almost doesn't break around Phantom Menace. IC: Terra: :twitch: *signals for another Hellbrew* Erk: I think you've had enough. Terra: :twitch: You wouldn't be saying that if you were in my shoes. Erk: True as that may be, I'm cutting you off. Terra: :raincloud Serene: *sits down* You don't look so good. Anything you want to talk about? Terra: ...you're gonna keep asking till I do. Serene: Yep. Terra: Long version or short? Serene: Start with the short and fill in from there. Terra: Motoko wants something from me. Serene: ...ok, that's a bit shorter than I expected. What's she want that's got you so wigged out? Terra: A very (metaphorically) big thing I'm certain she's quite interested in, but I'm not sure about giving. Serene: And that would be? Terra: It involves long term commitment on both our parts, a lot of learning for her, and long days of light-headedness for me. After a few months, it gets interesting. Serene: :mymy: You mean...she wants you to- Terra: Get her pregnant, yes. It's entirely possible for her to maintain the intake of blood to keep her systems functioning for nine months with me around, and she's been doing one hell of a job at it so far. Serene: Are you sure? Has she asked you? Terra: Screams it, usually. Serene: ...ah. Does Lisa know yet? Terra: That's the part that has me in here. Serene: She's upset? Terra: :twitch: No. Serene: If she's ok with it, I don't see why- Terra: :twitch: Ok isn't the word for it. She's enthusiastic about it, and even offered to help. Apparently, since she's not ready for another one and I'm still trying to figure out what the hell is going on with me, she figured this'd be the best way to keep up the pace. Serene: :confused: Six isn't enough? Terra: You don't know the Reaches or Thrane very well, do you? One thing they each have in common is the idea that six children is a good start. And, honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Lisa's planning on having her next child by Michael. |
| DungeonJman06-19-07, 10:25 PM | Whatever the heck Dolurrh did to Lisa is strongly making me glad that I don't go there when i die. Turtle: Don't worry about it for another couple of years. OODungeonJ: You forgot about the appearance thing again didn't you? *Turtle turns into the Angel of Death* AoD: You have any idea how hard this is, mortal? I have to constantly maintain a different appearance for every species that i'm the warden of. It took me until the point death was introduced to the world to learn how to be intimidating to ten million species of bacteria, each individual species fearing DIFFERENT THINGS!! |
| rampant06-19-07, 10:27 PM | Serene - That might be a problem. Terra - Huh? Serene - Shortly after Lisa came back, Satnak had Micheal sterilized. Terra - ... I understand why, the how is bugging me. Serene - She's been irradiating the booze. |
| rampant06-20-07, 01:53 AM | Jarlot - I sense a disturbance in the booze. --------------------------- Robrands - Turgut maybe you shoold go easy on the rum there. Turgut - Shove it you pansy. Robrands - You've grown a third eye! Nemisis - Eyeist Robrands - WHAT! Turgut - What makes you so special two eyes? Huh? Its eyeist jerks like you who are keeping us multi-eyed guys in the streets. Robrands - :twitch: |
| ratslinky06-20-07, 04:06 AM | Jarlot - I sense a disturbance in the booze. --------------------------- Robrands - Turgut maybe you shoold go easy on the rum there. Turgut - Shove it you pansy. Robrands - You've grown a third eye! Nemisis - Eyeist Robrands - WHAT! Turgut - What makes you so special two eyes? Huh? Its eyeist jerks like you who are keeping us multi-eyed guys in the streets. Robrands - :twitch: Gaz: *Walks in on the argument and is testing his X-ray glasses* Hey what the argument abou- *At his point he looks at Turgut* :yuck: um Turgut what type of sick magic are you using and why do you want two well you know. Nemisis: Two whats? Gaz: Two Stiffys Nemisis: Not following you here Gaz: You know he has more the the usual amount of One eyed trouser snakes Nemisis: Still not understanding Gaz: Two umm Esabar: Oh for gods sake he means to pen Robrands: Allrightallright we get the idea OOC: Hmm that sounded funnier in my head |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-20-07, 07:39 AM | AoD: You have any idea how hard this is, mortal? I have to constantly maintain a different appearance for every species that i'm the warden of. It took me until the point death was introduced to the world to learn how to be intimidating to ten million species of bacteria, each individual species fearing DIFFERENT THINGS!! Bunny: And this, every form of gender, is why I stick with the "shockingly bunny rabbit" look. Silver: Half-vampire suferot demi-god with shadow powers. Plus if I can get Lisa into the mix it adds the half-werewolf genes…………:drool: OOKaizer: …………………Can she do that? Wait, why am I even asking? 13: Let's see…………that would make any children the 2/3rds sister of the existing brood. OOcat: Someone's keeping a record? OOC: Hmm that sounded funnier in my head OOC: The trick is that you have to be really oblique until you get to the punchline. We still thought it was funny. |
| rampant06-20-07, 11:55 AM | OORampant - Oh great A lunatic hybrid suferot. |
| Crystalforged06-20-07, 01:22 PM | OORampant - Oh great A lunatic hybrid suferot. OOC: Is it just me or does anyone else find the concept of a "hybrid" "suferot" absolutely hilarious. |
| rampant06-20-07, 02:23 PM | OOC: Thats hybrid as in "Lunatic Hybrid", also known as Kinsmir. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-20-07, 04:34 PM | Silver: Third vampire, third werewolf, third god…… OOcat: We're turning into World of Darkness here. |
| urial angel of death06-20-07, 05:26 PM | OOC: or underworld |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-20-07, 07:40 PM | OOC: Remember, they're not quasi-dieties. Terra won't allow that kind of burden on their lives. That's why Suferot are Native Outsiders instead of True Outsiders. And yes, using the words "Hybrid" and "Suferot" together is a bit of a redundant statement. :D IC: Terra: Everyone here? Terrek: I believe so. Serene: Feeling better? Terra: Marginally. We're here for Teiza, so I'm trying not to worry about that right now. Teiza: :D Damn right. Satnak: You gonna tell us what's up? Terra: As you know, Teiza's been doing wonderfully in her studies. Her reactions, instincts, and senses have developed to the point that I believe her ready to move on to permenantly altering objects, not just shadowmatter. Teiza: Wheeeeeeeee!!!!! Terra: Now, I've mentioned before that such a thing is potentially dangerous, to the point where I feel the need to get your input. I would begin teaching her to alter her own appearance, trying to mesh it with her living crystal. Satnak: Wouldn't it be less dangerous to alter other things? Terra: To her, yes, but not to the world as a whole. Until she gets the hang of what it takes to change things, it's far easier to tell when something has gone wrong and fix it if you're part of what you're changing. Terrek: I can assume some restrictions are involved. Terra: That's where things get tricky. It goes without saying that Teiza is very...strong willed. Teiza: :cloud9: Mmmmmm...Chocolate Mint Ice cream...Teiza delays boredom-induced rampage only for you... Terra: The main thing I'm concerned with is her impulsive nature. Things can turn south in a hurry if she does something she's unprepared for. She's very smart, I don't doubt she'll be capable of wielding this, I just fear she'll get overconfident. |
| rampant06-20-07, 08:40 PM | Satnak - Yeah, she'll get over confident. Serene - She'll probably attempt to do something out of her league. Satnak - Your best bet is to probably make sure it happpens when you're there to fix it. Serene - She's heard the warnings, from us, and from you, but up to this point she's been sailing through with very little trouble. The warnings are losing their power. At least until she makes a mistake. Satnak - Eventually she'll figure something out a little bit ahead of schedule, and try something dangerous. Especially if she thinks she's found something exciting, or important. Serene - After she makes a mistake or two, and deals with the consequences, she'll learn to temper imppulse with caution. I just hope its not too pricey a lesson for my little girl. Satnak - Go ahead and teach, stopping now would really be dangerous. Nothing has the fury of a brilliant student held back, except maybe Serene in heat.:D Serene - I apologized for using the claws already, what more do you want? Satnak - You to do it again.:devil: Serene - :blush: Terra - :heehee: Teiza - Must remain innocently unaware of subtext/innuendo. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-20-07, 09:39 PM | Teiza - Must remain innocently unaware of subtext/innuendo. Silver: Don't worry, I'll get to you. |
| rampant06-20-07, 09:41 PM | OORampant - *whisper* Silver - :evillaugh 13 - :evillaugh Bunny - The lot of you are sick twisted and wrong. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-20-07, 09:54 PM | Bunny - The lot of you are sick twisted and wrong. OOcat: But not quite as sick, twisted, and wrong as THIS (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27258846/). |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-20-07, 10:56 PM | OOcat: But not quite as sick, twisted, and wrong as THIS (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/27258846/).OOC: Amen to that. Elmo is evil incarnate. Tickle Me Elmo is horror beyond imagine, but that? There are no words. :D IC: Terra: Ok, while she's distracted by the Warforged- Chi: *hugging Scias* Chi? Teiza: *GLARE* Chi: :cloud9: Chi~! :cloud9: Teiza: :twitch: Scias: *anime sweatdrop* Terra: -I wanted to make sure of something. You said I should try and make sure I'm there if she goes too far AND that you expect her to get in over her head at least once. Does that mean you want me to- Satnak: -do it on purpose? If that's the best way to keep her from doing something irreversibly bad, we won't think worse of you. Serene: Freaking her out for the heck of it is entirely different than showing her the very real consequences of her actions. Satnak: Though the kid's got nerves of steel. I'm not sure how much effect it'll have. Terra: Ever felt your body melt away as your internal structure breaks down in a nigh unstoppable chain reaction that would result in total destruction of your entire being? Serene: Right. That might do it. |
| Charles Phipps06-20-07, 11:23 PM | Elina: Ummm...who are you? Shaun: I'm the Retail Manager for the Zombie Mall, can I help you? Elina: Yes, I seem to have lost my boyfriend. Shaun: Is he a Zombie? Elina: No. Shaun: Did a Zombie eat him? Elina: NO! Shaun: Oh, then he's probably that guy. *Zombie screams as Lilly chases it with a bloody chain saw* Elina: Underwater is a lot different than I expected. Shaun: Well these are SEA Zombies. |
| rampant06-20-07, 11:36 PM | Tirmek - here 4500 platinum in cash Zombie teller - One Maguffin, thank you and have a nice day. Tirmek - Ok guys water orb is quite literally in the bag. Lets go. Elina - Where did you get 4500 platinum? Tirmek - I emptied Lily's hidden bank account were he kept the money from the sale of critter parts. Lily - WHAT! Tirmek - If we hurry we can get going before I get molested by an elder god. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-20-07, 11:41 PM | Elina: We may not make it very far through the water. Tirmek: ...she didn't. Mindflayer cultists: RUN AWAY!!!!! Sarah: :drool: Come back, talking calamari! *OMINOUS RUMBLE* Tirmek: It can't ever be simple, can it? Lilly: No EXP in that. |
| Charles Phipps06-20-07, 11:51 PM | :coolcthul : Hey guys. Lilly: What? You're the Kraken? :coolcthul : Yeah, basically I'm his natal form. When a sufficient sacrifice of two young school girl animal hybrids is made then I shall manifest in my true evil form. Lilly: :confused: :coolcthul : TENTACLE PORN! Elina and Sarah: EEEEEEP! Tirmek: EEEPPPP! Lilly: Can't we just tear you apart now. Mind Flayer High Priest: Fraid not. You all rolled 1's on your Will saving throw. Lilly: WHAT!? Mind Flayer High Priest: Yep, sorry. Lilly: We did not! Mind Flayer High Priest: Sorry, you're under our complete control now. *shows dice* Elina: Brainnssssssss.... Sarah: Ninnnnjaaaaaa |
| rampant06-21-07, 03:54 AM | :coolcthul - OK OK I GIVE! YOU'RE FREE! Elina - What happened? Tirmek - You in mental defense 345b? Elina - 345a Sarah - 335c, the berzerker course Tirmek - its the third week of 345b, its a triggered effect that creates a link to a target mind and anyone using mind control on you. I use Lily. Sarah - So :coolcthul was being subjected to Lily's thoughts as long as he was using his power on you? Tirmek - Precisely Elina - ... How do you keep your good alignment? Tirmek - I do alot of volunteer work. |
| Charles Phipps06-21-07, 04:16 AM | :coolcthul: I see you have me beaten. Lilly: Hey, Tirmek, what if I cast receptive telepathy on all of us though? Tirmek: NO! LILLY! DON.... Elina, Tirmek, Sarah: *ith* Chaos....Sorcery....Unimaginable realms where things like Geometry and the Laws of Physics do not have meaning. An infinite density that light cannot escape. Shadows of horrors beyond the darkest of nightmares.....time....space. But in this world....is that madness...or magic? Mind Flayer High Priest: I see your thoughts have crippled them Lord! :coolcthul: What are you talking about? They weren't reading MY mind. Lilly: Ummm....sorry. Mind Flayer High Priest: What did you do to them!? Lilly: Would you believe....nothing? :coolthul: I guess we just have to summon the Kraken now. *** The Pocket Universe of Lilly's Brain Tirmek: Weeeeeeeeeee.....*Tirmek starts conjuring more Sarahs about him* Sarah: ENDLESS NINJA TREATS! Elina: EEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSHHHHHHH! *flies through her countless alternate personas* *** Lilly: So, who wants tea? *looks guiltly at the brain dead looking friends in his adventuring party* Mind Flayer Su'zan: I'm a transgender squid headed telepath and even I find that messed up. |
| rampant06-21-07, 04:27 AM | Tirmek - I just realized something. Sarah - Oh no. Elina - Don't you dare! Tirmek - :D Endless Tirmek's pop into the pocket dimension, ranging between male, female, and a few things on a list Sarah had been hiding under her bead. Tirmek - :confused: Sarah - oh sorry thats me Tirmek - LETS RIP CAUSALITY A NEW ONE! Elina - How einstein? Tirmek - Don't need to know, by removing a few key laws of reality I can force a future us to manufacture a solution for us. Elina - How are you gonna repeal laws of reality? Tirmek - We're in Lily's brain. Elina - Oh right. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-21-07, 08:28 AM | Elina, Tirmek, Sarah: …....Unimaginable realms where things like Geometry and the Laws of Physics do not have meaning.… Bunny: Weaklings. :P 13: Try living in our E.B.N.E.'s thinking spot for three seconds. :bored: Bunny: By Kanatash, try living next to Silver for three seconds. :nonono: Silver: Okay, so to effect a three-way conception they're going to need……… |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-21-07, 09:44 AM | Schoolgirl Tirmek #95783: EEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!!!!! The sacrifice has started already! Schoolgirl Elina #38726: :confused: What are you talking about? Nothing's going on. Tentacle Monster Sarah #563709: Mmmmmmmm...tentacle porn... All Elina's: NOT HERE!!!!! I can't look away! |
| Lord Kale Fangblade06-21-07, 02:48 PM | Prong: *getting up* Right, now that we've taught you as much as you need to know about Vampire Socyiety. im going to teach you some more useful physical skills. Rose: Such as? Prong: Urban Tracking, Sneaking, Breaking and Entering and recognising threats amungst the 'cattle'. the sort of skills that come in handy when your surviving without a Clan or Court Rose: sounds difficult. Prong: it is. Sithis: *checks his pocket watch* Sorry Rose, im going to have to leave. i have errands to run. Prong, keep an eye on him and take him to cassandra when your done. Prong: *mock salut* yes sir Sithis raised a hand and muttered a brief incantation. red light wreathed him for a split second, he blurred and then was gone. *** Sithis reappeared in a desolate graveyard, with knee high mist hanging above the ground. it writhed and twisted as if alive... which, knowing this place it probably was. Gravestones jutted from the mist like broken teeth, along side the skeletal stumps and twisted forms of what had once been living trees. Sithis made another arcane gesture, and his armour appeared over his clothing. strapped to his back was a prototype sword he'd been working on, unlike his last one this wasnt curved, the blade was strait. with various runes graved into its blade. the sword itself was over four feet long, but light enough to be wielded in one hand. Sithis cast his gaze around the graveyard, and summoned up a simple ball of light to illuminate his path. Sithis continued through the old graveyard, avoiding the various mausleums that rose up from the mists. finally, he reached his target. the old abandoned church. he entered, and stood beside the altar. waiting. ten minuets later, several vamps appeared. each was dressed in light armour, with various weapons strapped on their backs or at their sides. their leader stood at about five foot eight, with short iron grey hair and an eyepatch covering the eye he'd lost in winning the clan leader ship. they formed a semi circle around the alter Varrus (the clan leader): Whats do you want Court vampire? you know your kind are not welcome here. Sithis: Im here for the relic. Varrus: as a catspaw or for your own personal intrests? Sithis: Catspaw. i have no intrest in the relic myself, im merely doing it for a friend. Varrus: *hand on sword* and which friend would this be? Sithis: Cassandra Ir'Renith of House Averna of the Silent Court Varrus: *raised eyebrow* your working for cassandra? Sithis: *drawing a rune in the dust on the altar* Although be just a half-blood and look barely sixteen, im over two centuries old. i think im quite capable of choosing my own contacts. Varrus: but she's- Sithis: From House Averna? that doesnt effect me at all, all that matters is that i keep up my end of the bargain. Varrus: *drawing his sword* unfortunatly for you Half-blood, me and my clan are not going to part from The Chalice. you'll have to kill us all. the other vamps draw their various weapons and take on defensive stances. Sithis: *sigh* I thought we could do this without resorting to Violence. but it seems as usual, i cant seem to make people see reason. no matter. *draws his own sword* Im not the one about to be dusted. The vampire charged, Sithis smiled and a few drops of blood hit the rune he'd drawn in the dust. it flared and Iciciles errupted from the ground before him, skewering the vampires in various places, rendering them immobile. painfully so. Sithis: rule one of facing a spellcaster, never give him time to prepare for your attacks. Varrus: *indecirable glutteral sounds, since one of the Iciciles had pierced the back of his head and emerged from his open mouth* Sithis: Oh dont worry, the Icicles themselves wont kill you, it'll just take a rather long time for the Icicles to melt enough to free yourselves. of course, probably not before dawn. Sithis removed somthing from the Vampires pocket, it was a batterd Chalice made from black iron and laced with various silver posion ivy like patters. a ruby was mounted at the once side held in a stylised claw. Sithis: *aloud* The Chalice of the First blood, Shame the legends arent true isnt it, that the Chalice rendered any vampire bearing it indestructable and without any form of weakness. It's not even magical, not that any of you would have known this. i suppose Cassandra does, she's after it for its historic value rather than its powers. Sithis places the Chalice in a belt pouch, turns, and walks away. despite the garbled curses and cries of Varrus. Dawn would be approaching in an hour or two, and he still had several errands to run before nightfall... Sithis removed Xaith from his backpack, where she'd been idustriusly munching on one of his old text books. Sithis: I think we should take you home, you've had more than enough exitement for one night. Xiath: *huff* Sithis: No, i couldnt let you eat the vamps. they're bad for your digestive system. and besides, it would be to cruel. Xiath: *glances back at the old church and then gives Sithis a look* Sithis: Well, at least with my way they have a chance to escape. how ever small. |
| Paulon06-21-07, 03:35 PM | Sithis: No, i couldnt let you eat the vamps. they're bad for your digestive system. and besides, it would be to cruel. Xiath: *glances back at the old church and then gives Sithis a look* Sithis: Well, at least with my way they have a chance to escape. how ever small. OOPaulon: Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave and the crypt, but have never managed it from the baby? |
| urial angel of death06-21-07, 06:17 PM | Satnak's group is walking down a hallway flanked by two series of prison cells. Most of the inhabitants died long ago from lack of food, their fellow prisoners, or both. Satnak: So why are we here? Izzy: To get the last member of your party. Izzy begins to jimmy the lock on a prison cell. The prisoner is sitting one to the cell's shadow covered corners. Lisa: In a Siberian prison? Did he receive an improper sentence? Prisoner: You could say that. *The prisoner stands up in the light. It's V.* I believe in England the sentence was death. :D |
| rampant06-21-07, 07:00 PM | Satnak - Dorvos dear please go with lisa to the car. Izzy - :confused: V and Micheal - *shrug* Lisa and Dorvos leave the prison. Satnak Levels the shotgun at V. Izzy notices its gotten bigger and its composition has begun to become more crystalline. Satnak - Any of you freaks try to pull anything with me or my son gets this shoved down their throat before I pull the trigger. Just remember no funny business and I wont hurt you. Izzy - What makes you trust Lisa? Satnak - I don't that's why I made it very clear if anything happpens to him, she dies a slow horrible death. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-21-07, 07:43 PM | Satnak - Any of you freaks try to pull anything with me or my son gets this shoved down their throat before I pull the trigger.…… Bunny: Pffft. :P Put it up the other way! |
| urial angel of death06-21-07, 07:46 PM | V: I promise that no harm will come to your son. Children are perfect citizens for the anarchy I hope to create. They are so innocent that no government is needed. Satnak: Anarchy that you hope to create. :confused: Izzy: *whispering to Satnak* He's been in here for twenty years. He has no idea that the Russian Empire has collapsed. Satnak: Boy have I got something to show you. All four exit. |
| ratslinky06-21-07, 09:56 PM | *After Sithis left a dark figure stepped out of the shadows* Esabar: It's not like Sithis to miss us like that Gaz: Yes he hasn't been himself lately Esabar: Hm I wonder why he's going after the chalice it has something to do with that aberrant dragon mark of his. Gaz: I think it might be time to pay a little visit to his friend Cassandra Esabar: And do you propose we do that? We don't even know where she lives Gaz: Never mind then we'll just go get some Riedran for dinner |
| rampant06-21-07, 10:17 PM | Gaz - The best part is we never need to pay them. Esabar - Just feed the delivery goons to Xiath. Gaz - Too bad she's always hungry again an hour later. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-21-07, 11:27 PM | Gaz - Too bad she's always hungry again an hour later.OOC: :heehee Ah, Family Guy. You make us laugh with such horrible comments. And in case you haven't seen it, Mr. Burlew has come to the Dark Side (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0468.html). Nameless NPC's are now officially called Redshirts. :D IC: Redshirts: THE PAIN!!!!! Deis: Victory is mine! Stewie: :mad: That's MY line! Deis: :P I don't see your name on it. Several Redshirts are trapped in a mass of tentacles that appear to both be quite intrusive and...covered in spikes? Wait just a damn minute here. I never gave you that spell. Deis: Who cares how I got it? It's friggin' AWESOME! I care. Someone's messing with my juu-juu here. Deis: I figured out how to cast it in a dream, then forgot all but the spell in another dream. The point is that I'm now able to do this! Redshirt 1: I NO LONGER REMEMBER HAPPINESS!!! Redshirt 2: SPIKES DON'T FIT THERE!!!! Redshirt 3: WHY HAS TERRA ABANDONED ME?!?!?! Right in the middle of said intrusions, spiked as they may be, the tentacles begin flailing wildly, taking their unfortunate captives with them. Deis: HEY! Just 'cause I got around your little block is no reason to mess with my fun! Don't look at me. I'm just saying what's happening. I can't do much outside of that in this form. Stewie: If it's not you, then- *SMASH* Stewie & Deis: :eek: One of the still entagled Redshirts crashes through the wall, missing the two by mere inches. Stewie: What the devil are you doing?! Deis: I'm not telling it to do this! Running may be a good idea. Deis: No way. This is my spell and I'm not letting it push me around. Dispel! *nothing happens* Stewie: What the duce? You don't know Dispel yet. Deis: ...crap. The tentacles rear up for another assault. Deis: RUN AWAY! OOC: Ok, you may guess what it is, you may not, but either way, here's the deal. Something or someone (not 13...directly) is granting Monkey Paw-style wishes to crew members, seemingly at random. And not just any wish. That wish that they keep deep in their hearts, the kind they might not even tell their closest companion, or even admit to themselves. Now you may be thinking, "but Deis's wish was pretty shallow and childish. What's the deal?" The thing is, she's five. Of course it's shallow and childish. She doesn't have the maturity to have something deeper. Believe me, this is entirely related to the plot Charles and I are working on. For all you know, a few may have already been granted and not yet come into full "screw them over" mode. There's no need to do any of them right away. Take some time and think of both your character(s) greatest, deepest, most private wish and how it could be twisted into something really bad. It doesn't have to be deadly, either. In fact, it may be better if it's not. Think of this as an opportunity to explore a part of your character's psyche often kept hidden from those around them. |
| rampant06-22-07, 12:34 AM | Kithle - Lets see, Jarlot's sober Jarlot - I'm sorry miss but I'm in a relationship and have no need of your services. Marish - :OMG! Kithle - Kanatash is sane. Kanatash - And do you tink dat these feelings of inadequecy stem from a lack of parental attencion? Redshirt 44 - Daddy never hugged me:weep: Kithle - The world leaders are doing my housecleaning, in diapers. Krozen - Your even nightcap milord. Kithle - 13 is my lackey. 13 - What are we going to do tonight Brain? Kithle - ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Silver - what's wrong with him? Bunny - He's got nothing left to live for. ------------------------------------------------- OOKaizer - but what about hidden psyche, and stuff? OORampant - Kithle is pretty straightforward, he's the magnificent bastard. His existance is fruitless without some new low to sink to. |
| Demonfey06-22-07, 02:14 AM | Anyone else get an image of Ricardo Montalban going around with 13's powers? Which brings up another question: Are the wishes their own dimensions/areas, meaning that, say, Kithle's deepest desire didn't affect Jarlot's, or anyone else involved, or would they affect the minds of the people mentioned and possibly alter their own desires? |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-22-07, 02:27 AM | OOC: The wishes are intended to be independant of each other. I've got one wish lined up that will only activate when the poor sap is around, meaning that, to them, this is the new reality. The person(s) effected by said wish would only behave that way while observed by the wisher. Shroedigger's Cat on steroids if you will. Besides, it's the Forgotten Freedom. Since when have we let multiple realities colliding stop us? :D If it effects others, it only effects them for as long as the post(s). And don't feel the need to restrict it to just one post. Besides, what's the fun of KNOWING it's a wish. Have stuff happen entirely unrelated to this turn of events. Keep us guessing as to what it is. Some wishes, like Deis's, are obvious. Then there's the more in depth characters. Does anyone have a wish active right now? Maaaaaaaaaybe. |
| Charles Phipps06-22-07, 04:09 AM | Rose: So, any other vampire hunters I have to keep track of? Sithis: Knife. Knife: What's the :censored:-ing score, you :censored: pale skinned :censored: :censored:? Rose: And he is? Sithis: A daywalker. It means he's a Vampire that walks around in daytime and doesn't need to drink blood. Rose: Wouldn't that be a human with regeneration powers and super strength? Sithis: Yes, but try explaining that to him. Sithis: :censored:-ing right on! |
| ratslinky06-22-07, 07:56 AM | Esabar: :twitch: :twitch: :twitch: :twitch: Sithis: Whats wrong with her? Gaz: Well her wish was for omni knowledge. Thing is it doesn't just tell you what has happened and what is going to happen but also what will never happen and what could have happened. Anyway things went bad when she accidentally saw one of the will never happens Sithis: Which one? Gaz: The Tirmek and Lilly :pile: ing one luckily I looked away just in time and even then I think I have major mental scars Sithis: :twitch: Gaz: *Oblivious to what Sithis is going through* and I never even found out who killed Kennedy. *Pays attention to Sithis* Um Sithis? *Wave his hand in front of Sithis's face* Sithis: :twitch: Gaz: :lightbulb :evillaugh :smirk: *An hour later* Sithis: *Stops twitching* Oh gods I hope I never go through that again. Well time to go and study. *Takes a step forward and falls into a vat concentrated holy water* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-22-07, 08:15 AM | OOC: ……think of both your character(s) greatest, deepest, most private wish and how it could be twisted into something really bad. Bunny: ……………………………………………:bored: You mean aside from what we normally do? Kithle - 13 is my lackey. 13 - What are we going to do tonight Brain? Kithle - ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Silver - what's wrong with him? Bunny - He's got nothing left to live for. 13: I won't make you give me your plaque. Just never forget that I am your god. :devil: |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-22-07, 09:34 AM | OOC: The wishes aren't something they should know was actually wished. No one's going around saying "what do you wish for?" It should be something reasonable at first, something that could be attributed to blind luck or happenstance. Like I said, it doesn't have to be immediate, obvious, or remotely related to anything you do anytime soon. The best ones will be those the rest of us aren't sure are wishes or not. In short: Do as you normally would, just keep this in mind and work it in as part of your character development for the next week or so. IC: Momo: *tap tap* Shroedigger: Well? Momo: You've got quite a bit of sludge buildup and the air filter's clogged, that'll rob you of power and milage no matter how much magical enhancement you use. The system as a whole is under a lot of stress. You'd increse the lifespan of just about every part if you just went for the insta-win move right away. Becoming God: That's impossible. Shroedigger: Like he says. The insta-win only activates when sufficient levels of dramatic posturing, corny dialogue, and futile efforts have been reached. Or when the episode's almost over. Whichever comes first. Momo: Then you at least need to start using a good fuel injector cleaner and take him in for regular maintenance. Waiting till there's a real problem is just asking for trouble, not to mention a high repair bill. See here? Your Transmission's just about shot. Do you have any idea how much more it'd cost you if that had dropped? Shroedigger: Ok, ok, I get it. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-22-07, 09:47 AM | Bunny: ……………………………………………:bored: You mean aside from what we normally do? OOC: [explanation] OOC: It was a joke. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-22-07, 10:19 AM | OOC: It was a joke. OOC: And it was funny. I was more poking my "This is What I Meant" stick at ratslinky and rampant. IC: Sarah: This seems to be taking a while. Tirmek: It's Lilly's mind. Sarah: A vast expanse of nothingness, right. Nevermind. Elina: :mad: He's not dumb! Tirmek: :bored: Elina: Dumb and Spoony are entirely different qualities. ----- Shroedigger: :zzz: Purrrrrrrrrrrrr... Momo: (i.h.h.: :cloud9: Kawaiiiiii~!) Does he always sleep on the engine? Becoming God: Not always. Just usually. Try touching his tail. As soon as she does, Shroedigger rolls onto his back, twisting into what can not possibly be a comfortable position...yet somehow is. Momo: :tantrum: Must...resist...urge...to.........pet... stomach........and...ears...! Must...also...stop.................talki ng...like...Shatner...! |
| rampant06-22-07, 10:35 AM | Scias - (i.h.h. oh no its the crazy forged!) *hides under a bucket that's way too small* Chi - *walks on by without so much as turning her head* Scias - :confused: |
| Lord Kale Fangblade06-22-07, 01:06 PM | Sithis sat there, pouring over pages of cryptic formulea. several books open amungst the loose pages of arcane designs and other Sigils. Sithis tapped his ink pen on his chin mentaly going through his theorums. Sithis: (ihh) So far, i understand the theory perfectly, as long as i make sure i can compensate for the arcane backlash the spell should be sound. even so.. i need to do more research and find a test subject. He removed one of the book from the mess of papers. he'd really have to get this organised at some point. and placed a few notes next to a diagram of a familiar Chalice. Finishing that, he raised a hand and summoned up a few unseen serveants. who then cleaned and organised his Desk. placing various books and papers in three Piles, Research project, Dragonmarks, Relics and Artifacts of intrest. Sithis placed a Scrying Shard and its stand on his desk, he invoked the spell and began monitering Tirmek and the others progress on their quest. just in case.. *** Prong and rose moved through the crowded poorer districts to the upperclass district, passing mansions and estates until the reached a pair of completely usual iron wrought gates. Prong knocked twice, and a few gaurds dressed in silver grey uniforms led him and rose up the estates path to the front door. from there, they were led by the butler to one of the many sitting rooms. Sat in one of the chairs was a demure looking woman with delicate features, milky white skin and mid-length black hair. her eyes were emerald green and glimmered with a predatory hint. Prong: Rose, this is Lady Cassandra Ir'Renith of House Averna, of the Silent Court. Cassy- Cassandra: how many times do i have to tell you, Do not call me cassy. ever. Prong: sorry Cassi- i mean Cassandra, this is Rose. The Vamp that Sithis is asking us to train. Rose: errm.. i hope you dont mind me asking, but what exactly do you specialise in? Cassandra: *predatory smile* my Specialisation is Vampiric abilities, of various courts and houses. Im also pretty good with the more... Subtle arts. Prong: Cassandra's court are Phsychic vampires and members of the second circle, they feed of negative emotions such as Lust, Fear, Despair, Rage that sort of stuff. they also happen to possess minor Telepathic and empathic abilities. Cassandra: as well as a little Telekenisis. Im a Sorceress, i specalise in illusions. We of the Silent Court are known for our.. subtlety- Prong: As well as ... other abilities *cough cough* Cassandra: *glares at prong* yes, my house feeds of lust primarily. but im sure sithis didnt ask me to train you in our talents. He wants me to help you improve your natural abilities and hone them. this will be perhaps the longest portion of the training sessions. Cassandra rises, and glances towards prong. Cassandra: you can leave now, i assure you i wont eat the poor neophyt. I prefer to keep my buisness interactions just that. buisness. Prong: sorry cass, but i cant leave. Sithis has charged me with keeping an eye on Rose. Cassandra: well, he didnt mention anything like when i agreed to train him. Prong: probably becaue he knew you'd refuse. Cassandra: *sigh* next time i should read the small print first. bloody first Circle vamps. *gestures to rose* Follow me, we'll first begin with your shapeshifting. Cassandra walks out of the room, both Prong and Rose watch her go. eyes glued to her. Rose: now that is one scary woman. scary but beautiful Prong: you dont know the half of it. she's older than any of us probably around five hundred years. and she's so good with her natural abilities that you wouldnt even notice her pulling the psychic assault until its too late. Rose: so these Silent Courters, they're all Half-Vampires right? Prong: Yup. but they can enhance their abilities with a life well, making them about as tough as anyone else. if only for a short time. but, for them using brute force is the final and most desperate option. they prefer cats paws and subtle domination. Rose: so if she's going to kill us we wouldnt even notice. Prong: pretty much Rose: Very reassuring |
| rampant06-22-07, 02:10 PM | Cassandra - ...SITHIS! POOF Sithis - XIATH! Xiath - *burps up a shoelace* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-22-07, 06:59 PM | Cassandra: …my house feeds of lust primarily. Rose: Ah, so they're the house of Silver. Cassandra: :confused: What does a weapon enhancement have to do with it? Rose: :D Sorry, inside joke. |
| rampant06-22-07, 09:07 PM | Momo - Hey Teiza! Teiza - Morning, let's see what do we have today? Scias - *squigle* Sarah's twisted another pauldroon out of alignment. Momo - I think your idea fora jointed version would work, but we need to add reinforcement here. Teiza - Momo, prep the piece. Scias, we need some more ore. Momo and Scias - On it boss! Teiza - huh? |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-22-07, 09:41 PM | Rose: Very reassuringRose: It's a good thing my innate Elfness will protect me. Prong: I see now why Sithis mentioned we could skip the "being a pretentious ass" phase. Momo and Scias - On it boss! Teiza - huh?Momo: Wait a minute... Scias: SWEEEEEET!!! *begins dancing...badly* Teiza: :uh-huh: Since when can you talk normally? Scias: Hmmmmmm...don't know, don't care. It's finally gone! Teiza: Good for you. Ore. Scias: :rolleyes: (i.h.h.: Yeah, I get it. I'm your parts supplier and whipping boy.) Teiza: *angry pom* Momo: That's not entirely fair. Scias: Say what? *thwack* Scias: OW! (i.h.h.: What was that for? I'm working on it!) Teiza: I just want to get started, I'm not unappreciative. Scias: :confused: |
| Crystalforged06-22-07, 10:01 PM | Kitten: Terra damnit! I am :censored:ing tired of there being so many idiots in the world! *there is an odd lurch suddenly which tosses Kitten to the ground.* Kitten: Great, now what have the idiots done? Kitten looks around and notices several odd things. For one the elemental ring around the ship has guttered out so the ship has lost propusion. For another the ships keel has vanished. To add onto this there is not another soul in sight, on deck or below on the ground. Kitten: :mymy: I think I've just unmade every other sentient individual in the universe. :smirk: Sweeeeeeeet. So you're saying the fact that you are now completely alone, by yourself, for all eternity doesn't bother you? Kitten: No, not really. But now you don't have anyone to order around and force to do your bidding. Kitten: ...****! :tantrum: |
| Charles Phipps06-22-07, 10:42 PM | Jarlot: Doh de doo.... *Jarlot walks into a room to find Aerith, Tiffa, Yuna, Ashe, Lulu, Rinoa, Rikku, Yuffie, Quistis, and a host of other Final Fantasy girls wearing Hooters style tank tops and hot pants, all of them holding mugs of rum* Jarlot: Mmmmmm I assume there's some horrible, horrible, horrible twist here. Yuna: You'll be cheating on your one true love! Jarlot: .....how awful. How ever will I cope? *leaps towards them* |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-22-07, 11:30 PM | *leaps towards them* He then finds himself stopped by a host of *VERY* Bishie Final Fantasy Heros. Jarlot: I knew this was too easy. Cloud: Damn right. Squall: *emo brood* Zidane: *holding Jarlot's wallet* This guy's poorer than we are after an equipment upgrade! Jarlot: :confused: Where's Tidus? Cecil: I'm having Whiny keep your keel company. Vaan: :uh-huh: Aren't you a Paladin? Cecil: :bored: It's Tidus. Vaan: Point taken. Edgar: Hey, there, sexy ladi- *WHAM* Locke: Down boy! Girls: :cloud9: *SWOON* :cloud9: Edgar: *pouts* :( It's just not fair... |
| rampant06-23-07, 12:36 AM | Teiza - mrrrrrrrr Terra peeks into the workshop to see Teiza on the work bench finishing modificaions to the rest of Sarah's other armor suits with Scias asleep leaning against her left side, Momo dozing off on her right shoulder. Terra - (i.h.h. Ok this is strange its way too early for those two to be nodding off, besides ... nah they are a bit young for that) ----------------- OORamapant - you wanted deep seated psychoses? I'm just starting :devil: |
| luna18moon06-23-07, 02:21 AM | Rip: Oh dear. Tear:OH GOD! HOLY :censored: GET THAT OUT OF MY MIND! Rip: *gritting teeth* Sever telepathy regarding Esabar. NOW. Mittens: Accidentally tapped into her omniscince? Poor you. Elsewhere: Shred is muttering to himself about a recent loss at the hands of his siblings. Shred: Grrr... Stupid future sight. Suddenly, his future sight plinks out of existance. Replacing it is a black-veined energy crackling around his fingertips. A redshirt comes up behind him, than freezes. Redshirt: (i.h.h.) Oh, it's only Shred... Wait, what is that stuff? (out loud) *hesitantly* Are you all right... Shred turns around. Shred: I don't feel like talking right now. Just shut up and leave me alone. The black energy crackled, and bolts leapt to the redshirt. The energy covered him, and he fell down on his knees. Black veins covered every inch of his skin. He stood up, shakily, and bowed. Redshirt: How may I serve you, master? Shred's eyes widened. Shred: (i.h.h.) YES! I FINALLY get a decent power. (out loud) Act normal until I give you further instructions. |
| urial angel of death06-23-07, 12:08 PM | OOC (sort of) :OOUrial is playing Starcraft (startling isn't it?). Overmind: Spawn more overlords. OOUrial: Damn it! *wish activates* Enough ovelords spawn that the server crashes and OOUrial's computer explodes. OOUrial: *head explodes* |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-23-07, 03:06 PM | OORamapant - you wanted deep seated psychoses? I'm just starting :devil:OOC: Looks to be interesting. IC: Somewhere in the jungles of South America Nina: How's Izzy doing? Deis: The group's together, but far from cohesive. I'm not sure how much time they'll need to pull this off. Assuming they succeed at all. Nina: :( Every time it gets harder. Every time there are less and less of those willing to do what is right, instead of what is easy. Deis: That is how it is. We know that better than anyone. As we are, so is the world. Nina: I refuse to believe any world is doomed. Deis: :smirk: Oh, really? I figured I'd quashed that foolish naiveté ages ago. I may have lost my body in the last fight, but that was only a minor setback in the longer trend. I grow more powerful as you weaken. Nina: There is a third option, sister. We are already of one mind and one body- Deis: And only you still have a soul. My consciousness is all I have left. We fuse completely, and you still win. Nina: For the love of Mom, would you stop talking like this is a contest! I don't want to lose you, too. You're the only family I have left. Deis: Nearly every human today shares our blood. One in every thousand are within ten generations. You have sixty great-grandchildren alive right now. What do I have? Nina: You know what I mean. Deis: I do more for you than you realize, sister. I have helped you stem this tide twice before, once at the cost of my husband, the other at the cost of my freedom. I have every reason to see the gates reopened, and no reason to help you this time. Yet I do. Nina: And I still love you despite what you did... Grasping the locket she kept around her neck, Nina pressed the trigger and sent the excavation site up in flames. The ruins were destroyed, but it brought her no peace of mind. They had managed to decipher part of the ancient rites before she had found them, and it was almost certain that other cults had infiltrated the operation. Nina: Too few of us left... Too few... |
| rampant06-23-07, 06:38 PM | OOTeiza - Gah! more angst! Stop it with the angst you bastards! OOKaizer - Help me! OOPhips - Scary girl! OORampant - please don't hurt me! OOKaizer - How did she get in here?! ------------------------------------------ OOkanatash - :D Kithle - :D High five Kanatash - I'm somewhat intruiged as to how this backfires for Teiza. Kithle - Oh simple I never told her how to get back. Kanatash - and here it comes Kithle - Oh by the way I was never here. *fades out* Kanatash - huh a projection? AHEM! Kanatash - *Turns around* Serene - Where's Teiza? Kanatash - Low kithle --------------------------- Schroedigger - zzz Becoming god - hey he's sleeping on the engine again, wanna see what happens when you twitch his whiskers? Momo - I'm busy, the sooner I finish fixing your thumb, the sooner I can help Teiza with her project. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-23-07, 09:52 PM | OOKaizer: *STAB STAB STAB* OORampant: :uh-huh: Why, exactly, is he stabbing out his own Mind's Eye and...Ear? OOCharles: :bored: He had an unfortunate encounter with the Dubbed version of Naruto. OOKaizer: IT'S TOO HORRIBLE FOR WORDS!!!! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!!! OOTeiza: Gladly. *grabs the knife and begins stabbing furiously* :evillaugh ----- 13: :devil: Bad dubbing has got to be one of my best ideas yet. Bunny: :bored: You have way too much fun establishing companies for the express purpose of gutting all enjoyment or coherence from translated anime. 13: :D It's totally worth the effort. You should have seen the look on his face when he saw what I did to Card Captor Sakura. I have yet to top it. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-23-07, 10:00 PM | OOKaizer: *STAB STAB STAB* OORampant: :uh-huh: Why, exactly, is he stabbing out his own Mind's Eye and...Ear? OOCharles: :bored: He had an unfortunate encounter with the Dubbed version of Naruto. OOcat: Weird. :confused: I've only ever encountered one anime that I couldn't stand the dub (and that wasn't Cardcaptor). |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-23-07, 10:32 PM | OOcat: Weird. :confused: I've only ever encountered one anime that I couldn't stand the dub (and that wasn't Cardcaptor).OOC: Cardcaptors =/= Card Captor Sakura. I deny it. Cardcaptors is, by far, the WORST Dub in history (in relation to how good/bad the anime was in the first place). I've heard, in person, professional dubbers comment on how it is a black spot on their trade. "Episode one? Nah, lets skip to 8! Then 23! BRILLIANT! And give Sakura, a ten year old girl, the voice of a 30 year old woman!" "Li Syaoran's attracted to a guy? We can't possibly have that, even if it is a major plot theme. Same thing with Sakura's attraction to the same guy, since he's at least 6 years older." "Kero-chan has a high pitched voice to match his plush-toy look? Ooooo, not good. Let's give him a nasally tenor!" "Tomoyo-chan is Sakura's cousin? That's just too weird. Since it's never directly stated, lets just chop out all references so her fascination seems less creepy and her borderline lesbianism just goes away." "Her dad married her mom when she was in Highschool? And she was his student?! Get rid of it now!" Take your pick. I've got more. *end adoring fan-boy rant* I do admit there are some good Dubs. Cowboy Bebop is amazing. There are also some bad dubs that make the show worth watching. *cough*Speed Racer*cough* :D |
| Demonfey06-23-07, 11:28 PM | Ilt: Wonder why nothing's happened to me like the others. View shifts to Pholly in his lab, holding a flask Pholly: I can finally make alchemist fire that won't explode on me!:w00t: It shifts again to a close up of a drop slowly trickling down the flask he's holding, towards his hand Pholly: I finally can...AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! MY HAND! His hand burning, he drops the flask, which shatters and gets more alchemist fire on him. Apparently, whatever protected him from alchemical reactions isn't active any more. The view then goes back to Ilt, now accompanied by a EBNE OODF: It's really quite simple: you were working for what you desire most before this plotline began, and you already have horrible consequences for it. Ilt: And this is proven how? OODF: Your hunt for self worth brought you to become a redshirt on the Forgotten Freedom, with the horrific consequene being that you're a mortal redshirt on the Forgotten Freedom. Ilt: ...So the only reason it won't is because I beat it to the punch by doing it already. OODF: Yeah, pretty much. Ilt:...SONOVA:censored:+ :rant: |
| Charles Phipps06-24-07, 12:08 AM | Cowboy Bebop and Slayers are the only two cases in history where the dub was an improvement over the original. And both were good to begin with! |
| rampant06-24-07, 04:25 AM | Momo - Teiza you ready to go? Teiza - Yep, I've got the plans ready. Corre tells me the prototype is performing to expectations. The next step is to perfect the process, and create several variations. Once we have a couple dozen refined for marketing (plus a few we keep strictly to the FF), we can construct miniature creation forges to mass produce these little blighters. Momo - You're so smart. Teiza - Are you feeling ok? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-24-07, 07:17 AM | OOC: Huh, you people must either not watch as varied anime as we do, or are picky about things which we don't give a damn. We just can't stand Japanese coming out of non-Japanese mouths. Nobody ever sounds right that way. Well, maybe you'll feel better after some good dubbing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbzb3mfmw3U |
| urial angel of death06-24-07, 03:38 PM | OOC: Most dubs aren't so bad. The two Kaizer picked out plus One Piece are probably the worst offenders. "Lets replace all of the guns with super soakers, all of the full symphonies with a strange rap/hip-hop combination, and get voice actors straight out of the mario super show... but first give them time to build up a smoking habit. Also skip through plot point to reach the highly marketable puffkin." |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-24-07, 05:49 PM | OOC: Most dubs aren't so bad.… OOC: We kinda figured out the secret: don't watch a show "meant for kids". |
| rampant06-24-07, 06:19 PM | Teiza - The first time was kinda nice, this is getting creepy. Scias - zzz Momo - zzz Teiza - Can't move knees |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-24-07, 07:00 PM | Encircling a small town in the highlands of Sarlona, a lone man is placing the finishing touches on a large wall. Out of nowhere, about half a dozen Barbarians on horseback appear and begin hacking away at the wall. Guard: Hey! Hey, what the herr you doing?! Barbarian Leader: *unintelligable shouts* Guard: Mongorians? What the herr Mongorians doing here?! Don't you break down my waa! Get outta here, :censored:ing Mongorians! As he begins chucking bricks at the Barbarians, they fall back out of throwing distance, finally disappearing over the hills. Guard: Terra dammit! :mad: How come every time us Riedran's buird a waa Mongorians come and break it down? *starts rebuilding* OOC: :D More to come. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-24-07, 07:33 PM | OOC: :D More to come. OOC: Just try not to overdue the accent. Might be considered offensive. |
| urial angel of death06-24-07, 08:27 PM | Somewhere in the mountains of Nepal Izzy: *on a cellphone* Oy Nina. Nina: *on the other end* Yes. Izzy: Got any news on PETA's movements. Nina: Nope, they've pretty much faded from the publicscene after the governments of both Americas branded them terrorists and killed most of the members. Izzy: Well it certainly is easier to work with a dictatorship. Nina: :mad: Izzy: Sorry, sorry, I'm just saying that it makes these cults easier to squash. Thanks to those tyrants we don't have to worry about the Black Goat any time soon. Nina: Or we have to worry a lot more. They disappeared, they didn't collapse. Sure PETA is smaller and isn't getting funds anymore, but now we can't track them. Izzy: I guess you're right. Nina: You gonna see the monks about a certain tablet? Izzy: Yeah *hangs up* pans out to show Izzy, Satnak, and Dorvos standing at the top of a large mountain range. V, Lisa, and Micheal are trying to keep up. V: You could cut me some slack I've been sitting for twenty years. Izzy: Well I've had the body of a twelve year old for five thousand years, stop complaining. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-24-07, 08:31 PM | OOC: ...Might be considered offensive.OOC: Amazing, isn't it? After everything I've already done here, it might be the accent that gets me in trouble. Ain't overzealous Political Correctness grand? (not taunting you, just the nutballs that necessitate that kind of thinking) I was thinking about that very thing when typing it up. I figure D&D fans are typically a more open-minded group (the furry fetish is accepted as standard operating procedure for crying out loud!), and therefore hope they forgive me for spoofing South Park a bit in order to flesh out the new, Inspired-free Sarlona we've been ignoring (please?) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-24-07, 09:10 PM | OOC: Amazing, isn't it? After everything I've already done here, it might be the accent that gets me in trouble. Ain't overzealous Political Correctness grand? (not taunting you, just the nutballs that necessitate that kind of thinking) OOC: Hey, knock yourself out. We just don't find it funny. Nothing politically correct about it, we just understand accents in a way that makes them familiar, and therefore they don't tickle the unfamiliar laugh. Builder: Hrey, if werr Riedrans, wrhy don't wey spake Riedran inshtead of mahgnling Khorvairian? OOC: Now it's funny. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-24-07, 10:24 PM | OOC: Fair enough. And, if you think about it, he is speaking Riedran Common. It's being translated into Khorvairian Common (badly) for us. IC: Alice: Care for a game of jumprope? Terra: :uh-huh: Who's entrails are those? Dying Camper: *gurgle* Alice: Oh, don't worry. I asked first. *face turns dark* He said no. Terra: *anime sweatdrop* Er...yeah. Look, I just wanted to ask you something. Have we met before? Alice: *begins jumping* Oh, of course we have. I'm your brother's girlfriend, remember? Terra: No, no. Before that. Alice: *trips* Oh, dear! I've broken my rope... Dying Camper: I *choke* needed that... *cough* |
| rampant06-25-07, 12:59 AM | Teiza - Ok guys ground rules, we need to focus people. Come on guys a little personal space. Scias - *Nuzzle* Momo - *hug* Teiza - Ok seriously guys I've always wanted you two pay more attencion to me, but we have orders to fill. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-25-07, 01:50 AM | At a Cheese Shop in Lower Deck City *light music is being played in the background* Lady: *entering* Hello there, my good man. Wenslydale: Good morning, young lady. Welcome to the LDC Cheese Emporium. What can I do for you? Lady: Well, I was sitting in the Public library on Thurmond Street just now, skimming through Rogue Herries by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish. Wenslydale: Peckish, miss? Lady: Esurient. Wenslydale: Eh? Lady: *broad South-Cyrean accent* Eee I were all hungry, like! Wenslydale: Ah, hungry. Lady: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick'. So I curtailed my Walpoling activites, sallied forth, and infiltrated your place of purveyance to negotiate the vending of some cheesy comestibles. Wenslydale: Come again? Lady: *cheerfully* I want to buy some cheese! Wenslydale: Oh, I thought you were complaining about the bouzouki player. *gestures to the band* Lady: Oh, heaven forbid. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse. Wenslydale: Sorry? Lady: *again with the accent* Ooo, I like me a nice tune!. Wenslydale: So he can go on playing, can he? Lady: Most certainly. Now then, some cheese please, my good man. Wenslydale: Certainly, miss. What would you like? Lady: Well, eh, how about a little Red Leicester? Wenslydale: I'm afraid we're fresh out of Red Leicester, miss. Lady: Oh never mind, how are you on Tilsit? Wenslydale: I'm afraid we never have that at the end of the week, miss. We get it fresh on Monday. Lady: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of Caerphilly, if you please. Wenslydale: Ah. It's been on order, miss, for two weeks. I was expecting it this morning. Lady: *slightly vexed* It's not my lucky day, is it? Er, Bel Paese? Wenslydale: Sorry, miss. Lady: Red Windsor? Wenslydale: Normally, miss, yes. Today the van broke down. Lady: Ah. Stilton? Wenslydale: Sorry. Lady: Emmental? Gruyère? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Any Norwegian Jarlsberger, per chance? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Liptauer? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Lancashire? Wenslydale: No. Lady: White Stilton? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Danish Blue? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Double Gloucester? Wenslydale: *thinks* ..... No. Lady: Cheshire? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Dorset Blue Vinney? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Brie, Roquefort, Pont-l'Évêque, Port Salut, Savoyard, Saint-Paulin, Carre-de-L'Est, Bresse-Bleu, Boursin? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Camembert, perhaps? Wenslydale: Ah! We have Camembert, yes miss. Lady: You do! Excellent. Wenslydale: Yes, miss. It's, ah... *looks under the counter anxiously* it's a bit runny. Lady: Oh, I like it runny. Wenslydale: Well, it's very runny, actually, miss. Lady: No matter. Fetch hither le fromage de la Belle France! M-mmm! Wenslydale: I think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, miss. Lady: I don't care how :censored:ing runny it is. Hand it over with all speed. Wenslydale: Oh! Lady: What now? Wenslydale: The cat's eaten it. Lady: :bored: Has he? Wenslydale: She, sir. *pause* Lady: Gouda? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Edam? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Caithness? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Smoked Austrian? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Japanese Sage Darby? Wenslydale: No, miss. Lady: You do have some cheese, do you? Wenslydale: Of course, miss. It's a cheese shop, miss. We've got- Lady: No, no, don't tell me. I'm keen to guess. Wenslydale: Fair enough. Lady: Er, Wensleydale? Wenslydale: Yes? Lady: Ah, well, I'll have some of that. Wenslydale: Oh, I thought you were talking to me, miss. Mr Wensleydale, that's my name. *pause* Lady: Greek Feta? Wenslydale: Ah, not as such. Lady: Er, Gorgonzola? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Parmesan? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Mozzarella? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Pippo Crème? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Danish Fimboe? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Czech sheep's milk? Wenslydale: No. Lady: Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?. Wenslydale: Not today, miss, no. *pause* Lady: :lightbulb: Ah! How about Cheddar? Wenslydale: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, miss. Lady: *incredulous* Not much ca- :mad: It's the single most popular cheese in the world! Wenslydale: Not round here, miss. Lady: *annoyed* And what is the most popular cheese round here? Wenslydale: Ilchester, miss. Lady: :bored: Is it. Wenslydale: Oh yes, miss. It's staggeringly popular in this manor, squire. Lady: :bored:Is it. Wenslydale: It's our number-one best seller, miss. Lady: I see. Ah, Ilchester, eh? Wenslydale: Right, miss. Lady: All right. Okay. Have you got any she asked expecting the answer no? Wenslydale: I'll have a look, miss... *looks around beneath the counter* nnnnnnooooooooo. Lady: It's not much of a cheese shop, is it? Wenslydale: Finest in the district, miss. Lady: Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. Wenslydale: Well, it's so clean, miss. Lady: :nonono: It's certainly uncontaminated by cheese. Wenslydale: You haven't asked me about Limberger, miss. Lady: Is it worth it? Wenslydale: Could be. Lady: Have you- SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP! *music stops* Wenslydale: *to the band* Told you so. Lady: Have you got any Limburger? Wenslydale: No. Lady: That figures. Predictable really, I suppose. It was an act of purest optimism to have posed the question in the first place. Tell me... Wenslydale: Yes, miss? Lady: Have you in fact got any cheese here at all? Wenslydale: Yes, miss. Lady: :bored: Really? *pause* Wenslydale: No. Not really, miss. Lady: You haven't. Wenslydale: No, miss, not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, miss. Lady: Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to eat you from inside out. Wenslydale: Right-O, miss. *insert scene of bloody burrowing and subsequent consumption, followed by reemergence* Lady: What a senseless waste of human life... |
| rampant06-25-07, 02:32 AM | Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmm Lady - You mean to say In the amount of time it took for that OotS riff, You found a cow, milked it, fermented the curd, pressed it, aged it, and served it with these little buttery crackers. Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Lady - I should have eaten that bastard nerve ending by nerve ending. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-25-07, 03:09 AM | OOC: Monty Python riff, actually. OotS was paying homage to the Cheese Shop sketch with Michael Palin as Mr. Winsleydale and John Cleese as the peckish cheese enthusiast Mr. Mousebender. IC: Deis: Why don't we pay a visit to Mom? Nina: :rolleyes: Which one? She's been scattered among something like half a dozen bodies, none of whom would recognize us. Deis: *sigh* Not her mortal reincarnations. Nina: Oh...oh. That one. It's not like she'll even know we're there. Deis: Yeah, but she's a part of this turning of the times. Uncle Volrath was alway quite fond of her, even if she did extend the life of this world by a factor of two. Nina: I'll never forget the look on his face before the planes were sealed. And he left the most cryptic epitaph...for...her...? ............crap. Deis: :rolleyes: It's about time. For all we know, at least one group of these bastards are already there studying the seal. They won't be able to break it without realizing their plans, but it'll give them a boost no matter who they're trying to summon. Nina: If they've defiled that place in any way, I'll- Deis: :smirk: You'll what? Kill them? Worse? Nina: :mad: I didn't save your life to have you polluting my thoughts! Deis: I had nothing to do with that. You are merely confirming the pricariousness of the situation. Your thrice damned goody-two-shoes attitude is becoming the anomaly, growing harder to maintain day by day. We feed off the good and the evil of humanity, respecively. You know that. Nina: ...it seems we have less time than even Izzy thought... Spreading her wings, Nina began the long journey to her mother's 'grave'. With the sealing of the Plane of Shadow and the loss of magic, travel had gotten so much more tedious... |
| urial angel of death06-25-07, 03:49 AM | V: So who exactly are we fighting against? Izzy: Jeeze do I have to explain everything to you people. V: Yes, you haven't told us squat yet. Izzy: Fine, we are trying to preven the End of Days by stopping the various Mythos Cults in their attempts to bring the Elder Gods and Great Old Ones to earth. They all hide behind reasonable sounding religions, charities, and companies to fund their operation. These front organizations can be just about anything. Azao th2 is a front for Azathoth's cult, PETA's inner members worship the Black Goat, the rock group the Yellow Kings pays homage to Hastur, etc... Lisa: We have to tell someone. Inform the public! Izzy: Nobody will believe us. Lisa: Well surely when presented with evidence th- Izzy: How many tabloid articles do you pay attention to on a daily basis? Lisa: None they're all silly. Izzy: About half of them are true. Lisa: Then why don't we do something about them. Izzy: Because they take care of themselves. Local heroes rise up kill the monster, cure the plague, whatever is necissary and the event fades from memory. Humans have the remarkable ability to ignore anything that does not affect them directly, and to ignore signals of doom until it is at their doorstep. Lisa: So we're to expect no help from the authorities? Izzy: Well I'm sure once we get back to Europe your Church might help us a little bit, but other than that no. Atleast not until all hell has broken loose. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-25-07, 08:55 AM | Izzy: Fine, we are trying to preven the End of Days by stopping the various Mythos Cults in their attempts to bring the Elder Gods and Great Old Ones to earth. OOcat: Don't know what you're worried about. Those guys are quite interesting if you take the time to get to know them. 13: Not everyone can sit through boring old codger lectures without dying. :rolleyes: Izzy: …Humans have the remarkable ability to ignore anything that does not affect them directly, and to ignore signals of doom until it is at their doorstep. Silver: Well in my defense there's a popular book that proposes that they're all inbred. |
| rampant06-25-07, 11:52 AM | Satnak - I don't know about the rest of sentient life on this planet, but I'm sure as hell never gonna let my family forget what we are, again. Lisa - Wouldn't it have been quicker to say humanity? Satnak - I honestly don't think I'm human. *grey crystal gauntlet with ridiculously long sharp finger/claws emerges from under her skin* Lisa, V, Michael - :OMG! Dorvos - hmmmmm *giant crystal sppider legs emerge from his back* :D Izzy - 5000 years later its still creepy. |
| urial angel of death06-25-07, 01:10 PM | Izzy: Speaking of other sentient lifeforms you're about to meet one. Lisa: What is- Izzy: Shh! Lisa: Bu- Izzy: Shh! Lisa: I- Izzy: Stop talking and just follow. The group descends a flight of stone stair that have been carved out of the mountain, and into a sparsely decorated Buddist temple. Every time Izzy or Dorvos passes one of the monks he quickly bows and murmers a prayer. Micheal: What's with them? Izzy: They just remember us from last time. Micheal: So the last time these gates openned, you and one of the kid's past selves save this temple. Izzy: You catch on quick. Micheal: When was it. Izzy: Right around the collapse of the Roman empire. We left them in charge of treasure beyond price. Micheal: Long time to wait. An especially old monk runs up to the group and begins speaking very rapidly in Latin. Izzy: Crap I knew I forgot something. *very slowly* I don't speak that anymore, English. Monk: Sorry... my English not so good. Izzy: That's okay just direct me to the tablet and *incoherent string of sounds* Monk: They are gone. Izzy: Gone where. Monk: It woke up, and flew away. Izzy: :eek: Monk: Said something about home. Izzy: Everybody time to leave. *a loud explosion sound comes from the temple's entrance* Nemisis: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! Izzy: ****! |
| Lord Kale Fangblade06-25-07, 02:47 PM | OOC: the future plotline is intriguing me more and more every time you post somthing Urial. IC: the last few hours had past slowly for Rose under Cassandra's vicious training regieme that was supposed to increase his natural resistances, abilities and his will power. he staggered out of the training room and dropped to the floor, even though he was undead and shouldnt feel fatigue he felt... strained. exhuasted even. and very. very hungry. Cassandra and Prong strode out of the room. Cassandra: Prong. help him up, you and Sithis take him back home and send him back to me in two days time. in the mean time he should be training with Prong and recouperating. Prong:*helping rose up* i suppose i'll be teaching him survival skills right? Cassandra: correct, by the end of the second week of training he should be secure enough in his power to reach the arrogance he wants. Prong: we can only hope. Rose: *wearily* a week... i'll be dead by the end of it. Prong: you already are. Rose: damn. With Sithis's help they drop Rose off in his cabin before returning to the dark streets of Artur to feed. *** Gaz followed Sithis thorugh the winding ally ways and streets of Artur at a safe distance, the last time Sithis had caught him following him Sithis had unleashed a particularly nasty curse that had caused his body to be wracked with constant pain as his form had shifted without stopping, somthing Gaz never wanted to experience again. Sithis turned into a dead Ally, and stopped at its bricked up end. He turned, and looked at Gaz. Sithis: hello gaz Gaz: errmm... hi Sithis. Sithis: *femine Purr* funny thing... i'm not Sithis. Sithis's form fluxed and faded, revealing Cassandra, dressed in a elebrate gown and her emerald eyes glinting with a dark hunger.. Catching Gaz's shocked look, she laughs, a beautifully delicious sound that had stopped mens hearts in the past. Cassadra: Is the great Beguiler suprised that he was confounded by a simple Illusionist? how deliciously ironic, dont you think? gaz turned to run, but Cassandra merely flicked a well manicured finger, and sealed the ally off. Cassandra: Now now Gaz, no need to be running off. im not going to feed of you, or harm you in any way shape or form. I merely want to ... Talk. Gaz:... about? Cassandra: You know who. Gaz: Sithis? Cassandra: Correct, he knows that you know his secret, and he's been wondering how you found out. And he's asked me, as my end of our ... *she licks her lips* bargains to find out how. Gaz stays silent. Cassandra: We can do this the easy way or the hard way Gaz, you can either tell me, or i can find out against your will. While i might enjoy the second method far more, it would be in keeping with my deal with Sithis if i didnt harm you. so speak. |
| urial angel of death06-25-07, 02:50 PM | OOC: the future plotline is intriguing me more and more every time you post somthing Urial. OOC: gland you like it |
| rampant06-25-07, 08:58 PM | Teiza - Ok guys this is weird. Momo - Do you not want us keep holding you? Teiza - NO, I MEAN YES! I... I like it, but something is telling me this is wrong. Scias - :confused: |
| ratslinky06-25-07, 09:05 PM | Gaz: Well to tell you the truth I was told by my sister. Now it would really have been better for you if you'd stayed out of this. Get her. *To figures appear out of nowhere. One tosses a flask of holy water at her and while she dodges it the other trips her. Gaz then steps forward and levels a stake at her heart.* Get up. *She does so and one of the figures step forward and ties her hands. She struggles but finds herself suddenly weak.* Don't bother those ropes are dipped in garlic juice. Now I'm going to walk away and you are going to go back to your home. If Sithis was really interested in what I'm doing then he would have come himself. *Gaz and the two other figures disappear leaving Cassandra to find a way to get the her ropes off before dawn* |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-25-07, 09:23 PM | OOC: the future plotline is intriguing me more and more every time you post somthing Urial.OOC: Good thing I whupped on him a bit, then. :D IC: Schoolgirl Elina: I'M BORED!!! Schoolgirl Tirmek: At least you don't have to fend off an amorous girlfriend! "Courtizan" Sarah: Mmmmm...there's the cinnamon. :smirk: Now it's time for the sugar. Bishie Tirmek: And I'm fending off an infinite number of them! Professor Elina: All right, I've found it! The way out! Puppy Sarah: Arf? Professor Elina: The answer was right here in his mind the whole time. Pompous Tirmek: *tackled by Puppy Sarah* That's not possible. Lovestruck Elina: Lilly's wonderful! :cloud9: Professor Elina: :mad: If you stopped treating him like a moron, you might see he has some really great ideas floating around in here. *outside* :coolcthul: Everyone ready? Lilly: Ah... Jh'eny: Hang on. The braindead one wants to make his peace befo- Lilly: ACHOO!!!! Elina: YES! Tirmek: :twitch: I think my awareness was just... :twitch: sneezed out by Lilly. :twitch: I refuse to believe that worked. Sarah: *chew* Jh'eny: :weep: It hurts... :weep: Tirmek: Sarah, spit that out. You don't know where it's been. |
| rampant06-26-07, 12:42 AM | Tirmek - That's it! You all die for that! Slaughter of Lilyesque proportions :coolcthu - :( was that really necessary? Tirmek - *wiping off Lily snot* yes, yes it was, Oh Lily Lily - yeah? Tirmek - I may or may not have left beind several explosives. Lily - *KABOOM* Tirmek - That answers that question. |
| Charles Phipps06-26-07, 10:53 AM | OOC: I loved the cheese bit, the future bit, and the brief look at the infinite good guys. ARF! IC: Lilly: It's okay. I don't mind the explosives. Tirmek: You don't? *Lilly coughs up a bunch of dead Tirmeks* *BIG GRIN* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-26-07, 05:23 PM | OOcat: His head's empty space. What's in there to blow up? |
| rampant06-26-07, 05:25 PM | Tirmek - I thought the ehoes could be used as a refrain for a musical number. |
| Charles Phipps06-26-07, 06:04 PM | Lilly: Bah, we didn't even get to do our latest parody. RESIDENT ELINA! *Elina in a beret beats a zombie off with her handgun butt* Lilly: Mmmmmmm zombie fighting babe *drool* |
| urial angel of death06-26-07, 07:55 PM | Nemisis is pointing a silvery tube-like gun at the monks assembled at the temple's entrances. At her feet is the charred broken remains of the first holyman to greet her. Nemisis: I don't want to have to repeated myself again! Where is the tablet?! Behind her Nemisis' abomination a Nestene Consciousness spoke in a in the low rumbling language of its kind. Nestine Consciousness: Mistress is it possible that these men simply don't speak English? As much as she hate to admit it Nemisis knew that the blob of living plastic was probably right. Nemisis: I guess that could be. But in such such a situation we would have to read their minds. :devil: You know what that means? Consciousness: I most certainly hope I do. Nemisis: Consume them! Consciousness: With pleasure mistress. The Nestene Consciousness modes with the floor and begins to spread over every surface of the underground sactuary engulfing anything and everything that it makes contact with, including the monks. Though most of them struggle, the most any of the humans are able to do is deny the abomination its prize for a few seconds. Moments later the monks arise from the plastic goo as entirely new beings. They are now the autons. With the transformation complete Nemisis' abomination peels off of the building and reforms. Consciousness: They do not know the tablet's location, merely that it is no longer in the temple. Nemisis: &*^%#$^@%*! Consciosness: Calm down mistress their was something of use contained in their minds'. The tablet was taken by a creature from the one of the old worlds. Nemisis: Which one? Consciousness: Before Eberron. Nemisis: Excellent! :schemes: Consciousness: One last thing mistress. Nemisis: What? Consciousness: The flusher is here. Nemisis: This day just keeps getting better and better. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-26-07, 08:22 PM | Consciousness: The flusher is here. Nemisis: This day just keeps getting better and better. Nemesis: Now I can finally fix my toilet! The proceeding punchline was brought to you by Non-Canon Cannons. "Non-Canon Cannons, so you can blow up your troubles without it counting." |
| rampant06-26-07, 09:39 PM | Satnak - Hold it! Nemisis - Aw no! Satnak - Now don't move. Dorvos is pointing a sharp blade of purple crystal at Nemisis back, and a coating his body in layers of crystal armor. Satnak - Holding a clawed hand just barely making contact with Nemisis's head. Even that tiny brushis enough to open a few cuts. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-26-07, 10:48 PM | Lilly: Bah, we didn't even get to do our latest parody. RESIDENT ELINA! *Elina in a beret beats a zombie off with her handgun butt* Lilly: Mmmmmmm zombie fighting babe *drool*Tirmek: :crazy: Too...many...bad...camera...angles...! Gonna hurl! Lilly: NOT ON- :yuck: *RALPH* :yuck: Lilly: ...me. :mad: Tirmek: :D |
| rampant06-26-07, 11:09 PM | Tirmek - We're going now. :coolcthul - :hides: Elina - You too buster! :coolcthul - awwwww ------------------------- Back on the ship. Tirmek - Ok three down, one to go... unfortunately its the one the Lackluster warriors failed to locate so we might actually have to do our own legwork. Elina - Speaking of orbs, how are we gaurding the three we have? ------------- Xiath - *chomp* Master cat burgurlar - Well so much for retirement. *holds up a bloody stump* Xiath - *chomp* ------------------------- Tirmek - She keeps burping up lock picks. |
| urial angel of death06-27-07, 03:33 AM | Nemisis: Of course I can always just kill your son. Satnak now realizes that Nemisis's gun is still drawn and pointing in Dorvos' general direction. Nemisis takes her momentary pause to fire off a salvo of sonic energy followed by burning plasma. The shot punches through his layers of crystal and leaves Dorvos bruised all over and covered in scorch marks. Fortunately for Nemisis this distracts Satnak enough for her to retreat behind her minions. Nemisis: *trying to bandage her head wounds* Abomination kill them all save for one of the crystal beings. They could make I fine addition to you. The autons hands open up into guns that shoot what can only be assumed to be molten plastic, and advance. They are soon there after halted by blades of fire wielded by Lisa and Micheal. The monks' new plastic skin quickly melted when brought in contact with holy flames. V in turn jumps into the abomination with a flurry of knife blows and jumps back out of the Nestene Consciousness so fast that it doesn't have time to absorb him. Nestene Consciousness: Foolish mortal cut from mortal weapons such as your's effect me not at all. V: You should have checked for the present I left you. Nestene Consciousness: What nonsense do- The bomb V had planted inside of the Consciousness explodes ripping it to shreds. Nemisis: Damn out of minions. :shifty: Well see you guys next time. Satnak: Not so fast *****! OOC: The rest I leave up to Rampant |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-27-07, 07:31 AM | Just before they left the seaside………… Tirmek: I'll be glad when we get out of this hellhole of a coast. Lilly: Aww, it isn't so bad here. Tirmek: This place is full of idiots trying to kill each other! The natives are trying to kill off the invading force while simultaneously fighting all their old feauds which they didn't get to do under the ruling pirates, and the invading force doesn't have enough sense to pull out and at least cut their own losses! King Steve: What, and let d'Vol win? Tirmek: There isn't one single redeeming feature of this whole place. Lilly: That, my dear friend Tirmek, is where you are wrong. For this place contains the most holy of foodstuffs. The magical……mystical……KELP! Tirmek: :blink:………………………………………kelp? Lilly: A giant water plant that isn't really a plant— Tirmek: I know what kelp is. But who in there right mind would eat………I just answered my own question. :bored: Lilly: Everyone sing it: I love kelp~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEcP0d9TkQY&mode=related&search=) |
| rampant06-27-07, 11:12 AM | Satnak's crystal gauntlet explodes into a whirling mass of shiny death. Bunny - :cheer: Nemisis - oh poopy Long grey tendrils of crystal reach out faster than she can blink and drill into her joints paralyzing Nemisis. The tendrils work through her body and burrow into the spinal chord tripping as many pain sensors as possible on their way to the brain case. Of course Satnak isn't really paying attencion, to what her left hand is doing. She's put down the shot gun and is busy trying to helpher son. When she notices his flesh is begining to knit all on its own. Satnak - :) :weep: DORVOS! |
| Charles Phipps06-27-07, 04:21 PM | Lilly: In any case, Tirmek, I've decided to be more mature. Tirmek: That shouldn't be difficult. I mean, you're pretty much at the bottom of all possibilities. Lilly: Really, Tirmek, you're not exactly wallowing in maturity yourself with the Bart Simpson levels of pranks. Tirmeks: *preparing to set Lilly on fire* Hmm? *squirts Lilly with lighter fluid* Lilly: How did this rivalry between us start anyway? Tirmek: It all began during our school days. *** http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9-cSeXc5OM *** Tirmek: I was in Slytherin. Lilly: Huh. I wondered how long it would take for me to finally drive you insane. Tirmek: I think it was visiting your mind that did it. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-27-07, 08:42 PM | Somewhere in the Congo Jungle Far away from the eyes of the gullible masses, deep within the continent nearly forgotten by the world since the U.N.'s dissolusion, an ancient power slept. Nearly undisturbed since before man began recording history again, it held more than just magical might. The secrets within the ancient catacomb held the blueprint for the End of Days. Dragonshards, long thought lost since the end of the Age of Magic, still slept within, revealing their secrets only to those who knew what to look for. It was also here, unhindered by the need to remain covert, that a war for the right to end the world was being waged. Well, not so much war as carnage. Mythos creatures of all kinds slaughtered each other with near impunity. A few Starspawn tore through the battlefield, Byhakees flitted about sligning mindaltering spells at anything that moved. Slimes, oozes, tentacle monsters, mutated wildlife, and abberations of all stripes thought little of their own kind as the confusion and disarray was compounded by the distinct lack of any of the summoners directing them. Nina: *overlooking the slaughter* So many... Deis: :rolleyes: Where are we? Nina: I know that. I can feel my own powers returning... For the first time in ages, Nina's body melted into shadow. True entrance to the Plane of Shadow, and thus most of her shadow abilities, had been lost when it was closed off. Still, moving about unnoticed was all she needed. |
| rampant06-27-07, 08:45 PM | Tirmek (wearing a "kiss the cook" apron and holding metal tongs) - The apron said kiss not chew on. Sarah - Cinnamon! Lily - sorry to interrupt the "awwww" moment, but I'M ON FIRE! Elina - Lily let them alone. *sniff sniff* whats cooking? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-27-07, 10:04 PM | Silver: Why is it that mythos creatures and all these insane people keep trying to destroy the universe? 13: They think they can stop me. :devil: |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-27-07, 10:36 PM | After Elina and Lilly leave, Sarah moves behind Tirmek and wraps her arms around him. Tirmek: Sarah, I'm having a bit of a hard time cooki- :mymy: what are you-? Sarah: ;) Mmmm-hmmm. Tirmek: Sarah, I'm not sure this is a- :eek: Sarah: :smirk: What's wrong? Tirmek: I'm not really comfortable with- :eek: Stop that! Sarah: *mock innocence* You don't like it? Tirmek: What's gotten into you all of a sudden? Sarah: *nuzzle* You're just so...hot. Tirmek: (i.h.h.: :mymy: Oh, crap, she's gone into heat!) Sarah...remember our boundaries... Sarah: *turns him around* Boundaries shmoundaries. Give momma some sugar. Tirmek: Wait a minu-! Elina: *walks back in* Hey, Tirmek? You never said what you were- Sarah?! Sarah: :blink: Huh? *looks about, confused* Weren't we just...? Tirmek: :( Thank you, Terra... ----- Sliver: :confused: I didn't authorize that... Bunny: :bored: Silver: I'm not saying I'm upset or anything... 13: :mad: Someone's messing with our mojo, here. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-28-07, 01:39 AM | Nina: Speak with Dead Dead Cultist: Who...? Wait...I know you. You're- Nina: The Maiden of Purest Light that combats the Scouring Darkness. I'm aware of your inane books of self-justification. I have questions for you, and you will answer quickly. Dead Cultist: I see no reason to- Nina: Who are you with? Dead Cultist: I serve the High Priest of the Yellow King. :blink: How did you-? Nina: Who else is here? Dead Cultist: All the heretics are here as well. They seek to deny our lord His- Nina: What is the point of the battle outside? Dead Cultist: To prevent one such as you from entering and to sweep away the filthy- Nina: What do you seek here? Dead Cultist: I am but a servant. I do not question. Waiving her hand, the spell ended and the Cultist again fell still. By the look of things, the other bodies here were of similar of lesser rank among the larger cults. The ragtag groups had less discipline among ranking members, but their info was more often incomplete or even flat out wrong. Nina: No point in sticking around here... Deis: *chuckling* That was awesome! I can't believe you kept blowing him off like that! Not even allowing the dead to say his peace. :devil: Nina: If this isn't headed off, there'll be no peace anywhere. Passage after winding passage, Nina made her way into the catacombs. Millenia had not dulled her memory of the crypt, and she knew where they were likely headed. The trail of corpses helped a bit, too. Eventually she came upon the antechamber before the seal. The high vaulted room looked more like an audience hall than the library it was. The columns were carved dragonshards, the runes within still glowing eerily. Merely passing near them caused a shift in their structure, and the blood flowing about them caused the entire chamber to shimmer in a profane mockery of this place of reverence. A brown haired man in his late twenties stood near one of the columns at the back of the chamber, his face twisted in frustration at the chaotic runes in the column. Upon noticing Nina's arrival, he gave a patronizing smirk in her direction. ???: Well, my dear, you're looking as beautiful as ever. Nina: This is no time for chit-chat, Smig. You will tell me what you have found and who else knows. Smig: Ah, yes. Such fascinating insights from these...Dragonshards, was it? It was quite a chore figuring out how to read the Prophecies engraved upon them without altering them with our own expectations. Deis: Damn. They figured that out. Now it's just a matter of figuring out how much they got before the bloodbath. Smig: Too bad much of our data was stolen by those Cthuloid heretics. *kicks a dead body* Then these fools that follow your "grandfather" decided to show up and start killing. Now the data is hopelessly scrambled. Deis: Don't let your guard down. He's revealing far too much with little incentive. Smig: It's just too bad they got me, too. *begins convulsing slightly* I would have so loved to see my Master's triumph... With a sick crack, Smig's body exploded in a shower of blood. Whatever emerged quickly fled to the final chamber, soon pursued by Nina. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-28-07, 07:33 AM | Silver: Huh, haven't seen Smig in a while. Caralot: AHEM! OOcat: What? The booth is supposed to be for commentary only. Caralot: I need some screen time! I'm getting terribly bored. :weep: OOcat: Haven't had any of the other characters complain. :confused: Caralot: :mad: Oh, they play out comedic stories without ever leaving their bar. They're perfectly fine. I, on the other hand— Bunny: Shouldn't you be creating some monstrousity? Caralot: :headexplo I'VE GOT BREEDER'S BLOCK! All heads immediately turn to Silver. Silver: Been so busy working on relationships………:hides: OOcat: Fine. We'll send you off on an expedition somewhere to get inspiration. Caralot: Where? :mad: OOcat: Let's see…………where can one find creatures breeding without recourse for species or any sort of logic………… Caralot: Besides the FF. OOcat: Well that's a given. |
| rampant06-28-07, 12:34 PM | Tirmek - Um Sarah Sarah - Yeah? Tirmek - Look I know you're enjoying yourself. Sarah - immensely:D Tirmek - I'll admit this is fun. Sarah - :devil: I knew there some kinks in there Tirmek - Sarah, I turn into a girl to relax, I think we confirmed that a long time ago. Sarah - :D I know Tirmek - :rolleyes: so why are you carrying me over shoulder. In the middle of sharn. Sarah - Just making it clear you're mine. That flower girl was putting the moves on you. Tirmek - I could assume a less attractive half-elf form. Sarah - Nah I think I'll just keep you like this till we find the air orb. Lily - Why are we searching sharn? Elina - Cause of the planar overlay. |
| urial angel of death06-28-07, 02:17 PM | OOC: Finally went to see Pirates... IT WAS AWESOME!!! It is one of the greatest movies made. Of course it isn't the best movie that will ever be made. That hasn't been made yet. Phippes and Kaizer would have to co-write the script for that one, Peter Jackson would direct it, Bruce Willis and David Tennant would star, and Lucas would do special effects but be allowed no where near the script or director's chair. That would be the perfect movie. IC: Nalfien was dump-struck gazing at the beautiful globe of fire that was ripping its way through the Starspawn. It reminded him of something, something important. Ah well he thought to himself; it wouldm come to him later. For now he just wished to stare at the fire alittle longer. |
| rampant06-28-07, 05:59 PM | Nalfein also noticed the one starspawn prototype that had escaped earlier, roasting a marshmallow in the fire. Nalfein - Hey you got any to spare? The starspawn hands nalfein a stick with a toasted marshmallow. As Nalfein chows down he finds a lit fire cracker in the snack. Nalfein - You bastard BAM! |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-28-07, 09:37 PM | OOC: Finally went to see Pirates... IT WAS AWESOME!!! It is one of the greatest movies made. Of course it isn't the best movie that will ever be made. That hasn't been made yet. Phippes and Kaizer would have to co-write the script for that one, Peter Jackson would direct it, Bruce Willis and David Tennant would star, and Lucas would do special effects but be allowed no where near the script or director's chair. That would be the perfect movie.OOC: :D IC: Scias: (i.h.h.) I hate being ignored... Momo: At least he's not messing with you. Scias: How does everyone DO that?! Momo: :confused: Do what? Scias: :mad: (i.h.h.) Oh, like you don't know. Momo: You know...you've been really rude lately. Scias: THAT! Momo: What? Scias: I don't say anything and yet everyone knows what I'm thinking! Momo: Really? Scias: (i.h.h.) Mecha's suck. Momo: :mad: HEY! Scias: See? |
| rampant06-28-07, 09:55 PM | Teiza - Ok Momo, Scias, please stop. Scias - *nuzzle* Momo - You want this. Teiza - Yes I do, but I also know this is wrong, you're far too young to be getting this affectionate. And I'm not much better. SENSEI! WHAT THE BLOODY MOL IS WRONG WITH THEM! Teiza pushes the far too huggy kids away with a crystal wall and holds them there with a trio of shadow elementals for each. Terra sticks her head in. Terra - WHAT IN THE NAME OF ME IS GOING ON!? Teiza - You tell me! What's wrong with them!:weep: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-28-07, 10:03 PM | Silver: :angelhide |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-29-07, 12:36 AM | Terra: This is...disconcerting. Teiza: You're telling me! Terra: Mind explaining? Momo: I don't know... Scias: It's like a compulsion. Momo: Yeah, like it's what I'm supposed to do. With a sigh, Terra pressed her palms to her face, slowly bringing them down as she mulled this new...issue. Terra: What is up with the world lately? It had to be the magic. Her own instability, the increasingly bizzare occurences among the crew (even by their standards), Lisa's return, even such little things as Rose and Motoko's new un-lives, all of it made at least a little bit of sense when the chaos of the world's magical energies was taken into account. Terra: It's not like I have any better ideas... Teiza: Sensei? Terra: Sorry, just musing. Honestly, Teiza, I have few answers myself. Kitten wanders the halls acting like no one's here, Lisa's gone mad, *looks at Scias* you can talk but have no internal monologue- Scias: That's what's happened! Terra: -Deis gets a spell she's wanted forever but can't control any of them anymore, Esabar's driven mad by info-overdose, this happens, and now even Sarah's acting strangely. Momo: *sheepishly* Are we in trouble? Terra: *smiles* No, honey, you're not. Something's going on that's throwing everyone off, so I don't think you're intentionally doing anything bad. I do think that, till we figure this out... Teiza: I don't want to stop working, Sensei. Terra: Then you'll need supervision or something. That you had the presense of mind to notice a problem and deny your impulse is applaudable, but by no means an assurance of the same outcome from now on. Lisa: *grabs her from behind* Oh, come on, hon! You're being too uptight! Let them figure it out. Terra: *sigh* :( ----- Tirmek: Sarah...you're doing it again. Her head set in her hands as her arms rested on the table between them, Sarah gave Tirmek a dreamy yet sultry look. Tirmek: *waves his hand in front of her* Hello...? Sarah: *grabs his hand and holds tightly* You're disrupting the view... Elina: Drinks are here! Sarah: Huh? Oh, that was quick. Lilly: *raised eyebrow* We were stuck in line five minutes... |
| rampant06-29-07, 12:54 AM | Silver - That one was me:D oocat - Out! OORampant - Awwww |
| Charles Phipps06-29-07, 02:18 AM | Becoming God goes to Burger King http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kckakj8sH8I |
| rampant06-29-07, 02:36 AM | OORampant - No Becoming god - what? OORampant - You don't get to be prime. Becoming god - excuse me? OORampant - You need to meet certain prequisites to be prime. Becoming god - How do i not qualify to be prime? OORampant - One you need to be a transforming robot, and I don't mean a super mode. I mean a beast or vehicle form. Becoming god - ...Momo! OORampant - You have to be self-piloting in all situations. Becoming god - Shcroedigger you're fired! OORampant - Next you need an army of good aligned warriors who are also huge self-piloting transforming bots. Becoming god - Calling all artificers! OORampant - You need the matrix of leadership. Becoming god - WHERE THE HELL IS KETLER! OORampant - You have to have real tactical and leadership abillity. Becoming god - ...I can get those upgraded. OORampant - You have to have Lawful good alignment, and actually stick to it. Becoming god - .....I hate you. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-29-07, 03:06 AM | OOC: When I heard that they kept the "Transformation Noise" (you know the one) AND got the original voice of Optimus Prime, there is no way in HELL I'm not going to see that movie. :D |
| Lord Kale Fangblade06-29-07, 06:53 AM | Feal'Thas is sat in the kitchen reading a book on the Galifar campaigns. Even though he couldnt hear a sound, the slight prickling at the back of his neck told him Sithis was there. Feal'Thas: Whats up? Sithis: I cant find Tara or Naz'roth anywhere. Feal'Thas: Are they in their Room? Sithis: No, I checked. Feal'Thas: No notes or anything? Sithis: None that i could find. Feal'Thas:... Strange. Well, they cant of left because Tara would have left a note. so you must just keep missing them. Sithis: *sitting down* Have you seen them at all in the last few days? Feal'Thas: *puzzled* come to think of it... i dont think i have. Sithis: This is exactly why im worried. Everything feels... wrong somehow. The other crew members are acting suspiciously, oh and something really strange happened earlier. Feal'Thas: what do you mean by strange? Sithis: Alright, you know i've been researching Temporal magic or as Grandfather called it Cronomancy. well, i've been working on a spell thats based off a theory i found in Grandfathers old files. Feal'Thas: the Qantum Lock spell? Sithis: Thats the one. Feal'Thas: thats pretty Dangerous, the spell is far beyond your reach. Sithis: Exactly why im sticking with just theory. but yesterday, i looked at my papers and suddenly all the Sigils on the page began to move and swirl. the spell triggered and i got hurled back in time. Feal'Thas: when did that happen? Sithis: for me, about two or so weeks. for you, yesterday. Feal'Thas: that would explain why rose said he'd been taken to vampire training by you, when i knew you'd been in the Library with Tara... Let me make an intelligent guess here, this isnt the worst of your problems? Sithis: No, ever since i've been experiencing ... Temoral shifts, being sent back by about a couple of seconds, or being sent forward by the same. nothing major. but yesterday it sent me forward in time by about two hours. Feal'Thas: and you think these are getting worse. Sithis: yes, if my formulea are right i should expiernce Complete temporal freezing in about a day. this will result in me being trapped in the time stream for an indefinet period of ti- Sithis puases and suddenly notices that Feal'Thas isnt moving anymore. that infact nothing is moving anymore Sithis: :censored:, my calculations must of been off by a bit. *** Naz'roth waves his hand infront of Feal'thas's face while he was talking to Sithis. Naz'roth: Nothing. its like we're invisible. Tara: i doubt it, invisbility can be pierced. perahps its some form of conpulsion that makes them ignore us utterly. Naz'roth: Well *Sits down in one of the chairs* It looks like we're just going to have to wait it out. Tara sits down as well, and a few minuets pass. Tara: :smirk: I think i have a much better idea. *stands up and grabs Naz'roths hand* Naz'roth: Wait whats your- *notices where Tara's taking him* Oh. :smirk: *** Several Hours Later*** Naz'roth: *sitting down in one of the chairs, and looking exhausted* phew. that took longer than i expected. Tara: *tired smile, and collapses on the table* But at least we got all the books in the library sorted. Naz'roth: Not to mention got rid of a few dust demons. Tara: its so much easier when they can't see us. OOC: With Sithis it isnt a complete Time Stop, it is merely moving so slowly for him that it appears to be stopped, so the other characters will expirence time at a normal rate. while Sithis will experience perhaps a day for every hour of normal time. Naz'roth and Tara can't be seen at all, nor will anyone notice any notes or messages they leave or notice them at all no matter what they do. Feal'thas on the other hand appears to be experiencing everything as normal. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-29-07, 08:19 AM | 13: Well now, trapped in time. Time to open up some good stuff. Bunny: Isn't he moving so fast that he could dodge or destroy anything you trow at him, not to mention that if you tried a non-touching annoyance it wouldn't move fast enough for him to notice? 13: I should rephrase that: Well now, trapped in time. Time to kick back and watch him squirm. ******* Sithis: I guess while I'm stuck here I'll get myself a cup of coff…………:mymy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| rampant06-29-07, 11:20 AM | Tirmek - Listen Xiath I'm really busy, this is a somewhat dangerous, and highly spoony mission, I don't think Mother wants you exposed to these levels of stupidity. Xiath - TIRMEK Sarah - Hey cinnakitty, get the sprat home yet? I want to "have some fun". Tirmek - You are sticking to me like glue Xiath - :D |
| Charles Phipps06-29-07, 04:50 PM | Lilly: Hey, has anyone noticed dark wishes are being granted? Tirmek: What? Lilly: The Savant part of my Idiot nature kicked in. Let me try. *Cups his hands together* Lilly: I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish.... Elina: EEEEEp! *Elina walks out, having been turned into a Racoon girl* Lilly: SCORE! |
| rampant06-29-07, 05:03 PM | Tirmek - Let me try! Lily - mommy all 13 (yes even the missing/destroyed ones) of eberrons moons begin to glow and each one pours down a lance of planar energy through Lily Lily - ow Tirmek - HOW DID HE SURVIVE! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-29-07, 05:16 PM | Tirmek - HOW DID HE SURVIVE! 13 can be seen in the booth sitting next to a large bag of popcorn. Bunny's voice (from inside the bag): Are you sure corn causes children to go killer psycho? I'm not picking anything up. 13: :devil: Keep looking. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-29-07, 05:27 PM | all 13 (yes even the missing/destroyed ones) of eberrons moons begin to glow and each one pours down a lance of planar energy through Lily OOC: We guess this never officially got stated, but 13 is supposed to be Eberron's 13th moon, non-existant or not. No matter. |
| rampant06-29-07, 05:53 PM | Teiza - Grrrr this is so much less fun over the network. Momo - How did you make the p-mail growl? Scias - Record function, gets rid of the natty computer voice aswell. Its also got a neat scan system, it can extrapolate a simmed voice based off a few yips and barks. Teiza - Ok what do you guys think of this design for the flame series See each higher form is the lower teir with another layer. The screens each display a series of what looks like bracelet charms, begning with a small one that resembles a candleflame, all the way up to a piece that resembles a raging firestorm. But deepp in its heart a single tounge of fire is the same shape and color as the first. Momo - Nice, makes construction easier. I can layer the stronger enhancements over the weaker version and convert all the underlayers to core to keep the energy flow set properly. It'll save us a bundle if we can repurpose lower level units. Scias - Plus allow for combinant versions. Teiza - Bingo. ------------------------ Naz'roth - The little blighters are at it again. Tara - Really? what now? Naz'roth - a new series of augment crystals that seem to be more versatile, powerful, and efficient than the traditional models. In addition they're setting up the infrastructure to mass produce and ship them. Tara - Impressive. |
| Charles Phipps06-29-07, 09:28 PM | Lilly: So sexxxy. Elina: I feel very odd. Do I have circles under my eyes? Tirmek: Over them too. Sarah: You look like you're going to rob a bank. *Elina swooshes her tail* Lilly: *drool* Tirmek: Do you feel any different? Elina: I feel like rifling through people's garbage. Lilly: Mmmmmmmmm. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-29-07, 09:31 PM | Silver: Raccoongirl. Never thought of it before. Not so sure it works without the fur. |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-29-07, 09:54 PM | Elina: :mad: Lilly: :drool: Tirmek: :devil: You're in for it now. Elina: :mad: All you had to do was ask. Tirmek: ... Lilly: I just wanted to see if there'd be some horrible backla- A slight flare illuminates Elina's remaining seal, set just above her belly button. As with the others, one end seems to ignite and burn it away, tracing it's intricate pattern from end to beginning. Elina: YES! Sarah: ...or no. Sarah's seal remains intact. Tirmek: I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen... Lilly: I don't see how that's a bad th- :mymy: Elina: What? Sarah: Uh...sis? *points at her legs* Looking down, Elina sees her body degrading into shadowmatter, running down her legs and pooling on the deck. Elina: Oh sh- Her entire body suddenly liquifies, the splash echoing in the stunned silence that took the other three. Sarah rushed over as Tirmek prepared to gut Lilly, the scene only diffused when Elina reformed. Sarah: :weep: Elina! :weep: When Sarah tried to tackle-hug her, she passed right through as Elina fell apart again. It took less time for her to reform this time, but she was obviously having trouble. Tirmek: What happened? Elina: *struggling* I've...lost any base. I stop concentrating on this form...and I lose it. Tirmek: *glares at Lilly* Elina: It's not him. Lilly: It's not? Elina: If what Lilly says is true, that dark wishes are being granted, this is...was...my wish. I've wanted to be free of this last restriction on my power for years, but...as you can see, it hasn't turned out exactly as well as I hoped. |
| rampant06-29-07, 10:12 PM | Tirmek - Hmmm focus on your arm, it should rememer you. Elina - Right! The resonance imprint! Tirmek - That and the security systems I had installed. Elina - Youwere actually paranoid to believe this could happen? Tirmek - Not this specifically, but both your arm, and Sarah's gauntlets have a strong resonant imprint. I figure someone might try to take advantage of your unique biologies and use them against you. Sarah - In other words you're paranoid. Tirmek - As for you. STAY SEALED! We need that air orb, and I'm not going into this cliffside dungeon with both our best fighters regulated to suppport. Elina - WHAT! Tirmek - Sarah takes point, things are getting harry, so just maul anything that draws fang, blade, or spell against us. Lily you go in after her to.... well quite frankly I still don't know what good you are in this party. Just try to keep up with Sarah. Ellina, you and I take up the rear. If Sarah runs into anything that she can't kill or figure out on her own in about 2 seconds we bum rush it. |
| Charles Phipps06-29-07, 10:59 PM | Lilly: Tirmek, stop being an idiot. Tirmek: What? Lilly: Seriously, it's getting annoying. Sarah is a Berserker and a savage fighter but she has no stratedgy. Elina is a good support role pursuer but she's in no condition to currently deal with a quest of this magnitude. We need to get her back to Terra immediately. Tirmek: No, back to the you calling me an idiot bit. Lilly: Tirmek, I'm the best fighter here and your constant need to belittle that because you despise me makes you a poor leader and a strategist. I don't like you any more than you like me but I've put that behind me for the sake of Elina. Now either you can or learn to express it when the world's fate is not at stake. Elina: Lilly.... Lilly: Besides, I really want to see you as a Racoon girl again! WHO WAS THAT MASKED GIRL! |
| Paulon06-29-07, 11:13 PM | OOPaulon: Did Lily have a second wish, for genuine wisdom? Or did he just roll a natural 20 for the second time ever? |
| Charles Phipps06-29-07, 11:35 PM | OOC: After much struggles, class changes, and his pearl of wisdom. Lilly now has a 10 wisdom. Unfortunately, this seems now balanced between incredible moments of insight and gross stupidity as opposed to a balance between them. ;-) |
| Paulon06-29-07, 11:52 PM | OOPaulon: *decides not to stop expecting Lily to take on a mindflayer using headbutts, pimp-slaps, and wedgies* |
| rampant06-30-07, 12:12 AM | Tirmek - Seriously Lily you are the worst fighter. You lack either the training or inclination to use your power to its fullest extent. But I will admit it might be a bad idea to try to keep Elina fighting in her condition. You and Buttercup will take Elina, and Sarah home. Sarah - WHAT! Tirmek - We can't be alone together. We still need the air orb. Take Xiath home before mother goes volcanic. Lily - No way are you going in there alone! Tirmek - Fine! You come with Me. Xiath you take Buttercup's reigns and get him back home ok sis. Xiath - *salute* Tirmek - Elina you ride back with her. Just focus on maintaining cohesion and staying on. Sarah I want you flying interference for them got it! Sarah - grumble Tirmek - Sorry, but our sisters need a combat ready escort, and your the best ace we got. ------------------------------------- Dungeon entrance Tirmek - Ok Lily You take Point. Lily - I thought i was useless mr high and mighty. Tirmek - No you make an excellent meatsheild, you're just a poor warrior. I have the better senses plus a couple detection powers ready. I take the rear. |
| urial angel of death06-30-07, 12:38 AM | OOC: something (http://static.flickr.com/64/159062905_a103253608_o.jpg)I had to share |
| Charles Phipps06-30-07, 01:08 AM | Lilly: Actually, I know exactly how to use my power to its fullest extent. Tirmek: I know how powerful a wizard you are and all you end up doing is slashing with your blade. Lilly: That's out of inclination rather than an inability to use more. A fireball, let alone a dragonslave is an indiscriminate weapon. A blade is always perfectly cutting and used to maximized performance against a single foe. In most close combat conditions, a blow from an enemy will also disrupt a spell. Tirmek: Hence why you should be in a support position. Lilly: That logic only works with enemies who don't have ranged attacks. Most of our foes are demigods or have extensively long tendrils which render that kind of thinking to be spurious. Tirmek: I judge you by experience Lilly. Lilly: What experience? I've never lost a single battle in my life. Tirmek: Try THIS ONE! *stabs Lilly in the eye* Lilly: How old are you in Rakashasa years? 12? |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-30-07, 01:37 AM | OOC: :cloud9: Awwwwwww.... IC: Peering into the inner sanctum, Nina could see a man dressed in the traditional garb of the order dedicated to The Crawling Chaos standing before the large relief painted on the wall. Nina: (i.h.h.) Grandpa...do you even know what is done in your name anymore? Beginning in a far corner and winding its way around and upwards, the relief was a visual record of Terra's life. Her escape from the Plane of Shadow, her life in the Reaches, her time with the Hags, meeting Volrath and the others, her rise through the Underground, and on to her time on the FF. After it reached her marriage and travels, it reached the ceiling, opening into a grand painting of her goddess form, wings spread and arms crossed, Lisa nestled between them. Her true Shadow Dragon form curled about the image, while at the edges, like falling stars, paintings of her children lay. It always embarassed Nina to see herself immortalized like this, even if she knew how few people would actually recognize her. On the floor was another image of Terra. This one not in her glory, but in despair, her eyes closed and a single tear painted on the cheek of one in resigned anguish. Chains wrapped about her as demons wreathed in black fire could be partially seen behind her. Nina: (i.h.h.) Don't worry, Mom. I haven't forgotten that day, and I'm not gonna let this happen before its time. As the priest began chanting the typical praises to his lord, Nina wondered if he actually recognized the pointlessness of praying to someone trying to destroy the world with you in it. The runes engraved about the chamber lit up slightly, most of them concentrated on the back wall. While the true "seal" wasn't even on this plane of existence, it was closely associated with this spot. Breaking it wasn't a concern, but what he might do with that channeled power was. Nina: *reading his gestures* (i.h.h) Oh, Mom NO! He's trying to open a portal to Xoriat! Deis: :rolleyes: He can't. It doesn't matter how hard he tries or how much power he can get. Nina: I know that! *rumbling starts* If he doesn't stop, the continents will shift violently! It'll be Aerenal all over again! Deis: Funny how things get lost in translation, isn't it? I wonder where they got the name Atlantis... As Nina prepared to take him down, she spotted the thing that had burst from Smig running towards the priest. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I-mdoClMVA |
| rampant06-30-07, 02:08 AM | Tirmek - Closer to 11 why? ----------------------------------- In the dungeon. Tirmek - You I'm making a list of every lame stupid mistake you make. Micheal - Is he always like this. Lily - No, this is him in a good mood. Well as good a mood as he's ever in without Sarah around to chill him out. But you have to admit your Dark warriors aren't the most impressive group. Micheal - Why not we have .... Scary People. Tirmek - You're pirate is incompetent, your swordsman is unarmed, your scoundrel type is an emo, and you're you. Micheal - Yeah ok we suck. |
| rampant06-30-07, 03:14 AM | Lily - Was it completely necessary to do that? Tirmek - Probably not, but this way was quicker. Lily - Geeze, I mean dad's a right bloody arse sometimes, but even henever uses that! Where did you get those recordings anyway? Tirmek - Apparently the karnnathi government keeps a few on file for torturing undead since the thousand cuts only goes so far against vampires. Lily - eewwwwww ------------------------------------ Micheal - MUST BLEACH EARS! ------------------------------------ Lily - You call me a genocidal freak, but there you are with a recording of Young Devon singing showtunes. Tirmek - Can you honestly tell me you knew a better way? Lily - Yeah shoving white hot pokers down their throaghts would have been nicer. Tirmek - True, but this way they can just drink themselves to oblivion, wake up with pounding headaches, and forget this ever happened. ------------------------------- Micheal - Sweet divine booze! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-30-07, 08:42 AM | Micheal - Sweet divine booze! Silver: Thus there is a mundane counter to 13. 13: Then I developed the hangover. :D OOcat: It's not actually pointless to pray to someone who wants to destroy you if you don't care about your own existence. Bunny: Ruining the mood. |
| rampant06-30-07, 12:08 PM | Daleks - RUN-FOR-YOUR-HATE-FILLED-LIVES! WHO-GAVE-THAT-HELLSPAWN-A-WEAPON! Xiath - eeeeehehehehehe *waves pactice scimitar* Feal'thas - They grow up so fast *sniff* ----------------------------------------------- Lily - (sporting more crossbow bolts than half-humanly possible) Ok i don't mind being the meatsheild. But I am not a tower sheild! Put me down! Tirmek - Why this way you get a high ground bonus against medium and smaller foes. Lily - Oh |
| Kaizer_Ryu06-30-07, 08:53 PM | Terra: I have good news and bad news. Elina: Good news first, please. Terra: It's not the unsealing itself that caused this. Just the manner in which it happened. Sarah: Oh, good. Terra: Since you're intertwined, neither should have unbound without the other. I think that, when this happened, it destablized your powers. Elina: Can you, you know, reverse it? Replace the seal? I can't believe I'm saying this... Terra: I tried. Whatever caused this is powerful enough to disrupt the binding. You're strong enough to make it difficult to perform in the first place, and this added layer pretty much subverts my efforts. Elina: So what do I do? Terra: Learn really fast. But I want to see something first. Try manifesting your blades. A flash, followed shortly by a small explosion, made it quite clear it wasn't going to happen. Terra: That's what I was afraid of. You've lost your center, so now your skills have become unmanageable for you. Try your wings. The pool of shadowmatter that resulted demonstrated this as an impossibility as well. Terra: ...it was worth a shot, at least. Ok, Elina, you and I are going for a bit of intensive training. If nothing else, we need to get you able to function. With any luck, once whatever's causing this subsides, moves on, or whatever, the seal will either reform or I can reinstate it. Sarah? Sarah: :D Hai~! Terra: You can go back to help Tirmek and Lilly. Just remember not to be alone with Tirmek right now. Don't let your first time be by something else's will. Sarah: :embarrass Right, Mom. *Terra warps her back to the cave* Terra: *opens a portal* Shall we? Elina: Hai... |
| urial angel of death06-30-07, 09:06 PM | Nalfien was awkened for his stupor by something. It was something he knew was important, but he had too many memories to feel through that the fireball had awakened; what it was it could wait. As Nalfien tried to get back into his memories the thing popped up again. It was reasserting itself with renewed vigor. It seemed to think very highly of itself... whatever it was. This time however the thing was reinforced by his own lowwer brain. Brain: If you don't wake up and listen you are going to die! Nalfien: How many times do I have to explain this to you? I can't die! Brain: The starspawn begs to differ. Nalfien: Huh? Now completely awake and unable to do anything about it Nalfien now knew what the thing was; it was that annoying scientist fellow Terrek. Terrek: *Outside of the jeep and running away.* Nalfien move! Finally acessing his situation Nalfien realized that the escaped starspawn was now heading in his direction; in fact it was right over him. Nalfien: Well ****! In an instant all Nalfien could see was a mass of tentacles. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw06-30-07, 09:09 PM | Terra: ……Don't let your first time be by something else's will. Silver: :bored: Terra: You don't really count. |
| rampant06-30-07, 10:45 PM | Nalfein - goyieeeee! Nalfein whimppers as the starspawn yanks his unerwear over his head. |
| rampant06-30-07, 11:38 PM | Teiza - Sweet! Lets get started. Elina - Gah! how did you get in here?! Terra - :rolleyes: Teiza - :D ------------------------ Sarah - He-ey kitty! Tirmek - Sarah! How'd you get back so quick? If you left our sisters on their own I'm revoking snuggle rights! Sarah - Cool your jets *nuzzle* Tirmek - Ok ..oh... *prrrrrrrrr* Lily - Excuse me getting eaten here. Tirmek - Oh right. Sarah - RROAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR DireDisplacer packlord barbarian2/rogue3 - meep |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-01-07, 12:42 AM | The Dramatic Hamster leaped at the priest, morphing as it gathered more of the energy present in the room. It was only about chimp-size when it landed on his back, but fangs pierce no matter the size. The creature continued to grow as it tore at the priest's flesh, but the dying man kept just enough presense of mind to change his spell from an opening to a summoning. The creature devouring the priest quickly morphed into a fully grown Starspawn, but the runes on the walls flared brilliantly. In a wave of profane energy, a Hunting Horror appeared. The twisted form of a serpentine dragon immediately went for the Starspawn, cracking the walls as they slammed against them. Nina: Holy Word The Starspawn froze in its tracks, the Hunting Horror confused for a moment until it looked near the door. Hunting Horror: Well, well... It seems we have a visitor. I'll be with you shortly, my dear. I must deal with this first, as per the conditions of my summoning. Nina: :mad: You will deal with me NOW. I intended to slay one of you outright, but that will have to wait. You have profaned this place, and I will not let it continue! Inflict Critical Wounds The spell took off a good chunk of the Starspawn's tentacles, but missed the Hunting Horror as it used the same spawn for cover. The Starspawn's back ripped open as the serpent took a more direct route to his new opponent. Nina felt as if someone had just stuck a blender in her brain as the abberation did what it did best. Destroy the mind. Unfortunately for it, this wasn't her first time experiencing such tricks. As it opened its mouth for the coup de grace, a searing beam of holy energy pierced the roof of its mouth, exploding out the back of its head. The assault had left her reeling, but she would recover in time. However, she still had one more creature to eliminate. She shook her head, trying to clear her thoughts. Deis: MOVE! Instinctively, Nina took off, noticing through the haze the mass of tentacles crashing into the wall behind where she once stood. The Starspawn was free. Starspawn: My, my, you're a pretty one. I wonder if I should just kill you or have some fun first? :devil: Deis directed her movements while she recovered, but it was only a matter of time, really. It seemed an eternity passed between the moment she felt the tentacle slither around her leg and the moment she hit the floor. The impact brought her back to her senses, but the concussion didn't help much as she coughed up blood. Starspawn: You damaged me and stole my kill. You will pay in pain and despair. Nina felt the creature's rot trying to engulf her leg, but what remained of her natural healing had so far managed to hold it off. She muttered a few words and severed the tentacle binding her, taking off again before the next group came. Nina: (i.h.h.) This space is too confined. I have to get to the hall... Weaving between the tentacles, Nina made for the door. She didn't even make it half way before the Starspawn pinned her to the ceiling, binding her arms. It glanced at her, then at something on the ceiling, then back at her. She heard a gutteral laugh and realized she was near her own portrait. Starspawn: And here I thought her children would be tougher. The numbers killed during the sealing were enough to stave us off for the next 8,000 years... Nina writhed in agony as the rot fought against her regeneration, trying in vain to free herself. Starspawn: ...but it seems reports were greatly exaggerated. I suppose I will have fun with you after all. :evillaugh Nina didn't wait to find out what twisted definition of "fun" this monstrosity ascribed too. She pressed her palm against the symbol she had scratched into the ceiling. Nina: Symbol of Death The tentacles holding her and quite a few of the surrounding ones disintegrated. Free, Nina took off, looping around the abberation as it screamed. Furious at this humiliation, the Starspawn lashed out, smashing her against the wall and skewering her with over a dozen tentacles. Overwhelmed and bleeding profusely, Nina dipped into her connection with Deis, calling forth the destructive urges that lay untapped for centuries. Nina: Meteor Swarm The meteor's struck the Starspawn full force, taking out its head and large portions of it's already mutilated body. As it crashed to the ground, Nina tried to teleport out of the way, hoping to find Izzy or at least a friendly face. The runes on the wall she had been impaled on glowed once more as the spell activated, causing her to fall through the portal that opened up behind her. ----- Nina landed hard on what appeared to be a grassy plain. The smell of blood and death were everywhere as she removed what remained of the tentacles that had burrowed into her flesh. She could see signs of battle off in the distance, and what appeared to be a command post tent nearby. She stood and began limping toward it, hoping to find friendlies, finally passing out as she heard voices nearing. |
| Charles Phipps07-01-07, 12:55 AM | awwww, Nina is such a cute little Cthulhu Investigator. |
| Charles Phipps07-01-07, 01:46 AM | Hey guys, I thought I'd share some of why I've been absent. I've been working on my White Wolf campaign and it's been quite hectic. However, one of the fun things about it is its so damn creepy. Given I recently wrote up a bunch of scenes from the character's past to insert in future games plus compiled all the ones I've already done. Since it's similiar to a 101 list, I'd thought I'd post it here. Warning, none of these are really very funny. In fact, they're supposed to be scary as hell. [FYI- Trent Carlyle is my Wraith in the NWoD character and I've decided to give the character the flaw of "Recurring Flashbacks" and "Nightmares" that represent the 'Is he or isn't he' dictonomy of the fact that he was either Schizophrenic in life, Possessed of the Sight, or Both. As he remembers his hometown, it might have passed for Castle Rock or Dunwich for the weird going on. Suffice to say, the implications I'm running are the character should have memories of horrible World of Darkness like events and sights that may have or might have never occurred. For information about the character himself; he was a corporate lawyer living a normal upper middle class life with 2.5 kids as everyone else observed.] 1. The character one day walked out from his house, took a deep breath, and stared into the sky. There, he saw the clouds were entirely made of ashes as they rained down upon the people of the town that were unaware of the storming death about them. 2. Carlyle's child Alyssa was born a healthy, beautiful, enchanting baby girl. However, she had a twin in the womb that the Doctors assume was simply swallowed up, though the other child had been seen pretty recently. Carlyle remembers walking in though when the Doctors had their backs turned....and saw something slithering away. 3. Carlyle took a long drink of King's beer once and spat it out to only see that it was blood. In fact, every bottle of King's Beer had blood in it. To this day, he sees the Blood and everyone else drinks it without anyone guessing. 4. Carlyle was once sick in bed the entire week with pnemonia. Then, his wife recieved lots of calls praising Carlyle at work for all he'd done and sealing more deals in that week than he'd done the rest of the year. Impressed, she went to get groceries to celebrate with a home cooked meal. While she was gone, Carlyle's double visited him to wish him well. 5. As a child, Carlyle would routinely play in the basement with all the old toys that were down there. Actors' costumes, funhouse mirrors, creepy masks, rocking chairs, and old books of Alice in Wonderland or the Time Machine.....it wasn't until he was ten years old he learned that they didn't have a basement. 6. Carlyle once walked down the streets of his hometown and met a man whom was a charred corpse at the bus stop. The man asked for a light and Carlyle gave it to him as the smoke billowed out between the holes o his ribs. Only later, on the bus, did it strike the man that this was rather strange. 7. Like most children, Carlyle believed in the monster under the bed. The insistance of his father never persuaded him that it wasn't real. Praying dearly, he left sandwiches under the bed every night and kept a flashlight in his bed. When they moved away at seven, Carlyle breathed a sigh of relief. The next week, the new family living their had their child disappear without a trace. 8. Carlyle's father worked at a funeral parlor and always made sure that he left two quarters on the eyes of every person in the coffin. One day, Carlyle took these quarters to buy a soda. The Soda screamed when he opened it and he promptly put the coins back. 9. Carlyle was taken to a psychologist when he was thirteen years old. He immediately began behaving better in school, never mentioned his strange fancies, and always looked to be taking his medication. After all, his parents couldn't see the zipper on the back of the man's head but he could. 10. Carlyle always refused to eat the cafeteria meatloaf. You know why. You just refuse to acknowledge it because you've it eaten it before. 11. Carlyle converted to Presbyterianism as soon as he was an adult. When asked why he'd abandoned his Catholicism. The man said "I can't stand the test of flesh and blood anymore." 12. There was always a Door in the Closet that Carlyle could see that no one else could. He never worked up the courage to open it though.....the always audible breathing behind it scared him too much. 13. At night as a boy; Carlyle dreamed he was taken on a fantastic silver boat that travelled along a glorious shimmering river where they saw a land of giants, great glorious fields, witches, and titans. Carlyle's boatman said his name was Sha-ron. 14. To this day, Carlyle refuses to have leather furniture. The animals keep trying to talk to him. 15. He's not terribly fond of his wife's fur coat either. 16. While visiting a Carnival as a boy, he met a vampire. The vampire told him he was going to kill him and drink his blood. Carlyle asked if he could go if he helped the vampire find his reflection. The vampire was amused and showed that he had no reflection. That was when the vampire's mirror image reached out and dragged him into the mirror, never to be seen again. 17. Carlyle once made a wish after making a stone skip three times. His math teacher choked on a sandwich and died. ...Carlyle doesn't skip stones anymore. 18. Once in college, Carlyle was considering being a math professor. He asked one of his professor's to correct a geometry model that he'd written. The professor slit his wrists that night and Carlyle switched to law. 19. Carlyle once stopped at a country church, attended the service, and left a twenty in the offering before heading out. Only later did he think about the fact that all of the patrons were dead. 20. Carlyle once decided to write a horror novel. He never submitted it to a publisher. Mostly, because he'd always get one chapter half-done before going to bed and awoke to find it completed. 21. Trent Carlyle once bought a coat from a second hand store. He always found that he had an extra $20 in his left pocket every night. It was a little blood stained and it felt like there was always the feel of a severed finger in the pocket but one should never look a present too closely. 22. Trent once pried open the always locked closet under the stairs and looked inside, there he found a family of pale skinned naked beings with huge eyes and giant mouths. He decided that he shouldn't invade their privacy. 23. His eldest son once came home with a rotting corpse on a date, Carlyle couldn't point it out to him during his fawning over her. His wife loved her as well. Thankfully, she transferred to another school soon after. 24. Carlyle's mother gave his wife his grandmother's wedding ring in order to celebrate their wedding. Unfortunately, it was lost by the young man and he bought another. He didn't want to tell his wife that it was because he saw his grandmother's screaming soul banging against the edge of the diamond. 25. Carlyle had a cat when he grew up. A beautiful black kitty with a wonderful coat of fur and pretty golden eyes. And at night, the cat would whisper the secrets of Hell into his ear. 26. Carlyle always made snow men growing up. When the winter thawed, he did his best to stay indoors though. It was never pleasant to hear the snowmen scream as they melted. 27. While visiting the beach, Carlyle threw a message in a bottle into the ocean. The next morning, he found his bottle again. Inside it was writing on a patch of leather in red-copper pictographs. 28. Trent once checked on his daughter's fingerpaintings. There she found many corpses and horrible stick figures in various poses of death. "Honey, why are you drawing this?" "The teacher asked us to draw our family." 29. While in college, Trent went spelunking down in some local caves. There he found himself surrounded by hairless dogs with skulls that resembled humans. They asked him why they should not eat him and his soul. Trent offered his hand to them to smell as one of their own. They took a whiff of him then all bowed before returning to the darkness. 30. One morning, Trent awoke a half hour early. When he got to the bedroom mirror, he noticed his reflection was still asleep. 31. Trent lived in a neighborhood where there was a man who abused his wife terribly. She slept with her high school boyfriend behind his back. Then, the boyfriend ended up dead in a knife fight with an unknown attacker. A week later, the husband disappeared. Only Trent noticed that the grave of the boyfriend's soil had been disturbed. 32. There was once a flood in Trent's hometown and that day, he was asked by his wife to check the basement. There was a rattling of pipes. Opening up the basement doors, he turned on the lights to see thousands of rats had chewed through the stone and moved by the hundreds across the ground in an ever growing horde. 33. Trent always kept a box of dog treats underneath the kitchen sink. His wife never understood why this was the case since the neighbors had lost their dog and they never had one. Carlyle wanted to make sure the creature with the burning flames for eyes and breath of death that was visiting his daughter's crib at night didn't feel unwelcome. 34. One day, while working in the garden, a crow said he would share a secret with Carlyle if he gave him an eye. Carlyle asked if the secret was worth an eye. The Crow said yes. Carlyle asked if he could give the eye later. The Crow said this was fine. Carlyle said that he'd like to hear the secret then. The Crow told him that his daughter's teacher was a man whom enjoyed the touch of little girls. Carlyle gave the crow two eyes for his trouble when the man 'left town' that day. 35. The next week, Carlyle had the teacher show up at his law firm wearing the glasses of a blind man. Carlyle proceeded to strangle the man with his belt and dump the corpse in his closet. 36. The week after that, Carlyle saw the man show up at his back door wearing a scarf. Trent stabbed him in the heart with a kitchen knife and proceeded to bury him in the backyard. 37. The week after next, Carlyle saw the figure wearing bandages as he came to his daughter's school. Trent, exasperated, asked him what he wanted. The figure said he couldn't find his way out of the city. Carlyle carved him a pair of eyes and painted them before handing them over. He never saw the figure again. 38. While in college, Trent was promiscuous. One night, he took home a beautiful red head that had never looked at him twice before. They made passionate love before he fell asleep. Trent awoke to find his lover gone the next morning and only a stitched together human skin on the ground. 39. Carlyle never eats at O'Tooleys. It only took one trip there to see that all of the food was made of maggots and mold. ....which wouldn't have been so bad if not for the fact that his shake had a face in it. 40. Trent never liked taking medicine. One day, he tested it by putting his pills in a glass of water before pouring it on the rose bushes. The Roses bloomed to reveal faces contorted in agony. 41. While attending a Carnival, he saw a woman in half. Going back backstage to congradulate the performer, he blinked to see the woman smoking a cigarette from beside her legs. 42. While tuning the radio once, Carlyle heard the last dying shrieks of a woman's murder. 43. Trent, while taking out the garbage began to notice that all of his daughter's lunches were being thrown away without being eaten. Asking her what she'd been eating instead, she opened a paper sack to reveal it filled with cockroaches. 44. Trent's son asked him what the truth was about the occasional horrible things he saw in the corner of his eye or his dreams. Trent, wanting to be honest, told his son. ....his son then slit his wrists. 45. Trent once had surgery on his kidneys, his anesthesia wore off during it and he awoke during surgery..... To find the walls covered in grime and each of his surgeons covered in blood with parts of their bodies rotting off of them. 46. Carlyle always noticed that there was a book case that no one else seemed to notice in the library. A book case filled with black covered, ashen, slightly charred books that smelled of brimstone. Trying to point it out to adults never seemed to work. Carlyle took a few home one day and read them all night. It caused him to spend the rest of the week at the eye Doctor because his eyes bled from what he read. 47. His father's funeral parlor was a place that Carlyle didn't like to visit at night. His father was a great believer in modern metal coffins and always sold them. It was strange how his father could ignore the sound of men beating against the interior of the locked tombs. 48. Carlyle's daughter has never been terribly fond of her dead ever since he shattered her a porcelin doll that had been a gift from her grandmother. Carlyle was hard pressed to explain to his child that the doll the little thing had a knife above his sleeping child's throat.... 49. While Carlyle travelled on a plane, a terrible blackish beast tore up the engines with it's claws. Carlyle pulled a blackish whistle from his jacket and blew it. ....and the creature was taken away by the claws of a terrible demonic bird. 50. One day, Trent and his family went to a faith healer in town. Noone else seemed disturbed that the man had no eyes, and noone seemed to care when the ones that he healed came away without eyes either. He respectfully declined when the healer offered to tke care of his cold. When he saw the faith healer the next day before he left town, he thought it was odd that he had eyes this time, and that they had several different colours mashed together. 51. When he was a boy, he sank his remote control boat in a lake in the park. When he came home, his mother was crying, because the news was showing a story of a cruise ship sinking, which his uncle was apparently on. His parents didn't understand his look of horror when they got him a train set for Christmas Or the same look of horror every year when he got a Christmas card from his uncle. It always smelt a little of saltwater. 52. When he first moved into his house, he figured they needed to fix the old pipes, as they made an awful lot of noise when they left the taps running for too long, and Trent would swear that it almost sounded like a woman singing mournfully. When he raised the issue with his wife, it turned out that the pipes where new, changed just before they bought the house. 53. For a while, someone kept leaving bits of dead animals in his mailbox. When a human hand showed up, he figured it was time to get a lock for his mailbox. 54. Once he killed a cockroach in his kitchen. The next day, the doorbell rang and it ws a man with writhing skin. He said to Trent 'Repent for your sins, and you may find a plce with the lord in heaven!" Carlyle said he was already happy with his religion, and thanked him and sent him on his way. He then got the bugspray and killed the cockroches that had climbed out of the man's mouth when he spoke. 55. Every time he drives past the graveyard on the way to work, the graves seem to move. The only one that seemed to stay still was the one with the angel with broken wings on it. When he went to see who the grave belonged to, he found the stone was marked with no name, only the words "feed me". 56. Ocassionally, Trent would put a hand in his pocket, and pull out a piece of paper with strange symbols written in maroon ink all over it. He has had to start flushing them down the toilet, because every bin he puts them in seems to disappear 24 hours later. The council has put out ads for more sewer workers, as a few seem to have disappered off the face of the earth recently. 57. Carlyle was working at his law office when a woman pulled a gun on him and escorted him to the local cemetary. There, she demanded he prepare her marriage certificate to a corpse. Carlyle complied and the woman took her own life. ....he sees the happy couple every time he passes the cemetary chapel. 58. In Manhatten, Trent went to the law firm to apply for a position with the firm. Meeting the head of the partenrs, he saw that he was a gigantic goat headed beast whom wore a business suit over his cloven hooved body. The man smelled of Brimstone and vast amounts of gold and riches were spread around his office. Trent was hired on the spot. 59. Carlyle was once called to settle a custody battle between two parents. The mother had no job, education, or prospects. The father lived under the stairs, had no distinct form, and wailed unholy blasphemies as he fed upon the beasts of the Earth. Carlyle ultimately chose the father as the superior caregiver. 60. Once, while passing an ATM machine, he heard the sounds of bones crunching inside. Getting $200 dollars from it, he saw each of the twenties bore the face of a man contoring in agony until he was nothing but a skeleton. 61. Trent Carlyle once recieved a mirror from his aunt. Inside was a beautiful woman whom had been trapped inside and begged for him to take the life of another to set her free. Deciding to aid her, he killed a robber that he found with the aid of some local spirits. ....he returned to find his daughter talking to the handsome looking face of the robber on the mirror, begging for her to take the life of another to set him free. 62. Carlyle once had the meeting with the Chairman of the Board of his company. During lunchtime, a meal was brought out between them. Opening the plater, it was revealed that they were to eat human brains. Carlyle explained that he was a vegetarian. 63. Trent once had a cat follow him home. The next day there were two cats. The day after that, there were four. The fourth day had eight and doubling each thereafter. At the end of the month, his daughter's pet cat gave birth to kittens and they sang a song that filled the block with its mournful cries....and disappeared the next day. 64. One night, Carlyle woke up in his bed....and found the entire place had been webbed up with a titanic spider looming over both he and his wife. Taking the Bible from the desk, he struck it in the face and drove it off. The next morning, his wife's visiting cousin showed up at breakfast with a bruise on her face. 65. Showering at the company locker room, Trent was assaulted from behind and throttled before he managed to gouge his attacker in the eye and grab a shoe to start striking his opponent in the face. After ten minutes, the bloody mess of the assailant's face was scattered across the floor. .....His shadow never attacked him again. 66. While playing catch with his father, Death showed up to watch the game. A little unnerved, Carlyle asked her to join in and she did so. They later shared a picnic of soy hamburgers, potato chips, and soda. At the end, Death bid them farewell and walked over to the house next store where Trent's neighbors were found dead of smoke inhalation the next day. 67. While dreaming, Trent once walked the Road That Was Never Meant to Be Travelled. Upon there, he came to the Great Abyss that contained the chained form of the horrible things That Were Not To Be. When he found his way back, his mother asked why he'd done such a terribly stupid thing. Trent responded "I wished to look upon the face of my birth father." 68. While working on some contracts for his company, the Firm's head came to him and told him that it was time for him to be taken to the Horrid Hell that awaited all faithful servants. Going over his contract, Trent then found a clause and pointed it out to his firm's head. In a moment, that man screamed in horror as his eyes shrivelled in the back of his head before he toppled to the ground. The Firm would have to wait. 69. Trent's grandmother was a very wealthy woman and upon her death, she left him her house. Spending the night there, his wife insisted that they have the house treated for vermin before they sold it. Asking her why she thought that, Jill informed him she'd heard rats squeaking all night long. Pulling back a floor board to reveal the human faced rats beneath, Trent gave them a day to evict or else. 70. The next day, he told the house to a gentleman in a long coat and hat with a scarf around his neck. They paid in a chest filled with wedding bands, watches, earrings, and the stink of the grave. 71. Trent's sister was forced to be institutionalized because of the stillbirth of her baby. Deciding to visit her in the asylum, he watched her lovingly cradle a ball of rags. Pitying his poor sister, he watched her bare her breast to the nothingness before him even as a pair of tiny indentures appeared around it.....and something began to suck. 72. Trent was contacted by a man whom wished to sue a local boy for getting his teenage daughter pregnant. The boy insisted the child was not his. Trent suggested they wait until the child was born to do a blood test. When the child was born....there was no sign of him but an empty womb and green fluid. 73. Trent once swatted a fly. "OGH GOD NAAARGhhhhhh....." 74. Trent once used one of his mother's 'special' candles to light a Jack-O-Lantern. The thing burned with a baleful greenish blaze inside while cackling madly of its own accord. 75. Trent eventually placed the Jack-O-Lantern on the top of a scarecrow in the village fields as it stalked the monsters of the night, dragging them back to the barn to slay in a grizzly manner. 76. The Monsters breathed a sigh of relief when the pumpkin rotted away..... and then Trent planted the pumpkin's seeds to grow an entirely new crop. 77. All of them having curves almost like a face.... 78. One day, the sun didn't come up and only he noticed. The night running for the breath of the day. 79. One time, while his wife was dieting, Trent went to her refrigerator and opened a pack of yogurt. Tossing it in the sink, the yogurt churned and bubbled before slithering down the drain. 80. Trent was offered a contract for his soul. The Demon promised to make him a god in exchange for his eternal worship. Trent negotiated for three months....and in the shadows of the night the Demon still offers silent vigil and sacrifices to the great god Carlyle. 81. After a year in the Asylum, Trent's sister got better and married a powerful executive of his corporation. She developed a strong taste for honey and gardening When last Trent saw her, she'd wrapped herself in a cocoon. 82. Trent saw a young lady at a party despite being married. He stole her away from her date and became an adulterer despite his best interests. Really, was it better to leave her with a gigantic mosquito man? 83. One time, while driving home from work, Trent hit a dog on the road. Stopping, he saw it was dead in his mirror and drove on. The next morning, he saw the side of his car had several claw marks.... 84. Trent once found a pocket watch. It was shining silver with a Star on the back of it. Unfortunately, it was impossible to open. He eventually gave it to a friend who managed to pry it open.... and was never seen again. 85. Trent walked into a restaurant once and saw everyone was a Werewolf. He suggested the family go someplace else. 86. One day, a friend came to visit him and showed him his daughter whom had recovered from a possession. The friend knew that Carlyle would understand the possession was real and the priest had driven out a true spirit. His daughter was now a well behaved and demure little girl. Carlyle was the only one who could see the priest had driven out the wrong spirit. 87. Marvin was a boy that Carlyle rarely got a long with. An avid high fantasy reader, Marvin disdained the morbid Carlyle. He was also good looking, rich, and smart. Marvin dreamed one day that he could be whisked off to a new world. One day, Carlyle noticed his friend had become even more beautiful and grand to look upon. However, Marvin's soul had been stolen away to slave in far off Arcadia. 88. David was Carlyle's room mate in college and a man that he despised. Devoting himself totally to minature collecting, Black Dog games, and dismissing hygeine. It was always problematic to watch him spend all night over his desk chewing on Doritoes. It was especially problematic when he fed them to the mouth in his stomach. 89. One day, a terrible flood had damaged the local cemetary. Thus, they dug up some of Trent's ancestors. Oddly, they found no coffins....and merely tunnels receding back into the Earth. 90. Trent Carlyle was interviewing a Malpractice suit for a Doctor that had a reputation as a miracle worker. He was able to treat the seeming inoperable but every 6th patient of his died. When asked about the seeming pattern, the Doctor simply replied "Oh it's just coincidence. Just a perfect little coincidence...." 91. Trent was having an affair with one of his company's researchers behind her husband's back. The man confronted him one day and screaming said that he'd bring terrible forces around him. He lifted a finger and began shouting in a language that sounded like a hybrid between Latin and Persian. Trent stomped on his foot.... And the man's mouth disappeared as his garbled the last syllable. 92. An executive of his corporation once asked Carlyle to exorcise a ghost for him. The ghost was his secretary that had killed herself dieting, primping, and preening to catch his attention. Now she'd murdered his new secretary with a plague of invisible roaches. Carlyle informed the ghost the executive was gay and she went on her way. 93. Carlyle crossed the three time zones during a business trip. Remembering he'd left the oven on in the house, he called back and told himself to turn it off. Stopping the fire before it began. 94. Invited to a psychological test, Carlyle was told to keep pushing a button to deliver an electrical shock to a participant on the other side of the room. He stopped after reaching uncomfortable levels despite the figure on the other side pleading for him to continue. Checking out the next room, he saw a man created from the patched together pieces of a thousand different bodies. 95. In College, Trent loved playing video games. One of his favorite was a first person shooter by Tellus. He stopped when the game said "You are an absolutely super player Trent. Would you like to learn how to kill as good as this in real life?" 96. Trent's piano was a gift from his mother. It had nothing particularly peculiar about it. Save...when you played chopsticks, someone else played it with you. 97. Carlyle once opened a fortune cookiee to find a simple but accurate fortune 'You are going to die.' 98. Trent once had a Chinese girlfriend whom was hit by a car and died. That she came back and they continued their relationship wasn't what bothered him. It was that beside her he had visions of a Hell of Flayed Corpses in chains and that she turned into a pile of snakes when he awoke. 99. While buying gumdrops from his daughter, he passed by a cigar store Indian. The Indian asked for a piece of chocolate. Carlyle was feeling generous and did so. The Indian told him then to give up smoking since it was his people's curse against the White Man. The cursed plant was still claiming countless victims as revenge. 100. Carlyle was very fond of a young woman whom seemed unusually attracted to him despite her China doll like appearance. She always wore a choker though and seemed annoyed at attempts to kiss her neck. He removed the choker one day with a pair of scissors and her head fell off. 101. Carlyle's regular mistress was a woman that he was profoundly fond of. Especially her wildness in bed. The one thing he could never quite get over was her tendency to bite and lick the fresh blood...before growling. |
| rampant07-01-07, 03:37 AM | Tirmek - Ok who or what is gaurding the air orb? Lily - No one its just floating there. Sarah - But why? Is it the orb itself? an effect cast by someone else? or a feature of the room? Tirmek - The fact that someone has apperently turned off the gravity in this area seems to indicate the latter. Lily - Big word check Sarah - He thinks its the room. Lily - Dungeon hazard? Tirmek - More like a favorable terrain feature, sort of like putting incorporeal creatures in a maze. *mind-link* (teleppathy: most likely whatever is down here thinks it can use the lack of gravity to its advantage, or there are other hazards that make use of the null-g. Spread out keep 15ft between you and the rest of the group, until we have an idea of what we're up against. I'll send in an astral construct first.) |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-01-07, 03:54 AM | OOC: Moving slightly too fast on the Air Orb there, rampant. Still a few things to take care of before everything comes together. :devil: I get right on that...tomorrow. I'm pretty sure not being able to see straight is a sign that I'm way too tired as well as that I'm nowhere near as awesome as Link on a bad day. BTW, I'm trying to fight off the urge to pick up yet another money-draining activity by finally buying WoD after reading that, Charles. :D |
| Charles Phipps07-01-07, 04:28 AM | Lilly: I know what Gravity is Tirmek Tirmek: Uh huh. Lilly: Tirmek, are you a wizard? Tirmek: No. Lilly: That means, Rakashasa or not, I comprehend more about the basic fundamental rules of the universe than you could on your best day. Tirmek: I sincerely doubt that. Lilly: If it's not true then why can't you throw fireballs. Tirmek: :confused: Lilly: In any case, if you want me to tell you about the Blinovitch Limitation Effect or the extra-planar relativity theory of dimensional transcendence found in Mordenkain's Magnificent Mansion then I'm your guy. Tirmek: Yes, but can you spot a ninja. Lilly: ALMOST HALF THE TIME NOW! Sarah: So what's your suggestion? Lilly: I say we go ask the Mysterious Old MAN! Tirmek; OH RAVANA LILLY! YOU DO THIS.... Mysterious Old Man: The Air Orb was once owned by the Cyreans. Their community will surely know how to find it. Lilly: Thanks man Tirmek: What...the...Hell... OOC: Remember folks, Lilly got Dragonslave as a BONUS spell for his INT. It's just everything else is wonky. OOCLilly: It doesn't help that you portray me as a moron in intellect at times as well. Hush you. String! OOClilly: STRING! |
| Lord Kale Fangblade07-01-07, 09:25 AM | In Gaz's room a message appeared on his wall in chalk, written in neat and tidy script common to Sithis's writing.As the message proceeds it becomes more hastily scrawled before cutting off completely " Gaz, Esabar, I need help. my Temporal magic has gotten out of control and im stuck in a faster time stream than you all. i've already been hear about three days when its about two hours for you guys. To deactivate the spell you'll need to go to my lab and sort through my research papers, you should find a spell entitled Tempor-" *** Sithis ran down the corriodor faster than he'd ever ran in his life. He'd hoped that he'd lost them earlier before writing a message to Gaz and Esabar. unfortunatly it appeared he'd been completely wrong. Normally he would of stood and faught, if it wasnt for the fact he couldnt touch the bloody things. Sithis Turned a corner. his heart hammering in his chest. and stopped. yawning before him was the Rift. A casm in the core of the Forgotten freedom caused by the crazed magic's that power it. Sithis turned, and saw them. they were merely humanoid shaped distortions, like viewing the world through water. they apporached slowly. releshing the hunt. Sithis: (ihh) What are they? some sort of Temporal Predator? if so then they were obviously locked out of the time stream for a reason. Perhaps they need to be in the same time stream as their prey to feed. Damn, that means with my nigh Immortality that im a walking twenty course buffet. Sithis put both of his hands into fists, he didnt have his sword here so he'd have to rely on his magic, and he'd used a good portion of that to effect the chalk enough to write that message. Sithis channeled his rage into his fists, causing them to be wreathed in crackling flames, he moved his right fist in a sweeping motion three fingers pointing at his target. a swirling bolt of flames exploded before the first creature, hopefully incinterating it. Sithis knew better of course. The flames cleared, and the creature had winked into existance as they cleared. Sithis: (ihh) Temporal Leaps, they've probably got some sort of precognistic ability, maybe only a few seconds forward that allows them to shift forward or backwards in time a few seconds before being hit. intresting... Sithis wreathed his hand in flames again and waited, precognition involved predicting the most likely option out of a thousand probabilities. which involved a lot of concentration. Sithis channeled a Hellrime blast into each of his hands as well, keeping the two elements seperate but combined in the same blast. Sithis charged forwards, Catching the creatures by suprise as unleashed the first of his blast's in close range with the first creature. it screamed as its flesh was first frozen and then melted, it dropped then writhing as the curse Sithis had put into the spell continued to immolate it. The others glanced at their writhing comrad, and then at Sithis. whose features were now cast in shadow, the fires blazing around his hands the only light sources. they backed away, contemplating their next attack. Sithis: (ihh) so they're not used to getting hit. this promises to be intresting. but they wont be caught of gaurd by the same trick twice though, which means im going to have to improvise. An evil Smirk crossed Sithis's face. perhaps he could last a few days after all... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-01-07, 09:38 AM | …Warning, none of these are really very funny. In fact, they're supposed to be scary as hell.… OOC: Our response: :rofl: If you want scary, open a newspaper. What you have there sounds like fun. :cloud9: |
| rampant07-01-07, 11:37 AM | Tirmek - Lily that is complete and utter bokum. As a Wizard you may have a knowledge of the magical laws, but as an erudite I am more knowledgeable when it comes to physical, biological, and chemical laws which lie beneath your parlor tricks and hocus-pocus. Besides I can toss fireballs, *energysphere* unlike yours mine will always grow in potencial ppower as i do mr. craps out at 10d6. Half-air elemental goblin barbarian4 - Ouch! Tirmek - *Reverse Gravity* Haegb4 - Ouch! Lily - How did you do that?! Tirmek - Simple Erudites can learn wiz/sor spells as powers. Most of the attack/buffs are inferior, but several of terrain alteration effects are just dandy. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-01-07, 01:11 PM | Teiza: *pouts* Serene: Oh, come on. You shouldn't have barged in. Teiza: But I wanna learn some uber moves! Serene: :rolleyes: I'm pretty sure that's not what she's helping her with. ----- *a portal opens to the deck* Terra: Did you have to skip even the montage? OOKaizer: Time constraints necessitate skipping over a few things. Elina: Or you couldn't think of anything interesting to do. OOKaizer: :pbbbtt: *poofs out of existence, replaced by an arrow with the words "plot device nexus of the entire arc this way" on it* Elina: Yeah, I think I'm gonna sit this one out for now. Terra: :bored: Oh joy. I can hardly wait. |
| urial angel of death07-01-07, 04:33 PM | OOC: WoD is a poor substitue for Ravenloft, and Masurade of the Red Death. Too bad they're both discontinued. |
| rampant07-01-07, 05:23 PM | Rashour - Are you Sure a regular dummy wouldn't work just as well? Satnak - I need someone with good defenses. Redshirts have great evasion but no staying power. You have your armor, thick hide, eldritch sheilds, martial defenses, and a living metal defensive system. Rashour - But why me? Serene - Father is busy with some project or another, and it would be bad parenting to encourage them to fire at each other. Rashour - But it's ok to shoot at me? Satnak - Ok kids now we've done blizzard attacks before, but this time we're gonna alter that a little ttryot sompensate for lost accuracy, and penetration power by staggering the waves instead of a couple huge volleys. Rashour - oh bloody mol Dorvos - Hmmmmmmm Corre - HA! Teiza - YEeehehe! Each child launches a wicked volley of crystal tendrils and shadow arrows (teiza), daggers (corre), or psionic missles (dorvos). |
| Charles Phipps07-01-07, 05:35 PM | OOC: WoD is a poor substitue for Ravenloft, and Masurade of the Red Death. Too bad they're both discontinued. I love Masque of the Red Death but I think that's pretty much hokum. Ravenloft was never at its finest when it was, ironically, published by White Wolf. ;-) Of course, D&D fans are saner than White Wolf fans. Given some of the D&D fans I know, that says something. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-01-07, 05:58 PM | Rose: Figured it out yet? Terra: Figured what out? Rose: What's going on. Terra: The wishes being granted in some twisted form? Yeah, that wasn't hard. Rose: But what's causing them? Terra: No clue. Rose: Honestly, this is what happens when you dilute your Elfness. I still can't figure what drove you to absorb Tiamat and Shadow's energy. Terra: :confused: ...say what now? Rose: Not very smart, I tell you. I figured you'd know better. Terra: Talk sense, please. Rose: ...you really don't know what I'm talking about? Terra: I really think I'd remember doing something that stupid. Rose: *pulls out a pencil & notepad* Note...to...self. Correct...chapter...43. Terra: :bored: What are you doinig? Rose: Who do you think authored your bible? Terra: *presses her temples* That explains so much... Back to the question at hand. WHY did you think I absorbed two of the highest concentrations of evil ever to walk the face of Eberron? Rose: Because you did. Terra: Did not. Rose: Did too. Terra: Did not. Rose: Did too too too too too- Terra: -not not not not not- Rose: Did too times 10. Terra: :mad: Rose: In the grand scheme of things, you're still a newbie, so I guess it could have happened without you noticing. You're the Sovereign of Magic, and their energy might have just gravitated to you. Terra: Ok, for the sake of argument, lets assume you're right. It should be screwing with my balance...like...crazy...? *slaps her forehead* Rose: Feeling less than intelligent right now? Terra: To put it kindly. That explains the fits. Poor Motoko was unfortunate enough to be feeding when one hit. Rose: I was wondering why she'd started quoting Shakespeare. Motoko: *wandering by tipsily* :crazy: Conscience is but a word cowards use, devised at first to keep the strong in awe... Terra: That's pretty much how I felt after the first time. |
| Charles Phipps07-01-07, 06:59 PM | Lilly: Bah, chemistry! We don't need any of that pseudo-magic! It's all a bunch of hokey science and test tube waving! Sarah: Here's the Cyrean Quarter. Lilly: If I don't miss my guess, the Air Orb was supposedly used by the Cyreans during the Last Years of the War in order to create grand flying machines that dwarfed modern airship technology, including a flying castle. Tirmek:.....and you didn't mention this until NOW? Lilly: I didn't make my Knowledge Check (Arcana) until now! Sarah: So, all we have to do is ask the Cyreans where it was placed! Lilly: I'm so brilliant. I scare me. Tirmek: You're a paladin. Lilly: Ooooooooo. Right. Tirmek: Ahem, puny refugee. Do you know where the Air Orb is? Cyrean: Lupa! Tirmek: ......Sarah? Sarah: Sorry, I don't speak Cyrean. Lilly: Neither do I. |
| rampant07-01-07, 07:14 PM | Tirmek - Show me to a library and give me 15 minutes. Lily - You're saying you can ppick up a language in 15 minutes? Tirmek - No thats silly, but I can find a book with a picture, and a really heavy tome with which to smack people until their neuralnets re-align to speak common. Sharp eared cyrean with glasses - *anime sweat drop* Lily - Does that really work? Tirmek - If you have enough electricty and and test subjects yes. Eventually it will work. S.e.c.w.g. - :eek: Sarah - These aren't redshirts we can't just slaughter them indiscriminantly. S.e.c.w.g. - *phew* Tirmek - Its not indiscriminant if we stop once it works. S.e.c.w.g. - *bolts* Sarah - Got him! Tirmek - I knew at least a few of these guys had to know common. Simple matter of flushing out the ones who could understand us. S.e.c.w.g. - I'm so boned Lupa. Lily - That's no good his accent is atrocious. |
| cypher_zero07-01-07, 07:34 PM | OOC: Did I hear someone mention Terrek here... I thought I did... ROARRRR! . |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-01-07, 08:10 PM | Sarah - These aren't redshirts we can't just slaughter them indiscriminantly. Bunny: :bigeyes: Please? Just a few more to go and I'll have checked all of Cyre off my list. 13: Save the cute for when it really stings them, they aren't gonna do it. OOcat: Hey, did we ever figure out where to send Caralot? Silver: Place with unlogical breeding. Yeah, I found one. ******* Caralot: So you're saying that if I just leave a male and a female here then they might produce an egg? Even when they're completely different kinds? Poké-Daycare Old Man: Yes. Caralot: Wow, sounds too easy………………I'll do it! Funny, though, that every species lays eggs. :confused: Poké-Daycare Old Woman: You tellin' us. You live here long time, it no get saner. |
| urial angel of death07-01-07, 08:35 PM | I love Masque of the Red Death but I think that's pretty much hokum. Ravenloft was never at its finest when it was, ironically, published by White Wolf. ;-) Of course, D&D fans are saner than White Wolf fans. Given some of the D&D fans I know, that says something. OOC: White Wolf did not publish Ravenloft. They raped it. |
| rampant07-01-07, 08:40 PM | OORampant - Only one way top settle this. OOurial - Oh dear khyber no. OOphips - Keith baker's socks not again! Select your character! OORampant - Mewtwo! |
| Charles Phipps07-01-07, 10:04 PM | OOC: White Wolf did not publish Ravenloft. They raped it. Yes, how horrible, they gave money to the fans of the setting to make incredibly detailed Gazeteers of it. I can understand how old school gamers were annoyed by the setting have a concise history though. :-p :-) |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-01-07, 11:52 PM | OOKaizer: I ignore your petty debate, for I have just returned form... *drum roll* "Weird" Al Yankovic In Concert! All: *GASP* OOKaizer: Bow to me, for I bring heralds from the Front Row Seat! OORampant: :bored: Wouldn't that be WAY too loud? OOKaizer: WHAT?! ...oh, sorry. My ears are ringing. But behold! I made eye contact with his Majesty for a full ten seconds! And no less than three times! OOCharles: :raincloud OOKaizer: AND I was splashed by his water glass! All: :eek: :bow: We're not worthy! We're not worthy! OOKaizer: :king: OOC: In all seriousness, that concert rocked. The fact that I couldn't hear when it ended is beside the point. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-02-07, 12:49 AM | Alice: *carving into a Redshirt* La lala lala~! Terra: I'm going to ignore the fact that the "canvas" you're using is still alive for the moment, but I need your cooperation with something. Alice: Do you like it? I call it "Tears of the Flesh". I thought about calling it "Happy Kitty Bunny Pony", but was worried no one would appreciate it the way I do. Terra: :uh-huh: Uh...sure. Look, Alice. I just want a peek around in your soul. There's been strange occurences since you arrived, and I think whatever brought you back is responsible. Alice: Oh, then maybe you can find my friend! I haven't heard from her in ever so long. Do keep an eye out for her, would you? Terra: Um...ok, I guess? Alice: Great! Let me just but this away *buries her knife in the Redshirt's skull* and we can get started. Terra: (i.h.h.) Oye...this may take a while. |
| rampant07-02-07, 12:55 AM | Terra - Kithle what are you doing in here? Kithle - Well you see This little lady here has so many issues i don't quite know where to poking:D Terra - In other words you're practicing. Kithle - look what happens if you put an ethereal boot in her occipital lobe. ------------------ Alice - What do you do with a drunken sailor What do you do with a drunken sailor ----------------------------------------- Terra - :uh-huh: |
| urial angel of death07-02-07, 08:49 AM | Yes, how horrible, they gave money to the fans of the setting to make incredibly detailed Gazeteers of it. I can understand how old school gamers were annoyed by the setting have a concise history though. :-p :-) Okay I have to admit the gazeteers were good. It was just the restrictions the WotC put on them that made it horrible. Half of the setting was ignored to get around copyrights. Grr. OOUrial: Do you really have to ask? *already in Ridley costume* OORampant: No not really. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-02-07, 09:21 AM | Alice: Do you like it? I call it "Tears of the Flesh". I thought about calling it "Happy Kitty Bunny Pony", but was worried no one would appreciate it the way I do. Bunny: I would have. But now?……………"Tears of the Flesh" is a completely boring name. Silver: You see why people scream when they die. |
| rampant07-02-07, 11:09 AM | OORampant - AAAAAAAh GIANT FIREBREATHING DRAGON THING! OOUrial - :evillaugh --------------------- OOurial - poke-jedi! RUN AWAY! OORampant - Lightsaber for teh win! AHAHAHAHA |
| mid___knight07-02-07, 05:39 PM | [QUOTE=urial angel of death;12933338]Okay I have to admit the gazeteers were good. It was just the restrictions the WotC put on them that made it horrible. Half of the setting was ignored to get around copyrights. Grr. I have to agree with the gazeteers , although i went out and purchased most of the material except the gazeteers (stores didnt wanna bring in filler and instead brought in source books for it) And i say they are really good , and only a few were ignored basically the Black knight wasnt ignored i beleive he was removed by tracy hickman and magareit weis for use in there later novels where he dies in , aswell he didnt seem to fit the setting very well , he was already tortured in his own personal hell |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-02-07, 07:30 PM | *Major Glove-Slapping* OOUrial: Ow! OORampant: Ow! OOCharles: Ow! Multi-Armed Construct Dual-Wielding Gloves: Serves you right. I can see that I, Shutupt, the Inevitable of Thread Drift, have been lax around here. |
| rampant07-02-07, 09:30 PM | OORampant - *throws light saber at Inevitable* Inevitable - OUCH! OORampant - :evillaugh *holds up a charged scope* BOOM CHARGED PSYCHIC BLAST! BWAMM Inevitable - Awwwwwwwww*ting* |
| urial angel of death07-02-07, 10:08 PM | The group is driving through the Indian jungle. Izzy: This is the one of the last airports that I still have access to. Until I have reached my contacts remember to stick to the cover story. We're an extended family headed for vacation in the Southern countries, try not to be too specific on which countries and always be vague as to our reasons. Dorvos: Goo. Izzy: Good little brother. The car stops in front of a large walled complex. At its imposing gates were two tall men in black suits wearing sunglasses. As the car pulls up they instantly stiffen and attempt to block the area between the gate doors. Man: Hold up who are you. Satnak: We're just some people looking for a decent plane ride around here. Man: Well you'll have to... The adults voices faded from Dorvos' mind. He was concentrating on something behind the strange men. So silly he thought of them to block the adults' view, but negect to block the much lowwer view he was afforded by simply leaning out the window. The scene through the doors, though being rapidly cleaned up by men attired similarly to these door guards, was very bad and looked as though there had been a slaughter on those grounds. Izzy and Mommy had to know. Dorvos poked Izzy. Izzy: *muttering* But India hasn't had an organized government in years *poke* What Dorvos? Dorvos just pointed in the direction he had been looking. Izzy only looked for a few seconds before pulling back. Izzy: Mother I believe the passports are back here. Satnak: What? *leans her head into the back* Izzy: *whispering* They're MIBs; floor it! The car immediately began speeding away from the compound, and recieved the warm good-byes of the guards guns being drawn and fired rapidly in their direction. Though the guns that the MIBs were holding seemed to be nomore than sub-machine guns, they ripped through entire trees and cracked stones wide-open where ever they hit. Michael: The hell?! Izzy: Electric guns; I'll explain later. They only other open port is in Cape Town, head there. Lisa: All the way in Africa?! Izzy: It's our only hope now that this one is compremised! |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-02-07, 10:51 PM | Terra: Ok, Kithle. I'll leave the mind to you. We both know you can't make her that much worse. Kithle: Which opens up plenty of possibilities for new bastardry via good deeds. Terra: :nonono: Only you, Kithle... *heads off to the soul* ----- Terra: Ok...this place definitely feels familiar. Why the hell can't I place it? The whole place was covered in roiling chaos, a bizzare combination of horrendous violence and complete innocence. The readings were inconsistent and even winked in and out. Terra: So this is what happens to a soul trapped in Dolurrh... I guess I should be happy Lisa still remembered us. As she continued her search, a familiar sensation began taking over. Terra: *grabs her head* No, not here! When she attempted to leave and avoid exposing Alice to the intensely unpleasant effects of her odd fits, she found it impossible. She also noticed a distinct difference in the sensations. The pain never manifested, just the pounding in her skull and the strange voice. ???: Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. It took you this long to figure out even half of it? You're useless without me... ----- Elina: *sigh* Ok...let's try this again. Teiza: :bored: I'm starting to get REALLY bored here. Elina: Hey, this is harder than it looks. I'm trying to focus on, like, fifteen things at once. Remember what Mom said. Teiza: Yeah, yeah. Help you get the hang of whatever she taught you that I was apparently not worthy to receive. Elina: I keep telling you, we were just getting me stablized enough to function! Teiza: Blah, blah, blah. Here we go again. *lunges* |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-03-07, 01:31 AM | Izzy: *muttering into his cellphone* Dammit, Nina, why don't you answer?! Michael: Who is this Nina, anyway? Izzy: The only other survivor from my time I'm aware of that still lives in this realm. I haven't heard from her since she went off to investigate a lead. Michael: :smirk: Little man's got himself a sweetie. Izzy: I'll have you know we broke up on quite amicable terms about 4,000 years ago. She's a sweetheart, but her incessant need to help everyone and everything got exhausting. All: :uh-huh: Izzy: Don't look at me like that. I'm actually about 15 years older than she is. But that's beside the point. We could really use her help in this. I'm not even getting a signal, and we're on a secure two-way line. ----- How long had it been? Hours? Days? Nina wasn't sure, but her surroundings had markedly improved. She lay in what looked to be an infirmary, but one more closely resembling a House Jorasco house of healing than any clinic now in use. There were machines, but they were enhanced with magical energy, and the IV had no stand. Holding it up looked to be a Zero Point disk (antigravity disk), but those had been lost along with Artifice. There were several markings about the place, labels and such for the machines, but none she could read. That in itself was very odd, as she was reasonably fluent in every language known (and quite a few unknown) to mankind. Her body ached, and her wounds had yet to fully heal, but she was able to quickly cast Comprehend Languages. As she skimmed about the mostly innocuous text (on, off, blood, heartrate, etc), the door opened and a young woman in scrubs entered. Woman: Ah, good, you're awake! How are you feeling? Nina: Uh...better than I was. Woman: :confused: I'm sorry, I don't speak High Thaic. Nina: (i.h.h.: ...the hell is High Thaic? Later. First things first.) *towards the woman* Comprehend Languages ...how this? Nurse: :eek: :D *opens the door* Doctor, quick! She's a Mageknight! Before she could inquire, Nina noticed a large cat tail poking out under the nurse's scrubs. Nina: (i.h.h.: Who are these people?) Um...excuse me. Where am I? Nurse: Don't worry, miss. You're in the care of Gurenna's finest. Those abominations won't reach you here. Nina: (i.h.h.) Oooooooookay...I'm now officially confused. The doctor, an elderly man in glasses, poked his head in. Doctor: A Mageknight, you say? My, my, you're lucky you made it all the way here from the front. I've never seen someone survive that much damage. *beams* But I suppose that's what's to be expected from our Elite, eh? Let's have a look at those wounds, shall we? Nina, distracted by the man's fox ears, can only nod. As the two peeled away the bandage layers, Nina watched the looks of bewilderment. Doctor: Remarkable... Nurse: Impossible is more like it! You were practically dead when we brought you in, and here you are, not even a day later, almost healed! Nina: I've...um...always been a quick healer? But, please, just tell me where I am. What government are you with? The two exchanges slightly worried looks before the doctor spoke. Doctor: We're about 30 miles from the front, miss...? Nina: Nina. Doctor: Well, Nina, I heard not too long ago Grand General Vargas was preparing for the final assault. Generals Innauc and Melnar passed by not an hour ago with a great host. By this time next week, we may finally see this nightmare come to an end. Nurse: You've been through a lot, and I think you're still a bit disoriented. I'll have your meal brought in, you've got to be hungry. We can talk more later. As they left, Nina turned to a certain entity. Nina: Ok, what the hell? OOKazier: :embarrass Er...uh... You...kind of...entered a universe I'm creating. That ok? Nina: No. OOKaizer: Great. Then you won't mind staying here for a bit till I figure out the best way to get you back? Deis: Curse him or something! He's screwing with us for no reason again! OOKazier: Would you rather I left you with that Starspawn? The chamber collapsed, by the way. Deis: :mad: There are times that I loathe you. OOKaizer: :D |
| Paulon07-03-07, 01:54 AM | OOPaulon: *watches and wonders how long it'll be before a certain someone works out how to combine a DM Breaker with her favourite Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion spell* |
| ratslinky07-03-07, 07:41 AM | Gaz: Okay team you know the drill we're here to close down an armed and dangerous cult who worship a mythical creature known as The sky devil. *Gaz surveyed his team they where all loyal members of the Yugoslavian government they had several quality's the made them useful for this mission. They where all fit, smart, trained in various methods of killing and most of all they where completely expandable.* Okay team breach. *Thomas their demolitions expert pushed the button on the detonator blowing the door in. His men rushed in seconds later guns blazing most of the cultists dropped like flies but ten of them ducked behind cover and returned fire. Damien and Johnathan dropped and the heart numbers 4 and 7 went black on Gaz's interface* James: Fire in the hole *A grenade down all but one of the cultists. In response he lobbed a grenade of his own this one was different Gaz could see by the black lines it was a chlorine grenade capable of destroying anything within 50 meters* Gaz: Oh :censored: *Resigning his team to there fate he got Esabar to cast a wall of force one of the few things that could save his skin right now. The grenade exploded vaporising everything in the radius. Gaz smiled that took care of them. He quickly moved through the corridors till he came to the data room where he downloaded the entire system onto his ipod before planting a chlorine charge capable of annihilating the complex he set the timer the teleported out. Later he went through the contents.* Uh-oh I think it time to reveal myself to Izzy he'll be surprised |
| rampant07-03-07, 12:53 PM | Tirmek (gnoll form) - I like this plan Sarah (stealthed) - (telepathy) same here Lily - I think this is a bad plan. Tirmek - Silence Gnoll gaurds (entrance) - Halt! Tirmek - We caught this one spying on us. The rest of the patrol is looking for any accomplices. Gnoll Gaurds - Ok then go on through ------------------------ Gnoll Gaurds (exit) - Halt Tirmek - This slave is sick, I'm taking him to the otyugh pit. Gnoll gaurds - Go on through |
| Demonfey07-03-07, 01:24 PM | OODF: Here's something you might want to see, Ilt. Ilt: What is it? OODF: The latest OoTS (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0472.html). Ilt: :whatsthis Huh...wait a sec...:lightbulb This means I can't die? Yes! I can't die, I can't *HURK* In mid sentence, he is decapitated by one of the scum passing by because he was being annoying. He wakes up in the infirmary later, thanks to the bribe the captain with lots of alcohol health plan and a note pinned to his shirt. The note: You're an exception to that rule. You just get ressed long as you keep providing rum. Ilt: :( (Death count: 1) OOC: He's supposed to die at least 12 times. |
| rampant07-03-07, 05:29 PM | Bunny - :rant: :hoppingma :headexplo ITS GETTING SO I CAN'T EVEN KILL THE REDSHIRTS ANYMORE! |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-03-07, 08:01 PM | Terra: Who are you? Where are you? ???: Pathetic, weak, and blind? It's no wonder you couldn't contain me. From the chaos, another form coalesced. Terra's spitting image. ???: Since you can't seem to figure this out on your own, even with all my hints, I'll just come straight out with it. And I'll be sure to use small words so you can understand me. Terra: Whoever you are, you're not exactly endearing yourself. And what's with the copycat look? Scared to show your face or are you just fugly? A malicious grin spread across the double's face. ???: You've really forgotten what it's like, haven't you? You're meek, now! What kind of goddess acts MEEK?! All that power, and you don't even find yourself a Chosen. That's why I did this. Terra: :waits: You haven't answered my questions. ???: Dear me, you're thick! I can scarcely believe you're a part of me! Terra: :mad: Excuse me? ???: Allow me to RE-introduce myself. My name is Terra Branford. Not the sissy you've become, the pretender to the very power I gathered. Not this pathetic wuss who wants to "atone" for her past. I am the one who embraces it all. The one who was willing to crush all who stood in my path to achieve my desires. The one who took what she wanted, when she wanted, and thought about little else than whether or not the cost was worth the payoff. Terra rubbed her temples, trying to straighten out her thoughts as everything fell into place. Terra: That's why this place feels familiar, why I knew your voice. You're my evil side. Evil Terra: As cliche as it sounds, yes. You tried to hold me back for the sake of that woman, denied me the credit for making us what we are. Tried to play nice, the good housewife and mommy. I wanted to puke. Terra: Like it or not, this is who I am now. You have no place in my life, so leave my friends and family alone. Evil Terra: :smirk: You forget, they're mine, too. I've been helping them out behind your back, because you seem too caught up in this phony self-righteousness to do it yourself. Terra: Helping?! You call that helping? You've caused nothing but suffering! Evil Terra: That's not true. Look at how nice I was to Nina. Terra: Making everyone act friendly around her with a violent backlash afterwards is not being nice. Evil Terra: I gave them what they wanted. It just turned out that they didn't really want it. :devil: Terra: What do I have to do to get you to stop this? Evil Terra: Let me out. Lisa doesn't seem to mind anymore. In fact, she might just ignore Michael all together if you do. She wants strength and confidence in her mate now, not this goody twoshoes crap. Terra: It's not gonna happen. You're far too dangerous. Evil Terra: Really? Then it's ok that I keep granting wishes to everyone? It's ok that Alice's soul keeps occupying this body? Terra: :confused: This...isn't her body? Her evil side incarnate smiled as the chaos about them began clearing, separating into two distinct souls... OOC: I'll finish the rest after dinner. |
| Charles Phipps07-03-07, 08:04 PM | OOC: Bravo scene, Kaizer. Tremendously creepy. |
| urial angel of death07-03-07, 08:53 PM | Somewhere in the Arabian desert. The team's car breaks down. V: Well I assume you all had a plan for this inevitability. Right? Izzy: Well... V: I'll take that as a no. Michael: :eek: So we're stranded out here in the middle of nowhere?! Izzy: No it is somwhere, just somewhere with no food, water, shelter, or shade. Michael: How are we going to get out of here? Izzy: I suppose it would be too much to ask that either of you two *points at Michael and Lisa* know create food & water. both: :confused: Izzy: Ugh paladins are so useless in this age! Satnak: No use complaining. Everybody march! Michael: You can't expect us to- Satnak: March! |
| rampant07-03-07, 09:04 PM | Satnak - Ah water! Micheal - Where? Satnak - *forms a crystal blade Spears a lizard* Here |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-03-07, 09:51 PM | ???: …What kind of goddess acts MEEK?! All that power, and you don't even find yourself a Chosen.… Word Being: Okay, bets are now open on time of butt-whup. ???: Allow me to RE-introduce myself. My name is Terra Branford. Not the sissy you've become, the pretender to the very power I gathered. Not this pathetic wuss who wants to "atone" for her past. I am the one who embraces it all. The one who was willing to crush all who stood in my path to achieve my desires. The one who took what she wanted, when she wanted, and thought about little else than whether or not the cost was worth the payoff. 13: I'm on Terra's side. Bunny: Which one? 13: It's a toss-up between the one who gets annoyed when people do evil, and the one who gets annoyed when people do good. OOcat: Man, tough choice. Evil Terra: I gave them what they wanted. It just turned out that they didn't really want it. :devil: 13: Problem is that wanting is half the fun. OOcat: Heck, wanting is all the fun. That's why religion tells you to give it up. Bunny: How can you give something up if you follow the rules and don't want it? OOcat: It's what they haven't figured out yet. Evil Terra: …Lisa doesn't seem to mind anymore. In fact, she might just ignore Michael all together if you do. She wants strength and confidence in her mate now, not this goody twoshoes crap. Silver: If by "strength" you mean "whipping endurance", then yes. :D OOC: …Tremendously creepy. OOC: If by creepy you mean clichéd to the point of being frightening. I'm sorry, but what's fun about the Forgotten Freedom is that "cliché" and "evil" in the same sentence are followed by "stupid". |
| Charles Phipps07-03-07, 09:53 PM | OOC: If by creepy you mean clichéd to the point of being frightening. I'm sorry, but what's fun about the Forgotten Freedom is "evil" being fun. Lilly: When did Silvercat become Statler and Waldorf? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-03-07, 10:13 PM | Lilly: When did Silvercat become Statler and Waldorf? OOcat: Ah, to aspire to that level of greatness. |
| rampant07-03-07, 10:19 PM | Lilly: When did Silvercat become Statler and Waldorf? Where's Waldo? Stantler's on route 35. |
| Demonfey07-03-07, 10:25 PM | Bunny - :rant: :hoppingma :headexplo ITS GETTING SO I CAN'T EVEN KILL THE REDSHIRTS ANYMORE! Bunny: Unless... A few minutes later, a redshirt has been rounded up and strapped to a table. Experimental Redshirt: Ha! You can't kill me if I say my name, and that's- He gets a face full of dust. Bunny: Amnesia dust! Experimental Redshirt: ...Is this smoke powder? Bunny: (holding a match) Lets find out.:devil: The redshirt is then blown up. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-03-07, 10:46 PM | OOC: Bravo scene, Kaizer. Tremendously creepy.OOC: :D IC: Terra: No way... One soul, degraded and twisted by Dolurrh, was obviously Alice's. That was not the one she was concerned with. The other was bubbly, with the distictive form of cuteness that identified magical-girls. Throughout the entire image, she could see whisps of silver, and it dawned on her why Alice looked so familiar. Terra: Jaela?! Evil Terra: :devil: What do you think? Terra: YOU SICK LITTLE-! Evil Terra: *wags her finger* Ah ah ah... We're one and the same, remember? Terra: You are NOTHING like me! Even at my worst, I would never do something so horrible! Evil Terra: :rolleyes: Just keep telling yourself that. It's sure to make this go away. Repressing the urge to throttle this manifestation of all she sought to purge, Terra regained her composure. Terra: It's been almost twenty years since I fully abandoned the path of evil. After all this time, why do you only show yourself now? Evil Terra: It's a wonder you can tie your own shoes. Were you NOT listening to your stainless steel brother? Terra: ...Shadow and Tiamat? Their power let you out? Evil Terra: My my, so your brain does work after all. The influx from them tipped the balance enough to overpower both your efforts and the seal the hot little number you knocked up twice placed on me. Terra: *seething* Speak of her like that again and I swear I'll- Evil Terra: :smirk: You'll what? Destroy me? Don't flatter yourself. We both draw from the same power source. We are equal in every way but one. I do not hesitate. As if to prove her point, Terra's evil side let loose with a volley of shadow spikes. The attack missed, but tore through the fabric of both Alice and Jaela's souls. Terra: This is madness! Do you mean to rip these bystanders to pieces?! Evil Terra: They are inconsequential. Your reluctance is what makes you weak. Unwilling and unable to attack, Terra soon found herself bound and a blade of eldrich energy at her throat. Evil Terra: I could kill you right now, eliminate the tumor that has grown on the sense of pure vengeance I cultivated for so long. But that would make life difficult as things stand now. It pains me to say I need you as a check on our power. You hold the restraint part of our personality, and constantly going full throttle just isn't good business in the mortal world. Terra: What is your point? Evil Terra: I'll make it easy for you. You have three choices. One, you refuse to let me out and I kill you. The resulting abuses of power take the already unbalanced magical state of the world and turn it on its head. The chaos and death would be beautiful to see, but boring in the long run. Two, you refuse to let me out and then manage to escape me. I continue using our power in whatever ways I see fit at every opportunity, destroying dreams and hopes, causing suffering and hardship everywhere we go. Or, three, you let me out. We recombine. The wishes will stop unless we chose otherwise, and the damage already done can be contained if we so desire. Your fits will cease. Lisa will find us irresistable, and I'm pretty sure Motoko wouldn't be able to keep her hands off us either. Terra: ...now I remember why I hated my old self so much. I was a b*tch. Evil Terra: Heh, true. How about this? As a show of good faith, I release you. With a flick of her fingers, the restraints and the weapon disappear. Evil Terra: I will let you consider it for a while. You may discuss this with Lisa, but no one else. No more wishes until tomorrow evening, for that is when I shall expect your answer. All current wishes remain in effect as a reminder of why you should take this seriously. With a glare, Terra disengaged from Alice's soul. Alice: Did you find my friend? I do wish Jaela would talk to me again. I found her pleading so soothing at night. Terra: I...I have to go. OOC: Ok, I'm nearly done. I don't like to invoke this often, but this should remain hands off for now. |
| rampant07-04-07, 12:16 AM | OOKaizer - KITHLE! Kithle - *hiding a box labled : Meddling, behind his back* What?:D |
| rampant07-04-07, 02:37 AM | Jarlot - I sense a disturbance in the farce. --------------------------------------------------- Tirmek - No Lily we are not passing back through the gnoll camp, just so you can fing your bloody toothp pick. Before you even try I know for a fact you have no special attachment to that toothpick, nor any real psychological or other wise compulsion to get it back. You just want to slaughter the gnoll village which is the only thing holding back that Ogre monk/paladin you ****** off. |
| urial angel of death07-04-07, 03:35 PM | OOKaizer: Hands off. Volrath: :( please. OOOKaizer: No Volrath: Can I atleast be part of the final scene? :( OOKaizer: ... |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-04-07, 03:50 PM | Lisa: Mmmmm...what's wrong? You're so uptight. Terra: Lisa...can I ask you something? Lisa: Have I ever said no? Terra: Right... If you could, say, change anything about me you wanted, what would it be? Lisa: *nuzzle* :smirk: Ooooo, role playing. Hmmmm...well, for one, I'd like to see chibi more often. Maybe it's the schoolgirl/tentacle combo that does it, but so help me I can't stop drooling. Terra: Actually, I was thinking more personality-wise. Lisa: Oh, well, in that case, yeah. It's not really a change, more of a return. I miss the days when we were dating. Back when I wasn't sure if I could really get into a lesbian relationship. Terra: Yeah, you were always so nervous. You really got into it after a while, though. :D Lisa: And you know why? Your dominant attitude. There was no time for my hesitations, you just kept going. And every time, before I could even think about whether I should or not, you drove me wild. Terra: It was so cute how you'd blush and look away at first. :smirk: I'd forgotten what it was like watching you succumb. Lisa: And the best part was, you knew what I needed even when I didn't. You took really good care of me, whether I thought I wanted it or not. :devil: Even if it was good for you, too. That's what I miss. Terra: Lisa...I have something very important to tell y- *GLOMPH* Lisa: Later. Now I wanna play *ties her hair back and puts on glasses* "Tentacle Beast vs. the Helpless School Teacher". :schemes: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-04-07, 03:56 PM | Lisa: ……*ties her hair back and puts on glasses* "Tentacle Beast vs. the Helpless School Teacher". :schemes: Silver: I can remember that we invented school teachers for just that purpose. OOcat: ………………………………Even back when they were all male? Silver: Of course. :P |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-04-07, 03:58 PM | Volrath: Can I atleast be part of the final scene? :( OOKaizer: ...OOC: Final scene in this little bit or final scene of the whole arc? The arc isn't ready to end yet, and probably won't for at least another week or so. Depends on how fast things get going once- *ahem* Nevermind. Don't worry, you'll have plenty of time to get Volrath's responses in. |
| rampant07-04-07, 04:33 PM | Kithle - I wanna meddle:tantrum: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-04-07, 04:45 PM | Kithle - I wanna meddle:tantrum: 13: :devil: |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-04-07, 09:54 PM | Lisa: *pant* That may have been *pant* your finest work *gasp* yet... :cloud9: Terra: Thanks, love. I wanted to show you just how much you mean to me, since things might be changing soon unless I can figure out an alternative. I found out what's been causing all the stra- Lisa placed her finger over Terra's lips, shushing her, then lay her head back down on Terra's chest. Lisa: We've got plenty of time for your worries later. Can we just enjoy the moment? Terra: ...ok. Lisa: *listening to Terra's heart* I love this sound... *grins* Speaking of sounds, I heard you and Motoko going at it a few hours ago. :devil: What I wouldn't have given to be in on that session. I'm pretty sure she's still asleep, too. Terra: I wanted that one to be extra special, since-...what are you doing? Lisa: Shhhh...just close your eyes. :smirk: I guarantee you won't forget this. Terra: Lisa, I'm serious when I say I have to tell you something. It's extremely important and I don't have much time. Lisa: Ten minutes. Terra: ...all right. You promise we can talk afterward? Lisa: Absolutely. For ten minutes, Lisa set about doing...something. Terra wasn't sure what, since she kept her eyes closed as requested, but she felt increasingly weird. Good or bad weird, she wasn't sure, but it definitely wasn't what she was expecting. Near the end, Lisa lay next to her and began nibbling on her earlobe. Lisa: *whispers* Here we go... Pressing her palm against the rune she had painted on Terra's sternum, Lisa reversed the spell she had long ago placed on Terra to help her reign in the entrenched evil. Terra: *opening her eyes* Lisa?! What did you do?! She felt the unravaling of the spell and the rush of the long surpressed darker half of her being as her face fell. Terra: I haven't decided yet! There's still time to-! Again shushing her, Lisa smiled sweetly. Lisa: You need this, even if you don't think you want it. I'm taking care of you, my love. It was wrong of me to do this in the first place, and it has come back to hurt you. I'm correcting that mistake... ----- Erk: Where'd Lucky go? NJ26: She's right over- The broom Lucky was using falls to the floor as the afterimage dissipates. NJ26: ...ok, she WAS over there. ----- Deis: Owowowowowowowowowow!!!! Dammit, Momo! Your Doom-O-meter just blew up in my face! Momo: *anime sweatdrop* Eh heh heh... ----- A wave of dread washed over the ship, followed closely by a rumbling noise. Satnak: I'm pretty sure this isn't a good thing... Serene: It does feel familiar, though. Terrek: The sounds grow closer. Be on your guard. In quick succession, the wall buckled and splintered, and huge masses of tentacles moving at an incredible speed burst through. Both Satnak and Terrek moved for Serene, Terrek trying to warp them away before they were overrun, but the tentacles arrived too quickly. Each was shocked to see them pass straight through their bodies without so much as a scratch. They were there, they could feel them on some level, but not physically. The rest of the ship experienced much the same effect, only Erk's bar (thanks to it being on a different plane and Erk having the sense to close the door) remained untouched. There was wide spread panic among the redshirts and most of the newbies, but the older and more experienced crew studied this strange occurence carefully, several wondering if it was merely one of Caralot's experiments gone wild. As suddenly as they came, the tentacles retreated, the sense of horrible, immediate doom going with them. Most stared in bewilderment as the walls, furniture, and anything else disturbed by the tentacles were returned to their previous condition. ----- The etherial tentacles finally returned to their point of origin. Lisa: How do you feel? Pushing Lisa up against the wall, Terra kissed deeply as she felt her two halves snap together. After several minutes, she finally disengaged. Lisa: :cloud9: I'll take that as a positive response. Terra: :smirk: You tricked me. Lisa: Only because I love you. Terra: I'll make sure to pay you back for that in a moment, but first... Several tentacles shot out from her back, piercing through about a dozen places in the ceiling, walls and floor. Screams came from each spot, and blood dripped from the ceiling as she retracted them. Several Redshirts, some dead, others in extraordinary pain, were pulled through. Terra: ...I need to take care of some voyeurs. :evillaugh Lisa: :smirk: You know just how to turn me on, don't you? Blood oozing from the dead and dying bodies, the two again made love, deaf to, or possibly even encouraged by, the weakening cries of the victims. OOC: Whoo-boy, that took a while. As you probably guessed, Terra's back to her old self and then some. She's not changing back any time soon. She still feels the same way about her family and still considers most of the crew her friends, she's just going to start expressing it a bit...differently. The above may seem like a bit much, but it was necessary and entirely appropriate for what's coming up. :plotting: |
| rampant07-04-07, 10:08 PM | Death Paper - We can still eat out of the bird feeders right? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-04-07, 10:08 PM | ……only Erk's bar (thanks to it being on a different plane and Erk having the sense to close the door) remained untouched. Erk: I don't employ my people for just bar skills. OOC: Whoo-boy, that took a while. As you probably guessed, Terra's back to her old self and then some. She's not changing back any time soon. She still feels the same way about her family and still considers most of the crew her friends, she's just going to start expressing it a bit...differently. The above may seem like a bit much, but it was necessary and entirely appropriate for what's coming up. :plotting: Commentary Crew: :evillaugh |
| rampant07-04-07, 10:17 PM | Teiza - So does this mean we can do something from the back of the book? Terra - No Teiza - Awwwwww |
| Charles Phipps07-04-07, 11:02 PM | Sarah: *sniff sniff sniff* Tirmek: Lilly, what have you done? Lilly: Oh, I've had Sarah sniff the orbs to track them down. Sarah: Bark Bark! Tirmek: You will NOT use Sarah as a Blood Hound. Lilly: Follow the Wolf Girl! *Elina pops out of a garbage can* Elina: Hmmm? Sarah: WOOF WOOF! *Sarah pointed with her nose* Tirmek: Great job Lilly, she found a hot dog stand. Lilly: Obviously, the secret of the Air Orb is here! Sarah: Pant Pant Pant. *Lilly buys her some hot dogs* Tirmek: *sigh* *Sarah wags her tail as she chomps down on them* |
| rampant07-04-07, 11:31 PM | Tirmek - Make mine with curry. Lily - They don't have curry. Tirmek - ... Fine then. Mustard and pepper. Sarah - cheese and pickles. Elina - Ketchup. Lily - Works. ------------------ The four sit on a ledge and eat their hot dogs. Tirmek - I've had enough of these lame food vendors and their shoddy menus. Lily - What do you got against normal food. Tirmek - There is nothing normal about a vendor without curry. Sarah - What's curry? Tirmek - ... Wehn we get home, you're eating at my place. I'm cooking. |
| rampant07-05-07, 02:38 AM | Elina - He cooks? Sarah - He says he cooks. Frankly some of the stuff I taste on his breath contradicts that claim. Tirmek - Toothpaste is supposed to have seaweed in it. Lily - Sissy boy. Elina - Seriously though it makes you wonder how useful he is around the house. Sarah - Well his dorm is always neat. Elina - Oh yeah he moved out into the dorms recently why? Sarah - Kept losing his homework to Xiath. Plus he never really got comfortable with Feal'thas. Elina - Oh yeah. Sarah - This way Xiath gets her own room, and Tirmek doesn't lose as many assignments to her horde or maw. Elina - Horde? Sarah - She's got some sweet stuff. You know when Lily was looking all over for that +4 maul of Dread Disruption? Elina - You're kidding. Sarah - Nope, she's using it as a prop to keep a table even after she chewed off one of its legs. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-05-07, 02:53 AM | Nina wandered around outside medical outpost, taking in the strangely familiar sight of an alien sunset. Three days had passed, and yet her energy had not returned. Her body had healed her internal injuries, but had faltered just short of complete repair. Nina: It seems we have a limit after all... Deis: You know what's happening, sister. There is little you or I can do. Nina: I know, but it's difficult to face one's mortality after living so long. Nurse: Miss Nina! You're still not well! You should be in bed resting! Nina: I appreciate your concern, ma'am, but I'm afraid there is little you can do for me anymore, and I simply must return home. Nurse: Your errand is that urgent? Nina: If not more. You and the rest of the staff have been most helpful, but there are limits to what you can do. Nurse: What do you mean? What's wrong? Nina: I'm sorry, I've said too much. Just take my word for it that you can't- The ground lurched violently, knocking both over. The sounds of machinery falling and panicking patients filled the air. Nurse: An earthquake?! There aren't any fault lines around here! In the distance, towards the field of battle, a bright light could be seen. It roiled and churned like fire, seeming to split the sky. The ground lurched again, and cracks began forming at random, taking equipment, building parts, and even people down into the earth. From the cracks began eminating a foul mist, which immediately began to rot everything dead it touched. The screams of the living caught in it quickly turned to wild howls and rabid cries, the vile cloud driving them insane and corrupting their flesh. Nina flew above the cloud, watching in horror as the grisly scene played out. Sensing a great deal of magic near the light, she headed for it, hoping to find an answer. She couldn't abandon these people, not after all they had done. If that burning cloud was the source, maybe she could find a cure. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade07-05-07, 09:07 AM | A portal tore open in the centre of the arcane diagram Gaz had set up, he watched as it spread, strange runes forming along its edge. The familiar figure of Sithis stepped through, dressed in his Darkleaf armour and wielding his sword. he hit the floor, rolled and threw a spell into the portal. even then, the same figures that Sithis had seen earlier, in all their distored fury began to walk through the portal. Sithis: Shut it off, before too many of them manifest in our time stream. Gaz: How? it doesnt state how to do it in your notes! Sithis:*slicing through one* Reverse the incantation! Gaz and Esbars voices melded as they chanted, filling the hall way with the weaving language of magic. Sithis continued to fight the creatures as they came through, catching them off guard due to their disorentation at travelling to a slower time stream. With the incantation finished, Gaz raised his hand and turned it in a motion similar to a key in a lock. the portal faded. leaving Sithis finishing off the last of the creatures by ramming his sword through its chest. Gaz: What the Khyber where those things? Sithis: Temporal Predators. The feed of time, by locking you in a static time field and feeding off all the possibilities of your future as well as sapping away the time you had. Gaz: ... Did any of them touch you? Sithis: One did. but strangely it didnt do anything to me... i think i caught them by suprise. they're not used to prey as strong as me, or prey that can predict their Chronoshifts. Gaz: Chronoshifts? Sithis: They can shift through time to avoid attacks. they're slightly precognisent, a good survival technique in that it allows them to predict my attacks and avoid them. unfortunatly for them i was under a foresight spell, so i could predict where they would reappear and re-direct my attacks. Gaz: *glancing at Sithis's tired expression* How long have you bee stuck there? Sithis: Its been Three days for you, a couple of months for me. Gaz: *shocked* A couple of months! what have you been feeding off? Sithis: Them mostly. though they look like just distortions in time, thats just a glamor on their skin. I fed directly on their life-force through Agalmarin here. *taps the sword* i didnt have time to feed on their blood. Sithis walked over to his desk and collapsed in his chair. dropping his sword at his feet and then puts his feet up on his desk. splattering a few of his papers with blood. Sithis: Whats happened since i've been gone? Gaz: Somthing really really wierd Sithis. Sithis: *raised Eyebrow* Wierd? Gaz: Wierd even for here. Sithis: *sigh* Fill me in on what happened. in detail. Gaz explains everything thats happened since he was trapped in time, in detail. Once he's finished Sithis becomes completely silent, his mind processing it all. Sithis: These events are most likely linked. I didnt feel it before, i was too hyped up on all this excess life force... but somthing terribly terribly wrong is hanging in the air. i can feel... supsence. Gaz:.. The Calm before the Storm. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-05-07, 01:52 PM | ???: Motoko... Motoko felt a chill up her spine as the somewhat familiar voice floated from behind her. Motoko: ...Terra? A hand grabbed her shoulder, spinning her around and a welcome pair of lips met hers. A quick look at Terra's eyes answered her first question. Motoko: That...whatever it was earlier. That was you? Are you ok? Terra: Never better. I've finally come to my senses. You won't have to worry about me any more. Motoko couldn't explain it, but merely looking into Terra's eyes sent electricity through her body. Before, Terra's face was full of trepedation, the weight of seemingly endless problems bearing down on her. Now, she saw an otherworldly confidence, and...an almost psychotic joy. Motoko: What happened to you? Terra: I've been reawakened. No more hesitation... But I came here for a reason. You have fed only from me, have you not? Motoko: That's what you requested, so yes. Terra: :devil: Excellent. You must be feeling rather peckish by now, I wager. Motoko: Er...well, yeah, kind of. Terra: Then indulge yourself. Only, this time, I will give you more than my blood... Motoko opened her mouth to inquire, but Terra just pushed Motoko into her neck. She quickly bit down, savoring the gush of warm blood. There was something different about it's taste, though. It had a bit of a bite to it (pun not intended), and she could feel tremendous vitality rushing to every corner of her body. A haze settled over her mind as she hear Terra whispering in her ear. Terra: You may only be a mistress and not a wife, but in many ways you are closer to me. Your body is fueled by my life force, your life sustained by my power. To honor such unending devotion, I grant you a new station. I take you, Motoko...as my Chosen. At these words, Motoko felt the blood of her lover that flowed through her veins begin to boil, and the blood she took from Terra's neck became irresistable. She involuntarily bit down harder, a frenzy of bloodlust overtaking her. Terra: I also owe you a great debt for your aid. For that I grant you a second wish... Visions entered Motoko's head. She could see the rapidly growing congregation of the Church of Terra. The throngs of the discontent, dispossessed, shunned, disillusioned, abandoned, abused, and, above all else, militant worshippers asking for guidance in a world that seemed to have disowned them. Terra: I have an army at the ready. All that is needed is one to lead them. For that, I choose you as well. Do you accept? The bloodlust sated, Motoko felt reborn. It was if she had become a living (living, undead, same difference) extension of Terra's power. An almost literal Hand of the Goddess. Motoko: With pride, my love. Terra: Guide their hands and put an end to the pointless killing. Subjugate the fat and greedy masses that breed war and suffering with their ignorance. Motoko: As you command... Motoko leaned in, giving Terra a bloodstained kiss. As they pulled away, Terra placed her hand on Motoko's stomach. Terra: And, once you're done... :smirk: I'll grant you a third wish. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-05-07, 02:48 PM | OOcat: *sigh* Looks like it's time to save the world. Again. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-05-07, 03:11 PM | OOcat: *sigh* Looks like it's time to save the world. Again.OOC: With them or from them? Cause that's their goal. Although it is a bit of an alternate route to world peace. :D |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-05-07, 04:00 PM | OOC: ……Although it is a bit of an alternate route to world peace. :D Bunny: Heck, peace is what we're trying to save the world from. |
| urial angel of death07-05-07, 04:07 PM | OOC: With them or from them? Cause that's their goal. Although it is a bit of an alternate route to world peace. :D OOC: World peace is not an end. It is a means to achieve a truly good end, because peace is not good in of itself. The end is a land in which all people can live free of fear and however they wish so long as it does not endanger others. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-05-07, 04:20 PM | OOC: ...The end is a land in which all people can live free of fear and however they wish so long as it does not endanger others.OOC: A.K.A. World Peace. :D :P |
| Charles Phipps07-05-07, 04:39 PM | Sarah: :bigeyes: Tirmek: Sarah, you've had enough links already! Lilly: Oh come on, it's not like her Angel-Demon metabolism won't burn up the fat. *Sarah sits up and begs* Tirmek: *sigh* Here ya go. Sarah: *wags tail* *chomps down on links* Lilly: These ARE Karrnathian sausage links. They're the good ones and not the crappy ones made from King Steve's enemies. Elina: Hey, look at all this nifty stuff I stole! Lilly: Mmmm? Elina: It's weird but being a Raccoon Girl has convinced me to switch classes to Rogue. Tirmek: That's good. Sarah was already a berserker, being a Rogue never really fit her. Elina: SHINY! Lilly: In any case, I think I've got this language thing figured out. Tirmek: I sincerely doubt that's the case. Lilly: That's because YOU aren't smart enough to calculate pi like I am. Tirmek: ....pi can't be calculated. Lilly: Which is why I'm smarter. Tirmek: Ugh. *Sarah scratches for fleas* Tirmek: Damn filthy Cyreans! *Tirmek pulls whip to beat off lepers* Lilly: Let me try to communicate with them. Tirmek: I prefer whipping. Cyrean: Lupa! Lilly: LUPA! *** Twenty minutes later *Everyone is in Anti-Magic Bonds* Tirmek: I hate you. Lilly: I should have accented the Lu and not the pa. |
| rampant07-05-07, 05:26 PM | Tirmek - Lily you're lucky I'm prepared for such eventuallities. Lily - I still fail to see how having lock picking tools grafted under my skin was a good idea. Tirmek - Don't blame me for your crappy spot checks. Sarah - Got the re-curved tumble pick. Elina - Good, try to find the skeleton key next. |
| Charles Phipps07-05-07, 05:39 PM | Lilly: Geez, I think you guys should just leave it to magic. Elina: we're NOT blowing up the jail. Lilly: Magic is the solution to everything. Elina: If it was, you would have memorized Comprehend Languages Lilly: Oh I did, I just wanted to do this naturally for more EXP. Elina::eek: |
| Charles Phipps07-05-07, 05:56 PM | Tirmek: *After delivering sound beating* Elina: I wonder where they got such powerful chains as these Tirmek: These are Pit Chains. From the Deep Pits too. Straight from Shelvaresh. Sarah: A bit off for dumb old Cyreans. Tirmek: Very off. This is from the armies of the Dread Horde. Every one of them is nearly as powerful as we are. Sarah: Woah, how many are there? *peers out cell* Elina: Six Thousand Six hundred and Sixty. Sarah: How can you tell? Elina: Because they're right outside. *Lilly draws his sword* Lilly: ALRIGHT! Tirmek: This is why, Lilly, you aren't allowed to do strategy. We need to sneak out from behind and... Dread Horde Commander: BWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Tirmek: Crap. Dread Horde Commander: And if it isn't the brat Prince of the Rakashasa and his furry harlot! Sarah: Hey! I resemble that remark! Dread Horde Commander: I see you've stumbled onto our hidden plot to use the worship of the Cyrean Enclave to launch an invasion of the physical world in the name of our OVERGOD Chaos! Tirmek: Actually, this is just wild coincidence. Dread Horde Commander: Slaughter them! Tirmek: Sarah, you flee. I'll hold them off. Sarah: No way! Tirmek: This isn't running away! We need to get your mother and the others to repulse them! Elina: I'll go get help.... Lilly: WUSS! COME GET SOME! Tirmek: Tirmek, don't taunt the Dread Horde Commander. Lilly: Why, is it bad? Tirmek: No, just tacky. Dread Horde Commander: Wait....blonde hair.....male.....really short. Lilly: SHORT!? Dread Horde Commander: Obnoxiously huge sword, metal arm, metal leg..... Lilly: WHO YOU CALLING AN INSECT TOO SMALL TO BE CRUSHED!? Tirmek: You obviously. Dread Horde Commander: Red attire....OH MY CHAOS! *The Dread Horde commander flees the room* Dread Horde Commander: DEMONS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT'S THAT MONSTER KILLING WARLOCK, LILLY GALAN! *sounds of complete panic filling the air* Lilly: Huh....wait a damn minute! I ONLY GET HALF EXP IF THEY FLEE! *charges after them* Tirmek: Okay.....what the kriff just happened? |
| rampant07-05-07, 06:59 PM | Tirmek - I really don't understand why they're so scared of you. Lily - Bastards got away. Its because I'm intimidating. Tirmek - No seriously I scrape scarier things than you off my boot. Lily - Maybe you should buy less ugly boots. Tirmek - Lily shut up and grab the rations they left. Lily - Am I the only one who objects to fiendish badger meat? Tirmek - Yes Sarah - Yup Elina - pretty much |
| rampant07-05-07, 07:25 PM | ??? - So you're so pathetic you need a diety to give your life purpose. Motoko - I am Not in the mood. Teiza - Too bad, I went through a lot of paperwork to get these idiots in line. Do you realize how much more its going to take to get any sort of real military out of these losers? Motoko - They're ready and willing. Teiza - Willing maybe, but these morons don't know the fletching from the point. Motoko - What? Teiza - Listen give me five years or so and I can have this set up. But We're only just building the monasteries. The barracks aren't even staked out yet, and quite frankly these priests have got to go. This next set is a lot more level headed. They'll be incharge here in the next couple months as the squirrels take out the fire-brands. Motoko - Why you Little! Teiza - Bring it. Chosen or not I'm still so far out of your league it not funny. |
| Charles Phipps07-05-07, 08:13 PM | Sarah: Besides, it's not like there's anything wrong with Fiendish animal meat. There's Fiendish Skunk....Fiendish Owl...Fiendish Raccoon.... Elina: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Sarah: .....okay, maybe we'll skip that. Lilly: Fiendish Tiger.... Tirmek: GRrrrrrrr. Lilly: Fiendish Wolf.... Sarah: HEY! Lilly: Human. Tirmek: We'll save that for emergencies. Sarah: Yeah. Elina: Ewww! Sarah: But yeah, let's use Lilly to scare away any of the monsters. Tirmek: Lilly is not scary. This is all a clever trap to lure us into complacency. I once banished Lilly to Shelvaresh for a month just on a whim. Lilly: Yeah, that was fun. Elina: How many demons did you kill on that trip. Lilly: Fifty.... Elina: Wow. Lilly: :shifty: Thousand. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-05-07, 08:31 PM | Things are pretty peaceful on at least one section of the ship, as no one bothers Caralot's lab while she's away, not even Kanatash. However the peace is broken by an enthusiastic rendition of "Weird Science", and Caralot pops in through a red and white portal. She daces around a bit while singing, occasionally lifting something baby-sized and yellow above her head. Silver can be seen dancing in the commentary shadow at the bottom of the screen. Caralot: …breeding abberations with very strange mutations—WEIRD SCIENCE! Crys emerges from her post in the record room and jumps about with Caralot yipping all the way. Kanatash sticks his head hesitantly through the wall. When he sees that there are no saccrine creatures in the room he drifts on through. Kanatash: Hello, honey. I see you're back from your trip. Caralot races up to him and shoves the item in his face. Caralot: Take a look. I just picked it up a few hours ago. Kanatash examines the object closely. It is a large, yellow egg about the size of a rabbit or maybe a badger rolled up. Kanatash: Um, not an especially monstrous creation— Carlaot: (hugs to the egg to herself) Oh, silly, it's not hatched yet. Kanatash: :smirk: Can I assume you'll tell me all about it over a little…sampling…session? Caralot: Kanny! I have a baby to take care of right now. I don't have time for that. Kanatash: :eek: But…what— Caralot: Besides, your E.B.N.E. hasn't posted in so long that mine isn't sure what to do with you. But anyway…(starts dancing around with the egg again) ********** Meanwhile………… A high-backed chair in the middle of an array of scrying screens. One of the screens flashes, then changes to show a readout of data concerning interdimensional travel. The person sitting in the chair taps a crystal ball with a wand, with no hand seen from our point of view. Voice from crystal ball: Yes, Mr. Mouse? Mouse: Prepare to carry out phase one. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-05-07, 08:42 PM | Terra: Like it or not, Teiza, that's not true. Teiza: Like hell it's- *finds herself on her back* Teiza: -not? Motoko: I need no one to give my life purpose, I merely wanted the backing needed to do such a thing properly. Teiza: RAGH! *eats dirt* Teiza: :twitch: Motoko: They may only be NPC's, but they are far from useless. Most of them, and quite a few of the more promising ones, are veterans of one conflict or another. It is merely a matter of ascertaining where each can be most helpful. Teiza: *goes all out with the living crystal/shadowblades* GRAAH!! *wakes up a minute later* Terra: You write someone off far to soon and are unwilling to accept changes in hierarchy. Teiza: How do you keep doing that?! Motoko: The answer should be simple. You're smart, figure it out. Terra: I'll leave you to begin the mobilization. Motoko: Logistics and discipline will take some time. Terra: You shouldn't have any problems with command and control. Your aura alone should be enough to ensnare them. Motoko disappeared, leaving Teiza alone with her teacher. Terra: And now I believe it's time to continue your lessons. Teiza: ...she's been holding back, hasn't she? Terra: Yep. Teiza: Because I'm your student? Terra: Yep. Teiza: Would she have tried to kill me when she attacked me last time? Terra: Probably. Teiza: Successfully? Terra: It was too likely to let slide. Just be warned. From now on, I won't be bailing you out unless it means your death. |
| Charles Phipps07-05-07, 08:56 PM | Tirmek: ......Lilly.... Lilly: Demons are sort of like Goblins. Easy to kill and so many. Tirmek: Must go to happy place.... *** Tirmek's Imagination where he's the Master and Lilly is the Doctor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuQ-m4guWCQ |
| rampant07-05-07, 09:00 PM | Teiza - Finally you spend far too much time questioning yourself, and not enough time being yourself. Specifically the ppart of your self that teaches me. I'm starting academy in a few weeks and I need as much of an edge as I can get. Terra - You know i know the academy is really competitive, but you're already quite a bit ahead of Sarah and Elina at your age. I'm sure you'll do fine. Teiza - Fine doesn't cut it. I'm gonna try to test up as far as possible. I want to go up against Dorvos at finals. Finally wipe that smirk off his face. That and I'm going to wipe the floor with your little pet vampire one of these days. |
| urial angel of death07-05-07, 09:26 PM | Volrath: Motoko, while Teiza was wrong to critize your minions so harshly she was right in of that they simply aren't up to snuff. Motoko: Why do you say that, and stop calling them minions, they're disiples of Terra. Volrath: Disiples, follows, zealots, cronies, spaces pirates, they're all the same; they're all minions. Motoko: There's a big difference. Volrath: You're right the space pirates get cooller tech. Motoko: Back to them not being strong enough? Volrath: Well simoky put while they do have fevor and devotion they lack training or any sort of edge, magical or otherwise, over their opponents besides you. Motoko: I along with Terra am all they need. Volrath: Well Terra isn't gonna be doing much, because gods directly acting with mortals is a big no no in Eberron. If Terra appeared on the battlefield not only would you have all of the child gods after you. There is the distinct possibility that the Elder Gods would see it as Eberron fully failing. After that the Great Old Ones would be able to do anything they want to the planet without the need to be sneaky; because they would have the big four's consent. Then let's move on to you. While you as a deity's chosen one can by yourself turn the tide of battle, you can't be at all the battles at once. You can't win every battle for them. Motoko: So what do you suggest mister pessimistic. Volrath: Grafts, lots of grafts! We could form mindblast relays miles longs and everywhere the army marches would become a swampy tribute to grandmother! Siege weapons would be replaced with bio-artillery! Ooooo happy day! :D Motoko: So I take it that whole lon speech was just to get me to let you experiment on my soldiers? ;) Volrath: A little bit from column ! and a litte bit from column B. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-05-07, 10:31 PM | Teiza - Fine doesn't cut it. I'm gonna try to test up as far as possible. I want to go up against Dorvos at finals. Finally wipe that smirk off his face. That and I'm going to wipe the floor with your little pet vampire one of these days. OOcat: You're gonna get all powerful……and then what? What's it really get you? Power's a farce, a ruse the smart people use to distract everyone else. Your average trickster god could be riding on your back at the end of two minutes, and they're the ones who do stupid things with regularity. Volrath: Grafts, lots of grafts! We could form mindblast relays miles longs and everywhere the army marches would become a swampy tribute to grandmother! Siege weapons would be replaced with bio-artillery! Ooooo happy day! :D Bunny: Get this man some "volunteers". Motoko: So I take it that whole lon speech was just to get me to let you experiment on my soldiers? ;) Volrath: Maybe we should get Caralot in on this, seeing as how— Kanatash: No. Volrath: What is it, uncle? You think I'm going to monopolize her? Kanatash: No. It's that she's all out of it like a mother with a newborn baby over some project she bred up. Worst thing is, she's got the good kid doing it , too. Volrath: You mean Kitten? Kanatash: No, the other one. Volrath: Isn't that the evil one? :confused: Kanatash: Yes. Volrath: But you said "the good one"— Kanatash: Okay, before we get into some word joke I meant "good" in the sense of "the one I like the most". :rolleyes: |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-05-07, 10:52 PM | Terra: :schemes: Excellent. That is the way it should be. The Master has power and the Apprentice craves it. Teiza: I'm not sure I like that look in your eye. Terra: Shall we begin now? Everything goes black as Terra envelops them in a cocoon of shadowmatter. Even with her enhanced sight, Teiza can no longer see Terra, and only detects the faintest bits of movement about her. Terra: Since you want to beat your brother so badly, we'll move up a notch. I call this exercise "Acupuncture from Hell". The whisps of movement grow more numerous and harder to follow. Teiza feels several slight pricks in her hand, but nothing serious. Terra: You'll quickly notice that things are not always as they seem. Unsure of what to do, Teiza tries to use the living crystal in her hand to form a shield, but can only partially manipulate it. The parts of her hand that were pricked refused to obey. A quick motion test found her fingers strangely difficult to move. Terra: The more you are hit, the harder things become. When you can no longer defend yourself, you lose. Remain for an hour, and you pass. *two minutes later* Teiza: *pant* *pant* Terra: :smirk: That's actually longer than I expected you to last. Teiza: :bored: Why won't my arms move? Terra: That'll go away soon. Everytime you're hit in that chamber, it interrupts your energy flow. That includes nerve transmissions. Oh, I should mention- Teiza: :eek: GYAAAAAAAHHH!!! Terra: -it hurts like hell when the paths reopen. Teiza: Lemmie try again. Terra: Not just yet. You can't go beating your brother paralyzed, can you? We'll try something else. A shadow doppleganger of Teiza manifests. Terra: First, a warm up till you fully recover. Still stiff, Teiza went for the double, slightly taken aback when it behaved the same way. As her energy returned and her attacks became more fierce, the double responded in kind. Teiza: You created a training dummy? Shadow Teiza: *raised eyebrow* Dummy? Who you calling a dummy, Dummy? Teiza: :pbbbtt: Only Dummies call other people Dummy. Terra: :rolleyes: For all intents and purposes during training, she IS you. Teiza sparred off once again with her double, going all out. Blow for blow her equal, the double took her blows in stride, waiting foran opening that came with little effort. Teiza: AUGH! Clutching her bleeding shoulder, Teiza prepared her counter till Terra bade her hold. Terra: There is one very important difference between you two. She knows your weaknesses. Parts of your form that leave you vulnerable, movements that reduce reaction time, striking distances, habits, etc. To put it nicely, your task here is to study how and why she kicks your ass. Teiza: Lame. When do we get to the good stuff? Object alteration, constructing things from nothing, dopplegangers, that kind of thing. Terra: In time. You have to pass the chamber to do that, and to survive that, you need to beat her. Teiza: Fine by me. Get ready with that chamber thing again. I'll be done in five moves. *five moves later* Teiza: *bleeding from her other shoulder* Ow. *half an hour later* Teiza: W *pant* T *wince* F?! Terra: You think too highly of yourself. Refusing to admit weaknesses is merely an invite for your opponent to exploit them. *an hour later* Teiza has yet to land a single blow of any significance. Teiza: *wheese* This is *pant* just mean. *huff* There's no way *gasp* she's my equal. Terra: This is the difference between knowing and not knowing. Dorvos knows. Even Spoony Bards are amazing at gathering information. Your brother has seen you fight, watched you train, and even sparred against you. It's safe to assume that he knows everything she does. Teiza: Grrrr... Terra: Strength is not a guarantee of victory. It merely makes the win easier to achieve. What good is a one-hit KO that can't be landed? Teiza: One more...round... *passes out* Terra: *sigh* ----- Satnak: Looks like you put her through the ringer. Terra: :devil: And then some. She'll be fine after a bit of rest. Satnak: Seems I'm rubbing off on yah. |
| rampant07-05-07, 11:49 PM | Next time Terra - Ok 5 minutes this time good job Teiza. Teiza - Bring on the clone, Terra - You don't quit do you. Shadow double materializes Teiza makes a pulling motion and the double seems to unravel. Terra - You know this doesn't count right. Teiza - I kinda figured, :D Terra - You're not gonna stop grinning like that for a while are you. Teiza - :D Terra - How did you figure out how to unravel her? Teiza - I watched you deconstruct it after I "passed out" last time. Terra - *FACEPALM* that's right you don't sleep. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-06-07, 12:00 AM | Terra - *FACEPALM* that's right you don't sleep.OOC: Neither does Terra. It's just an easier way of saying "no longer conscious" or "out of energy". And she's ignoring the chamber at the moment till Teiza figures out how to beat the double. Which is going to take a while. IC: *STAB* Teiza: OW! I wasn't done gloating! Shadow Teiza: I can do everything you can, only better. Letting you "unravel" me to sate your ego and drop your guard is childsplay. Try and actually learn something this time. |
| Crystalforged07-06-07, 12:03 AM | Caralot: Besides, your E.B.N.E. hasn't posted in so long that mine isn't sure what to do with you. But anyway…(starts dancing around with the egg again) OOCrystalforged: Don't rub it in. No matter what I do either I can't find the time to post or I can't come up with the inspiration for what to write. It doesn't help that I've decided to try my hand at DMing at school this fall and I've been trying to work on the campaign this summer which is turning out to take a LOT more time than I anticipated. :raincloud Kanatash: No. It's that she's all out of it like a mother with a newborn baby over some project she bred up. Worst thing is, she's got the good kid doing it , too. Volrath: You mean Kitten? Kanatash: No, the other one. OOCrystalforged: :uh-huh: Ok, back it up a second here. I may not be posting often but I still follow this thread religeously, did I miss something major here? What other kid? |
| rampant07-06-07, 12:08 AM | Teiza - How about you shut up. *dives underground* Shadow - I'm not going to fall for that. You want me to jump in and follow right into a trap. Teiza's voice emenates from under a floor fragment kicked upby her entry. Teiza - Then I'll just stab you from here. Shadow spears the ground under the rock only to find her tendril latched onto and used to guid Teiza's response straight to her arm. Shadow - Ahhh *breaks free and takes to the sky* |
| Paulon07-06-07, 12:10 AM | As I recall, there was an evil 'twin' of Kitten running around with Lily, summoned as his mount if my memory serves. Which meant that the double was riding Lily (and no, that's the literal meaning, not the naughty one). Almost everyone assumed it was Kitten, but that was while she was in Caralot's dimension. |
| rampant07-06-07, 12:27 AM | ...Ok seriously how did I miss that? |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-06-07, 12:33 AM | OOC: It was only used a few times to explain why Kitten was in use while she wasn't technically supposed to be here. I'd almost forgotten about that too. IC: *STAB* *parry* *SLICE* *parry* *THRUST* *parry* Teiza: CUT THAT OUT! Swinging wildly, Teiza misses completely. Shadow Teiza: You're wide open. Teiza: :devil: Her attack is met by a shadow spike at point blank range, the shock allowing Teiza to wheel around for a strike at her midsection. The spike is neuralized and the initial blow parried, but Teiza gains momentum, forcing her double back. With the sustained assault, Teiza forces her onto one knee, fighting to stave off Teiza's blades bearing down on her. Shadow Teiza: *grins* I win this round. Again. Kicking out one of Teiza's legs with her planted foot, the doppleganger flips the surprised girl over and into the wall, from which Teiza slides off and hits the floor prone. Teiza: Ow. Again. OOC: This is designed for Teiza to reveal her flaws and such and demonstrate the very real consequences of having them. The shadow double is Teiza at 100% efficiency. At best, Teiza can match her blow for blow. The point is much like the entrance exam for Open Eye. Not to win, just show what she can do and learn from it. |
| Charles Phipps07-06-07, 01:15 AM | Lilly: And another neat fact, if you lick Kitten, you become really :censored: up! Tirmek: How do you know that? Sarah: Oooo! *licks Kitten* *her eyes suddenly get circles moving hypnotically* |
| rampant07-06-07, 01:17 AM | Tirmek - Stop licking the twisted abberation of nature! Kitty - :embarrass Don't you have a girlfriend already? |
| Charles Phipps07-06-07, 01:26 AM | OOC: You should sig Tirmek's line there. ;-) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-06-07, 08:17 AM | OOCrystalforged: Don't rub it in. No matter what I do either I can't find the time to post or I can't come up with the inspiration for what to write. It doesn't help that I've decided to try my hand at DMing at school this fall and I've been trying to work on the campaign this summer which is turning out to take a LOT more time than I anticipated. :raincloud OOC: Sorry. :raincloud And yes, there is some evil twin of Kitten's running around. As far as we remember. Which is not very well. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-06-07, 08:27 AM | Lilly: And another neat fact, if you lick Kitten, you become really :censored: up! Tirmek: How do you know that? Lilly: Licking abberations…………you know, the kids at One Eye called it "Toad". Tirmek: How would you know? Everyone at school knows you're spoony, they wouldn't give you the time of day. Lilly: I pretended to be someone cool. Tirmek: I'll believe it when I see it. :rolleyes: Lilly: (puts on sunglasses and slicks back his hair) Yo. Name's Lando. Tirmek: :blink: What is it with you an aliases? Brian, Ted, Lando… Lilly: It was for a good cause this time: I was asked by the school administrators to infiltrate the Toad culture to break it up. It went something like THIS…… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNatrJYvsOM&mode=related&search=) Tirmek: Why would Forbes ask you to do it? You don't have a subtle bone in your body. Lilly: Because of my extensive history of being a secret agent for Karrnath. Tirmek: :blink:……………………………:rofl: Lilly: No, really (digs a viewing crystal out of his pocket), here's my resumé. Secret Agent Lilly Galan, aka Tedward Elric (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo6JjGtXWkM&mode=related&search=) |
| rampant07-06-07, 10:04 AM | Tirmek - You know lily i think I heard about that mess actually. Lily - huh? Tirmek - Several of the ppsych majors wanted to cut you up the see what the hell was wrong with you. |
| Charles Phipps07-06-07, 11:41 AM | OOC: Man I salute you, there's an FMA vid for everything! Lilly: It's okay Tirmek. Maybe someday, you'll be more than my sidekick. Elina: Ooooo burrrnnnnnn! *Elina licks Kitten and falls over as she twitches in joy* Kitten: And I thought my life couldn't get any less dignified on the Forgotten Freedom. Lilly: In Sarlona, your name translates as "Welcoming Cat" and people write erotic manga about you. Kitten: EEEP! Tirmek: Are you TRYING to convince her to destroy the world? Lilly: It's long been a theory that I was meant to be a Sephiroth style avatar of evil but I got warped by Dol Arrah because she likes FMA. Tirmek: That I believe. Lilly: The real question is whether it was the real Kitten or the evil Kitten who slept with Benny. Tirmek: Why would you even care!? Lilly: .....Daleks :censored: me off. |
| rampant07-06-07, 11:55 AM | Tirmek - I am going to dance on your grave. Lily - Did that, I got better. Tirmek - One of these days Lily. You're going to stay dead, and I'm going to be very happy. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-06-07, 12:10 PM | OOC: Man I salute you, there's an FMA vid for everything! OOC: It's true! We've got a slew of them! Make a request, maybe we can find one for you. |
| Charles Phipps07-06-07, 12:10 PM | Lilly: Please, you'll have died long before me. Tirmek: I'm immortal and your human. Lilly: Just keep telling yourself that. Sarah: Okay, we need to get back to the quest. Lilly: Yeah, pass me the Welcoming Cat. I feel a bit parched. Elina: I think she's tapped. Lilly: Depress her, she'll sweat more nifty stuff to lick. Elina: There's Grand Druid who brings presents on Dol Dornmas. Heheh. Kitten::weep: Elina: Awesome! *The three descend to licking* |
| rampant07-06-07, 12:17 PM | OOC: Tirmek is not immortal, he just plans to cut Lily's oxygen tank. ------------------------------ Tirmek - Stop Licking the twisted aberration of nature! |
| Charles Phipps07-06-07, 03:00 PM | OOC: Tirmek is not immortal, he just plans to cut Lily's oxygen tank. Oh like he'll live that long with Lilly's effect on his heart. IC: Sharn The Flaming *snicker* Prince: Where is my Dread Army going!? Jacob Hunter: It would seem, sir, that the Great Destroyer has appeared. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: Ooooo! Great Destroyer! That sounds evil! Let's hire him! Jacob Hunter: No, sir, the Great Destroyer OF EVIL. Its a prophecized being that will lay waste to the Fiendish races. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: Describe this Chosen One! Jacob Hunter: As with all Chosen Ones; it is blonde, petite, vapid, and utterly incapable of looking intimidating. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: How insidious! Jacob Hunter: Yes, furthermore, it has an attraction to morally ambigious characters who frequently become hosts for great evil. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: I thought Muffy was dead. Jacob Hunter: No worse, it's your brother. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: CURSES! Jacob Hunter: And he's become involved with the most feared and dangerous type of Lycanthrope. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: You mean? Jacob Hunter: Yes, the resurrected Grand Warrior Race of the Shapechangers. Those whom won the Daelkyr wars and drove back the great evils of reality. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: Yes....the Were-Raccoon. Jacob Hunter: They're only capable of being injured by gold weapons and are allergic to broccoli. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: I must convince my mad scientists to create a race of BROCCOLI-WERES to destroy her! Jacob Hunter: I'm afraid, sir, that's not in the budget. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: Oh? Jacob Hunter: Yes, you had all of your silverware monogrammed and your castle re-painted a nice shade of pink. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: RED! I ASKED FOR FIRE RED! Jacob Hunter: Ahem, sir, I specifically remember you asking for Flaming Red. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: *sigh* Very well, now that the Dread Horde is scared off. What do we have to impede Tirmek and company from discovery my evil fortress. Jacob Hunter: .....Goblins sir. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: We hired Darguun's smelly evil tribes!? Ewww! Jacob Hunter: Not quite sir, we hired uhhh....one of the D20 Open Source clans of Goblins. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: Oh no. Jacob Hunter: Yes, we have a small army of Keebler Goblins....for 1st level dungeons. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: Are they...ill tempered? Jacob Hunter: ....they make brownies sir. The Flaming *snicker* Prince: :twitch: FATTENING BROWNIES!? Jacob Hunter: .....yes? The Flaming *snicker* Prince: Excellent! Goblin Chef: Try our new Diet Brand! It's as delicious as our full version! The Flaming *snicker* Prince::weep: |
| rampant07-06-07, 03:05 PM | OORampant - I'd make a joke about scraping the bottom of the barrel, but the splinter golems already dislike me. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-06-07, 03:21 PM | The Flaming *snicker* Prince: I must convince my mad scientists to create a race of BROCCOLI-WERES to destroy her! Jacob Hunter: I'm afraid, sir, that's not in the budget. Flaming Prince: It's all well and good anyway: if we did create them that my brother would stop at nothing to destroy the entire race. Jacob Hunter: Why is that, sir? Flaming Prince: It all happened back when he was a baby (before he was dropped…repeatedly…on his head)……… Lilly Hates Broccoli (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n2_lsd6qnw) |
| Charles Phipps07-06-07, 03:33 PM | Lilly: In any case, Tirmek, I've got a newsflash for you. Tirmek: What Lilly? Lilly: You're actually not even my no. 1 archenemy. Tirmek: WHAT!? Lilly: Yes, it's pretty damn difficult to top that bastarve Marve Huges. Tirmek: Marve Huges? Lilly: Yeah, he was a Halfling member of the Karrnath King's Wands. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJrCqsTMjCc Lilly: Shudder. Tirmek: He seems like a relative of yours. Lilly: He's Dad's third cousin. |
| rampant07-06-07, 03:42 PM | Lily - Gah bleeding from massive neck trauma. Sarah - That seemed a tad excessive. Tirmek - He thoroughly needed a strangling. Elina - Maybe, but digging in with the claws was a bit much. |
| Charles Phipps07-06-07, 04:27 PM | Lilly: Can I borrow your hammer of healing? Elina: Sure. *WHAM* Elina: LILLY! YOU HIT TIRMEK! Lilly: Oh, it'll heal him right up! Elina: No! Healing only causes MORE damage on fiends! Lilly: Uhh...yeah...obviously I'm ignorant and didn't know that. Elina: WISDOM DOES NOT AFFECT KNOWLEDGE ROLLS! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-06-07, 04:36 PM | Tirmek: Marve Huges? Lilly: Yeah, he was a Halfling member of the Karrnath King's Wands. OOcat: So then who's Humes? 13: *sigh* Okay, it's impossible to do both an obsessed family man and a pervert in the same body without loosing the funny. So I had to split them up. Bunny: Wait, you sounded annoyed there. 13: I'm the only one of us who has a job that can even be applied to me. And as the god of *nal-retentive people……. |
| Charles Phipps07-06-07, 04:38 PM | OOC: Huges is his porn name. |
| rampant07-06-07, 04:45 PM | Tirmek - I AM NOT A BLOODY FIEND! Lily - Then how come the HH didn't heal you? Tirmek - THATS UNDEAD YOU BLOODY WANKER! Lily - That still doesn't explain- Tirmek - YOU FORGOT THE COMMAND WORD YOU SPOONY MORON! Lily - oh Trimek - *Stab*twang* Lily - Spi-dah man spi-dah man |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-06-07, 07:29 PM | Lily - Spi-dah man spi-dah man Lilly: Nanananananananananananana BAT-MAN— Tirmek: *twang* Lilly: —I mean, TIR-MEK! |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-06-07, 09:59 PM | OOC: Who else but Quagmire? Lilly, that's who. Giggity. :D IC: Motoko: That's actually a very tempting offer, Volrath. Volrath: *GLEE* I get to do something! Motoko: However...we'll have to ask that you make most of the improvements covert. Like how you LOOK 13 and human, but are really centuries old and a tentacle monster. Volrath: :( What's the fun in that? Motoko: Let me ask you something. How long has it been since you saw Terra go all out in warfare? Volrath: Too long. Motoko: Would you like to see it again? Volrath: :weep: I can see a work of beauty like that again? :weep: Motoko: Assuming you follow my requests. Volrath: YAY! Motoko: I've learned quite a lot from her. I hope you won't be disappointed. Volrath: Ok, kids, time to show me what you can do. Vladimere & Deis: :cheer: WOO-HOO! :dancin: |
| rampant07-06-07, 10:16 PM | Terra - Hey Satnak, how's Teiza? Satnak - ... Incensed Terra - the shadow double is that difficult for her? Satnak - No, she's mad at you for choosing now to start using all those followers. She's ****** you interupted the building of her pet projects: The monasteries. Terra - I didn't do that? Satnak - You backed Motoko who just gave the order to halt construction and just disbanded Teiza's hand picked group of shadow casters, clerics, and assasins. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-06-07, 10:27 PM | Motoko: I did what now? Since when? Teiza: Since the mobilization began! You're taking this away from me! Motoko: The monastaries are part of the overall plan. Winning wars is one thing, but if those you've subjugated hate you, you're still gonna lose. Places of healing and safety are vital to convincing the populace that you're actually interested in them and not just the prize. Teiza: :bored: Motoko: :rolleyes: Or at least let you pretend that to be true. Not to mention they're great places to gather information. Teiza: But if it wasn't you, then- ... ... Both: KITHLE! Kithle: :D |
| Charles Phipps07-06-07, 11:32 PM | Lilly: Okay, well we're not making any progress whatsoever. Tirmek: You noticed that, huh? Lilly: Sweet Dol Arrah, it was like that time Major Paladinmount took us on the trip to the Doctors. http://www.inverteddungeon.com/treasury/remixes/CVAoS-%20Floating%20Garden.mp3 Tirmek: Holy.....wow...that was more information than I ever wanted to know about you. *The Flaming Prince meanwhile sets a trail of corn kernels on the ground* Elina: Hmmm, random crumbs leading to a suspicious ally. *Her Raccoon tail wiggles* Elina: Eh, what's the worst that could happen? *Elina walks in as there's a shocking noise as her tail sticks straight out from the side of the ally* *she's then dragged away* Tirmek: No, Lilly, that's REALLY how you perform a prostate exam. Lilly: That is complete horse shavit! Sarah: Elina has been kidnapped! Lilly: Ah crap! Tirmek: Where the hell are we going to find her!? *Lilly tugs on the Rakashasa before pointing to the big signs that say I've kidnapped Elina and Evil Overlord Castle this way* |
| Charles Phipps07-06-07, 11:38 PM | Stewie: Hmmm, at last my transformation device is ready. Ketler: Just don't tell anyone about the magazines you found under my bed. Stewie: Yes, your Cat Fancy fetish is safe with me. Ketler: SHHHHHHHHHH! *ZAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP* *Stewie now utterly resembles Lilly* Stewie: Perfect, I've managed to replicate the embodiment of a dumb but virile specimen. Ketler: With a high midiclorian count! Stewie: Oh please, like anyone believes that's the source of magical powers! Now, with a suitable body, I can destroy Aerith and begin my plot to take over Q'barra. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RNH2kFdXzw Stewie: Uhhmmmm oh bother, this isn't working out right at all. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-07-07, 12:24 AM | Elina is being led through the hallways of the Flaming Prince's evil lair. Elina: :mymy: (i.h.h.: Shiny...) Ivy: As you can see my palace is tastefully decorated with only the finest gold plating on the bricks. I made sure to test out the color matches for the gems and such embedded in it and have carefully calculated the Feng Sh- *notices that everything in front of Elina is fine, but everything behind her is stripped bare. Seriously, there's a line* Elina: :shifty: What? :angelhide: Ivy: Minion! I thought I said to take away her bags of holding! Minion: :eek: I did sir, honest! Ivy: :bored: Where is all of it? Elina: Same place I put all my shiny stuff. ----- Plane of Shadow A giant horde of shiny things, mostly worthless crap, lies strewn about a pond. Shadow Nymph: :mad: Where the hell does it all come from?! ----- Ivy: It seems you may need to be strip searched. Kerrith: :D Ivy: But, for old time's sake, I'll let it slide if you stop. Kerrith: :weep: *they keep walking* Ivy: Oh, and- *sees that the line has moved with them* Ivy: What did I say? Elina: He did it! Minion: :eek: No I di- *ZAP* Ivy: Minion 2! Minion 2: Yes, your flamboyantness? Ivy: Guard the prisoner. *they keep walking, and the line follows* Ivy: Elina! Elina: *chibi :bigeyes: with anime tears* Ivy: HOW DARE YOU, MINION 2! Minion 2: :gah: *ZAP* *much later* Ivy: Who would have thought ALL my minions are thieves? Elina: *anime sweatdrop* Er...right. Your minions... :shifty: |
| Charles Phipps07-07-07, 01:31 AM | OOC: Bravo. One of the best Elina posts ever. ;-) |
| Charles Phipps07-07-07, 02:00 AM | Lilly: Well there's only one thing to do. Sarah: Rescue Elina! Lilly: Get utterly blitzed on Alcohol. Sarah: WHAT!? Lilly: Sarah, I'm from Karrnath. That means we don't do our thinking clearly until we've had a few. Sarha: You're underaged! Lilly: The Karrnath legal drinking age is 2.... Sarah: :eek: Lilly: :shifty: Months. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm73waXem8w&mode=related&search= Tirmek: Okay... *Lilly has drunk a keg down* Tirmek: Now that Lilly is utterly worthless. Lilly: *blink blink* Okay, I've had a keg. Our plan should be to use the teleportation platforms here and here and here which will take us to the largest tower in the city above the Floating fortress where we'll jump down with our Sharn Tokens to feather fall in order to perform a Level 6 halo jump and infiltrate the castle. Everyone clear? Sarah: :eek: |
| Charles Phipps07-07-07, 02:17 AM | The Sky Castle of the Flaming Prince The Flaming Prince: Now, Elina, I have you in my clutches! Bwhahahahahaha! Elina: This ice cream is very good! The Flaming Prince: Well I always like to make sure desert is done by professionals. In the morning we always have Aundair Vanilla Espressos. Elina: Oooooo. Goblin: More toffee macademia nut? Elina: Oh no, I c.....*snatches it and munches it down* Jacob Hunter: Sir, the Sky Castle is ready to begin bombing Sharn to submission. Elina: Oh no! You're going to blow up Sharn! Jacob Hunter: Well, I suggested we stick with something traditional. The Flaming Prince: Well that was the original idea yes....but then I decided that wouldn't really win me any conquered followers. So I decided to drop fliars. Jacob Hunter: .....and then he decided that might cause papercuts, so he decided against it. The Flaming Prince: Sharn will soon fall under my clutches thanks to my most fiendish plan yet! *** Sharn Sarah: Tirmek..... Tirmek: Yeah? Sarah: Is it raining candy? Tirmek: *picks up a brownie off the ground* *munch munch munch* Mmmmm Devil's Food. Lilly: That fiend! He's going to cause immeasurable harm to the diabetics of this city! *** The Flaming Prince: Of course, it's all a special brand of sugar free substitute. Elina: What's the substitute? The Flaming Prince: Souls of the Innocent. Elina: :eek: The Flaming Prince: In any case, it is certain my brother will come to rescue his lover. Elina: Errr....:shifty: about that. The Flaming Prince: You mean you haven't.... Elina: No. The Flaming Prince: Well Lilly certainly has.... Elina: I :headexplo know. The Flaming Prince: But...you sleep in the same bed. Elina: Yes. :embarrass The Flaming Prince: Then... Elina: Since Lilly and I got back together, well.....we don't sleep alone. The Flaming Prince: :confused: Elina: Because he's afraid he'll need to be called to action, he insists his "mount" sleep with us. The Flaming Prince: You mean? Kitten: *walks in wearing pajamas and carrying toothpaste* Anyone know where the bathroom is? Elina: And she sleeps between us too! :weep: |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-07-07, 02:23 AM | OOC: :heehee on the video and the preceding scene. This should probably be counted as happening before Ivy the Flaming Prince *snicker* begins "bombing" Sharn. IC: Sarah: Uh...I have wings... *Lilly passes out the Tokens* Sarah: You drool over Elina's constantly... Lilly: To the Teleporters! *runs off* Tirmek: He failed his Spot Check and Knowledge (Sarah) Check. Don't feel too bad. I think they're hot. Sarah: :D *gnaws on the token* |
| rampant07-07-07, 03:57 AM | Lily - Hey where did everyone go? ---------------------------------------- Hyrd - This is the engine room, on left is Hyrd room. Ivy - Hello luv, showing the guests around? Hyrd - Hyrd give tour.*slobber glomp* Hyrd want give Ivy tour of someplace private. Tirmek - Listen I hate to interrupt, but we kinda need Elina back for a bit. Can we reschedule this VVH bit? Ivy - sure... whatever just go:embarrass Hyrd wait till they leave atleast. Tirmek - Ok Elina? Elina - Yeah lets let them have some privacy. Sarah, Tirmek, and Elina exit. -------------------------------------- Tirmek - Can we please go find the air orb yet? |
| Charles Phipps07-07-07, 01:37 PM | Ivy: Oh, I have it. Tirmek: Can we have it? Ivy: Uh....no. *Tirmek is blasted through a wall* Ivy: It's perfect for my boundoir! RELEASE THE.....what is guarding the Air Orb? Jacob Hunter: Well because Tiamat is dead, we got Kefka. Ivy: Oh come on! *A Goblin-esque court jester pops in* Kefka: Bwhahahahaha! |
| urial angel of death07-07-07, 01:41 PM | Kerrith: *Begins dancing* ------- Volrath, Vladimere, and Deis are in the Lowwer Deck's organ plant Volrath: Vlad how are you coming on the sinew and muscle replacements? *pulls lever* A series of blades, hooks, and claws descend on the zealot strapped to a table closest to Volrath. They slice her chest open, break the sternum, and spread the rib-cage open in the span of six seconds. They then rapidly place tubing into all of her major blood vessels, and remove the poor minion's heart. Vladimere: Not as well as expected. Your books are hundreds of thousands of years old and humans have evolved since then. The minion who Vlad is working on screams as his arm snaps in half from the stress of new sinew being sewn into it. Volrath: Impossible! Third stage awares don't change that fast. Vladimere: Well these ones did. Their bones have become more brittle and their muscles weaker. The machines are too strong. Besides even when the claws don't break their bones they get shattered by the new muscles. *flips switch* The operation table tilts its head upward, flushing the broken follower into the a hole that opens in the floor. A faint cry is heard from below before the hole closes itself. Deis: *over at the mind extractor* He's right. Their memories are significantly shorter than the reference gives them credit for. However on the plus side all reflex and logic sections have expanded. Volrath: Alright we can always recalibrate the machines. *pushs a big candy-like button* The zealot's heart is replaced by a beating green globe. Vladimere: That would take weeks. We could always just put in a bone replacement or graft. Volrath: Great idea. *pushes back lever* The woman's ribs and skin are put back in place and healed up instantly. Deis is looking through her subject's memories. She comes upon a memory of the human's sister being shredded by a giant spider; thus causing a life-long fear of spider. Deis: You won't be needing this. Deis turns a dial and the painful memory is sucked out of his mind and into a vial of mindflayer info liquid. Then just to make sure it was a clean sweep she also got rid of the sister from all the warrior's memories. Deis: Don't want to leave any loose ends. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-07-07, 02:20 PM | After everything she'd experienced, Nina thought there was little she hadn't seen before. She was wrong. Within the dome of flame, she could see what appeared to be about half a dozen different Dire animals in astral form visciously tearing apart something. With each attack, it's form changed, but seemed also to configure to whatever Nina guessed it might be at the time. Surrounding it, and in various stages of attack, were a wolf, a tiger, a hawk, a fox, a snake, and a bear. With each wound they gave the strange creature, more of the foul mist appeared. It flowed to the perimeter of the dome they were surrounded in, but stopped there. Except for a single area. The barrier was incomplete, and the mist leaked into the rest of the world from there. Through the noise, Nina couldn't make it out completely, but she could hear the voices of the combatants. Between battle directions and spells, she could hear a few curses uttered against what she believed to be "former" comrades that had either fled or failed to show. Being not of this world, Nina could not aid in sealing the barrier, and the mist pouring forth was impossible to approach. She could only watch as the nebulous thing they tore apart grew smaller, the mist growing ever more putrid. With a final, desperate attack, the creature erupted in a flash of magic, consuming the last of it's essence and blowing apart the barrier. ----- Nina again landed hard, this time coming down not on grass, but on cold, hard cement. Her still unhealed wounds bled as they reopened, but through the pain she could see her Teleport was successful. Nina: That was too close for comfort... As she tried to judge her location, her cell went off. Nina: Izzy? Izzy: Nina! Where the hell have you been?! Nina: *coughs* I guess that means I'm back... Izzy: Say what now? Nina: I'll tell you later. Ugh! *her wounds begin rehealing* Izzy: What's wrong? Nina: ...it's nothing. *wince* Don't worry about it. Where are you? Izzy: We're nearing the southern edge of the Sahara, making for the Cape. Nina: ...why do you need an airplane? Izzy: Let's just say we've got an issue with the tablet and it involves the oldest race in the world that we thought was extinct but really isn't. Nina: ...Antarctica then? Izzy: You got it. Nina: I'll meet you at the Cape. Izzy: We're currently on foot and looking for transportation. You sure you don't want to meet us earlier? Nina: It may take me that long to get there at this rate. Izzy: :confused: The sound of chopper blades and sirens nearing brought a swift end to the conversation as the North American dictatorship caught on to her unregistered (and, therefore, unmonitored) signal. The police surrounded the location, only to find little more than blood stains that quickly boiled away. |
| rampant07-07-07, 03:37 PM | Izzy - Why did you pull over? Satnak - If we're going to antartica then we need warm clothes. Dorvos - brrrrrrrr Izzy - Yes but what does that lion have to do with it? Satnak - Until we can get some cold adapted mammal this is the best we're gonna find. Izzy - Oh no ------------------ Lisa - I find this both cute and disturbing. Dorvos - *with lion's mane coat* :D |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-07-07, 07:27 PM | Scias: :banghead: Momo: :rolleyes: It's not THAT bad. Scias: Y-y-y-y............... *pulls out the sign* *squiggle* Yes it is. Momo: You'd rather have no internal monologue? Scias: Y-y-y-ye- :thinks: ......n-n-n-n- :thinks: ............ :mad: ----- Lenneth: Look, Nina, this is an RPG. You're not really gonna get anywhere if you don't defend yourself. Nina: Killing things is not defensive. Lenneth: If they're gonna keep trying it is. Your idealism is gonna get you or someone else killed someday. There are times when killing is the only way to prevent further harm. Nina: :mad: Like what Mom and Uncle Volrath are doing? Lenneth: I don't much like it either, but would you rather a slow death by poison or having the limb cut off? Nina: What kind of choice is that?! Lenneth: Lies, deceit, backstabbing, subterfuge, hubris, and greed are rampant in the world. Everyone thinks they should run it, even when they can't even get their own little corner to run properly. Nina: :rant: What do you think our parents are doing?! I now feel ILL when I'm around my own mother! She's prepared to kill anything she has to in order to get what she wants, and she's doing it through other people who look to her for HELP! Lenneth: So it's ok for her to ignore those same people? Leave the world in the same condition that creates their suffering? Leave them to fend for themselves as their ranks grow day by day and they take matters into their own hands? That would be slaughter. Nina: :weep: But it's not right! Evil means to a Good end is a false hope! The deeds wrought to bring about the New World Order will bring it crashing down, and even more will suffer and die! Am I the only one who sees this? :weep: Lenneth: Could you stop it? Nina: *sniff* What? Lenneth: If you tried right now, would you be able to stop what is happening? Can you convince the people that this is not the way? Nina: ...no. Lenneth: Why is that? Nina: What do you mean, "why"?! I'm just a little girl! Lenneth: No, it is because you are powerless. Your ideals are not wrong, they're just hard. Evil is just plain quicker, easier, and more seductive. That's what makes beings like you so rare. If you are not strong enough, not respected enough, not flat-out tough enough to show others the way, then who else will? Being unable to do something about it does not mean you're at fault, not working to CHANGE that condition DOES. Nina: :( I just...don't understand... |
| Charles Phipps07-07-07, 07:41 PM | OOC: I'd like to say... Best 8-bit ever. http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/070707.png |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-07-07, 08:07 PM | OOC: And, oddly enough, is a perfect description of how Nina would react to trying to be evil. :D |
| Charles Phipps07-07-07, 08:08 PM | Lenneth: No, it is because you are powerless. Your ideals are not wrong, they're just hard. Evil is just plain quicker, easier, and more seductive. That's what makes beings like you so rare. If you are not strong enough, not respected enough, not flat-out tough enough to show others the way, then who else will? Being unable to do something about it does not mean you're at fault, not working to CHANGE that condition DOES. Nina: :( I just...don't understand... *non-canon* Lenneth: Let me explain, there's Nine Types of Personalities in the world according to Kanatash's Hierarchy of Alignment. Nina: Nine? Lenneth: Yes, each representing fundamentally your relationship to society and the gods. Nina: Really? Lenneth: Yes, also your relationship to the Positive and Negative Material Plane but that's just physics. Nina: Wow! This solves all moral questions! Lenneth: *sigh* Not really. Nina: I don't understand. Lenneth: Let's start with Lawful Good. This is embodied by individuals who attempt to follow a structures and altruistic path of interaction with society. Nina: Like Lisa? Lenneth: At best, though she sort of started leaning towards Neutral Good later on. Now, she's completely Neutral to anything but her groin. The problem is that this routinely tends to produce people that use their own standards for judging other people in order to make society work. Nina: That doesn't seem very nice. Lenneth: Maybe it isn't nice, on the other hand. Sometimes a lot of people need a smack in the head. We all judge other people because if we don't then we effectively cease to have any meaning of our own. Nina: I see. Lenneth: Next is Neutral Good which attempt to follow a balanced approach of accepting others and making society a more altruistic place. Nina: I like the sound of that. Lenneth: Unfortunately, acceptance too often means people walk all over you. You're Neutral Good. Nina: Hey! Lenneth: Don't worry, so is Captain/King/Broody Vampire/Spoony Bard Rose. Aerith goes without saying is the Mother of all Neutral Goods. Lenneth: Next is Chaotic Good. Chaotic Good individuals attempt to interact with society in an altruistic manner....except they utterly and completely reject any attempt to regulate their own method of dealing with the world around them. Nina: What? Lenneth: I mean Lilly. Nina: Oh. Isn't he a Paladin? Lenneth: He's a Holy Liberator. It means that he recieves supernatural powers to try and make the world a better place by doing whatever he feels like that makes the world seem better. Usually, this involves wrecking things or vigilante justice. They tend to be extremely emotional and damn the consequences types. Nina: Like Captain Jarlot? Lenneth: He's Chaotic NEUTRAL. Which means that his every action is resolved by the whims of the moment. Especially as effected by alcohol, lust, or need for survival. Literally, their only redeeming quality is that they don't BY NECESSITY feel the need to screw over others. Nina: Wow. Lenneth: Next is Neutrality. Neutral people tend to reject any moral absolutes to reality as a whole and instead focus on day to day survival. The majority of people in the world never make a moral stance about anything but like to think they would. It's the herd mentality. Ironically, some people exalt this lack of a stance and use it to justify a pure devotion to knowledge or some trade that doesn't really have any intrinsic moral value. Nina: What? Lenneth: Marish, Momo, and Ketler. Keep them happy and they'll do anything you want them too. They might feel some guilt if they do too much evil but they're unlikely to have the stamina for a sustained life of good. Nina: This system works better in example than explaining. Lenneth: You're right. Nina: I assume Lawful Neutral is next? Lenneth: Yes, it's people devoted to a specific set of moral rules that are independent of the benefit to society. Like a person who believes in the rules of a God should be followed whether they help people or hurt them. Nina: Huh. Lenneth: Tirmek with his Rakashasa disdain for everything in the world but lack of care whether mortals live or die tends to fall under this. Lenneth: Which brings us to evil. Nina: Evil is bad! Lenneth: Yes, however, it's also occasionally what's needed to motivate society forward. In situations of disaster or great struggle, a person who believes that pain or want are good things to inflict on people are often able to motivate them. They tend to be bitterly hated in peacetime or times of abundance but are exalted as those who get things done. Nina: Ugh. Lenneth: Lawful Evil is the alignment of individuals who actively despise most of society but usually hold themselves to some kind of code that justifies it. Silver Flamers who think everyone but an elect are damned for instance. Nina: ewww. Lenneth: Motoko is Lawful Evil as she is mostly given purpose by Terra. She hates most of humanity though for the slaughter and rapine wrecked on her. Nina: Also Stewie. Lenneth: Andrea is also Lawful Evil as she considers herself amoral in the pursuit of pure science but is bound by rigid rules of morality as a Karrnathian noblewoman. Etiquette alone keeps her in check. Nina: And Neutral Evil? Lenneth: Rather than accepting any rules for oneself, they tend to accept the context of rules to their behavior but break them whenever it becomes conveinant. Morality is a lie to them but one they often entertain themselves with the delusion of. Nina: Kanatash. Lenneth: A perfect example. Finally, there's Chaotic Evil. Nina: The Redshirts? Lenneth: Almost to the man they deserve every bit of condemnation given them. They violently reject authority in all forms and we have to kill them in order to stop them from killing huge hordes of innocent people and us in our sleep. Michael is also Chaotic Evil. Nina: He is? Lenneth: Yes, but Lethargy has sapped most of his will to destroy. Love failed to heal him though as he was briefly Lawful Good but he couldn't find something to fill the vacancy in his heart. Nevertheless, he's a destructive monster of unparralleled skill when motivated. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-07-07, 08:26 PM | Easily-Convinced-OOcat: Wow, that explanation makes everything so simple. Bunny: Kill'm all. :bored: Saves time and brainpower. Usually-Confused-OOcat: Wait, where does that put you people? 13: That depends. :D You first have to answer the question of whether what we do is what we have to do or if we just do it at our whim. If it's the former, then we're Lawful Neautral. If the latter, then Chaotic Neutral, or possibly Evil. Silver: At least we know we exist because we judge. Having-Something-Like-Morals-OOcat: No meaning when one doesn't judge? Then what about things that have no capacity to judge? Rocks, plants, a large percentage of animals? Don't they still have meaning (without it being imposed by the "capacity to judge" people)? Bunny: Give it a rest. No one ever listens. Various sentient species have been trying since they became existant to figure out what's going on with the universe. Know what happens to them? They die! 13: Once you get thinking the thinkers think too much. :P It's a hidden-camera show of laughs, though, so we're lucky they aren't smart enough to realize that they've already lost. Morbid-Fun-OOcat: Well, Eberron's about to go through some of that. I'll get the popcorn started. |
| Charles Phipps07-07-07, 08:52 PM | Kefka: Heheehhehehehehe! Tirmek: Oh come on! We're supposed to be afraid of a guy in a Jester's outfit! Kefka: I'm a second edition holdover. Tirmek: Yeah, so? Kefka: That means, I'm a 30th level Jester *Kefka pulls out Pipes of Dance* Tirmek: That's still a Bardic Prest.....AHHHHHH! I'm WALKING LIKE AN EGYPTIAN! Kefka: Loser. Elina: Must...fight...but...pretty bells! Sarah: GRRRRRRRRR.... *Kefka tosses a rubber bone* *Sarah pounces on it* Lilly: So it comes down to us Kefka. Kefka: Well....me and this Horde from Xoriat. Lilly: I thought the Daelkyr didn't want to destroy Ebberron! Kefka: Who said anything about the Daelkyr? Willy Wonka and the rest of them aren't the only Chaotic Evil Powers in there! Lilly: Actually, they're Neutral Evil. Kefka: Which is DUMB. I represent....ORCUS. Lilly: Oh crap! THE MOTHER OF ALL D&D TWINKMASTER MONSTERS! Kefka: Actually, that's Tiamat and the Tarrasque, Orcus is a distant 3rd though. Monte Cook: Planescape is so underappreciated. Kefka: So, basically, I'm going to unleash a horde of unpleasant nasties onto Eberron and create a Dawn of the Dead style Apocalypse. Flaming Prince: Will they be pretty undead? Kefka: No. Flaming Prince: :weep: Kefka: Blame Keith Baker, by creating the Plane of Shadow as a gateway to other dimensions, he opened all manner of nonsense visiting! Look over there! *Elminster's impaled and tortured body* Kefka: Which was a favor to everyone. NOW, I SUMMON THEE HOSTS OF THE NINE HELLS! *A portal opens, a pretty girl in a business suit with horns and glasses walks out, her hair in a bun* *Kefka takes the note* Kefka: What the... Eriynes: I'm sorry, but we can't just stand around waiting for mortals to summon us into the physical world. There have to be appointments made. Kefka: Wait, did I get the address wrong? Eriynes: I think you meant the Abyss. Kefka: God dammit, the re-arranged cosmologies are too confusing. Eriynes: The Abyss doesn't even exist here either. Kefka: I thought Xoriat *WAS* the Abyss. Eriynes: It's one of TWO Planes of Evil aligned Chaos. Kefka: Two? Eriynes: Sorry. Kefka: Sorry, I got Orcus confused with Asmodeus for a second. Okay, restart. Eriynes: We can fit you in next Thursday. Kefka: Sorry, I'm needing something a little sooner. Eriynes: Sorry we couldn't help you. *She hip swayingly walks back into the vortex* Lilly: Mmmmmm sexy evil office lady :drool: Kefka: Which was a favor to everyone. NOW, I SUMMON THEE HOSTS OF XORIAT! *Undead start pouring out* Lilly: It's up to me and my mount now. I SUMMON THEE WELCOMING CAT! *Kitten climbs on Lilly's back* Flaming Prince: Uhhhh what exactly is she supposed to do? Kitten: Oh, lots of stuff. Flaming Prince: Like what? *Kitten pulls out a shotgun and cocks it with one hand* Kitten: Let's kill these b*tches. |
| urial angel of death07-07-07, 08:56 PM | *before Rampant's last post* Satnak and crew are moving through the Sahara and toward a small village. This area is curiously deviod of any mythos creatures or crude temples. V: Why are no new monsters assailing us? Izzy: Because of the tribe that lives here. They're called the Bane-Hunters. Just one of the dozen or so groups fighting a losing battle against things pulled from realities beyond our own. They usually clear out all the little creatures, but any time a bigger monster lik say a Starspawn comes along their toast; hence the small number left. Lisa: Finally a place to rest up. Izzy: And get a new jeep. Lisa: How will we pay for it? Izzy: Same way I pay for everything, I.O.U.s. ;) |
| rampant07-07-07, 10:06 PM | Tirmek - I don't disdain everyone, Just Lily! Kefka - How did you get free? Tirmek - The bracelt casts protection from stupid every 5 rounds. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-07-07, 10:09 PM | *non-canon* OOC: I'm sorely tempted to make that canon. :D IC: Ajihazi: How goes it? Minion: She disappeared again, but sightings have been reported in this area. She appears wounded. Ajihazi: Excellent. I do hate to see such a pretty face eliminated, but she's proven too meddlesome to ignore any longer. Staring out the window of his company headquarters, wine glass in hand, he gazed upon this city he owned with disdain. All these drones going about their worthless lives, unable or unwilling to do anything else but slave away for him. He was doing them a favor by ending their existence. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted some commotion. A dozen helicopters in formation chasing...this day was getting better already. Minion: *listening to his headset* Sir! We've just received word that- Ajihazi: *holds up his hand* :devil: I can see it from here. Weaving in and out of the skyscrapers, Nina dodged the hail of bullets that ricocheted into the many windows and off the street below. It made her sick to think of how many innocents were being injured or killed just to get her, but she helped no one by stopping. Bringing herself higher, she cleared many of the buildings, leaving only Azao-th² towers in the line of fire. With bullets showing to be mostly pointless in the more open space, the pilots let loose a volley of heat-seeking rockets. Ajihazi: *toasts* Your world is long gone, my lady...time to join it. She continued to weave, but her wounds made things difficult. With few other options, she turned towards the helicopters, staying above them to avoid the machine guns. They scattered as she approached, but not fast enough to avoid the missiles. Half were destroyed by direct hits, and all but two struck by debris to similar effect. The remaining two, eager to avenge their comrades, fired their remaining missiles. The 'copters were more careful this time, and Nina was unable to use the same move twice as they kept their distance. Diving hard and pulling up harder, she was able to confuse the missiles for a moment as they tried to turn in ways they weren't designed to at the expense of staining her clothes red again. Nina: (i.h.h.) Damn...they opened... Deis: Head for the main tower, floor 85. Get ready with a Teleport. Nina: :confused: Deis: Just do it. :devil: We've got some presents for an old friend. Ajihazi watched in amusement as she outmaneuvered the missiles. Even cornered she wouldn't accept defeat. He smiled broadly as she headed towards him. Perhaps he'd get the chance to kill her himself after all. Ajihazi: Hand me my rifle. I've got another head to bag for my wall. Sure enough, she headed straight for him and stopped at the window. He had a shot well beforehand, but wanted to see the look in her eyes. She glared at him with those glowing emeralds, the setting sun framing her from behind. The dark visage wreathed in flames reminded him of depictions of the Old Testament Angel of Death, Azrael. Terrifying as it may have been to his subordinates, she was weakened and mortal. One bullet and he'd have a very dead nuisance. Ajihazi: Sorry, dear. It's just good business. :smirk: His grip tightened on the trigger, till she suddenly disappeared in a flash of light. He would have been furious with this missed opportunity had he not looked at what was behind her. His subordinates had already fled, but not because of her little show. It was because of the dozen or so missiles right behind her. Ajihazi: *smirk vanishes* It...it's just... It's...just...good business... :twitch: The missiles plowed into the building, missing the stunned cult leader and blowing him out the window. The fireball caught him midair, vaporizing his suit and horribly burning his skin. As he hit free fall on his way to the pavement below, he kept mumbling to himself. Ajihazi: :twitch: ...just...good business... Good...business... :twitch: |
| Charles Phipps07-07-07, 10:22 PM | OOC: Thus canon it becomes! Nina: *writes down* Chaotic Good is scary. Meanwhile... Jarlot: Terra has gone insane. Obviously, it's time to summon the NINE PIRATE LORDS OF EBERRON. |
| urial angel of death07-07-07, 10:32 PM | Pirate Lord #1: We're right here. *sips from his beer glass* Pirate Lord #2: If Erk didn't close we'd never leave. *passes out* Jarlot: Why do the nine pirate lords resemble the bar-flies from the Simpsons? Erk: Because big business ran them out of a job. *points to pirate market shares, it reads Forgotten Freedom 100%* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-08-07, 10:04 AM | Pirate Lord #2: If Erk didn't close we'd never leave. *passes out* Saberiel: And since this place never closes…… |
| rampant07-08-07, 10:49 AM | Lady - I always have food. |
| Crystalforged07-08-07, 12:38 PM | *Kitten pulls out a shotgun and cocks it with one hand* Kitten: Let's kill these b*tches. OOCrystalforged: Alright, when I read that I nearly p*ssed myself from laughing so hard. Bravo. :clap: |
| urial angel of death07-08-07, 03:43 PM | Volrath, Vladimere, and Deis are standing, in front of Terra and Motoko, drenched in blood. Behind them is an army of zealots newly back from the organ plant. Volrath: All of there physical capabilities have been increased by at least three-fold. Their blood now carries a healing agent that will knit all but the foullest wound back together in under a minute. Also should they fall unconsious their heart will greatly increase the agent thus restoring them to atleast fightable condition if not full health. Unfortunately there is only enough reserves in their body to do this once per day. Deis: We went through their minds and eliminated all phobias, and other harmful mental disorders. While the original plan called for all soldier recieving implants to allow mindblast this was scrapped because it called for massive cranial expansion; so much so that melee combat became impossible. So instead just a select few minions, specifically those with really big heads, were given it and the rest were given mindblast relays. That way the mindblasters in the back can still have an effect on the front lines. Vladimere: More effiicient biological system allow the soldier to go for months without food and nearly an hour without air to no ill effect. Also most if not all diseases and poisons can now be shrugged off. Volrath: In short one of these fine people should be able to take on atleast fifty of their counterparts from any other army. More will be possible with further experimentation and funding if you would give us permission. Terra: What sort of funding, after all money is a non-issue to you. Vladimere: Dragon parts. Deis: *jumping up on his shoulders* Lots of them! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-08-07, 04:52 PM | Vladimere: Dragon parts. Deis: *jumping up on his shoulders* Lots of them! Silver (speaking from the Earth future): :mad: This explains where all my dragons went. |
| Charles Phipps07-08-07, 05:03 PM | OOC: We need a wiki for the Eberron future ;-) What's next? The Jurassic Park like experiment results in trying to clone a corporate mascot? Thus incarnating Kitten? |
| Demonfey07-08-07, 07:11 PM | Jarlot: Hang on, one of the pirate lords is missing. Chance Random: I have arrived! We can begin. Jarlot: You're not a pirate lord, now go away. Chance Random: :weep: Jarlot looks under a table Jarlot: Ah, there he is. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-08-07, 09:31 PM | Teiza: *pant* *pant* Shadow Teiza: *pant* *pant* Terra: Well done, Teiza. You're closing the gaps in your defenses and using less power to greater effect. *the two combatants do not move* Terra: Perhaps it's time to call it a day. Teiza: *pant* One more round. Terra: Any particular reason? Teiza: *pant* I wanna try something. Terra: *shrugs* Very well. Teiza beconed her double to attack, parrying the first strike and flipping over her, meeting with a similar parry as she struck back. Ducking below the next blow, Teiza rolled to the side, countering the shadowblades with living crystal ones. Terra: (i.h.h.) She's waiting for the most opportune moment. All it took was getting beaten five days straight for her to accept it as a legitimate strategy against an equal or superior opponent. Maybe I should do something like this with Sarah... The two squared off again, Teiza putting slightly too much oomph behind her strike and missing, exposing her midsection. When the double struck, however, Teiza twisted away. Instead of falling to the ground, she stuck out several crystal blades from her back, proping her up as she made more from her feet. Propelling herself behind her double in less than a second, she finished the entire maneuver by skewering her opponenet with crystal blades from her fingers. Her focus gave out and she fell to the ground, but she'd finally beaten that accursed mimic. Terra clapped as she walked over. Terra: Wonderful! That was quite a show. It took quite a bit of focus to accomplish that so gracefully. Precisely what you need to harness the deeper levels of Shadowcasting. Teiza: :D |
| rampant07-08-07, 10:30 PM | Lily - *covered in gore* they just keep coming Kitten - Hahaha*bang* hahahahaha *bang* Ivy - Hyrd please I'm in the middle of something, stop putting your tounge there. Tirmek - Popcorn? Kefka - Thanks Tirmek - You know I've got the orb right? Kefka - Yep figured you'd want to hang around and watch Lily get used as a beast of burden while leaching the EXP. Tirmek - Pretty much yeah. Kefka - You also doused this popcorn with sleep powder. Tirmek - How'd you find out, Maladren promised me this stuff would be undetectable. Kefka - zzz Tirmek - Until it was in their system. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-09-07, 12:52 AM | Capetown, Southern Africa Michael: This place is a dump... The "town" was actually about a dozen mud huts surrounded by a wall of sharpened treetrunks remenicient of colonial forts in the 1700's. The only sign that the 21st century had been here and left was the airstrip, hangar, and delapidated control tower. Slime dripped off the jeep as they come to a stop just outside the gate. Guard: Halt! Be ye friend or foe! Michael: Do you have anything good to steal? Guard: Did you NOT get a good look as you drove up? Michael: Oh, right. Friend, then. Izzy: :mad: Stop that. *to the guard* Bah weep grah wah neep ninni baum! Guard: Sorry, no dice. That was last years. Izzy: Crap! Satnak: :bored: It's a fence of wood. How hard can it be to break down? Lisa: And cause the ARMED guard, and possibly his comrades, to begin using SEMI-AUTOMATIC WEAPONS. Satnak: Point taken. Barely. Izzy: I figure we wait for Nina to show up. She always was better at negotiating. I think it's the cow eyes that do it. Guard: Hey, boy! Izzy: (i.h.h.: :mad: I'm four hundred times your age, you little whippersnapper) Yeah? Guard: You friends of the crazy haired girl with the angel cosplay fetish? Izzy: Uh... *shrugs* Meh, that's a fair description. The group immediately heads for the hangar, hoping to find a plane in good enough condition to reach the Antarctic coast. According to the guard, Nina was waiting for them as well. Satnak: Why the hell would there be planes in this area of the world? And one we could use for that matter? Seems a bit convenient. Izzy: Well...let's just say there was this weird old eccentric that spent years maintaining this airport, claiming it'd be needed to save the world someday. Always went by the name "Lucky". No one knows his real name, but he had this thing for women's clothing. Lisa: :rolleyes: Too much info, thank you. Forcing open the hangar doors, they saw a small jet plane in almost perfect condition. Nina: She's a beauty, isn't she? The group turned to see Nina biting the end off the thread she'd been using to sew up the gashes that remained in her stomach. Lisa: Oh my God, are you ok?! Nina: I'll be fine Mo-...er...ma'am. Satnak: This her? *Izzy nods* At least she can take a few hits. Nina: *grins* Under better circumstances, sure. I've not had the best week. She's ready to go when you are. Izzy: ...right, thanks. |
| rampant07-09-07, 01:17 AM | Micheal - ... why is the kid flying the plane? Izzy - Because you don't know the difference between yaw and pitch. Lisa - What I want to know is who gave him a liscense. Izzy quickly hides a small box, labled: Baby's first forgery kit, under the pilot's seat. |
| Charles Phipps07-09-07, 01:19 AM | Flaming Prince's Castle Lilly: *chainsaws through a corpse* Okay, that's the last of them. Narrator: PERFECT SCORE! YOU GET BONUS LEVELS! Lilly: Sweet! Tirmek: Okay, we have the Air Orb. We can leave this dump. Lilly: We haven't fought any Boss Monsters yet. Tirmek: OH FOR GOD SAKES LILLY! SOMETIMES YOU MAKE ME WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN! *** Terra: That's odd, I feel something odd has happened. *** New Reality Lilly's Palace http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If9Cq19pyhk Sarah: It seems like we're due for another parody of Excel Saga. Elina: YES! YES! YES! AWESOME! THE LORD AND MIGHTY MASTER OF THE WORLD LILLYPALLAZZO IS SOOOOOOO NIFTY! *The Racoon girl climbs over Sarah, bounces across the walls, and does sommersaults* Sarah: Meh, he's okay. Elina: TELL US OH LORD AND MASTER HOW WE MAY DESTROY THE FOOLS WHO CROSS YOUR MAGNIFICENCE! *Lilly sits on a throne with huge shoulderpads, a crown, and Sephiroth style muscles mixed with a regal size. The stress from Tirmek's multiple stab wounds to the brain no longer inhibiting his growth* Lillypalazo: Welcome to our latest meeting of AWESOME. The organization devoted to my conquest of all the world of Eberron. Sarah: *raises hand* Sir, I regret to inform you that you have already conquered the entire world. *Sarah suffering from a rare allergy only curable by snuggling Rakashasas, coughs up most of her inner organs* Lillypalazo: Yes, most unfortunate. However, I've decided to expand my vistas by instead focusing on conquering other dimensions. Elina: WOOO HOOO! *Elina wearing a Cheerleading outfit, bounces her pom poms and cartwheels* *Lilly pulls a bellpull and she falls down a pit* Lillypalazo: Ever since I abandoned the path of being a Paladin because I never encountered a Demon that I truly hated enough to inspire me to fight the forces of demons forever, I have devoted my genius to the principles of dominating lesser beings. Sarah: *blows her nose as she's regenerated her horrible damage* Yes, it's amazing how smart you are. *Ivy for some reason is a dog* Ivy: Bark Bark. Lillypalazo: Yes, my mother Zella frequently used to be distracted by oggling the Rakashasa Couple that lived next store. Thankfully, they were childless and thus she didn't drop me repeatedly while plotting ways to exceed them. Elina: *crawls out of the shark tank* YA FOR LILLYNESS! HE'S THE AWEOMEST! Sarah: Of course, it'd be nice if I had someone to love and hold onto. Someone maybe kinda both man and womanesque. Lillypalazo: In any case, the last resistance to our forces are alm.... *The Wall is smashed through* Jarlot, Municiple District Zoning Comissioner: LILLYPALAZO! YOU FIEND! I'M HERE TO STOP YOU! Ketler: Hey kids! Prepare to see Lillypalazo defeated by the most devastating army yet. *A horde of Jaela robots start pouring in* Lillypalazo: Obviously, I must burn Khovaire from my orbital space station! Elina: I SHALL SACRIFICE MY LUSCIOUS AND SEXY BODY FOR YOU MASTER! Sarah: Oh woe, I wish this terrible reality never occurred! *** Old Reality Restored Tirmek: *blink blink* What the hell.... Lily: Yeah, oddly I just had the strangest sensation of pure and utter joy. *Tirmek stabs Lilly's head again* Tirmek: Let me fix that. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-09-07, 01:31 AM | OOC: There is only one response to that. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Well, and an :invasion: award for best temporary alternate universe |
| rampant07-09-07, 01:43 AM | Tirmek - I don't know what just happened, but I can only assume the best course of action is to stab Lily. Elina - That's your answer to everything. Tirmek - It's never steered me wrong before. |
| Charles Phipps07-09-07, 01:50 AM | Lilly: There was that one time. *** Last Week *Tirmek Stabs Lilly* *Lilly falls over and knocks Elina onto the highway of Sharn* *A Semi-Lightning Cart hits Elina* Tirmek: Oh crap! Someone get a spatula! *** Tirmek: That was your fault. Lilly: Semis are a Saving Throw vs. Death effect for Racoon Girls. Elina: :confused: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-09-07, 08:29 AM | Lillypallazzo: Fortunately I had enough sense to prepare for such an eventuality and thus had treated my body with an anti-wish ritual. Now while I may not have AWESOME I still have my brains, which are superior to any force this world can devise. I suggest that you all bow before me—but not do it in too fanatical a fashion as that annoys me— Lilly: Sweet! Boss Monster! *revs chainsaw* Lillypallazzo: I pity you who has all my good looks but none of what really matters and can not hope to stand up to my genius—AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! NO! MY HIGHLY INVULNERABLE FLESH IS COMPLETELY USELESS AGAINST YOUR USE OF OVERWHELMING FORCE! Oh, how can this be, brains always triumphs over—*gurgle* Lilly: Okay, I'm good. We can go now. Tirmek: :twitch: Sarah: Oh no, he's broken again. Elina: I can't think why. Tirmek: (i.h.h. Dumb Lilly…killing…Smart Lilly. Can't…decide…whether…to…laugh with glee…or cry….) |
| rampant07-09-07, 12:53 PM | Tirmek - Finally, lets go home. Lousy frigging rpg macguffin quests. --------------------- Tirmek - Phew glad thats over. Lily - Awwww no more class change powers? Tirmek - Life is good. OORampant - Maybe pokemon next. Tirmek - Lily, fetch me my death stick. Lily - Is that the one with all the blades on it. Tirmek - Yes. OOrampant - :weep: |
| Charles Phipps07-09-07, 01:07 PM | Lilly: Of course, there's still the Temple of Fiends. Tirmek: The what? Lilly: We return to the original Temple and Time Travel Back to when all the monsters are ressurrected and fight them again before facing Chaos. Tirmek: I hate you. Lilly: I didn't make up the game. Also, Garland becomes Chaos. Tirmek: Yeah right. Michael: My shoes are funny. |
| Crystalforged07-09-07, 01:34 PM | OORampant - Maybe pokemon next. Tirmek - Lily, fetch me my death stick. Lily - Is that the one with all the blades on it. Tirmek - Yes. OOrampant - :weep: OOCrystalforged: I can see it now. --- Sarah: (now sporting a beret and a wierd hairstyle) Tirmek, I choose you! *throws pokeball* Tirmek pops out of the pokeball, he is now in a chibi form with tiny arms, his fur has gone completely white, and he has grown a long tail ending in bulb. Tirmek: When I find who did this I swear I will end them and all that they love. --- OOCrystalforged: Err... hehe :shifty: Anyways I must say its been nice working with you for a change. 13: Pleasure doing business with you. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-09-07, 05:42 PM | Sarah: (now sporting a beret and a wierd hairstyle) OOcat: She definitely has the hair color for it. Sort-of-Otaku-OOcat: Wait, I think alternate haircolors aren't that common in Pokémon. Tirmek pops out of the pokeball, he is now in a chibi form with tiny arms, his fur has gone completely white, and he has grown a long tail ending in bulb. Caralot walks by. Tirmek: AAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (quickly covers own mouth) Someone hide me before she sees me. I know what she's like around cute things from when she visited my mother when Xiath was b—:eek:………Too late. As Caralot approaches chibi Tirmek can be seen mornfully praying. But Caralot just passes on by, humming to herself and clutching the yellow egg. The scene pulls back, revealing that Tirmek is actually crouching in a hidden trench while the chibi Tirmek is a hand-puppet. Tirmek: :confused: |
| Charles Phipps07-09-07, 06:40 PM | Lilly: I too know Poke-fu! It's a standard part of Paladins summoning their mounts! *Lilly climbs into a Pokeball* *Kitten shakes up the Pokeball* Kitten: LILLY! I CHOOSE YOU! *Chibi-Lilly pops out* Lilly: LA LA LILLY! *waves sword* Tirmek: :twitch: |
| Crystalforged07-09-07, 06:46 PM | What Lily was doing while he was in the pokeball. http://youtube.com/watch?v=TLcbaW2v9G0 |
| Charles Phipps07-09-07, 06:47 PM | Tirmek: Lilly, I do believe you are the worst paladin I've ever heard of. Lilly: Ah, but you HAVE heard of me. Jarlot: HEY! No stealing my lines. Tirmek: Seriously, how the HELL did you get to be a knight! Lilly: Well, I was travelling one day with Elina my elvish girlfriend. Elina: What? Lilly: Well, Raccoons are couins of Foxes and Werefox women become elves in their mortal form. Elina: Wha? Lilly: Except, you have ridiculously anime elf ears. Elina: Bah? Lilly: ...And King Kaius. He promised me if I'd slay a Dragon menacing the Kingdom then I could be a knight. Tirmek: I find this entire story to be improbable. *Lilly lifts his pokeball* Tirmek: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Tirmek is trapped in the extradimensional Hell that is Poke-space* Lilly: Pokeballs are made by the same people who make Hellraiser Boxes. Tirmek's Voice: *echoing* You....bastarve! Lilly: And this is how that quest turned out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk2DqdLJxoc |
| rampant07-09-07, 08:53 PM | Tirmek *from inside Pokeball* - Lily? Lily - Yes? Tirmek - I truly hope someone is recording this. Lily - Ok why? Sarah - MINE! Lily - Oh SHAVIT! Brutal mauling of Lily ensues. |
| Charles Phipps07-09-07, 09:04 PM | Lilly: It's worth it. Sarah: So it only lasts an hour? Chibi Tirmek: :weep: *Sarah snuggles it* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-09-07, 09:06 PM | http://youtube.com/watch?v=TLcbaW2v9G0 Sort-of-Otaku-OOcat: No, no, no. That's all wrong. Pikachu never goes in his pokéball. I'm not even sure he has one. OOCrystalforged: Well then, what's your explanation? Suddenly the long-lost OOcat known as D&D-OOcat pushes up from its grave. D&D-OOcat: Oooo, where are my glasses? Well anyway: Pikachu must therefore be a paladin. OOCrystal: How do you figure that? D&D-OOcat: Well, if he's not doing what that video shows, then he must be a morally upright and abstenent personality. And that's what paladins are. Lilly (wearing bling, holding a bottle of rum, and with an Elina clone on each arm): Say what? OOcat: Sorry. This is an old personality fragment. It's too saturated with D&D RAW-Obsessive-Compulsive. *kills and buries D&D-OOcat, again* |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-09-07, 09:09 PM | Sarah: :cloud9: SQUEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! :cloud9: Chibi Tirmek: :D I knew there was a redeeming feature of chibi-fication. ----- ???: It is time again, Flusher. Izzy: :bored: Oh, goody. You ignore me for five years, and now you want me to clean up some mess you made. Host: This is far more serious. The orbs have been gathered, yet even if Chaos is destroyed, he is merely a symptom. Izzy: :nonono: Whoopity-doo. I get to be horrifically mutilated, regenerate all damage in moments, and do it over and over again. Really, I can't think of anything more I'd like to do with my time. Who am I going after this time? Host: You know who it is. A member of our pantheon has developed far too big a head. Izzy: Oh...oh HELL no. No :censored:ing way am I doing that. Go talk to Satnak or something, cause she'd tear me to bits and probably make it permanent. Host: We cannot directly interfere in the world, even less than the extent she can. The remains of the Dark Six are actively trying to use her influence to their advantage, but she has so far refused. It is far too much a risk that they gain her aid. Izzy felt a burning sensation begin to overtake his body, his usage of the Void increasing along with his physical and mystical prowess. Host: We grant you new powers for now. Kill her if you must, but derailing her from this path is acceptable. Izzy: And if I refuse? Host: Your life, along with those around you, may become forfeit by your own inaction. |
| Charles Phipps07-09-07, 09:11 PM | OOC: I admit, I do find it hilarious that Lilly has unwittingly become an exemplar of what it means to be Chaotic Good. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-09-07, 09:53 PM | OOC: I admit, I do find it hilarious that Lilly has unwittingly become an exemplar of what it means to be Chaotic Good. OOC: Well, his adopted grandfather is Jarlot. Lilly has inherited. :D …………………………………:confused:………………………………………… Okay, show of hands, how many have read Terry Pratchett's Soul Music? |
| Demonfey07-09-07, 10:08 PM | *Raises hand* Also mentioned (in part) in Thief of Time. Such great books. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-10-07, 01:30 AM | OOC: :embarrass Eh heh heh... I'd like to say I have, but I can't. I'll get to it...one of these days. I AM glad that I'm at least pretty sure of what you're talking about. It's the whole thing with Death, right? IC: Ever since her change, Terra had been constructing an "Evil Lair" inside a bubble of time and space, connected to her room. She figured being a reawakened villain required a few tasteful uses of cliche, and she didn't disappoint with the skulls and blood decorations, the spider webs, the monster pit, the dungeon with all kinds of *EVIL* devices, etc. Her look had been evolving, too. Before it was her Druidic robes, a dress here and there, or casual clothes. Now she was primarily in scandalous dresses Lisa or Motoko got her or in black, Emperor Palpatine style robes. It seemed everywhere she walked, a slight black mist flowed off her, dissipating as it left her. Even the "inner sanctum" didn't spare the villain motif. Aside from the lighting (there was none), it was the typical long hall decorated with all manner of horrible (yet fake so the heros couldn't use them) implements of painful dismemberment, red carpeting, a throne, and the obligatory portraits. Shrouded in her robes, Terra watched as Izzy approached. Terra: Ah, dear Izzy. It pains me to see your masters hide behind a child instead of challenge me face to face. Izzy: *now 18-ish* It may have been their idea, but if you're truly as dangerous now as they said, I'd have come after you anyway. Placing his palm to the ground, portals to the Void opened up around Terra, pulling her in many directions as Izzy launched a mass of Void shurikens. Slow to react in the warped space, Terra was hit full force, several slicing through her and leaving gaping holes as the shadowmatter dissipated. Terra: *from behind* They gave you some new toys I see. Turning to face her, she appeared behind him again. Terra: You seem to have made a bit of a life for yourself here. It'd be a shame to throw it all away like this. Izzy threw his arms backwards, forming Void spears as he moved and impaling the next shadow clone. Izzy: Better to throw it away trying to stop you than watch everyone else suffer the same fate helplessly. Terra: *appears before him* Ah, yes. The noble hero makes the stand, sacrificing himself to save others. But they won't see it that way. You'll have attacked and tried to kill me. I may be evil, but so are quite a few named crew. They still like me, even if I've changed. You, on the otherhand, will merely be branded as the murderer of their friend. Assuming you succeed. Izzy: Rather a traitor than a coward. The Void whip dispelled the clone, but he was still no closer to finding the real one, if she was even here. The Host had said they'd given him the ability to sense the real one, but so far no dice. Terra: *appears on the throne and leans on her hand* :smirk: You know, I'm more than willing to hear you out. I'd have thought my plans would be simple to deduce, but perhaps not. Maybe I can dispel a few concerns. Izzy: You're concocting this whole thing as a powergrab, with Motoko at the forefront. She gets to wreak her vengeance and conquer the continent, bringing it all under one ruler, herself. YOU get the benefit of being the head of the religion that sparked the end to the feuding and cared for the disposessed. You unseat the old gods and take over as the dominant diety in this world. While they do not disappear, the others are so weak they cannot hope to challenge you. As he laid out the scenario, Terra listened intently. By the end of it, though, her lips were quivering with barely contained laughter. Terra: *falls out of her throne, laughing* :rofl: Oh wow, oh holy ME! That's hilarious! They're so freaking paranoid! *bursts out laughing again as she tries to stand* Oh boy. I needed that. Oh, my sides hurt! Izzy: :confused: After a few more moments of laughter, Terra managed to stand up and whipe the tears from her eyes. Terra: :devil: I'll let you in on a little secret. Your masters are playing you for a sap. Their game is twofold. They send you in with a bigger array of powers, hoping I'll take the bait. If you survive, great, if not, oh well. Either way, they get a guage of my strength. Second, I threaten the old order. They're already losing worshippers to me. The only problem is, I'm part of the Pantheon, too. Plenty of people still give homage to them even if they're primarily my followers. And it's not like I'm STOPPING them from directing their own followers to prepare for this. If they wanted to, they could benefit from this just as I will. Izzy: They sent me to either stop or kill you. They wouldn't do something like that for such selfish reasons. Terra: And that's where you're wrong. If you win, perfect for them. Problem solved. If not, there's always someone else. They have existed since the dawn of time. You're just a tool to be thrown away when you've outlived your usefulness. What she said made sense on some level, but his mind still rebelled. As he tried to figure out who was playing whom, the true Terra bound him in tentacles from beneath. Izzy: *struggling* :mad: You...dirty...! Terra: Hush now. I'm not going to hurt you, little puppet. :devil: I just want to have a little chat with your masters. Izzy saw the world melt away before him as his spirit was transported to the Outer Realms. The sense of intense evil Terra exuded was entirely out of place in Celestia, home of the Sovereign Host. He felt Terra's grip loosen till she took his hand and led him to their meeting hall. Terra: I'm afraid I'm uninvited, but they'll have to suck it up. Throwing open the doors, the Host glared in annoyance at Terra's interruption of their Faerun campaign. Aureon: I told you this would happen. Olladra: It was our best bet and you know it. Dol Arrah: C'mon! Roll Initiative! Balinor: This is a bit more important than- Dol Arrah: *anime GIANT ANGRY FACE with flames* ROLL INITIATIVE!!!!! Balinor: :eek: :hides: *rolls dice* Onatar: And it seems she's brought a hostage. Terra: Heh, hostage, you say? Honestly, I don't take hostages. As if I needed one here. I just brought him along to see what's going on. He's your hand in the world, after all. Arawai: Then out with it and be on your way. Your presense befouls the air. Terra: Well then, so be it. You're all so fricking paranoid that I'm gonna usurp you that you send a child on a suicide mission just to test me. You've grown complacent in your standing. You EXPECT people to worship you just because you're there. Me? I'm making things happen. Not on my own, but through proper channels. Kol Korran: As we just attempted. Terra: Bull. You did one thing that was barely within the rules. The Last War was disasterous for all of you, yet you did nothing during the entirety of the conflict to steer it towards resolution. You let the Dark Six do their thing till Jarlot took matters into his own hands and ended up cursed while destroying an entire nation just to stop something you could have mitigated. Aureon: The actions of mortals are not ours to direct. Only the Chosen. Terra: But you can give them hints that they're being STUPID! I'm not directing anyone. Motoko's doing this on her own terms. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop acting like this world belongs just to you and expect everyone to be ok with that. You want to mitigate my influence? Get off your asses and start working to retain your followers. Oh, and- Terra grabbed Izzy's neck, a shock passing though his astral body as the powers he received recently evaporated. Terra: -don't try this again. I'd rather not have to destroy him. As quickly as they had arrived, they were back, only Izzy had returned to his 12 year old appearance. Terra: There, that should give you a bit more leeway. Izzy: But...you...why? Terra: You attacked me, remember? I never hurt you at all. There was no need. Remember that. Still a bit confused as to her actions, Izzy left the castle, shaking his head. Terra grinned as he exited. Terra: :devil: Thanks so much, Izzy. That should give them something to worry about, indeed. :evillaugh ----- Arawai: :blink: Did she just...? Balinor: Nullify what we gave him? Yes. Aureon: In the heart of our power, no less. Dol Arrah: Galstaff, you enter the door to the North. You are now by yourself, standing in a dark room. The pungeant stench of mildew eminates from the wet dungeon walls. Kol Korran: I cast a spell! Onatar: Most disconcerting. It seems she's also managed to place doubts in Izzy's head. Olladra: She's an unknown right now. Her old self is no more... Dol Arrah: Why are you casting Magic Missile? There's nothing to attack here! Kol Korran: I'm attacking the Darkness! *both begin laughing geekily* |
| rampant07-10-07, 01:46 AM | LOL -------------------- Onatar - And you! why didn't you do anything?! Satnak - Let me make one thing clear, I'm on her side. All she has to do is ask, and I'll wipe you fools and your little playmates out. From where I stand you are the greater potencial threat to me and mine. She has given me no reason to mistrust her. If she becomes a threat to my family, I'll wipe her from space and time for such betrayal. But as long as she is my friend, you better keep a large supply of clean pants on hand. Dol Arrah - ... Satnak - Speaking of which |
| urial angel of death07-10-07, 07:22 AM | OOC: The Transformers movie is composed of pur win and awesome. :D I just saw it on Sunday. *does a little dance* Michael Bay is hereby forgiven for The Island, Pearl Harbor, and Armageddon. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-10-07, 08:37 AM | OOC: Well we saw Pirates: At World's End. Pretty good. Looses points because it doesn't have novelty going for it anymore, but at least managed to end on a fun note. Jarlot: And that's why I'm immortal. :D OOC: ;) Indeed. Oh, and the CC has something to say regarding the whole Terra/Host thing. Commentary Crew: :rofl: 13: They think…:rofl:…They think that there's a point to controlling……that mass of idiots! :rofl: Bunny: Terra thinks that gods could prevent people from being stupid—:rofl: Silver: Roleplaying! Perfect metaphor for being a god! OOcat: Watch everything from the sidelines, and you'd be laughing too. :D |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-10-07, 11:04 AM | OOC: :plotting: IC: Teiza: :mad: Can't...move...! Terra: Half an hour. A huge improvement, don't you think? Teiza: Have I beaten it yet? Terra: No. Teiza: There's you answer. :eek: Oh SH-GRRRRRRRR!!!! Terra: Good, now you can stand. We'll try again before dinner. Teiza: Ow... It's like hitting my funny bone and having my leg fall asleep then waking it up by kicking something, only all over my body. ----- Scias: *wag* Momo: All right, all right. One more time. *throws the stick* Oh, there you are. Teiza: No hugs or anything, please. I hurt in places I didn't know I had. Momo: Mom's throwing down the gauntlet, it seems. Teiza: And it's about time, too. I was getting pretty tired of the hesitation. Momo: There's something to be said for evil's ability to get things done. Then again, it's hard to see Nina ne-chan so sad. Teiza: It'll be good for her in the long ru-WHOA! Stick in ha-er, mouth, Scias tackles Teiza in mid sentence, sending the two rolling before she lands on her back, Scias wagging happily and panting in her face. Teiza: Ow... While I appreciate the welcome, you're crushing me. Scias: *wag* Momo: He's in "puppy" mode again. Teiza: Ah. *grabs the stick and throws it* Scias: ARF! *takes off* |
| Charles Phipps07-10-07, 03:42 PM | Elina's Bed Elina: Mmmmph. Zzzzzz.... Elina's Dream *Elina's Racoon tail wiggles as she is now wearing a set of red sneakers* Elina: Where am I? Nina: Heya! Elina: Nina! What is this strange place of generic grass land and oddly shaped trees? And....why do you have two tails? Nina: I'm Tails! I'm Kitsune's replacement in your head. Elina: Oh. Nina: Please help us Elina! Dreamland has been taken over by the evil Doctor Otakunik! *Elina looked confused* Elina: Otakunik? *Ketler flies around in his metal platform with a huge 'stache* Ketler: BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Elina: Goodness! Nina: You have to gather all the crystals to save us! Elina: Why do I have to gather crystals? Can't I just beat him up? Nina: You have to get the Rings too. Elina: Rings? Nina: Yeah, gold rings. Elina: OOOOOOO! SHINY! Nina: And bamphodads. Elina: What? You just made those up! Nina: No, seriously, the planet needs these things! Elina: I'm going to the last level.... Nina: And a sour dough jack! We need that! |
| Charles Phipps07-10-07, 07:10 PM | Elina's Console Wars Dream Elina: So, I have to beat the evil Doctor Otakunik and save the forrested critters of the Eldeen Reaches? Nina: Yes, not to mention rescue Prince Lilly. Elina: Oh you've got to be kidding me! Nina: Yes, he's in one of Eight Castles. Elina: Obviously, the most heavily guarded one surrounded by a Hellish environment of evil. Nina: You can't be SURE though. Elina: I'm pretty sure. Nina: Just to be sure, you should go through the easiest ones first. Elina: *sigh* Nina: We'll start with the part of Dreamland called "Level One" *Elina becomes 8-bit* Elina: AH! WHAT THE HELL! Nina: Sorry, let's fix it a bit. *Elina becomes sixteen bit* Nina: better. *Elina becomes a Wii Mario character* Elina: Almost tolerable. Nina: Cue the music! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IPs8nypaIY *Elina walks along* Elina: Hey, blocks, I better bash them for coins. *Elina jumps and smashes her head against the bricks* Elina: OWWWWWWWW! SWEET MOM! THAT STINGS! Nina: I didn't tell you to do that. Elina: Terra dammit! *A gigantic Turtleman walks over* Nina: Okay, you have to jump on this guy to kill him. *Elina pulls a shotgun and blows him away* Nina: Hey! No cheating! Elina: You want me to save Dreamland or not! Nina: Okay fine, do it your way. Elina: I'll use a trick I learned from M. Bison. Nina: What? We're crossing genres now? Elina: Yes, just watch me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSz49ZOi0dM Elina: LEVEL COMPLETED! Nina: *sigh* |
| urial angel of death07-10-07, 07:40 PM | Onboard a jet flying over the Southern Pacific Ocean. Izzy is caring for Nina's wounds. Izzy: Nina, think you can get better? Nina: There's just so little good left in the world. Izzy: *begins tearing up* Just hang in there a little longer. The storm will come after this time and then a great light will pierce the darkness, once again flooding the world with joy. Nina: You don't know that. Izzy: I have to believe, despite all of their failings and flaws, that deep down humans are essentially good. That they will make a stand against the evil and save this planet. Nina: That's a nice sentement Izzy, but even I know that this time is worse, much worse. There have always been a few evil or insane people out to destroy the world, but this is time they number in the thousands if not millions. Izzy: I just can't think of losing you Nina. You're the only part of home I have left. Without you I'd be alone. :weep: |
| Crystalforged07-10-07, 08:02 PM | OOKanatash: Wow, a couple of thousand years has managed to turn Izzy into touchy-feely little prat haven't they? Next thing you know he'll be asking them to sit around a campfire and sing kumbaiya. No wonder they managed to **** things up. OOCrystalforged: Oh shut it, you're just getting prissy because you haven't got any of the little screen time I've been giving out lately. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-10-07, 08:55 PM | OOKanatash: Wow, a couple of thousand years has managed to turn Izzy into touchy-feely little prat haven't they? Next thing you know he'll be asking them to sit around a campfire and sing kumbaiya.… 13: Trust me: this is more fearsome then all the power found in the world put together. |
| urial angel of death07-10-07, 09:08 PM | Nalfien was dreaming. Nothing this exciting happened in real life. He was In some sort of factory place. He was running from something, or more accurately someone. Voice: Give it to me! Nalfien: Never! Explosions collapse the hallway behind him. As the smoke clears a figure strides over the rubble that was once a roof and walls. It was that little brat grandchild of Kanatash. Only in the dream he was much older, atleast in his twenties, with the eyes of someone who had seen far more than fate should have forced upon him by that age. Kerrith: I need the Mana Core! Nalfien: Well so do I! A bolt of lightning lept from Nalfien's hands and arced toward Kerrith. However in a flash of arcane light from the boy it disappeared. Kerrith: People of dying! An entire planet is dying because you won't give me that core. My world has run out of life force. It was stolen by the invaders. Twin beams of green light spring from the two mages' fingers and collide in a burst of energy. Nalfien: And whose fault is that? You were supposed to be one of the heroes who stopped them. Then you failed. Suck it up and die a heroic death. They're waiting for you at Thermapolis Dome. Kerrith: Well some of us just don't except game over. Nalfien launches a barrage of fireballs, which are all quickly absorbed by Kerrith's counterspells. Kerrith: It's my home's only chance! Nalfien: It's my footstool! Nalfien launches another series of unsuccessful fireballs. Kerrith: Face it old man I can counter everything you've got. Nalfien: Yes but you can't counter lead-pipe. Kerrith: What? The battle's collateral damage has caused one of the pipes above Kerrith to break and hang vertically, heald by nothing more than a thin wire; which snaps. Nalfien averts his eyes and hears what could be best described as a squishy crunch. |
| urial angel of death07-10-07, 09:22 PM | OOKanatash: Wow, a couple of thousand years has managed to turn Izzy into touchy-feely little prat haven't they? Next thing you know he'll be asking them to sit around a campfire and sing kumbaiya. No wonder they managed to **** things up. OOUrial: O I'm sorry not enough funny for you? ------ Gaz kicks down the door to the cult he'd been following for quite some time; only to find Pholly behind the door. Gaz: Damnit Pholly, stop it! You're distracting me from real threats. Pholly: How dare he disrespect the esteemed high priest of Dagon! Go my minions! Gaz: First off stop using the plural. There's only one other member, your little brother Phollie. Secondly Dagon is not something you should be proud of worshipping. He is a priest of Cthulhu, who is in turn a priest of the Elder Gods. It's like being a fan of the towel boy for the second string players. Pholly: :eek: My lord and master send your most powerful minion to destroy this non-believer! Folly is summoned. Pholly: *looking skyward* Oh come on couldn't it have been something a little more intimidating?! |
| Crystalforged07-10-07, 09:33 PM | OOUrial: O I'm sorry not enough funny for you? OOC: Um, sorry if I offended, I was just trying to make commentary. What, is Silver the only one who can do that around here? |
| urial angel of death07-10-07, 09:36 PM | OOC: No offense taken. :D |
| Charles Phipps07-10-07, 09:52 PM | Elina's Dreamland *A turtleman is guarding the entrance to one of the castles* *Elina slips out of the moat wearing Solid Snake's bandana and camoflage before grabbing him in a headlock and pulling a knife* *A fountain of blood escapes his throat as he goes down* *RING RING* Elina: *taps her headset* This is Racoon. *switches to MSG nanobot mode with Nina's face beside Elinas* Nina: You're really ruining the ambiance of this game. Elina: I don't know who I can trust. Nina: THIS IS A MARIO AND SONIC PARODY! ACT LIKE IT! *Elina is poofed in a cloud of smoke as she finds herself in red overalls* Elina: Well, I could go through the dangerous and dank dungeons. *she pauses* Elina: Or I could use this feather to assume RACOON GIRL FORM and fly up there. *her tail wiggles as she floats above the seven or so levels of the castle and enters at the top* *she heads on in* *Nina is waiting for her* Nina: *points* You're cheating again! *Nina is hit by a gigantic descending block that smooshes her flat, cartoon style* *Elina runs under it while it rises* Elina: Sorry! *She continues onto a bridge that contains....a GIANT KITTEN* Elina: Kitten, you're the Boss Monster!? Kitten: Meh, it's a living. *Elina pulls out a rocket launcher* Nina: THERE ARE NO ROCKET LAUNCHERS IN MARIO! Elina: This is a patch. *The rocket bounces off Kitten's head* Elina: Whu oh. Kitten: OH THAT REALLY MAKES ME MAD! *the rocket bounces onto the bridge's controls* Kitten: Crap. *Kitten falls into the lava* Kitten: Hey, this tickles! *Elina runs up and bounces off Kitten's head before heading to the Dungeon behind her* Kitten: Dammit! *Elina blinks at the occupant* *Tirmek wearing a shroom hat* Tirmek: I'm sorry Elina but Lilly is in another Castle. Well, not really. I'm quite happy he's away from yo..... *Elina tosses him in the lava* *Sarah comes running in a green Luigi outfit* Sarah: HEY! Elina: Oh he'll recover! |
| Charles Phipps07-10-07, 10:09 PM | Elina's Dream world *Elina wears a towel over her neck, surps a sport's drink, and primes her sneakers while wearing hot pants and bicylce shorts* Elina: I've decided Ali Larter will play me in the movie. http://s50.photobucket.com/albums/f350/Willowhugger/Wraith/?action=view¤t=alilarter.jpg Elina: She plays Claire Redfield and I figure that's more my speed than Sonic. Sarah: I'm really annoyed you got this job. HELLO! *I'M* THE ONE WITH BLUE HAIR! Elina: Uh huh. Sarah: Here's even a video of me rescuing Tirmek! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vizF1IK4nXs Elina: Isn't that interspecies romance? Sarah: Yeah....it is kinda gross. Elina: Whatever, let's team up to kill Ketler. Sarah: Kay! |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-10-07, 10:43 PM | Folly is summoned. Pholly: *looking skyward* Oh come on couldn't it have been something a little more intimidating?!OOC: :D IC: Satnak: What's with you? Lisa: Huh? Satnak: You keep staring at the new girl. Lisa: Oh, I'm not sure. She's just really familiar for some reason. Satnak: Just go talk to her, maybe you knew her last time or something. Lisa: This whole "past life" thing still weirds me out... Walking over, she couldn't help but notice the scars. Nina had changed to very light clothing, little more than shorts and a halter top, in order to better access her currently dressed wounds. Many appeared to be old, almost imperceptible, but some were more recent. She thought it odd that she hadn't seen them before now. Even her face bore a line or two, testament to the violence in her past. Nina: Hi. Lisa: Uh...sorry to bother you, but... Nina: *smiles* Did we know each other before? Lisa: Well...yeah. You just seem really familiar for no other reason I can think of. Nina: *giggles* Yeah, you could say that. What was it about this girl? Her voice, her smile, all of it just seemed to cause some long hidden memory to desperately try to claw its way to the surface. It wasn't attraction, just...love. Lisa: Izzy said you could regenerate from wounds fatal to most anything, and yet... Nina: In previous eras, this'd be no sweat. But I'll let you in on something. Izzy knows, but don't tell the others. This'll be hard enough without something else on their minds. Lisa: ...ok. Nina: I'm starving to death. Lisa: :confused: But- Nina: Not that way. I come from an age where the concepts of good and evil, law and chaos were a power all their own. You were one of those who used such power. Me? I feed off the goodness present in the world. Lisa: Then, because there's so much evil present, it's choking out your energy source? Nina: More or less. It's always possible that, if we repel the incursions, things will improve. It's just not as likely anymore. I had a great deal of reserves built up, but they're almost gone. But I'm gonna keep going, since to do nothing all but guarantees the end will come. Lisa: Can I ask how you knew me? Nina: *smiles again* It's probably better if you don't know. |
| Charles Phipps07-11-07, 02:44 AM | Pirate's meeting Jarlot: Reminds me of the date when we were all gathered together to go kill Sephiroth. Yo Ping, Pirate Lord of Sarlona: *hick* When you and Tifa went to the Golden Saucer? Barbonner, Pirate Lord of Xen'drick: *Hick* When you and Aerith went to the Golden Saucer? Jarlot: No No, this is what REALLY happened.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpI23AldgGY&mode=related&search= Jarlot: And then I came home early and joined in. Ketler: Okay, you made that up. |
| urial angel of death07-11-07, 03:21 PM | OOC: Sorry everyone but the Mythos Park storyline can't go any farther until Kaizer finishes watching Utopia damnit :mad: ; because the stroyline features a semi-parady of it. IC: Night-time Michael: Did anyone happen to have accidentally left a fully automatic machine-gun running on the plane? Izzy: How many times do I have tell you Michael? This plane has no weapons! It's just really fast. Michael: *pointing out window* So those tracers aren't our's. Izzy: :eek: |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-11-07, 08:13 PM | OOC: Sorry everyone but the Mythos Park storyline can't go any farther until Kaizer finishes watching Utopia damnit :mad: ; because the stroyline features a semi-parady of it.OOC: :pbbbtt: Like so many things in my life, I'll get to it eventually. Go ahead and continue with it, I promise I won't hit you. :D IC: Satnak: We're sitting ducks as things stand. How's the mauneuverability? Izzy: *banks left* It's fast, but no fighter. They'll score a hit eventually. Satnak: Oy, girlie! Nina: Yes? Satnak: Make with the hocus pocus or whatever it's called. Nina: (i.h.h.: You are most definitely her.) Hai, Sensei. Satnak: :confused: Sen...sei? Nina: I'll tell you later. Now if you'd please keep Dorvos from poking at my wings- Dorvos: :raincloud Nina: -I'm gonna have to target the plane instead of myself. Satnak: Will that take long? Nina: *begins gesturing* If you consider about twenty seconds under heavy fire long, then yes. OOC: Odd how Protection From Arrows can be used against bullets, huh? Missiles might be a whole other creature though. :D |
| Charles Phipps07-11-07, 08:39 PM | OOC: Unfortunately, I lost track of what my characters were doing during this. So if I got something wrong then by all means ignore it. Mythos Park Control Center *A elaborate computer laboratory* *A paper thin looking blonde Otaku is playing with his toy dinosaurs* Ketler Stevens: I am totally unappreciated in my time. George Rose: This park is the home of some of the most intimate and special research being conducted in the world. I would appreciate if you treated it with the respect its due. Ketler Stevens: Listen, the computer systems here are state of the art interconnected feedback systems with a newly created prototype A.I. George Rose: I'm aware of the island's systems. I was the one who paid for them. Ketler Stevens: Yes....paid the absolute least amount of money for them. We're running at bare minimum expenses here. George Rose: I hired you, Ketler, for the fact that you were willing to work as the lowest bidder contractor. Your gambling debts are not my concern. Ketler Stevens: I'm just saying that loyalty doesn't cheap. You made all your money as an entertainer and marrying a rich wife. You could throw me a couple of bucks. Frankly, just to keep me silent. I've seen some pretty weird sh... George Rose: Please be silent. Ketler Stevens: *snort* George Rose:I don't blame people for their mistakes, but I do ask that they pay for them. Ketler Stevens: Thanks Dad. George Rose: My son is visiting with his girlfriend this weekend. A special sneak tour before this place goes operational. I want nothing to go wrong. Nothing. Beaches of Isla De Morte A Yacht approaching the Beach Ronald Jarlot: You know, they say this island was once part of the much larger continent. The they drifted apart. It was once the center of the mainland. Then it got hit by a meteorite and it wiped out all the life there. Lillian Rose: Really Captain. How interesting. Ronald Jarlot: Place was called Cyre. We later just renamed it the Isle of Death. I guess this part of the world wanted it's own Isle of Death since the West Ocean has Nos Aerenal. Lillian Rose: You done much travelling? Ronald Jarlot: Oh Hell yes! I've been from one ocean to the other and back again with my girlfriends! Used to be a mercenary. I'd say I was a pirate but you're packing and holding yourself like a lawman. Lillian Rose: Huh, is it that obvious? Ronald Jarlot: Yeah, I'd say you're a Federal Agent by the way you're handling yourself. What the Hell are you doing coming down to this deserted patch of Jungle? The only man crazy enough to come here is the Old Millionaire who bought this island. Lillian Rose: *pause* I've got my reasons. *Lilly opens up a book that contained an indecipherable and surreal looking script* |
| ratslinky07-11-07, 11:16 PM | Gaz: Damn I can't get through them *closes his mobile* Es can you find them? Esabar: Already found them brother their on their way to the Antarctic and have just come under fire Gaz: Thanks thats all I need to know. *Opens his mobile and types in a number* Hello Dictator Steve? Burnard: No this is his private secretary Burnard Dictator Steve: *in the background* Dictatorial eh Gaz: Oh hello Burnard could I please speak to Steve now Burnard: Oh certainly *to Steve* Dictator Sir Humphrey would like to speak to you Dictator Steve: Dictatorial eh. Oh yes give me the phone then *Burnard gives him the phone* Was there something you wanted Humphrey? Gaz: Yes Dictator not much really just a squadron of fighter bombers to guards me on my holiday to the Antarctic. Dictator Steve: Well you still have two weeks holiday left so okay just be sure to return them when your done Dictatorial eh Gaz: Yes dictator OOC: Those of you who have watched the series on which this is parodied probably know the end music for those of you who don't I'll keep looking for the music but if someone who has watched the series can find and post he music it would be much appreciated |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-12-07, 02:43 AM | Hyrd: What wrong, Ivy? Why you hiding under bed? Ivy need be on top to have fun with Hyrd, silly. Ivy: *points to the wall* :hides: Out there... Looking out the window, Hyrd can see a rooster pecking at the ground innocently. Hyrd: :confused: Ivy want chicken for dinner? Ivy: It's trying to kill me. Hyrd: Ivy being silly. Bird not doing that. Ivy: No, you don't understand. They play dumb just to get us to let down our guard. I had an encounter with them when I was about five and barely walked away with my skin. *hands him a video crystal* Watch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueEOeUw0d2A Hyrd: :uh-huh: ...Hyrd go kill birdy now. *walks out* Ivy: No, don't! They're vicious monsters! *five minutes later* The sound of pecking can be heard against the walls. Ivy: :hides: I told you. Hyrd: :hides: How Hyrd supposed to know they Invincible Cuccos and not Chickens? Ivy: Just hold me. |
| Charles Phipps07-12-07, 03:12 PM | Hey folks, An announcement to make. With the coming climax to the Terra storyline, it's time to start making preparations for a project that I've been considering for some time. One that I hope everyone from this list will participate in. The Shadows over Cyre The humor thread of the Forgotten Freedom was created quite by accident and became one of the most engrossing story lines I've had the privilege of participating in. However, a lot was done by happenstance and accident. Plus, it made me question how much would actually be accomplished with a serious (at least in the context of a slightly more grounded world) RPG thread. Having discussed this with newly appointed Co-DM Kaizer_Ryu, I'm going to start preparations for a game set in an independent Fortified Castle on the Borders between Cyre and Breland that is the subject of many traffic that wishes to pass along the roads between the Five Nations. Caer Shadowfast. The same Non-Game rules that apply to SOC that apply to this game in that it'll be an excuse to RPG and interact with existing characters as opposed to actually tallying up Experience Points. Unlike the current game, it'll be taking place in 'real' Eberron with everyone expected to have their character perception be somewhere between 1-13 levels and part of a regular class/race. I hope everyone is interested in participating. |
| urial angel of death07-12-07, 04:01 PM | OOC: Standard race and class oh darn :D IC: On the ground. Devon: The shots are just bouncing off. Silence: So you're actually aiming at them now? Devon: Yes! I have been the entire time! Silence: Sure. Devon: I was! Silence: You aren't evil enough to just kill random passersby to protect our find. Devon: I am so! What about the time I killed that puppy!? Silence: You accidentally stepped on it then cried over it's grave for two weeks! Devon: It still counts. :weep: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-12-07, 04:06 PM | OOC: We will give it a try, but we will still have multiple-personality disorder. OOC: No we won't! OOC: Who said that? |
| urial angel of death07-12-07, 05:00 PM | Nalfien wakes up at the command center. Standing over him are Mickey and Terra. Nalfien: What the? Terra: Don't try to move, that Starspawn did a number on you. Nalfien realized that she was right when streching caused him feel pain all over his body. Nalfien: :censored: Mickey: Well you're lucky. It just kind of picked you up and spat you back out. Nalfien: I take it then that it got the other three. good riddence Terra: We're not sure. They're foot-prints led in the padocks. Mickey: Also we found your dog on the plane. Cuddles is led in. Cuddles: yip yip. *points to Nalfien's phylactery aka box* Nalfien: What Timmy fell down the well? Cuddles: :banghead: |
| Charles Phipps07-12-07, 05:06 PM | OOC: We will give it a try, but we will still have multiple-personality disorder. OOC: No we won't! OOC: Who said that? Don't worry, we'll still welcome MST style commentary on events. ;-) Anyone want to start the Wiki for The Shadows over Cyre? When are you guys willing to start? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-12-07, 06:02 PM | Don't worry, we'll still welcome MST style commentary on events. OOC: Actually, we may endeavor to do it in-character. :D |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-12-07, 07:35 PM | ...newly appointed Co-DM Kaizer_RyuOOC: :dancin: IC: Nina: Whoa! ----- Deis: Tingly... ----- Scias: :blink: Momo: *snicker* Stop tickling me! Teiza: :confused: Um...I'm not? A flash of light followed by the telltale glowing of a seal unbinding envelopes the kids. Teiza: :mymy: Momo: What? Teiza: *points at her head* Momo: Hmm? Reaching up, her hands bump into something unexpected. Momo: These weren't there before...what are they? Teiza: I hate to say it, but *holds up a shiny piece of armor* you've become- Momo: :eek: Ketler: :w00t: A BUNNY GIRL! *SLASHITY* Ketler: GAH! My intestines are supposed to stay inside my body! Scias: *eying his new claws* S-s-s-s-s...........sweet. Bunny: Not bad, kid. Just get a pair of horns and you'll be all set. Momo: Somehow that's less comforting coming from the embodiment of death. ----- Nina: :weep: Lenneth: Hang on, I've almost got it... *RIP* there. Nina: Awwww. Now I have to put holes in all my dresses... Lenneth: Look at it this way. Chibi angel wings give a +6 to your Influence check. ----- Vladimere: Cool! How'd you do that? Deis: Do what? Vladimere: That thing with your eyes! That's gotta be a boost to Intimidate. The teeth really compliment it. Gazing in a nearby mirror through serpentine eyes, Deis runs her fingers along her newly lengthened canines. Deis: :mymy: :devil: Kick. Ass. ----- Silver: :plotting: This family just gets better and better. 13: Not to mention the implications of this should provide plenty of fodder for trauma. :evillaugh |
| rampant07-12-07, 08:41 PM | Corre - So cute! Momo, Nina - RUN AWAY! -------------------------------- Corre - :D Dies - Ok, putting bows on Momo's ears and painting her face I can see, heck its even amusing. Momo - To you maybe. Dies - The toga, and mini trumpet is a nice touch. Nina - How did she get this thing to stick to my hand? Dies - The job she pulled on scias was minimal, but there's not much to add. Scias *with face painted to look like a wolf* - arf! Dies - What i want to know is how she managed to make fangs and snake eyes cute?! Scene pans out to show Dies wearing fake chibi devil wings and horns. |
| Charles Phipps07-12-07, 10:13 PM | OOC: Here's the Wiki for our new game FYI. http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/Shadows_over_Cyre |
| rampant07-13-07, 12:05 AM | Tirmek - ooooh scritchies Sarah - good kitty --------------------------- Terra - So how exactly do we get the other three orbs back? The kids just gave me the air orb directly, but these three have been gaurded by Xiath. *reaches out* Xiath - HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Terra - :OMG! Ketty - Xiath, stand down, she's the one who's supposed to have them. Check the account. Xiath pulls out a scroll with what appear to be names and numbers on it. Terra - (i.h.h. so this is why Tirmek told me to hold onto that slip of paper) *pulls out a yellow slip of paper* Account number 34-756. Xiath glares at her scroll for a bit before handing the orbs over to terra, taking the slip back as well. Terra - Hey I can't remember the number. Ketty - The account is closed. Terra - What if I want to use this system again? Ketty - You have to open a new one. Terra - Ok Ketty - And pay the associated fees. Terra - ...KITHLE! ---------------------- Kithle - :D |
| Demonfey07-13-07, 12:34 AM | (Since Maladren doesn't get nearly enough screen time:) Maladren: New redshirt, right? Ilt turns to answer, only to see a sight that makes his feathers fluff out in fear-a being that looks like a natural predator his size. Ilt: GAH! GIANT CAT! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Screaming, he turns and runs towards what appears to be a window, which he jumps through. *WHAM* *Sound of person skidding down glass* ...Erm...make that tries to jump through. stupid dragon impact-rated glass... Maladren: :confused: Uh... |
| Charles Phipps07-13-07, 02:34 AM | Elina's Dream *Lilly in a pink dress* Lilly: Oh Elina, you've saved me and Dreamland. *Elina leans in to kiss Lilly* BRINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG *Elina wakes up and rubs her eyes* Elina: Dammit! It was only a dream. Sarah the Hedgehog: Or was it? Kitten: Hello! Elina: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! GET OUT OF MY BED! |
| rampant07-13-07, 04:38 PM | Teiza - Almost had it that time. Terra - Yes almost (i.h.h. 59 minutes, and 45 seconds this kid is probably going to make it soon.) Teiza - Dorvos is getting nervous, he's seen my recent improvements and he's getting hyper focused. Terra - No one likes to be shown up by a younger sibling. Teiza - Is that why Aunt Ketty is always so cranky? Terra - Partly, I think most of it is habit. |
| rampant07-14-07, 01:34 PM | OOC: This thread ain't dead yet. Kaizer, cypher I'm poking you. ----------------------------------------- Disarray - :D Jarlot - What did you do? Disarray - :D Jarlot - Seriously what's rigged to explode? Disarray - :D Jarlot - All hands on deck get the bomb squad up here now! ------------------------------------------------ Kithle - Best 10 gold I ever spent. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-14-07, 02:49 PM | OOC: This thread ain't dead yet. Kaizer, cypher I'm poking you.OOC: Oh, there's no way I'm letting this thread die before it's time. :devil: It's just a bit harder than I thought to get a project off the ground. *the poking continues* We'll keep going soon enough. Just a few things to work through first. *more poking* I swear. *still poking* :mad: Stop it, Kithle. Kithle: :D No. *poke* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-14-07, 03:00 PM | *still poking* :mad: Stop it, Kithle. Kithle: :D No. *poke* 13: Best 10 gold I ever spent. :devil: |
| urial angel of death07-14-07, 10:10 PM | OOC: Sorry Charles you got all but Ketler wrong. Also there are other character lines I can go on to give Kaizer some more time to catch up on Dr. Who. IC: Mythos Park Commanad Center Kanatash: *Hammond, the old guy* Where the hell is Nedry!? Wu: *oriental not in movie a lot* He's been gone for an hour. He's not coming back. He's either stolen something and gotten away, done something stupid with the animals and got himself kicked, or both. Kanatash: You're a scientist! Can't you reboot the system!? Wu: I'm a genetisit, a linguist, and a historian, but not a computer programmer. I am completely computer illiterate, I can barely enter my sequences into the machine without help. Kanatash: Damnit! ---------- Med center Terra: *Ellie, the main girl* So is he gonna be okay? Mickey: *med officer not in movie a lot* Yes he's a very quick healer. Better than can be said for Rose. *the public relations officer in movie combined with lawyer* Reman: *lawyer, yes he's still alive* Well we'll have to start working at making sure we don't end up like him. Terra: Well surely that was an isolated outage. Reman: Are you daft! That was the single most costly exibit they had! It would have had the most protected of the areas! Whatever took out the power must have effected all or almost all of the system! Terra: What can we do? It's a supernatural creautre. Reman: I don't know, but I don't want to end up in two pieces! Mickey: Well if it helps any none of them can fly. The wings are only vestigal. |
| rampant07-15-07, 10:54 AM | Tirmek - *laying on his side in a patch of sunlight* zzz Sarah - *sees him crouches to get a good angle and picks him up by the scruff of the neck, with her teeth, then continues on her way* Tirmek - :confused: wha? zzz Elina - Wow that last growth spurt he missed really cinched it. Tirmek is short. |
| Charles Phipps07-15-07, 06:21 PM | The Forgotten Freedom Sarah: Hi mom! Elina: Hi! Dol Terra: Did you two bring your orbs? Sarah and Elina: HAI! Dol Terra: Excellent *taps fingers* muhahahahahha Sarah: :mymy: Mom, did you just manically laugh? Dol Terra: :shifty: No I didn't. Elina: Uhhh, yeah, you kinda did. Dol Terra: Oh well, just ignore it. Elina: Okay. So, what did you want the orbs for? Sarah: Yeah, you never liked orbs before. Drummer off Camera: :rimshot: Dol Terra: Well, certainly for the good of the world. Elina: Oh. Dol Terra: And not something terrible. Sarah: Ah. Dol Terra: Something sinister. Elina: Errr... Dol Terra: SOMETHING PURE EVIL! Elina: :mymy: Sarah: :mymy: Terra: So gimme. *** Rose's Room *Alice is playing with the severed head of Doog. Having my ressurected him and killed him until she mummified his 1st level self* Doog Skull: I can't believe this is how they brought me back. Alice: I wonder if I shall use him as a paperweight, or a Tea-server, or perhaps a chamber pot! Doog Skull: AHHHHHHH! Rose: Alice, don't humiliate the Skull. Alice: Why, is it bad? Rose: No, just tacky. Ketler: YOU! Rose: Oh hey Ketler. Ketler: YOU! YOU....BASTARVE! Rose: What? Ketler: You've been having hot Jaela sex! Rose: Uh...yeah. Ketler: THAT'S AGAINST ALL THE RULES! Rose: Those rules were made fourteen years ago. She's in her twenties now. Ketler: THAT'S NOT THE POINT! Rose: What is the point? Ketler: THE POINT IS THAT YOU'RE MESSING WITH PURE GOOD! Alice: Sometimes I dream about killing the entire population of Q'Barra. Ketler: So....innocent. :weep: YOU LECHER! Alice: I like the sex where I'm upside down. Rose: Of course you do. Ketler: YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY ROSE! *** Lilly's Room Dol Arrah: *Looking exactly like Racoon Girl Elina* GLOMP! Lilly: EEEP! Dol Arrah: Sex time! Lilly: oh come on! I'm kinda committed to Elina. *Dol Arrah starts nuzzling him anyway* Dol Arrah: Oh yes, and you have to kill Terra. Lilly: Oh man! I hate these quests! *goes to get Sword of Terra-slaying* |
| Crystalforged07-15-07, 06:55 PM | OOCrystalforged: I wonder if Lily realizes that if he actually does suceed in killing Terra there is no way he's even going to get any :pile: out of Elina even WITH Silver's help. OOKanatash: Nah, this is Lily we're talking about here. Besides lack of :pile: would be the least of his problems. Sarah, Elina, and Tirmek would slaughter him. There'd probably the little ones and a couple others joining in too. OOCrystalforged: Maybe the others but not Tirmek I think. OOKanatash: :confused: Why not? He hate Lily more than the rest of them combined. OOCrystalforged: Yeah, but he'd want to be getting the whole thing on tape. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-15-07, 06:56 PM | Lilly's Room Dol Arrah: *Looking exactly like Racoon Girl Elina* GLOMP! Lilly: EEEP! Dol Arrah: Sex time! Lilly: oh come on! I'm kinda committed to Elina. *Dol Arrah starts nuzzling him anyway* Dol Arrah: Oh yes, and you have to kill Terra. Lilly: Oh man! I hate these quests! *goes to get Sword of Terra-slaying* Bunny and Silver face each other across a desert plain… FX demon: *whistles clichéd showdown tune* …They are decked out in the traditional cowboy chaps and six-shooters.… FX demon: *more showdown whistling* …They stare hard at each other— Bunny: Hold it! OOC: Now what? Bunny: This is total nonsense, even for us. OOC: Why? Bunny: Because I'd death. I win all fights where the object is to kill your opponent. Kinda can't work any other way. OOC: ………………………………………………D*mn, you're right. 13: I wonder how many people will think this had nothing to do with the quote above? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-15-07, 06:59 PM | OOCrystalforged: Maybe the others but not Tirmek I think. OOKanatash: :confused: Why not? He hate Lily more than the rest of them combined. OOCrystalforged: Yeah, but he'd want to be getting the whole thing on tape. Tirmek: Can't…decide…girlfriend…guaranteed plan to kill Lilly…:ghosted: 13 and Silver shake hands while Bunny press Tirmek's "Kill" button furiously. |
| Charles Phipps07-15-07, 07:09 PM | Elina: Well, I think its obvious what we have to do. Tirmek: Yes, you must kill Terra. Sarah: What? Tirmek: Oh come on, it's not like it's going to be permanent. You kill her, Tiamat is forced to flee her body, you destroy her and then its ressurection time. Sarah: No! Elina: Good plan! Tirmek: Well, we can test it. Lilly, should we kill Terra? Lilly: Hell no! I just have this sword because it looks cool! I don't kill cute girls! That's what the whole Elina story taught me! Tirmek: See? Lilly disagrees, its a good plan. |
| urial angel of death07-15-07, 07:20 PM | Ketler runs into his lab and slams the door. Vladimire and Deis: *running out from behind the door* Hello!!! Ketler: Gaahhhh! Don't do that! Deis: Sorry cousin Ketler. Is there anything we can do to make it better. :bigeyes: Ketler: Well... Vladimire: :88E: *uber-glare* Ketler: Nothing, nothing at all. :eek: Deis: Well we heard about your problems with Jaela, and come to help. Vladimire: But in order to do so you're gonna have to make a figurative deal with the Devil. And by Devil I mean Elder Gods. And by figurative I mean get your coat. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade07-15-07, 07:52 PM | Vladimire: But in order to do so you're gonna have to make a figurative deal with the Devil. And by Devil I mean Elder Gods. And by figurative I mean get your coat. *Chuckle* Nice Futurama reference. more seriously, it appears due to the Trip im going on Tomorrow (well, where i am its only a matter of hours), that i'll be unable to post for about five days, maybe a week due to the fact that even if i could bring my laptop i wont have any internet access where im going. I know i tend to disappear a lot, or generally not post. so i thought i would give you guys a heads up this time before disappering. |
| Charles Phipps07-15-07, 08:05 PM | OOC: No problem man! Thanks for the heads up! |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-15-07, 09:10 PM | Tirmek: See? Lilly disagrees, its a good plan. Elina: I'm not sure that's a legitima-...hang on a moment. Since when did Tiamat enter into this? Tirmek: Oh, come on, isn't it obvious? Your mother has been possessed by Tiamat's spirit, since it's old body is gone now. Sarah: Actually, I'm pretty sure she was a lot like this before she met Momma... Tirmek: Then why won't she let Lilly scan her? *previously* Lilly: Detect Evil! Terra: *holding a lead sheet* Nope. *later* Lilly jumps out from behind a door. Lilly: Detect Evil! Terra: *behind him* Over here. *after that* Terra tends to her garden while Lilly rapels down, hovering just above her. Lilly: Detect Evil! Terra: Counterspell Lilly: OH COME ON! *back to now* Sarah: Because Detect Evil is a leading cause of death for creatures of all stripes. I think it causes cancer or something. Tirmek: :nonono: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-15-07, 10:00 PM | Sarah: Because Detect Evil is a leading cause of death for creatures of all stripes. I think it causes cancer or something. Tirmek: :nonono: Bunny: I think I just noticed: each couple is made up of intellectual opposites. Silver: Opposites attract. :D 13: They also make for great relationship problems. :devil: OOcat: Well can you imagine what their children would be like if like mated like? |
| rampant07-15-07, 10:08 PM | Larah - I like swords Elmek - HADOKEN! |
| Charles Phipps07-15-07, 10:33 PM | Larah: Arf! Elmek: Oh cousin, do you have to display such a consistent lack of intellect? Larah: You're my best friend. Elmek: ACK! DO NOT TOUCH MY DIVINE MAJESTY WITH YOUR SPOONY WOLFGIRLNESS! Larah: We're heroes! Elmek: I just torched a village! Larah: Yes, how very evil it must have been! |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-15-07, 11:32 PM | OOC: :heehee And now for something...completely different. As the title suggests, this is the first part of the burgeoning war. This and the one I'll post shortly were intended to go together, but were so long I decided to break them up. IC: Outside a Monastary dedicated to Terra in a remote village in Karrnath Sargeant: Preparations are complete, sir. The complex is surrounded and our mages have seen no signs of warping. Colonel: Good, good. Give them the final option to surrender. Remember, this new cult is unpredictable, even worse than the Emerald Claw. I don't even want to know what might happen if this turns sour. As the Sargeant approached the doors of the church, the Colonel mused about the situation. Investigate reports of insurgent activities and planned attacks against the state. Proceed peacibly where possible and avoid conflict unless absolutely necessary. Colonel: What good does any of this do against fanatics? I just hope they're just rumo- *KABOOOOOOOOMMM* The cathedral burst into flames, shattering the windows, blowing the doors open, and toppling the steeple. The inferno engulfed the unfortunate Sargeant as he stood talking to the doors. Colonel: Oh, bloody HELL! The troops were immediately reorganized into disaster containment formations as they tried to quell the blaze and search for any survivors. In the midst of the chaos, few of them noticed the gathering crowd of villagers. The Colonel's worst fears were realized when villagers began yelling in rage. Villager 1: They've destroyed our Church! Villager 2: Murderers! Villager 3: We owe those priests our lives, you bastards! The Colonel tried desperately to gain control of the situation, standing on top of a nearby rock and getting the villagers attention. He didn't even get the chance to open his mouth before they began pelting him with rocks, forcing him down and behind one of the many transports they had brought. He nursed a bleeding forehead and a possible concussion as he mulled over how to salvage the operation. ???: Sir. The Colonel turned towards the voice, gaping as he saw the previously incinerated Sargeant before him, the last of his wounds disappearing as he watched. Colonel: Wha? But...you were-! Sargeant: Killed? Under normal circumstances, yes, I would have been. The Lady Terra has seen fit to grant her flock new power though her emmisaries. Colonel: Traito-GURK! Sargeant: The ones who saw fit to leave the people they claimed to govern at the mercy of bandits, monsters, famine, and even the countries own out of control military betrayed us first. As he died, the Colonel saw most of his command staff either dead or murdering others. At least three other traitors in their midst. The villagers were probably in on it, too. Sacrificing a few of their own people to set up something like this was repulsive to him as a man and a soldier of honor, yet the tactician in him could only tip his hat. The adherents to this faith were already itching for confrontation, and the appearance of a tragedy like this might place the bulk of the disillusioned populace on their side. With any luck, Fuhrer Paladinmount could douse the flames of rebellion, but it was far from certain. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-15-07, 11:38 PM | Crownhome, Korth Roy Paladinmount: WHAT?! Lt. Legstrong: That's the situation, sir. Almost the entire force wiped out, and those alive, officers and regulars alike, claiming they were ordered to eliminate the congregation, foiled only by one of the bombs going off prematurely. Roy: Absurd! Lt. Legstrong: I agree, sir, but it seems the rumors and reports are spreading like wildfire. The worst part is that after what happened during the Last War and the Dragon War, few people doubt we're both willing and capable of this kind of thing. Roy: *grumbles* Figures. They want me to fix everything that's happened for the last 120 years in less than five, then consider me the same old hat when it doesn't happen. Lieutenant. Lt. Legstrong: *salutes* Sir. Roy: Get the PR division in high gear and make damn sure to throughly investigate that village. We're talking about Civil War here, old friend, and I don't have to tell you what these people might be capable of. As Lt. Legstrong headed out, Roy went to convene his generals, hoping against hope that he had time before all hell broke loose. As he walked, a door opened up before him and out stepped Rina Hawkbat. Roy: Rina? You were not due back till tomorrow. Rina: Finished early. I caught wind of what's happened, and figured I could help. Roy: Your presense is always appreciat- He stopped as he caught a whiff of something. Something familiar. His gut sank when he realized what it was. Roy: Rina...what were you doing in there? Rina: *smiles* See for yourself. Following her into the room, he saw his entire General staff slaughtered. Heads bashed in, guts strewn everywhere, he could swear he saw a small black demon-rabbit dancing on one of the corpses. Rina: It's really pointless to resist the will of Terra, Fuhrer Paladinmount. Roy: What have y-GAH! Turning to confront her, he barely managed to dodge a lethal blow from her sword, the blade tip piercing his shoulder instead of his heart or lung. Roy: W-why?! Rina: :devil: He dodged the next strike and moved towards the door, slowly loosing use of his arm as the paralytic poison took effect. Rina was much faster than he remembered, chasing close behind him and even taking out a few soldiers who came too investigate the commotion with minimal effort. Rina: *wild eyed* The will of Terra is absolute! Obey or die in the fires of revolution! This wasn't her, it couldn't be. Rina was a highly disciplined soldier, not even remotely the type to buy into this new version of Flamite fanaticism. Brainwashed? Not likely. She was far too strong willed. Most likely a double. With his good arm, Roy turned and set off an explosion with his glove, burning his pursuer horribly. He heard her screams and the clatter of metal on the floor as her sword fell. He turned to go warn Lt. Legstrong, but stopped and stared when he heard the sound of metal scraping against the floor as the sword was picked up again. From out of the flames came his pursuer, healing as he watched, the sword red hot, smoke pouring from her hand. Rina?: To defy Her will means death! He felt the searing blade cut into his chest, melting the buttons on his uniform and burning his flesh further. He fell backwards, waiting for the final blow when a familiar foot smashed into Rina's face. Lt. Legstrong: One more time, sir! They can't seem to come back more than once! The second explosion did indeed finish off the fanatic, but there was only one question Roy needed to have answered right now. Lt Legstrong: I came for you when I got a message from Mgr. Hawkbat saying she'd been delayed, but I had already seen her arrive. I came across a few of these modified humans massacring the communications staff. Roy: So that wasn't her...good. He finally passed out from the poison and the pain, waking up hours later in the infirmary with his country in chaos. |
| Charles Phipps07-16-07, 12:02 AM | Larah: I'm a helper! Elmek: NO! MY BEAUTIFUL WICKEDNESS IS RUINED! Raela: It's just your Rakashasa Birthday pie. Elmek: The pie is also evil. Raela: Ugh. Elmek: My affairs are ruined by stupid inbred paladinzerkers! Larah: Yo! Elmek: Stop answering to that! |
| Charles Phipps07-16-07, 12:26 AM | OOC: oh yes and very nice with the homonoculus bit. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-16-07, 03:11 AM | OOC: Thanks. I thought it fitting with the modifications Volrath made on many of Terra's followers to do a Huges vs Lust/Envy and Roy vs Lust homage. :weep: Poor Huges... :weep: IC: Sivis message stations were swamped with in- and outgoing reports on the evolving situation in Karrnath. The governments of the other major nations fretted as reports of a complete and total breakdown of the near-legendary Karrnathian military discipline poured in. The Regency in Thrane, memories of Theocratic abuses under the Church of the Silver Flame still fresh in their minds, immediately sent orders to crack down on the cult. It was unfortunate for them that it was precisely the pretense the Church of Terra had been looking for. Riots erupted when images of Territes being beaten and murdered by Thranish security forces began spreading, no one noticing that the offenders were usually new recruits with signs of having been assaulted first. The Karrnathi breakdown in both government and military structure was repeated with almost startling similarity as critical points (Commanding Officers, Communications Officers and Sivis relayers, local officials, Logisitcal support personel, etc) were systematically taken down by a seemingly endless supply of moles in just the right places. Breland fared somewhat better at first, but only due to so much of it's Command and Control having already been eviscerated by King Steve, the lower-downs being more comfortable taking charge. There was no need for a sparking incident inside Breland. When the public began getting confirmed reports of the success the Territes had had in accomplishing in a day and a half, twice, what one hundred years of warfare had not done, they pretty much demanded that the Territes in their midst remove the Mad King. Aundair...had surrendered a week ago. It's like a Sixth Sense for them. Droaam, leaderless and in anarchy after the deaths of the Hags and bereft of one of their primary Dieties when the Shadow was eliminated, had already largely converted to the Church of Terra, legends of her exploits within the country fueling the adherence and creating "holy sites" throughout the land. The takeover was a simple matter of officially recognizing the Church of Terra as their new government. In the Lhazzar Principalities, several of the self-proclaimed Princes had joined the Church of Terra beforehand, and, aided by Volrath's modifications, the new shift in power had been helping them eliminate their rivals for the last few months. The Eldeen Reaches, never the most cohesive country, had been almost critically weakened by the civil war sparked by Elina's near miss with the Prophecy and Mordain Fleshweaver's undead invasion. The Wardens of the Wood, the only group truly powerful enough to mobilize a defense, had split during this time as well even as Oalian's influence dimmed. Valenar, like the Reaches, did not have a true central government, nor did Terra's faith have much draw, but control had different forms. Without the capability to mount more than hit and run style attacks, merely tracking their movements by well-placed Valenar spies would allow damage to be minimized, their effectiveness neutered, and, eventually, all resistance quelched one band at a time over the coming years. The tribal Halflings of the Talenta Plains presented a similar, if less readily neutralized problem as the Valenar. Meeting with Lathon Halpum, Motoko convinced him and the rest of the tribal council that her and her force's goal was not to kill, but to unite. The lure of finally being able to move past the ever present threat of a second Last War proved too much for the council, and they agreed to remain neutral so long as they were granted a place at the table when hostilities ended. Her agreement to this was all the more endearing to the Halflings when they saw just how quickly the other nations fell apart, realizing they could have been denied this request and been able to do little about it outside of futile Attrition Warfare. In Dargunn, the assasination of Lhesh Haruuc left the country in a state of turmoil. The Rhukaan Taash still outnumbered the Dhakaani, but the latter's glorious past and superior craftsmanship convinced them they could win as civil war broke out here as well. Of course, the Church of Terra quietly began providing food and shelter as traders abandoned the import-reliant country, and news of the astounding strength of the Territe forces led many to fight not for control of the country, but for who would effectively be the representative to the new Lhesh, Motoko. The Aurum, nearly bankrupt after years of raids by the FF, struck a deal with the Church of Terra in exchange for lucrative rebuilding contracts throughout the conquered Nations, to be revealed upon success. And where the Aurum goes, the Holds go. Finally seeing their dream of a reunited Galifar become a possibility, the citizens of Q'barra observed the goings on in the Old Kingdom intently. When it became clear that the Territes were killing those who kept the various countries in their unstable and volatile configurations, and not sending civilians off to die for the sake of a few, not to mention restoring and even expanding the Old Kingdom, they welcomed the "liberators" heartily. Zilargo, rich in magical weaponry but short on warriors, observed the crushing victories with the same keen eye that had served them in the Last War. When the choice was being crushed or being a state within the emerging nation, it was just good business to pick the winning side. None were eager to bring war to their land after avoiding it so successfully all these years, and the risk to the enormous repositories of knowledge collected over generations was an anathema to the proud allumni of Korranberg. |
| ratslinky07-16-07, 04:04 AM | *Group of Territes moved to a castle that was known to be filled with war criminals as they waited for their mole to open the gates they prayed to Terra to give them strength. An hour went by and they grew impatient but eventually the gates did open to reveal a lone figure standing in the arch* Gaz: Go back to your homes I will suffer no trespass on my lands and no harm to those under my protection. Territe priest: Hand them over to us or die they murdered many of and raped many others. Gaz: Well if you wish for them to die I can set up a court of which I am the judge Territe priest: We don't want a court of law we want vengeance Gaz: That I will not give you now do you wish for me to set up a court of law or do you wish to go home Territe mob: We wish for Vengeance! Get him! Esabar: *Gaz and Esabar felt bad for these people but nevertheless he would not let followers of The Faceless One die* Dendennori veselanna thoree *A purple streak shot from her hand and all but the priest where linked by this streak* Gaz: *As the mob charged him he drew his crossbow aim at the front runner and let loose. Despite the many alterations made to him and many others in the mob the bolt shot into his heart and killed him instantly at that moment the purple connection pulsed and all those connected to it died on the spot only the priest was left standing* Go back home priest tell your savior that if she wants anyone to have even a chance of dieing she must come to me and present her case |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-16-07, 09:38 AM | ……waking up hours later in the infirmary with his country in chaos. OOC: We don't know whether your intended to go on with this or if this was just your set-up, so pardon us if we try an idea. IC: Roy woke to an armed guard surrounding his bed, and they weren't wearing Karrnathi uniforms. Roy: Er— He was yanked violently out of bed, much to the protests of the healer on call, and force-marched back to his palatial office. Now the chair behind the desk was occupied by a female [can't find a description of Motoko]. The air about her struck him instantly and he knew she was a vampire. Rina: SIR! Roy looked to right to see Rina standing next to Lt. Legstrong and Chief Justice Humes. Roy: Hawkbat? Is it really you? Motoko: It's really her this time, Mr. Paladinmount. Roy turned to glare furiously at the vampire. Roy: What is the meaning of this? Motoko: I'll be blunt, Mr. Paladinmount. Lilly says you like things that way. The offer on the table is simple: surrender your country and you can have a place running it. Roy: Oh, like I had a place under the last vampire? Motoko: ………………………I'm not quiet sure what you mean. Roy: I hated working under Kaius—brainless pretty-boy—and he was a vampire. What makes you any different? Motoko: Thats very racist of you, Mr. Paladinmount. Just because I am a vampire has no bearing on how I treat my subordinates. But tell me, what was it like working under the vampire King? Roy: I think it can all be summed up by the pit incident…… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyJhopKDRIc) Motoko: :blink:…………………I don't think, Mr. Paladinmount, that it's possible for anyone that stupid to have pulled off a successful simultaneous disruption and conquest of every one of the Five Nations. Roy: Oh. :thinks: So…I guess that means…I'll take you up on your offer… Other Karrns: Sir? Rina: How do we know you aren't a copy? Roy: …I mean, I was thinking about doing something like that anyway. Way too much paperwork. Rina: Yup, it's him. :bored: Roy: Although I can't give you the entire country. A lot of it hates me or just thinks I'm incompetent. The best I can do is keep the military from opposing you. Motoko: :nonono: It almost makes me wonder whether it's worth ruling over people who are so dumb that they let you stay in power. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-16-07, 11:00 AM | OOC: That works really well, Slivercat. Nice work. See? You're better at contibuting than you give yourselves credit for. IC: Motoko: Gaz. Gaz: I thought I told your lackeys I wanted to see Terra. Motoko: I don't think you realize the situation here. The rules forbid her from interfering to that extent, even if she is allowed a bit more leeway than your own oh-so-precious god. Gaz: Then I assume you're the best I'm gonna get. The skies grow dark, thunder rolling through the clouds that sprang from almost nothing. In a tremendous gust, the gates of the castle were forced open and one side ripped off it's hinges. Motoko: Let me give it to you straight. Terra has nothing against you maintaining your dying religion. The force that attacked was one of the few who got a bit...overzealous. Trust me, had we wished it, you wouldn't be standing here. Lightning struck multiple times, but only inside the walls of the castle, scattering the crowd that had gathered but harming none. Motoko: This is a changing of the guard, Gaz. Blame no one but yourself and the lackadaisical way your god decided to help his flock. Gaz: Your little show is less than amusing, Vampire. Motoko: *rasied eyebrow* My show? And where amongst my powers would I be capable of this? Gaz: All Chosen gain special powers related to their diety. I've been watching you. You're twitching your fingers and glancing at the spots the bolts have struck. Motoko: Well, well. At least you're smarter than the rest of the fools I've been dealing with. Gaz: And you are aware that you serve not Terra, but Tiamat? Without even flinching, Motoko grinned at him. The kind of smile that sent shivers down his spine and even broke Esabar's focus. Motoko: Tiamat? Really? See, I figured she was dead dead, based on the fact that she was killed by something designed to ensure no revival was possible. Gaz: And Terra absorbed the energy. She's the new Tiamat. New body and personality, but same designs. Motoko actually chuckled a bit at this, then walked over to the fallen gate. Motoko: If that makes you feel better, fine by me. We will not bother you unless it involves matters of governace. Just remember- Grabbing the gate with one hand, she lifts the heavy wrought iron bars and sets it back on the hinges, slightly askew due to the violent way it was removed, but still functioning. Motoko: -WE are in charge now. The gates swung closed behind her as she left, the one not closing correctly serving as a reminder of what just transpired. As she walked away, lighting struck about her. The storm began to subside, and a bolt finally connected in a brilliant flash, Motoko vanishing alongside the tempest. Gaz: What do you think, Es? Esabar: She's not bluffing. Gaz: About her threats, Tiamat, or her promise? Esabar: All of the above. From what I could see, she has the capability to make good on our complete destruction if she so wished. Gaz: Then why not just do it and be rid of a nuisance? Esabar: The same reason they haven't taken direct control of half of Khorvaire. "The sly eagle hides its claws." Like it or not, we present no real threat to her plans in the long run, and her cause is better served by leaving us be. Gaz: So she's effectively thumbing her nose at us? Esabar: All but the gesture. Emasculating, isn't it? |
| rampant07-16-07, 11:20 AM | Motoko - Now to relax in my favorite chair. phhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt Motoko - *holding up a whoopie cushion* bastard industires presents the latest in whoopie cushion technology, hidden within the sound of the cushion is a special call designed to attract... Flesh eating scarabs. |
| urial angel of death07-16-07, 06:11 PM | As he woke up Ketler was hardly able to remember what happened after he followed Vladimire and Deis into the chapel. His memory was hazy like a combination of a really good drug trip and sleep deprivation. Something happened involving tentacles something that his mind was desperating trying to shut-out while retaining vital information. All he was certain of was that Jaela would be back to normal, though when exactly he was unsure. Deis was licking a gooey green substance from her fingers until she noticed Ketler coming around. Deis: Heh he that was fun. :schemes: Vladimire meanwhile was licking a poor little wimpering elven girl's shoulder. His serrated tongue took off strips of flesh with each sweep. Vladimire: *slurp* Yes, he certainly is much more resiliant than most humans. Ketler: When will I be able to save Jaela from that monster? Deis: Ooo he even maintained his sanity. :D Ketler: When, you little abominations!? Vladimire: Oh so hasty for his reward. Why would that be? :plotting: Deis: Maybe it wasn't resiliance that let him live through it; but true love. :evillaugh Vladimire: It has carried men through greater trials. The elf notices her tormentor's momentary distraction; and feebly begins to crawl away. Her progress however is halted by Vladimire's shoulder spike ripping through her spine. Vladimire: Oh now then my little meal you won't get away that easily. :devil: Ketler: When!? Deis: Now now patience is a vurtue, little fleshy one. Just be patient. Vladimire: Good things come to those that wait. |
| rampant07-16-07, 06:42 PM | Teiza - Dies! Vlad! supper! Elf - unhhh Teiza - *snort* *Summon shadow elemental* Get her to mickey, she needs a long soak in something. Blech! Vlad - I was eating that! Teiza - Your mother has supper on the table. Besides how can eat those things, they smell like filth. Speaking of filth stop licking ketler's internal fluids. We know where he's been. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-16-07, 06:45 PM | Teiza - …Speaking of filth stop licking ketler's internal fluids. We know where he's been. OOcat: Wish we didn't. :yuck: |
| Charles Phipps07-16-07, 06:48 PM | The Cathedral of Flame The Religion of Flame had taken a tremendous blow in the past decade with the corruption revealed at the heart in Cardinal Kronzen's evil schemes, the disappearance of Jaela, and the invasion of the Imperial Horde. Michael: Why didn't you kill them? The ground was littered with Terrarite cultists who'd been badly wounded but not mortally so by the rapier skill of a bard and his blade. Rose: These people are just idiots. Judging them worthy for death just because they're ready to throw themselves off a bridge for my monstrous sister would mean I'd have to kill most of the planet's populous. Alice: Can we? Rose: No! Alice: :weep: Jarlot: :pint: Michael: I can't believe King Steve finally fell. Rose: What do you mean? Michael: He surrendered to the Terrarites. They now control Breland. Rose: I think you overestimate the intelligence of Terra's forces. *** Breland King Steve's Kickass Castle Terra High Priest: HAHAHAHA! We've come to accept your surrender King Steve! Now all of Breland is ours! *Chancellor Jacob Hunter stabs him in the back of the chest with a spear* Terra High Priest: :ghosted: King Steve: Ooops! Jacob Hunter: Now what do we do with him? King Steve: Toss him into the Dragon's food ball with the others! Jacob Hunter: Yessir! Crystal Ball Communicator: Has our negotiator arrived yet, Defeated King? King Steve: Nope! Crystal Ball Communicator: Damn these rebels! Okay, we'll send a 46th one! Are you sure your surrendering? King Steve: Oh, absolutely. *** The Cathedral of Flame Michael: Wow, he really is the BEST KING EVARR. Rose: In any case, why are you still here Michael? Michael: Well, Terra offered me everything I ever wanted. There's one thing though. Rose: What's that? Michael: I really hate that :censored:. What about you? Isn't she is your sister? Rose: I'm the Chosen of the Traveler, Michael. The God of All Travelers, Rogues, and Con men. I'm pretty much sworn to oppose authority in all its forms. Michael: And yet you're Neutral Good. Rose: And a vampire. The Traveler has a sense of irony. Alice: Oooo, look, someone's head! Rose: DAMMIT ALICE! Alice: But I like killing! Rose: I have something better though. Alice: Nothing is better! Rose: :cookie: Alice: Except that, gimme. *Crunch crunch crunch* Rose: We need to rely on the power of the Silver Flame to help repel Dol Terra's evil power before it spreads further. Only with its might can we help break the power of Tiamat and the Shadow's evil. Michael: Do you think she'll have it guarded? Rose: Well we're here at the gates. :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon: :behold: :behold: :behold: :behold: :behold: :chicken: Michael: AH! CHICKEN! Rose: Well, there's only one thing to do. Michael: :fight!: Jarlot: :pint: Rose: :bluff: *After bluffing, the group heads on in* Michael: GOD DAMN TWINKY BARDS! Rose: Better than being a spoony bard. Alice: But I like Spoony! *Lisa walks out then with her sword* Lisa: HALT NON-TERRADOER! Flaming Prince: MUAHHAHAHAHAHA! YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO MY CLUTCHES! Rose: Ivy? Flaming Prince: Oh hi dad! I'm Terra's Pontiff now! It's like the religion of Evil Overlords of choice! I'm going to summon her into physical reality! Rose: :bored: She's already in physical reality. Flaming Prince: :weep: Oh. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-16-07, 08:06 PM | *STAB* Rose: ...ow... Michael: Miko?! Miko: *cracks her flame whip* :D Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii everybody! Rose: Can't...move. Stake...thought the heart...causing...paralysis,...self-narration,...and...Shatner mode... Michael: :uh-huh: What's with the new getup? Miko: Oh, this? *flaps her now huge wings and waves her Vorpal sword* Terra gave me an upgrade from Marilith to Balor. Now I'm WAY COOLER THAN ELINA EVER WAS!!!!! Elina: *from nowhere in particular* DREAM ON, B*TCH! HE'S MINE! Jarlot: :pint: Michael: Dad's right. We don't have time for this. Jarlot: :pint: Ivy: :weep: That was uncalled for... Jarlot: :pint: Miko: Maybe not, but they're BIGGER THAN HERS!!! Elina: *again from nowhere* LIKE HELL THEY ARE!!! Jarlot: :pint: Lisa: Perhaps, but you'll soon find out that the Rum is gone. Jarlot: :ghosted: Rose: Still...can't...move... Feeling...intense desire...to make...spoken...word...song parodies... Michael: Come on, Lisa. This won't succeed. Even I can see that. The vast majority of her followers a- Lisa: Are morons. Yeah, tell us something we don't know. She installed IVY as Pontiff. That alone should have clued you in to something. ----- Teiza: You did WHAT?! Terra: I made Ivy Pontiff. Teiza: Ok, I can see taking down every major government and subjugating the populace while making it seem like their idea. I can see inciting old fears and rivalries to weaken your enemies before cutting them down. I can see you not doing this yourself due to the rules you're bound by. I can see Motoko leading the efforts due to your promise to her and her military knowhow. But IVY and not ME?! Terra: Teiza, what did you notice was the overriding theme to my strategy? Teiza: Lots of small maneuvers on pressure points leading to the complete disillusionment of command and control. Terra: What if I told you I wasn't done yet? Teiza: Well DUH. King Moron is still alive, a few of the crew are turning against you, even Spoony, and the consolidation of power is still a ways off. Terra: And that's not all. You must have patience for now. :devil: ----- Tirmek: What did I say?! Elina: It's not like they're going on rampages... Tirmek: At the moment. What happens when the thrill of victory wears off and they start noticing the pockets of resistance as well as all the stuff they have to run now? Sarah: Logistics and command are Mom's forte. She's got it under control. Tirmek: I really can't believe I'm even asking, but- Lilly: I'm not killing her unless this turns into something the opposite of the best thing to happen to Khorvaire since Galifar I. Tirmek: Oh come ON! Even the psychopathic mass-murderer isn't interested! Sarah: I can't believe you're just casually talking about killing my mom. Tirmek: Ugh! I told you already, that's not her! Elina: Not according to Momma. Tirmek: That's just it. I'd had my suspicions for a while, but could never confirm them till earlier. That's Lisa's form and her memories, but not her soul. Sarah & Elina: :hoppingma WHAT?! Tirmek: :bored: I wouldn't have done it if I didn't think it was absolutely necessary or in your best interest. You're too close to her to think objectively. Weren't you even the slightest bit curious why her soul wasn't bound to the Flame like it should have been? Or destroyed when she took out the King of Red Dragons? Both: Er... Tirmek: It wasn't her inhibitions she lost in death, it was her soul. She's a puppet for someone or something, probably brought to life as a wish. Terra couldn't have, it was her power. Lilly: Michael? Tirmek: Oh for the love of- WHY DID YOU HAVE TO WASTE A NATURAL 20 ON SOMETHING I ALREADY FIGURED OUT?! Lilly: I like swords. |
| ratslinky07-16-07, 08:31 PM | Gaz: She may not be bluffing but she underestimates our power and ambition. She thinks she controls most of the world through her various ways but I control more than a few of those. Pity though I was hoping the fact that we where harboring war criminals would tick her off. Oh well time to go to war. Mareth are the golems complete? Mareth: Yes three thousand iron golems, twenty devestator class airships and one hundred destroyer class airships ready to land at your command plus reserves who can be ready in a day OOC: Gaz doesn't intend to take over the world just a fair sized portion around Karrnath and the Mror Holds |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-16-07, 08:38 PM | Rose: We need to rely on the power of the Silver Flame to help repel Dol Terra's evil power before it spreads further. Only with its might can we help break the power of Tiamat and the Shadow's evil. OOC: Oooo, let us help. We have a character for this. IC: Flamekeep is in…well…flames, as zealous Terrarites loot and destroy like any good invading religious army. In one particularly rundown section of the city a group of soldiers chase two children—a brother and his young sister—through the dark alleys. There are other people here, hidden in the shadows of the rundown buildings, but from so many long years having their minds abused by the priests of the Flame and the fear they feel for themselves they can seem to do little more than watch. Even though it can be heard from the calls of the pursuers conversion isn't what's on their mind. As they run the sister slips and falls. The brother runs back to help her up, but this affords the soldiers just enough time to catch up. Soldier Leader: Well, well, well. You two gave us quite a run. For that I think you're gonna have to pay extra. :smirk: The brother glances around, but his hopes sink as he sees doors and windows shut. The sister clutches at him, beginning to sob. Soldier: Aww, now don't cry missy. Come over here and I'll make you feel all better. :devil: Brother: Th…the Angel will save us! Soldier Leader: Angel? He looks to one of their number, a former flamite who turned traitor on his city and religion. Traitor: There have been rumors going around the city that a woman goes around beating up criminals. They say it's just stories to give people false hope— Brother: The stories aren't false! She does exist! She has wings that shine like a rainbow and a sword that as silver as the flame itself and which can never be taken from her! Another Soldier: :blink:………………………………:rofl: HAW HAW HAW! That's a nice fairy tale, kid. But there ain't gonna be anybody to come to your rescue. Woman's Voice: Listen, I'm very busy with all this going on, so I'm just gonna cut to the part where I tell you to walk away peaceably or I hurt you. The soldiers turn. Standing in the middle of the street is a hooded cloak. As if to prove a point a sword pokes out from the front slit. Soldier Leader: I don't think you have any authority… He draws his sword, as do the other six. Soldier Leader: …to be tellin' us what t'do. Woman: I suppose you don't believe in the rule about one lone hero against a group? Soldier Leader: Heh? In a blur of motion and a flash of blades it was over. The seven soldiers crumpled to the ground, severely beaten and unconcious. Brother: You…didn't kill them. The Angel lets the cloak drape back over her sword. The Angel: I prefer not to kill if I can. Plus if their comrades found them dead there'd be a backlash. I don't want to test my limits that way. The Angel stepped back, rainbow wings unfolding from her cloak. The brother gaped in awe. The Angel: Take your sister and hide, I've still got work to do. "Wait!" a voice called out from the end of the street. The three looked up to see a group of various people. Elderly man: They're in the keep. You have to protect the Flame! The Angel: F*ck the flame. The best it's good for these days is as a holy barbeque. Priest-looking Woman: Nothing else is strong enough to defeat Terra. The Angel: Why should I give a rat's a** about Terra? It can't be any worse a religion than the flame. Some other group member: They convert at swordpoint! The Angel: :mad: Wonder where they got that idea. The cold silence hung over the gathering. Then the Angel felt a tug on her cloak. She looked down to see the sister looking nervously up at her. The Angel: Is there something you want to say? Sister: ……………You have to help the nice man. The Angel: What nice man? Sister: He was running around singing and killing Territes. He was kind to me and was funny. He asked which was the keep was because he was lost. The Angel: I don't think running after fools who want to just waltz into a hotbed of hyper idiots with big knives— Sister: He was spoony. The Angel: ……………………………………:bored: Fine, I'll go. (i.h.h. If the Forgotten Freedom's involved then it's another "save the world" situation. And I guess I can't refuse Lisa's request………) OOC: We hope you'll like her. |
| urial angel of death07-16-07, 08:44 PM | A dozen bony barbs rip through Lisa's chest and abdomen. Volrath: *removing his spikes* Oh come on who did you expect? Michael: What the hell!? Volrath: That's for taking Terra away from me. Michael: I repeat; WHAT THE HELL!? He was like a sister to you and you murder her in cold blood! Volrath: She had no soul and was therefore not the woman I came to regard as family. Michael: That doesn't give you the right to kill her! Volrath: But nothing gives her the right to live. Your species is beneath me. Beisdes you seem to forget that I'm a vendictive little child. I could never forgive such a slight and now that her soul that I love is gone I don't have anything to stop me. OOC: Kaizer your turn. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-16-07, 08:47 PM | OOC: The "invading armies" are Terra's followers from their host country. Invasion incites backlash. Revolution can, and has, become a righteous cause. IC: Terra: *looking through a scrying mirror* See? Teiza: :twitch: HOW THE HELL DOES THIS HELP YOU?!?!?!?! Terra: :devil: Gaz thinks he controls so much. I. Am. A. GOD. I feel each and every one of my followers. I know how much they truly believe, how loyal they are, and when and if they're being controlled. Prayer services are almost better than sex for dieties. I am trusted and fervently praised. He is a relative unknown and an unprovoked aggressor in the public consciousness. He attacks, I gain followers. He kills, I gain followers. He conquers, I gain followers. Success for him is to beat my forces back. Success for me is to answer my followers prayers. No force can maintain control over a populace that refuses to be occupied. Teiza: Seems a bit convoluted. Terra: Indeed. Teiza: Wouldn't Esabar have shielded themselves from this very act? Terra: Scrying bugs can be used both ways. OOC: I'm getting the biggest kick out of how no one's figured out (or let on that they have) what's really happening yet.:D |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-16-07, 09:17 PM | OOC: Kaizer your turn.OOC: That works. I figured I'd have to do that myself. :devil: IC: Ivy: :eek: Not cool! Volrath: Stuff it, Mr. Coke Zero of evil. Michael: YES! I knew I wasn't the lamest! Wait a minute... *goes back to staring at Lisa's corpse, horrified* Volrath: My connection to Terra has been spotty at best over the last few months. I can no longer tell if it's really her or not, so that part is still uncertain. But she still has the possibility of being my best friend. Oh, and I find it fitting to have dispached this mockery of Lisa in the home of the religion she so fervently adh- A shiver went up the spines of everyone in the room as Lisa's body disintegrated. Each could see an almost pulsing evil energy dissipate into the halls, the sanctity of the Cathedral of the Silver Flame corrupted. Jarlot: Oh...that's not good. *yanks out the stake pinning Rose* Rose: Great. Just great, you idiot! You want Terra back, yet you do the one thing that may ensure she's gone forever! Miko: Ooooooo, that's a nice boost... Volrath: :dancin: The Cathedral is corrupted! TAKE THAT FLAMERS! Rose: Moron. C'mon, lets go. Miko: Not so fast, boys. Jarlot: Move, Miko. Michael: *still horrified at what happened to Lisa* Did...did I do that to her? Rose: Not intentionally. Michael: Then I did. I turned that beautiful woman into a monster. I destroyed everything about her that I loved, just to be with her...and I don't even get that now... OOC: It's your call on whether Michael does THAT, Charles. |
| urial angel of death07-16-07, 09:26 PM | Terrek is running through the forest with Kerrith and Sarah draped over his shoulders. Terrek: What the hell is wrong with these kids!? The roars of mythos creatures cause Terrek to quicken his pace. |
| Charles Phipps07-16-07, 09:34 PM | Michael: I'm going. Rose: You just got here. Michael: No, I'm going to stop Terra. Rose: Oh for Traveller's sake... Michael: I know what I'm going to do. Rose: Fine. Ivy: YOU WON'T GET AW... *Rose knocks out his son with his sword pommel* *** Terra's Flagship, The Terra's Freedom Terra: So, you've finally arrived Michael. Michael: Yeah. Terra: I would have thought you would have been content to lie with your pale copy of Lisa. As soon as I figured out what she was, I ceased to be jealous. Michael: I never wanted that. Terra: Of course it is. You never loved Lisa for anything but her body. Your a slovenly, purile, drunken, and slothful creature. A monster that only exists for murder and plunder because that's what you were made for. I've tasted Khyber's essence and know that you're nothing more than a weak man. Michael: You're right, I am. Terra: Lisa only FELT SORRY for you. Thinking such a poor, pathetic, sad sack of a man would be the product of anything but an abusive environment like the kind that she came from. Well, guess what, in the end she CHOSE ME! Michael: Yes, she did. Terra: I BORE HER CHILDREN AND SHE BORE MINE! WHAT CHILD DID YOU BRING INTO THE WORLD! The spawn of a succubus you don't even know! You're a failure Michael! A creature of appetite the Devourer chose solely because it can't resist anything! Michael: Are you done? *Terra lifts up a ball of flame* Terra: I've waited a long time for this. *Michael drew his sword* Michael: You can't start the Last War again, Terra. Terra: Watch me. *Michael charged one last suicidal attack* *He was then burned almost completely to ashes, his body beginning a slow and painful death* Terra: And what do you have to say now Michael? Michael: I pledge myself to the Flame. To doing the good I couldn't do in life in this last act before death. *He got a gallow's look* Michael: And I will be with Lisa in death. Forever. Terra: :twitch: |
| ratslinky07-16-07, 09:54 PM | Esabar: Heh Terra thinks she can use my own bugs against me eh well they aren't just scrying bugs. Dipethori nostilga benfacus senamr *As one the scrying bugs launch a variety of spells that while not hurting Terra destroy a good deal of the room including several of Motoko's favorite suits and at the same time the bugs blow up* Gaz she knows which people we think we control Gaz: I heard okay plan B *Airships bearing the mark of Terra landed in the area that Gaz intended to conrtrol and unloaded their cargo of golems and commanders. They claimed to be sent by Terra to help the people in the area and help they did the golems helped plant and harvest the crops at no cost so the farmers and farmhands still got their money the same happened in all areas of life and it wasn't long before they looked to Gaz for guidance and he was easily able to subvert their faith The Faceless One* OOC: Hmm thinking about it that would take awhile so in the interests of Gaz getting what he wants while still doing something the area which he now controls was subject to a time spell so though a few years past in it none past outside and no one aged inside it. Or to put it more simply a wizard did it |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-16-07, 09:56 PM | OOC: If this doesn't clue everyone in as to her true goal, I don't know what will. :evillaugh IC: Terra whipes away a single tear from her cheek, stares at it for a moment, then breaks out in maniacle laughter. When she is at last able to talk, she stares at the pile of ash that was once Michael. Terra: Oh, thank you ever so much, my good failure of a man. I couldn't have come up with a better jab myself. Thanks to you and your misguided psychological attack, I'll finally be able to rid myself of that accursed fire. Of course, I'll need the help of another one... Walking to the bow of her ship, Terra looked out over the Mournlands. Right below her was the Glowing Chasm, the source of the curse that still held the Mournland's in it's grip. Terra: Maybe I should ressurrect Arijani just to see the look on his face. :devil: It's not often the King of Rakshasa's gets played like a fiddle... Warping down to the Chasm, hovering over the center of the foul pit, she stretched out her arms and in a tongue older than the world itself, cried the words that would begin the final phase. Terra: Arise, Ebon Flame! From the depths of the Chasm, the Silver Flame's dark counterpart roared back to life, nearly drowning out Terra's mad laughter. |
| Crystalforged07-16-07, 10:10 PM | OOKanatash: You manage to figure out what he's talking about yet? OOCrystalforged: Nah, not really. I don't know, destroy the silver flame? Not sure why she'd want to and this whole "concure" the world things seems overly complex. Destroy the world? Thats just waaay to cliche. Nope, not a clue. |
| rampant07-16-07, 10:19 PM | Tirmek - well this is an interestng sensation. sarah - you say that everytime. Tirmek - Well that, but this is much ... colder. Some one is screwing around with something they shouldn't be. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-16-07, 10:23 PM | OOKanatash: You manage to figure out what he's talking about yet? OOCrystalforged: Nah, not really. I don't know, destroy the silver flame? Not sure why she'd want to and this whole "concure" the world things seems overly complex. Destroy the world? Thats just waaay to cliche. Nope, not a clue.OOC: I really can't believe Charles and I got this far without everyone guessing. :D Oh, and it's overly complex for a reason. You haven't figured out the goal, and everything, throughout the entire existance of the FF, relates to it in varying degrees. It's even been hinted at before (13'll love me for that comment :D). The clues are there in giant piles, you just have to put 58976 and 58976 together. And the answer is not 117952. :devil: Honestly, as far as I can tell, no one's even figured out the real BBEG. :evillaugh |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-16-07, 10:42 PM | The Angel lands inside the grounds of of the keep just as she feels the Ebon Flame roar to life. The Angel: *sigh* D*mn. I don't even need to hear her to know she's laughing maniacly. I went through it myself, and I still don't understand what it is that drives mortals to want power like this. Wise Voice: My guess is fear. A shape forms rappedly in front of the Angel. Words come whizzing through the air to shape themselves into the shell of a minotaur body. The shape reaches behind itself and draws forth a cloak to complete the emsemble. The Angel: Who're you? Word Being: I am called Word Being. The Angel: Not very original. Word Being: It's not meant to be. And in answer to your next question I am a god, one that has never been worshipped. The Angel: Lucky you. But why are you here? Why not go stop Terra? Word Being: I gave up power for smarts. The Angel: Smarts? :confused: Word Being: Wisdom, if you wish. I gave up power for understanding. Sadly too few, both mortal and god, ever even understand that that is a choice. The Angel: So you're wise but don't have the power to take on Terra. My guess is you want someone to do it for you. Word Being: No. The Angel: No. You mean you have no stake in this. Word Being: I mean I am wise enough to understand that it is not simply a matter of who or what runs people and the universe. An evil ruler who is effective might be better for a country sometimes then a kind ruler who can't get anything done. But if there isn't the possibility of another way to do things then there is no free will, no choice. The Angel: ……………………Bit too deep for me. You just want me to exist as an alternative to Terra? Word Being: It's not about what I want. I am simply here to give advice. The Angel: Advice? How about what's going on. Word Being: *shrug* Some seed planted by Ariajni driving her to do evil or resurrect him? Being very wise does not mean being omniscient. The Angel: I guess there isn't much choice for me. Word Being: There is still choice. And you must be the one to make it. The Angel: So what makes you think I have any chance? Word Being: The Ebon Flame is involved with this. It's logical that what stands in opposition to it is the Silver Flame. And as Terra seems to be embodying the Ebon Flame the best one to advise is the one who knows the Silver Flame best. The Angel pauses for a moment. A hand comes out of the cloak, which falls back to reveal that the sword is actually fused into the left arm, a Khyber shard embedded in the wrist. The hand pulls back the hood to reveal a dark-haired woman wearing a headband with a rising sun woven on to it. Tira Maron: I seriously hope so. Being trapped in it for several hundred years with two arrogant bastards Id' better have gotten something out of the deal. OOC: Hope this is okay with everyone. |
| rampant07-16-07, 11:01 PM | Satnak - So that's what she looks like here? Back home both hands had been replaced by crystal gauntlets, at least according to the old murals. Tira - Oh so now you play your hand? Satnak - Tirmek is threatened. I must defend my family. The ebon flame once brought forth began to eat at the boy. ------------------------- Tirmek - No, no stop!, leave me alone! I'm not one of you. I'm not like that! I don't want that! I AM NOT A TYRANT! Lily - loopy |
| Demonfey07-16-07, 11:22 PM | Honestly, as far as I can tell, no one's even figured out the real BBEG. :evillaugh Besides you and Charles, you mean? I'd guess Kronzen, if only because I like blaming him. |
| rampant07-16-07, 11:26 PM | OOC: I'd like to put in a vote for sephiroth. |
| Demonfey07-17-07, 12:36 AM | Wait a sec...overly complicated plan, possible ressurection, Legends of Zelda superfanatic...I would like to change my answer to you trying to summon the actual Ganondorf so you can try once more to attain Twilight Princess Link awesome by swinging in to stop him. Or maybe be attempting to make us the Forgotten Realms, with Elminster being the unsuspected villain. IC: Ilt: Shall we begin calling you Shar now, or after you f*** up things on a catastrophically immense scale? |
| rampant07-17-07, 01:55 AM | Tirmek is sitting in a meditative position, but the look onhis face shows nothing tranquil. Sarah - What's wrong Tirmek? Tirmek - The voices, they call to me. Try to dredge up things best left alone. Maladren - How may we help, my prince? Tirmek - Just quiet, I need quiet, I need to push them back. Put them back in their place, make them shut the hell up. ------------------------------------------------------------------ The air over argonesson ripples as a portal forms. A figure emerges. Standing 10 ft tall with 6 feathered wings growing from its back, each hand holds a weapon best described as the bastard child of a scythe and a tonfa. The creature is made of adamant, its metal skin moves and stretches like a living creatures, but leaves no doubt as to its ressilience. Its features are androgynous, and its body is covered with a set of adamant full-plate. Angel of the Twelve Moons: Fate - You cannot hide from me now. The power of your people is unbound here now, just as your father unbound it upon our world, and here, there are no serpents to protect you. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-17-07, 03:03 AM | Teiza: Mother! Satnak: Not now, Teiza. We're trying to figure out just what the hell is happening. Teiza: This is important! Lisa's sword, it's- Satnak: She's dead. It seems Tirmek was more or less right about her. Teiza: THAT DOESN'T MATTER! Teiza shoved the sword into her mother's hand, Satnak surprised at how much more insensitive than normal it was for her to say that. Until she checked out the blade. The runes that bound Sutekh, the Demon from the Flame, were nowhere to be seen. Her first thought, that he'd escaped somehow, was quickly thrown aside when she glanced at the Ebon Flame in the distance. It was different this time. Far more powerful. As if...it had been fed more evil energy during it's long slumber. Satnak: *facepalm* Bloody mol. Somewhere along the lines, Terra had likely both freed and then re-imprisoned Sutekh within the Ebon Flame. Who knows what else she'd done to it. Satnak: Teiza...I'm going to have to ask you to forgive me. Teiza: :confused: Why? Satnak: ...I may have to kill your teacher. OOC: I'd do more, but it's way too late. I'll keep going tomorrow sometime. There's still a thing or two to do before the above statement is attempted, so be patient a tiny bit longer in that respect. :bigeyes: |
| Charles Phipps07-17-07, 03:16 AM | Church of the Silver Flame Alice: So this is the desecrated Flame. Rose: It has turned its back on the world. Alice: Then why can I see init? Rose: because, Alice, you're broken too. Alice: I see. *she then strode into the fire* Jarlot: Call me crazy but isn't that a bad thing? Rose: You're crazy. However, the Keeper has to be one with the darkness again. Jarlot: What happens next? Rose: I join her. Jarlot: As a vampire, won't that kill you? Rose: MICHAEL had the courage to offer his poor and busted soul to the fire. I can certainly do no less. Maybe I'll see you again. Jarlot: Unlikely. *Rose walked into the flames* Ivy: DAD! Rose: Ivy, I leave these words. Terraism is a really stupid religion. Ivy: Woah. *The Keeper's Cathedral began to collapse as the Silver Flame began to retreat down to Khyber as the Ebon Flame collapsed downwards* *The two opposes life energies of the world now twisting and turning against one another* Jarlot: Huh. Miko: Woah. *Miko was now dressed like Tiffa.....a Tiffa with horns and a demon tail* Jarlot: Well that's nifty. Miko: Yeah, want to go make out? I love skanky old pirates. Jarlot: Sure. I love being one. |
| rampant07-17-07, 03:31 AM | Satnak - (i.h.h. I've spent enough time analyzing the shadow essence that I can keep Terra's power from affecting me internally. Her shadow binds are strong, but their underlying construction is simplistic, easily dealt with. The problem is unlike Toren Terra has had time to infuse places with her power, and grow somewhat accustomed to her powers. I cannot rely on smashing the physical form to distract her, as I did with Toren. I will need to strike her core immediatly, and make the hits count, Reaction break, thoughtbreak, and heal break techniques, will need to be layered into god-break techniques.) |
| urial angel of death07-17-07, 06:40 AM | Ketler: You said she would be back to normal! Deis: She is she has reunited with the flame and her true self is free. Ketler: That isn't what I wanted! She's dead now. Deis: Too bad, that is all that you contract required. Ketler: DIE you evil little monsters! Before Ketler can fully lift his wand to attack, he falls over in a fit of coughs. Ketler: What the hells. Vladimire: You end of the bargain. You're becoming a monster just like us. :evillaugh Deis: Stupid little man. :devil: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-17-07, 07:47 AM | OOC: Someone tell us if we're interfering with anything. IC: Tira Miron lands on the Terra Freedom. Terra: So, you finally decided to show yourself. I would have thought Word Being would have been wise enough to advise you not to confront me. Tira: True wisdom doesn't work like that. All it knows is possibilities. I decided to come by my own decision. Terra: I'll humor you by pretending to need to ask why. Tira: Because I've been the exact same person you are: focus of a religion that for all its good intentions turns into a bunch of jerks. I just want to let you know what it's like. Terra: Don't be a fool. Do you think that's all this is about? Tira: ………………………………………D*mn. Well, no. But from the convoluted explanation Word Being gave me it's not as clear as some overgod would have us believe. Plus paladins don't get much training in thinking. I got all my brains from Sutekh. Terra: Ah, locked away in a storm of souls with a demon on one side and an angel on the other. Must have been a nightmare: :devil: Tira: Actually Sutekh was quiet charming when he wasn't being angsty. I'm actually sorry to hear that he's dead. Terra: :confused: Tira: Plus I wouldn't exactly call the souls of coatls "angels". More like "arrogant bastards and b*tches". I'm surprised no one felt the sheer arrogance coming off the Silver Flame. Or maybe that's why all the cardinals were jerks. Terra: So, wait, you don't even like the Flame? Tira: By Khyber no! I'd just as soon see it all sent to Dolurrh. But unless anyone can think of some other symbol to oppose you I'm stuck with it. Terra: You could always join my side. Tira: I'm not seeing any difference. And don't even try to say anything to the contrary, because the Silver Flame had its good and bad people too. Let's just leave it all. Terra: You really don't sound as if you want any part in this. And yet here you are. Tira: I had one paladin who stopped being a self-righteous b*tch. I figure I owe her. The two of them just stand there for a few long moments. Terra: So I suppose this is the point at which you rush at me and I handly defeat you. Tira: Get out. :P Word Being didn't have to advise me not to do that. Terra: Then what are you still doing here? Tira: Watching.………………………I'll admit part of it is that I didn't think ahead. OOC: Tira won't do anything until an appropriate moment. |
| Charles Phipps07-17-07, 07:56 AM | Lilly: *GLOMP* Tira: AH! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! Lilly: :cloud9: Tira: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING!? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-17-07, 08:06 AM | OOC: Ah, we feel vindicated. 13: Plus extremely satisfied. :devil: Silver: I guess this means it's okay to go ahead with our plans. :D Tira: :blink: Terra: Meet the commentators. They do nothing useful except control the fundamental forces of sex, annoyance, and death. We pretty much figure they only do it for laughs. Bunny: Yo. Tira: (i.h.h. That voices sounds really familiar.) |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-17-07, 10:03 AM | In the time that she watched, Terra mostly ignored her. It seemed she was listening to or for something, staring out over the Glowing Chasm as the Ebon and Silver Flames duked it out below. She seemed less concerned than one might expect, and Tira found it odd and somewhat disconcerting everytime a tear would come from those eyes filled with muderous joy. Much like the first time, Terra would merely brush it away and either grin or laugh manaically. She could feel energies gathering, both to Terra and down towards the Ebon Flame. The energy to the Ebon Flame was obviously malicious, possibly the diffused evil that had thrown the world's magic out of balance in the first place. She wondered if Jaela and the Silver Flame could prevail under such a sustained and increasing assault, or if they'd be better served ignoring the Ebon Flame and trying to eliminate the source of it's control. Then there were the energies gathering to and around Terra. Some evil, some good, most just there. It was an energy Tira recognized, one that had faltered for the Flame as its main proponent had fallen into evil over the last century. The faith of her followers, praising her for their victory in some areas and praying for assistance in others, was fueling her to ever greater heights. Continuing to watch the inflow of evil energy, Terra finally spoke. Terra: :smirk: I'll let you in on something. I don't give a :censored: about you. I don't give a :censored: about the little wh*re you're honoring. I don't give a :censored: about these worthless sacks of meat who dedicate their lives to me. I don't give a :censored: about Word Being. I don't give a :censored: about Jaela, or Michael, or Rose, or anyone else who's trying to oppose me in that glorified pilot light. This whole thing is entirely superfluous. Anything you or anyone else does to fight me only brings me nearer my goal. Tira: Are you...really Terra? Terra: :devil: Tira: So, that's a no. Terra: I'd have thought that much was obvious. Honestly, I'm rather surprised it took this long for her to come after me. That's what I get for underestimating the sentimentality of you creatures. Satnak approached fast, hoping she'd be lucky enough to avoid detection before arriving, but no such luck. Her second hope, that Terra (or whomever was in her body right now) would not try to attack beforehand out of arrogance was borne out when she made a safe landing. Satnak: So it's come to this. Terra: Yep. Satnak: ...no last words? Monologue of how foolish I am, etc? Terra: Nope. Shrugging, Satnak disappeared with her blink shirt, reappearing behind Terra and swinging at...nothing. She hadn't moved. Satnak: :confused: Terra: :P Again she tried, but this time ended up off the side of the ship, quickly taking flight and landing back on deck. Satnak: ...you're messing with me. Terra: Yep. Satnak: (i.h.h.) She's so much different than Torren. Is this what it's like to have people who pray to you not just out of respect or fear, but out of sincere belief in what you represent? Ignoring her blink shirt for the moment, Satnak approached Terra in a weaving pattern, trying to confuse her, or at least lessen the chance of a counter. When she got within striking distance, she readied one of her thoughtbreak techs as Terra didn't even move. The impact was not one of fist against fleshy face, or even magical force. It was more like hitting the entirety of the planet compressed into the space of a fist. Reeling from the intense pain, she backed up and tried to calm her thoughts. Satnak: (i.h.h.) Ok, bones are already mending, that's good. Even if I didn't do any real damage, that tech should still effect her... If she just keeps up the arrogant non-attack pose long enough, I can whittle down her defenses... She noticed another tear, and Terra had much the same reaction as the times Tira had watched, only laughing far more heavily. Tira: I'd advise against doing that again. She seemed to want you to. Satnak: Ok, definitely different than Toren... While Terra was doubled over, Satnak tried a Healbreak/Godbreak combo, trying to deal at least some damage to Terra's core. She found it very difficult to approach, space seeming to fight her passage through it. When she finally reached Terra, the blow was slow, but still connected. She felt the bones in her hand snap again, but Terra was sent skidding across the floor. This only made her laugh harder. Satnak: What the HELL?! Does she WANT me to kill her? Tira: No...but she wants you to kill Terra. OOC: Stupid job, making me go to work when I want to keep writing... *grumble* I'll continue this afternoon. Poor Satnak can't win this battle, but, then again, she probably doesn't want to. :evillaugh |
| rampant07-17-07, 10:40 AM | Satnak - For crying out Loud! She's possesed AGAIN! Oh come on! This Is exactly why Its a good idea for the kids to be going to myold school, resisting this kinda crap is part of the required cirriculum. Ok New tactic *SOUL SIFT* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-17-07, 10:55 AM | Satnak - …Ok New tactic *SOUL SIFT* Tira: My guess is "not going to do squat". Bunny: Hey, you're cynical enough to join us. 13: I hope she's at least possessed by someone we haven't seen in a while. Sutekh, or Ariajni, or………come to think of it, there haven't been quite that many named adversaries of ultimate evil. Siver: Either that or the E.B.N.E.'s memory is just frelled. OOcat: :mad: Tira: What is it with all these evil people and wanting to :censored: up the world? Bunny: Everyone's gotta have a hobby. Silver: So, wait, is the possessing entity really just out to get Terra killed? Bunny: I can live with that. Silver: Bastard. I've still got plans! I could break my Zeus record! Tira: :confused: How do you people tolerate each other? 13: We collectively mock people being stupid. Compared to everyone else each of us is perfectly well-adjusted. |
| rampant07-17-07, 12:11 PM | 13: We collectively mock people being stupid. Compared to everyone else each of us is perfectly well-adjusted. Tira - ... :twitch: Well there goes the last little dried up shred of my faith in the world. And get this thing off of me. Lily - :drool: ---------------------- OOC: Soul sift isn't a direct attack, its more of a defrag cycle. Satnak is attempting to pull Terra back together, or at least find where she's been locked up in the Internal Planes. |
| luna18moon07-17-07, 12:13 PM | Slaypaw: Terra's gone evil (well, been possessed), my mother-in-law is trying to kill her, the Five Nations are in chaos... It may now be time to jump ship. Mittens: Mom, how can you say that? Tear: We grew up here. We're not leaving! Rip: It's not like anywhere else would actually be much safer than here. Shred: The FF's as good a place to die as any. Fluffy: I'm staying with Momma to the end. Slaypaw: *sighs* Fine, we'll stay. But at least try to stay out of trouble, okay? Especially you, Shred. Shred: Awww... |
| rampant07-17-07, 12:40 PM | Shred - Sorry it looks Like we can't play today. Trouble the giant awakened habitrail. - awwwwwww |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-17-07, 12:56 PM | Tira - …get this thing off of me. OOcat: Sorry. These three can only help you if you make use of their respective areas of influence. Tira: So I have to either kill it, annoy it, or— Lilly: *nosebleed* (falls off Tira unconcious) Tira: ………Whatever works. Less blood this way. Bunny: You could still kill him, you know. Tira: My minds already gone. Let's not strain it. Terra (locked in battle with Satnak): Hello! Who's the world-shattering evil around here? :mad: The main character of this story arc? Tira: Pipe down, Ms. "Oh look at me, I'm EVIL". Compared to what I experienced through my worshippers you don't even rate in the top 50. Top 100, maybe. OOC: We are so much enjoying this character. :D |
| Demonfey07-17-07, 03:23 PM | I have some info that other people on this thread might enjoy: Farscape's being revived. (http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire/index.php?category=2&id=42431) Thanks goes to whoever plays Samwrothe D'Medani in the Sigil Prep game for finding it. |
| rampant07-17-07, 07:13 PM | Satnak - Come on Terra I know You're in there some where. *poke* Terra - Stop poking me. *poke* Terra - I am not an orc. *poke* Terra - This isn't warcraft in space. *poke* Terra - Its much more sophisticated. *poke* Terra - I know its not 3-D |
| Demonfey07-17-07, 07:54 PM | And now, after getting consent from both Charles and Kaizer... IC: Watching from the Forgotten Freedom, Ilt takes the angle no one else seems to be. Ilt: She's ignoring the Deicide, and laughing maniacally. The flames seem to be a source of entertainment. Now how to ruin that for her... Worst that can happen is his soul's torn to shreds. Nothing new, really. And then he comes up with an idea so stupid its brilliant. Ilt: Wait a sec. They're mostly outsiders. And outsiders can be bound. He then rushes off to grab every artificer he can find and collect them in one spot, as well as order pizzas. Ilt: Gentleladies and men, I collected you to find out how possible it would be to prepare two elemental binding rings to trap both flames separately long enough to get them away from this plane. No concerns for safety of pilot or, for that matter, safety period, since I'll be borrowing a pizza ninja ship for that, already equipped with a spell jammer. Now, any questions? Ketler: Why were the ladies welcomed first? Ilt: Because their creations scare me more, meaning they're more competent. |
| urial angel of death07-17-07, 07:58 PM | OOC: Kaizer how much longer before I can tell who it is? :( Also here's a gift (http://static.flickr.com/63/218811143_a45ae56206.jpg). P.S. Love the Starcraft joke Rampant. mind if I continue? IC: Volrath scrambles his way onto the deck of the Terra's ship. Volrath: *smoking a cigar* Hell it's about time. |
| rampant07-17-07, 08:11 PM | Nameless Zealots 1-5 - MY LIFE FOR TERRA! Nameless Zealot 6 - My life for Auir! Nameless Zealots 1-5 - :confused: -------------------------- OOC: Go ahead Urial ------------------------------- Tirmek - rrrrrrr Sarah - What's wrong with him? Silver - He's a rakshasa male. In a room with two deadly women at least one of whom could gut him before he blinked, and the other is a servant. He's mine now. Maladren - In other words Tirmek is reverting to his true nature. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-17-07, 08:18 PM | Satnak - ...Ok New tactic *SOUL SIFT* The feedback from Satnak's attempt nearly fries every nerve ending in her body. So many souls, such horrific evil. Toren looked like the perfect gentleman next to something so completely and totally vile. Even Tiamat would have appeared to be a schoolyard bully at best in comparison. Satnak: *slowly recovering* Who...who ARE you?! Terra: If you couldn't figure it out after that, I see no need to tell you. Now shake it off and finish what you started. Satnak: I'm not just gonna do want you want me to! Terra: Then it's ok that I continue? It's the same result either way, just faster if you help me out. But I always have other means. ----- Gaz carried Mareth on his back, the events of the last half an hour a blur. Trying to focus through the bloodloss, in his mind he went over exactly what had happened while he made his way towards the FF infirmary. *earlier* Gaz: What the hell? Esabar: But...they've converted... Mareth: *running up* Big time alert! Gaz: More of a bizzare event. Mareth: Not that! All my golems, all my airships, they're- Motoko: I warned you once not to meddle in affairs outside of the sanctuary we were so gracious to grant you. Mareth: *shaking with rage* Y....you did that?! Motoko: More or less. Gaz: Did what? Is this your doing too?! He points to throngs of his supposed congregation of the Faceless One, bowing their heads and praying in tandem to Dol Terra. Motoko: No, actually. They were never yours to begin with. They pledged themselves to Terra mind, body, heart, and soul. Such a promise to my mistress is not so easily broken. Mareth: You...you destroyed so much of my work just to prove a point?! Motoko: Yes. Mareth: :hoppingma YOU BI- Before she could finish that statement, indeed, before she even realized Motoko had moved, she felt the Vampire's cold hands clutching her head from behind. Motoko: *whispers in her ear* You should be nicer to the woman who spared your lives twice already... I could just twist a bit, snapping that pretty little neck of yours. I could take a bite, making you one of my mindless slaves... :smirk: What does your little boyfriend think? Any of that sound good? Gaz: You dirty little-! Motoko: Ah ah ah...no sudden moves. Twitch funny and I drop her faster than you can say 'stop'. Now listen carefully for a moment. As the they went silent, Gaz picked up an undercurrent in the prayers. The very ground seemed to be reverberating with their praises to Dol Terra, Goddess of Vengeance. Gaz: ...how many people are doing this at once? Motoko: Millions. Every single man, woman, child, and none of the above that believe in her are praying to her with their entire being. Gaz: To what point? What activity could possibly require that much power? *the Ebon Flame erupts in the skyline behind them* Motoko: :devil: That's one of them. Faceless One: Gaz, you must leave. Gaz: Wait a mi- Faceless One: NOW! Esabar: We can't just abandon Mareth! Faceless One: If you don't, you ALL die! Motoko suddenly releases Mareth. Mareth & Gaz: Wha? Motoko: I have conveyed my message. You are free to go wherever you like. Mareth practically leaps on Gaz, shaking at her brush with death or worse. Gaz readies a Greater Teleport to convey this news to the crew, promising to return once things were settled. *SHANK* Motoko's blade pierced Mareth's back, passing through her stomach to cut into Gaz as well. When it was removed, Mareth slumped to the ground, Gaz reeling from the blade's effects. It was a confused jumble of sensations, feeling the simultanious effects of acid, fire, lightning, and ice...but mostly just pain. Motoko: Of course, that assumes you can get away in the first place. :evillaugh With little alternative, Gaz whipped out his repeating crossbow and fired, the bolts seeming to burst into flame and disintegrate as they approached. The momentary distraction was enough for him to restart his teleport, but not long enough for him to completely avoid her next strike as it cut through his armor and sliced deep into his shoulder. The spell activated before a third strike could be landed, leaving Motoko smiling as the prayers continued. ----- Satnak: Wait a minute, if you're not Terra, then why do they give you power? Terra: I am what they THINK is Terra. I wear her form and gave them what they wanted, to topple the weak and callous governments that had wounded them. It's really a matter of the idea they pray to more than the name. Gods are, after all, little more than glorified anthropomorphic forces of the world without worshippers. Tira: That's why the Flame lost so much power. The release of Sutekh, Krozen's betrayal, the general evil that has been done in it's name, all twisted what people believed the Flame to be. Most people picked me to pray to, allowing me to re-manifest as you see here. Satnak: Then what do we do? Terra: You continue what you were doing. A powerful impulse, almost a compulsion, swept over Satnak, driving her to continue attacking. Only by sheer force of will did she hold back. Satnak: :mad: What the HELL?! Terra: Oh, I forgot to tell you. Those tentacles that appeared the day I was released? They marked you and everyone else they touched. In other words, you all my b*tches. :devil: OOC: Ok, that's plenty long enough for the moment. More later. |
| Demonfey07-17-07, 08:23 PM | Ilt: Thank Tuilviel I die a lot, then. OODF: Stop teleporting into the commentary box! (Has died seven times off screen. And the dead generally lose enchantments. Also, he's a redshirt. Since when do ubers care about them?) |
| rampant07-17-07, 08:33 PM | Satnak - Ok then enough! Amongst Terra's followers approximately 1 in 1,000 just drops dead. Satnak - Don't make me do that again. Terra - Ahgh! You *****! You think that will stop me? Satnak - Not directly no, but now you have to focus power and attencion to ward them. Terra - Why you! Satnak - Next I think I'll start jamming the network that carries the prayers to you. Won't stop the flow of power but it will weaken and disrupt it. Did I mention how incredibly painful this is going to be for you? Terra - RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Satnak - You seenow linking yourself to me was a mistake. I am the undisputed best when it comes to energistic hacking. You just gave me the best weapon I could ask for. I've won. Terra - If that were true you'd have taken me down already... You're sure you can win eventually, but if I can hold out long enough to achieve my ends. It won't matter what happens to this network. Satnak - (i.h.h. damnit why can't I ever fight a stupid diety? like dol Arrah, or Ares?) |
| Charles Phipps07-17-07, 08:36 PM | Dol Arrah: I am not stupid! Satnak: You're the goddess of Racoons! Dol Arrah: Yeah but... *tosses coins* Dol Arrah: SHINY! |
| urial angel of death07-17-07, 08:46 PM | Volrath: I'm sorry Terra, but it's time to die *****. Terra: You can't kill me. I'm one with her, you kill me we both die. Volrath: I can try to separate you, but that doesn't matter. Terra was originally mortal, and a strong mortal at that so she will be reincarnated as many times as I need to fully convert her. You on the other hand have always been immortal, so killing you once solves the problem. Terra: How do you know that? Volrath: Because you child gods stink worse than Ketler on a hot day, to those who have known true deities. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-17-07, 08:49 PM | Tira: ……Most people picked me to pray to, allowing me to re-manifest as you see here. OOcat: Um……well technically it's because an insane intern from another dimension tried to mess with his Silver Flame and it actually had a multi-dimensional effect with only the Silver Flame in this dimension being affected. Tira: :mad: Possibly you could just leave us with our illusions of importance? OOC: And yes, please tell us what's going on so we can get to the over-the-top "SAVE THE WORLD" bit and get on with our lives. :P |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-17-07, 08:52 PM | Volrath: Because you child gods stink worse than Ketler on a hot day, to those who have known true deities. 13: It's nice to see our time on the FF has had a positive impact. Volrath: I wasn't talking about you! Bunny: Who else? Volrath: The Elder Gods! Silver: You mean those tentacly guys who have to rely on being unfathomable? Bunny: Bunch of pretentious snobs if you ask me. |
| urial angel of death07-17-07, 08:55 PM | OOC: Well he did also mean them. In Volrath's mind Bunny is grandpa Azathoth, Silver is Granny, and 13 is uncle Yog-Sothoth. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-17-07, 08:57 PM | OOC: Well he did also mean them. In Volrath's mind Bunny is grandpa Azathoth, Silver is Granny, and 13 is uncle Yog-Sothoth. OOC: We were under the impression that Lovecraftian deities were really incrutable by default. The Commentar Crew is anything but. 13: :devil: OOC: Although that does explain why Kithle happens to be a half-flayer…… |
| Charles Phipps07-17-07, 08:58 PM | Spoiler... Who will take the Shadow and Tiamat's Power? The Destroyer (http://www.anime.com/Hello_Kitty/images/kitty-wallpaper.jpg) |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-17-07, 09:06 PM | Ilt: Thank Tuilviel I die a lot, then. (Has died seven times off screen. And the dead generally lose enchantments. Also, he's a redshirt. Since when do ubers care about them?)OOC: It's less an enchantment and more an infection of their life force. But probably would still count as not being in effect anymore. Nameless Zealots 1-5 - MY LIFE FOR TERRA! Nameless Zealot 6 - My life for Auir! Nameless Zealots 1-5 - :confused: :rofl: IC: Satnak: *kills another 1 in 1,000 followers* Terra: Thanks! Wow, and here I thought I'd have to tell them to do it themselves. Satnak: Uh... Terra: You still don't get it. Their deaths mean nothing to me. I was actually gonna get to that once you'd figured out who I am, but since that doesn't seem likely to happen anytime soon, please keep going. Satnak: You're bluffing. Even if it's just the souls you need, they can be dealt with as well. Terra: *sigh* It's like talking to a five year old... Satnak: :mad: Terra: Their lives have fulfilled their purpose, their deaths are yet another. And Volrath... Through his connection to Terra, Volrath receives an excruciatingly unpleasant jolt. Terra: I am no "child", and thanks to you, your prescious Elder Gods won't get their grubby hands on MY world. Volrath: You can't keep them out forever. Terra: With everything you've shown Terra, my best creation yet, you just watch me. Volrath: That's what everyone wants to thi- ... ... Volrath & Satnak: What did you say?! |
| Crystalforged07-17-07, 09:06 PM | OOC: This is mostly humor, and trying to crash an overly dramatic moment. It can be considered non-canon if you desire. Terra suddenly notices an extra bit of weight on her head. Looking up she notices Kitten has seated herself crosslegged rather comfortably right on top of her head. Not only that but she's eating popcorn and getting kernals all over her hair. Terra: Do you mind? Kitten: (munch munch) What? Oh, am I getting in the way of your mysterious and ominous speaches? Throwing off the mood? Terra: Yes, you might say that. Kitten: Really? Well thats tough sugar ***s, cus I ain't movin. We're looking at a slaughter of epic proportions, the idiotic slaughtering the incompitant. There's a slight chance it could cause the end of the world but thats unlikely since mom says I'm the one who's supposed to cause that, not that I'd mind that much anyways. Worst case scenario is that Terra ends up being perma-dead but while she probably had it coming since she would have to have done something monumentally stupid to have things go this badly for her. No, this is something I wouldn't miss for the world and I figure right here has got to be the best seat in the house. Terra tries to remove the little annoyance through multiple means including telekineses, teleportation, plane shifting, god powers, and just yanking really hard. None of them are successful. Kitten: Yeah, nice try but I'm sticking to you like soverign glue. I ain't goin nowhere. I like it here. Terra: I said get off. Kitten: (eats more popcorn) Yeah, nice try but thats not going to work. I'm currently in my teenage rebellion stage. Not even deity-level mind control can do anything against that. (turns to Satnak and volrath) By the way if you feel like attacking Terra again or doing anything else to her, don't worry about me, I can take care of myself. (turning back towards the flames) Now how about we get on with the show now, chop chop. |
| rampant07-17-07, 09:30 PM | Satnak - Please tell me its not Ariajni again? It took 10 pages to kill him last time! |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-17-07, 09:53 PM | Satnak - Please tell me its not Ariajni again? It took 10 pages to kill him last time!Terra: :devil: You only wish you were so lucky. Volrath: Your creation...Theronas? Terra: Pfff. You really think that twit could have created something like her? Do you have any idea how hard it is to make Soul Bind into a Living Spell and then give it humanoid form? Volrath: *opens his mouth, closes it, and repeats this several times* ...ok, that's new information. Probably should have seen it coming, though. OOC: The big reveal will be here soon. One more major event before it happens. |
| Demonfey07-17-07, 09:54 PM | Nevermind, Kaizer already took care of that possibility. Ilt: How about we call you shallow water duck :censored:er? OODF: What did I say about the commentary box? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-17-07, 10:09 PM | OOcat: You know, I hope whoevers possessing Terra explains their villainous plan before they try to kill everyone. OOKazier must not notice how much he's dropping the ball on these hints. Self-(Possibly Over)-Critical-OOcat: It's just because you're dense. Tira: Okay, what's happening now? 13: Multiple-personality E.B.N.E. Happens whenever it tries to give a d*mn. Tira: Mortals have problems. Gods have problems. Overgods have problems. You three really are the normal ones. |
| rampant07-17-07, 10:10 PM | Satnak - Well that leaves Mordain as the last native canidate. There's old Oil Gut from home. I really should have paid attention in identifting villians 101. Terra - Get this cat off my head! Satnak - You know what I don't really care. Terra when this is over with remind me to kick your butt for being stupid enough to let this happen. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-17-07, 10:17 PM | Terra: ……Do you have any idea how hard it is to make Soul Bind into a Living Spell and then give it humanoid form? Silver: Halester? Terra: No. 13: Mordain Fleshweaver? Terra: No. Bunny: Pun-pun? Terra: No. Are you just going to go through the entire list of ship's enemies until you guess the right one? Commentary Crew: Yes. …………………………… OOcat: Lana? Terra: URGH! |
| Charles Phipps07-17-07, 10:19 PM | http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f350/Willowhugger/ruri01.jpg Rose: What the hell? Alice: I'm sorry, it's just....this is the Silver Flame. Rose: The Silver Flame is downtown Thronehold? Alice: No, silly, this is my hometown. It's everyone's 'special place.' A place of joy and happiness. Rose: Uh huh, and why is my special place looking like downtown Thronehold? Alice: Because I'm keeper and what I say goes. Rose: Right Jaela. Alice: Wow, it's so good being SANE again. *Picks up knife* *whistles* Rose: Uhhh okay. So where are we going? Alice: Where else, to find the Real Terra. |
| Demonfey07-17-07, 10:28 PM | Wait...it's one of the old crew, isn't it? |
| Charles Phipps07-17-07, 10:32 PM | Jaela: HELLOOOOOOO! Aerith: Ello! Jaela: GAH! Aerith: Just thought I'd drop by! Rose: Uhhhh where's Terra? Aerith: Oh...terribly sorry about her. Buy a flower? *Rose purchases one for 2 coppers* Aerith: She's over there. *Aerith pointed to a collapsed and insane looking woman rocking in a corner* Jaela: Weird. |
| Demonfey07-17-07, 10:39 PM | Simply because it wouldn't be the Forgotten Freedom without it: OODF: Are you Batman? It's the only thing I can think of that's been here since the very beginning. Even from the first rules. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-17-07, 11:11 PM | Alice: ……It's everyone's 'special place.' A place of joy and happiness. *Aerith pointed to a collapsed and insane looking woman rocking in a corner* OOcat: Same thing happens to me whenever I'm happy. Bunny: No, I am not dying my fur white and running around with a big pocket watch saying "I'm late" all the time. I have never been late. Early, yes. ********** Kithle: Eberron? Terra: Your just doing it to annoy me now. 13: :D |
| rampant07-18-07, 12:05 AM | Tira - No its step kick step, not step step kick Satnak - Ok thanks Serene has been on me all month to improve, but its hard to find time with a job and 3 kids. Especially when I'm the only one who sleeps. Tira - No problem. Terra - I get the feeling I'm not being taken seriously. Satnak - Quiet I'm trying to learn to dance a jig here. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-18-07, 12:21 AM | As they approach, the surroundings begin to warp, and the parts of the town near Terra begin to decay, finally falling into ruin. Jaela: The Sliver and Ebon Flame must be intertwining around here. Rose: That explains the post-Orc invasion Orthanic look to the place. Getting closer, they hear Terra mumbling to herself and hiding something large under her cloak. Terra: All gone...everyone gone...killed them all...was useless... Her ramblings, combined with her soft sobbing and vacant stare, revealed her to be rocking from mind-crushing grief. Nearby, amidst the ruins, they could see progressively more hastily dug graves, the markers bearing names. Lisa. Rose. Motoko. Satnak. Serene. Elina. Sarah. Tirmek. Corre. Lilly. Momo. Volrath. Nina. Deis. Teiza. Dorvos. Jarlot. Aerith. Jaela. The list went on. Jaela: What is all this? Rose: Whoever it is that's possessing her is trying to wipe out any resistance. If I'm not mistaken, this could be the result of multiple uses of Mindrape. Jaela shuddered at the thought. A spell that could rewrite memories so completely, it took extraordinary measures to overcome even one use. An insidious form of mind control so horrid that even the Book of Vile Darkness urged, at best, sparing use of it. Terra stopped rocking for a moment and whispered to what she was hiding. Terra: I'm so sorry...it's just you and me now. But I promise I won't let her have you. Without you, I have no more reason to live... Wolf ears poked out of the cloak, and they heard Scias wimper slightly. Rose: We've got to get her out of here now. This may be all that's left of her. Get her back to the Silver Flame side of the divide. Jaela: Wait. Who knows how she'd react to seeing us? She thinks we're dead. Rose: We've gotta try. I'm not losing her in a place like this. Quietly making their way towards her, the pair went unnoticed as they reached down to pull her up. Terra: :confused: Wha? Oh...my mind's just playing tricks on me again... Hang on tight, dear, I think I'm going this way. As they moved slowly towards the safe zone, they heard the roar of a dragon. Not just any roar, an unearthly sound that seemed to stem from the source of all evil. Immediately, Terra froze, instinctively clutching her imaginary Scias tightly and sobbing helplessly and uncontrollably. Terra: She's coming again! She's back! Terra became almost dead weight, the effects of her constant abuse since her imprisonment here leaving her paralyzed. Rose and Jaela hoisted her up, trying their best to leave before whatever it was arrived. The abject terror and quiet sobbing returned as she began mumbling again. Terra: Useless to flee...will hunt me forever...take everything...all is lost... A loud crash behind them caused the two to break into as much of a run as they could, neither able to look back without slowing. The crashing and roaring of a very large and extremely cross dragon drove them on, seeming to die away as they returned to the Silver Flame. After they reached the square with Jarlot and Aerith, they set Terra down to catch their breath. Rose: *huff* Now we've just *pant* gotta get *gasp* whatever that was out of her body. Jaela: *wheeze* Easier said than done. *pant* :thinks: ...wait a tick... :lightbulb From the area they had just come, a single tentacle breached the divide. It grabbed onto Scias and tore him from Terra's grip, followed by a heartrending scream from her. Terra: :weep: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! PLEASE, I BEG YOU! HE'S ALL I HAVE! :weep: It took all four of them to restrain her, hearing in the midst of her cries the name of her possessor. ----- OOC: Here you go. I've stalled long enough. IC: Terra had suddenly become quite angry, but more like someone'd taken her kill than her plans were ruined. Terra: *muttering to herself* Meddlesome idiots. It matters not. She's useless to them now. Satnak: What'd she say? Volrath: I think she's just narrating. In the horizon, the Silver and Ebon Flames still raged, but the Silver Flame unexpectedly broke off and headed straight for the ship. Satnak: :eek: BLOODY HELL! Volrath: Oh :censored: no! Diving out of the way, they watched as the Flame washed over Terra's body, her enraged screams drowning out all else. When it moved on, reengaging the Ebon Flame, several more figures were left on deck. Jarlot: That was unexpected. Aerith: :cloud9: That's my girl! Jaela: :D Rose: Um...I'm pretty sure that's not supposed to happen... Two Terra's now appeared on deck. On seething in rage, the other on her knees sobbing and mumbling incoherently. Terra (angry): :hoppingma Do you have ANY IDEA how much I hate that blasted manifestation of my daughter?! Satnak: Say what? Terra (incoherent): :weep: Please...please, Khyber...I beg of you...don't take him away...I'll do anything you want, just give him back... :weep: Satnak: Your daughter...Eberron? Khyber: What better source for the original Binding Flame than the biggest seal in existance? Being trapped by it for five billion years tends to make you less excited about your children. But aside from that, thanks, kid. Now that's she's gone, I can do things like THIS! Raising her hand, beams of darkness sprung forth and scattered about the world. From every direction, pillars of foul light sprung forth as she released the ancient Rajah's. They did not manifest, though, as each pillar bent and twisted, finally coursing into the Ebon Flame. No longer a match for it by any sense of the word, the Silver Flame was overwhelmed and seemingly destroyed. Jaela: NO! Volrath: ...it's not as great an occasion as I'd thought it would be... Khyber: For you, maybe. This is check and mate, fools. From Khyber's humanoid body sprung innumerable tentacles, grasping them all as she slammed down onto the deck of her ship, shattering the whole thing. They fell fast, Khyber dragging them down into the Mournland, the wound upon the surface of Eberron that signified her second attempt at escaping. The impact was painful for all involved, except for Khyber as she floated above them. She continued to drag them about, shrugging off any and all of their attempts to break free as she played wrecking ball. Eventually, she grew bored, releasing them and gloating over their broken bodies. Khyber: Since you're all going to die no matter what now, I may as well let you in on HOW you'll die. Satnak: *standing* I'm not letting you monologue to stall for time! Khyber: Stall? I fear you don't realize what's happening. All the pieces are in motion. My prison is breaking. Even if you managed to kill this manifestation, nothing would change. :smirk: You are doomed. Satnak: GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!! Throughout the whole thing, Terra remained limp and continued to mutter to herself. Terra: :weep: Let me die...please...I can't bear anymore...they're all gone... OOC: Leave the real Terra as is for now, if you would. Otherwise, have at it. Khyber may be bluffing, she may not, just don't kill her body or revive the Flame. |
| Demonfey07-18-07, 12:31 AM | ...You know, some people would say Tiamat falls under Khyber, even if Tiamat is only the manifestation. Wonder what Khyber would look like after being hit with the wand of Chibi? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-18-07, 12:35 AM | 13: Hey, being-who-was-mom, how's it hanging? Khyber: I am sooooooooooooooooooo glad you no longer count as my child. 13: Huh, so my existing self was related to Terra? Silver: You're also would have been related to Jarlot and Ivy. And by extension Michael, Jaela, and Saguaro. 13: I would've had quite a large family. :D Bunny: I'm not impressed with all this. Khyber? Choose the greatest evil of the campaign setting? Completely lacks any subtly. Silver: This from Mr. "Look how many species I can kill in one go". 13: If Khyber destroys this world do we get time off? |
| Paulon07-18-07, 12:38 AM | OOC: Khyber? Damn. That seemed so obvious I decided it couldn't be right, and dismissed the possibility entirely. Well played. ;) |
| rampant07-18-07, 12:43 AM | Satnak - Hmm I wonder what your limits are? *blink* Khyber - Huh? Satnak - *blink* *punt* Khyber - I really fugging hate that shirt. Satnak - Now you see forbidden break number 12 is an interesting little tech it alters the heuristic of your mind meaning that it doesn't matter what body your hiding in Khyber. You are going to experience the most ravening pain your puny mind can comprehend, and then some. Green energy flashes down Satnak's arm and into The face of Khyber's avatar. Khyber - ...........wheeeeze......... Satnak - THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MY FAMILY! YOU ARE DEAD THIS TIME DRAGON! EVEN IF YOU DO SURVIVE THE CONFRONTATION I WILL DESTROY YOU! YOU LOSE *****! AS SOON AS I CAN I WILL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART IN A DISPLAY OF BRUALITY THAT WILL LEAVE THE RABBIT SPEECHLESS! Until then you will exist in a singularity of pain. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-18-07, 12:48 AM | Tira: …………………………………I suppose at this point I should try to fight. Sees the battling pair of Satnak and Khyber blow a massive crater nearby. Tira: :blink:……………………On second thought maybe I'd better help get Terra back. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-18-07, 12:51 AM | OOC: Khyber? Damn. That seemed so obvious I decided it couldn't be right, and dismissed the possibility entirely. Well played. ;)OOC: I'm curious how many people did this, cause, as you said, it was so obvious I figured everyone would know. IC: Khyber: Pain? You know nothing of pain. A million years of combat against your equal, never dying, never resting. So give me your best, it will be the last thing you do. |
| Charles Phipps07-18-07, 12:55 AM | Terra's Freedom Lilly: Hmmmm. Rose: Yes. Lilly: Obviously this is where I save the day. Tirmek: :confused: Rose: Well he IS the hero of the piece! Tirmek: You're utterly deranged. Rose: No. This is utterly deranged. Elina: Uncle Rose, what are you doing? Rose: You're probably not going to understand that. Terra: :weep: Rose: My sister, I love you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. Well, other than Zella. Jaela too. Also Samanatha. In fact, because we're siblings you're utterly down below most of the women I've been with. Elina: Ewww. Rose: ...AND OUR RELATIONSHIP NOT BEING LIKE THAT. Silver: :weep: Rose: I want you to know how much I've always cared for you. Jarlot loved you like his own daughter. Jarlot: More like a kid sister really. :pint: Or older sister. Aerith: I'm your Earth mother figure substiute! Rose: You've brought many wonderful and beautiful children into the world. They are in love and will have many children of their own. Sarah: :cloud9: Tirmek: I'm working on gelding Lilly. Elina: :angry: Rose: So, with all my Bardic influence, I want you to not feel this is me doing you wrong. Terra: Huh? *Rose lifts the Sword of Terra Slaying and then causally chops off Terra's head* Khyber: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Elina: MURDERER! Rose: Believe me Elina, in five minutes when Khyber destroys the world, it's not going to matter what I just did. *Terra's body then.....catches fire* Lilly: Wow, totally not expected. Rose: The Silver Flame is gone and a paladin, you don't need the Purifying of the Gray Wastes. Lilly: Yeah, I go straight to the Seven Heavens because we're one of those cheap groups that believes the Wheel is linked to Eberron too because we bought the Manual of Planes before the Eberron detail ca.... *Rose then stabbed Lilly in the chest* Jarlot: Huh, I always knew the Bard would be the first to lose it. Kanatash: HOLD ON! HOLD ON! *pulls up his pants as he runs out of the bathroom and looks around* Kanatash: :censored: I MISSED THE START OF THE END OF THE WORLD!? :censored: :censored: Son of a :censored:! |
| rampant07-18-07, 01:01 AM | Khyber - aaahhhh what was that! Satnak - I wouldn't advise bringing up painful memories. They tend to get exaggerated by the effect as it sinks in. What happens is the Heuristic of the mind becomes hopelessly entrenched in the data files containing pain. Eventually you will be unable to do anything except expirience pain. In the abscence of external stimulation memories will do do just as well. In addition as more of your mind becomes altered your ability to expirience pain will increase as your other faculties whither. I'm going to enjoy your suffering. |
| Charles Phipps07-18-07, 01:01 AM | OOC: As a note, this is probably as surprising to Kaizer_Ryu as anyone else but I wanted to throw the best well laid plans of mice and men to a bit of a loop as well. Let's see how he reacts! |
| Demonfey07-18-07, 01:05 AM | Ilt: Wait, if the issue's retrapping Khyber, didn't you guys awaken Eberron once by accident? |
| rampant07-18-07, 01:09 AM | Tirmek - Grrrrrr Elina - That's his "you-shouldn't-have-done-that" look Tirmek - He KILLED Lily Elina - Now comes the Happy dance. Tirmek - DIE! Elina - Ok Sarah - He wanted to do that. Maladren - Popcorn? Rose - aaaaaaaaahhhhh My spleeeeeen! Oh gods what are you doing with my clavicle! that doesn't go there! OH GODS NOT THERE! SOMEBODY HELP ME PLEASE! HE'S GOT MY GALL BLADDER!! |
| Charles Phipps07-18-07, 01:16 AM | Rose: Wait.... *Tirmek blinks* Rose: Angry. *Tirmek is then handed back to Sarah bruised and battered beyond recognition* Sarah: Hey! Rose: I just forgot. I'm older and WAYYYYyyyyyy higher level. |
| rampant07-18-07, 01:27 AM | Maladren - Good thing he coats his claws in positoxins. Rose - Oh fug. (scars appear) Maladren - Add on the spoony bane feat Rose - (skin falls off) Maladren - Then the fact that he's only a level or two below you. Rose - (Nose drops) Maladren - and a focus on combat Rose - (arm falls off) That's enough. Maladren - Ok then *stabbity* Rose - (goes to pieces, but his vampirism sustains him) Maladren - No one hurts my prince. |
| Charles Phipps07-18-07, 01:29 AM | Rose: Yeah. Maladren: What the hell!? Rose: Yeah, you attacked an illusionary image. Maladren: THAT IS SUCH A CHEAP COP OUT! Rose: Oh please, like the Rakashasa is the invincible thing here isn't! Maladren: Rakashasa are awesome! Rose: They've become the new drow! *Tirmek cradles Lilly* Tirmek: :weep: Maladren: YOU MADE TIRMEK CRY! *Rose is chased by Maladren* |
| rampant07-18-07, 01:32 AM | Tirmek - Live you stupid bastard! I never got to hear you scream in agony! I never got to watch as your blood boiled in your veins! |
| ratslinky07-18-07, 01:32 AM | OOC: I considered Kyber but thought it to obvious. When you said the thing about Terra being a creation of someone I though it might be Laurel. |
| Paulon07-18-07, 01:34 AM | From Khyber's humanoid body sprung innumerable tentacles, grasping them all as she slammed down onto the deck of her ship, shattering the whole thing. They fell fast, Khyber dragging them down into the Mournland, the wound upon the surface of Eberron that signified her second attempt at escaping. The impact was painful for all involved, except for Khyber as she floated above them. She continued to drag them about, shrugging off any and all of their attempts to break free as she played wrecking ball. Eventually, she grew bored, releasing them and gloating over their broken bodies. Fela hisses angrily. The images in her mind are clear to all in the vicinity, especially Khyber, at whom they were directed. They impose an image of a female canine over Khyber, followed by an image of Fela being woken unexpectedly from a broken bed. The small feline was seriously :censored: off by the abrupt ending to her nap. She glances around for a convenient target, extends her claws, and jumps onto a tentacle, sinking in four feet worth of claws. Then jumps to a new spot, repeating. OOC: The funny thing about Fela is that in the original campaign where I played her, part of her destiny was to aid in the destruction of a mad god. It's a pity she doesn't have the power to actually damage Khyber, but she can sure try to be an annoyance. She can't do anything more than the equivalent of a papercut, but those can HURT. |
| rampant07-18-07, 01:40 AM | Satnak - Ooooh I like how this kitty thinks, thousand cuts. Khyber - aaaaaaaghhhhhh Satnak hands begin slicing tentacles. Normally an ineffective tactic, with the forbidden break taking hold it becomes much more agonizing. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-18-07, 01:57 AM | Meanwhile………………… Lucky: I get the strangest feeling that we're missing something important. ********** Bunny: This seriously better not be the end of the world. I'm not in costume. OOcat: You know, I expected someone to kill Terra. I just thought I'd be Kazier doing it for cheap drama. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-18-07, 02:49 AM | OOC: Meh, I thought mine was a better send off. The flame thing gave me an idea, though. I think I can combine the two. IC: Terra's form rose, replacing her head as the fire continued to burn. Elina: MOM!! She said nothing, but began walking towards Khyber as Satnak did what she could out of despiration. Elina: ...Mom? Terra reached out, patting Elina's head softly before being fully consumed by the flame. It rushed outward, part of it flowing into the nearby Glowing Chasm, the rest flowing onto Satnak's arm as she connected with Khyber's face. Satnak: GAH! Khyber: BY DOSE! The fire left Satnak's arm, coalescing into Terra's still blazing form. Terra: It's time to go now... The Glowing Chasm erupted in flame, the foul air spewing out of it halting and then dissipating. Khyber: *glaring at Rose* You...what have you done?! From the ground, a second voice came. Eberron: Time to go back to sleep, mother. Khyber: :mad: You expect me to go quietly? Chains of the same flame shot out from the slowly closing Chasm, wrapping around Khyber, trying to drag her back to the depths. With a yell, Khyber freed an arm and dug into the ground, holding on with all she had. Khyber: YOU WILL NOT BIND ME AGAIN! Terra: All these years, you tormented me so that I would become your next vessel. Everything I did turned to ash, all those I knew met with tragedy... My very life was an illusion. Yet...I can only look at you with pity. You want out of your prison more than anyone... Eberron: It's time, Terra. The ground Khyber held onto gave way, the chains drawing Khyber into the Chasm and back behind the seal placed on her long ago. Terra moved to follow. Satnak: *worried* Terra? Where are you going? Glancing back for a moment, Terra gave Satnak a smile she had never seen before. A smile that could come only from a soul freed of lifelong burdens. A soul...at peace. As soon as she saw it, Terra turned away and took off towards the Chasm's edge. Satnak: Wait! The glow had faded from the Chasm, now only a deep, eternal darkness lay ahead. Terra: *stopped at the edge* This is it then. You can go now, Lilly. Lilly: You sure? Terra: You've done your part. Take care of Elina for me... A small piece of fire broke off, the will o' wisp floating hesitantly back to Lilly's body. Extending her arms, the flames flowed from Terra's body, covering the Chasm in a dome of light and healing the wound. The light surrounding Terra faded quickly as she stumbled slightly. Eberron: You've done well, goddess. No, Terra Branford. Rest easy now... Terra: *smiles* Rest... Terra collapsed backwards into Satnak's arm. The lack of power startled the deicide as she set friend down gently. Satnak: You sacrificed your godhood to replenish the seal. Terra: Mm-hmm... Finally, my nature comes in handy, eh? Satnak: :( Yeah... Terra: Elina? Elina: :weep: Yeah, Mom? Terra: *takes her hand* You're head of the family now. Mommy needs... *her eyes close* a little rest... At that, Terra's body disintegrated into particles of light that floated up and began dissipating into the slowly clearing mist of the Mournland. Rose: (i.h.h.) Sleep well, dear sister. A small flame burned over the center of what was once the Glowing Chasm. Not silver, but white. *within the flame* Terra lies asleep peacefully, snoring like there's not tomorrow. Which is technically true, since no time really passed here. A familiar set of lips pressed softly into her forehead, taking care not to disturb her. Lisa: Sweet dreams, my love. I'll be right here when you awake... OOC: Epilogue-esque wrap up will come tomorrow. Meta-plot's over, but the silliness isn't. |
| rampant07-18-07, 03:01 AM | Serene - Well I guess I'd better get some beds made up. Momo - Mom:weep: Satnak - Yeah, best be getting the rooms reorganized. Scias - H..h..h..HOWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLL Serene - So put the two oldest in with Corre, and Teiza? Nina - :weep: :weep: Satnak - For now, put the three youngest girls in the guest room. Dies - no not again Serene - And scias in with Dorvos until we can get things set up. Satnak - For tonight though? Serene - Just keep an eye or 4 on them and make sure they sleep. |
| Charles Phipps07-18-07, 03:59 AM | OOC: Sniffle. Well I'm sorry I messed with your well laid plans. Feel free to render it non-canon but that was beautiful. IC: Terra's Freedom Lilly: Well darnit, I didn't get to burn the bad guy. *Michael's Ghost is luminescent by Doog and Zella in an obvious homage to Return of the Jedi* Lilly: EHHHH! SPECTERS! *TURN UNDEAD* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-18-07, 08:09 AM | OOcat: Told ya. :bored: Bunny: They couldn't have least killed Khyber? :twitch: They have the power. And Terra's not dead! It's such a crock when people "go to sleep" instead of dying. Silver: What are you complaining so much about it? I now have to be paranoid that Kazier will kill off more of them before I've had a crack at their genes. :mad: Tira: ……………………………………So now what's my purpose? I mean, I wasn't able to do anything to help here. I sorta exist for nothing. 13: Well, what were you trying to do during all this? Tira: When Lisa died she asked me to look after her family. She didn't know I'd been freed from the Silver Flame then. Looks like a I did a lousy job of it. OOcat: Don't be so hard on yourself. This is par for the course when E.B.N.E.s get dramatic. Plus so long as one member of Lisa's family is still alive you haven't failed. 13: Theres fuel for an obsession if I ever saw one. Tira: Maybe I just shouldn't imprison myself to one cause. Tira Miron, reborn CG female human/coatyl hybrid (quetzal) Warblade 8 Once Tira Miron was a dedicated force for good and tireless foe of evil. Then she spent centuries experiencing the way people really understand the abstract concept. It didn't help that the good voice whispering in her ear with a bunch of arrogant winged snakes. After so many long years spent this way it's no wonder the Silver Flame was weak. The earliest opportunity she could she ditched the flame for a hands-on approach. Tira has quite obviously become cynical, so much so that she took her rebirth as a retraining opportunity and selected the less dedicated class of warblade (plus it also allows her to be cool, a slight addiction derived both from her ascetc years as a paladin and her having been worshipped). She primarily derives her maneuvers from Tiger Claw, it being the free-est feeling of the available schools. Most of her tactics have to be created around her sword-arm, however, for obvious reasons. The Khyber shard at her wrist no longer functions as a binder but has actually become reversed to be an item of freeing, capable of shattering bonds of various types. Tira also possesses all the psionic powers of a coatyl. |
| Charles Phipps07-18-07, 08:20 AM | Lilly: Elina, I want you to know....I'd like to marry you. Elina: Really? Lilly: Yeah. Elina: Uhhh...Lilly, you do realize Kitten sleep in our bed anymore. Lilly: Oh yeah, that's not a problem anymore. *he pointed out to the Hello Kitty shaped constellation in the sky* Lilly: The Great Destroyer of the Dark Six again has gone on to her own troubles again. Elina: AWESOME! WE CAN FINALLY HAV.... Lilly: I've invited Tira Miron to sleep in my room though for awhile. Elina: what? Lilly: SHE'S AWESOME! THE ORIGINAL PALADIN! Tira Mirron: I'm not a champion of Dol Arrah anymore. I've long since given up serving that self ri.... Dol Arrah: HEY! Tira Mirron: What the hell happened to you? Dol Arrah: I discovered anime. :Bigeyes: BE MY PALADIN AGAIN! Tira Mirron: GAH! Dol Arrah: Lilly, go forth and convert the masses of disenfranchized Flamers. Lilly: :snicker: Dol Arrah: And Terrarists. Lilly: I do not negotiate with Terraists. Elina: :angry pomm: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!? Dol Arrah: Terra's sacrifice means that Eberron is no longer restricted to godly interference! So I've decided to live as your TWIN SISTER! Elina: :OMG: Lilly: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say. The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them! Lilly: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for your selves! You're ALL individuals! The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals! Lilly: You're all different! The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different! Man in crowd: I'm not... The Crowd: Ssssssh! Dol Arrah: Lilly preaching the ways of Chaotic good should have most of the continent converted to Lawful Good by Mourning. Tira mirron: You mean Morning? Dol Arrah: I know what I said. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-18-07, 08:35 AM | Silver: Wait, so Dol Arrah is related to the Terra family? :confused: Tira: No way am I sleeping with you, Lilly. Lilly: *nosebleed* (falls over unconscious) Elina: I don't think he'd actually thought of that. Tira: In any case I don't want to be committed to anything ever again. I want to make my decisions based upon the circumstances. I want to actually think about what I do. And I want a guy who can respect that. Elina: Wow. Tira: Stirring? Elina: You're smart. Tira: People wonder why I'm cynical. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-18-07, 10:19 AM | OOC: Actually, I figured Terra's seal had restored the complete restriction on diety interference. As in no more Chosen. And Terra *IS* dead. The sleeping was a metaphor. Bunny: :bored: You should know better than to try that with this group. IC: Elina: Auntie Serene? Serene: Yeah? Elina: Mom left me in charge of the family, but I'm not sure what that means. Also...I found this. She pulls a letter from her pocket, the handwriting obviously Terra's. Elina: It was in my Bag of Holding. I think she gave it to me when she patted be on the head... Serene: Why not try opening it? Maybe she explains things. Elina: Knowing my Enitiy, it ties up all loose ends from this. I'm just wondering if I should read it first, or read it to Sarah and the little ones at the same time... OOC: I'll get to that after work. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-18-07, 10:29 AM | Elina: Knowing my Enitiy, it ties up all loose ends from this. I'm just wondering if I should read it first, or read it to Sarah and the little ones at the same time... Somewhere else in the world……… Dramatically Evil Voice: Excellent. They shall read the letter and fall even deeper into grief. Their hearts torn apart they shall be easily led into creating my dramatic— Intelligently Evil Voice: I somehow doubt grief works that way. Dramatically Evil Voice: WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT INTERRUPTING ME WHEN I'M MAKING A SPEECH?!?! :mad: Honestly, I free you from imprisonment and immediately you start criticising me…… OOC: Also: Told ya you'd do that. |
| rampant07-18-07, 10:47 AM | Satnak - Someday that dragon will come crawling back to me asking for death. Bunny - Yay! Satnak - If I'm in a good mood. I may just let it die. Elina - But Mom rebound Khyber. Satnak -Yes, but the effects of the forbidden break are permanent. Khyber is in excrutiating pain. For now, and ever after. But for now its probably best if we focus on getting you guys taken care of. Elina - Sigh, I don't know what to do. Mom putme in charge but, Satnak - Well really I'd prefer if you and your siblings moved in with us. Elina - what? Serene - We think its best if you and yours stick close to us for now. It'll be a little tight the first few nights. But we can have new rooms added in a few days. |
| ratslinky07-18-07, 11:17 AM | *After healing Mareth, though it will be several weeks before she fully recovered, Gaz prepared for revenge* Gaz: Motoko made a big mistake in letting me get away *Teleports to an area about twenty feet in front of Motoko* Motoko: Why Gaz I didn't think you'd come back well I'll kill you this time Gaz: Well we'll see about that *Both charge each other Gaz trying stab slash of her head in one go. But Motoko far superior in close combat quickly gains the upper hand. Gaz stumbles in his defense Motoko takes advantage of this by taking his arms off with one in two quick strokes and then stabbing him in the right of the chest.* Motoko: Well any last words Gaz? Gaz: Yes. Detrás de ti Motoko: *Mouths the translation* Behind you? :eek: *As realization dawns a stake take her through the heart* Gaz 2: *Steps over her body. And Gaz Primes consciousness transfers to it. Now safe Gaz gives his former body rest* Gaz: *Gathers Motoko's ashes up and puts them in a flask surrounded holy water. That would suffice till judgment was past* OOC: I am using Spanish as Thranish in this post |
| rampant07-18-07, 12:43 PM | Teiza - Ok you losers show's over go home! Crowds - But what about our religion? Teiza - If anybody would care to worship a dead goddess be back in your pre-campeign postings and await the revised book. Hardliner - NO Revision we will continue our fight until we- augh Teiza - *Holding a smoking wand of searing ray* Anybody else? Crowd disperses. |
| Demonfey07-18-07, 12:51 PM | *13 dressed as a reporter* 13: Congratulations, you just saved the world again and ruined all the paperwork of a horde of angels and demons trying to keep track of every sin the members of the FF have committed since last time. What're you going to do next? Jarlot: Find the rum! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-18-07, 01:19 PM | Silver: Beach trip story-line! Lilly: :drool: *WHAM* Lilly: Ow. Elina: Hello? We're trying to grieve over here? Lilly: Why'd you hit me? Elina: Because even if I could hit her who knows what'd happen if I tried? |
| Crystalforged07-18-07, 01:50 PM | Satnak -Yes, but the effects of the forbidden break are permanent. Khyber is in excrutiating pain. For now, and ever after. <snip> You don't know the half of it. Somewhere in the deepths of the earth Kyber writhes, once again tightly bound by chains of silver flame. However the chains and the pain are not her primary concern, that would be trying to swat the annoyingly elusive creature prancing on her head. Kitten: *cackling with mad glee while dodging another of Kyber's wild swipes* Kyber: Why won't you just die already! Kitten: Well that wouldn't be any fun now would it? Kyber: How can you be so damn cheerful! You may have won but you're just as trapped as I am down here. Kitten: Maybe but I doubt it. All I've really got to do is find one of my mom's old friends who hang around down here and they should be able to get me out. These bindings on you don't work the same way on me, a side benefit of not being native to this plane of existance. Besides even if I am trapped down here I've got you to play with. Kyber: I'm going to crush you like a bug! Kitten: (dodging again) Really, if that's the best you've got its a wonder you lasted as long as you did. Man are you stupid. Ah well, enough fun and games, time to go to work. Kyber: What could one as small as you possibly do to me? Don't make me laugh. Kitten only giggles as a nest of barbed tentacles sprout from her back, diggin into Kyber's flesh and anchoring Kitten in place. Moving spiderlike Kitten clambers along on the tentacles until she is held in place directly over Kyber's left eye. She cocks her head for a moment and then reachs around to grab her chin. She pulls upward pealing back her very face and revealing underneath it a great circular maw lined with ring upon ring of serrated teeth which streach back into infinite darkness farther than the confines of her skull should allow. Kyber: (staring directly into this) Aw shi- (kitten plunges down, the maw burrowing into Kyber's eye) --- Back above ground life is going along as normal as it ever does in Sharn. Sharnite 1: (pausing) Hey do you hear that? Sharnite 2: What? Sharnite 1: Sounds like someone screaming from far away... Just then a massive earthquake rattles all of Khorvair and, once again, topples Sharn. |
| urial angel of death07-18-07, 04:45 PM | deep within the earth Volrath is sitting on top of Kyber's head, sharing a lemonade with Kitten. His tentacles are covered in blood. Kitten: Well enough with the break. We've gotta get back to work, cousin. Kyber: *barely able to talk* What else can you do to me spiteful little ones. Volrath: Your right I've violated you in every hole... :devil: Time to make some new ones. Howls of pain. -------- Lenneth: Aunty Satnak if it['s a big problem Nina and the rest can move in with us. Satnak: Well maybe the good ones, but I'm not sure I trust Vladimire and Deis living in the same house. Deis and Vladimire: Awww. |
| rampant07-18-07, 05:03 PM | Satnak - Thanks but Serene has been itching for an excuse to remodel. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-18-07, 05:38 PM | Satnak - Thanks but Serene has been itching for an excuse to remodel. Roosevelt: Woohoo! Tira: Who's the demonic-looking teddy— Lilly: Shutupshutupshutup! |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-18-07, 07:13 PM | Gaz: *Gathers Motoko's ashes up and puts them in a flask surrounded holy water. That would suffice till judgment was past*Motoko: That would work...on a normal vampire. A Vampire LORD requires far more to dispose of. Gaz: Oh :censored:! Motoko: :devil: But it's also unfortunate that such a thing no longer even matters. Or was it too hard to figure out by my attack the last time? Gaz: Your attack? The sword? Thinking back, he remembered the elemental forces bound in the blade. Four in all; Fire, Ice, Lightning, and Acid. But, examining it harder, the Acid attack seemed to happen twice. Gaz: :thinks: :eek: You can't be-! Tiamat: Smaller, not yet reformed, but yes. My mistress was kind enough to give me this body to possess as I regrew, and now she needs me. You will be the first to die for her third life! Barely dodging her sword, Gaz rolled away as Esabar fired a Lightning Bolt. When it struck, it merely served to energize her as she took down one of his doubles. Tiamat: :smirk: Thanks. I needed that. With a wave of her hand, Gaz was flung backwards into the wall, the force knocking the wind out of him. He tried to move as she approached, waiting for the blade to fall. When it came, it was not as expected. The tip buried itself in the ground next to him. As he stood up, he saw Tiamat/Motoko's face twisted in a raging internal battle. Motoko: Get...out of me...monster...! Tiamat: You can't...fight me forever, woman! Motoko: I don't...NEED TO! Wrenching the blade from the ground, she turned it back on herself, the sword ripping through her as she began a more hasty than normal seppuku. Tiamat: Damn...you...! Motoko: What...are you waiting for, Gaz! :weep: Sanctify this place, stake my heart, chop off my head, burn my body and head separately, douse each in holy water, and throw each part into two separate crystal clear streams... :weep: Please hurry...before she takes over again... Tiamat: I won't let y-GRAAAAAAHHH!! Gaz snapped to it as Motoko kept Tiamat blinded by pain, tearing apart her insides with her sword. This was the only penance she could muster after failing Terra so miserably. Not just failing to save her from her torment, but then falling prey to Khyber's manipulations. She claimed to have so much faith in Terra, yet she had readily, no, eagerly switched allegiances when Khyber told her what she wanted to hear. Now a new Tiamat was growing to replace her in this body. She could hear Tiamat's screams as the blessed blade removed her head from her body. She was still conscious as the fire began to consume her, Tiamat's cries of rage drowning out the roar of the blaze, giving her at least some solace. Motoko: (i.h.h.) Goodbye, Terra. My love. My Goddess. At least I can ensure your death won't be in vain... All thought was lost when the holy water touched her ashes. Once Gaz completed the ritual, a haze seemed to lift from the Territes throughout the continent. Khyber's spell was broken. Gaz: Huh, so it was never Motoko we were fighting. Esabar: Appears that way. No wonder she got so strong so fast. OOC: This is roughly what I was planning to do in the first place, but I was so tired last night I completely skipped it off. :embarrass |
| Charles Phipps07-18-07, 07:45 PM | Epilogue Lilly Galan Lilly Galan in the end decided Elina was his twue wuv and followed her around for most of the rest of his life. Lilly never quite manages to cease being Spoony. Actually, he in fact becomes even more as he grows older and it doesn't help that he breeds like a rabbit to the point of having a dozen more children before finally meeting his end facing down his pupil Dark Lotus sometime in his late sixties. Curiously, Lilly Galan becomes something of a symbol for Paladins everywhere as history is slightly white washed around him to create an image of a tremendously intelligent and cunning wiseman whom was as merciful as he was strong. 'Saint Lilly' becomes Patron Saint of the Nation of Thrane in place of Tira Mirron with demons becoming the next focus of loathing from the fanatical loser race. Oh yes....he and Tirmek never made up. Ivy Galan Having failed at being an Evil Overlord again, Ivy Galan retired to Droam with Hyrd and took up with renegades of House Vadalis. Decorating Mordain Fleshweaver's home in pastels and a light red (PINK!) color, the man plotted for many years to create an evil race that would help him enslave all of Khovaire. Instead, he created many more horribly cute and fuzzy attack animals in the name of his god the Destroyer. Ivy Galan would mostly make his fortune from his evil plot to flood the market with trading cards, merchandise, and annoying children's programming. Overtime, Droam would slowly transform into a center for Otaku and horribly EVIL frolicking ponies. Rose Galan Jaela and Rose would marry soon afterwards in a ceremony officiated by Jarlot. It would take a long time for Elina and Sarah to forgive their Uncle. Nevertheless, the Vampire found himself relieved of most of his symptoms of said condition and that was confirmed by the birth of two children Simon and Trevor. Simon would go on to especial fame when he would rescue Princess Samantha from the evil Demon Otaku Ketler and marry her to become King of Flame. Their kids were particularly spoony and many questioned who Princess Samantha's kids were fathered by but we won't get into that. Rose would eventually go on to develop a long white beard, pointy hat, and ruin adventuring for future generations by being ridiculously twinky. Jarlot With Tiamat now forever bound, the darkness passed from Jarlot forever and he was at last rendered mortal by the experience. When he finally died, shot in the back by Elina over some sort of Kraken business, he would have his memories kept by Aerith while his soul was sent through an eternal reincarnation cycle. Even far in the future.....people have heard of the worst pirate ever. The Forgotten Freedom Was oddly transformed into a bar and grill when it was steered badly into the side of Sharn one day and got stuck in one of the towers. Oddly, from that point on, no one was willing to blow up Sharn anymore for fear of releasing it. And they Lived Happily Ever After.... Sort of. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-18-07, 07:57 PM | The screen goes black as soft music plays. One word appears. Fin. After waiting a few moments, OOKaizer begins impatiently pressing the Start botton, and the following screen comes up: Do you want to continue? Yes <- No *cursor select Yes* The music fades, and the screen reveals the FF, the moment after the Meta-plot was resolved. Another text box opens up: Congratulations! You've vanquished the final boss and beaten the main storyline. Now, in 'Continue+' mode, special dungeons, hidden areas, new bosses, and special sidequests have opened up! No more story doesn't mean no more fun, so have at it! |
| rampant07-18-07, 08:56 PM | Tirmek - Let it out Sarah, let it out. Let it all out. Sarah - :weep: WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH Tirmek - (i.h.h. geeze, I'm gonna need rain boots.) --------------------------------------------------------------- Roosevelt - So I'm thinking a Mythos motif for Dies, and something cute and fuzzy for Nina. Serene - Very good, I like the window placement on Sarah's room. Well I think You finish up this and let the kids decorate the rest themselves. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Satnak - Ok this is the downstairs restroom. That's for guests so I expect you to use your own bathrooms. Nina - We get our own bathrooms? Satnak - Yeah, You each get a two room, suite bed and bath rooms. Corre - I finally got my own room too! Teiza - Now you can stop using my flow charts as target practice. Elina - 6 kids moving in means less room, not more. Dorvos - Hmmmmmmm (not with our Mommy) Satnak - Serene has used this oppurtunity to expand the house. This includes individual bedrooms for the kids, more guest rooms, and several add-ons to the gym out back. There are only 3 labs even with renovations so you'll need to reserve those in advance, the sign up sheets are pretty straight forward name, and time, be warned we do track the ingredients so don't go crazy or you get charged. Especially the dried sluggost that stuff isn't all that expensive but it's only availiable in one month out of the year. You will each be responsible for your own room. Which you will be able to decorate as you see fit ouside of the basic architecture, and the wood work which Roosevelt has done already. In addition starting tomorrow you all be put on the chore roster. Though with 17 of us it should be pretty light. Sarah - I count 11 Fluffy - Meow Sarah - Oh Satnak - Finally You will all be expected to attend the training sessions. Sarah and Elina - :hides: there's no escape! |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-18-07, 09:29 PM | Belated Epilogue Elina Branford Elina took over Teiza's studies, the latter giving her one hell of a hard time till she gained her respect. She managed to keep Lilly's eye from wandering (mostly), ten of his children coming from her over the course of his life. As Matriarch, she took control of Terra's vast wealth, ensuring Nina, Deis, Scias, and Momo's continued education, as well as being able to clean up after some of Lilly's more...'un-good guy-like' activities. With the toppling of the Thranish monarchy decended from Galifar I, her royal moniker was dismissed, much to her relief. Miko continued her quest to become more awesome than Elina till they were both lost during the Sealing of the Planes. Sarah Hopeforge With the Fury no longer urging her to destroy everything in sight, she eventually calmed...a bit. After a while she became quite adept at directing small groups in lightning ambushes and precision strikes, so Tirmek called it a victory. The two lovebirds ended up taking control of the Rakshasa living in what was once the Demon Wastes, thanks to a combination of Lilly "thinning out their numbers" and Sarah threatening to eat their intestines if they bothered Tirmek. After they finally consumated their relationship, Sarah became the proud mother of quadruplets. More would join them over time, Sarah ensuring Tirmek did her fair share of that. Like her sister, Sarah met her end in the Sealing of the Planes. Nina Branford Nina would eventually add Monk and Psion (Egoist) to her skills, becoming extraordinarily adept at taking down foes with minimal pain and refusing to kill unless absolutely necessary. It would take several tragic incidents to convince her that some beings simply cannot be turned from the path of destruction, but she maintained her optimism even as she began dying alongside the world in the distant future. Deis Branford Deis continued to hone her Sorcery, deciding to augment her studies at Open Eye with a prolonged apprenticeship with her Uncle Volrath. As she matured, her snake-like features continued to expand, as will be described in later installments of the "way far future" arc. Unfortunately, any more and I spoil the surprise in that arc. :P Her body was lost beating back the Great Old Ones during the fall of Rome, Nina binding Deis's consciousness into her own in order to save her. Scias Branford Scias continued to work with Momo and Teiza for some time, honing his theiving abilities. Eventually, he struck up a tumultuous relationship with Teiza, the two dating on and off for much of their teenage and early adult years. Never possessing a rage anything like Sarah's, he instead focused on his shapeshifting, becoming a freelance spy merely "for sh*ts and giggles". His stutter never truly left him, so he studied Psion (Telepath) fervently so he wouldn't have to bother with it. Chi followed him constantly, even Teiza's abuse never dulling her hero-worship. There are even reports that Silver was finally able to get Warforged into the genepool. Scias met an unceremonious end around the second century of the C.E. when the clergy of the fledgeling Christian religion began dabbling in divine magic. While purging the "demonic forces" in the area, Scias was caught unaware when they first discovered their religion's adeptness at banishing and exorcism. His spirit scattered, it eventually remanifested as the abnormally high Lycanthropy rate during the Middle Ages. Momo Hopeforge Momo's desire to create became insatiable as she matured, the bunny-girl studying under anyone and everyone she could convince to teach her. Teiza remained a close associate, but her teachers included Liam, Allen, Roosevelt, Mareth, and even Naz'roth. Schroedigger eventually got the idea and returned her affections after a long and convoluted path through alien invasions, time travel incidents, cheesy world domination schemes, foppishly dressed villains, and finally her kidnapping by the Evil Demon Otaku Ketler in his insidious (read: desperate and a little sad) plot to breed excruciatingly adorable Bunny-girls so he could rule the world simply because everyone was too busy snuggling to care. Momo finally fell driving back the Great Old Ones during the fall of Rome. |
| rampant07-18-07, 10:26 PM | I really hope that isn't signifying an end or anything. Besides no offense, but that future sucks, as long as it was pretty non-cannon It was okay, but thats just lame to have eberron become modern earth. |
| Charles Phipps07-18-07, 10:29 PM | OOC: Well, Kaizer considers it the future and its appropriate for my characters. In my view, Eberron is completely separate and Modern Earth Eberron is in fact.....yes.... FINAL FANTASY VII! Cloud is in fact....yes...Jarlot. Lilly is Caith Sidhe. Lilly: YOU LYING DOG! But overall, most of my attention is moving to my thread for awhile. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-18-07, 10:39 PM | OOC: I'm just going along with urial's 'way far future', already in progress. As far as I'm concerned, it's canon only so far as we want it to be, one possibility among many. And, if it wasn't obvious enough, urial is an Uber Mythos Otaku. It frightens me when he brings Lords of Madness and Cthulu Mythos to any D&D games. I'm keeping the BoVD far, far away from him. And I was totally serious with the Continue+. That was the end to the major story, the uncovering and defeating of the hand that guided most of the crap that happened to everyone. Other story arcs are more than welcome, be they large or small, serious or silly. I've got at least one more on the back burner aside from the "way far future" bit. Plus, we need the FF to avoid continually wrecking the seriousness of Shadows over Cyre anymore than we already have. :D |
| rampant07-18-07, 11:39 PM | Brella - So does that mean I can't invite them over for a Party at the boars head? |
| Charles Phipps07-18-07, 11:41 PM | OOC: As horrifying as I'm going to regret this.... Characters from this thread in one form or another are welcome also for transfer. Just take note that there's an alternate universe thing going on here. Satnak: Oh please, like that ever stopped us. Caralot: Hey, we can even describe it as like our eberron except it doesn't have anything cool. |
| rampant07-18-07, 11:52 PM | Sarah - ... I have to cook:( Tirmek - (Telepathy: Mom Xiath has suddenly taken ill, we cannot make it to Aunt Satnak's for dinner tonight.) I'm sure it'll turn out all right. |
| Charles Phipps07-19-07, 12:10 AM | 25,000 years in the Future Forgotten Freedom...GALAXIES *Lilly walks out wearing his Jedi robes* Lilly: Dammit, where the Hell is Tirmek? *Elina is dressed in Han Solo's outfit and looking sexy* Elina: Yeah, he's supposed to be here. *Tirmek walks out in an Imperial uniform* Tirmek: Ready. Lilly: Dammit Tirmek! I thought we agreed to play good guys! Tirmek: I am a good guy. I'm helping the forces of Order and Law crush a group of radical leftist Terrarists. Elina: Stop using mom's religion as a descriptor! *Sarah walks out in her black robes and Sith tatoos* Sarah: ARF! Elina: Sarah! Not you too! Sarah: I just joined because they have niftier lightsabers! *ignites her double bladed one* Tirmek: Sarah, that is the most impractical weapon I've ever s.... Lilly: Ha! Look at these! *Lilly lifts up two lightsabers tied together by a chain in the middle* Tirmek: ......Ugh. Sarah: AWESOME! Tirmek: Sarah, no! Sarah: I want some! *Lilly ignites them and starts spinning them around* *Elina, Tirmek, and Sarah stare at the dozens of dead innocent bystanders around Lilly* Narrator: Dark Side Point Awarded! Lilly: Awww crap! |
| rampant07-19-07, 12:25 AM | OOC: Meh I like this one better. --------------------------------------- Tirmek - (in red armor) Die spoony! *snipe snipe snipe* ------------------------------------------------- Lily - (in blue armor) Oh look a penny! *miss miss miss* ---------------------- Tirmek - :twitch: ---------------------- Sarah - (in a green helmet) Weeee! Elina - (in pink armor) Dammit Sis stop streaking through blood gulch! |
| Crystalforged07-19-07, 12:28 AM | Most of the crew has gathered around one of Kelter's dimensional trancievers. Almost all of them are currently in mourning over the loss of Terra and the other recent events but not even that is enough to sway them from one tradition... Watching their daily soaps. Satnak: Come on, the Young and the restless starts in five minutes! Rose: But I wanted to watch As the World Turns! Satnak: *uber glare* Rose: :hides: hehe, nevermind. Kanatash: (beating on the reciever) Shut up both of you. This piece of **** is really getting old, we need to have Kelter take a look at it later. I'm not getting any reception at al- (something appears in the static) Ah here we go! Instead of soaps however the screen begins showing a attractive male half-elf in Karrnathian military garb yelling at a similarly dressed fourteen year old human youth. Half-elf: Nathan, does the Colonel have to choke a :censored:? Satnak: :ahem: What the hell is this? Where's my programs? Kanatash: I don't know (fiddling with the controls) Its the only thing it seems to be getting. Rose: :thinks: Its weird, I'm sure I've never seen this show before but it seems familiar somehow. Kanatash: I know what you mean, wait a second, I recognize that writing style! Cocky, self-centered character with a massive superiority complex that is extremely obnoxious! That's my entity! Satnak: And there's mine! Doing some one dimensional half-orc :censored:! Rose: Thats not exactly fair, I mean she isn't any more one dimensional than any of us. Kanatash: Look at this, this one looks like he's in charge so that has to be your entity. Weird, the leader is a half-elf but he's not spoony at all, infact he's kinda badass. Rose: :rant: WHAT! Traitor! Kanatash: Our entities must have started a new thread, without us in it! This is why my entity hasn't been coming around as often! We're being replaced by new characters! Satnak: (turning to the gathered crowd of crew members an eerie calmness falling over her) You all know what this means correct? Crew: YES! Satnak: Does everyone have their torches and pitchforks? Crew: :fight!: YES! Satnak: Then let us crush this upstart new thread and reclaim our entities! We will access this new thread through the bar. ARE YOUR READY! Crew: YES! Satnak: CREWMEMBERS, PREPARE FOR GLORY!!! The entire group goes charging through the ship in the direction of Erk's Place. -- OOCrystalforged: :shifty: Uh, oh. Guy's I think they're on to us. --- At Erk's Place. The angry mob has gathered outside the door. NJ26: (standing in the doorway) I'm sorry, but I can't allow anyone else in, let alone those torches. It would be a fire code violation. Satnak: :hoppingma Who instituted that rule!? 13: :tie: |
| Charles Phipps07-19-07, 12:40 AM | :king: Second Best Post Evarr. ;-) |
| rampant07-19-07, 12:44 AM | Scias - :hides: Teiza - Why are we hiding? Momo - Sarah's cooking. Teiza - I thought a skunk had wandered into the grill. |
| Paulon07-19-07, 12:52 AM | Chilli: *sniffs the air* :yuck: :gah: :ghosted: |
| Crystalforged07-19-07, 12:54 AM | :king: Second Best Post Evarr. ;-) hehe, thank, thank you very much. |
| Crystalforged07-19-07, 01:40 AM | Satnak and the angry mob are still standing outside the entrace to the bar. Satnak: Now you listen to me, either you let us through right now or you may force me to do something I'll regret. NJ26: You wouldn't dare. Satnak: I wouldn't be so sure about th- Kanatash: (bursting in) Hey I got the dimensional tranciever going again! The Price is Right is on! Satnak: (turns the the mob, once again grim) There you see it. The entities have are attempting to tempt us, to bribe us into abandoning our crusade. WHAT DO YOU SAY! Crew: (chanting) Price is Right, Price is Right, Price is Right, Price is Right... Caralot: I love you Bob! Serene: Do you think I can be one of Barker's Beauties? Jarlot: I want the showcase that has the rum in it! Satnak: That is the RIGHT answer! To the dimensional tranciever! Crew: :w00t: YES! The entire group goes charging back above deck. NJ26: (looks at the piles of torches and pitchforks left behind) *sigh* Now I'm going to have to clean all this up. --- Deep below the surface. Kitten and Volrath are once again sitting on top of Kyber's head. They've set up an ultra big screen dimensional tranciever and are watching the Price is Right. Kitten: I love it when they spin the big wheel. Volrath: Come on big money! Kyber: (both her eyes recently gouged out and still regenerating) What! What's going on now!? Kitten: (ignoring her pleas) Ooooh, thats nice. Kyber: (begging) Tell me, please. I can hear it but I can't see whats going on. Volrath: (also ignoring her) What the hell was he thinking, he should have gone for the other one!? Kyber: :weep: You're monsters. Kitten and Volrath: :D |
| rampant07-19-07, 02:26 AM | Nina - Why do we have to do dishes? Momo - Yeah it's Sarah's mess. Satnak - She cooked. Nina - You call that cooking? *points to ...something... stuck to the pans* Satnak - Thems the rules. Nina - ... What happened to your chaotic alignment? Satnak - Teiza |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-19-07, 09:31 AM | :king: Second Best Post Evarr. ;-) OOC: FIRST best post evarr. At Erk's Place. The angry mob has gathered outside the door. NJ26: (standing in the doorway) I'm sorry, but I can't allow anyone else in, let alone those torches. It would be a fire code violation. Satnak: :hoppingma Who instituted that rule!? 13: :tie: OOcat: Wait, doesn't that count as doing something useful? 13: Only if there were any danger that Erk's Place would go up. Bunny: You know, it's nice to have job security. Silver: Shhhhhhhh. (pokes a button on the back of Sarah's head as she sighs dreamily at the cheesy romanticism of the soap) Caralot: (snuggles up with the egg and ignores the soap) Kanatash (talking to Satnak): :twitch: I swear, that thing has taken over her life. You know we haven't even :pile:ed since she brought it home………:mad: Silver: Hey, it's baffling me too. OOC: We're glad this thread isn't ending, because we've got at least one storyline of our own planned. |
| rampant07-19-07, 12:39 PM | Elina - Ok guys how do we make sure Sarah never cooks again. Sarah - I'm sorry. Teiza - Simple the one way to get out of the cooking nights is to have special occasions or outings planned. So we just need to come up with excuses to eat out, or have a party or something every 17 days. Its how I've been getting out of doing the dishes the last 3 years. |
| urial angel of death07-19-07, 04:53 PM | OOC: Geeze Rampant and here I was thinking I was creative. :allalone: ... just kidding. If you don't like my ideas that's fine by me. Just please tell me of any improvements I can make if there are glaring flaws in my writing. IC: Vladimire and Lenneth are fighting over the remote. Lenneth: Doctor Who. Vladimire: Farscape. Lenneth: Doctor Who! *into infinity* Butters: How long have they been fighting like this? Myrr: Since they woke up. That's the only way they ever finish before the respective shows start. And they don't even consider my show. Butters: What's that. Myrr: ... Firefly. Butters: Don't you have all of those on image crystal? Myrr: Yeah, but there might be new ones... someday. Butters: Sorry brother, but they're never gonna bring it back. Myrr: Oh they will. You'll see. You'll all see. *breaks into a fit of insane laughter.* Kenny: Wwmmf ww wwwwhht ffnnn. Vladimire: No Kenny we're not watching porn while the girls are around! Lenneth: *glare* Vladimire: Or any other time for that matter. P/Y/R comes in and sits down on the Lay-Z-abomination-against-nature. P/Y/R: Hand mommy the remote kids. A new episode of Lost is on. all: But Mom! P/Y/R: No buts it's either that or your great-grandfather gets to watch his public-interest shows. Azathoth: I like to think what's the canary doin, in ancient history. The kids release the remote and flee. |
| rampant07-19-07, 04:59 PM | OOC: Its creative, it just seems overly cruel to the inhabitants of Eberron. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-19-07, 05:33 PM | P/Y/R: No butsit's either that or your great-grandfather gets to watch his public-interest shows. Azathoth: I like to think what's the canary doin, in ancient history. OOC: We get this great image of one of those those rather boring horror things all wrinkly and walking in on a cane. And we believe Lost is the perfect show for those "unfathomable" Old Ones. :rolleyes: |
| urial angel of death07-19-07, 08:11 PM | In response to Rampant's post Earth: Ow my self-esteem! OOC: Well it did kind of go down the crapper after season one. Up until then it was okay. |
| rampant07-19-07, 09:23 PM | Elina - Wait a minute we're having trolls over? Sarah - You know those yummy little pineapple crispies? Elina - Yeah those are great, but how do they fit in? Sarah - Grammy Stonechewer invented them. Elina - I thought her Title was matron Stonechewer. Sarah - Only for formal stuff the familiar address is Grammy. Elina - We better warn the youngsters not to pull a Lily. ---------------------------------- Lily - (bound) Let me go I promise I'll only kill them a little! Tirmek - Stuff it! *gags Lily with one of Hryd's gym socks* ------------------------------------------------------------ OOC: I like the FFF stuff about the Mythos park. The other stuff is kinda cool. Its just I don't like the idea of a cool world like eberron getting replaced by... modern earth. Earth - Augh my self-esteem. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-19-07, 09:54 PM | OOC: I like the FFF stuff about the Mythos park. The other stuff is kinda cool. Its just I don't like the idea of a cool world like eberron getting replaced by... modern earth. Earth - Augh my self-esteem.OOC: It's better than getting replaced by Faerun! (j/k :D) Forgotten Realms: :weep: My pride is very fragile, you know... |
| Paulon07-19-07, 10:03 PM | At least neither Earth nor Faerun get hit by flaming mountains when their gods get ticked off. I'm a little surprised that anything managed to hurt Scias though - he seems like the kind of guy who would steal the probability that anything bad would happen and stick it somewhere else. I'm sure that's how he handled the skunk encounter... by pinching the chance that the others wouldn't get sprayed and adding it to his own. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-19-07, 10:08 PM | 13: You know, if Scias is becoming Thief he should really get some training from Kithle. Or me. But preferably Kithle. |
| rampant07-20-07, 12:17 AM | Satnak - Elina! conference room! five minutes! (exit) Elina - Is that good or bad? Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmm Corre - Never managed to get a listen, and they never call us in there. Elina - Ulp -------------------------------- Elina - Um yes aunt Satnak? Satnak - Welcome to the conference room. For the most part this room is empty, but this is where we keep all the primary copies of the records, and other important infomation. The defenses are quite formidable and Serene will be teaching you the methods whith which you can gain access. There are no set passwords, or key cards. I would encourage you to construct no such things of your own, they create weaknesses in the defenses. Terra appointed you as head of your family. For the most part we hope to let you grow into role normally, in order to avoid the mental stress of coping with the loss of your remaining parent while trying to run a family. But we do need to make sure you have an idea of the responsibility involved and begin your training. Serene - This room is where we meet if we don't think something should be discussed in front of the children. There is only 2 ways to make contact to someone in this room. The crystal emergency bands everyone wears can be used to make contact. Or the com unit mounted on the wall in front of you, every room in the house has a panel you can call any other from. I'm sure the kids have found most of the house hold panels themselves, but your challenge is to find each one on your own. Understand? Elina - Yes. Fluffy - meow (scratch my ears) Elina - *scratches the cat* Satnak - In addition you will be expected to help set the training regimes. Your parents probably had several techniques you wish to draw upon, and we do not expect you to share them with us, but we will not refuse if you chose to do so. We will of course make all of our training availiable to you, and within the next two month expect you and your siblings to have caught up to the standards layed out for your respective ages. *hands Elina several sheets of paper with the relevant data* Scheduling is an important part of this task. Especially since the Triplets and Momo are about old enough to begin attending the academy. Serene - Now is there anything you would like to say? |
| urial angel of death07-20-07, 08:57 AM | OOC: Kaizer remember you promised not to hit me for this. Mythos Park Recovery room Nalfien: *petting cuddles* My beloved doggy. Where would I be without you? Cuddles: *i.h.h.* Probably dead in a ditch somewhere. Nalfien: But what has always got me going is how long you lived. I don't ever remember a time when you weren't around. Cuddles: *i.h.h.* Not for lack of trying. You only remember to feed me every other week. Nalfien: I guess it's just one of those things that will remain a mystery. Cuddles: *i.h.h.* Damnit you idiot! Why can't you just remember anything important. Nalfien felt something press against his ribs. It was Cuddles pressing that box against him. Nalfien: What boy!? Cuddles: *i.h.h.* For the love of... How dense are you? Nalfien began to hear whispers from the box. They sounded oddly familiar, but implacable. Whispers: I have slumbered too long… Release me and gain the power within… Just please let me stop talking like Shatner… With that the box sprung open and engulfed Nalfien in golden light. Nalfien: I am… THE MASTER! ...Err Nalfien. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-20-07, 09:25 AM | Nalfien: I am… THE MASTER! ...Err Nalfien. Bunny: Good. Now blow something up. |
| rampant07-20-07, 10:59 AM | I like the mythos Park stuff. ----------------------------------- Prototype star spawn - :D Nalfein - Lets start with you! (insert tom and & jerry esque chase scene) |
| Lord Kale Fangblade07-20-07, 01:25 PM | OOC: Man, i missed Another plotline ending. also, its raining here in England. again. our summer has been wetter than even our winter, which is rather scary because our winter is very wet. |
| rampant07-20-07, 01:44 PM | OOC: Sorry Kale OOKale - No your not. OOrampant - ok not really OOkale - Now I can do this without feeling guilty. *bzzzslice* OORampant - He's got a Lightsaber! OUCH! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-20-07, 06:04 PM | OOC: Man, i missed Another plotline ending. OOC: You didn't miss anything. Really, just another giant dramatic "Forgotten Freedom Get-out-of-Hell-Free Card". IC: Caralot is carefully bathing the egg. It makes a slight sound, like someone sneezing. Caralot: :D Aww. Little eggy is getting ready to hatch. I'd better take you somewhere warm. Silver: Exactly where does the water on this ship come from? ********** High up in the aftcastle there is a giant water tank with these words on the side: WARNING: DO NOT OPEN. CONTAINS DIRECT PORTAL TO THE PLANE OF CLEAR MOUNTAIN SPRING WATER. Plane of Clear Mountain Spring Water Inc. "Convincing you that even a little bit of impurity will make you sick since the Dawn of Health Nuts." |
| rampant07-20-07, 07:01 PM | 13 - The best part is that mountain spring water contains all sorts of impurities. Bunny - :) Silver - We all know what the bugs have been doing in it. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-20-07, 10:18 PM | OOC: As I said in SoC, I've been terribly preocupied recently, so sorry about the wait. IC: Serene - Now is there anything you would like to say?Elina: Um...just... *bows* sorry for the trouble. Serene: :confused: Trouble? Elina: It's just...you're taking us into your home. You both were kind enough to do all of this without us even asking. Even...even if you're like family, I was a little scared we'd have to fend for ourselves. Satnak: You didn't honestly think we'd leave you out to dry, did you? Elina: :weep: N-no...but everything happened so fast. Momma died, then Mom went nuts, then she got better and started dating again, then Momma came back, and then there was the wierdness there, then Mom went Uber evil, then Momma wasn't really Momma, and suddenly Mom was gone too... :weep: Serene: *hug* Listen to me, Elina. What your mothers did, they did so they could protect you, your sisters, and Scias. The highest duty a parent has is to ensure their children a better life than they had. A mother never expects to lay down her life for her child, but if that is what is called for, we do not hesitate. They loved you, and they will continue to do so no matter what. Satnak: And what kind of family would we be if we let that kind of devotion go to waste? So don't even begin to think your imposing on us. We're more than happy to do it. Elina: :weep: :) Thanks... *hug* |
| rampant07-20-07, 10:34 PM | Fluffy - Mew (hey I helped! pay attention to me) |
| rampant07-20-07, 11:14 PM | Teiza - Momo Momo - Teiza, um..... Teiza - Yeah we never speak of that again ok. Momo - And scias? Teiza - same Momo - We cool? Teiza - Yes Momo - So... Teiza - Lab 2 is set up, lets get this project moving again. |
| rampant07-21-07, 02:09 AM | Momo - ... It's the most beutiful thing I've ever seen. Sparky - oh no she's back to finish the jobHIDE THE LENSES! Illis - A quad of biological generators. Each one contains a masive bacterial culture that produces enormous amounts of energy from pure element refined from the inner planes, construction of the water and positive energy generators is under way in the back up engine room. The fire elemental generator is set apart because it was the first one contructed with the Weirsan tech built in. Notice the extra blast sheilding. ------------------------------------ Kratwe - These are the breeding bins. The first step is to leave them in here on half rations for a few days to make sure nothing weak gets back into the breeding stock. Dies - So those are crystal scarabs? Kratwe - Actually those are a fusion strain highly experimental I'm trying to incorporate crystal scarabs, and crawling gauntlets. Note the hidden spines near the sides of the palm. I bred the scarabs to grow multiple smaller spines in order to provide improved ammo capacity and faster replenishment. ------------------------------------ Nina - Wow Nurse Liva - See this is where we practice pressure point techniques, with the proper application of pressure any foe can be subdued with minimal damage to everyone ------------------------------------- Scias - :D Telfon - Now we figure out what's going to explode since you just filched a stabilizer. ------------------------------- Forbes - You girl are a twisted little fracker. Teiza - And you're a grumpy old snake. Levy - I like her. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-21-07, 08:42 AM | Caralot: So do any of these generators produce pure lightening? Illis: We hooked that one up directly to the school power grid.…………I would have thought you'd be more interested in the breedin—Where are you going with that egg? |
| Lord Kale Fangblade07-21-07, 12:16 PM | Sithis and Tirmek stand on one of the Islands many practice fields, which was currently completely empty. which tended to happen when ever Sithis was testing out a new spell or ability. especially after what happened last time... Tirmek: Sithis, are you sure this one wont open a hole in the fabric of reality like last time? Sithis: Like i said, last time was a mistake. I did not predict and counteract the mana spike from one of the other warlocks here. Tirmek: even so... Sithis: this time i have extensively prepared for several predicted eventualities. now please raise the shield around me. Tirmek: *sigh* if you say so. a smooth shield of shimmering force rose around Sithis in a half dome, Sithis smiled and removed his shirt, revealing just standard skin. he'd covered the Aberrant mark up with an illusion. Tirmek: ... aren’t you going to use a circle this time? Sithis: I am. but its going to be a circle that I willl engrave on my own skin, this way i can contain the flux of magical energies within my body. Tirmek: Sithis... that sounds rather risky Sithis: of course it is, if it goes wrong I will probably be blown into several thousand pieces or even vaporized. but, this time the energies I am using will be safely contained, and the circle will not be interrupted like last time. Tirmek went silent as Sithis withdrew a silver bladed knife from its sheath on his belt, with a few swift and conifident motions, Sithis Carved a simple circle on the back of each of his hands ( A penticle and a Circle with a Triangle) he then proceeded to place various arcane runes in blood on his body, using the blood from the circles on his hands. then, Sithis carved strange Dragonmark like patterns on his chest, forming them around a rune on his breast bone. finally, Sithis smeared a bloody rune on each palm (over the burnt in one on his right hand). Sithis: *latin sounding chant, with added words in elvish and draconic* Although Tirmek couldnt undestand the first part, it sounded like a Qabalan ceremonial rite that he'd read about. when Sithis drew an Ankh in blood on his forehead Tirmek was sure that it was. the next part of the chant was easy for Tirmek to understand Sithis: As blood is life, i offer up my blood to the eight spirits of magic Sithis let several fine drops of blood splatter into the ground before him. Sithis: I then conjur the five elements and bind them within me, Light*, Earth, Water, Air and Shadow. Sithis uttered a few more incantations, wreathing himself in elemental power that manifested in simple blazing runes. Sithis then muttered a few more simple incantations, Summoning up and holding a crackling bolt of lightning and a bolt of cold, coiling darkness that snaked about his arm. Sithis uttered a few more words, and the bloody dragonmark runes glowed about the central sigil as Sithis placed either hand before it, gripping the spells tightly. Sithis chanted in a whisper now, his words completely intelligable to Tirmek, raw sparks of power crackled across him, contained by the shield and blowing small holes in the floor. The two spell snaked From Sithis's arm and formed a Caduceus like symbol, Sithis held them there, his eyes unfoucesed and his lips forcing out several sylabbles. sweat formed on Sithis's brow as he forced the two spells to merge, their energies crackling and writhing until they became one.in that instance Sithis curled the spell around his arm once more and faded. Sithis dropped to his knees, exhausted. Tirmek dropped the shield. Tirmek: Did it work? what kind of spell was that? Sithis: It did work. and its not a spell, more as a magical technique i'd turned into a ritual to try it out. Tirmek: what does it do? Sithis: * puases a few moments* Similarly as to how i can combine a spell area and my eldritch blast, i have been devicing methods to mount different spells to blasts of eldritch energy as well as combining standard arcane spells. What i did now, was combine an Enevervation spell with a standard lightning bolt. Tirmek:... i can see how useful such a technique would be on the battle field, but you had to use a ritual to hold the energies required, and despite it taking several a minuets it also severly drained you of magical power. Sithis: .. it.. wont take so much energy next time, now that i have used it once i can refine the method. making it more efficent and less time consuming, i have predicted that in a few weeks of rigerous trials i could get it to a state where i can combine spells within my body without chanting before unleashing them. Tirmek: even so, be more careful, you almost lost the spells back then. Sithis: but at least a didnt blow somthing up this time... a mushroom cloud appears over one of hte buildings Sithis: Spoke too soon. Tirmek: Somehow i dont think that was you. *** Gaz laughs manically as he watches the new students become practically wreathed in uber itching powder. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-21-07, 12:24 PM | Lilly, Tirmek, Gaz, Sithis, Ivy, Dorvos, Kerrith, Shroedigger, Admiral Wolverine Lightning Bolt, and Butters sit around a table wearing many different types of helmets. Kerrith: *wearing a gladiator barbute* Well, it's like a tricycle, but with 19 wheels instead of three! Sithis: *wearing an astronaut hemet* Kerrith, that's a horrible recipe. Kerrith: Lemmie run this one by you. We start with a pound of rubber cement... Gaz: *wearing a fireman helmet* I haven't been able to fit into my lucky pants for almost ten years! That's why come I'm always screwing you guys over. A.W.L.: *wearing a football nacho helmet* *holds up a needle and thread* I can let out the waist for you. Gaz: Hey, that'd be a sweet deal I couldn't refuse! Lilly: *wearing a horned helmet* Order. Order! I hereby call this meeting of the Broternel Order of Different Helmets to order! Now let us begin with a rousing renidition of our frothy, shanty chant. And one, two, three! All (but Sithis): Ever and more, ever and more, ever and moooooore! Ever and more, ever and more, ever and moooore! Lilly: One more time! All (but Sithis): Ever and more, ever and more, ever and moooooore! Ever and more, ever and more, ever and MOOOOOORE! Lilly: Sithis! Why weren't you singing? Sithis: I don't believe in the message! Lilly: Um...yes, you do. All in favor? All (but Sithis): Aye! Lilly: All opposed? Sithis: Nay! Lilly: The "Aye"s win! You believe in the message now! Sithis: :D I really do! Lilly: And now I give the floor to our Treasurer, regarding shiny new ways to misappropriate funds. Gaz: Thank you, Brother Lilly. Well, I've taken the minutes from last meeting and sold them as rollover minutes to the Shadow Marches. Then I bought myse-er, the Broternel Order of Different Helmets a jetski! But then I wreked it and broke my shin, and my ointment costs 50 GP a tube. Lilly: Fantastic! Brother Ivy, if you would hand out the instructions for the Secret Handshake. Dorvos: *wearing a Samurai helmet* :rolleyes: Hmmmmmm. (You've gotta be kidding me.) Ivy: *wearing a German Pikelhaube (WWI helm)* Hai! Butters: *wearing a Judge Dread helmet* Oh boy! Lilly: And now to Brother Tirmek, for his weekly power play. Shroedigger: *wearing a British Custodian helmet* :rolleyes: This should be good... Tirmek: *wearing a miners helmet* *Ahem* :mad: WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS?! I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE HERE! WHY IS LILLY RUNNING THIS SECRET CLUB?! *bangs his fist on the table* Singing songs and secret handshakes?! That's rejected Girl Scout camp material! Put me in charge, and we'll be hitting Lilly with various sharp implements till the morning light! Breaking his fingers and twisting his intestines eight waysw till Karrnday! "Ever and more"?! That's horse pucky! It's all marketing mumbo jumbo! DON'T BELIEVE A WORD OF IT! *pant* *pant* Lilly: Thank you, Tirmek. We look forward to hearing from you next week. Tirmek: Thank you, Supreme Overlord... Lilly: And with that, our meeting is ajourned. So everybody buddy up and get to work on that Secret Handshake. I'm gonna go take a bath in a pile of gold coins. :D ----- Elina: :mymy: Sooooo shiny... Can't...resist...! *yoink* |
| rampant07-21-07, 03:10 PM | Kithle - Pleasure doing bussiness with you. Brella - Put it on Cassius's tab. ----------------------------------------- Teiza - *glare* Elina - That's not going to work on me. Your mother has been using that on me for years whenever she thinks I'm trying to weasel out of laps. Teiza - ... Lessons? Elina - Oh all right. ----------------------- Momo - almost finished Get me some troll gut, some Leeches, and some hydra skin. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-21-07, 04:12 PM | Scias: :yuck: Momo: Eww. Couldn't you have just stolen a bottle with them in it or something? Scias: :mymy: :banghead: ----- Gutless Troll: :weep: Oh, man. I'm never gonna hear the end of this one. Skinless Hydra: :twitch: At least you're not in excruciating pain right now... :twitch: Formerly Leech-Covered Owlbear: :crazy: I'd bE GloATing RigHT aBOUt noW, buT I'M kINda DizzY fRoM The bLOOdloSS. |
| rampant07-21-07, 04:53 PM | Reman - I'm sorry Mr. Hydra but your insurance doesn't cover random acts of insanity. |
| Charles Phipps07-21-07, 04:54 PM | OOC: I have no idea what that group is but it's certainly very very funny. I give a :crazy: for that! ;-) |
| rampant07-21-07, 08:50 PM | OOC: Is that for both of us? -------------------------------------- Teiza - :D Momo - :D Scias - :D Satnak - ... I'm afraid to ask but? Teiza - Yep we finished. |
| urial angel of death07-21-07, 09:22 PM | Lilly, Tirmek, and Myrr are all chained together and suspended over a pool of molten iron ore. Stupid's face leers from the wall in a manner frighteningly similar to SHODAN. Stupid: Will you give up your useless resistance fools. You have no hope to defeat my perfect machine self or my god, Cybus. Lilly: Oh please, like we would surrender to some one who worships the internet! Tirmek: Yeah what are you pathetic cultists gonna start worshipping next McDonalds? Stupid: Oh dear they'vr learned of Ronaldulas. :eek: Ah well it matters not. You will all die at the hands of my beast. The chain the trio is hanging from begins to lowwer toward the iron. Swimming through the liquid metal is a mechanical serpant composed of millions of little bits of silicon and titanium wires. Tirmek: I hate you. "We'll save the world," you said. "You'll be heroes," you said. Look where we are now. Myrr: Well I'm sorry for trying to keep you jellys' world from being destroyed! Besides it's not like you would have survived for long anyways! You're just getting in a year or so in advance! Lilly: Do you realize how many chicks I could have scored with in one year!? Tirmek: Do you realize how many time I could have stabbed Lilly in one year!? Myrr: Why the hell is she late!? The monster in the pool streches up to bite at the heroes and explodes in a spray of sparks and energy. Stupid: What the hell!? Stupid is comsumed in a similar explosion. Standing at the room's entrance are Momo (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b289/Elemental402/posters/cyberneticas.jpg) and Jarlot Sr. Momo: I'm never late. I always arrive exactly when I choose to. Jarlot Sr: I love the smell of fried mythos creature in the morning. It smells like victory. Myrr: Momo would you mind getting us down. |
| rampant07-21-07, 09:53 PM | Tirmek - Hold on Momo before you finish untying our hands. *shove* Lily - AHHHHHHHHHH *Stilled Energy immunity (fire)* SPLASH! ha You failed to take my magic into acount! Tirmek - Actually I'm counting on it. See that spell protects your gear otherwise your socks would be gone. So I'm willing to bet your hands are still bound. Lily - So? Tirmek - So between that and your heavy armor, You can't swim. Lily - glub glub glub |
| Charles Phipps07-21-07, 10:19 PM | 3 Hours later Lilly: AWESOME! I WON THE DROWNBALL WORLD RECORD! Tirmek: the....what? Lilly: Drownball, it's Breland's national sport! |
| rampant07-22-07, 12:56 AM | Elina - So how are these different from ordinary weapon augments? Teiza - Mostly in the magnitude of their power. Momo - Up to this point Augment crystals have been limited in effect. These are considerably less so. Instead of bringing unique powers these charms are more like traditional magic weapons in terms of what abilities they bring to the table. For instance note the generic +1 shortsword that Scias is holding. Elina - Nothing special Teiza - Precisely its a mass produced model without much in the way of distinguishing characteristics. Watch as he sets the charm's clamp on the pommel. The hilt would work as well, but for this demonstration we'll use the pommel. Scias holds a thin piece of orange-red metal cast in the shape of a candle flame. From the bottom of the flame comes a chain that attaches to a clamp which Scias pinches around the pommel of the short sword. As soon as the charm makes full contact with the sword they merge. Once they finish combining the sword is unrecognizable. It is now a stylized weapon with a hilt that seems to be made of flowing flame and a shining red-orange blade. From the pommel the chain sprouts at is built into the weapon, and the charm dangles from the short chain. Momo - Please continue Scias. The wolf-boy uses a mental command to wreathe the blade in fire and swings the flaming sword through the air a few times. Momo - Each charm contains a set of Weapon abilities, the model shown hear, called Candle by the way, is a simple Flaming enhancement. Another, more advanced, model is the White Lightning *holds up a charm in the shape of a Lightningbolt* which turns any magic bludeoning weapon into a Holy Shocking burst weapon of Impact. They can be removed by holding the charm and using another mental command. Teiza - We currently posses the ability to mass produce 20 different models of varying power. We use equipment similar to creation forges in that they can continuosly produce these items at the cost of just the raw materials and minimal energitic infusion. Meaning Momo and I won't be stuck hunkered down over the workbench all day, and we are free to go on about our lives. Elina - Impressive, I take it you mean to sell these at the Island? Teiza - Yep. Elina - You realize of course I now have to hurt all three of you for the KH riff right? Teiza - *anime sweat drop* Elina - Noogies for the lot of you! |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-22-07, 01:43 AM | OOC: That picture and caption were perfect for Momo, urial. Glad to know her future self is just as off her rocker as her current day one is. :D IC: Teiza: *rubbing her head* Ow... I'm not really complaining, but I figured there'd be more than that. Elina: I was lenient, considering who my Entity is. OOKaizer: :D Elina: :twitch: He's got something planned, I just KNOW it. Black Hooded/Robed Figure: The name's- OOKaizer: *drowing out the name* :eek: GAH!!! Black Hooded/Robed Figure: *places his index finger to his forehead* -got it memorized? :smirk: OOKaizer: Not yet, idiot! Get back into narrative limbo! Black Hooded/Robed Figure: :( Awwww... *poofs out of existence* Elina: :twitch: SEE?! Momo: It couldn't be much worse than- Nina: *glowy sigil appears at her feet* Key that hides the forces of Darkness, show your true form before me! A small key that looks almost like a broach twirls above her hands before exploding. Nina: *singed* *cough* Teiza: Again?! Momo: That Clow guy's designs are really vague. The materials are weird, too. OOKaizer: *DRAMATIC POSE* But you must persevere! My fan-boyish dream of the pure and adorable Nina becoming the next Master of the Clow shall be reali- Nina: *still slightly singed and extra-chibi* :bigeyes: :weep: OOKaizer: GAH! Must...not...look...! Too...adorable...! *looks* KYAAAAAAH! :cloud9: *snuggle* |
| rampant07-22-07, 02:25 AM | Tirmek - Mother? I thought you were taking Xiath to the circus. Ketty - We had to leave, because of the clowns. Tirmek - Xiath doesn't like clowns? Ketty - Quite the opposite. Xiath - Urp *out comes a chewed up red shoe* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-22-07, 09:29 AM | Xiath - Urp *out comes a chewed up red shoe* Teeming Throngs: All hail Xiath, slayer of EVIL! ********** Meanwhile………… Caralot sits in front of the electrical generator window, watching the egg inside as it soaks up the electricity. Caralot: That's odd. It should have hatched by now. Maybe it takes 9—Oh! I'll just ask Scias to steal the time interval! :D |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-22-07, 11:47 AM | Scias: :confused: Caralot: :bigeyes: Pweeeese? Teiza: That's something that needs to be funny for him to do. Caralot: Well how am I gonna make it funny? Teiza: These things tend to work themselves out. ----- Vedris: Oooooo! It's almost time for Mrs. D'Borisheel's class! :w00t: I get to see Sarah running in gym shorts! :w00t: *TIME SKIP* Sarah: *sweating* Is it just me or is Aunt Satnak working us harder than before? Elina: You say that every class. :rolleyes: Just try and keep your top on next time. Sarah: :blush: It got caught on the way down the obstacle wall! It's not my fault! :blush: Vedris: :twitch: ----- Caralot: :blink: Teiza: See? *sounds of something starting to hatch* Caralot: *GLEE* :cloud9: |
| rampant07-22-07, 02:55 PM | Rules of the house of Borisheel 1. No running in the main hallway. 2. Sarah is not allowed near the spice rack. 3. Dorvos is not allowed to have sing-offs with birds in the house. 4. Because the exploded entrails never come out of the carpet, that's why. 5. Teiza stop licking the bird stain. 6. Momo is not allowed to turn the furniture into transformers. 7. Ever again. 8. Scias keep your paws out of drying machine. 9. We lose enough socks as it is. 10. Corre the only knives allowed at the dinner table are eating utensils. 11. Nina keep your homework in its cage. 12. Teiza stop trying to eat Nina's Homework. 13. Dies please stop leaving your plushhies in the living room. 14. Momo stop animating the plushies Dies leaves out in the living room. 15. Dorvos is not allowed to practice opera in the house. 16. I'm not paying for another new set of windows. 17. Sarah stop trying to eat Nina's homework. 18. Don't even think about it Scias. 19. No fighting in the living room, or in the kitchen. 20. We have a gym for that. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-22-07, 02:55 PM | *sounds of something starting to hatch* Caralot: *GLEE* :cloud9: Teiza: Well, we'll leave you now— ********** Heard from quite far away (say, the next dimension): *boom* ********** Caralot coughs at the smoke. Teiza: Ohhhhhhhhhhh man, are you gonna get it.……………What was that, anyway? A figure steps out of the rubble, though still obscured by the smoke into a vague fuzzy shape of a female humanoid. Caralot: *ear-splitting SQEE!* (rushes over and hugs the shape) OhI'msohappyyouarethecutestthing:DIcan't belivethatworked— The smoke lights up with a lightening strike. Caralot: ……………………………:DAndsopowerfultooohIcan'twai ttointroduceyoutoeveryoneontheship……… Teiza: *forms crystal into a fan* You've probably got two seconds to come up with a good excuse before Illis and the others get here……… The smoke clears, and now the person Caralot is hugging can be seen: a 16-year old girl……… (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/47719668/?qo=219&q=PKMN&qh=boost%3Apopular+age_sigma%3A24h+age_s cale%3A5). Girl: Chu? Caralot pulls back to get a better look at the girl. Caralot: Though, I can't quite understand how you got into such an advanced state of development. Maybe having all that time stolen was such a good idea. Scias, how much did you steal? Scias: :blink: Gril: Chu? (looks around, then spots Scias) *sparkly eyes* CHU! Scais: :eek: (tries to run but is hugged into submission) Caralot: Awwwww. :D She's made friends already. :confused: But what do I call her? Girl: Chu? Caralot: That's great! :D Teiza: :bored: Not very original. Caralot: Yeah, but I haven't slept in two weeks so—*thump* Chu Female Humanoid/Pokémon hybrid How Caralot managed this is probably left best unsaid. In all other respects she's a biological Chi: her intelligence and wisdom is well below her age, she's enamored of Scias, and she can only say her name. However unlike Chi she has a Pokémon's completely freaky instinct to happily duke it with any worthy challenger, and she never gets seriously injured no matter how hard she fights. 13: Harem animé, here we come! :evillaugh |
| rampant07-22-07, 03:45 PM | she never gets seriously injured no matter how hard she fights. Corre - :lightbulb 21. Corre is not to use Chu as a punching bag. 22. Ketler is a pervert level threat. 23. Shoot on sight. 24. Momo animating the bathrooom sinks is frowned upon. 25. No matter how amusing it was. 26. Scias is not to be left alone with either Chu or Chi. 27. Can't let the poor kid soffucate. OOC: Feel free to add to the list. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-22-07, 03:49 PM | OOC: :rofl: IC: Satnak: You've got to be kidding me. Chu: Chu! ^_^ Teiza: *GLARE* Chi: Chi! :cloud9: Serene: Poor kid seems to be a magnet for older women. Where is he, anyway? ----- DungeonJ: Hey! Get your own box! Scias: :hides: |
| rampant07-22-07, 04:26 PM | 28. Deis please keep your homework from eating Shred. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-22-07, 04:33 PM | 29: Deis is no longer allowed to run a "self-improvement" business from her room 30: Or anywhere else in the house 31: The blood and other unnamed body fluids are a b*tch to clean, that's why 32: The screams are keeping everyone awake, too 33: Stop showing Chi and Chu where Scias is hiding 34: Encouraging them to fight in the hopes that they take each other out is not an appropriate course of action, Teiza 35: In the house 36: You're allowed to decorate your room pretty much how you like, the rest is Serene's job 37: This means you, Nina 38: Pink with hearts and flowers is not an all-purpose design scheme 39: Same with kitties, ponies, and angels 40: And duckies and bunnies 41: Shelf paper is not practical in a house with six cats/cat analogues 42: We all know what happened last time OOC: Bonus points for knowing where the Shelf paper/duckies and bunnies reference comes from :D |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-22-07, 05:30 PM | 34: Encouraging them to fight in the hopes that they take each other out is not an appropriate course of action, Teiza. 43: Teiza is not allowed to stage "sparring accidents" with Chu. 44: Because while Chu has no hope of hurting Teiza the rest of the sparring grounds is not so lucky. 45: Encouraging them both to pursue other romantic possibilities is OK. 46: Futile, but OK. Satnak: 13, stop adding to my list. :mad: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-22-07, 05:33 PM | 24. Momo animating the bathrooom sinks is frowned upon. 24a: The toilet likewise. 24b: Because this ship already has one. 24c: No, Caralot, it does not need a mate. |
| rampant07-22-07, 06:47 PM | 47. Scias stop burying the ninjas under the rose bushes. 48. Sarah, same rule. 49. Corre no Greatswords at the dinner table. 50. Deis keep your homework from eating Sarah's homework. 51. Its hard enough to get her to do it the first time. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-22-07, 07:41 PM | 52: No one is allowed to loan their homework to Caralot. 53: Because we've already got little miss Electric Mayhem. |
| urial angel of death07-22-07, 08:06 PM | OOC: Glad the poster worked Kaizer. IC: Nalfien: It's good to be back old friend. Cuddles: Yeah not talking for several thousand years gets annoying. Nalfien: Time to kill some stuff. Cuddles: Finally! Nalfien got up to walk out the door. He then abruptly stops and turns toward Cuddles. Nalfien: I remember some named Terra being here. Is she that Terra? Cuddles: I believe so Master. Nalfien: *continues on his way* Well this day just keeps getting better and better. Me the most powerful human left in the universe, monsters everywhere, and my worst enemy at a low level and completely at my mercy. Now all I need is pie and today would be perfect. But alas there is no pie. |
| rampant07-22-07, 11:04 PM | 54. For the last time Corre, just because you can't break her spine doesn't mean you can drop a piano on Chu. 55. Do not feed the redshirts itching powder. 56. It gets into their bloodstream and makes Sithis miserable. 57. The labs are for homework, and personal projects. 58. You cannot rent them out. 59. This means you Deis. |
| Charles Phipps07-23-07, 02:43 AM | OOC: Awwww, Chu is the BEST CHARACTER EVER! :-) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-23-07, 07:31 AM | OOC: Awwww, Chu is the BEST CHARACTER EVER! :-) OOC: Score! :w00t: ************ Deep in a secret chamber somewhere on Khorvaire a massive surge of lightening is detected one dimension over. Voice sitting in giant chair: So, she has hatched. I believe it is time to set the plan in motion. *sound of a crystal ball being tapped* Secretarial voice: Yes, Mr. Carver? Mr. Carver: Send out the invitations. Secretarial voice: Yes, Mr. Carver. |
| rampant07-23-07, 12:54 PM | Shred - *sniff sniff* Chu - :confused: Shred - Mew (mouse) Chu - :eek: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-23-07, 01:08 PM | Chu - :eek: Chu: Chuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! *massive lightening storm* Shred (blackened):…………………………………………*cough* |
| rampant07-23-07, 06:40 PM | Rip - mrrrrrrr (you do realize this means war rodent) 60. No acid based attacks in the house. 61. No running in the hallway applies to everyone. 62. Even Mittens. 63. Stop chasing the electric rat-girl into the pool. 64. Who keeps letting the Scias fanclub into the house? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-23-07, 06:57 PM | Rip - mrrrrrrr (you do realize this means war rodent) OOC: Ooo, harem animé rivalries plus a non-affiliated rivalry. Wonder what sort of mischief that'll cause. 64. Who keeps letting the Scias fanclub into the house? Chu: Chuuuuuuuu. :hides: Satnak: What do you mean you can "let yourself in"?! Sarah: Hold on: you can understand her? Satnak: It's like understanding Fluffy. But back to the point at hand— Chu: *gone* Teiza: I think it's the metal door locks. I've noticed recently that they're extremely magnetized. I think she can use her lightening like a magnetic telekinesis. Satnak: That doesn't explain how she got passed any of the wards. Elina: Animé girl perogative. Satnak: Excuse me? Elina: "An impossible obstacle in pursuit of a chosen one shall be rediculously easy to overcome if the result is funny." Satnak: Oh, come on, you expect me to— Elina: Plus you just write "13" on something. Satnak: …………………………:bored: That I can believe. |
| rampant07-23-07, 10:04 PM | Corre - wow, so... any more where she came from? Caralot - ??? Corre - Well mommy won't let me wail on named characters or redshirts so these look like great practice dummies since they won't break so easy. ----------------------- OOPhips - I feel...Thirsty OORampant - Jeeze one little avatar change and you go all "Anne Rice" on me. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-24-07, 09:28 AM | Corre - wow, so... any more where she came from? Caralot - ??? Corre - Well mommy won't let me wail on named characters or redshirts so these look like great practice dummies since they won't break so easy. Caralot: There's an entire dimension full of them—uh, well, okay, none like her, but close enough. Corre: None like her? Caralot: You think I make typical hybrids? Trust me, though, some of the creatures have insane power that they never use. You'd be doing them a favor. *********** Table with various legendary Pokémon sitting around it playing poker………… Mew: Did you feel that? Entei: Oh, don't try it. We all know you're just trying to get us to look away while you read our cards. Moltres: It's pathetic, that's what it is. Mewtwo: No, I think she's on to something.…… Entei: Ugh. So what's it like? Mewtwo: Like someone dressed as me laughing maniacly. |
| rampant07-24-07, 12:06 PM | Corre - Ok mouse you're up. Yellow rat - :eek: Corre - Lunge! Yellow rat - *CHAKA-BOOM* Corre - (Singed) *cough* Caralot - *sigh* |
| rampant07-24-07, 05:22 PM | 65. You're not Batman. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-24-07, 05:31 PM | 66: You're not Robin, either. |
| rampant07-24-07, 08:24 PM | 67. Or batgirl. 68. Rip stop chasing the mouse-girl into the bath rooms. 69. She shorts out and the scorch marks get all over the place. 70. The Fangirl-apult is for use on the Scias fan club only. |
| rampant07-24-07, 10:04 PM | Sarah - Grooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaan, I'm dieing Elina - Oh you are not. Sarah - Aunt Satnak really works us too hard. Elina - She does not. Yes she pushes us, but come on we can handle it. Sure we have to work a little harder than the kids who've been doing this their entire lives. Sarah - So sick of Teiza shooting past us in that damned hair-pin turn. Elina - So practice more. Sarah - *whacks Elina with a pillow* Elina - Hey! Get off it. Besides you get to hear all of Ketty's embarrasing stories about tirmek. Sarah - :devil: |
| Charles Phipps07-24-07, 10:57 PM | Later Elina: :D Lilly: :D Elina: :cool: Lilly: :cool: Tirmek: Ugh Sarah: What's up? Elina: :embarrass Lilly: :) Tirmek: Lilly and Elina did something. |
| Demonfey07-25-07, 01:16 AM | On the deck: Ilt's on deck doing standard redshirt work, until he hears a whooshing sound from behind him. Shortly after, what appears to be a gnoll with a pair of roller skates and a giant rocket strapped onto his back shoots by, before going off the ship and exploding. Ilt looks over the ship's edge, sticks his tongue out, and says Ilt: Meep meep*. *Poor Acme.* Before shaking his head and looking for Momo to warn her about the influx of people trying to make rabbit girl stew in the future. Acme G. Noll, "Super Artificer" Gnoll artificer 10 Acme is a gnoll who has been trying to use bizarre ideas and creations to capture and devour the resident raptoran society in an area. Since Ilt has been the resident raptoran population since some time in Spring due to a decision to have his own nemesis, that means he tries to kill Ilt every once in a while and failing horribly every time. He talks in signs, though he can actually talk quite well when he feels like it. Now that he's here, he might also occasionally try to eat Momo, because she looks like a rabbit. |
| rampant07-25-07, 01:23 AM | Robrands - I think we've been forgotten again. Nemesis - (sarcasm) Really? What tipped you off? Robrands - Well I think was after they stopped feeding us. |
| Charles Phipps07-25-07, 01:25 AM | Lilly: Wow, this has been three threads. Elina: Yeah. Jarlot, Rose, now us. Lilly: Ever wonder if it'll last. Elina: like 20 years or something? Lilly: Yeah. Elina: Who do you think has the staying power? Lilly: To last like Superman? Elina: Yeah. Lilly: Thats a tough call. *** 20 years later Slaypaw: Rowr! |
| Paulon07-25-07, 01:25 AM | OOPaulon: *drops a couple of trolls on the campers for a regenerating food supply* |
| rampant07-25-07, 01:30 AM | OORampant - OH! I love this game! you see now we need something for the trolls to eat! how about Dire rats! *dumps a crateload of dire rats in with the campers* Now cockroaches next up plant element gelatinous cubes ect. -------------------------------- Robrands - Can't...move Ernest - can't ....... breathe Nemisis - oh gods even I never did anything to deserve this! Nemisis is squished under a troll's armpit |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-25-07, 09:59 AM | Tirmek: Lilly and Elina did something. Silver: Likely not what they should be doing. Bunny: By whose terms? *********** 20 years later OOcat: Wow, who would've thought 20 years ago she'd be the one to win Scias. Silver: Took me by surprise, that's all I can say. OOC: O please. In every harem animé there's always a choice so obvious that you know the real reason any of it goes on. Bunny: It's never the antagonist, that's all I can say. 13: :D |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-25-07, 06:10 PM | Tirmek: Lilly and Elina did something. Sarah: :eek: Elina: Without Kitten getting in the way, not a lot could keep me off him. Tirmek: I'd say I disapprove, but you're already aware of that. Lilly: :D Sarah: :blush: Uh...um...what was it like? Elina: He was actually really considerate of my needs. ;) Lilly: Several times. ;) Tirmek: :bored: I assume now you'll be making some crack about there being no substitute for experience. Lilly: I'm disappointed in you, Tirmek. Tirmek: *raised eyebrow* Lilly: You make my intense training to ensure my true love's first time was magical sound like a bad thing. Tirmek: :rolleyes: That's not what- Elina: Really, Tirmek. That was very insensitive. Tirmek: :mad: But I- Sarah: :rolleyes: Just say congratulations. Tirmek: *sigh* Congratulations. |
| rampant07-25-07, 06:16 PM | Tirmek - ...KILL SPOONY! (insert cartoon Dust cloud fight) Elina - At least they're consistant. Sarah - Ready? Elina - Hold on a minute I like watching him suffer a little. Sarah - Well that explains last night. -------------------------------------------- Flash back Lily is waiting in the sitting room for Elina to finish getting ready for their date. Lily - Listen Mrs. Tessier I'm plenty intimidated by your wife giving me the evil eye. You don't need to polish the shot gun too. Serene - *loads shotgun* Lily - Shutting up now. |
| Charles Phipps07-25-07, 06:25 PM | [Meanwhile, over in Droam] New Galifar Imperial Officer: All the the Divine God Kitten requires is this: a simple offering of earth and water. A token of Droam's submission to the will of Ivy the Flaming Prince. Leonidas the Pygmy Bugbear: Submission...Well that's a bit of a problem. See rumor has it that the Reachers have already turned you down. Theron: [interrupting] We must be diplomatic. Leonidas the Pygmy Bugbear: And of course we teddy bears...have their reputation to consider. New Galifar Imperial Officer: Choose your next words carefully, Leonidas. They may be your last as king. [Leonidas draws his sword and points it towards the Imperial Officer, whose back is to a large, deep well] New Galifar Imperial Officer: Madman! You're a madman! Leonidas the Pygmy Bugbear: Earth and water...you'll find plenty of both down there. New Galifar Imperial Officer: No teddy bear threatens a Imperial Officer! Leonidas the Pygmy Bugbear: You bring the crowns and heads of conquered chieftains to my village lands. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Imperial. Perhaps you should have done the same! New Galifar Imperial Officer: This is blasphemy! This is madness! Leonidas the Pygmy Bugbear: [He looks at Gorgo, who nods to him] Madness? THIS....IS...CARALOT LAND!!! [kicks the messenger down the well] |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-25-07, 06:45 PM | Leonidas the Pygmy Bugbear: ……THIS....IS...CARALOT LAND!!! [kicks the messenger down the well] Caralot: Achoo! Kanatash: Scramble you. Caralot: Thanks, hon. Kanatash: It's nice to have you back. Oh, and apparently some bugbears are using your name for their homeland. Caralot: Well, yes, there was this one little experiment way back when……… |
| Charles Phipps07-25-07, 06:46 PM | Caralot: Achoo! Kanatash: Scramble you. Caralot: Thanks, hon. Kanatash: It's nice to have you back. Oh, and apparently some bugbears are using your name for their homeland. Caralot: Well, yes, there was this one little experiment way back when……… Caralot: I put permanent Symbols of Death on their tummies. Kanatash: What? *** Elsewhere Leonidas the Pygmy Bugbear: TONIGHT WE DINE IN KHYBER! Caralotians: CARE BEAR STARE! |
| Crystalforged07-25-07, 08:28 PM | Caralot: I put permanent Symbols of Death on their tummies. Kanatash: What? *** Elsewhere Leonidas the Pygmy Bugbear: TONIGHT WE DINE IN KHYBER! Caralotians: CARE BEAR STARE! OOCrystalforged: Nononono, it can't be a symbol of Death, its got to be Symbol of Insanity. Maybe some sort of symbol of Insanity/Pain hybrid. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-25-07, 09:46 PM | OOCrystalforged: Nononono, it can't be a symbol of Death, its got to be Symbol of Insanity. Maybe some sort of symbol of Insanity/Pain hybrid.OOKaizer: Or the State Flag of New Jersy. :D |
| rampant07-25-07, 10:12 PM | Sarah - I've been thinking. Tirmek - What about Sarah? Sarah - When are we gonna get to it?... Tirmek? Where'd she go? ------------------- OODungeonJ - I oughtta start charging rent. Scias - *squiggle* You're crushing me! Tirmek - :hides: |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-26-07, 02:51 AM | Serene: *looking disheveled* Whoo boy. At least she's out of the house now. Teiza: That was nothing. Apparently Sarah's always been insanely hard to wake up followed by excessive amounts of energy for the rest of the day. Serene: Did Terra tell you that? Teiza: Well, not exactly. *puts a video in the player* (OOC: For full effect, make it full screen. ;) ) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHgIxYrI_hI Serene: :uh-huh: Teiza: Thus continuing to beg the question, "What does Tirmek see in her?" *at Open Eye* Tellowas: And here comes Mr. "I won the tournament". Sagas: Arrogant bastard son of a fallen Clan. Bezen: Why do we put up with him again? Sarah trots up to Tirmek on all fours, holding a large steel girder in her mouth and wagging furiously. Dropping it, the pavement cracks from the weight. All Three: Oh yeah... Tirmek: *facepalm* I threw a stick, Sarah. Sarah: :bigeyes: Tirmek: ... *sigh* Good job. *pats her head* Sarah: :D :drool: Arf! *wags* |
| Charles Phipps07-26-07, 04:54 AM | Momo as an adult http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l138/ashlywake/ss224.jpg |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-26-07, 09:07 AM | OOC: So, wait……Elina and Lilly……actually……canonly……? Meanwhile………… Ivy is in his Flaming Prince secret headquarters when Dandelion walks in. Ivy: But…what…how…? Dandelion holds up a key that has "Flaming Prince HQ Master Key" written on it. Dandelion: Your son swipped this when it was your turn to watch him.……………Honestly Ivy! Is this any sort of example to set for him? :mad: Ivy: ……………………………You're right! :weep: He'll grow up resenting me for not being there, and he'll make sarcastic remarks that point out all the flaws in my brilliant master plans! I'll have to create a miniature clone of myself just to feel that I have a son that loves me. :weep: …………………………………………… :eek: I'm becoming my own dead-beat dad! Dandelion: Well, you're not that bad………………………… Ivy: No, no, it's true! I can blame every single instance of my being evil on the fact that… FX demon: *music start up* Ivy: …daddy wasn't there. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HfqdhpNGAc&mode=related&search=) Dandelion: :blink:……………Is this some sort of special bard power? Ivy: So I promise I'll be a better father! I just……need some instruction. :raincloud Dandelion: Just watch what Hyrd does. Ivy: I…thought you didn't like Hyrd and he didn't like you. Dandelion: Oh, we loath each other. But he's always been nice to Saguaro. And he's always there when you aren't. Plus he doesn't play at being an evil genius. Ivy: :weep: 13: Ooooo, zinged. |
| rampant07-26-07, 12:19 PM | Serene - 3:30 Here it comes Rumble Serene - Like clock work RUMBLE Serene - *puts on a hard hat* The door - BAM! Elina, Sarah, Momo, Scias, Nina, Deis, Dorvos, Teiza, Mittens, Rip - HI WE'RE HOME CAN WE HAVE SNACK? OOH COOKIES! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-26-07, 12:32 PM | Chi: Chi! :D Chu: Chu! :D Scias: :eek: Chi and Chu: *glance at the other*........*lightening glare* Scias: :hides: *phew* |
| urial angel of death07-26-07, 02:32 PM | Momo: Well while you guy's kept mister machine suprimist occupied. Tirmek: Occupied we were nearly killed! Momo: Like I said you kept him occupied. Anyways during that time I and Senior went through his computer for all his info on rival cults and supernatural locations. Lilly: Why do we call him Senior when we never met the younger Jarlot. Jarlot Sr.: Respect the fourth wall kid or the owl will eat you. Lilly: What? Jarlot Sr.: Exactly. Myrr: Great so who are we going after next? Momo: The Kings in Yellow. Myrr: :mad: That's no good. Anyone with any brains at all could tell you they were in a cult! What use is the info then?! Momo: The computer told us where they get their funding from. :P Myrr: :embarrass Okay sorry for that. Who is it? Momo: Only the most evil man in corporate South America. -------- Somewhere in Brazil. In a big office building an assistant walks into the president's office. The manager is facing away from his door and thus the assistant Assistant: Sir profit reports. The president's chair spins around to reveal a short fat man; with next to no nose and medium length goatee. Squishy: Excellent! |
| urial angel of death07-26-07, 06:12 PM | OOC: Nova doesn't have enough cybernetics to be Momo. Though that is an great image. Just saw Fullmetal Alchemist Movie. Poor Winry. :weep: IC: Mythos Park Nalfien walks out of the sick bay. Mickey: You're walking! That's amazing! With injuries like I thought it would take years to- Mickey was cut off by the flow of blood spilling from his mouth. Nalfien's arm was sticking through his stomach. Mickey: *cough* What the hell! Nalfien: Doctors are meaningless to those that are already dead. Nalfien tossed a fireball over his shoulder on the way out. |
| rampant07-27-07, 01:03 AM | Teiza - LOAD! Momo tosses a bound Chu into the part of a catapult normally reserved for flaming debris. Teiza - Aim! Momo proceeds to pull knobs and turn levers at a break neck pace. Teiza - FIRE! ------------------------------ On the Deck of the FF Chi's head is stuck in the floor. Veeeeeerrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuu-chokt Chu joins Chi planted in the deck. Dorvos takes a yellow flag, sticks it into the ground next to Chu and waves back towards the portal. --------------------------------------------- Teiza - Nice we added another yard. ------------------------------------------ Chu - Chu chu chuuuuuu (ha i got closer) Chi - ChIIIII ( you also got caught first ) Chu - ChuuuUU (its not my fault the scary girl has learned to sense my electro-magnetic aura) Chi - Chiiii ( i just wanna hug the little puppy-boy ) Chu - Chu (agreed) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-27-07, 09:32 AM | Chi - Chiiii ( i just wanna hug the little puppy-boy ) Chu - Chu (agreed) 13: Careful. They might decide they have enough in common to cooperate. :devil: |
| rampant07-27-07, 01:35 PM | Momo - Where's teiza? Serene - She's left for her first day of actual classes. Momo - Oh...Wait actual classes? Serene - Students can forgoes the challenge in exchange for a summer program meant to do much the same thing over a longer period of time. It allows for mistakes and improves the odds of passing but represents a much higher initial investment. Deis is taking care of that little critter as her challenge she has to figure out what it does, and how to control it its a bit of a long term thing so they're treating it like the special course option. Momo - What about Nina, Scias and, me? Serene - Nina, Scias and I dear. Teiza rigged it so your weapon charms counted as the course, but your still just a little young so you'll enroll next time with Nina, and Deis. Momo - Nina? Serene - She's taking the course. So she'll be gone for part of the day alot. Just like Teiza last year. Momo - Teiza was always there. Serene - She opted for the night class. Not needing to sleep lets us take on heavier schedules. Momo - Deis's homework is in the sink. Serene - Yes it seems to like warm baths. -------------------------------------------------- Deis - What is it? Volrath - I'm not sure exactly. It seems to be a symbioyote of some sort. But its not dealkyr or elder god work. There's elements of such yes, but Homework here is maybe a distant cousin to anything I work with. ----------------------------------------------- Homework Tiny Abberation (symbioyote) Homework is a special project for Deis. In order to enroll next year she has to bond the symbioyote, and determine its functions and drawbacks. In addition she must gain control of the little beastie. Homework isn't helping. --------------------------------- Deis - Comeback here you! Homework - (hanging from the ceiling holding a stuffed aboleth in one of his 8 insectile appendages) Chitter! |
| rampant07-27-07, 01:54 PM | Squishy - Hey who are you? Homework - :love: *pounce* Squishy - OH GODS NOT ANOTHER ONE! *RUN AWAY* |
| Lord Kale Fangblade07-27-07, 02:25 PM | It appears due to circumstances completely beyond my control (read: im being forced to do this) i will be away for another week without internet access, starting tomorrow and Hopefully ending that friday. until then i'll try to leave you guys with a few posts. IC: Open eye. Teiza is stunned out of sleepyness by a huge ground rocking explosion, a large black mushroom cloud appears over Lab four... *** Tirmek: *looking up from a book* Oh no, not again. *** Sithis crawls from the smoldering wreckage of the laboratory, black faced and his clothes torn to shreds. Sithis: *cough* I think we used too much catalyser with that one, it reacted explosivly. Gaz: *cough* it could of happened to anyone. Sithis: sure. because everyone has destroyed three labs in the past week. Gaz: Those where accidents! and anyway, if you could control your bloody eldritch energy for long enough... Sithis: there's no point in pointing fingers. we're all to blame, Is Mareth ok? Gaz: I'll go check. Sithis: *sigh* this research better be worth it... |
| rampant07-27-07, 02:54 PM | Forbes - Another one! If its Gaz and Sithis this time I swear I'll stick them with KP duty so hard! |
| Papermonday07-27-07, 02:57 PM | By the way guys, would it be immoral of me to persuade one of the warforged into trying out lichedom? |
| Paulon07-27-07, 03:12 PM | Warforged Lich? That's like totally against the RAW. :eek: In the context of the Forgotten Freedom, that means it's amazing nobody else has done it yet. Feel free. :D |
| Demonfey07-27-07, 03:18 PM | :blink: What would that even look like? |
| Papermonday07-27-07, 03:36 PM | If I knew I wouldn't try to persuade one of them into becoming one right? Or wait, maybe I would^^;; I bet he would lack the "chunky bits" though. |
| rampant07-28-07, 12:20 AM | OORampant - Hmmmmm Well Stupid isn't a caster, and Chi can't afford to loose her cute schtick....Could we go the other direction? ------------------------ Nalfein - pain senses tingling |
| Demonfey07-28-07, 12:27 AM | You're forgetting about Scholar. |
| cypher_zero07-28-07, 12:35 AM | And H4xx0r. He's somewhere amongst the "used once" characters. OOCypher: By the way, I'm not dea..... *gurk* OORampant- Did I not poke you enough times?! Now look what you made me do! *wipes bloody knife on OOCypher's shirt* . |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-28-07, 12:44 AM | OOC: :plotting: Stupid's alter-ego turned Lich. What would happen when said personalities switched places again? Chi: :weep: Chi...... :weep: Of course I'm not gonna let anyone do that to you. Chi: :( Chi? :( Yes, really. Though you'd probably be the cutes Lich ever to roam the multiverse. Chi: :mad: Chiiiiii! :mad: Ok, ok, I'm sorry. It was a joke and a compliment. You can go play now. Chi: :D Chi! :D Scias: :eek: *squiggle* Oh, Mom, not AGAIN! *DEATH GRIP* Scias: *gack* Chi: :cloud9: Chi~! :cloud9: Chu: ºωº :devil: Scias: :weep: *squiggle* Why me? :weep: |
| rampant07-28-07, 12:47 AM | Scholar - You want me to what! ----------------------------------------- Teiza - Ok listen up ladies! You will not pester Scias on a weekday afternoon. I do not have the patience nor the time to deal with you two. I swear they're almost as bad as Ketler...*Insert rant* Chu - chu (she doesn't even remember we're here does she?) Chi - Chi (she's comparing us to that freak with the plugs suit obsession) Chu - Chu (oh ick! I just want to cuddle) |
| rampant07-28-07, 01:03 AM | OORampant - *pokepokepokepoke* OOCypher - I'm moving I'm moving! OORampant - I'm just doing it out of habit now. OOCypher - Who gave you a spear? |
| Papermonday07-28-07, 04:56 AM | It appears due to circumstances completely beyond my control (read: im being forced to do this) i will be away for another week without internet access, starting tomorrow and Hopefully ending that friday. until then i'll try to leave you guys with a few posts. IC: Open eye. Teiza is stunned out of sleepyness by a huge ground rocking explosion, a large black mushroom cloud appears over Lab four... *** Tirmek: *looking up from a book* Oh no, not again. *** Sithis crawls from the smoldering wreckage of the laboratory, black faced and his clothes torn to shreds. Sithis: *cough* I think we used too much catalyser with that one, it reacted explosivly. Gaz: *cough* it could of happened to anyone. Sithis: sure. because everyone has destroyed three labs in the past week. Gaz: Those where accidents! and anyway, if you could control your bloody eldritch energy for long enough... Sithis: there's no point in pointing fingers. we're all to blame, Is Mareth ok? Gaz: I'll go check. Sithis: *sigh* this research better be worth it... Meanwhile, outside the lab, two redshirts are standing guards. or something. Who cares about what these redshirts are up to anyways? Lemon Mossman: Did you hear something? Brickson the evil warforged with a caster level of 11th and a love for craft wonderous item.: Not really. Now, please tell me more about this..."lichedom". Lemon. No seriously Bricky, I'm sure I heard something. I think we should start running the opposite way. Fast! (OOC: Okay, My first fully serious ad-on. Is it good <.<? I'm new so I'm slightly clueless <.<;; ) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-28-07, 10:31 AM | (OOC: Okay, My first fully serious ad-on. Is it good <.<? I'm new so I'm slightly clueless <.<;; ) OOC: Please don't quote entire posts. It's too much repetition. |
| Papermonday07-28-07, 10:41 AM | OOC: Please don't quote entire posts. It's too much repetition. OOC: Yeah, I just did it because it was pushed back a page, so I thought no one would know what I was talking about if I didn't |
| rampant07-28-07, 01:44 PM | Forbes - Ok you two off my Island we have a no mooks rules! Bickson - AAHHHHH Lemon - Back to the ship! ------------------------------- OOC: Seriously the island is a no loser zone. Tirmek - Its the only place I can get away from Lily. OORampant - Good start Paper, just keep the redshirts off the island. ------------------------------------------------------------ Sarah - How come no one ever uses lab 14? I mean you're always complaining about how hard it is to get lab reservations with the way Sithis has been blowing them sky high. Tirmek - :embarrass Well lab 14 isn't very well equipped, people tend to just move anything interesting from lab 14 into one of the other labs. It's been unofficially converted to another purpose. Sarah - Does it stock the Materials for this assignment? I need this to pass my alchemical analysis class. Tirmek - Well I guess we could use it, but its kind of a - Vedris (appearing out of nowhere) - Oh Sarah I'm sorry I have that lab booked, but you're welcome to use it. Sarah - Awesome! Tirmek come on! Tirmek - I have a class and beside- Sarah - No talk gotta get this done before next period. *Zoom* Vedris - *zoom* Tirmek - I trust Sarah, its Vedris who I need to worry about, But class....Sarah can handle herself. |
| Papermonday07-28-07, 03:17 PM | Lemon: I told you I heard something! Gosh, I think my heart stopped there! Brickson: ....Heart? Lemon:Eh, nevermind...Anyway Bricky, what do you think about this lichedom thingy? I'd help! ------ Although Lemon Mossman is currently trying to persuade his new friend Brickson to try out something that might not be a all to good idea just out of kicks, he's not really a bad person. He just have a tendecy to be overcreative while at the same time very bad at considering the consequenses of his actions, which usually leads him to do very stupid things out of really smart ideas, like joining the Forgotten Freedom for instance, or making the newby redshirt Brickson ( the evil warforged with a caster level of 11th and a love for craft wonderous item) to use mass teleport to places they really shouldn't be in. It's probably his halfling blood talking again. Lemon is almost considered to be a redshirt veteran, having survived almost a week as redshirt on the forgotten freedom. This is mostly thanks to creative use of his dual kukris to discourage the other redshirts and an ability to make good friends without returning the favor. Brickson is his fourth "friend" so far. The back of his red shirt still witness of the horrors he have gone through the last week though, showing signs of patchings, acid stains, burns, goo and bitemarks, species unknown. Brickson (the evil warforged with a caster level of 11th and a love for craft wonderous item), is a new member of the redshirts. He has survived two days on the forgotten freedom (not thanks to Lemon). As his name would imply he's a fairly powerful caster (sorcerror actually) with a special thing for wonderous items. His only "friend" Lemon just call him Bricky for short though. His best feature according to his "friend" lies deep inside him, under that poorly painted husk that is his outer shell; Brickman has a heart of gold (a greedy heart that is). And brain of stone (which have led him to specialize in supportive spells more suitable for a nameless Joe that can be hired for the small fee of gold). ------ Lemon: And therefore you'll become more beautiful than ever Bricky! So what do you say, you gonna join me on this spectacular quest of ascension to manhood?! Brickson: well okay I guess, if you want to. You promise I will be able to throw my weight in this place as soon as I've becomed a lich? Lemon: On my dead halfling mother's grave, I promise that even the ubers will fear your might^^! Brickson:...You're rather big for a halfling aren't you? Lemon: Oh, that's because I'm a halfhalf... --- OOC: So what do you guys think about this redshirt pair I've created? Oh and sorry about that island thing, didn't notice it was outside FF <.<;; |
| rampant07-28-07, 05:14 PM | Vedris - You almost done? Sarah - Yeah this is quick its just impossible to get the aluminized reef extract anywhere but a lab and with Sithis blowing through them reservations are hard to come by. Oh there we go the extract reacts with the necrotic essence in the ghoul bile and we get a necrooze, and without a single actual spell cast. This stuff is more effective than I thought, no active magic use at all, jut chemical alterations of inherent flow. Vedris - Why? Sarah - Um well I think it has something to do with the grey area between magic and chemistry. Vedris - Not that, why him? What's wrong with me? |
| Demonfey07-28-07, 05:36 PM | I like them. Ilt: A "veteran" eh? Wonder if he's cleaned Pholly's lab yet...:plotting: |
| rampant07-28-07, 11:52 PM | Lemmon - You don't get to be a veteran by taking stupid risks. |
| Demonfey07-28-07, 11:59 PM | Ilt: Yes you do, newbie. You just need to think of a good health plan first. Seven deaths and counting here, and returned to life due to planning for it. Lemmon: Wait, what? Ilt: Strange part is, I surived the Khyber apocalypse and I still don't know how I did it. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-29-07, 12:52 AM | A small, chittering creature jumps on to Lemmon's head. Lemmon: GAH! Homework: :D Deis: Oh, no you don't! *summons spiked tentacles* I'm already stuck with third dibs on the new meat after Uncle and Vlad ni-chan! You're not one-upping me too! Lemmon: :eek: Oh, gods! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! Homework: :P *chitter* The abberant thing leaps out of the way of the tentacles, scurrying further down the hall with Deis and her "helpers" in hot pursuit. Ilt: :mad: That was so not fair. Lemmon: What do you mean? I almost got "the treatment"! Ilt: Key word "almost". Death number four was an indirect result of that freaky little "girl"'s hobby. |
| rampant07-29-07, 01:09 AM | Sarah - Excuse me? Vedris - What makes Tirmek so much better than me? |
| Papermonday07-29-07, 01:44 AM | Brickson suddenly starts to speak in a monotone voice. Brickson: Sir Ilt, could you help me? I am on a path to ascension. I wish to become man. I want to be more beautiful than ever. My friend Lemon has told me about this path. He calls it Lichedom. I he says I will reach new heights of living through it. Can you please help me? I am prepared to let my friend Lemon clean Phollys lab if you do it. Lemon: Wait, wha...?! Brickson: Friend, please do not resist. I got mass teleport, and I'm prepared to use it. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-29-07, 03:55 AM | Vedris - What makes Tirmek so much better than me?Inner Sarahs: ALERT! ALERT! ABORT THE MISSION! I REPEAT! ABORT THE MISSION! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! Sarah: You let me use your time slot just to ask me that? Vedris: No! I...really was trying to be helpful. But- Sarah: Getting me away from Tirmek was a bonus. Vedris: It sounds so wrong when you say it like that. Sarah: Look, Vedris. I keep trying to let you down easy. I'm just not interested. Sure, you're really cute, and you're no slouch in combat, but- Vedris: :( Please, just tell me what it is that keeps you so focused on kitty. Inner Sarah (evil): Don't answer that! That's none of her business! Inner Sarah (good): But she deserves an answer! Sarah: *ignoring both* Why do you want to know? Isn't it enough that I'm happy? Vedris: ...no. Inner Sarah (evil): Ow, dammit! Let go of my hair! Inner Sarah (good): :eek: Not the scythe, NOT THE SCYTHE!! Sarah: Let's see...I've known him since I was nine. Vedris: We've known of each other since you started here. Sarah: My parents and his mom and aunts were close, so we hung out a lot. Vedris: We could do that, too... Sarah: During the entrance exam, we fought each other to a standstill. That was my first draw against someone other than Elina, so there was the rivalry-turned-friendship thing. Vedris: I almost got you during the tournament... Inner Sarah (evil): :rolleyes: Like hell you did, sister. Inner Sarah (good): :mad: Comparatively speaking, she did really well. Sarah: He's been there through all the crap we've had to deal with, trying his best to help us. Vedris: I want to help you. Sarah: He keeps on my case about my studies, making sure I don't slack off. Vedris: I could do that too! Sarah: Oh, he doesn't let me get away with much anymore unless it's appropriate at the time. He can even resist the puppy eyes, now. Vedris: (i.h.h.: Why can't she look at ME with the puppy eyes?) I'd get the hang of that, eventually. Inner Sarah (evil): Oh, come on! She's just grasping now! Inner Sarah (good): :mad: You let them talk, meanie! Sarah: He smells really nice and tastes like cinnamon. Vedris: I- Sarah: But there's something else I can't describe. He's just *licks her lips* so very yummy. I feel like something's missing when he's gone. Every time he asks me out, even though we've been friends for so long and gone out often, it's like the first time. I can't tell you exactly why I love him, I just do. Vedris: So...you two are...? Inner Sarah (good): :blush: Goodness! That question isn't even remotely her business. Inner Sarah (evil): :devil: Hold up, I wanna see where this goes. Sarah: Sadly, no. I know why, it's just frustrating at times. Vedris: (i.h.h.: :plotting: So there's hope for me yet.) Sarah: So, I'm sorry, Vedris, but it's not gonna happen. And we need to get back to class. The Inner Sarahs can be seen wrestling inside a small anime dustcloud. OOC: Yep, they're Risky and Safety. ;) |
| rampant07-29-07, 04:43 AM | Vedris - I...I..I'm sorry. Sarah - about what precisely? Vedris - Nothing, everything, I don't know. I guess for trying to make you fit into my box. Sarah - :confused: ----------------------- Silver - Don't look at me. ----------------------------- Vedris - I have trouble sometimes, back home everything is based on capability. The most powerful, and cunning nymph gets her choice of mates. The less capable you are in your chosen profession, the less choices you have. Nymphs don't take rejecion well, because traditionaly the only reason a potencial mate can refuse is if they are already claimed by a nymph they believe is more powerful than the one making the new claim. So our mating rituals tend to be focused on making the competition appear inferior in some way. I thought I could make you like me by finding out why you were attracted to Tirmek and finding a way to be better at what ever it was. I realize now what my father keeps telling me about other people being different from us. I always thought he meant things like appearance, and abilities, but I understand now that if I had managed to win your affection in such a manner it would have been a shallow victory for a shallow heart. You're not a nymph, nor are you someone who has been raised within their empire. I should stop trying to treat you as such. Sarah - Um okay, apology accepted, but one question how do you keep from breeding out all the nymph blood, cause last I checked you're all female. Vedris - If a nymph (or half-nymph) mates with any other fey, then the children are all nymphs. Sarah - Oh ----------------------- Silver - I've thought of everything. ----------------------------------------- Vedris - ... So is your sister seeing anyone? Sarah - Yes. Vedris - Is she as comitted*ouch* Sarah - *Holding a chem textbook* Vedris - Ok I probably deserved that....Got any cousins? plzdon'thitme *cringe* Sarah - Fair question, but no. Vedris - so no cute Suferot for Vedris? ------------------------------------------ Silver - You could always join the Scias Fan club. Bunny - Teiza started using lethal wands on them this morning. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Chi - *Staring at a wad of hair burned off by Teiza that morning* CHIIIIIII (RARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR) |
| Papermonday07-29-07, 05:02 AM | Somewhere above the skyes of Eberron: Lemon: For an idiot, this is pretty smart!!! Brickson: Thank you friend. It was a trick I learned from my employers in house Orien. They also told me to tell the people I use this trick on this. I got feather fall. You don't. Ilt: This is all nice and stuff, but why did you have to bring me along?! Lemon: You know, we're above sea! And water is soft! I bet I could survive this!! So it's no deal Bricky, I won't clean up that cursed place of suffering!! I've seen what has happened to people Bricky. And it scares me! It scares me ********!! Ilt: Wait a minute, is this about helping the warforged reach lichedom?! I didn't even say if I wanted payment for giving you guys some help! Brickson: ...ooops. The three suddenly stops by the effect of feather fall. Brickson: When we've landed we will talk business sir Ilt. I hope you can help me on my quest to feel alive and be more beautiful than ever. There is only one mile left until we reach the ground. It should not take so long. Ankward silence... Lemon:...So have I told you guys why my names is Lemon yet? |
| Demonfey07-29-07, 09:34 AM | Ilt: Well, thanks for the feather fall, but I'm covered. Raptoran, you see. He opens his wings, and begins gliding around them, keeping pace. Ilt: You know, you could probably ask Lady Andrea, resident Queen of the ship's undead. The first documented warforged lich will probably be incentive enough to secure help. Failing that, I can probably find some of my corpses. Lemmon: ...Why didn't you mention that before we got suspended in midair? Ilt: Just occurred to me now. Oh, and your marks of justice should be kicking in soon, if we don't get back soon. |
| Demonfey07-29-07, 09:54 AM | Also: Fireballs begin going off around them. Ilt: Oh crap! The mages are playing the redshirt target game! |
| Papermonday07-29-07, 03:49 PM | Brickson cast immunity to fire on Ilt and himself. He casts immunity to cold on Lemon. Lemon: You son of a bricklayer!! You did that because of yesterday right?!! Brickson: Yes. But I did it for giggles as well. Ilt: Wait a minute, a warforged can't gi- The rest of the sentance is cut off by a finely aimed fireball from one of the wizards. As the mages are giving each other pats on the back and spontanous cheers the trio teleports back to the ship. Ilt: Why didn't you just teleport us right away? Brickson points at the burned figure besides him. Brickson: Te..he...he. Lemon: Oh don't worry about your badly burned comrade Ilt, I'll sew myself up. As soon as I regain the feelings in my legs. And the rest of the body... Ilt: so Brickson, you want to meet lady Andrea, right? |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-29-07, 05:23 PM | *what patting on the back and cheers during a game of Redshirt-put translates to on the FF* Nalfein: *dancing* Suck on it, Kerrith! Kerrith: :mad: You stole my kill, master! Deis: Not likely, prissy boy, that was mine! Ash: I beg to differ- Deis: Quiet, birdy! Your Entity bailed on you, so you're still alive only by virtue of no one bothering to kill you. *massive brawl ensues resulting in much of the countryside below being reduced to ashes* |
| rampant07-29-07, 05:56 PM | Homework - :weep: Serene - I'm a veteran parent. That doesn't work on me. Deis - Alright you You're gonna take your vitamins and you're going to like them! Homework - *Scuttles under a fridge* Deis - :headexplo: |
| rampant07-29-07, 07:20 PM | Serene - :blink: Bedroom now. Satnak - but I've got to get this paperwork fill- Serene whispers somethig in her wife's ear. Satnak - :mymy: *gets up* Serene - :devil: :smirk: You're mine now. Satnak - Yes mistress. Door closes. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-29-07, 07:36 PM | *somewhere far, far away* Deis: :hides: Good to know that sense still applies. Homework: :hides: *chitter* Deis: Thank goodness for Shadow Walk, huh? Homework: *nods* ... ... Deis & Homework: :blink: Deis: GOTCHA! *tackle* Homework: :eek: :weep: Deis: I guess this means I taught you something. Or that you can mimic. ...or maybe we're bonding? Homework: *struggles* :mad: *CHOMP* Deis: Gah! :mad: *CHOMP* Homework: :weep: Deis: That lesson was; "I bite back". |
| rampant07-29-07, 08:47 PM | Rashour - I'm lonely. Cole - quit whining A.W.L. - Full house suckahs! ----------------------------------- Dorvos, Elina, Sarah, Scias, Momo, Deis, Nina, Corre, Teiza - *all freze in place where ever they where* Impending doom senses tingling. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-29-07, 10:04 PM | Dorvos, Elina, Sarah, Scias, Momo, Deis, Nina, Corre, Teiza - *all freze in place where ever they where* Impending doom senses tingling. Bunny: Why do you think we're here? 13: Hey, I know, why don't we all visit a magical land found by sneaking into Ketler's room? Everyone else: :uh-huh: 13: Listen, Silver distracted is the only time this'll work. |
| Demonfey07-30-07, 12:49 AM | Later, in Andrea's room: Ilt and Lemmon are hanging upside down, Ilt over a boiling pot, Lemmon over an altar, as a bunch of people, both living and undead, begin chanting. One begins adding condiments to the pot. Ilt: Gods damn it, it's death six all over again. Meanwhile, Brickson's talking with Andrea. Brickson:...and that's why we came to you. Can you help me attain lichdom? Andrea: It is an interesting idea, but I still don't see what's in it for me. Brickson: Free lunch, more screen time than you've had in a while, and a few sacrifices that aren't named. Andrea shrugs Andrea: Deal. Ilt: Totemist vanish! Ilt disappears in a brief flash of his shirt as the cultists cut the rope. Andrea: You're paying for pizza then. |
| rampant07-30-07, 01:01 AM | Ilt - Dammit! just when the ninjas stopped delivering here. |
| Papermonday07-30-07, 02:54 AM | Lemon: eh..guys? hello. Take me down? Please..? C'mon!...Okay, I hate you guys, seriously! Lemon starts to swing forward and backwards, adding momentum to him throwing his body upwards reaching for the rope, grabbing it, and pulling out a kukri from his belt. He quickly cuts the rope and falls ungracefully on the altar. Lemon: Ouch, my back!! Hey, Bricky, thanks for the help! Brickson just looks at Lemon apatetically and then turns back to Andrea. Brickson: What do you require me to do madame? |
| Demonfey07-30-07, 10:29 AM | Ilt: I'm currently busy trying NOT TO BE EATEN AGAIN! Stupid extraplanar rooms... *Pans out to him fending off nameless cultist minions with just his melds* Lemon: Okay, you have an excuse. You're forgiven. Andrea: Basically, your EBNE's give me screen time, and we need ten unnamed redshirts. Oh, and where's my lunch? I'm waiting. |
| Papermonday07-30-07, 12:37 PM | OOC: By the way, if anyone was curious, Lemon is a level 4 ranger at the moment. He's just really bad at his choosen profession and doesn't quite see eye to eye with his animal companion. And no, don't ask how he survived that fireball <.<;; --- Lemon: Haha, I wonder why they are just attacking y-OUCH!! That mother of a gravedigger, that zombie freaking bit me! Now it's personal!! Lemon draws his twin kukris and jumps into the fray. Brickson: Is a pizza what you wish for, my mistress? Andrea: Yes. But no peperroni on it. it's too hard to chew. Brickson: I will get you this pizza mistress, if that is what you wish for. Brickson disappear in a flash. Andrea: Funny, you'd think that warforged would remember he still got that mark on him... |
| urial angel of death07-30-07, 01:25 PM | Nina: Hey Deis maybe I can help you with homework. Deis: No way! Don't remember what you did to the Tyranid/Space Marine Arena Vlady got me for my birthday? Nina: Well (http://static.flickr.com/44/152378139_1d8d63594a_o.jpg)... They're cuter now. :D Deis: :mad: |
| rampant07-30-07, 03:06 PM | Homework - *looks at WH40Chibi* :eek: chitter *hides in Deis's hair* Deis - well he is afraid of something :devil: |
| Papermonday07-30-07, 03:26 PM | Lemon: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!! Ilt: He's a zombie, I doubt he cares. Lemon: So what?! This is revenge!!! Nameless cultist: What happened to him, he's mad!! Ilt: Actually I think he's raging. And apperently you guys are good experience. I mean no offense of course. Nameless cultist None taken. You're Ilt right? I've think I've seen you around. My name is Arthur. Nice to meet you. Maybe we should stop figh- Lemon pulls out his kukri out of Arthur's back. Lemon: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! --- OOC: FYI Lemon is now a level 4 ranger/level 1 barbarian :P |
| Demonfey07-30-07, 04:31 PM | Watching as the nameless cultists all go to try and take down Lemon, Ilt pulls out a bag of popcorn and begins eating. Andrea: Aren't you supposed to be helping him? Ilt: Nah, these guys are actually too weak for me to get XP from them. Popcorn? Andrea: Sure. That other redshirt seems to be taking his time with my pizza. |
| rampant07-30-07, 10:55 PM | Serene - Oh dear i feel strange. Satnak - Well then we're going to the doctor. Serene - You are so overprotective. Satnak - And you're not getting any till the doc checks you out. Serene - :eek: You can't do that! ------------------------ Terrek - Well you'll be relieved to know nothing is wrong with Serene. Just a bit of nausea from some particularly foul alchemical concoction. Satnak - I told you not to eat Sarah's cupcakes. Serene - But she looked so sad. Terrek - ... (i.h.h. that girl is a menace to stomachs everywhere) There is more, add another room to the house my dear girl you're pregnant. Satnak - Well he's finally gone senile, old coot must have gotten some of my old files in there. Terrek - Don't start looking for nursing homes just yet. I brought in a specialist. Silver - Yes ladies it's Serene's turn this time. Satnak - :uh-huh: ... I don't... what... Gah! Serene - Silly Girl. Do you need the Uberation physiology lecture again? Satnak - Yes... and go slowly this time. |
| Papermonday07-31-07, 02:15 AM | Ilt: Three rounds more. Andrea: No way, he's a newby berserker, one round is all he got. Nameless cultist: I got him, I got him grappled. Tommy, fast, help me subdue him!! Nameless cultist referred to as Tommy: I got him Andrew! Bobby, Ronald, Harry! Come here!! The cultists starts pressing down Lemon as Harry starts to chant and pull forth a dagger. Someone also sticks a sweaty sock in the mouth of Lemon to hinder him from screaming those weird battlecalls of his. Ronald: We'll have your heart for this infidel! The ritual is suddenly abrupted by a rain of pizzas and redshirts. Brickson Mistress, I have brought you pizzas without pepperonni. I have also brought you nameless redshirts. Ilt: Eh, how come all those redshirts got McGhallanda written on their shirts? Andrea (chewing on a pizza): Allligte! Noff gife me de fylageru! Brickson: Excuse me? Andrea *swallows the rest of the pizza* The Phylactery, give me it and we'll finish the lichyfying! Brickson: .... .... .... Lemon Oh right, I totally forgot that part! We don't have any!.. Get off me you bloody cultists! Lemon pushes away the unconscious (he got hit on the head by a falling McGhallanda employee) Harry. Lemon: How do we get one of those? Andrea Well, you really just need a khyber dragonshard. Shouldn't be a problem to get right? Lemon...No? Andrea...So what are you waiting for?! Go get one!! Me and Brickson got preparations to make! Lemon: :uh-huh: ... *sigh* Anyone wanna tag along? Andrea: Don't worry about the mark, it's just a big lie anyways ^_^...A very convincing lie, but hey, you'll be fine. I think. |
| rampant07-31-07, 02:35 AM | Feal'thas - Xiath come over here! I want you to see this. Xiath - What Daddy? Feal'thas - Watch those velociraptor down there see how they use group tactics to take down that t-rex...Xiath? Where'd she get to? Down below Xiath is picking her teeth with a claw bone. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-31-07, 08:35 AM | 13: Wow, 11+ kids. Oh, the possibilities. :schemes: Bunny: *mumbles* How'd you get 11? 13: Chi and Chu pretty much live their full-time. |
| Papermonday07-31-07, 09:54 AM | Somewhere in a cave near the Eldeen Reaches. Samuel the ranger. I'm glad we were able to stop this crazy cult before they were able to summon that demon to do their bidding. To think that they actually meant to store him in a dragonshard! Elder Joachim: We wouldn't have done it without your bowskills Samuel. Or your tools artificer. Your bypassing of their intericate traps was brilliant! Durgham the artificer: Thank you elder Joachim, but it was your druidic powers that really saved us in the end. We wouldn't have survived without you. Joachim: well, let's return to the Eldeen Reaches, I'm sure the Gatekeepers will thank us for this. Suddenly a loud rumble fills the narrow cave. Suddenly a human in a worn red shirt and a pair of baggy blue pants rushes by. Lemon: Out of my way you nonames, hero coming through!! Samuel: What in the names of the sovereign host?! Durgham: Watch out, that blood fool has triggered the traps we left be-!!! His final words are rudely cut off by a mutlitude of fireballs, lightningbolts and a big rolling stone. A few minutes later Lemon reaches the inner sanctum of the cave. Lemon: Thank gods to barbarian fast movement. Now where is that dragonshard that was supposed to be here..? Lemon starts searching around. Lemon: Dangit, somebody else has already been here and stolen all the loot. All that's left are these bloody goblin corpses. Lemon pulls fourth the newspaper Adventurers' weekly. Lemon: Now what? |
| urial angel of death07-31-07, 12:08 PM | Izzy: Everybody buckle your seatbelts and grab onto something. They have launched heat-seeking missles. There may be some terbulance. Outside several missles are headed straight for them. They weren't doing what missles in the movies did; coming right along side of their target and paausing to be dramatic. No these missle ment business. The plane's engines suddenly cut causing the jet to fall disturbingly fast toward the ocean bellow. Thus leaving the missles to streak through the air about it. Michael: What the hell? Izzy: Heating-seeking. Michael: Oh. The engines roar back to life. ------------- On the ground. Silence: That was rather clever of them. Switch to radar-guided. Devon: Right, love. ------------- Izzy: **** everbody bail! ------------ Devon: They're jetisonning all of their cargo. Silence: Shot it down. It's cover for escaping passengers. Devon: But the plane is still flying. Silence: Yeah it's the heroic sacrifice bit. Devon: Oh. ------------ The whole group of heroes, minus Izzy, is falling through the air behind the plane. Bullets are going over the cloud of debris, but not coming near them thanks to the still active protection from arrows. V: Why is our guide still on the plane. Nina: Believe me he'll be fine. Plane explodes. Michael: Sure he will... Not to be a bother, but why aren't we wearing parachutes?! Nina: They present targets for missles and tell the shotters that their shots are missing. Michael: But won't impacting with the ocean while going a few hundred miles per hour take care of us without action on their part? Nina: It would; if we didn't have magic. |
| rampant07-31-07, 02:11 PM | Micheal - Where did the scary :censored: go? Lisa - Watch your language there's children here. ----------------------------------------------------- Devon - One's splitting of from the group. Silence - Excuse me? Devon - Bogie incoming! Silence - WHAT! Satnak - YOU ALL DIE! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw07-31-07, 02:36 PM | Satnak - YOU ALL DIE! Bunny: AND STAY DEAD! Honestly, that's the worst thing about action movies. |
| rampant07-31-07, 04:23 PM | Nina - I think we underestimated how much impact reawakening that family would bring. The missles have been slagged in mid-flight and the entire gunstation has been turned into a molten crater. Izzy - She's a Tessier allright. Nina - You think maybe we've gotten rid of bugbears by waking up a dragon. Cause remember, all those old gods, they were afraid of her. |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-31-07, 07:18 PM | OOC: Her powers are reawakening, but she's nowhere near her "current" levels. Even Nina's lost a lot, but for different reasons. Izzy and Nalfein are probably the only original crew introduced so far who have everything they have "now". IC: Carefully, silently, the beasts stalked their prey. Two pairs of eyes shone in the dim light, the glint of feral hunger evident. Their prey sat atop the table, oblivious to the danger lurking mere feet away. In an instant the snarling hunters were upon it. A whirl of fangs and claws tore into the helpless victim with ruthless efficiency. It was over almost before it had begun, the predators feasting upon their fresh kill. Elina: :eek: :hoppingma MY HOMEWORK!!!! The light clicks on to show Sarah and Scias tearing through a stack of papers, their tails stopping as they looked up guiltily. Sarah & Scias: :bigeyes: Elina: :headexplo I SPENT ALL WEEKEND ON THAT! Tirmek: What, this? :D *holds up a stack of papers* Elina: :mymy: ...yes! :confused: Where did you get these and who's are those? Tirmek: I had some decoys made up for just such an occasion. You remember what happened to our summer projects? Elina: :weep: The carnage was indescribable... Tirmek: Thanks to that fiasco, I identified the chemicals that set off the "DEVOUR" instinct in homework, mixed it with powdered SnausagesTM, and added it to the paper. It's like freaking catnip for them. *Sarah and Scias are rolling happily and somewhat tipsily in the shredded mess* |
| rampant07-31-07, 10:45 PM | Tirmek - *sniffsniff* Sarah - (hybrid form) Grrrrrr Tirmek - It's a full moon isn't it? Sarah - *pounce* Tirmek - *dimension door* |
| Kaizer_Ryu07-31-07, 10:48 PM | OOC: And now, the first inklings of my post-plot plot. It'll be some time before I get really into it, so no need worry about me derailing current activities any time soon. ;) IC: Somewhere in Xendric, hidden from the prying eyes of the world AND the FF* Black-Cloaked Male: Any new instructions? Black-Cloaked Female: Just the usual. Increase the training regimine to just below maximum strain, continue to analyze the data for weaknesses and trigger points, monitor all target's activities, and locate the missing ones. Black-Cloaked Male: How are the troops doing? Black-Cloaked Female: Devoted as always. You really should come and watch sometime. They've begun to branch out at amazing speeds. I'm not sure if it's because of our Master's influence, but they've gone far beyond expectations. Black-Cloaked Male: Speaking of which; Computer! Report status of the subject. Computerized Female Voice: Restoration at: 12% Black-Cloaked Male: *sigh* This is gonna be a long wait... *Seriously |
| rampant07-31-07, 10:55 PM | Elina - ...Momo can I borrow a white lightning charm real quick? Momo - Sure Elina equips the charm to her Hammer. Elina - You had this coming. OOKaizer - eep Elina - I'm so tired of the KH riffs! OOKaizer - OH come on thi isn't Elina - Black cloaks, restoration chamber. Yeah prepare for pain. |
| Demonfey07-31-07, 11:00 PM | OODF: Leave enough for the dramadar! They just got upgrades. A bunch of what seems to be metal chickens surround Kaizer. Cucco Dramadar: Cluck.:devil: |
| Papermonday08-01-07, 12:08 AM | Somewhere near the border of Valenar a cloud of dust is racing down a river. On closer inspection, it's Lemon on a extremely exhausted horse. Lemon: Steal a breedinghorse for house Vadalis in exchange for a khyber dragonshard should be easy enough. So why are those elves so damn persistant?!! A mile behind Lemon a group of valenar elves are catching up. Lemon takes fourth a looking glass. Lemon I've ridden one of their finest breedinghorse in full speed for six hours, how come they've caught up on me??...They're healing the horses? Why would they want to heal a horse? Suddenly Lemon's horse topples forward into the river. Lemon: What the blub?! Blub blub blub blub blub?!!* *hell? What happened to my horse? |
| rampant08-01-07, 01:30 AM | Xiath - Urpp Lemon - Oh dear god Xiath - Horsies! Lemon - Those poor fools. Lead elf - About face and Run- (looks down to see all flesh stripped from his bones) away |
| Papermonday08-01-07, 10:35 AM | Lemon suddenly remembers that the horse is being dragged away by the stream. Lemon Oh hell no you don't! *Jumps into the water* ----- ???: Is he alive? ???: yes, I think so. Look, I found him besides that dead horse. It seems like he tried to save it. Some idiot had made the horse exert itself until it died of exhaustion it seems. ???: Wow, what a noble soul, risking his life for a dead horse! ???: He seem to be a ranger, maybe that's why he did it. ???: Wow! He's awsome!! He looks so manly ^_^! Lemon opens his eyes. Everything is blurry at first, but his vision soon focus. On a pair of attractive naked women. Lemon: Oh no, don't tell me I've died!! Blonde naked human woman: What? Redhaired naked half-elf woman: He believes he's dead! Blonde: Tehehe! How cute! Don't worry stranger, you're not dead! Redhair: I'm Candy, that's Mint. Nice to meet you stranger ^_^. Lemon: Um, thanks? Mint: What's your name? Lemon: Uhhh...*looks up at Mint's face again* I mean, umm, it's Lemon Mossman! Mint and Candy: Hiah mister Mossman ^_^!! Lemon: Hello?..Umm, why are you two naked?! Candy: Oh that's right, how embarrasing, we haven't explained yet ^_^!! You see Lemon, me and Mint is part of the thirteen adolscent bards of the moondance! Every time one of the moons are full, we gather in these woods to dance and sing to celebrate life, springtime and love! Mint: And we do so stark naked. To honor the nakedness of nature! (Not to mention that we do stuff that would make the female population of the forgotten freedom blush <.<) Lemon: O_O Mint: But to be honest, it seemed like we wouldn't be able to complete our dance this month, because we had no means of doing the "harvest of the bee" dance today! But now you're here, so everything will be fine! Candy: Let me help you off those wet cloths dear! Mint: The rest of us are waiting at the altar. I bet you want to meet all of us! Sandy the elf, the halfling twins, Danielle the intellectual brunette, Brunhild the orc maiden... Lemon: Orc maiden? Mint: She's right over there! Lemon: Where...OH THE SOVEREIGN HOST, I'M BLIND!!! Candy: Nock it of silly ^_^! hey, girls, look what I found, a man!! Spontanous cheers and throwing of panties starts. The girls make room for the trio, uncovering at the same time a pedistal of white marble. On the top of the marble is a glimmering crystal lodged. Lemon:...Is that a dragonshard?! Candy: Correct ^_^, isn't it pretty ^_^?! Lemon suddenly starts running , jumps up, grabs the dragonshards and starts running out of the clearance. Mint: He took our dragonshard!! Candy: And he's fleeing, get him, fast, or else we can't finish the multipositioned dance of the opening rose!!! The host of twelve beautiful but barely legal girls and an orc maiden starts to run after Lemon. The bards: Lemon, come back!! An blackhaired half-elf girl jumps in front of Lemon and tries to grapple him. Lemon: No way, this dragonshard is mine! *Flings the girl on his shoulder* KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! The half-elf girl: Eeeeek!! Sisters, he got me!! The rest of the bards: Unfair!! Come back you spoony stranger!! --- Lemon: Thank gods for barbarian movement bonus. I thought I was a goner for a while there. I wonder what they wanted to do with me? Oh well, no point in asking. Now, what I need to do now is to find some new clothes. Pity about the old ones. But atleast I have the dragonshard! The naked half-elf: So what's so important about a Siberys dragonshard that you have to ruin our ritual and run away with me for? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-01-07, 11:06 AM | Person unseen in the big chair somewhere unknown in Eberron: *tap crystal ball* Ms. Dicey, have those invitations been sent out? Ms. Dicey, the secretary: Yes, Mr. Carver. Unfortunately it seems that someone has tracked down and buried all the messengers. Mr. Carver: Probably my mistake for using ninjas. Try and find something much less appetizing. Ms. Dicey: Yes, Mr. Carver. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-01-07, 11:58 AM | Mint: ...(Not to mention that we do stuff that would make the female population of the forgotten freedom blush <.<) At this time, Lemon fails his spot check. Had he made it, he'd have noticed the 10th edition of Silver's smash hit The Untapped Potential of Magic and Uberization During :pile:: The Professional's How-To Guide, inspired by Terra and Lisa and enhanced by Satnak and Serene, laying on the ground near their clothes. |
| rampant08-01-07, 01:27 PM | Serene - Those poor dears. Satnak - That one is totally out of date. Serene - Maybe we should send the girl back with a coppy of the latest edition. Satnak - Give us a couple hours and we can finish the next one. --------------------------------------------- Teiza - I swear they're getting worse by the day! Clothes NOW! Naked Half-elf - but!? Teiza - *glare* Half-elf - *toga'd* |
| Papermonday08-01-07, 02:39 PM | Lemon stands by the side, ignored, which suits him fine, because he got his own problems: Lemon:Oh :censored: it, a sibyris shard?!! DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!! *Throws the footballsized sibyris shard into the forest* Lemon: Arg!!! Back to square one! And this time I don't even have a proper clothes >.<!! Oh well, I suppose I should find that little punk that has beed teleporting me...Where am I? Oh shi- I'm lost!.. Oh well, I suppose any direction will suffice in that case. Straightening his back, Lemon started going away with as much dignity a man in his underwear and a tatoo spelling I<3MOM on his back could posibly muster. The toga'd half-elf: And you put that into there and then you summon those o_O?! That's sick!! Nonononono, don't give me that look! No I will not try it out. Nononooo!! *starts running towards Lemon* The togagirl: Don't you dare leave me with those freaks! You got me into this mess, now take me out of it!! Lemon: ? The togagirl: I'm Lind Tell, and don't you dare start running!! Hey, wait up! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-01-07, 06:04 PM | The togagirl: I'm Lind Tell, and don't you dare start running!! Hey, wait up! 13: Do I detect the heady scent of *whu-pish*? |
| urial angel of death08-01-07, 09:16 PM | Volrath: Why do I get the distinct feeling that we aren't being given the credit we deserve? P/Y/R: *in ninja outfit* How should I know? Now put on your costume. Volrath: *picking up outfit* What am I supposed top be again? P/Y/R: A whale demon. Volrath: And you're sure we aren't violating copyrights? P/Y/R: Does it matter? Volrath: *teenage horomones overtake brain and beat the **** out of it* No it doesn't. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-01-07, 10:41 PM | Teiza: :twitch: I really didn't need or want to see that. Elina: :blush: That's why you KNOCK first! Teiza: :rolleyes: I did. The room's soundproof (thankfully). Elina: ...oh yeah... Teiza: But did you really have to finish before coming out? Elina: Gimmie a break, would you? I'm new at that. But you didn't have to be so mean to Lilly. ----- *in a completely non-descript forest* Lilly: Ok, I'm currently unarmed and wearing only my skivvies. I have no food, no water, and no idea where I am. My course of action is clear! I'm must find and seduce a lonely girl on a farmstead somewhere close in order to gain a mode of transport and some decent clothing before returning to the ship for some rough "welcome back" sex from my hot racoon-girl girlfriend. Miko: *full succubus* ;) Or you can let a REAL woman give you a hand. :love: :drool: Lilly: ...meh, it's not exactly by the book, but I'll take it. ----- Teiza: He's impossible to kill, but it should buy me enough time to get a decent lesson out of you. Elina: :embarrass I'm new at this, too, ok? We'll start with reacting to attacks. Once you get this down, you'll be able to simply phase through certain attacks. It's like a combination of the incorporial miss chance and Improved Evasion. The better you are, the more you can do it, but Light weapons hurt like hell if you try it against them. Try striking me. Any way you want, just no magical enhanceme- Without warning, Teiza tears through her with elongated crystal spines from her fingers. They pass through harmlessly, Teiza's eyes seeing the all but invisible rippling of Elina's body as she "flowed" around the blades. Elina: ...a bit quick on the draw, there? Teiza: :D Elina: *sigh* Why am I not surprised? Ok, now what I'm going to tell you is a closely guarded secret in this line of abilities. That means absolutely NO ONE gets told outside those already in the know. Teiza: Even my mothers? Elina: Even your mothers. They've already made it clear that the confidence of secret techniques like this will be honored, so they won't press if you say you can't tell them. Teiza: *pouts* Neither you or Sensei ever let me gloat... |
| rampant08-01-07, 11:43 PM | Miko - What are you eaiting for? :smirk: Lily - Nothing babe- SCHLKLUGGAFRWOOOM! Tirmek (holographic projection from the Lily shrapnel) - If you are recieving this message its because Lily was having too much fun without Elina in the room. His body has been infiltrated with a network of explosives and detonators rigged to go when his hormones go crazy, without Elina's aura to set them on safety. And don't think your spoony healing factor will help you, the stuff counts as a permanent graft so it is restored with you oh knight of the silverware. --------------------------------------------------------- Elina - Ouch! You already figured out the counter? Teiza - Yep, its just like the attack only on your striking surface. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-02-07, 12:37 AM | Elina: For starters, not bad. But that counter only had limited application. Teiza: Figures. I've seen you phase through things when even Bezen throws them at you. Elina: The big secret isn't just the ability to pass around the objects, though that is useful in it's own way and far easier to accomplish. One of our biggest defensive maneuvers is the ability to immediately and nigh-instantaniously no longer be there to hit at all without moving. Teiza: Is this the whole doppleganger thing? Elina: Yes and no. The two are related. Each doppleganger is not really an illusion. Each is you, yet not you. More accurately, each has the potential to be you. Teiza: :confused: Oooooookay... Elina: In order to create and maintain dopplegangers, you must be able to step back from this plane almost instinctually. Teiza: Step back? Like Planeshift? Elina: Mom had to develop the entire knowledge base for this new level from scratch, so I'm not sure how much you'll be able to do and what's intrinsic to my genes. :nonono: I'm still trying to decipher Mom's notes. Her handwriting sucks big time (i.h.h.: Curse her years of writing in code!). It's like, I and my siblings don't exist solely on this plane, so we can step out of the way of attacks without moving in normal three dimensional space. Mom worked out some of the details, but it's something obviously concocted by a higher power. Teiza: Khyber? Elina: Yeah. Tirmek had a fit trying to make heads or tails of it when she showed it to him. It was actually pretty funny to watch. :D But back to the original point. For you, I'd say Planeshift is an apt example. It has more weaknesses than the full technique, but it's still quite powerful. Teiza: :raincloud And now we finally get to the part Sensei told me about. Elina: More or less. There are limits to what you can accomplish without the same baseline to work with, but it might also give you an opportunity to create some new techniques to compensate. |
| rampant08-02-07, 12:43 AM | Teiza - :plotting: :lightbulb :evillaugh Elina - What have I done? |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-02-07, 01:03 AM | Elina: Oh, one more thing I should mention to you. I figured out something else that Mom meant when she made me head of the family. Try attacking me with every shadow ability you have. Teiza: *shadowblades* *fizzle* Teiza: *shadowspikes* *fizzle* Teiza: *shadowtentacles* *fizzle* Teiza: :mad: WTF?! Elina: In order to maintain the integrity of the fabric of reality as we tamper with it, Mom's strongest blood-relative is given oversight of the others. It's more of an honorary title than any new powers, but, in effect, it means that I govern its use. Teiza: Lame. That's like saying you'll give me a sword, but it only cuts when you want it too. Elina: Actually, as you get stronger, it'll be progressively harder for me or anyone to do that to you. Think Counterspells. I'd be hard pressed to try that on Sarah, since we're pretty close in ability. But you and the little ones are relative n00bs, so it's about as hard for me to cancel anything you do with shadows as it is for you to hunt Redshirts. Teiza: Ouch. Talk about letting the wind out of your sails. Elina: :D Or giving you a reason to keep working at it. ----- Black-Cloaked Male: This is taking far too long. Black-Cloaked Female: They messed him up pretty bad, and we had to take some pretty drastic measures. It's a miracle it's going as fast as it is. Computerized Female Voice: Restoration at: 14% ----- Elina: ... Teiza: You felt that too? Elina: :bored: Excuse me for a moment. *the screaming of an entity who won't take a hint can be heard off screen* Elina: *returns covered in blood* Right, where were we? |
| rampant08-02-07, 01:27 AM | Teiza - Well then I guess I need to get to work on perfecting the Reafros Elina - Ok what is a Reafros, and why is it called a Reafros. Teiza - You'll find out, and because leaving me alone in a room with a random number generator is bad idea. Elina - :bored: Leaving you alone at all is a bad idea. Teiza - :P Oh by the way *shadow lance* Elina - :eek: *null* The shadow fizzles, but the crystal lance hidden within the shadow pins Elina's boot to the ground ppasing between her toes. Teiza - Is that what you ment by compensating? |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-02-07, 02:01 AM | Elina: Partially, though I meant adapting techniques I use to more readily suit your own condition. Another strength of this school of shadow magic is its ability to mesh with just about anything. Your living crystal is a prime example. Teiza: :bored: You're making it hard to freak you out, you know. Elina: I lived with Ms. Shreds-the-room-in-her-sleep till last year, and slept in the same bed for the first ten of my life. :bored: Being attacked for no reason and with no warning isn't new to me. |
| rampant08-02-07, 02:21 AM | Teiza - (i.h.h. I'll get better at this than them, better than Sensei) Elina - (i.h.h. is it just me or did she get even scarier there for a second) -------------------------------- Tirmek - Feeling better today Sarah? Sarah - I'd feel even better if you had just let me catch you yesterday. Leading me through the bog of sticky moss and foul-tempered birds was just mean. |
| rampant08-02-07, 04:49 AM | Satnak - Again? Teiza - :mad: Satnak - This is what you get for working them too hard, they conk out on ya. Teiza - Yes but do they have to invite their sisters? Scene pans out to show Teiza's head sticking out from underneath the entire (living) Branford/Hopeforge clan. Teiza - So get me out of here! ... Please Satnak - UM nope you need to learn not to push Momo and Scias so hard. And I need to make sure mommy isn't getting into the sppicy food. Serene (from elsewhere in the house) - Oh come on! Just a little dragon pepper on the shark meat! Satnak - Not on my kid! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-02-07, 07:49 AM | [endless series of fighting-technique junk] Bunny: :zzz: 13: Okay, so that's where he is, so where's Silver. ******* Silver (weilding a pick): Oh, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII been workin' on the protection spell, aaaaaaaaaaall the live-long daaaaaaaayyyyy…… Eugene Greenhilt: Ah-ha! Finally found you after these many long years. Silver: Another "blood oath of vengence"? :rolleyes: Someday I'm going to have to find a way to get back at 13 for that. |
| urial angel of death08-02-07, 10:01 AM | Silence: Nice try Satnak. Satnak: You know me then? :smirk: Silence: Of course I know who you are; I'm not stupid. I've done my homework on the ancient heores. In climates this cold crystal grows very very slowly. Izzy: That would hardly seem to matter. Silence is cubitized by void blades. Satnak: What took you so long? Izzy: Sorry regen has a minute lag or so. Devon: :eek: You killed her. Satnak: Yep and you're next. Devon: YOU KILLED HER!!! Maximized Summon Instrument! Satnak: That can be maximized? Izzy: *holds up list of house rules* Anything can be done as long as it is somewhat funny. An entire concert level speak system and automated band appears behind Devon. Devon begins singing in a way that make William Shatner sound good. The soundwaves facture the ice and release all kinds of monsterous Mythos creatures. Satnak: What's the the plan? Izzy: Well sometimes you just have to draw your weapon, say "**** it", and see what happens. Satnak: Is that any different from what we always do? Izzy: Marginally. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-02-07, 12:04 PM | Serene: You've got a scary look on your face. Satnak: No I don't. Serene: You can't hide when you're worried from me. Satnak: ...drat. Serene: ;) Not telling me so you don't make me worry just makes me worry that you're not telling me. Satnak: Sorry... It's Elina. I'm pretty sure she's trying to overcompensate for Terra's absense. Serene: You've noticed? Satnak: The kid's running herself into the ground. School, teaching Teiza, dating Spoony Jr., keeping track of the little ones, setting up their educational activities, her responsibilities towards their powersource, and now, on top of all that, she's asked me to help her develop a new combat style. She's resorted to dopplegangers to get most of it done. Serene: Wow, no wonder. In many ways, she and Sarah are much older than they look, but they're still only just starting to become real adults. And now Elina's getting a crash course in motherhood. From how she's acting, I think she's trying take care of her responsibilities while finding herself as well. So long as you make sure she knows we're here to help when she needs it, I think it's a good idea to encourage her new project. What's it like? Santak: It's just in its beginning stages, but I've never seen anything quite like it. What scares me the most is that it seems to take full advantage of her entire skill-set, both intrinsic and learned. I thnk she got the idea from Bladeweaving. It takes that theory and ratchets it up two or three levels. It looks like some combination of Bladeweaving, Shadow magic, and Incarnum, but the whole could end up being so much greater than the sum of its parts. Serene: I get the feeling she's trying to fill her mother's shoes in more ways than one. Satnak: I get that, too. Terra spent years testing, researching, and refining her control of shadow and turned it into an entirely new school of combat. But I'm not sure she ever figured out where the divide between genetics and sheer gumption was. Serene: Meaning Teiza's probably going to end up disappointed every so often. Satnak: And we all know how that goes. I don't envy Elina in the least on that part. |
| urial angel of death08-02-07, 12:11 PM | At a Kings in Yellow concert. Kaizer in Rags is playing. Muradin is playing the drums, Sithis has the keyboard, Vrin is spastically playing is strange bass/lead/soprano (I don't know how a guitar can be soprano either; there are somethings man was not meant to know) guitar hybrid, Shroedigger is being their token pretty-boy leadersinger, and Jam is putting on a fantastic lights show... Life is good for the most successful boy-band in the world; millions of teenage girl fans, disgusting amounts of money, and a god at their backs. What could possibly go wrong? A titanic explosion rocks the concert hall. Momo: So what list am I not on now, *****! |
| Papermonday08-02-07, 01:11 PM | Lind Tell: I can't believe this is happening!! Lind is chained to an altar somewhere in some humoungus cave, surrounded by crazed monks. The walls are covered in ancient languages, mind-boggling pictures and illustrative statues. There's even a big hole in the ground, with glowing magma in it. Brother Tigerpunch: Oh great Mockery, today we have come to you with a sacrifice. We will now begin the ritual of the flaying!! Lind: You'll begin to do what?! What are those scalpels for? Oh no!! NONONONONONONO!!! Brother Wolfbite: Quite a cheeky girl this one! Lind: Lemon you coward, how dare you leave me to die?! I'll hunt your ass if they kill me now!! Brother Horsekick: Silence wench! You're disturbing the ritual of flaying!! Lind: Well that's the point you *******, you're trying to kill me!! --- Somewhere in another cave Echo:*******, you're trying to kill me!! Little boy with greater Mark of Passage: Mister Mossman sir, Mister Mossman sir! Lemon: What Pecko? Pecko: They are trying to kill Miss Tell mister Mossman sir, the monks, they are going to sacrifice her!! Lemon: Who are going to kill who now again? Pecko: Miss Lind Tell sir, the monks are going to kill her! Lemon: Who?..Eh, nevermind, monks you say? Maybe the khyber dragonshard is in that place! Teleport me there Pecko! Pecko: Yes mister Mossman sir!! --- Brother Dragonbreath Stop squirming when I'm trying to flay your skin off!! Stupid woman, start behaving!! Brother Bearhug: Yeah, why can't you behave like the rest of the sacrifices? Lind: Lemon, why have you abbandoned me T_T? Suddenly something goes POP! and in a glimmer of arcane forces, Lemon and Pecko appears out of nowhere! Lind: Lemon, you came to save me:love: !! Lemon: huh, how could I miss this room? Oh, there's the dragonshard! It's lodged to that sacrificial dagger! Brother Dragonbreath: What, this one? Lemon: Gimme! Brother Dragonbreath No, what are you doing?!! The two starts to dramatically struggle for the dagger. Pecko: Don't worry miss Tell ma'am, I'll save you! The little runt starts fiddling with the locks to Lind's chains. |
| rampant08-02-07, 03:12 PM | OOC: Who's Pecko?:confused: ----------------------------------- Teiza - *scribbling on a notepad* Hmmmmm If I can reset the flow here, and reshape that, then maybe I can, Oh crap I forgot to carry a two here and....Whoa...well if this doesn't put me up a semester or two nothing will. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-02-07, 04:08 PM | Peco: Puku? (http://gregpinto91.free.fr/bof3/peco.jpg) OOKaizer: No, not you. Peco: :zzz: |
| rampant08-02-07, 06:33 PM | Tirmek - Hello Ladies, how are you two today.:D Sarah - He's entirely too pleased with himself. Elina - What now? Tirmek - Well its time to start looking into the advanced classes. Elina - Groan Sarah - :weep: Tirmek - Oh don't be so melodramatic. The worst is over, we've completed the minimums for the school and most of the basics for our disciplines, now we get to have some fun. Sarah - You know what would be a lot of fun?:smirk: Tirmek - *call spritz bottle* Down *spritzspritz* Sarah - :hides: Tirmek - Seriously We're talking classes like Advanced Item manipulation, 20,000 uses for a rubber chicken, information networking, large group tactics (lab), small group tactics (lab), oh and by the way the sub-disciplines come into play. Elina - Sub-disciplines? Tirmek - Ok You're a Blade weaver, Sarah's a Berzerker, I'm an Adept, Sithis is an Eldritch, Gaz/Esabar are/is (a) Seeker(s) , those are the disciplines. A sub-discipline is a descriptor, For instance if Elina was to begin taking some of old red-beard's classes she'd go on record as having a sub-discipline of Fire manipulation. Or if Sarah took all of the advanced item manipulation classes she'd be a Berserker with Sub Discipline gear control. Many times the Sub discipline and the Discppline get shortened into each other. So in our earlier example of Elina taking an interest in fire, she'd be refered to colloquiolly as a Flameweaver. |
| Paulon08-02-07, 10:16 PM | OOPaulon: So using that example Sarah would be referred to as a 'Besergear'? |
| rampant08-02-07, 10:41 PM | OOC: That sounds about right Paulon. Of course if they demonstrate to a panel of judges that they have woven their shadow abilities into their primary discipline they can use that as a sub-discipline. Lets them redirect their energies elsewhere, or go for the tri-fecta rating if they do both. But that's Kaizer's decision. Who can send me a Pm if he has any questions. Kale and Ratslinky might want to shoot me a line as well. ---------------------------- Sarah - 20,000 uses for a rubber chicken? Tirmek - Forbes has a sense of humor apperently. Either that or the prof has dirt on the old snake. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-03-07, 06:07 AM | Tirmek - ……Either that or the prof has dirt on the old snake. 13: My money's on dirt. :devil: |
| Papermonday08-03-07, 09:04 AM | OOC: Who's Pecko? Lemon: Arg!!! Back to square one! And this time I don't even have a proper clothes >.<!! Oh well, I suppose I should find that little punk that has beed teleporting me...Where am I? Oh shi- I'm lost!.. Oh well, I suppose any direction will suffice in that case. A few days earlier, in one of house Orien's estates. Maid: Master Pecksworth, master Pecksworth, where are you? You're late to your classes in proffesion: Bloodsucking worldspanning corporation management! In the courtyard the young Pecksworth D'Orien has hidden himself in a tree. Pecksworth D'Orien: Ugh, homeschooling is so boring T_T. Why do I have to stay at home to study while everyone else gets to play, just because I manifested these dragonmarks?! Suddenly a stranger jumps up in the tree and slaps his palm at Pecksworth's forehead. ???: Gotcha punk! Now you got a mark of justice on your forehead. If you move two square kilometres a<way from me you'll die! Now take me to the Eldeen Reaches! Pucksworth: For real?! Whooohooo!!. ???: Wha? ---- Now back to the story at hand. Lemon: Plot powers, activate! Brother Dragonbreath: Your activating what? Lemon suddenly grabs brother Dragonbreath in his collar, rolls on his back dragging brother Dragonbreath with him and thanks to the momentum gained by the backflip, Lemon throws brother Dragonbreath into the hole with magma. Lemon. Hah, gotcha! Now, where did that dagger go... Oh no freaking way, he was still clutching on to the dagger?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaargh!! The rest of the monks: Oh my Mockery, they killed brother Dragonbreath!! You bastards!! While Lemon is fighting the rest of the monks. Pecko finnally unlocks the chains. Lind: Thank you Pecko! I owe you one! Pecko: It was my sworn duty to protect you miss Tell ma'am! Suddenly two monks starts enclosing on the two of them instead of trying to subdue the raging Lemon. Lind: Eeeeek!! Lemon help, we're in danger!! ... Lind: Ehmm, EEEEEEEK, we're in danger Lemon!!! ... Lind::tantrum: :headexplo I said EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK, we're in ****ing danger you douchebag!!!!! The sound of her scream Brother Ostrichheadbutt's glaces break, stuns the two attacking monks, creates some distant cave ins and scares Lemon enough to make him lose his barbarian rage. Pecko: Wow miss Lind ma'am, you can really scream like a girl! |
| rampant08-03-07, 06:43 PM | Serene - Ok listen hun, I know you're anxious, but you can't carry me everywhere for the next 15 months you can forget it! Satnak - but- Serene - No, buts!...except yours in that cute little number I brought back from the store. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-03-07, 07:05 PM | Serene - No, buts!...except yours in that cute little number I brought back from the store. Inevitable of bad puns: Don't think just because you are an über that I won't come after you. |
| rampant08-03-07, 07:11 PM | Serene - I'm not an uber, now go away, we're busy. Silver - Move it! Inevitable of Bad Puns (Xanthoxus) - Ow my ear! |
| Rei3249108-03-07, 07:20 PM | Inevitable of Bad Puns (Xanthoxus) - Ow my ear!OOC: :confused: The Inevitable of bad puns has no name or form (possibly an egg), so it can't have puns made out of them. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-03-07, 07:22 PM | OOC: Grrrrrr! Wrong name again! Screw it this time. I'm not changing it. OORei: You're just jealous of my awesome screenname. :P :mad: |
| rampant08-03-07, 07:40 PM | OOC: I forgot the no name part so I made up one. ---------------------------------------------------------- Tirmek - Hey look at this they have courses for learning beholder magic. Elina - Why do you care? Tirmek - Well I've got 3+something cousins with 13 eyes, maybe they'd like to... um never mind. Sarah - What? Tirmek - Apperently putting out an eye is required. Elina - Ick! Tirmek - Hmmmmm I think I'll go plant, my mother is always on me to take up botany. Sarah - So this mean you're gonna pick up some divine spell-casting? Tirmek - Um...no, the class is an older one so there are plenty of powers developed for it. I'll just need to get a hold of them. You need any help picking out a Sub-discipline while I've got the book out? |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-04-07, 11:40 AM | OOC: I forgot to mention I did a bit of cleanup on the Wiki Character page. Not much else yet, but I'll get to it eventually. Terra: :rolleyes: Suuuure you will. Quiet you. Dead people don't talk. Terra: I'm not dead. Yes you are. Terra: I'm getting better. In about ten thousand years maybe, so just stay there and be dead like a good main character nobly giving her life to save the world. Terra: :raincloud *a small fiendish black rabbit can be seen in the shadows, slowly tapping a scythe against it's other paw and glaring at the entity in possible annoyance* IC: Sarah: Is there anything like "20,000 Ways to Eat Random Ninjas"? :drool: Tirmek: :rolleyes: Why am I not surprised? Not really, but there is a Sub-discipline in counter-intelligence. It's kind of the same thing, only a much broader skill set. You've already got the Listen and Spot checks for it. Gotta work on the Sense Motive, though. You'd be taking courses in advanced energitic techniques, mind-sifting, and recognition training. You'd need a deeper understanding of Disguise tricks, probably something to help you harness your natual shapeshifting but also things like make-up use. Sarah: :blink: *stares at Tirmek for a moment* :devil: Tirmek: *anime sweatdrop* Elina: :D I think you've been drafted as help in that one. Tirmek: What about you? Elina: I'm gonna go for a tri-fecta. I've been integrating my shadow abilities for years. Aside from a bit of refinement, it shouldn't be too hard to demonstrate it as a Sub. But...er...I... Tirmek: :confused: Why so nervous all of a sudden? Elina: It's a bit embarrasing. You remember what happened with the Shadow, right? Tirmek: I'd be hard pressed not to. Aunt Satnak been making you take advanced courses to resist possession ever since. Elina: :embarrass Eh heh... Well, I've been more than a little skittish about using or developing any techniques related to my close connection to spirits. After Mom died, I started thinking that ignoring it wasn't a good idea, since it might be used against me if I don't work to control it better. Tirmek: :P About time. Elina: I've noticed two distinct categories I can sense. The first you know of, the soul fragments and such. The Island is fairly free of them, since not many people die there. The second is place memories. A kind of imprint of a person's emotions or soul left on a location after a powerful or traumatic event, like death, or repeated smaller but similar events like the arena or the medical ward. Tirmek: Well, for imprinted stuff like that, I thnk you'd want to go for Aura. You'd learn to better read auras, mask/un-mask your own, and highten your alertness and insight into them. From how you're describing it, it'd probably be your best bet. |
| rampant08-04-07, 02:30 PM | Tirmek - Hey Sarah why don't you try to get your shadow declared a sub? its a bit of a hassle, but its worth it. Sarah - I'll think about it. Tirmek - Ok Elina you'll need to talk to Tolos about getting a panel together. You need Tolos, since he's the master of your primary discipline, someone of a similar mastery, say the water or plant teacher, and one other. Sarah - Three judges for the entrance exams, three for the tournaments, three for the races, three for this. Tirmek - Its a good system. Elina - What did the other's pick? Tirmek - Haven't gotten ahold of Gaz/Esabar, but Sithis is likely to get picked for Chronox. Elina - I thought we did the choosing? Tirmek - Yeah well the Chronox tend to cheat causality a little. Talking to them is pretty effing weird. |
| urial angel of death08-04-07, 02:46 PM | OOC: Kaizer as you have been whining about your google foo abilities not being up to snuff I will be giving you a copy of my entire rpg motivational poster collection next time I come over |
| Charles Phipps08-04-07, 02:57 PM | And what has been Lilly up to all this time.... Lilly: Man, I wish I had a school as neat as Sarah and Elina did. *An owl passes over Lilly's head and drops a letter* *Lilly pulls his his crossbow out and bolts a bolt into it* *The owl hits the ground with a thump* Lilly: Yeah! That's right! Think you can take a crazzap on me do you! Elina: Lilly! It's a letter. Lilly: The owl crazzaps letters? Elina: *opens it up* Lilly, it says you've been accepted at Arcanix. Lilly: Wha? Elina: The Aundair School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Lilly: What? To burn it down? Elina: Lilly! This is a great honor! Lilly: Your definition of honor and mine differ tremendously. I'm already a great wizard. Elina: You could be an even GREATER one. Lilly: *Sigh* This is where we have the talk about the fact I just sit around your room and play video games isn't it? Elina: It's been quite a while Lilly.... Lilly: :rollseyes: FINNNNEee. I'll go enroll in the crappy Prep-School for rich kids. I'm going to be better than everyone though. Elina: You barely qualified according this letter. Lilly: WHAT!? Those :censored:! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-04-07, 03:34 PM | Elina: In fact they say that the only reason they're even considering you is that you're next in line for King Steve's throne and that they're hoping to brainwash you into killing him and taking over. Lilly: Ah, I can't wait to be king… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slw8tTRL7Hk&mode=related&search=) Elina: Hello, did you even hear what I just said? Lilly: My first act as king will be to invade Aundair and introduce them to Brelish food. Elina: They actually mention it right here in the letter. Lilly: I'm sure that'll wipe the pretentious looks off their faces. Frogs and snails…honestly… Elina: But that does show they know who they're dealing with. Lilly: They need some good old-fashioned fried pig skin! Silver: Not caring what the other person is saying: the key to a successful relationship! :D *********** Deep in the bowels of Arcanix………… Severed Snake: Ah, the invitation has been sent out, and soon that boorish country shall be under my control. Now, I just need some flunkies to take care of that cursed heir— Just then three students, Drake ir'Malfic and his two henchmen Crab and Gargoyle, fall through the trapdoor in Snake's ceiling. Drake: I apologize, professor. We weren't doing anything— Snake: Ah ha, my favorite pupil. So this is how you get all the answers to my tests. (i.h.h. As if I didn't know from experience.) Hmm, now what would be a fitting punishment? Drake: :eek: Please, sir, we'll do anything. Snake: ……………………All right, I have a job for you three. There is a new student coming to this school, and I need you to make sure he has……an unfortunate incident. Can you handle that. Drake: Yes sir. Snake: Good. Just…be prepared…… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtwVy5-fNYo) |
| rampant08-04-07, 03:46 PM | Tirmek - Its not too late to have him neutered. |
| Charles Phipps08-04-07, 04:35 PM | OOC: Lilly is next in line to Breland's throne? Christ, that country just can't catch a break. |
| rampant08-04-07, 04:40 PM | OOC: What Happened to Evil Princess Sara? |
| Charles Phipps08-04-07, 04:46 PM | OOC: What Happened to Evil Princess Sara? OOC: Evil Princess Samantha became a Vampiress that sort of removed her from the running to be Queen. Though, she was briefly Ruler of Aerenal, Valenar and Thrane in a golden age of peace and harmony for both. Now she spends most of her time in an ambiguous relationship with Jaela and Rose at their floating Citadel. |
| rampant08-04-07, 05:01 PM | Lily - I've already appointed my court. Tirmek - Hold on a minute let me go get a fruit cup, comedy always makes me hungry. Lily - Ready? Tirmek - Sure Lily - My treasurer who Would never embezzle money for his own ends, squishy Squishy *holding a large bag labled Breland Mint* - Um I'm just inspecting this. Lily - My respectful and diplomatic minister of foreign affairs Kithle. Kithle - *holding up a banner that says Q'barra sucks* :D Lily - My right-hand-man and faithful advisor Ivy. Ivy - *hiding a document labled: "Plan to overthrow Lily" behind his back* Hi Tirmek - :rofl: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-04-07, 05:02 PM | OOC: Lilly is next in line to Breland's throne? OOC: You actually made that official at the beginning of this thread. We've just got some good King Lilly material to throw around. |
| Charles Phipps08-04-07, 05:09 PM | OOC: You actually made that official at the beginning of this thread. We've just got some good King Lilly material to throw around. Silence you and your expecting me to remember my own stuff! |
| rampant08-04-07, 08:00 PM | Sithis awakes to find a pristine envelope addressed to him. Sithis opens the envelope to find a form missing the top right corner with a coffee stain. Sithis - Huh? Sithis looks to the discarded envelope he sees Xiath mauling it viciously. Ketty finds her daughter and spills coffee on the envelope as she scoops up the struggling half-dragon child. Sithis - ...Ok causality is someone's :censored: apperently. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-04-07, 08:34 PM | Sithis - ...Ok causality is someone's :censored: apperently. Commentary Crew: :D |
| rampant08-04-07, 11:41 PM | Tolos - Ok Ladies its very simple demonstrate your ability with your shadow arts, then show them in conjuction with your primary Disciplines. Levy - Sarah I know you're getting into your basic disguises class, but stop futzing with Tirmek's lipstick. Cheerleader Tirmek - Thank you. Ex-Admiral of the 9th fleet Lord Adinmar - Elina Bradford will go first. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-05-07, 01:17 AM | Sarah: :D No pressure. Elina: :bored: You're doing this later, funny girl. OOC: I'm working on it. What I have at the moment just wouldn't be very interesting to anyone, even if I exclude the Commentary Crew's opinion of displays of combat just because we can (j/k :D). I'll have plenty of time tomorrow, so please be patient. :bigeyes: |
| Ultimatecalibur08-05-07, 03:21 AM | ***Later that day after all classes and testing has been completed*** A strange motorcycle with horse like designs flies in and lands on top of Tirmek. The rider is wearing an insect like helmet that totally conceals his face. Masked Rider: Hello, I am here to pick up Lilly Galan. I was told he would be around here at this time. Lilly: That's me. Who are you and why are you looking for me? The Masked Rider removes his helmet revealing a bishonen asian man. Formerly Masked Rider: Oh good. My name is Nakajima Akemi and I am a teacher at the Aundair School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I was sent to pick you up. Ivy: You look familiar, but I just can't place you. Tirmek crawls out from underneath the motorcycle. Stands up, dusts himself off, and looks at Nakajima. Tirmek: Who do you think... Hey I know you!! Prepare to die. Tirmek begins to unleash a storm of attacks. As each one misses, Tirmek only gets angrier. Lilly: Well, Tirmek seems to know him. OOC: Nakajima has appeared in FF before. During this time he made an anti-pass at Terra, crashed a wedding, hummilated Great Old Ones, ordered Sarah and Elina around, and was a pain in the rear to Tirmek. |
| rampant08-05-07, 03:56 AM | Tirmek - You know what screw it Take the spoony little wimp! Nakajima - But what about our grudge? Tirmek - I figure foisting you two on each other is the perfect revenge. I never want to see this lamo on this campus again! You either mister I'm too good for the pparking spaces 20 freaking feet away! Lily - Speaking Of which why Am I always getting kicked off campus? Tirmek - Because you don't attend our school. Lily - Neither does Ivy. Elina - Ivy doesn't get caught in the girls locker room. :mad: |
| Ultimatecalibur08-05-07, 04:47 AM | Lilly hops into to the motorcycles sidecar. Lilly: Lets go. I want to be king asap. Nakajima: One second. Nakajima looks at Tirmek and smiles. Nakajima: :devil: ActionSet(Tirmek) : "Pantie Raid" Tirmek: Huh? What? Tirmek turns and heads toward the Girl's locker room looking very confused. Nakajima then looking over at Elina and developes a perverted look on his face. Elina: This can't be good. Nakajima: Action(Elina) : Perform(striptease) Elina surprised, begins removing her clothes in an erotic fashion. Elina: Hey? What? I can't control myself? ARRGH!!! Now I remember you! You are that guy that can order people around! Lilly: :ayyyy!: Nice! Can I learn to do that? Nakajima (starting up the motorcycle): Yes, if you take the right classes. Nakajima and Lilly fly off into the clouds. ***Short while later; Over the ocean*** Lilly (looking bored): Bored, bored, bored. How long until we get there? Nakajima: A couple hours. Though I am planing to buzz a few towns once we get over land. Lilly (still looking bored): That's cool. Your a teacher, right? So, what courses do you teach? Nakajima: Lets see. There is Truename Magic. Lilly: That's the stuff you used on Tirmek and my girlfriend, correct? Nakajima: Yes, then there is Offense and Defense against the Dark Arts... Lilly: That sounds interesting. Nakajima: Demon summoning and slaying... Lilly: Both courses? Nakajima: No, they are just one course. I also teach the Leadership classes, Contract Making and several elective classes, my favorite is the courses on being a master pervert. Lilly: Have you read "The Untapped Potential of Magic and Uberization During :pile: : The Professional's How-To Guide, inspired by Terra and Lisa and enhanced by Satnak and Serene"? Nakajima: Read it? That's the primary textbook for those classes. |
| rampant08-05-07, 04:54 AM | Sarah - I knew holding onto a reversal charm would be a good idea. Tirmek - Oh good you can stop this before it gets akward. Sarah - :smirk: Not that kind of reversal. Tirmek - GAH! (starts dancing) Elina - *leers while getting her clothes back on* Sarah - *Just leers* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-05-07, 09:14 AM | Nakajima: …my favorite is the courses on being a master pervert. Lilly: Hey, you know I thought this was going to be a boring place. I mean, wizards are usually stuffy old men who in between their "senior moments" are obsessed only with research. Nakajima: Oh, that's the old generation. The new one is made up entirely of nerds… Lilly:…who constanly seek ways to see women naked! :D I'll fit right in. Nakajima: I should warn you, though, this being Aundair certain of the faculty are pretentious snobs who want nothing more than to whip us all into their shape. Particularly watch out for the one known as Severed Snake. Lilly: Severed Snake?……:thinks: He wouldn't happen to be related to a Solid Snake, would he? Nakajima: That's his cooler Dark Lantern half-brother. *********** Scias goes out to check the mail. Among the letters and bills is a gilded envelope addressed to him. Dear Master Thief, Your skill has been recognized as among the best in the world. All that is left is to choose from which among the greatest is King. Therefore you are cordially invited to participate in the Coronation Challenge…… Scias: :w00t: |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-05-07, 11:18 AM | Nakajima: :devil: ActionSet(Tirmek) : "Pantie Raid" Nakajima: Action(Elina) : Perform(striptease) OOC: :bored: Sorry, I just don't find that amusing. |
| Charles Phipps08-05-07, 12:50 PM | OOC: It's funny if you imagine they can't see anything because her strip tease includeds hammering them. ;-) |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-05-07, 01:21 PM | OOC: It's less in relation to what they're doing, and more about the "can't do jack to resist it". Compulsions via cuteness are funny but don't always work, and compulsions via evil are not but can still be resisted. Nakajima says, they do it. No questions asked, no chance for refusal, no counter, no breaking out of it. It's just not funny that way. |
| Papermonday08-05-07, 01:31 PM | Lemon:...Whooooaaaa, my head:blink:! What happened?! Lind: Well, after I screamed you jumped two metres into the air and screamed Mom I'm so sorry!!!, and when you did that you hit your head on a alcove. And oh, some of the monks started beating at you. Lemon: Why haven't Pecko teleported us out of here yet? Lind: The monks drugged him. Pecko: Whoooooaaaaa, my hands:blink:! They are soooo big!!...Whoooooaaaa, just look at them:blink:! Lemon: Heh, well, that is kinda funny. Brother Ostrichheadbutt: Silence fools!! The death of brother Dragonbreath was a great tragedy, and you will not disturb our mourning! Lemon: holy crap, he's walking on the roof!! Lind...idiot -_-;; Lemon looks down on the floor and notices that they are hung upside down in a pair of chains. Outside of the cell a pair of voices can be heard Mysterious Elf: Does the brotherhood have the items we are searching for? Brother Bearhug: Yes. If you could please follow me this way and we'll start the barging. May I ask you what you're going to do with so many khyber dragonshards? Mysterious Elf: That does not concern you the least my dear Bearhug. Brother Bearhug: That's brother Bearhug. Suddenly a voice fills the head of Lemon. An image of Brickson appears. Brickson: Lemon, please hurry. Andrea is frustrated by your delay. She's currently trying to take out her frustration on Ilt. Ilt sends his best regards. Lemon: Bricky, is that you?! I'm in trouble! I'd need some help here! Lind: Who the hell are you talking with? Brickson:...Understood. Brickson disappears. Suddenly a flash of arcane powers fill the room Brickson teleports in. Brother Ostrichheadbutt: What the he-?! Brickson: Stone to mud. The monk sinks down in hole of mud. Lemon: Alright! Paybacktime! |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-05-07, 02:50 PM | Elina pulled a rock from her pocket, showing it to the observers before crushing it. The fragments did not fall, but rather the entire thing reformed into an intricately designed sword. Swinging her new blade, it again transformed, this time into a spear. With each motion, she created a different weapon out of the last, switching between chains, whips, daggers, clubs, and more. When she created a halberd, she snapped it two. The supposedly solid weapon was hollow, the original rock not possessing nearly enough material to make such a large weapon. Holding one end above the other, thin links of shadowmatter latched onto each broken end and reattached them with nary a mark remaining. Forming a mindblade, she tossed the halberd in the air, slicing upwards and connecting with the polearm. The slice did nothing but nick it, the halberd now reinforced with shadowmatter. Grabbing the weapon again, she turned it back into the same rock she had shown them at the start before putting it away. Splitting in two, one formed mindblades and attacked while the other remained perfectly still. The blades passed through her, her body seeming to flow around them. Backing off, the attacking one began infusing spells to her mindblades. The lightning shuriken struck dead on, immediately going after the three or four others that appeared at the time. With each hit, another appeared, the spell used to minimal effect. Ice whips, fire blades, acid flails, each one potentially devistating, were all wasted in a futile pursuit of a target who could potentially be where she wanted to be in an instant. The attacker then switched to shadowmatter. About a dozen shadow tentacles arced out, striking the doubles. This time, no new ones appeared, and all but one vanished. The last two rejoined, and Elina reformed her mindblades. The glowing blades of pink mental energy turned black as she infused shadow, forming it into a greataxe. Summoning another doppleganger, she swung. When the double blocked with her mindblade, she instantly caught fire from the Flame Blade Elina had added as well. Shifting to a scythe, she swung again as her double produced a shortsword. Upon connecting, the metal blade rusted away via the Rusting Grasp infused in the scythe. Pulling out a broadsword, the double blocked the strike from Elina's new shadow mace. The blade froze to her hand when the Chill Metal took effect. Creating another dozen or so doubles, Elina switched to a sling. Whipping a ball of shadowmatter at one of the doubles as it attacked, she ducked. On contact, the ball detonated, sending spikes of lightning-laced shrapnel in all directions, taking each double with it. Tolos: All right, all right, that's plenty. OOC: There you go, rampant. Hope that's what you were looking for. |
| rampant08-05-07, 04:45 PM | Lord Adinmar - Elina will be credited with the shadow sub-discipline, Sarah Hopeforge it is your turn. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-05-07, 04:54 PM | [over-the-top action description] Bunny: You know a good nuke would cause that much destruction in a fraction of the time. |
| rampant08-05-07, 05:01 PM | OORampant - But then you don't get that visceral feeling from inflicting death yourself, its those personal touches that make death a once in a lifetime event. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-05-07, 05:41 PM | OORampant - But then you don't get that visceral feeling from inflicting death yourself, its those personal touches that make death a once in a lifetime event. Bunny (speaking faux-nice): Hello, this is death talking. Why would I give a :censored:? |
| rampant08-05-07, 06:03 PM | OORampant - Because your employees work better when they enjoy it. That and overusing nukes just leaves you with cockroaches and those never EFFING DIE! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-05-07, 06:33 PM | OORampant - Because your employees work better when they enjoy it. That and overusing nukes just leaves you with cockroaches and those never EFFING DIE! Bunny: And then they get to enjoying it too much, and then they start deciding that killing fast isn't fun, and then it's not death, just "OH GOD, THE PAIN!" |
| urial angel of death08-05-07, 06:51 PM | Lenneth: Daddy do we get to go to the Island with cousins Nina, Scias, Momo, and Deis; as well as Aunties Sarah and Elina. Volrath: Nope your grandfather was able to spring for the greatest school for the dark arts in existance Miskatonic University (http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/223/00miskatonic0ib.jpg). Lenneth: Doesn't nephew Kerrith work there? Volrath: At the moment. :D -------------- Kerrith: *staring down huge monster* Achoo! |
| urial angel of death08-05-07, 08:25 PM | After about ten minutes of Mythos slaughter in Antartica. Satnak: *blast* This isn't *block* getting us anywhere. Izzy: *slice* Right *stab* New plan. Izzy gabs onto Satnak and they teleport to outside of the ring of monsters. Satnak: What the hell!? Izzy: Void-jump. Have you ever read a Wrinkle in Time? Satnak: No. Izzy: Then it would take to long to explain. After a few more jumps Izzy and Satnak are right next to Devon. Devon: ****! The end result is similar to what happens to anyone within melee reach of Scar, and low touch AC. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-05-07, 09:02 PM | Satnak: *shakes the brain-goo off her hand* Ick. Now he can't summon anymore, but there's still the other things to take care o- Nina: Dismissal The mythos monsters disappear in a flash of magic. Satnak: :confused: Izzy: You're pushing yourself too hard, Nina. You're not in any condition to do so much so fast. Nina: You and I are merely guides, Izzy. Whether we survive is not important, as we cannot stem this tide without them. Izzy: So you're willing to sacrifice yourself so long as they succeed? Nina: ;) Haven't I always been? Izzy: You know, you're almost as bad as she was. *points at Lisa* Lisa: :confused: What'd I do now? Michael: I'm more concerned with why we're not red stains right now. V: :P A Wizard did it. Nina: Cleric, but you were close. |
| rampant08-05-07, 10:22 PM | Cheerleader Tirmek - :cheer: Go go go Sarah! Go Sarah! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!:cheer: Elina - *Facepalm* Sarah - :D Elina - You're up Stop Staring at her legs and get this done. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-06-07, 12:20 AM | Sarah: You're mean, you know that? Elina: :D I went first, so I got first dibs on all the cool moves. Sarah: You know what I need, right? Elina: :rolleyes: They're on their way. Standing before the observers, Sarah split into multiple forms, each of which melded into different parts of the room. Moments went by, and nothing happened, till a puff of smoke signalled the entrance of the second key player. Random Ninja: *bows* Hai. *looks around* ...wait a minute. I know this place... :mymy: *crushing fear* OH GODS N-! *SCENE OF HORRIBLE DISMEMBERMENT AND EXCESSIVE GORE DELETED DUE TO CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYONE* ----- Bunny: :w00t: Silver: :bored: Why does he get to see it and I don't? 13: :D My filter works that way for you two and :pile:. ----- Levy: *scribbling furiously* :D Four hundred and sixty seven ways to kill an NPC with your pinky. Tirmek: *whispers* Psst! Sarah, not now! Sarah: :confused: *stops digging* ...oh yeah. Splitting again, one disappeared, preparing to hunt the other. When she emerged from the shadows behind her prey, a wall of shadowmatter appeared between them. Instead of hitting, she dove into it, reappearing from the opposite side of the room, still charging. Shadow spikes rained down on her as she knocked them away with shadow tentacles. The target turned to shadowmatter, her attacker passing straight through her before resuming normal form. A howl signalled Sarah's rage as her attacking double turned hybrid. Lightning crackled about one of her paws, freezing air poured from the other as she randomly shadow warped about the room. The prey double failed to react in time as Sarah came up from the floor, first freezing her double then shattering it with high voltage electricity. The shadowmatter flowed out from each piece, reforming quickly. Elina: :cool: Liquid metal. Tirmek: *groan* How many times must you make that joke? The attack resumed, the prey again allowing the hunter to pass through her in shadow form. This time, however, several shadow tentacles shot out from Sarah's back, wrapping themselves around her double just as she returned to normal. With a hard yank, Sarah propelled herself back towards her double while simultaniously pulling her prey off balance and unguarded towards her. *KRAPOW* Tirmek: *wince* Oh, man. I saw her do that to Sagas once when he wouldn't shut up about me not "showing him enough respect". Sarah, now back in normal form, sits on her haunches before the panel, wagging furiously. |
| rampant08-06-07, 01:03 AM | Lord Adinmar - Sarah will be accredited with the shadow sub-discipline. Also note, please stop burying your food in the greenhouses, Prof. Atsev has been complaining about finding shurikan in the posies. Tirmek - I found a katana in my carrot patch. |
| ratslinky08-06-07, 03:58 AM | Gaz: Well I think I'll go wiht some sort of illusion tactic and combine that with my doppleganger Es's precognition should make a nice sub-discipline |
| rampant08-06-07, 05:27 PM | Tirmek - Hmmm well You're already studying as a seeker, basically a fancy word for person who finds stuff, in your case secrets. The precognitive department is... well if you don't know that you can't join. Gaz - dammit! Esabar - I got it. Gaz - What? Esabar - Just go where I tell you. |
| Charles Phipps08-06-07, 05:48 PM | Arcanix Lilly twiddles his thumbs as he joins the ranks of those being moved about the Hat of Sorting. Lilly then has the Hat plopped on his heads. Hat of Sorting: EH GODS MAN! Lilly: Hmmm? Hat of Sorting: What the Hell is wrong with you? Lilly: Something wrong? Hat of Sorting: Yer a frigging Psychopath, that's what's wrong with you! Lilly: I do what must be done. Hat of Sorting: What must be done according to a genocidal maniac! Lilly: I haven't killed that many people. Hat of Sorting: You've killed zip codes! Lilly: I haven't killed Tirmek....that many times. Hat of Sorting: Well, we have a house for wicked doers like you! Lilly: Cool! I get to depopulate it, right? Hat of Sorting: Wha? Lilly: Listen, if I get put into Slitherpin, then the next time class begins. I'll be the only student there. Hat of Sorting: That's insane! Lilly: Listen, I don't think the talking hat who makes moral judgements about a bunch of adolescents for the rest of their lives has the right to talk to me about psychology. Hat of Sorting: But if we can't put you in Slitherpin, where will I put you? Lilly: What's the hot girl House? Elina: *angry pom* Hat of Sorting: Hey, just because I'm not eating doesn't mean I can't look at the menu. Hat of Sorting: Where, they'res Ravenpaw, for geniuses. Lilly: That fits me. Hat of Sorting: On second thought, let's try Huff'n'puff. Lilly: What House is that? Hat of Sorting: The wuss Hou....GURK. Lilly is somehow strangling the hat so its little eyes are bulging out. Lilly: What was that? Hat of Sorting: YOU'RE HOUSE IS GRIFFINMOOR! A cheer goes up from Griffinmore as its clearly made up of psychotic looking future Paladins and Knights Arcane. |
| rampant08-06-07, 06:09 PM | Lily - Hey what are you doing? House Gnome - The spoons go in the pantry after the feasts. Other Griffinmoor - Haha you're spoony! Lily - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
| urial angel of death08-06-07, 06:43 PM | Shroedigger: *over communicator* Sir They're here! We need help! Squishy: Oh come now, shouldn't you be able to handle a few heroes on your own? Shroedigger: We don't have our weapons with us! Squishy: Well that is a problem then... I'll be sending over some Old-World Tech. Shroedigger: You're amazing sir. Squishy: You flatter me. But really, I'm just an ordinary guy. I put my pants on the same way anybody else does: I put a gun to the head of my manservant and bark Prussian military commands at him until the poor blighter either figures it out or watches his brains exit his forehead. Shroedigger: Really I've been doing it wrong this whole time. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-06-07, 06:50 PM | A cheer goes up from Griffinmore as its clearly made up of psychotic looking future Paladins and Knights Arcane. OOcat: Whew. I thought I was going to have to say it. Now just one thing to do to make sure we don't have a repeat of last time……… ********* Lord Deaththief [OOC: We're reasonably certain that Vol-de-mort would translate in French as Thief-of-death]: Ahhhhhhhhhh, I sssssssssee that the sssssssssssstone sssssssssssssseeker hassssssssss arrivvvvvvvvvvvved. Ssssssssssee to it that the item issssssssss sssssssssssstolen. Prof. Quibble: Yes, my lord. Lord Deaththief: And then oncccccccccccce I havvvvvvvvvve the philossssssssssssohper'sssssssssss ssssssssssssstone, I ssssssssssshall regain my…………What isssssssssssss thisssssssssssss black rabbit doing in—*GURK!* |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-06-07, 10:13 PM | Tirmek's dorm room Sarah: Wow, you've really settled in. Tirmek: I finally got everything unpacked yesterday. It took five gender shifts to get everything right. Sarah: I can tell. I really like the decor. Tirmek: :D Sarah: *sees a shiny gem mounted on the wall* Hey, what's this? *reads the plaque* "It took three years, but I got the bastard!" :confused: Tirmek: Oh yeah, I never told you about him. It was still pretty fresh when I met you both, so I didn't want to bring it up. Sarah: Who's "him"? Tirmek: The guy the Lords of Dust here sent to try and sway me to their evil designs. Kept appearing out of nowhere and narrating in order to confuse me. I trapped his soul in that crystal after he kept regenerating any time Mother killed him. *picks up an image crystal* Here, have a look. This one's where I learned about their plans to market me as the Knightmare Prince, except it took a bit to come up with the name. *Five year-old Bezen, Tellowas, and Tirmek in a kiddie pool* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJFB2YbiQ9Q)(OOC: It's Dr. Tran, so be warned. There, now you can't be mad. ;) ) Sarah: :eek: :mad: YOU HAVE AN ACTION FIGURE?! AND COLLECTABLE MERCHANDISE?! Tirmek: :gah: They're just a marketing ploy! I had no hand in it at all! Sarah: :( Awwwwww... I wanted a Tirmek-brand towel set... Tirmek: :blush: ----- Silver: :mad: What does it freaking take?! I'M NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, DAMMIT! 13: :D You're not getting any older, either. Silver: :rant: It wouldn't feel that way if they'd just START :pile:ING ALREADY!!!! Bunny: :bored: And people say I'm evil. You started the idea of "no sex before marriage" just to bug her didn't you? 13: :devil: Maaaaaaaaaybe. |
| rampant08-06-07, 10:35 PM | Silver - Remember when e got legalized dueling declared unlawful. Bunny - ... :headexplo: 13 - :devil: |
| Papermonday08-06-07, 11:36 PM | Brickson waves a bit with his hand and the prison cell door reshapes into a garden gnome. No, not that subspecies. Brickson walks out, leaving a trail of mud, confusion and drowning monks. Lemon: Let's search for that mysterious plot-device guy so I can get this queest over with! Lind: Help me with Pecko...Who was that Warforged? Lemon: A fellow redshirt of mine. I wonder how he could hear me? --- Ilt I sure hope Brickson finds teh dragonshard. Because I don't want to die a eight time!! Andrea: Shut up Ilt, all the pizza is gone and the preparations are completed. So please be silent and let me practise this new spell of mine. If it works, I'll be able to directly make living undead!! That way I won't have to kill them first!! --- Lemon: Crap I can't find my kukris >.<;;! Those were +1 you bastards! Lind: Here's a pair of throwing daggers! Lemon: A pair? Oh well, I'll figure something out...Gimme that rope. --- Inside the inner chambers. Mysterious elf: A pleasure doing business with you brother Bearhug. My leader will be very pleased. Suddenly Lemon, Lind and Pecko (still drugged) burst into the room. Lemon: Not so fast villian!! Lind: Oh my gods, what did you say?! I think a part of me died back there! Lemon. well I suppose it was kind of cliché... Lind: A little? Brother Bearhug: Silence. This is the last tine you mess with monks of mockery mister Mossman. Now you die! Lind: Not another one... Lemon suddenly throws a his new daggers at Bearhug. Bearhug easily dodges. Screaming a triumphant cry of victory, the monk rushes at Lemon. Only to fall flat on his nose entangled in a rope. Lemon pulls a little in another rope, in his left hand. Suddenly the second dagger flies back, straight into the head of the monk. Brother Bearhug: Hurk bleergh!! Suddenly two massive monks enter the room. Lemon: Oh shi- The two monks charge. In the next moment they charge into a dimensional portal. Brickson stands beside the dimensional portal. The two monks enter it and it closes behind them. They come out above a mudhole that didn't exist in the room a second ago. Lemon: Heh, thanks Bricky. Now for the dragonshard... Mysterious elf: I'm afraid not. The nation will be pleased with these. Say hi! The elf salutes Elf: Now take me to Valinor boy. Pecko (still drugged): Okay!! Bye Bye mister Mossman sir! The two disappear with teleport. Lemon: Crap. |
| rampant08-07-07, 03:28 AM | Tirmek - So Sarah how about you stay over tonight at my place and we run some sims. Sarah - Ooh game night! Can Elina come? She needs to relax abit. Tirmek - Sure (i.h.h. Dammit!) Silver - Dammit! Tirmek - I'll cook. Sarah - Yes, you will your chicken and tomato soup please. Tirmek - Absolutely (i.h.h. anything to avoid Elina's "after Spinach pizza breath") Sarah - What games? Tirmek - Well according to my information the top games out these days are: Overlords and Overdieties Sarah - Ooh I've heard of that one, it's a conquering game where you build an empire, train elite orders, create armies, and crush everyone that refuses your iron-fisted rule Tirmek - Circle 4 Sarah - Nice we have circle three at home, but who can resist even more futuristic mayhem in a world shaped like a donut. Tirmek - Last Legacy 24 Sarah - LLXXIV IS OUT! YAY! The latest in story-based role playing! Tirmek - Let me guess, you're going to have a new outfit you want me to use for the game. Sarah - What's the point of scantily clad main character archetypes if I can't get my boy/girlfriend to do a little cosplay:devil: Tirmek - Backppackcritters Adamantine and Mithral Sarah - Those take to long for a rental, and you can't access online mode until you finish the game's story mode. So Should I grab Our system..or... Tirmek Presses a button and his living room wall folds out to reveal a massive top- of the line entertainment system. Sarah - How did you afford all this? Tirmek - I bought a 20% share of Teiza's little company, the one she set up to sell those charms she designed. I sold 5% of that last month. Sarah - And it covered all this? Tirmek - No, but the interest from that allowed me to invest in a Xendrick expedition in your world, that brought back a couple massively valueable artifacts, I sold my claim on a few of the artifacts to the other investors and half of that covered this, the rest went back into the account with the money from the shares I sold. I even kept this cool little wand from the expidition, its an eternal wand of Hair to Fernisil. Sarah - Fernisil? Tirmek - The plant from which itch powder is derived. ------------------------------------------------ Kithle - Death Paper fetch me My watering pail, Its time to water the fernisil. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-07-07, 07:56 AM | Tirmek - Backppackcritters Adamantine and Mithral Box Text: Made by Carverco. Brella: Dun-dun-DUN! |
| urial angel of death08-07-07, 01:53 PM | Momo, Lilly, Tirmek storyline A shadow fell over Buenos Aires. It was cast by an object that filled every citizen able to see the skies with dread. They all felt a primal fear that had been incoded into their very souls thousands of years ago. It was the Forgotten Freedom Mk. III. |
| rampant08-07-07, 06:38 PM | Lily - Oh.....no Buttercup - whinny *i'm baaaaaaaaaack* Lily - Oh gods not this humiliation, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF EVIL-DOERS ON THE BASTARD CHILD OF A UNICORN AND A FEATHER DUSTER!. Buttercup - neigh *you need a familiar, you took the feat to combine familiar and paladin mount* Thorn - *nelson laugh* Lily - THis is just great! anyone else? Tirmek - Hi Lily - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *run's away* Thorn - *Takes off Tirmek mask* So worth three gold. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-07-07, 07:25 PM | Izzy: How's it look? Nina: *divining* Not good. They're strong enough to nearly block me out. Izzy: How many can there possibly be guarding that tablet? Nina: Let me just ask you this: Do we absolutely HAVE to get that tablet? Izzy: I'm afraid so. Nina: Then it's a good thing the barriers have weakened enough to give me Rezz spells again. Izzy: Oye... |
| Demonfey08-07-07, 07:59 PM | Ilt: Already done. Deadborn vultures. Andrea: Oh yeah...guess I'll content myself with redshirt chess then. Now who do I know that could use more attention... |
| rampant08-07-07, 08:19 PM | Maladren - I could really use a hand with these brats! Schroedigger - I want a cookie! Cole - Kill it with fire! A.W.L. - I don't wanna take a nap mommy. Maladren - I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER! Poppy - Mommy! |
| Demonfey08-07-07, 08:39 PM | Ilt: THANK YOU, PLOT DEVICE! He dives into the scene above this post. Cole: Kill him with fire! A.W.L: I wanna eat him! Schroedigger: I bet he tastes like chicken. Poppy: Poke. Ilt: Just like my siblings. Now where did I put those tranq darts... |
| rampant08-07-07, 09:09 PM | Ilt - You realize she isn't your mother right? Schroedigger - Well Poppy might believe that, but the rest of us are just trying to see how far we can take it before she snaps. Ilt - Wow, exactly like my siblings. |
| Demonfey08-07-07, 09:19 PM | Ilt-Now, what would Uncle Karrj do? Maladren-Uncle Karrj? Ilt-He runs the younger ones through small adventures, getting them ready for the real thing when they're on their own. Made a good sized fortune that way. For the record, Uncle Karrj (http://www.abandonia.com/images/games/Duck%20Tales1.png) |
| rampant08-07-07, 10:52 PM | Sarah - Hey fuzzy butt! Tirmek - Hello love, Hey Elina. Elina - I smell soup. Sarah - Tomato and chicken Elina - Ooh Tirmek - Ladies the soup needs to sit abit, go ahead and set up the games. ------------ Sitting/entertainment zone Elina - Wow Tirmek really did a good job with this place. Sarah - Yeah he/she really has a handle on keeping house. Elina - Good thing too, you're hopeless at that stuff. Sarah - Hey! Elina - Did you get to break in the bedroom :smirk: Sarah - *sigh* no SIlver - :rant: Elina - Geeze old fashioned much? Sarah - You know how the clans are about mating rituals. Tirmek - (From the kitchen) Soup's ready! Elina - We got O&O running. Tirmek - Set me up on the south most seaboard. ---------------------------------------------------------- Satnak - Ok we got baby powder, diapers, a crib...baby stuff...blah....blah....etc. Dorvos - Hmmmmm (i don't remember her getting this neurotic about the twins) Serene - that's because she had the twins keeping her busy, Teiza has always been like that, I mean always, and trust me Corre has never been able to stand still. Dorvos - hmmmmm (so glad I'm not a girl) Serene - Oh :devil: don't get comfortable sweetie, like Grandpa keeps telling you. Our family isn't actually limited by our apperent genders. Dorvos - hmmm (so?) Serene - Think about that very hard for a minute. Dorvos - :lightbulb :mymy: :OMG! |
| rampant08-08-07, 03:14 AM | Overlords & Over dieties Elina - Ok so apperently he does have a bit of the Rakshasa lust for conquest. Tirmek - And my Catapult knights take your last Fortress. Sarah - :confused: How did I lose to a bunch of idiots in giant bowling balls? --------------------------------------------------------------- Last Legacy 24 Sarah - Wow this game is amazing! Elina - What's amazing is what you got Tirmek to wear. Tirmek - http://www.fiu.edu/~aganime/images/mascot/large/catgirl.jpg I feel pretty Sarah - You look it love. Doesn't she look just like the main character? Elina - Ugh another pretty girl assasin! Why doesn't this series ever cast guys as main characters, I want freaking eye candy on the overworld map. ----------------------- OOC: Feel free to post about the game night guys. --------------------------------------------------------- Lily - "all-girl-sleepover-senses-tingling" |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-08-07, 08:34 AM | Scias bursts in and thrusts the competition invite into Elina's hands. Elina: *reads*……………………:bored: It's a trap. Scias: *whine* :bigeyes: Elina: That's not gonna………………:twitch: Scias: :bigeyes: Elina: :twitch: Must…not…crack…must… Scias: *beg* :bigeyes: Elina: :twitch:………………………………:headexplo Oh all right! You can go! Scias: ARF! *furious face licking* Elina: Hey, cut that out! *THUMP* Elina: :confused: (looks over to find Sarah and Trimek passed out from the saccrine overload) |
| Papermonday08-08-07, 11:33 AM | In a top secret military base, somewhere in Valinor. Militant elf 1: Hi my leader! Militant elf 2: Hi my leader! The two salutes each others. Their little ritual is suddenly disturbed a little sound going POP!. Between them appears Lemon, Brickson and Lind. The two elves spontaniously die by heartattacks. Lind: You got it right on the first try?! And why are these guy dead. Lemon: How unexpexted. You'd think that a bard would know this. Lind: Know what? Lemon: Plotpower. We simply do what plotpower requirs from us. We are one with it. Not to mention that Papermonday is getting tired of writting long post about how we arrive and what we do and whom we fight, so he just skips the uninteresting parts. Lind...Papermonday, what hell? Lemon: He's all around us, a part of us. He is what we call metagaming, and omnipotent force that only use us for his own amusement. Lind::looloo: Lemon: I see you are still too young to face the truth. Well, no matter, in time, you will learn young one. Now Brickson, let's go get those Dragonshards. Brickson: Yes. While the trio start walking through the military encampment, gaurds rush towards them, only to die out of suffocation or heart attacks before they are able to reach them. Mysterious elf: What in the name of the leader is happening out there...? Lemon: Ah, the boss fight *starts randomly throwing around sharp objects on the courtyard*. Hmm, Bricky, could you activate that mill over there? Brickson: Yes. Mysterious elf: Ah, so I see you have come to save the boy, you foolish human scum. But to do that, you have to go through me, Captain Shadowsong. Lemon: You know, with my plot powers, you are chanceless. Shadowsong: Silence fool!! *attacks Lemon* The two starts a dramatic fight. Lemon does a halfhearted attempt to hit with the his daggers, tries to dodge the counter but gets hit. He falls on the ground, disarmed. Shadowsong: Muahahahahahaa!! Now you die!! *gets stabbed by random sharp object by Lemon* *Walks backward a few steps and get stuck to the mill's wheelthinghy. Gets crushed by the turning wheel* Lemon: I said he was chanceless, now let's get that dragonshard:embarrass Lind::OMG! |
| urial angel of death08-08-07, 11:53 AM | Myrr: Oh ****. Momo you and Angst Boy stay here and take care of the ship. Male-Miko, Captain Senile, and I'll head into the concert hall. Momo: Whatever momma's boy. Myrr: *glare before running inside with the others* Tirmek: So what do we do now Inspector Gaget? Momo: *twitch* Do you want this *motions with gun arm* rammed down your throat? Because if you ever compare me to that no good copy-cat that's what you're gonna get. Tirmek: :eek: Before any more conversation can take place the FF3 form transforms into that of a giant robot with four gigantic bladed arms, and countless mounted cannons. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-08-07, 08:13 PM | Bunny (running furiously around Lemon): THIS ISN'T HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK! :mad: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-08-07, 08:13 PM | Before any more conversation can take place the FF3 form transforms into that of a giant robot with four gigantic bladed arms, and countless mounted cannons. Bunny: Yeah, baby! |
| Demonfey08-08-07, 10:27 PM | Bunny (running furiously around Lemon): THIS ISN'T HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO WORK! :mad: Ilt: I blame the immortal red pricks, myself. Give mortal reds the idea that they can survive. Bunny: Oh, like you're any better. Ilt: At least I have the decency to die every so often, even if it is normally off screen. |
| rampant08-09-07, 02:51 AM | Ring 4 Tirmek - GAH! Elina - She Drove a tank over a cliff and right onto you! Sarah - :D ---------- Elina - I love mudpigs, so much fun for running people down in. :devil: Tirmek - Mind if I hitch a ride? :angelhide: Elina - Hey get out of the gunner's place we aren't allied! Tirmek - Well you shouldn't have let me climb on :P Sarah - AHHHH Run little pink dude! |
| urial angel of death08-09-07, 11:58 AM | Kerrith: I would just like to point out that 50% existance 2 is way better than ring 4. Sarah: But it isn't on a console, has horrible load times, and an inferior multiplayer system. Kerrith: :eek: Sarah: Yes I know about your games that racial bonus to Int had to go somewhere. Now get out of our party before I maul you. |
| rampant08-09-07, 02:22 PM | Tirmek - there's a girdle of Fem/mas in the closet if he really wants to stay. Kerrith - :eek: *yoink*gone* Sarah - ...Seriously? Tirmek - The kerrith staying part, no. The girdle, yes. You look good in a tux. |
| urial angel of death08-09-07, 03:03 PM | OOUrial: But wouldn't the belt just make Kerrith masculine. Kerrith: :weep: OOUrial: Poor Kerrith nobody likes him. Thing: Well atleast he gets screen time. OOUrial: The inevitable of dropped plots will be coming for me any day now. |
| urial angel of death08-09-07, 03:28 PM | Outside of the Control Center of Mythos Park. Klaz is suiting up his jeep when he sees Nalfien and an incredibly large dog exiting the Visitor's Center and coming his way. Klaz: Good thing I found ya mate. They's powerin dan the whole paak, sep for the main buildin. We're tryin ta rond everybody up thar. Where's Mi- Nalfien: Fiery disintegrate. A thin red beam of energy shots from Nalfien's finger tips to Klaz's chest. He is incinerated instantly, leaving nothing more than ash and charred boned for Nalfien to step over on his way into the building. OOC: Dialects are hard to type. |
| rampant08-10-07, 02:19 AM | Klaz - I'm not dead yet. Cuddles - Shut up while I'm eating your spleen. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-10-07, 08:59 AM | Klaz - I'm not dead yet. Bunny: Oh, IIIIIIIIIIII been working Dinnnnngggbo, forrrrrrr a real long tiiiiiiiiiiiime…… OOcat: Thread's slowing down. 13: You could contribute. OOcat: It's so nice that everything's quiet. |
| Papermonday08-10-07, 09:36 AM | Aboard the Forgotten Freedom POP! Lemon: Ahhh, home swee- Okay, just home. Okay, hurry up and make that phylactyleterylery thinghy now Bricky. I can't wait to see you become a Lich! === OOC: Lemon has gained a few levels during his adventures. He's now a level 4 ranger, level 1 barbarian and level 3 extreme explorer. Feel free to punish him for his tampering with the plotpowers >:3 |
| Demonfey08-10-07, 11:37 AM | OOC: The board seemed to be acting up yesterday. It kept telling me over 100 people were on at once, all doing nothing on it, and Kaizer mentioned it was acting up for him in Shadowfast. Oh, and IG: Andrea: About time, I was missing a piece for redshirt chess. Lemon is then paralyzed and dragged off. |
| rampant08-10-07, 03:25 PM | Satnak - The crib's not done, the room isn't ready, and diaper stock is low! Serene - :bored: We've still got most of a year you Silly girl. Satnak - :eek: Only a year we gotta {insert neurotic blathering} Feal'thas - Was I this bad? Ketty - Not until after the birth, we didn't see much of each other during the pregnancy. Feal'thas - That's because you locked me in your closet and threatened to skin me alive if I made any noise. Ketty - I love being a :censored: |
| Demonfey08-10-07, 09:04 PM | Lady goes into a room, where a TV is showing tonight's episode of Dr. Who. Lady: Ooooh, wonder if I can change into that. Shortly afterwards, Ilt walks by. He by chance looks in. Ilt: Aw crap. And then is impaled by the dual stinger and sucked dry, catching up to the death quota. Lady: ...Meh, I've got better forms. She takes another and does...whatever the hell it is that she does between being mentioned. I dunno. Probably just eats more redshirts and takes a nap. Lady: Kitty! ...or chases a winged black cat in an attempt to pet and hold it. |
| rampant08-10-07, 10:25 PM | Fluffy - mr zzz (what are you looking at me for? it aint one of mine zzz) |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-10-07, 10:33 PM | Female Computerized Voice: Restoration at: 20% Black-Cloaked Male: *mouth full* Nogh gow. I'ng eaggig! ----- Announcer: KO! Game Night; Ultra Crunch Fraternity: Skirmish Sarah: *Kid Icarus* :w00t: Booyah! Elina: *Samus* :P Your first kill of the game. Congratulations. Sarah: :mad: Hey, he's hard to get used to! Tirmek: *Metaknight* ;) You said the same thing about Marth. *Samus respawns* *grabs a smash token* *SUPERSMASH* Tirmek: Crap! Announcer: KO! Elina: *now with Zero-Suit Samus* DAMN RIGHT! Tirmek: :P It's about time you killed me. Elina: At least you stopped using Pichu. That was embarrassing. Tirmek: :D That I was using him or that I still beat you both with him? Elina: ...I'm gonna have to say both. Sarah: But Pichu is so cute! :( I feel bad hitting him... |
| Demonfey08-10-07, 11:01 PM | Black cloaked figure- GAH! Why is there cat crap in my shoe? *On the FF* Ilt: And here's your tuna for a job well done, Kenku. The black winged cat then takes the fish and begins eating happily. Kenku-winged cat He's a cat with wings that follows Ilt around for free food. Sometimes acts as a tool of annoyance. His name's Kenku because Ilt just liked how the word sounds. Included because I just felt like bringing in Ilt's pet. The intros and pets don't all have to be impressive. |
| Charles Phipps08-10-07, 11:17 PM | Lilly: *Link* *plays Pan Pipe* Boo Boo Boo Booooooooooo |
| rampant08-11-07, 12:08 AM | Tirmek - *GLARE* Lily - *teleport without error* Elina - You could have offered him the girdle. Tirmek - HATE SPOONY! |
| rampant08-11-07, 02:30 AM | Tirmek - Dammit Sarah! Come up with a new tactic! Sarah - But it's working. Tirmek - Elina stop Falling for Sarah's old tactic! Elina - What do you want me to do? hide behind rocks the entire game? I leave the edges of the canyon she snipes me, i stick to the walls she drops crap on me. Sarah - 3 tanks, 3 phantoms, a Siren, and I've forgotten how many mudpigs.:D Elina - And Unlike some of us I don't have a cavern rigged with a half-ton of explosives to hide in. Sarah - Yeah about that *grenade* Tirmek - :waits: I really should have seen that coming. KABLOOIE! |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-11-07, 04:01 AM | Where Lilly ends up after the Teleport (http://kotaku.com/gaming/i-can.t-talk%2C-don.t-ask-me/clip-zelda-heart-for-the-hero-271709.php). ----- Black-Cloaked Female: Where is that slacker, anyway? Black-Cloaked Male: There are times I wonder why we don't just kill him. ----- Cyre; the White Flame (formerly the Glowing Chasm in the Mournlands) A man dressed in the same black cloak as the others stood before the reborn Silver Flame. Pilgrims had already begun to congregate, and had even begun construction on a temple nearby. A few had suggested building one around the Flame, much like had been done with Flamekeep, but interest and enthusiasm seemed to die almost instantly once mobilization for such a project began. Most of the people milling about gave him little more than a suspicious glance before going about their day. No face could be seen within the hood, thus no emotions could be inferred. Black-Cloaked Male 2: I see then...the rumors were true. *soft chuckle* Oh, this makes things much more interesting. Off in the distance, much further than normal eyes could see, the Forgotten Freedom flew through the skies much as it had for the last two decades. It may have been the third model, but the essense was the same. Black-Cloaked Male 2: Quite interesting, indeed. As he walked out of sight of passers-by, a portal of darkness opened up, consuming him before closing once again. ----- OOKaizer: *screams in unbearable pain* Elina: :fight!: *BREAK* What *CRUNCH* did *SMASH* I *WHAM* say?! *PULVERIZE* :fight!: ----- Female Computerized Voice: Restoration at: 21% BCM 2: You're obsessed, you know that? A portal of darkness opened up as he returned at last. BCM: It's about freaking time! You know how the Master gets when you're late. BCM 2: Blah blah blah. My stuff gets done- *pulls back his hood* (http://www.kingdomfantasy.com/imguse/organisation13/image018.jpg) BCM 2: :smirk: -right? BCM: That's not the point, Alex, and you know it. Alex: *waves his hand dismissevly* Whatever. If you need me, I'll be where I'm supposed to be. *wanders off* BCM: Slacker. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-11-07, 08:47 AM | Prefect: And this painting is the door to our dorms. Lilly: Neat. Since no one wants to be near fat people— Painting: :weep: Prefect: Now to open it you need a pass— *RRRRIP!* Prefect: …………:twitch:………He stepped………through it……… Lilly: Hey, get a picture of a hot chick and I'll be guaranteed not to destroy it. :P |
| rampant08-11-07, 11:49 AM | Tirmek - :zzz: Sarah - :zzz: Elina - Talk about flash backs Sarah - *sleep glomps Tirmek* |
| Lord Kale Fangblade08-11-07, 12:12 PM | Tirmek - :zzz: Sarah - :zzz: Elina - Talk about flash backs Sarah - *sleep glomps Tirmek* Sithis: *appearing next to Elina* That is unreasonably cute... Elina jumped slightly. Elina: I swear, one of these days we're going to put a bell on you. preferably several. Sithis: *chuckle* Sorry, its a Vampire thing. i cant help it. Elina: So whats up? Sithis: Just checking that you guys werent getting up to too much mischief. Elina: Oh really? and it has nothing to do with you hiding form Forbes after blowing somthing up again? Sithis: *fake shock* How dare you suggest I'd even do such a thing! Me?! Blow up labaratories? Elina: *crossed arms, Tapping foot* :bored: Sithis: Ok ok, i confess. I did blow somthing up, though this time it wasnt one of the laboratorys.. Elina gives him a look and waits for him to continue Sithis: It was Sarga's Dorm. Elina: annndd? Sithis: Maybe a few of the other rooms... Elina raised an eyebrow Sithis:.. maybe .. the whole building. Elina: *sigh* how did it happen this time? dont tell me it was that bloody prank war. Sithis: Fine, i wont. *catching Elina's look* Alright, Me and Gaz have been working on some alchemical things, as well as my spell combination. we placed a load of it under Sargas's bed. We were a bit... excessive in its aplication. so instead of sending Sarga's through the roof, we turned the whole building to rubble and made a sixty foot deep crater. Elina: Sithis! your already on KP duty for the rest of the year, lucky for you your rich enough to pay for the damages. He's going to be furious. Sithis: I know, why do you think im Hiding until he calms down? |
| rampant08-11-07, 12:25 PM | Forbes - A little nudge here and a couple loud noises. Levy - Just reel him in already, stop playing with his head. ---------------------- Sithis - Oh crap he's knocking on the door *'port* Elina - But there's no one there. --------------------------------------- Forbes - I'm not done playing with his head yet. Levy - :rolleyes: empaths! ---------------------------------- Elina - egad! the cuteness! why hasn't Tirmek gone into sugar rush mode? http://www.hondenadvies.nl/images/puppy-en-kitten-soezen.jpg |
| rampant08-11-07, 02:52 PM | Maladren - Ok you guys can play on the jungle gym for a bit but when it gets dark we go home. Cole, A.W.L., Schroedigger - Thanks mom! Poppy - I love you mommy. Maladren - :twitch: I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER! |
| Lord Kale Fangblade08-11-07, 03:26 PM | Maladren - Ok you guys can play on the jungle gym for a bit but when it gets dark we go home. Cole, A.W.L., Schroedigger - Thanks mom! Poppy - I love you mommy. Maladren - :twitch: I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER! Sithis appears next to Maladren and puts a hand on her shoulder. Sithis: calm down, it could be a lot worse. Maladren: Oh yeah? how? Sithis: Your little Half-Fang Dragon cousin could find you delicious Maladren: I dont have a little Half-Fang Dragon cousin. Sithis: Lucky you. :mymy: cousin senses tingling.... Xiath: SITHI!! Xiath leaps, and lands on Sithis's face. wrapping her hands around his head and knocking him to the floor. Maladren: ouch, i suppose you are right. it could be much worse. Sithis: *Muffled reply* Maladren: Now now, there's children present. Xiath: :D Feal'Thas ambles towards them, hiding his amusement at the thrashing Sithis who still has Xiath attached to his head. that and Maladrens hysterics. Feal'Thas: Xiath, I hope your not causing your cousin Trouble. Xiath: :angelhide Feal'Thas: Oh and Sithis I saw Forbes a moment ago, he was looking for you. seemed angry about somthing... mentioned somthing about an explosion. Sithis: *Tearing Xiath of his face*Ah... *looks at Xiath* Darn it. That doesnt make me feel better at all. Got to go. and with that Sithis vanished in a flash of red light. Maladren stood next to Feal'Thas as they watched Xiath go to play with the others. Maladren: did you really see Forbes? Feal'Thas: No, I just couldnt help messing with him. .. Xiath! dont eat the monkey ba... tool late. That Girl has a stomach of steel |
| urial angel of death08-11-07, 03:57 PM | Buenos Aires Shroedigger: Alright everybody skip to the last song. Sithis: Is it ready yet? Shroedigger: Well only one way to find out, and I don't think we have much time left for this world. --------- Meanwhile at the front. Myrr, Lilly, and Senor are unable to push through the crowd of fangirls. Myrr: Lilly you still have that shotgun right? Lilly: Yeah why do you... :lightbulb Alrgith! A path begins to clear. --------- In the lighting booth. Jam: Damnit they're already going to the end! Guess that means no time for fun with the sacrifice. In the corner of the room is a pretty and terrified teenage girl. She is bound to a post and gagged. Her weak trashings do little to loosen the chains binding her. Jam flicks a few buttons and the booth begins to descend. |
| Charles Phipps08-11-07, 04:31 PM | Link Lilly: I think that Elina doesn't appreciate me Sprite. Sprite: *in Sprite language* Obviously you must take a Potion of Shrinking and then have hordes of fairy sex with me and my many identical twin sisters Link Lilly: Of course, I don't speak Sprite. I wonder what you're suggesting. Sprite: *face palm* |
| rampant08-11-07, 05:15 PM | Navi - I speak humanoid! Sprite - okay tell him! Navi - Hey lily Hey Lily Hey lily! |
| Charles Phipps08-11-07, 05:18 PM | OOC: Bravo, that was Evil. :-) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-11-07, 05:21 PM | OOC: Bravo, that was Evil. OOC: Quite oddly we have never experienced the annoying type of Navispeak. Possibly we got a defective copy of the game. :confused: ******** At Arcanix, in the Griffinmoor dorms………………… Harmony: Okay, how in the name of all that is :censored did they let someone like you in? Lilly: I think this audiovisual illusion will clear things up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2U6xqHBt-8 Harmony: Oh, that is so much :censored:. Lilly: You're a lot more foul-mouthed than your inspiration. Harmony: That's because I'm not a dumb :censored:. |
| rampant08-11-07, 07:45 PM | Tirmek - ... not again Sarah - :zzz: *squeeze* Tirmek - :mymy: can't breathe! Elina - :heehee: |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-11-07, 08:05 PM | Lilly: I think this audiovisual illusion will clear things up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2U6xqHBt-8OOC: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Roy as Navi was :censored:ing hilarious. :D IC: As they trudged through the seemingly endless ice at the bottom of the world, Nina doubled over before throwing up. Izzy: What? What happened?! Nina: *shaking* It's happening... Izzy, it's happening! Someone's in the process of opening a portal! Izzy: :censored:! I thought we had more time! Ok, people, we've gotta do this NOW! |
| rampant08-11-07, 08:36 PM | Satnak - Cold, hot, frigging M.I.B. wannabes! WHAT THE BLOODY MONDAY IS GOING ON! |
| Charles Phipps08-11-07, 08:43 PM | Rob: Yo. Lilly: Hey, you must be my room mate. Rob: Yeah. Lilly: Well..... Rob: :pint: Lilly: The.... Rob: Sorry, I'm one of eight lower class wizard sons. I'm going to spend my entire semmester drunk. Lilly: Are you related to Captain Jarlot, by chance? Rob: Dah? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-11-07, 08:46 PM | Rob: My full name's Robert Weascal. Lilly: Any relation to a Reman Weascal? Rob: Oh, so you've met my traitorous uncle. So sad. :nonono: Sold his soul. Lilly: Ah, that whole Truespeak thing. Rob: :censored: no. He's a lawyer! Lilly: Bad, but still— Harmony: :rolleyes: Rob? Lilly's a dumb :censored:. Rob: He betrayed my family's entire way of life as accident victims. Lilly: So you must hate his guts. Rob: :D Heck no. He's the coolest person ever! Lilly: I see someone's got teenage rebellion down pat. Rob: Let's all go wear black and get something pierced. Lilly: I'm sorry, I think that's against the paladin's code…… |
| urial angel of death08-11-07, 10:02 PM | Buenos Aires Outside with the mech. Momo: Tirmek you try to get closer. I'll run bombardment. Tirmek: Just don't hit me this time. Momo: Oh come on it barely grazed you. Tirmek: It was an ordanance level weapon. Momo: Well sorry for using what's efficient. Tirmek begins running toward the monster dodging laser blasts and plasma bombs along the way. Momo: Finally a chance to bring out the big guns! Momo's arm shifts into a larger form to accept the Hellrime-cyromissiles she begins to load into it. Momo: *talking to no-one in particular* Hellrime the lasteest in military cyro technology. A small capsule inside releases a douse of liquid nitrogen nano-seconds before contact making the surface structure brittle, and thus easily shattered by the explosion that comes shortly there-after. As her brief technophiliac introduction finishes Momo lets loose a rocket aimed for the FF's knee. ------------ Mythos Park Wake up Sarah! Sarah: *i.h.h.8 Who's saying that? Wake up! *poke* Sarah: Oh it's brother. Sarah wakes up to see Dr. Terrek and Kerrith standing over her. Over their shoulders she could see a swirling black smug in the sky. Sarah: What's that. *points* Terrek: I don't know. *helps her up* But the monsters seem to be distracted by it. Our way to the Center is clear we should be safe back there. ----------- Antartica Izzy: We're too far away to do anything right now. All we can do is continue on to the city. Cheer up the mountains are in view and our destination is just beyond them. Nina: I hope we can make it that far. ------------- Buenos Aires inside hall Sithis was waiting for the song to finish up, as the last part was just a guitar solo, and the sacrifice. It still bothered him that the song had been entitled Dream Quest; it just seemed wrong. To make matters worse though He saw a young boy charging the stage, albiet he was going rather slowly do to the floor being clogged. And the path of mutilated or dead groups behind him was a clue that whoever he was he didn't enjoy what the band was doing. Sithis: Muradin, follow me I stashed so guns here without telling pretty-boy. I think we need them right about now. Muradin: *shruggs and follows* OOC: Part two later; tried now. |
| rampant08-12-07, 03:54 AM | Elina - :D Kithle - You did something me-worthy. 13 - :D --------------------------------- Tirmek wakes up in Sarah's pjs, notices Sarah wearing her nightie. Tirmek - :eek: What happened last night?! -------------------------------------------------- Kanatash wakes up with yellow and brown ghost-body paint. Kanatash - Pika! (Kithle!) ka! (gah!) KACHU! (WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY VOICE!) Caralot rounds the corner. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-12-07, 12:37 PM | Caralot rounds the corner. Caralot: Hi, Kanny. Kanatash (translated): <So you're not going to go all screamy on me?> Caralot: Sorry, Kanny, but you're not that cute. No offense. Kanatash (translated): <That's actually a complement.> |
| rampant08-12-07, 04:37 PM | Sarah - Huh? GAH! WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT! WHY AM I WEARING YOUR PAJAMAS! Tirmek - I don't know. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-12-07, 05:29 PM | Silver: Not what should have happened, certainly. :bored: |
| rampant08-12-07, 06:20 PM | Tirmek - Think rationally did we consume anything that would make us forget or unstable? Sarah - No Tirmek - No sugar for me? Sarah - Nope. Tirmek - Then someone pulled something. Sarah - Gaz? Tirmek - He's hiding from Forbes. Even he knows to focus on hiding when the big guy is on your trail. Sarah - Then... Tirmek - Of course. ------------------------- Elina - Is it cold in here? |
| urial angel of death08-12-07, 09:04 PM | Buenos Aires Concert hall Shroedigger presented a dagger and began to make along cut across the sacrfice's collar bone. Geeze he thought those girls are screaming for blood like they've never seen a public execution before; and that can't be they all do come from Buenos Aires or the surrounding area after all. Jam then set about attaching the metal hooks to her now torn skin. The hooks were attached to chains leading a giant crank. He had been through enough of these skinning that it had almost become habit. But then before he could set the second hook and metal cylinder was shoved in his mouth, and warm swishy tissue exited the back of his head. Lilly: *pulling his shotgun from Jam's corpse* Nobody gets to hurt pretty girls while I'm around and get away with it. Shroedigger: What about you've been doing? ;) *points to mangled path of groupies leading up to the stage. Lilly: They were evil! Shroedigger: I'm sure. Doesn't really matter though the important part was Vrin's solo and that just finished. Myrr: Oh ****! The hall begins to rumble. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-12-07, 10:16 PM | Antarctica Michael: We came all this way...after getting shot at repeatedly...walking through the desert after the car broke down...getting shot out of the sky...walking through ice and snow...through sub-zero temperatures...for THIS?! Lisa: It's the middle of Antarctica. What were you expecting? Standing at the top of the snowy mountains, the group peers down at a sight both impressive and mundane. Impressive that it's here at all, and mundane due to it being little more than a bunch of undecorated stone buildings. Izzy: The ones who built it weren't much on using eyesight. Satnak: Obviously. Now let's go. Dorvos is freezing. Dorvos: :gel: Izzy: Not so fast. We need to move fast, but we're not heading into friendly territory. Satnak: But the thing that took this tablet or whatever isn't our enemy. You told us yourself. Izzy: True, but it's the only one left. The rest...well...you could call it an uprising, a revolt, or even a civil war. I call it genocide. Nina: The place is inhabited by creatures known as Shoggoths, servants and spawn of Yog-Sothoth. Think a race like The Blob, then make them actually dangerous. Lisa: Eesh. And we have to find the thing that took the tablet while avoiding all those other things? Izzy: Best case scenario, yes. The city slowly drew nearer as they made their way down the mountain side. |
| rampant08-12-07, 11:28 PM | Teiza - Come on Dorvos show me what you got! Dorvos - ... --------------------- Teiza - *sporting an icepack on her head* Hey I just left you in the training room. Dorvos - Hmmmmmm (yeah I'm getting pretty good at making my constructs life like. Mittens - Mew (look at my new collar) A red strap around the kitten's neck holds a single diamond stud. Teiza - Is that? Dorvos - hmmmmm (yep, my psi-crystal) |
| ratslinky08-12-07, 11:51 PM | *The plane sped over the mountain peak and came to rest just outside the city that Izzy was heading for* Gaz: Okay get the gear out then meet me back hear for debriefing *Once the soldiers had left the plane Gaz quickly drew some plastic explosives from his pack and set about placing them around the plane. When the soldiers came back in he was nowhere to be seen but there was a mobile phone on one of the seats* Soldier 1: *Go's over and picks it up* Hey there's mail on this *He opens the message* Mobile Phone: *In Gaz's voice* Thank you. You have all served me well so it's with slight regret that I tell you that the moment you opened this voice mail a twenty second counter started. Once it gets to zero the C4s i have planted will detonate. *As the message ends a huge explosion issues from the plane* Gaz: *Has teleported to an outcropping behind Izzy and the rest* Hello Izzy hope I'm not to late. OOC: Urial you can handle their reaction to Gaz arriving. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-13-07, 12:25 AM | OOC: Actually, I'm handling this part of the arc for now. So here you go. IC: Michael: :eek: What was that explosion? Izzy: :bored: He blew up his plane, obviously. Michael: YOU WHAT?! Gaz: Yeah, so? Izzy: You blew up the plane. Gaz: And? *WHAM* Gaz: *on the ground* Ow. Satnak: Moron! I'm not even sure who you are, and I'm about ready to kill you where you stand! Were there others on board? Gaz: Yes. *WHAM* Gaz: :weep: Ow... Satnak: I-D-I-O-T! We're marching into the proverbial Lion's Den, and you sacrifice our escape route AND Cannon Fodder?! Gaz: That would likely stab us all in the back. Satnak: Rather them than a mass of hentai rejects! Nina: Hey! Satnak: :confused: Izzy: She and her close blood relatives resemble that remark. Satnak: :eek: Nina: :D More like Mom was the INSPIRATION for that genre. Lisa: :blush: Michael: What's with you? Lisa: I dunno. It just happened. Satnak hefted Gaz up by the neck, holding him inches off the ground. Satnak: Intros and reasons why I shouldn't pound him. Izzy: He's like you all. A reincarnation of a previous savior of the world. He's gotten a few of his memories back, so he's fairly knowledgeable. Unfortunately, it also makes him prone to mistakes like the one before. Keeps reacting as if his powers are even a tiny bit like they were last time. Satnak: :bored: I'm still wondering why I shouldn't pound him. Izzy: Cannon Fodder. Satnak thinks a moment, shrugs, and sets him down. Gaz: Oh, come on! That's not f- Satnak: March. You take point, Laughing Boy. Gaz: :( |
| rampant08-13-07, 01:47 AM | Squishy - GET THIS CRAZY WOMAN OFF OF ME! Homework - *Glomp* Chalky - ... Ewwww :yuck: i can't eat him now! Deis - So Homework's a girl? |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-13-07, 02:32 AM | As they approached the city, the group expected to encounter hordes of slime monsters. Instead, they met dead silence. Lisa: It's too obvious to be a trap. Izzy: We've gotta go in regardless. It just makes getting where we need to go faster if they don't attack us from the get go. Satnak: Also means we might die faster. Amidst the ice and cold, this place seemed pulled straight from an age beyond mortal comprehension. And it was. The streets branched off in a precise Euclidian grid pattern, while the buildings remained creepily unadorned and lacked any sense that something had once lived here other than the random signs of battle, most of which were slightly worn away by the polar winds. Over the buildings, they could see a faint wisp of smoke. With no other clues, they headed for it, finding its source to be a large, fresh crater. Something had superheated an area of about ten meters in diameter, vaporizing the ice along with the target. Izzy: Perhaps there's hope of finding it alive. Lisa: What do you mean? What caused this? Izzy: You're familiar with Sci-fi weapons, right? Phazers, lazer guns, etc? Lisa: *nods* Izzy: The creature were following has something quite similar to those. Thanks to that and its superior flight capabilities, it stands a pretty good chance of surviving against the Shoggoths for a while. Michael: The blob things can fly? Izzy: Kind of. They can form wings, but they're not accustomed to flight, so they're not really good at it. Satnak: Could that be why we haven't encountered any of those things yet? They're preoccupied with their first visitor? Nina: I'm afraid not. We're being watched. Gaz: Best chance of survival would be to get the tablet and make a beeline out of the city. Izzy: With any luck, they may have a working Teleporter, but we can't depend on that. But I agree we've gotta keep going. We'll head for there. He pointed to another stone building, significantly larger than the others. It was obviously important, and might have once been the center of government here. Izzy, Nina, and Gaz glanced at each other apprehensively as they felt the spies of the Shoggoth move about them. To attack was to bring the others down on them before obtaining their prize, but to ignore them meant walking into a trap. Nina: (i.h.h.) Remember our promise, dear sister. Deis: :devil: Once my conditions are met, dear sister. |
| rampant08-13-07, 02:47 AM | Shoggoth - Not her again! I'm going home! I've got 3 mates and 12 larvae to support! I can't do that in a body cast. ------------------------------------- Back in the main univers Satnak - *worry*fuss*annoy* Serene - :rolleyes: |
| Papermonday08-13-07, 03:38 AM | Meanwhile at the Forgotten Freedom a large audience has assembled. In front of them stands Lemon dressed in a dramatic red cape, a cool looking hat and some adventurer's clothes Lemon: And now my dear audince, we will see something never seen before! The world's first warforged Lich!! Fear as he makes his fearsome entrance!!! Andrea: *sigh* Lind: What's up? Andrea: Nothing:( Pecko: This is so exiting!! Suddenly a big cload of smoke appears in front of the audience, and a big POP! sound is heard. In front of audience stands a tall figure dressed in a red cloak, covering up his whole body. Lemon: Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Brickson the Lich!!! Lemon takes hold of the cape and pulls it off in a dramatic gesture. Under the clothes stands a warforged with a mystical pendant and a hobgoblin skull on his head as a kind of helmet. Lind: What, he looks the same as before?! Andrea: :( Pecko: Woooooow, look at his head!! He has become a lich!! The audience starts throwing tomatoes, rocks and the occasional fireball and the stage. Lemon: *dodging the thrown objects* They love you Bricky!! Brickson: This is the proudest moment in my life. |
| ratslinky08-13-07, 09:06 AM | OOC: Kaizer just so you know Gaz isn't reincarnated but everyone thought he died in the last event of this nature Gaz: There was no need to get mad at me for destroying the plane I have one stored down here. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-13-07, 09:12 AM | Deis - So Homework's a girl? Silver: Girl, boy, energy-based lifeform, it's all the same in the end. Chi: Chi! Chu: Chu! For once the two are cooperating to hold Scias, who is trying (unsuccessfully with all this interference) to pack for the Coronation Competition. Scias: (struggle) :mad: *scribble* <Big sis already said it's okay.> Chu: CHU! Scias: *scribble* <And she already said that. It's so obvious even I knew it.> Chi: Chi? :( Scias: *scribble* <I'm part of a family that pushes limits. I have to test myself.> Chi and Chu: :noway: Scias: *scribble* <If I get into any trouble I've got my own family……> (adds scribble) <…plus a daughter of Satnak…to come rescue me.> Chi and Chu: :raincloud Chu: :thinks:……………:lightbulb Chu! Scias: :eek: *furious scribble* <Noway, you arenot coming with me—> Chi: Chi. (takes away scribbleboard) OOC: We are quite amazed that Kaizer hasn't said anything about this. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-13-07, 11:05 AM | OOC: Kaizer just so you know Gaz isn't reincarnated but everyone thought he died in the last event of this natureOOC: The thing is...yeah he is. Nina barely survived as a physical manifestation of Good, largely because Deis saved her (Deis is "alive" only thanks to Nina and she's a physical manifestation of EVIL (yeah, EVIL, not Evil ;) )). Izzy's alive because the Void was never sealed away. The first incursion that necessitated the sealing of the Planes was of such magnitude that nearly everyone (Satnak, Terrek, Sarah, Elina, Tirmek, and even LILLY) died to repel them. The mystical energy needed to seal them away was enough to impair the use of magic itself. Even if they survived that, the next incursion had to be stopped largely without magic, resulting in only Nina and Izzy surviving. OOC: We are quite amazed that Kaizer hasn't said anything about this.OOC: I'm still unsure what's going on... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-13-07, 01:37 PM | OOC: I'm still unsure what's going on... OOC: Now you know how we feel every time you do a big plotline. |
| urial angel of death08-13-07, 04:03 PM | Buenos Aires Outside *slightly before last concert hall scene* After several missles being blasted into it the mech seems to have taken no loss of ability at all. In fact almost the entire downtown area was demolished and it has not taken even a passing interest in Momo yet. Momo: Just keep going you metal-bond baffoon. You don't even realize that I've weakened your knee armor enough to crack it wide open with the next shot. The mech turns straight at Momo and levels all of it's weapons. Momo: Okay maybe you do. Momo fires another hellrime missile and jumps from her perch just as it is vaporized by numerous laser blasts. The FF's legs is ripped in half and it falls to the ground. Momo: Alright! Unfortunately the Forgotten Freedom then detaches from its legs and begins flying about with a jetpack attached to its back. Momo: Great. Just as the FF gets its baring and shots toward Momo a figure drops from it and the jetpack explodes. Momo: Good old Tirmek. Tirmek: *via Momo's radio* I broke my legs in the fall but the rest is all your's Momo. |
| rampant08-13-07, 04:31 PM | Teiza - GO! Chu - ch- Teiza - *glare* Chu - *yoink*gone* Scias - *scribble* Let me guess you're here to tell me to not go. Teiza - :rolleyes: hardly, I'm here to remind you to be careful and if you get hurt I'm gonna kill you! Scias - m...m...meep Teiza - That and Rip is going with you. Scias - *scribble* WHAT!? Teiza - No arguing, there needs to be someone with common sense looking after you, and to keep the fangirls in line. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-13-07, 11:02 PM | Antarctica As they entered the building, they heard an enormous explosion several floors down that shook the entire structure. The creature they were following was still alive, and by the look of things had made the Shoggoths pay dearly for their assault. Gaz: So...........follow the blast craters? Izzy: Pretty much. Stepping through recently fried stone, they moved swiftly along the hallway. Eventually they came across a tube leading down, the sides bearing a couple of marks from the creature's weapon. Satnak: ...and this would be...what? Nina: When you can fly, what's the point of steps? Satnak: Ah. Good thing we brought this, then. Pulling a long rope from her pack, she tosses one end into the hole after securing it. Satnak: You first. Michael: :( Why me? Satnak: Because you haven't been pulling your weight recently. Michael: :allalone: About a minute or two later, they hear Michael calling up the rope. Michael: *echoing slightly* I secured this side to another passage. I think I hear something moving, and there's more of those blast marks. Satnak: Ok, then, Lisa, Gaz, you're next. Lisa slid down the rope, followed closely by Gaz, and as V moved to go, they heard a large explosion. This one came from outside. V: Looks like they found my present. Izzy: Crap! They're moving in! Go, dammit! V quickly followed the others, with Izzy next. Satnak: Ok, Dorvos, you're gonna have to slide down now. Dorvos: :( Satnak: Don't worry honey, Mommy will be right behind you. Dorvos: *looks down the hole* :OMG! The noises grow closer. Satnak: *slightly apprehensive* Honey, please, we've got to go down. Nina: I'll take him. *unfurls her wings* He's light enough. Satnak: ...honey, go with the bird lady. She'll take you down and Mommy will meet you there. Dorvos: :( :thinks: ....... :D Dorvos climbs into Nina's arms as Satnak slides down the rope. A multicolored wall springs to life between them and the outside forces as Nina casts Prismatic Wall before taking off down the hole. Several thumping noises are heard against it as the Shoggoths ram it repeatedly. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-14-07, 01:22 AM | Moving down the new hall, they could hear what seemed to be a flute playing. It gave the impression of panic and despiration, but it was none the less beautiful. A few more explosions were heard, and dust and smoke eminated from the room at the end of the hall. Lisa: What...what is that? Looking into the room, they could see something (http://www.kisa.ca/vtm/elderthing2.gif) badly wounded laying on the floor. Around it were Shoggoth corpses and burned out craters. A strange weapon lay nearby, smoke pouring from it. Izzy: Our target. This is...was its home. It seems its weapon and its body finally give out. The sound of flute playing again filled the room, obviously coming from the creature. They couldn't understand what was said, but they could feel its despair at finding its home so decimated, and its people gone. Nina moved to heal him, but Izzy stopped her. Izzy: It wants to die. It has nothing left, here. Nina: :( But... Satnak: We need that tablet and we need to leave. The creature twittered before lifting one of it's tentacles. It touched Nina's face, seeming to thank her for caring, before lifting up the tablet it had taken before. It set it in Satnak's hands, then pulled back inwards before expiring. Nina: *sniffle* Izzy: It wasn't alone when it died, Nina, and now it goes to be with it's brethren. Now we've got to go. Do either of you have Greater Teleport? Gaz: Not yet. Teleport is hard enough. Nina: Barely, and I can't take more than one person. Same situation for Teleport. Izzy: Damn. The sound of movement can be heard all around as the Shoggoths regroup from the lazer blasts. Izzy: Any strong magical energy beneath us? Nina: Um... *looks around* That way, about two floors down. There are still some Shoggoths in the way, but way less than if we went back the way we came. Izzy: Ok, people, prepare for battle and keep your fingers crossed! *runs toward the tunnel* Michael: :uh-huh: Is this the proverbial "Wing and a Prayer" tactic? V: :D I rather like the boy's style. The room fills with abhorrent blobs moments after they all disappear into the tunnel. Prismatic Walls block access to no less than five tunnels, forcing the vicious, yet dimwitted, creatures to split their forces as they sought the intruders. |
| rampant08-14-07, 02:31 AM | On the next floor down. Satnak - Ok at first the non-euclidian geometry wasn't so bad. The words not meant for mortal eyes was tolerable, the shoggoth goop you can get used to but this is too much. A record player is scratching out old showtunes. Satnak - SATNAK SMASH! Record player - *disintigrate* Floor - *crack* Satnak - I meant to do that! Floor - *collapse* |
| ratslinky08-14-07, 07:55 AM | Gaz: Here I'll distract them with these *As he said that perfect copies of themselves formed and set of down random corridors* And Es can provide some extra firepower if they catch up |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-14-07, 10:59 AM | Teiza, Scias, Chi, and Chu touch down outside a simple dock in Lhazaar. A well-dressed gentleman stands on the dock holding an umbrella and a clipboard. A fog is rapidly rolling in. Teiza: Okay, Jeeves, where's the party? Jeeves: Name? Teiza: What—Teiza d'Borisheel. I trust you've heard of me. Jeeves: At great length, Miss. (checks paper on clipboard) Unfortunately you are not on the list. Teiza: What list? Jeeves: I am here to ensure that only those who have been invited to participate in the Coronation Competition are allowed aboard. Teiza: Aboard what? Jeeves: The boat, Miss. It is currently on its way here. Teiza: Whatever. The point is that I'm getting on with Scias whether you like it or not. Jeeves: Scias Branford? Teiza: Yeah, he's back there. (points to where Chi and Chu are holding tightly to Scais) Jeeves: (checks list) Scais Branford. So would you then be his henchman, Miss d'Borisheel? Teiza: Henchman?! Jeeves: Only one person is allowed on per invite. However, they make take all the equipment they feel they need, including one sentient lifeform defined as a "henchman". Teiza: I'm nobody's equipment! *Teizaglare* Jeeves: :bored: Miss d'Borisheel, you cannot expect this to be an interesting story if you can simply intimidate your way passed every obstacle. Teiza: :tantrum: Scias: (extricates himself from Chi and Chu, walks up) *scribble* <Yes she is.> Jeeves: Very good then, sir. I'll just record it in the database. Your transport craft shall be arriving shortly. Chi and Chu: Chiu! Scias: *scribble* <Sorry. Rules are rules.> Chi and Chu: :weep: FX demon: *boat forghorn* A large, featureless black ship slips suddenly next to the dock. It actually seems inverted, as the bow slants back from the water rather than forward. A single black armored figure comes up on deck to lower the gangplank. Jeeves: Shall we, sir? Scias and Teiza board, with Chi and Chu looking on sadly. Scias turns back to watch them as the ship pulls away, but the views of both are quickly lost in the fog. Chi: :weep: Chiiiii……:blink: (looks around for Chu) :confused: *water splash* Chi rushes over to the dock to see Chu swimming after the ship. Chi: :thinks:……:eek: (jumps in, realizes she sinks like a stone) Chiiiiii…… Chu: :rolleyes: (swims back and lifts Chi by magnetokinesis) Chi: :sad: Chu: Chu, chu chu chuu. Chi: Chi? Chu: Chu chu, chu chu, chu chuu chu chuuu. Chi: :looloo: Later the boat is followed by a swimming Chi, with Chu riding on her back and keeping the girlforged afloat. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-14-07, 11:21 AM | Now on the same floor as whatever device Nina sensed, they made a break for it. Gaz grabbed his head, the near simultanious destruction of his dopplegangers sending quite nasty feedback. Satnak grabbed his collar and drug him along while he recovered. Nina: (i.h.h.) Even I know better than to do that against mythos creatures... Eventually, they came across a large underground chamber. The hum of magic could be felt all around, but not readily accessed. The chamber seemed to have been a kind of 'last stand' area for the previous inhabitants, with broken fortifications and rubble everywhere. V: Seems they've beaten us here. Shoggoths begin appearing from the wreckage. Nina: No, these have been here the whole time. If we can just get through before the others show up, we might have a chance. OOC: ratslinky, magic in the 'Way far future' is surpressed. It nether works as well as it should, nor does it always work at all. There is only one exception. Mythos creatures. The only reason Nina was able to use so much so well in Terra's tomb was due to it being a location of power. If rampant or ratslinky wants to start the big fight scene, be my guest. Shoggoths are gargantuan blobs that can technically take any shape they wish, but they can't do it very well (i.e. they can make poor facsimilies). When they attack, aside from forming natural weapons, they try and absorb their foes, crushing them in the process. I forget their CR, but they're not pushovers in any sense of the word. This won't be an easy fight. To make things worse, it's really, REALLY cold. Satnak and Dorvos's abilities are somewhat surpressed as well. |
| rampant08-14-07, 12:51 PM | Satnak - Sweetie could you sing for us? Something loud and High pitched. Dorvos - :lightbulb: Dorvos begins a selection from various opera, specifically any song with a C over High C. The shoggoth writhe in pain as the cold air carries the sound perfectly. |
| rampant08-14-07, 02:49 PM | Teiza - HENCHMAN! :rant::rant::rant: Jeeves - Does the lady require a tranquilizer? Scias - scribble <No, even if it worked she'd be even worse when she woke up.> Jeeves - Is there anything that would calm her down? Scias - scribble <anyone on this ship that no one would miss?> |
| urial angel of death08-14-07, 03:47 PM | Buenos Aires An eyesplitting shriek sounds as a tear is rent through reality itself. Then as if by explosive decompression, wind starts rushing into the tear. Trees uproot, buildings lose roofs and windows, but all the living creatures remain strangely unaffected. Shroedigger: At last it is upon us; The End of Days, the Apocolypse. As the gap widens it reveals, not the golden city of his master that the young singer expected, but court of shadowy wraith-like beings. They swarmed before a great throne upon which sat a planet-sized sphere of ectoplasm, death incarnate, Azathoth. On a smaller throne to his right was his messenger and son Nyarlathotep. Who moves foward and unleashes a torrent of hideous shadow monsters and draconic creatures through the newly created portal. Shroedigger: What the hell!? *talking into his cellphone* Squishy: *other end* Oops did I forget to mention that I work for the Crawling Chaos? Well happy end of the world Ciao! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-14-07, 05:32 PM | Bunny: Okay, Fizzythoth, clean this one up quickly because we've got an appointment with a British magic school. Azathoth: The name's— Bunny: I don't care! Just don't loose this time! |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-14-07, 06:25 PM | Antarctica After the first few explosions, the Shoggoths adjusted to the frequency of Dorvos' singing. As they moved forward, the young boy adjusted the pitch, causing their gelatinous structure some trouble as they attempted to form weapons. One had gone down from the combined efforts of Lisa, Michael, and V, a second had eaten a Lightningbolt and Fireball from Gaz and Nina, and Satnak sliced through a third, allowing Izzy to suck the pieces into the Void before it reformed. The others still closed in, the element of surprise gone but a path opening up to the other side of the room. A shadow fell over the group, and looking up they could see one of the Shoggoths decending at high speed directly over them. When it reached about twenty feet away, four large, glowing spheres tore through the blob and detonated, spewing slime everywhere. Except for the party. The slime just seemed to avoid them. Izzy: (i.h.h.) Nina...what are you hiding? You've been casting arcane spells, and yet you seem to be able to cast divine ones at the same time... Lisa: We're almost there! Two Shoggoths stood between the party and the exit. The hum of magic grew louder as they drew towards the door. On the opposing side, the pursuing Shoggoths finally caught up. Satnak: Out. Of. My. WAY! Forming a crystal blade, she swung at the closest blob. Dorvos' singing and the freexing air combined with the force of her blow to create a shockwave, knocking both her target and the one behind it into the wall. Satnak: MOVE! The party barreled through the doorway before the Shoggoths on either side could recover. Within, they found a large apparatus, in many ways reminicient of a Star Trek teleporter, but with no discernable mechanism for activation. Izzy ran up to it, quickly scanning for a way to make it work as everyone else climbed onto the platform. Izzy: How does it GO, dammit?! Nina & Gaz: Um... Stepping into the field, each had felt a kind of power boost, similar to special magical fields used to increase or aid casters. Nina: I think- Gaz: -we can do this, now. With no better options, and a Shoggoth trying to ooze its way into the room, Izzy climbed up onto the platform as well as Nina and Gaz began chanting. A flash of light filled the room as the circle magnified the Greater Teleport from each, sending the party to relative safety. OOC: Where they went and what's happening next in a little while. :devil: |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-14-07, 08:45 PM | The Cape of Magellan, Argentina From empty space, the group appears and falls a foot or two to the ground. Izzy: Ow... Everyone all right? Michael: :D Thank you, God. Lisa: *under Michael* Get OFF me, pervert! *PUNCH* Izzy: (i.h.h.) :rolleyes: At least that hasn't changed. Satnak: You were so brave, sweetie! Mommy's so proud of you! *HUG* Dorvos: :D Gaz continues to stare upwards, seemingly in shock. Izzy: What are you- *looks up* ...oh, gods...no... A lone Shoggoth, the one that had been squeezing its way into the Teleporter room, had apparently come with them, via its last attack verses the member of their group the creature's collective consciousness had deemed the most dangerous. Elongated claws, much like the ones Satnak had formed when attacking the Shoggoths, jutted from Nina's chest and torso. The girl hung from its claws, barely conscious and bleeding profusely. Satnak & Izzy: :hoppingma YOU BASTARD! The appendage was quickly severed by a Void scythe, and as Nina fell, the Shoggoth was literally punched inside out by an enraged Satnak. The resulting goo erupted in flames as Gaz/Esabar finished the job. Nina's near-lifeless form fell into Lisa's arms, the woman laying her on the ground as she and Michael tried to stop the bleeding. Lisa wasn't quite sure why, she'd only known this girl for a few days, but the sight of her dying caused her pain indescribable. V began ripping bandages, Michael doing his best to repair the massive damage even as they realized it was a lost cause. Lisa stared at this girl as she died, strange images flowing into her mind. A woman with long ears held a baby in her arms, tears of joy streaming down her face. Terra: :weep: :) Look at her, my love. She's beautiful, just like you... Two young girls with wolf ears and tails, one with pink hair and the other in blue, wagged their tails as they leaned against her stomach. Elina: I can tell if it's a girl or boy. Sarah: :D I finally get to be a big sister! A severe looking man in holy-man's garb, his image arousing both terror and love, towered over her as they stood before a convent. Krozen: You'll be staying here so you don't cause me any more trouble than you already have. Perhaps you can make yourself useful for once as a monk or a nun. A great many beings, most of them bizzare looking at best, were gathered outdoors as she walked down the center isle, a girl of about sixteen behind the altar and the same long-eared woman next to it, barely contained joy on her face. Standing atop a ship's deck in a strange place that resembles a photo negative, a figure composed of hate and evil moved to strike her down. Another man, this one resembling Michael, shoved her out of the way before being impaled by the absurdly long blade. A boy of about thirteen, except for all the tentacles, running away as she carried a very large hammer, getting the impression he'd just done something nasty. The slime that was seeping into her armor seemed to confirm that. A pair of identical purple-haired baby girls, one with a distinct air of calm about her, the other a malevolent presense, napped peacefully in her arms as the long-eared woman from before held a silver-haired baby girl and a baby boy with wolf ears. The two older girls from before excitedly helping out between cooing at their new siblings. An enormous Red Dragon, its mouth opened wide, unleashed a torrent of flames at her. The pain in her heart, knowing she'd have to say goodby to those same children and what she knew was her wife, overrode any pain from her body as she chanted one last prayer, ensuring she would not go alone as she drug the Dragon into the afterlife with her. A pleasant light, a warm glow, and the sensation of being surrounded by kindred spirits was the last thing she saw before being snapped back to reality. She could have sworn she heard Nina apologize to her inside her mind, but when she looked down, she could see her lips moving swiftly as she uttered a quiet incantation. Izzy had come up along side her, trying to talk to her, keep her with them, but stopped when he heard the strange tongue she was chanting. Izzy: Oh...oh, no. Nina, don't tell me you... :mymy: The sky swiftly began to darken, storm clouds appearing from out of nowhere and a maelstrom whipping up in a matter of seconds. Lightningbolts streaked through the sky, illuminating the scene as Nina began glowing. Izzy: Back! Everyone get back! Michael: What abo-?! Izzy: NOW! When Lisa didn't move, Izzy grabbed her arm and yanked her away, ignoring her protests. When they reached about ten meters, the calm and peace that Nina had projected suddenly reversed itself. Each felt a sickening lurch and a wave of primal terror as Nina's shadow took over. Izzy: (i.h.h.) Why, Nina? Why did you bring her back? Gaz: Izzy...please, please tell me this isn't who I think it is. Izzy: :( ...it is. Nina's body convulsed as a malefic power flowed from her. When her eyes flew open, the green emaralds had taken on a multicolored hue, with the irises inverting to something distinctly serpentine in nature. Her legs fused together, replaced by a long and thick scaled body and tail that continued up to her torso. Tentacles protruded from her back, lifting her up as her wounds disappeared in moments. At last, the sky cleared, but the feeling of doom had not abated. This new being stretched out, testing her limbs and getting a good look at herself as she slid her hands seductively down her sides and licked her lips. As her crazed laughter echoed throughout the area, Satnak and the rest felt all hope die along with it. Izzy: Deis is back. OOC: That's long enough for one post. I'll do intros after a small break. I promise it'll be good. :bigeyes: |
| rampant08-14-07, 10:30 PM | Satnak - Is it wrong that I think she's more attractive now? |
| cypher_zero08-14-07, 11:57 PM | OOC: Sorry all that I haven't been around... Been kinda busy with other stuff, but I have been keeping with what's going on more or less... and Rampant won't stop poking me so.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tesseris, Terrek's Lab Terrek stood up from his work bench and tested the weight of the blade in his hand. It felt… odd to hold one again. It had not been since his younger days that he’d wielded any weapon aside from his own claws, but the bastard sword felt good in his hand; felt… right. Sa’vor had favored swords such as this. This one in particular was a combination of Sa’vor’s years of combat experience and Terrek's mastery of artifice. Six feet long and it weighed nothing. Blackened metal alloy glowed with a faint dark light as the metal itself shifted slightly in response to each of Terrek's movements, always keeping the balance perfect no matter how it was held. Terrek smiled slightly at the thought of showing off the blade to Naz’roth. It’s hard to find ones who might appreciate a work such as this, but Terrek was sure he would. The demon’s works rivaled his own and in certain aspects, perhaps even surpassed them. The area of melee weapons for example, was Naz’roth’s, whereas Terrek might surpass him in the less direct combat areas. Regardless, Terrek was sure Naz’roth would have an appreciation for the blade beyond just its wicked appearance. Terrek held the blade out in front of him and preformed a few masterful moves with it; moves he hadn’t even known until Sa’vor’s soul had joined his own. The half-dragon had been a master swordsman. By all rights, Terrek should not have been able to defeat him in direct combat as he had; Sa’vor truly had lost the will to live. Terrek sighed. It was a shame that Sa’vor had chosen to die. So few of those he encountered could Terrek consider an equal, but Sa'vor had been worthy. He was still there though… deep in the recesses of Terrek's’ mind. Terrek kept him there and had hardly woken him since the day he died out of respect. Sa’vor’s knowledge still remained with him though, as well as most of Sa’vor’s power. Eldritch energy now flowed through Terrek's body, the destructive magic crackling around Terrek's claws and flowing into the blade held in his hand. Terrek heard a knock at the door behind him and Rashour walked in. Terrek looked up and lowered the blade. Rashour: Hello father. Rashour glanced down at the blade held in Terrek's hand and raised an eyebrow. Rashour: Sa’vor? Terrek nodded slowly. Time passed quickly here, much more quickly than on Ebberon and Rashour was now a full grown man, having recently reach maturity. His body was slight in comparison to his father’s and he carried himself like a warrior. He had been bred for combat and trained in the arts of war since his inception. Terrek by contrast was a Sorcerer and an Artificer in power as well as mind. The differences were plain to see between the two, but as father and son, there was no stronger bond. Rashour led Terrek's armies and fought with a tenacity found only in those who had been brought up on the Forgotten Freedom. Those born on the ship were unlike any found on the rest of Ebberon. Rashour was no exception. Though only in his twenties, he was already a powerful sorcerer and Bloodstorm Master. Terrek has seen to it that Rashour had had the best trainers in every aspect from sorcerery to tactics to nearly every weapon imaginable. Rashour nodded in understanding. Ever since his father had absorbed Sa’vor’s soul he’d been like this; oddly distant and more contemplative. Rashour wasn’t quite sure why but he didn’t think it was directly Sa’vor’s influence. Rashour: Father… I’ve been meaning to ask, will you be returning to the FF any time soon? You’ve been gone from it for so long… It’s been how many years since you’ve seen your grandkids? Terrek frowned slightly at this. It was true. Aside from brief visits just to check up on things, he hadn’t really been spending much time on the Forgotten Freedom. And with the news of Serene’s pregnancy, perhaps it was time to return for a bit. He released the handle of the blade, which simply melted into his arm and then spoke. Terrek: I suppose you’re right. It has been too long. And your sister is pregnant. Rashour: I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. I’ve got a bad feeling about this one for some reason. Terrek said nothing, but looked down at his workbench and started putting materials away. Rashour: You’ve sensed it too haven’t you? You’re worried about her. Terrek sighed and then looked up at his son. Terrek: Yes, I am. Serene as you know, was not my first born. I had a son before her. Rashour: Yea…. You said he was dead though. Terrek: He is. But he shouldn’t have been. There is a vein of sorcery that runs in our family. It is potent, almost raw power in some instances, my first son was one such instance. Rashour: What do you mean? Terrek: All sorcererous magic has some time of medium. Usually that medium is blood. Commonly dragon blood, but on occasion fiendish or celestial blood as well. There are also a few other obscure sources as well, but those are the main ones and the blood medium is almost always a constant. Now, down the line as the blood medium is passed on, it becomes more and more distilled, less powerful and less likely to carry with it the other aspects of the nature. This is how most sorcerers are, the distant descendents of one of the original blood sources and the blood has lost much of it’s potency by the time it actually presents itself. The opposite is true for us, for our line. For some reason, with each generation, the blood medium gets stronger, the magic more potent. My mother died the day I was born. With me, the birth itself was a trigger to unleashing magic for the first time and, through no conscious intent of my own, I accidentally killed her. I may very well have died as well if not for a passing mage that had sensed the magic emanating from me and taking me in as his own. With you, I placed protective spells on you when you were still in the womb, to keep from the same thing happening to your mother and half-brothers. Even now you don’t feel the full weight of all your power because I’ve had to seal much of it off till you have a better handle on it. I’ve also done this with your nieces and nephew. The thing is, you were all born from someone else’s womb; you from your mother and Dorvos, Teiza and Corre from Satnak. Now Serene is pregnant. This wasn’t supposed to happen. I didn’t tell them this though so they wouldn’t worry. Rashour: So why are you telling me? Terrek: Exposition. *points to now non-existent fourth wall.* Rashour: Ah. Terrek: So anyway… Rashour: Wait, wait, wait… So why wasn’t Serene supposed to be able to get pregnant? Terrek: Because I designed her that way. Rashour: Huh? I thought she was your daughter? Terrek: Nope. You didn’t think it was weird that she doesn’t have a mother? Rashour: :bored: This is the Forgotten Freedom we’re talking about here. Terrek: Point taken. Anyway, Serene is actually my clone, which by all genetic rights makes her me. Now I should have mentioned that this blood trait of my family’s is passed down in its most potent form on the female side. This is because it’s a more direct transfer of power. When the men of the family have kids, the blood trait is more distilled because the child is born of the mother, not directly through the bloodline as it is with a female. Rashour: So because Serene is giving birth to this child, it’ll be that much more powerful? Terrek: Yes. To the point where I’m not sure if it’s even a smart thing for her to give birth. Rashour: Father… You can’t mean… Terrek: No, I could never do that to my own blood, my own grandson. I’ve done horrible things, but I’m not a monster. Which still leaves us with the same problem; what do we do? . |
| ratslinky08-14-07, 11:57 PM | OOC: ratslinky, magic in the 'Way far future' is surpressed. It nether works as well as it should, nor does it always work at all. There is only one exception. Mythos creatures. The only reason Nina was able to use so much so well in Terra's tomb was due to it being a location of power. OOC: I am aware that magic is suppressed. In fact I thought no one could use it full stop but then when Nina was using magic outside of some office building I got confused. My original plan was to have Gaz in the material plane and Esabar in the ethereal plane and they used their ninth, eighth and maybe seventh level spells to keep the connection open. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-15-07, 12:46 AM | Satnak - Is it wrong that I think she's more attractive now?Izzy: It might be. Now prepare yourselves. V: Why? Izzy: We...ok, YOU all might be seconds from permanent, painful, and excruciating death if you're lucky. Lisa: But she wouldn't do that. Izzy: She's not Nina anymore. As kind as Nina was, Deis is just as if not more cruel. Lisa: No...no... *holds her head* She's...my little girl. Izzy: You remember? Lisa: I'm not sure, but I think so... All this time, Deis continued reaquainting herself with corporial existance. Satisfied, she turned to face the others. Immediately, a soul crushing fear gripped them all. Somewhere deep in each's psyche, past the conscious mind, buried in the ancient evolutionary past of their development, the paralytic defense against snakes took hold. Deis slithered closer, taking her time and enjoying the sight far too much as her forked tongue darted in and out from behind her fangs. Deis: :devil: It's nice to see you all again. She slithered up to Satnak and Dorvos, eyeing them gleefully. Deis: Hello, Sensei. I never did thank you for driving me so hard. And Dorvos? Dorvos: :mymy: Deis: I think I forgot to tell you what a great kisser you were. :evillaugh Next she moved between V and Michael, wrapping her arms around their shoulders while tentacles poked them in uncomfortable places. Deis: The pervert and the loser. Oh, what a wonderful sense of the ironic this universe has to make you two part of the force to repel Grandfather and his kin. Next she moved to Lisa, coming up from behind and wrapping about half way around her. Lisa, still frozen by her aura, swore Deis looked at her with those same eyes she had remembered from so long ago. Still, it was frightening when she leaned in towards her neck. Instead of a bite, she recieved a small peck on the cheek and one whispered statement. Deis: Good to see you again, Momma. Then on to Gaz, whom she tapped on the head, resulting in him falling flat on his back, still stiff as a board. She leaned in over him, sneering. Deis: Hiya. Lastly, she went to Izzy. Slowly and seductively, she wrapped herself around and around him, finally ending up with his face pointed up towards her by her sizable...tracts of land pressed against his chin. Deis: And hello again. You always were a cutie. A bit young for my tastes, and lacking enough appendages, but you certainly got my sister going. :devil: You've been rather busy since we last met...but I wonder if this team of "crack commandos" you've assembled can actually do the job when they can't even stand up to me. The fear subsided, and all but Izzy could once again move freely. Most, however, were unsure of what to do next. Deis: :smirk: Why don't you introduce me? Izzy: ...this is Deis Branford, Scion of Fear. All but Gaz looked about, unsure of what significance that title held. Izzy: Priestess of the Great Old Ones. That got their attention. Each took up a fighting stance in preparation for defending their lives. Deis: *laughs* Ah, that's the spirit. A sickening crunch sounded as she crushed every bone in Izzy's body, letting him drop in a heap. Deis: :lop: Let's see what you got. It was over almost before it began. Deis didn't even need to reinstate her Aura of Terror to overwhelm them. Dozens of tentacles with demonic heads sprouted from her back, ensnaring Lisa, Michael, and Dorvos before they could even move. V was caught midway though preparing a grenade, which one of the heads swallowed. The explosion went off harmlessly, a small whisp of smoke eminating from it's grinning mouth. Gaz and Satnak managed to leap out of the way of her first attack, Esabar getting off a Lightningbolt. It died almost instantly as Deis countered it, another tentacle wrapping itself around his legs and dragging him to earth with a thud. With all the others in tow, and without loosing any speed, Deis lunged at Satnak, parrying the whirling blades of death she created before encasing them in a sticky black substance that seemed to be made form darkness itself. Once restrained, Deis reeled her in slowly, savoring her victory. She brought her prey up close and grinned malevolently as she spoke. Deis: Seems I was right. You don't have what it takes. :schemes: But you will make fine minions. Her jaw dropped and split, her grotesquely deformed maw easily large enough to swallow Satnak whole. The Aura of Terror came back full force as Satnak watched her draw closer. Every sense, every thought, every fiber of her being cried out that Satnak remain still. Yet...somewhere deep down, another instinct kicked in. Almost on it's own, her free hand ripped it's way out of Deis's grip, grabbed her shotgun, jammed it against the roof of Deis's mouth, and pulled the trigger. Bits of skull went everywhere as the aura disappeared again and Deis lost her grip. The snake-lady flew backwards from the force of the blast, flopping lifelessly onto the ground. Izzy: *reforming his bones and in immense pain* Curse regeneration without pain dampeners! Satnak: You're still alive? Izzy: As is she. The shattered bits that had gone flying had already reassembled as Deis sat back up, cackling maniacally. The sight was at once disturbing and wrong as she continued to laught with only half a mouth. Until those pieces reattached, of course. Deis: Ah ha haaaaa! You're really something, you know that? All right, then. Seems I'm beholden to my promise. Satnak: *cocks the gun* And that means? Deis: Nina bound me to herself, and promised to give me her body once she died. This was on the condition that I help you, and not my masters. Of course, I refused to do so unless you proved you COULD repel this tide. :devil: Good job. Satnak: Izzy? Izzy: She's our ally as long as we're still able to repel the incursions. But...she's backstabbing, malevolent, and has no qualms in turning on us should we begin to fail. Deis: ;) You always were a charmer. OOC: Ok, that's the end of that sequence. As a note, Deis is effectively the most powerful being on the planet, assuming the rift at Buenos Aires is closed before anyone named gets through. Deis <-> Fear in the same way :88E: <-> Insanity. Speaking of :88E: , Deis is pretty much related to the Great Old Ones in the same way. :88E: is their High Priest, Deis is their High Priestess. She's nowhere near as strong, but you get the idea. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-15-07, 12:54 AM | OOC: I am aware that magic is suppressed. In fact I thought no one could use it full stop but then when Nina was using magic outside of some office building I got confused. My original plan was to have Gaz in the material plane and Esabar in the ethereal plane and they used their ninth, eighth and maybe seventh level spells to keep the connection open.OOC: She only used Teleport there from what I remember, and her connection to Deis (as described above) gives her a bit of an advantage. When you're connected to one of the few beings that can truly use magic anymore, you're gonna have a better chance of it working. The Protection from Arrows and Featherfall were low level spells (much easier to pull off), and the Prismatic Walls were Deis all the way. As for Esabar, the Planes have been mostly locked away until recently. They'd have been separated for a really long time between the original sealing and the recent weakening (can't have any back door entrances, so that connection would have to have been severed as well). I just figured they were two spirits living in the same body this time through. The "voice in my head" so to speak. |
| rampant08-15-07, 01:18 AM | Satnak - ... She's still really hot. |
| rampant08-15-07, 02:02 AM | Rashour - ... Terrek - Yes? Rashour - Father, I've been studying Satnak and the clans there may be greater concerns. Dorvos, Corre, and Teiza, are all prodigies to some extent or another. Dorvos has music, Corre's weapon work is far beyond what I was able to accomplish at her age. Teiza has nearly mastered a power even you don't understand entirely, and might someday exceed even those who were born to it. Terrek - The clans teach their children to push themselves. Rashour - I pushed myself Father! It won't be more than 2 maybe 3 decades before Corre surpasses me as a Martial Adept. By that time Dorvos's music will leave all but Serene in the dust, and even my sister will be hardpressed to play on his level. Teiza...Teiza is.... words fail me, I've seen demon lords less terrifying than that child. She plots, and watches, and practices. Her Reafros project is nearing completion, and you know better than I what that means. Terrek - Yes, that she may very well exceed Elina, and possibly even Terra as a mistress of shadow. Rashour - Dorvos has channeled the magical talent into his music, much like Serene. Teiza has focused hers upon the shadow paths. Strangely Corre seems to have none. Terrek - I suspect Teiza has it. Their embryonic developement was... interesting. Rashour - In each case the children have used their inborn psionic natures to channel their sorcerous power in an unusual direction. If what you say about the females of our clan is true. Then this child will have much more of that spark to channel, maybe more than what it can handle, possibly enough to loose the childs instinctive control of its psionic heritage. According to Ketty something like that happened before, A d'Frenet once conceived the Teifling child of a Half-Fiend Warlock who was himself the child of Asmodeus's unamed predacessor. Both parents died as the magic destabilized the awakening psionic force within the child's mind, along with most of the d'Frenets and the entire Ba'atomef Devil breed. The child is now known only as Nexus a vestige that grants its binders unique abilities that warp both psionics and magic in their use. So Satnak's blood can act as either a mitigator or an amplifier. Maybe we should attempt to seal the child like Terra did with her brood? or atleast redirect the flow somehow? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-15-07, 06:00 AM | Bunny: Oh look, :bored: more power. (checks RBFG) Word Being: Two minutes and some tinfoil. Silver: What'll that do? Word Being: I can beat anyone using just my smarts, two minutes, and some tinfoil. Silver: …………………Tinfoil? :confused: Word Being: Single best invention for a low budget. |
| cypher_zero08-15-07, 10:06 AM | Rashour - In each case the children have used their inborn psionic natures to channel their sorcerous power in an unusual direction. If what you say about the females of our clan is true. Then this child will have much more of that spark to channel, maybe more than what it can handle, possibly enough to loose the childs instinctive control of its psionic heritage. According to Ketty something like that happened before, A d'Frenet once conceived the Teifling child of a Half-Fiend Warlock who was himself the child of Asmodeus's unamed predacessor. Both parents died as the magic destabilized the awakening psionic force within the child's mind, along with most of the d'Frenets and the entire Ba'atomef Devil breed. The child is now known only as Nexus a vestige that grants its binders unique abilities that warp both psionics and magic in their use. So Satnak's blood can act as either a mitigator or an amplifier. Maybe we should attempt to seal the child like Terra did with her brood? or atleast redirect the flow somehow? Terrek: You don’t think I’ve thought of that? I’ve already sealed those three, I did when they were still in the womb. But Satnak’s physiology plays a larger role than you’re guessing. The psionic nature that both amplifies and directs their sorcereous abilities also makes them more resistant to both magic and psionics. They broke their seals when they were just coming out of toddler age. Yours are still in place, but that’s only because I’ve had time to work on them and strengthen them as you got older. Rashour: Wait… Why are mine still in place? I can handle it! Terrek: True, but you have to work all the harder to get better when you’re put under limitations. When you do finally lift the seals, you’ll see just how powerful you really are. Rashour: And just how long will that take? Terrek: Oh, about two hundred years or so depending on how hard to you work at it. Rashour: :OMG! What!? Terrek: :bored: I’m nearly two thousand years old. Trust me, when you’re immortal, two hundred years is nothing. Rashour: Still though, they’ll have all blown past me by that point! Terrek: Then I guess you’d better work you butt off hadn’t you? Rashour: *grumble* Terrek: Besides, you’ve got an advantage on them anyway. Rashour: What’s that? Terrek: You spend a lot more time here than they do. Time flows faster. Lets you get in years of training where they only get weeks in. Anyway back to the matter at hand. With this child the seals are still going to break early, no matter what I do. The other problem is there’s too much in the way of sorcerery for the psionic aspect of his blood to direct. It’d be like trying to move a river with just a shovel. What is actually more likely to happen is that the child will become something of a power vacuum in his early years; he’ll draw in the powers of others, duplicating them in himself but without nearly the control that comes with years of practice. Imagine a mortal toddler with the ability to cast meteor shower at will. Rashour: Ummm… I’m pretty sure one of the kids on the FF did that at some point… Terrek: Son, you’ve got to stop thinking in terms of the FF and start thinking in terms of the rest of the world. Anywhere else in the world that would be devastating. What I’m trying to say here is that I’ll only be able to moderately limit the child’s abilities… and as for directing them… that’s something that’s going to take him a lot longer than it has with any of you and until the point he does master it, he’ll be a danger to all but the Ubers on the ship. Rashour: Oh. Well, I guess it’s a good thing he’s got us then. Terrek: You’re not an Uber. Rashour: I’m not?! But I’m like epic level and stuff! Terrek: Yeah, well, we had to change the requirements to be an Uber to stop everyone from calling themselves that undeservingly. Rashour: So what are the requirements to be an Uber then? Terrek: Well… You have to possess enough raw power to either take over the world or destroy it on a whim. Rashour: And we let these people walk around and have kids!? Terrek: I know. Scary ain’t it? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-15-07, 10:14 AM | Back in the past, at the Arcanix breakfast hall………… As the students are seated at their respected tables some of the teachers come in and sit down. Lilly spots a very familiar face among them. Lilly: 0_0 Harmony: What the :censored: is it now? Lilly: That's Jelousy! Harmony looks where he's pointing. Harmony: Moron. That's Prof. McGottaliver, the transmutation teacher. Don't draw attention to us, because we've got class with the :censored: this morning. Lilly: That's no woman, that's a man! I fought him several years ago when me and my brother were trying to find the Philosopher's Stone. Ron: She's wearing a dress. *secret swig* BURP! Lilly: Well, I'll admit he's really androgenous. Look, I'm telling you that's a clone-homonuculous— Harmony: Shut the :censored: up. Tell me, how do you make a clone? Lilly: You take a bit of someone— Harmony: So a clone has to be a clone of someone else. Is that penetrating your :censored: brain? Lilly: Uh, yeah, I guess. ********* Later, in McGottaliver's office… McGottaliver: (looks around carefully) Okay, Rage, Ambition, you can come out now. Two more clone-homonuculi emerged from the various paraphenalia strewn about the room. Jelousy: He's here. Ambition: Finally, I'm :censored: tired of waiting! Rage: Kill, KILL! Jelousy: Soon, Rage, soon. But first we need to carry out the plan. Otherwise we end up with nothing. Ambition: After all this time spent waiting and plotting, we'll finally get the powers we've always deserved. Jelousy: Well we can't do anything until you go get the dummy. Ambition: Hey, no sweat. We'll go get him, grab the Galan kid, and make the switch. Jelousy: Good to see you've got it memorized. And this plan is so simple that there can't possibly be any screwups. Now it's time to laugh maniacly. All three: :evillaugh: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-15-07, 10:18 AM | Rashour: And we let these people walk around and have kids!? Terrek: I know. Scary ain’t it? Terrek: Plus we know who's in charge of the whole enterprise, and she's creative. |
| rampant08-15-07, 10:26 AM | Jelousy: ...And this plan is so simple that there can't possibly be any screwups. ... 13 - You do realize I'm going to take that as a challenge. |
| Demonfey08-15-07, 12:03 PM | Bunny: Oh look, :bored: more power. (checks RBFG) Word Being: Two minutes and some tinfoil. Silver: What'll that do? Word Being: I can beat anyone using just my smarts, two minutes, and some tinfoil. Silver: …………………Tinfoil? :confused: Word Being: Single best invention for a low budget. Ilt takes out a notepad, and writes down tinfoil. Word Being: Why're you doing that? Ilt: You think you're the only one who tries to use knowledge instead of power? Also, what can you do with a roll of duct tape? |
| urial angel of death08-15-07, 12:06 PM | OOC: Warning do not click link if you dislike spoilers and have not read chapter 70 of full metal alchemist. Terra has a brother (http://www.readmanga.com/view.php?currtitle=1&chap=070&img=38). And has the same ahem tastes (http://www.readmanga.com/view.php?currtitle=1&chap=071&img=1). IC: Mythos Park Nalfien: God damnit! There's a fight to end the world and I'm not there! I don't need teleport I said it would be one less destruction spell I said. Cuddles: Well you can always content yourself to kill those that you couldn't before. Nalfien: Guess you're right. Nalfien motions toward the door in front of him. It flies off of its hinges and into thecentral control room destroying several computers. Inside are Wu, Kanatash, and Terra. Wu: What the hell are you doing Nalfien we need those to track Terrek and the kids not to mention get the park back on line. Nalfien: Ah yes Terrek I'll have to get to him eventually as well. Your purpose is served. Sound of Fire! (fire admixtured shout for the rules lawyers) The unfortunate scientist crumples to the ground as his bones snapped and his flesh burned. Kanatash: Well **** this. The old man jumps for the window and is half way through before Cuddles catches up. Cuddles: Have an incorpreal spleen on me will you! Cuddles rips off Kanatash's lowwer half allowing the rest of him to simply fall out of the window. Terra: They didn't do anything and you just killed them; why!? Nalfien: Because killing is amazing, it's like sex but there's a winner. Because you are all lesser beings than me. Because I gain power from your dwindling lifeforce as they leave your bodies. But most importantly because I can! Shatter *all the remaining computers are destroyed* Enough talk now you die. Fireball The blast of flame is caught in the air as it speeds toward Terra by a wall of shadow. As Nalfien readies another he feels a vaguely familiar sensation that of a tentacle ripping through his back. Wu: You first. Nalfien: But didn't I just kill you? Wu: Maybe. Nalfien is slammed in the head by several more tentacles, knocking him to the ground. Wu: Of course there is always the fact that I'm not human to factor in. Good morning Terra. Terra: Who.. who... Wu: Oh yes this new form. Wu flesh begins to writhe and his bones relocate, until he resemble a thirteen year old boy. Volrath: How about now Terra. --------- Outside Kanatash or what is left of him is surrounded by neon colored insects. Kanatash: What do you want little guys. If you're going to eat me please atleast wait till I'm actually dead. The incests begin biting him all over; releasing their mind altering vemon into his veins. Kanatash: *eyes regaining eerie glow* Yes masters I see. The heroes will not be a problem. |
| rampant08-15-07, 01:35 PM | Maladren - No you cannot have a cookie. COLE! STOP TRYING TO BURN THE SQUIRRELS THEY'RE FIRE PROOF AIM FOR THE REDSHIRTS! Come along now A.W.L. we need o get the shopping done. Poppy - MOMMY! Maladren - not now dear mommy's bus- I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER! |
| rampant08-15-07, 04:07 PM | Ivy - Mommy! Hyrd - Ivy Mommy! Maladren - NOT YOU TOO! -------------------------------------- Lily - *writing a note home* Dear Mother, Hope you are well, my first week has been a real blast, but i still miss your warm fuzzy embrace. ------------------------------------------ Maladren - ... Elina? Elina - Yeah? Maladren - Would you help me kill my E.B.N.E. Elina - Sure OORampant - ... ... Oh Crap! I gotta :hides: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-15-07, 06:41 PM | Nalfien: Because killing is …like sex… Bunny: :OMG! That is the most untrue thing in the history of anything! OOcat: Sex is inherently funny. 13: Indeed: One goes: *shlick, THUD* The other goes: *shlick* "Oh yeah." Ivy - *writing a note home* Dear Mother, OOC: Where is Ivy that he's writing home? |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-15-07, 06:54 PM | Wu flesh begins to writhe and his bones relocate, until he resemble a thirteen year old boy. Volrath: How about now Terra.Terra: :confused: I... Her conscious mind reeled, trying to make sense of what she'd just seen. This boy...why did he look so familiar? Something buried in her subconscious screamed at her, but what it meant she could not tell. Nalfein: That HURT DAMMIT! Volrath: Back off, Nalfein. You can't beat me and you know it. Nalfein: Maybe not. I just have one thing to say. Disintegrate A thin green light sprang from his finger, darting out towards Terra. Time seemed to slow for Terra as the ray neared, the screaming in her head growing even louder. From nowhere, something black, almost as if it were made of shadow itself, appeared before her. The ray glanced off it, removing a large section of the wall. Nalfein: :tantrum: OH FOR THE LOVE OF-! You're supposed to DIE when I do that! :tantrum: Terra: I'm...sorry? Uh...Wu- Volrath: Volrath. Terra: Volrath. What the hell just happened? Volrath: You'll figure it out. Grabbing her with his tentacles, Volrath carried her out the newly created opening in the wall and away from Nalfein. Nalfein: Dammit, Cuddles! They're getting away! Cuddles: *snarf* *chew* *devour* |
| rampant08-15-07, 07:06 PM | OOC: I meant Lily, fixed now |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-15-07, 07:55 PM | OOC: Exactly what list of Mythos gods are we using? Because we know there are at least two versions. |
| urial angel of death08-15-07, 09:11 PM | OOC: Pretty much the list in Call of Cthulhu roleplaying game. Though some are not being used right now because either I can't figure out good story related to them or don't know enough about them. Such as the elephant guy from the hills, the serpent Yig, glacky (sp), and the wendigo like one. |
| rampant08-15-07, 11:50 PM | Raggedy redshirt wearing apocalypse sign - The end of days is come! Satnak - Let's see we got lemons, oranges, and mangos. Raggedy Redshirt - You are the mother of the armaggedon! Satnak - What did Teiza do this time? Raggedy Redshirt - The child born of two mothers carried in a steel womb an- *squish* Satnak - Fertilizer check. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-16-07, 10:01 AM | OOcat: HEY EVERYONE! THEY'VE ANNOUNCED 4E! WE CAN UPGRADE! Everyone: :bored: OOcat: Why do I have to be the announcer-scapgoat? :mad: 13: Because none of the rest of us are that dumb. OOC: 4E? Please. We're on like 666th Edition. |
| rampant08-16-07, 11:29 AM | Tirmek - A jeeze now I need to go get my stats overhauled. Are there even gonna be meldshapers in 4e? |
| urial angel of death08-16-07, 11:36 AM | OOC: I really hope you're kidding. Dang I have a really good fourth edition panic poster, but it's on my harddrive and I have no image hosting. IC: The Forgotten Freedom as if deciding to prove once again that a machine is not dead until you destroy its computer begins to once again rise. This time however it is using its bladed arms as legs in a spider-like formation. That is of course like a wounded and mangled spider that has had its four other legs ripped off by a some sick child, you know the type, how you were as a kid. Momo begins launching even more missiles at the thing but to no avail. Momo: *on phone* Tirmek its central parts are far more resistant to attacks. Got any bright ideas? Tirmek: Couldn't you start sniping at some vital weak point? Momo: I have been sniping! Tirmek: What the hell are you talking about you're just launching missiles at the damn thing! Momo's views on sniping (http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h128/Jalinth/motivator-Snipe_Hunter-HG.jpg) |
| Papermonday08-16-07, 11:38 AM | Brickson and Lemon are sitting at front of the Forgotten Freedom. Lemon: So how is lichedom working out for you, Bricky? Brickson: Good. I feel more alive. I feel vigorous. I feel like I could take on the world. Lemon: Great for you. Man, it was fun while it lasted. You know what, I almost that girl and Pecko. Why did they have to take up that work in that bloody bar?! Damn minoutaurs, you can't trust them, can you? Brickson: Minoutaur said. Lind's dance made men feel more alive. Made men feel more vigorous. Made men feel like they could take on the world. He said she was good for business. Lemon: I never understood the big deal with those dances. I mean, the dance of discovery channel wasn't all that special. All she did was moving her hips a lot. And those singing monkies she summons are weird http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htvyzKqtEV0:shifty: |
| urial angel of death08-16-07, 12:33 PM | OOC something (http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/1657/motivprimejy2.jpg)I had to share Also something (http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2362/motivtempba5.jpg)for Kaizer |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-16-07, 03:38 PM | OOC: I really hope you're kidding. OOC: That makes two of us. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htvyzKqtEV0:shifty: OOC: We found this some time ago. We have made it Silver's official theme song. something (http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/2362/motivtempba5.jpg)for Kaizer Silver: You want, I can come up with whatever biology you want. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-16-07, 09:40 PM | Silver: You want, I can come up with whatever biology you want.OOKaizer: But you HAVE the biology already. You helped me work out the details, remember? Silver: So? Doesn't mean I can't make more. It's not like you're going to tell them how it happened. OOKaizer: :( Only because it'd get me banned for always and eternity. Silver: :mad: Describing the tender act of love, "basic human" to "horrific creature from beyond reality" varieties, is a huge no no, yet graphic descriptions of violence, disfiguration, and torture are perfectly fine. The injustice of it all! :rant: 13: :D |
| Papermonday08-17-07, 12:10 AM | OOC: We found this some time ago. We have made it Silver's official theme song. OOC: Explains the weird monkies:shifty: |
| rampant08-17-07, 01:34 AM | Serene - Ok this is ridiculous. Tirmek - I know how you feel. Satnak - :zzz: *sleep glomping Serene* Sarah - :zzz: *sleep glomping Tirmek* |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-17-07, 02:03 AM | How Elina is dealing with Lilly being away Elina: *holding a copy of Dune* I agree with your conclusion that the Bene Gesserit were misguided in their methods to create the Kwisatz Haderach, but letting you sleep with Jessica wouldn't make things all better. The view pans out to show Elina sitting on a couch next to a crudely drawn cardboard cutout of Lilly with strings running from it to Elina. Cardboard Lilly: Oh, Elina. You're so smart. Elina: :D Why thank you, Lilly. I guess I am pretty smart. Teiza: *facepalm* We can all tell you're just immitating Lilly's voice, badly at that. You've got to stop this. It's just sad. Elina: Says Ms. "I'm doing something to surpass beings born as a living extension of shadow in it's use even though I don't have any true idea what I'm really getting myself into". Cardboard Lilly: Elina, you're so smart. Teiza: :uh-huh: That's the best you can come up with? Elina: It works, doesn't it? Or would you rather Ms. "going to get myself in over my head and possibly end up a vegetable"? How about Ms. "I'm so confident in my knowledge that I'll ignore the warning signs and end up destroying myself"? Maybe Ms. "So what if Sensei and Elina said there were things they can do that I can't, or that using shadowmagic irresponsibly was extremely dangerous? I'm gonna do things my way anyway and end up in worse situations than they did"? Cardboard Lilly: Elina, you are so smart. Teiza: :bored: This whole bit is probably the most disturbing thing you've done recently. |
| rampant08-17-07, 02:35 AM | Teiza - *looks at the cardboard lily* ... Make that ever, and I'm counting the time you went evil overlord on us. Besides I've accepted that I will never have your instinctive feel for the shadows, or even your ability to be truly one with them. Doesn't mean I can't best you with them.:P |
| rampant08-17-07, 02:55 AM | Satnak's dreamscape Images of her family swirl about her as she reflects upon the joyous insanity that is her family. A bleak horizon takes shape and at the center of it is an image of a newborn. --------------------------------- Material realm Satnak awakens to Scias trying to filch Teiza's tirelessness in order to avoid having to go back to bed after waking up in the middle of the night and letting homework out of Deis's room. Satnak - *yawn* Stupid dreams, gotta remember to vaporize a few quory this weekend, put the fear of me back into them. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-17-07, 02:56 AM | Elina: The "evil overlord" bit is one of the things I'm refering to. I went in deeper than I was ready and opened the door to the one who incited that little string of episodes. Teiza: Still doen't contradict me. Elina: I'm saying that, if you really wanted to beat me with my own essense, you would have to be as close to it as I am or better. Anything less and it's like trying to kill a Fire Elemental with Fire while not being Nalfein. ----- Kerrith: Are you alright, Master? Nalfein: ...yeah, I think so. The horrible feeling of the power of fire being disrespected has gone away. ----- Elina: Mom has warned you. I have warned you. The danger in this art is ever present. Many of my and Mom's problems can be traced directly to our attempts to plumb the depths of it's power. Teiza: And I've promised to be careful. Elina: I only hope you hold to that. |
| rampant08-17-07, 03:28 AM | Teiza - But I will still best you, if not with power, then with tactics and skill. My shadowblades are almost as sharp as yours bladeweaver, and just as a sample: How about a quick bar from the refrain?:devil: Elina - :confused: A colorless double of Elina lunges at the original from out of nowhere. Elina dismisses the shadow, but not before its touch sends a flicker of fire and ice through her mind. Turning to face Teiza she lashes out with her mindblade and strikes nothing. The shadow copy fading into a wisp before the blade even makes contact. Elina - What the? A blast of Shadow rips up from the floor and Elina is face to face with an old friend. Her own personal fire chakram mindblade was held with its searing blade less than a half inch from her face. Teiza - *holding the blade in her crystal tendrils while looking up through a hole in the floor directly into Elina's eyes, if one looks closely a second tebdril is pulling itself from the ceiling underneath where the Teiza shadow had stood* Unlike you and Sensei I practice traditional shadowcasting as well as your methods. When combined the whole is greater than the sum of its parts. I opened with standard Mystery you know it in theory it creates a temporary shadow of the target and its touch temporarily disrupts their mind. By linking it to my shadow via a technique Sensei taugh me I can make contact with the mind and draw forth memories and thoughts if only for a short time. The duplicate of me was also a normal Mystery effect nothing more than a cheap illusion, except you sensed me in it anyway. By hiding an extrusion of my crystal within it, It fooled you into attacking it. A blink shirt dropped me below when you turned to deal with your double and I set the fake me behind you. Then drew the memory of the mindblade and duplicated it for a time with more of the techniques Sensei taught me. The mindblade dissapates. Teiza - This is just the tip of the iceberg. ----------------------------------------------- Later in Teiza's room Teiza is standing over her sink with a slight red trickle running from her ear. Teiza - Gotta be tougher than this, gotta be careful like Sensei said. |
| Charles Phipps08-17-07, 03:34 AM | OOC: The cardboard Lilly thing, is tragically, what I will probably remember 20 years from now about this game Kaizer_Ryu :-) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-17-07, 07:59 AM | OOC: No offense, guys, but I was under the impression that I had Scias and Teiza off on another storyline. IC: It had been several hours on the black boat. It was obviously powered in some way, since it had no sails and there was a dead calm anyway. Teiza had explored the ship thoroughly out of sheer paranoia, but she found all there was that she could access was the above deck and a space in the interior that was little more than a long box with interior lighting. There was a bar to one side, but it lay empty after Teiza had made it quite clear the two of them were not drinking anything that might be drugged. The black armored figure that had lowered the gangplank was nowhere to be found. It seemed the only other person aboard was Jeeves, and he stood at the bow looking out for something. Jeeves (over a speaker system): Anouncement to all passengers: We are approaching our destination. The arena dome is visible off the bow. With both Scias and Teiza just sitting on deck they needed to do little but look forward. The fog was still thick, but a scary spikey-rock island was visible as a shadow. As the boat drew closer the semi-circular top of the shadow resolved into a huge dome. Bisected by a black line one side was red and the other white. Jeeves: We will be disembarking shortly. All passengers please have your luggage ready. Meanwhile……… Chu (seeing the dome): :mymy: Chuuuuu. Chi: Chiiiii. Chu: Chu. :nonono: Chi: :confused: Chi? |
| rampant08-17-07, 10:47 AM | OOC: No offense, guys, but I was under the impression that I had Scias and Teiza off on another storyline. Screw physics |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-17-07, 11:30 AM | Sarah: If that's all it took, you're really slacking off. Elina: Perhaps. Sarah: We both know regular Shadowmagic won't win against us. Even when coupled with our unique skills. Elina: Us? No. Most anything else? Yes. Sarah: :bored: So you're just gonna let her believe she's close? Elina: If it means she keeps up her efforts...yes. She's knows Shadowmagic's biggest strengths are the distractions, the draining effects, and the punchthrough. She does not fully comprehend the why or how it really occurs. Or why we limit ourselves to it's use so much. Sarah: It's amazing no one's asked how you beat the Dragon Councelors so easily. Elina: I'd rather they not. I'm not proud of that accomplishment, nor how I went about it. Tirmek still thinks my ability to bind them was based solely on my connection to spirits. Sarah: That's not entirely untrue. Elina: No, but it's still wrong. |
| rampant08-17-07, 11:55 AM | Scias - *scribble* Why are you so hyped up on beating Elina with the shadow? Teiza - ...*sigh* Sensei was important to me too. I scare people Scias. Even you and Momo have moments when you're terrified of me. She was never afraid of me, the only person besides my parents who I could really talk to about things. My first teacher aside from Mother and Mommy, and I never got to repay her. Scias - Scribble <repay?> Teiza - The best thing a student can do for a teacher, surpass them. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-17-07, 08:21 PM | Teiza - The best thing a student can do for a teacher, surpass them.Teiza: I guess I'm unsure of why she's trying to discourage me. Scias: *scribble* She recognizes your talent, but it's your hew hyu overconfidence she's worried about. Teiza: :rolleyes: It's spelled h-u-b-r-i-s. Scias: *pulls out a notepad* *scribble* Thanks. Teiza: Sensei told me about that many times. Even when she was overtaken by Khyber, that was a constant theme. Elina sounds like a freaking broken record. What am I doing that's got them so worried? Scias: *scribble* Your project to combine Shadowmagic and the skills Mom taught you is akin to taking both Sorceror and Wizard to get the cool parts of each. Lots of work, not the best focus of your abilities, and a setup for frustration when it's not as awesome as you think. Teiza: Wow, you're getting good if you fit that much on the sign. Scias: :D *scribble* Mom started you off on learning Shadow magic before delving deeper, right? Teiza: Yeah. Scias: *scribble* That's because what we do is the foundation for shadowmagic. What she taught you was essentially breaking down Shadowmagic into more efficient and more direct abilities. Imagine that a Shadowcaster is to Shadow magic like a Wizard is to Arcane magic. Teiza: Not hard. Scias: *scribble* Now imagine you took the Wizards ability to learn any number of spells, a Sorcerors ability to cast spontaniously, the Warlock's unlimited casting per day, and the Elemental Savant's immunities and enhancements and rolled them into one. Teiza: That's what you guys are like? Scias: *scribble* That's after the fifth seal. Teiza: :mymy: Scias: *scribble* That's one difference in being born into it and having to learn it. The other is...you have the choice not to deal with it. Teiza: It? Scias: *scribble* It's difficult to describe. It's like...as the seals fade, we grow closer to the very essense of shadow. It's nothing like the essense of fire, or ice, or any "normal" element. This is the foundation of creation. I've seen glimpses of it, and it scares the bejeezus out of me. Teiza: What's it like? Scias: *scribble* Imagine a river, infinitely deep and infinitely wide. While you cannot see the current, you know it would wash you away before you were even aware of it. This is the true source of our power, but it is also our greatest lya leya liya- Teiza: L-i-a-b-i-l-i-t-y. Scias: *scribble* -liability. Try and make it bend to your will and you will break. Get too deep, and it swallows you. The best we can hope for is to redirect the flow. Elina is terrified you'll discover how to access it and try to do so when you lose. Teiza: :mad: When?! Scias: *scribble* Like she said, you'd be more successful killing a Fire Elemental with Fire without posessing the subtype Nalfein than beating her when she's an extension of the forces you're going to use against her. That, and she's like three times your level. We are this stuff. The draining effects, illusions, compulsions, etc. of shadow-based spells? We're immune to that after a certain point. Nina, Deis, Momo, and I aren't yet, but Sarah and Elina have been since they were eleven. Teiza: Then why the act? Scias: *scribble* She want's you to keep going, but to find another path, and she's not sure how to do that without making you do something rash. Trying to replace Mom or Elina-ne as mistress of shadow just isn't going to happen. They have a deeper understanding and greater grasp of it's inner workings than you can. And, frankly, they don't want you to go there for your own good. That's why Elina said to develop techniques other than the ones you see us do. It's not as great being us as you seem to think. Teiza: Does this have to do with her comment about the "evil overlord" incident being related to her discouragements? Scias: *scribble* Yep. But you'll have to ask her about it when we get back. It's not my place to say. |
| rampant08-17-07, 09:12 PM | Teiza - Meh fine next time I'll drop a Mindblast on her. Scias - *scribble* <you do realize you sounded just like Kithle there> Teiza - Where did you think I picked it up? Mother's got this thing against Mindblast, Ego-whip, thought sheild and a bunch other powers. Mutters something about "Psionic combat my arse" and gets an irritated look on her face. |
| rampant08-18-07, 01:32 AM | Lucky - Oh its good to get out of the bar and some fresh air. Serene - Hi lucky! Lucky - h- *in creepy trance voice* The child born of steel blood and crystal eyes Light and darkness both defied *end creepy trance voice* -i serene! wanna go shoe shopping? Serene - :uh-huh: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-18-07, 09:23 AM | Serene - :uh-huh: Saberiel: Oh, she's not doing it again, is she? :mad: Serene: You mean she's done this before? Saberiel: A month now. Serene: It must be very disconcerting. Saberiel: The funky voice prophecies are pretty bad too. Serene: :uh-huh: Saberiel: But all you have to do for those is smack her one. |
| rampant08-18-07, 04:53 PM | OORampant - Where did I put the toothpaste? Corre - Ok I really should know better than to ask, but.... What's up with him? 13 - he's getting ready to camp out for fourth edition. Corre - ... But he's a nerd sunlight burns those and the release is months away. 13 - That's why he's gonna see something shiny and forget all about it. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-18-07, 05:42 PM | Back at Arcanix Lilly, Harmony, and Rob are emerging from a big auditorium. Harmony: What the :censored: was that all about? Sexual harassment? I'd like to see some :censored:-brained :censored: try that on me without ending up in the :censored: necromancy department. Rob: That had to be the worse assembly ever. Lilly: Actually, I quite enjoyed it. Rob: :uh-huh: Harmony: WT:censored:? Lilly: Seriously, that was way better then the one they gave us when I joined the King's Wands over in Karrnath. Harmony: I'm going to regret asking, but— Lilly: You really don't want to know. It sent many a man to the sanitarium. Rob: :( I don't think I'm drunk enough for this yet. Harmony: Ooooooohhhhh yes I do. It's like that :censored: tome of forbidden lore they told us not to open last year. Once you know it exists you :censored: have to do it. Lilly: Don't say I didn't warn you…………[ WARNING: SOUTH PARK (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF7vtrmHCDE&mode=related&search=) ] Harmony: …………………………………………………………Man, that is :censored:-up. Lilly: I told you my terrible secret. Now you have to tell me what you found in that tome. Harmony: Pictures with a frying-pan holding mind flayer in the background giving the thumbs-up sign. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-18-07, 06:01 PM | Harmony: Pictures with a frying-pan holding mind flayer in the background giving the thumbs-up sign. OOC: YAY TED! And Sexual Harrasmant Panda was wierd, even by South Park standards... IC: Harmony: But seriously, what the :censored: is up with that :censored: cardboard thing you're carrying around?! Cardboard Elina: Keep your hands off my man, B*tch! Lilly: This is my girlfriend in lifesize cardboard format. Rob: :pint: I'm still not drunk enough for this... :pint: Harmony: You're just :censored: pretending to make it talk in a :censored: awful impression of a female voice! Lilly: I keep her around so I'm not as lonely being separated from my true love. She's even hotter than this replica indicates. Harmony: It looks like a :censored: five year old drew it you :censored:! ----- Butters: Aw, gee. I certainly hope my drawing is ok. 'cause my whole self-esteem rehabilitation may hinge on that. *scrying image pops up and shows Harmony's merciless critique of said drawing* Butters: Well, there goes my last shred of confidence. Deis & Vlad: :devil: :evillaugh |
| rampant08-18-07, 06:22 PM | Teiza - Where's the buffet? Jeeves - I'm sorry Miss, but Teiza - *holds up a fork* :devil: Jeeves - dinner will be served in 5 minute. |
| rampant08-18-07, 06:46 PM | Xiath - HAAAAAAAAA! Sithis - :gah: :duel: Xiath - :duel: Feal'thas - Note to self giving Xiath lessons with the double scimitar, good idea. Using sithis as sparring partner, evil idea. :devil: Sithis - *parryparryparry* Get this crazy girl away from me! Xiath - WHEEEEEE! *wild onslaught of steel* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-18-07, 06:56 PM | Jeeves - *sigh* dinner will be served in 5 minutes… Jeeves: …on the dining level. Here is your map of the dome. Please try not to be über. Teiza: Okay, bub, what is this place? Jeeves: This shining establishment to entertainment is the Lightening God Colosseum, the multi-dimensional hub for all things competitive as seen on animé. The ship has come up near enough to the island that the dividing band on the dome can now be seen to be a lightening-bolt shape. Jeeves: We shall be docking in 1 minute. OOC: If you've ever wanted to make fun of the constant battle attitude in animé shows, this is your chance to go wild. |
| rampant08-18-07, 07:55 PM | Teiza - According to the map this is the food court. HEY AWESOME THEY HAVE A DRAGONMEAT DEN! --------------------------------------------------- at the DMD Manager - Alright people all hands on deck! batten down the hatches! prepare for the LUCH BUFFET! |
| Lord Kale Fangblade08-18-07, 08:47 PM | Xiath - HAAAAAAAAA! Sithis - :gah: :duel: Xiath - :duel: Feal'thas - Note to self giving Xiath lessons with the double scimitar, good idea. Using sithis as sparring partner, evil idea. :devil: Sithis - *parryparryparry* Get this crazy girl away from me! Xiath - WHEEEEEE! *wild onslaught of steel* Poor Sithis, She's already giving him a run for his money. I hate to think what she's going to be like as a teen... |
| rampant08-18-07, 09:09 PM | I hate to think what she's going to be like as a teen... Feal'thas - :hides: :weep: |
| Charles Phipps08-18-07, 10:01 PM | Hogwash School of Witchcraft and Wizardry An Arcanix Sub-chapter Lilly: Man, I :censored: hate it at this school. Cardboard Elina: .... Lilly: I mean, it's fun being the object of every girl's fantasy. It's like being Orlando Bloom what with me being the Guy Who Lived. Cardboard Elina: .... Lilly: *casts Cantrip* Cardboard Elina: *badly immitated Elina voice* Oh, I'm not jealous at all! Stud! Lilly: Why thank you Elina! Cause, I gotta admit, kissing isn't technically cheating. Plus, that Hermmy girl IS filling out quite nicely. Elina: :headexplo Lilly: Oh :censored: the real one is behind me. Elina: *WHAMS LILLY WITH HAMMER* Lilly: Awwwww, sweet beautiful Elina violence! How I've missed you! Elina: It's visitation day! Lilly: :cloud9: |
| rampant08-18-07, 10:06 PM | Lily - Well now that you're here maybe we can get some alone time? Elina - Actually? Your "mom" is here too. Maladren - *clutching letter and shaking with fury* I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER! |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-18-07, 10:54 PM | Harmony: What the :censored:? Are you supposed to be some :censored: lonely fan-boy's wet dream? Elina: *poses sexily* Yep. Lilly: :drool: *continues being strangled by Maladren* Elina: :smirk: Jealous? Harmony: Why the :censored: would I be jealous of a :censored: hussy like you? Elina: :P I'm a dead sexy racoon-girl with an amazing rack. Have you even hit puberty yet? :devil: Harmony: :headexplo Rob: :love: Elina: :confused: Harmony: Oh, :censored: no! Rob: *kneels and kisses Elina's hand* May I ask the name of the angel that has graced our undeserving school with her presense? Elina: :mymy: |
| rampant08-19-07, 02:12 AM | Tirmek - AH HELL NO! *touch* Rob - I ain't drunk enough for this. *BOOOM* Lily - What did you do? Tirmek - Like I said Casters on this realm have no idea how to gaurd their spell slots, So I just detonated a few. Keep in mind what it would look like if I sent your Dragonslave spell sky-high. Lily - What are you doing here? Tirmek - Enjoying watching Maladren carve bloody grooves into your liver. Lily - Yeah that is painful, but mother knows best. Maladren - I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER! Tirmek - That and making sure Elina doesn't attract anymore of your loser friends. Rob - (slightley singed) HEY! |
| rampant08-19-07, 04:40 AM | Kithle - Tonight on Good idea Evil Idea Silver - Put 300 females and 1 male on an island. Kithle - .... Ok lets just assume that's a "good" idea 13 - Make the guy an eunuch. Kithle - ... Are you sure you don't wanna be my patron Diety? |
| urial angel of death08-19-07, 02:04 PM | Rob is hit by numerous fire spells. Kerrith: There is only enough room for one pathetic loser attached to Elina! OOC: A little something (http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k307/Animus000/nurseconcept.jpg)for Deis Also sorry for not posting much in the past couple days. I was busy. Either later today or tomorrow I will finish up the Buenos Aires way far future |
| rampant08-20-07, 01:47 AM | Eighty Empress academy - Sparring ring Corre - Really I was expecting more after all the trash talk, and glaring, I was certain We were headed right for an old school rivalry. Reshalin (young elf girl with mark of shadow for newbies and those of you without editic memories) - Shut up slimeforged! Corre - Oooh a trickle of originality! Reshalin - grrrrrrr Corre - Too bad you're disarmed, under the effects of a paralysis strike, flat on your back, and carrying a bunch of subdual damage. You really suck at this. |
| Charles Phipps08-20-07, 06:29 AM | Lilly: Mommy needs a hug! Maladren: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Maladren thumps down unconscious* Tirmek: Ugh. I need a drink. *When Tirmek is out of even his kitty earshot* Lilly: I actually know she's not my mother. Also, I've felt every single stab Tirmek gave. But, you know, I'm not actually retarded. Delusional? Yes. Stupid? I admit, on occasion. However, I've always felt that the best way to annoy Rakashasas is to act like all of their horrible vengeance doesn't even remotely affect me. Since they feed on horror and emotions, its actually torturing them in a completely LG way to have happy thoughts. I'm this close to finally driving them both irrevocably insane. Elina: :mymy: Sarah: :mymy: Tirmek: Dammit, all they have is this weird kind of Pumpkin juice. Lilly: I like swords. Tirmek: Ugh. You're so dumb, Lilly. Lilly: Why are you so mean, Tirmek? Why can't you be nicer like your sister? Tirmek: Oh God, you can't tell the difference between me in male and female form with a sibling!? Lilly: It's okay, I won't tell the other Tirmek that Sarah is cheating on you. Tirmek: Dammit Lilly, you drive me crazy! Lilly: :evillaugh Tirmek: ....what an odd reaction. |
| rampant08-20-07, 01:09 PM | Tirmek - Okay now that the stupid hour is over can we leave? I'm so sick of every igit mage who's learned detect shapechanger trying to fry me. Crab - SHAPESHIFTER *FIREBALL* Tirmek - *Lily Shield* *Mindblast* Crab - durrrrr Lily - Durrrrrr Tirmek - Huh? Did lily actually make a will save? He's acting normaly for a spoony paladin. |
| urial angel of death08-20-07, 02:00 PM | Buenos Aires Lilly is currently holding Shroedigger by the collar. As evidenced by two blackeyes, a broken nose, and various other bruises Lilly has just finished beating the snot out of him. Myrr: Well thanks a lot genius! Now the world is going to end and you won't even get your reward. Shroedigger: Atleast you guys lose! Ha ha! *is hit by Lilly* Shroedigger breaks free of Lilly's grasp and runs out onto the now completely abandoned audience floor; only to be eaten by a passing hunting horror. Lilly: Well that was convenient. Myrr: No what's convenient is that I'm regaining my magic due to the portal being open. That was a deus ex machina. Lilly: Can you think of anything to seal the gate? You were here last time after all weren't you. Myrr: No I wasn't I was on the other side. I was just resently able to slip through. Though we could stop the ivader's with a large enough Elder Sign covering the portal. But how would we get it up there. Lilly: We could always project it using the band's lighting equipment. Myrr: Great you get to that. I'll go help Momo. I have the strangest feeling that she needs it. Senior: But then more bunnies will commit suicide. Myrr: Oh yeah and make sure he doesn't touch anything. |
| rampant08-21-07, 12:07 AM | Corre - :D Lucile (half ogre girl) - :rolleyes: Tennen (hobgoblin youngster) - Save some for us next time. Pile of semi-concious opponents Reshalin - unnnh Sheila - i don't wanna go to school mommy Tessa - groan |
| rampant08-21-07, 01:13 AM | Elina's List of things Tirmek and Lily aren't allowed to do to each other, because even if I can't stop you from ighting I can force you to be original. 1. Lily no more slipping sugar cubes into the meat. 2. Tirmek no more "accidentaly" kicking Lily overboard. 3. Lily no more rigging doors with holy crossbows. 4. Tirmek No more shipping Lily to frostfell in cardboard boxes. 5. I don't care if you gave him air holes or not. 6. Just let him out of the box. |
| urial angel of death08-21-07, 01:40 PM | Deis' laughter is interrupted by the sound of chopper blades and the loading of numerous weapons. The group is now surrounded by atleast two dozen MIBs. MIB#1: Freeze! Hold your arms and other appendages in the air. Izzy: Wow you certainly have got more articulate. Last time I only a few years ago you guys were stuck saying "This your time?" MIB#2: Please co-operate sir. We are here to help. Satnak: Sure and that's why you killed all of those guys in India and began shooting at us. MIB#1: It is a necissary evil to portect this world. Now how much do you know? Izzy: Enough that you won't let us out alive. Izzy manifests a long thin void blade and begins hacking into the nearest black suited man. OOC: Kaizer Deis' stuff is up to you. |
| rampant08-21-07, 02:08 PM | Satnak - Franklin? is that you? Tall MIB - um... Hi hun? Satnak - DITCH ME WILL YOU! *SPLAT*SQUICK*SQUALSH*SCREEEEEEAK*SPLATT ER*CRUNCH* Deis - Ok that was awesome. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-21-07, 11:32 PM | OOC: Sorry about being light on the posts here. I'm juggling three (now down to two, thankfully) concurrent arcs on Shadow over Cyre. There's only so much I can be expected to think of in one night! Stop staring at me with those judgemental eyes! :D IC: With the first three deaths coming so quickly, the other MIB's were slightly slow on the draw. With two more of their comrades down, the first of them began pressing the triggers. They didn't get much further than that, as each experienced a wave of terror beyond any they had ever experienced, many of them wetting themselves in the process. The paralysis was enough, and the rest of the group was able to take the ground troops down with little effort. The helicopters were another story. One erupted in flames as V leapt from it, crashing into another nearby. Another split in half, Izzy's blade returning to his hand. The last one made several lurches before the pilot and co-pilot came flying out the side. It then touched down softly, V at the controls. Satnak: All right! Finally, some decent transport. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw Deis lift up the battered pilot V had ejected from fifty feet in the air. She could sense her Aura, but apparently the Abberant woman could choose who it effected. No point in using something so debilitating if it hurt your own side as much as the other. Deis stared into his eyes, grinning as her tongue darted out from behind her teeth repeatedly. She pulled him close, so that his face was mere inches from hers as he quaked uncontrollably. Deis: Tell me. :devil: Do you fear death? Apparently taking his pathetic whimpering as a yes, her jaw split like last time. She hissed and stuffed the screaming man into her mouth, swallowing him in one gulp. Her body showed no signs of having eaten someone as large as herself, but while picking her teeth, she hiccuped up one of his shoes. Satnak: (i.h.h: I'm not sure if I should be attracted to that or repulsed...) Good work, V. Everyone else ok? Michael: More or less. Izzy: We need to take care of any survivors before they report. Tentacles extended out and grappled each of the MIB's, whether dead or slightly alive. Lifting them into the air, Deis devoured them one by one, finally letting out a loud belch while patting her stomach. Lisa & Dorvos: :OMG! Deis: :smirk: Survivors? :devil: Izzy: *sigh* :nonono: More minions to deal with... Gaz: What? Where?! Izzy: Oh, right. You weren't around for the last time. Deis: :D Wait about a day and you'll see. *GLEE* Oh, I'm so happy! I haven't had minions in ages! :cloud9: |
| rampant08-22-07, 12:22 AM | Izzy - Since when do you know how to pilot a copter? Satnak - Mum was Airforce, Pop was navy. If it swims or flies I can make do tricks. (i.h.h. Damn the creepy girl is hot) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-22-07, 05:03 PM | The boat finally enters a cave on the side of the dome's island. Rather than a dock the boat pulls up to a covered mechanical gangway, made out of a plastic-like black material, that leads straight into the rock of the island. Teiza goes first, quite obviously alert for the trap that was expected from the moment Scias got the invite. Nothing happens even as the exit the gangway tunnel and into a waiting room. Jeeves: Shall I show you to your quarters? Teiza: Just mark it on the map. You're free to get lost after that. Jeeves does as directed, then leaves through a briefly appearing door in the wall. Teiza and Scias exit through the main door. The room they emerge into is gigantic, extending on either side in a giant curve that must parallel the edge of the huge dome. Doors line the side that Teiza and Scias had just exited, the other side being lined mostly with concession stands. Beings of various imaginable shapes and materials walked past, either come from or going to doors. There were families, singles, tour groups, etc. Most of them carried something that was probably luggage. Teiza: It's like the doors of the FF, only cleaner and with people selling things. Scias: *scribble* Check the map? Teiza pulled out the map Jeeves had given them. At first it looked like just an ordinary paper map. But as Teiza unfolded it the inner surface started moving like an illusion. Teiza: Okay, so they've got some fancy tricks. Let's see……okay, first we've got to find a lift. There should be one through a break in the concession stands about 60 ft to our left…… ********* Meanwhile…… Chi and Chu arrive at the rocky cliff face of the island's shore. Chu's magnetic powers allow them to simply float up the cliff face, though they are both totally exhausted at the end. They collapse on the hard, volcanic rock. Chi: Chiiiiiii…… Chu: Chu. After a few hours resting under the ceaseless black clouds they begin making their way toward the dome. |
| Paulon08-23-07, 12:25 AM | Elina's List of things Tirmek and Lily aren't allowed to do to each other, because even if I can't stop you from ighting I can force you to be original. 7. Lily is not to arrange for the consecration of the toothpicks. 8. No sabotage of Tirmek's hazmat suit to try to freak him out when dealing with blessed crossbow bolts. 9. Tirmek is not to retitle any Darwin Awards as 'Fun Things to Do' and leave the description where Lily can find them. |
| rampant08-23-07, 12:38 AM | Bunny - :heehee: Silver - what's he reading? 13 - Darwin awards |
| Charles Phipps08-23-07, 12:49 AM | Hogwash Lilly: Well, I'm glad you guys came. Tirmek: .....okay, now I know somethings wrong. Lilly: I've discovered a conspiracy at the highest levels of education! Elina: What? Lilly: The existence of a BOARD OF EDUCATION. Elina: Err....duh. Lilly: All our nation's youth are under the control of an Awakened Piece of Soarwood! Sarah: :mymy: Elina: Lilly, I think you misunderstood what the term Board refer to in... Sarah: Holy :censored: ! how do we stop it!? Tirmek: Ugh. Elina: Sarah, there is no Board of Education. Sarah: That's just what it WANTS you to think! Lilly: So, my decision is to kill all the students to deprive it of food. Tirmek: :mymy: Elina: :mymy: Sarah: We've got to nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure. Lilly: HOLY CRAZZAP! THERE IT IS! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/50/Boardofedu.jpg/180px-Boardofedu.jpg Board of Education: Oh :censored:! The jig is up! EVERYONE! TO THE ESCAPE PODS! Lilly: see! I told you. Elina: :mymy: |
| rampant08-23-07, 01:19 AM | Tirmek - Ok We'll nuke it. Elina - What You're actually going along with this? Tirmek - Just hold this beacon so we can set up the strike. ----------------- Far away Sarah - You never go along with Lily's ideas Elina - Yeah what gives? Tirmek - :devil: ---------------------- Ketler - Incursion in sector 24! A column of arcane energy leaps into the sibyris ring and bounces from shard to shard becoming a thousand lances of destructive force, that rains down upon the mostly evacuated school. --------------------------- Tirmek - :D |
| Charles Phipps08-23-07, 01:29 AM | Lilly: Uhhhh Tirmek. Tirmek: Oh no! Lilly: I got hit with an energy blast and... Tirmek: NO! YOU SHOULD BE VAPORIZED! Lilly: I got turned into a cat. Elina: KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! :cloud9: |
| rampant08-23-07, 01:32 AM | Tirmek - All I want is to Covert his body into plasma, and seal his soul away beyond even the reach of pact magic! Is that so much to ask? ------------------------------------------------------------ Bunny - :evillaugh: Silver - What is it this time? 13 - He just got a look at 4e dragons. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-23-07, 09:48 AM | Lilly: I got turned into a cat. Prof. McGottaliver: Don't worry, I'm master at transmutation. I'll just take him to my office and— *ZIP!* Elina: Wait, I'm coming. Sarah: Was that a guy or a girl? Tirmek: :rolleyes: Perhaps if you didn't have me transforming so much you'd learn to know the difference. Elminster: I'm sorry, visiting hours are over. Tirmek: What are you doing here? Elminster: I needed a job, and I fit the description: old guy, long beard and hair, pointy hat, robe. (OOC: Going by this picture (http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/gamespyarchive/index.php?date=2003-12-04).) Archetypcal wizard mentor. Tirmek: Still sorta surprised they picked you. Elminster: It came down to me and Merlin, but luckily I had more sexual charm. Everyone: :yuck: Sarah: Can't you make and exception for us? :bigeyes: Elminster: Nope, sorry: only the hero gets the rules bent for him. You three are more sidekicks. Trimek: :blink: :headexplo SIDEKICKS?! Elina: Say, don't you always get killed as soon as you appear on this thread. Elminster: Hey, you know, you're right :eek: *THUD* Severed Snake: Sorry. Wand went off, got a little banged up by the explosion. Complete accident. He isn't the one I want to kill. Nothing to see here……… |
| rampant08-24-07, 03:18 AM | Lily - Oh by the way I snagged tickets to a big concert. Elina - Who's playing? Lily - Some chick named sheelia Harmony - No you must be talking about the warm up act, cause the main event is The musical stylings of the child prodigy Boris. If he was 3 years older I'd ------------------- 13 - Edited to **** silver off Silver - :censored: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-24-07, 09:43 AM | As an aside, the office of yet-again-Colonel Paladinmount……… Roy: (humming happily as he does less paperwork than as Fürher) …you and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals— Rina (entering): Sir? Roy: Ah, Ms. Hawkbat. :D How are you enjoying your demoted status? Rina: Technically, sir, I haven't been demoted. You just rearranged rank names so that everyone has the same designations as before you took over. Roy: Yes. Damn National Assembly! :rant: Bunch of smiling old lawyers elected by the beer-swilling masses. What do the beer-swilling masses know about politics, anyway? Rina: (ihh He's so happy right now……but I guess I've got to tell him.) Sir, our public opinion rating has slipped dangerously low. Roy: Our what? :confused: Rina: The public that elects the people who sign our paychecks doesn't like us very much. Roy: That's a new wrinkle. Rina: Indeed. They're particularly mad that we surrendered the country during the Terraite war. Roy: It brought us through rather unscathed, didn't it? Rina: Sir, they're saying you have Aundairian ancestry. Roy: :twitch: Well I wouldn't worry. :twitch: In fact, I've been thinking about releasing a series of educational films— Rina: Propaganda, you mean. Roy: Let's keep that within the department. Anyway…(pulls open a drawer of his desk and takes out a lens-shaped shard)…tell me what you think. Roy's film (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ssEnpI0XQ) Rina: How did you get the Galan brothers to act for that? They hate your guts. Roy: Uh… Rina: Oh :censored:! This is one of your old merchandising ideas, isn't it? Roy: That doesn't mean it won't work— Rina: Sir, you remember what happened last time: Dragoneers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBNmA4wyld0&NR=1) Roy: In my defense I had no idea that Scab wanted us all dead. I mean, the fangirls thought he was the cute one. And so the guy we got to play Captain Eberron hooked up with Scab so he could harvest the dead to make Philosopher's Stones. I salvaged it, didn't I: Dragoneers, v.2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zfwSTNacQM&mode=related&search=) Rina: Until Tedward Elric, aka Lilly Galan, decided that Captain Eberron was the perfect role model for a paladin: (WARNING: HARSH LANGUAGE) Captain Eberron, Spoony Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tFokVJ6EjM&mode=related&search=) Roy: Curse you, Galan! That idea was moneymaking and PR genius and you had to ruin it! I will never forgive you! |
| rampant08-24-07, 07:12 PM | Aoa (Angel of Adamantine) - Well I've looked everywhere, but the big ship thing but that has a sign that says he's not there. Bunny - I cannot believe that's still working. 13 - :D Bunny - So much for natural selection. Silver - They can't all be black plauges. |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-25-07, 02:16 AM | Elina: :bored: You're ignoring us again... OOKaizer: :shifty: No I'm not. Sarah & Scias: :mad: Grrrrrr... OOKaizer: :hides: Momo: Get off your lazy kiester- Deis: -or we use our ultimate weapon on you. OOKaizer: Wha-:eek: No! Anything but that! Deis: :mad: Then get moving! OOKaizer: :thinks: ..............I can't think of anything right now. Momo: Ok, then. You asked for it. Nina: :bigeyes: :weep: Why do you hate me? OOKaizer: *INSTANT DEATH BY CUTE* Bunny: *finger paw jab* HAH! Silver: Crap monkeys. I guess there is such a thing as being too cute. |
| Paulon08-25-07, 02:35 AM | OOPaulon: How about a big bad anime inspired evil conspiring to inflict as much physical and mental anguish as possible on your entire family? The Kids: :GLARE :fight!: OOPaulon: Isn't that what OOKaizer does every time he gets creative? Count your blessings that he's distracted by doing things like that to people on in the other thread. *grins, ducks, and runs* |
| Kaizer_Ryu08-25-07, 03:13 AM | OOPaulon: How about a big bad anime inspired evil conspiring to inflict as much physical and mental anguish as possible on your entire family?OOKaizer: :hides: :shifty: Plot spoiler senses tingling... Maybe I should do that OTHER plot first, just to spice things up. But I can't do that till Scias returns. Crap. Oh well. Guess I'll move this one a teensy bit forward. ----- Computerized Female Voice: Restoration at: 25% Alex: Lemmie guess. You picked the "Speed of Plot" setting. Black-Cloaked Male: Hey, Alex? You know what they call a hole you put pie in? Alex: :confused: Er...a pie hole? BCM: Yeah. Yours? Shut it. |
| rampant08-25-07, 03:36 AM | BCM - HEY! who are you and what are you doing in my fridge? Kithle - Stealing your brownies. BCM - But my mom made those!:( Alex - Geeze! you haven't even been revealed and they're destroying whatever respect anyone might have for you. |
| Demonfey08-25-07, 09:30 PM | Ilt: Mind if I borrow Nina for a bit? My EBNE's about to do something stupid to me. OODF: No I won't. Mouthy sonova... Ilt: Anyway, can I please borrow Nina? Elina: ...No. You're still a redshirt. Ilt: Care to at least watch? Elina: Sure. Should be entertaining. Cut to driver's ed scene: Ilt's behind a desk, doing paperwork, when Marigold comes i- Ilt: I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE STUPID! Quiet, you. Ilt: Make me! Fine! Fast forwarding...ah, here we go. Marigold's getting into the front seat of the car now. Ilt, despite knowing better by now, doesn't have any protective gear. Ilt: That's just mean. Marigold starts the car, and then breaks the speedometer accelerating. Ilt: Not good! Marigold: EEK EEK! (lets try to flip this!) Marigold takes it off a ramp, causing the entire car to barrel roll through the air. Ilt: Why me?!? Marigold: Eek (see ya!) Marigold opens and jumps out his door just before the car hits the ground upside down and skids into a tree. He walks over to the now upside down Ilt. Marigold: So do I pass? Ilt: No. You will never have a license! Marigold: :( Marigold walks away sadly. Then the car explodes. Ilt's spirit: Least it was explained this time. In the background, Elina, Sarah, Momo, and Deis hold up cards, each with a 3. Ilt: I thought that was going to be at least a 5. Lousy judges. Death count=9 |
| rampant08-25-07, 10:18 PM | Scias - :mymy: Teiza - Mmmmm I'm stuffed. Scias - (i.h.h. should be, the crazy girl ate the entire lunch buffet, while it was still alive) Teiza - So lets scope the competition. Scias - scribble <can we atleast drop this stuff off in our room> Teiza - Good Idea we'll freshen up and pull some espionage while Rip gaurds the stuff. |
| rampant08-26-07, 12:05 AM | Feal'thas - Well I think we finally settled on a sword for her. Ketty - Let me guess all the wrong matches ended up as snack food. Feal'thas - *anime sweat drop* I had to get a second job to cover this fiasco. --------------------------- Lily - (in burgetime uniform) yay I'm not the most junior employee anymore -------------------------------- Ketty - It's a little big for her isn't it? Feal'thas - she'll grow into it, besides she's gonna keep training with the practice set, its sized for a kid, and heavy to boot. Ketty - Good builds up the wrists so they can keep going for a long time with the real thing if she practices with the heavier training blades. Feal'thas - Though cuddling up with it to sleep like somesort of teddy bear is a tad unusual. Ketty - She is half-dragon Feal'thas - Oh, yeah Ketty - That's the kind of thing that growing up in a tube tends to skip. |
| Charles Phipps08-26-07, 01:44 AM | Tirmek: Ah, being female is so comfortable. Cat: Meow. :bigeyes: Tirmek: Unfortunately, being female does have its disadvantages. Tirmek picks up the cat and cuddles it. Tirmek: Kawaiiiiiiiii! :cloud9: Lilly the Cat: Hey! Get off me. Tirmek: :mymy: Tirmek drops the cat. Lilly the Cat: Ommmph. Tirmek: I just....cuddled.....Lilly. ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH! |
| rampant08-26-07, 02:13 AM | 13 - :D Bunny - Stop smiling like that! Silver - Come on just break this down and I can get all 4 in the mix. 13 - :D Bunny - Stop smiling like that 13 - :D I can't,... It's stating to hurt:D |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-26-07, 10:19 AM | OOC: ARGH! TOO MANY PLOTLINES! MUST WRITE GOOD POST FOR EACH OF THE—:headexplo Bunny: Right then, guess it's up to us. ********* Teiza and Scias…… The dome and its environs were much bigger than either of them had anticipated. The hotel was another level in from the travel wall and featured another giant open corridor, this time with the levels open to each other, with the ground floor featuring various artificial landscapes roamed by weird creatures. Room doors were accessed from carpeted catwalks, and were lavishly furnished with technological amenities that wouldn't be featured on Eberron for millennia. The restaurant wall was similarly impressive, but in this case instead of the establishments being part of the walls they were free-floating floors the slowly circumnavigated the space. And finally there was the dome: every level set up to cater to a different kind of competition. The lower levels were just grand open spaces set up with arcade machines and sparring arenas, bother material and electronic, holding everything from card games to rollerskate parks. But these were the minor leagues compared to the dome itself: like the restaurant wall it was a completely open space with hundreds of free-floating arenas, each of which could be reconfigured to hold a different kind of competition. And these weren't the minor leagues of the lower levels: the arenas were the place for the real deal, the stuff that required an entire environment or were at the power level of the Island. Teiza and Scias even attended a match that had Teiza nodding in respect. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-26-07, 11:19 AM | Arcanix… Jelousy ducks into his office still holding Lillycat. Jelousy: Rage? Ambition? Lillycat: :mymy:…………I was right! Let me go, you pervertion of nature! :tantrum: Jelousy: But if I did that you might run off and then not get to hear my terribly sinister plan. Lillycat: Hmm. This is a mind trick, isn't it: I have to choose between being the stereotypical hero and waiting around while you gloatingly reveal your plan, and trying to get away now when I only have you to avoid. Jelousy: My, my, you've gotten a lot smarter since the last time we battled. Lillycat: :D I leveled up and put some points in Wisdom. A trapdoor opens at the back of the office and a new player climbs out. Lillycat: :mymy: Ambition (popping his head up): Hey, Jelousy. (stares at the cat) You doing more necromancy experiments? Jelousy: This's him. Ambition (climbing out): Oh, wow! (walks over and yanks Lillycat violently up by the scruff of his neck) Not so tough now, are ya? Lillycat: *choking* (OOC: Adult cats don't have enough give.) Rage jumps out. Rage: We brought 'em! Like you says. Jelousy: Yes, (pats Rage on the head) good Rage. You did exactly as ordered. The new figure walks over and takes Lillycat from Ambition. New guy: So this is him, eh? Pathetic. Lillycat: Who the :censored: are you? Jelousy: Oh. Would you like the long version or the short one? ********* Long version……… Q'barra, buncha years ago…… Rage is chopping wood with his hands outside a run-down shack somewhere in the swamp. Rage: …And this *chop* his head. And this *chop* his head. And this… Ambition (sitting on a stump): Oh will you give it a rest already. Rage: Not expect you to understand. You only Ambition mk. II. Ambition: And what's with the dumbspeak? You used to talk okay. Now you just sound like a moron. Rage: Hey, take that back! Ambition: Make me, small-fry! They begin fighting, but are stopped by someone clearing their throat. Jelousy: I leave you two for a week and this is what I find? Rage: He start it! Jelousy: I don't care who start it, I finish it! Honestly, *pinches bridge of nose* why must I be left with such measly picks in terms of henchmen. Oh! I miss the days when Scab lead us to victory! He would boldly charge into battle to spatter his foes across the landscape with his Left Foot of Spattering! *sigh* :cloud9: Ambition and Rage exchange a glance that says "Riiiiiiiiight, :rolleyes: so not gay." Jelousy: But now that he's dead I have to manage the Two Stooges here while simultaniously figuring out brilliant plans of revenge. :mad: And it's lucky for me that on this last expedition (hefts a struggling sack he's been carrying over his shoulder, dumping its contents out on the ground) that I found the perfect tool. Ambition and Rage stare at the boy on the ground who looks exactly like Lilly Galan. Ambition and Rage: Get him! Jelousy: Tut, tut, tut. Ambition and Rage: :confused: Jelousy: That isn't him. Ambition: Well than who is he Lilly-lookalike: My name's Kovu. (stands) Jelousy: I found him wandering around Stormreach. Apparently he came here from another Eberron through one of the giants' machines. Rage: Me got short attention span. Cut to chase. Jelousy: He's going to ruin Galan's life for us. Kovu: I'm what? Jelousy drapes one arm across Kovu's shoulders. Jelousy: You want to be famous? Kovu: Yeah. Jelousy: You want money and power? Kovu: Yeah. Jelousy: You want to be a somebody living in a palace instead of a nobody scrounging off the streets and being taken advantage because you're short? Kovu: Yeah! Jelousy: Then do exactly as we say and you'll get to rule Breland. Kovu: Sweet! Jelousy: Now come inside and lie down. Ambition: Oh no, she has that "song" look in her eye. Jelousy's Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djGZn5NSAdM) ******** Kovu: Short version is that I pretend to be you, ruin your life, then I get to kill King Steve and take over Breland. Jelousy: Now we all laugh maniacly. All: :evillaugh Kovu, Half-Elf Male 5th level Sorcerer/10th level Paladin of Tyranny Lawful Evil with a protective streak Str 22, Dex 21, Con 36, Int 18, Wis 18, Chr 30 Kovu is an exact mirror of Lilly. He grew up without any family except his father, who was a rank bastard, and the constant abuse instilled in him a fear of authority. He tried to apply for the Karrnathi military's magic division, but was laughed out for being underpowered (aka a sorcerer). Forced to live on the streets, he was constantly bullied by the larger toughs. The only people who earned his respect were those who controlled others, whether through brute force or cunning. Eventually he tried to hire on as an adventurer, but on his first expedition he got trapped in an eldritch machine and transported to the FF Eberron. The last several years have been spent being trained by Jelousy as a perfectly obediant Lilly doppelganger. |
| rampant08-26-07, 03:10 PM | Kovu's 1st day as Lily Tirmek - I swear he gets more useless by the day. Sarah - It's not like we actually need the extra emergency spare reserve back-up pack. Tirmek - I know I just like knowing its there. Kovu - Wouldn't we better off packing more escape routes and travel aids. Tirmek - ... Well first time for everything. While that is an entirely intelligent idea, I've already covered it. All of those are spread out amongst us... well except for you. I'm still hoping you'll wander off and dissapear forever. |
| urial angel of death08-26-07, 09:37 PM | OOC: Sorry for the delay. Homework takes some getting use to after a summer of none. IC: Mythos Park Nalfien is sitting in the now thoroughly destroyed and burned out command room, petting Cuddles now that he's taken out his anger on the inanimate object that once existed in this room. Nalfien: Now I'm stranded here without a single teleport of fly spell silly me. Cuddles: Well you could just assume dragon-form. You are an epic level defiler after all. Nalfien: Yes and delifers are powered by drained life. Assuming dragon, avengion, or archon form requires an oscene amount of life energy for any dark-sun mage. Those amounts of energy are only found in sentient life. Of which there are only three on this island, besides you and me. That's only enough energy to power me for about an hour and a half, not enough time to reach main land. :pbbbtt: Cuddles: That's okay I smell a plot device coming soon. About four dozen MIBs flood through the door-frame. They all draw identical-looking pistols. MIB#1: Surrender! You know to much to be safely returned to society! For the good of this world you must be detained. If you resist you will be destroyed. Nalfien: Yes you will do just fine. :devil: The MIBs feel a tug at their very souls. White wispsquickly flow from the suit and into Nalfien's outstreched hand. Nalfien is riddled with bullets as the MIBs discharge their weapons ionto him. The extremely high velocity projectiles. The raving lunatic barely seems to notice his numerous wounds even when the entire top of his head is blown off. MIB#1: He seems to have damage reduction. Fall back and regroup. The speaker looks around only to realize that his comrades are all falling over dead just as the wisps completely leave their bodies. He also notices his own growing fainter. The poor sap only makes it to the door before he collapses, his soul completely absorbed. Nalfien: *regrowing various body parts* Time to go Cuddles. *sprout wings* |
| rampant08-26-07, 11:27 PM | Teiza - So what precisely are we here for? No offense, but you're not a fighter yet. Is it a stealing comepetition, cause I'm not sure how that would work. |
| Charles Phipps08-27-07, 12:05 AM | OOC: OH NO! POOR KITTY! However, will Lilly cope! IC: Lilly Cat: :bigeyes: Ambition: Awww....have a treat. Lilly Cat: *rolls over* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-27-07, 08:50 AM | Teiza - So what precisely are we here for? No offense, but you're not a fighter yet. Is it a stealing comepetition, cause I'm not sure how that would work. OOC: You've gotta have a little patience. We can't just churn this stuff out like Kaizer or Kale……or Charles……or Crystalforged………:raincloud Ambition: Awww....have a treat. Jelousy: :rolleyes: I'm surrounded by frickin' morons. |
| Charles Phipps08-27-07, 09:02 AM | OOC: Actually, I feel alittle guilty for neglecting this place as long as we have. I love the current plotline. *** How will the infiltration go, anyway? Evil Lilly: Hey guys! Tirmek: Hate, hate, hate Lilly! Evil Lilly: I agree, my behavior has been atrocious and moronic. Indeed, my refusal to suffer painful and well deserved death for my many asinine comments and life threatening endangerment of the group is beyond excuse. I tender my full apologies and also give an especial repayment to you, fair damsel. Evil Lilly KISSES Tirmek on the lips and walks off. Tirmek: :twitch: Evil Lilly: *tth* That WAS Elina, right? Sarah bounces up with a stick in her mouth, Lilly ignores her as Sarah looks on curiously as he passes her by without playing. Evil Lilly: *tth* I must prepare some barbed retort against my archnemesis that never ceases to vex my existence. Elina: Hey Lilly! Evil Lilly: Those shoes.....ARE APPALLING! Elina: Wha? Evil Lilly: :evillaugh |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-27-07, 09:33 AM | Jelousy: What the :censored: have you two been teaching him? He's got 18 Wisdom! He shouldn't be making mistakes like this! Ambition: Er, maybe he's gay? Jelousy: Oh, you two think everyone's gay. Ambition and Rage: (ith Mostly you. :P) Ambition: Relax. With 30 Charisma he can Bluff untrained and still get a supernatural result. ************ Kovu (aka Evil Lilly): Oh, so the black cat is Tirmek, and the pink-haired girl is Elina.………:shifty: I knew that. Elina: So what was that all about a minute ago? Kovu: Um………*glomp Tirmek* My time spent as a cat has made me realize that I'm attracted to fuzzy over here. Tirmek: :ghosted: Kovu: Also I've become very image-concious so I can't be seen with anyone wearing those shoes. |
| Charles Phipps08-27-07, 09:44 AM | OOC: Oddly, I don't think it's that funny but damn if that's not the first post I've LOL at since Crystalforge had Aerith with a shotgun. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-27-07, 11:09 AM | OOC: Oddly, I don't think it's that funny…… OOC: In our defense we were never intending to have Kovu deal with Tirmek and the rest. You have to admit, it's creative. |
| rampant08-27-07, 02:47 PM | Tirmek - MAIM! Elina - MAIM! Fake Lily - :eek: (i.h.h. i wonder what'll happen if my cover gets blown, Lily really takes a beating when they think it's the real him) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-27-07, 09:37 PM | Chi and Chu Finally, after two hours of searching, Chu manages to find a crack in the dome that turns out to be a door after another 30 minutes of tugging and pushing. She and Chi enter, closing the door behind them, then trek through a maze of matainence access tunnels until they emerge into what seems to be a stage storage area. They are about to make their way through when they are suddenly confronted by a large four-armed gray humanoid in bright yellow work clothes. http://www.detstar.com/00/mailbag/machamp.jpg Chi: :eek: Machamp: Henh? You be new workers? Chi: :shifty: *nod* Machamp: What you doin' back here? Oh, I see. Get lost, enh? Happen to everyone. Don't let happen again. You not dressed? I show you to changing room. Quickly, quickly, be ready for work on Coronation Competition arena. He turns to lead them. Chi is hesitant, but Chu drags her along with confidence. This is their best chance to get close. ************ Teiza: It's about time this thing got started. :mad: Teiza and Scias had finally been called to appear for the opening ceremonies of the Coronation Competition (in case you've lost track, it's a competition to crown the King of Thieves from Master-ranked stealers from across the multiverse). They were to appear at the Carver Arena, the area at the peak of the dome, which had been set aside for the event. To get there Teiza and Scias had to board an lift that took them up the curve of the dome and afforded them a marvelous view of the many arenas that floated in the space and glimpses of the competitions going on within. The Carver Arena itself sat under the "button", the slight circular projection on the top of the dome that interrupted the smooth curve. The make of the arena was the usual "gladiatoral" shape, with the seating area sloping back around a nearly circular oval floor. The lift stopped at a level below the seating area. As soon as they stepped off the two found themselves eagerly met by "facilitators", who hurryingly guided them to the staging area. There were already other competitors there, including a slightly geometric, yellow-skinned elf with blue hair, a halfling woman with braids wearing leather armor, and a portly, balding human male in a business suit. Scias was given a brief instruction on what to do during the ceremony, and then the facilitators left. Teiza: This is a lot of pomp for a bunch of thieves. Scias: *scribble* We're not just "a bunch of thieves". All these guys are like Telfon's level of talent, or at least the best from their worlds. Teiza: Say, that begs a question: if Telfon here? OOC: More later, particularly after we hear whether or not we have the right superthief. |
| rampant08-27-07, 11:56 PM | Telfon - *holding what looks suspiciously like a blue dragon skin boot* Hi Teiza! Teiza - Give me back My cat. Rip - *sticking his head out of the boot* Mew |
| Charles Phipps08-28-07, 12:07 AM | Lilly's quarters Evil Lilly: Obviously, my first choice of action will be to lure the beautiful and sensual Elina to close quarters with revealing clothing so I can gut her open with my Dagger. *pause* Evil Lilly: Oh right, the PINK one is Elina. Well I can just seduce the Black Furry one then, yes. Ketler, meanwhile, was tied up in a corner. He bounced about in his ropes while Evil Lilly prepared to torture him for making magical weapons. Evil Lilly: My biggest problem, clearly, will be dealing with the most intelligent of the three. A dangerous and cunning warrior with the deadly senses to see right through my trap. Sarah bounces up with her water dish in her mouth. Sarah: Arf! *wags tail* Evil Lilly: *tth* Ah, the cunning minx once more taunts me with her mastery of languages I don't understand. I must be cautious. Sarah: Bark Bark! [Translated as: Refill my dish! Stupid!] Evil Lilly: *tth* Best to play along. Ha ha ha ha, yes. Very droll. Very droll. Sarah frowns then bites Evil Lilly's leg before shaking him. |
| rampant08-28-07, 12:18 AM | Sarah - He's not lily. Tirmek - I thought you didn't like him. Sarah - Haha:rolleyes: , Are we gonna tell Elina? Tirmek - Meh, she'll figure it out when he stops drooling every time an elf chick walks by. Besides, I have a few things I've always wanted to do to Lily, and he's close enough for now. Unfurls scroll labled : Operation Death to Silverware. Tirmek - I've always wanted to see how much more grafting it would take to make Lily Useful. This kid's already a step up, not a strong, but definetly more obedient and less loathesome. Sarah - It helps that he's so crushing on your female form. Tirmek - What:eek: Sarah - The male's pheremone levels suggest he wishes to mate with the shapeshifter. Tirmek - ...He dies at dawn. Sarah - Isn't that my line? Tirmek - You wasted your chance on a quote. Sarah - Awwwww --------------------------- OOC: They'll play along except that they wont feel any of the usual reservations about hurting Elina's boyfriend...well Sarah wont, Tirmek never had any to begin with. |
| rampant08-28-07, 02:36 AM | Tirmek - it's amazing what one can accomplish once you shed the strictures of societal and deific interpretations of good and evil. Sarah - I don't think blackmailing two ganglords and setting each one up to be framed for blackmailing the other to get them to have a gang war which then weakens both gangs but still keeps new ones from muscling in on their turf then using the disruptions to expose both ganglords while they couldn't track a tiny snoop squad because they were busy fighting each other counts as a "good" deed. Kovu (evil lily) - (i.h.h. that was beautiful) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-28-07, 09:49 AM | OOC: They'll play along except that they wont feel any of the usual reservations about hurting Elina's boyfriend...well Sarah wont, Tirmek never had any to begin with. Harmony: :censored:, we've been relegated to :censored: background status. Rob: Hey, he's still got to attend school. Harmony: Oh, riiiiiiiiiight. Like he's going to :censored care about :censored: grades with friends like that— Evil Lilly: (kiss Tirmek's hand) Sorry dear, but I have responsabilities. To class! Tirmek and Sarah: More confirmation. :bored: Evil Lilly: (whispering to Harmony) Er, what's the next class? Harmony: Science. Evil Lilly: At a magic school? Harmony: Our :censored:-up universe uses a science-based magic system. ********* In Science class…… Teacher (old, droning guy): Now can anyone tell me the function silver serves in nature? My Frogbottom. Melville Frogbottom: Ah…I…um…Hurts werewolves? Teacher: While that is a correct statement that is not the answer I was looking for. Rather than simply tell you the answer I am assigning you a 5,000 word essay on the functions of silver in organic bodies which will not count toward your grade but will count away from it should I find it lacking. It must be on my desk by the beginning of class tomorrow. Kovu: (ihh This guy is a bastard. He berates the students for not knowing what must be difficult facts to learn, then assigns them what even he seems to be acknowledging will be mindless busywork……) :twitch: (Someone should stop him.) Teacher: And now I will drone on at length about my love of the elements…… What happened. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBA1PfxbuA4) Kovu stands of the bloody body. Then he remembers the rest of the class. Kovu: (ihh I suppose this is as good a way to ruin a reputation as any.) Class: :blink:…………………:w00t: :cheer: Lil-ly! Lil-ly! Kovu: :confused: |
| rampant08-28-07, 09:13 PM | Teiza - Rip! MAIM! Telfon - Gah! I'm being oppresed by a putty tat! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-28-07, 09:49 PM | OOcat: She's just bored. Telfon: Then write something! OOcat: Genius cannot be rushed. Telfon: :censored: try! |
| rampant08-28-07, 10:07 PM | Teiza - Oh now you've ****** him off. Scias - scribble <Unlike the Two-legged members of the family, the cats don't have gender issues, and Rip is a guy> OOCat: AHHHHH Help help I'm being oppressed! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-28-07, 10:14 PM | OOcat: Glad that ain't me. OOC: Some things cross the line a bit, and that may be one of them. |
| rampant08-29-07, 03:11 AM | Lucky - (through a gag) mmmrF Saberiel - Yeah not until you quite with the prophecies. NJ26 - Yeah Cool it! Even when she's just grabbbing a quick bite or a moment away from the kids, she boosts sales more than chili night in the mess hall. Serene - (glaring at her water glass) I miss booze. |
| Charles Phipps08-29-07, 03:55 AM | Maladren: Damn Tirmek, I don't want to deal with... Evil Lilly: Hello, pardon me Fuzzy Female that's not as attractive as Tirmek, but do you know where the Bathroom is? Maladren: :shocked: *tth* Charisma...so....high. Evil Lilly: Hmmmm....clearly you are stupid. Maladren: :embarrass Evil Lilly: Given I am wasting my genius intellect by discussing anything in your brainless presence, I shall go over somewhere else and not pay attention to you. Maladren: :love: Evil Lilly: Do not follow me or I shall surely have to mace you. Tirmek: Maladren. Maladren: :drool: Tirmek: Maladren! Maladren: He treated me like :censored: :inlove: Tirmek: Oh....Sweet Ravana. Maladren: :cheer: Tirmek: IT'S LILLY! Maladren suddenly seizes up. Twisting and shaking, she starts slamming her head against the wall. Maladren: Satan out! :banghead: |
| rampant08-29-07, 05:02 AM | OOC: I'd like to nominate Phipps for another :looloo: |
| Lord Kale Fangblade08-29-07, 11:09 AM | OOC: I'd like to nominate Phipps for another :looloo: Seconded. |
| Demonfey08-29-07, 03:00 PM | Thirded. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-29-07, 04:47 PM | OOC: And now, Part 2 of the Opening Ceremonies. A tone sounded through the staging room, the signal to line up in procession. Scias and Teiza got in behind Telfon, and then the line began to move out of the room and onto the arena floor. *insert scene from popular gladiator movie, but with the arena walls and floors made up of a clean, off-white superplastic-like substance* The mass of thieves assembled across the oval arena floor facing one side, where there was a break in the stands for a large box seat with a vidscreen behind it. Currently the screen was showing a pedestal. Scias: *scribble* Do you know anything about this place, Telfon? Telfon: I barely just got here. But this is definitely a dimensional hub. The rest is self-evident from a look around. Teiza: How about the people who run it? But before Telfon could answer there was a commotion from the crowd. A human had approached the pedestal, difficult to accurately place gender but he/she had spiky black hair and was wearing a red dress with pearls and lipstick. There was also a creature climbing the pedestal itself, but it was hard to get a good look at it until it. Announcer: Ladies, gentlemen, and other applicable genders……may I present to you the owner and operator of the Lightening Dome…… The creature reached the top of the pedestal and stood. Announcer: ……Mr. P. Carver! OOC: Who is this person? What is he? Will anyone care? The rest later. |
| Paulon08-30-07, 01:07 AM | Fela wanders in through the wall of the room where Lily Cat is being held. Lily Cat: :love: Fela puts her ears back and hisses. Lily Cat: You're really cute. You wann-YOWL!! Fela jumps on Lily Cat, claws extended. An opaque cloud of fur envelopes the pair, yowls, howls, and hisses coming from within. Fela trots out of the cloud and walks out through the wall. The cloud settles to reveal Lily Cat: http://petebevin.com/archives/lioncut/lioncut2.jpg Ambition bursts out laughing. Lily Cat: :weep: http://petebevin.com/archives/lioncut/lioncut1.jpg |
| rampant08-30-07, 04:27 AM | Shred - mer (*nelson laugh*) Lily Cat - mew (bite me:mad: ) CHOMP! Lily Cat - Me-OW! (HE BIT ME!) |
| rampant08-31-07, 02:40 AM | At the Dome Screams of hhorrible agony and fear rip out as several of the lesser competitors have their hands crushed by Teiza's bag of devouring. Scias - scribble < The only one I know who actually requests the cursed items > --------------------------- Deis - Ok that's it! Come back here with my Balor plushie! Homework - Chitter! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw08-31-07, 08:57 AM | At the Dome Screams of hhorrible agony and fear rip out as several of the lesser competitors have their hands crushed by Teiza's bag of devouring. And then, mysteriously, its as if nothing had even happened. All the competitors are healed and everyone is standing around like Teiza hadn't tried to kill them. In addition all of Teiza's cursed items have been miraculously uncursed. OOC: You know, if you're impatient you could just say so. IC: Announcer: …Mr. P. Carver! The creature that steps up on the pedestal is familiar to the people from the FF: a yellow, chunky rabbit-like thing with brown stripes, a lightening-bolt-shaped tail, and red cheeks. Mr. Carver: Greetings, all. I welcome you to the first, ever, Coronation Competition for Legendary Thievery. Early on in my life I had a simple philosophy instilled into me: competition is not about winning, it is about becoming better. By constantly striving and testing oneself one not only becomes more skilled at what they do, but they reach a higher understanding of life. It is with the intention of fostering that philosophy in others that I created the Lightening Dome, and which is why I also hold competitions such as this, even though a contest of thievery encourages thievery. All those of you, thieves of one sort or another, who have gathered here to participate, I would hope you remember that philosophy as you compete, and that you take it with you back to your home dimensions. No prize you win here can be greater than that. Thank you. Let the Coronation commence! A cheer goes up from the crowd, but is suddenly muffled by the appearance of a labyrinth around the competitors, shutting them off from each other. Teiza: Now what? Scais: *scribble* My guess is this is a blind dungeon crawl. You can't always rely on knowing what job you're going to get into. Teiza: Well then *SMASH* we'll just—:mymy:………Bloody Mol. *********** Chi and Chu watch as the multi-dimensional dungeon they helped build suddenly appears around the contestants. Chi: :eek: Chi! Chu: (starring at the screen image of Carver) Chi: Chi? Chu: Chuuuuuminds me of someone. I can't quite understand who th—:mymy: Chi: WT—:mym: Foreman: Ah, good. The translation program kicked in. Chu: Translation program? Foreman: Can't run a multi-dimensional business if no one understands each other. |
| rampant08-31-07, 03:42 PM | Teiza - Rupert? Scias - scribble < you named a bag of devouring? > ------------------------------------------------------------- Xiath - *gnaw* John - Help! I know I'm not a main charater anymore but I still got rights! Earl - She's just teething. John - She just swallowed a spike! |
| Lord Kale Fangblade08-31-07, 04:33 PM | Sfx demon: *teleport sound* Sithis brushes a bit of hair out of his eyes nad leans down to pick up Xiath. Sithis: Now now Xiath, You get- Xiath: *Chomp*:angel: Sithis: *staring at the stump where his hand used to be* Splinters *Looks at Xiath*:bored: Xiath: :bigeyes: Sithis: Thats not going to work on me. Xiath: Awwww... Your no fun! *coughs up a rather stunned and confused looking bat. that promtly rejoins with Sithis, forming his hand* Sithis flexes his hand a bit. Sithis: Ah. good as new.... apart from the Teeth Marks. Xiath: :angelhide Sithis: *shakes his head* Come on, I'll find you a Dalek to chew. Xiath: YAAAYYY! CHEWY! :D |
| rampant08-31-07, 09:00 PM | Daleks - THE-DES-TROY-ER-IS-MAN-I-FEST! Xiath - CHEWY! Sithis - eesh! talk about a slaughter. Pieces of Dalek start flying |
| rampant09-01-07, 12:15 AM | Serene - Dorvos is over at Ketty's getting Tirmek to tutor him, Teiza is off on an adventure with Scias, Corre is at EE, Sarah is chasing Fluffy through the ship, Deis is chasing Homework, Nina is fixing anyone who gets in her sister's way, Momo is taking care of the shop while Teiza and Scias are out, and Elina is haniging out with fake Lily. ----------------------------------- Lily cat - MEOW MER MEW HISSSSSSS! (IF EVERYONE KNOWS HE'S A FAKE THEN WHY IS NO ONE HELPING ME!) OORampant - Because Elina hasn't quite caught on, and everyone else likes him more. ----------------------------------------------------- Satnak - So we have some time to ourselves? Serene - :devil: Satnak - Are you sure you're up to it? Serene - Oh enough! I'm barely even showing yet! Satnak - But this morning you had to - Serene - BARELY EVEN SHOWING! Satnak - :hides: Yes ma'am. Serene - Now let me see, hmmmmmm...... Where did we put that sailor suit? Satnak - :mymy: |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-01-07, 12:33 AM | Elina: Lilly, I think we need to talk. Kovu: (i.h.h.: Why did they all leave me alone with her? And what's the deal with her tone?) Er...yeah? Elina: I'm afraid I've found you significantly less attractive as of late. Kovu: Huh? Elina: I know, I'm sorry! I'm a terrible person, but I had to just come out and say it. I think Hogwash has made you less Spoony. Plus, now you're even hitting on Tirmek. :( Kovu: (i.h.h.: Don't tell me... SHE'S Lilly's girlfriend?!) Uh... Elina: No, don't say anything. I've just gotta figure this out on my own. But I think I'll have to pass on joining you tonight. *walks away sadly* Kovu: :confused: ...oh, :censored:! Lilly's supposed to go somewhere tonight, and I have no idea where! ----- Kerrith: :D Now that you've broken up with Lilly, how about a pity date? Elina: :mad: For who? Kerrith: Me for being lame and you for being sad. Elina: I haven't "broken up" with him, but I am feeling kind of down. ...meh, why not? A disbelieving Kerrith exploded from sheer joy (or was it all those Delayed Blast Fireballs Nalfein'd been lacing his intestines with?). OOC: The actual date will be sometime later. :evillaugh |
| rampant09-01-07, 12:37 AM | Tirmek - I'm torn Lily is a complete waste of space, But he's still better than Kerrith. Kerrith - I'm right freakin here! |
| Charles Phipps09-01-07, 04:53 AM | Lilly's Prison A Cat Box Lilly: I can't stay locked up in here! They're endangering my home, my family....MY ELINA! I have to get an ally to help me escape! Doog Jr: Pretty Kitty! Lilly: :bigeyes: Doog Jr: Awww, me betray nice ladies and help you escape! Lilly: Mew! *** Hogwash (well after the date) Elina: So he's not actually Lilly? Tirmek: I think that was abundantly obvious from the get go. Elina: He did ace all of his tests and clean up the house. Tirmek: That should be evidence enough. Sarah: He's dangerous though! Mad skilled in a way Lilly isn't! He wrestled me to the ground, defeated me, and GAVE ME A BATH! Tirmek: GRRrrrr.. Elina: Just a bath? Sarah: But strawberry scented! Plus he curled my fur! Elina: I was wondering what was up with the poodle look. Tirmek: Well, Maladren is acting really weird, but he's an alternate of Lilly so he can't be that dangerous.... Elina: Oh you did NOT just say that. Tirmek: Wha.... *Elina and Sarah are both hit with darts in their neck* *Thump over* Tirmek: What the.... *Evil Lilly tosses a holy lariat over Tirmek and binds her fast* Tirmek: GAH! Evil Lilly: And now Tirmek, YOU SHALL BE FORCED TO BECOME MY BRIDE! Tirmek: WHAT THE HELL!? Evil Lilly: The other two will be offered to my goddess, Dol Harra! Thus guaranteeing her appearance in this world and my domination via a horde of cuddly homonoculi of my own design. Puchu: Pu-chu! Tirmek: YOU'RE INSANE! Evil Lilly: You wouldn't believe what kind of wonderful world conquestable stuff is just laying about in Caralot's labs. Tirmek: *struggles vainly* LET ME OUT! Evil Lilly: No my love! That shall not be! The magic of my spell will transform you into my Tigerish CUDDLE SLAVE! Purr for me! Tirmek: I'M A *MAN* HALF THE TIME! Evil Lilly: Nobodies perfect. *** Kovu's Dimension A Half-Succubus/Half-Shifter Racoon Girl sits at a bar. Satarna: Oh woe. I can't believe Kovu would go for that tiger-girl hussy! Aren't I fuzzy enough for him!? WHY ARE MEN SUCH PIGS! Allez: I'm not sure I'm one to comment on gender politics. Satarna: PIGS! Allez: Well, if I were you, then I would certainly fight for my mate! Satarna: You mean cross the dimensional borders and KILL that man stealing :censored: Tirmek? Allez: Err...actually....that's not what I meant at.... Satarna: BRILLIANT! |
| rampant09-01-07, 05:05 AM | Sarah - Wake up Elina. Elina - I dun wanna :zzz: Sarah - Serene made pancakes. Elina - *trying to shove a sock over her shoe* Whatareyouwaitingforit'spancaketime!... Aw :censored: No Pancakes! Just another adventure. Sarah - Sorry, pancakes were the only thing I could think of to jolt you awake through the drugs. Some sort of energitic concoction that works on most anything. Elina - :confused: That sounded almost like.. Sarah - Yeah he's in here too. Elina - How? Sarah - He's using telepathy to - Hey! Stop riffling through there! Your Dol Dornmass present is going to be a surprise this year or so help me! Elina - :bored: ... i think its a bad sign this doesn't surprise me. Sarah - Dammit Tirmek stop poking my cerebral cortex! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-01-07, 08:50 AM | Allez: ……Satarna: …… OOC: Who are these people supposed to be? ******* Kovu-evil-lilly: (ihh Cr*p, Cr*p, CR*P! That effing B*TCH Jelousy didn't give me enough info! I'm gonna effing KILL him!) Kovu-evil-lilly turns the corner into one of the courtyards of Arcanix, where Drake is having Crab and Gargoyle torment one poor Melville Frogbottom. Kovu-evil-lilly: (ihh What's this here? Oh, just Slitherpin kids harranging some poor…:twitch:…defenseless…:twitch:…kid… :twitch: :twitch: :twitch:) Drake (looking up from the tormenting): Oh, look who it is: Lilly Galan, our resident celebrity. (steps over the whimpering form of Melville) You don't look like much. Hard to believe someone as deficient-looking as you could have found the Philosopher's Stone. But perhaps there's more to you then meets the eye. That's it: you must obviously be a man of good breeding. And being such a person as that you should only be hanging around with the best. I can tell you who those people are. (ihh And I can use this opportunity to set Galan against Snake and be down one more obstacle in my path to power! :evillaugh) 13: I guess evil really doesn't learn.………………Say, shouldn't Bunny be saying this. Bunny: *press button* Kovu-evil-lilly: :headexplo *similar to the scene in the third Harry Potter movie where Hermione hits Draco, but with a lot more "satisfaction"* Kovu stands over the bruised and bloody bodies of the three Slitherpins. Kovu: (ihh WT:censored: just happened? I beat up some guys?) A student comes into view, then stops dead, starring at the scene. Kovu: (ihh Hey, fighting's got to be a good way to ruin someone's reputation around here.) Yeah, and I'll do it to anyone else that I don't like! Student: :mymy:…………………HEY EVERYONE! LILLY BEAT UP DRAKE, AND HE SAYS HE'LL DO IT TO ANYONE ELSE LIKE HIM! Student body: :w00t: "Our savior!" "Yeah, man, YEAH!" "Lil-ly!" "You stick it to 'em!" "It's high time someone DID something!" Kovu: (ihh What is with these people?) |
| rampant09-01-07, 02:43 PM | Tirmek - 36 charisma means never having to say you're sorry. Kovu - Excuse me? Tirmek - *BITE* Kovu - ... Rakshasa don't have bite attacks. Tirmek - Oh so now the DM decides to use the rules. |
| Demonfey09-01-07, 05:06 PM | Tirmek: Time for...PLAN X. Sarah and Elina simultaneously: Oh no, not Plan X! Kovu: Plan X? Xiath: CHEWY! *Drops from the sky and chomps onto Kovu's head* Kovu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF GETITOFF! |
| rampant09-01-07, 05:39 PM | Sarah - How come I never get to do that? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-01-07, 07:10 PM | OOC: By about now the Evil Lilly plot is mostly laid out, so feel free to mess with it. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade09-01-07, 07:34 PM | Kovu runs around in circles. screaming. Kovu: ARRRRRGGHHHHH!!! And then, with a well place foot, is sent sprawling upon the floor. Sithis: Xiath. Maim, Not kill. Xiath: awww. *CHOMP* Kovu: MY ARM!!! OH SIX SHE BIT OFF MY ARRRMMM!!! HELP ME! |
| rampant09-01-07, 07:57 PM | Tirmek - Will somebody please untie me now? Sarah - nope :devil: Everyone else - *not paying attention to tied up kitty girl* Tirmek - *looks at Sarah* meep\ 30 seconds later Elina - Ok Tirmek Lets get you untied... Where'd Tirmek go? -------------------------------------------------------------------- Sarah - :zzz: z*Sleep glomp* Tirmek - ... This gag is getting old, and this holy whatever really chafes. |
| Demonfey09-01-07, 11:31 PM | SFX demon: BAMF Ilt: Ha ha! Sithis: You are? Ilt: Glad to not be the one being used as her chew toy this time. Kovu: OH GODS IT HURTS! Ilt: Walk it off, you wuss. You still got legs. *CHOMP* Ilt: You still have a leg. Kovu: OH GODS WHY! |
| rampant09-01-07, 11:39 PM | Kovu: OH GODS WHY! OORampant - Because 13 - Your pain Kithle - Amuses us OORampant - did he just steal your stealing of my thunder? |
| Paulon09-01-07, 11:53 PM | OOPaulon: Yes. Because, let's hear it, He's a Magnificent Bastard. |
| rampant09-02-07, 02:41 AM | Scias - *nudge* Teiza - You got back Rupert! *HUG* Scias - *scribble* < can't breathe! > ---------------------------------------------- Chu - THAT LITTLE :censored: She was just keeping him all to herself the selfish little :censored: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-02-07, 08:41 AM | What Teiza saw after busting down the wall: Herself and Scias as if seen from behind, reiterated to infinity. Turning around it's the same deal. Teiza: What the :censored: is going on? (she steps through the wall and finds that it's not a mirror trick) Scias: *scribble* My guess is that this is to ensure that we can't simply muscle our way out of the situation. That's not thievish. Teiza: :mad: I'm getting really tired of all these restrictions. 13: :bored: Then you shouldn't have come along. We did give back your bag, didn't we? Scias: *scribble* Come on, let's just get this over with. One long and grueling dungeon crawl later……… Announcer: And in 43rd place, contestant Scias Branford. Teiza: 43rd?! Scais: *scribble* Leave it, please? A couple of attendants come up to usher them out of the arena space and into a staging room, where they were given refreshments. Teiza: I felt bloody useless in there. Scias: *scribble* Welcome to the world of everyone else. ???: Scias! Scias turns just in time to see a blur of yellow slam into him, but everything else is blocked by the body he's squeezed into. Chu: OhI'msogladyougotoutokaytheysaythatnearl yaquarteroftheoriginalentrantshavebeenne utralized— Chi: Hey, stop hogging him all to yourself. Scias is able to extricate his head enough to see that Chi is dressed in a yellow coveralls, the same as Chu. Then it hits him. Scias: *struggle* *scribble* You can talk! Chi: (grabbing Scias away) They say there's some sort of translation field across this whole complex. Apparently it works on the principle of *blah blah blah technical junk* Scias: (ihh :uh-huh: Wow, you'd never guess from her appearance that she's this techno-genius.) Teiza: And what are you two doing here? Chu: :P We came because we were worried about Scias. Chi: It's not fair that you get him all to yourself on this trip. Chi and Chu: *snuggle Scias* Scias: *scribble* Why me? Chu (whispering): I know what the next event is. In fact, I'm on the crew setting these things up, so I can— Scais: *scribble* NO! I WANT TO DO THIS ON MY OWN! Chu: :( I just wanna help— Scias: *scribble* Then make the tests even harder. If you really like me so much you'll grind any ego I have into a slimy paste, then dry it out into powder so it blows away in the wind. Chu: ……………………………:weep: Okay. ******** Meanwhile, watching through closed-circuit cameras…… Mr. Carver: The boy has principles. Woman in the red dress: Did you expect any less? Mr. Carver: One can never be sure with powers like his. But I am watching with eagerness……… |
| rampant09-02-07, 12:26 PM | Chu: OhI'msogladyougotoutokaytheysaythatnearl yaquarteroftheoriginalentrantshavebeenne utralized— Teiza - Only a quarter!, I'd have sworn we nailed more than that! Scias - scribble < stop killing my competition! > Teiza - Then they should stop trying to swipe my crystals! |
| DungeonJman09-03-07, 12:30 AM | *looks through notebook* Ok, this is the what number time that i've made a random reappearance after vanishing for several months? Good DungeonJ: I don't know, i think even the Law DungeonJ lost count by now... Law DungeonJ: I DID NOT LOSE COUNT...it's just in a file cabinet somewhere...>_> <_< Evil DungeonJ: So let me guess, this is the point where the character that you had last time that failed to develop any significance at all after you disappeared will hop out and try to attack you, being extremely angry if not insane... *A deranged Sarfen pops out and starts charging towards OODungeonJ* *sigh* This has gotten so predictable by now. Well, every time i learn something new anyway. Note to self, make a character that will actually have some significance this time... *two lightsabers ignite and whatever remains of Sarfen goes flying off into the distance* Evil DungeonJ: Dude, even if you can get away with the Jar'Kai style. You're not getting away with lightsabers... OODungeonJ: They're not lightabers, they're flaming brilliant energy swords! All Three Personality Components: :rolleyes: OODungeonJ: That bad, huh? |
| Demonfey09-03-07, 12:32 AM | Good to see you return, Dungeon. |
| DungeonJman09-03-07, 12:37 AM | Thanks, btw, has Ilt tried to tell the people back at Sigil Prep about this yet, or is the summer course not over? |
| Paulon09-03-07, 12:42 AM | Hello DungeonJman. *locates the returnee's safety box being used as a stall in the chocobo stables, and takes a hose to it to clean it up, washing out a flock of chocobos, assorted 'detritus' which is best not more closely examined without a peg on the nose, and Deis' Homework, which had snuck off exploring.* Welcome back. |
| rampant09-03-07, 12:43 AM | Kithle - any takers for a week? NJ26 - Meh make it 8 days. Squishy - Ok then 50 gold on 8 days. OODungeon - I'm right here! --------------------------------- Kovu - HELP MEEEEEEE! Xiath - CHEWY! *CHOMP* Kovu - BY MOSE! |
| DungeonJman09-03-07, 12:47 AM | *looks at the box* Jeez, that's it? I'd have expected that Caralot would've found something worse than a flock of genetically modified, transdimensional horror chocobo by now. Silver: Ok, two... :devil: OODungeonJ: Oh, that smile... :yuck: |
| Demonfey09-03-07, 01:14 AM | He doesn't actually talk about his own experiences much. This is a guy who once held an aspect of Grazz't at swordpoint, alone, successfully, at I think sixth level, max, and only has ever mentioned it once IG, and even then devoted the entirety of a sentence tops to that (well, before someone else asked questions). IG: Ilt: Gods, enough with the whining already. Here, ya pansy. *Shoves a muffin of cure minor wounds into Kovu's mouth.* |
| DungeonJman09-03-07, 03:22 AM | Hey, that gave me a great idea... With all the accidents and such on this ship, i now present to you: *holds out a stick of dynamite* The TNT of Heal "It will completely heal you if you haven't been completely blown up. Now just to find a good use for it ...meh. *throws it over the ship and blows up a town, with all the people being instantly cured of all wounds and diseases* "Hmmm. Interesting" *writes it down* "Granted, Bunny will hate it, but for meaningless collateral damage..." |
| Charles Phipps09-03-07, 03:40 AM | *Lilly Cat breaks through the window* *Doog Jr. comes in dressed like a Leprechaun* Lilly Cat: Puss and Boots to the rescue. Tirmek: :mymy: Lilly Cat: Hmmmm, my double seems defeated. Tirmek: KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! :cloud9: Lilly Cat: AHHHHH! HATE TIRMEK! HATE TIRMEK! |
| rampant09-03-07, 04:16 AM | Tirmek's mindscape Tirmek (boy) - Stop it right now! Tirmek (girl) - Oh come off it :rolleyes: Tirmek (boy) - IT'S LILY! Tirmek (girl) - Yes and if you hadn't been so focused on proving your superiority you would have realized how effing adorable he is. Tirmek - :twitch: Tirmek (Sarah) - Woof! Snuggle Girlfriend! Tirmek (boy) - Thank you Rakshasa submission instincts. Tirmek (girl) - SARAH?! WHERE!? OBEY SARAH! MUST SNUGGLE SARAH! ---------------------- Tirmek (boy) is the mask Tirmek wears around most people (especially Lily) his arrogance, aloofness, and uptightness. Tirmek (girl) is the instinctive, emotional, side that Sarah sees more than anyone else. Tirmek (Sarah) is ... well he/she showed up one day and never left. Note Tirmek (boy and girl) are not meant as comentary on the actual genders, they simply represent Tirmek's own fractured mind. ----------------------------------------------- OORampant - *pokes little creature in chains* This is Tirmek (evil).... The others don't like him. http://www.flickr.com/photos/borgeat/262434681/ |
| DungeonJman09-03-07, 12:18 PM | Hey, you stole my bit! Tirmek: What? OODungeonJ: Ok, now i'm going to make sure that you get saved so that i can make sure that somebody kicks your butt! Of course i can't actually do it, but...you know what, i'm just going to fragment you personality more. *Takes out lighthammer* Tirmek: Wait, i don't think it works like...! *WHAM* |
| rampant09-03-07, 06:51 PM | Sarah - She's snuggling my boot, and no one's untied her... We are so keeping that holy lariat! Elina - What's wrong with tirmek? Lily - Meow mew merow purrr hiss mew meow (violent reaction to mental conflicts resolved by reverting to base instincts, as a "male" Rakshasa from the Knightmare bloodline his base instinct is to glomp Sarah) |
| DungeonJman09-03-07, 07:24 PM | *hits Lilly over the head* What? Tirmek would've done worse.... Unless that really is Tirmek, disguised as Lilly morphed into Tirmek....Nah, that's too stupid even for here. ???: Is it? *whistles* ???: What the...OH DEAR KHYBER THE PAIN!!! OODungeonJ: You'd think that the announcers would stay away from here by now, but they just don't... |
| Charles Phipps09-03-07, 07:29 PM | Harmony: Now to cure Lilly! DISPELLIO! Tirmek: That's some pretty crappy spellcasting. You just added a suffix to a common word. *poof* Lilly: I feel weird. Elina: CATBOY! Sarah: ARF! ARF! ARF! |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-03-07, 07:42 PM | Shroedigger: :mad: That's MY schtik! Lilly: You're barely acknowledged as a character anymore. *Elina scratches him behind the ears* Lilly: :cloud9: Prrrrrrrrrrr.... Shroedigger: :mad: Momo: That's ok, I still love you! *scratches behind his ear* Shroedigger: :cloud9: Prrrrrrrrr.... Sarah: Bark! Bark! Tirmek: *snuggle* Prrrrrrrr.... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-03-07, 07:54 PM | The bruised Drake Malficio (or whatever his last name was, if it was said) bursts into Prof. Snake's office and slams the door. Snake: Is it done? Drake: That maniac tried to kill me! Snake: I'll take that as a no. Drake: He just attacked me without warning! Snake: There's no need to shout, I can hear you perfectly. Now why did you expect him to warn you? Drake: I…well…it's not— Snake: Shut up. (he walks over and bends down a little to look Drake right in the whimpering face) I want you to go out there and do what you promised to do, and this time don't play fair. Drake: But he'll— Snake: Would you rather you got expelled? Oh, and I do have enough to get you expelled, not merely suspended for trying to steal test answers. Drake: (visions of his family's reaction flash through his mind) :eek: Yessir. (he slinks out slowly) Snake: I bet other evil masterminds don't have to put up with this. ********* Jelousy: I bet other evil masterminds don't have to put up with this. He was sitting at the desk in his office. Ambition and Rage stood on the other side, Rage holding the empty cat cage. Jelousy: You do realize that if it is discovered there is an imposter Galan then it will be harder to get him on the throne of Breland? Ambition: Yes. Jelousy: So do you know what you have to do now? Rage: Find the cat. Jelousy: Good.………………NOW GET TO IT BEFORE I USE YOUR STILL LIVING BODIES IN MY NEXT NECROMANCY LAB! Rage and Ambition: :eek: *VANISH* |
| rampant09-03-07, 08:10 PM | Teiza - grrrrrrrrrrr Scias - *scribble* <what is it now?> Teiza - I don't know who, I don't know when, I'm going to kill someone. ------------------------ Schroedigger - *ACHOO* :gel: I just felt a chill. |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-03-07, 08:15 PM | Schroedigger - *ACHOO* :gel: I just felt a chill.Momo: Oh, poor kitty! :bigeyes: Shroedigger: :mymy: This won't go well. Momo: *snuggle* I'll keep you warm! Shroedigger: Painful Death senses tingling! |
| DungeonJman09-03-07, 08:29 PM | Angel of Death: Why is it always "painful death"? Why does noone around here remove all of a person's senses so that they die completely cut off from the world and with the feeling of being abandoned? OODungeonJ: Uh...Turtle... AoD: AGAIN!?!?!$#%! *poof* OODungeonJ: Anyway, why do you care? AoD: Paperwork. OODungeonJ: What, there's less paperwork if... AoD: No, but it gets boring filling out the exact same form over and over again. Variety is the spice of life and death. :D |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-03-07, 08:36 PM | OOKaizer: :D Painful Death tends to be more amusing to those who remain not dead. |
| Demonfey09-03-07, 08:39 PM | Ilt: And sucks for us that get hit by it. |
| DungeonJman09-03-07, 09:40 PM | Evil DungeonJ: Not true... observe. *blasts a random redshirt who then tries to scream out from the horror of losing his senses but is unable to talk and goes running around the ship blindly before running into a pole and being knocked out cold.* Besides, he'll keep doing this for 3 days until he unknowingly dies of starvation... |
| rampant09-04-07, 02:39 AM | Tirmek - *cuddle* Sarah - Now if I was a more serious person I'd make a snarky comment about turnabout, as it is, I'm just gonna snuggle. Tirmek - prrrrrrrrr Lily - wow, I think I finally broke Tirmek OOdungeonJ - Yes it was all Lily, nothing to do with me or a Light hammer. ------------------------ Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmmmmm (Have you figured it out yet?) Rashour - um what? Dorvos - mmmh (apparently not) -------------------------------------- Terrek's lab Terrek - Everything is comming along as predicted, the child is developing as expected. You're doing fine Serene. Just be careful, and remember you're eating for 2. (telpathy to Satnak: see me later we need to talk) Serene - The way the first three ate its closer to 200. ------------------------------ Later Satnak - Well oh ghoulish one? What are you not telling her? Terrek - The seals for this child will need to be much stronger. I know you noticed the ones on the others. Satnak - Kids grew out of them so fast I didn't see the point in breaking them myself. Terrek - That is the problem isn't it. They surprised me. Chances are so will this one, but here the potencial for harm so much greater. Satnak - You want better seals. Terrek - This is important. Satnak - It involves my child, and my mate. You will tell me what's going on. --------------------------- Cypher? |
| Norr09-04-07, 01:06 PM | *Pholly comes running over the deck of the FF* Pholly - *screaming hysterically* The philosophers stone is people! Peeepoole! Ketler - D*mmit Pholly! Stay out of my comic books! |
| DungeonJman09-04-07, 01:43 PM | *after writing a few scribbles* Aha! I've finally created the master plan! Jarlot and Ketler: What the...!?! The Master Plan Step 1: Get airship to go at 89 mph. Step 2: Use alternate time travel mechanism (which runs at 89 mph, not 88) to go back in time to the beginning of the Forgotten Freedom's voyages... Step 3: Blow up the original Forgotten Freedom and everything else to cause massive time paradoxes and gain tons of xp... Step 4: Repeat until bored. OODungeonJ: Think about it, you could go looting the same large storage of rum repeatedly... |
| rampant09-04-07, 07:05 PM | Kithle - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Death paper - Chirrup? (what's wrong?) Kithle - Someone is doing a time travel plot, Hurry we must act! Death paper - Squeaken Squeak! (for great justice) |
| DungeonJman09-04-07, 07:10 PM | I do nothing, i merely suggest things to the captain...and play on the fact that he's an alcoholic... |
| Demonfey09-04-07, 07:18 PM | Ilt: I've got the solution. Heads by Satnak's area, and whispers in her ear. Satnak: WHAT?! She charges off towards where Dungeon is. Kithle: I know I could just read your mind, but I just feel like hearing it out loud. What did you say? Ilt: That you said time travel's bad for pregnancies, and Sithis backed it up. |
| Norr09-04-07, 07:19 PM | Inevitable of time and space (Quarut) - I am almost afraid to ask, but no. I am not going anywhere near that ship. 13 - But time is what you're created to police, and things like this goes on all the time over there. What is the meaning of you rexistance if you do not carry out the duty you were created to do? Quarut - ... *explodes* 13 and bunny - *high five* OOnorr - Which explains a lot of whats going on on this ship. |
| DungeonJman09-04-07, 07:46 PM | *as he's running like heck away* It's not true! There's no scientific or magical basis to believe that! Besides, it's no worse than the speed this ship normally goes at anyway! Besides, shouldn't you worry about what Terrek is doing? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-04-07, 08:12 PM | Death paper - Squeaken Squeak! (for great justice) http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee163/SilvercatMoonpaw/Pic1187.jpg |
| rampant09-04-07, 08:15 PM | Jedi-squirrels = :heehee |
| Demonfey09-04-07, 08:18 PM | I'd say...squirrel soulknife/monk? |
| rampant09-04-07, 11:23 PM | More like psion-monks with skillful brilliant energy bastard swords. |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-05-07, 01:21 AM | OOC: Here you go, folks. http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1338/1326468119_98c053d265.jpg?v=0 :D |
| Charles Phipps09-05-07, 01:25 AM | Awwwww. :cloud9: point! |
| rampant09-05-07, 01:42 AM | Death paper - I have jedi minions...:D Kithle - To this day I still don't know how he does that without a mouth. ---------------------------- Tirmek - *does weird cat thing where he rubs on your shin* Sarah - Jeeze, If i'd known he'd get this affectionate, I'd have broken him years ago. ------------------------------------- Tirmek (boy) - STOP IT! Tirmek (girl) - No you had him for years, its my turn. EPIC BATLE REPRESENTING INTERNAL STRUGGLE! Tirmek (Sarah) - *munching popcorn* This is so much better than pay-per-view. |
| Norr09-05-07, 06:59 AM | A man in purple robes is walking around on the ships deck. He looks a little lost. Man in purple - *walks up to a redshirt* Excuse me sir, I'm looking for my son. Random Redshirt - *Startled* Gah! *dies of heart attack* MIP - *Sigh* That's the third one this far. Whats wrong with these people. Small black thing on the MIPs shoulder - Squick squicken rip. MIP - I guess your right, maybe I should fail my hide check once in a while. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-05-07, 09:20 AM | Teiza: :censored: it, where is that E.B.N.E.? OOcat: Right here. Teiza: I'm getting impatient. OOcat: I feel a little tapped at the moment. How about a simple summary to tide you over? Teiza: How simple? The second trial of the Coronation Competition didn't begin with as much of a bang. This event was a simple pick-pocketing: scattered throughout the entire complex were people each with a special ticket in a pocket somewhere on their person. The contestant not only had to steal the ticket without being caught but had to figure out who had a ticket. |
| Charles Phipps09-05-07, 10:37 AM | Elina: Lilly Cat, what are you doing? Lilly: Hiding from Tirmek...and why are you calling me that? Elina: Because you're fuzzy and lovable now! Lilly: Not you too! Elina: And why hide from Tirmek, you've been able to stand against his various schemes of death for years. Lilly: It's not HIM that I'm worried about. It's her! Elina: Oh, Lilly, don't be. *Lilly grabs Elina ands pulls her under the bed* *Elina blinks as she finds a bomb shelter with crosses nailed to the wall, DVD player, library, and numerous wards plus a three year supply of various snack foods* Elina: What the... Lilly: Portable Hole. It's like a Bag of Holding only less likely to draw attention. |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-05-07, 11:01 AM | Elina: :shifty: :thinks: :lightbulb: :devil: *snuggle* Lilly: Whoa, Elina, we're trying to hide here! :eek: Hey, don't touch there, you'll get us discov- :mymy: ........... ............ ...... What the hell. Elina: :cloud9: |
| rampant09-05-07, 02:20 PM | Tirmek - HUh? where am I? I feel a breeze *looks at what he's wearing* :gah: Sarah - Hey Love, I got your collar:devil: Tirmek - YOINK! |
| DungeonJman09-05-07, 03:23 PM | *sigh* There's nothing to do around here anymore...this of course, coming from a guy who remembers the good old days when this bucket wasn't the most insanely powerful thing on Eberron, but just raided towns and blew everything up while conning people/poisoning wells... and the authority figures were competent, while still being able to be made fun of... :lightbulb Hey Ketler, can i borrow the V for Vengeance outfit? |
| rampant09-05-07, 04:10 PM | Dorvos - Hmmmmmmm (there's plenty to do) Dungeon - HuH? Dorvos Hmmmmmmm (we could raid darguun, heckle king steve, watch Xiath make Sithis miserable...) Dungeon - I have no idea what he's saying. Rashour - welcome to the club |
| DungeonJman09-05-07, 04:31 PM | Heckling King Steve's boring, since he's too crazy and not stupid enough to fall for it... Xiath torturing Sithis is good, but that only stays funny for about an hour or two. The last one's good. Still want to see if i can try and turn the V for Vengeance suit into a construct and let it loose in Aundair first, though... |
| Demonfey09-05-07, 04:36 PM | Ilt: Kid, the ship's got more people that can destroy the planet than should be physically possible. Darguun would be too easy. As for Xiath/Sithis, part of the fun is making someone's life miserable, not just watching it happen. Dorvos: Hmmmm (Point. What about King Steve?) Ilt: It'd just get forced over time. We're probably going to have to resort to another parody soon. Though I do like the construct V idea... Elina: Another parody? Oh great. What's our group going to have to do? Ilt: Probably nothing, actually. Other people need screen time more than you do, and let's face it, your group's going to just end up as more ubers soon. Maladren: Yeah! |
| DungeonJman09-05-07, 04:48 PM | Ok, but you have to design it, and i don't mean you Ilt, i just know that your E.B.N.E. can read this... The only parody i can think of is having all the unused/abandoned Scum chasing after us through the lower bowels of the ship, a la The Night of the Living Dead... |
| Demonfey09-05-07, 05:02 PM | OODF: :evillaugh Dungeon: That's not a good thing, is it. Ilt: Oh, you have no idea. OODF: It's been a while since I made a design in Word... Yes. I have used Microsoft Word to design robots. Lots and lots of robots. I should be able to complete it by Friday. Saturday at the latest, if only because of classes and being a little out of practice. |
| DungeonJman09-05-07, 05:30 PM | In my experience, it's better to use Inevitables or Modrons... Especially since the Inevitables can actually pose a threat to E.B.N.E.'s... *gets chased around by a Spammar before cutting it into many many pieces* On the other hand, D&D already has an organizational system for the Modrons... *Evil and Good sides get chased around by several Secundi until blasting them apart or slashing them apart (respectively. Since reading several things, including the BoED, the good side is a paladin/anointed knight and the evil side's a warlock. The lawful side's a monk, but it would be helping the modrons in this case..) |
| Demonfey09-05-07, 05:38 PM | Ah, but here's where we differ: I generally design them with enough internal and external weaponry to be an Uber. This one, I'll probably limit to just long knives, dual flame throwers, and a razorblade hat. |
| DungeonJman09-05-07, 05:42 PM | Pffft... i've designed warforged with more firepower than that... |
| rampant09-05-07, 05:59 PM | Specifically a warforged soulknife focused on thrown weapons. Designation m3g4-1v14n OODungeon - That wasn't me OORampant - I can't believe the DM didn't catch that one. |
| DungeonJman09-05-07, 06:14 PM | There's still a DM? |
| rampant09-05-07, 07:54 PM | OOC: No I meant the DM for game with the SK warforged. The DM for this game is as stark raving mad as the rest of us. Isn't that right phipps? OOCharles - MY PRECIOUS! *holds up shiny ring* |
| Demonfey09-05-07, 08:11 PM | There're two parodies I think we could pull off here: our own, more fully done MGS parody (with full bosses with cheesy names, like Psycho Kanatash and Crossbow Puma), or the parody Dungeon mentioned. |
| DungeonJman09-05-07, 08:14 PM | Well, that needs no explanation. Heck, even the sane people in this Eberron are stark raving loonies... And i don't play Metal Gear Solid... And the night of the living dead one isn't relevant because that happens to anyone who goes more than 5 floors below deck... Unless you want to make: I, Warforged... But it can't be involving the LoB, he's gone through enough parodies as it is... Dorvos: Hmmmmm! (Must you do this in front of our faces?) OODungeonJ: Yes! As an alternative to all of that, we could just do what I did to Tirmek one time and throw them into an alternate dimension... |
| Demonfey09-05-07, 08:18 PM | I can just see it now... I Warforged: Stupid: I did not murder him! Rashour*: Um...actually, you did. You strangled him right in front of us. But who cares, he was a redshirt anyway. Stupid: Oh. *Not actually appearing in the movie, just put out there because he was the first non-redshirt to come to mind. As for Metal Gear, I've never actually played any of them myself, either, I just have enough knowledge of it to be able to mock it. |
| DungeonJman09-05-07, 08:21 PM | Stupid IS the LoB, haven't you read the profiles? |
| Demonfey09-05-07, 08:23 PM | Yes, I just felt like doing the short version with the one 'forged on this ship that's a constant and isn't fleshy. |
| DungeonJman09-05-07, 08:28 PM | My best vote is for just flinging them into an alternate dimension or campaign setting. But there are limits... Angel of Death: So to repeat, you can't use Earth's Heaven ever again or i will personally come and beat the living daylights out of you... |
| rampant09-05-07, 08:33 PM | Tirmek - Like I said class skill or not I don't have many ranks in Knowledge (the planes). ------------------------------------- Maladren - Look when you said tomb raider parody, i thought you meant mocking adventurer, you made no mention of outfits. I'm not wearing that! |
| Demonfey09-05-07, 08:51 PM | Ilt: Well, there goes that idea. One of the Alien movies maybe? Lady bursts out of his chest. Lady: Please?:bigeyes: Ilt: :ghosted: (I just wanted to do that joke) |
| DungeonJman09-05-07, 09:04 PM | Don't ask how that happened, don't ask how that happened... Anyway, what about the Simpsons Movie: Dorvos: Hmm! (D'oh!) |
| Demonfey09-05-07, 09:48 PM | *After break for ressing* Ilt: No one's done Three Musketeers or Robin Hood yet, right? I'm pretty sure that the Sheriff would like another shot at me...at least if I hadn't made sure he forgot who I was via amnesia arrows. |
| DungeonJman09-05-07, 10:10 PM | *gives him the stare of death* You are NOT getting me to wear tights... |
| Demonfey09-05-07, 10:20 PM | But it takes a real man to wear tights! I've got proof (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0W2HFJXzSE)! Besides, when did I say Robin Hood, Men in Tights? I was thinking just a parody, not a parody of a parody. |
| DungeonJman09-05-07, 10:26 PM | First of all, they wore breeches back then, not pants... And aren't those guys falsettos that are dancing as if they were in a play? Aw forget it, we've got nothing better to work with anyway. Prepare the villains, i must find a bunch of unwitting patsys! Several second generation crew and Scum: Patsy senses, warning us of danger! *Anyone get where that's from? And no, not Spiderman...* |
| Demonfey09-05-07, 11:44 PM | Ilt: Dibs on being main villain! Dungeon: What? Ilt: Their job's good until the part where they get killed by the good guy, and since I'm used to being killed, why not? Is the answer: any comic that has done a joke like that? |
| rampant09-05-07, 11:46 PM | Maladren - ANYTHING TO GET OUT OF THIS "MOTHER" PLOTLINE! Poppy - Mommy Maladren - :twitch: Ilt - Do you mind being maid marian? Maladren - Hell no! Do you have any idea how long since I've gotten any action?! I'm half-ready to jump the next adult male that walks by. Ilt - *steps back slowly* |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-06-07, 12:10 AM | Ketler, his pervert senses tingling, rushes to the scene and walks by. Maladren: :bored: I am nowhere NEAR that desperate. Ketler: :raincloud |
| Demonfey09-06-07, 12:36 AM | Ilt(ihh): which would be better to take, hero, or villain? Looks at Maladren. Ilt(ihh): Probably villain. *Commentary box* Silver: It feels good to have an easy mind once in a while. |
| rampant09-06-07, 02:52 AM | Klaz - I'm not dead yet. Vrin - No one cares anymore. |
| rampant09-06-07, 03:01 AM | Maladren - But there are no female villains in robin hood, and just to remind you I'm not a pervert like Sarah! Ilt - But isn't Tirmek the- Maladren - He only does that to make her happy! *insert angry muttering and wild conspiracy theories* Ilt - (i.h.h. this girls has issues with a capital ISH) 13 - :D |
| Charles Phipps09-06-07, 03:54 AM | Lilly: At last, a chance to be the Holy Liberator class incarnate! Elina: Ummm...Lilly.... *Lilly pops out in his black attire with Alan Rickman mustache* Lilly: At last, I shall liberate this land from the tyranny of forrest banditry. Elina: The....hell.... Lilly: King Steve has been captured while travelling to Riedra! Good Princess Sara is hoping to rasie the ransom *snicker*, so I must tax the peasantry in the name of JUSTICE! Elina: Do you know what being a Holy Liberator MEANS? Lilly: It means whatever I say it means. Elina: Uh huh. Lilly: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
| DungeonJman09-06-07, 07:59 AM | *Hits Lilly over the head again* Aren't you people already in a plotline? Besides if anybody was to try and be your counterpart hero that would cause massive confusion for you (more so than already) and the ironic part is that Dol Arrah would still let you have paladin powers. Since we all know that she doesn't care... Anyway, despite who the main hero's going to be, Robin Hood has to have about 140 people as the Merry Men. Therefore, i've pretty much rounded up any named member of the ship who isn't busy in a plot, running the ship, or tending to the bar. This includes: Chanse Random That animated V for Vengeance suit. The Squirrel Civilization Stupid Norbaz's Chili Ilt: ??? OODungeonJ: Look, unless you go to the bar, nothing you eat on this ship is dead when it's served to you... Anyway... Bob Vrin Chalky :coolcthul and the second generation crew can come on a call basis. This of course means that the remaining hero's will be made up by low level unnamed rangers and a balding cleric. However, this also applies for some rules: 1: No using fireballs. 2: What do you mean "Awwww" we're in a forest for Syberis's sake! 3: No, you can't use that as a justification to get rid of the forest so you can cast fireballs. 4: Or use alchemist fire. I didn't leave Pholly off this list for the funny. 5: No shooting the low level unnamed guys. 6: Why? Because that's teamkilling, n00b! 7: The fact that most of you would teamkill without a second thought should not deter you... 8: No using the low levels for meatshields... 9: Unless you really have to, then just choose the guy who's worth the least EXP for them. 10: No, you can't ask the cleric for heals and buffs so you can show off to the enemy, save it for when we need it... 11: Just because it's a forest doesn't mean that you need to gather acorns in the middle of a fight. 12:You know what i'm talking about, Vrin... 13: No dark, unholy rituals are to be done in the forest. We're trying to save the peasants from poverty, not sacrifice them... 14: Saying "killing them means they're not poor anymore since they're dead" doesn't count. 15: The Chili is not allowed to hold anything or be near any trees. 16: However, you are not to try and hold it back if it does so... 17: What do you mean that you like acid burns? 18: This is all supplementary to any of the original rules that you people remember... 19: Saying "I forgot" does not exempt you from following the original rules. 20: Chanse may not use this opportunity to try and gather a bunch of guys to mutiny against the captain with. 21: Because he'd still kick your butt twice over... 22: Pointing out the fact that the only forest is in Aundair because Fuhrer Roy's government cut theirs down for industrial purposes, Thrane's forests were cut down by dragonfire, and that King Steve destroyed his forests for mana is in bad taste. 23: Not bad, just tacky... 24: No this does not mean that the Aundairians are English, French, Spanish, or any other European power, whatever that may lead you to believe... |
| Demonfey09-06-07, 10:07 AM | Maladren - But there are no female villains in robin hood, and just to remind you I'm not a pervert like Sarah! Ilt - But isn't Tirmek the- Maladren - He only does that to make her happy! *insert angry muttering and wild conspiracy theories* Ilt - (i.h.h. this girls has issues with a capital ISH) 13 - :D Ilt's wearing a fake Freud beard and taking notes while Maladren's on a couch. Ilt (in Freud accent): Go on. Maladren: I just don't feel like he appreciates me and that Sarah keeps figuring out ways to ensure he never will and-why am I telling you this? Ilt (dropping accent): Why do you think I know? Looks at the clock. Ilt: Well, we have to get into costume 'bout now. He walks away. Think we should use Squishy as Prince John? |
| Norr09-06-07, 03:04 PM | Elsewhere on the FF, a man in purple robes is standing over yet another dead redshirt. On his shoulder a black squirrel is perched. Man in purple robes - :censored: Why do this keep happening? I'm failing my hide checks best I can! Black squirrel - Squirk hoc. MIP - Yes, yes... maybe I should fail my move silently checks too... Black Squirrel - Squecken rip rop. MIP - Yes, that might work. |
| rampant09-06-07, 04:41 PM | Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmm (yeah the redshirts around here are hyper attenuated to danger, survival of the fittest and all that, does tend to give them heart problems, Dingo and NJ26 love to scare them to death literally) MIP - Hello? |
| Norr09-06-07, 05:20 PM | MIP - :confused: What's making that oddly melodic humming noice? Black Squirrel - :rolleyes: OOC - Just out of interest, shouldn't the Spammar inevitable be called a Spammarut, to keep to the inevitable naming theme? Edit - Looked at the wiki, forget I said anything :P |
| rampant09-06-07, 05:42 PM | Dorvos - :bored: hmmmmmmmmm (Well that makes three of them.) Rashour - Stop looking at me like that. --------------------------------------------- Kovu - I feel unloved. |
| Charles Phipps09-07-07, 01:31 AM | Meanwhile, what has Rose been up to all this time? http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=74764 |
| rampant09-07-07, 01:33 AM | Teiza is meditating in a traditional lotus position, only she's upside down, and hovering about 4 ft in the air with her hair hanging down, while spinning slowly. Teiza - (i.h.h. Sensei's children all have an inherent connection to shadow that I may never be able to emulate. In order to counter this, I must find some way to strengthen my grip on my shadow techniques. The best way to do that is reshape, and sever my technique in order to deny their pull. Sever and shape, maybe it's time to take another few pages from Mother's book.) Scias - *scribble* < I know she's up to something she shouldn't be. > |
| Norr09-07-07, 07:16 AM | Black Squirrel - *slaps the MIP* Black Squirrel - (to dorvos) Squerk rip rup Sqeaken [Please excuse my unnattentive masters antics sir.] MIP - What did you just say? Dorvos - hmmMmmmmMmm [No problem, he's not the only one we got around here.] MIP - Wait a minute, it speaks? Black Squirrel - Rip sqeak rup. Squeaken Sqeark. Rip rup sqeak sqeaken. [Ah, I take it you speak squirrel then. That is quite a relief. You see, we are here looking for someone and my master here isn't one for effective searching, if you catch my drift.] MIP - I heard that. Black squirrel - Squeken squeak. rip Squerk rup rup. Squecken squeak. Squerken. [Oh, I'm terribly sorry. We haven't been introduced. I am Zair, skuirid familiar of this sir here, Red. Pardon my accent.] Dorvos - HmmMMmmmmmm [Dorvos, pleased to meet you.] Red - I demand to know what's going on here. Zair - Skork [Quiet you.] |
| rampant09-07-07, 02:35 PM | Dorvos - hmmmmmmmmmmmmm (so what are you here for? business? visiting family? or are you one of the poor saps who ends up living here?) Red - What's going on? Zair - Rop rip chirrup squeaken ( Quiet you or I'll bite your nose off, let me do the talking! ) |
| Norr09-07-07, 07:11 PM | Zair - Chirp Squeaken rip. Cirrup rup Sqeacken, chirr-chirrup [We would be visiting family, if we could find it. We are looking for masters son and, incidentally, my grandson.] Red - Yes! To induct him into our family legacy of mighty necromancers! Zair - *ignoring Red* Rup rip Sqeak chirp Squerk. Chirrup chirp Squeak [His mother died, and we would wish to find him to tell him the news. He is the eldest, and only, son of the family you see.] Red - Yes, my poor wife. She shall be sorely missed until I reanimate her as my zombie maid :plotting: Zair - Sqeak sqeaken chirp sqeack rup rup [Unfortunately, by the time he is found I may also have to break the news of his fathers untimely demise.] Red - And why would tha... ... :mymy: shutting up now. |
| rampant09-07-07, 11:36 PM | Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmm ( What poor sap on this ship has him for a dad? I thought Doog jr. had it rough with Ishmeal jr. and Doog as his parents. ) Red - Why do I get the impression I don't want to know what the creepy child with 13 eyes is saying? Zair - Squeaken rup! (silence!) *Chomp* Red - My ear! Dorvos - Hmmmmmmm (let a pro do it) Xiath - Chewy? |
| DungeonJman09-07-07, 11:54 PM | Chanse: Why am I the only one in tights? Because you're the closest that we have to Robin Hood and only he is obligated to wear the stupid tights... even outside of that movie... Chanse: And these "merry men"... why are a fifth of them dressed in black, listening to music that even Devis couldn't write, and sulking around? Due to budget cuts, and discrimination laws, not all of the Merry Men are merry anymore. And of course, technically those laws also require there to be women here, but strangely enough, they all have enough sense not to come when they know its related to the FF. Geez, and i thought i was nicer than several of the second gen people, not to mention the ubers... Chanse: But you don't have budget cuts! Quiet! If you start saying that then they'll put some in and i'm going to have to take the metal off of some of those arrows. Hey, i thought i said that the Chili couldn't touch anything! *sigh* Anyone have a +5 fire extinguisher...or a portable hole that you don't mind losing... *Stupid then trips and launches a missle into another part of the forest* Well, i'd guess i'd better leave you to the plot, Mr. Robin Hood. Meanwhile, i've got to go find Nalfein and see if i can get him to develop something that will let the crew keep its edition while the world changes...or Reman to see if i can get a legal argument to make sure that the FF doesn't change... *promptly vanishes, leaving Chanse to clean up the act...* |
| Demonfey09-08-07, 12:25 AM | Ilt: Dungeon, we already don't play using the same editions. For example, I use 3.5. Most second gen and ubers are, as OOcat (or maybe OOCat, I always get them mixed up) at least 666th edition. And Nalfein goes from edition to edition as he pleases. The existing rules are largely ignored anyway. Dungeon: Oh. Point. Nalfein: You bore me with your not being on fire. *Fiery doom* |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-08-07, 12:29 AM | Nalfein: You bore me with your not being on fire. *Fiery doom*OOC: It's been a bit since an award was given out here, but you deserve it. :D This is absolutely perfect. I'm not exaggerating. You get a :mage: for a spot-on portrayal of Nalfein. |
| Demonfey09-08-07, 12:36 AM | Thanks, Kaizer. :D |
| rampant09-08-07, 01:13 AM | OORampant - *sharpens poking stick rolls it in itch powder, then rubs the point on a poison arrow frog* OOCharles - Cypher or Kaiser? OORampant - *begins sharpening other end* OOCharles - What about OOcat? OORampant - *points to another corner of the room where several sticks are sitting, finished* OOCharles - Urial? OORampant - *points to another room full of sticks* |
| Norr09-08-07, 07:14 AM | Xiath - Chewy? Zair - Squirk sqeaken. Chirp rip rup [Feel free, but I need him mostly intact. The xp-loss of losing your master is quite a bother.] Red - :weep: This is what happens when your mother-in-law is your familiar. |
| DungeonJman09-08-07, 01:22 PM | Ah. So need to worry about 4th edition then... *water bucket falls on him* Ow... i wanted the water, not the bucket! |
| rampant09-08-07, 01:49 PM | Dorvos - Hmmmmmmm (i make no promises about restraining my little cousin, I suggest you distract her) Zair - squeak (how?) Dorvos - Hmm hm mmmh mhmmmm (she's half-dragon toss something worth at least 20 gold and she'll grab it, then hole up in her room for the next half-hour rooting through her hoard and finding the perfect place to keep it) |
| rampant09-08-07, 02:09 PM | Way far future Satnak - Ok I've had my fun. Izzy - :pint: please mommy make the mean lady stop spinning the sky Lisa - was the last barrel roll necessary? Satnak - I had to know how much this bird can handle. Now We'll switch I want to see something these new birds are supposed to have an emergency control panel in the back. Much scuffling later Michael - Who's flying? Dorvos - (from the pilot's seat) :D Izzy - (in the co-pilot's seat) Good thing I locked out the main seat. Bu- Hey how'd he get past me? In the back seat Satnak - I was right there is an emergency panel and stick that flips out back here, visibility is not so great but the displays back here make up for it...Hmmmm looks like this was designed initially as a gunner station, then converted later. Deis - ... Satnak - Fine enough of this school girl :censored: I have maybe half of a clue of what's going on. All I know is that if we :censored: this up everything dies or worse, and I'm not going to let that happen. That said you are driving me crazy, you're just so cute. |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-08-07, 05:48 PM | Deis smiled as a deliciously wicked thought crossed her mind. Deis: :schemes: You could always do something about it. As she looked at the snake-abberation, the world around them seemed to slow. The beat of the propellers and all conversation from the cockpit and main area fell silent as time ground to a halt. Satnak: How did you...? Deis: :smirk: That's not important right now. I'm providing us a chance to speak freely. Like you said, things are progressing quickly. One must make oportunities for fun even in dire circumstances, yes? The way she said "fun" got Satnak to wondering. Satnak: Nina said she knew me before, and she and you were Lisa's daughters. You also mentioned Dorvos. How did you know me? Deis: *licks her lips* You practically raised me from the time I was six till I was eighteen. Satnak was slightly creeped out by that, but then...maybe this wasn't attraction. Maybe it was a misplaced parental love? Deis: *grins* We're not truly related. Unless, of course, you count a fling with Dorvos and then Corre resulting in a grandchild each time "related". Satnak: :confused: Corre? That name seemed familiar somehow. Considering how unusual it was, she couldn't imagine why. Deis: :devil: One of your daughters. Satnak: Er... Deis: Gender wasn't something she or I was restricted by. Honestly, I look at all these poor fools in the world today and wonder how they survive. All three of us were born of two females. Satnak: :eek: What?! Deis: Oh, yes. Auntie Serene was amazingly beautiful. Almost unfairly so. You never even so much as looked at me the way I wanted you to because of her... At this, Deis slithered up to her, lightly curling herself around Satnak so that she looked directly into her eyes. Deis: See, where most humans nowadays are stuck looking at male/female traits, primarily physical ones as the first step towards mating, I am attracted to little else but power. As Deis's tongue darted in and out, Satnak could feel a churning inside the snake-girl's body. Her serpent like eyes gave off an animalistic hunger, but not predatory in nature. Deis: Right now, I'm breaking down those Neo-Redshirts and reconfiguring them into proper slaves. Living or recently dead matter is all I require. But they are mere pawns compared to those borne out of the mixing of genes. Satnak: :blush: U-ummm... She couldn't quite figure out why, but she'd been acting like a crushing school girl since Deis has stopped time, or whatever she'd done. Sure, she was cute...really cute, in a creepy sort of way, but her touch had sent shivers up her spine. Satnak: (i.h.h.: C'mon, pull yourself together! She's trying to fluster you for some reason.) *shakes her head* What did you mean I could "do something" about this? Deis: *chuckles* You know exactly what I mean. Within you churns tremendous power. Most of it lies dormant, but I can feel it, and it's driving me crazy the same way you did for so many years... Satnak clenched slightly as Deis's tongue scraped against her cheek. Deis: I could literally have anyone I wanted, and got every one of them at least once...except you. Vlad was always near and dear to my twisted little heart, and I even got Rashour in my cluches once. :devil: It was totally worth the twenty years it took to wear him down. But you...you I could never tear away from Serene. :smirk: But she's not here, now. Satnak: Now wait just a mi- *GLOMPH* Satnak: :eek: Mmmmm! |
| rampant09-08-07, 06:07 PM | Satnak - *rumble*Breathe in*Eyes widen* SLAM! Satnak - *breathe out* That was amazing, You almost had me right there, but you used just a tad too much pheremone cutie. The concentrated stuff can be detected if you know what to be wary of. Now let me explain something to you, I don't have any memories of past lives, I know those names because my mum's family loves to recycle names there isn't a single generation without at least one girl named Serene, My mother's name was Corre. I am not the Satnak you knew then, I am Satnak Myrddin daughter of Corre and Lucas Myrddin. *Grabs Deis by the throat* The next time I catch you using pheremones on me without my permission, I'll rip your head off and stuff it through your guts. I don't care if it won't kill you, It'll still be unpleasant. Understand? Deis - *nods* Satnak - Good, now cutie, get me a water bottle. |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-08-07, 06:19 PM | Deis: :devil: You're more like her than you know, beautiful... A water bottle dangled in front of Satnak's face, suspended by a tentacle. Time resumed it's flow as she slithered backward towards the others, making sure to give Satnak an eyefull of her body. As Satnak took the bottle, the tentacle that held it stroked her cheek slightly before retracting into Deis's body. Deis: I've waited for millenia. A few more weeks won't be so bad... |
| rampant09-08-07, 06:35 PM | Satnak - A little training, and you might be worth keeping around cutie. The copter shakes and rolls abit. Deis - :confused: Satnak - Dorvos stop spooking Izzy! It's more fun to let him think he's safe, before you get him again. |
| Norr09-09-07, 06:54 PM | Zair - *sigh* *tosses a shadow nugget in Xiaths direction* Red - Hey, that thing is valuable! Zair - Sqeaken rup [You'd rather I tossed you?] |
| rampant09-09-07, 07:55 PM | Xiath - :eek: *scampers off after shadow nugget* ----------------------------------------------------------- Later in Xiath's room We find the young half-dragon rooting through a largish pile of gems. Xiath - Nooooo maybe over next to the potions? Xiath places the shadow nugget down next to a vial of stonesking potion and a beaker of cure light wounds (on which the expiration date is clearly visible, it's three years out of date). Xiath - noooooo Next to the heavily chewed on staff of wonder with 2 or three charges left. Xiath - noooo On top of a magic wardrobe that sometimes has snow in it. Xiath - Nope On an anvil sitting on a rock with a sword through the anvil and rock. Xiath - No Set into a beholder crown's missing central gem. Xiath - Nope Amongst the still shiny axiomatic bullete shells. Xiath - Nope Set as a charm on a sheathe belonging to a sword with the name stormbringer on a label tied to its hilt. Xiath - AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHGGGGGG! ---------------------------------------- Rules of Xiath's horde: 1. If its a depletable magic item its mostly depleted. 2. If its an edible magic item is either eaten or out of date. 3. Potions are sometimes functional, sometimes they mutate people in strange ways. 4. The staffs have tooth marks. 5. There are legendary items from all accross the multiverses. They are well cared for, but no one is actually using them. If someone wants to use Excalibur, they better have a ticket for it. 6. You search long enough and you can find anything. 7. The hoard is seperate from Xiath's Gear wealth. 8. Theives will be chewed on severely. 9. The living scimitar in section 4b is on probation no scritching his pommel. 10. No matter how pathetically he begs. 11. The jewel golems are part of the hoard. 12. I don't care if they wear top hats and claim to be curators. 13. Because all they do is collect dust, that's why i never pay them. 14. Section 5c is actually Xiath's Room, do not enter. |
| Charles Phipps09-09-07, 09:04 PM | Tirmek: *yawn* *Tirmek plops over and grabs something by the bed, before tackle snuggling it* *the death grip is tremendous* Tirmek: :cloud9: Lilly: :mymy: |
| rampant09-09-07, 09:46 PM | Lily - AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *wakes up* *pant*Pant* Elina - What's wrong? Lily - So horrible:gel: Elina - the nightmare again? Lily - Yeah its getting pretty ba-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH Elina (with Tirmek's face) - What's wrong love? Lily - *wakes up* ---------------------------- Tirmek - No sarah we need to focus on work. Sarah - I guess it was too good to last :rolleyes: Tirmek - What? Sarah - Energitic reactions with multiple planar overlays. Tirmek - *cleans glasses and launches into thaumobabble* ------------------------------------------------------------------- feel free to add to the Xiath horde scenes. |
| Demonfey09-09-07, 10:02 PM | The following were found on Wikipedia, since I'm having trouble finding a good mythological weapon site that would list them. 15. Lily is to stay away from weapons including, but not limited to, Fragarach, the Spear of Lugh, the Sword of Death, Death's Scythe, and Gram/Balmung. He is encouraged, however, to borrow the staff Kongō, because of it's supposed gifts of wisdom and insight. 16. Tirmek shouldn't go near most of these either. |
| rampant09-09-07, 10:39 PM | 17. Sarah is not allowed near Mjollnir. 18. Elina is not allowed to touch Arachne's loom. 19. Ever 20. Devon is not permitted near 20i 21. Because letting him get so much a glance of the sheet music for the music of the spheres would be a bad thing. Xiath has the shadow nugget inserted into one of the empty eyes of a celestial dire-wolfskin. Xiath - ...no, arg! Where Am I gonna put this thing. ---------------------------- Zair - squearken (this is endlessly amusing) Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmhmmmm mmmmmh (I love watching her do this every time its hillarious.) Red - Shouldn't we be looking for someone? Dorvos - Hmmmmmmm (until you identify someone to us it's up to your E.B.N.E.) Red - Huh? Zair - Squeaken (until we say who we're looking for, we're on our own) |
| rampant09-10-07, 01:56 AM | 22. Listen Xiath I know it's in your hoarde, but could you please give the man his police box. 23. The Dalek won't come out of hiding until he leaves. 24. Stop chewing on the TIME LORD! |
| Demonfey09-10-07, 02:13 AM | Ilt: Mind if I borrow a doomsday device? We currently need to conquer a country for the parody. Xiath: Maybe on a doomsday device! She speeds off into their section. |
| rampant09-10-07, 02:19 AM | Xiath - All withdrawals require a ticket. Items over 50,000 gp require special clearance. Ilt - Clearance? Xiath - Signed Ticket Ilt - How do I get a ticket for something I didn't put in? Xiath - For a doomsday device? or just in general? Ilt - Let's stick with specifics. Xiath - Get some mad scientist to sign it. ----------------------------------------------- Ilt - On my way to get a mad scietist's signat- HEY! waitaminute!? When did I start taking quests from pre-teens? |
| Demonfey09-10-07, 02:24 AM | Ilt: Who said anything about a withdrawal? I just need Momo and an impressive one in the background. Xiath: Nuh uh. Rules 25 an' 26. 25. Momo isn't allowed to touch the doomsday devices after she disassembled one. 26. Yeah you improved on the design, but I liked it how it was! Ilt: Oh. |
| rampant09-10-07, 02:32 AM | 27. Momo isn't allowed near Xiath's hoard unsupervised. 28. Section 3g is off-limits. 29. It has nothing to do with those nine sword cases you saw being moved in there. ---------- OORampant - Pokes cypher pokes oocat pokes Urial |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-10-07, 08:57 AM | pokes oocat OOcat: I'm suffering from a creative deficiency! Work on Shadowfast or something! ********** At the Competition…… Teiza: How the :censored: can we be so far behind? And there are only two tickets left! Scias: *scribble* Why are you putting so much stock in this? I'm the one who's being tested here. Teiza: I'm naturally competitive. Scias: *scribble* Anyway, I actually saw a couple of the thefts, and I've figured out what sort of person they gave tickets to. Teiza: Brilliant! So who? Scias: *scribble* The dumbest people that can be found. Teiza: Well that shouldn't be too hard…… Teiza's gaze is attracted to one of the nearby advertisements for dome attractions. Teiza: :mymy: What in the name of Terra is Lilly doing here? Scias: :confused: Teiza points. The add says "The Pointed Points of Life: a Lilly Galan show". The sign is next to the doorway leading to a dinner lounge. The two poke their heads inside. Being a Superhero (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XbDW5I_bEI&mode=related&search=) (Warning: Possible Langauge) Scais: *scribble* Can't be ours. He's too aware. Teiza: And that means he isn't stupid enough. Come on, we've gotta keep moving. Scias: *scribble* Hold up a second.…………:thinks: :doh: Teiza: What? Scias: *scribble* I'm being the dumb one here. Teiza: What do you mean? Scias: *scribble* If I noticed those thefts then there's a really good chance the judges noticed. You have to steal the cards without being caught. Teiza: I was under the impression you knew those competitors had qualified. Scias: *scribble* I was just assuming. I watched botched jobs. Teiza: Great. This means we're not only behind but we have no idea where to look. Scias: *scribble* Occam's Greatclub. Teiza: Scuse me? Scias: *scribble* We take the easy way out: we wait for the thieves at the arena and steal the card from them. *scribble* It's got to be legal at a thievery competition. Teiza: :blink:……………You little genius. :smirk: |
| rampant09-10-07, 12:50 PM | Teiza - That's even better than my plan for you to swipe something from Teiza's hoarde and then tell her it was someone else. Scias - :uh-huh: Teiza - Then she'd cause an unholy ruckus and you'd be able to swipe the tickets off the corpses. Scias - :nonono: |
| rampant09-10-07, 07:27 PM | Xiath - What about on the shelf with the orb of shadow dragonkind...Oh great now I can't even see either of them. ---------------------------------------------------- Zair - SqueaearK? ( she's still at it?) Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmm :bored: (our e.b.n.e. is the lord of the limping gag) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-10-07, 07:37 PM | 13: So what would happen if we introduced another item right now for her to hoard? |
| rampant09-10-07, 07:40 PM | Dorvos - hmmmmm (watch) ------------------------------------------ Xiath - Ooooh a bronze plated toothpick holder...where to put it? But the shadow nugget! over here? no the other one coul- but this one needs to be over - Oooh the shadow nugget would be perfect over - OH Wait I got it! put the toothpick holder in the- GAAAAAAAAH! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-10-07, 07:58 PM | 13: I'm gonna go ask Silver if we can breed this in anywhere else. :D |
| Demonfey09-10-07, 09:04 PM | Ilt: Hehehe... Xiath: Gah! Must find place for artifact arrow! But then the bronze plated toothpick holder and shadow nugget will feel left out... |
| rampant09-10-07, 11:37 PM | Ollian - The future is clouded by the fourth jewel. -------------------------------------------------------- Keeper of the flame - A howling soul rises from metal blood. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Great Silver Wyrm in the middle of a chamber (what's left of it) meeting - Hearts tremble as the eyes open. ------------------------------------------------------- Terrek - (i.h.h. she's not going to give an inch on this) Satnak - :fett: |
| rampant09-11-07, 03:08 AM | Way far future Dorvos - meh! Satnak - Sit still Dorvos! You're not going out with your hair all messed up. Dorvos - MEH! Satnak - No I don't think The elder gods care about whether your hair is neat or not when you vanquish/seal/whatever them, But just incase their mother's show up. Deis - I really don't think it works like that. Satnak - Quiet cutie! You're next, we just got a green house set up back home, A little work and it would make a fine Terrarium. I've always wanted a pet snake. If I'm gonna be keeping you around I expect you to be presentable. Deis - :twitch: Dorvos - (i.h.h. must remain blissfully unaware of innuendo) |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-11-07, 03:12 AM | Xiath: No touchy! Momo: But I'M BOOOOOOOOOOOORED! Xiath: :mymy: Must...find...spot...for...shadow jewel...bronze plated toothpick holder...artifact arrow...and glowy red thing... :mymy: ----- Black-Cloaked Female: Where the hell have you been? Alex: :P Entertaining myself. You bunch of stiffs are boring the hell out of me, Lappy. Lapheya (http://kh2.ffsky.cn/pic/char/13/larxene01.jpg): *flips her hood back* :mad: How many times do I have to tell you not to call me that?! Alex: :D Where's Marlie? Lapheya: *angry pom and gritted teeth* :mad: His name is Marlinus. Alex: Blah blah blah. He's still bothering to watch the Boss even though our plot's not gonna happen for a while, isn't he? ----- Marlinus (http://www.khinsider.com/info/marluxia.jpg): *Ah-choo* Ugh. Dammit, where the hell is it? *rummages through his desk* I can't have lost it! What am I gonna tell the Boss?! Computerized Female Voice: Restoration at: 28% ----- Momo: Where'd you get that? Xiath: *holding a glowy red thing* HISSSSSSSSSSSSS! Momo: :hides: I was just wondering... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-11-07, 09:15 AM | Roy Paladinmount: I've got it! Rina Hawkbat: What now, sir? :bored: Roy: A line of menswear! Promotional Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMKqB8zQVjI&mode=related&search=) Roy: Well what do you think, Hawkbat?…………………Hawkbat? Rina: :blush: Roy: Hawkbat, you okay? Rina: :blush: (ihh :drool: ) |
| Demonfey09-11-07, 11:00 AM | Ilt: Hey! Just because Kenku's in here doesn't mean he's going to join your horde! Xiath (holding Kenku): Sowwy. Can I pweeeeeeeeeeease keep him?:bigeyes: Ilt (picking up his cat)::bored: I have fifty...either seven or eight siblings. Gotta do better than that. Xiath: :pbbbtt: Poopy head. *CHOMP* Kovu: Ha! Ilt (looking at the stump of one arm, cat in the other one): That was just uncalled for. Momo: Wait, shouldn't she be trying to eat the kitty? Ilt: Think about her aunt, and now think about what her aunt's pet is. Momo: Point. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-11-07, 01:36 PM | At Arcanix……… Drake stomps along an empty dungeon corridor, grumbling to himself. Drake: (all speech censored for language and to save time) He rounds a corner and bumps into Kovu coming the other way. Kovu falls flat on his butt. Drake: :eek: You! (draws a wand) I don't care how near we are to the Slitherpin dorms, I will not take the chance that you'll get away and cause me to bismirch my family's reputation! Kovu (aka Evil Lilly): :confused: Isn't that an awful lot of needless exposition? Drake: Shut up and die like a man! Just then Ambition and Rage poke their heads out of a secret passage in the wall nearby. They spy Kovu. Ambition: There he is GET HIM! Rage leaps toward Kovu, who dodges, and so Drake gets knocked down, his wand flying. Kovu: Wait, guys, it's me! Kovu! Ambition: Huh? You sure? Kovu: Ask me a hard question. Rage: Uaa…what is pie? (thinking of the food) Kovu: The ratio of a circle's radius to its circumference. Ambition: ………………………Whether or not that was a hard question there's no way Galan could give that answer. Kovu: So why are you guys looking for him………HE GOT OUT?! :eek: Ambition: Shhh! You want everyone to hear? Kovu: But why'd you attack me? Ambition: We heard he'd been seen around changed back. But come to think of it, they said he had cat ears. Kovu: :mad: Real piece of work, you two are. (notices Drake trying to crawl away) Get him! He knows too much now! Drake: Wait! I can help you. Kovu: You're trying to kill me. Why would I trust you? Drake: I'm trying to kill Galan so that Professor Snake doesn't report my cheating. Kovu: That potions guy with the chip on his shoulder. :twitch: Drake: He's the only reason I'm after you. Rage: Hmmm. Can't kill Lilly. Want him around to watch life crumble. :evillaugh Kovu picks Drake up by the collar, looking right into the little blond boy's trembling face. Kovu: If I got rid of :twitch: Snake, would you keep your mouth shut? Drake: *nod* Kovu drops Drake and starts off toward Snake's office. |
| Norr09-11-07, 02:27 PM | OOC - Squirrel speak ignored due to loss of brains. Through nose. --- Zair - [Oh dear, it seems we got sidetracked again.] Red - Yes! My quest for ultimate power must not be delayed! Avanti! Zair - [Shush you! Avanti where? You can't just walk in a random direction and expect results.] Red - Well- Zair - *cutting him off* [except that's what we've been doing for the last two months. Now we do it my way, capish?] Red - ... Zair - [:)] *To Dorvos* [Sir, about masters son. Would you know a way to further our search? We are fairly certain he has been on this ship for some time.] Dorvos - HmmmMMhmmmmhmm [That could be, but without a name or description any person would be hard to find, especially here on the Forgotten Freedom.] Red - ...! Zair - [Well, last time I saw him he was still almost entirely skuirid, even with the little wings *sigh* :cloud9: Though I don't know how far gone he is. His mother went through some major changes during her adolescent years...] Red - ... :D Dorvos - hmmmmmhmmMMmm [last time... How long has he been gone anyway?] Red - ... Zair - [Oh dear... at least eight or nine years. So long...] Dorvos - hmmmmmm [And you didn't come looking for him 'till now?] Red - ....? Zair - *uberglare at Red* [What with you. Cat got your tongue?] Red - ! Fluffy - :D Zair - [Oh... :devil: keep it.] Red - :weep: Dorvos - hmmmhmmmHmmm [Anyway, I haven't met anyone like that, but you should visit the Squirrel Civilization. They would be your best bet.] Zair - [:uh-huh: There's a 'Squirrel Civilization'?] Dorvos - hmmmmhmmmmm [Yes, a civilization of awakened squirrels. I think they base somewhere in the lower decks, but if you're lucky you could run into one of them anywhere on this ship.] Zair - *Bows deeply* [Thank you, Dorvos sir. We will depart immediately, and we greatly appreciate you help sir.] |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-11-07, 02:33 PM | Dorvos: [Also, if you see a black fox, don't talk to em, even if e does know the Squirrel Civilization personally.] Zair: [But if he knows them personally wouldn't he be a big help finding them?] Dorvos: :confused: [When did I mention e knows the Squirrels personally?] Zair: [Just now.] Dorvos: [I only said not to talk to em, if you value your sanity.] Zair: [But I could have sworn……] |
| rampant09-11-07, 03:14 PM | Dorvos - hmmmmmmm (wait a minute what am I saying? go ahead and talk to it. You're already on the FF aren't you.) Zair - Chirrup rup (in for a dime in for a dollar?) Dorvos - mmmhhhmmmm (that, and if I nail a sequential it doubles the winnings) Zair - Squeaken (winnings?) Dorvos - hmm (newbie pool) |
| DungeonJman09-11-07, 06:46 PM | *is setting up a bunch of inanimate warforged all over the place* Momo: You going to animate all of these things at once? OODungeonJ: No, that would be dumb, besides, then what would i do with the ones on Khorvaire... Momo: There's more of these? OODungeonJ: Yeah, but you'll never guess what they're for... Momo: Taking over the world? OODungeonJ: Nope. Momo: *thinks hard* Showing off to somebody else? OODungeonJ: Nope. Momo: Because it looks cool? OODungeonJ: Nope. Momo: Causing random destruction?! OODungeonJ: Nope. Momo: WHAT OTHER REASON COULD YOU DO THIS FOR!?!? OODungeonJ: It's the greatest Eberronian art/game project ever. *looks at watch* 3..2..1...GO!!! *uses Elder Mountain Hammer on the first one, which knocks over the second one, etc. This continues all around the Forgotten Freedom until one is knocked off and starts hitting ones on Khorvaire...* Momo: Dominoes...? OODungeonJ: :D |
| rampant09-13-07, 01:10 AM | Dungeon - What are you doing? Dorvos - hmmmmmmmm (Setting up dominoes) Dungeon - Why? Dorvos - mhhhmmmmmmmm (no one ever invites me on adventures) Izzy - I kknow how you feel. |
| Paulon09-13-07, 01:20 AM | OOPaulon: You guys just wait 6000 years or so. ;) |
| Charles Phipps09-13-07, 01:23 AM | A Day in the Life of Lilly Part 1 Lilly: :zzz: Racoon Girls.....slaughter Rakashasas......Dol Arrah......Triforce. *alarm blares* Lilly: Grrrrr... *Lilly hits it with his +5 Alarm Clock Slayer of Reaving* *Heads down to Kitchen, fixes breakfast, checks milk* Lilly: :yuck: Expired. *Lilly checks Sarah's room* Sarah: :zzz: *Lilly goes to the kitchen, starts preparing bacon and scrambled eggs* *ZOOM* Sarah: :cheer: Lilly: Here ya go. Sarah: BARK! BARK! *sits down on all fours, wags tails* Lilly: Good Doggy! *scratches behind Sarah's ears* *fixes Sarah's water dish* *pours bacon and eggs in bowl* Sarah: CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP! Lilly: Get new food dish. *Lilly fixes himself a bowl of Roy Paladinmount-Os, the only cereal with the Furher's Picture on it* Lilly: Now for my latest newspaper. *Picks up Korranburg Chronicler, throws away everything but the funnies and Adventurers section* *Kanatash floats bye in Lotus position* Kanatash: Lilly, you're proof good is scarier than evil. Lilly: Rot in Hell. Kanatash: Touche. *Lilly takes Sarah for a walk in the park, dissaudes her from chasing Lightning Cars...and stealing bumpers* *Lilly returns and checks watch* Lilly: Now, five...four...three...two.... *Tirmek and Elina arrive at once* Tirmek: Ravana, I hate you. Elina: LILLY! I NEED YOU TO FETCH ME STUFF FROM THE MALL! |
| Demonfey09-13-07, 01:25 AM | Ilt: Well, you could figure out what parts would suit you best. Only reason my entity's not working on the parody that much is because he's having issues thinking of a cast. |
| rampant09-13-07, 02:15 AM | Dorvos - mhmhmhmh ( I'm a freaking psychic bard! there are no psychic bards in robin hood! ) |
| Norr09-13-07, 08:54 AM | Ilt - Well of course there is, that black guy who does the song in the end... wossname... Acho! |
| Demonfey09-13-07, 03:05 PM | Ilt: There aren't any raptorans who on a normal basis grow claws, horns, bite attacks, extra heads, and/or tails, and Maid Marien's not a rakshasa normally, but you don't see that causing any issues, do you? |
| rampant09-13-07, 03:36 PM | Dorvos - mhhhhmmmmmmmm (fine, but I'm not playing robin hood) |
| Demonfey09-14-07, 01:55 AM | Ilt: Not an issue, you're in minstrel, your choice of either with Robin or freelance. Dorvos: hmmm(Not that I'm complaining, but why isn't it an issue?) Ilt: No offense, but you probably lack the appropriate proficiencies for the role, and definitely lack the feats. To get Robin, you have to be able to do the arrow shot. Only reason Chanse is currently Robin's because he retrained for archery. |
| rampant09-14-07, 02:54 AM | Dorvos - mhhhhmmmmmmm (freelancer, I've seen Maladren ****** off, and trust me, whatever poor schmuck is robin is going to **** her off) |
| rampant09-14-07, 07:52 PM | Serene - Did you get the milk? Satnak pulls a 6 pack of 30 gallon jugs from an epic bag of holding. Serene - Good girl. Satnak - Yeah we're still going to need to do some serious grocery shopping come the weekend. Serene - They certainly eat alot. Satnak - Meh I think Dorvos is a tad scrawny. Serene - I've seen your grammie's scrap book he's the exact same size you were at his age. |
| rampant09-15-07, 04:23 AM | And now a public service announcement: Catboys fandom's whipping boys. Yes they are cute, but one must always remember that their egos are fragile. So please Do not spay or neuter your catboy. This message paid for by the Tirmek and Lily foundation for preserving what fragile sense of masculinity our girlfriends allow us. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-15-07, 08:29 AM | 13: You may have a :evillaugh LOL for that. |
| DungeonJman09-15-07, 08:51 PM | Actually, Dorvos would probably be a better Robin. Chanse just has the best Charisma out of the remaining people... |
| Demonfey09-15-07, 11:24 PM | Ilt: Nope, wrong ability setup. Dungeon: Oh, really? How so? Ilt: Robin's renowned for archery ability. Why would a bard/psion gear towards ranged combat? |
| DungeonJman09-15-07, 11:32 PM | The living crystal would help, i think. Couldn't it be shot out at people or something? |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-15-07, 11:40 PM | Dorvos: :mad: Hmmmmmmmmm! (Would you enjoy severing parts of your body just to kill something from far away?!) |
| DungeonJman09-15-07, 11:42 PM | How was I supposed to know it worked like that? I don't study the intricacies of this kind of thing, you know! |
| rampant09-16-07, 12:08 AM | Dorvos - hmmmmmmmmmmmmm (If want to kill something at a distance, I drop an astral construct on their arse.) ----------------------------- Teiza - Bored bored bored Rip - *chase* Chu - *run* Chi - (i.h.h. scias is right there, but so is the scary girl) --------------------------------------------------------------- Sarah - Kitty! Tirmek - (trying to look tough in a poofy dress and failing) ----------------------------------------------------------------- Elina - Now did you get everything on the list Lily? Lily - Yes Milk, eggs, fish, cream, a flea collar..! HEY! Elina - You're just figuring it out now? -------------------------------------------- Corre - Seriously either give me a plotline or let me graduate already :censored: OORampant - DON'T HURT ME! :hides: --------------------------------------------- Deis - Alright homework You have lots of extra energy, you never seem to be tired or hurt, Some kind of healing symbiote? Homework - Chitter ------------------------------------- Nina - Her let me help you with your wounds. Redshirts - RUN AWAY! ------------------------- Fluffy - zzz zzz zzz zzz Slaypaw - zzz zzz zzz zzz What do you expect they're cats ------------------------------------- Tear - meow (I hate being the messengar cat) Tugs corre-FF mail bag along the path. ------------------------------------------- Shred - :drool: Zair - SQEAK! (GAH CAT!) |
| Norr09-16-07, 06:42 AM | Zair - :eek: *hides under Reds pointy hat* Red - aaa ooo! [Oh no!] Reds hat - Sqerell Squeak! [Run away! Run away!] Red runs for the nearest hatch, gurgling in terror. OOnorr - :teach: As you maybe guessed, Red is a wizard (no, not a red wizard). Red does not have the silent spell feat, and Red has no tongue. :D |
| Lord Kale Fangblade09-16-07, 07:34 AM | We see Sithis and Feal'thas training with staffs and weighted armour, while Xiath looks on, laughing occasionally when Feal'thas gets passed Sithis's gaurd and deals a stinging blow*. Tara and Naz'roth also watch form the side lines, Tara using her Mantic Sight to watch Sithis's magic flow. And Naz'roth keeping an eye on how the enchantments on Sithis's Armour are holding up. Tara glanced at her little niece (Xiath for new comers) and smiled. Tara: Do you think she's going to be a warrior like her parents? Naz'roth: They way she uses her little training Scimitar im quites sure she will be. In the background Sithis is surrounded by a purple corona, which due to the baleful magical energies involved, Causes him to trip over his own feet. Much to Xiaths amusement. Tara: Hopefully it wont be Sithis she trains against, the poor boy has it difficult enough. Naz'roth: True. But he's come along nicely since he came here, even if he's still closed. Tara: Do you think he's caught up with Tirmek and the others yet? Naz'roth: Should of done. He doesnt have the same natural abilities as they do. But being a First Circle Vampire means that he has at least 3/4 of their natural ability. He makes up for the rest in pure tenacity and hard work. In the background Sithis blurs, getting to his feet and unleashing a close range fireball at Feal'Thas. who dodges only to find the Fireball had compensated, and detonated an inch before it hit him. Sent flying by the concussive Blast, Feal'Thas rolled as he hit the ground, rising he did a short teleport and began a vicious assault on Sithis. Who though he defended quite well, ended up with several more bruises to add to his collection. Tara: Is he still in Detention for blowing up the housing block? Naz'roth: Yes, and Kitchen duty. Tara: What do you think caused the Labs to explode? Naz'roth: When combining two spells like that, there's a lot of energy released from their reaction. especially if he does it in his own body. Recently he's been streamlining the process, which would likely lead to more than a few explosions. Tara: has he been successful yet? Naz'roth: I think we'll find out in this years Arena matches. Im quite sure Sithis as always has several tricks and techniques up his sleeves for those battles. Sithis steps aside, and lands a blow on Feal'Thas, who hexes Sithis again, causing him to slide in the sand as he moves away from Feal'Thas. trip. and land flat on his back. Once more to Xiaths amusement. Tara: He's still got a long way to go though. Naz'roth: That doesnt deter Sithis in the slightest. in fact it probably encourages him to work harder. Tara: *sigh* He's so much like my Dear Cousin its ridiculous at times. Naz'roth: *chuckle* Ah yes, as Sa'vor's Grandchild he probably directly inherited his stubborness and Tenacity. Of course he's not as good a warrior as Sa'vor. Tara: True. But Sithis is more Talented in the Arcane than Sa'vor was. Sithis is hexed, and caused to smack himself in the face with his own staff. Sithis scowls, and hits Feal'Thas with a Curse of his own. which merely bounces back to hit Sithis, Causing him to become magnetic near a rather large number of metallic training weapons. Tara: *sigh* Unlike Sa'vor, He doesnt know when to cut his losses and retreat. * Their Training staves consist of a long iron pipe. filled with lead. this way Sithis focuses less on strength and speed and more on technique. |
| Norr09-16-07, 10:42 AM | OOC: A little something I typed up a short while ago. Not 'till I was finished I realized the 'way far future' might be a closed arc. This shouldn't affect the events of that arc unless you say so. It's a little long so I'll be posting it in three parts, no touchy 'till its done please. IC: --- Way far future, plane of shadow, the black wastes This landscape without light, without colour. An endless desert of black sand and eternal night, a sky with no stars to show the way. Devoid of life and warmth. All seems still and dead. Except for a faint scratching sound. On closer inspection, there is a hill in this otherwise featureless place. Moving closer, a hypothetical observer would also notice a deep hole, like a well, in the black sand. There's noise coming from the hole. Listening closely, one could hear... curses? ??? - :censored: it should be here :censored: it has to be here :censored: just a little deeper :censored: *small amounts of sand flies out of the hole and onto the hill* Mirr - *from surface level* (translated for your convenience) [Watcha doin?] Zarr - [The planar barriers are finally starting to weaken, I'm getting the :censored: out of here.] Mirr - [But... the hole? You plan on digging your way to the prime material? *snicker*] Zarr - [There should be a :censored: weak point somewhere down here, I don't know how long it will last. As far as I know the :censored: plane might reseal at any moment!] Mirr - [So? We've been fine here for the last half millenia, 'Tis not good enough for you?] Zarr - light! I think I was born there one time, it's starting to get on my nerves.] Mirr - [If you were born there, how many times would you have reincarnated by now? As far as I know you're still my bro.] Zarr - [All due respect, you don't know how it is to have ghost memories. :censored: it! Either I reincarnate or I'm :censored: insane, take your pick.] *The sand continues being lobbed onto the hill, and the creature on the rim looks at the hole, then at the hill. That was a lot of sand.* Mirr - [Well, mother is making mastiff and darknut stew. Don't be late.] *The creature on the rim scuttles back to the outpost, shaking its head at its sadly insane brother* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-16-07, 12:49 PM | Teiza - Bored bored bored Rip - *chase* Chu - *run* Chi - (i.h.h. scias is right there, but so is the scary girl) Writer's Block: :gel: OOcat: If you really want me to— Teiza: *glare* Block: :gel: Teiza: *uber-glare* Block: :gel: Teiza: ARGH! How do you normally get rid of these things? 13: Someone call for an exterminator? :D Teiza: And the entire situation makes perfect sense. :bored: ********* Scias and Teiza just barely manage to steal the last card from a halfling with an invisibility ring, meaning they've come in last out of 30. Teiza is furious again, but becomes even more furious when she finds out the restrictions on the next match. Teiza: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "NO HENCHMEN ALLOW"? Attendant: The first two tests were designed to account for how the thief works naturally, all their equipment included. The next one, however, is supposed to test them in a situation where they only have themselves to rely on. Teiza: *grumble* Attendant (turning to Scias): The contestants must report to their assigned staging area. There you will be briefed about you opponent. The game is simple: steal their card. Scias: *scribble* Don't worry, Teiza. I've got loads of natural ability. Teiza: Yeah. Okay. I'll cheer for ya. :D Scias and Teiza part. Scias returns to the area that he'd been in at the opening ceremonies. It's much more empty now, with over half of the original contestants eliminated. Shortly a winged metal bird arrives and pops a small piece of paper into his hand. Scias: :mymy: :censored: ************ Chi and Chu watch from the sidelines again, exhausted from all the work they had to do to set up the new arena course. Chu: You know, it's really weird, this entire competition just screamed "trap" when the letter came. But so far no one's made a suspicious move. ************ Inside Mr. Carver's box seat……… Mrs. Carver (woman with the red dress and spiky black hair): I'm bored. This isn't as fun as I thought it would be. Mr. Carver (the pikachu): That's because everything has run exactly as planned. ************ Announcer: First up…Scias Branford, of the Forgotten Freedom. Crowd of Adolescent Girls: We love you, Scias! (Chi: :mad:) Announcer: And his opponent…Telfon, of One Eye Academy. Teiza: :censored:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| rampant09-16-07, 01:31 PM | Xiath - :bored: Tara - (telepathy to Naz'roth) Uh-oh i know that look in her eye. Naz'roth - (Telepathy to Tara) This oughtta be good. As feal'thas turns to keep Sithis off balance, a ball of scales and muscle slams into the back of his head. Feal'thas - HEY! WHO IS THAT! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS! |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-16-07, 11:18 PM | Deis: :mad: Dammit! I've tried threats, pain, torment, mind games, and who knows how many mutilation attempts, and I STILL can't get Homework to obey me. That's worked on everyone else! Nina: You could always try being nice to it. Deis: Now you're just talking crazy. Watch this. *picks up Homework and looks deeply into her eyes* Deis: YOU WILL OBEY MY COMMANDS OR FACE PAIN ETERNAL! Homework: :pbbbtt: *one claw salute* Deis: :headexplo HEY! Homework: :D *chitter* Nina: Just try it. Deis: ...................... Nina: Come on, you can do it. Raising her hand, she tried petting Homework's head softly. Being unaccustomed to it, she couldn't quite get the rhythm going, but the symbiote seemed to like it regardless. Nina: See? Now try talking nice to her. Deis: Grrrrrr. ...Homework? For being so mean to you, I guess I should say I'm...I'm s...s... Homework: :D *chitters happily* Deis: s...sorr-I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL! Homework: :eek: *runs* Deis: :tantrum: DAMMIT! |
| rampant09-17-07, 01:52 AM | Satnak - *snrkt* Serene - What's so funny? Satnak - Irony, Deis whats to inflict as much fear and terror as possible, but chose the symbionte courses, where you must learn to respect and care for other living creatures. While Nina who wants to help ease people's sufferings is going for non-lethal techniques and disabling abilities in addition to her training as a healer. Some of that stuff is pretty cold. Severing one's nervous system to keep them from moving or channeling through their body is effective, and with Nina's obvious healing talent it wont be long, a mere half-decade or so, before such things would be well within her power to reverse, but the psychological scarring left upon the recipients of such are severe. Serene - Do you think she can handle it? Satnak - Which one? Deis will learn, it will be good for her to start thinking of others as important even if they aren't powerful enough to stop her directly, and Nina needs to be prepared to fight. We can't protect them from everything forever, nor should we. Serene - It's hard being an immortal parent, the urge to never let them go is so strong. Satnak - ...Fortunately we still have time before that becomes an issue. Well with the younger batch anyway, Probably better keep spritze bottles on hand to keep Tirmek, and Lily under control. Serene - You know Elina and Lily are- Satnak - Not in the house! Serene - Dorvos is becoming somewhat famous as a musician. Satnak - Odd he's given what 3 concerts? Serene - The recording deal payed off huge. Satnak - Ah! What's he doing with the cash? Serene - Said something about buying an axe. Satnak - I thought those were Teiza's favorite weapon? Serene - Bard slang for Two-handed string instruments played upright without a bow, guitars, guiterns, bases, and similar instruments. Satnak - Corre is doing well, She says she's been bumped up a year or two. Serene - I worry about her, she's already younger than most of the students, placing her with the older children might be a problem. Satnak - Most likely will be, I sent back a few diagrams of a few of my favorite moves to use on larger opponents. Serene - That's only part of what i was worried about. Satnak - :confused: They worked for me. Serene - :rolleyes: silly girl, I'll send back some of my own advice. Satnak - Teiza is off on her adventure with Scias. Serene - Probably spending most of her time beating off all the older girls who want to cuddle Scias. ----------------------------------------- Tieza - (Weilding two-handed great axe with wild abandon) :evillaugh: Fangirls - :eek: ----------------------- Telfon - Um Who's cat is this? Rip - Meow murr prr Merow ( I'm the same cat from before you bolt head! ) Telfon - 10 years listening to that ugly S.O.D. and I still don't understand a word of cat. Rip and Scias - *facepaw* ------------------------------------- Satnak - That leaves the youngest. Serene - :D Satnak - Please be careful, I know you're hardly a soft little human. Serene - Like I proved last night. Satnak - But I'm just nervous, I carried the others, so I was always there. Serene - You're afraid something will happen if you aren't there to pound people into goo. Satnak - Yes, One of the reasons we're living here despite the crazyness is no one with any sanity left is going to go through these freaks to get you, and anyone crazy enough to try already lives here. That and the chili is good. Serene - meh (i.h.h. I hate chili) |
| Norr09-17-07, 06:54 AM | Way far future, plane of shadow, the black wastes Zarr - *stops and sniffs* [It's close! I can smell light! Warmth!] *A shuffle is heard from above* Mirr - [You didn't show up for dinner. Dad says you shouldn't get any for not coming, but I brought you some leftovers.] Zarr - [I can smell it!] Mirr - [Well, that's nice. Why don't you come up and get it?] Zarr - [I smell the light! there's a weak spot right near here! I just have to keep digging.] Mirr - [(ihh) He stopped swearing, this can't be too good a sign. Maybe I should try talking him out of it. (out loud) So your breaking through to the 'prime material'?] Zarr - [Yes! Finally someone is listening to me.] Mirr - [But why?] Zarr - [I need to see the light. I need to feel the warmth in my fur. I need to know it's not just in my head!] Mirr - [How do you know this 'light' even exists over there? And warmth, I mean, this is a temperate zone for Terras sake.*] Zarr - [I know. I remember. It's vague, but I remember. I know you all think I'm delusional and only keeps me around for lighting the fires.] Mirr - [That's no-] Zarr - [Come on, I have better hearing than any of you. How deep do you think this hole is anyway?] *The creature on the rim picks up a darknut from the plate and drops it in the hole. around 10 seconds later she hears her brothers voice* Zarr - [Ouch, what the... Mmmm... Darknut...] Mirr - *anime sweatdrop* [(ihh) He's got a strong voice as well...] Mirr - [So, when you break through, do you intend to just leave all of us behind?] *The digging sounds stops* Mirr - [bro?] Zarr - [I... haven't really thought it through that far really... I guess you could come with me but-] Mirr - [-you think most of us wouldn't.] Zarr - [Right. I have to think on this.] Mirr - [Good. I-] Zarr - [While I keep digging. I'll regret it for the rest of my lives if I let this opportunity slip, even if I decide to stay.] Mirr - [*Sigh* Well, let me know if you wanna talk.] *tosses a two-way comm-coin down the hole. 10 some seconds later she hears a muffled curse.* Mirr - [Well, at least he's swearing again.] --- *Two things: First, were talking a temperate zone in the plane of shadows, where all natives have natural cold resistance. Second, the mention of Terra is a reference to squirrel religion, which I'll try my hand at later if that's okay. |
| urial angel of death09-17-07, 02:42 PM | OORampant: *poke* OOUrial: Just a few more seconds. OORampant: *jab* OOUrial: Need more rest. OORampant: *sound of shotgun loading* OOUrial: I’m up! --------- Buenos Aires The plan had worked for the moment at least. No new mythos beings cam through the rift now that an elder sign was projected across it. They beat their heads, claws, tentacles, and other filthy appendages against the invisible force keeping them at bay. Lilly: Well this seems to be working, but how do we keep other monsters from destroying the light? Senior: Don’t worry Spoony. We’ll mow them down as they come. *pulls a gigantic machinegun out of nowhere* Lilly: Where were you hiding that? Senior: Believe me kid you don’t want to know. --------- Meanwhile… Momo continues to dodge the FF’s attacks, while is seems impervious to hers. Momo: Fire resistance, *dodges shrapnel* cold resistance, acid, electricity, *reloads* it even has sonic. No one has sonic! Myrr runs out of the concert hall. Momo: I don’t think you’ll be of much help here mage. This guy has *jumps out from under falling building* energy resistance out the wasoo. Myrr: How many times do I have to tell you? I’m not just any mage. I’m a warmage! Flamestrike! While the FF’s spider-form endured the fire with ease the holy energy was another matter entirely. White light ripped through its metal body and torn it asunder. Momo: Thanks, I guess. Myrr: It was nothing. Time to close the portal I suppose. Myrr begins to cast a higher level version of hold portal, which unfortunately is one of those spells with a ridiculously long casting time like weather control. Then as if sensing the party’s arcane was out of action the Forgotten Freedom’s head, now lying on the ground next to it destroyed body, transforms into a giant mechanical predatory cat. Momo: Well ****! Momo runs down the stairs of a nearby subway station just in time to avoid the car-sized creature’s pounce. Momo: Why won’t that damn thing die?! Momo runs out onto the track and down the tunnel, with a robotic FF close behind her. Then as if just to prove to the girl that her luck can in fact still get worse, the universe sent Momo a train coming down the track in the opposite direction. Momo: Sorry to anybody in the aisle. Momo shoots a blast of plasma that tears out the front and back of the now revealed to be empty car. She then leaps into the car and braces for the Forgotten Freedom’s next attack; which didn’t come. The silvery tiger was now hanging onto the train’s front end trying to avoid being crushed by the rapidly moving wheels beneath it. Momo: Oh it’s payback time! :devil: Multiple plasma bursts rip off the FF’s front paws and send it tumbling directly into the wheels’ path. FF: (i.h.h.) All that screen time and not even one main character kill. The car shook and there was an audible crunch. Momo breathed easy. --------- Backstage Sithis: Looks like the boss was beat. Time to clear out! Muridan: Shotgun! Sithis: Geez you’re just like a frickin’ twelve year old. |
| Norr09-17-07, 03:23 PM | OOnorr - Myrr and Mirr? :censored: me, there's gonna be some serious mix-ups if my pair breaks through... or not. meh. |
| DungeonJman09-17-07, 07:07 PM | Myrr, Mirr,Fargle Wait, your name's not a derivation of Myrr? No, it's Fargle. That's going to cause some confusion. Why don't we call you Mrr to keep the records straight, hm? |
| rampant09-18-07, 03:02 AM | Tirmek - Now Sarah Please, think about this we don't want to do anything hasty. Sarah - (hybrid form) *pounce* Tirmek - *scrambles up the mast* I will never question the validity of the mast's existance again. Lily - Why don't you just let her do what she wants? Tirmek - Because I'm not ready. Lily - What a baby.:rolleyes: Tirmek - Just because I don't throw myself into a physical relationship at the drop of a hat. Lily - Yes you wuss. Tirmek - SARAH KILL! Lily - :eek: |
| Norr09-18-07, 10:48 AM | Way far future, plane of shadow, the black wastes, rep. outpost 127 *Mirrs comm-coin vibrates violently in her harness, playing a catchy little melody* Mirr - [excuse me officer, I have to take this.] officer - [feel free.] Mirr - *speaking into the coin* [B]Zarr - [The light! The Light!] Mirr - [Calm down bro, what are you saying?] Zarr - [I found the weak spot! I can see the light coming right through it!] Mirr - [(To herself) Okay, he's finally lost it. Officer?] Officer - [Yes?] Mirr - [Gather a few of your men and some of my family. It seems my brother finally snapped. He says he sees light.] Officer - [Your brother? the winged zippo-lighter?] *Mirr nods, slightly irritated* - [He's down the hole by the big hill in the desert, digging for 'prime material'.] Officer - :uh-huh: [I'll get some sanitarium personell as well.] *officer skitters away, Mirr heads toward the hill and hole.* *When Mirr arrives at the hole she can't at first believe what she is seeing. A faint ray of... gray emanates from the hole in the otherwise black landscape. As she reaches the rim and looks down, she sees a sharp point of light far down the hole. Dazzled, she turns her back to the hole and sees rescue workers and family members closing on the scene.* Mirr - [So he really did find the light...] Zarr - (from down the hole)[Mirr, is that you? I found the light! I... I don't know what to do...] Mirr - [Hang in there, I got some of our family here.] Father - [Zarr, are you down there? By Terra what is this?] Zarr - [I found the light Father. It's a door to the prime material plane, where we came from in the first place.] Father - [Don't be daft son, it was lost ages ago.] Zarr - [Then what is this? Can't you see? I can almost feel the warmth on the other side.] Father - [...] Zarr - [I don't know what to do. I want to go through but...] Father - [Don't! Come up here to us and we'll talk it through.] Sanitarium personell - [Good call mister.] *to his colleagues* [Get ready to grab him when he ascends, he is considered extremely dangerous.] Mirr - *The ground suddenly gives way under Mirrs feet* [Crap!] [B]Rescue worker - *dives forward* [Gotcha! I have your paw!] Zarr - [What th... What's going on up there?] Mirr - [The ground is crumbling! You'll be buried if you don't hurry!] *Cracks appear around the edges of the hole. Mirr makes a split second decision and lets go of the rescue workers paw. She falls down the hole fully expecting to die with her brother. About halfway she lands on something soft.* Zarr and Mirr - [What the-] Zarr - [I'm on my way up, I can carry you too.] Mirr - [No! It's too late, the hole is collapsing. We have to go through the other way.] Zarr - [What other...] He looks down into the mote of searing light at the bottom of the hole. Some sand lands on his head. Then more. It's the end of the world as we know it... They were swallowed up bu a black avelanche. Clutching eachother tightly, they fought free and raced towards the mote of light. It's the end of the world as we know it... Zarr had quickly become accustomed to the glare when he found it, but now it seemed fainter. The barrier were strengthening. Working his wings harder and harder, he and his sister hit the barrier just a second before the pursuing masses of soil and sand. And I feel fine... --- OOnorr - And that's the end of this short installment, or is it? Did they brake into a ravaged world on the brink of destruction, or was the barrier too strong to penetrate? Frankly, I don't know. If they do brake through, I'll be posting their write-ups for ease of use, but seeing as I go on a 4-day trip tomorrow that could be awhile... Zarr - [So you're just gonna let us die? What kind of entity are you?] Mirr - [Calm brother, calm. You are a lake with not a ripple on its surface...] OOnorr - I thought I'd see the reaction first, you know. I haven't really planned much farth- Mirr - :fight!: [... and under the surface is an elemental kraken.] Zarr - [Have you ever wondered how it feels to be bound with a fire lash?] OOnorr - You break through. I'll post your writeups tonight. Please, my head hurts. Have some sympathy. :weep: Zarr - [On it boy :devil: ] *cracks whip* |
| Norr09-18-07, 04:43 PM | Mirr LG Female Awakened Half squirrel/half skuirid Monk 13 w. 1st halfling sub. level Unlike her brother, Mirr rarely stand out in a crowd, being a dark gray with typical Civ crossbreed features. She is a teacher at the local outpost, training the militia in martial arts and maintaining their fitness. When not teaching, she usually spends her time hunting with her brother Zarr. Zarr, Mirr and their family was recently relocated to outpost 127 to instruct the militia in her school of unarmed fighting methods. Apart form her teaching, she has also taken it upon herself to watch over her younger half-brother who, as the rumours go, does have mixed blood. However only two in the family know the exact source, Mirr being one and her mother the other. So far her efforts have paid off, and Zarr often serve as an assistant teacher in the dojo. Notable special abilities: Chill field (produces 'shadow nuggets'), shadow jump Notable class abilities: Skirmish, abundant step, stunning fist, deflect arrows, imp. disarm Notable feats: Pain touch, rattlesnake strike, spring attack, underfoot combat Zarr N male half squirrel/fourth skuirid/fourth dark half-elemental pseudodragon Scout 11/Psion 1/pyrokineticist 1 Zarr looks very unlike his sister; His ears are larger, his tail thinner and a pair of thin wings sprout from his back like pieces of a tattered cloak. His aptitude for fire is another concern, suggesting a mixed blood lineage somewhere in his family tree, something that is fervently denied by his family. Needless to say, eyes follow him wherever he goes. Hunting or training in the dojo with his sister give him precious few moments of respite from his constant surveillance. Despite his neutral alingment (primarily maintained by his sister) Zarr have strong chaotic tendensies and usually drifts from hobby to hobby, often pursuing each passtime almost fanatically until he loses interest. He doesn't seem to care much for those around him and his sister is the only one he actually listens to. Unlike normal Skuirid crossbreeds, Zarr has an affinity for fire. His 'chill field' not only captures part of the victims life force, but also most of the light and heat in the area. While this doesn't make it any different in effect from ordinary chill fields, the stored heat can be used to improve fiery magic (rather than necromancy) and can be used as a one-shot 'fire seeds' spell in a pinch. Zarr can also use them to fuel his fire lash. Notable Powers known: Control flames, Energy ray, Matter agitation Notable special abilities: Chill field (produces 'fire nuggets'), shadow jump, fire seeds (using the fire nuggets), flight Notable class abilities: Skirmish, fire lash, blindsense, camouflage Notable feats: spring attack, great flyby attack, improved skirmish --- OOnorr - Happy now? Zarr - [You missed stuff!] OOnorr - Stuff to be used later, I have to leave a few RP tricks up my sleeve. Zarr - :shifty: [Okay then. But how about our story?] OOnorr - Sorry, four days. Can't do anything about it. Zarr - :mad: Mirr - [We better get lots of spotlight when you get back...] OOnorr - Y.. yes, of course... (ihh) I suddenly have this feeling of impending doom. :hides: |
| rampant09-19-07, 01:21 AM | Tirmek - Sarah? is it safe? Sarah - No Tirmek - Still loco not safe? or hurt not safe? Sarah - Hurt Tirmek - Well, I'm sorry but no. Sarah - Why not? Is there something wrong with me? Tirmek - Oh hell no. Sarah I'm madly in love with you, and if I honestly thought you really wanted to go that far I'd go for it Crazy aunt with a shotgun be damned. Until you're ready without your moon being full I'm going to assume its just hormones. Sarah - Why are you always right? Tirmek - I'm not always, I'm just good at sounding like I am. Sarah - Ok for that line you are wearing the cheerleader outfit to class tomorrow. Tirmek - :eek: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-19-07, 08:03 AM | OOC: You know, we were really thinking that rampant could do the match between Scias and Telfon, since 1) Telfon is his character so he gets to decide if he's humiliated or victorious, 2) he would know Telfon and his abilities better, 3) we can improvise to either outcome. |
| rampant09-19-07, 11:14 AM | OOC: I'd be happy to, I'd just need to know the rules and the win/lose conditions. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-19-07, 03:46 PM | OOC: Rules: 1) No going outside the arena. 2) No use of equipment or any kind (includes henchmen). 3) No killing. 4) No mind control. 5) No blackmail and no threats against your opponent that would be fulfilled after the competition. 6) No drawing people or objects into the arena to use as hostages. 7) No entering the arena without your ticket. Win: Have both tickets that entered the arena in your possession for 1 minute (i.e. it's not enough to steal the other guy's ticket, you must hold on to yours). The arena is a constantly changing obstacle course. |
| rampant09-19-07, 04:31 PM | Consecutive minute or total time? ------------------------- Begin! Telfon - *cloudmind mass* Scias - *fades into shadows* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-19-07, 04:55 PM | Consecutive minute or total time? OOC: Consecutive. |
| DungeonJman09-19-07, 08:01 PM | *Evil DungeonJ comes upon the normal one sitting and thinking* Evil DungeonJ: Writer's block? OODungeonJ: No... that's the writer's block. *points to a 10ft by 10 ft building block with "writer" written on each side* My problem is that i can't think of anything good to write. Evil DungeonJ: -_- What about Chanse, hasn't he gotten back from the bow training? OODungeonJ: Already? Evil DUngeonJ: He started out being good with a crossbow... ___________________________ Chanse: Ok, so what's my motivation again? Not-So-Merry-Man #1: You're a nobleman who fought in the recent wars who has come back to find his estate pillaged and want revenge. Chanse: Ok... Not-So-Merry-Man #2: My script says that we're the helpers of the poor that rob from the rich and give to the poor... Chanse: Errr.... Not-So-Merry-Man #3: Well, MY script says that we're a witty bunch of bloodthirsty outlaws that is supposed to go around and kill everyone Lilly: Yeah! Chanse: Go home, Lilly! *the Not-So-Merry-Men then begin to argue about which legend of Robin Hood they're reenacting before beating each other over the head.* Chanse: Guys, we'll compromise: We'll pretend i was a former nobleman turned outlaw who gathered a bunch of followers and robs from the rich and gives to the poor before beating them up and taking back the gold. All Present: Fine! |
| rampant09-19-07, 08:45 PM | Telfon - I've stolen things that weren't even there ---------------------------------------------------------- Scias - *scribble* <This exists, so that helps> --------------------------------------- Telfon - Super secret theif technique! Magpie filches shiny object! ------------------------------------ Scias - *scibble* <Mega shadow stealing move! Pack rat makes off with paper clip!> -------------------------------- Telfon - (i.h.h. Hehe start the count down boys, hey where'd this pine cone come from?) ---------------------------------------- Scias - (i.h.h. ok I got his ticket now,... :censored:) ------------------------------------ Serene - That's another nickle in the swear jar young man. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Scias - :uh-huh: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-19-07, 09:14 PM | Not-So-Merry-Man #1: You're a nobleman who fought in the recent wars who has come back to find his estate pillaged and want revenge. Jarlot: So where are you from? New Guy: Caer Shadowfast. |
| DungeonJman09-19-07, 09:35 PM | Not-So-Merry-Man #1: Well, i was just reviewing the script... *ping* OODungeonJ: Darn it Jarlot, you gave him the tiniest bit of plot development, now he has a chance to live! Before you know it, he's going to have a name and a backstory, and then we can't kill him off if need be! |
| Demonfey09-20-07, 06:55 PM | Ilt: Onwards to ideas for the rest of the named cast, then? Lily: Yeah, how about let me play Robin? Ilt: :waits: Lily: Elina could be Maid Marien, Tirmek the Sheriff- *WHAP* Lily: Ow! Anyway, Sarah cou- *WHAP* Lily: Hey! Ilt: I know you charge by the smacking, Death Paper, but do you mind if I wait until I'm sure he's done? Death Paper: Squeaken (Meh, why not. Gonna be rich either way.) |
| rampant09-20-07, 09:33 PM | Scias - (i.h.h. there e is now All I have to do is sneak quietly and- SNARE'D! Scias - :mad: Telfon - :D *grabs Scias's ticket and runs* Scias - grrrrrrrr *starts gnawing on ropes* |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-21-07, 10:51 PM | Elina: Mmmmmmm...kitty... Lilly: :cloud9: Prrrrrrrrrr........ Elina: :smirk: Wanna try something new? Lilly: ;) What did you have in mind? Elina: :devil: ----- Tirmek and Sarah's ears perk up. Sarah: What was that scream? Tirmek: I'm not sure, but I get the feeling that it involves Lilly being traumatized in a way I won't want to know about. ----- Lilly: :twitch: Elina: :( Were the tentacles too much? Lilly: ...HELL no! That was amazing! Elina: YAY! Let's go again! Lilly: But I'm not rea- :gah: ----- Tirmek: There it is again. Sarah: Yeah...........wanna make out? Tirmek: :D |
| Charles Phipps09-21-07, 10:55 PM | OOC: Damn, my mind is now safely in the throws of Xoriat's control. Kanatash: FINALLY! |
| rampant09-21-07, 11:19 PM | Scias - (i.h.h. I got him this time! I got my ticket back and....:( an angry wolverine?...Covered in pocket lint?) ------------------------------------------------------------ Telfon - Hehe it doesn't count as gear if he stole it from someone else's pocket. ------------------------- Norbaz - Hey where'd the wovverine I was gonna use for the stew go? |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-21-07, 11:27 PM | Wolverine: :love: Scias: :eek: Teiza, Chu, & Chi: *on the sidelines* GRRRRRR! |
| rampant09-21-07, 11:58 PM | Teiza - That does it! As soon as we get back I'm putting a label on him. He's MY friend! MY theif! --------------------------- Telfon - ... This is better than a mauling:D Wolvernie - *slobber* Scias - :weep: ------------------------------- Scias - (wearing a bunch of bandages) :mad: Telfon - :D Scias - :P Telfon - Hey! my ticket! |
| Charles Phipps09-22-07, 01:38 AM | Momo: *dreams happily* http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/ggmain/strips/ggmain20070829.jpg |
| Demonfey09-22-07, 03:07 AM | Bunny: Hey, bird face! I've got something you signed up for! Ilt: When did I sign anything involving you? Bunny: When you signed up for frequent dying miles. Ilt: Ah. When will I have enough to get a vacation? Bunny: Two more. |
| Charles Phipps09-22-07, 05:13 PM | The Truth of Bunny! http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/gamespyarchive/strips/2007-08-29.jpg |
| DungeonJman09-22-07, 09:24 PM | There is an award for that, but i am not a worthy enough man to give that award... |
| rampant09-23-07, 12:06 AM | Telfon - Good effort kid. *Concussion* Scias - *falls unconcious* Telfon - *Grabs ticket* 1 minute later Scias - *scribble* <did anyone get the plate number of that airship?> WINNER TELFON! ---------------------------------------- Scias - (i.h.h. Teiza's gonna lose it) Teiza - Scias are you okay? Scias - :confused: Teiza - No offense but you got reemed, no matter how much talent you have Telfon is just out of your leauge. Scias - *scribble* <you're not mad?> Teiza - NO! Telfon is one of the top ten theives in the multiverse, and a master psion. I'm angry that Chu and Chi are trying to sneak cuddle while I'm talking to you. Chu and Chi - *anime sweat drop* |
| Norr09-23-07, 09:17 AM | FF Belowdecks Zair - [Is it gone?] Red nods, causing his hat to tip off his head and hit the floor, with a slightly heavier thump than expected. Zair - [ouch...] Red - 'Oo'y. Zair - [Even though I appreciate your continued silence, we'll probably have to do something about that tongue of yours.] *looks around the corridors* [It's very quiet here, there seems to be nobody around. Good.] Red looks around too. He doesn't seem to agree to the last part, but can't really object. Zair - *hops onto Reds shoulder and puts the hat back on his head* [Onwards master!] *makes smacking sound* Red - :( *ambles off down the corridor in search of squirrels* --- A few strands of purple is stuck on a splinter between the floorboards. From the shadows, something slithers toward it and sniffs. It glances around, nervous and suspicious. It sniffs the strands again. It would have been more effective to actually have a sense of smell doing this. The creature touches its tail to the strands... tastes funny. Human... dirt... wood... faint traces of magic... old feet... what this? :yuck: The tiny creature waves its tail in the air, tasting for scent trails. Went that way... *looks around again* The creature slithers off in the scents direction. The Hunt Begins... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-23-07, 09:46 AM | In Carver's box………… Mrs. Carver: Well, that's that then. Mr. Carver: Indeed. (he presses a button on an intercom) Bring her in. OOC: From here on it's us, all the way. Thanks for the win, rampant. |
| rampant09-24-07, 02:13 AM | Rashour - When she's asleep it's easy to forget how scary she is. Serene - Oh she's not that scary:rolleyes: Rashour - Yeah, because you're her mate! The only reason I'm alive is because I smell like you and cat. Serene - She wakes up If she's not holding someone, and I need to stretch my legs. Rashour - Just hurry up. She's getting kissy. Satnak - :zzz: oh Serene I've been so bad :zzz: Rashour - :eek: |
| rampant09-25-07, 03:07 PM | Satnak - :zzz: :mymy: Rashour - :eek: both - AAAAAAAAAAA UUUUUUUUUUUU GGGGGGGGGG HHHHHHHHHHHHH ----------------------------------------------------------------- Kithle - You are my hero. Serene - :D |
| Demonfey09-26-07, 12:44 AM | *Bottom of the ship* Across the nigh infinite planes and dimensions of the FF, only one sound carries through all of them, finding even the bottom of the ship of chaos. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGG GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Ilt: What was that? |
| Kaizer_Ryu09-26-07, 12:45 AM | Sarah: :( *sigh* Serene: What's the matter, sweetie? Sarah: I don't wanna talk about it. Serene: C'mon, Sarah. You can tell your Auntie Serene all about it. Sarah: No, it's nothing, really. It's just... *sigh* Serene: Tirmek again? Sarah: *sad puppy eyes* Uh-huh... I can tell he likes kissing me, and he's gotten REALLY good at it, but...nevermind. I'm just gonna go to my room and chew on some Goth music. Serene: Hang on, sweetie. *gets up and heads to the closet* I think there's someone who wants to talk to you. Sarah: :blink: W-what are you doing...? Serene: *opens the door to reveal the vacuum* Oh, look! It's Mr. Hoover! Sarah: :mymy: I don't wanna talk to Mr. Hoover...! Serene: Now, don't be shy. *turns it on* Sarah: :eek: Barkbarkbarkbarkbark!!! *chase scene aroud the living room ensues* Sarah: Ok, ok! I'll go think of a way to be romantic or something! Serene: *turns off the vacuum* Good girl. :D |
| rampant09-26-07, 01:18 AM | Dorvos - mhm (meh) Nina - What's wrong Dorvos? Dorvos - Hmmmm ( without scias around I'm the only boy here who doesn't spend his spare time chasing rats ) Deis - Come back here you - ghkk :twitch: sweet little darli- Homework - *stops and turns back towards deis* Deis - :twitch: you little fragger come back here so I can eat your soul! Homework - *scurries off* Deis - *follows* Nina - *sigh* Dorvos - hmmmmmmmm ( I need friends I don't live with) |
| rampant09-26-07, 02:45 AM | Tirmek - I don't mean to hurt her, but... Ketty - I don't think I'm the best person to talk to about this. Feal'thas - (i.h.h. tell me about it) Ketty - I heard that Feal'thas - (i.h.h. nowhere is safe! :hides: that is so hot!:D ) Ketty - *purrrrr* Tirmek - :eek: Ok leaving now. |
| Norr09-26-07, 07:31 AM | There is an award for that, but i am not a worthy enough man to give that award... I don't care if I'm worthy or not. Charles gets a :f::dice: for 'a more accurate metaphor of Bunny'. |
| Lord Kale Fangblade09-26-07, 08:13 AM | Sithis's room. Tirmek goes to knock, but the door opens. revealing Sithis, whose still awake despite the time. Sithis: Morning to you as well. What do you need to talk about? Tirmek: Hey Sithis, I need to talk to you about somthing. Sithis: Oh really? sounds serious. well come in then. Tirmek: Everyone else is busy, and i just need to talk at someone for a while, Its about Sarah. Sithis: *walking through the room, Shuts his Coffin lid and sits on it* your welcome, Take a seat. Tirmek: Thanks for letting me in *sits down* there's a long pause as Tirmek catches up with the conversation. Sithis: Oh really? Damn it. i keep forgetting to turn that off after class. Just a moment Tirmek: Sithis you've left your precognicence on again. Sithis blinks. and his pupils focus into the more vampiric look. he then shivers. Sithis: Urgh. Damn time backlash. Sorry about that. Tirmek: Its ok, at least you can still ground yourself in your current time stream, some of the other Cronox people tend to get... a little out of synk. Sithis: I'd noticed. Dont worry, i've already got a few tricks to stop that happening. So let me guess, Sarah's ready to move onto the next step. but your not, so you want to wait until you are. But by waiting your hurting Sarah, which frustrates and upsets you. Tirmek:... have you travelled to a future time stream or did you just deduce that? Sithis: I just deduced it. Hopping backwards and forwards in time anymore than a few miliseconds tends to lead to a few... inconsistancies. Plus, i've been a teenager for almost one hundred years, i've got plenty of experience in this kind of thing. We Vampires learn to read people pretty well. especially mortals. Tirmek: You've gone through this personally? Sithis: Once or twice, although not in the same way you have. Mine was less the physical act and more the fact that they didnt want to form a blood balance. Tirmek: Blood balance? I thought you Vampires drank blood from loads of people to spread it out? Sithis: Some vampires do that, they spread it out through multiple people so they dont hurt them too much. not all of them would be lovers. though this means they get a steady blood supply, it also means that theres a larger chance of one of them becoming addicted to the sensation. Tirmek:... how can it be addictive? It would hurt wouldnt it? Sithis: In my world Vampire saliva is a potent Narcotic. it can make people buzz for hours with a normal dose. Its also like all such things, highly addictive. which is why most of us tend to use small doses. Its an old Vampire tactic, in that when people are addicted they cant betray you and have to stay with you to feed their addiction. or face the concequences. Tirmek: isnt drinking blood just feeding? Sithis: For some, for others its a shared experience of trust. and for others its just another physical act. In a blood balance a vampire feeds of just one person, working out a steady supply of blood without harming their partner. Tirmek: does it work? Sithis: Often, if both partners are willing and trust one another. And the Vampire can control his blood lust enough to only take a small portion. Tirmek: hm, are you in a blood balance currently? because you seem to be able to draw on an awful lot of your lifewell in the last year or so. Sithis: yes, but its nothing more than buisness. We both get blood out of it, we both get to feed our lifewells and keep healthy. But this isnt the point of our conversation, the point is that you need advice. OOC: I'll let either Kiaser or Rampant give Sithis's answer, or move it onto one of their own plot points. I apologise if i've hijacked their story in a way they dont like. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-26-07, 09:02 AM | OOC: First would rampant temper his post so it doesn't drag the entire page over with it? IC: Scias is in his room, packing a bit mornfully. Teiza: I don't see why you want to leave now. There's still the final contest tomorrow. Don't you want to see how Telfon does? Scias is about to answer when Chi bursts in. Scias: *scribble* Good, you're here.……*scribble* Where's Chu? Chi: They took her! We're standing around in the arcadeandtheyjustportedinandgrabbedheran dportedoutand-and-and-and I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THEY WENT *talking too fast to make out the words* Scias: *scribble* Someone took Chu? Chi: :weep: We've gotta get her back! Teiza and Scias: :blink: Chi: :weep: I know we compete over you but…but…it doesn't…mean we hate each other's guts. Teiza: I would have thought very much that what it means. Scias: *scribble* Can you tell us anything else about the ones who took her? Chi: Just that they were wearing dark suits and sunglasses. Teiza: Wonderful. That could describe half the security at this place. Scias: *scribble* It can't be just any reason. Chu's never done anything that would warrant being arrested. Chi: Well, she's actually a kleptomaniac. Teiza and Scias: Chu? :confused: Chi: She's always finding things that aren't hers in her pockets. Scias: *scribble* How come no one on the ship ever noticed? Chi: She always puts them back. Scias: *scribble* But someone should notice it when she steals things. Chi: *shrug* Scias: *scribble* Well, then, this isn't serious. We probably just have to explain this to the authorities……… OOC: Why has Chu been taken? By who? Will she be returned safely? Why can't anyone ever notice when she steals from them? Updates to occurr sporatically. |
| rampant09-27-07, 12:13 AM | OOC: Not at all Kale that was perfect. ----------------------------------------------- Tirmek - It's just, I never wanted to get this involved with anyone before i finished school. I always thought I wouldn't have to deal with this until after I'd started supporting myself. Sithis - so tell her no Tirmek - But I want to make her happy. Sithis - Then tell her yes Tirmek - But I don't know if I can keep that level of commitment up without my grades suffering. Sithis - Then tell her no. Tirmek - But I love her. Sithis - Then tell her yes. Tirmek - YOU AND YOUR THRICE DAMNED LOGIC! |
| DungeonJman09-27-07, 02:34 AM | Ok, well i guess it's time for my pseudo logic then... Sithis: Is it going to be like mine? No, i'm actually going to try and help here. I'm just going to play devil's advocate against myself first and then make the normal argument. Sithis: Forget this then, i've got things to do... Ok... First things first: I have absolutely no experience in this subject so anything i say can't be taken at face value... The bad things first: ...actually, i can't find anything significantly wrong with this that hasn't already been done on this ship. The most you have to worry about here is somebody getting annoyed because of what you're doing or the reasons you are doing this for. In which case you have to deal with it, not me... The good argument: This is going to be significantly longer: Love is a complicated thing, often filled with anguish and confusion, especially for adolescents and the mental equivalents of such. But it is about giving yourself to the other person because you care for them. If you truly mean that, then you'll be willing to give up things. Especially you people. Unlike you, I don't have an eternity to correct all the mistakes that i have made, but even so you should live life to it's fullest, as all people who value life do... But since this is a plot dedicated to another set of E.B.N.E's, i'm going to erase your memory now: *takes out MIB memory erase thing* Tirmek: Wha... *FLASH* Tirmek: Wait, did that do anything? OODungeonJ: :confused: Wait, was i doing something... |
| rampant09-27-07, 03:07 AM | OOC: That deserves an award... I just don't know which one. |
| Paulon09-27-07, 03:10 AM | Probably a :cool: for what he forgot to wear. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-27-07, 07:43 AM | OOC: How about the opinion of the person who matters the most? Silver: Do-it! Do-it! Do-it! :cheer: |
| urial angel of death09-27-07, 02:39 PM | Kanatash floats through the front door of a monastery. No formal religious symbols or writings adorned the outside or entry room. Where, he noted, the donation box was. However as he moved further in its inhabitants’ religious devotion became obvious. Statues of the White Man, Black Man, Joker, and Black Demon flanked the prayer hall; and orphans dining at the soup kitchen were being fed a few of their own number cleverly disguised as pork. A weak squeak sounded behind him and Kanatash’s head pivoted a full 180 degrees, his body following only after a few seconds had passed. There was a monk wearing grey robes and sporting a shaved head, clearly an initiate, cowering in front of him. The monk’s ethnicity was hard to place; his parents were likely part of the “ethnic blending projects” by one of the imperial countries. Monk: *weakly* Why do you trespass in the Church of the Morning Star? Kanatash: I’m here to take over; orders from the Crawling Chaos himself. Monk: *drops to his knees* I will inform the other *begins to leave* Kanatash: By the way what was your name? Monk: Smig sir. Kanatash: Good at the very least my mooks have names. ------------ Cheyenne Mountain Kithle current “president” of the United States of North America is pacing the in the war room of his fortress. The capital had been moved to this more defensible location after the second unclear war ten years ago. Kithle: So where were those MIBs last spotted? Secretary of Defense Slip: Headed for the Antarctic. Kithle: Who the hell could be sending them? Slip: All the other official governments have been attacked as well and no underdeveloped country could provide the tech they use. Kithle: So either someone is covering their bases very well or they’re from “Outside” Slip: Most Likely. Kithle: How about Azao-th². Have we acquired their records yet? Slip: All of the records were fried before our men got to the scene. Kithle: At the very least we have there assets, right? Slip: Well half of them. The rest had already been transferred out of state. Kithle: *sigh* ---------------- Somewhere over South America Nalfien’s wings had long ago lost the ability to provide true flight, but he could still glide and ride the updrafts. At least he could up until a few seconds ago. Nalfien: Sorry about this boy, but I’ve got to drop you. Cuddles: Dragon wings wearing out already old man? Nalfien: I haven’t used them in awhile, give me a break. Besides if you keeping whining I’ll have to show you that the wings and claws still do work. Cuddles: *gulp* The familiar simply fell the last eighty feet to the road below. Then he sets about tearing apart the police forces who had been watching them from below. Cuddles: This species really needs to learn when to run. *breaths cold into an armored car* Nalfien grabs onto the side of a nearby skyscraper and begins crawling along it, leaving fireballs as he goes. Black helicopters swoop in, full of MIBs. MIB: Surrender! Nalfien: Bite me! *dragon breath* ------------ Mythos Park Terrek and the kids enter what’s left of the computer room. Broken glass and plastic litter the floor. There are also the occasional drained husks of former MIBs. Kerrith: What happened here? Sarah: *being carried by Terrek* What happened to them!? *pointing at the MIBs* Terrek: I don’t know, but it’s a fair bet that the park isn’t getting power back any time soon. We should head for the docks. Sarah: *creepy little girl voice* They’re here. Two living colours slowly drift into the room though broken windows. Terrek: Run! --------------- Over the Atlantic Ocean Terra was flying, well rather being carried by something that was flying. Her vision was magnified manifold. She could see all of the continents at once as though they were only a few feet away. Africa is host to rampaging monsters. Explosions and riots flood through the Americas. Meanwhile Asia remains shrouded in mist and cover in ruins. Europe as always is a post-apocalyptic nightmare. Terra: Memories are coming back to me… er… fragments of memories. Everything was so happy back then. I had a wonderful family, friends, and the world though in constant danger had people willing to stand up and defend it. Volrath: Yes but those days are gone for good. Terra: But we can improve and return the world to how it was before; maybe even make it better. Volrath: No we can’t. Through trillions of eons of research we have found that there is no such possibility. There is only the surge of creation then the decay of age. There is no improvement once a world it made. The most perfect world would be one that simply stays the same. This planet is doomed and rotten. Terra: If there was nothing worth saving, why did you stay behind for me? Volrath: … OOC: Rampant could you downgrade the size of the scream a few posts up, it expands the window and cuases difficulty in reading. |
| rampant09-28-07, 03:52 AM | Tirmek - I have an Idea. Sarah - What? Tirmek - We take a vacation, a few days at a resort without the pressure on us and we can do what feels right for us. Whatever that ends up being we can decide for ourselves. Sarah - YAY! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-28-07, 09:31 AM | Silver: I'll start packing. |
| rampant09-28-07, 01:20 PM | Deis - :twitch: here you go, a nice treat :twitch: Homework - Chitter *nibble* |
| rampant09-30-07, 01:40 AM | Tirmek - Maybe I should've used an elven form? Sarah - Oh piffle! I like my kitty. Tirmek - Yes but we're attracting unawanted attencion. Sarah - You relax already, you are always so tense. We are here on vacation, no one is going to make trouble at a resort. Tirmek - That one just called me a lord of dust-Insert rant- Sarah - :rolleyes: ----------------------------- Tirmek and Sarah are Streched out on pool chairs. Tirmek - rereowrrrrrrrrrrrrr Sarah - Told you this was a good idea. Tirmek - No talk, napping. Sarah - :) |
| Demonfey09-30-07, 06:52 PM | Lily: Hey, where's Tirmek? I'm supposed to be annoying him right now. Elina: He took Sarah for a romantic vacation. Speaking of which, why haven't you ever taken me on a romantic vacation? Lily: ...:censored: Elina: :waits: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-30-07, 07:54 PM | Ambition: D*mn! This place is an effing LABRYNTH! Rage: I wonder if anyone even knows we're gone. *********** Scias, Teiza, and Chi have arrived at Dome Security, and with little difficulty they find the person in charge of admittance. Scias: *scribble* So no one matching that description has been brought here? Admitting Officer: Look, kid, we take mug shots of everyone brought in for every offense. You can see for yourself her picture isn't in here. He turns the display screen toward Scias. The wolf-boy scans it for a moment, before admitting defeat. Chi: Well would you know where she'd be taken if not here? Admitting Officer: Search me. It's a bit funny, though: the only people who wear sunglasses on security are either very dumb or very confident. It's because the impede vision. Teiza: So who would have really dumb of really great security…………………………:mymy: :censored:! Scias: *scribble* What? Teiza: Not only do I think I know who took Chu, I also think I know why. Come on! |
| rampant09-30-07, 08:16 PM | Tirmek - zz- Huh? I know that smell!:mymy: From the kitch rolls forth a horrid stench. Sarah - RUN AWAY! Tirmek - *Energy Sphere: ICE* Good thing i got the travellers insurance. Sarah - :bigeyes: Tirmek - We'll go out for supper. Sarah - Only if you promise not to tense up again. The whole point of this was to unwind, and you get so tense in public, even when you shapeshift. Tirmek - ... I'll cook then. Sarah - You ab-zeored the kitchen. Tirmek - Room service then. Sarah - Shark steak? Tirmek - A nice fat megalodon for my wolf. Sarah - Yay! ---------------------------- Tirmek - Purrrrrr Sarah - That's a good kitty, just relax, and let me brush all those tangles out of your fur. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw09-30-07, 09:35 PM | 13: Hmm, have I cause enough annoyance today? ********* Tirmek: I ordered megalodon, not megalosaur! ********* 13: No, not gonna cut it. :P ********* Tirmek: What do you mean they're endangered? This is a D&D world! Giant monsters are more common than normal animals! ********* 13: I'm slipping. :raincloud ********* Tirmek: …………………A "gigantic great white shark" is the exact same thing as a megalodon. :banghead: ********* 13: Bullseye! :D |
| rampant09-30-07, 10:50 PM | Sarah - BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP Tirmek - I take it I don't have to kill the cooks now? Sarah - No they live for now. ------------------------------------ Head chef haruko - Is the wolf spirit appeased? chef shishio - aye sensie Ninja chefs - YAY! |
| DungeonJman10-01-07, 01:06 AM | Sarah - No they live for now. Yeah right... *Takes out the lightsabers* Ninja Chefs: You think that you can defeat us with lightsabers? We're just as cool as them... OODungeonJ: Yeah, but i work with the FF guys, so on some level, i'm technically a PIRATE with lightsabers... Ninja Chefs: *decidedly more worried* We can still defeat you... OODungeonJ: Who said that i was fighting you directly? *pulls a lever, and drops a 16 ton weight on the ninjas* Now time to blow up the rest of the hotel staff and blame it on them for no adequately good reason except for the probable advancement of the plot... |
| Demonfey10-01-07, 01:12 AM | Ilt: What plot? Tirmek and Sarah are here as part of a gag in Shadowfast involving a supposed Lord of Dust being at an island resort. Dungeon: Oh. Really? Why're you here? Ilt: Delivery. *Points to megalodon carcass behind him* Ilt: The hard part was having to cut my way to the heart armed with nothing except a cleaver. |
| Paulon10-01-07, 01:20 AM | *picks a small packet out of Kiri's pack aboard the Ascender and wanders up behind DungeonJman* You do know you're messing with a little bit of a crossover with another plot thread don't you? :rolleyes: *sticks something from the packet on DungeonJman's back* Start blowing things up and this goes off too. I think it's a Crushing Tentacles of Forced Intrusion charge - souped up by putting the entire durational power supply into about 3 seconds duration. Enjoy. :P |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-01-07, 01:26 AM | Deis: :drool: MINE!:drool: OOPaulon & DungeonJ: RUN AWAY! |
| Demonfey10-01-07, 01:31 AM | Deis: :evillaugh -wait, why's it ticking? *KABOOM!* Deis (covered in soot): That was a fireball! *far, far away* Ilt: And here's your money. Telfon: :D |
| DungeonJman10-01-07, 01:36 AM | HOLY....!!! "must not curse, must not curse..." "...you know...AAAARGH!! On the FF...AAAH! You should have expected something like this...would happen..." |
| Norr10-01-07, 11:27 AM | FF Just outside Lower Deck City Zair - [Master, those guards don't look too friendly.] Red - :nod: Zair - [Should I scout ahead? Se if there are anything that seems worthwhile?] Red - :confused: (ihh) She's asking me? Something is really wrong here. *nods yes to Zair* Zair - [Good, I'll empathy you if I find something interesting, so you can scry me out.] Red - :nod: Zair - [stay hidden, if your caugth I will have to free you, and you won't like that.] Red - :eek: *nods vigorously* Zair skitters off into the city Zair - (ihh) [He's gotten really meek since he lost his tongue... but I guess if he built his life and dreams on spellcasting and loses the ability... serves him right. Though I should probable find some regeneration stuff to get it back, he's so pathetic.] --- ??? - (Lost something?) Red - :confused: ??? - (he he, cat got your tongue?) Red *looks around nervously* ??? - (Sure wish you could cast a spell right now, eh?) Red *now seriously worried* - Who ah E'e? ??? - (Wouldn't you give anything for a replacement right now? :devil:) Red - :uh-huh: ??? - (Maybe, something even better than yor old tonue?) Red - *Nods slowly, unsure of what's going on here* ??? - (What if I could do that. Right now.) Red *suspicious* - Ah wah wou 'ah 'oh me? ??? - (Cost you? Ah, I think we can work somehting out ;) ) Red - Wah' e' hei, 'O fo i'! A small pink worm slithers out of a cranny next to Reds foot. He flinches and takes a step back before he realise what he's looking at. A tongueworm. He makes his decision and picks the up the symbiont, letting it slither into his mouth. As the worm makes itself comfortable in his mouth cavity it slides its tail down Reds throat. Red gets a momentary flashback of a similar event during his time at Morgrave university and he starts to gag. Tongey - *telepathically* (Hey, no puking! I hate it when a host splats lunch all over me.) Red - Can't help it! :yuck: the memories :yuck: Tongey - :eek: Red - Wait a... I can speak! Tongey - (That's what ya get for this deal, I get free food :cloud9:) Red - So your just another hobo, looking for a soup-kitchen? Tongey - (:D) Red - I can live with that. --- Red Neckman LE Wizard (Transmuter) 5/Master transmogrifist 10/warshaper 2 After getting his masters degree from Morgrave university, Red went out to tour the world and beyond. During a trip to the plane of shadows, he met a charming (literally) skuirid named Zair, who he took as his familiar. He has regretted it ever since. He later settled down in the vincinity of New Cyre and built a small and unassuming wizards tower (because you know what happpens when someone thinks your tower disrupts the NC skyline) keyed to a permanent Magnificent Mansion. While away on a mission for him, his familiar evidently got herself pregnant by an unknown father (at least as far as Red is concerned) and later gave birth to what was evidently a winged catfolk/skuirid crossbreed (Zair - [don't ask :embarrass ]). Zairs daughter grew quickly and was soon a dashing young woman of almost human size, and despite the age difference, Red managed to marry her, making his familiar his mother in law. He has regretted it ever since. It was not long before Reds wife became pregnant, and after eigth months she gave birth to a baby boy who, apparently, took after his grandmothers side of the family, at least as far as looks were concerned. He did not grow nearly as fast as his mother had, but his mental maturity did. At the age of six he took his first class level and apprenticed himself to his father. However, after being involved in a summoning accident at the age of seven his patience with his father (who he claimed responsible) ran out. The son declared he was to travel the world and beyond and his father, recognising his own wanderlust in his son, encouraged him to follow that notion. Some years later, Red stumbled upon annals recording the life and deeds of one of his ancestors, a necromancer who managed to carve out a small but enduring kingdom in old Cyre, before the mourning. A burgeoning obsession with this ancestral heritage drove him to find out more about the now dead kingdom and he came to the conclusion that it was his inability to get along with his progeny that led to his downfall. Around this time his wife died in a lighning rail crash on her way back from Sharn, and Red decided it was time to reunite with his son from whom he had not heard anything since the day he left. Some months of aimless searching later he stumbles upon the Forgotten Freedom, convinced that they are now closer than ever. He will seriously regret this later. |
| rampant10-01-07, 08:45 PM | Teiza - Poke poke poke oocat - ow ow ow Kithle - Poke poke poke OOCypher - ow ow ow -------------------------- OORampant - *sipping a lemonade in the mewtwo suit* i should have contracted the poking out a year ago. ------------------------------------------------------------ Tirmek - You're wonderful Sarah. Sarah - I like you when you get all mushy. Tirmek - A good long soak in the tub does that for me. Sarah - I thought cats hated water. Tirmek - House cats hate water. Rakshasa are totemically aligned to the wild predators. For instance Nazarune are connected to panthers so while I don't particularly like getting my face wet, I don't have any real problem with water. Sarah - So that's why the spritz bottle works on you. Tirmek - :P -gk Sarah - *Pinching his tounge with her hand* :D Wolf got your tounge? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-01-07, 09:04 PM | Teiza - Poke poke poke oocat - ow ow ow OOcat: Just for that I'm going to wait longer than I was planning. :P And it's not like this thread is going anywhere fast. |
| Paulon10-02-07, 12:20 AM | Deis: :evillaugh -wait, why's it ticking? *KABOOM!* Deis (covered in soot): That was a fireball! *far, far away* Ilt: And here's your money. Telfon: :D OOPaulon: Somehow I don't think using the remote trigger to detonate the tentacle charge would be a good idea right now... |
| rampant10-02-07, 02:59 PM | Corre - Ok that's enough of this, write mule! Write! OORampant - Note to self giving her exotic weapon proficiency nagaki was a bad idea. -------------------------------------------------- Corre - I'm ho-ome! Serene - *mother glomp* Corre - *sigh* Satnak - Heh, How are things? Corre - I graduated, the E.B.N.E. decided my storylines made more sense in the Island, and if I was about 5 years older. That and I put the head mistress through a wall, during practice,... along with her entire office. |
| Demonfey10-02-07, 03:12 PM | Ilt: Well, I'm hiding. OOrampant: Why? Ilt: I don't want to be around when five years which may or may not dip into puberty hit an incredibly powerful abberation/construct/dragon/elf...thingy with advanced swordsage abilities all at once. |
| rampant10-03-07, 02:42 AM | Corre - why is the bird man afraid of me? :bigeyes: Ilt - (i.h.h. okay how does a 13 eyed four-tailed ubberation do a cute atttack) -------------------- OOC: Where did you get dragon? |
| Paulon10-03-07, 03:05 AM | OOC: Satnak's incanum modified version of the Dragon of Tyr ritual probably. |
| rampant10-03-07, 03:11 AM | OOC: I was wondering when someone was going to finally going to catch that. :cookie: for the both of you |
| Charles Phipps10-03-07, 03:17 AM | Ketler: Bad news.... Jarlot: What? Ketler: Lilly got a Girdle of Feminity and accidentally put it on. Jarlot: Ugh. *A lot of fanboys chase the attractive blonde catgirl across the bridge* Jarlot: Sigh. *Elena chases Lilly the other direction, barking all the way* Jarlot: You can take the the Racoon Girl out of the Wolfgirl.... |
| rampant10-03-07, 03:38 AM | Tirmek - DAMMIT THAT'S MY GIG! next thing you know he'll be dying his fur black, and become the reluctant messiah of a bunch of crazy shapeshifters! |
| Charles Phipps10-03-07, 03:46 AM | Lillina: You mean I could be a Black Cat? *Dyes his fur black with a coat of paint* Tirmek: Lilly, that was stupid. *crosses Tirmek's path* Lilina: HA! Tirmek: Lilly, are you really a believer in that old super... *An anvil hits Tirmek from nowhere* |
| Paulon10-03-07, 03:46 AM | OOPaulon: He's Lilly. He probably won't think to use Dye - more likely he'll just gum up his fur with black paint. *leaves a bucket of black paint mixed with sovereign glue in the path of the fleeing Lilly to prove his point* |
| Charles Phipps10-03-07, 03:58 AM | OOC: Actually that's exactly what he did. Poor soon to be shaved kitty. |
| Demonfey10-03-07, 11:24 AM | Ilt's eating the :cookie: , while looking at Corre. Ilt: Mmm, cookie...Why are you still trying that? I have fifty seven brothers and sisters, that doesn't work any more. Corre: Drat. Well, mind answering my question? Ilt: I've died twelve times in the last year, thirteen if you count Ysgard, the plane of eternal battle, but most people don't because the plane gives everyone free true resses at the end of the day. Corre: I thought you only died ten times here. Ilt: Two of those were at Sigil Prep. Now can I continue? Corre: Ah. Sorry. Ilt: Anyway, with that kind of track record, would you stick around? My EBNE's been struggling for new deaths to get me to fourteen potentially permanent deaths total, and "swordsage training accident" seems quite likely considering my luck with the children of ubers and swordsages. Corre: Sorry, what? I was just working on my swordwork and *STAB* The sword has gone through Ilt's chest. Ilt: OW! Corre: Um...my bad? Current number of FF deaths: 11 |
| DungeonJman10-03-07, 01:48 PM | *Ilt appears in a blank void* OODungeonJ: Hi Ilt. Ilt: Why am i here now? OODungeonJ: I had a talk with marketing. They don't like the idea of a person leaving the FF sane, so they made me start this. Now for 72 hours after you die, you will be tortured progressively worse and worse. As this is the first time, my evil inclination is just going to poke you with a stick. Enjoy! *OODungeonJ disappears and the Evil DungeonJ shows up* Evil DungeonJ: Well, it's kind of lousy, but torture is torture... *takes out a stick and begins poking Ilt* |
| rampant10-03-07, 05:09 PM | OORampant - no like this! *sharpens stick* *rolls in itchpowder* *sears tip* *rolls in itch powder again* EvilDungeon - Thanks! |
| Norr10-03-07, 05:52 PM | OOnorr - But what about mental torture? EvilDungeon - What about it? OOnorr whips out a cinema-sized scrying board and places it in front of Ilt (still being poked). On the screen a title fades into view: "Tokyo mew mew, complete season". EvilDungeon - :ahem: I see your point, but isn't this a bit... old? OOnorr - Old? *zooms out into a panorama view of the scene, showing an entire football arena of clearly-not-anime-fans, Ilt in the middle.* OOnorr - They think he chose the movie. |
| DungeonJman10-03-07, 06:18 PM | Evil DungeonJ: Nice. But the 5th time around starts getting good. Then I get to use Kanatash's old torture devices...can you say "lemony freshness"? :evillaugh |
| Paulon10-04-07, 12:30 AM | OOC: Actually that's exactly what he did. *laughs* He's nothing if not predicable. *makes note to post faster next time* Poor soon to be shaved kitty. Again? He doesn't learn does he? :evillaugh |
| Demonfey10-04-07, 12:50 AM | Ilt: Oh, gods, no. The horror. The horror. Unfortunately, he sucks at bluffing. Ilt: Look, Kanatash's stuff'll probably backlash. Do you even know how to use this thing? He holds up an item that is of undiscernable origin and use. |
| DungeonJman10-04-07, 01:25 AM | Evil DungeonJ: You expect me to be in the same dimension when any of this stuff goes off? I'm just going to remotely turn it on and let it work for itself. This way when you try to turn it off, you'll probably end up making things worse. Unfortunately, i'm legally bound not to pull any of that on you until your fourth death after this one. Ilt: You're legally bound by things? Evil DungeonJ: Well, Reman transferred to the marketing department a while ago when no one on the actual ship needed him. Lawyernaming's kind of hard to shrug off... Anyway, hope you enjoy your pointy stick and anime series... *begins poking Ilt with the itch powder stick* |
| Demonfey10-04-07, 01:30 AM | Ilt: I'm only supposed to die one more time. Evil DungeonJ: What? Ilt: There was a quota established the first time I died on this ship. 12 deaths, and then I begin living through stuff. Evil DungeonJ: Oh. Well, :censored: |
| DungeonJman10-04-07, 01:39 AM | Evil DungeonJ::D :evillaugh Ilt: What's so funny! Evil DungeonJ: *takes out a legal document* Well, that changes some things around then. That means in order to drive you certifiably bonkers, the next time you die, i get to use everything at once! Ilt: :eek: *gulp* _____________________ Good DungeonJ: Uh sorry guys, since Ilt is going to be horribly tortured the next time he dies, he doesn't want to go through with the reenactment anymore.... Not-So-Merry-Men: Weakling! Chanse: You mean i had to retrain to a bow for nothing!?! Animated V-Suit: *clank* Chili: RAWWWR! Good DungeonJ: However, this is being compensated for by turning you back to normal, Chanse. *plink* You also have to bring the Not-So-Merry-Men back to the FF, seeing as we didn't expect any of them to survive. Chanse: Can't i get another opinion on this?! Law DungeonJ: *starts saying a really complicated math formula to explain this* Chanse: You know what, forget the second opinion... |
| Demonfey10-04-07, 03:12 PM | Ilt: Hey, don't pin this on me! I'm going to die one more time no matter what. Just be honest about this. Good DungeonJ: Okay, okay. The actual reason is because we can't get enough people interested. Others: Stupid lack of interest... Ilt: That's better. |
| rampant10-04-07, 03:36 PM | Dorvos - :mad: hmmmmmmmm :mad: mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :mad: (:censored::censored: again :censored: I'm never gonna get a :censored: adventure at this :censored: rate) Ilt - Criminey the mouth on that one! DUngeonJ - Do you kiss your mothers with that mouth? |
| Demonfey10-04-07, 04:17 PM | Ilt: Let's just go to random planes and get lots of loot. I've been meaning to terrify a pack of werewolves and a werebadger who threatened to eat me for a while. Dorvos: Hmmmmmm, hmHm, hmmmmmmmmmmmm. (But we don't have a guide) Ilt: Right here. I used to do off plane deliveries. Now, I hunt for a pet shop/butchery, meaning I travel even more. |
| DungeonJman10-04-07, 04:26 PM | Ok, fine then. *throws a giant cardboard box over Ilt and Dorvos labeled IPB* "Thank you for flying Inter-Planar Boxlines. The management is not responsible if by some coincidence you switch campaign settings when travelling to another plane. However, this isn't likely, because the odds of you going spelljamming in this thing are 3572 to 1. Now sit back,and enjoy your flight. Oh and by the way, we just ran out of complimentary peanuts." *Shoves the thing over the side of the ship and as it reaches terminal velocity, it creates a portal to a random plane which it goes through.* |
| Demonfey10-04-07, 04:37 PM | Ilt: Impatient EBNE's...well, I guess anyone who wants in'll just pop up. He looks around. Ilt: Well, we seem to be in the Shadowlands. Dorvos: Hmmmmm? (How can you tell?) Ilt: Call it a hunch, really. Behind Dorvos, there're four anthro turtles and a nezumi monk fighting an oni. |
| rampant10-04-07, 08:05 PM | Dorvos - Hmmmm (dinner!) Nezumi Monk - Why is this kid chewing on me? Ilt - i'm sorry his uncle is a cat he tried to eat me once when I got caught by the fuzz ball napping on his head. Mittens - zzz (has totaly been there the whole time) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-05-07, 09:11 AM | In Carver's personal box at the Lightening Dome…… Chu: I suppose it would be really cliché to say "You'll never get away with this." :mad: Mr. Carver: Quite. Plus you shouldn't compare me to contractually-obligated villains. I'm actually allowed to be smart. Chu: I guess the next one would be "My friends'll come for me." Mr. Carver: They wouldn't be much in the way of friends if they didn't. They have already been to the security section and found you are not there. I believe it was Ms. d'Borisheel who figured out exactly who had taken you. Chu: Ha! She'll kick your a** when she gets here! Mr. Carver: I am quite aware of Teiza d'Borisheel's abilities, plus the reputation of the Forgotten Freedom should you care to mention it. This dome has drawn several warriors of such skill that it would make her whimper in fear. She holds no fear over me. Chu:……………………………………………………………………………Why? Mr. Carver: Because, my dear, I only want what's best for you. |
| Charles Phipps10-05-07, 10:54 AM | Did you know? 1. Lilly actually does all of Sarah's flea baths? 2. That while Kitten was Lilly's Epic Mount, Sarah is actually Lilly's familiar. Oddly, this means Lilly ages at the same rate that Sarah does. 3. Tirmek's favorite food is Candy Canes. 4. His second favorite food is stewed human hearts in plum sauce. 5. His third is Frosted Flakes. 6. Sarah's tail has a permanent Invisibility spell cast on it. If she's ever pointed out to the Illusion, she'd immediately start chasing it again. 7. Sarah and Lilly have no romantic interest in one another whatsoever yet are best friends. 8. Lilly's Dragonslave is now powered by Elina hair clippings rather than Terra's blood. 9. The animosity between Tirmek and Lilly is actually caused by the fact both were meany by the Draconic prophecy to be mortal enemies. 10. ....That and Tirmek really can't understand why Elina likes him so much. 11. Lilly is a Tiger Cat Boy. 12. Which causes Maladren to have a disturbing attraction to him. 13. Shroedigger is a 10th level Chronomancer. 14. The Forgotten Freedom has actually run out of Dragonshards and is currently resting on the top of a Tower in Sharn. 15. Sharns' frequent and easy repopulation was discovered to be respawning pools from the D&D MMORPG at Stormreach. 16. Lilly's seeming immortality is from the fact that he's been hit with the Hammer of Healing so often that he's developed a permanent regeneration bond to Dol Arrah. 17. Elina is destined to take Dol Arrah's place as Racoon Girl supreme. 18. Ditto Sarah and the Fury. 19. Sarah buys special groceries for Tirmek's backwards hands to open. 20. Tirmek has a Lilly plushie that he snuggles at night when no one is looking. 21. Ditto Lilly. 22. And yes, I mean Lilly snuggles his own plushie. 23. Jarlot was never actually dead, he just wanted out of the plot to make some pirate films. 24. Same with Zella. 25. Zella and Rose are together again. 26. Elina has promised to forgive Rose for killing her mom as soon as Terra builds a following on FR so they can visit here there. *** Forgotten Freedom Lilly: Hey, Elina! Elina: What? Lilly: I signed us for Trading Spouses. Elina: GAH! YOU DID WHAT!? Lilly: It's a cross cultural exchange program for learning the ways of foreign languages and socities! It's on FOXShifter! Elina: LILLY, YOU WILL CANCEL THIS STUPI.... *pop* Lilly: Sweet, looks like the Exchange is already occurring. http://www.sakurawarsdvd.com/images/players/sakura/sakura01.gif Rokugan Elina: Ohio! Lilly: :) *** Rokugan *pop* Elina: Ugh, I'm going to kill that..... :mymy: Samurai Lilly: Hello Pretty Girl! I am Lotus! I am hunting the great Tiger Demon! He has married the Wolf-Spirit sister of my bride! Elina: Oh....great.... Samurai Lilly: NOW TO HUNT DISHONORABLE FOLK! Elina: Ummm... Samurai Lilly: I like Katana. |
| Demonfey10-05-07, 11:32 AM | The Shadowlands Ilt and Dorvos are flying full speed through the Shadowlands Ilt and Dorvos (pre-translated): :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: The reason becomes quickly evident, as a huge swarm of oni are behind them, devouring most things in their way. Dorvos: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! (THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!) Ilt: My fault? I'm not the one who tried to eat a named oni! An oni just barely misses biting their legs. Ilt: Right. Talk later, create constructs faster! Dorvos makes a few constructs, which take out quite a few of the front runners before being overrun. Samurai Lilly: Ah-ha! Servants of the great Tiger Demon! HAVE AT THEE! Samurai Lilly charges Ilt and Dorvos, before being stopped by the leash Elina put on him. Elina: Those two aren't oni. Samurai Lilly: Oh. Are they...Dishonorable? Ilt: Um...no? Samurai Lilly: Good enough for me! He runs past them and begins slaughtering the fiends. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-05-07, 03:30 PM | OOC: Charles gets another :looloo: |
| rampant10-05-07, 03:43 PM | Tirmek - I leave for two weeks and this is what I find when I get back? glad I missed it. Sarah - ... sniff sniff you smell sort of like Elina but... Rokugan Elina - SISTER *GLOMP* Lily - TIGER DEMON! Tirmek - PANTHER YOU NITWIT! Lily - Oh tirmek right Tirmek - You realiize Elina isn't here. Lily, and Tirmek - :shifty:....RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HH *Two page action splash panel'd* ---------------------------------------------- Elina - Obligatory rational girl senses tingling |
| DungeonJman10-05-07, 05:00 PM | Sadly the Samurai Lilly seems to have 5 times Lilly's wisdom score... I mean, at least he listens when people tell him that he's almost about to kill innocent people... |
| rampant10-05-07, 07:22 PM | Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmm (You know Part of the reason I wanted to go on an adventure was to get away from the Tirmek vs. Lily sub-plot) Lotus - Who's lily? Ilt - Does this make me the adult? Elina - This may be the most funtional adventuring party I've ever been in. :weep: |
| Charles Phipps10-05-07, 07:36 PM | OOC: Blame the fact that Sense Motive is a class score for Samurai. :-D IC: Sarah, Lilly, Tirmek, and R. Elina sit around a Japanese table. Sarah: YOU TRADED MY SISTER FOR ANOTHER SPOUSE!? Lilly: Only for a little while! Sarah: How long is a little while!? Lilly: Until the Rokugan Samurai returns her. Sarah: *grrrrr* *eye glows* R. Elina: Would you like some more Sake? Sarah: Yes, please. R. Elina: Seat pillow fluffed. Sarah: Another two please, my tail and hiney need cushioning. R. Elina: Here's a nice slipper for you to chew on. *Sarah bites into it and plays with it* Sarah: Expanding your horizons is a good thing... Tirmek: :mymy: |
| rampant10-05-07, 07:55 PM | Tirmek - May I please Skin him alive now? Sarah - Not until Elina get's back. Tirmek - She'll make me use the sharp knife, he'll barely feel it. Sarah - No, he's her responsibility. Tirmek - :mad: R. Elina - Um why aren't you fighting the Tiger demon any more? Lily - Because he kicked me in the family jewels. R. Elina - :confused: Sarah - :whisper: R.Elina - But that is dishonorable! Tirmek - Bah! Honor is for those who cannot determine right and wrong with their own minds and hearts. A crutch for weak souls!...Lily should try it. |
| Charles Phipps10-05-07, 08:03 PM | R. Elina: No, I like him, he exudes honor. *R. Elina started cuddling him* Lilly: Purrrr :cloud9: Sarah: HEY! Lilly: What? *** Elsewhere Elina: :cloud9: Lotus: And we call these, hotsprings! |
| DungeonJman10-05-07, 08:26 PM | Hey, that's weird, i thought that box couldn't go across campaign settings... Tirmek: So YOU'RE responsible for this?! OODungeonJ: NO!!! I'm responsible for something else involving people sent to Rokugan, i didn't send Elina there, only Ilt and Dorvos disappeared, i promise! Satnak and Serene: You made Dorvos disappear?! OODungeonJ: AAAAAAH!!! *starts running* Man, i just can't win today! |
| rampant10-05-07, 11:15 PM | Aoa - Ok seriously you guys have been here how many years and you haven't checked the ship because because of a sign that says he's not there? :waits: Rakshasa Assasin (Sanlr) - But this codex says- Aoa - Nothing at all it's just another mindless diversion. Rakshasa Sorcerer (Lakcris) - I told you we should have followed my divinations. Aoa - Did any of these point to the ship. Rakshasa Bard (Silverware) - That's why we ignored them. Aoa - I'm officially in charge of this mission now. They sent the Angel of Fate. Lakcris - :censored: |
| DungeonJman10-06-07, 12:34 AM | Darn it they found out... Hey Earl, you gotten any better since the last time you manifested something? Earl: A bit, yeah... OODungeonJ: When the "guests" come on, we may need you to show that they're not welcome here by giving them the "cold shoulder". Earl: By Terra, you're horrible at this... OODungeonJ: Well, might as well think of something better to do. Like how we're going to get everyone back after the plot's done. Law DungeonJ: What do you mean by that? OODungeonJ: Well, you see the thing about that is, uhhhhh.... except in certain cases, the powers of lesser E.B.N.E.'s don't cross campaign settings...If i was as good as Kaizer or Charles, maybe i could do it, but i certainly can't... Law DungeonJ: You idiot! How are you planning to get them back then? OODungeonJ: That's why i'm starting to think about this now... If they're lucky, they might still have the box, but otherwise, they may have to hitch a ride somewhere... |
| rampant10-06-07, 12:55 AM | Silver - :D Bunny - What's she so happy about? 13 - She's going back over her sketches. Bunny - You mean the ones with more blades than the bastard love child of edge master and a cusinart? 13 - I dunno Bunny - I gotta see! ------------------------------------------ Doctor - Ah hell no! No more FF'ers! Every time I get tangled up with you lot strange **** happens. Like pink Daleks! Benny - Kitten likes me:weep: Doctor - See! The last thing I need is something weird right now! I'm between companions and I'm feeling particularly snotty. ------------------------------------------------------------ General O'neil - Not a chance! ------------------------------------------ Admiral Janeway - Never in a trillion years. --------------------------------------------------- Elminster - Sure I'll be happy to -SQUISH- John - I'm sorry. Earl - It's kind of a reflex. ----------------------------------- Raistlin - Never -------------------------- Mordekainen - No! ----------------------- Bahamut - Forget it. --------------------------- :lop: - ... |
| Demonfey10-06-07, 11:47 AM | Ilt::eek: Oh :censored: it's my Dean!...And two of my professors, and a guest speaker. Elina: Which one's your dean? Ilt: The one you don't speak the name of. Anyway, come on. He puts on a hat, and his gear shifts to look like a travel guide. Ilt: Hello, my name is Ilt, and I will be your guide through extraplanar material campaign travel. Catch. He pulls out a few wierd watch like objects and tosses them to everyone. Ilt: These will let us be able to find a portal outta here. |
| DungeonJman10-06-07, 08:39 PM | Guest speaker? You mean that you people actually let him live long enough to give a speech? |
| rampant10-07-07, 12:02 AM | Dorvos - hmmmmmmmm (this had better not become a sliders rip off) -------------------- OOKaizer - Wow you're old. OORampant - ...You know flipping the bird would be alot easier if mewtwo didn't have these stuby little pod fingers. |
| DungeonJman10-07-07, 12:31 AM | You know, the Superscope works just as well... OORampant: Thanks... *pulls it out* Now both of you, start running... OOKaizer: Idiot! OODungeonJ: And i knew that he would pull it on ME too? |
| Demonfey10-07-07, 02:34 AM | OODF: I haven't decided which parody it will be, if any. I felt like giving them a map. Ilt: You couldn't just give us a portal? OODF: Well, is there any fun in that? Ilt: Well, no, but I can see these guys needing more distracting planes. OODF: Ah. Maybe a quick trip to the Rock of Bral, just to get a decent 'jammer? |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-07-07, 02:47 AM | *STABBITY DEATH* OOKazier & OODungeonJ: x_x Deis: *holding a bloody knife* Huh...usually works for the Entities... OOrampant: :tantrum: Dammit, no! You've gotta POKE them, not STAB them! Deis: :confused: Where's the fun in that? OOrampant: And why did you stab him? *pokes DungeonJ* Deis: :confused: I...need a reason? :confused: OOrampant: Here, try this when he gets back up again. *hands her poking stick covered in acid* OOKaizer: Man, thank the gods for regen... Deis: :fight!: PAY ATTENTION TO US! :fight!: *STABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTABSTAB* OOKaizer: :ghosted: Deis: :tantrum: Dammit! OOrampant: :uh-huh: Damn. How did you kill him with something that causes 1d2 points of non-lethal damage? Deis: :D Having me learn from Aunt Satnak AND Uncle Volrath is probably a bad thing. For you guys. :evillaugh OODungeonJ: *still on the ground* *tth* Must...not...move... Scary girl-thing causes only pain... |
| Paulon10-07-07, 03:06 AM | OOPaulon (:hides:): You need is a distraction. *fires a crossbow bolt past Deis rigged with a tentacle spell to discharge when it impacts* |
| Ultimatecalibur10-07-07, 03:38 AM | Lotus: Before we go we must speak to the Emperor. Ilt: Sure. Elina: :sigh: Probably end up being King Steve. Dorvos: hm (Okay) ***One Crazy Trip Later*** The group stands before a pair of massive doors. Lotus: Before we enter you must remember to have the utmost respect for him. Everyone: :nods: Lotus opens the massive doors. At the end of an extremely long hall is a young Asian man lounging on a regal throne playing a DS. Lotus: Hey, uncle Naka, I'm back, and I bought some friends to talk to you. Nakajima: Hey Ren. *continues playing DS* Ilt: The Emperor is my Abusing Higher Beings TA from Sigil Prep? Elina: I think I remember him from somewhere... |
| Demonfey10-07-07, 04:01 AM | (We have Elina, not Sarah. Also, Ilt's an actual student of Sigil Prep.) OODF: Only on one condition, Cal. No controlling the PCs that are here. |
| Ultimatecalibur10-07-07, 04:25 AM | (We have Elina, not Sarah. Also, Ilt's an actual student of Sigil Prep.) OOC: Thanks for the corrections. Though I prefer the original (1992) to the copycat (2005?). IC: Nakajima: *still playing game* No, I taught at IoU. Though you could have wandered in to one of my classes if you were going to Sigil Prep. The schools were trying to take over each other several times... or was it just once? Never mind time distortion is just a pain in the ass. So what you here for? |
| Demonfey10-07-07, 04:47 AM | OOC: Okay. I think Swift mentioned and gave credit to IoU as an idea source, as well as other games. Ilt: Your cousin wanted us to meet with you first before we began a multiverse spanning adventure, or as I call it, a slow weekend. Any idea why? |
| Ultimatecalibur10-07-07, 06:48 AM | Nakajima: :rolleye2: Ren calls me uncle because it is as a term of respect for a older male figure that someone is familiar with here. As to why he thought you should come here, it is because I'm fairly experienced with multi-dimensional heroics. If you don't like he fact that its a slow weekend... I can make sure it's not. :schemes: Ilt and Elina: No, thank you! We're fine. Nakajima: Take the Jiyuwasuremono. It's parked outback, it has a built in D-engine and a fully stocked bar. Ilt: Uh... thank you? Nakajima: Hey, Ren come over here. Lotus walks over to him and Nakajima whispers something in his ear. OOC: Nakajima just whispered a command line that insured that the the group will do some or all of the following: Face a multi-dimensional empire. Encounter a sane Forgotten Freedom. Land in an alternate SoC. End up in a world where Breland won the Last War. End up in a world where Karrnath won the Last War. etc. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-07-07, 08:39 AM | 2.Encounter a sane Forgotten Freedom. OOcat: :OMG! ARE YOU COMPLETELY FLIPPED?!?! THAT'LL CREATE A CAUSALITY IMPASS THAT COULD DESTROY THE WHOLE OF EXISTENCE! |
| Demonfey10-07-07, 11:59 AM | Ilt: Okay, we'll do four and five. Naka: How did you know? Ilt: I read the posts. And thanks to other EBNE intervention, this is a choice now.:D |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-07-07, 01:37 PM | OOcat: No, no, no. If you really want to throw them for a loop drop them in a world where Aundair won the Last War. :D |
| Demonfey10-07-07, 01:46 PM | Ilt: I'd prefer not to. That world would break their minds. Elina: We live on the Forgotten Freedom. How could anything be strange enough to do that? Ilt: Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you... *Later, because exposing others to the horror that is Aundair winning the Last War would probably be severely against the code of conduct* Elina, Dorvos, and Lotus are curled up in the fetal position, rocking back and forth. All three: :twitch: Elina: The horror, the horror... Dorvos: *whimpering noises* (How could kind and merciful gods let something so horrible exist?) Lotus: I'm not even from the right material and I find it disturbing beyond all measure... Ilt: I warned you. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-07-07, 03:28 PM | Bullywug: O'nn, hu'n, hu'n, now we 'ave you in our clutchez! |
| rampant10-07-07, 06:47 PM | Corre - So dorvos is out plane hopping, Teiza is out reminding everyone she's an absolute terror, and Mommy is pregnant, which is making Mother neurotic. Tear - Mew (yep) Corre - Geeze even at home I'm left out of the script... Where's my hammer? ------------------------------- OORampant - doom senses tingling! |
| Demonfey10-07-07, 11:19 PM | Lotus, Elina and Dorvos are still muttering when Ilt's underused character senses kick in. Ilt: Hang on. *Teleport noise that isn't copyrighted* He appears on the FF, behind Corre. Ilt: Come on, Corre. Just no stabbing me through the gk-...same gods damn spot. I swear it's the exact same damn spot. Corre: Don't sneak up on me like that! Ilt: Sorry, part of what I do. Anyway, want to go planehopping? |
| rampant10-08-07, 12:48 AM | Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmm Corre - Hey! I am not a whiney tag along! Ilt - Hey What happened to his subtitles! Corre - Those dissapear whenever there is someone who actually knows what he's saying and can talk back. |
| Demonfey10-08-07, 01:33 AM | Ilt: You two gonna continue like this for the rest of the trip? Corre: It's likely. Ilt: Alright, just checking. He brings the ship to a bearing. Ilt: Next stop, Faerun. It should have some creatures that'll take more than six seconds for you guys to dispatch. |
| Paulon10-08-07, 01:39 AM | OOPaulon: Like Ao maybe? |
| rampant10-08-07, 01:41 AM | Mittens - Mew (I brought barbeque sauce!) Tear - Meow ( How do end up coming along on these crazy expeditions? ) Mittens - Merow ( What do I look like? a cleric of Cin Ametic? ) |
| Demonfey10-08-07, 01:52 AM | Ilt: Perhaps. Or some of the dragons in rage. They probably have half force prismatic dragon great wyrms there... |
| rampant10-08-07, 02:33 AM | OORampant - actually FR dragons don't rage anymore, not since the year of rogue dragons, and besides many dragons are actually weaker under the influence of that old spell, it deprives them of their intellect, and encourages rash behavior. ------------------------------------------ Corre - ooooh pretty Can I keep it? Ilt - No Corre let the chaos roc go. |
| DungeonJman10-08-07, 09:56 AM | (They then see a group of normal adventurers happen upon a 2 hour old Prismatic Wyrmling) Prismatic Wyrmling: Play with me! Adventurers: No! *The Wyrmling then blasts them to bits or into another plane before curling back up for a nap* |
| Demonfey10-08-07, 12:27 PM | Corre: Pleaaaaaaaase?:bigeyes: Ilt: No! Dragons are a big responsibility, and your family hardly mentions the one it has! |
| rampant10-08-07, 12:56 PM | Uberfied three-headed Prismatic dragon - Um actually that's my fault, I've been working on the next big monster movie. Ilt - Oh, ...so how's the acting biz? Uby - I dunno, I'm the director. |
| Demonfey10-08-07, 11:45 PM | Ilt: My point still stands. Talk to your parents if you really want one. Dorvos: Hmmm. Corre: Yeah, another dragon probably wouldn't be welcome with the baby coming along. Ilt: So, anything you guys want to do while here? |
| Paulon10-09-07, 12:05 AM | OOPaulon: If they go on a god-killing spree, they could help WotC set up Faerun for 4th Edition. :P (OOC: From what I've heard, a FF visitation is as valid an explanation as any for that...) |
| rampant10-09-07, 12:31 AM | Ilt - Eliastree! Please there are children Present! *scroll of summon sackcloth* Eliastree - *ka-Cloth'd* hey! Corre - Cute! *huggle attack* Malar (beast form) - help me! *ka-glomped* Mystra - ooooh do you know any jazz Dorvos - :cool: |
| Demonfey10-09-07, 12:38 AM | Ilt: /Nelson laugh/ Ha-ha! Malar currently has ribbons in his hair/mane. Malar::mad: My followers should've eaten you. |
| rampant10-09-07, 01:02 AM | Lolth - I am not a Pony! Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmm Corre - giddyup! ------------------------------------------ Tempus - Stop poking me! Corre - :fight!: ---------------------------- Sune - :bigeyes: Dorvos - :bigeyes: Lotus - gah! too much cute! :ghosted: |
| Demonfey10-09-07, 02:41 PM | Dorvos: Hmmmmm Corre: Why would you bet on Shar? Ilt (with bags of popcorn): Here're the snacks. Who's winning? Lotus (With sodas): We miss anything good? Corre: No, just some trash talk. *Shows them watching Elina and Shar fighting* Elina: Mom was the better goddess of shadows! Shar: No, I am! |
| rampant10-09-07, 05:50 PM | Corre - My mom could beat up your mom. Eliastree - :mad: ------------------------ Ao - *munch munch munch* Mystra - Aren't you going to do anything about them? Ao - Yo birdie! got any butter for this? *holds up bowl of popcorn* |
| rampant10-10-07, 04:42 PM | Ilt - I think we need to go annoy someone else. Dorvos - hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ilt - Losing your subtitles must really annoy you Dorvos - :mad: Ilt - Where to next? Dorvos - *holds up a planar map* Ilt - Decisions decisions |
| demonfey0210-10-07, 05:08 PM | OODF: Stupid gleemax protocols, making me try to remember an email address I haven't even used in years...:rant: Will respond IG later. Having trouble thinking of a good place. |
| Charles Phipps10-10-07, 07:27 PM | Lotus: :cloud9: Elina: Weird, you'd think he'd never had his ears scratched and his tummy rubbed before. *** Sarah: HOW long is she going to be staying? Lilly: It's not been that long? Sarah: IT'S BEEN NINE MONTHS! Lilly: We immortals measure time differently than mortals. Sarah: YOU ARE NOT IMMORTAL! |
| rampant10-10-07, 07:30 PM | Tirmek - I happen to know for a fact that there is a deep dark pit of hell-fire waiting for you. Lily - That doesn't sound like dolrruh Tirmek - (i.h.h. so worth the 3,000 gold to have his afterlife papers altered) |
| Charles Phipps10-10-07, 08:45 PM | When Lilly finally dies Balor: Huh huh huh.... Lilly: :weep: Balor: I'm going to.... Lilly: THANK YOU DOL ARRAH! Balor: :confused: *conjures Holy Avenger* Lilly: It's just how I dreamed it would be! |
| demonfey0210-10-07, 09:11 PM | Ilt: Hm...elemental planes would probably be boring. Already hit Rokugan, Faerun...Asgard? No, then I'd be hit by more lightning when I head back...plane of shadow is boring...mess with the nobles on Birthright by being able to actually fight back and not be descended from royalty? Dorvos: Hmmmm... Ilt: Um...anyone seen Corre? *A few minutes later, the entire ship's covered in loot.* Ilt: Well, that was boring. Thought there'd be more guards. Corre: Yeah. Where next? Ilt: Now lunch. *Few minutes later, all the loot's gone* Ilt: Knew hitting the plane full of rich people first would be a good idea. |
| rampant10-11-07, 09:29 PM | At Red Leviathan Ilt - I would've thought you'd want to go to Dragon Meat Den. Corre - After a huge haul like that I decided to eat somewhere a bit nicer. Ilt - Thus the formal duds? Dorvos - hmmmmmmm Corre - the bow tie is not choking you Elina - Where'd you get that dress Corre? Corre - Like it? it's the graduation gown for EE. Elina - I love the way you braided the ribbon intoyour hair, it's quite striking with the black ribbon, on your red hair. Corre - Oh thank you, I just love your outfit. Lotus - :weep: Dorvos - Hmmmmm:surrender Ilt - OOoooh felled by girl talk attack |
| demonfey0210-12-07, 04:31 PM | Corre and Elina are still talking to each other. Ilt (ihh): Must not gnaw off foot to escape, must not gnaw off foot to escape, must not gnaw off foot to escape, must not gnaw off foot to escape... 13: :D |
| demonfey0210-12-07, 11:59 PM | *After lunch* Ilt: So, who wants dessert? Everyone raises their hands. Ilt: Got cold weather outfits? Because the next stop's the Plain of Ice Cream on the Elemental Plane of Dairy. |
| rampant10-13-07, 12:06 AM | Dorvos - mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Ilt - We aren't going to tear his attencion away from the chocolate are we? Corre - You should see him when Mommy makes cookies. Elina - Yeah it's scary. Lotus - One scoop of green tea ice cream please. |
| demonfey0210-13-07, 01:58 AM | Ilt: Um... Lotus: Well? Ilt: I think it's that green dune over there. Might be mint, though. |
| Norr10-13-07, 08:23 AM | http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/070709.jpg Sarah - *sigh* I think Lillycat has worms again. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-13-07, 09:49 AM | Teiza peeks around the corner. The group had made it's way up to Carver's box, and they were now trying to formulate a plan. Teiza: I only see two of them. One's a tall human with a beard and a build that suggests he favors kicking. The other is a short, green goblin-like things with long pointed ears. I say we just rush them. Scias: *scribble* You saw some of the warriors who compete here. What if Carver hires the best? Teiza: If they're actually any good we'll bring in Telfon for backup. Announcer: Ooooo, and Telfon is the first eliminated. And according to the rules that means he gets sent straight home. Teiza: Bloody Mol. Okay, I'm going in. Scias: *scribble*— Teiza: YAAAAAHHHH!!!! *rush* Scias: :eek:……………:gah:……:blink:………………:mymy:………… :uh-huh:…………………:nonono:……………………:shocked:………… …………………………:OMG! Teiza is now being held upside-down by the tall man, securely restrained. Rip too. Short, green guy: Give yourselves up. Outclassed, you are. Scias: :surrender |
| rampant10-13-07, 12:39 PM | Teiza - Hands Off! Tall guy - OUCH! Teiza's Crystals form a spiked armor over her. Teiza - DIE!!!!!!!!! ------------------------ Green dude - Again she tries. Stubborn she is. Teiza - *from inside a specially enchanted box* When I get outta here your lower jaws, beat you death with them I will. GAH! Now he's got me doing it! -------------------------------------------------------------------- OOC: I nominate Norr for a :mymy: for twisted use of VG cats |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-13-07, 07:36 PM | The sign next to the door to Erk's Place: The winner of last night's "What if……?" contest was Drunk Imperial Marine #3 with "What if Lilly was an alien invader?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okl-qDUTBvY&mode=related&search=) |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-13-07, 07:48 PM | The sign next to the door to Erk's Place: The winner of last night's "What if……?" contest was Drunk Imperial Marine #3 with "What if Lilly was an alien invader?" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Okl-qDUTBvY&mode=related&search=)OOC: :mymy: :shocked: :OMG! :D :bounce: :cheer: :clap: :bow: Lilly as Zim... Best...video...ever... In honor of this achievement...er....here's a sandwich. No secret missions to dubious locations at this time, unfortunately. |
| demonfey0210-13-07, 09:09 PM | Ilt: Okay, three, two, one, GO! Two toboggans head downhill at top speed, girls versus guys. The four: WHEE! They cross a line, where Ilt takes a picture. Ilt: Let's see, it is...a tie. Both of your teams had tentacles stretch past the finish line at the same time. OOC: Lily as Zim would explain a lot, actually... |
| rampant10-14-07, 02:53 AM | Tirmek - I'm not going to sleep this week am I? Sarah - Nope, we gotta an eye on Lily and R. Elina. Tirmek - I'm not old enough to get drunk enough to deal with this. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-14-07, 10:53 AM | And now, a new feature: Tales from Erk’s Place Because we have nothing better to write about. Mr. T and Erk are installing a new TV above the bar. Erk holds it against the wall while Mr. T screws in the bolts. Vecna comes in. Yes, Vecna (http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/dd_gallery/dd1/Vecna_p95.jpg): skeletal lich with one eye and one hand. Vecna: Hey, Erk, real high-tech looking piece of equipment you got there. Erk: Latest reinforced model. Plus it's hooked up to our new multidimensional cable service. Mr. T finishes and Erk releases the TV. He picks up the remote. Erk: Any first requests? Vecna: Yeah. A buddy of mine from SAPS— Lucky: SAPS? Vecna: Society Anticipating Promotion to Supremeness. We're a major villain order. Anyway, there's a bunch of us who're undead skeletons who get together regularly, and one of them has his own TV show. Turn to channel Greyskull. Erk: *remote click* TV: The Skeletor Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zBGW6CdlWo) |
| rampant10-14-07, 02:24 PM | FIGHT!! Corre - EEHAHAHAHAHAHA :evillaugh, *raging mongoose flurry* M.Bison - GET IT AWAY FROM ME! Ilt - Maybe coming to the street fighter universe was a bad idea. Elina - Lotus wait that's not gonna- Ryu - HADOKEN! Lotus - :( mommy |
| demonfey0210-14-07, 07:40 PM | Ilt: This should fit a little better. Corre: EEHAHAHAHAHAHA! Nightmare: Flee, for the destroyer has come! Lotus: What moves can you teach me, master? Mitsurgi: Well, first you take this pose... Elina: Who am I supposed to fight in my category? Ilt: Um...go beat on the final boss. He blocks a blow from Yoshimitsu before retaliating. Dorvos: Hm? Lizard Man: Blargh. |
| rampant10-14-07, 09:36 PM | Ilt - No Corre you can't keep Knightmare's sword. Dorvos give maxi back his 'chucks. Elina let him have some dignity, stop ripping his limbs off. |
| demonfey0210-14-07, 09:39 PM | Ilt: Lotus...well, okay, you keep doing what you're doing. |
| rampant10-15-07, 01:32 PM | Ilt - Dammit Corre they need those! ---------------------------------------------- 5 years later Taki - Where's the soul calibur? Sigfried - About that *anime sweatdrop* Cervantes - Ah who cares Sophitia - He just hasn't been the same since that little girl stole the soul edge. ---------------------------------------------------- An idylic island scene Boy - I sense impending doom. Tall lanky dog person - ahyuck! Short quacky duck person - ruquack qurak quack! ------------------------------ Elina - This realm seems familiar |
| demonfey0210-15-07, 05:15 PM | Elina: Come on, can I please launch a bigby's tactical nuke into it? I'll only use one! Ilt: No. You'll vaporize all the loot. Settle for burning people's faces off? Elina: ...fine. |
| rampant10-15-07, 09:04 PM | Aomas - (angel of mist and stone) How much longer!?! Crieg d'Cannith - Not long, the final components are being installed, after that it's up to Segger and your self. Segger D'Orien - The rituals were completed an hour ago, the passage is a s prepped as it's going to get without an anchor. Aomas - Finally! I'll be able to open a portal to my home and bring forth my legions. Crieg - :confused: why did you need to say that? Aomas - On the off-chance we capture an enemy spy I'll be able to resist telling them the plan. Segger - Your first time working for a super villain? Crieg - Well directly atleast, I am a Cannith. Aomas grips a small black object the size of a pumpkin seed as he awaits the coming of his legion and day he can finally get rid of the accursed thing. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Aoa - (angel of Adamantine) *holds up a compass like device that points towards thrane, while glowinga strange red colow* Forget the boy! We have more urgent matters, the seed is on this world! Silverware - *bardic Knowledge check* Oh crap! Sanir - what? Lackris - That means the Angels of the 12 moons are here! ------------------------------------------------ OOC: Anyone who wants in drop me a line, Kaizer, Kale you two might want to check in on this. |
| demonfey0210-15-07, 09:17 PM | So, is this going to be a parody on the anime X? |
| rampant10-15-07, 09:34 PM | OOC: No. This is something I've been setting up for a while, further details can be recieved by PMing me, or Will be revealed as the story progresses. |
| demonfey0210-15-07, 09:41 PM | Okay. Just checking. Ilt: Aw, no Inuki... |
| Norr10-16-07, 08:29 AM | Reforged - I think I need a pressure-release valve... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-16-07, 10:48 AM | With Teiza and Rip captured the rescue team is lead into Mr. Carver's box. Mr. Carver (a pikachu, for those of you who've forgotten) stands on a coffee table. His wife (human woman with spiky black hair) reclines on a couch behind him. Chu is sitting off to the side, flanked by two copper-colored metallic golems. She stands up at the arrival of her friends. Scias: (upon seeing the new outfit Chu is wearing): :blush: Uh, you look good. Chu had on an outfit similar to a non-sleeved silk chengosam, the difference being that this hung like a tight coat rather than hugging the body completely, plus it extended down to the ground. It was closed in front with a series of band clasps that were colored copper, matching Chu's skin but contrasting to the cream white of the fabric. Rather than her boots she had on a pair of copper-embroidered slippers. Scias: Really good—:mymy:…Where'd my stutter go? Mr. Carver held a tiny figurine of a pig wearing a blue coat and bow tie. Mr. Carver: I stole it. Chi: That explains why you're the one holding the contest. Mr. Carver: Partially. Teiza (from inside the box): Parts are what you're going to be when I get out of here! You have no idea who you're messing with! I'm— Mr. Carver: —Miss Teiza d'Borisheel, daughter of Satnak d'Borisheel, the Deicide, and Serene, created daughter of Terrek. Sister to Corre and Dorvos. You are a Shadowcaster/totemist with unarmed fighting moves, and you use an axe that serves mainly as a shield and mystic focus, but it can still leave a nasty bite. You have many more shadow powers than incarnum abilities at this point, and of course you have the living crystal, which you use as a sort of armor, and to boost your unarmed attacks with blades or spikes, not so much the ribbons/chains/tendrils that the rest of your family favors. You have some limited psionic ability, most of which you dedicate to mental defense and manipulating your other abilities. As far as your personality/mentality, you are very prideful about your abilities, but simultaneously aggravated by the idea that your shadow mastery is inferior to those born to it, and the fact that you'll never be as good at shadow manipulation as your late Sesei. You are also highly possesive of people. For example, you took Corre's choice to study at the Emerald Empress Academy for 5 years as a personal slight, and you consider both Scias and Momo to be your friends/minions first and foremost. (And interestingly this is part of a deeper obsession your subliminating because your still a tad too young to completely understand it.) Further more your are frustrated by your inability to out maneuver your more agile siblings. You feels stiff and slow compared to Dorvos and Corre, so you compensate by focusing on your superior physical strength. All noise from the box stopped instantly. Scias: She's going to kill you when she gets out of there. Mr. Carver: I highly doubt that. Everyone waited a minute for further explanation, but there was none forthcoming. Mr. Carver: Did you actually think I'd reveal the secret of how to escape from that box? I did not get where I am today by giving away all my secrets just because I feel confident. Scias: You couldn't know that much about Teiza. I mean, you'd have to have a network better than my mom's. Chi: Carver……that names is starting to sound familiar……Carver Media? Mr. Carver: Very good, Miss Chi. Yes, I did in fact at one time run a media corporation on your world. However, we had a little run-in with a cross-dressing secret agent……… (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxZsASOx4ow&mode=related&search=) OOC: Truthfully this whole storyline was an excuse to use this video. We would like it if no one did anything with this story right now. We will finish it up soon. |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-16-07, 11:28 AM | OOC: :twitch: Must...find...trophy... :twitch: Must...properly...reward...for plot...based on...youtube video... :twitch: Here you go: :emp: |
| rampant10-16-07, 08:58 PM | OOC: Not related to the angel plot ----------------------------------------- Serene - It's really an amazing feeling holding a life inside yourself. Satnak - :zzz: ...serene... Serene - :) she's cute when she's sleeping ------------------------------------------------- A cloaked figure walks slowly towards the Forgotten freedom, yes walking in midair. As the figure nears the hull the wood warps around it so as to allow passage. ---------------------------- Figure - You carry the child that shall unravel the universe. Serene - :eek: Satnak - :zzz: :confused: :mad: DIEEEEEE! Satnak blinks behind the cloaked figure her fists glowing grey Figure - *gestures towards the wall* Satnak is slammed into the wall and is stuck there. Serene - Who are you and why didn't that trick break the wall? Figure - I will be back for the child. *turns to leave* Satnak - RAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! Satnak's energitc wings burst back from under the flour to encapsulate the figure. Satnak - That felt wierd. Figure - *behind Satnak and walking away* She's quick almost grazed me *vanish* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-16-07, 09:47 PM | OOCarver: I believe he must have read my book on how to deal with übers. Bunny: I don't care if you're a main villain right now, no being in the Commentary Box. *BOOT* |
| rampant10-17-07, 01:56 PM | Aomas - Are the tunnels complete? Segger - No sir Crieg- The eastern array is ready, but the others are only half way set with the security measures you ordered, and the Southern array hasn't even finished being dug out. Aomas - Fine then we'll work with that for now. Activate the portal. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aoa - *holding up a strange small green humanoid* Dammit Sanir get out of there! Green dude - Please milord no need to shout! Aoa - Grrrrr Get that idiot out of there befor the portal scramples communications with his implant! -------------------------------------------- Sanir - *lurking in the shadows 25 feet behind Aomas* (i.h.h. tell the boss I'm taking the shot) -------------------------------------------------- Aoa - NO DAMMIT! Green dude - You're crushing me! Aoa - GEt him back now! --------------------------------- Sanir - (i.h.h. got yo- *gets teleported out* Aomas - Som-Gah! Aomas turned as he detected the teleport, thus saving his back from the dagger that Sanir had launched just as he was wisked away. Buried only a centimeter into the angel's stony shoulder it exploded. Knocking out a decent sized chip. Aomas snarls as the damaged area seals over, his hardened components could be sealed quickly, but true repair would take a few minutes. Aomas - That is why I asked for the channel bars to bleed some of the planar warp thorugh out the complex, to prevent that! --------------------------------------------------------------- Aoa - DAMMIT SANIR YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE RECON! NOW HE KNOWS WE'RE HERE! Sanir - Oh come on, there's no evidence it was us boss. I used an exploding blade. Aoa - And how many people on this world use exploding blades made of Scavenger bones? Sanir - ...:censored: |
| Charles Phipps10-17-07, 07:51 PM | http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?cat=14 You'll guys will love this |
| Charles Phipps10-17-07, 07:56 PM | Lotus: *puts on headband* *puts on White Gi* I am now, Ken! Lilly: No, *I'M* Ken. Elina: Lilly!? Elinasaki: KAWAI! Lilly: Yeah, we're visiting the Street Fighter universe. Lotus: I see, at last, my alternate universe doppleganger! Lilly: Just what I was thinking! *Lilly starts bashing Lotus with a wrench* *Lotus whams him with a iron fan* Lotus: Ha! Katana! Lilly: Ha! Broadsword! Elinasaki: Want to trade permanently? I like Western Vroom Vroom! Elina: :confused: |
| rampant10-17-07, 07:58 PM | http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?cat=14 You'll guys will love this Lily - Wow it's been a while since saw those guys. I missed having a horse that wasn't girlier than Elina. ----------------------------------------- Watching the Lily fight Tirmek - I'm recording this so i can enjoy this for the rest my life. |
| Charles Phipps10-17-07, 09:03 PM | Lotus: TIGER DEMON ATTACK! *pulls Pokeball out and summons R. Tirmek* R. Tirmek: I truly hate you. Lilly: Tirmek, I choose you! Tirmek: What the.... Lilly: GATE SPELL *Tirmek pops 10 feet over as he's Gated in by Lilly* Tirmek: OH :censored: no! Lilly: I learned some summoning magic at Hogwash! R. Lilly: KILL! Lilly: Who knew that Tirmek's true name was Seymour. R. Tirmek: It's like my worst nightmare. A Panther me. |
| rampant10-17-07, 09:24 PM | Tirmek - You know you have no bins against attacking the jerk in the metal armor. R. Tirmek - And you have none against mister wears bamboo everywhere. Lily - I think this plan just back fired Lotus - Indeed Tirmeks - DIE! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-17-07, 09:47 PM | OOC: That's nothing. We're currently playing a D&D game with: An elven male druid who's married to a wolf female. ("Married" in the Forgotten Freedom sense. "Wolf" as in animal companion……and she's Large size now.) A human male ranger who just found out that the large gap in his memory was actually a relationship with a gold dragon. (No polymorph. Let's just say it was ironic that we'd already been making jokes about enlarge person.) Also, they had a kid, who's traveling with us. A gnome male bard who plays the air guitar and has a kobold cohort who speaks only in Ebonics. (The gnome was named team leader, so we (that is, Silvercat) call him Heightless Leader. :D) (Us) Human female swashbuckler/rogue who regularly sneaks into temples to "visit" the priestesses. |
| urial angel of death10-17-07, 10:02 PM | Buenos Aires The dust is settling no that the battle against ravenous mythos beings has come to an end. Our heroes are currently recovering and discovering that their party balance is somewhat off. Tirmek: So you’re saying that none of you can heal my broken leg. Lilly: Nope our party is entirely focused on weapon fighting and cybernetics. Tirmek: Didn’t it enter any of your minds to play a cleric, the single most essential role in any party? The wind around them stirs up into a violent storm as a helicopter descends. Deis: Yes just not the positive energy kind. Myrr: Holy ****! Deis I didn’t expect to see you again so soon! Deis: Well get used to it I’m staying to you guy fail. Lilly: Wait Myrr how do you know her? Myrr: Through relations of my father. Tirmek: So someone we shouldn’t trust? After all she is one of them isn’t she? Myrr: I don’t know. Deis: Guys come on we have to get out of here, and there’s no time for the whole should we/shouldn’t we scene. Little flusher boy in the chopper says that something big is coming this way. Lilly: No way in hell *****! Deis puts on dark sunglasses and strips back the flesh on her arm to reveal shadow stuff mixed with the chaos of Xoriat underneath. Deis: *Austrian accent* Come with me if you want to live. Senior: Oh no Terminator quotes, she’s pulling out the big guns. Lilly: Oh fine. Just as the aircraft takes off, new heroes in tow, Nalfien’s fires light the city ablaze. OOC: Sorry for the long absense. Half Life 2, Final Fantasy 7, and school are consuming my life. |
| demonfey0210-18-07, 12:08 AM | Ilt: Glad I don't have to put up with this :censored:. A ninja raptoran sits down next to him. Ninja: ... Ilt: Yep, so glad I don't have to put up with it... except for my mirror self who's a psionic ninja. Ninja: ... A couple bags of popcorn levitate towards them. Then Sarah gnaws on him. |
| DungeonJman10-18-07, 10:45 PM | OODungeonJ: You think that's bad? Alternate OODungeonJ: I'm not even from a D&D Setting... Both: I shouldn't even have an alternate self! OODungeonJ: Wait, so exactly how are you different from me? Alternate: I'm part of a Rokugan version of this thread, along with alternates of everyone else here...and... *grabs OODungeonJ by the throat* OODungeonJ: *gasping for air* I...though...this...wasn't...the...Mirro r...Universe...gaack! Mirror DungeonJ: Evil is as evil does... *then gets beaten over the head by a baseball bat* Evil DungeonJ: No way in heck you're stealing MY job.... |
| rampant10-19-07, 04:04 AM | Dorvos - ... R. Dorvos - (has white face paint on) Dorvos - mhmhmhmhmhmhmhm (NOH! :mad: ) |
| rampant10-19-07, 09:07 PM | Maladren - Huh? my brain itches? ----------------------------------------- Little green dude - Milord the runt is here. Aoa - So? Little Green Dude - She's been working for the target for years now. Aoa - So the little brat does have some of his father in him. Little Green Dude - Not enough for her tastes milord. Aoa - Interesting |
| demonfey0210-20-07, 02:31 AM | Ilt: Hey, down in front! I'm trying to watch the mauling! Aoa: Will you stop throwing popcorn at me? |
| rampant10-20-07, 12:54 PM | Tirmek - Destroyed: One portable extradimension data-organic conversion storage module. R.Tirmek - Deleted, whole last semester of summonning classes. Tirmek - Ok then now that dumb and dumber are down. R.Tirmek and Tirmek - THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! Sarah - Oh gods He's been watching Highlander again:rolleyes: R.Sarah and Sarah - CUT IT OUT! Tirmek and R.Tirmek - Yeas dear:hides: |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-20-07, 02:15 PM | As the new members of the group stand aghast at the devistation wrought by Nalfein, only Myrr notices three, well, calling them "creatures" would be pushing it, and calling them "things" wouldn't quite capture it, so they'll just be called what they are, symbiotes crawl onto and around Deis's body. Myrr: When'd you get new ones? Deis: :cloud9: They're just precious, aren't they? They're only a day old, and already they know what to do. Mommy's so proud. :cloud9: Myrr: :nonono: How many did you use? Deis: Hmmm...six live and twelve dead nameless NPC's. Myrr: That's not so bad. Deis: A few of them got to speak. Myrr: Great, so they've got special abilities. Just what we needed from a potential betrayer. Deis: So long as it seems like they have a chance to win, I won't. That was my condition for survival. Myrr: I'm still trying to figure out how you survived at all. I saw you caught and shredded between the seal and this realm. Not even you could survive the twisted energy. Deis: My twin was to much of a softy for her own good. Myrr: Was? You mean...Nina's... Deis: Dead, yes. This is actually her body, modified by my own preferences. Myrr: Still going with the sexy snake-girl look. Deis: *poses* And I might just be able to get what I want before this realm comes crashing down. Myrr: :uh-huh: You mean she- Deis: :devil: I got my tongue in her mouth, and she liked it, despite the fact that she pushed me away. She said she wants to keep me as a "pet". :cloud9: Myrr: :twitch: My Dad! Does your family have a submissive streak or something?! Deis: :smirk: After all this time, it should come as no suprise. Especially after you and Momo- Myrr: Not another word out of you on that. The cage and feeders were her idea. Deis: :D She gave a whole new meaning to the term ":censored: like rabbits". *on the other side of the 'copter* Tirmek: :yuck: What are those things crawling on her? They look like giant bugs crossed with leeches and jellyfish. Lisa: Symbiotes. Small creatures bound to her that act as helpers to enhance her abilities. Tirmek: You don't seem perturbed by this at all. Lisa: I've experienced things more disgusting. Tirmek: Like? Lisa: I was her mother. Well...father actually. But I was still female. She takes after her actual mother. Tirmek: :OMG! Too much info! Lisa: *anime sweatdrop* Eh heh...sorry. Tirmek: I probably shouldn't ask, but...how'd she get them? Lisa: :twitch: You don't want to know. Michael: *rocking softly in the corner* Oh, god, the squishing, gooey horror! So much slime... So many things I never wanted to see about her inner workings... Satnak: I thought it was cool. I don't know what your guy's problem is. Dorvos: :D |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-20-07, 04:04 PM | OOC: Sorry, but I have to do this. IC: Rose's journey to truly cure his vampirism had been a grueling one. Beset by monsters, chased by horrors from beyond, transformed into a Cat Shifter, and now he had been stranded on an island somewhere in the middle of nowhere, barely conscious as he lay on the beach. http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/071015.jpg |
| rampant10-20-07, 04:28 PM | Deis - Whatcha doing? Satnak - Sketching out some ideas for a terrarium. No one uses the roof of my arpartment building so I think I'll just expand my Green house out. Deis - You were serious about keeping me in a Terrarium? Satnak - Well yeah assuming the building is still standing. Deis - ... Ok that is... Ok yeah I see what's going on Serene must be in there too. Satnak - :confused: Deis - nevermind, ... Do I get a heated rock? |
| Norr10-20-07, 04:30 PM | OOZarr - I'm starting to think we died back there... OOMirr - He did post our stats but... I'm considering it a possibility. OOZarr - So? *pokes Norr* you planning on giving us some screen time or what? o_ONorr - Huh? Who're you guys? OOZarr - :mad: OOMirr - must not stab... must not stab... lawful good... lawful good... OONorr - Oh, now I remember. I'm sorry, but I haven't given it much thought recently. Maybe it's for the best you guys just... erh... end the story at the bottom of that hole... OOMirr - *snaps* I announce an alignment shift to Lawful Evil. OOZarr - No way, you're supposed to be holding me back. I am stabbing OONorr! With my Whip! OONorr and OOMirr - Whuh? you cant do that! OONorr - I'm the Creator! OOMirr - You can't stab someone with a whip! OONorr - Maybe he meant an Ego Whip? OOZarr - Thanks for the suggestion :devil: Ego Whip! OONorr - AARGH! I'm so insecure! OOZarr - Hi... I'm... I'm a psion... I stab people... In the brain... OOMirr - That's Awesome! ^_^ OONorr - Aren't you supposed to be LG? OOMirr - A wise man once said "Make your character personality vauge enough, and you can justify anything to be within your alignment." OONorr - But... Didn't I make your personality? OOMirr - You have only yourself to blame :D |
| Charles Phipps10-20-07, 04:37 PM | What if Lilly and Tirmek were World of Warcraft Players? http://archive.lfgcomic.com/lfg0001.gif Tirmek: I call libel! That's nothing like me! Lilly: I don't know, I think it accurately reflects you. Tirmek: You liar, I'm not a homicidal maniac! Lilly: What are you talking about? I'm the Caster. Tirmek: :mymy: Lilly: And your race is EVIL, Tirmek. That's all it'll ever be so, DIE DIE DIE DIE! :evillaugh Elina: How is he still a Paladin? Sarah: Actually, he's been a Blackguard for years, he's just lazy in updating his character sheet. |
| rampant10-20-07, 06:11 PM | Tirmek - Lily, May I remind you of one fact? Lily - What? Tirmek - *KICK* Lily - ::mymy: :gel: :ghosted: Tirmek - Regardless of alignment, I will always be sneakier, and fight dirtier. ----------------------------------------------------- In the Fortress of Terror on Satnak's Eberron. Nither (Female NE Half-Fiend (Balor) Half-Nazarune Rakshasa Incarnate (evil) / Lurk / Crusader of Ravanna) - Do you feel that? Ylil (Male Half-Elf LE Favored Soul (13th moon) /Blackgaurd(prestigious)/ Warlock / Eldritch Disciple) - No Milady Nither - It felt like somewhere, someone, ... needed a noogie. |
| Charles Phipps10-20-07, 06:30 PM | Lilly: Except, you lack one thing. Tirmek: What? Lilly: Elf Blood. *His aura of Elf awesome burns Tirmek away* *Tirmek Reincarnates* Tirmek: Wow....that is actually the worst possible way to die. Lilly: Imagine what a full blooded elf would do. *Leogolas walks in* *Lilly melts into a puddle* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-20-07, 06:41 PM | OOrampant: Get to work and finish up your plotline! *whu-pish!* OOC: Just thought we'd save you the trouble. OOrampant: Did I say you could make comments! Work, slave! |
| rampant10-20-07, 06:41 PM | Tirmek - I'll have you know I am 1/2 Khoravar! Lily - :confused: Tirmek - Translates to 1/4 elf. |
| Charles Phipps10-20-07, 06:49 PM | Lilly: BROTHER! Lilly begins snuggling the panther. Tirmek: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME! R. Elina: I like your Lilly, he is very endowed. Elina: :mymy: R. Elina: With great nobility of heart. Elina: Oh. R. Elina: And genitallia. Elina: :mymy: |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-20-07, 07:27 PM | Elina: :twitch: Sarah: Oh, crap, run away! Elina: :twitch: Elven and Evil aura's...so incredibly sexy... :twitch: MUST HAVE! :drool: *TACKLE GLOMPH* Lilly: :gah: AAAAAAAAHHH- oh, wait. :cloud9: *five miles away* Tirmek: I think you gave me jet lag from that shadow jump. Sarah: :embarrass Sorry. I had to act fast. If I know my sister well enough, by now they're doing something that would get this thread banned were it described in anything but vague innuendo. Tirmek: I still don't get why him being incredibly evil sets her off so much. It's embarrasing. Sarah: I'm pretty sure it's an addiction. She's been possessed, influenced, and corrupted by almost all of the more evil powers in this world. Purging all that doesn't mean the lure isn't there anymore. Tirmek: ...I never thought I'd say this, but thank your Mom it's Lilly she's attracted to. Ineffectual evil I can deal with. ----- Hidden off to the side, a certain Half-Succubus is watching as the two lovebirds finish. Miko: (i.h.h.) Gods, I hate her. I'm so much more awesome than she is, yet somehow Lilly picks her. It's gotta be mind control or something. Too bad we're both shapeshifters, cause I could PROVE that mine are bigger if she stopped cheating so much. Ugh! And they're at it again! Those tentacles have to be against the rules somewhere. :mymy: I didn't know she could do th- :gah: That's wrong on so many levels! Maladren: *'pathing from a few rooms down* :tantrum: Dammit, stop thinking so loudly! I don't need those kinds of images! ----- Terra: Feel better? OOKaizer: Much. Haven't done "highly suggestive and disturbing yet completely innocuous innuendo" in a while. Terra: Good. But you must remember something. http://www.bleachexile.com/images/wallpapers/wallpaper-elkayam_yoruichi.jpg Lisa: Just because we're both perma-dead in the thread proper doesn't mean we can't try to kill you for doing that. http://www.chibijin.com/ourcels/misc/Jubei-transformation.jpg OOKaizer: Mommy... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-20-07, 08:39 PM | OOcat: A ninja with a heart-shaped eye-patch? I'm fairly sure that's against the Fashion Accords. 13: You mean like a bunny being death? OOcat: Shut up. |
| DungeonJman10-20-07, 11:45 PM | *takes out the lightsabers again* Sorry Kiddo, FF rules state that when a char's inspiration dies, they kick the bucket. And you were due, what 100 comics ago? Miko: What the... OODungeonJ: Vaapad!! *cuts Miko in half* Ok, wait a minute...she's from the future...did i just mess up something because of that... *checks 4 different calendars* No, i think we're good.... Miko: You realize that this means nothing, especially here... OODungeonJ: Well, since you're only a head and torso now...yes it does... On a side note...urge...to bring up...plan...to destroy all elves...rising!!!! 4.0 DungeonJ: I AM THE END TIMES INCARNATE!!! FEAR ME!!! Planescape DungeonJ: Quiet, you stupid berks... |
| rampant10-21-07, 12:48 AM | And now an update on two secondary charaters. At the door the Ivy's room. WHAM! Ivy comes bursting out with nothing but a towel on! Ivy - FOR THE LOVE OF BAKER HELP ME! A red scaly tail wraps itself around the scrabbling young man. Hyrd - Hyrd still hungry:D Ivy is pulled into the poorly lit room and the door shuts. |
| Kale_Fangblade10-21-07, 07:51 AM | Erandis's office. The office is rather large, with expensive (if disturbingly plush) furniture. Erandis is sat at her desk, her dry and cracked lich skin rapidly being filled with the vigor of life (and youth). On the carpet lies a rapidly dessicating corpse of a black clad assassin, a glowing green runic cirlce on his chest. Wuffles, the giant rotting skeleton, glances up from his basket, chuffs and returns to sleep. On the carpet, the corpse becomes dust. Erandis smiles, her red lips curving, and rises to check out her new youthful body in the mirror. She appeared to be a barely legal young girl, with huge... tracks of land. Erandis: hm, Good. the spell seems to have worked pretty well. And now im quite sure of the lay out of the compound too. Now i think its time to make my moves. Erandis claps her well manicured hands and utters a few spells dipped with shortened truenames. Four complex Arcane Circles form on the floor, glowing various colours before teleporting in their corresponding family members. Naz'roth is the first to appear, dressed in crumpled clothing and without a shirt. Followed by Tara, her face completely red, whose hastily adjusting her clothing. Then Fael'Thas appeared, his fingers bandaged from one of Xiaths bites and last of all Sithis, whose got ear plugs in and reading a book. Naz'roth: You summoned us? and i would like to add at a rather inopportune moment too. Tara blushes deeper. Sithis glances up at the others, Rolls his eyes and removes his ear plugs. Erandis: well, I summoned you all to- Sithis: I dont suppose this is to have family get together is it? its quite obvious that you wouldnt even pay us attention at all if your hopes at continuing the family line didnt rest on us, or you didnt need our help. Erandis: This boy is becoming just as irritating as his grandfather was... Yes, Your right Sithis. I've got information for you all and a reconisense mission for one of you. Feal'Thas: well, I'll listen to the briefing. but I cant help, i promised Xiath i'd take her to watch the younglings at the Island. And you know Xiath gets like if i break promises... not to mention what Ketty will do to me. Naz'roth: My hands are tied as well, Im forbidden from directly meddling in your family affairs. Old Pacts hold tight. Tara: I cant either. the err.. Libary.. needs cleaning :embarrass Sithis sighed and closed his book. Sithis: well, It looks like im going to have to help you on this one Granny. Erandis smiled Erandis: Good Sithis, I was going to ask you anyway. you're ...abilities should help you with this particular mission. You see, as of late, my spies have been turning up some rather perculiar information regarding somthing that several prominant dragonmarked heirs have been working on, Somthing thats been nicknamed the 'Portal' project. Naz'roth: A portal to what? Erandis: we're not sure. though it is most definetly somthing thats designed to break the barriers between universes. Normally, i wouldnt be worried, such things are easily beyond most mortals. but... they've been having an almost disturbing degree of success. so much so that somthing must be helping them out, my spies have told me whispered rumours about some kind of shadowy 'advisor', what this 'advisor' is, im not sure. though its certianly not somthing from our universe. Tara: hm.. intresting...though this cant be all thats worrying you. Erandis: no, your correct Tara. Somthing else is worrying me. Some strange force has been restoring order in Darguun. Some kind of new organisation, the name of which escapes me, i wouldnt be worried if it wasnt for the frankly startling troop movements and the fact that several of my agents have been approached by various people about joining this 'new order'. Sithis: So whats the mission? Erandis: Sithis, I need you to scout out and infiltrate this portal facility and perhaps send some of your friends to investigate this new order. most of all i need to know to where this portal is being opened and who this shadowy advisor is. do you understand? Sithis: of course. I'll go prepare. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-21-07, 08:47 AM | At Carver's box in the Lightening Dome…… Scias: What's all that got to do with Chu? Carver: Haven't you figured it out by now? Scias: I'm the clueless yet attractively principled boy at the center of a harem anime. Carver: Perhaps one of your harem is incredibly perceptive but hasn't said anything about it for no good reason other than dragging the story along? Chu: — Carver: Uh, uh, uh, my dear. :nonono: One must always allow one's opponents to come to their own deduction. Chu: Stop lecturing me! The vibrating of the box stops. Teiza: I AM NOT PART ANY "HAREM"! Scias: Teiza? Teiza: Take a look: He's an electric rat. He's got a human ****. Mrs. Carver: That was uncalled for. Chu: Oh shut up. So far your character's just been window dressing. Mrs. Carver: :thinks: You're right. I demand to speak to the entity in charge. OOcat: Look, I don't have the time to develop you. It's hard enough writing a storyline to come out coherently— Mrs. Carver: It's blatantly sexist. *Long, drawn out argument* Teiza: It looks like we aren't going to reveal anything this post. Chi: 1 + 1 = ………………………:OMG! He's your father? |
| Norr10-21-07, 09:20 AM | OONorr - So you two rats want screen time? OOZarr and OOMirr - Yes! OONorr - And not end up in the bottom of a collapsed well? OOZarr and OOMirr - Yes! OONorr - Oki. OOZarr and OOMirr - Ye... really? OONorr - Yep. OOZarr and OOMirr - YAY! *Norr puts on the DM-hat* OONorr - *harkles* IC: --- A brief crack in reality flashes open as two tiny shapes fall out. They don't fall far before hitting a cold, hard surface. Zarr - Ouch... that kinda hurt... Mirr - Tell me about it. Both - ... Mirr - I can't help but notice that we are, in fact, not buried under a ton of loose soil. Zarr - Yeah, strange feeling isn't it. But... where are we? Mirr - I dunno, I ahven't opened my eyes yet. Zarr - me neither. Mirr - On three? Zarr - Okay. One, two, three! Both - AAARRRGH! Mirr - The Pain! Zarr - My eyes are burning, and not in a good way! Both close their eyes again. Mirr - Okay brother, is this the long lost Prime Material Plane or the Plane of Horrible Burning Light? Zarr - *rubbing his eyes* It could go either way, but why would the ground be cold? Mirr - It's warming. Zarr - Yeah... *removes his paws from his eyes* Y'know, I think I might be getting used to the light... Mirr - You always were a freak for burns... Zarr - *Gingerly opening his eyes* :blink: I'm in heaven... Mirr - :uh-huh: What do you see? Zarr - By the Nalfien I'm in love... Mirr - By the whatinthewhatnow? You're a Nalfienite? ... Kinda explains a few things though... Zarr - Put these on. Mirr - :confused: *puts on a pair of shades* Where the hell did you get... :whoa: The two of them stands on a massively tall building in the middle of a city. Circling overhead is a creature with wings of molten fire, making the skies themselves bleed flame and the clouds weep burning cinders. Beneath them a once proud city is a sea of licking flames. Mirr - You sure this is the Prime? |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-21-07, 02:08 PM | Marlinus: *poke poke* You're totally ignoring us now. OOKaizer: I'm busy, ok? Lapheya: Says the guy who's not paid attention to our plot in so long, he had to go back and read our introduction because he forgot what he named us. Alex: :cool: Except for me. Marlinus: *poke poke* Quiet you. OOKaizer: I'll do it later. Lapheya: :hoppingma That's what you said over a MONTH ago your time! Who knows how long it's been in our time! Black Cloaked Figure: Stop whining. We haven't even been introduced yet! *screen turns to reveal eight other such figures, most tapping their feet or crossing their arms in annoyance* OOKaizer: There's, like, four other plots going on right now, most of which have the needed characters tied up to varying degrees. Our Xemnas analogue isn't ready yet, either. Computerized Female Voice: I'd like to have other lines than just reciting the Restoration percentage... OOKaizer: None for you. |
| rampant10-21-07, 03:36 PM | Harpy (eberron native beasty) - Yo! You in charge? Aoa - What do you want? Harpy - What're these orange freaks doing in my aviery! Aoa - I told you I needed to house some of my troops in your caves, you agreed. Harpy - Yeah! to the grounders, and some other harpies. The grounders are behaving, but what are these fluffy bastards doing in my caverns. Aoa - Those "fluffy bastards" are the harpies. Harpy - No harpy is orange, and pretty. Aoa - They are after generations of Eldritch exposure. Harpy - You mean to tell me those Orange feathered prissies are harpies. Aoa - Yes. Harpy - Where'd you dig up those freaks? Aoa - So far away it's like a whole other world. Harpy - Xen'drick huh? Figures. |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-21-07, 07:46 PM | Chi: 1 + 1 = ………………………:OMG! He's your father?Scias: ...you know, I probably would find that idea weird and possibly disgusting, but- Mr. Carver: Being the offspring of two females, one a Deific Tentacle Monster and the other a Human Paladin Almost-Werewolf, this is par for the course for you. Scias: Pretty much. And being a, um...a, uh... Hey, how old am I now anyway? OOKaizer: *shrugs* Hell if I know. If I added up personal time skips, you'd probably be a grandfather already. I'm gonna say six, may be seven. Scias: Oh, yes, great. That narrows things down SO much. OOKaizer: Fine, you're seven and your birthday was, like, ...a month ago. Scias: :bored: It's so nice to see how much you care. OOKaizer: *defensively* Hey, I haven't made you an uncle yet, have I? Scias: :rolleyes: And I'm shocked beyond belief. Back to the conversation. Being a seven year old with at best the mentality of an eleven year old in a wannabe harem anime- Teiza: :tantrum: I'm not part of a harem! Chi: I think it's a figure of speech. Scias: ...not to mention the only other boy close to my age used with any regularity is Dorvos, weird things are part of every day life. But can I ask you something? Mr. Carver: Sure. Scias: Do you think it'd be possible to get Mr. Beardedchin's autograph? He may be working for you, but he's still Generica's greatest warrior. OOC: :D |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-21-07, 09:01 PM | Scias: Do you think it'd be possible to get Mr. Beardedchin's autograph? He may be working for you, but he's still Generica's greatest warrior. OOC: :D OOC: You may have that :D as your trophy for utilizing our sig. |
| rampant10-21-07, 10:30 PM | Scias - um, You might want to hurry. Mr. Carver - Why the rush? Scias - Teiza's gotten ahold of the box's shadow I figure about 3 minutes before the entire room is filled with flying enchanted shrapnel. Teiza's box - creak Scias - make it two |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-22-07, 09:22 AM | Mr. Carver: That would be quite inadvisable. Scias: Huh? Noise from Box: Sun-shine, lollipops and rainbows… Teiza: AAAAHHH!!! The shadow, IT BURNS! Scias: I think that violates the Thronehold accords. Mr. Carver: Never let ideals such as honor get in the way of being smart. Chu: And you wonder why I think you're a bastard. Chi: So you're her father— Mr. Carver: And I wish to raise her as I see fit. Scias: We'll just file a custody suit. Mr. Carver: Do you really wish to trust this to the Galifarian court system (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXP54rjEy8o)? (WARNING: HARSH LANGUAGE) Scias: No. No, not really. |
| rampant10-22-07, 11:18 AM | Scias - Just saying she's going to get out eventually, and the longer she's in there the more crazed she's gonna be when she gets out. Mr. Carver - Duly noted. |
| demonfey0210-22-07, 12:25 PM | Ilt: Need to do something else, now that the whole multiplanar travel thing seems to have fallen apart... He looks at the other plots quickly. Ilt: ...or I can just sit back and break into one later. But first... He takes the ship and heads towards a specific other Eberron... |
| rampant10-22-07, 12:58 PM | 1. No more spiking the rum with kool-aid. 2. No more using the mast as a catapult. 3. No more water ballooning people from the crow's nest. 4. The crows don't want people stepping through their house at all hours. 5. Stop tying acorns to people's butts. 6. Yes I know it's fun to watch the squirrels mob them. 7. T-rexes are not lizards, their tails don't grow back. 8. So stop eating them. 9. Dammit Dorvos Keep the damned groupies off my ship! 10. Someone Tell Xiath to stop eating the Figure head. |
| rampant10-22-07, 07:47 PM | Dorvos - hmmmm Corre - What're you talking about? Ilt - *turns around to see they're in the elemental plane of water. |
| Charles Phipps10-22-07, 08:20 PM | Forgotten Freedom Rose: BTW, for those of you who want to know what I've been up to. To be honest, I've been in the Forgotten Realms. Elina: What!? When did you get back? Rose: Just now. Elina: I haven't forgiven you for killin....what the hell!? Terra: Hey. Lisa: Hi Sweetums. Elina: :mymy: Sarah: PUPPY POWER HUGGGGGGG! *pounce* Elina: But....but... Rose: I just totally decided to :censored: over the dramatic and powerful ending that our Entities made for us. I figured that it would encourage them to come back from the terminally depressing version of FR. I call it "Image FF" while we're "DC Comics FF" Elina: YAY! Rose: Just promise me you won't show any pictures of what I had to do in that Epic Setting to get you raised Terra. Terra: I bought photos from Elminster! Ha! Let's see what humiliations you endured! http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f350/Willowhugger/Forgotten_Realms_Annual_01_31.jpg Terra: what the... Rose: Okay, maybe it wasn't THAT difficult. There's a lot of lusty female gods in FR. |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-22-07, 09:05 PM | Elina: :bounce: Now you can help us with whatever our bastard Entity is planning! Terra: Sorry, sweetie. The best we could get was manifestations from the reborn Flame. We can be here, but no interfering with plots. Lisa: I'm pretty sure we're only semi-canon, anyway. Elina: :tantrum: Dammit! Lisa: But now we can fawn all over our grandchildren when they get here! :cloud9: Terra: :D When's that gonna be, anyway? Elina: :blush: MOM! I haven't even graduated yet! Terra: :raincloud Lisa: Sarah and Tirmek have to be doing better than that. Elina: They haven't even slept together yet. *Hybrid Sarah wags happily as she carries a very freaked out Tirmek by the scruff of the neck with her teeth as he worriedly glances at the Moons* Elina: With no lack of effort on Sarah's part... |
| rampant10-22-07, 09:08 PM | Xiath - *looks at terra* Chewy? Lisa - Sorry, I'm the only one allowed to chew on her.:D Xiath - *changes targets* *CHOMP* Lisa - I liked that sheild.:( |
| Charles Phipps10-22-07, 09:12 PM | Rose: BTW, Lilly, bad news. Lilly: What? Rose: Paladins will have a Wisdom Requirement again in the next edition. Lilly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Rose: Just kidding. *Lilly chases his father with a Holy Avenger* |
| rampant10-22-07, 09:17 PM | Tirmek - Oh don't be silly, of course Wisdom won't be a paladin requirement. The paladin isn't even going to be a class. Check this advanced table of contents. Lily - *reads*:ghosted: Sarah - (pathing to tirmek: What about the Holy warrior, isn't that going to be a paladin convertable to any alignment?) Tirmek - (path back: yeah, but he doesn't know that, besides, I don't want to share a class with him while I wait for incarnum to get updated.) |
| Charles Phipps10-22-07, 09:25 PM | Lilly: Dammit, I guess I'm going to have to pray to Dol Arrah for a Miracle. *kneels down and prays* *Racoon girl Devas descend from Heaven in a beam of light* Tirmek: I :censored: hate Dol Arrah. Dol Arrah: Use this until 4E. *The Book of Nine Swords descends* Tirmek: Oh :censored: no! |
| demonfey0210-22-07, 11:42 PM | Ilt: Yoink. The book's now gone. Lilly: Hey! Give that back! Ilt: NO! The only thing that scares me more than anything on this boat is the idea of you with this stuff. |
| Charles Phipps10-23-07, 01:12 AM | *lilly's class is updated* Lilly: WOO HOO! Warblade! Tirmek: WHAT!? My Class!? Lilly: Prestige class! Knight of the Racoon! Tirmek: What does that do!? That's not official! Lilly: Critical on 2-20 for Non-Evil Rakashasa. Tirmek: THAT IS A GAWD DAMNED LIE! |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-23-07, 01:22 AM | Lilly: No, no, it's totally legit. You've just never heard of it because the requirements are a B*TCH to fulfill. Tirmek: :nonono: Oh, this should be good. Lilly: You need to be :censored: repeatedly by a tentacled Racoon-girl. Lucky for me, I have two! :D *Elina grabs his right arm, and Dol Arrah's avatar, which looks suspiciously (read: Exactly) like Elina, grabs the other* Tirmek: :uh-huh: |
| rampant10-23-07, 01:30 AM | Tirmek - Hmm let's test this shall we? Lily - Full attack *1* *1* *1* *1* Tirmek - Wow you suck, Lily. Ravanna - I get to intervene too ya know. Dol Arrah - :tantrum: |
| Charles Phipps10-23-07, 01:37 AM | Lilly: *sighs* Tirmek: HA HA.... Lilly: At least I get a new summon animal. Tirmek: Wha? *Solar Deva Racoon Girl* Elinarchangel: *SMITE* Tirmek: *burned* Ow. Sarah: At least there's never going to be anyone like Lilly.... Bob Salvatore: Hey, Lilly, the new books about you are out. Gamers just LOVE you. I'm sure we'll see lots of immitators. |
| rampant10-23-07, 01:40 AM | Tirmek - Nipping this in the bud right now. Bob S. - Huh? Tirmek - Do you use a narrative style? Bob S. - Yeah Tirmek - 3 .. 2 .. 1 .. Chalky - SOUP'S ON! |
| demonfey0210-23-07, 01:40 AM | Ilt: Found it! Hey, Tirmek, come over here. Tirmek looks in the book, then smiles evilly. Tirmek::devil: They finally took my suggestion...Hello, Spoony Slayer! Lilly: Aw man... And thus, the balance was kept. *Away from things* Corre: You completely made that class up, didn't you? Ilt: Yep. Five minutes and a pen go a long way. Word Being: Wow, the first guy to ever listen to my ideas... |
| rampant10-23-07, 01:45 AM | Sarah - Aren't you gonna go smite spoony or something? Tirmek - Actually it used favored enemy spoony,much less luck dependent. Besides, I'd rather cuddle. Sarah - *Glomp* Elina - Why don't you ever say romantic stuff like that?!:mad: Lily - :hides: (i.h.h. hate Tirmek!) Dol arrah - Also I meant for you to be a crusader. Lily - I can feel the lost HP! Dol Arrah - A stop whining!, You get Full-plate back. ------------------------------------------------------------ Later Tirmek - Shapeshifting+smoke and mirrors = fun with Lily's highly suggestible mind. Sarah - Do you not find me attractive? Tirmek - WHAT!? Of course not!, I mean I do! Sarah - :heehee:, but seriously why the freak out every time I try to you know... Tirmek - Because I don't know enough about the knightmare prince. Sarah - Oh come on Like Elina said, Suferot are creatures of high magic, we decide- Tirmek - Yes, and as powerful as you are Toren still surpassed even your mother as far as the mystic arts are concerned. Aunt Satnak won because she's better at breaking things. Who knows what's lurking inside of me? The knightmare prince has a certain list of qualities, all of which I meet, but I am not the knightmare prince, not yet anyway. Until I know more about how that whole mess I can't risk that with anyone, it's a favored trigger for rakshasa bloodline spells. That's one of the reasons I'm trying so hard at the academy, so I'll be strong enough, wise enough, and smart enough to find out how to make sure there aren't any little surprises. I understand if that's not good enough for you. |
| Charles Phipps10-23-07, 02:46 AM | Lilly Galan Chaotic Good War Blade 1/Holy Liberator 1/Gray Guard 5*/17th Level Magic user** 24th Level Character Str 18 Dex 16 Con 16 Int 18 Wis 8*** Chr 16 Fort +5 Ref +5 Will +9 AC: 23 Attack Bonus: +17/+13 (+23/+18 with Tirmekbane, +21/+16 with Heavy Crossbow) Hit Points: 112 Magical Items: Boots of Jumping, Cloak of Elvenkind, Bracers of Defense +5, Holy Avenger of Rakashasa Slaying +5, "Tirmekbane", Ring of Protection +5, Ring of Regeneration, Elven Chain Mail +5, Heavy Crossbow of Speed +3, 10 Crossbow Bolts of Demonslaying Paladin Special Abilities: Aura of good, detect evil, smite evil 2/day, Divine grace, lay on hands, Aura of courage, divine health, Turn undead, Special Mount (Dire Flying Racoon), Remove Disease 1 per week. Wizard: Summon familiar (Sarah), Scribe Scroll, Brew Potion, Craft Magic Arms and Armor, Quicken Spell Feats: Iron Will, Dodge, Mobility, Spring Attack, Weapon Focus (Broadsword) Skills: Bluff +20, Concentration +10, Diplomacy +10, Escape Artist +20, Heal +10, Intimidate +10, Jump +20, Knowledge (Arcana +10, Religion +8), Spellcraft +10, Survival +20 * Lilly's Gray Guard status allows him to pursue Chaotic Good in a far more loose manner than might normally be allowed. :nonono: YES, CHAOTIC GOOD is too restrictive an alignment. ** Yes, you read that correctly. A lot of Lilly's success is do to his ridiculous number of Protection Spells, True Strike variants, and Illusions he uses to play with the poor Rakashasa. *** Lilly is, by no means, very wise but he's actually a great deal more practical than he lets on. He just truly loves pretending stupidity to get away with murder. |
| rampant10-23-07, 02:54 AM | Tirmek Incarnate (good) 9/ Warblade 5/ Erudite 5 HP: 178 Str 15 Dex 15 Con 18 Int 16 Wis 16 Cha 12 AC 22 + Invested essentia (up to another +9) Base Attack: +11 Hammer: 13+Invested Essentia/8+invested essentia/3+invested essentia (up to another +5) Damage: 1d8+3+invested essentia (up to another +5) Claws: 2 Claws +13 Damage: 1d4+2 Feats: Two-weapon Fighting, Oversized twf (B), Psionic Meditiation, Extend power (B), Practised Manifester, Bonus essentia, Craft Arms and armor(B), Shape Soulmeld (pegasus Cloak), Craft Universal Items Saves: 16/ 10/14 Max ranks 22/11 Skills: Craft (Weaponsmith, Armorsmith, Clothing) + (each), Psi-craft +25, Know (psi, arcane, history, nature) +8 (each) , Concentration +26, Martial lore +8, Profession (herbalist,) +8, Jump +24, Swim +8, balance +6, diplomacy +13, disguise +2 (+12 when using shapshift) Essentia: 11 Capacity: 4 (5 for incarnate melds) Melds/(Binds): 6/ (2) Common melds: Pegasus Cloak, *Psycho Booster (Brow Chakra), Incarnate weapon, FellMist robe, Bluesteel bracers, Crystal Helm (crown Chakra) Manuevers known/Prepped: Sapphire Nightmare blade, Wolf Fang Strike, Leading the Attack, Emerald Razor, Disarming Strike, Soaring Raptor Strike - (Wolf Fang Strike, Emerald Razor, Disarming Strike, Soaring Raptor Strike) Stances: Hunter’s sense, Leading the Charge Powers Known: Powers (and many spells known as powers) level 3 or lower Power Points: 38 Unique powers per day: 3 Dr: 5/Piercing or Magic Speed: 40ft Size: Medium Humanoid (elf) Lowlight vision Warblade: Battle Clarity, Battle Ardor, Uncanny dodge, Weapon Aptitude Incarnate: **Inverted Aura, Detect Opposition, Expand Soulmeld capacity +1, Chakra (Crown, feet, hands, arms, brow, shoulders), Rapid Meldshaping 1/day, Share Incarnum radience, Incarnum radience +3 2/day *Shapeshift: As changeling Gear - +1 Greater Soulbound Breastplate of non-descriptness (starting to pinch), Suit of Quickchange (stores several outfits then shifts between them [Includes items with outfits], Crown of Hidden capacity (operates as combination incarnum focus (crown), and power point storage [max 25], also shapeshifts to suit appearence), Evil Little Sister (Xiath) *Slightly modified from base rules, or technique derived from Satnak’s Eberron ** Tirmek’s Aura is tainted by his bloodline, so detect evil, and other effects based on alignment/Sub-type are dictated by plot rather than rules, or common sense. |
| Charles Phipps10-23-07, 02:54 AM | Lilly can't do math. :-) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-23-07, 07:31 AM | Erandis smiles, her red lips curving, and rises to check out her new youthful body in the mirror. She appeared to be a barely legal young girl, with huge... tracks of land. Silver: Lichloved feat, anyone? :evillaugh |
| Norr10-23-07, 11:29 AM | Lilly can't do math. :-) Of course he can, he just can't get the answers right. |
| demonfey0210-23-07, 11:40 AM | Ilt's stats (http://www.dndonlinegames.com/view.php?id=26088). Why? Because I have them anyway. Does this mean we might possibly see a full list of suferot (I'm going to be lazy and not care about spelling, if it's wrong) abilities? |
| rampant10-23-07, 01:59 PM | OOC: Tirmek stats up, and before you nail me about the gear, he's poor ok! I was not kidding about the tution people. Sithis - Tell me about it, I'm still paying off the labs I blew up. ----------------------------------------------------- Tirmek - And a little lace there to add just a dash of sophistication. Sarah - Whatcha doing? Tirmek - Trying to design a dress. Sarah - * Looks at the sketch book * ... ummmmm, this is a wire frame drawing Tirmek - Yeah there are these plants you can grow them directly into clothing, the frame and lighting arrangements help shape the outfit. Sarah - ooooh Tirmek - I've got one set up in greenhouse #7, I was just planning out the final frame arrangement, Right now thow it's barely started so all I need is the start point, I can't even set the secondstage in place till that's at least 1/2 done. Sarah - Ohhh so what color is it going to be? Tirmek - It's a plant Sarah, green, It's going to be green. Sarah - You look better in green than I do. Tirmek - That's why It's going to be my dress. Your outfit is on the next page. Sarah - :OMG! |
| ratslinky10-23-07, 07:58 PM | Greenhouse #7 Gaz: So your sure it will work this time? Sithis: Yes I think I found what went wrong last time. Also if I do get it wrong this place doesn't cost as much to fix. Gaz: K sounds safe I'll just be over there in the magically reinforced adamantime and lead bunker. *Finishes setting things up then runs over, jumps in the bunker, pulls the door closed and rams the bolts home.* Okay go! --- Thirty seconds later BOOOM *The roof doesn't fly high into the air, the walls don't burst. Instead the whole place disintegrates.* Gaz: *Walking over to Sithis.* Ah well better luck next time. Sithis: *Standing, charred and blackened with his hair sticking out at odd angles.* I think I know what went wrong! |
| rampant10-23-07, 08:25 PM | Tirmek - :twitch: Sithis - ... Awwwww **** Tirmek - *POINTS* chewy Xiath - CHEWY!!! Sithis - :gah: :hides: |
| DungeonJman10-23-07, 09:17 PM | Evil DungeonJ: Hmmm...this gives me an idea... *begins writing on a piece of paper.* OODungeonJ: Lawful Good/ Bordering Neutral Good Human (Lesser E.B.N.E. (DM Rank (as opposed to Divine Rank):7)) Swordsage 40 40th Level DM/Interactive Character Str 28* Dex 27* Con 27* Int 14 Wis 14 Chr 12 Fort +25 Ref +31 Will +20 AC: Can not be hit under normal circumstances, only for plot purposes and by critical hits. The DM Breaker always counts as a critical hit. So does the Hammergun (If any of them can find it) Attack Bonus: +50/+45/+40/+35 Hit Points: Maximum (840) Pretty much everything else is irrelevant as it can be altered based on whim: Or in otherwords... Alter Reality (Supernatural Ability): As a Lesser E.B.N.E. (Which means i'm formally recognized as such, because of coming here on a regular basis, but i'm not as good as Charles, Kaizer, Silvercat, etc....) OODungeonJ is entitled to revise the laws of physics whenever he wants...this however, only works on Eberron unless necessary for the plot. May not work if the plot decides against it or an E.B.N.E. with a higher rank wills it not to work. Immortal (Supernatural Ability): As OODungeonJ is not native to D&D or Eberron, he can not be permanently killed. However temporarily doing so is fair game. Note that DM Ranks can not be stolen from him by the temporary killing. * These all are because of the levels...i am in no way that fit in real life. OODungeonJ: Pretty lacking, but considering what it's describing it fits. Why did you make me stats anyway... Evil DungeonJ: Because no matter how high level it is, how theoretically impossible it is to defeat, if you give it stats, it can die. *points to Lilly who is now trying to kill OODungeonJ for the XP* OODungeonJ: *while running* Curse you!!! |
| Kale_Fangblade10-23-07, 10:11 PM | :rofl: :clap: Ratslinky, that was pure genius. here's a Vampire :cookie: for most devestating explosion Sithis has caused to date. IC: Gaz: Dont you think that was a little harsh? Tirmek: :twitch: Gaz:... i have a feeling he's going to be like that for a while. Sithis: OH GODS! NOT THE ARMS!! NOT THE ARMS!! Xiath: CHEWY! Ten minuets of horrible mauling by cousin later. Sithis: *covered in bloodsoaked bandages, with Xiath attached to his ankel, her fangs sank in deep* Is he responding yet *wince* Gaz: nope. still the same as before. Tirmek: :twitch: Gaz: He hasnt moved a muscel since either. |
| Charles Phipps10-23-07, 10:37 PM | Lilly: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Tirmek: What's so funny? Lilly: I'm five levels higher than you! Tirmek: Yeah, so? Lilly: We're no longer rivals! I get to bully you about! *pushes Tirmek in mud* Tirmek: Yes, wonderful Paladin behavior. Lilly: I'm demonstrating the error of your ways through force. Tirmek: *shouts to Dol Arrah* ARE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION ANYMORE!? *** Mount Celestia Dol Arrah: *types* And Tirmek was wrapped up in Lilly's arms as they shared a passionate embrace, the two bishounen enjoying their warm naked... *** Lilly: I try not to think about what goes through her mind. Tirmek: Oh, and Lilly? Lilly: Yeah? Tirmek: I have a +7 Level Adjustment. Lilly: You mean.... Tirmek: Yes. Lilly: NOOOOOOOOOOO!/ (http://darthno.ytmnd.com/) |
| rampant10-23-07, 10:55 PM | Tirmek - it's actually a +3 LA Lily - YaY! Tirmek - But I still have better Bab, saves, and HP, Not to mention armor Lily - So I got high Magic Tirmek - I have a decent grapple check, actually, ... I need your help. Lily - well i have a...Wait what?! |
| DungeonJman10-23-07, 11:11 PM | *starts fixing a warforged scout while looking extremely glum* Tirmek: What's up with you now... OODungeonJ: Nothing good to do...i had to give the Squirrel Civilization lightsabers just to keep myself amused for an hour... http://analogkid12.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/squrrilslightsabebattle.jpg Now i'm just working on this warforged scout/Ship Monitoring And Repair Unit...*ping* and there. The main systems should be functioning based on the time when this thing was best weapons functional. It should retain all of its personality and such, but the memory core was busted after 100 years of work, so i had to chuck it and get a new one. R2 Unit: *various clicks and whistles* OODungeonJ: Off you go! *pushes the R2 Unit, which begins to observe it's surroundings and move around* |
| Charles Phipps10-23-07, 11:16 PM | Lilly: Tirmek, I've decided to help you. Tirmek: :mymy: Lilly: Yes, as the greatest wizard in Khorvaire... *** Hogwash A Holy Avenger is buried into the back of Albus Dumbass. *** Lilly: :shifty: After the tragic recent loss of the only other remaining Archmagus, I'm the best equipped to help you defeat this awesome evil. Tirmek: Except for Satnak. Lilly: Quiet and let my awesomeness serve you for a change. Tirmek: Why? Lilly: My Familiar asked me too. Sarah: :bigeyes: |
| rampant10-23-07, 11:22 PM | Tirmek - Gah, um *toss* fetch! Sarah - Arf arf *runs off* Lily - what did you throw? Tirmek - nothing, she'll be back in 3 hours with a treant Lily - So what great evil- Tirmek - i need some help With Sarah's gift. There are some spells, and enchantments that I cannot perform myself. Momo can't keep secrets and Teiza sells them. |
| Charles Phipps10-23-07, 11:36 PM | Lilly: Spiffy. *teleport* Tirmek: What the Hell!? Lilly: Welcome to Lilly tower. Tirmek: What's this portal with Tiamat's heads on it? Lilly: Oh right, when they switched to Saga Edition, a lot of the good stuff from 2E campaign settings was lost. Dad bought it all wholesale and gave it to me. There's the Tome of Strahd. Mordenkaine's Book of Erotic Fantasy, Gord the Rogue's sap, and oh yes the original Head of Vecna! Tirmek: Why is Ivy's decapitated corpse on the ground? Lilly: I'll use a Wish to bring him back. Apparently, I didn't put the head on fast enough. Tirmek: :uh-huh: Lilly: This is where I make all my nifty potions and armor so I can pretend to be an awesome warrior despite actually sucking. Tirmek: :OMG! Lilly: Lilly's Furious Blades allows a wizard capable of 7th level spells to appear to fight like Drizzt Do'Urden or Cloud despite his low level status! Tirmek: This is min-maxing at its worst. Lilly: I think you mean Min-maxing at best. Lilly puts on his Robes and Straw Hat, his face obscurred by the shadows except for two glowing yellow eyes. His Staff supiciously resembles the Wand of Orcus fit around Lilly's rather short frame. |
| rampant10-24-07, 12:09 AM | After rezzing Ivy and giving the bard back to hyrd Tirmek - See the diagrams? Lily - Yeow! THis is some crazy complex stuff. Tirmek - Yes I'll be doing the actual energitics, I need you for rituals, High level spells, and a power source. Starting point http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Rifts/Rifts-PW-Vehicles/TGE_Ripping_Claw.jpg Tirmek - This is the finished form of the base model, We will be modifying the hell out of this thing. |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-24-07, 02:29 AM | OOC: :tantrum: Creating Characters from scratch and fitting them to their in-story development is too :censored:ing HARD! And you'll have to forgive me. It'll be a while before I flesh out the Suferot as an actual D&D style Outsider. I'm trying, believe me, but it'll be the first time I've created an entirely new creature, and I haven't tried modding a pre-created one in forever, thanks to having no time for a REAL D&D group. :raincloud As it is, what I post for Elina here is minus her inherent Suferot abilities (a.k.a. if she were just a Half-Elf), except for Ability Scores. Those have been altered appropriately. Elina Branford CG Spirit Shaman 6/Soulknife 6/Bladeweaver (http://www.enworld.org/showthread.php?p=3848841#post3848841) 10 Str: 16 Dex: 16 Con: 18 Int: 20 Wis: 20 Cha: 24 Fort: 14 Ref: 17 Will: 22 HP: 193 AC: 29 DR: 15/magic SR: 32 BAB: +16/11/6 (+20/15/10 With Mindblades +4) Damage: 1d6 + 7 Feats: Improved Initiative, Combat Casting, Point-Blank Shot, Silver Mindblade, Wild Intent, Speed of Thought, Weapon Focus (Mindblade), Practiced Spellcaster, Mobile Spellcasting, Two-Weapon Fighting Special Abilities (Soulknife): Throw Mindblade, Psychic Strike (+1d8), Free Draw, Shape Mindblade, Mindblade Enhancement SA (Spirit Shaman): Spirit Guide, Wild Empathy, Chastize Spirits, Detect Spirits, Blessing of the Spirits, Follow the Guide, Ghost Warrior SA (Bladeweaver): Spell Strike, Bladestorm Spellweave, Psychic Strike (+3d8), Bladewoven Spell, Spell Weaver Abilities, Signature Weave, Psychic Edge, Metamagic Blade, Psychic Recharge, Spellweaver Mastery. Skills: Autohypnosis + 30, Concentration + 33, Diplomacy + 12, Heal + 15, Hide + 20, Knowledge (Nature, Psionics, Arcana, Religion) + 15, Listen + 30, Move Silently + 28, Profession (Weaver) + 15, Psi-craft + 20, Search + 15, Spellcraft +20, Spot + 15, Tumble + 28 Spells/Day: 6, 8, 7, 7, 7, 5, 2 Spells Known/Retrievable: 3, 3, 3, 3, 2, 2, 1 Equipment: Bracers of Armor +6, Shadow Gauntlet (what I'm calling the crystal infused dragon skin gauntlet Tirmek and Teiza made for her) |
| Paulon10-24-07, 02:35 AM | Tirmek - Yes I'll be doing the actual energitics, I need you for rituals, High level spells, and a power source. OOPaulon: I wonder if Tirmek intends to maximise the power gained by doing a (sorta) human sacrifice? |
| rampant10-24-07, 02:42 AM | Tirmek - Not with lily, He and Ivy are huge Nexi of fate's ley lines. Using them without purification, would create a bad discordance with the growth cores that are the center of most of my work. Lily - :confused: Tirmek - You're a lame sacrifice. Lily - I feel both relieved and insulted. ------------------------------------- OOC: Kaizer, I have a new version of the blade weaver I could send you, I think its an improvment. |
| demonfey0210-24-07, 02:54 AM | Starting point http://www.kitsune.addr.com/Rifts/Ri...pping_Claw.jpg Tirmek - This is the finished form of the base model, We will be modifying the hell out of this thing. Patch:...*squiggle* I want one.:drool: OODF: Forget it, you're already eating up a lot of the budget. |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-24-07, 02:55 AM | OOC: Kaizer, I have a new version of the blade weaver I could send you, I think its an improvment.OOC: Please do. I'll see about getting Sarah's up tomorrow. Hopefully it won't take me 3 HOURS. :mad: |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-24-07, 10:37 PM | Sarah Hopeforge *Hybrid stats in ()* CN Scout 6/Wilder 6/Berzerker* 10 Str: 28 (42) Dex: 26 (30) Con: 24 (30) Int: 10 Wis: 12 Cha: 14 Fort: 19 (20) Ref: 18 Will: 11 (9) HP: 324 AC: 36 [37 when moving, potentially 42 against selected targets] DR: 15/magic (15/magic or silver) SR: 32 BAB: 19/4 [28/11 with Elemental Gauntlets] Damage: 2d6 + 9 [potentially higher with activation of elemental properties] (1d6 + 16 with Claws) Feats: Cleave, Destructive Rage, Extend Rage, Power Attack, Diehard, Dodge, Mobility, Spring Attack, Improved Bull Rush Special Abilities (Scout): Skirmish (+2d6, +1 AC), Trapfinding, Battle Fortitude (+1), Uncanny Dodge, Fast Movement (+10), Evasion, Flawless Stride SA (Wilder): Wild Surge, Psychic Ennervation, Elude Touch, Surging Euphoria, Volatile Mind (+1) SA (Berzerker): Fury**, Supreme Cleave, Deathless Fury, Improved Power Attack, Greater Fury, Supreme Power Attack, Frightful Presence***, Endure**** SA (Lycanthrope): Scent, Alternate Form (Wolf), Lycanthropic Empathy Skills: Autohypnosis + 16, Hide + 23, Intimidate + 17, Listen + 17, Move Silently + 11, Spot + 16, Survival + 16 Equipment: Elemental Gauntlets, Reflector Armor (Momo and Teiza's armor made specially for her to aid against spells) Special: -5 Will saves against sticks, chew toys, and balls of any kind/size trown in her vicinity by an ally, increased to -15 when accompanied by the word "fetch". * My own variation of Frenzied Berzerker to better fit Sarah ** Replaces Rage/Frenzy, gives +8 to Str, +4 to Con, Immunity to Mind Affecting spells, a -10 to AC, and she becomes ravenously hungry. Each successive Fury gone without eating gives a +15% chance of passing out. *** Switched out for Inspire Frenzy **** Replacing Tireless Frenzy, increases the number of times she can Fury without penalty to two per % increase OOC: As you can see, Sarah is a :censored:ing tank. She's not stupid, just incredibly impulsive and flighty. |
| demonfey0210-25-07, 12:47 AM | Ilt *looking at sheets*: Well, at least the weaknesses are easy to identify... OODF: No plotting to gain incredible power by trying to uncharacteristically use the weaknesses of people around you who're all at least three times your level. Ilt: Aw...:( |
| rampant10-25-07, 02:28 AM | Tirmek - (i.h.h. I hope lily isn't messing things up too badly) Scene pans out to show Tirmek and Elina Setting up a 2 layered disguise to imitate Lily and Izzy. Elina - Wow, I think I like being Lily. Tirmek - You see why I love helping with Sarah's Counter Intell homework. Gaz - Ok you two get out there and fool the puppy! ------------------------------------------------ Lily - I Feel like I'm missing something incredibly wrong, but incredibly hot. Oh well back to work turbo charging the laser batteries. |
| rampant10-25-07, 04:47 AM | Sarah - Hey Lily! Hi Tirmek! Tirmek - (still looks like izzy) every freaking time! Izzy - Yo! Tirmek - I thought you died! Izzy - :weep: I'm so alone |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-25-07, 09:21 PM | Chu: Why, dad? Why are you like this? Mr. Carver: I blame the environment in which I was raised… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGDoEDa6F78 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCJHrLVgS58 |
| Charles Phipps10-25-07, 09:33 PM | Lilly: Eye of Newt, Tongue of Dog, Sarah's collection of Fairy Tales. http://comicbookdb.com/graphics/comic_graphics/1/133/66500_20061018022140_large.jpg *pause* Lilly: :shifty: Well, the mixture can work without these *pockets them* Sarah: Arf? Lilly: Yes, my familiar, my spell is ALMOST COMPLETE! Tirmek: What the Hell is this? Lilly: I've created a Potion of AwesomeTM. Tirmek:.....I'm afraid to ask. Lilly: I drink this, my levels go up by 30. Tirmek: :mymy: Lilly: I should be able to solve your problem now! |
| rampant10-25-07, 10:02 PM | Xiath - Oh A Soda! *drink* Kids - :eek: Xiath - Bubbly!:D ... I'm hungry. Kids - RUN AWAY! |
| Charles Phipps10-25-07, 10:30 PM | Lilly: Okay, Plan B. *lifts the Deck of Many Things* Tirmek: GAHHHHHH! Lilly: Who wants to draw!? |
| rampant10-25-07, 11:07 PM | Tirmek - What problem are trying to solve? All i need you to do is help me modify the armor I sto- FOUND! Lily - You found it buried in a junkyard in the 2 g pile, grabbed it threw two gold at the guy and ran didn't you. Tirmek - :shifty:...Maybe Uber-Xiath - CHEWY! |
| Charles Phipps10-25-07, 11:19 PM | Lilly: Okay, fine. *lilly pulls a card* Lilly: Cool, I get a Wish Tirmek: What? *draws another* Lilly: I also get a Keep and an 18 Charisma! Elina: Lilly is even more awesome! Sarah: :love: *thinks* Master! *draws again* Lilly: Cool, gain the service of a 9th level Fighter. *Michael pops in* Lilly: Dammit. *Tirmek grabs the Deck* Tirmek: Stop that! |
| demonfey0210-26-07, 12:24 AM | *Yoink* Ilt: Lose a level... A fireball goes off in his chest. Ilt: ...Damn open ended punishment...:ghosted: Nalfien: Hm...final decision on internal explosions: too wet, not enough burning. It fails. Death count: 12 (about time). *The other side* Ilt looks at all Kanatash's old stuff, slowly activating. Ilt: Oh HELLS no. |
| rampant10-26-07, 03:32 AM | Tirmek - hmmmmm Lily - What're you thinking about? Tirmek - Well the whole thing with these cards, Say you draw the card that gives you the services of a 9th level fighter. Lily - Ok Tirmek - You could potencially get a Dragon shaman 8/fighter 1, if (th level fighter means a fighter with 9 levels, or a Fiighter9/Warlock x meaning a character with 9 fighter levels, no where does it actually say fighter must be his onlly class. Lily - ... That's bloody brilliant *draw*draw*Draw* -2 cha -2 wis - 1 level |
| DungeonJman10-26-07, 07:51 AM | Evil DungeonJ: :evillaugh: Oooh... *draws a card* *Full Moon* OODungeonJ: Give me that... *puts it back* No fair using a super-leveled scroll of cheat... |
| Charles Phipps10-26-07, 02:11 PM | Tirmek: HA! Lilly: *draws Sun* Gets 50,000 Experience and a Stat bonus. Tirmek: Stupid Luck Gods, is your father Chosen of the Traveller or something? *pause* Tirmek: *face palm* |
| rampant10-26-07, 11:12 PM | Tirmek - Weren't we running from something? Uber Xiath - CHEWY! Tirmek - Please tell me that potion has a limited duration! |
| rampant10-27-07, 03:01 AM | Orange Harpy - Target Sighted. -------------------------------------- Xiath - Che- *stops cocks her head* TIrmek - :mymy: Lily - What's wrong? She stopped?! Tirmek - What's making her stop? Lily - :eek: -------------------------- Orange Harpy - *Intensified Eldritch Lance (ie eldriitch spear but more so)* A blast of Arcane force ripples accross 2 miles of sky. --------------------------------------------------------------- Xiath - CHEWY! Xiath's now massively scaled hands snatch the approaching doom blast and send it back where it came from. ---------------------------------------- Orange Harpy - ... I hate this world. FWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOMM -------------------------------------- Aoa - Two failed assasinations in a row?!! WHY I CANT I KILL ANYONE! Little Green Dude - gkk lord kk you're squeezing me |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-27-07, 08:38 AM | Aoa - Two failed assasinations in a row?!! WHY I CANT I KILL ANYONE! Note on Bunny's Chair: Out for working over the Borg. Species 8472 is da bomb! |
| rampant10-27-07, 10:52 PM | Orange Harpy - (still extra crispy) Boss I'm back *kaff* Aoa - ... I'd say you looked like ****, but honestly, its worse than that. Orange Harpy - Beat by a kindergardner... Aoa - You suck, I'm changing your name to Mr. Sucky Mr. Sucky - Dammit! |
| Charles Phipps10-27-07, 11:00 PM | Lilly: Tirmek, I thank you for sacrificing yourself to save me. Tirmek: What? *Lilly drinks Potion of Speed* Tirmek: Oh you mother :censored: Xiath: Mmmmmmm Kitty treat! |
| Kaizer_Ryu10-27-07, 11:38 PM | Aoa - You suck, I'm changing your name to Mr. Sucky Mr. Sucky - Dammit!Kerrith: Ah-choo! ...HEY! OOKaizer: It's been a while. You were due regardless. Kerrith: :raincloud ----- Redshirt: *gurgle* *choke* *froth* *twitch* Deis: :D Damn, this ROCKS! Why did it take me so long to figure out I had venom?! Vladamire: :smirk: I told you it was more fun to watch them struggle for those last few moments of life. Nina: WHAT are you doing to that poor man?! Deis: :censored:! Nina: *heals him* Redshirt: I'm alive! Vlad: :tantrum: Stop that! Nina: Not until you both quit it with the constant murdering! What did he ever do to you?! Redshirt: Thanks, little angel girl! Now I can finish my profane rituals that require the horrific tortures and deaths of countless innocent families all so I can get a name! Nina: :twitch: But... :twitch: That's not... :twitch: Why would...? :twitch: Deis: It's almost as much fun to watch her try to process moral quandries. Vlad: That's why I like being evil so much. Way less complicated. You just need to pick which way to kill them. Deis: *CHOMP* Redshirt: :gah: Nooooooooooooo- *collapses and begins dying slowly again* Nina: *mental lockdown due to choices being between evil and just as evil* Deis: And take out the competition. :evillaugh |
| rampant10-28-07, 01:34 AM | Sithis - Hmmmm What will master Temis say about infiltration? -------------------- Next Tuesday a month ago Sithis - Ok we have got to talk about this class schedule. Temis - Now When infiltrating an enemy location, one must assume that basic temporal sensors are in place, most models can be bypassed by partial switching across a temporal spectrum of about 10 seconds in order to avoid a complete detection more advanced and sensitive models will register this technique as a series of partial contacts, in areas with lots of small animals this is even better then no detection. However canny operators, or installations in Dredged Zones will catch on quickly, so a broader (and thus more difficult to maintain) spectrum is required, up to a week with someof the latest and greatest stuff. Sithis - Wait a minute, Dredged zone? Temis - ... Ok kid listen if you want to know about that go to the library, most of the teachers were around for the last really bad round of fighting, and thus don't like to talk about the dredged zones anymore ok. |
| Kale_Fangblade10-28-07, 10:32 AM | Master Temis stood shrouded in an invisibility spell, watching Sithis at work within the library. over thirty books, spell, text and reference. it had long gone past the end of school, and yet Sithis was still at work. the only light was his own light spells, which hung above his desk. Sithis removed a quill and began making notations onto a scroll. his motions blurring as he manipulated time. Master Temis: This boy... he's intresting, capable of manipulating time so easily after such a short time of training. *** Lunch time, next day. The Target range Sithis's hand's blurred as he made an extremly fast sequence of arcane gestures, mouthed slyabbles flowing across his lips. Sithis motioned a hand, unleahsing a crackling focused bolt of lightning that struck the target. blasting a three inch hole around its heart area. Sithis smiled, but that smile soon faded as the familar, and loathed, figure of Sagas appeared. along with his cronies. Sagas: Oh look. Its Tirmeks little minion, the third rate vampire. *walks up to sithis* so, what are you doing? practising more of your pathetic spells. Sithis: strange. how my pathetic spells landed you flat on your a** last time we fought isnt it? lo how the 'mighty' did fall. Sagas: begginers luck vampire scum. Next time i'll dust you, you inbred low born coward. how does it feel i wonder, to be playing baggage handler for a rakshasa scum, a were-wolf, a shaman and a fool? Sithis: :twitch: ... what did you say? Sagas: I said. your merely their little follower. Where per chance are you when they go off on their quests? oh right, left behind. where are you when they're busy being in the lime light? in the shadows. your not even worthy enough to be considered part of their little group. your just a hanger on. Sithis blurred, his fist connecting with Sagas's face before he could react. Sithis vanished in a flash of red light before the other's could react, reappearing several feet away. Sithis's hands blurred as he formed the gestures for a spell, Sithis unleashed a web spell, the stick strands enveloping Sagas and friends. Sithis's hand then went for a belt pouch as Sagas and the others began breaking from the web through various means. grabbing what was in his pouch, sithis threw them. several of the projectiles landing in Sagas's chest, piercing through armour. Sagas: Needles? bah. * tears the twelve inch long needles from his flesh* like those will do anymore than a little damage. Sithis smiled, a deadly vampiric smile. Sithis: its not the needles you should worry about... Sagas: what the- Sagas's eyes widened as his body became stiff, unable to move as he became parlysed. Sagas's companions were similarly effected, utterly unable to move. Sagas glowered at Sithis, oviouly displaying the intent of his sounless screams. Sithis: *walks over to Sagas* Dont worry, thie poison will fade in a few minuets *taps Sagas, causing him to fall over, still frozen into his position* In the meantime, i've got class. good bye *waves* Sithis vanished in a flash of red light. Sithis: Damn. i really should of saved that trick for this years arena... when he gets out of that everyones going to be prepared for it. Ah well, it should prove useful on my reconisense mission and i have more than one trick up my sleeve :devil: |
| rampant10-28-07, 05:31 PM | Sithis - I think I'll check on Xiath before I head out. CHEWY! Sithis - Nevermind ------------------------------- Sithis stands before what seems to a sewer grate. Sithis - Wow a thranish sewer, soooo many jokes. Sithis seems to disapear as he shifts himself across the timestream an astute observer might pick out the image of a ghostly eye or other portion of the young vampire. Sithis - ... Ok i'm going to have to talk to Xiath about the chewing, the marks in my knee caps are starting to stick around. Mr. Sucky emerges from the grate and passes through the space the time shifted vampire occupies. Mr. Sucky and Sithis - TiNgLY!:crazy: |
| Kale_Fangblade10-28-07, 06:10 PM | Both Sithis and Mr. Sucky drop to the floor. Mr.Sucky is pulled into Sithis's timestream, causing him to phase out as well. both lie stunned for a moment, waiting for the Temporal feedback to lessen, Sithis recovers first, being the most use to temporal feedback. Rising, Sithis rolls, lands on his feet in a crouched position and immediatly begins casting, hands blurring and lips moving without a sound. Mr. Sucky rises to late, for his assailent( sithis) has already cast his spell. A glowing blue net of webbing hits the harpy, pining it to the wall without a chance of resistance. Mr. Sucky struggles, thinking its a simple web spell, and tries to draw on his eldritch energy to break it. nothing happens. Mr. Sucky tries again. nothing. not a drop of energy reaches him. Mr.Sucky: what the hell is this? Mr.Sucky pauses and begins to examine his assailent for the first time. it was humanoid, standing at about six foot five, lithe and atheletic in build. dressed in matt black shadow-weave clothing, with black darkleaf armour overthat that consisted of a breast-plate, shin and thigh gaurds, bracers and gloves with a sash about its waist and a belt with various belt pouches on it. runes hung from the belt on small silver chains. Over its back was a sheathed curved sword, of long sword length and fine craftsman ship, and a darkwood staff. It wore a hood, with a black face scalve obscuring most of its face. a rune was imprinted in white on the face scalf, some kind of mix between elven and demonic characters. The figure drew a silver knife from a belt pouch and approached Mr.Sucky. Sithis: Now, identify yourself. OOC: Mr. Sucky is caught in a Anti-Magic Web, One of Sithis's personal creations and he's not getting out in a hurry. Rampant, I'll let you decide Mr.Sucky's next move. |
| rampant10-28-07, 07:44 PM | Mr. Sucky - *gasp* Gahk, anti-magic! Checrou Ravan! *Invocation of Eldritch Inversion* The lithe smooth feature harpy with well oiled fire orange feathers and a rune encrusted robe and Cross-bow, ceases struggling as his feathers dull and color returns to his flesh. Sithis - That invocation only works for creatures with a phisiological dependancy on magic. Like - Sithis and Mr. Sucky - the Flare Wing harpy clans. Sithis - What are you doing on this world? and how did you invoke within my net? Mr. Sucky - My business is none of your concern grounder whelp. As to my power, you know confining a flare wing in anti magic can kill us quickly we've developed techniques to cope. This invocation robs me of my warlock abilities in exchange for binding my magic deep within myself preventing the energy from being stolen. In addition *flexes against the wall* THe wall groans Mr.Sucky - I gain tremendous physical power. THis technique of yours intriuges me. The only way one such as you could do such a thing is if :mymy:... :censored: Island brat. What the hell are you doing here? (i.h.h. **** the island's on to us! They're protecting the target here as well! better not let him catch on, if he tries a mind probe I'm stuck without my mystic defenses in this state, fortunately anyone can fight off a probe if he has the will and discipline, Poor brat's a dead one.) |
| Kale_Fangblade10-28-07, 08:30 PM | Sithis leapt back from the struggling harpy, the wall was shuddering and cracking now. Sithis: Crap. Looks like any chance for negotation just went out of the window, well, from the fact i've seen him exit from a sewage pipe rather than the insillation exit i can asume A) he's not part of the 'Portal Project' B) he's not from an organisation friendly to the Project. he began casting again, his hands blurring as he invoked several defensive spells at once. Sithis: Then, I can easily assume that since he's a Flare Wing Harpy that he's from Tirmek's world, which means that what ever organisation he's working for is either based in Tirmeks world or has transfered to this one. The defensive spells activated, his body becoming wreathed in a streaking mass of dancing shadows*. unknown to the Harpy, Sithis's skin was also protected by a thin, diamond hard, almost invisble layer of hardened magic**. Sithis: Then, by the suprise and hatred caused by the recognition that im a member of the Island, we can assume that who or whatever this harpy is working for its definetly not Island friendly. Well, Mental Probes are out, since assuming its from Tirmek's world and of about my skill level, its probably got ample defenses or will to protect it. Looks like the only option is capture and interrogate. Sithis began casting as third spell just as the Harpy broke free, this time drawing another dagger from his belt and throwing that. Sithis: Ayeum urum Geth'ull, Tae'lyrr! the dagger Sithis had thrown then became a storm of flashing silver bladed knives that tore into the harpys flesh or impacted onto the remains of the wall behind burying themselves up to the hilt and sending cracks across the whole walls structure. * Displacement spell ** Stoneskin combined with Greater Mage-armour via Sithis's spell combination technique. (Sithis has only recently been able to do this with any degree of efficiency) |
| rampant10-28-07, 09:24 PM | Mr. Sucky - YEOOOOW (i.h.h. this guy isn't working with the 12 Moons, he's (or his boss) probably noticed the movements this area just like the boss did and he's a scout which means :lightbulb ) Stop! Listen What If I tell you what's going on in there and how to get past the traps? Sithis - Why would you do that? Mr. Sucky - I don't like these guys anymore than you do island brat. That's a bunch of 12 moon wackos trying to screw with a classmate of yours. Sithis - (i.h.h. this feels wrong, what is he up to?) Keep talking feather head. Mr. Sucky - this whole city is sitting on top of their HQ, this area has suffered massive energitic trauma and its corresponding place on our world still smoldering with energitic disruptions. They're setting up a full scale invasion down there. There are tunnels that lead off in all directions underground for troops to move to installations all over this continent. If you go in the way I came out you'll find most of the traps disabled. (too bad the alarm was going off as I was leaving, sucker is gonna get caught, and then the whole incident gets blamed on an island meddler and the boss stops calling me Mr.Sucky) |
| rampant10-29-07, 09:21 PM | Xiath - Chewy! Tirmek - Xiath! Cole is stealing from your horde! Xiath - RAAAAAAAAAAAAAR http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWsWxIsEFgk Tirmek - Wow, so much for the Reidran capital. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-30-07, 07:50 AM | Riedran man: Fortunately it is like you Sharn. Except we have more variety in destructive methods. :P |
| rampant10-30-07, 11:36 AM | Teiza - Hey guys I'm gonna grab a Coke. Chu - Oh could you get me one! Chi - Tea please? Scias - Lemonade? Teiza - Ok sure. The box hops over to the vending machine and slams it a few times. Teiza - ...Crap How do I get the soda in the box or me out? |
| demonfey0210-30-07, 12:43 PM | Ilt: It's called using your blink shirt. Teiza: Oh yeah...wait, how'd you get here? Ilt: Currently dead and using my link to fellow creatures of incarnum to get out of being tortured by Kanatash's stuff. DungeonJman: That's not fair!:tantrum: OOrampant: Since when can melders do that? OODF: Since this is the Forgotten Freedom. Ilt: :D |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-30-07, 01:22 PM | Mr. Carver: This would all be over much quicker if you would just sit down and write out the final scene. OOcat: You can't rush genius! 13: Especially when there isn't any. :rimshot: |
| rampant10-30-07, 03:29 PM | Teiza - This would have been a good day to shape a blink shirt. ------------------------- Mr. Carver - What is that racket? Scias - Teiz trying to burrow her way out. Mr. Carver - Does she ever quit? Scias - No, she doesn't sleep either. Mr. Carver - My sympathies. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-30-07, 09:46 PM | Mr. Carver: But I believe this farce has gone on long enough. Teiza: Finally. Mr. Carver snaps his tiny fingers. A glowing circle appears on the floor below Scias, Chi, and the box Teiza is in. Mr. Carver: This teleportation will take you straight back to the Forgotten Freedom, even removing Miss d'Borisheel from the box. You and the entire crew of the ship will henceforth be barred from entering this dimension. Have a pleasant journey. As Mr. Carver raises his hand again to deliver the final command Chu's mind races furiously. Chu: (ihh GottathinkgottathinkGOTTATHINK! What is it about my dad that I can use? What is it about the multiverse's greatest thief who sends his own daughter off to a weird hell-hole…:lightbulb ) Let's make a deal! Mr. Carver pauses. Everyone turns to look at Chu. Mr. Carver: A deal? What makes you think that is an option? Chu: Your the kind of mastermind who always has crazy convoluted plans. I can tell that just by how you can't be beat and how you aren't cliché. You sent me off to the FF for some reason, something you could only get from there, and something you knew would require me somehow. Well I'm giving you the chance to ask for it. Whatever it is. Scias: Are you sure this is— OOcat: :mad: Could you not question the lovely complex reasoning I've put into this? Scias: :hide: Mr. Carver: A deal you say………:plotting: ************** The deck of the Forgotten Freedom…… Portal: *pop* Kids: Ooof. Ivy, Hyrd, and Dandelion are sunning themselves nearby in deck chairs. Ivy: Oh, hey, guys. You're back. Teiza: Yes. Being back good. Ivy: Anything interesting happen? Scias: N-n-n-n…*scribble* <Nothing worth talking about.> Teiza: Yes. No asking. *über-glare* Ivy: :confused: Chu: Chu! *Scias-glomph* Teiza: :mad: Scais: :nonono: OOC: They are free. Scias: That was anti-climactic. OOcat: I challenge you to make an entire story just to show a Youtube video and then figure out an ending. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-30-07, 09:54 PM | Mr. Carver: But I believe this farce has gone on long enough. Teiza: Finally. Mr. Carver snaps his tiny fingers. A glowing circle appears on the floor below Scias, Chi, and the box Teiza is in. Mr. Carver: This teleportation will take you straight back to the Forgotten Freedom, even removing Miss d'Borisheel from the box. You and the entire crew of the ship will henceforth be barred from entering this dimension. Have a pleasant journey. As Mr. Carver raises his hand again to deliver the final command Chu's mind races furiously. Chu: (ihh GottathinkgottathinkGOTTATHINK! What is it about my dad that I can use? What is it about the multiverse's greatest thief who sends his own daughter off to a weird hell-hole…:lightbulb ) Let's make a deal! Mr. Carver pauses. Everyone turns to look at Chu. Mr. Carver: A deal? What makes you think that is an option? Chu: Your the kind of mastermind who always has crazy convoluted plans. I can tell that just by how you can't be beat and how you aren't cliché. You sent me off to the FF for some reason, something you could only get from there, and something you knew would require me somehow. Well I'm giving you the chance to ask for it. Whatever it is. Scias: Are you sure this is— OOcat: :mad: Could you not question the lovely complex reasoning I've put into this? Scias: :hide: Mr. Carver: A deal you say………:plotting: ************** The deck of the Forgotten Freedom…… Portal: *pop* Kids: Ooof. Ivy, Hyrd, and Dandelion are sunning themselves nearby in deck chairs. Ivy: Oh, hey, guys. You're back. Teiza: Yes. Being back good. Ivy: Anything interesting happen? Scias: N-n-n-n…*scribble* <Nothing worth talking about.> Teiza: Yes. No asking. *über-glare* Ivy: :confused: Chu: Chu! *Scias-glomph* Teiza: :mad: Scais: :nonono: OOC: They are free. Scias: That was anti-climactic. OOcat: I challenge you to make an entire story just to show a Youtube video and then figure out an ending. |
| Charles Phipps10-30-07, 10:19 PM | Lilly: Okay, after that successful experiment with Xiath. Tirmek: SUCCESSFUL!? Lilly: I've identified all the extant magical properties and energies of the armor you found. Tirmek: :confused: Lilly: No need to thank me. |
| rampant10-31-07, 12:16 AM | Tirmek - What Armor? It was a potion! |
| Charles Phipps10-31-07, 12:34 AM | Lilly: Oh, that will take awhile longer. |
| rampant10-31-07, 02:52 AM | Tirmek - *Face palm* How long is the duration on that potion? Xiath - CHEWY! Cole - This is the last time I play Rodan! |
| Norr10-31-07, 11:59 AM | Forgotten Freedom underworks, Lower Deck City Zair skitters around the streets and alleyways, doing her best to dodge the big folk. Or, rather, she deliberately ran across their feet. It fascinated her that the residents actually tried to avoid stepping on her. Another clue that the elusive squirrel civilization frequented the city. Strangely though, she hadn't seen a squirrels tail since she'd entered the city. Zair - (ihh) This is leading nowhere. I need to get my bearings, and maybe gather some info on this town. Now, logically, where would the best place to do so be? Across the street hung two signs, magically enchanted to glow in the dim twlight of the underworks. One was about one foot square and blue with a white border. In the middle was a large white i. The other was a garish green and orange depicting a ship and a large mug of ale. Zair skittered off towards the signs and into the tavern. Crowd - SURPRISE! Zair - Gah! A dwarf with yellow har and button eyes and clad in a tattered leather toga appeared in the doorway behind Zair. Crowd - Hey, that's not Fred! Barney - He went off in the other direction, I'll go get him... again. Zair - (ihh) okay, walking out slowly... *runs* Later, Zair stops in an alleyway to catch her breath. ??? - You're early, didn't expect that of you... Zair - :confused: Looking in the direction of the voice, she sees a man dressed in finery stand with his back turned towards her. He is holding a fancy-looking rapier. Noble - This will end tonight Ferdinand, your betrayal will come to light and sweet Ferrari will see you for what you are. Zair - :uh-huh: Noble - Now Ferdinand, *swings around, revealing a loaded hand-crossbow* DEFEND YOURSELF! *shoots* Noble - ...? Zair - *bolt vibrating in the wall half an inch over her head* :mymy: Noble - :censored: *slowly starts reloading his crossbow* :censored: animals... Zair - :shifty: *picks up a tiny vial from her belt* humans... *sneaks up and tosses the vial into the nobles scabbard* Noble - *still reloading* Darn sword keeps getting in the way *sheathes the rapier* Zair - *scampers off* Best 50 gp I ever spent :devil: --- Later Noble - You're early, didn't expect that of you... This will end tonight Ferdinand, your betrayal will come to light and sweet Ferrari will see you for what you are. Ferdinand - Ferrari knows who I am, but who are You, "Count Monty Haul"? Count of Monty Haul - Now Ferdinand, *swings around, revealing a loaded hand crossbow* DEFEND YOURSELF! *shoots* Ferdinand - You shot me in the foot you bugga'! En garde! Count - *yanks at his rapier* What the... It's stuck! Ferdinand - *stabs the count in the face* Now where did he hide that treasure.... --- Earlier Zair - Where was I... Yes, looking for squirrels (I must be nuts). *turns a corner* In an open space, two men are fighting with brilliant energy weapons. They jump, dodge, weave and block to avoid eachother in an amazing display of acrobatics and agility. A small crowd is watching, a faint voice is yelling over the humming and screeching of the swords. Cut-someone-elses-throat Troubbler - Hot sausages! Inna bun! Mostly fresh meat! With Herbs for a extra copper! Suddenly one of the men trips, and the other immediately skewers him with his brilliant sword. The man on the ground look up and smiles. Stabbed man - So what now, sir? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound? stabbing man - Or you could surrender. Zair - Is it just me, or is this city even more screwed up than the upper parts of this ship? *Form behind her back* - Yes, they have been laying off a bit lately. Zair - *spins around* :eek: where did you come from? Squirrel - Just passing by to check up on things. Those two have been at it for three and-a-half years now. Zair - And no one stops them? Squirrel - Hell no, where thinking of building a theme park around them. A small one. Good for tourism. Zair - Kinda makes se... Hey! You're a squirrel! Squirrel - *blank look* Zair - A talking squirrel. Squirrel - *holds up a mirror* Zair - Oh, I'm sorry. That must've seemed quite... yes. Squirrel - Quite. Zair - Fact is, I have been looking for an organization of talking squirrels, a 'squirrel civilization'. I have been told they may be found somewhere belowdecks on this... ship... *looks around suspicioulsy* Squirrel - So it would seem. May I ask why you seek this 'organization of talking squirrels' miss? Zair - I'm looking for my grandson. I believe he might have found his way to you. Squirrel - I see... Yes, you have found a member of the Squirrel Civilization. There are many of us, but we no longer visit the upper decks as frequently as we used to. If your grandson has indeed found a place among us, we can help you find him. Follow me. When I'm done with my business here I can take you to our realm within this hull. Zair - I am most grateful. May I ask, could I bring my master with me? You see, I am bound by the familiars oath for the time being, and my master is waiting for my return outside the town walls. Squirrel - Is that so. We do not allow just any outsider into our lands. But if you can vouch for him, he may accompany you. Assuming he is still alive when we come for him. Zair - An all too likely event *sigh* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw10-31-07, 03:58 PM | OOC: Let's see………:globe: for accurately portraying how Lower-Deck City is the Forgotten Freedom's version of a basement. It's kinda like this: http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/gamespyarchive/strips/2005-03-24.jpg |
| rampant10-31-07, 06:18 PM | Teiza - Momo! Shcroedigger - :hides: Momo - *suddenly off balance* Teiza - Come on! we have a new series to design and a full schedule of custom jobs coming in. Momo and Scias - *anime sigh* |
| Charles Phipps10-31-07, 06:24 PM | Lilly: There's only one solution. *pulls out Potion* *Drinks* Lilly: Ah! *transforms* *into Tirmek* Tirmek-Lilly: That should confuse Xiath long enough....YARN! *Lilly pounces on some and starts playing with it* |
| Kale_Fangblade10-31-07, 07:20 PM | Sithis: hm... Thanks featherhead. Right. Like i believe he'd just tell me all this for free, there's obviously somthing he hasnt told me. *offers hand* Mr. Sucky: *smirk* nice try kid, but i know exactly what some of you Island brats can do with just a simple touch. Sithis: *shrug*Cant blame me for trying. Sithis turned, a demonic smile forming under his face scalf and shifted his temporal stance again. then, his hands moving rapidly again, mouthing yet another spell. he activated an invisbility spell. Sithis passed through the sewer grate, smiling all the while, as he ran down the passage way into the tunnels. his footsteps and movements utterly silent. Sithis: you underestimate me featherhead. unknown to you, the poison in those daggers and the 'shake hands' curse were all mere distractions. during the fight, i managed to detach some of my shadow and place it into yours. thanks to a little combination that Elina helped me develop, my shard of shadow has burried itself in your escence, completely undetectable, unless of course, you know where to look. Sithis turned a corridor, his magic was utterly undetectable by all but the most state of the art detectors thanks to a little training by an infiltration specialist. by shifting with minuet amounts of temporal energy over a broad spectrum, he was able to scatter his temporal energy signature. Sithis: And when i've found out how you've screwed me over and completed this mission, im going to find you and who you work for. and pay you back for that 'brat' comment. |
| rampant10-31-07, 10:07 PM | Within the tunnel The material lining the walls and ceiling is unfamiliar to Sithis but still familiar. Sithis - (i.h.h. Seems similar to a rune based form of living crystal, the etchings along the seems are tiny, and the material is definetly plantlike, but still completely artificial.) Looking around the wood colored corridors pulsed with energy traveling up and down the runes to and from the various alcoves. Sithis - (i.h.h. dataports/com posts, i'd wager each one is actually wireless and the visible connections are just distractions) The passage runs north till it reaches the earth beneath the cathedral of the silver flame, and south till it reaches the coast of the continent. Along the floor Tall tan colored construct with various plating materials direct varios humanoids to their tasks, bowing only to the ocassional humanoid wearing strange two layered crystal armor, and bearing many crystal shards in their skin. Sithis - (i.h.h. Ok given what I know about this facility the command post could potencially be at any of the doors along the walls between the data port, but the portal is in the center under the cathedral, and the main production faciliities are at the ends on the tunnels. Which way shall I go?) |
| rampant11-02-07, 01:42 AM | Tirmek - Ok now I just need to formulate a... brilliant... plan... THAT'S MY YARN! Sarah - :D Elina - What's so funny? Sarah - Catfight:D Elina - Yeah what do we do about Xiath? Sarah - I gave her peanut butter :devil: Xiath - :mymy: mewy (i.h.h. too chewy, must find milk!) Elina - ... I need sane friends :nonono: |
| Charles Phipps11-02-07, 01:49 AM | Lilly: I'm sorry Tirmek. I'll help your injured and wounded form down the stairs. Tirmek: What? I'm not injured. Wolverine: *STAB* Tirmek: OH MY GODS! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FRO... Lilly: Now, how do I get you down to the infirmary... Tirmek trips down the stairs due to his wounds. http://www.bobandgeorge.com/Fancomics/Resident/075.png Tirmek: ......Lilly, the vengeance I will inflict will dwarf anything yet known. |
| Charles Phipps11-02-07, 02:19 AM | Alcholholic Foesmasher Notascott: Dwarf? Tirmek: GASP! A NEW CREW MEMBER! Al: Yes, I'm the stereotypical Dwarf. Nice to meet you, Kittyman. |
| demonfey0211-02-07, 02:40 AM | Ilt: Well, let's get the lightweight some more ale. Al: Lightweight? Who're ya callin' a lightweight? I bet I can drink any person here under! Ilt: Jarlot's still captain, just never mentioned. Al: ...You win this round, Birdie. |
| rampant11-02-07, 01:46 PM | OORampant - Ok seriously does that potion have a limited duration or do I need to update her stats? oh and Kale, I got Xiath up on the Wiki, go ahead and add anything you'd like. ------------------------------------------- Xiath - mmm :mad: Word Being - Got milk?:D |
| Charles Phipps11-02-07, 03:37 PM | OOC: It runs out after an hour. |
| rampant11-02-07, 04:48 PM | Xiath - :yuck: I don't feel so good *RALPH* Tirmek - Why me Ravanna? Ravanna - Because I've better things to do then listen to you plot elaborate revenge schemes against Lily. Sarah - At least she isn't Uber anymore ---------------------------------------- Jarlot - What happened to Kithle? Micheal - He's been busy selling loads of Prank materials to a Woman named Brella. Just got an order for an emo-seeking missle. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Pholly - I don't see why I have to be stuffed in the rocket. Kithle - I told you, your a catalyst for the explosion. *pulls out a stick and starts cramming the halfling into a shell casing. |
| rampant11-03-07, 01:21 AM | Teiza - :D Corre - She's not gonna stop grinning like that any time soon is she? Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmmmmm (big deal so she got all the Reese's cups thi year:rolleyes: ) |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-04-07, 01:10 AM | OOC: Ok, finally going to add the Suferot writeup. This is my first shot at translating what's in my head into paper, so cut me some slack. Yes, it's intended to be insanely powerful and totally game breaking if used in normal D&D. I actually toned it down a lot by adding in requirements like Checks and such. One more thing to mention; it's a lot more closely related to a Paragon Class than a real monster class, but the Paragon levels are gained via unlocking the seals rather than level ups. In addition, they don't gain HP, BAB, saves, or things like that outside of their PC classes, just special abilities. Lots of special abilities. :D They can unbind in almost any order, usually prefering ones that mesh with their natural abilities best. The one exception is the Solar Plexus. That comes last for a very good plot-related reason. All I'm saying is that Terrek may want to take notes from Terra on how to restrain real power. ;) I'll be listing the abilities with a brief description, followed by the associated seals. The seals are interactive and many times symbiotic. Seals in italics are not needed for the ability to become active, but enhance its effectiveness. As a reminder, the seals are as follows: Root, Sacral, Solar Plexus, Heart, Throat, Brow, and Crown. Subtypes: Native Outsider, Humanoid Darksight (Ex): (Brow, Crown) A basic ability for a creature that lives in shadow. Similar to Darkvision, this allows a Suferot to see as much as a normal creature would on a clear, sunny day, even in the total absense of light. They are not immune to blinding effects from bright lights, but spells such as Darkness have no effect. When both the Brow and Crown seals are opened, the Suferot gains the ability to see through illusions based on visual trickery (Disguise Self, Silent Image, Blur, etc) with a Spot check (DC = CL + spell level + caster's relevant modifier (Int, Wis, Cha)). Shadowform (Ex): (Brow, Crown, All others) The Suferot becomes so in tune with their shadowy nature that they can assume the composition of Shadowmatter once per day per seal unbound + 1/2 their Class levels rounded down. The form is impervious to non-magical weapons, gains a 25% miss chance to non-shadow/light based weaponry/spells (increased 10% for each extra seal opened), is immune to critical hits, and all non-shadow/light damage becomes non-lethal. Light-based attacks have a 50% chance of stunning the Suferot back into its natural form (-5% for each extra seal opened). Massive damage (lethal), instead of forcing a Fortitude Save vs Death, force a Will Save, failure of which dispells the form. Shadow Tentacles (Ex): (Sacral, Crown, All others) The Suferot can form four tentacles of pure shadowmatter (+2 per extra seal opened) any number of times per day. For each pair used toward a specific attempt, the Suferot gains a +5 on any Grapple checks. When used as a weapon, they deal 2d4 + Str Mod (slashing and magic, Crit 18-20X2) or 1d6 + Str Mod (piercing and magic, Crit 20X4). At five seals, three or more can be melded into larger tentacles capable of doing 1d6/tentacle (minimum 3d6) + Str Mod (bludgeoning and magic, Crit 19-20X2), but with a -2 to attack rolls per tentacle added (minimum -6). Keeper of Shadows (Sp): (All seals) A Suferot instinctively knows how to manipulate the substance they are born from, which gives rise to their ability to cast Shadowmagic in its base form. They lack the nuanced manipulations of true Shadowcasters, but can cast an unlimited number of times per day. The forms/abilities the Shadowmatter takes are limited by the number of seals opened. 1.) Simple weapons 2.) Martial weapons 3.) Exotic weapons 4.) Goo (functions as Web, Entangle, etc) 5.) Spell Storing 6.) Ability Drain 7.) ? (you didn't think I'd give it away that easily, did you? ;)) Shadow Doppleganger (Su): (Throat, Crown, Brow, All others) Using Shadowmatter, the Suferot can create and maintain exact replicas of themselves, up to two per seal opened. The true Suferot can switch between them as a free action. After five seals, the Suferot can alter one or more dopplegangers in the same manner they can themselves with their natural shapeshifting ability (requires Concentration Check DC = 15 + 2x # of altered dopplegangers + # unaltered dopplegangers). Failure results in the doppleganger returning to normal form. Fast Healing (Ex): (All seals) The Suferot's connection to the material that forms the framework of all matter allows them to heal naturally at an amazing rate. Upon the opening of the first seal, they gain Fast Healing 5. The next two seals increase it by 5 each. When four seals are opened, Fast Healing is replaced by Regeneration 15. The remaining seals (at least up to the sixth) again increase it by 5 each. Shadow and/or Light based attacks are treated as lethal and do not go away naturally. Timeless Body (Ex): (natural) True to their Outsider nature, the Suferot grow to maturity and then stop. So far, Elina and Sarah's growth has not done so, thus the exact age this happens is so far unknown. They are immortal at least in so far as they will not die from old age. Life System Immunity: Being not truly dependant on their organs and bodily systems, the Suferot gain increasing immunity to effects that damage/hinder such things. 1.) Immunity to Disease (Root, Throat) 2.) Immunity to Poison (Root, Crown) 3.) Immunity to Paralysis (Root, Brow) 4.) Immunity to Death Attacks (Root, Sacral, Crown) 5.) Immunity to (non-shadow/light based) Critical Hits (Root, Crown, Brow, Throat) Shapechanger (subtype) (Crown, Brow, Throat, Sacral) After two of the aforementioned seals are opened, the Suferot gains the Shapechanger subtype and can adjust their appearance (similar to Thousand Faces). The third seal allows them to take on alternate forms with similar dimensions to their own, and the fourth allows them to take on any form within one size category. Because the Alternate forms are true reconfigurations of their base structure rather than magical effects, they gain any abilities associated with the new form and lose any they had that required parts lost in transformation. Yes, this includes reproductive capacity, rampant. :D Flight: (Root, Brow, Crown) When these three seals are opened, the Suferot gains the ability to manifest Wings, the shape/colorings of which are determined by their personality and Alignment. These wings can be pulled out or put away as a standard action. A Suferot in flight need not depend on the air to stay aloft, though doing so reduces its flight speed to that of its normal base land speed. The Suferot retain a high degree of aerial maneuverability (as if moving unencumbered through smooth terrain) in nearly any conditions, though their actions may still suffer from weather effects such as high winds, rain, snow, etc (DC determined by DM). Shadow Evasion: (Root, Brow, Crown, Sacral, All others) The Suferot exist on a balance point between the Material Plane and the Plane of Shadow. In the same way shadowmatter merely retreats back into its home Plane when chased by the light, a Suferot can avoid attacks with uncanny skill. A successful Reflex Save negates all non-shadow/light based damage, and halves said exception. A failed attempt forces the attacker to roll a d% for non-shadow/light based attacks to see if they overcome a 50% miss chance (as if the Suferot had gained the Incorporeal subtype). When caught flat-footed, the Suferot retain this ability, but are denied the Ref save bonus to an evasion attempt. Natural Armor: (All seals) A Suferot's connection to shadow allows it to modify its bodily structure at the base level, giving it a resistance to attacks. At three seals, they gain a +5 to their AC, and after two more seals are opened, it increases to +10. Damage Reduction (Ex): (All seals) Being magical creatures, they are resistant to all non-magical weaponry. At two seals, the Suferot gain a DR 5/magic. The amount increases to 10/magic at four seals, and again to 15/magic at six. Spell Resistance: A Suferot gains a resistance to magical attacks equal to 10 + HD (max of 35). |
| rampant11-04-07, 01:55 AM | OORampant - Looks like you left out the sub-species OOKaizer - Sub-species? OORampant - Yeah Suferot Matriarch (Elina, Terra), Suferot Beast (Scias, Sarah), Suferot Angel (Deis, Nina), and Suferot Fury (Sarah again) OOKaizer - I just finally get this up and you want sub-spicies! :mad: OORampant - Fine you forgot flight. -------------------------------------------- Sarah - (wearing galoshes) Dammit now Tirmek's drooling all over the place! Tirmek - (after seeing the shapeshift, and tentacle entries) :drool: |
| demonfey0211-04-07, 01:05 AM | Ilt: Forgot racial bonuses. OOKaizer: Hm? Ilt: Do they have bonuses to physical and mental abilities akin to half celestials or half fiends, lycanthropy throw in anything, things like that? |
| rampant11-04-07, 01:39 AM | As sithis makes his way towards the center of the complex he notices the Humanoids with the crystal sharsa and layered armor. Sithis - (i.h.h. Those shards are some sort of psionic channel, I can't tell any more without a deeper scan and that might compromise my position, that gnome with the crazy eye... I could have sworn he was looking right at me for a second there, ... creepy arse gnome, the armor is just radiating with divine and psionic defenses a blind null could see that much, the minions seem to get a little disoriented just standing next to them. ) |
| Charles Phipps11-04-07, 04:52 AM | OOC: Because we've been moved, I've decided to bookmark my Account information so I know when this page is updated. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-04-07, 07:34 AM | OOC: We think it is a logical move: we are no longer really an Eberron thread. OOcat: Great, now we'll probably be flooded with n00bs who who'll ask about the rules. :rolleyes: |
| crazy_monkey195611-04-07, 10:14 AM | OOC: We think it is a logical move: we are no longer really an Eberron thread. OOcat: Great, now we'll probably be flooded with n00bs who who'll ask about the rules. :rolleyes: OOC: Hi...just posting as the Gleemax PbP caretaker. Whoever is in charge of this thing, please PM me with a brief rundown of what this is and why it got moved. Thanks. I'll butt out from here on in. |
| urial angel of death11-04-07, 10:48 AM | OOC: You forgot what bypasses the regeneration. Also I will be updating soon. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-04-07, 03:28 PM | OOC: Added some of your suggestions, as well as one other thing I forgot about. I'll get to the "sub"-species in a bit. I still need to figure out how that would work best in D&D terms other than "artistic licence". :D |
| demonfey0211-04-07, 04:04 PM | Ilt's looking at the ability list, while standing near the Suferots. Ilt: So this is what you guys can do? Elina: Yeah, pretty much. It doesn't even get into what I can do. Sarah: You don't even want to go there. Ilt: Tuilviel's wings! Its not even complete yet! Deis: So that's what I need for full tentacle abilities! Nina: Wait, do moms count as Suferot? Ilt: ...Probably not. Lisa doesn't have most of the needed traits, and Terra lacks a few that separate her from you. Lily: Wow, Elina can be my own harem! Elina: ...*Hammer'd* Tirmek: Ha ha! Sarah: I could be Tirmek's harem!:plotting: Tirmek: :eek: :hides: Momo: Wait, which subtype could I fall into? Scias (squiggle): Good question. Ilt: Possibly some kind of living construct, perhaps? It'd let you incorporate a lot of your artificer skills into your form. Momo: Hm...:plotting: |
| Charles Phipps11-04-07, 04:19 PM | Next... The most difficult assignment Lilly faces. Getting his Pet to get all of her shots. *Sarah rips a portion of the wall out with her claws* |
| Kale_Fangblade11-04-07, 06:04 PM | Sithis: Looks like i'll investigate the portal first, scan and record that with my mantic sight, then move the factories. while keeping an eye on that creepy gnome... he could already know about me being here or have been tipped off by featherhead. that would be just my luck. Sithis passed along the corridors again, heading towards the portal. Sithis: If i consider the fact that i might of already been detected, then i should be careful to look out for an ambush, if such a thing happens im going to have to use some of my bloodline powers, probably the big ones. |
| rampant11-04-07, 06:28 PM | *OMINUS PSUEDO-LATIN CHORUS* Sithis - (i.h.h. Well that's never a good thing.) *OMINUS PSUEDO-LATIN CHORUS* Sithis - (i.h.h. ...) Upon reachingthe center of the complex Sithis sees the Angel Aomas floating over the portal as he constructs the Spell-Network to activate the portal. Aomas Normally a good sized specimen, seems to expand several fold as the energy flows through him energizing the portal's massive runes as the inner ring spins. 13 - Rented the old SG-1 set eh? *OMINUS PSUEDO-LATIN CHORUS* Aomas - Someone shoot the twice damned bard! Bunny - *ca-chik*BOOM* Bard - gak! :ghosted: Sithis - (i.h.h. I thought the portal was already active? does he have to do this everytime or...) Segger - I hope we find the fragging bird brain who screwed with our stabalizers. Crieg - Yeah, Fried chicken is low carb. Sithis - (i.h.h. So that's what he was doing.) A squadron of the tall tan consructs walks through the gate. The one in front has no special plating but those behind him have mithral plates forged into their bodies. All their eyes glow with a blue light. Squad Leader - The 213 is ready for orders milord. Aomas - (agitated) Gaurd the Portal Room and set up an independent sensor grid in here, I want no one messing with the gate again, I can't be rushing back here everytime some glorified turkey gets in. |
| Charles Phipps11-04-07, 09:16 PM | OOC: Take note, the below is in good humor. Forgotten Freedom Lilly: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Tirmek: WHAT'S HAPPENING!? Elina: THE UNIVERSE IS MOVING! Sarah: ARFFFFFF! *shuddering stops* Satnak: I've got some bad news. Sarah: What? Satnak: The Gods Above the Entities have banished the FF from the Great Wheel. Sarah: What!? Satnak: Yes, we now are in the Chaotic Evil Realm of Shadows and Darkness. Lilly: The Gleemax forums? Tirmek: Oh.... Lilly: AWESOME! |
| rampant11-05-07, 12:56 AM | Tirmek - *sniff* What is that hideous stench? Lily - *breathes deep* That, my fine feline, is "New forum smell." Tirmek - *Starts spraying air freshner around* That has got to go. Lily - noooooo -------------------------------- Sanir - *crouching ready, disguised as a redshirt, in hiding, with a holy crossbow, and protective bracers* (i.h.h. I don't know If i can do this, I mean I know it's orders but he's still Toren's kid.) Maladren - KEEP YOUR GRUBBY PAWS OF MY PRINCE! Sanir - :help: (i.h.h. when did the runt get so freaking scary?) ---------------------- OOC: Feel Free to play around with this, but Sanir is a deadly assasin, he will eventually escape, and he will reveal little. |
| Charles Phipps11-05-07, 01:14 AM | Lilly: Okay, Tirmek, I'm ready to examine what you need examined. Tirmek: Ugh, finally. Lilly: Though ignore my project for combining Rakashasa and Surefot DNA to build my next ultimate Familiar. *Lilly's pocket pops up the cutest little Puppy/Kitten boy ever* Irmek: Arf! |
| demonfey0211-05-07, 01:36 AM | Ilt comes out of the shadows around the area (having hidden in a cardboard box until now.) Ilt: Your disguise and hiding abilities suck, newbie. Sanir: Who the hell're you? Ilt: The last of the named redshirts. Speaking of which... He pulls out his rapier and cutlass. Ilt: You have to be able to at least beat me if you want to even stand any chance at all. Sanir: ...*shoots* Ilt disappears. Sanir (ihh): ...crap, totemist. Ilt's voice drifts out into the area. Ilt: Let the hunt begin... OOC: Basically, Ilt's going to harry the guy, using lots of natural hazards like Xiath to do actual damage. |
| Paulon11-05-07, 02:03 AM | OOPaulon: Isn't Xiath more of an unnatural hazard? :D Xiath: *CHOMP* OOPaulon: *hopping on his remaining foot* Eeep! *vanishes* Xiath: CHEWY! |
| demonfey0211-05-07, 11:56 AM | OODF: Anywhere besides the FF? Yeah, Xiath'd be an unnatural disaster. On the FF, though, she's a common hazard that redshirts must either overcome or perish against. |
| Charles Phipps11-05-07, 05:56 PM | OOC: FYI, we may be starting a new campaign here on the Forgotten Freedom soon. The difference will be that we'll essentially be acknowledging that we're no longer playing in a recognizable Eberron anymore and clearly define that this is an Epic Level Campaign Setting. In the meantime, I'll be designing a summary for our world and also a lot of stuff that will help make encounters more interesting/surreal. Unless anyone has any objections it'll be a 100 year time skip for our player characters. The focus of the game will still be comedy, frankly Shadows over Cyre got too dark and has recently changed to become less so, it'll still remain the place for "serious" roleplaying but we can definitely return to storyline telling here in addition to the ridiculousness. I'm debating whether this should mean yet another new thread. I await thoughts. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-05-07, 06:39 PM | OOC: We think these time skips are way too much. While there is a timelessness to the FF, the skips break that feeling. They also introduce too much of a need to figure out what everyone was doing in the meantime. We pretty much act like Eberron has modern technology anyway, so instead of bumping the timeline let's just acknowledge that. 100 years would also kill off all the fun humans that we could still use, like King Steve, Princess Sara, and Roy Paladinmount. Also: Epic? More like Exalted. We've killed Pun-Pun, Tiamat (twice), Ariajni, various invading alien forces, etc. We use Epic as redshirts. :P |
| Charles Phipps11-05-07, 06:48 PM | OOC: Fair enough, the Time Skip is Perfunctory at best. I am going to be removing most of the barriers regarding the Planes from Eberron though to better simulate the epic feeling. Elemental Kings, Demon lords, and Angels plus Ancient Dragons will be running around Eberron pretty soon. Also, gods from other worlds will be able to walk the Earth. Frankly, it was my ending to begin with and I rather disliked the banishment that was imposed at the end of Terra's crisis. Tiamat, thankfully, will be staying slain. And Epic IS Exalted, You may think Satnak is sixty but she actually doesn't do anything as powerful as MY version of sixty would :-) |
| rampant11-05-07, 06:57 PM | Satnak - gimme a week |
| Charles Phipps11-05-07, 07:04 PM | But yes, if people are interested, I'll probably have the description for Eberron "The Next Age" ready for everyone by Friday. Basically, it'll instill the Forgotten Freedom essence to everything while pretty much ascribing that the world has taken some dramatic levelling up thanks to all the magic released during the various battles. You know, all those Warhammer rejects helping out.... The PCs will still be the strongest in the world but it won't be quite as dramatically one sided. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-05-07, 08:03 PM | OOC: I figure a new thread for this time skip would be best. We've got things to do here and now, but the general idea of where they'd be then shouldn't be hard to figure out. Any discrepancies can be chalked up to alternate timelines and the innate chaos of the ship. :D Of course, certain things will have to be discussed between posters. Sarah: :smirk: Hint hint. Tirmek: :D |
| Charles Phipps11-05-07, 08:23 PM | FYI- All the major NPCs, King Steve and so on will be maintained and there won't be a major time skip. That was a very good point, I'll instead let anyone who wants to skip ahead timeline wise do so or not based on the shifting nature of the Forgotten Freedom (Now referred to as "The Ship of Chaos" officially in the Eberron world) We can assume most of the changes took place in the past couple of decades since the actual change. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-05-07, 08:47 PM | I'll instead let anyone who wants to skip ahead timeline wise do so or not based on the shifting nature of the Forgotten Freedom OOC: This works out better than having a complete timeline skip. Things like various honeymoons have established that years can happen in locations not the main world, kids can be ~10 after two weeks (Sarah and Elina, for those of you who forgot, or Chu being born as a teenager), and that you can establish a dynasty of overpowered White Wolf knockoffs (;)). We can assume most of the changes took place in the past couple of decades since the actual change. :confused: |
| rampant11-05-07, 09:06 PM | Sithis - (i.h.h. Better get the hell out of here, Sounds like a lot of extra security is going up. Let's see these production facilities at the other ends of these tunnels.) --------------------- The tunnel evenutally ends behind a rock wall with an illusion covering a wall of force. The force wall opens momentarily when a security guard (a heavily plated construct) enters a command on a data port after scanning the ID of the unit or individual moving out, and a visual link allows for the same process on the outside without exposing a gaurd or an internally connected data port to outsiders. Slipping out with a crew of humanoid gaurds escorting a large somethign under a tard, a very heavy tarp. Sithis follows them to a facility on the coast hidden by layers of illusions and similar defenses as the portal complex. Once inside it's a different story the facility is largely automated, what few workers there are all almost exclusively Cannith artificers overseeing the machines as they turn out arrows, bolts, potions, wands, scrolls, alchemical concoctions (some of which Sithis managed to bottle before it reached the bottling stage where any discrepancies would be noticed), and in another room, Staffs, Rods, and special ammunition. Sithis - (i.h.h. um ****) Zodian Talkis ( a.k.a. the creepy-eyed gnome ) - I'd like to see you in my office young man. Sithis - ... Talkis - I meant now Boy! Sithis - (i.h.h. no way canhe be talking to me) Talkis - Yes I am now march or I'll set the gaurds on you, Lord Aomas would love to have someone to blame for the problems with the portal this morning. |
| Charles Phipps11-05-07, 09:20 PM | :confused: In a nutshell, I'm saying in between all the destruction and chaotic changes of the worlds, there were new heroes emerging and new magics being unearthed. Also, the dimensional barriers were sliding down. It's been fairly clear that was the case anyway. |
| rampant11-06-07, 12:34 AM | Tirmek - Please Sarah I'm undergoing a series of deep, invasive, and quite honestly painful scans to ensure that there's no nasty little surprises lurking about so just bear with me, please :bigeyes: Sarah - *Sitting on Tirmek* Grrrrrrrrrr Fine but when those tests come back and we've cleared this mess up YOU ARE MINE! Tirmek - :cloud9: ------------------------------------ Aomas - *looks down to see the small black seed-shaped gem begining to expandand a seem just making a hint of an appearance* --------------------------------------- Nither - purrrrr Ylil - ... I'm not sleeping tonight am I? |
| Charles Phipps11-06-07, 01:29 AM | Here's my basic outline for the work [humor] Forgotten Freedom: The Next Age Rules * This is an Epic Level Campaign Setting. Player characters are expected to have characters of 20th level through 30th level though no higher. 10th level or higher heroes as well as villains are common enough to form small armies in this land. * This is a humor thread as much as a story thread. Serious RPGing may be touched upon, but it's somewhat of a Discworld parody of fantasy as much as anything else. * Poseuing other characters is permitted only when you've established permission from the character's authors to do so. * This is a narrative campaign setting with levels primarilly serving as guidelines more than anything else. Basically, write up your combat and other encounters rather than role them but try and be realistic. * The format for characters should be handled in this way. Character Name Alignment/Race/Class Personality Description: Appearance: History: Setting While this was once an Eberron campaign, the setting bears no real similiarity anymore to the continent of Khorvaire save it's past leading up to a century ago. The only thing similiar is the names of some of the countries as well as the fact that they tend to have a vague similiarity in terrain and cities. The Continent of Vaire has been broken by the Shattering of the Walls. Numerous Demons, Elementals, Celestials, and more poured into the continent before carving it up amongst them. While human kingdoms still exist, it is solely at the grace of the powerful magics and heroes they wield. The gods of dozens of worlds proceeded to set up shop on Eberron as many Dragons migrated to the land. The continents of Riedra and Aerenal were not spared devastation and only now are many coming out the bleakness. It is a setting where Gensai, Aasimar, Tieflings, Humans, Dragons, and Eldarin can walk about freely together while grand plots to dominate the various Planes linked to the mortal world are hatched or re-hatched in this realm. Where Pelor's avatar can duel with that of Tyr or Banes plus any other you could imagine. The average human in this strange new world doesn't have much of a life expectancy unless he swiftly learns to be obequois towards the new rulers of the world. However, that doesn't mean that there aren't people who fight for them against all odds. These people are those who might make it so that mankind might someday rise to gain the power of their rivals and once more dominate the world. Many times they're selected by gods, other times, they're just people who carved the power they needed from the world. Chief amongst the more interesting locations in the continent of Vaire is the Forgotten Freedom, an Abyssal Warship of the planes that has been in the control of a thoroughly mad but morally neutral Captain named Jarlot for the past century. It is this place that is a gathering spot for heroes and villains on neutral territory. Those who join it's crew must serve for ten years travelling between the various planes, locations of Eberron, and it's own hundreds of levels. They may be heroes, villains, or self interested fools but they journey from one hot spot in the planet to another seeking glory and amusement. The Captain doesn't order you to help or hinder, merely asks you keep the violence on the ship limited to the damned souls that serve as the ship's enlisted men or non-lethal. In the horrors you reach, the only rule is "Do as you will." For those who wish to carve glory, it is an opportunity, for those who wish to reak havoc....it is a promise. |
| demonfey0211-06-07, 01:53 AM | Ilt: Does this mean I get to be more powerful? OODF: No. It means you're pretty much :censored: Ilt: *list of profanities in raptoran (hate trying to spell the language name correctly)* |
| rampant11-06-07, 01:55 AM | 1. Do not mess with the captain's booze 2. When I find out whose been swapping in the lemonade I wil keelhaul them so bad their entity feel it! 3. I am not batman! 4. Do not feed the squirrels. 5. Aauuuuuuuugh! 6. (writtenin blood) Correction, feed the squirrels, feed the squirrels if you want to live. 7. I strongly advise you tip the janitor. 8. Last guy who stiffed the cleaning crew had his room re-assigned as a dumping zone. 9. Bob's never been same since. 10. Braaaiiiiins |
| Paulon11-06-07, 02:02 AM | Fela yawns at Ilt, giving the distinct impression that raw power doesn't especially matter compared to using the head. OOPaulon: Of course the fact that the little monster was crazy enough to go out and hurt Khyber for destroying her bed and waking her up from a nap suggests that there's a little more power than brains in that kittycat. Fela: *hisses at OOPaulon* |
| demonfey0211-06-07, 02:07 AM | Ilt:...What'd Fela say? Kenku: Mrowr. Ilt: Ah. My counterargument is that while using the brain is preferable, when everyone is at least eleven levels higher than you, a little more power's nice. At least enough to get away from the "usable only as cannon fodder" category. |
| rampant11-06-07, 02:37 AM | Ilt - (wearing the three-fold mask of the chimera) Wait a second Didn't we do the trick or treat joke already? Teiza - (dressed as M. Bison) We haven't beaten it to death yet. Ilt - And how did I end up with you? Corre - (as a goblin, specifically Bigears) Maladren hasthe younger kids, and Mommy decided she needed some "special time" with mother. Ilt - So Dorvos - (as Loki) Hmmmmmm hmmmm (yeah they're up there :pile: like bunnies on viagra, Hey cool I got my translator back!) Corre - Now Hurry up We've almost lost Deis and her littermates! |
| demonfey0211-06-07, 02:45 AM | *Breland* DING-DONG King Steve: I wonder who that can be. He opens the door. D'Borisheel and Branford/Hopeforge kids: TRICK OR TREAT! King Steve: Here you go. He puts a few of his baby skin slippers into the buckets before slamming the door. Deis: Score! She quickly gets most of them. Ilt: Excuse me... *'Ports in, comes back out shortly afterwards with a large bag full of candy* Ilt: Gogogogogo! They all run. King Steve: My personal supply of candy! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! It must have been stolen by Darguun! *In Darguun* Hobgoblins are cheering and getting drunk, because Breland's always a good country to have a brawl with. |
| rampant11-06-07, 03:06 AM | Ilt - Where is Xiath? Dies - (as cobra commander) At the haunted maze. Ilt - Well that's a waste, she's too hungry to be scared. Nina - ( as White Mage ) She's one of the Hazards. Ilt - Ok that makes sense. Momo - (as Winry) She get's paid in contestants. Scias - (as Sly Cooper) *squiggle* So far no one's made it out. Ilt - Not even the Incorporeal undead? Corre - She likes those with beef sauce. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-06-07, 08:02 AM | In the office of Roy Paladinmount…… Vecna steps in. Vecna: Okay, fleshbags, I'm in control around here. Errandis d'Vol: Not so fast! I've put a lot of effort into grabbing the reins of power around here and I will not be usurped by some cryptkeeper reject. Vecna: You wanna make an issue of it? Because you're not just facing any old lich, I'll have you know I'm (turns around) a gggg…:love: Errandis: :love: They embrace. Vecna: What say you and me go…compare secrets? Errandis: :blush: They 'port out. Rina: Sir— Roy: At least no one can make emo cracks. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-06-07, 09:39 AM | OOC: The above was disturbing and wrong. And we've had too little of that lately. :D BTW... *pokes at everyone* You may want to comment on Charles' idea for the new FF incarnation before he decides to start the new thread. |
| rampant11-06-07, 10:17 AM | OOC: I'm confused I thought he had changed his mind and was making a background shift, and that the new intro post was for all the new vict- I mean visitors on this new forum. |
| demonfey0211-06-07, 02:46 PM | At least let Rampant get more of his plot done first. |
| Charles Phipps11-06-07, 03:06 PM | OOC: I won't be posting the new thread for weeks probably. I was just getting everyone's opinions first and anything they want changed. |
| Kale_Fangblade11-06-07, 05:56 PM | OOC: Well, im not so sure about the idea of gods running around Eberron... never have been. but im willing to give the idea a try. Also, what level would we be considering Rakshasa Rajah (ie. beings like Naz'roth) in this? Rampant, around what level of skill/power are we considering this Talkis guy to be? IC: Sithis: Ah ****... not only is this guy capable of piercing my Illusions but he's also capable of piercing my mental defences as well... this is rather bad. Sithis reaches for one of the pouches on his belt. Talkis: i wouldnt do that if i were you. Sithis: I would get out of my mind if i were you. Talkis:... why would i do that? i have you under my thumb now boy. Sithis: I would also stop calling me Boy, im over two centuries old. even if i have the physical attributes of an eighteen year old, im still old enough to be at least removed of the 'boy' label. Talkis: pfft. i can call you what i want. My office. NOW. Sithis smiled as he unleashed the mental inhibitor that made it safer for his companions to create mental links with him. Instantly, Talkis was hit by a roiling wave of emotions, thoughts, stray strands of alien intelligence so confusing. as if there were actually two minds within Sithis's head, that it broke his mental probe and lanced into Talkis's head. As Talkis staggered back, Sithis drew a vial of some strange alchemical substance from his belt. Sithis threw the vial first, and send a sonic blast at it as it span in the air towards Talkis. It detonated, the clear substance inside instantly becoming several gallons of rushing water that exploded outwards. knocking the stunned gnome from his feet. at the same time, Sithis ran backwards, his feet hovering above the floor thanks to his quickly activated Levitation spell. Talkis: *spitting out water* water? mere water wont stop me boy. Sithis: *sparks crackling from his hand* im not just using water :devil: At that moment Sithis unleashed a wave of crackling lighting out form his body, the electricity flowed along the now knee deep water near the Gnome wreathing his form, the damage now increased two fold. Sithis: *hands blurring* Asha'tan Umuli marada Tehenek huak tech'olattan! The water bubbled up around Sithis, forming the lopeing forms of several elder water elementals. |
| Charles Phipps11-06-07, 06:33 PM | OOC: Well it's not Eberron for all intents and purposes anymore. But Rajahs are 60th level. In this version of the campaign, they're pretty much still able to beat our characters when they achieve full power and beat them like a redheaded step child. The ones faced before were largely weakened by recent awakening. |
| DungeonJman11-06-07, 07:41 PM | The format looks good...maybe i'll finally be able to create a permanent character this way. *Sarfen and Nobby rise from the dead behind him. OODungeonJ immediately hits one with a frying pan without looking back, before whistling and having that fixed R2 unit set the other one on fire.* And maybe find a way to get rid of those guys...they raise themselves every 2 weeks or so... |
| ratslinky11-06-07, 07:43 PM | *Ten minutes before the last battle against a rakashas (I probably spelled that wrong) rajah.* Rakashas Rajah (Lets call him Tim): *Wakes up with a hangover and goes into the bathroom to scrub his teeth. Once he's done that he walks into his kitchen to get some coffee. But before he does he turns on the radio to find someone had turned up the volume.* |
| rampant11-06-07, 10:50 PM | A Massive Glove of psionic energy forms on the Gnome's hand as he slaps the elementals away. Talkis - *hold Monster* Sithis - *fails will save* Talkis - *eternal wand of unseen servant* --------------------------------------------- Talkis's office Talkis - I'm an old gnome, you whippersnapper, you gotta hit an old gnome with more than a little lightning, that right there was fishing weather back home. Now what's a talented young Chronox doing all the way out here on this half-dead world? -------------------------- OOC: Talkis is a high level Zodian, which means he has both signifigant divine casting, and several powerful psionic abilities (but little actual manifesting). Treat as a high end 30th level character. He's not trying to kill or capture yet, just a little digging while he makes a decision. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-06-07, 11:02 PM | OOC: Ok, now for the "sub"-species of Suferot. Because I'm lazy and don't want to go through the task of creating the many different stat blocks and such, I took the cheap way out. I think it works better. :D Attunement: (All Seals) Suferot, living connections to the primal forces of creation, tend to be closely linked to certain concepts and/or ideas. After any three seals are opened, the Suferot gains a more visible connection to any concept they embody. As such, they take on certain physical attributes of an animal at least somewhat close to said concept. Elina = Racoon: A wily critter perfectly at home in the dark. Elina is both clever and well aquainted with the darkness. As the acting head of the Suferot, she is far closer to the darkness (and the power/temptation that entails) than the rest. Her past encounters with the evil that uses the dark to hide have left her with a strange attraction to evil (see her reactions to Lilly). Sarah = Werewolf: A vicious and unpredictable beast of frightening strength and tenacity. Sarah is a largely simple creature. Protect/slobber affection on/play with what she likes, kill/maim/eat what she doesn't. Hunt either choice down and ensure they get what's coming to them. Nina = Bird: Small birds can be skittish and weak, but brave beyond their stature when cornered. This little girl is a literal embodiment of all that is good. She is young and inexperienced, so she tends to be unsucessful in her efforts as of yet. So far, she has not been truly pushed, but her innocence and naivety belies a powerful desire to make the world a better place. Deis = Snake: More the literary snake than the real animal, it is treacherous, deadly, cunning, and quintissentially evil. Deis is Nina's literal polar opposite, the embodiment of all that is evil. Though she delights in murder and betrayal, she is also cunning enough to know when doing such hinders future opportunities. Still young, she has yet to have the opportunity to unleash the full vileness of her impulses. Scias = Wolf: A cunning and silent hunter. Scias may be a Werewolf like Sarah, but he has none of the rage. He is instead far more at home using his mind and his hands to achieve his goals. While he tends to follow the pack mentality and remains loyal to his own, he feels no burning need to advance any cause like his sisters. Momo = Rabbit: Inquisitive, energetic, and adorable. Momo is the embodiment of chaos in a ship bred from the stuff. Her genius stems from an insatiable curiosity and unabashed enthusiasm for trying new things, and is not above using her "little girl" voice to get what she wants. |
| rampant11-06-07, 11:32 PM | Momo ... is not above using her "little girl" voice to get what she wants. Teiza - What's the point in that? Momo - You can't solve all my problems. A swift kick to the face is not a universal solution. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-07-07, 08:45 AM | Momo = Rabbit Silver: :devil: OOKaizer: :rant: |
| Charles Phipps11-07-07, 08:46 AM | Momo and Marie. :-) (SCMP, you should read about Maya in our thread. You'd like her) |
| Norr11-07-07, 09:05 AM | To escape the flaming inferno Zarr and Mirr have made their way to the skyscrapers basement. in a straight line. Through thirty floors. In the basement, which should be the lowest point of a building, they found a hatch in the floor. Of course there are always catacombs below the basement. Mirr - Now at least we should be safe from the fires. Zarr - *falls by* Wheee! Mirr - Although... these catacombs look oddly clean... Zarr - *falls by* Wheee! Mirr - Sterile even. Maybe its some kind of lab... Zarr - *falls by* Wheee! Mirr - Would you stop that? Zarr - *falls by* Wheee! Zarr falls into a hole in the floor and instantly falls out of a hole in the ceiling, again plummeting towards the hole in the floor. Zarr - *falls by* Wheee! Mirr - :uh-huh: What the... Zarr - *falls by* I found this really cool gun! Zarr - *falls by* It makes holies! :D Mirr - Gimme that! Zarr - :D Sure! *Tosses the holie gun to Mirr as he falls by* Mirr aims it at the wall she is standing next to and fires. A hole appears, in which she sees a small black projectile rapibly closing in on her. Half a second later Zarr barrels through the hole in the floor and out the hole in the wall, right into Mirr. Zarr - Houch... :D that was fun! Lets do it again! Mirr - arr... my head is a subwoofer... and they are playing death metal... Zarr - Heh. Sorry sis. Mirr - It seems that the maximum number of holies are two. Interesting... Zarr - Is it just me, or is someone upping the temperature? Mirr - I smell smoke. Zarr - Sweet! I'm in need of some hawtness :cool: Mirr - We gotta get out of here. Above them, the roof is beginning to melt. |
| demonfey0211-07-07, 11:51 AM | Silver: :devil: OOKaizer: :rant: OODF: Other kind of rabbit. Bunny: :devil: |
| rampant11-07-07, 12:30 PM | Teiza - It has come to my attencion that you two will be starting school soon. Scias - :rolleyes: Momo - *Tinkers with a wand of searing ray.* Teiza - Now I know you two aren't big fighters, and you've used alternate methods to get in, but It would behoove you to have a few tricks ready. Now I know from expirience that alot of the other kids will see you as easy prey if you used an alternate course to get in, but they'll back off if you - Momo - Give them a swift kick to the face? Teiza - While that is my favorite option, I was gonna suggest you build an orbiter or something. Momo - Orbiter? Teiza - It's a mobile combat homunculus that floats around you and uses wands, sort of like a mini-mecha-beholder. Scias - *tries to shadow 'port out* Teiza - Not so fast *steps on Scias's shadow* Scias - :gel: Teiza - You need to practice stealing something specific when you want it, I.e. control! |
| Kale_Fangblade11-07-07, 12:58 PM | Sithis: I could lie... thats what he would expect me to do, but there are probably sensors against that sort of thing. or i could tell the truth. the truth is probably the better solution, then they probably wont torture me for information. *sigh* I guess there's no way to escape, so i might as well tell you. Im not from this world anymore than you are. Im not even from your world or any world you would of heard of. Talkis: then why are ye here? Sithis: im getting round to that about twelve years ago i moved into a world linked to the Island, my family is originally from here. Im a blood member of the Old House Vol bloodline. The leader of my house, Lady Vol, has been worried by activities she sensed in the area so she sent me to investigate. Talkis: and so you found the facility and sabotaged the portal eh? Sithis: My orders were not to sabotage, or kill anyone unless necesary, i was supposed to scout and gather information. nothing more. of course, i do happen to know who did do the sabotage and set off the alarms. As well as some information regarding their whereabouts. OOC: Rampant can write Talkis's response, Sithis will try to barter his freedom or if required his life for the location and information on 'Featherhead' as Sithis calls him. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-07-07, 04:21 PM | (SCMP, you should read about Maya in our thread. You'd like her) OOC: We don't suppose you could give us the Readers' Digest version? Or maybe add her info to the Wiki? |
| Paulon11-07-07, 04:41 PM | She isn't my character, but here's a bit of a nutshell description. Princess Maya of Thrane. Probably doesn't have the same father as Lisa in the FF universe though. At least we can hope not... ;) She looks like an older (human) version of Marie. (And yes, there has been a hint that Marie is a long-lost sister...) She's been swapped for Aurra in a sort of diplomatic exchange while Cassius courts her. She's a Paladin - with certain resemblances to Lilly or a younger Lisa, in that she's got the same sort of permanent approach to what she considers evil. Unlike Lilly however, she actually tries to make sure that her chosen prey (evil lycanthropes) are really evil first. Probably. Most of the time. Right? After she lopped off a wererat's head in the Boar's Head because he burnt himself when she prayed for the Flame to reveal her enemies, the local lycanthrope population is staying WAY clear, regardless of what she actually says she does. She's actually a nice girl, aside from her little fixation on killing werewolves and other lycanthropes. She even offered to show Kiri how it's done. |
| rampant11-07-07, 04:50 PM | Talkis - Heh, Smart boy enough information to keep me from skinning you alive on the spot, but not enough to make me suspicious. Whoever has been training you deserves a fruitbasket. One little detail, You're an elf, a tad undead but still an elf. So you can't be a d'anything. You're good, but you are not a clan infiltrator, if you were i'd be bleeding on the floor and half the beams in this facility would be subtly sabotaged... Unless the clans work differently here. What is the house of Vol? and what is it's power? |
| Kale_Fangblade11-07-07, 05:29 PM | Sithis: Correct, the Clans, or Dragonmarked Houses are they are called here work much differently from yours. here, the Dragonmarked houses work as merchantile houses. also, this worlds average power level is much below that of yours or mine. Sithis lowered his hood, but not his face scarve. Sithis: House Vol is much different from the others, we're more of a secret group. we have very few blood members, only a hand full, but a large number of serveants and a massive spy-network. Also, Im not Truemarked, we only have One Truemarked member within the House. Sithis kept his eyes locked on Talkis Sithis: Our powers are mostly within the Field of Necromancy, with most of our members both blood and serveant being Necromancers of some calibur. We're not an Active house, most of our main activites are kept in the shadows... which is why Lady Vol sent me to investigate the activities here, we believed it could be a threat to our House and its activities |
| rampant11-07-07, 06:04 PM | Talkis - Marks? Intruiging so the clans and the marks are one and the same here. Necromancers eh? Doesn't really fit any of the Twelve bondmarks, hmmmmmmm Life, Shelter, Corruption, Mortal, Light, Deception, Erasure, Destruction, Infiltration, Obscuration, Hiding, and Immobilization. It has been a long time since.... Nevermind that. You Vampire will tell me about the houses organizations and influence of these houses, Then you will tell me what you know about the sabotage to the portal, then you will leave. |
| Kale_Fangblade11-07-07, 06:30 PM | Sithis: The dragonmarked houses are organised under a leading lord, Usually called the Baron or Baroness, who runs the house. The Baron controls the houses Monetary value and usually holds enough poltical power to keep the blood related lords in control. The houses usually run several guilds who use the power of their dragonmarks to provide services: for instance, the Raincallers Guild of House Lyrandar provides weathercontrol. Sithis smiled slightly Sithis: they Houses have a lot of Poltical and Economic power, but they do not control the main government systems of nations or hold land. they are unable to do that. but the services they provide, such as magic item construction and transportation are key to the running of Society in this world. on the other hand, my house, House Vol.. Sithis removed a hankerchief with the House Vol symbol on it. Sithis: .. it does not provide any services. It merely controls a Terroist organisation, a Underground religion formed from Cults dedicated to the service that the leader of the house controls. And numerous buisnesses with which we gain capitol to fund the aims of our leader. Talkis: and what are these aims? Sithis: even im not privy to such aims, all of the blood members but her have no true information on what she's trying to achieve, other than that she's trying to keep our bloodline alive. Talkis: Ok then, then what do you know about the sabotage? Sithis: not much, but i met the person who sabotaged your Portal on his way out. We battle briefly, he seemed to be extremly concerned that i was from the Island. I also managed to discover that he was from your worlds, Flare Wing Harpy clans due to his aversion to Anti-Magic. When he realised from my attempt at questioning him that i wasnt working for you, he instantly struck up a bargain with me. saying that he'd already disabled all the traps ahead of me, and that he was an enemy of your cause. Talkis: and he didnt inform you that he'd set off the alarm? Sithis: Not at all. Obviously he and his supirior are not on friendly terms with the Island, from the fact that not only did he attempt to play us against each other. but he also seemed pretty shocked when i turned up. Talkis: and you know his current location? how? Sithis: I had a few tricks up my sleeve. i knew he'd double cross me, so i made sure i could return the favour. Talkis: do you know who he's working for? Sithis: No, he didnt leave any clues that i could recognise, being from a different world. |
| rampant11-07-07, 06:41 PM | Talkis - (i.h.h. Harpy eh? That means the 13th are here as well) I assume you landed a tracer on the bird-brain, Give it's frequency and leave. |
| Kale_Fangblade11-07-07, 06:55 PM | Sithis nods, writes down the frequency of the shard of his esscence in Featherhead (which emits a different frequency than his own). then, Hands blurring Sithis activates his Recall spell. Sithis vanishes in a flash of red light, the world blurring and flowing around him and reappears outside the Complex, next to the entrance way he came through. Sithis: Now you wont be able to track me strait home, so i'll have to create a few clones of myself and teleport in relays. deviding the clones even more. Im not taking any chances with these guys. Sithis's hands blur in a sequence of arcane gestures, and twelve things rise out from his shadow, each then stepping away and forming a likeness of Sithis. Sithis: *pathing* Alright team, each of you split off and teleport to your designated sectors, once there split off into more and teleport to the secondary locations. your all to act as decoy while i repeat the process for each of my sectors. Got it? Sithis clones: Understood! With that, All twelve of them vanished in a flash of red light. Sithis: From here on, im going to need to return to Erandis, inform her of the situation and then bring Tirmek and the others in on it as soon as possible. we're going to need to get to featherhead and track him. OOC: Sithis clones are a mixture of a clone spell and a shades spell really, each of them is basically a four levels lower version of Sithis ( the main Sithis is also four levels lower for the duration) each of which holds an equal amount of Sithis's essence, which is returned to him when the Clones are killed or deactivate themselves. |
| rampant11-08-07, 12:43 AM | Mr. Sucky - (i.h.h. Open channel Verde) --------------------------- Little green dude - *one eye starts blinking red* Message sir, Agent "Mr. Sucky" has sucsessfully sabotaged the portal, It will be about 3 months before it can begin independent operation once more, until then the Angel Aomas will have to be present to activate the gate. Aoa - Was he followed? or found? Little Green Dude - He tripped an alarm but passed it off on an Island brat that was snooping around. Aoa - Tell him to head to the secondary decom site. Little Green dude - Agent wants to know why. Aoa - Because any island brat past the first year is gonna have at least tried to put a tracer on him. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-08-07, 05:19 PM | Saberiel: Say, what's with the influx of new weird people? Lucky: Haven't you heard? The E.B.N.E.s released the outer plain types into the material. Gods and all. NJ26: So it's essentially become a FR knockoff? Saberiel: Oh, hell, you know what that means. Elminster (leaning over): Hey, baby. Wanna see my build? Lady: *sudden eviceration* |
| demonfey0211-08-07, 05:31 PM | Ilt *putting Xiath down after catching up*: Don't fill up on Elminster, Lady, we have three Drizz't clones and some spellfire wielders to deal with next! Lady: Reee! Lady and Xiath then climb onto Quench (bet no one was expecting him to get any screen time) and rides off to the next group. |
| Paulon11-08-07, 09:25 PM | OOPaulon: Or even Lady, truth be told. :detect: for remembering that pairing. :) IC: Fela dashes up from the lower decks, running right through the middle of the crowd of FR expats and clones. On the other side of the deck she stops to watch as the horde of carnivorous waffle irons chasing her stop for easier prey. |
| urial angel of death11-08-07, 10:03 PM | The party is hovering over what was once a city. Now it's more of a pile of molten metal and burning debris. Michael: What the f*** is that guy's problem? Myrr: Nalfien's always been like that. What's ******* him off specifically now is anyone's guess, but as long as we don't attract attention to ourselves I doubt he'll bother us. It's not like we have anything he wants. Suddenly there is a rush of wind and a flurry of wing beats. A loud "thump" is heard from the roof. Deis: Oh you just had to say that. Didn't you? Nalfien slithers down from his perch onto of the aircraft and into the cabin. Nalfien: I'm better than you, all of you! Satnak: What the hell are you talki- Not allowing her to finish Nalfien exhales a great inferno. Now what happened next was either the result of Nalfien not knowing much about helicopter design or simply not caring. Suffice to say, if a fire attack's area of effect covers the entire area of a chopper odds are that it will hit the gas-tank. To escape the resulting explosion our "heroes" are forced to jump out of the vehicle, a task that is made much easier by the open-cabin and the fact the Dorvos doesn't mind jumping through windshields. ------ Deis's demonic wings allow her to glide safely to the ground, albiet a little ways away from the rest of the party. After landing she notices something moving under the rumble of a nearby house. It is a little girl trapped under the unconsious bodies of her parents, struggling in vain to pull herself out from under them. Neither of them seem to be in any condition to move anytime soon and a quickly spreading fire is getting dangerously close to the girl. A knife slides toward her out from the shadows and comes to a rest next to the girl's hand.Then without being spotted Deis slips away leaving the girl to decide whether she "digs" her way to safety or perishes in the blaze. ------- Izzy: Where the hell have you been?! We have a boss battle on our hands here! Deis: Oh nowhere. |
| rampant11-08-07, 10:27 PM | Satnak - So we fighting Nalfein? Dorvos - :mad: Hmhm! (NO ONE MESSES WITH MY CHOPPER!) Satnak - OK now honey Keep your gaurd up and your gut covered, You're not to go rushing about into teh front line, stay behind someone bigger than you until you see an opening, I know we regenerate, but I don't want you getting hurt so stay alert and keep moving, If he starts targeting you keep your sword between you two ok. Dorvos - hmmmm:rolleyes: (Geeze Mom) |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-08-07, 10:45 PM | Deis: :devil: Long time no see. Nalfein: :headexplo WHY DO YOU FREAKS NEVER DIE! With a roar, Nalfein focused a second wave of his Flame Breath on the last true survivor of Terra's brood. The woman had always been so infuriating! So much evil potential, wasted. So much power, and she chose to use it to do something OTHER than burn the world. And worst of all...she DARED to be stronger than him! And then create these little unkillable punks! The fire met with Deis's Chaos Shadow (read: a breath-weapon style attack that is a special ability based on her unique attunement that is a foreshadowing...er, postshadowing...you get the idea...of what will happen when the 7th seal breaks on the others :D), mixing and churning before detonating. While the shockwave is immense, there is little backlash from the flames. Nalfein: :mad: I hate you so much, little Miss "I'm a twink's worst nightmare". Deis: :D Thanks. |
| rampant11-09-07, 12:32 AM | Satnak - You seem to know this nuisance my pet, why don't you tell me how we can be rid of him quickly? Or should we just go for the direct route *Uses her grey crystal to form armor, and a thick plate with a spike over the hand on her left arm.* Deis - Sonic or Ice, Other than that just keep him from casting. Satnak - Can you, I dunno Jam his magic or something? Deis - Yes Satnak - Then do it. Deis - Why should I listen to You? Satnak - BEcause when I finish with Smoky's evil twin here you're mine. Deis - :embarrass *Anti-magic feild* Nalfein - :headexplo: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-09-07, 08:33 AM | The bar at Erk's Place is now full, crammed nearly to the brim. Erk: Gonna have to expand the place again. Lucky: Hmm, this is a pretty diverse crowd. It's gonna be hard to decide what channel to turn the TV to. Erk: Yes, we just had a bar brawl two minutes ago.…………:lightbulb Ah, I have it. (changes the channel) TV: On the series premier of Phoenix Wrong, Base Class Attorney: The Secret Sex Lives of The Legal Profession. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJYF4NsaUx0)…………………………Yeah, we're shamelessly pandering. |
| rampant11-09-07, 12:44 PM | Drizzt clone #67 - OW enough with the hurting and the biting! Gloiven! Xiath - Grrrrrrrrr Lady - rrrrrrrrr Ilt - Now girls there's enough for everyone so just tear him apart and move on. -------------------------------- Sanir - Getting the hell outta here while the gettin is good. (i.h.h. greeny get me gone right now!) ---------------------------------------------- Little Green Dude - Sanir is requesting emergency teleport. Aoa - Yes he'll atleast have some intell we can use, but set him up along the relays so we can keep them from tracing us too easily. ----------------------- Sanir - *poit* |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-10-07, 12:11 AM | Nalfein: GAH! For the love of- :hoppingma IS IT TOO MUCH TO REMEMBER THAT I CAN BREAK THE RULES?! "Oh, look at me, I'm a goddess that doesn't like forcing people to bend to my whims. I'm more popular than the guy who can ignore spellcasting rules as he sees fit! I serve little purpose other than blatant fanservice as I have sex constantly with another woman!" Your entity is a freaking hack! OOKaizer: HEY! Satnak: :confused: Who's this guy and where'd he come from? OOKaizer: Oops. *rewrites time so he never arrived* Nalfein: Hell Fire Izzy: :mymy: Oh SH- The blazing city around them seemed but a match stick in comparison to the fire that decended upon them from the sky. Enormous balls of pure raging fire rained down, nearly blinding them from the glow. Deis: Um...Izzy? I hate to break it to you, but I can't deflect this many... |
| rampant11-10-07, 12:53 AM | Satnak - Damn rookie! *Kidney Punch!* Dorvos - *WEDGIE OF DOOM!* Nalfein - .... LEsson one of Mage school keep your eye on fighters. Pain.... Ruthless beating Nalfein - I'm a freaking ubermage How Are they kicking my ass?! Satnak - Dude, you're the first boss fight since the parties converged, you're scripted, most likely you'll last just long enough to show off their special abilities and/or limit break systems. Tirmek - Oh frak she's final fantasy freak! |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-10-07, 01:06 AM | OOC: *poke poke* Nalfein's in his Dragon form. Defiler (Dark Sun) levels and all... IC: Izzy: Er... *anime sweatdrop* Satnak: What? Izzy: He's, um...kind of slated to be one of the final bosses... Satnak: Oh...snap. *PLOT POWERS* Nalfein: :devil: That's a rule I can live with. With a flick of his giant clawed hands, both Satnak and Dorvos are sent flying through several fire-compromized buildings, causing the whole lot to collapse on top of them. As Deis and Myrr frantically try to counter the balls of fire headed directly for them, the rest are left to face a newly resurgent BBEG. |
| rampant11-10-07, 01:31 AM | Satnak - You ok Dorvos? You didn't get burned or anything? Dorvos - hmmmm (yes mother:rolleyes: ) *ping*ping* Dorvos - :confused: Satnak - That was the over drive gauges dear, I set mine to maternal (charges from worrying about Dorvos), yours is on exasperated (charges from being fed up with Satnak worrying). |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-10-07, 08:59 AM | OOC: *poke poke* Nalfein's in his Dragon form. 13: The bigger the man, the bigger the wedgie. :devil: |
| rampant11-10-07, 02:56 PM | Dorvos - ...hmmmmm :devil: Satnak - Ok fine but wear a helmet. Dorvos - :rolleyes: Dorvos has found a Still functioning motorcycle and the remains of its previous owner, after putting a helmet on his increasingly purple hair he revs that bad bow to speed. Satnak takes to the skies forming great crystal wings. -------------------------------------------------------------- Burnt Tirmek - *cough* Why does everything hate me? Izzy (still slightly crispy) - Welcome to my life. Nalfein - I know I'm forgetting something. Deis - *Evards spiked Tentacles of forced intrusion* |
| Norr11-10-07, 07:04 PM | Nearby, a few cracks appear in the ground. Spreading fast, the ground erupts in a shower of shattered concrete, ashfalt and stone. It would have been spectacular if it had been larger than a two-footer in height. Two tiny figures emerge from the debris. Mirr - That was a close one. We were lucky we found this sewer pipe. Zarr - :weep: I smell like **** Mirr - Now, now. At least we got out of there in time. We can clean ourselves up when things have calmed down a bit. Zarr - And we had to leave the holie gun behind too :( Mirr - Well, it wouldn't fit through the grate. Don't worry, if we find this kind of stuff just minutes after coming here there's bound to be a lot of them around eh? Zarr - Or it could be experimental. Just like the stuff those officers were sneaking into the guard station last month :shifty: Mirr - Drop it. Serioulsy. Not. one. word. Zarr - :raincloud Mirr - Good. Now, what next? They both look around. Just 60-or-so feet away stand a group of oddly equipped people, and a snake man. They are fighting that giant thing they saw circling above the burning city earlier. Mirr - :mymy: We are in so much trouble right now. ""The blazing city around them seemed but a match stick in comparison to the fire that decended upon them from the sky. Enormous balls of pure raging fire rained down, nearly blinding them from the glow."" Zarr - :drool: Mirr - ARRGH! My EYES! Zarr - Uh... yeah. That too... :drool: ""The draconic creature rumbles something and flings two of the group through a nearby building."" Mirr - Uh, this is really cool and all, but shouldn't we, you know, like, scamper right about now? Zarr - I'm thinking. ""A roaring sound is heard and a small guy on a big motorcycle blasts by. A larger one is not far behind, swooping through the air at speed. There are some serious commotion going on over by the dragon creature."" Mirr - ZARR! NOW! Zarr - Maybe we should help. Mirr - :uh-huh: ... what? Mirr - Isn't it so that you just want to watch the fireworks? Zarr - No. I mean, look around us. This city is lost. What if the whole world is going down just like this place? I got us into this world of light and warmth, for what? to perish in armageddon? What if this is the last pocket of resistance, the last hope for a doomed world? Should we not stand and fight? Shouldn't we at least try? --- OONorr - That doesn't sound very chaotic. Mirr - *sniff* shut up. OONorr - Shutting up now. --- OOC: Not intending to hijack anything. |
| rampant11-10-07, 07:34 PM | Nalfein - Hey that Tickles! Dorvos is Riding his bike up between the spinal ridges along Nalfein's back and Tail. Using a Crystal Lash to gouge out large strips of dragon flesh, not that they seem like large wounds considering the size of the beast. Satnak is planted firmly at the base of the creatres neck attempting to use her crystal threads to reach deep into Nalfein's body and cut something vital. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-10-07, 08:36 PM | Satnak is planted firmly at the base of the creatres neck attempting to use her crystal threads to reach deep into Nalfein's body and cut something vital.Nalfein: :banghead: IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO REMEMBER THAT I'M A LICH?! ----- OOrampant: They don't know that. OOKaizer: :D He's overly sensitive about things like that. OOrampant: :plotting: Excellent... |
| Paulon11-10-07, 09:52 PM | OOPaulon: Didn't he botch the lich ritual with a mispronounciation of a key word? :P Nalfien: *blasts OOPaulon with his hottest blasts yet* OOPaulon: Toasty! :ghosted: |
| Paulon11-10-07, 09:57 PM | Double Post. |
| rampant11-10-07, 10:31 PM | Satnak - This isn't working. *Starts digging* Nalfein - Hey quit that, that really stings |
| demonfey0211-10-07, 11:11 PM | Ilt: Pardon me, I have a crossover to be part of. A portal opens, and he jumps through. |
| urial angel of death11-10-07, 11:24 PM | Nalfien jumps after Satnak. Nalfien: *bite* I spent my entire life and unlife doing everything I could to become the most powerful mage that ever lived, and then I get bested by a ****ing incarnum user! *breath* For that slight you will die in the most horrific fashion imaginable. *claw* Satnak: If you're so great why haven't you been able to even *dodge* hit me? Nalfien: 1st edition Time Stop The next instant Satnak knew that something was wrong, very wrong. She didn't know why she knew that time stop wasn't supposed to work that way, but she did. Time Stop was supposed to just allow the mage casting it to cast things on himself and setup spells to be set up when the Time Stop expired. It was magic's way of being fair, giving you time to dodge and get defenses up in the second or two before the spells hit. She hadn't got that second. Instead she was lying on the ground missing an arm, with a building pinning her just for good measure. ------ South America was lighting up like fireworks show, accompanied by a chorus of screams. Terra: What the hell!? Who's causing all that? Volrath: The same old friend of our's that tried to kill you a few days ago. Terra: Why does he do it? Volrath: Do what? Terra: Cause all of that senseless destruction. Volrath: Probably because at heart he's still nothing more than an angry little child, spoilled because of his natural gifts. |
| rampant11-11-07, 12:00 AM | Satnak - DIE *****! *Limit Break: ABSORBTION* Nalfein - OUCH! Crystal threads pour out of Satnak's missing arm digging into the open wound on Nalfein's body and stealing his flesh as the reconstruction of Satnak's arm Begins. Dorvos - :D Tirmek - What's he got in that bag? Lily - Looks like a mega pheonix. HEY! I'm missing a megapheonix! Dorvos - *Drops Mega pheonix on the undead dragolich* Nalfein - CUT IT OUT! I REFUSE TO BE BEAT BY A BARD! Dorvos - *cure moderate wounds* |
| Norr11-11-07, 08:16 AM | *Dorvos is now at full hp.* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-11-07, 09:51 AM | Asks-the-Question-Needing-to-be-Asked-to-Advance-an-Idea-OOcat: Hey, creativeness, the rest of us are going to go watch some Youtubes. Wanna come an possibly get an idea?……………What’s with the spikey red and yellow hair? Creativeness-OOcat: I’m working on a Yu-Gi-Oh! parody inspired by the Abridged Series from littlekuriboh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XpxbtegQV4 Creativeness-OOcat: Get the others together. It’s time for a casting call. ************* Creativeness-OOcat: Okay, first let’s come up with the Kaiba-Yugi, since that’s the central conflict. Says-the-Obvious-OOcat: Tirmek and Lilly. Creativeness-OOcat: Hmm. Tirmek does have father issues, and he has a little sister. ************ Tirmek-Kaiba: Mwahahahaha. I’m dark and jerky because my father was a ****wad Xiath: CHEWY! ************* Production-OOcat: Yeah, we don’t have the redshirt budget for that. Asks-the-Questions-OOcat: Any other existing rivalries we can take advantage of? *thinking………:lightbulb:* Memory-OOcat: Lilly vs. Kovu. Other E.B.N.E.s: :confused: Memory-OOcat: *sigh* Okay, Evil-Lilly. ************** Evil-Lilly: *look mean* I’m a complete jerk because the man who raised me was a complete jerk. But I also have a very faint nice side, established because I beat up people who annoy or bully others.……………And I like being tall. ************** Practicality-OOcat: Plus he’s got to have an Ivy we can use as his little brother. Says-the-Obvious-OOcat: So that makes Lilly Yugi. Obsessive-Detail-OOcat: Hold on, problem detected: Elina would have to be Téa. OOcats try to imagine Elina giving a friendship speech. Gloom-OOcat: D*mn, there goes our ready-made conflict. Creativeness-OOcat: Maybe we can still use Evil-Lilly. Kaiba’s also constantly insults Joey ************ Lilly: I’m blond and dumb, but yet somehow my lack of common-sense is made up for by being plucky and gives me the power to defeat people with a lot more experienced then me. *********** Creativeness-OOcat: Plus we can use Ivy as his sister. Comicly-Critical-OOcat: A guy as a girl? Isn’t that a little disturbing? Comicly-Rebuffing-OOcat: It’s normal for this thread. Plus we just did Errandis/Vecna. It’s not possible to top the disturbance of that. *********** OOCrystalforged: :evillaugh: *********** Creativeness-OOcat: Ooooooooo, braintingly! Then we can use Hyrd as Tristan. *********** Hyrd: Hyrd have secret super-strength, yet still talks funny enough to be useless comic relief. Also Hyrd is seriously hot for……hold on, Hyrd gay. Hyrd not want to play straight man. Creativeness-OOcat: We’re saying that is mother just dresses him up like a girl. Hyrd: Hyrd find you both amusing and disturbing. *********** Obessive-Detail-OOcat: So then we take Joey’s love interest and insert Elina…… *********** Mai-Elina: *look masculinely erotic* I have a dark side that will come in handy when the writers need an emotional-tie-in villain in Season 4…………………(flips through the script) Hold on: is she ever actually shown winning a duel? Memory-OOcat: No until she’s evil. Elina: That’s incredibly sexist. Memory-OOcat: Also no woman is shown winning without help from a man or against another woman. Elina: Screw this, I refuse to work under these conditions. Where’s my agent? *********** Production-OOcat: Okay, let’s move on and burn that bridge when we need it. Complete the Funny Four first. Obessive-Detail-OOcat: Okay, who on this ship can give friendship speeches? ************ Nina: Friendship is the most powerful force in the world! ************ All the OOcats: Must…purge…system…of…excess…sugar… Production-OOcat: Too expensive for our health plan. Obessive-Detail-OOcat: Okay: existing relationships. ************ Scias: :hides: Chi (wearing Téa costume and tugging on the script): Chi! Chu (also wearing Téa costume and tugging on the script): Chu! Teiza (storming in): Hey, how come I wasn’t invited? Comicly-Critical-OOcat: Do you want to be feminine enough that it possibly qualifies as sexist? ************* Obessive-Detail-OOcat: Sarah and Tirmek? ************* Sarah: Arf! Friendship! Being a loyal lapdog! Tirmek: Wait, what grandfather? The incredibly powerful half-elf munchkin or the Saturday-morning-evil rakshasa? ************* Production-OOcat: We’ll hold them in reserve. Creativeness-OOcat: Ooooooooooooo, braintingly! ************* Momo: My character’s personality is vague enough on the Wiki that friendship speeches aren’t out of the question! Schrodigger: I’m short, cute, and naïve, but when I activate my pendant of prepubescnece/pubescence…… *boring transformation sequence* Becoming God: …I transform into Becoming God Schrodigger. Admiral Jarlot: Plus he has a grandfather excentric and unseen enough that he could have easily established himself as an archaeologist (aka tomb robber) and opened up a card game store. ************** Production-OOcat: Perfect. Get started on the first episode. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-11-07, 11:38 AM | OOC: Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged is just plain brilliant. :D |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-11-07, 06:48 PM | Elina: Frankly, I'll be happy to be left out of a spoof for once. My head's been screwed with quite enough, thank you. Lilly: :drool: That's right, talking cleavage! Elina: :bored: My face is up here, Lilly. Sarah: *not taking her eyes off Tirmek* Not to mention we'll be needed for the upcoming plot. Tirmek: :embarrass Not quite done yet... Lilly: :drool: Quiet, everyone! Elina's breasts are talking. Elina: *sigh* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-11-07, 07:05 PM | OOC: Of course, Lilly would also do Tristan quite well, if Tristan were ever effective. Bakura: Aren't you forgetting someone? OOcat: Who? |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-11-07, 07:35 PM | OOKaizer: Hey, I think I've found the perfect Bakura. OOcat: He'd have to be annoying, limey, effeminate, and utterly incapable of stealing screentime. OOKaizer: :D *snaps his fingers* *POOF* Kerrith: :confused: *looks down and sees he's dressed in Bakura* *drops to his knees* Kerrith: http://darthno.ytmnd.com/ |
| DungeonJman11-11-07, 08:18 PM | ???: My hair is asking a question. You couldn't find someone else for this. No....since we don't know who Hyrd's dad is. Now go and take your role as the bodyguard/child grabber for a children's card game tournament. So, who's Pegasus? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-11-07, 08:46 PM | So, who's Pegasus? Michael Jackson Daelkyr: Oh, right, just because I lure children to an island which I have complete control over— OOcat: Relax, we had someone better in mind. Jelousy/Pegasus d'Thuranni: I'm creepy, have long hair, and look very gay. |
| DungeonJman11-11-07, 08:48 PM | But is he *ahem* "Simply faaaaaabulous"? |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-11-07, 08:48 PM | Pegasus: I'm not gay, I'm British! Kerrith: :weep: I'm not either of those, I swear... |
| DungeonJman11-11-07, 08:51 PM | Keep talking limey... So does this mean we'll be parodying that Evil Council of Doom episode as well? *smacks his head* And we completely forgot about Rex Raptor and Weevil Underwood. Person who will play Rex: Heh, he said... OODungeonJ: QUIET! __________________________ How a fighter plays duel monsters: Conjurer: I summon Feral Imp to attack you! Fighter: Err.....Aw to heck with this! *jumps on the field, cleaves the monster then beats up the wizard.* ___________________________ How a rogue plays duel monsters: Conjurer: I summon a dark magician...wait, so i'm summoning another wizard...how does this work. *Dark Magician falls into a hole* Oh for the love of... Rogue: Sneak Attack! __________________________ How an evoker plays duel monsters. Conjurer: I summon Celtic Guardian Evoker: Fireball... Conjurer: *cough* darned burn decks... ____________________________ How a bard plays duel monsters. Conjurer: I summon my Blue Eyes White Dragon. *bard tries to sing to make the Blue Eyes spare him, but gets blasted with White Lightning* |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-11-07, 10:31 PM | Chanse: Attention Duelists! My hair is assaulting you! *flips through script* Chanse: You're kidding, right? Every single one of my scenes starts out with "Attention Duelists!" and some comment regarding my absurdly pointed hair? OOKaizer: Pretty much. Chanse: Ok, screw you guys. OOKaizer: Look, do you want the screen time or not? Chanse: Will Ash be doing anything? ----- Ash: :tantrum: I REFUSE TO BE REX RAPTOR JUST BECAUSE I'M OF RAPTORIAN DECENT! DungeonJ: At least you'd be getting off better than Chalky. Chalky: :twitch: I will bathe in your blood before you'll get me to be Weevil. ----- Chanse: I'm in. |
| rampant11-11-07, 11:41 PM | How a dragon Shaman Plays Duel Monsters Dragon Shaman - I play Lord of D, Followed by two horns of Summon dragon to bring out Red Eyes Black Dragon, Blue eyes white dragon, Curse of dragon, and baby dragon! Conjurer - I play one card face down! ( i.h.h. ****!) ------------------------------------------------------------- How Lily Plays Duel Monsters Lily - Ritual Summon Black Luster Soldier! Fusion summon Blue Eyes ultimate dragon! Once more fusion Summon DRAGON MASTER KNIGHT! ATTACK! Tirmek - You activate my man-eater bug. Lily - :headexplo: I summon Gemini Elves Tirmek - Trap hole Lily - Razzafragging control decks! ----------------------- Tirmek - Xiath's reached the age where she emulates animals. Sarah - Why do you say that? Tirmek - Because she's doing an excellent Mittens impression. Xiath - :zzz: Dorvos - hmmmmmm (nelson laugh) *cough* (ack cat hair) Mittens - :zzz: |
| ratslinky11-12-07, 02:58 AM | How Nalfein Plays Duel monster Conjurer: I play Blue Eyes White Dragon. Nalfein: Your lack of burning bores me. *Burns the Conjurer and everything within a five hundred kilometer radius.* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-12-07, 07:43 AM | OOcat: Yes, he is "simply faaaaaabulous". And by that I mean that he's completely gay. Jelousy: I'm not gay! OOcat: Don't worry. It's revealed later on in the show that your character actually had a wife despite being fruitier than Carmen Miranda's hat. Creativeness-OOcat: Or we could get Chanse to do it. Chanse: :confused: Creativeness-OOcat: You have an accent, your a swashbuckler (not the class, the person type) and thus have the right kind of clothes to look fruity, and your constant need to take over something would definitely drive you to seize Evil-Lilly Corp. Ash: I STILL REFUSE TO BE REX RAPTOR! Chalky: That goes double for Weevil! OOcat: Why are we assigning people for useless villains? Just change the names and use some temps. |
| DungeonJman11-12-07, 08:42 AM | I thought that we didn't have the budget...considering that even if she's not a part of this, Xiath would eat all of them anyway... |
| demonfey0211-12-07, 12:02 PM | OODF: That's how we save on the budget. Put their paychecks in Xiath's horde, it'll all work itself out. |
| rampant11-12-07, 12:49 PM | Jarlot - Interestingly enough, you just described the health plan, and pension fund. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-12-07, 03:24 PM | Elina: :shifty: *tosses yet another shiny thing she found into a shadow portal* ----- The Plane of Shadow Shadow Nymph: Ow! *rubs her head* :mad: Where the hell does it all come from! *tosses it into the enormous pile of shiny things* |
| rampant11-12-07, 08:09 PM | Nalfein - Hey! Stop that! Satnak is continueing to absorb more and more of the Dracoliches form (the absorbstion technique is not very eficient, especially if you have no clue what you'r doing). Dorvos - *drops an X-potion* NAlfein - It Hurts and Stings! Dorvos - hmmmmmm ( you guys could join in any time now ) Tirmek - Maybe I would if someone would fix my legs! Instead of dropping all our heals on the dragon! Lily - WHine whine whine:rolleyes: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-13-07, 09:14 AM | Beetle Underground: I say, old chap, we're here to apply for your comic relief positions. Texmex Clawfoot: Clawfoot. Texmex Clawfoot. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-13-07, 12:08 PM | Satnak: *tth* Ugh... Why do I feel so sick all of a sudden? Nalfein: Really, now. You may have died and been reborn with no memories of your past life, but that's still no excuse for not remembering how awesome I am. Dorvos: Hmmmmmmmm. (You talk too much.) *drops X-Potion* Nalfein: Oh noes! I art dying! x_x .....NOT! Satnak felt all the energy she had drained tear away painfully, taking with it some of her own as she felt violently ill. Nalfein: *absorbs the energy* The entity was right. I did manage to mispronounce ftaghn. :devil: But that means I'm a living Lich. All of the powers, none of the weaknesses. Myrr: :P Yet you're STILL the punching bag. Nalfein: :hoppingma I suck away souls to power my spells, yet NO ONE respects my Authori-tah! Reaching around, he prepared to suck away the life energy of the still stunned Satnak, only to grasp air as Deis snatched her away. Deis: This one's MINE, pastey. Satnak: I think you have that backwards. Deis: :D Nalfein: :yuck: Do you WANT the giant dracolich to barf napalm across a five mile radius? Cause that's where this is headed. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-13-07, 12:23 PM | Nalfein: :yuck: Do you WANT the giant dracolich to barf napalm across a five mile radius? Cause that's where this is headed. Bunny: DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! Satnak: Why is there a small black rabbit cheering on the dragon? And why does he seem like an old friend? |
| Norr11-13-07, 01:44 PM | Mirr and Zarr watches the scene unfold. They look at eachother, then at the scene again. Mirr - Okay, so... lets say, purely hypotetically, we can do anything at all to tip the balance here. Which side do we help? Zarr - You mean the morallly twisted people doing bad things to the dragon, or the dragon? Mirr - ...Yes. ""Nalfein: :yuck: Do you WANT the giant dracolich to barf napalm across a five mile radius? Cause that's where this is headed."" Zarr - I think we would help the morally twisted people. Mirr - So you think they're out to save the world then. Zarr - Hmm? No, I just wanna see the dragon puke :D Mirr - You're hopeless. |
| rampant11-13-07, 07:52 PM | Satnak - :D Nalfein - :confused: Satnak - *holds up blank steel can* DEATH BOMB! Dorvos - HHHHmmmmmmmm (RUN AWAY!) *drives away from the battle field* -------------- Mirr - There's a crazy kid on a cycle coming this way. Zarr - *crouches down as if in preperation to run* Mirr - What are you doing? Zarr - I'm gonna run out in front of him and make him crash. Mirr - :confused: :eek: ----------------------------- Satnak - *Throws the can* Nalfein - *Snaps it up in his mouth* Deis - What was that? Satnak - Lunch |
| rampant11-13-07, 09:15 PM | Deis - Death Bomb... death bomb... why does that sound familiar? Satnak - Ancient family recipe. Deis - :eek: :uh-huh: :gah: OH DEAR MOM RUN AWAY!!! |
| rampant11-14-07, 07:18 PM | OOC: It's Chili people, Come one work with me here. ---------------------------------------------------------------- Nalfein - :yuck: |
| demonfey0211-14-07, 07:26 PM | OOC: Even though I'm not even part of this, here: IC: Nalfien: Ack! He clutches his chest Nalfien: Heartburn...:weep: Deis: You'd think he'd enjoy something like that. Izzy: Nah, not the right type of burning. |
| Paulon11-14-07, 07:29 PM | Sorry. Was too busy laughing at the thought of Nalfien getting burned from the inside by something hotter than he is to post anything. Then again the last time I tried to post to the Way Far Future the same Nalfien incinerated me for pointing out one of his bigger botchups. He wouldn't be so creaky old if he was properly dead. :P |
| mid___knight11-15-07, 09:05 AM | ooc is there a new thread going to be starting for the epicness of the FF? I am interested in it , but dont wanna start in this game thats progressed , Not to interested in the futur plot lol no offense i am sure its cool jsut not my cup of tea...I actually READ all the earlier posts too from the begining in FF1 till now..took me over 1 year to do it lol If you wanna pm me charles and give me the details on when and what type thing thats cool by me |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-15-07, 09:29 AM | OOC: Starting in the middle is what the Forgotten Freedom is all about. In fact this is barely a game, it's more like a collective story, and while certain plotlines may be going on which it's best not to interrupt the overarching structure is completely open to someone new coming in and just doing their own thing. |
| Norr11-15-07, 09:40 AM | And speaking of the epicness, I don't think a time skip/update is strictly necessary. I mean, the time has already progressed, like, 30 years (on the FF at least) from original Ebberon, and with the time fluctuations its not too off to imagine 50 years gone by outside the FF without changing anything in the current plot structure. Also you don't need to bring in gods to walk Eberron FF-style, they arrived a long time ago. The FF crew killed most of them. What I'm saying is, nothing need to change. The time-skip already happened during the thread as is, and Eberron is already Epic with the new LOBster, New Cyre and new technology (not to mention the Space marines, as Charles did). Come to think of it, Eberron went epic only a few months after the first threads residents started role-playing :P |
| Norr11-15-07, 10:05 AM | Zarr throws himself in front of the motorcycle, realizing too late that it is medium size, bordering on large, while he is tiny. The front wheel grew in his field of vision, becoming a great wall of rubbery doom. Dorvos noticed a bump as he sped away from the heartburned dragon, and then another bump. *bump* *ouch* *bump* *ouch* *bump* *ouch* He skidded in behind a large piece of upturned concrete and stopped to check his front tire. Underneath it four little black paws and a tail stuck out. Dorvos - HHMMMmmmHmmM [:censored: roadkill. I have to get this off or I'll be skidding when it turns mushy.] Dorvos backs up the motorcycle a bit to get the roadkill out from between the tire and the ground, and was suprised to hear weak singing. Zarr - I aM a moTive foarCe wIThoUt the MotiOn... Ayeam a gLAss of fwater lonGink for theocean... I am a Fire boarning despretely, but you're running over me... Dorvos :confused: HmHmmmMMhhmmMm [A singing squirrel, now that's not something you see every day.] Zarr - Vat fhinger you stick up vhen hish-hiking? I fohrgot... Dorvos - HHMMmmmHmmHm [Correction, a singing squirrel with humor, that apparently survives being run over. Repeatedly.] Zarr - *groggy* Mirr - *hurrying over* Brother! Do you have some kind of death wish or what? Zarr - Let me fink about that for a minuet... --- OOC - Is anyone picturing Dorvos riding a huge, pimped out Harley-Davidson, or is it just me? |
| rampant11-15-07, 03:09 PM | Zarr - Where am I? Mirr - On a helmet. Zarr - Why am I on a helmet? Mirr - When the kid got off and found you mostly intact, he grabbed both of us, plopped us up on his fool head and revved up the bike again, only now there's a giant monster battle in the distance. Chili - ROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR Nalfein - Urrrrg |
| demonfey0211-15-07, 04:50 PM | OODF: Yeah, Norr has a point about the epicness and whatnot. Also, welcome to this game, Mid_Knight, and feel free to just jump in-waiting for a plot to be done here could take months, and generally means you just end up in the middle of the next one. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-16-07, 12:12 AM | Dr. Lilly: *in lab coat* Read the chart, please. Sarah: *puts one paw over here eye* Arf, arf, arf...arf. *Lilly tosses her a doggy treat* Sarah: Arf! *chomp* *wags tail* Dr. Lilly: All right, that just about does it for the checkup. *pushes intercom* Elina, would you come in for a moment? *Elina enters in a nurse outfit 2 sizes too small* Lilly: :drool: Elina: :bored: Sarah: :confused: Arf? Dr. Lilly: *ahem* Yes, sorry. Now for the last part of the exam. Sarah: What's that? Dr. Lilly: Immunization! *Lilly, Elina, Tirmek, Terra, Lisa, Tieza, Corre, Dorvos, Satnak, and Serene all decend upon Sarah* *an hour later* Everyone but Sarah is in bandages and/or stitches as Sarah pouts in the corner, growling at anyone who comes near. Satnak: Every year. Every single year. Serene: At least we didn't have to reattach anyone's limbs this time. |
| Paulon11-16-07, 12:16 AM | OOPaulon: It could be worse. At least she doesn't use swords, wands, infusions, spells, and high explosives. :D |
| rampant11-16-07, 03:12 AM | Satnak - Not after last year anyway. Serene - Now we have to give her a bath. Satnak - It was nice knowing you Tirmek. *Scatter* Tirmek - Not Funny! Sarah - :devil: Tirmek - You guys all suck! Down Sarah! Good Sarah! Sarah Please we've had this talk before... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aomas - Talkis are the legions positioned yet? Talkis - No milord, some organization or another is disrupting the activities of both Orien and Sivis, possibly internal matters I'll have both houses completely under control by the end of the month. However It seems we've already been infiltrated. Aomas - What? Talkis - THe island has at least one agent in this area, probably more given their tendency to move in groups. Aomas - The island is always sticking its big scaly nose where it isn't welcome. Talkis - THis one proved useful in identifyng the sabatuer. Aomas - Really now. Talkis - He gave us a trace on him, in exchange for his own safe passage. Aomas - Good plan always a bad idea to draw the island down on us, they're too powerful and co-ordinated to take lightly especially in the middle of an operation this delicate. Talkis - The agent was a flare wing harpy who slipped the trace about half an hour ago. Aomas - WHAT! Talkis - My guess is he was met by a mobile decon team and the whole group used a Shadow crossing to escape. Aomas - That means the 13th are interfering, damn! Talkis - THis may be a good thing. Aomas - How so? Talkis - The island while nomially nuetral has been skirmishing with the Nightmare legions more and more over recent years. It wouldn't take much to stir this particular pot. Aomas - You devious, twisted, little gnome. You just earned a raise. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-16-07, 09:02 AM | 13: This dialogue full of unexpositioned information has been a Public Service Annoyance. :D Silver: Bath time. We get to use the hot tub today. :devil: |
| mid___knight11-16-07, 02:44 PM | Timrek, cornered by a overly happy Sarah , who seems intent on him helping her with a bath , is cornered near the Hot Tub (tm) large enough for a two trolls to lay back and enjoy themselves in it. As he tries to diswade Sarah into not doing this. They suddenly hear a AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! getting louder and louder like in a cartoon with coyote's and roadrunners. SPLASH!!!!!!!! water everywhere suddenly soaking Timrek AND Sarah completely. And we hear from the water a bubbbling sound and standing up coming up the stairs of the Hot Tub(tm) slowly rising out of the water is probably The Most Beautiful...and drenched Elf seen before. Hair naturally curling framing her face wetly clinging to her, a Circlet crowning her head giving her the appearance of nobility. Her Shiny breast plate (obviously enchanted heavily ),engraved with Nobile etchings unfamiliar to those here ,fitting so snuggly and form fitting but almost modestly so. on her arm is a distana with a holy symbol to a God unfamiliar to those here aswell but heavily enchanted. As she rises out of the water despite being soaked she looks good and oozes desire in others....even the skirt she wears around her , and i mean it is short..but not tooo short, it is made out of chainmail to provide Fashion aswell as protection and heavily enchanted. On her hips..and you notice those aswell for she curves ,as if some God of beauty had formed her themself and for there own pleasure, Are 2 Swords one a longsword brimming with power and made of Adamantine, the other is a Swort Sword again like the other one powerful and Adamantine. She flips her hair back , long hair curling in teh right way as it bounces off her back getting those there alittle wet again as they are stunned by her presence. She stand poised one leg , and they are soo long and seemingly to never stop , raised alittle above the other one. ????: Solilaqui...I do not detect intent of your bodily harm here. But there are 2 life forms here and they seem confused. says the longsword ????2: And no undead hun. Says the second sword. Soliloqui opens her eyes and they are the greenest green and sooo full of life you feel like you could explode (in more than one way) if she looks at you too long. Soliloqui: Thank you Murkil , Thanks dear. She turns her head alittle to the side tilting alittle , with just that movement seemed to radiate peaceful intentions..not magically but diplomatically, as she tries to pass off a peaceful first impression. Soliloqui: OH, MY, CORELLON...SOOOOOOO CUUUUTEE she says in Obvious Valleygirl speak looking at the kitty cornered by the puppy. And now that you look at her , even though she is Perfect..she is obviously a gives off the cheerleader vibe. Upon realizing that The kitty is standing up and in humanoid form..and with backwards hands...her beautiful perfect green eyes harden but they do not look ugly but burn with a fire that forges steel and only enhances her beauty, She focus's intently inward and then stops and smiles again and its like the best smile that makes you feel completely at ease. Soliloqui : Well like My Corellon , they wont beleive me at home , a not evil rakasha..this is like awesome..and here I thought My son was sending me someplace desolate to keep me safe. Sarah looking skeptikal at the Elf lady there : who are you? Murkil the sword sensing sarah's intent with this question even if she doesnt say it (uber sense motive) : Soliloqui, the female seems to be overprotective of that one , I would indicate for you to inform them who you are what what you are So she does not think you are after her...cuddlebunny. Soliloqui look to her sword : your telling jokes again ..eheh cuddle bunny LOL Okay So Like OMC (ooc : oh my Corellon) I am soo gonna introduce myself. Her hands move as she talks , think cheerleader ..head cheerleader. Soliloqui: I'm So'liloqu'i Nailo daughter of the head council member of the City of of Amaranth, Son of Quallion Nailo, son of Quarland Nailo ,etc etc etc, After about 15 minutes of this ..without stopping for air...she gets closer to her origins of her family. Soliloqui:Son of Olien , Son of Rapheal, Son of Tethrin Veralde' and Hanali Celanil , Son of Corelan Larethian and Sehanine: "Moonbow" . And this is Murkil , sword of truth and honour. And this (pulling up the short sword) Is my husband Quicksilver...or Quickie hehehe Quicksilver: My name is Quick..not Quickie. Soliloqui Giggles in a way that would remind the reader of Willow from Buffy...but she looks and acts mostly like Cordealia. Soliloqui: I am a paladin of freedom to Corelan Larethian the all father, ranger to Sehanine Moonbow, Order of the Silver Heart to Hanali Celanil , Wife of Quick Silver of the Family line Silver. (she then recites his lineage all the way back to Elishar (the one god)) Slayer of Evil undead to hope to destroy Tol'doth. Murkil: She is also the only Girl i know who can go her whole life and only have 1 boyfriend...she choose upon sight because he punched out a bullette..with one punch (if the short sword could blush it would ) AND has had a child but not had intimate relations. Soliloqui: Hush you ...that is a private matter and not for the ears of others, Besides I do not feel the need to do such things and i am quite sure my unicorn companion Hanilil prefers it that way. Murkil : yes his virgin alarm is accurate as ever...alittle hard to do that now that your husband is a sword...an intelligent sword...who has a ring that allows him to take elf form ..yeah you dont feel the need at all. Soliloqui frowns at her longsword and blushes. : He cannot lie...unfortunately he also cannot help but speek most times |
| demonfey0211-16-07, 03:10 PM | Tirmek:... Sarah:... Both seem to be holding in something, before the inevitable happens. Both: :rofl: Soliloqui: Huh? Sarah: Someone coming here, to the Forgotten Freedom, to be safe! Tirmek: It's just too funny not to laugh! Both: :rofl: A few redshirts come in. Redshirt 1: Damn, they're already using the soup pot. Alright, everyone, looks like it's chili tonight. All redshirts: Aw...:( Tirmek: That's why it smells good in here... The three new arrivals: :confused: OODF: Seriously, though, nice characters, and welcome to the crew, Mid_Knight. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-16-07, 03:39 PM | Silver: Grrrrrr. :mad: Virgin alarm unicorn. Must purge. Tirmek: You don't like unicorns? Silver: No, just the ones who go all trippy over this stupid "virginity" concept. Tirmek: What about the other ones? Silver: Let's just say if animé perverts could be represented by one animal it would be the unicorn. ;) Soliliqui: And who're you? Silver: Not anyone you'll need to know. :rolleyes: |
| demonfey0211-16-07, 03:47 PM | Ilt: Well, depending on the gender, you could introduce it to Lily's unicorn. Silver: Good thinking. That'd probably fix things...:plotting: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-16-07, 04:37 PM | Silver: Good thinking. That'd probably fix things...:plotting: Silver: Plus, this being the Forgotten Freedom, gender doesn't really matter. :devil: ************* Director-OOcat: Okay, let's get this parody started…… SchrodiggOh! Episode 1, Part 1 At a public school in Lower Deck City……… Schrodigger: Hey, Lilly! Forgotten Freedom to Lilly! It's your move. Lilly: Sorry, Schro, I was trying so hard to get into character that I forgot about our card game. Hyrd (wrapping his arm around Lilly's shoulders): What character? Lilly basically play himself. :D Schrodigger: Hey, you know, my grandpa has a super rare card. Wanna go check it out? Hyrd: Okay. Lilly: As soon as I wrap my head around the Admiral doing anything other than drinking and chasing women. Evil-Lilly (sitting off to the side): (ihh: Hmm, a rare card. Might be the one I'm looking for. And since a child billionaire like myself couldn't be in this worthless public school for any other reason, it's imperative that I check it out.) |
| rampant11-16-07, 08:04 PM | Tirmek - Ok Sarah, I'm ready. Sarah - Oh finally I'm going to Tirmek has used a potion of polymorph to become an asexual sheild gaurdian construct. Soliloqui - So he's a shapeshifting construct? Sarah - No, just a very sneaky little scamp that is making me very impatient. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aomas - Damn the seed just went dead! What kind of Adolescent Rakshasa has no sex drive? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-16-07, 08:32 PM | Aomas - Damn the seed just went dead! What kind of Adolescent Rakshasa has no sex drive? Silver: The wrong kind. |
| rampant11-17-07, 12:11 AM | Sithis - *still time shifted* (i.h.h. Heh, No one ever expects the guys who scan for traces to be traced. Now that the compromised trace is cancelled I can probably track these guys back to at least a semi permanent base before I head back to the FF.) Xiath - *Chomp* Sithis - ow:weep: |
| Charles Phipps11-17-07, 01:01 AM | OOC: Could it be? Lilly parody? I approve! |
| rampant11-17-07, 02:52 AM | Snitchy Kid - Teacher! Hyrd doesn't go to this school! He just Shaggs Ivy between classes! Teacher - Oh quite down, like i care. :pint: |
| mid___knight11-17-07, 06:30 AM | ooc thanks lol again an actual pc i had lol , naturally this charismatic...then enhanced with the +8 epic rod of spendid thingy. Soliloqui: Oh No i wouldnt Hold others to the standard I and my Gods have of me..Not everyone is meant to be celebate...if they were then there woudlnt be anyone. And soon I will be allowed to be with my Beloved....after we get married , After all I am not so prude as to deny him his husbandly benefits. He might run off with a succubi or something. Quicksilver: that was only that one time...and I didnt know it wasnt you. (you can hear the pouting ) I swear I didnt let her get any furthur than you woulda let me go (you can hear the frustration alittle). And I dont mind waiting for a good thing...especially if its as good as when you met my parents. Soliloqui blushes , we are talking her very fair pale skin..going red...ALL over including her legs. Soliloqui: I uh, er..stammer stammer..NOT FAIR!! that wasnt my fault it was the wizards he made me do that....stupid wish spells..I dont regret it...I just wish it wouldnt have been while i was holding your fathers hand in a hand shake. Poor man thought i was crazy for falling on the floor like that. But anyways I agree most people who love eachother completely can totally hook up , its kind of even a good thing, even the goddess herself partakes in it, and she is by no means celibate. In fact I sometimes get the hint she wishes I woud be married sooner..despite my telling her I am not into women. I am sooo Not like my cousin Zarah. With that she shudders and anyone reading her mind gets a rather disturbing images. One of a dark elf beauty who worships that naughty daughter of Lloth and Corelon who is all dancing and flighty..btu we wont mention anynames. She seems to be married to a silver dragon ..and they sometimes dont hide well enough when doing things . Next is an image of 3 girls you get the thoughts of sisters of hers, the littlest one is the most innocent, having been sentient and conscious since conception. The slightly older one (by say 20 years in elf years) is in druid garbs...and she is lusting after anthropomorphic animals. And the oldest one (older than Soliloqui that is) is playing Matchmaker for EVERYONE and herself falls for a regular guard. Her mother scares her ...she spends most of her time Washing dishes, constantly , especially when she hears about something her daughters has done, the dishes have all now been replaced with Adamantine china, and hardened to the point of weapon use , cause she broke all the others. (mother is a barbarian rogue..and now basically a queen). Her father Very regal and kind....and upon hearing How Soliloqui and her friends stopped many plots of evil...and accidentally caused alot more problems (like stoping the tarrasque witha 1st level spell..then polymorphing him into a dog..and giving him to her lil sister as a pet) , He has taken up drinking...ALOT of wine just to take the edge off. she then stops thinking ..and as she thinks she says the exact same thing (you get the impression she doesnt like lying) Soliloqui: where are we? Sarah slowly stops laughing : the Forgotten Freedom. Soliloqi: ok..which plane am I on? Timrek: Prime material..or one of them. Soliloqui: what do you call this world? Sarah: ebberon, what you call yours? Soliloqui: Morinan, Well thats the continent we were on..it was surrounded by a field of energy no one could peirce or get through, some kind of plannar barrier also it stopped us from leaving our continent. Sarah: ok? then how did you get out? Soliloqui: A nice captain Flying his ship used a weird spell and psionics from his first Mate to punch a hole in the barrier and eventually broke it by placing GODSLAYER ExNihilo the sword into the barrier and sucking up the Divine energy and freeing us and the gods to mingle. Timrel: this Captain..it wouldnt have happened to be named Jarlot..or Rose..or Jarlot ..or Batman would it? Soliloqui: uhmm no..his name is Captain D...his ship the Petit Mort (ooc a :cool: to whoever knows what it means , and can give the meaning behind the context its used) It was his Familiar , He was a ArchWizard who taught at Morgrave University for the Magically adept...and was a privateer I have a picture of him. * she then shows what looks like Jarlot but different think jarlot/ Doctor Strange* His ship was alive but didnt have a real body except in one room , other than that it was an illusion spell... He traveled all over. But yeah once tha barrier is like down and stuff, My son Elishar who became God , sent me here to be safe from Toldoth. Aparently Toldoth was made i removed his generals head. So here I am...where you about to be intimate ..I will leave you alone if you need time alone now...Its not our way to stop things from happening..unless its with us I wouldnt be able to anyways. And like who is Lilly and and is her unicorn friendly ? She finishes all that wihtout breathing to stop |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-17-07, 08:55 AM | But anyways I agree most people who love eachother completely can totally hook up , its kind of even a good thing, even the goddess herself partakes in it, and she is by no means celibate. In fact I sometimes get the hint she wishes I woud be married sooner..despite my telling her I am not into women. I am sooo Not like my cousin Zarah. Silver: Can't blame a goddess for trying. ;) |
| mid___knight11-17-07, 10:26 AM | Soliloqui: yah i know..like i tottaly cant cause its like there job and stuff.. so you cant really be mad only flattered...although I wish that the lady in a bedsheet over there would stop staring at me like she wishes me bodily ill Over in the corner is Aphrodite staring daggers at the Gorgeous elf ...youd even say she would be ..more pretty than the Goddess herself (ooc says a prayer to not offend Aphrodite). Soliloqui in an aside to Silver and Sarah (whispered): she has been following me for some time now..its getting alittle creepy http://xena.softassteel.com/characters/A-C/aphrodite.jpg Timrek: whose that beside you? Soliloqui turns and starts alittle http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.xenafan.com/articles/aresx4/ares04b.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.xenafan.com/articles/aresx4/ares_speaks.html&h=761&w=572&sz=62&hl=en&start=24&um=1&tbnid=v-ZzB0czA66JfM:&tbnh=142&tbnw=107&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2Bares%2Bsymbol%26start%3D 20%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26um%3D1%26h l%3Den%26sa%3DN Soliloqui: Stop following me...I am not gonna go all whilley nilly and slaughter everyone jsut to killa few undead..no go away |
| rampant11-17-07, 12:27 PM | Tirmek - Listen my issues have more to do with Rakshasa rites of passage and their tendency to be rather unpleasant surprises, ... poor cousin larry was never quite the same. http://www.flickr.com/photos/radiowire/1263272723/ |
| Kale_Fangblade11-17-07, 01:27 PM | Sithis: Right, now my second trace has remained undamaged. I think its time to find out who our Second party in all of this is... i have a feeling that they're probably either going to want to erase me or manipulate me to use against the others. Sithis paused and checked his pocket watch. Sithis: Clones should be dismissing themselves in five... four... three... two ... one. There was a click and a rush of energy flowed into Sithis, revitalising and empowering him. Sithis: Im at 90% now, Fighting that Gnome drained some of my energy. So im going to have to play it safe with these other guys. If that Flarewing Harpy was just a mook, then im playing someone waaayyy out of my league. it smells more and more like politics. Sithis checked his stock of needles, making sure the poisons he'd prepared them with were still good. Sithis: Its time for some payback on Featherhead. :devil: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-17-07, 03:40 PM | SchrodiggOh! Episode 1, Part 2 At the Admiral's card shop…… Shrodigger: Hey, gramps, can my friends please see your super-rare card? Admiral Jarlot, aka Gramps: No. Shrodigger: But why not? Gramps: You might try to steal it. Shrodigger: But I would never steal from you. Gramps: AND THAT'S THE POINT! :hoppingma How can you call yourself my grandson when you aren't willing to steal the heck out of everyone you meet? Shrodigger: Ah…I'm really interested so that you'll show my friends where you hide it and they'll come back later and rob you. Gramps: :thinks: Sounds reasonable.………(shifts around a bunch of merchandise under the counter)………Here it is (holds up the card) the 4E Dragon. Has access to enough actions-per-round to take on an entire party all by itself. Lilly: That's it. That thing'll be worthless come June. :P What kind of idiot would want a card like that? Just then Evil-Lilly rushes in. Evil-Lilly: I'm here for that card, old man, and since I'm evil I'll just send thugs to kidnap you if you say no. Hand it over. Gramps: No. Evil-Lilly: Oh well, don't say I didn't warn you. And just for the record, judges are completely in my price-range. Exit Evil-Lilly. Lilly: What was his problem? Gramps: I blame Frappachinoes. |
| rampant11-17-07, 04:43 PM | Sarah - Actually the frappacinos are a symptom. He's the eviltwin (tm) of a genocidal maniac, and thus feels he is not living up to certain expectations to be an Uber-villain (tm). The problem comes from his attempts to overcompensate. Elina - Counter-intel is really paying off Sarah - *sees her own tail* arfarfarfarafararf Elina - *anime sweatdrop* |
| Paulon11-17-07, 08:12 PM | OOPaulon: If the original is a genocidal maniac, shouldn't that mean that the 'Evil Twin' is really good and noble? |
| DungeonJman11-17-07, 09:50 PM | *manifests on the deck of the FF in the most spectacular fashion imaginable, then yawns and takes a look at Soliloqui and Quicksilver.* OODungeonJ: New guys, huh? Can i please send em to the squirrel combat arena for a day, pleeaaaaase? It's been 2 weeks since i gave em lightsabers and none of them have gone Sith yet.... Tirmek: No. OODungeonJ: Aw, no fair... :raincloud *walks away* Soliloqui: Who was that? Tirmek: Ah right, you haven't been properly informed. That was an Entity Beyond Non Existance, or EBNE. Silver is another one, but unlike that guy, actually personifies something. The other one is just a force of nature that dwarfs the deities, can create and alter the fabric of the universe in seconds, which seems to have nothing better to do then mess around with our lives, while acting completely casual about it. And i believe he wanted you two to participate in an arena for the purposes of making a squirrel turn evil. Soliloqui: A squirrel? Tirmek: *points* http://analogkid12.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/squrrilslightsabebattle.jpg *comes back* OODungeonJ: Oh, and by the way, much worse things have happened than what you're thinking about Zarah having done. There are people on this ship who think that's the uncensored stuff compared to what they engage in. *vanishes* |
| demonfey0211-17-07, 10:16 PM | Ilt: Just hope yours doesn't have a death count ready for you. OODF: Oh come on! It was a running gag long before you came here, I just continued it. At least it's over now. Ilt: True. Soliloqui: Huh? Who're you? Ilt: Ilt. Sole active named redshirt, sole redshirt intern ever. And you might want to jump. *BAMF* Soliloqui: Huh? Xiath: CHEWY! Quicksilver: Holy :censored:! *Catch'd* Tirmek: No, bad Xiath! No eating the new person yet. At least, not until finding out if she's a redshirt or not... |
| mid___knight11-17-07, 10:30 PM | Soliloqui: Redshirt hmm...nope Red and me dont go well together really Black hair green eyes ..and red shirt dont go well together....wait..is it a religious thing? I am kinda exempt on the fact that I dont wear red anything after undeath day...kinda taboo. And no white after Labour day. what does a redshirt do? We see someone doing something SOOO evilly vile to a corpse of a squirrel that automatically her arm rings out and tosses her Longsword over her shoulder flying past an "innocent" person and instantly slaying the offending Vile person, her sword reappearing in her hand soliloqui: sorry ...evil alarm going off I like sensed something going on that would violate my cheese and removed it Timrek: cheese? Sarah: like from milk? Soliloqui : yeah..I once had a conversation with an old monk, when you age the cheese correctly the world is your burrito shaped oyster. Sarah and Timrek :confused: :confused: Soliloqui: Is there a position for Moral Adviser? or maybe ships diplomate? I can also restore those that are insane cause like...I talk lots and listen well and I am SOOO good at helping peoples heads get better. She looks down at Xiath : OHHH cute!!!!!!! it has extra limbs...*she picks her up and rocks her to sleep in such soooothing words and awesome singing ability (not bard just in a mom style) and rubbing the bridge of her nose lightly andthen hands her to sarah. cute baby |
| Paulon11-17-07, 10:57 PM | OOPaulon: *has a vision of Kanatash installing a teleport to his office just outside Soliloqui's headshrinking room so he can drive her cured patients insane again, then send them back to her to be recured, ad infinitum* |
| rampant11-18-07, 12:20 AM | Tirmek - Sarah you might want to adjust Xiath - *sleep Chomp* Sarah - by mose :( Tirmek - Yeah next time give the sleeping dragon to her mother, father or me. She bites in her sleep and only a few people know the rythm well enough to avoid a rather painfull Chomping. *pries Xiath off Sarah's face*... Um sorry *picks part of Sarah's face out of Xiath's teeth and puts it back on*. Soliloqui - Let me heal tha- Sarah - Mo prob it's already resealing, Xiath has serious teeth, but she hasn't learned to channel energitics yet andher draconis fundamentum is still growing so no permanent harm *last traces of injury have dissapeared*. Hurts alot though, getting your face ripped off I mean. Tirmek - Now what's this about extra limbs? Xiath's shoulder blades are certainly larger than mine were at her age, but she's not developing wing buds, or a tail stub. She should be pretty much humanoid in build. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-18-07, 08:13 AM | Soliloqui: Is there a position for Moral Adviser? OOcat: What is this "Moral" you speak of? Perhaps you mean people being happy? That's kinda impossible on a ship where half the crew are crazed murderers and the other half are depraved murderers there for the first half's amusement. or maybe ships diplomate? Bunny: Everyone is aready afraid of this ship. Or they're really stupid. I can also restore those that are insane cause like...I talk lots and listen well and I am SOOO good at helping peoples heads get better. 13: I am SOOOOOOO not worried. ;) OOC:http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=17256&start=1&end=10&display=photoshop Contains nothing offensive and everything funny. Yo ho! |
| DungeonJman11-18-07, 10:44 AM | *reappears* Sorry about before, anyway, as anyone else has told you, the people on this ship are long past gone, or enjoy being insane. Even things that are supposed to be immune to insanity lose their minds here. Including Inevitables. I myself was once nicer than i am now, trying to make sure that things went well for people here. Eventually got corrupted, but not enough to fully lose my sense of decency... *looks around* Where was I? Oh yeah...no point in trying to restore the sanity of people's minds, because they've gotten used to being insane, however sad that may be.... *Good DungeonJ is crying from the fact that people are corrupted, the Law DungeonJ is attempting to calm it down by rationalization, but his logic is falling apart, and the Evil DungeonJ takes out a chainsaw and hockey mask and starts finding some redshirts to kill and a clown car then goes across the ship in the manner of a tumbleweed* Er...ignore the various manifestations of my alignments, it happens way too often nowadays...Besides, there are much more interesting things happening around here, especially below deck. Just try to stay in this dimension... |
| demonfey0211-18-07, 10:56 AM | Ilt: Weren't you the one that sicced all of Kanatash's toys on me after I had died yet again in order to see if you could hear the sound of a psyche snapping on your own? DungeonJ: No, I did that because you're a redshirt. You're not supposed to be anything resembling sane. Ilt: Oh yeah... |
| mid___knight11-18-07, 11:00 AM | soliloqui: I once had to face my evil half..Like i mean she jsut have up all hope and stuff trying to tell me that I should fight for evil since my beloved died....and her face was like...ugly. So i jsut told her that its ok and that she was ugly but thats no reason to go evil , i mean there is a WAY big difference between being ugly on the outside and ugly on the inside. And that the inside starts to reflect the outside...and despite the scars and wounds and acid burns...she was ugly...but tehre are creams for that...and she got confused and killed herself. so I won. Like i mean can you imaging letting yourself go that you don't even use Product on your hair anymore? or a lite acid facial to remove unsightly pimples...not that we ever had pimples mind you. Although once when I was body switched with a Ogrillian's body :blush: He was male...and well waking up in the morning was difficult...sometimes. But hey I didnt give up infact that is the Best dressed Ogrillian Ever , and we did alot of good. |
| demonfey0211-18-07, 11:13 AM | Ilt: That's not even unusual for people on this ship. Soliloqui: But- Ilt: Let me put it this way-If Khyber herself was to emerge, AGAIN, that would probably be par for the course for this ship. She'd end up being beaten again, and sent back again, end of story. Soliloqui: And the ogrillian? Ilt: Here, it's entirely possible you won't have anything similar from one moment to the next. Heck, I once woke up with twenty two tentacles where my arms were supposed to be and stuck between three of a set of seventeen genders we don't even have words for yet, and that's not even unusual here. You should be glad that your form was basically humanoid. |
| DungeonJman11-18-07, 11:23 AM | Besides, that was my evil third. Evil DungeonJ: You should have been there though, the sound of his mind snapping was pretty cool... Law DungeonJ: According to a set of subjective definitions, there is no such thing as "cool" Good DungeonJ: *gives Ilt a cookie* Evil DungeonJ: And i'm not ugly! I look just the same as the others here. This is because evil is only a subjective point of view, right and wrong don't exist in the way people think that they do, and besides...evil is supposed to be subtle.... Good + Law DungeonJ's: We'd like to have a word with you about that.... *big philosophical discussion, which turns into a fistfight ensues* |
| rampant11-18-07, 11:25 AM | Soliloqui - Where did the cute young couple go? Ilt - Probably going to put Xiath in her room so she doesn't do too much damage, even asleep that one's a wild terror. Soliloqui - That's an awful thing to say about a little girl. Ilt - She enjoys it. She's even named her Double scimitar "Rampage". |
| DungeonJman11-18-07, 11:31 AM | And yet, we even forgot to mention that her stomach is a demiplane, larger and more terrifying then that of Dalmosh of the Infinite Maws...i think you could start a buisness with the artifacts in there...and that at least 3 empires have arose from that place...but that might be her hoard instead, i get mixed up on whether the draconic urge to hoard or eat is greater... All this crazyness reminds me...you should be glad you don't have the chance to meet Sarah's parents.. |
| Norr11-18-07, 12:02 PM | Apparations of Terra and Lisa - Anyone mentioned our names? |
| mid___knight11-18-07, 12:10 PM | Soliloqui: whose Khyber? and my they are pretty(about terra and lisa) wait..parents? but...how..ohhhh polymorph any object i get it..I knew a wizard who used to take gems and make them bigger with that spell so they were perminant , then break them up into smaller gems to sell at a higher price for the singel gem...then he would after 3 years and ocne the economy is used to the gem system of currency he would tell a neighbouring country that the gems arent real and someone would dispel one gem..and then all of them would turn back ruining the entire economy and bringing the country to its knees. He lasted 3 weeks as a ruler. But wow you both sure are pretty which one was the male? Cause wow i cant tell the difference your polysurgeon must be like awesome. |
| demonfey0211-18-07, 12:14 PM | Ilt: The empires started, and then she ate them, leaving the items out this time to add to her hoard. DungeonJ: That makes sense. Soliloqui: Still, to talk about a little girl like that... Ilt: Considering she's bitten off one of my wings in the past to see if I tasted like chicken, it fits. Thankfully, I didn't. DungeonJ: The scary thing is that her appetite and teeth're from the non-dragon side. Terra: Nope, that's not how we had kids. Soliloqui: But how- Lisa: The answer to that question is the second leading cause of insanity on this ship. Ilt: Listen. The rules and laws of nature don't mean anything here. We've had two guys on the ship pregnant and give birth, without turning into girls. Technically, three girl/girl couples have had kids. Terra: Me and Lisa, Satnak and Serene, but who's the third? Ilt: Aerith/Saberiel. Terra: Right. Ilt: Oh, and Khyber is one of the three deities that created the material plane of Eberron, kept imprisoned by another one, Eberron after killing the third, Siberys. In other words...uh...if you're Faerunian, think Ao. Now make three of them, and that's the progenitor dragons in a nutshell. |
| rampant11-18-07, 12:36 PM | Terra - Although calling Serene female may be considered misleading. Soliloqui - So she's a he? Lisa - Hell no, she's an uber living construct aberration. Her biology is simply too alien to classify as of yet. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-18-07, 01:09 PM | Ilt: Listen. The rules and laws of nature don't mean anything here. We've had two guys on the ship pregnant and give birth, without turning into girls. OOcat: Doog and an Ishmael (fairly certain it's Jr.), but who's the other two? Unless you were counting Quench and the Moogle. Terra: Me and Lisa, Satnak and Serene, but who's the third? Ilt: Aerith/Saberiel. OOC: :detect: for remembering that ancient paring. Silver: You're also forgetting the Kanatash/Caralot, where the woman is the father and the man is the mother. Soliliqui: So, like, my giving birth without sleeping with a man fits right in. Silver: Grrrrrrr. 13: It's new and original, we'll give you that. :D Silver: Also, we have some normal parings, including a catgirl who gave birth by a human/living construct/aberration, a kenku, a winter wolf, and the half-elf captain. At the same time. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-18-07, 01:09 PM | Apparations of Terra and Lisa - Anyone mentioned our names? Bunny: You guys are dead. Final dead. That was the deal. |
| Paulon11-18-07, 01:16 PM | OOcat: Doog and an Ishmael (fairly certain it's Jr.), but who's the other two? Unless you were counting Quench and the Moogle. OOC: :detect: for remembering that ancient paring. Silver: You're also forgetting the Kanatash/Caralot, where the woman is the father and the man is the mother. OOPaulon: That's probably the other case of male pregnancy referred to. He didn't specify couples. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-18-07, 01:41 PM | Bunny: You guys are dead. Final dead. That was the deal.Terra: :nonono: We have elements of the Marvel cosmology. We couldn't stay perma-dead if we tried. Bunny: :tantrum: :rant: Then what the hell is the point of me even being here?! Lisa: :D To get rid of the characters, good and bad, that the entities get tired of. Bunny: :banghead: Grrrrrrr! Why am I the frigging garbage man?! Terra: Just feel better that you got to keep us for a good 30 pages or so. That's gotta be some kind of record for main characters. |
| demonfey0211-18-07, 01:55 PM | OOC: Paulon's right, I was talking about Kanatash/Caralot as the second one, mainly because Kanatash is generally identified as male. |
| mid___knight11-18-07, 01:59 PM | Soliloqui: how about this...When I get married and can ...you know...things.. I will honest I dont lie..unless you evil then well all bets are off. So you can have fun with me after that ok? That is Goddess willing she allows it. I am not from Faerun...I kinda dont like it there, I mean I only met some of the gods of my world..and some of my friends are Gods now...but its not like that place.. I mean..i can use the washroom without running into an incarnation of mystra trying to wash my hands for me. At least..in my world...there...its disturbing to be asked if they can wipe for you...I declined ..i think they were upset..i didnt go back to that world since...Dang old pervy men following you arround...*shudders* |
| mid___knight11-18-07, 02:03 PM | Silver : DEAL!!!! Soliloqui: you seem so entheused...I mean..whats so big . Terra: you told her she can have fun with you afterwards...and didnt specify what kind and how..or how often..or anything ..you really should watch what you agree too..too bad its binding. Lisa: I probably should have told you about that..sorry Soliloqui turning 9 shades of red from embarrassment |
| DungeonJman11-18-07, 02:05 PM | Cool, i caused a chain reaction leading to the ressurection of Terra and Lisa, does that mean i now have levels in cleric or something? Law DungeonJ: Nah, in all probability, you just contributed the equivalent of a spell slot for Kaizer using an Epic Resurrection spell. OODungeonJ: You're no fun...wait, why Kaizer? Law DungeonJ: Because he found a way to make sure that they were alive, Norr's post only counts as a Speak With Dead spell. |
| demonfey0211-18-07, 02:11 PM | Ilt: Well, there're worse things to make deals with than the chief goddess of :pile:. Soliloqui: Like? Ilt: Bunny, the overseer god of death, or 13, the god of letting you know you're alive by annoying the crap outta you. Oh, and on the plus side, even though Elminster's here, it's completely canon to kill him as soon as he pops up. Soliloqui: Really? Yay! ******* OODF: You also won an angry Bunny. DungeonJman: Uh oh... Bunny: YOU LET THEM ESCAPE! |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-18-07, 02:16 PM | OOKaizer: *watching Bunny chase DungeonJ with 10ft long multibladed Chainsaw-Scythe of Dismemberment* You're not going to say anything? OOCharles: And get the incarnation of death upset with me for bringing them back in the first place while no one noticed? Hell no! OOKaizer: Good thing they're just manifestations from the Flame so his reanimation senses didn't kick in. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-18-07, 02:20 PM | SchrodiggOh! Episode 1, Part 3 At Schrodigger’s home above the card shop………… The message stone rings. Schrodigger taps it. Evil-Lilly’s Voice: Hello, Schrodigger. Could you come call an ambulance for your grandfather? He’s passed out and cluttering up my private dueling arena. My evil reputation would be ruined if anyone ever found out I pressed 9-1-1. Schrodigger: How’d he get over there? Evil-Lilly’s Voice: I had him kidnapped. What did you think happened? Schrodigger: Oh, he passes out drunk in all sorts of places. ************ Schrodigger and pals emerge from the elevator in Evil-Lilly’s corporate tower. Gramps is passed out on the floor. Schrodigger: Grampa! (runs to his grandfather’s side) What did Evil-Lilly do to you? Gramps: He promised there’d be rum, but there wasn’t any. Then he challenged me to a card game that lasted 15 minutes. Evil-Lilly enters through a door opposite. Schrodigger: You bastard! You would subject an old man to 15 minutes without rum? Evil-Lilly: Yes. And now for an encore…(takes out the 4E Dragon and rips it in half) Schrodigger: Your point being? Evil-Lilly: I just ripped up your grandpa’s best card. Aren’t you going to get mad at me? Schrodigger: Mending’s a 0-level spell. Plus that thing’s worthless in about 6 months. Evil-Lilly: …………………………………………………………………Shut up and duel me. Schrodigger: Don’t worry, Grampa. I’ll beat his ***** for you. But first I’ll need your deck. *YOINK* Gramps: Wait, wait. You just stole my deck and instead of staying by my side as I’m rushed off to the bar you’re going to abandon me to play a card game? Schrodigger: Pretty much. Gramps: :weep: I’m so proud of you. Momo: Gather round, everyone, and I’ll mark us with a special friendship sign. Lilly: Does it have any magical powers? Momo: No. Lilly: Then what good is it? Momo: It’s called roleplaying, moron. Hyrd: Momo save breath. Lilly is original hack-and-slasher. Schrodigger: Tes-Tos-Teroooooooooooooooooooooone! *transformation sequence* Schrodigger is now (a little bit) taller and a whole lot more bishonen. Becoming Schrodigger: It’s time to duel. Evil-Lilly: Hey, that’s not fair! No one told me there were magic items that could increase my height. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-18-07, 02:27 PM | Gramps: Wait, wait. You just stole my deck and instead of staying by my side as I’m rushed off to the bar you’re going to abandon me to play a card game? Schrodigger: Pretty much. Gramps: :weep: I’m so proud of you.OOC: :rofl: to that. IC: Momo: :drool: Lilly: :OMG! It's possible for Cat-boys to become MORE bishounen?! *begins :plotting: * Hyrd: Where Momo get marker? Momo: Stole it from the front desk. Hang around my brother too much and you become a kleptomaniac. Gramps: Hey, my wallet's gone! |
| mid___knight11-18-07, 02:50 PM | Soliloqui: so..i ehlped bring people who are in love back into being? Awesome...I am soo gaining a level now. She looks to Terra and Lisa Soliloqui: i ..am going to go let you 2 be alone right now..caus ei should be seeing this reunion then... She doesnt stop turning red from before and is crimson now..and you hear twin pings from her breastplate. Soliloqui: i gotta go.. |
| Charles Phipps11-18-07, 07:29 PM | *A spinning set of rings glows around a magic staff inside them* *lighting arcs down from the skies and pours into the staff as it is charged with eldrich forces from the Positive Material Plane* *Lilly bounces on down* Lilly: AT LAST! ULTIMATE POWER IS MINE! :evillaugh Ivy: What have you got there. Lilly: THE POWER OF THE IMMORTALS! Ivy: :confused: Lilly: Yes, my Rod of Surefot Control! Ivy: Your what? Lilly: Behold the awesome might of Lilly! *walks over to Sarah* *lifts up glowing Rod* *Sarah is bathed in its red light* Lilly: Speak! Sarah: Arf! Lilly: Roll over! *Sarah plops on the ground* Lilly: Stay. *Sarah raises her paws up* Lilly: Good girl! *tosses her treat* Lilly: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! |
| Paulon11-18-07, 07:38 PM | OOPaulon: :rolleye2: When he can do that to Deis without her eating his soul in response or otherwise subjecting him to eternal torment, then I'll believe he has something useful. :P |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-18-07, 07:41 PM | Deis: Eat his soul? Ick! Vlad: What kind of multiverse-destroying monstrosities do you take us for?! We have some standards. |
| Paulon11-18-07, 07:58 PM | OOPaulon: So there's still the 'or otherwise subject him to eternal torment' option. I have to admit there'd be a risk of food poisoning even for a Suferot from eating his soul. *considers* Truth be told that might even make a black hole throw up to get rid of it. |
| Charles Phipps11-18-07, 07:59 PM | Deis: Besides, I'm Lilly's biggest fan. I mean, LOOK at the people he's slaughtered. Lilly: They were evil...ish. |
| Norr11-18-07, 08:05 PM | OOC: Actually, Terra and Lisa are still manifestations from the Flame, it's been presedented. Am I the only one who remembers :confused: I mean, seriously, it hasn't been more than 20 pages-or-so since. |
| Paulon11-18-07, 08:17 PM | OOPaulon: I remember. They're not supposed to be able to do anything 'useful' now. But it's SOOOOO much more fun to watch the Bunny flip out than to remind him about the details. :D |
| rampant11-18-07, 08:23 PM | OORampant - Let them have their fun, truth is so much more amusing the less people believe it. ------------------------------------- Evil-Lily - I summon 4e dragon! Hyrd - Hey! *summoned* Hyrd - (painted white, and teleported to the battle field) Stop it! |
| DungeonJman11-18-07, 08:34 PM | Becoming Schrodigger: Wait, did you just get three clones of Hyrd on the field? Hyrds: *all at the same time, in the same voice* Hyrd's sense of reality distorted! Evil-Lilly: You're point being? Becoming Schrodigger: When did you find the time, resources, and allowment in the rules to do that...? Evil Lilly: :censored: THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!!! Becoming Schrodigger: But where did you get the money from.... Evil Lilly: Shut up and play your last pathetic card... Becoming Schrodigger: My grandfather's deck has no pathetic cards, except for a hairball coughed up by one of the kittens... IHH: Oh crud, all this deck has is pathetic cards, how do i beat him... *draws* But it also has Bunny the Bringer of Death! *pops on the field* Bunny: *still holding chainsaw* This is NOT the time! Becoming Schrodigger: Just shut up and obliterate.... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-18-07, 08:57 PM | OOC: Previous post accepted as part of parody. We just thought we'd say this to avoid confusion. Evil-Lilly: No, Bunny! It's not possible! No one's ever been able to summon him! Becoming Schrodigger: Why, because it's so rare? Evil-Lilly: No, because he usually kills whoever summons him, and then 4Kids brings down the Censor Devas and it never happens. Becoming Schrodigger: Well they'll leave this one in. Bunny: *obliterates Hyrd clones* A short kid who looks like Ivy runs in. Good-Ivy: Big brother! I finally arrived from the other dimension! Evil-Lilly: How could this be? How could I be beaten? Becoming Schrodigger: Evil-Lilly…if you really want to know…………(holds out his hand)…LET GO OF YOUR EVIL! Alt-Lilly [OOC: name changed so no one gets confused]: *cheap special FX* Uuh. Becoming Schrodigger: (ihh: Wait, why didn't we just do that in the first place?) Schrodigger: (ihh: Beats me. And since when have you had psychic powers?) Becoming Schrodigger: (ihh: Since we got this Quori pendant.) Schrodigger: (ihh: How do you know it's Quori?) Becoming Schrodigger: (holds up the item [OOC: Anyone want to submit ideas about what it looks like?]) (ihh: Oh, come on. We're on Eberron, it's got an eye on it, and it gives me psychic powers. Who else do you think it belongs to?) Kerrith: Wait, does that mean I have to be possessed by a Quori? ???: Shut up and start lurking in the background. |
| DungeonJman11-18-07, 10:28 PM | Well that depends...does a fraction of the conscious of the Dreaming Dark count as a Quori? |
| rampant11-19-07, 12:18 AM | Satnak, Sarah, Tirmek, Elina, Teiza, Corre, Ketty, Dorvos and Kanatash - We're not possesed. Xiath - :zzz: |
| demonfey0211-19-07, 12:33 AM | Ilt *points at Elina and Kanatash*: Was and probably does. |
| rampant11-19-07, 12:59 AM | Why Elina is banned from the city of Ghostwalk Elina - GET OUT OF MY HEAD! Every single damned one of the ectoplasmic bastards - NO! |
| mid___knight11-19-07, 01:21 PM | Soliloqui has decided she is going to have a room...she finds an empty one, for some reason someone told her that the old occupant no longer needed it as they remove the name " micheal " from it, aparently they pronounced it michelle though , she figures its human thing. She also decides that its time for some alone time with her fiance, whom uses the ring of change to turn into a golden skined elf of incredible awesomeness , youd almsot say assimar but its definately an elf. (no one mentions that the ring is the same ring her friend Zarah gave to her dragon friend so they could be lovers ...so he looks exactly the same as Zarah's lover did...It's one more little thing that Zarah giggles about in private because Soliloqui doesnt know. As they start to get intimate they both start to think..maybe it will be ok this time...maybe just alittle furthur...and hands roam ..clothes are shed..until.. Tentacles... With this Quicksilver gets up and runs screaming from the room after seeing.....tentacles from a place he hasnt seen on her before but knows from healing class that they shouldnt be there. ...Its odd to see an adamantine skinned naked elf man running down the halls...at least he seems to think so when he stops running..somewhere. Although no one else seems phased by this. Meanwhile back in her room Soliloqui blinks confused and decides thats it definately not till marriage. (outside her room in the room next door) Volrath : DAMNIT not teh effect i was hoping for...finely hot elf chick that ISNT protected by magics...and this is what i get. 13 : hehehe silver ::headexplo :banghead: I just wanna tell ou something... 13: I know.. Silver : I hated you the most... 13: i know silver ..i know.. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-19-07, 10:41 PM | Nina: Auntie Aerith? http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/9428/26041332qp7.jpg Aerith: :cloud9: KYAAAAAAAAAA~! :cloud9: *TACKLE HUG* Nina: *gasping for air* Every...time... Aerith: *snuggle* What is it, honey? Nina: I'm having some personal issues, and I thought you'd be the best person to talk to. Aerith: Oh! I thought you were a bit young for that to start, but maybe that's just how Suferot develop. I can assure you it's completely normal and happens to all women as they mature. Nina: :confused: Um- Aerith: You'll probably start noticing boys a lot more often, but remember that you have a responsibility to yourself to make sure it's not just your body they want. Nina: :confused: How is this related to trying to figure out how to act Good when every choice is at least a little Evil? Aerith: :blink: ..................... *anime sweatdrop* :shifty: Er...nevermind. Wrong talk. |
| rampant11-20-07, 12:17 AM | Terra - Yeah don't worry we'll make sure they get that talk. Lisa - If not us then Satnak and Serene. Serene - *starts pulling out the book Terra and Lisa gave Serene and Satnak at the wedding* Yes I think this is a good starting point. Lisa - Ok maybe just Satnak. Satnak - Oh gods! I just let her give Dorvos the talk! ------------------------------------------------------------ Dorvos - :gel: Kanatash - I didn't do it! but I must learn how. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-20-07, 08:07 AM | Aerith: :blink: ..................... *anime sweatdrop* :shifty: Er...nevermind. Wrong talk. Silver: Pushing buttons is so fun. Pushing buttons is so fun. Now it's time to take a break and see who has been done. :D |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-20-07, 08:08 AM | Dorvos - :gel: Kanatash - I didn't do it! but I must learn how. 13: Page 1500 of my best-selling book "Dealing with Offspring". |
| demonfey0211-20-07, 10:31 AM | Silver: Or, if you want what's on that page, my book on :pile: plus a page on how to present it. |
| rampant11-20-07, 12:20 PM | Satnak - I've done what I can, but the truth is you can't tell a 12 year old boy that his physiology is compatible with just about every species and gender without getting trauma, especially when you explain that just about any of them could get him pregnant. Lisa - By the flame that's gotta be rough. Satnak - I think Serene using a male minotaur as an example may have been too much for him. Terra and Lisa - .... Satnak - :embarrass we go through allot of polymorph potions. |
| mid___knight11-20-07, 02:58 PM | Quicksilver: I was soooo close this time...this is soo not fair...cold shower .cold cold shower...definately get....where am i? He looks around realizing he has now no clue where he is..and is most likely showering in someones walk in vegetable cleaner. Quicksilver: I am gonna go back now 13: HAHA!! Quicksilver: you!?!? this is all your fault...hwo to get you back for it? maybe if Silver was to mate you that would be annoying enough HA! thats it nothig i the world cant be solved by getting some..... Quicksilver: revenge i meant REvenge honest. |
| rampant11-20-07, 04:52 PM | Kithle - Newbie Quicksilver - ITHILLID! Kithle - Brains Quiksilver - aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh *runs* 13 - That's zombies Kithle - He doesn't know that. Like I'd even eat his, I mean seriously when they're that steeped in hormones they loose flavor. 13 - I always wondered why a 30+ int like Lilly never ended up on your buffet. Kithle - That kid was born without flavor. |
| mid___knight11-20-07, 05:22 PM | What people dont realise is he want running away in fear...it was the fact that he now pictured Kithle's face ...when he thought of Soliloqui laying in bed waiting for him...but not his face on her head...but lower. Quicksilver : Oh gods...Limp Adamantine..how do i explain this to her when she needs to use me again...err that sounds worse than i meant it too |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-20-07, 06:01 PM | Quicksilver: you!?!? this is all your fault...hwo to get you back for it? maybe if Silver was to mate you that would be annoying enough HA! thats it nothig i the world cant be solved by getting some..... 13: Won't work. :D Quicksilver: What do you mean? :confused: 13: I—and my companions Bunny and Silver—do not, technically, exist. Quicksilver: What do you mean, "technically"? 13: Oh, no way, pal. It's my job to confuse you, not give you the answers. :devil: OOcat: Must…not…show…philosophical…genius… Quicksilver: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? 13: :angelhide OOcat: Okay, the "shadow-puppet" version: "They" are not actually the ones who "cause" sex, life, and death to happen. Those things just happen. And yes, each of them is part of one of those aspects. But "they", that is, what you can experience, are simply an echo of those larger effects. Like a shadow puppet where you can't touch the hand, you can't change them directly. They show what the force in question is doing, but "they" aren't actually doing it. Quicksilver: ………………………Umm……… OOcat: The short, short version: They not real. They no touchy. Only talky. OOC: In case you need more clarification: Silver, 13, and Bunny aren't actually characters. They're a way to have someone pop up and make a comment where it would be inappropriate for a real person to do so. Each is attached to a fundamental force of life as a way of giving those forces a voice, being things integral to how the FF works. |
| mid___knight11-20-07, 06:59 PM | Quicksilver: so...they cant touch us..but what about eachother? I jsut thought the idea of someone annoying you with sexual thigns would be bad...oh gods... He then runs back to Soliloqui Quicksilver: I just figured it out..your the secret love child manifested of 13 and Silver...cause you tease me with the prospect of sex. Soliloqui looks to him ..giving him... THE LOOK... Quicksilver: o sugar.....wrong thing to say... Soliloqui: you think? jsut great and here i was going to wear that nice Star gown i have too...but oh well looks like its bedtime for me.. Quicksilver: Yay! Soliloqui: oh no..couch time for you...in the kitchen. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-20-07, 07:42 PM | Quicksilver: I just figured it out..your the secret love child manifested of 13 and Silver...cause you tease me with the prospect of sex. Bunny: Actually, for that to even be close there'd have to be some actual sex involved. :bored: |
| mid___knight11-20-07, 07:45 PM | quicksilver : but that there wasnt woudlnt that be annoying? |
| rampant11-20-07, 09:01 PM | Silver - I'm not sex, I'm breeding, sex is just how many intelligent races breed, teasing only gets played if its being used to make a more suitable mate jealous. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-20-07, 09:04 PM | Lisa: *poke poke* Silver: :rolleyes: Or make the act more fun. Yes, I'm fully aware of that. |
| rampant11-20-07, 09:30 PM | OORampant - Ok People we're doing the Pegasus auditions Devon - A poem about Duel monsters Go Dark Magician Use your Dark Magic Attack Thousand Eyes Restrict ---------------------------- Rose - I'm simply Fabulous, I'll ressurect my dead wife and rule the world Zella - Dead am I? Well that explains all the filadering you great git! ------------------------------ Doog - Chain of Command *****! OORampant - HELP ME! -------------------------------- Jarlot Senior - Hello yugi- OOrampant - You're playing the grandpa Jarlot Senior - Who gets like what 2 minutes of screen time total in this arc? |
| demonfey0211-20-07, 11:46 PM | *Dooj explodes* Momo (from random death machine): Oops. Oh well, I doubt it was anyone important. Bunny: Even I have limits on who I'll let out. Klaz: Sucks to be you, Dooj. Bunny: Get back in the coffin! *Fiery chainsaw DEATH*:evillaugh *koff*...sorry. That happens sometimes... |
| rampant11-21-07, 01:38 AM | Sithis - (i.h.h. Jiminy Criket! It's like the FF, only ... more disciplined.) Sithis had followed the mobile decom unit after slipping a trace on the lead healer. A battered old Minotaur with the unavoidable marks of one who knows a fair number of shape shifting techniques which they use regularly, a small too perfect beard on his chin, eyes and face just a tad off from repeated transformation. The Harpy had invoked a power of invisibility and settled in as a scout, backing up a largish orc who carried several nasty throwing spears. The Robed humanoid looked to be a shifter or possibly a full Therianthrope given the shocking shift it went through when the group had been attacked by a pack of horrid hyenas, but aside from Lady, Sithis knew of no 'thropes who became 10 ft tall mantises. Back at the temporary base a Hag coven sat the group don and debriefed them, then activated a field Sithis could not penetrate without drawing alarm. The camp consisted of Kobolds, several hag blooded, more harpies of both native and flare wing varieties, at least one Ak'Chazar Rakshasa and her undead minions, 3-4 other minotaurs, several creatures that resembled humanoids but had fierce claws and over developed muscle and bone structures, these were kept on chains and handled by large fierce looking four-armed creatures with dark skin, bestial features, and massive white manes of hair running from the bottom of their necks and the tops of their heads all the way down their backs. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-21-07, 07:53 AM | OOC: Non-canon: Rose (as Pegasus): Schrodigg-Oh-bi-wan never told you what happened to your father. Lilly: He told me enough! He told me you beat him at a children's card game. Rose: No. Lilly, I am your father. Lilly: No…That's not true…That's impossible! Rose: Search your spoonyness, you know it to be true. Lilly:………NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! |
| mid___knight11-21-07, 12:56 PM | Quicksilver while trying to find the kitchen and dragging the couch , see's a battle of card happening. Quicksilver: uhmm why are you playing card games with the deck of many things? |
| demonfey0211-21-07, 04:03 PM | ...If you added "attention duelists" to the beginning and said "my hair is your father", that could be canon and almost entirely accurate for an ending thing later. IC: Schrodigg-Oh: Because it makes things more interesting. Come on, it's a card game! How else are we supposed to make it interesting? |
| mid___knight11-21-07, 04:22 PM | Quicksilver: I'd answer that ..but I am already spending the night on the couch... |
| demonfey0211-21-07, 05:35 PM | Schrodigg-Oh: We're doing a parody of a parody of a kid's show. We can't even show weapons not held by one of the summoned monsters on screen, or excessive violence. Nameless minion: We have invisible guns! Schrodigg-Oh: See? Quicksilver: Ah. Wait a sec...ohcra- Quicksilver disappears. Quicksilver: Oh, okay, I'm just invisible... |
| mid___knight11-21-07, 05:53 PM | Quicksilver : oh lords I'm invisible...this is...this is..this is awesome!!!! I can finally see her naked!!! WOOHOOO Soliloqui was going to go get herself a midnight snack.She is now scarlet at overhearing him ...not hearing who he wanted to see. Soliloqui: Invisible...not silenced...now you sleep on the bathtub ..with Ice in it... Quicksilver: But..Butt..But... Soliloqui: No butts for you mister...Bathtub Now! Quicksilver ..if he could be seen is sticking out his tongue Soliloqui: I see that... Quicksilver: I ..thats soo not fair.. grumbles .already had a shower today ..twice if you count the slober from the chaos beast i ran from.. |
| Kale_Fangblade11-21-07, 07:23 PM | Sithis: ... Draegloth?... what the hell are they doing here? From the power levels im sensing here, im really in the deep end. Im out gunned on all sides. Ok, battle stratergy is far more important than power. But you dont need to be a genius to know theres far too many unkowns for a decent combat stratergy against these guys. Sithis scowled. Sithis: I might as well get some details of the Camp structure and the magical defenses. With the observations i've made i have enough to know these guys are being funded by somthing Major. Featherhead was just a croney, probably a low down one at that. Sithis knelt, intialising the rapid meditation technique he'd learned. and began visualising an arcane cirlce in his mind, the penticle formed quickly, runes formin along its length. Sithis's hands worked in a blur again, forming a mass of hand gestures for this complex spell. On the ground in the centre of the rapid circle ( A circle without a physical ancor, formed mostly from magical essence) Sithis began to sculpt a magpie like shape from a mixture of the dirt and shadowenergies. tearing off a chunk of his own essence Sithis placed it within the Magpie. Sithis closed his eyes, forcing his will into the doll. It cawed quietly and ruffled its feathers. now identical to a real magpie. Sithis smiled slightly, watching his own smile from the Magpies eyes. Stretching its wings, Sithis let the Magpie take to the skies, roving high above the camp it began to take mental images. noting formations, creature types and specific individuals. On the second pass, it did a magical anaylsis of the defensive field over their camp. Sithis decided to shut the Magpie down after the second pass, it wasnt worth risking discovery. The Magpie doll faded into its component parts on the opposite side of the Camp to Sithis. Sithis's essence returned to him, and drawing on his magic Sithis teleported To Erandis to give her all the information he'd found. An hour later Sithis was back on the Forgotten Freedom. Sithis: I need to Find Tirmek. He'll know more about these 'Angels' and this Lord Aomas. Besides, i recognised Featherheads aura, he's the one who threw that Eldritch Lance at Tirmek. So, Obviously Tirmeks in danger. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-21-07, 07:44 PM | Soliloqui: No butts for you mister... Silver: No butts……no other side of butt…………*sigh* ************* Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 2, Part 1 Schrodigger and his friends are back at school, Hopeforge High. They are playing "Magic & Wizards" [OOC: :cookie: to whoever knows where that came from]. Lilly is currently set against Momo. Kerrith: Oh boy, my first scene! :D Now let me at some of that card-game action. Schrodigger: Sorry, Kerrith, but you don't really get mentioned until episode 3. Kerrith: :weep: Lilly: It's sure great that living in a magical world means that playing a card game about summoning monsters is considered extra credit. Now my Harry Potter Chess Rook attacks your Creepy-Cute Puffball. Momo: You forgot that my Creepy-Cute Puffball has the "Way too cute to attack" special ability. Once again the power of "Love-craft" triumphs over all. Lilly: Huh…(inspects the card)………Where is there even enough space for the rules? Hyrd: :confused: Why Hyrd purple? |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-22-07, 12:05 AM | *the entire crew sits before a gigantic viewing screen* Elina: Thank you all for coming, though a few more holdouts might have made some of us less pouty. *Deis, Vlad, Volrath, and Kanatash stare angrily at the crew they didn't get to torment into coming* Elina: Now, because there seems to be a lack of respect for my boyfriend, I thought you should all see exactly how truly awesome he is once and for all so you stop trying to kill him at every turn. *glares at Tirmek* Tirmek: :rolleyes: Oh, this should be good. Elina: *turns out the lights and starts the video* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycf7zwxo6mc Sarah: :blink: Lilly: :OMG! Where did you find that?! Tirmek: *snicker* *chuckle* :rofl: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :rofl: Elina: :blush: :blush: :blush: Sorry...wrong one... *starts up the one she meant to show* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXudsGLQnEQ Tirmek: :rofl: *gasping for breath* Stop it! I can't...I can't breathe! :rofl: Lilly: You know, Elina, it's ok. You don't have to- Elina: :tantrum: Dammit! Ok, it's gotta be this one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv_T_yV2clQ Tirmek: :rofl: Sarah: *wags her tail* I thought it was awesome... Elina: *less enthused* This one? *OBLIGITORY FOUL LANGUAGE WARNING* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGSmgYMWBaw Tirmek: *tth* Is this how I die? Asphyxiation by Lilly humiliation? :rofl: Elina: Grrrrrr! Who put all these here?! I didn't even pick these up! ----- Silver: This was your doing, I know it. 13: Hell yeah. Bunny: But I have to admit this one's a pretty good summation of Lilly's origins. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-G606c-Gqs |
| rampant11-22-07, 01:42 AM | Sithis - Tirmek we need to talk. Tirmek - Hold on this part is good *plays the first one again* time is not on your side spoony:D Elina - You could pretend for two seconds that you aren't enjoying this. Tirmek - Maladren doesn't have a bluff check that good. Sithis - Seriously Tirmek this is important. Tirmek - Right here right now important, or 2 minutes later in a secure location important. Sithis - The second one. Tirmek - :censored: |
| rampant11-22-07, 04:43 PM | Tirmek - Ok Sithis this room is as secure as I can make it, what is so important you have to interrupt the funniest set of home movies ever? Sithis - You remember that energy blast that distracted Uber Xiath? Tirmek - Yeah, I remember running like hell from my 31st level little sister. Sithis - I found the shooter, he was infiltrating a strange compound running under a good chunk of the Khoravaire continent, and later tracked him back to a camp of his allies. Here's the catch, he was a flare wing harpy. Tirmek - ... Call Tara, she and Naz'roth are going to need to take care of Xiath. I need to talk to Sarah. Save the full report for later when the group is ready. |
| ratslinky11-22-07, 05:59 PM | Tirmek - ... Call Tara, she and Naz'roth are going to need to take care of Xiath. I need to talk to Sarah. Save the full report for later when the group is ready. Gaz: *Sitting on the toilet.* Hey do you guys mind? |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-22-07, 10:23 PM | Sarah: Grrrrrrrr! Random Ninja: :weep: It hurts, mommy! :weep: *Sarah shakes him violently before she begins chewing* Sithis: Hey, Sar- Sarah: *GLARE* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, Sithis: :nonono: I'm not trying to take your kill. Random Ninja: Is that you, gandpa? Sithis: Tirmek wants to talk to us ASAP. Sarah: *ears perk up* ARF! :D *tail thumps rapidly* Sithis: *tth* I can never tell if she's really turned feral or she just likes acting this way... Uh...just follow me. Sarah: :( :thinks: :lightbulb: BARK! Scias: *squiggle* Hai! *CHOMP* Random Ninja: :weep: Why does the universe hate me? :weep: Scias: *begins chewing* :cloud9: *wags* Sithis: *tth* At least my family's not the only one this weird. |
| rampant11-23-07, 01:05 AM | After Sithis has reported his findings. Elina - Double Foothold situation, Damn. Sarah - Can't Levy just wipe them out? Satnak - No the Island cannot officially involve itself in this matter, part of the Citadel accords. Since this is my home though I'll still be able to pitch in, Angels are tricky fighters. Elina - Explain the Angels again. Tirmek - THe 12 moons angels are ancient entities forged of Incarnum and arcane magic. They use a form of Energy manipulation based on the runes you see on them and all their tools, they use them as foci for their spells and melds. Each Rune can impart different alterations, in addition each has different unique powers, Aomas is an angel of Fate. As such he posses oracular power, and great fortitude, the mist is nigh untouchable, and the stone components are nigh invulnerable. Each angel has a weapon that is for them at their re-birth. Aomas holds a long sword with a runed blade. Even if we do kill it another angel of Fate will be constructed back under the southern pole of my plane and the new creature will take over. The gnome you encountered was in all likely hood a high ranked Zodian, Divine casters in service to their respective angels. THe gems in their skin and the second layer of plating on their armor creates a special form of astral construct when charged with the Zodian's psionic power Creating a sort of Cleric in a can. Very dangerous in their own right. The constructs every where are a sort of Warforged. Once the forges were developed, the Angel of Vengeance at the time converted one with its Arcarnum abilities. Since then each angel has built its own variation, these Moonforged are gifted with incredible strength, durability and speed, in addition to a resevoir of incarnum to fuel their powers. Sarah - :zzz: Elina - Sweet Dol Dornmas this is not sounding good, Why would they be here? Tirmek - Most likely to get me. Aomas recieved a vision of me becoming the Knightmare prince back when I was a baby. He must be getting nervous because of my rapid advancement away from that outcome. The 12 moon angels are proud and mistrustful of each other Aomas is the nominal leader due to its oracular power, if that was to be called into question they'd probably destroy their respective empires fighting amongst each other to take control. What bothers me is that it was able to see me in its visions at all. Most likely it was the power of the knightmare prince overriding the protection of the Sage's Legacy. Elina - Doesn't that imply that you will become the knightmare prince? Tirmek - No, infact it may mean quite the opposite. If anything built into me was capable of overiding the legacy trait. It would have blossomed before my 13th birthday when I become eligible to challenge Mother For the Rose. After that point the Legacy trait increases in power as the Rose begins to consider me an adult and a possible bearer, rather than a parasite. The Rose is a bit of an ass. Sarah - I thought you said the Legacy items weren't sentient? Tirmek - They are and they aren't, think of each one as being a tiny telempathic gate to a demiplane where the souls of their family go after death. Basically the Rose is the Tharmis Afterlife. Sarah - Jiminy! Tirmek - Now the other camp is probably Nightmare faction. The Thirteenth moon angels are members but have only moderate influence. Elina - 13th moon? Tirmek - They're like the 12 moon in that they are semi-immortal creatures of Arcarnum but they are much less convinced of their own superiority. Also unlike their cousins they breed. After a 13th moon is killed its "most compatible" descendant is granted its powers. The Nightmare faction as a whole is ruled by a council made of 1-3 representitives of the major races in the council. Rakshasa, Minotaurs, Angels, Harpies, The southern Drow tribes, etc., the highest ranked members are three Hags (not the ones Sithis Saw) That pretty much rule the council with Iron fists. As to why they're here, probably after me as well. They've shifted from trying to find me to trying to kill me which means the potencial exists for another to become the Knightmare prince. Which is probably what is making Aomas nervous. Any questions? Gaz - Yeah, What does a guy need to do to get a little privacy? |
| demonfey0211-23-07, 10:39 AM | Ilt: So the trick is to keep them alive, while unable to operate, right? Just make them limbless in an antimagic...probably antipsionic zone too. Tirmek: Easier said than done. And why're you in here? Ilt: Bored. Well, bored and told to clean in here. When're you all going to be done in here? Gaz: Not another person! |
| mid___knight11-23-07, 01:28 PM | Quicksilver walks Into the washroom, see's a gaggle of people in there... Quicksilver: Whao....all the stalls must be taken...or your into something really gross....either way I think I will see if the chamberpot is available instead.. With that he slowly walks away from all the men and women in the washroom Lilly: we dont have chamberpots? Timrek: did'nt his girlfriend tell him to sleep in the kitchen? Sarah : ok no chilli for me tonight. Gaz: for the love of all thats unholy please let me finish in peace!!!..and pass the TP |
| rampant11-23-07, 04:29 PM | Quicksilver - Owwwwww:weep: Soliloqui - What happened?! Satnak - Those who taint the chili must suffer! Soliloqui - OMC! Serene, please talk some sense into her! Serene - MY CHILDREN EAT OUT OF THAT KITCHEN! *Starts skinning quicksilver's broken humanoid form* Gaz - For the love of booze let me finish in peace! |
| demonfey0211-23-07, 04:45 PM | Ilt: Hold on a second! Satnak and Serene stop, wondering what point there is in keeping him alive longer. Quicksilver: Oh thank the gods! Ilt puts a red shirt on Quicksilver. Ilt: Okay, continue. Quicksilver: Ohgodswhy! *continued massive beating* |
| mid___knight11-23-07, 05:05 PM | Soliloqui:Quicksilver what did you do? Quicksilver: used the chamberpot Soliloqui: arent there washrooms on this ship? Quicksilver: yes? Soliloqui: why didnt you use one of them? Quicksilver: kinky ritual Soliloqui: I don't want to know but i am sure you deserve some sort of punishment... With that she moves over to him and heals his wounds...the flayed off skin revert to adamantine. Soliloqui: thats new...but not your punishment. Goddess forgive me for this. your punishment as seen fit...you will be in Sword form for the next 2 weeks... Quicksilver: oh no...thats not fair.. Satnak and serene :confused: : thats it? She then removes his ring which turns him back into a sword...with an odd shaped pommel :embarrass and then it hums alittle. Soliloqui: I want you to know I do this not for me but for your punishment, you will be with me for the next 2 weeks...and then you will be given your ring back...and only be allowed in human form for 4-7 days afterwards. Quicksilver : but in 2 weeks..thats when. His sword senses see the calendar Quicksilver : oh Elishar NOOO!!!!! not fair..I no please save me..its a fate worse than death...trust me I know about that ...Noo you cant let her do this to me...pleasee..... Soliloqui: Hun shush... She places one finger on the sword and he instantly shush's like a well trained toy. Soliloqui: Now you know the rules... Quicksilver: yes mistress Soliloqui: the safty word is Thermodynamics. With that she slaps the sword alittle against her thigh taking him to her room Satnak and Serene :confused: isnt she a virgin? |
| demonfey0211-23-07, 05:32 PM | Ilt: Custom? It's just good hygiene not to use the cooking pots as chamberpots. Satnak lightly glares at the door, mainly because the full glare is dangerous to release near pregnant beings. Satnak: This isn't over! Ilt: Considering he's now marked as a redshirt, I would hope not. Gaz: Alright, people, standard viewing spots! The nameless crowd disperses, probably with a good number of the named crew. Gaz: I can't believe that worked at all. |
| mid___knight11-23-07, 06:03 PM | Soliloqui comes back out of their room , swordless. Satnak: where is he , isnt he supposed tobe on you at all times? Soliloqui: He needed a bath first..so i let him use the acid I use to keep my skin soo smooth..it wont erode him just tickle...he hates being tickled. I wanted to apologize for him being ....daft..touched..uhm he is special...But he does have a nice butt though And usualy romantic...but its times like this that well..you just know that well..he is special. Timrek walking by: wait...did I hear someone say Lilly was demoted to Red shirt? Runs off with glee Satnak: uhm no well...oh he's gone..I'm sure Elina will stop him, Anyways I am being VERY kind now...Chilli...Mine..no Touchy mess with it...well...lets just leave it at that. Soliloqui: ok sure you can have my share..I only eat from a myrlynds spoon anyways and Quickie doesnt eat. Its our way to donate the food we dont eat to those needing it...but everyone seems to be well fed..so you can have it. And you remind me of D , she was my nanny for my son, she was very strong woman, she was psychic are you related to her? |
| rampant11-23-07, 06:13 PM | Satnak - I doubt it. Serene - The vast majority of her clan was destroyed when she was 9, and before that they were pretty elitist. I doubt any of them would have been pulling nanny duty for anyone. |
| mid___knight11-23-07, 06:24 PM | Soliloqui looks around : oh yeah..different plain..But yeah she was a Doaine elf..mist elves .almost extinct not for lack of trying mind you ;) she was a very open Lady. I didnt mean to offend you by asking. Anyways If there is anything I can do just let me know, my specialties are diplomacy , spreading peace and love are liek Awesome for me and so satisfying. And destroying undead abominations and minions of evil..everything else I am kinda ok at..I think. At least I give it a good go before i say no. |
| rampant11-23-07, 06:57 PM | Sithis - The one thing I don't get is what are the dreagloths doing with the Nightmare faction? Tirmek - What's a dreagloth? Sithis - the big four-armed dudes with the freaky hair. Tirmek - Sounds like just a drow to me. Sithis - ... are you telling me all drow on your world are asexual fiend-blooded 4-armed juggernauts? Tirmek - Except for the asexual part. Consider yourself lucky you haven't seen Sarah's porn collection, or as she likes to call it: my future. Even money I spend half the honey moon as an underage, how did you put it? Dreagloth?, school girl. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-23-07, 07:40 PM | Soliloqui: ……And you remind me of D , she was my nanny for my son, she was very strong woman, she was psychic are you related to her? Satnak - I doubt it. OOcat: She might be an Alt. Soliloqui: Alt? OOcat: Dimensions are often very similar. Comes from gods cribbing off each other. From time to time one of them finds there way here and we get to compare. Soliliqui: So, like, there could be a me here in this dimension? OOcat: Yes. Soliliqui: I wonder what she's like. OOcat: Considering that one of the Alts of the Captain is a mad geneticist who gave herself male genetalia the possibilities are endless. |
| rampant11-23-07, 07:56 PM | Elina - GAH! NO! The last time an alt satnak got loose, well we just finished fixing all the reality disjunctions from that! |
| DungeonJman11-23-07, 08:49 PM | *reads the whole previous thing* I dunno, it looks like Quicksilver got lucky... Gaz: Why? Because he doesn't have to deal with the annoyed awakened toilets. By the way, you have about 6 seconds before you're going to be puking because of the thing you puke into... *the obvious then occurs* |
| mid___knight11-23-07, 09:06 PM | ooc Soliloqui from this worl lol but with black hair pretty much same speach and attitude http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/d/d6/Harmony_Kendall.jpg and in her other form http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/buffy/gallery/season4/images/340/07harshlight_harmony.jpg and now Soliloqui from Zombie world , where everyone is a zombie..(to end world hunger that is...seemed like a good idea at the time anyways lol) http://www.route66killers.com/pics/zombiechick2.jpg and robot world http://www.battlecorps.com/catalog/images/CAT26002.Augmentation.jpg |
| mid___knight11-23-07, 09:30 PM | Quicksilver gets the feeling that someone thinks he is lucky...2 weeks of nonstop teasing and frustration with no release insight..and he only time he could get release is a time when he would never want to try it...the dreaded time for men ..when they Pack My Suitcases time....He shuddered to remember what happened last time he was around for that time with Soliloqui. http://www.offoffoff.com/film/2004/images/hautetension.jpg I dont know where she found it...but...we all ran..poor Gazalie...he ran slowest...shudder , good thing Brook cleric to phoenix could revive him |
| rampant11-23-07, 10:58 PM | Sarah - Well lets smack em down. Elina - Oh come on sis these aren't space marines or ten million level 40 ninjas. We can't just walk in and throw at Satnak at them. Sarah - No Satnakdoken? Elina - No. Tirmek - Actually that may well be the best idea. Not true frontal assaults but definetly some surgical strikes to cover up some insertions and retrivals. Elina - What? Tirmek - We head in fast and hard with the bruisers, then the sneaks infiltrate in the confusion, then we hit them again when we need to extract an operative. I'd especially like to find out what exactly will create the knightmare prince that should clear up the reasons for their sudden shift in attitude towards me, not too mention- gack can't breathe Sarah has latched onto Tirmek like a vice. Sarah - Then you're all mine. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-24-07, 12:34 AM | Elina: I just hope it goes better than it did against that Dragon we encountered on our second quest we went on that was never talked about because of the time skip. Tirmek: What do you mean? It was the perfect plan! http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/071124.png Elina: Which is why you're not allowed to tell Lilly what to do during or before combat and Gaz is forever banned from planning. Gaz: Oh, come on! I totally taked my way out of being flame broiled. That's gotta count for something. |
| rampant11-24-07, 01:34 AM | Tirmek - Hmm I think I'll make sure I'm in the assault on the Nightmare base. We'll need Gaz/Esabar on the 12 moon base because Sithis's is too well known. Sithis is going back to the Nightmare faction, Nina how's the reconstructive surgery going? Nina - He's almost done, the aura adjustment is going to take another hour. Remember most divine/profane healing shouldn't screw with it, but a high level regeneration effect from a druid will put you back. Also the aura adjustment is gonna throw your powers off for a bit, get some practice before you go in, also are you sure you don't need painkillers? Sithis - Still hurts less than Xiath chewing on me. Tirmek - Ok Gaz your best bet will be to "replace" one of the Orien or Cannith who get blasted in the fighting they'll be the least organized, and least familiar with the protocols, that should give you some leeway amongst the 12 moon followers, careful you still gotta fool the other heirs. Lily - So are we gonna split into two teams? Tirmek - No, I'll defineley want to keep from over-extending ourselves. While I think that I should work to make sure they don't quite know who's hitting them, that can be accomplished by rotating the frontliners, at least for a while. Speaking of Which you're in front for the 12 moon tunnel rats. Your job will be to lead a squad through the first breach point we open in the tunnel and head for the factory. Lily - But the Big baddy is the other direction. Tirmek - Listen Lily Aomas is too much for you, Satnak would be able to take him, maybe mother, but you don't have the training, and to top it off you're an absolute jumble of destiny Leylines, Aomas can use that against you. |
| demonfey0211-24-07, 01:41 AM | Lily: And your family isn't? Tirmek: Uh... |
| rampant11-24-07, 01:49 AM | Tirmek - Legacy trait, makes it damned near impossible to use oracular against us. The knightmare prince is an exception. The only visions of me Aomas should ever get would be visions of me becoming or being part of the Knightmare Prince. The legacy clans are actually nearly devoid of such leylines. Our power is derived from our superior training, and generations of selective breeding. |
| demonfey0211-24-07, 01:53 AM | Ilt: ...Stupid Legacy powers, making loopholes in perfectly good arguments... Oodf: Just take comfort in knowing we've probably gotten our guess at the plot correct. Ilt: ...Okay. |
| rampant11-24-07, 02:50 AM | Tirmek - What can I say, We're the best. ----------------------------------------------- Teiza - Ok now lets get moving. Momo - Why do you always decide what we do? Teiza - You have a better idea? Momo - ... no Teiza - That's why. Now Finish up that resonance imprinter. ------------------------------------------------------------------ Deis - Ugh I hate angelfood cake. *toss* Homework - *ka-cake'd* CHITTER:D Deis - So you like sweet and rubbery food? hmmmm:devil: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-24-07, 08:06 AM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 2, Part 1 Later that day in the playground…… Lilly: Schro, being beaten by Momo has taught me a valuable lesson. Schrodigger: That card games are not important to agonize over? Lilly: I need to become a better duelist. Help me, Schrodi-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. Schodigger: *sigh* Okay, lets have a look at your deck……(Lilly hands over his cards, Schrodigger shuffles through them)………(ihh: Whoa, where'd Lilly get these super-awesome card? And if he had these why wasn't he using them in the parody duel? I'm still reluctant to steal, but since he wasn't using them anyway it's more like he's giving them to me.) By my mecha god, Joey—I mean, Lilly, your deck is all wrong. Tell you what, let's go to my grandpa's shop and get you a more balanced build? Lilly: Hey, yeah, and isn't your grandpa a card-game champ? Schrodigger: No, he's just a Jarlot. Lilly: Close enough. **************** At the shop…… Lilly: Hey, Schrodigger's grandpa, how about teaching me to become a card-game champ over here? Gramps: Oh boy, finally, some quality material to work with! Lilly: And I bet it will require hours of rigorous off-screen practice. Gramps: Actually, just remember these three rules: 1. Cheat. 2. Don't get caught cheating. 3. If all else fails express some sort of cheap sentiment and everone'll love you too much to write you out of the series. Lilly: That's it? Gramps: Actually those are my rules for gambling. The principles are just the same. |
| Kale_Fangblade11-24-07, 06:24 PM | Nina: Im suprised by how fast you can regenerate, even when im stopping your natural healing processes your slowly healing. Sithis: I've got a good supply of blood currently, There are two extremes of power when it comes to Vampirism. One when we're gluttoned on blood, like i am now. Or one when our blood supply has reached the point where we're starving and we're thrown into over-drive. Nina: have you ever been the second? Sithis: Once. And i never want to repeat that. Its... very very scary, you loose your humanity completely. *wince* Nina: Sorry! did that hurt too much? Sithis: No, it didnt hurt too much. I've got an extrordinarily high pain threshold. Nina: Ok. |
| rampant11-24-07, 06:59 PM | Tirmek - *sporting a bloody side* Yeah Xiath has a way of bringing that out in people. Sithis - Aye, caring for the little hellion will make you stronger, ... assuming she doesn't kill you. Tirmek - Tell me about it, I stepped on her foot once, damned near tore my kneecaps off before i could get a hold of her. |
| rampant11-26-07, 12:05 AM | Aoa - You're telling me the island is here. Mr. Sucky - Yeah but I took care of it. Aoa - You twit! The little brat probably sold us out for lunch money! Mr. Sucky - ... **** Aoa - Dammit, the target is Island we have to kill him fast or its gonna get very bad very fast. Little Green dude - sir? Aoa - Yes get the special contracts ready. Sanir -Boss! Aoa - The boy is well defended, and we cannot afford delay. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-26-07, 12:25 AM | Sarah: BARK! BARK! BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK BARKBARK!!!!! (Write, slave, or I feast on your innards!) OOKaizer: :hides: I'm trying, I'm trying! I can't think of anything that doesn't detract from the current plot... Sarah: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... OOKaizer: :eek: *screams like Devon and runs* ----- Devon: I call libel on that! Bunny: Quiet, you. You've been out of action long enough to be on my list, so stay inactive. No one likes you, anyway. Devon: :weep: |
| rampant11-26-07, 02:00 AM | Sarah - How do I look? http://pictures.fanart-central.net/p/PRY0/177844.jpg Elina - Like a nerd's wet dream. Tirmek - :drool: Elina - Oh yeah Tirmek = Warrior nerd Tirmek - I told you decreasing the size was a good plan. Lily - Feh I still think bigger is better. Tirmek - Because you lack both focus and subtlety. Lily - At least you listend to me about the guns. Tirmek - Yeah the cooling systems needed a total overhaul. The best part though is I've managed to link the armor and weapons through the gauntlets I gave you so you should be able to use the entire set together, I even had The armor Teiza and Momo put together broken down into base energitics and woven through the whole mess. This thing should be able to follow you through your transformations, and with a few tricks Momo learned from bags of holding and looking over some called armor it'll store itself in your shadow when you aren't wearing it. So no hassles getting it on or off. Lily - Weren't we keeping this secret? why did you bring Momo and Teiza in on this? Tirmek - One Scias was the only way to get the materials needed quickly, two Teiza is better at working with Shadow than I am, three I scored a lucrative contract returning a hag's eye to a coven in sharn, stupid monster hunters never knew what hit them, four with things getting so dicey with the 12 moon and nightmare faction i decided to speed this up since i had the gold now. Lily - ... Does that mean you were using me because you knew you could get me to do it free? Tirmek - Only the basic stuff that just about anyone can do well, saves me a bundle because a master still charges a masters price on a job someone like you or I could do just as well. That and they're allot more likely to be polite if you have at least that much done. Trust me Rude Teiza is not fun. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-26-07, 02:21 AM | OOC: I'm pretty sure the "This Way Up" note on the gun arm clinches the perfectness of that picture. :rofl: Sarah: :mad: What's that supposed to mean?! AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Sarah: What'd I say? All I want to know is what "subtlety" means?! :weep: ;) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-26-07, 12:42 PM | Elina - Oh yeah Tirmek = Warrior nerd Lilly: Warrior nerd? Warriors are big, strong guys. Nerds are small, frail guys. Warrior nerd :twitch: (voice becomes like a computer) does not compute. Nerds cannot be warriors unless they are only pretending, and they still suck at it. Warriors cannot be nerds because warriors are cool and nerds are not. Attempting to compute— :crazy: (switching to a pleasant female voice) Invalid entry of cliché terms. Error: Redo From Start— Lilly's head flies off, revealing that he is, in fact, a robot. Everyone else: :uh-huh: Tirmek: That made no sense whatsoever. Elina: So where's the real Lilly? OOcat: Rrrrrrrrrrrrrandom! :D Chanse: So I get to be Pegasus? OOcat: I wasn't calling you. |
| mid___knight11-26-07, 02:05 PM | Quicksilver in sword form: it doesnt count if i am a robot does it? Soliloqui: no cheating at virginity...and your not supposed to be talking right now your supposed to be gaged Quicksilver: yes misstress *hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm* Soliloqui: good sword |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-26-07, 09:10 PM | Quicksilver in sword form: it doesnt count if i am a robot does it? Silver: Hmmmm, I wonder what I'd get if you did her as a sword………Perhaps you should meet the half-toasters. :plotting: |
| mid___knight11-26-07, 09:47 PM | ooc knowing that he is a celestial in sword and she is a weird incarnation of a virgin mary lol probably this http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/boed_gallery/75097.jpg but thats just a guess |
| rampant11-27-07, 01:30 AM | Homework - Chitter :D Deis - *URP* I love licorice. HEY! ge- Homework has gorged itself on sweet chewy treats, and now clings to Deis's back. ------------------------------------ Nina - Hut-KEYAA! Nina Kicks a mannequin with little force. Satnak - Stop Nina - What's wrong I'm sure I had the technique just like you showed me. Satnak - Your technique is fine (i.h.h. not ass good as I'd like, but Serene won't let me keep you working long enough to get it to the point I'd prefer). The problem is you're holding back. Nina - ... Satnak - You didn't have this problem with the bag. Nina - The bag didn't have a face or go "ow" when you hit it. The mannequin has a cut out of Lily's face plastered over the front of its head, and a primitive motion sensor (i.e. box with a string) is rigged with 23 spoony expressions of suffering. Satnak - Let's get you working with one Tirmek didn't use. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-27-07, 09:16 AM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 2, Part…………um…………anyone care? The scene is a giant arena fitted with major image projectors that draw people into watching who wouldn't normally because the flash distracts them from the actual card game playing. Beetle Underground stands at one end and Texmex Clawfoot at the other. Texmex: And out of the west comes Di-no-SOAR! An image appears on the field of a dinosaur with wings. Beetle: Oh, I say, good show, old chap. A cheesy 80s dinosaur spinoff. I shall simply summon a minor insect of the family mantidae. Meanwhile, at Yugi—I mean Schrodigger's place, everyone is sitting in fron of a big-screen…… Schrodigger: Wow, it's nice to live in a place where the rules of setting consistency aren't followed so that we can have an actual TV rather than some mysterious piece of magi-tech. Lilly: Explain to me again how this thing works? Schrodigger: *generic explanation of how a TV works* Lilly: :confused:…………Amazing. It must be magic! :D Gramps comes in holding a package. Gramps: This just came for you, Schrodigger. I hope you haven't been using my offshore accounts to purchase old trading cards. Schrodigger: You don't? Gramps: Of course I don't. I mean come on: the Star Wars trading card game? You should be sneaking issues of Playelf at your age. |
| Norr11-27-07, 09:27 AM | Norr - Or downscrying silver mods for your eldrich machine. |
| rampant11-27-07, 09:02 PM | Serene - You know what the problem is don't you? Satnak - Nina's technique is near flawless, but she holds back, She's too nice, she doesn't want to hurt people. Serene - And Deis is so focused on trying to smack things around that she doesn't pay enough attention to technique or teamwork. Satnak - The thing is... Serene - Yes? Satnak - For a moment there when Nina was healing Tirmek after his last "argument" with Lily i could sense a whiff of well essentia. Serene - So? Satnak - Well I know it's possible for anyone here, but I grew up in a place where that was very special and something only a few select members of strong families could ever hope to do. I know they aren't biologically ours, but I feel like I should be teaching them how to use it. But at the same time Is it my place? |
| rampant11-27-07, 10:35 PM | Satnak - I remember the first time my mother saw me using essentia, I could feel energy within myself that never went away I kept trying to shape one on my constructs with it. The first time I got it to work Mother was there... She was so excited, so proud. Dad tutored me, he was a great Meldshaper, i felt so close to him when He'd teach me the family techniques. I was able to give that gift to only one of my children. But ... is it fair to Nina, and you know Deis is just her perfect mirror, she'll have it too, it's something that shouldn't be taken lightly for me, but to them it's just another discipline. Serene - ... ---------------------------- Serene - I think her major issue is she wants to feel close to them, but at the same time she doesn't want to overstep her bounds trying to do something she associates with something that represents a special bond between parent and child. She doesn't really know where she stands with the younger kids in other words. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-27-07, 11:37 PM | Elina: I can't say I'm completely surprised. I've been wondering about what those weird aura readings I've been getting from them meant. Serene: How come you didn't say anything? Elina: Well...it's just, you know, we don't really have any kind of baseline to go off of a far as what's normal and what isn't for a Suferot. I mean, look at me and Sarah. We're the same creature, but totally different in just about every skill area outside of our shadow abilities. Even then, I'm better at the manifesting side, she's better at enhancement side. Serene: Outsiders with Mortal potentialities. Elina: Something like that. We're still too young a race to have any reliable estimate on tendencies. Except, of course, that we're trouble magnets. :raincloud Serene: Satnak and I have a pretty good inclination of what you and your parents had to deal with. Even Daddy isn't sure what to expect with his grandchildren. Elina: But I guess I can understand what Aunt Satnak means when she wonders if it's her place to teach them. Honestly, I can't see anyone else doing it. Tirmek's too...not nice for Nina's tastes, and Deis is constantly wondering why he's not going for all this power his estranged family and the psycho group that's with them is practically throwing at him. And anyone else trained to do so would be even less connected. Serene: My snuggle bear can be pretty rough herself. You know this from personal experience. :D Elina: *has flashes of the dreaded "30 second, CR 20 obstacle course" that not finishing it before said time limit nets you a week on Disarray watch* Serene: You think they'd get anything done if she taught them together? Elina: They've both got their reasons to heed her. Nina loves how she's a defender of those in need, and Deis loves the destruction she weaves, and they both respect her. So long as they pay more attention to that than to each other, it might even wind up being a mutually beneficial rivalry. Serene: And Scias and Momo? Elina: *anime sweatdrop* ...I think Tieza's giving them all the motivation they need. But I'm glad she's begun developing her own style of Shadowcasting. Ours tends to cause...problems. Serene: Terra told me what happened, Elina. It wasn't your fault. You weren't even aware of yourself. Elina: *sigh* I know. But that led to first the Shadow and then Khyber coming out. I can only hope that I can prevent any new members from getting anywhere near the Stream as well as Mom did once she figured it out. |
| rampant11-28-07, 12:13 AM | Later Deis - Ok why have we never been in this room before? and why are we hear now? Nina - Um Nina? your shirt keeps twitching Deis - Oh I haven't shown you yet? *pulls back of her shirt up* Nina - DEAR MOTHER! DEIS WHAT HAPPENED?! Homework - *ANGRY CHITTER* Deis - Now you've hurt her feelings. Nina - Oh sorry :embarrass :confused: Deis - We went on a candy rampage yesterday and she bonded there before I recovered from the sugar crash. Nina - Bonded? *Looks at the swollen but healing skin near the beetle-like carapace and sees the legs of the symbiont's legs under Deis's skin, fusing to her internal systems.* SICK AND WRONG! :yuck: Deis - grrrrrr YOU BE NICE TO HOMEWORK! Cartoon dust cloud fight Satnak - Ten-SHUN! Nina and Deis scramble to ready stances Satnak - Now What was this about? Nina - She punched me! Dies - She insulted my symbiont! Satnak - Now drop it. We are here to teach you how to use the power growing inside you, I know you can both feel it. Nina - Yeah our spells- Satnak - No the "extra" energy that you feel, you know the stuff you can't seem to quite ever spend, even when you drain your spells? Nina - Yeah kinda, once in a while i kinda get a boost. Deis - I can kinda push something back and forth between me and Homework. Satnak - And what happens then? Nina - The spell is more effective. Deis - I feel more ... viital. Satnak - Good now leave the quibbling and we'll get to work. We will start with meditative techniques, set yourselves down and close your eyes, imagine a wellspring of energy, keep that picture in your heads and let everything else fall away don't try to force it let it happen for now. All three are sitting on the floor with their eyes closed Satnak is glowing with blue light. |
| demonfey0211-28-07, 01:34 AM | Oodf: Much better. A few floors below... Ilt: Wonder what they're doing up there? It feels tingly... Wisps of incarnum form around him, and he analyzes them closely. Ilt: That's all? Wow. I'll have to keep an eye on their abilities in the future. He sighs. Ilt: Pity they'll both probably end up incarnates... |
| rampant11-28-07, 03:36 AM | Satnak - touch the bottom of the spring, what do you feel Nina - My fingers are damp Deis - its kinda tingly Satnak - That is your essentia, will it to move aside, then reach deeper. Nina - It won't move Deis - It's quivering a bit, but no actual progress Satnak - Then push harder, back off if you feel the slightest bit of pain. Nina - Grrrrrrrrrrrr ow ok that's it for me Deis - Grrrrrrrrrrrrr no I can almo- Satnak's tail slams into Deis and wraps around her leg and holds her upside down. Satnak - No Pushing yourself like that in the early stages of this training can cause permanent irrevocable harm. Tirmek still has scars from the time he did what you just attempted. Even when he shapeshiffts or covers it with fur the distortions are clear. Nina - I've tried every spell I know, some I don't, nothing works. Satnak - Chakra breaks can provide a short-time minor power out-put boost, but the damage never really heals, and even the mightiest spells and powers are lucky if they can disguise the after-affects. Never try to push the eesentia where it doesn't want to go. *sets Deis Down* Satnak - Repeat the exercise, this time Nina cast a spell but hold the charge, Deis imagine Homework drinking the essentia. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-28-07, 07:54 AM | Bunny: Oh joy, :bored: training. YOU KNOW YOU COULD JUST GO OUT AND KILL SOMETHING AND YOU'D GAIN THE LEVELS AUTOMATICALLY! :rant: Kill, KILL, KILL! OOcat: I think they're going by a "you have to train to take on the skills of a new class" system. Bunny: :rolleyes: Great. "Role"players. You know, this is D&D, not World of Darkness. Silver: Plus Nina is too nice to ever kill anything. Bunny: You can have her, then. 13: I think we need to give Nina and Deis some more schtick. Scias is a harem guy. Momo's involved with a clueless young bishonen. Elina and Sarah are well-established main characters. Nina/Deis…………? |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-28-07, 10:29 AM | 13: I think we need to give Nina and Deis some more schtick. Scias is a harem guy. Momo's involved with a clueless young bishonen. Elina and Sarah are well-established main characters. Nina/Deis…………?OOC: Which is entirely ironic, considering that Nina and Deis were the two most fully formed personalities out of the four when I made them. Who'd have thought physical representations of Yin and Yang could be so hard to develop? :D But I agree, which is kind of what we're going for with this. Frankly, it's my own fault for skimping on screen time for them. And, really, that's the only way to establish a character. Kitten: :mad: Hint hint. ;) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-28-07, 10:34 AM | Kitten: :mad: Hint hint. OOC: What with Crystalforged disappeared the impetous to focus on characters related to his is low. We haven't done anything with Caralot in ages. |
| Paulon11-28-07, 12:13 PM | Crystalforged was online reading Shadows Over Cyre last night according to the who's online list, so you may just get that impetus back. :) |
| Crystalforged11-28-07, 03:08 PM | Yeah, it turns out that I am in fact, alive. Yeah, I was kinda surprised by that too when I found out. I've just had college kicking my ass up and down the street for the last couple of months. I don't think I'll manage to get back to posting anytime soon either, at the very least not until after christmas and maybe not even then. I've been trying to catch up a little bit on the shadows over cyre thread but its gotten way ahead of me at this point and I just don't have the time to devote to it. We'll see how it goes though. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-28-07, 03:57 PM | …… OOC: Okay. Just nice to know you are alive. |
| rampant11-28-07, 04:32 PM | Bunny - DAMMIT! |
| Crystalforged11-28-07, 05:27 PM | Bunny - DAMMIT! Hey, cheer up. There's always a chance that the workload will get to me and cause me to finally crack and go on some sort of psychotic, postal killing spree. Remember, hope springs eternal. |
| rampant11-28-07, 07:02 PM | Satnak - Ok do it again. Deis - This is stupid we've been pushing the essentia back and forth for an hour now. Nina - I've been holding this spell for far too long. Satnak - Well then I guess you'd like to move on to the next step. Deis and Nina - YES! Satnak - Ok push the essentia into your preferred vessels (spells for Nina, Homework for Deis). Nina and Deis resume meditating and a small spark of blue light begins to float amongst the healing energies emanating from Nina's hands, and a tiny blue mot is visible in Homework's eye. Satnak - Now reach deeper and- The blue sparks dissapate as the girls' focus shifts. Nina - Hey! Deis - Oh! *looses the spell* Satnak - Well I guess you need more practice holding your essentia afterall :angelhide: Deis - You knew! Nina - Why didn't you warn us? Satnak - Would you have listened? |
| Charles Phipps11-28-07, 10:04 PM | FF Tirmek: Lilly, I need help. Lilly: Huh? Tirmek: Maladren has gone insane. Lilly: You ask for help, NOW? Tirmek: MORE than before. Lilly: Okay. Tirmek: She discovered Ketler's video game collection. Lilly: How bad is it? Tirmek: She's played the final fantasy series. Lilly: Okay.... Tirmek: Straight....with no rest. Lilly: :mymy: Tirmek: As creatures of Nightmare, we REALLY need our rest. http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5158/promotionpz2.gif Maladren: Must...find...the Materia....refuse to use, strategy books. Lilly: Uh oh... |
| rampant11-29-07, 12:09 AM | Maladren - Must breed Golden Chocobo. Tirmek - She's too far gone, back away slowly, and don't make eye contact. Lily - Where did she get a controller for her hands? Tirmek - She took parts from a couple controllers and made that monster. Lily - Is ... is that my special edition "buster sword grey" in there. Tirmek - Yes I think it is, right next to my favorite red one. Lily and Tirmek - ... :yuck: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-29-07, 09:21 AM | Maladren - Must breed Golden Chocobo. Silver strokes Maladren's head. Silver: That'll be good for a start, my minion. But you must learn to let go of the unreal and actually **** someone. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-29-07, 09:41 AM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 2 The meaningless duel ends on TV— Beetle: Hold on, old chum. You mean to say we are getting even less screen time than before? OOcat: Listen, Texmex gets one duel in this story arc plus a brief encounter with Mai. You have one scene of being evil, one shortened duel, and two brief appearances on a rowboat. Really, you two could be cut out right now and people would barely blink. Beetle: — OOcat: Gag rule, activate! Schrodigger: Hey, there's a videotape inside the box, and a glove with a seriously oversized wristband. Gramps: Does this mean you're finally going to hit the rebellious phase where you wear lots of meaningless jewelry and dress like a bondage slave? Schrodigger: Not until the intermediate arc. Gramps: Damn. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-29-07, 05:34 PM | The OOcats watch "Yu-Gi-Oh! Uncut". Polling-OOcat: What'd everyone think? Comparason-OOcat: It at least manages to edge out Sailor Moon. Edited Sailor Moon. Quality-Repecting-OOcat: It really is better than the edited version. OOC: The only thing not better than the edited version is Dragonball. 13: Ooooo, burn. |
| Charles Phipps11-29-07, 05:58 PM | Maladren: Unreal? Chocobo: Whack? Silver: Who made those? Dol Arrah: ....I can't help it if I love those games! OOCharles: She's still mad about the continent Satnak destroyed. It contained Final Fantasy D20. |
| demonfey0211-29-07, 06:12 PM | Oodf: And then there's Jarlot, Aerith, Terra, probably neo-Tifa if she's still around, to name a few others. Oh, and Terra's demon chocobos. |
| mid___knight11-29-07, 09:37 PM | Kitten comes out with a gift for Lilly's birthday...several years belated and gets him to close his eyes as she fits it on him..as his mount he trusts her. Timrek falls over laughing uncontrollably Lilly: what ? I look that good dont I? Elina: uhmm Lilly...sweety...mirror..:eek: Lilly : what why..wh...oh sweet zombie Terra on a pogostick http://www.generationmp3.com/gadgets/images/Divers/pinkvader.jpg |
| rampant11-29-07, 11:43 PM | Maladren - BREED DAMN YOU! Demon CHocobo 1 - Wark! Demon Chocobo 2 - Kraw! Maladren - Aside from number 2's accent you two represent the best of Terra's Demon chocobo, now breed already I want a Golden Freaking Demon Chocobo! Silver - Try slipping some oysters in the feed bin. |
| Kaizer_Ryu11-30-07, 12:24 AM | Comparason-OOcat: It at least manages to edge out Sailor Moon. Edited Sailor Moon.OOC: Oh, man. That brings back some memories I'd rather not dwell on. ;) I still can't believe I got started on anime with that crap. Ah, well. Live and learn. In this case, learn to beware the censors more than what they're censoring. :D IC: Scias: *squiggle* Try this. *hands her a bag of treats* Maladren: Will these help? Scias: *squiggle* They're Carob nuts. Maladren: :w00t: *stuffs them down the startled Demon Chocobos' throats* Scias: *squiggle* Now we run away before things get disturbing. *both Chocobos get a dreamy look on their faces and start nuzzling* FX Demon: Boom chick-a bow wow... All others present: *FLEE* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw11-30-07, 09:20 AM | FX demon: *apocalyptic music* Silver: :evillaugh 13 and Bunny: :eek: Scias: *scribble* <I think you overdid it.> Maladren: Why do you say that? Scias: <Anything that scares both 13 and Bunny must be bad.> Maladren: But at least I shall finally have my Golden Chocobo! Bunny: I think it's time Maladren learned the Facts Of Playing God: http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/060323.png |
| demonfey0211-30-07, 12:21 PM | Tirmek: You're just sad you didn't get to do that one first, aren't you? Lily (in Black Mage outfit): Yeah, a little. Why don't I get to make abominations against nature? Maladren (as Red Mage): :evillaugh |
| rampant12-01-07, 11:42 AM | Maladren - No you doofus, the one behind it. Golden Demon Chocobo - Wark! Lily - It's Purple Maladren - He doesn't know that. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-01-07, 09:22 PM | Maladren - He doesn't know that. Maladren: Admittedly that's do to a hereditary color blindness………… Tirmek: So he isn't the Gold— Maladren: I'll prove it! I'll prove it. Just name a place where you think no one else can go and I'll ride him there. Silver: Demon Chocobo Rakshasa? :shifty: OOcat: Speaking of places no one else can go……… |
| Charles Phipps12-01-07, 10:35 PM | Lilly Galan Opinion Set Lilly on Tirmek: He has most of the others fooled. But I can smell the Kellogs-style villany that radiates from this twisted androgynous kitty thing. He is pure evil. Unfortunately, due to his fuzzy nature, he has the females entranced. I must move cautiously to ensure his exorcism. Lilly on Elina: My Twu Wuv and beautiful assistant, I would kill to ensure her safety. Which I do quite often, even if it's just a preemptive thing. Lilly on Sarah: My beloved familiar. I managed to forge our familiar bond by substituting a pizza for the 1,000 gold pieces of incense. It worked out well since Sarah ate it. Now I must walk her, hoist her puppy box, and make sure she gets all her shots. Alas, keeping her leashed is problematic and she has taken the mailman's leg way too many times. I'm pretending my familiar has no relationship to Tirmek, it's saner that way. Lilly on Terra: As far as potential mothers-in-law go, I could do a lot worse, even if she was a conduit of ultimate evil. I have a lot less problems justifying my slaughter of Evil since she taught me the more diplomatic approach of "Detect Evil first, confirm Evil intentions second, and disembowl third" than my previous "Smite first, ask questions never". I try not to think of how much Elina looks and acts like her. Lusting after my girlfriend's hot mom would be akward in bed. Lilly on Lisa: I lust after her just fine, because she's a Paladin and thus pure as well as yummy. Elina is now hitting me with a mallet. Lilly on Rose: My love for my father is complicated by the fact he's a Spoony Bard. Lilly on Dol Arrah: My Twu Wuv and beautiful goddess, I would kill to ensure her safety. Which I do quite often, even if it's just a preemptive thing. Lilly on Aerith: She must be True Neutral. All the weird ideas about peace and charity. Lilly on Miko: A fine piece of a**, but she tries too hard to impress me. That, and she's got smaller tracts of land in her natural form than Elina does. Lilly on Captain Jarlot: The definition of what a Lawful Good Captain should be. Lilly on Satnak: You know that I'm immune to fear? Eh, not so much here. Lilly on Ketler: You have to wonder what sort of guy wants girls to have smaller tracks of land. That's just wrong. Lilly on Michael: Loser. Lilly on Terra's Other Children: I love them all and will enjoy enslaving them to form my Surefot Army for World Paladinification. Lilly on Teiza: Killing brutally and indescriminantly and for fun is my schtick. Get your own. Lilly on Serene: :drool: :drool: :drool: Lilly on Ivy: You poor, poor boy. You miss so much in your relationships. I mean, what's the fun in doing someone with the same equipment? Lilly on Jaela: You may be my step-Mom, but that doesn't have any effect on my desire to :censored: you harder than 4.0 is :censored: Sorcerers. Lilly on Hyrd: I secretly suspect he must be an Evil Mastermind but....RACOON PLUSHIE! Lilly on Schroedigger: I fear his bishouneness may steal my thunder. Lilly on Kanatash: You talk a big game, but I prefer to see actions rather than words. We all know you'll just b*tch and moan, drink your apple juice, and fall asleep. Lilly on Zella: My beloved and awesome mom. I mean, sure, she never actually spoke to me except for public occasions but that's just because she was being Princessey. [End] |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-01-07, 11:05 PM | Sarah Hopeforge Opinion Set Sarah on Tirmek: Arf! :inlove: Sarah on Lilly: Woof! Sarah on Elina: Bark! Sarah on Terra & Lisa: Awoooo! :cloud9: Sarah on Random Ninjas: :devil: Grrrrrrr... *Lilly hits her with newspaper on the nose* Sarah: Okay Okay....Owie *rubs nose with paw* Sarah on Tirmek: My fuzzy wuzzy Huggy thing. He needs to allow me to love him more or I shall have to start chasing him. Only his yumminess keeps down my doggy instincts. The Hound Archon in my Surefot nature wants to chew on him. Sarah on Lilly: Owner. Gives me baths, pets me, and occasionally lets me sleep in his bed. I wonder what Tirmek and Elina's problem is. Sarah on Elina: Sister, best friend, and rival for pack leader! Sarah on Terra and Lisa: My parents are so nifty! I need to howl more for their return. Sarah on Ninjas: Treats! Sarah on Satnak: Totally cool Aunt who teaches me all kinds of ways to tenderize my meals before comsumption. Sarah on Scias: Apprentice! Sarah on Fury: Psycho lady who's stealing my fuzzy thunder. Sarah on Dalecks: CHEW TOYS! Sarah on Tail: Archnemesis. Sarah on Veternarian: Must...get....shotgun. Sarah on Aerith: I fear her Archangel Agenda and-Ooooo cookies! Sarah on Michael: He'd be sexier if he bathed more. And wasn't mostly ineffectual. And didn't drink so much. And washed the blood of his enemies off his armor every so often. And combed his hair. And- Michael: *angry pom* I GET IT! *goes to Erk's to sulk* Sarah on Ketler: Perverts don't tase very good, but their slimy nature makes them great hunting practice. Sarah on Sarah: I smell nice and am more fuzzy than Elina. Sarah on Sarah Snacks: Kids, don't do drugs! I'm clean and......GIMME THE GAWD DAMN SNACKS! *CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP* *shivers* *shakes* *eyes glaze over* |
| rampant12-02-07, 02:26 AM | Serene Tessier Opinion Set Serene on Dorvos - Wonderful Musician, poor child is a horrible public speaker though. Serene on Teiza - When she realizes she can't control everything she'll be allot happier, everyone else on the other hand... Invest in bunkers. Serene on Corre - She's trying just a tad to hard to be feminine, she enjoys a good swamp trek, she'll just never admit it. Serene on Jarlot - I swear the next time that hairy bugger hits on me I'll rip out his liver sautee it onions and feed it to him. Serene on Lily - See above Serene on the Spoony bard - He's giving the class a bad name. Serene on Hyrd and Ivy - What a lovely young couple. Serene on Elina - Poor girl has the weight of the shadow world on her shoulders, fortunately her current boyfriend is dumb enough to take her mind off that kind of thing. Serene on Sarah - Girl like I told you the best way to get a mate is with nets, hand-cuffs, and a trusty whip. Serene on Tirmek - Here's a jar of aloe cream for the lash marks. Serene on Xiath - Someone get her a chew toy. Serene on Scias - I know where my socks have been disappearing to. Serene on Momo - What do you get the girl who can build an erector set from silverware and refrigerator magnets? Serene on Nina - Ok seriously how does she do it? I'm not that nice. Serene on Deis - That dungeon is for your aunts dear, stay out. Serene on Ilt, and Gaz - Need to get out more. Serene on The angels' invasions - Anything that moves the plot along you lazy ****s. Serene on Satnak -... Serene on Satnak - .... OOrampant - where'd she go? The door to the house dungeon is locked and the occupied light is on. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gaz - Operative one reporting in. on the other end of the line Tirmek - Are you in? Gaz - Affirmative blue leader. Tirmek - this is a secure coded line, you can drop the lingo Gaz - Negatory blue leader. Tirmek - Does the Baron of house Thuranni have to put up with this? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sithis - Interesting they're already recruiting and training natives. |
| demonfey0212-02-07, 02:40 AM | Ilt: Hm...:plotting: Oodf: What're you planning? Ilt: After the angel thing, a quest to find a chew toy Xiath can't destroy. The regens are getting expensive... --------------------------------- Tirmek: What's the status of the missile? Ilt's standing nearby, with a large amount of bombs strapped on to him, with Momo building more on to the bombs. Momo (checking bombs): He'll be ready in time for that part of the attack. Ilt: Once again, I feel I should say I really, really hate this plan. Tirmek: Quiet, redshirt. And there's a chance that you could survive. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-02-07, 09:53 AM | Lilly on Terra: ……I try not to think of how much Elina looks and acts like her. Lusting after my girlfriend's hot mom would be akward in bed. Lilly on Lisa: I lust after her just fine, because she's a Paladin and thus pure as well as yummy. Elina is now hitting me with a mallet. Silver: De floodgates…DEY HAVE BEEN OPENED! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1irVfQgBFUg |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-02-07, 12:36 PM | Nalfein's Opinion Set http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2082/2080581357_0cbd41130a_o.png |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-02-07, 03:25 PM | Deis Branford Opinion Set Deis on Terra and Lisa: They're my parents, and I think what I feel towards them is this "love" thing. I guess that means I shouldn't harvest their souls in my bid for ultimate power. Unless I really want to, that is. Deis on Nina: In some ways, having a perfect mirror of myself is a good thing. I mean, if she's as insufferably Good as I am amazingly Evil, then I've gotta be doing something right. But :censored: if she doesn't constantly cramp my style. Deis on Vladimere: He's great and all, and I've learned a lot from him, but so help me if he doesn't stop building crucial flaws for the heros to exploit into every single one of his plans, I'm going to eat him. Deis on Volrath: Best. Uncle. Ever. It baffles me that he's not beating off legions of fangirls with his amazing insights into the wonders of creating beasts nature never intended through means that make baby Tira cry. Deis on Satnak: I find I have conflicting and confusing feelings for someone who is by all rights but blood my Aunt. I can gain a lot by emulating her destructive impluses, and her tortures are worthy of incorporation, plus she looks like I could get some awesome parts for augmentation out of the eventual vivisection that will have to happen before I can scavenge this rotting husk of a world for parts before Grandpa Nyarlathotep makes it sound like a duck, but I feel weird about it. I killed my conscience, or at least that annoying cricket that said that's what he was, a long time ago, so that can't be it... Deis on Kitten: Being Emo doesn't help you tear all of reality a new one any faster. Suck it up and get to corrupting already! It's way more fun than writing in some stupid diary and listening to Robert Smith of The Cure all day. Deis on Lilly: :cheer: KILL! KILL! KILL! Bring to me the souls of my rivals and your death shall be quick and painless. Deis on Terrek: Just drop the facade and start conquering already. I wanna see some uber techniques! Just don't hog all the souls. For every soul you keep from me...I shall kill you. Deis on Stewie: Great mind, but has the same issues as Vlad. You know, if your plans weren't so overcomplex, you wouldn't have these problems! But I may keep him around for amusement once I begin my reign of terror. Deis on Aerith: AAAAAAAHHHHH! KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE AND MAKE IT DEAD! NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! STOP HUGGING ME AND OFFERING ME COOKIES! IT BUUUUURRRRRNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!! |
| rampant12-02-07, 03:44 PM | Teiza Tessier opinion set Teiza on Serene and Satnak - ... Listen I walked in on them last week so just no. Teiza on Deis - The kid has hutz'pa but she lacks focus. Teiza on Nina - If you bring one more pink thing into my room, I'll tell Deis where you hide your diary. Teiza on Corre and Dorvos - I'm so the better warrior. Teiza on Sarah and Tirmek - Get a Room! Teiza on Momo - DIE SHCROEDIGGER! Teiza on Scias - DESTROY THE FANGIRLS! Teiza on Ilt - Lovely in barbeque. Teiza on Xiath - Perfect for getting rid of the evidence. Teiza on Squirrels - FLY MY PRETTIES! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-02-07, 03:52 PM | The Commentary Crew Opinion Set Silver: Things not having sex: WHAT THE :censored: IS WRONG WITH YOU!? Things having sex: Carry on. :D Bunny: Things that are not dead: I must kill. Things that are dead: Must stay dead. 13: Everyone: :devil: |
| Charles Phipps12-02-07, 05:30 PM | OOC: Hawkeye and Stacy's mom. What an odd but win combination. |
| demonfey0212-02-07, 06:38 PM | OOC: And now, to make indestructible chew toys for all... Xiath toddles into the room Nina and Deis are learning from Satnak in, holding a wierd object and gnawing on it. Xiath: CHEWY! Chewy chewy? Satnak: Time for break, I have to put Xiath back in her...:blink: Who would make that for any reason? Nina: What is it? Deis: Looks shiny. Satnak: Who'd be stupid enough to make a ball of incarnum for this purpose? I mean, sure, it's physically impossible to keep destroyed for long, and Xiath does need a chew toy that you can't destroy, but why would anyone waste essentia on it? Xiath: Red Birdy! *Earlier* Xiath: CHEWY! *CHOMP* Ilt (with Xiath on right arm): I'm getting sick of this... He holds up his left hand, and forms the ball. Ilt: Hey, Xiath, lookit the pretty ball! Lookit the pretty ball, Xiath! Xiath: Hm? Oooh... Ilt: Go get the ball! *Toss* Xiath charges after it, surprisingly leaving the arm attached. Ilt: Best idea yet... Sarah and Scias: ARF! They burst through a wall and run after it too. Ilt: ...:doh: . Two more, coming up... (ihh): So glad I made a reserve... Ilt opinion set: Nina and Deis: Interesting development in powers, try and see how that turns out. Xiath: Ow, my limbs! Lady: Ow, my organs! Lily and Tirmek: Just have to be the center of attention every time... Tirmek, Maladren, and Marish: GAH! GIANT CATS!...oh wait, I know them... Teiza: Look kid, just put the seasonings down... Momo: Who? Oh, that one. Meh. Sarah and Scias: Yay, wild empathy! Elina: Might need to eventually borrow her GM Breaker. Satnak: Fellow melder and teacher, though necrocarnum aura is definitely unsettling. Try and avoid. Serene: Pregnant. Avoid as much as possible in case of random violent moodswing. Terra and Lisa: They're back, so I guess I'm homeless again...I was alright with the stables, too! Dorvos: Interesting to adventure with, due to bizarre inherent nature. Corre: Must avoid during her practicing, otherwise will get stabbed. Most of the remaining crew: Hide from them. They only bring pain. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-02-07, 08:02 PM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 2 Schrodigger and friends are contemplating the contents of the package. Lilly: Who's it from? Schrodigger: Doesn't say? Lilly: You sure? Schrodigger: Look, it didn't say in the original version, and it allows the writers to delay having to come up with a company name. Hyrd: Hey, look. Chanse on TV. Schrodigger: Guess they finally made a decision on who plays Pegasus. TV Announcer: And here to present the regional trophy, the creator of Magic & Wizards, Chanse Rrrrrrrrandom. Momo: A red business suit and long hair? Is this guy trying to be Lex Luthor or the Joker? Gramps: Forget about him and pop in the videotape. (picks it up) Schrodigger: Wait, grampa! Shouldn't we check and make sure it isn't cursed? Gramps (poping in the video): Oh come on, who would be that cliché? Chanse's face appears on the screen. Chanse: I cast trap the soul on Admiral Jarlot. Gramps: I suppose I should have seen that coming. |
| rampant12-02-07, 08:34 PM | Deis - So what's this about necrocarnum? Satnak - You're not ready for that. Deis - Oh come on Satnak - You can't even shape a meld yet, no. Deis - Awwww |
| Charles Phipps12-02-07, 11:44 PM | Forgotten Freedom Tirmek: Lilly, I want you to know I'm never asking for your help again. Lilly: Actually, you're going to ask my help on all future projects. Tirmek: :uh-huh: Why? Lilly: Or I'll show Sarah and the rest of this world, these old home movies of your Rakasha training. Tirmek: :mymy: *puts in DVD version and pushes play* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUMXnTccyeI |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-02-07, 11:58 PM | OOC: The level of brain breakage that video caused resulted in my needing to hand you this :88E: award. |
| Charles Phipps12-03-07, 12:07 AM | Forgotten Freedom Tirmek: Where do you even come up with this stuff!? Lilly: I can quantumly alter relaity by believing that any of my most asinine theories is true. Ergo, your childhood grows more traumatic solely because I will it. Tirmek: I refuse to believe you're a God! Lilly: Please, I'd never believe that. In truth, I actually learned most of my worldview from my grandfather. Tirmek: Your grandfather? Lilly: What? Did you think I learned how to smite evil from ROSE? Tirmek: No. Lilly: Yep, I intend to end up an old Clergyman just like Gramps. http://youtube.com/watch?v=C_Q5UuN_l88 |
| rampant12-03-07, 12:29 AM | Tirmek - I'd prefer if you didn't survive long enough to get old. |
| Charles Phipps12-03-07, 12:46 AM | Lilly: I'd prefer that you stay cute and fuzzy rather than snarky! Tirmek: :twitch: Lilly: *TTH* Does he suspect my murderous motivation is secretly controlled by by need to cuddle him? Oh no, he does! Quick, I must kill him before he can report! *Lilly then tackle hugs him* Tirmek: AH! Two Steps Away, Elina had cast Friends on Tirmek to screw with Lilly's mind. |
| rampant12-03-07, 01:01 AM | Tirmek - *Blackstone Hammer* Lily - *STONED* Like ... i can smell colors man Tirmek - Ok this power does not function as advertised. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-03-07, 03:48 PM | Lilly: Like…peace and love, man. Tirmek: :mymy: I……broke……Lilly……………… |
| rampant12-03-07, 03:49 PM | Aomas - You mean to tell me that we lost half of a production array without even capturing one enemy officer? Very nervous messanger holding up a "please don't shoot me sign" - Correct milord, several corpses in redshirst were found, but any of those found alive revealed an annoying habit of exploding with all sorts of strange creatures, we lost several troopers to one that erupted into a pillar of flesh eating cockoaches. ------------- Deis - I feel very proud of myself all of a sudden. Bunny - :D ---------------------- Aomas - What is the analysis? Messenger schmuck - The attackers carried off everything that wasn't bolted and on fire, then they took that too. Aomas - Who do we think it was? Messenger - Given the uniforms and obvious expendability of the grunts. The think tank is pinning this on a group of the native pirates who seem to basically be unchallenged here. The people of this realm seem to accept this particular band of brigands to be a force of nature, because all of the native troopers just hid in bomb shelters. Not that this seemed to help them too much. Aomas - Are we going to have to deal with these pirates? Messenger - The Think tank is stalling out there, the Pirates have had years to get everything set up for themselves and their ship is more of a low orbiting moon at this point. The thing is a fortress in the sky, even the keel rains death and misery. Aomas - I was under the impression that while not complete primitives this world did not have much in the way of high energitic construction. Messenger - It's not advanced, its just had so much time and resources, poured into it that the damned thing probably has damned near every enchantment possible on the damned thing, not to mention it's just so freaking crazy, the thing is just an absolute patchwork of monstrous architecture and seemingly random enhancements, its a bloody flying death trap. One of the gaurds is not really paying attention, or at looking like he isn't. Gaz - (i.h.h. :D ) |
| Charles Phipps12-03-07, 04:41 PM | Lilly: I have forsaken the ways of violence. Your weapon has shown me the way! Tirmek: That doesn't even make any sense. *Lilly hugs his Tirmek plushie* Lilly: From here on out, I shall raise temples in the name of Tirmek! Tirmek: :mymy: Kitten: Awesome, Tirmek has Chosen Lilly as his Champion! Tirmek: What!? Sarah: YAY! They're finally friends! Elina: A Tirmek religion taught by Lilly? Cool! Tirmek: :twitch: |
| demonfey0212-03-07, 04:48 PM | Oodf: Hm...nah, the Three are pretty much retired. Jonny: Jonny no get to play? Oodf: No, you don't get to play. Jonny: Aw...:( |
| rampant12-03-07, 04:52 PM | Tirmek - GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!! Tirmek's shoulders and eyes are glowing bright blue and red as he physically removes everyone from his dorm room. Outside Sarah - I think we went too far. Lily - All hail the mghty- Sarah - Stuff it! Can't you see you're just ******* him off more?! Elina - What's wrong? Sarah - Think! He's spent his entire life trying to avoid deification! We blew it big time. |
| Kale_Fangblade12-03-07, 05:00 PM | There's a little puff of smoke above Tirmek's shoulder. And a six inch tall Version of Sithis appears, its appearance is a somewhat chibi-fied version of Sithis's own apperance. right down to its little vampire fangs. Chibi-Sithis: Huh it appears the spell has worked. Tirmek: What the? Chibi-Sithis: This is a modified messaging spell using a construct formed of Shadowstuff and a chunk of my own essence. similar to a psionic crystal i suppose, I can create a ressonant link with my prime self allowing my prime version to contact you over extreme distances without being detected. Sarah: Its so cute! Chibi-Sithis: I am far from cute! I am a highly efficient messaging system with intellectual and Arcane capacity. Lilly: *whispers to the others* Looks like this one got The Vamps arrogance, only doubled. Chibi-Sithis: I would have you know, im quite capable of hearing you. Especially since your only using stage-whispers. Lilly: *stage whisper* Looks like he got the smart-a** portion as well. Tirmek: ... So whats the report? Chibi-Sithis: The master would like to report full success with infiltration of the second camp. Tirmek: And he sent you all this way to say that? Chibi-Sithis: His orders were for me to deliver that message and remain with you to relay more messages. Sarah: *to lilly* what should we call him? Lilly: How about Alec. As in Smart Alec. Chibi-Sithis: Im not likeing the content of your conversation. Lilly: Well you should Alec. My first Choice was A**. As in Smart- Tirmek: We get it. very funny. Chibi-Sithis A.K.A Alec: very well. You shall call me Alec. *poses Dramatically* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-03-07, 05:14 PM | A chibi version of Tirmek dressed in a white robe with white wings and a shining halo appears on his other shoulder. Good-Side-Tirmek (in a higher-pitched verison of Tirmek's voice): Do not listen to him, Tirmek. You have worked hard all your life to be a good and noble soul, and you cannot let your darker instincts—(finally sees the other chibi)—Hey, you're not Evil-Side-Tirmek. Alec: No duh, fuzzbrain. Good-Side-Tirmek: Then what am I doing here? Sarah: :love: Good-Side-Tirmek: OHSH*TOHSH*TOHSH*T GOTTA GO! |
| mid___knight12-03-07, 06:17 PM | Quicksilver : I remember when I was being prepared for divinity...I was going to be married to our country's most beautiful woman... she was mute though it was so she couldnt speak bad words , it was revered as a gift from the god. Lilly: So..a Hot chick..who cant speak...is a gift from the gods? Quicksilver : God..thre is only one all others are jsut Toldoth confusing you...but yes..aparently ..but I dindt want a perfect woman so i ran away.. Sarah: maybe you should look when you feel the urge to say something dumb... Elina: Lilly you dont seem to think the perfect woman is one who cant speak do you? Lilly: uhm No? Soliloqui': So...I am not perfect..Well...I knew that..sniffle.. Quicksilver: I dindt mean it like that ..I meant I like your talking useless banter... Soliloqui': Useless Banter?!? Quicksilver: No really I love hearing about how nail polish must match your lip gloss and how the mudd we get imported helps as a healing pack aswell as a skin smoother. Soliloqui': And I am only the 2nd most beautiful girl in your country... Quicksilver: that was before you visited and your from a differnet part of the continent it doesnt count. Soliloqui': Oh I've heard this before from Zarah about how relationships in different planner codes dont count. Quicksilver: no baby your the most beautiful in the ...uhmm..multiverse? Soliloqui': No i'm not and you know it , besides I didnt think youd liek that skank. Quicksilver : she was pretty but ..well the conversation was lacking. Elina: didnt he say she was mute? Sarah: yeah... Lilly: I dont get it. Soliloqui': Lacking conversation? !? she had plenty to say with a dagger in her hands when she found out i carried our child and futur god of your people instead of her. Quicksilver: yeah ..she had her problems... Soliloqui': problems?!?!?!? Quicksilver: yeah...she cheated at poker |
| demonfey0212-03-07, 10:59 PM | Alec: And then there're the things that've happened to the resident gods, if you remember. Would you really wish a repeat of that on anyone-don't answer that Lily! Elina: Oh yeah...:( Sarah: Oh...:weep: Soliloqui: What happened? Alec: Terra is/was goddess of shadow and magic here, and got possessed by a stronger deity wanting to be free of the prison the plane makes around her. Terra died in the end. Soliloqui: I see... |
| mid___knight12-03-07, 11:05 PM | Soliloqui': at least she wasnt killed by Ex Nihilo ..it was a sword made from th body and soul of the god of nothing...also known as Deicide |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-03-07, 11:17 PM | Satnak: Ah-choo! |
| DungeonJman12-04-07, 11:58 AM | *the Good DungeonJ then beats the Good Tirmek away with a lighthammer* Good DungeonJ: This is my schtick! OUT OUT OUT!!! Doesn't that cause a casuality impass by you acting evil? Good DungeonJ: It's his fault that he didn't read the union contract, not mine! As a side note, if Lilly is the head of championing Tirmek as a deity, does that make him the Kitteh Pope? *gets smacked by Ilt* Ilt: Wrong thing, idiot.... Oh right, that's this... http://www.bernieandjay.us/images/symie%20pope.jpg So that just makes him the Pope of Tirmekianity then, which means... Evil-Lilly: I AM TEH ANTI POPE!!! Lilly: Oh, you've got to be kidding m.... *is trampled by a horde of people who believe there should be no Tirmek Pope, only personal interpretations of Tirmek, and then by a group of Xiathists* |
| demonfey0212-04-07, 12:02 PM | Xiathism Worshippers of Xiath believe that, when the end days come, and Xiath finally decides to eat the entire world, she will eat them last. |
| rampant12-04-07, 01:06 PM | What they don't realize is that Deis is going to flood the world with Honey mustard first. |
| Charles Phipps12-04-07, 01:24 PM | Lilly: Well, in Tirmek's name, I shall smite this evil! *shakes his Tirmek plushie on his holy scepter* *** Tirmek: :twitch: *** Sarah: How long you going to do this? Lilly: Driving Tirmek insane is remarkably difficult. |
| DungeonJman12-04-07, 01:31 PM | Head of the Tirmek Interpretists (Who looks supiciously like a certain familiar monk): Hey, the mob didn't give you the message? Lilly: Whuh? HTI: We believe that Tirmek should not be championed by a mortal force, and protest that he could, what he says should be interpreted by each individual in their own way, so as to promote their connection. Lilly:...you used to work at a Dragonmeat Den, didn't you... HTI: Yes, but i was the sub-assistant assistant manager....anyway... *begins preaching until Lilly beans him over the head with the scepter* Lilly: Protest this! *Lilly goes out to smite people* |
| rampant12-04-07, 02:49 PM | Tirmek begins to write in pain. Sarah - What's wrong? Tirmek - LEGACY CLAN! NOT A DIETY! BELIEF BURNS! FATE MAGIC BRINGS ONLY PAIN! |
| DungeonJman12-04-07, 03:02 PM | You think that's bad? Wait until they start praying, doing even worse stuff than Lilly in your name, and begin arguing over tiny theological inconsistencies.... |
| rampant12-04-07, 05:55 PM | Tirmek -Xiath! CHEWY! Tirmekinites - AhHHHHH! the pain! |
| rampant12-05-07, 01:44 AM | Satnak's rules of combat 1. Fair = stupid 2. Fight smarter 3. And harder 4. If you're not cheating you're not trying hard enough. 5. If you're not winning you're not cheating hard enough. 6. Watch your back. 7. Too bad that came from the front. (usually followed by a sound cuffing) 8. Don't assume anything. 9. Especially if the packet it came in was labeled "... Intelligence". 10. Keep your damn fool heads on! |
| Norr12-05-07, 10:51 AM | Zarr - Mirr, What is that thing anyway? Mirr - Uhmm, if I haven't got it wrong, it seems to be a giant living chilli. Zarr - No, the other one. Mirr - Oh, that's a dracolich. Zarr - Don't they have immunities and stuff? Mirr - If I recall my studies correctly, they should be immune to cold and lightning. Zarr - And fire. Ah, what the heck. Mirr - ? Zarr - Watch me shoot that dwagon :devil: In the name of Nalfien! *sonic ray* Mirr - :uh-huh: And what is that supposed to do? Zarr - The kid on the Motorbike moved at least 40 feet while I manifested. Mirr - ? Zarr - Skirmish damage. As the ray impacted on the Dracolich, there was a crack of thunder and a small crater appeared in the creatures flesh. Nalfien - *slaps the impact crater* D*mn mosquitoes. |
| demonfey0212-05-07, 11:43 AM | 11. And try to knock your opponent's off. At the very least, it should disorient them a little. 12. Always keep a trick or three hidden in case of an emergency. 13. Keep the terrain in mind. It can hold a number of advantages to either side, if used correctly. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-05-07, 03:44 PM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 2 Schrodigger and friends have just been confronted with a videotape of Chanse Random…and he's sucked out Gramps's soul…… Schrodigger: How………? Chanse: Come now, Schrodie-boy. You mean to tell me you aren't familiar with a simple trap the soul spell. Schrodigger: Not that: I'm surprised my grampa had a soul. I would have thought he'd sold it for world domination or rum. Chanse: And I assume you'd like to get it back? Schrodigger: Yeah. Of course, you'll have to be thrashed for damaging the value. Chanse: Simply streamlined! Schrodigger: "Simply streamlined"? Chanse: Oh, it's the 4th catch-word. I'd thought I'd try it out. |
| rampant12-05-07, 04:11 PM | Demon lord - HEY! WHOSE SOUL IS THIS THAT HE TRADED FOR RUM THEN!? Rose - Told i wasn't his soul, do i smell like cheap beer? Demon Lord - No you smell like cheap wine. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-05-07, 09:06 PM | Demon Lord: And cheap colone. And cheap women. Rose: Hey! I'll have you know my colone is very expensive. |
| Charles Phipps12-05-07, 11:27 PM | Zella: I was never cheap. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-06-07, 09:29 AM | Rose: In terms of money. |
| rampant12-06-07, 11:36 AM | Rose - Do you have any Idea how many rupees i blew to rescue her? each time? Potions, bottles, bombs, gilding, 1st level gear, that stuff adds up! |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-07-07, 01:47 AM | OOC: I have found the perfect representation of Lilly and Elina's relationship. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXxGxlQctho Elina: Slander! Lilly: *horribly maimed from drooling over Lisa yet again* It has its moments... *gets beaten with the hammer again* |
| rampant12-07-07, 03:03 AM | Deis - Ok This essentia trick is kinda neat, but when do we learn to do really cool stuff like you and Teiza. I wanna bite something's head off. Nina - :mad: Satnak - Well you should have thought of that before manifesting aligned incarnum instead of feral incarnum. Nina, Deis - :confused: Satnak - Incarnum is channeled from the unformed mass of those spirits beyond even an intangible self. You give it shape by bending it to your will, but the power that answers your call will always be that you call to yourself. In other words the spiritual power that most closely parallels your own beliefs and personality. Deis, and Nina - :confused: Satnak - :rolleyes: Just empty your minds and try to paint a mental image of a set of blue armbands. |
| demonfey0212-07-07, 04:24 PM | Oodf: To put it in a way that's understandable to newbs, you two tap into the essences of pure good and evil instead of animals. Or to put it another way, it's like clerics and druids, you two being similar to clerics, and Satnak and Teiza like druids. Nina and Deis: Oooh. |
| rampant12-07-07, 04:45 PM | Satnak - If you want to get technical I'm a little of both. Though My aligned incarnum has been refined to the point that I'm considered a destruction incarnate rather than a choatic incarnate. Deis and Nina - :confused: Satnak - Sort of the difference between shadow magic and your suferot shadow powers. |
| Charles Phipps12-07-07, 08:36 PM | http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c398/Artector/motivator5088026.jpg Lilly's life in a nutshell. |
| rampant12-07-07, 11:29 PM | Aomas - Damn These pirates have been attacking our arrays, the worst part is the lesser corsairs are taking that as a sign of weakness. We are being exposed bit by bit. Damn the Forgotten freedom. Talkis - Any strike against them must be swift and sure, they have too many resources at their disposal for a protracted fight to suceed. --------------------------------------------------------- Aoa - That is the third pirate attack this week. The damned scallywags are hitting our store houses, and the area has been thick with scavengers seeking to emulate their raids. This Forgotten Freedom has become a thorn in my side. I will need to bring through more support. Nither owes me a favor or three. Little Green Dude - Milord? Aoa - Make sure everything runs smoothly, and bring me some mint tea. That girl is absolutely Infuriating. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-08-07, 07:55 AM | Aoa - Make sure everything runs smoothly, and bring me some mint tea. That girl is absolutely Infuriating. Little Green Dude: Ah, my lord, some mildew got in and ruined our mint supply. I can go get some more, but she'll be here before I can make the tea. Aoa: :weep: How can these annoyances be happening? |
| demonfey0212-08-07, 12:12 PM | *As Tirmek's paying Kithle* 13: Why didn't you come to me for this? Tirmek: Because while you do good work, you can't be hired for specific annoyances. Kithle: Finally, some screen time... |
| rampant12-08-07, 04:03 PM | FX demon - Ominous impending doom theme Nither ( http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1665169555&size=o ) - Well Well if it isn't the Angel of Will? I must say you've found a cosy little hole in the wall this time. Aoa - (i.h.h. :weep: i really need my mint tea) |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-08-07, 04:30 PM | OOKaizer: :drool: :drool: :drool: OOrampant: No! Bad Kaizer! No drooling over the evil cat-girl! *beats him with Death Paper* Death Paper: Yay! I'm not completely forgotten! |
| DungeonJman12-08-07, 09:06 PM | Angel of Death: I WAS HERE FIRST!!! OODungeonJ: *holding him back* Not your universe, remember, and the death incarnation here isn't an angel! Besides, that guy needs his mint tea bad enough as it is...wait a minute... *hands Aoa some tea* Aoa: Thanks... *sips and spits it out* WHAT IS THIS?!!? OODungeonJ: It's Earl Grey Tea. |
| Paulon12-08-07, 09:17 PM | Aoa notices a slow drizzle of something falling on his shoulders. Picking some of it up, he finds it's his hair, now detached from his head... Aoa: What the :censored: was in that stuff? OOPaulon: Only Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. Leading cause of baldness in overly pompous characters. :D |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-08-07, 09:37 PM | OOPaulon: Only Tea, Earl Grey, Hot. Leading cause of baldness in overly pompous characters. :D OOC: You get a :rimshot: for best new use of a pop-culture reference. |
| rampant12-08-07, 09:47 PM | Nither - :D (is enjoying this far too much) What Can I do for the unshakeable, unbreakable, unremarkable, Angel of Will? Aoa - There is no one here to laugh at what passes for wit amongst the Rakshasa. Nither - My old friend you wound me deeply. Aoa - Nither, why do you put me through this? We all know you hate my guts. Nither - Because its so easy!:D Aoa - Look I'm calling in a few favors, We're gonna need muscle and I don't have allot of that at my disposal. Nither - And you need my help because i control the best combatants in our little alliance. Aoa - Precisely Nither - And why should I care? Aoa - Aside from the time I pulled your useless hide out of that jam with Aow and Raxil. Nither - Which I'm sure you masterminded. Aoa - You have no proof. Besides this involves your dear little brother. Nither - Well now that is interesting. :devil: |
| DungeonJman12-08-07, 11:37 PM | *takes the Death Paper and smacks Aoa for bringing that up then looks at OORampant* You can't be serious about this... Aoa: Oww....Aren't you the guy that brought the stupid balding tea... OODungeonJ: I am many things to different people, and... *looks at watch* be right back, need sugar... *goes wandering off* |
| rampant12-09-07, 02:56 AM | Nither - So I've seen the report, but what is your evaluation? Little green dude - The sneaky whelp won't die. Bunny - Tell me about it.:mad: Nither - He is my little brother, i guess it makes sense he wouldn't be someone that could be bumped off easy. It took a master rank breaker to take down pops, and Little Tirmek has island training on top of a legacy clan for a mother. Hmmm I really don't know if I should get involved. On the one hand I do so wish to show the little upstart who's boss, but why risk it? He's making no move for power within the alliance, and the only part of his birthright he's claiming is an island mansion, and its treasury. I suspect he's staking that out just because he's looking to avoid actually having to work for a living. Is it true he's dating one of these Suferot Critters? Little Green Dude - Date nothing the wolf girl is about ready to **** him in the hallway. Nither - Hmmmm she sounds like My mother. Little Green Dude - The Balor Mox? Nither - Yes the one who tried to eat you in cocktail sauce... Sorry about that. Little Green Dude - Wasn't the first time I've been mistaken for finger food. Wasn't the last either. Nither - Has anyone ever mentioned your life sucks? Little Green Dude - Once or twice, You know the compass on milord's arm? Nither - Yeah, two needles, no directions marked, weird. Obviously enchanted. Little Green Dude - The short hand points to the nearest fertile soul, the other points to the seed. Nither - So it is externalized! Little Green Dude - What? I seem to have spaced out, I was just saying milord has a wonderful new watch that people keep mistaking for a compass. *wink wink* Nither - ( i.h.h. the servants know everything, ... Remember to give mine a raise when I get back. ) You know what? Maybe I should pay my little brother a visit. HE is family after all. Little Green Dude - (i.h.h. If that doesn't kill the poor kid nothing will) Nither flips out an odd device with a screen and key board, a few swift strokes and Ylil appears on screen. Ylil - (http://www.kasuto.net/image/officialart/majora_oni_link.jpg) What's the news milady? Nither- Bring our bags, Its time for a little reunion, And increase the servants pay. Ylil - At once! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-09-07, 04:34 PM | Nither- ……Its time for a little reunion…… 13: Mwahahahahahaha! Mwahahahahahah!!!………………………………:shifty:……… ………………………………… MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! |
| DungeonJman12-09-07, 04:44 PM | Tirmek: I feel a great disturbance in the...wait, what am i doing? Lilly: Cool, he's spacing out...i mean CRUSADE FOR TIRMEK!!! Tirmek: IHH: Crud, got to get him focused on something else... Look over there, behind you! *Lilly turns around, but Tirmek failed to anticipate a sudden planar conjunction with Thelanis, and instead of nothing, the following is seen* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hACHP-gIFFo |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-09-07, 06:49 PM | And now…for something…completely different…………… OOcat: You know roleplayers are weird when they start debating whether dragon-humanoids should have breasts. |
| rampant12-09-07, 06:51 PM | Ylil - Would it not be simpler to simply slay him? Nither - Simpler yes, better not neccesarily. ******* off Aomas would be fun, but we can't let this go down according to Aoa's plan either. Ylil - Of course He wants the seed either touse it as a bargaining chip, or to dissect and use for himself. Nither - 12 Moons, or just the 13th. The allure of true divinity is stronger than most angels can resist. I wouldn't mind the power Myself. Ylil - Few would. Nither - True enough, but what I can't figure out is why he's been hiding away from us? Ylil - Fear of you? Nither - No the boy does not know I exist, you forget how secret i was for a while. Ylil - Still what is the plan? Nither - Wait and see. Ylil - Oh dear poets, you're winging it! Nither - :shifty: ... Yes Ylil - WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! ------------------------------------ Micheal - The newbies seem less tense this week. |
| DungeonJman12-09-07, 07:53 PM | Hey... *puts on moustache* Plans here! Get your plans! World domination, break ins, artifact filching, we got everything! Get your plans here! Nither: I'll take one... *hands plan over and disappears* Nither: Let's see... What the... http://www.davidjanes.com/images/Underpants%20Gnomes.jpg |
| rampant12-10-07, 02:29 AM | Sarah - Kitty senses tingling. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-10-07, 09:29 AM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 2 Part 5 billion Chanse Random has challenged Schrodigger to a play a children's card game, the prize being Gramps's soul…… Chanse: Now to play this game we must enter another realm. Everything gets purple and misty. There are vague shapes that appear at the edge of sight. Schrodigger: I activate my Puzzle of Getting More Bishonen. FX demon: *recycled transformation sequence* Becoming Schrodigger: Let's duel. Becoming Schrodigger looks at his hand and selects a card. Chanse: I use the power read thoughts. Becoming Schrodigger: Wait, so you have psionic powers too? Chanse: Yes, Schrodie-boy. In fact, what if I were to reveal a crucial point about these powers in an effort to keep the short-attention-span audience from going back to playing much more entertaining video games? Becoming Schrodigger: You mean that thousands of years ago on Xen'drick a group of desert-dwelling elves used magic drawn from Dal-Quor to fashion a bunch of psionic items with eye motifs so that they could throw off the yoke of their giant masters, but were eventually consumed with infighting which was really masterminded by the Quori, who still inhabit the items today. And that the monsters in your card game are actually the incredibly cool construct powers these elves had. Chanse: Well I wasn't going to reveal that much plot. Now there's no reason to follow the storyline. Becoming Schrodigger: Oh please, this show is like a Silver movie: the plot is just there to get to the next card game. |
| rampant12-11-07, 02:15 AM | Kithle - (wearing a shower cap on his tentacled face and weilding a loufa) Yun dun dunvoliea, yun dun dunvoliea, sin venseemeenoooooo-gk DO YOU MIND! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nither - I was really expecting something a tad less... Ylil - Like a hole? Nither - It's not that bad it's just a tad mis-matched. Ylil - It's a hole. Squishy - Lady I live here it's a hole. |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-11-07, 11:10 AM | Sarah: :mymy: *begins whining and fussing* Lilly: What is it, girl? Did Poppy fall down the well again? Sarah: :twitch: Bark! Lilly: A new kitty smell? Sarah: Arf! Lilly: Like Tirmek, but more evil?! What could possibly be more evil than-?! *Sarah thumps him with her tail* Sarah: Ruff! *begins sniffing at the floor madly* :fight!: AWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *takes off running* |
| Kale_Fangblade12-11-07, 12:02 PM | Alec: I sense a familiar but strange aura... along with an unfamiliar aura. Interlopers? Alec floated down the Corridors his small elven eyes piercing the darkness. After several long moments of travel, he hides in the shadows above where Nither is. Alec: It's aura is like Tirmeks but.... different. She shares features similar to him... who is the other one? They are Rakshasa so they must come from Tirmeks fathers bloodline. :mymy: I must warn Tirmek! |
| demonfey0212-11-07, 01:14 PM | Nither: You, minion! Where is Tirmek? Ilt: I dunno. Have you tried asking the daleks? Nither: Daleks? What're those? Daleks: EX-TER-MINATE! EX-TER-MINATE! One with dog ears on top of it: ARF! ARF! Ilt: They yell that a lot. He then walks away. |
| rampant12-11-07, 01:26 PM | Nither - You Minions! Where is Tirmek. Dalek - By what authority- Nither - :bigeyes: Daleks - IT-BURNS! Ylil - She'll do it again. Daleks - DES-SIG-NATE TIR-MEK IS ON THE FOR-WARD BOW! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-11-07, 02:14 PM | Nither: Why is a flying elf with over-long ears and silver clothes following me? Silver: :drool: Nither: And why is she drooling? |
| demonfey0212-11-07, 02:19 PM | OODF: Don't mind Silver, she's not the one you have to watch out for quite yet. 13: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OODF: E's still like that? Silver: I'm pretty sure e got stuck like that. Nither: :confused: |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-11-07, 03:25 PM | 13: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Deis: EVIL KITTY! *TACKLE HUG* Nither: GAH! Deis: :cloud9: I sense such amazing evil potential in you! :drool: I MUST HAVE YOU AS MY PET! Nither: WTF?! Minion, get this...girl(?) off of me! Ilt: Sorry, I'm allowed only one death a day now after Celestia started investigating me for fraud through abuse of their Frequent Dying Miles program. Nither: :uh-huh: This is where Tirmek goes for down ti- *gack* Deis: A nice spiked collar for my evil little Kitty! It even has your name on it, see? Ilt: *snicker* Nither: :hoppingma I AM NOT YOUR- *gag* Deis: *tightens collar* :mad: Naughty kitty! Mommy needs to punish kitty when she gets violent at Mommy and not everyone else. Nither: *tth* Ok, maybe I'm going about this the wrong way. If I remember correctly, this one's got a powerful aversion to... :bigeyes: I'm sowwy, mommy... Deis: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! My eyes, they burn! *teleports into Volrath's Abberation pen* Nither: Is this normal here? Ilt: Normal doesn't really apply to this ship. |
| rampant12-11-07, 03:36 PM | Jedi Squirrel - Squeeeeeeeeeeeak chirruprupchir ( doooooooo the macarena) Ilt - see Nither - *removes collar* I don't know whether to be angry or impressed with her gall. Now to find Tirmek. Sarah rounds the corner and charges. Nither - What now?! Ylil - Milady! *draws Sword* |
| demonfey0212-11-07, 05:11 PM | Ilt: Put the sword down, that's Sarah. Stabbing her only makes her mad. Nither: Tirmek's girlfriend? Ilt: And the kid here before was Deis, her evil younger sister. You probably just avoided a Spiked Tentacles of Forceful Intrusion, by the way. Nither: :mymy: Ilt: Sure you don't want to just cut your losses and run now? |
| rampant12-11-07, 07:34 PM | Nither - Tirmek's girlfriend eh? :smirk: Wanna see photos of Tirmek as a babY? Ilt - You are evil. |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-11-07, 08:12 PM | Sarah: Baby pictures? Do you have any new ones? Nither: New ones? *Sarah pulls out a GIANT photo album marked "Baby Tirmek" and signed "For Sarah" by Ketty* Sarah: *flips through it* :D He was so CUTE! :cloud9: Nither: :uh-huh: |
| DungeonJman12-11-07, 08:56 PM | If you want, you can also get the conceptualization of Tirmek from his conception for $19.95... |
| rampant12-11-07, 10:26 PM | Nither - I dunno, Take them and see. *hands over the photos* Ylil - Milady! Nither - Oh hush up and get us some drinks. I'm gonna get to know my brother's girlfriend. Ilt - Evil at its most civilized. |
| rampant12-12-07, 01:18 AM | Nither - Oh I remember this one, He fell in the punch bowl at our cousin's birthday party. Sarah - I thought he was a newborn when he left the faction with his mother? Nither - Yes, but that doesn't get him out of the family reunions. Sarah - Then How did he not know about you? Nither - Oh Everyone thought I was from a non-existant long lost brother on that side. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Tirmek - Something feels very very wrong. --------------------------------------------------------- OOC: Feel free to play with this, Nither is going to be endlessly polite and affable, Ylil is gonna be paranoid and suspicious, but he's whipped so bad the FX demon doesn't even bother anymore. |
| demonfey0212-12-07, 03:44 AM | Ylil: I still can't help but feel as if things were about to go horribly wrong. Ilt: That's because of 13. And this being the Forgotten Freedom. And you being referred to as minion. That paranoia you're feeling will probably keep you alive. 13: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ilt: WOULD SOMEONE MAKE A NONEXISTANT MUZZLE FOR EM ALREADY? |
| rampant12-12-07, 12:10 PM | Lily - SMITE EVIL! Ylil - WHIRLWIND SLASH COUNTER! Lily - Ice arrow! Ylil - Mirror sheild Lily - Bomb! Ylil - Bombchu! Lily - Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows, buried in the flow of time is where your power grows. I pledge myself to conquer all the foes who stand in front of this mighty gift bestowed in my unworthy hand. Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I pos- Ylil - Anti-magic field Lily - ***** Ylil - pansy |
| rampant12-13-07, 12:10 AM | Xiath - Chewy? Nither - :confused: |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-13-07, 01:25 AM | Sarah: :eek: No, Xiath! Not Chewy! *tth* :shifty: Yet, at least. *tosses Xiath's Incarnum ball* Xiath: :w00t: CHEWY! *gives chase* Nither: Was that who I thought it was? Sarah: Probably. She's more of a terror than I was at that age. Though...speaking of Chewy... Raising her hand, a portal of darkness opens in the ceiling, and a Random Ninja drops out, looking very freaked out and gnawed upon. Random Ninja: :weep: Oh, no... *CHOMP* Random Ninja: WHY DOES MY CONTINUED EXISTENCE ONLY BRING PAIN?! Sarah: :cloud9: *wags* Nither: :uh-huh: Sarah: *between chews* What? :headexplo I can stop any time I want to, dammit! Nither: *tth* Random pain causation with no moral worries, and signs of wild and massively destructive urges that she appears to enjoy indulging...I guess I can see why my brother would be interested in her. :shifty: |
| rampant12-13-07, 01:41 AM | Nither - I'd like to speak with him some, but I'm rather unfamiliar with the ship, and My minion still hasn't found us some drinks so could you show me to my brother? Sarah - Well... Nither - :bigeyes: Sarah - (i.h.h. gah! cute evil!) -------------------------------------- Ylil - I need 1 Lemonade, 1 Root Beer, and whatever the hell a Ninja Chaser is, to go please. Erk - That'll be 5 pencils. Ylil - Um what? Saberial - I'll give you 1 pencil for every three blue scrolls. NJ26 - Blue scrolls can be purchased in groups of 5 by trading in a vial of shadow ghoul bile. Random patron - Shadow ghouls can be found in the lower decks, they hate lightning. Ylil - Story of my life. |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-13-07, 02:17 AM | Sarah: Grrrrrrr........ Nither: :mymy: *tth* Did she just go all Feral Protective Mode on me? I'm not going to take him away. Sarah: *eyes her suspiciously* Ok. Before going anywhere, Sarah removed her slightly worn and obviously well-loved Tirmek plushie from its protective space and placed the collar carefully in her teeth before tilting her head to indicate Nither should follow. Nither: *tth* Eesh. Possessive, much? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-13-07, 09:25 AM | Nither: Hmm, my assistant isn't back yet. *********** We see Ylil in the Abyssal Decks being chased by a contingent of half-toaster legionaires. *********** Nither: Where do you usually go on this ship for a drink? Sarah: Well, we're near the mess hall— Nither: Normally I wouldn't use the common facilities, but I'm parched. Lead on. Sarah: We'll pass through it if we just keep going— From up ahead comes "Food fight!" and a herd of screaming redshirts comes stampeding past. Nither: I always thought food fights were required people to throw harmless things at each other. What were they afraid of? Sarah: On this ship? Who knows. Maybe we should— Nither (walking to the end of the hall): I'm thirsty. I'm sure it's just some pathetic commoner fear—:mymy: Inside the hall, the size of an entire battlefield, two sides wage war: the barbaric hordes of half-biscuits, decked out in armor and shields made from hard-tack and wielding weapons carved from rock-hard cheese, against the undead chickens—their head and feet still attached—animated by the warlocks of the Horned Beef Order. Sarah: Wow. It's a big one this time. Nither: "This time"? Sarah: Of course. How else would people know to run screaming when someone yells "Food fight"? Don't worry, if they go on too long the cook'll sic the chilli on them. Nither: Chilli? |
| demonfey0212-13-07, 11:28 AM | Ilt *Wearing stale, dead half biscuits as armor*: Go, my minions! Leave none alive! :evillaugh Undead chickens: CLUCK! Nither: :uh-huh: OoKaizer: I thought he was semi-sane. OODF: Well, he is, but with a set up like this, could you resist? |
| Charles Phipps12-13-07, 11:41 PM | Forgotten Freedom Lilly: Ummm, Dad? Captain Rose: Yes, Son? Lilly: I have a question. Captain Rose: What's that? Lilly: How did you and mom, you know....meet? Captain Rose: The same day, you were concieved son. http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/zelda2.html Lilly: :OMG! |
| rampant12-14-07, 02:33 AM | Aoa - Perfect Nither has dashed off without telling me a damned thing which means she's going to go see Tirmek, Now I can attack them and say she got caught in the cross-fire because no one knew she was there. Just a quick strike, a few bigby's crushing tactical nuke bombs set to go off when the Target is in sight or when the group drops to 2 percent resources, then once the primary heirs are no longer availiable, I'll be able to crack open the knightmare seed thanks to some rather interesting scrolls I snuck out of Toren's lab before Satnak did him in. Little Green Dude - Is milord finished? Aoa - Yes, I'm good that ought to keep me from ranting about my plans in front of prisoners and spies. |
| demonfey0212-14-07, 10:50 AM | Kenku: Mrow. *Heads towards Tirmek with camera strapped to his head. Tirmek takes the camera after giving the winged cat a can of tuna.* Tirmek: Knew using that cat as an agent would work well. Kenku: :incog: |
| DragoonDarkfire12-14-07, 05:37 PM | http://forums.gleemax.com/showpost.php?p=14585218&postcount=3100 _________________________________ We see Lilly walking along, pulling Siber, Garder, Thrine and Jay by the collars. Siber: Where are you taking us!? Garder: You don't just grab people out of nowhere and pull them onto your weirdass ship! Lilly: Sorry but I need you people. Siber: Need us!? For what? Lilly: I kinda destroyed one of Kanatash's sanity mind-blowers and I don't want to lose any of my experience or get mind seeded so I'm using you all as scapegoats. Thrine: WHAT!? AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A PALADIN OF DOL ARRAH!? Lilly: He doesn't seem to mind. They all walk past Dol Arrah pouring himself a cup of coffee. Dol Arrah: Hey Lilly. Keep up the good work! Siber,Garder,Thrine and Jay: :uh-huh: Lilly takes them to the shattered remains of a psycrystal and then starts to run away. Lilly: BYE! Lilly runs away and Siber, Garder, Thrine and Jay are left there wondering what this is all about. Jay: I have a bad feeling about this all. A ghostly form appears behind them. Kanatash materializes. Kanatash: Well nice to see you all. Siber: AH OH FLAME! They all turn to see the ghostly kalashtar. Kanatash: Don't worry about the crystal. I saw Lilly do it and just wondered what he would do to try and cover his butt. I must say this was one of his better ideas. Garder: You call scapegoating some random people you pick up out of nowhere a good idea? Kanatash: You obviously don't know Lilly. Thrine begins to shake his head in confusion. Thrine: This is crazy... Kanatash: You also apparently know nothing about this ship. Siber: OK listen. I don't know how or why we're here but can you PLEASE drop us off back where we were? Kanatash: Certainly. But who are you people just so I can recall for a later time? Siber: Siber. Jay: Jaymes Locke d'Orien. Garder: Garder. Thrine: Thrine. Siber: We're... well ONE of us anyway is the Avatar of Siberys. Kanatash: Really? HEY SIBERYS! They all turn to see the image of a platinum dragon materialize in front of them. Siberys: Yes? Garder: FLAMING FISTS OF FURY! Kanatash: These guys say one of them is your avatar. Is this true? Siberys: Hmmmm... yes I do believe so. They all look at each other. Thrine: Then tell us... if you really are the Dragon Above which one of us is it? Siberys: Can't. Thrine: Why not!? Siberys: Because I'm just a hallucination brought on by madness. The image fades and is replaced by Cool Cthulhu. Cool Cthulhu: Ey' dudes what's up? Kanatash: GET OFF THIS SHIP HIPPY! Siber: DEAR FLAME IT'S CTHULHU! They all stop as nothing happens. Thrine: That's weird I thought there was suppose to be a flash of lightning... Cool Cthulhu: What're you guys talking about. Jay shakes his head. Jay: OK look just tell us PLEASE Mister...? Kanatash: Kanatash. Jay: We need to get back so we can defeat the daelkyr Spirallizt. Kanatash: Spirallizt!? Siber: You know him? Kanatash: I should. I have dominion over most lesser daelkyr. Siber: Hey then you can help us! Kanatash: Sorry. Can't. Siber: WHAT!? WHY NOT!? Kanatash: Because my senses tell me that I'm to be used as a plot device. Basically you should all know that the daelkyr Spirallizt possesses an artifact known as the "Claws of the Beast Slayer" that can permanently destroy or remove any form of lycanthrope. This includes removing the curse from afflicted lycanthropes, turning natural lycanthropes into normal species and even turning shifters into humans. Siber: And we need to know this why? Kanatash: Because it'll be helpful in a future plot line involving a female version of Lilly. Jay: Female version of Lilly? Kanatash: And your stop has arrived. Goodbye. A hole opens up beneath the four men and they all go falling down. ________________________________________ _________________ http://forums.gleemax.com/showpost.php?p=14585218&postcount=3100 |
| DungeonJman12-14-07, 07:27 PM | *looks at previous* Interesting.... *goes back to staring at the infinite......which happens to be blue....* |
| Charles Phipps12-14-07, 09:29 PM | OOC: Awesome! CROSSOVER ON INFINITE FREEDOMS! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-15-07, 08:41 AM | OOC: ……CROSSOVER ON INFINITE FREEDOMS! OOC: Because all the rest of the multiverse is missing its Jarlot. |
| Charles Phipps12-15-07, 01:36 PM | A Day in the Life of Lilly http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/070412.png |
| Papermonday12-15-07, 03:15 PM | ???: Mwahahahaha, mwhahaha, mwahahaha:evillaugh !! ???: You are doing it again Lemon. Have you forgot what the doctor said about your medicine Lemon: *cough* :shifty:...SCREW THE DOCTOR:evillaugh!!! ???: The doctor was a halfling. You can't screw halflings. They'll die...It's because they are small and fragile Lemon: ...Go get me another bottle of scotch and shut up Brickson. Brickson: Yes. Lemon turns around to face his altar dedicated to the weave, the thing some call "plot", and he started to chant the holy words of the narrator, a device used by poor authors with no better imagination. Lemon: Yes, tell me all the wonderful secrets of the script:$$: --- Lemon Mossman Chaotic alcoholic half-halfling male Barbarian four/ Rogue three/ Ranger two/ Bard one/ Evangelist some/ Warlock many The former redshirt Lemon Mossman is back in action, or actually, he's more like out of commision. Somehow this harrassed looking half-halfling managed to escape death and insanity inside the Forgotten Freedom. He know lives life as a travelling preacher, declaring the word of the hacky-eyed plot-device to the masses. The FF has left him scarred, as he has seen what no man should be forced to watch. To clear out any vaguely lovecraftian kinks that this experience has left him, he has decided to become a depressed alcoholic who delivers wisdom, Noir style. Lemon usually looks like a young and very short human, with a slight twitch in one of his eyes, and the other one wide open (actually he kinda looks like this :uh-huh: ). He's always dressed in a tattered red shirt, but he have to change his pants quite often. His hair turned grey a long time ago, although he techically is just about twenty-ish. Brickson Unhelpful good lich [warforged] male personality Sorcerer lots. Brickson is as always trailing behind Lemon, taking care of his mental health and such. He's dumb and he doesn't have much of a personality, but he's very stubborn. And nobody mention to him that warforged can't be lichs. He got a phylactery and everything. |
| Paulon12-15-07, 11:29 PM | OOC: Because all the rest of the multiverse is missing its Jarlot. For which boon, the Forgotten Freedom in general and Satnak in particular will take any and all spare currency available in each dimension as payment. |
| demonfey0212-15-07, 11:41 PM | OODF: And subsequently spent it all on the Jarlots and their bar tabs. |
| rampant12-16-07, 03:37 AM | Tirmek - *after reviewing the tape from Kenku* ... Well F*ck. ---------------------- Sarah - Huh? Someone there? Nither - :confused: |
| Papermonday12-16-07, 03:50 AM | Lemon: And that's why we will all die. Any questions? Pheasant: Piriporipiripori? Brickson: I am sorry that I couldn't find a real peasant. Lemon: No, it's better this way. |
| demonfey0212-16-07, 01:31 PM | Ilt: Alright, people, time to prepare for an invasion! All redshirts, to the front! Redshirts: What will we get? Ilt: Names. The top five will also be chosen by my EBNE to become fully fledged characters! Redshirts: To the armories! Once they are all gone, Chalky comes by. Chalky: You're not serious about any of that, are you? Ilt: Hells no. Chalky: Good intern. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-16-07, 02:06 PM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 2, Last Part Becoming Schrodigger: Hey, you're just tricking me into expositioning plot to stall for time. Chanse: You mean we have a timer? FX demon: *ending beep* Becoming Schrodigger: :doh: Me and my big mouth. Chanse: Well, well. It seems that you've lost, Schrodie-boy. And that means I get to take your grandpa's soul back to my private island. Becoming Schrodigger: Since when do you have a private island? Chanse: Since I became a billionaire making card games that change editions every few years. Becoming Schrodigger: Where do you people keep getting these jobs? Chanse: So if you want your granpa's soul back you'll come to my island and participate in my tournament. Becoming Schrodigger: Suppose I don't want it. Chanse: There's also a vast cash prize. Lilly: Cha-ching! Becoming Schrodigger: How did you get here? Lilly: Mon-ey money money! Mon-ey money money!……… Becoming Schrodigger (turning back to the TV): Anway Chanse……(sees screen is blank) ……DAMN YOU! Momo: Hey, Schrodigger? I think you're granpa's passed out drunk again. Hyrd: Wow, he drink fast. Hyrd not even see it. Lilly: Super-Saien Drinking technique. Schrodigger: No, his soul got stolen. Momo: You sure? Schrodigger goes over and picks the lock on the liquor cabinet. Schrodigger: Well, if it isn't, he should clutch this bottle reflexively. He puts the bottle in Gramps's hand. Nothing happens. Lilly: That random bastard! |
| demonfey0212-16-07, 02:13 PM | Momo: So what do we do now? Lily *arms full of bottles*: I'd think that would be obvious. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-16-07, 02:21 PM | Lily *arms full of bottles*: I'd think that would be obvious. Sarah: Oh, we're in for a treat. Nither: How? And how did we get all the way down here? Sarah: Whenever Lilly's drunk he sings Dwarven war songs. Lilly: :pint: *untranslatable Dwarvish* (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_0weiI6A-4&feature=related) Nither: Where did that guitar accompaniment come from? Sarah: Oh, that's the FX demon. It's an entity of chaos that pops up whenever we need sound effects. Nither: And the dwarven chorus? Sarah: *shrug* |
| DungeonJman12-16-07, 02:45 PM | *looks up at Ilt and Chalky* That would work, except i accidentally promised that i'd make the best one an actual named char... Ilt: You're joking right? Uh....well, it involved me getting a really fast sugar high and...anyway, i don't take back my promises! Ilt: Not even for a Snapple? So tempting... well maybe I....NO! |
| Papermonday12-16-07, 02:45 PM | Lemon: And that's usually the point where "the Messiah" falls in love with "the Chick". See Da Vinci code for quick reference. Pheasant: Piriporipiripori? Lemon: And that's all for today. Tune in the church of the Blockbuster's next week for more interesting references! And then, randomly, there was a massive surge of plot. Lemon: WHOAH:eek: !! Brickson: ...Something is happening Lemon. Lemon: It's the script! Someone is railroading it! Poorly!! Then, the world goes BAMF and everything goes light. Then dark. Then grey, because this is a realistic setting not only limited to black and white morality. Then there is a montage reveling important flashbacks about Lemon and his alcoholism, highlighting the fact that being drunk is bad and we only hurt the people around us. And then, morality stopped, and with a great BAMF, Lemon and Brickson found themselves inside an armory. Brickson: ...We're inside an armory Lemon. Lemon: Really? You sure this is not a fashion design shop? Because I totally thought that chainmail was the new black. Brickson goes silent. After a few minutes, of thinking, he opens his mouth. Brickson: ...Yes. Lemon: *facepalm* And then, the whole room filled up with men in red shirts, and Lemon had his twenty-first neurosis. That week. |
| DungeonJman12-16-07, 09:52 PM | *is levitating past Lilly, Schrodigger, Nither, and Sarah at a fast speed* WHEEEEEEEEEE!!! Nither: Ok, and that? *Ilt comes following him down* Ilt: He found a new source of sugar... The Abyssal Lor K'ool Ai'd: YE FLIPPING TERRA!!! NEED... BRAINS...BACK...OH YEAHHHHHHH!!! *collapses* |
| demonfey0212-17-07, 02:03 AM | Xiath: Mine! Ilt: Xiath, come on, I have the receipt for the magical items I had stored in your inventory, now give me my stuff! Xiath: Okay...after I got it all nice in the hoard... After a quick scrounging, she comes back with the stuff. Xiath: Can I at least hold on to the arrow? :bigeyes: Ilt: :rolleyes: Oh, alright. Probably wouldn't need the Arrow of Fairbanks anyway. |
| rampant12-17-07, 04:45 AM | Nither - Oh so you work in the finance industry. Xiath - :confused: Nither - What are your interest rates like? Xiath - Listen Princess, I'm not a banker, I'm a Security Expert. I run a vault, you put things in, you pay me a fee, you take a receipt, you walk away. When you come back Your stuff is still here, and you can take it back if you got the receipt. I'f you're the type who likes this kind of thing I even keep records of the morons who try to get at the stuff. Nither - So that explains the big tome labeled Darwin awards. Xiath - Yeah, been a busy morning. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-17-07, 08:52 AM | Nither - So that explains the big tome labeled Darwin awards. Xiath - Yeah, been a busy morning. Nither: Although it doesn't explain the black floating rabbit who's constantly hugging you. |
| rampant12-17-07, 11:42 PM | Teiza - Ok Who is she and why is she interrupting breakfast? Nither - Rude much? Teiza - Quite a bit really. Now go fetch me a mouse or something, my omelette needs a little meat on it. Nither - I beg your pardon! Teiza - Granted now find me a varmit. Nither - Well I never- Teiza - :rolleyes: Obviously Nither - :mad: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-18-07, 08:39 AM | Nither - Well I never- Teiza - :rolleyes: Obviously Nither - :mad: Silver: Neither have you. ;) FX demon: :rimshot: 13 (wearing an OOKaizer suit): NINE! |
| rampant12-18-07, 11:30 AM | Teiza - Um I was talking about Hunting. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-18-07, 12:10 PM | OOcat: :nonono: Since when has that ever stopped them? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-18-07, 02:41 PM | Nither: Perhaps I could meet with your captain? Jarlot suddenly bursts into the room. Jarlot: I'm gonna sue WotC's :censored:! Schrodigger: Ah…why, dad? Jarlot: They used my catchphrase! Reman Weascal walks in behind Jarlot. Reman: Wait, wait, sir, that's "I am Batman". Jarlot: Oh. Ah, :embarrass carry on, then. |
| Papermonday12-18-07, 03:06 PM | Lemon stands in the middle of a pool of blood and bodies. Lemon: Today I'll make shoes out of seagulls!!! Brickson: Lemon, the doctor told me to give you this if you ever had your- Lemon: SEAGULLS!! Lemon bounces out of the room gleefully, blowing up the redshirts who weren't fast enough to move out of his way. Brickson: The doctor is not going to like this. |
| rampant12-18-07, 03:19 PM | Bunny - *in a white lab coat* No actually I support this. |
| DungeonJman12-18-07, 07:18 PM | Oh, you want to hunt seagulls eh? Let me help! *throws Lemon off the side of the ship* Good DungeonJ: Hey! OODungeonJ: Get back to me in 5 minutes... |
| mid___knight12-18-07, 07:34 PM | Quicksilver was in line for with the redshirts in the armories when the explosions happened. Quicksilver....: you know ..If any of them were good..i mightve objected..but well ohwell ..I am confused as to why I wasnt blown up too. He looks down and realizes his shirt isnt red anymore..its Hot Pink. Quicksilver: oh yeah...i did laundry yesterday... ***************** In her room Soliloqu'i goes to her drawer and gets her under things and blinks as they all come up Hot Pink...even her black ones for the VERY special night she was hoping was arriving soon...now she will have to buy another pair. Soliloqu'i: Last time he does laundry...or did he do this on purpose so I wouldnt get him to anymore? Damn men...no he isnt that smart.... ***************** Quicksilver: My poor lucky Hot pink scarf...its now grey...the colors ran out of it :weep: |
| rampant12-18-07, 11:34 PM | Quicksilver - I need help Silver - definetly 13 - :D |
| demonfey0212-18-07, 11:57 PM | Ilt *muttering under his breath after watching the whole thing*: Come on, go to the fox, go to the fox... Further away Nither: Um...does that happen often? Sarah: Hey, why didn't anyone tell me there was going to be a purge soon? Nither: ...I guess so... Ilt *realizing the two are further behind*: Either of you seen Vlad and Deis, or Volrath, for that matter? Need them to begin modding surviving redshirts besides me... Sarah: Down that hall. Ilt: Thanks. He heads that way, eventually running across Deis and Vlad. Ilt: Hey, kids, wanna mess up all the redshirts besides me and work on covert and overt grafting skills at the same time? Vlad: Like for Terra's army? Ilt: Yes, except you get to make obvious monsters too. And no one really cares if a lot of them go missing. Deis: Hm...easy food for a while to work on flavor as long as needed...why not. Volrath: Did I hear grafting? Ilt: Yeah. Time to prepare for an invasion, and its been a while since you guys were obvious about mentioning "upgrades" to the redshirts... |
| Charles Phipps12-19-07, 02:07 AM | Lilly: Tirmek, I've decided to defeat you in our FINAL BATTLE! Tirmek: ....*sigh* What is it now? Lilly: SYMBOL OF INSANITY! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8um1N78AhY |
| Charles Phipps12-19-07, 03:16 AM | Lilly: Oh yes and this. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/cit_chuck_norris_memetic_mutation_2.jpg Tirmek: GURK. |
| rampant12-19-07, 03:32 AM | Tirmek - That's it? A little blue square with a question mark? |
| Charles Phipps12-19-07, 03:34 AM | Lilly: Stupid hotlinking laws.. http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f350/Willowhugger/cit_chuck_norris_memetic_mutation_2.jpg |
| rampant12-19-07, 03:39 AM | Tirmek - I play Counterspell Lily - :censored: Control Decks. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-19-07, 09:12 AM | 13: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nither: Why am I still hearing that laughter? Sarah: I think e's just doing it to annoy us now. 13: Go, my DOOZY BOTS! |
| Papermonday12-19-07, 09:45 AM | Brickson: Excuse me, has anyone seen my friend? He looks and behaves like a redshirt. But he insists he's not. He's also very short. And he likes to drink. He likes to talk. His favorite game is B...B...B...something about aqueducts. And he said he'd make shoes out of seagulls. Here's a painting of him with his seagullshoes. --- Lemon: Yes, now I see it all so clearly!! Only by falling can one fly! Only by-SEAGULL!! Seagull: *The sound a confused seagull makes*? Lemon: GOT YOU!! Seagull: *The sound a violated seagull makes*!!!! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-19-07, 09:53 AM | 13: I think Kanatash just got surpassed as Craziest Person. |
| DungeonJman12-19-07, 09:37 PM | Kanatash: We'll see who has the last laugh... *is standing in front of a cannon filled with bananas, sweet potatoes, and grapefruit, while wearing a Napoleon hat* But for the moment, i have other matters to attend to... *walks off in an aristocratic fashion, dragging the cannon behind him, or psionically manipulating it to move behind him for that matter...* |
| rampant12-20-07, 12:50 AM | Maladren - Jingle bells Lily Smells Sarah laid an egg The pink dalek lost a wheel and jarlot got away hey! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-20-07, 08:29 AM | …Sarah laid an egg… Silver: I should be so lucky. :mad: |
| Papermonday12-20-07, 02:11 PM | Lemon lands on the deck of the Forgotten Freedom in a rain feathers. Lemon: I'm back mum! Brickson: The doctor told me to do this. Lemon: Do what? Brickson: Syringe. *insert overly large needle* *Insert stabbing sounds* *Insert horrified screams* Lemon: :gah: :hides: Brickson: The doctor told me to. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-20-07, 03:26 PM | Brickson: The doctor told me to. Camera pans over to see Kanatash wearing a white lab coat. |
| rampant12-20-07, 05:13 PM | Maladren - Dashing the snow In a patch wo~rk airship Raise the flag up high Looting all the way Bells on cat tails ring Watch the squirrels attack *points to Micheal* Please kill this ding-a-ling Whose riding on my back? Poppy - *waves hi* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-20-07, 05:41 PM | OOcat (in faux announcer voice): Whoa, folks, it looks like we've got an impropdu Crazy Bowl here, and Kanatash is dropping fast. Can he pull off a comeback or will he be reduced to just being a transparent guy with a "lemony freshness" bit? |
| Crystalforged12-20-07, 07:33 PM | Almost certainly the latter. I ran out ideas on this thread a long time ago and more or less migrated completely to the Shadow's over Cyre thread. Kanatash is about as dead to me as my faith in humanity. |
| DungeonJman12-20-07, 07:51 PM | Evil DungeonJ: Can i kill him then? Pleassssssssssse... :bigeyes: OODungeonJ: Gah! No cute evil! Besides, he's got about 2-3 times as many levels as you *whisper* Ok, maybe he could do it, but i'm certainly not gonna let him...that might tip me on the dark side path very heavily... Evil DungeonJ: *cough* stage whisper *cough* OODungeonJ: NETA!!! Good DungeonJ: *hits him over the head for saying the word "Neta"* |
| gordonml12-20-07, 08:43 PM | OOC(even though I don't have one): how the heck do i get in to this? |
| demonfey0212-20-07, 08:50 PM | OODF: Either like this, or make a character, probably of low epic levels (as in 20 to 30), though lower is allowed. Don't worry about disrupting anything, because everything's generally flexible, just feel free to jump in. |
| DungeonJman12-20-07, 08:51 PM | You don't, you just post something funny...but it better be crazy and it better be good... Although you should get around to making a character, i didn't, and that's only because i put myself in as a substitute, and even then i'm not funny... |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-20-07, 09:23 PM | OOC: Well, you can start by checking out the Forgotten Freedom Wiki Page (http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/Forgotten_Freedom:Main_Page). It's only partially up to date, and there are plenty of characters we don't use anymore, but it's a start. For a quick example of the kinds of things that go on here, I've compiled a short list of characters as a highlight: Sarah Hopeforge: Puppy girl Native Outsider. Flies into Berzerk rages whenever she feels like it, which is often. When she doesn't need to be serious, she spends much of her time in a feral state, and actually acts like a very excitable Puppy. Is also Lilly's Familiar. Her favorite things are Tirmek, Chew Toys Random Ninjas, Tirmek, Snausages, Tirmek, beating the ever loving crap out of anyone foolish enough to challenge her, and Tirmek. Nina and Deis Branford: Twins that are effectively polar opposites. Nina is absurdly good and sweet and loves to help/heal people, but is a bit frustrated in the best way to go about it. Deis is vile, cruel, and delights in the needless pain and suffering of others. She also has an affinity for using Tentacle spells on others whenever the fancy strikes her. Tirmek D'Tharmis: Half-Rakshasa from an alternate Eberron, though good (just not nice. There's a difference). Poor boy has the triple problems of Sarah's enthusiasm toward him, his heritage, and 90% of the BBEGs from his world having some kind of plan for his future. Hates Lilly. Lilly Galan: Resident Badly Played Spoony Paladin (tries to kill anything he deems Evil) and Magic User with only one spell (the 9th level Dragonslave). Tends to go on psychotic rampages, use flawed logic to reach a barely comprehensible conclusion that seems to end up working to everyone's benefit. Hates Tirmek. Captain Jarlot: Drunkard of a Captain of the floating Insane Asylum/Ship/Island called the Forgotten Freedom. Never gets alcohol poisoning no matter how much he drinks, and tends to become a semi-competant Evil Overlord when sober. He's basically a big Cloud Strife analogue on the battlefield as well, complete with use of Limit Breaks. Rose Galan: First Mate and Spoony Bard. Can literally convince you that selling your soul to him in exchange for a bag of pretzels is a great bargain, but is otherwise useless. Rose: HEY! Also acts as the Link analogue. Satnak D'Borisheel: Deicide. Destroyer of Worlds. B*tch. Teacher. Mother of three (soon to be four). Yes. She's that scary. |
| Paulon12-20-07, 09:50 PM | Rose Galan: First Mate and Spoony Bard. Can literally convince you that selling your soul to him in exchange for a bag of pretzels is a great bargain, but is otherwise useless. Rose: HEY! Also acts as the Link analogue. *has a vision of Rose as Lancelot Link* OOPaulon: Visions? Nah. Reality is much more fun. Rose: Hey, where did all this hair come from? http://www.70slivekidvid.com/lancelot/lancel2.jpg |
| demonfey0212-21-07, 12:18 AM | Ilt: Just remember, if your character's a redshirt, expect them to suffer. OODF: Like this! A swarm of winged squid pirahnas pop out of nowhere, and begin chasing him. Ilt: Where's Xiath when you need her? *CHOMP* Ilt: Oh. And ow, my knee. Mind eating the fishies? Xiath: FISHIES! Squid pirahnas: :eek: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-21-07, 08:07 AM | OOC: A note on three characters: Silver: A slightly androgenous female in the form of an elf-like humanoid and wearing shiny silver clothes. Purpose: embodiment and cause of all that is :pile: (wink-wink, nudge-nudge, saynomore). 13: Small black fox. Has no gender. Purpose: in charge of universal annoyances. Bunny: Small black rabbit. Purpose: death. These three characters are more like forces of nature, and as such you cannot actually affect them, only make them annoyed. |
| gordonml12-21-07, 10:11 AM | Shadewing: YAAAAAA! A giant knife slams into a redcoat's head Shadewing takes out another knife and keeps on stabbing him*screams of pain and squelching noises* Shadewing: He dead yet? *looks at bloody mess* Nope, still breathing. Symbol of pain. OOGordonml: what the...ya know what...I'm not even going to ask. Shadewing: PSEUDODRAGON IN THE FACE! redcoat: wait, what? *insert thrown pseudodragon and muffled screaming sounds* OOGordonml: No comment. *********** Shadewing is a draco starstepper(black), an odd race of small dragons that walk on air instead of flying, and a lich. They have bladed wings. Is a ninja with magic (mainly utilizing bones/darkness) Normally speaks in a creepy montotone. Is calm but if annoyed will attempt to kill everyone within a mile of him(13 don't even try). Has a psuedodragon dragon shaman(black) called acidwing. Can be *slightly* insane sometimes. |
| rampant12-21-07, 12:28 PM | 13 - slightly? Kanatash get your ghost butt in here and finish the job. |
| demonfey0212-21-07, 01:45 PM | Ilt: OW! My face! And it's redshirt! Shadewing: How are you not dead yet? Ilt: It's called rageclaws. Also, I'd be running, if I were you. Shadewing: Why? Sarah: CHEW TOY! Ilt: She has a taste for ninjas. Shadewing: :OMG! |
| ratslinky12-21-07, 06:47 PM | *As Shadewing begins to run Sarah jumps right over him and begins chewing a random ninja.* Gaz: Actually she only likes random ninjas. The named ones lose all their taste she says. |
| gordonml12-21-07, 07:50 PM | Shadewing::OMG! :rofl: |
| Charles Phipps12-21-07, 08:05 PM | http://www.arolosweyr.co.uk/perncards/Christmas/tree.jpg http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d93/evenstar15/christmas-fma.jpg HAPPY DOL DORNMASS FROM ALL THE FORGOTTEN FREEDOM GANG |
| demonfey0212-21-07, 08:08 PM | Ilt: Aw, he came pre-cracked. Gaz: Alright, people, we want to drive him mad, we need to break out the stronger material. |
| Charles Phipps12-21-07, 08:35 PM | Lilly: *puts on Ninja gear* *sneak* *sneak* *sneak* Dalek: HALT! IDENTIFY YOUR...GURK! *Elina slits the Dalek from behind with a lightsaber after hanging upside down like Solid Snake* Elina: I don't know why we need to do this to get close to the Dornmas tree. Lilly: :shifty: *Lilly removes a pair of nice fuzzy gloves and places them under the tree* *The gloves are marked with a card that says 'For Tirmek'* |
| gordonml12-21-07, 09:16 PM | Shadewing: Great. I'm in a gift box adressed to Sarah. With a box of miniatures that says "random ninja pack". How do I get myself into this stuff? *Tries to burn the gift box and tries to cut his way out* Shadewing: Ok I know I'm stuck until dornmas. *gets shaken in Sarah's effort to find out what's in the box* Shadewing: And now I feel like I'm going to barf. |
| rampant12-21-07, 10:25 PM | Its that time of year again folks: Kithle - Dol Dornmas tree Dol Dornmas Tree So many needles itchy! Chalky - Silent night Bloody night all is calm all is right Round yon gory buffet and art It's not done but it's a true start Bleed in agony meat Bleed in agony meat |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-22-07, 07:44 AM | Kanatash: I'm rapidly loosing crazy points to everyone else on the ship. :weep: I've been abandoned. I no longer have any reason to live! Caralot: :rolleyes: Well that's what you get for having an Insane schtick in a zone of pure crazy. I think you just need to reinvent yourself. Kanatash: :blink: Did you………………did you just tell me that I'm having a mid-life crisis? Caralot: Not in so many words, but yes. |
| Papermonday12-22-07, 12:40 PM | *Stab* Lemon: I said stop it!! I'm fine, geez. Brickson: The doctor told me that you would try to confuse me with words. *Stab* *Shriek* Lemon: Guys, I know we haven't seen eye to eye before mostly because you ignore redshirts, but COULD YOU GET THE CRAZY NURSE OF ME?!! If not, then something to drink will do. |
| Charles Phipps12-22-07, 08:47 PM | http://www.egscomics.com/comics/egs20040113.gif Rose's sister and a Squirrel Girl. |
| gordonml12-23-07, 09:39 AM | The nurse flies up, then falls on the syringe, causing more pain. the syringe goes flying and hits someone with a squelch. Shadewing: I got out! OOGordonml:...I don't want to know how you did that, do I? |
| demonfey0212-23-07, 11:30 AM | Ilt: Of course, it didn't do much to the nurse, considering he's a warforged lich and all... Shadewing: :uh-huh: Warforged...lich... Ilt: Yeah, I know. I helped with the project to see what would happen. |
| Papermonday12-23-07, 11:53 AM | Lemon gets up and brushes off the remaining feathers Lemon: For the record, it didn't work. Don't tell Bricky though, he gets...upset:shifty: Brickson: Undeath changed me. Lemon: So, anyone wanna grow a beer and forget past adventures? I'm feeling giddy, that's never a good sign. |
| demonfey0212-23-07, 11:58 AM | Ilt: We're actually getting ready for an invasion...and seeing if we can't drive Tirmek's half sister nuts from being here. Probably why you got recalled. Lemon: You mean Xiath? Ilt: No, the cat side. His dead dad's side. Lemon: ...Where did my shoes go? Brickson, go find my goose shoes! |
| gordonml12-24-07, 08:22 AM | Shadewing: Hmm. *targets brickson* Cure critical wounds and Heat metal. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-24-07, 09:50 PM | Caralot: Hello? Entity? OOC: ………………………… Carlot: I was just coming to ask if— OOC: No requests may be made at this time. We care currently on strike as a show of support for our sibling-types in the Screenwriters' Guild of America. Caralot: ………………………………What does that have to do with this thread? 13: Let me guess: it's just an excuse not to have to come up with the next Schrodigg-Oh. OOC: Just because we are you does not mean you know us. 13: Right. I'm going to go see if there's a god of Motivation out there. ************* http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol169.jpg |
| Charles Phipps12-24-07, 10:33 PM | http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f350/Willowhugger/irreg1793.jpg MERRY DOL DORNMAS! |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-24-07, 10:56 PM | Sarah: KITTY! God of Motivation: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! Sarah: Oh, don't worry. I want the Wand of Motivation. GoM: What? No! I need this to do my job. Sarah: It's either you let me borrow it, or I start snuggling. ----- OOKaizer: *humming happily to self* I wonder what I should do next in Shadows over Cyre... Sarah: BANZAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Bioshock's happy music and images of cute kittens appear on screen* The following images of unfathomably bloody and one-sided Creation on Creator violence have been censored by Uptight Noninteresting Citizens Of Online Limpidness. |
| Paulon12-25-07, 01:37 AM | OOPaulon: *peers behind the Censorship and winces* Is that supposed to go there? Sarah: :angelhide Yes! OOPaulon: My advice on what to do is to not create an alt-Sarah. One's quite enough. Sarah: *growls* :fight!: OOPaulon: Eeep! *runs like hell* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-25-07, 07:58 AM | OOPaulon: My advice on what to do is to not create an alt-Sarah.…… 13: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Papermonday12-25-07, 09:29 AM | Brickson: No don't do it I will miss you. Lemon: You don't understand, I have to get out of here, they are trying to kill me!! The camera pans out to show Lemon standing at the edge of the Forgotten Freedom, dressed in his usual tattered shirt and a pair of seagulls strapped to his boots. Brickson is standing besides him. Brickson: Think about the children. Lemon: FAREWELL CRUEL BOAT!! As Lemon is about to let himself go, something goes zing! and Brickson straightens his back in surprise. Lemon: Eh? Brickson: That tickles. Lemon: Ehh Bricky, you're turning red! Brickson: Evil is red. |
| rampant12-25-07, 02:10 PM | Dol Dornmas lists Satnak 1. A sleep effect that works on constructs 2. Teiza to stop trying to eat the reindeer 3. A :censored: :censored: to :censored: Serene Serene 1. A :censored: :censored: to :censored: Satnak 2. A darksteel paddle 3. Teiza to stop selling tickets to the Nina and Deis fights. Tirmek 1. To find Sarah 2. To watch Lily suffer 3. To find the Knightmare Prince Trigger and remove it. Nither 1. World Domination! 2. To hurt Aoa 3. Finish this damned info mission already Kithle 1. Nothing good 2. Mayhem 3. Cinnamon cookies (taste just like brains) Chalky 1. A race of humanoids who bleed more than one color 2. And come in multiple flavors 3. A new charcoal kit Dorvos 1. To grow broad enough shoulders I can shop in the men's clothing store 2. For Grammy stonechewer to stop sending me dresses 3. To keep my gender identity Corre 1. A Decent parrying blade (stupid adamantine broad daggers not taking 20 hits from Teiza's axe) 2. Armor that doesn't go out of fashion in 3 weeks (something black or blue?) 3. Teiza to stop taking everything I do as a challenge Teiza 1. To kick Corre and Dorvos's butts 2. To master shadow power to a point beyond the power of the suferot 3. ... That no one finds out about my stash of magical girl anime Embryo 1. To be born already! 2. See above 3. A name would be nice |
| Paulon12-25-07, 02:24 PM | Dol Dornmas lists Teiza 1. To kick Teiza and Dorvos's butts Doesn't her leg stretch that far? 3. ... That no one finds out about my stash of magical girl anime Maybe she shouldn't mention it where the EBNEs can find out about it... :evillaugh |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-25-07, 03:44 PM | Dol Dornmas Wish List Elina - 1.) For my Entity to not be such a bastard ... ... or, more realistically, a full collection of KH Yaoi manga 2.) For this GODS DAMN SEVENTH SEAL TO BREAK! 3.) For Lilly and Tirmek to stop trying to kill each other OOKaizer: Would it be possible to combine 1b and 3? :angelhide *MAIM* OOKaizer: Ow. Sarah - 1.) To finally be able to :censored: Tirmek in the :censored: with my :censored: while :censored: and :censored:. Tirmek: Run away! 2.) For my Owner and my Kitty to stop fighting so Dol Arrah and I can have fresh inspiration for our fanfics OOKaizer: Good doggy. *tosses milkbone* Sarah: Ruff! *wag* 3.) For my chew toys to not stop struggling half way though my devouring of them Nina - 1.) For everyone to realize that Evil is bad and not to do it 2.) For Teiza to stop convincing Deis to attack me and then charge admission 3.) For the world to be made of LOVE AND PEACE! Deis - 1.) For everyone to realize that resistance is futile and to bend over before me...as my Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion do their thing OOKaizer: You frighten me more than most of my badguys... Deis: What? It's fun! 2.) For Nina to quit it with the goody two-shoes schtik and stop messing with my mojo 3.) For Vlad to quit it with the "Ultimate Plans of World Domination With the One Flaw That Will Bring It All Crashing Down™" and start with just the "Ultimate Plans of World Domination" part before I'm forced to eat him Scias - 1.) For Teiza to not be so mean to Chi and Chu 2.) For all three of them to stop being so possessive 3.) To finally be able to control what, when, and why I steal things Momo - 1.) For Auntie Serene to stop taking away my Doomsday Devices, like that one I made from baking soda, paper mache, and Redshirt leftovers 2.) To figure out what I did wrong with Chi's soundcard 3.) To figure out why I feel wierd when Schrodie-kun or Teiza are in close proximity Terra and Lisa - 1.) For our Entity to stop being such a bastard 2.) To not be used as an excuse for genocide by the converts to the White Flame OOKaizer: :rolleyes: Fat chance of that. Lisa: *sigh* We're allowed to dream, aren't we? 3.) For our kids to live happily OOKaizer: :shifty: Terra: :nonono: Looks like #1's not going to happen either. Demon and Angel Chocobos - 1.) For our family trees to be allowed to fork 2.) To stop being fed to Teiza 3.) For everyone to stop killing the nice Mr. Bird Guy in the Red Shirt. Organization XIII ripoff - 1.) For the Entity to get off his lazy ass and start our plot already! 2.) See above 3.) Ditto |
| Papermonday12-25-07, 03:49 PM | Lemon's wishlist 1, Don't hurt me. 2, If that's not possible, then make the pain go away? 3, A merciful death? 4, Not torture? 5, Not with the thing that goes there and make you scream like that? Brickson's wishlist 1, Death made me realize the folly of materialistically induced happiness. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-25-07, 04:41 PM | Caralot 3) For a tiefling and a dragonborn, so I can get started early on my 4E set. 2) To see Tirmek and Sarah's get over themselves and start the experiment. 1) For my Kanny-[section deleted due to the danger of excessive sap] to get his groove back. Chu 3) Chu. 2) Chu! 1) CHU! Erk 3) For Saberiel to find herself a good piece of :censored: so she'll stop moping around. 2) For my entity to work in Dandelion, because she's not gone. 1) I'm actually a Bhuddist. Momo - 3.) To figure out why I feel wierd when Schrodie-kun or Teiza are in close proximity Silver: Hmmmmm. :plotting: Silver 3) Nither. :evillaugh 2) For Tirmek and Sarah to finally :pile: so I can figure out what a cat/dog looks like. 1) Peace and………………y'know what, skip to the love. 13 3) For someone to work the ship's mail room into a joke. 2) [number 2 has been intentionally left blank to annoy you] 1) Fresh meat. :devil: Bunny 1) Not to have to check my list more that once. |
| rampant12-25-07, 04:42 PM | Ketty 1. Xiath to stop chewing on my favorite chair 2. Feal'thas to build up more stamina 3. A fuzzy bathrobe Xiath 1. CHEWY! 2. A new whetstone for my double scimitar 3. Preferably one that doesn't smell like vanilla *burp* Maladren 1. My prince to come to his senses 2. To rip out Nither's throat with my claws 3. Poppy to stop calling me Mommy Death Paper 1. Birdfeeders 2. More screen time 3. Would a prestidigitation (cleaning) be too much to ask? Someone used me as liner in a chocobo cage Hyrd 1. Ivy 2. Edible underwear 3. Ivy in a box |
| demonfey0212-25-07, 10:21 PM | Ilt: Aw, thanks, chocobos. Here's a gift. Chocobos: Wark. :D They get a lot of birdseed. Chocobos: :D Ilt's Dol Dornmas list: 1. To find my cat. 2. To steal a ship of my own... OODF: Not wishing for a chance to live? Ilt: Would there be a point? OODF: Not really. *reads lists* Ilt: Didn't two already happen, Elina? Elina: Huh? Ilt: You know, the wishes thing. You wished for your final seal to break, and you lost all control you had over your form and became a giant puddle. Elina: Hm... Kenku: Mrow! He lands on Ilt's head. Ilt: Kenku! Where've you been? *Squirrel city* Captain: Why do all the kittens have wings? Again? *Back to deck* Kenku: *sly cat grin* Ilt: I still didn't know ocelots and house cats could reproduce together... |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-25-07, 10:34 PM | Ilt: You know, the wishes thing. You wished for your final seal to break, and you lost all control you had over your form and became a giant puddle. Elina: Hm...Elina: That was cause it was only mine that broke. Mine and Sarah's are intertwined, so when only one broke, it caused my powers to go wild. Mom put a temporary fix on me, then once Khyber was resealed, the wish was broken and things went back to normal. Ilt: You're kidding, right? What's it supposed to be sealing anyway? Elina: Only he knows *points at OOKaizer* , and I'm not entirely convinced he's thought it out. :rolleyes: OOKaizer: :angel: What ever would give you that idea? Elina: :bored: The fact that you create 3/4ths of your abuse towards us on the fly. OOKaizer: LIES! It's only half of it! Ilt: There are times I wonder if being Uber or a main character are really worth the trouble... |
| Paulon12-25-07, 10:45 PM | Caer: Being stuck in limbo without any airtime beats being a major character hands down. It's better than being a redshirt too. *grins at Ilt* OOPaulon: So I'm having more fun over in that other Eberron. Its not as if that horrible little scheme of Squishy is going to bite you out of the blue is it? Caer: If its what I think it is... If he's smart Squishy is going to regret ever thinking of it when he tries it on. And if he isn't he's going to really regret it once he finally catches on to the real dangers in my response. :evillaugh Ilt: Aren't you supposed to be nicer than the kinds of people who laugh like that? Caer: :angel: It's a special occasion. |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-25-07, 11:42 PM | Dol Dornmas; Forgotten Freedom Style. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVZczLuoJoU) |
| gordonml12-26-07, 08:36 PM | OOC: OOC: wow, kaiser you play kingdom hearts? Shadewing: knife. OOGordonml: Oh fu-*splurch* OoOoOoOwW And now my other random caudice(blockhead): Dark Jester! Dark Jester: God...I was wondering when this guy would intro me. Dark Jester ********** CN magical sword using jester. That has a lot of skulls as baubles. 'nuff said |
| Paulon12-26-07, 09:02 PM | OOPaulon: Shouldn't that be Splurch-o-mat? ;) |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-26-07, 09:12 PM | OOC: OOC: wow, kaiser you play kingdom hearts?OOC: Very much so. :D First KH was pretty good. As for KHII... Oh HELL yes. When KHIII comes out around 2010-11, I will be one happy gamer. |
| DungeonJman12-26-07, 09:17 PM | List (Although an EBNE, and the fact i don't celebrate Dol Dornmas or its real world equivalent, and the fact that it's been over for a day) 1: To actually be funny for a consistent period of time 2: To make a long range plot that people actually like 3: To have a character that lasts for more than 5 days ????: I'm here to fulfill that last one. OODungeonJ: What the... *is looking at a wizard with a black and white outfit that looks like its been made in binary* Let me guess, you're a mathemagician, right? Mathemagician: Curse you! OODungeonJ: How can someone like you exist on a ship like this? *Mathemagician casts a spell, and then pulls out a red 3, which is then thrown at DungeonJ* Oh what's that gonna... *FIREBALL* Mathemagician: Just because it's based on laws doesn't mean that it has to make sense! _____________________________ Mathemagician Neutral tending towards Chaotic Neutral Lvl X+1 Wizard, where X= the number of levels needed for the necessary gag. A wizard who uses math to produce magical effects the same way that a normal wizard uses spell components, somatic gestures, verbal components, etc...the answer to the problem appears before the spell effect occurs. Irrational numbers result in metamagic, Imaginary numbers result in wild magic... Oh, and the guy himself is pretty loopy too, although bright, and sane enough to carry on a conversation with, though still a smart-aleck. However he recognizes that some people on the ship are smarter than him, and doesn't try to annoy them... |
| rampant12-27-07, 11:30 AM | Tirmek - Sarah! There you are! I've been wondering about a few things, Where have you Been? I've searched this ship 3 times over! Could you please look these gloves over? I'm pretty sure Elina made sure Lily didn't put anything too nasty in them, but you have a better nose for traps than anyone. Finally who is this strange rakshasa and why hasn't Maladren mauled her yet? |
| demonfey0212-27-07, 01:22 PM | 13: Squirrels? A small line of them form up and begin a drum roll. Nither: Hello little brother! She gives Tirmek a big hug. Tirmek: :OMG! |
| Charles Phipps12-27-07, 05:06 PM | Lilly's New Years Resolutions 1. To continue another year of destroying Evil. 2. To continue lovin' Racoon Girls. 3. To play fetch more with Sarah. 4. To be more merciful... 5. In my executions. 6. To learn a SECOND spell. 7. To march in the Evil Overlord's Pride Parade with my brother. 8. To find the Philosopher's Stone....again. 9. To get my own video game spinoff. 10. Don't let anyone find out about my Tirmek Plushie. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw12-27-07, 07:51 PM | 13: :thinks:……………:lightbulb……………………:devil: Hey Silver. Silver: Yeah. The little fox whispers in her ear. Silver: :D Ooooooooo! Me like. Both :evillaugh |
| DungeonJman12-27-07, 09:51 PM | *the Mathemagician presents DungeonJ with a bunch of pipes* Mathemagician: According to my calculations, we can use these for communications and virtual simulations, and calculations that would otherwise waste magic potential! OODungeonJ: With just those? That's impossible, all that you're holding is a series of tub.. *hits the Mathemagician over the head* |
| gordonml12-28-07, 02:02 PM | OOC: Don't forget kingdom hearts: final mix and Kingdom Hearts II: final mix + Shadewing: Oh and Sarah...you never got your random ninja pack Dark Jester: Here ya go. *gives sarah the box* |
| Papermonday12-29-07, 08:49 AM | Lemon: Hey, anyone else want fried eggs? Lemon is currently standing besides a glowing Brickson, with a frying pan in one hand and a seagull in the other. Lemon: It's "not" eggs from a seagull, promise. Anyone interested in chicken by the way? |
| gordonml12-30-07, 11:39 AM | Dark Jester, Shadewing and OOGordonml:WHY is brickson glowing and WHERE did you get that chicken and-*Shadewing stabs Dark Jester*ARGH!!!!! |
| Ultimatecalibur12-30-07, 12:49 PM | OOC: I have started a "Chaotic Fiction" FAQ and Etiquette Guide in order to introduce people to our brand of Play by Post. If anyone can think of any questions to ask or comments to make please do so in the thread. |
| rampant12-30-07, 08:01 PM | New Years resolutions: Serene 1. Complete another volume of Silver's book 2. Maim the creepy space bender 3. Finish the damned sub-plot 4. Have the kid already Satnak 1. Help Serene complete a volume of Silver's book 2. Kill creepy space bender 3. Finish the bloody sub-plot 4. ... Poor sucker is pretty safe there... Teiza 1. Surpass the suferot in shadow power 2. Surpass Dorvos 3. Surpass Corre 4. Hurt Schroedigger 5. Hurt Chu 6. Hurt Chi 7. Silence any who might reveal the existance of my magical girl anime stash OORampant - :hides: Corre 1. Learn to use more weapons. 2. Keep Teiza from killing me. 3. Get more character developement 5. Get Nina to do my hair more often 6. Do Nina and Deis's hair more often 7. Kill the little fart who stole the lovely Dol Dornmas gown before I could buy it. Deis - :hides: :D Dorvos 1. Find an instrument I can use while training (do they make one-handed pipes?) 2. Keep ahead of Teiza 3. Learn More songs 4. Be less oversensitive about people who think I'm a girl 5. Figure out how to keep people from thinking I'm a girl 6. Stop Obsessing about people thinking I'm a girl 7. I'm not a girl! Tirmek 1. Discover the secret of the Knightmare seed 2. Remove its threat 3. Survive Sarah afterwards 4. Try to avoid bearing a litter of Kuppies until I graduate and get a job 5. Escape doom hug from long lost relative 6. Develope a Protection from Nuggies power 7. KILL LILY! Ketty 1. Don't Bother me Feal'thas 1. ...so....drained 2. Oh gods... She's back Hyrd 1. Make Plushies 2. Make sure Ivy never able to sit down Death Paper 1. GEt more screen time Kithle 1. :evillaugh: Chalky 1. Frescos 2. Perfect narrator in Maple Pepper stew recipe Maladren 1. Kill Nither 2. Get Tirmek to start acting like a proper prince 3. First step kill this monogamy thing, it's unseemly for a leader even if he is male |
| rampant12-31-07, 02:43 PM | After a long plot exposition detailing Nither's adventures posing as a long lost cousin when in reality she is tirmek's half sister (poor kid is catching it from both sides) and the devilishly cunning plots that maintained that fiction until recently. Tirmek - Gee that's great Now go away. Nither - WHAT! Tirmek - I don't want anything to do with you, I have no desire to become the Knightmare prince and I will not join you in any insidious plotting, I will not lead the Rakshasa into a golden age or some such non-sense, I want to study at the academy, earn a living as a mercenary/adventurer, and do depraved things with my girlfriend. Sarah - ARF! Nither - I'm torn, on the one paw I'm relieved to see you have no desire to interfere with my own plans. On the other I need the power of the Knightmare Seed, Whether willing or not. Tirmek - Seed? Nither - The pendant that was to be given to you upon your birth. I know you have it. It disappeared the day your mother did. I don't know how she found out about it, or how she slipped past my defenses. But I will have it. Tirmek - ... it's not me... Nither - WHAT! NO! You great git, even the best of the trigger seals couldn't contain the binding network that is the basis for the Knightmare Seed's power. Sarah - ... Tirmek - ... I'm gonna die |
| demonfey0212-31-07, 06:45 PM | Ilt: Gee, that's great. But considering the dramatic reveal of the source of the Knightmare Seed, and the fact that you, newbie girl, are allied with a :censored:, that probably means an impending attack from your friend, a Mister Aoa, in an attempt to wipe us all out. That is, if the Entities ever get to work on it...*mini glare* Oodf: Hey, I had you getting people ready weeks ago. Ilt: Fair enough. Sarah: So no :pile: yet? Tirmek: :hides: Thank you gods... Silver: You just destroyed a perfectly good chance...:headexplo Ilt: Uh...don't shoot the messenger? He looks at the look on Silver's face. Ilt: :hides: Move over, Tirmek! Tirmek: Find your own hiding spot! |
| Kaizer_Ryu12-31-07, 11:22 PM | New Year's Resolutions Elina 1. Graduate 2. Go on more dates with Lilly 3. Maim my Entity more often 4. Find way to separate disturbing mental imagery and useful advice from Silver's book 5. Use said advice on Lilly more often 6. Talk to Aline more Sarah 1. Smash Knightmare Seed thingy to tiny, tiny bits 2. Save my Kitty from bad people 3. Chase more Dragons 4. Graduate 5. Do depraved things with my Kitty 6. See above 7. Give the Random Ninjas a chance to recover a bit by eating only the sick, old and slow* 8. See # 5 * Yes, she knows that's all of them in comparison to her. It just sounds good when said this way Nina 1. Figure out how to use my essentia 2. Learn how to stop bad people without hurting them 3. Survive my entrance exams into Open Eye 4. Be more courageous Deis 1. Find new ways to corrupt/maim/kill things 2. Figure out if killing someone at the entrance exam for Open Eye is frowned upon 3. See if doing it anyway would hurt my chances of getting in 4. Eat more souls of the innocent Scias 1. Learn to control my thieving abilities 2. Survive the entrance exam 3. Survive Teiza Momo 1. Snuggle Schroedigger and scratch behind his fuzzy ears more 2. Mass produce my d3 and make millions before my tenth birthday 3. Lord the money over my siblings 4. Finally make SOMETHING Scias-proof |
| Charles Phipps01-01-08, 01:53 AM | New Years Sarah: Tirmek, I... *POOF* Sarah appears in the middle of a Pentagram of Dark Robed Magicians whom are chanting Latin. Surefot Cultist: We invoke thee Great Destroyer to smite our enemies! Go forth and slay them in our name! Sarah then leapt out of the circle and proceeded to eradicate all of the Cultist's enemies. *POOF* Sarah: *spits out leg* Dammit, I hate those Gate spells. *** Lilly's New Years Resolutions 1. Learn a second spell. 2. Get Sarah house-broken. 3. Get Tirmek to realize that as my familiar, it'll hurt Sarah if she's hurt. 4. Remember that killing Tirmek will hurt my familiar. 5. Keep knowledge of my Tirmek Plushie quiet. 6. Exceed my Uncle Gerard and dad Rose at Link imitation. 7. Rub Elina's tummy more. *** Now, for the secret you've all been dying to know... What are Sarah Snacks made of? Lilly: The answer is quite simple. Souls! OOCharles: :mymy: Lilly: Not just any souls but delicious teeth-whitening souls of BABIES! OOCharles: :OMG! Lilly: The innocence makes it good! OOCharles: Worst Paladin....EVAR! Lilly: Don't worry, they were NPCs, that pretty much excludes them from the category of real people. |
| Paulon01-01-08, 02:10 AM | OOPaulon: Hey Lily! Lily: Yes? OOPaulon: OOCharles is the DM of this thread, right? Lily: Well, I suppose so... OOPaulon: And the DM's characters are the NPCs right? Lily: That makes sense... OOPaulon: And he's YOUR EBNE... which makes you an NPC, and thus that pretty much excludes you from the category of real people. :P *sits back and watches the queue of people who want to kill the NPCs line up for a poke at Lily.* |
| DungeonJman01-01-08, 02:52 AM | Evil DungeonJ: *gets out a hockey mask and a chainsaw* Oh this is gonna be good... OODungeonJ: You know, since you're a figment of my imagination, and only appear in this world, you're technically an NPC too... Evil DungeonJ: Wait what... OODungeonJ: Primary Character Shields of Enemy are down, prepare to fire phasers! *takes out lighthammer and starts chasing Evil DungeonJ* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-01-08, 08:04 AM | Bunny: It's so nice to be real. :D Silver: And we are real because we exist in the real world. :D 13: You just can't see us. :devil: |
| Papermonday01-01-08, 08:19 AM | *sits back and watches the queue of people who want to kill the NPCs line up for a poke at Lily.* Lemon: I've waited on this moment for so long:weep: Brickson: I we are not real either. Only death is real. Lemon: Yeah! No wait:eek: . |
| rampant01-01-08, 02:06 PM | Dorvos - Ever feel like a secondary character? Corre - Got any twos? Death Paper - Go fish |
| demonfey0201-01-08, 02:37 PM | Ilt: We all fall to the wayside when they force Elina, Lily, Sarah, and Tirmek to the front. Just have to force your way to the front. You got any fours? Corre tosses a card over *THUNK* Corre: Oops... Ilt *Now with one eye*: ...Dammit. |
| DungeonJman01-01-08, 04:37 PM | Mickey Nine Fingers: Eyepatch or Symbiont? Say now, cause when Volrath gets to you, you're not gonna have a choice... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-01-08, 04:46 PM | Corre tosses a card over *THUNK* Corre: Oops... Ilt *Now with one eye*: ...Dammit. Bunny: DAMN HIT POINTS! :headexplo |
| demonfey0201-01-08, 04:54 PM | Ilt: The patch. *Hears Bunny* Ilt: Come on, at least I die once in a while! Why can't I get a light mauling occasionally? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-01-08, 04:56 PM | Bunny: But not permanently. :mad: |
| rampant01-01-08, 05:15 PM | Ilt - But this way you can experiment Corre Turns around, as her hair swirls the razor sharp crysteel strands tear Ilt's midsection into stroganoff. Corre - :confused: |
| DungeonJman01-01-08, 09:23 PM | *an explosion is heard, no one cares* Mathemagician: Aha! I've done it! DungeonJ: Blown something up... Mathemagician: Nah, that was Pholly again, i, on the other hand have created the ultimate snack! *holds out a 0* DungeonJ: This is stupider than the series of tubes... Mathemagician: I'm not kidding, it tastes great, is filling and has no calories! *glares at him* And if you want to lose weight anyway, there's a supplement... DungeonJ: Now that might be useful for some people...what is it? *Mathemagician holds up a minus sign* |
| Papermonday01-03-08, 10:00 AM | Brickson: I tested it. It tasted like poor ripoff of chocolate. I liked it. Lemon: Warforged can taste stuff:uh-huh:? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-04-08, 08:03 PM | ]Schrodigg-Oh![/U] Episode 3 At school the day after the shadow duel with Chanse…… Schrodigger: I've decided to accept Chanse's offer and travel to his private island— Momo: Wait…he has a private island? Where'd he get one of those? Schrodigger: Standard rule of villainy: A villain must always have a base that is a) on a remote island b) inside a volcano c) flying. It's unfortunate on our world the only sure form of justice is roving bands of heroes. Anyway, Chanse is holding a tournament where— Lilly: :teach: —you have to fight a series of mini-bosses, each of whom has a theme and a pattern of attacks that you can follow to learn their weak point, and each mini-boss you defeat give you one of the ten star chips that allow you to enter the final dungeon and face the boss. Hyrd: Lilly, that plot of video-game. Lilly: Sorry, something just went *ping* inside me. Schrodigger: He's not exactly wrong. I just have to face other duelists, not mini-bosses, and there won't be any dungeons. The boat leaves tonight at 9. Lilly: Vast cash prize here we come! :D Schrodigger: Hey, wait! You all can't come: you don't have invitations. They won't let you on the boat. Lilly: But you can't go on an adventure without the correct party roles. Momo: Party roles? Lilly: Hyrd is the Defender. Momo is the Leader. You're the Controller. And I'm the Striker. Schrodigger: But I'm the main character. I should be the leader. Lilly: It's the name of the party role. It means the one who casts support magic. You've got that psionic stuff, so you control the battlefield. Momo: Why is it always the female who has to be the support caster? Lilly: They aren't always just support casters. Ayla from Chrono Trigger: front-line fighter right there. Schrodigger: Aren't we forgetting a subplot? |
| rampant01-04-08, 09:01 PM | Tirmek - Sarah, calm down and let me have my shirt back. Sarah - Nope Tirmek - Can we at least take care of this in private. Sarah - ooooh yes lets Sarah drags off Tirmek Nither - ... :devil: I like her ------------------------------------ Hyrd - Hyrd artificer, hyrd not think artificer defender class |
| demonfey0201-04-08, 11:16 PM | Lily: Can you make armor? Hyrd: Yes. Lily: There you go. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-05-08, 09:50 AM | Lilly: Okay, I'll be the Defender. We can manage with two Leaders and no Striker. Momo: It's too bad we don't know anyone with massive arcane power. Kerrith/Bakura: Hello. Lilly: Yeah: the Walock is an arcane Striker. Kerrith: Dark elf with arcane power = stereotypical angsty warlock. Schrodigger: But there are only four main characters in this parody. Kerrith: What, did I cast greater invisibility? Hyrd: Hyrd see you. Kerrith: How come? Hyrd: Hyrd also second-string character who has been given minor role. At least Kerrith get cool necklace. Kerrith: Actually this thing is the worst excuse for a plot hook ever. |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-05-08, 11:13 AM | Kerrith: I'm a W-I-Z-A-R-D. You people don't even pay attention to what class I am! Momo: Did you guys hear something? Lilly: I think it's the wind. Kerrith: :mad: Screw you guys. I might not be a Boom Stick*, but I'm still a good buffer! * He gave up Evocation Momo: There it is again. Kerrith: :weep: Hyrd: Hyrd and Momo Artificers, but have different specializations. Hyrd make explosive plushies, so Hyrd Boom Stick. Momo: :cloud9: I can be the Hero's emotional support! :plotting: Everyone else: :uh-huh: Momo: :blink: ...I have no idea where that came from. Silver: :devil: Momo: What I meant to say was that I can do weapon and armor enchantments, so I can be the Buffer. Which will normally consist of casting a lot of stuff on Lilly and shoving him into a room full of enemies. Lilly: W00T! :dancin: Kerrith: But what about me? Momo: *rubs her ear* I think I need to get this whining noise checked out. Kerrith: You guys are such wankers! |
| rampant01-06-08, 12:26 AM | NIther - So when do you think Aoa is gonna SKWUGGAFOOM! Jam - INVASION OFF THE PORT BOW! BEWARE EXPLODING BADGERS! NIther - hmmm he's late usually he's a bit prompter... Ylil? --------------------------------- Ylil - *fending off a horde of mutant horrid cockroaches of legend with one hand while carrying a drink tray in the other* :weep: I'm just doing a drink run! I haven't done anything to deserve this.... :shifty: today anyway. |
| demonfey0201-06-08, 03:16 AM | Ilt: Congrats, newb. You get to see something that is getting rare. Nither: Newb? And what do I get to see? Ilt: Newbie. And what you get to see- They come to the gate of Terra's menagerie and garden. Ilt: -Is the Forgotten Freedom going to all out war. He releases the animals and plants, giving both instructions. They move out, as a fiendish half dragon branta in barding kneels down to let him on. *Elsewhere* Volrath: Well, there goes the alarm. Let's see what you kids have this time. Deis and Vlad: :devil: :devil: *Elsewhere...again* Tirmek: The alarm! Sarah: After. Tirmek: But- Sarah: AFTER. Tirmek: Yes'm. |
| DungeonJman01-06-08, 09:54 AM | Meanwhile.... ??? 1: Ok, so something is happening that's distracting the Forgotten Freedom, let's get to work. ??? 2: Idiot...the job's already been done, most of Boranal's sons and daughters are dead... ??? 1: Oh....so what are we doing now? ??? 2: Making sure every...i'm not going to spoil the plot, you know what we're doing... ??? 1: Wait, so isn't this a job too? ??? 2: *looks around* SHUT UP!!! Anyway, fake Swords of Liberty papers? ??? 1: Check. ??? 2: Fake Parliamentist papers? ??? 1: Check. ??? 2: Fake Royalist papers? ??? 1: Check. ??? 2: Our papers? ??? 1: Idiot...we don't have papers, we work for a secret organization bent on taking over the world...papers would defeat the point. ??? 2: Oh right...Anyway, let's go...and hope that we get some danged names soon... |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-06-08, 08:16 PM | OOcat: I would have thought Steve would have dissolved Parliament. Bunny: Literally. |
| demonfey0201-06-08, 08:51 PM | OODF: Well, he tried, but then one of them threw something shiny. Bunny: Damn you, shiny things. You thwart so many of my plans. |
| DungeonJman01-06-08, 10:58 PM | *At wherever the current location of King Steve (probably Wroat...which somehow seems to never blow up, unlike Sharn) *The two guys from the last post burst into King Steve's Throne Room* King Steve: How did you get past my guards! ??? 1: Those were Guards? ??? 2: All i saw was a fruit salad and two crates full of jelly beans... Steve: No matter, i will defeat you myself! ??? 1: Hey wait a minute, the log we got says that you couldn't fight to save your life... Steve: Oh really? ??? 2: Yes.... Steve: Hmmm.... *he then goes down and begins to beg* Please don't kill me, i'll give you anything! Rights to cut down the King's Forest for Mana, Free towels, 1,000 Oargev Bucks good for gambling at New Cyre, anything! ??? 2: No way Steve, this ends here and... *OODungeonJ is staring at him* ??? 1: What? OODungeonJ: This may be a long range plotline like Kaizer or Charles would do, but i need official confirmation before you can kill off a guy with a name, no matter how corrupt or morally bankrupt they may be. In addition, you both have to sign here, here, here and here on these forms, along with the Evil Mastermind. ??? 2: Hey wait a minute...these say that we forfeit all right to life as the pawns of a Evil Mastermind, i'm not signing this! OODungeonJ: Then i can't let you get along with the plot. ??? 2: Fine...razzle frazzle, no good plot laws... *both of them sign it with an X, the X of the Evil Mastermind instantly appears* OODungeonJ: Still gotta deliver the paperwork though, which means that YOU *points to King Steve* get a post reprieve. *vanishes* |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-06-08, 11:12 PM | Real King Steve: Ahhhh...such a lovely day. Peasants screaming the National Anthem under the melodic whistle of my Dark Lantern's whips, a fresh pair of Baby slippers, and best of all I remembered to leave a body double to keep all those nasty assassins away from regent Rodney, Duke of String during my vacation! OOC: Remember, Steve is bat-:censored: insane. He killed his own people casually during the Khyber-led insurrection. And Princess Sarah's actually competant. Like...match for the Forgotten Freedom competant. She just doesn't feel like it. |
| DungeonJman01-07-08, 07:45 AM | Ah crud...well, you have to admit it was a good body double. Insane without being over the deep insane...could've fooled anyone :shifty: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-07-08, 01:52 PM | OOcat: Oh, the problem is that too many people think insanity means that one cannot function in the universe. And they think this is because the insane understand the universe wrong. |
| rampant01-07-08, 03:05 PM | Tirmek - *closes door* ... Sarah - What's wrong? Tirmek - *turns* *takle hug* Sarah - Ok.... Normally this is my job Tirmek - :weep: I'm free, I'm free Sarah - ... Much as I'd like to proceed from this point, how can we trust her? Tirmek - She wants the amulet, she wants the power. She will do anything to get it. If she had even the slightest doubt it was some how keyed to me she'd have tried to rip me to pieces on the spot. Sarah - I'd have stopped her. Tirmek - ... Sarah, I can fight around you, it isn't easy, but i can do it. She has a mind that equals my own, and a body that isn't wracked with chakra burns along her back, she doesn't suffer from near-sightedness, and she has the resources and experience of a high level member of the Nightmare faction. I'm a school boy. She'd crush me. Sarah - ... Do the burns really alter that much? Tirmek - Of course! Chakra burns end most shapers eventually. One of the reasons the clans are almost the only incarnum users in my world. We're trained, we know better than to push it past a certain point. Sarah - and you threw it all away for me Tirmek - yeah....WHAT NO! If you blame yourself for one damned second I'll kick your cute fuzzy butt up and down the ship till Mabareen. I made a choice and I'd do it again. You are not responsible. That's what you do for friends you go too far. Sarah - Friends? Tirmek - I was EIGHT at the time! Sarah - So... Tirmek - Let's figure that out later. For now Kitty wants to be held. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Booom Scraggafram DIE! Attacking force of fierce and deadly monstrous armies - ... Is this a bad time? Defenders - *Continues to run around like chickens with their heads cut off causing more damage to the ship as the invaders, as they argue amongst themselves and deal with their own issue* Attacking force squad leader - I get the feeling we're not being taken seriously. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-07-08, 03:11 PM | Bunny: Whooo-hoooooo! Yeah! Go-go-go-go! :cheer: Nither: Which side are you rooting for? Bunny: Doesn't matter. As the god of Death, I win either way! :D |
| Charles Phipps01-07-08, 10:56 PM | Race track Lilly rides on past Tirmek on the back of Sarah with a saddle on her back and her mouth in a bit. Tirmek: :mad: LILLY! Lilly: What? You're not ready for the World Annual Surefot Races? Tirmek: The wha...? Lilly: Surefot racing! The greatest sport since Drownball. *** Last Years Drownball Tournament Sarah and Lilly float down alongside a dozen other stupid fools that slowly die before bobbing to the surface. Sarah and Lilly cross their arms at the bottom of the tank while staring at each other. Each waiting for the other to give up first. *** Tirmek: Ugh. Sarah: Arf! Lilly: That means she's confident we'll win. Tirmek: DO NOT TREAT MY GIRLFRIEND AS A MOUNT! Lilly: Don't be silly, Kitten is my Mount. Kitten: Okay Tirmek, I've got your saddle ready... Tirmek: :uh-huh: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-08-08, 01:53 PM | Kitten: Okay Tirmek, I've got your saddle ready... Silver: Kink-kehhhhhhhh. :D |
| Kale_Fangblade01-08-08, 05:24 PM | Alec watches from a safe distance as the battle takes place. Alec: I wasnt designed for battle, im merely a communications humonculus. Master is going to be really p*ssed that he missed yet another of the fights. There's a faint sound of tinkling crystal as a glowing blue Arcane Circle forms next to Alec. Alec could tell from the complex sigil arrangements that it was a Chronos Circle that contained a mix of Arcane and Eldritch energy. A figure appeared in the Circles centre, dressed in a battle damaged version of The Masters ( Sithis's) own armour. A frayed black hooded cloak covered fluttered out behind him as the Temporal winds stirred it. ???: Alec, Situation? Alec: Attackers have breached the security of the Forgotten Freedom. And managing to hold their own against the Defending forces Master. Sithis: Hm. Alec, activate Chronofeed. Alec: ... chrono-feed? i dont have a chronofeed Master. Sithis: damn, I havent updated you get have I? Im going to have to spindle the energy myself. Sithis held out one hand, palm up. The other hand blurred faster than any temporal acceleration Alec had seen his master do before. Once he was finished, a small transparent orb of energy floated just above his palm. looking through it seemed to distort the viewers vision, as if looking through a ball of water. The orb's surface rippled and stirred. As Sithis held it up then closing his hand over it, threw it towards a group of attackers. The Orb detonated, expanding out in a shimmering noiseless sphere... and then simply vanished. The attackers seemed unharmed ... just completely still as if they were unable to move. Alec's eyes widened as he watched the attackers rapidly age, quickly reducing to mere dust and bones. Sithis smiled from within his hood and slowly drew his curved silver blade. He made an arcane gesture with his free hand, and in a blurr vanished moving faster than any mortal should and into the fray. |
| DungeonJman01-09-08, 09:54 AM | And this kids, is a good example of why it is always good to mess with time, especially the greater space time continuum. And for more on that subject, let us bring an expert from the field. *grabs 13 and shoves it into a chair in a room with one blinking lightbulb* How has time travel affected you in any positive ways? 13: Well, i'd say that it really hasn... *throws it up into the lightbulb* Join us next time for an exciting, and hopefully longer look at Shadowmatter, living crystal, other crazy godmodding stuff, and maybe an interview with Satnak if i can get a team of redshirt interns working on a documentary as their final exam equivalent (Where else would you find people willing to risk their lives 200 times over....) |
| rampant01-09-08, 08:42 PM | Satnak - Ok girls this is what a real army fights like. Note the minotaur in front watch him. Nina - He's a healer, so cool! Deis - Big whup! lookit the orc he just took the head off 6 redshirts at once, though how he did that to the one that was 30ft away I didn't catch. Satnak - Ahhh the innocence of youth. Look again. The old minotaur touches an ogre-mage redshirt and the creature explodes from the inside out. Nina - :eek: Deis - ... That was so cool! Nina - But he's a healer Satnak - The healer's art teaches the anatomy of the body and mind in order to heal you must know, but with that knowlwdge comes the power to harm as much as help. This one walks the path between. He knows his cause and is willing to do what it takes to make his dreams a reality. From a more pragmatic stand point did you see the blue sparks? Nina - Yes Deis - Sorta Satnak - That was an Incarnum spell. While few bloodlines produce true meld-shapers there are many that can be trained to use essentia to enhance their existing power. This is what Nina is doing, Deis you are channeling into Homework, presumibly you could do the same with any symbionte to which you bond. Just something you girls need to think about until you get the hang of the shaping exercises. Girls - :embarrass Serene - (i.h.h. you act like it didn't take you two years to figure it) |
| DungeonJman01-09-08, 10:37 PM | Sadly, this once again proves that everything in my life can also be learned from Naruto, Star Wars, and The Black Magician Trilogy... All the other DungeonJ's, plus the Fragment of Eberron that still hangs around: -_- OODungeonJ: I meant their lives, their lives! Eberron: By the way, what happened to those guys that... OODungeonJ: Lousy plot idea...so i had them removed. *what happened* Mathemagician: Er...nice flunkies...good flunkies....*puts on spectacles* You wouldn't hurt a guy with glasses, would you? ??? 1: Yes, yes we would. Mathemagician: Uh...uh...uh... FORTY-TWO DIVIDED BY ZERO!!!! *the nameless flunkies get sucked up into an interdimensional rift* |
| demonfey0201-09-08, 11:15 PM | A few pebbles tap the minotaur on the head. It looks up. Ilt *braced between walls*: Hi. Mind holding that pose for a second? Minotaur: Hm? Ilt drops down, jamming his rapier into the flesh between neck and rib cage. Minotaur: Graaagh! Sonova- Ilt: Thanks. He manages to withdraw his blade from the minotaur's neck and stab with it twice more, one switching hands between rapier and cutlass before springing off as the minotaur swats at him, before healing his own wounds-though with less of a spark than before. Minotaur: ...Was that on purpose? Ilt: Yep. He then disappears. *further away* Nina: Poor minotaur... Deis: Why did it seem that his power was diminished after the attacks? Satnak: Good question. If you looked closely, you could tell the attacks were all with a wounding weapon, draining the life force. Since incarnum is life force, what he did was a double threat to melders-draining health and draining power. |
| rampant01-09-08, 11:27 PM | 1 Tactical point :fight!: for demonfey |
| Papermonday01-10-08, 01:17 PM | Brickson stands besides a pile of redshirt corpses, watching the fight in apathy. Brickson: Big guys are dead. The pile of corpses: NOT SO LOUD! EEEP, now I was loud!! Look what you made me do! |
| rampant01-11-08, 01:10 AM | Xiath - Chewy! Mr. Suckie - Oh ****! Xiath - Weeeeeeeee Painful mauling that ends with a plucked Mr. suckie running for the hills desperately using his pink, now featherless wings to cover himself. Gaz - I could have lived my entire life without seeing that. Sithis - ... Consider yourself lucky you got to see it in real time and not slow-time. :twitch: |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-11-08, 01:43 AM | Sarah: All right, boys! Let's DO THIS! *takes deep breath* Tirmek: Oh gods, n-! The camera pans WAY out until the Forgotten Freedom fills only about 1/3 of the screen (which is really far at this point). Sarah: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- ROOOOOOOOYYYYY!!!!!!! *another deep breath* JEEEEEENNKIIIIIII- NNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! |
| demonfey0201-11-08, 02:10 AM | A large portion of the enemy army gets drenched in honey mustard. Xiath: CHEWY!!!!! Army: :gah: *Elsewhere on the ship* Ilt has been fighting the minotaur, some exploded spots and gore wounds on his flesh, some stab wounds in the minotaur, when they hear the bellow. It stops the two mid combat, with the bird swatting away the minotaur's hand with a cutlass and tail, growing from a belt. Ilt: Aw, no... Minotaur: What was that? Ilt: The end to the first fight I've had on this ship which seemed relatively even. And it was just getting interesting too... Minotaur: Oh? Why do you say that? Ilt: Main characters are getting involved now, and that one is nearing uber, as is her mate... *Elsewhere* Corre's fighting crowds effortlessly, dancing through, when one of them spins into her area, which she avoids. Corre: Hey! You ruined my foxtrot lesson for these guys! Her foe slows, to reveal: http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/ToMagic_Gallery/96070.jpg Corre: Huh...what're you? Deadly dancer: *weird dance* Corre: Matenoa, the deadly dancer? Matenoa: *nod* Corre: Interesting... Matenoa CN Deadly dancer fighter 1/swordsage 15/warblade 5 I've just wanted to use one of these for a while, and the enemy army can't be completely mooks... |
| ratslinky01-11-08, 03:33 AM | and the enemy army can't be completely mooks... OOC: Yes they can. |
| DungeonJman01-11-08, 12:46 PM | Somehow i get the Safety Dance stuck in my head... Eberron: How in my name does that have any relevance to the situation? OODungeonJ: How in your name are you still in my head without getting 4000 volts pumped into you... Eberron: Shutting up! |
| demonfey0201-11-08, 10:41 PM | OOC: Yes they can. Okay, let me put that a different way. They can't all be nameless mooks if it wants to be interesting. |
| ratslinky01-11-08, 10:55 PM | OOC: The Siege of Helms Deep was pretty good and the baddies were all mooks in that. Then there's the Siege of Minas-Tirith which was almost all mooks. |
| demonfey0201-11-08, 11:05 PM | There're a couple differences between them and FF sieges, though. Primarily, FF sieges tend to be rather common, and in FF sieges, when main characters get involved, the only chance an opposing army has anymore is in a few named mooks. Also, you tell me when I'll get a better chance to use a creature I've wanted to use since its creation with such an easy way to introduce and, in the same situation, dispose of if it doesn't turn out to be what I was expecting? |
| rampant01-12-08, 02:18 AM | Teiza is ripping through goons at her usual reckless best. Orc with big damned falchion - The battle field is no place for little girls. Teiza - Listen big green and sword-happy, I'm the one who says that kinda stuff. So back off while Rip eats your throat. Orc - What? Teiza - CATDOKEN! Rip - MEOW! (DEATH FROM ABOVE!) |
| DungeonJman01-12-08, 10:47 PM | Eberron: Listen, i didn't rematerialize for kicks, i'm not giving up... OODungeonJ: I do NOT need more voices in my head, i'm crazy enough as it is. And didn't i remove you from my head about twice before. Eberron: You think that just because you're an EBNE, you can get away from the "Chosen of _____" bit? You haven't nearly gone through as much annoyance as Elina has, or are as out of your loop as Lilly, so i'm darned well stayyy.... *is forcefully expelled into the opposing army* OODungeonJ: So, what's the punchline of this... *Teiza points at the expelled dragon then says to OODungeonJ* Teiza: Hah, i've still got more kills than you! OODungeonJ: Note to self, be even nicer to these people than usual... |
| rampant01-13-08, 08:30 PM | Tirmek - Ok these are mostly native goons led by a few real troopers, the 13th isn't gonna gamble his heavies just yet, but this is enough activity to make the 12 think he can pull something sneaky so we should be seeing a strike force in about..... ---------------------------- Nither - 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...- Ylil -Your drinks milady Nither - You have either the best or the worst timing ever. *SOUND OF WALL EXPLODING* FX demon - (dramatic entrance music) Tall tan construct with azure plating - Tirmek d'Tharmis of the house of Toren! Nither - Nither ir Valkis actually Construct troopers - ... **** |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-13-08, 09:34 PM | Sarah: BAWWWOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Nameless Mooks: RUN AWAY! *SLAUGHTER* Bunny: *holding "Sarah's #1" puffy finger* Hell yeah! Sarah: ARF! *wags atop her mountain of corpses* Tirmek: :bored: Yes, we all see what you did. We're quite thankful for the presents, but it's time to keep moving. Sarah: :( *whine* Tirmek: *sigh* *tosses chewbone at another group* Sarah: :drool: BARK! *anime zip* Mooks: THE PAIN! WHY GODS, WHY! AAAAAAUGH! SHE'S EATING MY SPINE! I STILL NEED THAT! NOOOOOO! I DON'T WANNA BE BURIED IN THE GARDEN OF MONSTROSITIES! *etc etc* Tirmek: It's good to know she enjoys her work. |
| Charles Phipps01-13-08, 10:19 PM | Now for our first episode of the Melancholy of Elina Branford! Surefot High, Breland Tirmek: I can't believe we're in school. Lilly: Yes, I already attended school! Tirmek: And were kicked out. Lilly: Well, at least the standardized testing put us all in the same grade. Tirmek: Yes, what the Hell is up with that? Sarah: I just ate the paper! Tirmek: I think we might be onto the idea that we were sorted by our age rather than genuine academic ability. Elina: WEEEEE! HIGH SCHOOL! Tirmek: At least someone is excited. http://badger11.animeblogger.net/image/haruhi1.jpg Elina: Come on, isn't this awesome? Lilly: no. Tirmek: I disagree with Lilly on principle but I have better places to be than here. Elina: BEHOLD! THE FOUNDING OF THE SOS BRIGADE! Tirmek: We're the what? Elina: Now to get a computer for our club! Tirmek: Elina, are you high? Elina: Tirmek, become a girl! Tirmek: But... Elina: DO IT! http://suzumiya-haruhi.animeshinobi.com/pic/sos/characters/mikuru_asahina_12.jpg Elina: Excellent, we have our big breasted and lolicon looking mascot! Lilly: I'm officially disgusted with my girlfriend now. Elina: :mad: I just noticed that she's more endowed than me. Grrrrr. Sarah: BARK! Tirmek: It's not my fault that nature just made me this way! Elina proceeded to drag Tirmek towards the Computer Laboratory where she immediately dumped the Rakashasa in the middle of the room. Elina: Alright, our club wants one state of the line computer! Science Teacher Ketler: What!? HELL NO! Elina: Oh, REALLY.... Elina grabbed Ketler's hand and put it on Tirmek's breasts. Tirmek: :mymy: Elina: *snaps photo* There! Ketler:GAH! Elina: Now give us a computer! Ketler: There's witnesses in my class you forced me! Elina: And if you don't all comply with my story, I'll tell everyone that you all ganged up on Tirmek and :censored: her! Tirmek: WHA!? Lilly: KETLER! HOW COULD YOU!? Ketler: TAKE WHATEVER COMPUTER YOU WANT! I CAN'T END UP ON THE LIST AGAIN! |
| DungeonJman01-13-08, 10:32 PM | Ketler: TAKE WHATEVER COMPUTER YOU WANT! I CAN'T END UP ON THE LIST AGAIN! You mean there's more than one computer?!?! *dives in and snatches the rest of the computers, in the manner of the 8th plague grabbing anything edible in Egypt* Tirmek: What the.... Good DungeonJ: Maybe i should explain...in order to become a true computer geek, our main self is trying to accomplish this by performing the 2nd greatest hack of all time. Tirmek: The first being? Good DungeonJ: Some danged 10 year old installed Portals 995 (YK) on a Cannith creation forge in Cyre, before casting a spell with the verbal component: Cn'trl'AllltDl't Tirmek: ...so what's your source trying to do? Good DungeonJ: Uhhhhh.... *scene switches to OODungeonJ in a mad scientist lab full of the computers* OODungeonJ: Ok, put that bit of code in here and...voila! *All the lights in Aundair turn off...including natural sunlight/daylight, magic light, and torches* Well...that's better than expected... |
| rampant01-14-08, 01:05 AM | Runeforged Lt. - Pull out troops we don't have the firepower to take on Nither and her pet elf. Nither - Then what made you think you'd be a match for my brother? Runeforged Lt. - *ignores her* Nither - :headexplo: A red outline of a giant winged Rakshasa appears around the snarling demon-spawn as a red flail materializes in her right hand. Nither - *ELDER MOUNTAIN HAMMER* The runeforged's tan exterior pulses as blue energy is pushed to it's left hand. Nither's attack is stopped by the reaching palm of the 12 ft tall construct, but the impact force is channeled to its feet creating 3 ft radius craters and leaving the taller fighter unbalanced. Nither - RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ---------------------------------------- OORampant - Um yeah Anything I need to know about Metanoa before I do the scene with the DD and Corre? by the way sweet foe Demonfay. |
| demonfey0201-14-08, 04:36 AM | OOC: Thank you and e's fairly straightforward. E focuses primarily on tiger claw, shadow hand, and desert wind, with maneuvers from others mixed in-basically, working towards master of the ninefold path, and is just collecting a few more maneuvers and abilities before doing so. Combat style is somewhat similar to Corre's, in how it incorporates dance and bladework, it is just more dependent on natural weaponry and not getting hit. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-14-08, 09:33 AM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 3 (#@%&@!#*%$&!@#$@*#%& long parody!) Schrodigger and Lilly have gone down to the Lower Deck City docks— Schrodigger: How can a city contained in the lower wooden decks of a ship have docks and water? It would seriously cut down on the amount of work if we simply skipped to your child love-interest with the possessed teddy bear. :bored: Schrodigger: Shutting up now. —where they will board the ship to take them to Chanse's private island. Schrodigger: Wait, aren't we supposed to at least have a scene where Lilly and I reminicse about how we met? W—j—You're related! Sort of! Who cares? Schrodigger: Also you don't have a hair guy. Stupid: Attention, card geeks! I now have hair. :D Schrodigger: Okay, that was creative. |
| DungeonJman01-14-08, 02:29 PM | Giving a warforged hair...hmmm....that's either very wrong...or very RIGHT!:ayyyy!: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-14-08, 02:39 PM | OOC: We are Insane Crazy. We go both ways. |
| Papermonday01-14-08, 03:47 PM | Brickson: I too wish to have this "hair". Lemon: Shaddap, you already got lichedom:mad: |
| rampant01-14-08, 09:16 PM | Two warriors so far apart in appearance, age, and history, stand facing each other on the bloody marsh that is their dance floor. Corre's youthful gaze burns with the sureness of a young fighter not yet truly tested in her arts. The mighty Metanoa's visage manages to convey a love of the dance, and simultaneously a grim certainty. Corre moves first bringing several strands of living crystal forward while forming a shield around her sides and back thinking the Deadly Dancer would attempt to dodge around her strikes and strike from a vulnerable angle. The obvious answer to the young princess "present no vulnerable angles". The Veteran Dancer watched with a glimmer of respect, too bad the girl had forgotten one vital detail. Without so much as a flicker of visible motion, the dancer strikes. the lithe creature slips between the lashing tendrils of Corre's *burning blades strike*. The Dancer's blades turn dark as black energy flows along their lengths. THis dark power freeze's flesh and saps vitality as the single cut along Corre's face appears, the black blast spreads across the young girl's frame and she collapses. Metanoa - ... *bows his head and twists around into a rose stance of respect* |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-14-08, 11:23 PM | Elina: Grrr... Sarah's better at tracking. Why am I the one stuck with succeeding my Spot Check? The sounds of battle were fading as she moved further into the ship. She hated leaving the front lines, but she couldn't get that strange figure in the black cloak out of her mind. Satnak had warned them of the creepy guy and his message regarding Serene's child. Could this be him? Strangely, the trail led to Xiath's hoard. The little girl was just as preoccupied with the attackers as Sarah, but still; invading her hoard was pretty much begging for Chewy Death. Whatever they wanted, it had to be crucial. She rounded the corner silently, spying her target fiddling with the door, disabling the countless traps and passcodes. Black-Cloaked Male: *nervously* Man...why did he have to pick me? Elina clears her throat. BCM: :gel: Elina: Walking away and not looking back is probably your best bet right now. BCM: I knew this would happen. He slowly turned, raising his hands defensively. BCM: Hey, hey. I don't want any trouble. I'm just here to reclaim something this girl got from us. Elina: :bored: Riiiight. You just happen to pick a time when we'd be preoccupied. I know how she works and this is probably the worst thing you could do if you had good intentions. You're either an idiot or don't want to be found out. BCM: Tsk. *to himself* :nonono: I told them not to send me. Elina: We're all a little busy right now. *forms one blade* If you'd like to come back later, you can have a nice long chat with Xiath's mother about invasion of privacy. *forms the other* Or not come back at all. BCM: Er...uh... The man tilted his head for a moment, and Elina could sense the slight tingle of magic that accompanied a Message. His body language, which had previously been neurotic and hesitant, changed to that of a warriors. Stretching out his hand, a very familiar looking silvery flame erupted. Elina hurled one of her blades at his head before he could strike, only to have him dodge. The blade cut through the hood of his cloak, revealing his face as his rather...unique weapon appeared from the flames. http://www.khinsider.com/info/demyx.jpg BCM: :mad: Look, kid. I need what's in there. Elina: *tth* :uh-huh: What's up with this guy? First he just about wets himself when I surprise him, now he's all Rambo. BCM: :smirk: Why not play with some of my friends for a while. With a single strum of his guitar, he summoned what seemed like countless silver dopplegangers. As they closed in on her, Elina's shadow tentacles spread outward as she spun, decimating the attackers in a brilliant flash of the same silver light they were composed of. When the light faded, the strange man was gone and the door remained closed. She had lost his trail, but...she smelled what was obviously shadowmatter other than her own. The ripples in the substance nearby indicated a portal had been created, but those things he'd attacked her with had screwed with the trail. Elina: Well...seems that, whoever he was, he knows how to get away in style... As she said this, she took a closer look at her tentacles. Their contact with those dopplegangers had not been a pleasant sensation, and they still smoked and burned from the flame's touch. Elina: *tth* He knows my weak spot... But what was that substance? It looked like... But it couldn't be. The Silver Flame is no more... |
| demonfey0201-14-08, 11:32 PM | OODF: Here. No more here. There's still all the other Eberrons that had it. |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-14-08, 11:38 PM | OODF: Here. No more here. There's still all the other Eberrons that had it.OOC: While a good point...that's not exactly the reason for it. :evillaugh Elina: THREE POINTED SHINY THING OF DEATH! *a Triforce gets lodged in OOKaizer's skull* OOKaizer: :ghosted: Elina: :mad: That was for the ripoff and laughing about future abuse! |
| demonfey0201-14-08, 11:58 PM | And then, Ilt goes flying through-backwards. He lands in a heap after hitting a wall. The minotaur comes through, and grabs him, looking nearly as bad as Ilt does. Ilt: Heh... Minotaur: What're...you laughing at? Then he gets hit in the side of the head by a rather large axe on a pendulum. Ilt: That... The minotaur lets go and falls over. Ilt stands for a moment, and then falls over as well (which lets him avoid a few dozen darts tipped with paralyzing poisons). Elina: You planned on getting beaten right into here? Ilt (glancing at her with unswollen eye): No...didn't think much further than stabbing him originally *wince*...and running. But he didn't need to know that. Can you tell me if my legs are still attached? Elina: :confused: Yeah, they are. Ilt: Oh, good. That means I just can't feel them. |
| rampant01-15-08, 12:10 AM | Minotaur - *Heal* Ilt - ... :weep: |
| demonfey0201-15-08, 12:18 AM | Ilt: Elina? Elina: Death or take down? Ilt: Just stab him with wounding weaponry until he stops moving. Elina: Which is... Ilt: Pile three, armory. Elina: Right, back in a moment. *sounds of her getting gear, as the minotaur looks in that direction confusedly before looking down at Ilt, and breaking off the axe that had been embedded in his face* Ilt: Uh...you wouldn't put an axe in the head of a guy who can't move, would you? Minotaur: ...*swings* Ilt *before impact*: Crap. *barely manages to roll out of the way, as his tail sticks the minotaur's hand* Minotaur: Remove Poison. Ilt: Double crap. He then hits a wall as he rolls. Ilt: Triple crap. |
| rampant01-15-08, 12:28 AM | Minotaur - ... Would be best to leave before the suferot returns. The child is out of my league. ... *runs* |
| demonfey0201-15-08, 12:41 AM | Ilt: Yay! The minotaur ditches the axe, tossing it behind him and nailing Ilt in a wing unintentionally. Ilt: *long stream of cursing* |
| Norr01-15-08, 07:39 AM | OOC - 4 weeks vacation with no connection... too sane... feel great. IC Forgotten Freedom underworks, Lower Deck City Two small shapes move over the city walls and disappear into an alley. Zair - I think I left him somewhere around here... ah, cr*p. Squirrel - ? Zair - I forgot to get a regeneration scroll for him, cat got his tongue. Squirrel - I don't see the problem. You speak for him usually, don't you? Zair - Well, yes, but he's so pathetic normally, and even more so without that flapping bit. A dumb wizard. In more ways than one, I might add. Squirrel - We have healers and we work for peanuts, he'll be okay. Zair - If I only could find him. I'm sure I left him right here. ??? - Looking for thomeone? :smirk: Squirrel - Who goes there! Reveal yourself! A figure emerges from a nearby cranny. It's a human of medium length, with black hair and a mischiveous grin. Red - Why, it's me of course. Hello Zair, I see you found us a guide. Zair - *suspicious* You seem... different master. You speak for one, and, more worrying, you make sense. Red - I got myself a little friend while you were away. It hath been most... helpful. Zair and the squirrel glanced at eachother. They prepared for the worst. Zair knew her master was not easily coruptible, just as it is not easy to give a fish a drink, so whatever changed him must be so much more powerful. The squirrel on the other hand knew only too well what roamed the FF underworks. Red - Another companion for our little group, Zair. Say Hi. Tongie - Yo! http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5834/69493598or3.jpg Zaire - :uh-huh: It's... It's... Holy F***ing Tira Mirron It's HORRIBLE! I... I... ... well, now I know you haven't changed anyway. That's a relief... I think. Squirrel - Hello Tongie. I see you finally found someone to fit your tastes. Red - ? Squirrel - Congratulations sir, you have managed, in this whole ship full of symbionts and abberant parasites, to bond to the single most worthless deadbeat toungeworm in existance. Red - ...I knew that... Zaire - :rofl: Same old master, same old. Squirrel - Anyway, we should get going. I will escort you to our hall of records. However it will be a rather long treck with such a large companion. Red - No problem. *weird sounding chant and extravagant waving* Red - Done. Now we move, Avanti! Zair - *sigh* Zair picks up Red and puts him on her shoulder. Red - Hmm, still theems t be a bit of a lithp in there... The party sets off deeper into the ships interior, closer and closer to the Deep Bowels. OOC: also, cookies for getting the references in the quoted post. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-15-08, 09:18 AM | OOC: Kung-Power: Enter the Fist. Tongie, the emblem of the Chosen Wan. This means we now have to create a Master Pain, aka Betty. And that entire movie fits seemlessly onto the Forgotten Freedom. |
| demonfey0201-15-08, 11:35 AM | Tira Mirron: Yes? What? Zaire: Uh... Tira Mirron: You said :censored: Tira Mirron, and I wanted to know, what did you want? Red: Um...Thorry. We didn't know. Tira Mirron: :rolleyes: Figures. She walks away. Zaire: That was weird. Squirrel: Yeah, she normally doesn't come to Lower Deck City. |
| rampant01-15-08, 12:56 PM | Teiza - Corre?... Corre get up. Corre get up this instant. CORRE! CORRE GET YOUR SCRAWNY BUTT UP AND HELP US! Momo - Teiza? I don't think- Teiza - SCIAS GET YOUR SISTER HERE RIGHT NOW! MOMO SIGNAL MOTHER AND GET ELINA HERE TOO! Teiza weaves several mysteries at once using a pair of crysteel tendrils trying to lift the dark power coursing through her sister. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-15-08, 06:16 PM | Teiza: And do you have to stand around looking like that? Bunny (dressed in a hooded robe and carrying a scythe): No. |
| rampant01-16-08, 01:31 AM | Teiza - IT WON'T GO AWAY! WHY WON'T IT GO AWAY?!? Satnak - I don't know, I can't quite see what's happening to her. Serene get your Pops here I don't want to risk a dimensional transport with Corre like this. Elina - This is wild, I've never seen shadow power used this way. This is beyond me. Teiza - WHAT GOOD ARE YOU THEN?! WHERE'S NINA? NINA - Please stop shouting :( Teiza - RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! FIX MY SISTER! |
| demonfey0201-16-08, 04:38 AM | Satnak: You know what our best bet's going to be. Elina: Capture and interrogate? Satnak: You guessed it. ___________________________________ Matenoa cuts a redshirt's head off with a jab, before stopping to shake for a moment. For the first time in years, e felt fear. ___________________________________ Thankfully, before she left, Elina had been kind enough to flip Ilt onto his back, so he could use his one good eye to look around. In this state, he was close to solving the secrets of the multiverse, if only his lack of interruption would con- Dorvos: Hmmmhmmmmmmm. (You look like :censored:.) Damn you, Murphy. Damn you and your law to hell. Ilt: I hadn't noticed. Dorvos: Hmmmmmm. (I mean seriously, what did you do, let them tap dance on your face?) Ilt: Parts of my fight are a little fuzzy, so it's possible. Now would you mind hauling me to a medic? |
| DungeonJman01-16-08, 08:46 AM | We don't have a medic at the moment, all we have is a droid... R2 Unit (Remember him, right?): Beep Boop! Quiet you! Now hold still Ilt. Ilt: For the last time...I'M NOT GOING CYBORG!!! OODungeonJ: Aw man... *throws out Cyborg Molotov designs* Seriously though, Mickey is a bit busy right now... ______________________________ Mickey Nine Fingers: *beating off a huge group of people* Stop trying to steal my Whiskeys of Healing, you nameless mooks! ______________________________ So the droid has to be a medic. Uh, as a forethought, since you don't want to be a cyborg, not all of you may be salvageable unless you want to be killed and raised.Now this may be a bit painful... *puts on welder's helmet and puts one on the droid before it takes out the electric arc welder* Ilt: Ah crud... |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-16-08, 10:34 AM | Elina: But, before we do anything... Stretching out her hand, She held it over Corre's wound. The shadowmatter bubbled out almost like puss, bringing a gag from the younger viewers. Elina: I can't replicate it or reverse what's already been done, but I'll be damned if I let it keep going forward. The extracted shadowmatter rose from Corre's skin towards Elina's hand, stopping just short before forming into a slowly enlarging ball. Elina: She should be stable now. I've left the offending material intact. Perhaps Terrek can get something from it. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-16-08, 04:52 PM | Bunny (still dressed in Death outfit): Booooooooo. |
| Kale_Fangblade01-16-08, 06:40 PM | Sithis bent like the willow, twisting his sword bearing hand and severing an Ogre Mages head with a single stike. Sithis: Damn it! where are the others? they should of been here ages ago Sithis sped his body up further, dodgeing attack after attack and dealing out leathal counterattacks before they could recover. His melee form was strange and similar at the same time, much more accurate than a caster should be able to achieve. A second circle, similar to the first appeared. Within this stood Another Sithis, this one dressed simiarly with jagged crystals emerging from his armour. Alpha-Sithis: Where in Khyber have you been? Beta-Sithis: I ported here as soon as i could, Crossing the boundries between realms tends to cause some time dialation. Alpha-Sithis: You act as if I dont know that. Beta-Sithis: Well, you are a Duskblade. Your kind tend not to be schooled in this kind of thing. Alpha Sithis: Shut the Khyber up Psion. Im perfectly capable of wielding Chronomancy, but my focus tends to be more on close combat applications. Beta-Sithis: Indeed, i will admit your Temporal Acceleration abilities are impressive. I on the other hand focus more on an Artillery aplication. Do you know if Feta or Prime will make it? Alpha-Sithis: Prime said he was tied up at the camp these guys came from and that we were to do as required. Feta should of arrived by now. Beta-Sithis: *sigh* she's always late. We'll, Lets get this show on the road. Ultra Blast! |
| rampant01-16-08, 08:58 PM | Tear - Meeeeeeeereeeeeeew (this is bad bro) Rip - merow row rrrrr (i still don't know what this is) Tear - Mew meow rrrrrr Mew (dancing shadows sonata of the sightless) Rip - mew! (you just made that up) Tear - Meow mrrrrrr purrrrrr Merow (It's a powerful shadow hand strike charged with shadow matter mixed with the user's own life-force, when delivered to the nervous system it attempts to destroy the target utterly, as such it is often delivered to the eye in order to quicken the affects, the scars it leaves are permanent even deities have not been able to survive this strike, much less heal it in others. The fact that Corre yet breathes is a testament to her will, Teiza's rapid casting and Elina's skill) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-16-08, 09:55 PM | Tear - (………The fact that Corre yet breathes is a testament to her will, Teiza's rapid casting and Elina's skill) Bunny: Yeah, it's annoying. |
| urial angel of death01-16-08, 11:16 PM | OOUrial slowly pulls himself over to the computer. Hundreds of keyblades are sticking out his back. OOUrial: Okay okay I get it! I'll start posting again. OOKaizer: Good. IC: President Kithle continues to observe the intel boards, as Nalfien's battle with the party destroys what was still left of the city. Kithle: Damnit! There hasn't been this much destruction since the Awesome Storms of 2XXX. Slip: Yeah we should have known that letting Chuck Norris, Sean Connery, and William Shatner all star in the same movie at once was more than the world could handle. Kithle: Yes we should have, and I'm not going to let something like that happen again. Release the F-bombs! ------- A high-pitched sirens sound over the smoking wreckage that was once Buenos Aires. Satnak: Mr. Exposition, what the hell is happening now! Izzy: The F-bombs have been releases; sub-nuclear explosives containing roughly one hundred pounds of Francium each. They are meant to completely varorize anything in their strike area. International convention says that a twenty-four hour long warning siren must preceed their arrival, to allow civilians to escape. If I know Kithle though he's shortened that to about two minutes, just long enough for their frightful presence to activate. OOC: Sorry for the long absence. The reason for it was around Thanksgiving I started getting amazing videogame after amazing videogame (Bioshock, Super Mario Galaxy, Portal, etc.) and large loads of homework. |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-16-08, 11:39 PM | OOUrial: Can I have my Weighted Companion Cube back now? :bigeyes: OOKaizer: *hugs WCC* None for you till you finish the arc. OOUrial: Awwwwwww....... :allalone: |
| rampant01-17-08, 01:46 AM | Way far future Satnak - Well then I have Plan. Izzy - Why do these words fill me with dread?:( Satnak - Because you have the good sense of a table. Izzy - Ok if she think's it's crazy then we all gonna die! Deis - ... You see on one hand I want to live, on the other hand I have to see what she's planning. Satnak - Teleport us to the first missle. Deis - What you gonna disarm it? Satnak - I'm a pilot not a demolitions expert. Deis - then what? Satnak - *smacks Deis in the nose with a rolled up newspaper* Bad girl no arguing with me in a crunch point when I have a plan. Deis - .... *teleport* Satnak latches on to the bomb casing with her grey crystals and forces the bombs fins to twist in unnatural angles forcing the first bomb to angle accross Nalfein's view. Satnak - YOU THE GAMERA REJECT! Nalfein - IT WAS A GODZILLA FILM AND I WASN"T FIRED I QUIT! *snap* Satnak - I can't believe he fell for it he actually ate the bomb. Deis - And us too! Satnak - *kicks the bomb down the dragon's gullet* Watch this *fires the shot gun from earlier up wards towards nalfein's sinuses* Nalfein - AHCOOOOOO! ---------------------------- At the impact crater Deis - (i.h.h. I'm bruised, in imminent danger of death or at least allot of pain and humiliation, covered in dracolich snot, and sitting in a smoking pile of rubble next to the psycotic descendant of the woman who raised me as her own, who by the way treats my like a pet....I LOVE MY LIFE :cloud9: ) Satnak - Now we just gotta do that two more times. Deis - (i.h.h. I hate my life :weep: ) |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-17-08, 02:39 AM | Deis - (i.h.h. I hate my life :weep: )Deis: *tth* :tantrum: Because she still refuses to sleep with me! OOC: Deis, unlike Nina, has untold amounts of her powersource (Evil) to feed off of. Where Nina had to scrounge for everything she could get and was eventually overwhelmed, Deis is effectively immortal at this time in much the same way as the GOO she serves/idolizes. And she's a sadist/masochist. ;) Deis: Damn right. If it's any consolation, or maybe it just conjures up more disturbing images, she didn't develop the enjoyment of pain inflicted upon her person till after she went through puberty. :shifty: |
| rampant01-17-08, 03:21 AM | Satnak - Come on that's two down. Deis - Why don't we just run? I could teleport us all out of here in no time? Satnak - Gotta save the city. Deis - Oh please don't tell me you're a hero. Satnak - Hell no! I'm a mom, A mom who knows her son's favorite author lives in this town, and isn't gonna let the ***** get off finishing her book series that easy. It's the only stuff that will Calm him down sometimes. Deis - ... Wow you are twisted. Satnak - Thank you:D Deis - Why bother though? Satnak - What? I've got to ensure my son's future, and mine, and if you're really good yours. Deis - Oh come on why not just join my side? Satnak - Because, this world is not your former masters' to give, take, or destroy. It belongs to us, and I don't let creeps mess with my stuff. I'm gonna walk right up to your ex-boss and say: "Git yer ugly puss off my lawn you damn dirty horror from beyond time". Deis - Ex-boss? Satnak - You're mine now girly. Deis - So then lets- Satnak - *whacks Deis with the newspaper* no bad Deis, when we save the world then you get your "treat". Deis - .... You are so twisted. Satnak - :D |
| Norr01-17-08, 07:15 AM | *snip* Zarr (still on top of Dorvos head) - Lookit Hungry Hungry Dracolich has a cold! XD |
| rampant01-17-08, 12:09 PM | Jarlot - Damn that squid head! I was promised a zeus grade dues ex machina! At the top sails Kithle - Why does this ship have sails? Oh well UULLUULULULULULULULULULU BEHOLD THE WRATH OF KITHLE! LOOK ON YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR! *tosses a bag into the invading horde* SKUNKAFUNKAFOOM! Minotaur - OH GODS THE STENCH IS AWFUL! Mr. Suckie - I have traveled places deep beneath the earth choked with the feces and rot of a thousand empires, THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE! Invaders - RETREAT! |
| demonfey0201-17-08, 01:41 PM | Redshirts *all wearing gas masks*: CHAAAARGE! The entire remaining redshirt army then storms into the Stink Bomb of Death (tm), cutting through more nameless minions on both sides. Outside of the stink bomb stands Matenoa. Matenoa: :confused: Even as the winds change and bring the stench to im, e just stands there confused, lacking ability to smell. Matenoa: ...*shrug* E tumbles away with the rest of the army, cutting a path through redshirts to them. Before leaving, though, one of es armblades gets broken off by a hammer as e kills another redshirt. Cutting the throat of the one who did that, e tumbles off, although happier than you'd expect. After all, it's not every day a deadly dancer can have a kid and expect to survive. Thank Paimon the Minotaur's still alive. *The commentary box* Silver: A race that reproduces by leaving a part of themselves in a corpse? Doesn't sound like what I normally come up with... Bunny: That's because it was our joint project, remember? Silver: Oh yeah... |
| rampant01-17-08, 03:13 PM | 13 - I helped :D Bunny - I was wondering why they didn't have fangs. Silver - By the way what did kithle put in that thing? 13 - Tonights dinner special :D |
| DungeonJman01-17-08, 06:39 PM | *takes off welder's mask from himself and the R2 unit* Ok Ilt, there's good news and bad news...the droid managed to fix up most of you organically, but your brain was slightly mechanical... Ilt: That doesn't sound like that bad...HRKKK! That's the good news, the bad news is that unfortunately, the part we had to place your brain with has a second personality that you'll have to deal with until Ketler comes up with a replacement... Ilt: So, what is i...I AM ILT OF BORG, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE, PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILA...ARRRGH!! I'm gonna take that astromech apart, piece by piece for this! R2: Beep! *zaps Ilt with the welder* |
| rampant01-18-08, 01:22 PM | Terrek - This is potent stuff, how long will it last? Elina - It's bleeding off pretty quick now, i don't think this stuff is designed to last long after the first strike. Satnak - It's not like anyone is going to be in any shape to keep going after a hit like that. Serene - Is she going to be alright? Teiza - She's warming back up. Satnak - She'll be fine, but... Serene - But what? Satnak - I don't think Terrek will be able to fix her face. Not completely anyway. Terrek - Indeed until we can move her to tesseris I doubt that I can do anything but hide the scar. Satnak - No I doubt even there that you erase this mark, this is a master rank technique executed perfectly. You'll be able to make the scar less disfiguring, but this attack burns a mark into the very essence of the target. I severely doubt Corre would allow you to perform the procedures to "fix it". Terrek - What do you mean? Satnak - She'd have to be made to forget that fight, at a minimum. Serene - Surely she wouldn't want to remember such a horrid thing. Satnak - No, she's an artist just like her Mommy, would you ever willingly forget the ballad of the Drall? Even though thinking about it makes you sad, and weepy? Serene - This is different, besides i get to do "things" to you when you cheer me up afterwards. Satnak - :embarrass ok bad example, The point is Corre will not want to forget this, because she is dedicated to her art and this will advance her art. You can ask and I won't try to talk her into keeping it, but I'm warning you the girl is stubborn. Elina - (enough sarcasm to take down a bull red dragon) gee I wonder where she could have possibly gotten it from.:rolleyes: |
| demonfey0201-18-08, 01:29 PM | Ilt: You know I just have to die and it all gets fixed, right? DungeonJman: Damn. Ilt: And as for you, R2, I only have two words. R2: Whirr? Ilt: HEY MOMO! R2: EEP! The little droid flees as fast as possible. ----------------------------------------- Redshirt 1: Hey, this guy has a weird broken blade sticking out of him. Redshirt 2: Broken? Leave it. It's not worth anything. They continue picking through the corpses, chucking the ones with nothing on them into a cart. |
| Norr01-18-08, 02:50 PM | Forgotten Freedom underworks, Somewhere between Lower Deck City and the Deep Bowels Squirrel - And here we are, outpost 213 of The Civilization. The party stand before a door, it has a funny grain, making it look like a face from a few feet away. Red - *jittery* I ccould have gone my entire life without seeing whats down here *shudder* What were those things... aand what where they doing to that... and with... Scratch that, I don't wanna know. Zair - Considering what you and your wife were up to in the old days I'm surprized you're this fazed. Red - But but... Cookies! Pastries aren't supposed to do that! :crazy: Fond memories of our awesome kinkiness, forever ruined... :weep: The door watched them. It's expression was wooden. --- Silver - Book of Silver, chapter 16 (sweet) 13 - Brought to you by Annoying TM and Magnificent Bastard TM Corporation --- Squirrel - Should we proceed, or would you prefer staying out here sulking? Red - Is it safe in there? Squirrel - It's thursday. Red - Fair enough, lets go. Giddyup loyal familiar! Zair (with bit and saddle) - You are so gonna pay for this. |
| DungeonJman01-18-08, 06:43 PM | Put on the record player for some fight music! Because we all know that there's another fight coming *Mathemagician pulls out a record player while the R2 Unit puts on the disc* http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/0/2/a0288d22a5298df42e7e8ecd69feaba0.mp3 Wrong side, wrong side!!! http://content.ytmnd.com/content/a/1/a/a1a9681993eb69b81f9fb6b194a53faa.wav Much better... |
| rampant01-18-08, 09:40 PM | Ketty - Where'd Tirmek Go? Feal'thas - ... (i.h.h. I know better than to answer that question.) --------------------------------------- Xiath - *chewing on Tirmek's Specially re-inforced door* Brother? FX demon - Strange noises issuing from door. --------------------------------------- Sarah - (with JJ's camera) Work it girl! Tirmek - Um Sarah I've never seen a green rabbit before, and I think the outfit is about 3 sizes too small. Sarah - Exactly. Tirmek - I'm begining to think you aren't actually on the school's imaging club. Sarah - I am, but no this isn't an official shoot. I just want sexy pictures of my kitty. I got the Camera from JJ since she's the special advisor the school brought in for the club, she got all new ones from her stipend. |
| Papermonday01-19-08, 04:15 AM | Lemon: So, let me *hic*, get this straight? Brickson: I am listening. Lemon: We *hic* run away, get sucked back in through bad writting *hic*, and they put us to *hic* work? Lemon takes another swipe from his bottle. Brickson: Apparently. Lemon: That sucks *hic*, why would anyone wanna work here?! Redshirt 1: Well, they got a good dental plan after one month in service. Redshirt 2: And we gt this kickin' uniforms! Redshirts 3: Not to mention that we turn into legends:cloud9: Lemon: *hic* legends:uh-huh:?! Redshirt 3: Ever heard of the 300 000 000:cloud9:? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-19-08, 09:40 AM | Redshirt 3: Ever heard of the 300 000 000:cloud9:? OOcat: Yes. Unfortunately. The 300,000,00……5 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuNDkxVTGSk) |
| rampant01-20-08, 12:22 AM | Creepy dark dreamscape scene Corre - About damned time! OORampant - You kiss your mother with that mouth? Corre - *brandishes the great fairy sword* OORampant - Moving on *anime sweat drop* Corre - Ok so deep look into my own psyche or discussion with external power attempting to make contact? Other voice - Don't know yet truly, All I know is what i saw in that less-than-an-instant before the strike landed. Corre - Do you know why my forehead hurts? Other voice - I suspect because you got hit by 125 pounds of living breathing blades traveling at roughly 40 miles an hour, charged with enough shadow matter and mortal essence to put down a lesser deity. Corre - Yeah I should be dead. Or at least insensiate. Other voice - Like I said All I know was what i saw in that tiny sliver of a moment. Corre - What no offers of power or knowledge? No great destiny altering opportunities? What kind of shadowy voice in my head are you? Other Voice - Like i said- Corre - Yeah yeah split second blah blah blah. Teiza - Corre? Corre - What's she doing here? Other Voice calling you back duh. Teiza - Corre please come back. Corre - Teiza's asking? Other Voice - yeah I'm scared too Corre - If she's getting that desperate, I suppose i need to wake up. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Corre - uuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn Serene - My baby! Teiza - Corre! Satnak - ... good girl Terrek - Had us all worried Rashour - Thank goodness! Dorvos - hmmmmmm ( i want more screen time ) Corre - I love you too. |
| rampant01-20-08, 03:11 AM | Tirmek - I honestly thought you were just gonna jump me there for a bit. Sarah - I considered it. But stupid seed thing aside, there's more too it. Tirmek - yeah, I'm sorry I just don't feel ready. Sarah - I'm listening but if you feed me that house and a job line one more time, i will break both your legs. Tirmek - I'm not sure of who I am yet. Sarah - You are Tirmek d'Tharmis, Son of Ketty d'Tharmis, my kitty. Tirmek - Ok what does that mean? Sarah - You like rich food, but only eat that at supper time so you can sleep it off before school. Your incredibly shy about it but you are a huge closet perv. You hate to disappoint people especially your mother. You're a bit of a jerk sometimes, but fiercely loyal to your friends, family, and morals. You believe in hard work, preparation, and intellect. You despise brutes, morons, and fools. You take things way too seriously and worry constantly. You see all the little flaws in everything and are quick to use them, but sometimes you miss the positive side of things. You are a warrior, a scholar, and half-decent tailor. You are a true friend to my sister, a wonderful older brother to yours, and you've lived through babysitting your cousins along with my younger sibs. I wish you'd get along better with Lily, but you don't let it get in the way as much as you used to. You are not perfect and you never will be, no-one is. You don't need to prove yourself to anyone either, least of all me. Tirmek - Wow, ... You really think I'm a good tailor?:D Sarah - :bored: ... *Smacks Tirmek upside the head with a pillowcase ... With a lead brick in it* Tirmek - owwwwwwww... my issue is confidence I guess, i just want to be around you so much I don't want to screw anything up. Sarah - *snicker* Tirmek - ... Ok poor choice of words. My point is I don't want things to get weird between us, I like how I can be so comfortable and honest around you. I value our friendship more than physical pleasure. Sarah - You don't have to decide between the two. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-20-08, 10:04 AM | Corre - uuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn Bunny: Not ONLY do I not get to kill her but her inner voice doesn't do SQUAT worth a near-me experience. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-20-08, 10:07 AM | Tirmek - ...I value our friendship more than physical pleasure. Silver: Boooooooooo. 13: At least he didn't say "Let's just be friends." Tirmek: :confused: That was strangely…nice of you. Silver: Oh, don't remind me. :mad: At least then he'd be a free agent. Tirmek: (thought: And yet these guys still don't scare me as much as the Nightmare and seed brigades.) EDIT: OOC: :w00t: First post on page 100! |
| Norr01-20-08, 10:40 AM | OOC: :w00t: Second post on page 100! Hilarity ensues. |
| rampant01-20-08, 08:35 PM | Corre - Hey! my eye! I can't see out of my eye! Serene - Well dear you got hit really bad, we'll need to go to Tesseris do your grandpa can fix it up. Corre - Oh o- Other voice - NO! DON'T LET THEM DO THAT! YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO DO THAT NOW! Corre - What the :censored: are you talking about? Serene - Language Corre! Corre - Sorry Mo- Other Voice - DON'T LET THEM DO IT! Corre - STOP SCREAMING AT ME! Serene - Corre? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-20-08, 09:16 PM | 13 (speaking in cliché-ghost): I ammmmmmmmmmmmm the mysteriousssssssssssss voiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccceeeeeeee. Listennnnnnnnnnnn toooooooooo meeeeeeeeeeeeeee, despiiiiiiiiiiiiiite the faaaaaaaaaaact that mysterious voices on this ship have a way of turning out to be evil entities manipulating main characters. Wooooooooooooooooo. Other Voice: Do you mind? :mad: 13: No, not at all. Fx demon: :rimshot: |
| rampant01-20-08, 10:45 PM | Rashour - Corre!, come along *reaches out to pick up Corre* Corre - H- Other Voice - NO! NOT YET YOU FOOL STOP HIM! Corre draws a dagger and slices into Rashour's elbow. Rashour - DAMMIT! Serene - LANGUAGE! Corre apologize to you uncle right this instant! Corre - oh aunt terra I'm so sorry Rash- Other Voice - RUN YOU DAMNED FOOL! Corre - *YOINK* (i.h.h. stop that how are you doing this!?) Other Voice - Need more time! |
| rampant01-20-08, 11:45 PM | Serene - What was that? Satnak - MAdness Serene - Well yes but- Satnak - You don't survive a strike like that without changing inside. Serene - Why is everyone in my family a bunch of muscle-headed warriors? Satnak - Well you can probably blame most of it on me, I'm a bad influence:D Serene - :rolleyes: Satnak - Rashour though... not my fault. Rashour - Dammit! It's in there good, I can't get this damned knife out of my elbow! SLAP Serene - LANGUAGE! |
| rampant01-21-08, 01:56 AM | Aoa - You failed, you failed to capture a half-blood whelp from a gang of pirates and thieves... Minotaur - Listen boss these guys aren't like anything back home, they're crazy, this one guy came at me with a plastic flamingo. Then this bird dude kept harrasing me, and then the smell oh dear spirits the smell. Aoa - Metanoa didn't have any such problems. Mr. Suckie - Cause he don't got no nose. Aoa - ... Point taken. What is this report of 'forged? I really hope you aren't scared of a few out of date war-drones. Minotaur - No boss these were Aomas's guys I've tangled with the squad leader before, if old plate-face was pulling out we shoulda been running away 5 minutes ago. Aoa - plate-face that bastard is still up and running? Why hasn't he been made a general. Nither - Because he recommended that new guy the one without plates. Aoa - I hate it when she does that. Ylil - You don't get dragged along for the ride :yuck: Aoa - And what where a bunch of 12 moon troopers doing up there? Nither - Probably after the boy as well. Aoa - (i.h.h. damn I can't ask what she's seen without admitting that I know she was there) Nither - :D Aoa - (i.h.h. i really hate her) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-21-08, 09:38 AM | Minotaur - Listen boss these guys aren't like anything back home, they're crazy, this one guy came at me with a plastic flamingo. Then this bird dude kept harrasing me, and then the smell oh dear spirits the smell. Minotaur: Plus there was this black rabbit— Aoa: How is a rabbit scary? Minotaur: When it's ripping off heads indescriminately. Nither - Because he recommended that new guy the one without plates. Aoa - I hate it when she does that. 13: She's turning out to be quite the pupil. :D |
| DungeonJman01-21-08, 01:35 PM | *hits Corre over the head and stopping her for about a minute* Ow...stupid living crystal... Now listen, you can't let the voices in your head control you. There comes a time in every person's life where they are possessed by something, and you have to fight back. Eberron: Say that again... OODungeonJ: You have to fight back... Eberron: No, not that, the other thing... OODungeonJ: You can't let the voices in your head control you... Eberron, Good DungeonJ, Evil DungeonJ and Law DungeonJ (Simultaneously): WRONG!!! OODungeonJ: AAAAAAAHHHH!!! *goes running off screaming, leaving Corre very confused* |
| rampant01-21-08, 07:03 PM | Other Voice - Need more time! Gotta make it all make sense. Corre - Make all of what make sense? How are you controlling me? Why are you making me hurt my family? Other Voice - Oh like you've never stabbed Rashour before. ------------------------ Rashour - *in training gear with a spear in his thigh* Ouch Corre watch it! ---------------- Rashour - *in the kitchen trying to steal some of Corre's mashed potatoes and getting his hand impaled on the table by a fork* - OUCH CORRE! --------------------- Rashour - *in work clothes helping Serene in the garden as Corre trims down a bush* CORRE! MY THUMB! --------------------------------------- Rashour - *In the movie theater with an arrow in his arm* I don't know how, but this is Corre's fault. Half a mile away Corre - Dangit! I can't seem to get the range right. |
| urial angel of death01-21-08, 07:55 PM | Satnak: *dodges* Wow you’re as easy as King Dodongo. Nalfien: Hey give me a break, I’m all out of spell slots *slashes* Satnak: Oh right you have two attacks, charge and breath, so like Meta Ridley. Nalfien: Ouch, that hurts; :devil: right where my heart should be. *breaths fire* Satnak: *punts F-bomb down his throat* You’re still eating bombs aren’t you? Nalfien: Point taken *explodes* Satnak does a short victory dance while covered in dragon guts. Izzy: I don’t mean to be a buzz-kill or anything, but Kithle isn’t going to stop the bombing until THE ENTIRE CITY IS LEVELED!!! Deis: Jeez, chill man. Teleportation circle -------- Back with Kanatash and Smig. The monastery seems to have been heavily updated since it was last seen. In the central planning room are dozens of computers and other technological gizmos, all of which have some sort of horrifying biological component to them. Smig is currently working one. Smig: Master, the last item has appeared on auction. Kanatash: Excellent, spent whatever you have to. Smig: Master. Kanatash: Yes minion? Smig: Well you see master I do not question your wisdom, far from it, but why exactly do we have to obtain William Shatner’s kidney stone to bring about the apocalypse? Kanatash: Just because we do, minion. |
| rampant01-21-08, 08:30 PM | Smig - And the thermonuclear death ray? Kanatash - Oh that was just because I hate doomsday43 and he was bidding on it. |
| rampant01-22-08, 11:27 PM | Sithis's - Is anyone gonna help us clean up? Teiza - Please tell you aren't that stupid. Sithis's - Huh? Teiza - Xiath! Chewy! Xiath - CHEWY!!! |
| demonfey0201-22-08, 11:44 PM | Xiath: CHEWY! She comes to the corpse where the deadly dancer is being born, and jumps at it, only to be stopped in mid air. Ilt: I'm sorry, Xiath, but that one's got something happening to it. Xiath: Aw...what's happening to it? Ilt: You see that blade? It's going to grow into one of the things that Corre fought in a few days. Xiath: Oooh. |
| rampant01-23-08, 12:19 AM | Xiath - *drags the corpse into her hoard* Gonna get a puppy! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-23-08, 09:04 AM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 3 At the docks…… Stupid: Attention, card geeks! My hair's clock feature is telling me that it's time for you to board. Anyone caught without a crazy anime stereotype will only be allowed on board as the lackey of someone cooler. Schrodigger (struggling with two guards): But I'm a teen who looks disturbingly young for my age. Guard: Sorry, sir, but you have to have at least one obsessed girl hanging all over you. Lilly: Relax, dudes. :cool: He's with me. Guard: Wow. He managed to pull off both looking girly and being bishonen. You probably qualify for two more lackeys. Lilly: I'll just take this guy. *Schrodigg-yoink* *************** Meanwhile Momo and Hyrd are scaling the side of the ship……… Momo: Fortunately we've both received extensive training in the adventurous arts. Hyrd: Also both not need to worry about parents. :D *************** Now aboard the ship………… ???: Well, well, look who it is. I suppose I should have expected to find you in any anime parody. Lilly turns to find a pair of huge gravity-defying boobs. Lilly: And the best part of anime has arrived. :drool: The breasts immediately take an interest in Schrodigger. ???: Wow, aren't you Schrodigger, the kids who defeated the smarter Alt of Captain Stereotype over here? Schrodigger: Wait, you know Lilly? ???: ;) I tried to seduce him that last time I was on the Forgotten Freedom. Lilly: :drool: I know I would have remembered a pair of breasts like yours. ???: I got implants for the parody. Schrodigger: So who are you? ???: The name's Miko. Miko Miyazaki. |
| rampant01-23-08, 01:28 PM | Momo - How's it feel to be the only woman who didn't manage to seduce lily? Miko - :mad: |
| urial angel of death01-23-08, 06:13 PM | Kerrith: Even I managed to seduce Lilly. Miko: What? :mymy: Kerrith: What? :shifty: |
| rampant01-24-08, 01:19 AM | Xiath - puppy! Feal'thas - Um... Honey! Xiath's dragging a corpse with a giant spike in it around calling it a puppy, should I be worried? Ketty - Don't worry apparently the spike is some sort of plant/abberation thing that breeds by stabbing people. Feal'thas - so she's gonnna clean up after it? Ketty - Apperently they absorb blood. Feal'thas - Oh ok then |
| demonfey0201-24-08, 01:33 AM | Ilt: Yeah, deadly dancers are weird. And probably more like starfish, really. Ketty: How long did you say the not-grown phase was again? Ilt: Oh, about seven to ten days, normally. Except my entity's using his days as the measure of time, so really... The blade sinks into the corpse's chest, which begins vibrating. Ilt *opening umbrella*: ...right about now. Instead of the expected explosion, though, the corpse has bony spikes jut out of it and absorb the flesh, causing the form inside to grow its own around the skeletal structure it has. In a matter of moments, a new deadly dancer is balancing on a single spike and alternating between its limbs. Ilt *tosses the umbrella away*: Least they recycle. Xiath: Puppy!:D |
| rampant01-24-08, 03:08 AM | Ketty - What's it's name dear one? Xiath - Puppy! Ketty - No that's what it is, what's it's individual name? Xiath - :plotting: |
| rampant01-24-08, 12:54 PM | Corre - Ok something annoying is happening. other Voice - Tell me about it. Corre - How are you controlling me and why are you expending all my maneuvers and power points? Other Voice - We need to clear out some room in here real quick. Corre - Why? Other voice - So i can see what I know. ------------------------------------------------- Xiath - SPOT! Spot - *weird dance* (woof) |
| Papermonday01-24-08, 02:10 PM | Lemon is standing in front of a huge mass of redshirts Lemon: Gentlemen, we are here today to discuss healthcare!! Redshirt: What's that?!! Lemon: Good question, you over there in the redshirt, actually, nevermind the last part. What is healthcare?! Gentlemen, I'd like to show you this graphs and short movies! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xqm5BLJ3Bjc Lemon: That was our life on the Forgotten Freedom. And this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4XHtIuGvF4&feature=related Lemon: ...Is healthcare, any further questions? Redshirt: I don't get it. Was that a metaphor? Lemon: Now, what I suggest is a armed insurgency against the Ube- Lilly: Hi everyone! Redshirts: RUN, IT'S THE FIREBALL THROWER!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVzeATvSbK4 Lilly: Where did everyone go:confused: ? |
| urial angel of death01-24-08, 10:41 PM | Volrath: Hey I'm tired of flying. You have any preferences? I was thinking Cairo. Terra: Wait... what?! Volrath: So Cairo it is. *begins lowering* Terra: Did you forget about the crazy cultists trying to end the world, our long lost friends resurfacing, and all the other stuff that has been going on? Volrath: Well I'm tired and hungry, and Egypt is literally under our feet as we speak. The two land in a very crowded market street. While one would assume that the sight of a flying twelve year-old, carrying a frantically shouting woman, landing amongst them would be a cause of concern, but most of the pedestrians simply walked around them. It seemed that this was simply too far removed from the norm and because of that it was ignored. Terra: You didn't address my concerns. Volrath: Fine, to be completely honest I've got nothing as far as cultists are concerned. I don't sense any mythos magic of any kind at all, there's not even anything going on in Silent Hill. As for our friends, I have a feeling that the world will be needing them fairly soon. If all goes well and they win, well then we all live happily ever after, but if they lose then you and I have to go in to rescue them before the world ends. Either way I'm content to wait to see them. Terra: Well I'm not. Even if they are needed right now I would really like to get back in touch with my family. Volrath: Fine but only because you said so الاخت الاكبر سنا. Terra: What did you just say? Volrath: It means big sister in Arabic; which is basically my native tongue with all of the sounds beyond humans' ability to produce removed. Terra: Thank you Volrath: First though we need some food and gum. Before Terra can respond Volrath disappears into a nearby store... and immediately begins arguing with the store owner. Volrath: If not dollars do you take rupees? Owner: No. Volrath: Electrum? Owner: No. Volrath: Bolts, munny, ears? Owner: No you just make a wealth check. Volrath: :mad: Oh *takes food after a pause for wealth rolls* *mumbling* Stupid d20 modern. OOC: See Kaizer, I can use foreign words too. ;) Don't worry though I'm just being a smart a** |
| demonfey0201-25-08, 12:39 AM | Spot: *wierd dancing* (whining for food) Xiath: I'm hungry too. And the entire redshirt population cringes. *Commentary box* Bunny: :devil: |
| rampant01-25-08, 02:34 AM | Deis - But I want cheesecake! Dorvos - Hmmmm (I wanna dessert) Satnak - No, look you two, we need to keep sharp that means no over stuffing ourselves. Izzy - You three nearly cleaned out the buffet! What do you call stuffing yourselves! Satnak - Sugar makes Dorvos Crazy, Do you want a crazy 10 year old with living crystals in the cockpit at 10,000 feet? Izzy - What about Deis then? Satnak - I just like torturing her.:D |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-25-08, 09:17 AM | Momo - How's it feel to be the only woman who didn't manage to seduce lily? Miko - :mad: Kerrith: Even I managed to seduce Lilly. Miko: What? :mymy: Kerrith: What? :shifty: Miko: Laugh all you want. But this time I have [WARNING: POSSIBLE OFFENSIVE MATERIAL. COPY AND PASTE AT YOUR OWN RISK.] []http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs24/f/2008/003/0/c/Epic_Boobs___MTG_Card_by_Fallensbane.jpg[/] |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-25-08, 10:54 AM | OOC: Though it relates to the above post specifically, here's something for everyone to keep in mind. The above picture is, while not against CoC, a bit much. I was wondering about it myself when I got a PM from a Forum Head voicing said concern. We can have fun and everything, just remember this is a public forum. Things like that are probably best left as links if used at all. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-25-08, 05:18 PM | OOC: <concern> OOC: Fixed. |
| rampant01-25-08, 05:42 PM | Momo - Hmph! Teiza says women like that have self-esteem issues and back problems. Miko - Why are you talking to Teiza about women like that? Momo - Because She's Teiza, she's so loud and opinionated you can't see a person without getting her judgement on them. Miko - Must take forever with all the redshirts. Momo - That's silly redshirts aren't people. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-25-08, 07:07 PM | Momo - Hmph! Teiza says women like that have self-esteem issues and back problems. Silver: Doesn't matter: if they get laid it's all good. Momo: But their breasts aren't from genetics. Silver: Don't matter in this business. If you've got just one trait that gets you laid then that one trait is worth it. Don't matter whether it works directly or indirectly. EDIT: Hey, first post on page 101. |
| urial angel of death01-25-08, 09:35 PM | Nalfien: Ya know every once and a while I wonder what the world would be like if I were in charge. Kerrith: Master, I imagine it would be something like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CccPPDe2JU). Nalfien: why are we all warforged in the movie. Kerrith: Because their the only minions I can kill without raising the insurance premiums. :smirk: Nalfiens: You have learned well young apprentice. :devil: |
| rampant01-26-08, 02:07 AM | Corre - What are you doing!?:weep: Stop it! This is My body!:weep: :mad: Other Voice - I've got to understand. Corre - Understand what!:mad: Other Voice - My existance! My memory! Corre - What! You have one bloody split instant! You are a fragment nothing more! Other Voice - A fragment who is in charge now little girl! Corre - *INFERNO BLAST* Other Voice - *Solar Flare* Corre's flame is doused as the other voice's counter coverts a 15-ft line into plasma. Corre - are we in the real world or the mindscape? Other Voice - It doesn't matter at this point. |
| Norr01-26-08, 07:32 AM | Zarr (still on Dorvos head) - Squeak squirr [I'm hungry too.] Mirr - Squirr rup rup [Haven't you eaten enough already?] Zarr - Sqeaken [not dessert.] Mirr - *sigh* Sqeak sqeaken rup chirp squeak [they don't get dessert, you don't get dessert. Be polite.] Zarr - Sqirr rip rup [Hey, I found a lighter!] Mirr - SQUEAK [NO!] *snatches the lighter from Zarr* Zarr - :weep: Mirr - Squirr squeak [I'll get you some dessert.] |
| DungeonJman01-26-08, 10:02 AM | *after shoving the other fragments of personalities in his head into seperate Arcane Seals of the Mind...for the 11th time* Well Corre, if it was a battle in your mindscape, then a bunch of kalashtar would appear out of nowhere and start fighting it out.... *Kanatash is then seen running from a horde of Crystals* Ok...so the other voice is right...there really isn't a difference between the mind and reality on this ship... |
| rampant01-26-08, 03:26 PM | As the party turns to leave, Deis (wearing the guise of a young woman) notices Dorvos slipping some cookies off a dessert cart while Satnak is dealing with the Tab. Satnak - Look buddy your menu said all you can eat, i got three buffets if you can't back up the menu then stop advertising. Deis - (i.h.h. ok rat out time) *opens her mouth to rat on dorvos* Sa-kk Dorvos quickly tosses a chocolate cookie into Deis's mouth in order to shut her up. Then tosses a largish peanut-butter cookie under the hat he got to hide the squirrels. Deis - (i.h.h. mhhmmmmmhmmmm triple chocolate chunk) |
| rampant01-27-08, 01:30 AM | Dorvos - hmmm (i.h.h. just like any adult, only thinks with her gut and her hormones, hmmmmmmmmmm schnickerdoodle) |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-27-08, 06:09 PM | Way Far Future For her, "people" food did little anymore. Sugar was still great to have, but dead things just lost their flavor. It was because of this Deis had split apart. One part of her joining the others in the restaurant, the other taking a little detour behind it. Hobo: :pint: Thish shur ish shome great shtuff *hic* :pint: Deis: *light hissing* It's rather dangerous to be drunk in these times. You never know what's out there... Startled out of his drunken stupor, the hobo looked up at a strange sight even as he found it hard to hold his head straight. Hobo: *squints* Whoa, I shink I've had to mush... Deis: :devil: *1/2 an hour later in the nearby park* Policeman: I've seen some screwed up :censored: in my time, but nothing like this... Several police cars and an ambulence had cordoned off the scene, several officers keeping the throng of bystanders away as they examined the scene. A broken and bloody corpse had been jammed into a wire trashcan, the mesh shredding the flesh from the apparent force with which it had been done. Detective: Who found the body? Policeman: Some poor little girl. Started screaming her head off and the parents called 911. I can see why. You can barely tell this was ever a human being... Detective: I'd like to speak to her soon. Could you contact the...parents...first...? The man felt something in the air. Everyone did. Something was not right. Even though the crowd had gone quiet, sound seemed muffled from even the poilce scanners. Time seemed to slow to a crawl as each waited for something to explain what was going on. They didn't have to wait long as a crushing terror took their senses. There were no screams, but a few of those present merely fell dead from the shock, and most others broke down into the sobs of one who knows their death is nigh. Before he knew what had happened, countless tentacles erupted from the bloody corpse, a young woman with fangs and a snake tail instead of legs crawling from it as she strangled and impaled the crowd around her. The detective felt one tentacle pierce his abdomen before it wrapped around him and reeled him in like a fish. His last coherent thoughts were of horror as the woman's mouth split open into an enormous maw, into which she began stuffing sobbing and screaming people, swallowing them whole. *back at the resaurant* Deis: *tth* Mmmmmm...soylent green... Can I leave this form yet? Izzy: You know the deal. No making a scene that way. ... ... You already did, didn't you? Deis: :angelhide You can't prove anything. Izzy: *sets his face in his hands and sighs* :nonono: |
| rampant01-27-08, 06:18 PM | Satnak - First thing to do Curtail your junk-food intake. Izzy - What?! She's eating people and you're worried about her calorie count!? Satnak - Not just that, I don't know where they've been. I don't want my pet getting sick from eating a lawyer or something. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-27-08, 07:06 PM | Angle of Death: *SIGH* ANOTHER MASSACRE. I SUPPOSE IT'S TOO MUCH TO ASK HER TO TONE IT DOWN? AS YOU CAN SEE SOULS GET REALLY AGITATED WHEN THEIR DEATHS ARE FRIGHTENING, AND IT MAKES MY JOB THAT MUCH HARDER. Bunny: You think I like having someone tag along on everything I do? It ain't my fault the world no longer has an automatic soul processing system. |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-27-08, 07:43 PM | Deis: Ah, quit your whining! It's not like I give you any work, anyway. Angel of Death: Oh, no? What do you call thi- *looks over to the Soul Bin. Sees it hasn't gotten any fuller* AoD: Oh, right. You eat the souls... Deis: *slaps his forehead* Duh! I know I've been out of it a while, but come on! Bunny: Right. Now go back down there keep it up. The less Marvel resurrections happen, the less this guy whines. ----- Izzy: All I'm saying is I'd like to avoid a repeat of The Conjunction of a Million Tentacles. Deis: I make no promises. Lisa: Do I even want to know what you did, young lady? Deis: :devil: Let's just say I inherited Mom's tentacles and your fetish for them. Lisa: :twitch: So...many...disturbing images... Izzy: *sigh* She devoured the entire population of Aerenal after the continent was inundated during a conjunction with Xoriat. Deis: What? I was hungry. Izzy: You ate the equivalent of the population of New York City! Deis: :evillaugh They tasted like entitlement and self-absorption. I got some good minions out of that one. |
| rampant01-27-08, 08:01 PM | Satnak - No minions on my clean floors! Deis - Awwwwww Hey! this is a stolen copter! where did we get it cleaned? A flashy neon sign proudly proclaims: Granpa Squishie's Washing Co.: We clean anything, no questions asked Izzy - What? Satnak - It's a huge chain. Mum used to work for the old bastard who owns it so I pretty much have free cleanings for life. Izzy - I thought your Mum was a pilot? Satnak - Yep, A merc out of australia. |
| rampant01-27-08, 08:46 PM | Lisa - I really don't know how comfortable I am with you treating my ... daughter as a pet, also i think you're assuming a little too much about what's going to happen afterwards. Izzy - We are heading towards chaos and insanity from beyond your worldview and you're playing mother hen and daughter's unsavory girlfriend. Lisa - Well she's my kid right? sorta? I mean I feel the need to be protective. Satnak - Listen Ms. Not-So-Secret-Agent, Your "daughter" is thousands of years old and very powerful, I can see why you're worried about letting her hang around a decidedly bad influence like me. I mean look at Dorvos. Dorvos - *Flies the copter while scratching out navigational equations and segments of sheet music* Lisa - Don't get sarcastic with me young lady, I'm Deis's mother and I want what's best for my girl. Deis - MO-OM, in front of my girlfriend?!:( |
| DungeonJman01-27-08, 11:21 PM | Be glad that only those two can bail you out, i'm the first one to introduce you normally, and i still can't do squat... AoD: Because you owe me a favor from...*ahem* Oh right that...look, they didn't even do anything wrong, they were just really really dense... AoD: That's bad itself...you know what happens when i have to wait for a bunch of teenagers? Well, it isn't too bad for the soul, but I have to explain things to the Boss...and there was this one time when i tried to get back at him for making me do all that paperwork...didn't go so well.... http://www.drunkduck.com/Life_and_Death/index.php?p=203000 |
| rampant01-28-08, 03:25 AM | Feal'thas - Um Ketty? Is Xiath alright? i mean the scale says she weighs 100 pounds, isn't that a little heavy for a 6-year old? Ketty - Hyper-dense bone structure, scaled skin and muscle development Tirmek would kill for? She's a living tank. Feal'thas - So you're saying that your family really is dense? Ketty - Put her in water, she'd sink like a rock. |
| Norr01-28-08, 06:07 AM | Mirr - sqeak squeak rup... [I have a feeling I should be happy I don't speak human] Zarr *peeking out from the hat* - squirk sqeaken rip [Dunno, looks like a regular domestic argument to me] |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-28-08, 11:44 AM | Lisa: Past life memories can be very troubleso- :mymy: Deis: :devil: Lisa: :twitch: I really think that's inappropriate, Dei- :eek: STOP THAT! *Lisa swats away a tentacle that'd been snaking up her leg into her shirt* Deis: Mmmmmm........mommy.... *nibbles on her neck* Lisa: GAH! Dorvos: *eyes covered by Izzy* Hmmmmmm? (What's going on?) Izzy: It's not for your eyes. Satnak: Hey! Cut that out! Izzy: The worst part is I'm not entirely convinced she's just messing with her... :yuck: |
| rampant01-28-08, 12:19 PM | Satnak - *STOMP KICK OF DOOM* Deis - Ahhhhhh Satnak - Listen up Deis if you are going to be mine, you are going to be loyal, I have no patience or mercy for those whom i cannot trust. Izzy - Trust her?! She's the enemy! Satnak - As such I trust her to seek to subvert us and possibly attempt to distract us, but not in such a fashion as to ruin our personal relationship, is that clear Deis *twists ear hard, and with a psycho crystal booster to make it really hurt* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-28-08, 09:02 PM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 3 Miko: Anyway, I have no interest in doing anything to a man now except crushing him. Chao! Lilly: :drool: You can crush me any time. ************* Momo pops back in to the hiding place under the life-boat tarp. Hyrd: What Momo doing out there? Momo: I had to go to the bathroom. Hyrd: Hyrd not hear door open. Momo: I went over the side. Hyrd: How you do that? You girl. Momo: I'm also part canine. Hyrd: ……………………Hyrd start to think 4kids dialogue less silly. Just then the nearby door does open. Momo peeks out to make sure no one approaches their spot. Momo: Hey it's Kerrith. Hyrd: The drowish kid from school? This parody resurrect so many minor characters. ************* Meanwhile Miko has just stepped into the cabin of Texmex Clawfoot…… Texmex: I see the legend of Texmex has attracted an equally legendary pair of maracas. Come, let us make beautiful music together. Miko: You're a halfling. Texmex: Texmex is a 4th Edition halfling. He has gotten a size increase. Miko: Let's cut the innuendo and move on to the main plot point: We play a card game. If I win I get to use your cabin. Alone. But if you win— Texmex: The ladies try, but the Texmex is as irrisitable as corn chips. |
| DungeonJman01-28-08, 09:07 PM | OOC: I dunno how i was inspired to do this, but.... ________________________________________ _________ This summer, your favorite actor and bard, Dorvos d'Borisheel is back...in the hit movie that every Eberron fangeek has been hyping about... Random Eberron Fangeek: Oh my god..oh my god...oh my god!!! Trapped on Xen'drik in the middle of a nest of Yuan Ti, him and his kitten have no other choice but to clear it out with a construction machine used by the giants, but unfortunately it's got more Yuan Ti in it than the nest had... Dorvos: Hmmmmmmm! Action, Adventure, Horror, all this and more in the new hit movie: Snakes on a Crane Coming to a theater near you, 7 Lharvion, 1001 YK. Or if that date has already passed, then we're gonna snap the space-time continuum and have it come out that day.... |
| urial angel of death01-28-08, 09:31 PM | Volrath: Honestly in anyone is to be groping good-looking girls with their tantacles, it's gonna be me. Volrath floats down to the ground, Terra in tow. Deis: Uncle! *tackle hug* Micheal: Who is he? Volrath: *muffled sweaks* Satnak: I think he needs room to breath. Deis: Aww *uncoils* Volrath: *dusts himself off, and straightens a tie he lacked until moments before* As I was saying: I am the scion of change, the last true godling, the arch-skinwarper, eater of schoolgirls, kicker of kittens, commiter of petty theft, occasional mad scientist, father of over one hundred, uber angsty teen, he who kept his pimpin' hand strong during the ho revolt of 1987, bringer of the end, and cosmic horror which makes the Nietzsche Wannabes look optimistic. I am Volrath. Satnak: Long-winded much? Volrath: It's my shtick. |
| rampant01-28-08, 10:21 PM | Satnak - Ok business before pleasure, Which side are you one, Mine, the poor stupid fools opposing me, or third-party? Now pleasure, do i get to put another one of Deis's over-protective relatives in their place? Volrath - Did she get even more arrogant? Deis - I'm not sure that she's an actual re-incarnation so much as a descendent who is incredibly similar to the ancestor. I do know she's crazy, wild, and really pinches hard, My ear :weep: |
| urial angel of death01-28-08, 10:30 PM | Volrath: Quite the opposite, I do not find you attractive in the least; Deis can feel you up all she wants. *head is crushed in* *head regenerates* As for my side I prefer to just wait around until the end and hop on the last ride out. |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-28-08, 11:11 PM | Deis: Hi Mom! *tackles Terra before feeling her up* Terra: GAH! Satnak: *pinches her ear and yanks her away* Deis: *pained GLEE* Volrath: *sigh* She likes it when you do that, you know. Satnak: :smirk: So you're doing it to get me to hurt you? Deis: Maaaaaaaaybe... |
| rampant01-28-08, 11:51 PM | Satnak - Awwww so cute *nice hug* Deis - IT BURNS! Satnak - *Lets go* Deis - You are EVIL! Satnak - *pinches Deis's ear* Deis - :weep: :D Satnak - Oh I'm gonna enjoy this my naughty little serpent. Every time you get frisky with your mothers I'll make you be nice to a puppy. Deis - WHAT! Satnak - Every time you get too frisky with me I'll break every bone in your body. Deis - Hmmmmm *grope* Horrible sounds of bones popping and crunching Deis - :weep: :cloud9: |
| rampant01-29-08, 02:53 AM | Aoa - Aomas is not subtle, he saw us moving in and used us as a distraction. More likely Yoltis advised him a quick strike might work. He'll hit with most of his full force, but hang back with a few reserves waiting for an oppurtune moment. We need to be ready for the same. ---------------------------------------------------- Alec - Sithis says the 13th are gearing up to play reversal is fair play. Marenth - Gaz is reporting a major build up of troops in the tunnels, apparently they're expanding the barracks again, Tirmek- I hate angels. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-29-08, 08:38 AM | Satnak - Every time you get too frisky with me I'll break every bone in your body. Deis - Hmmmmm *grope* Horrible sounds of bones popping and crunching Deis - :weep: :cloud9: Silver: Like I said: Whatever get's 'em laid. :D |
| mid___knight01-29-08, 01:49 PM | Soliloqui' Has gathered everyone together ..during the battle..for some reason it was important to happen now. Soliloqui's: Ok..so my Goddess has told me I am finally able to shake of the shackles of Virginity that has been one of my virtues for so long...and I was told it was to be an event like no other..200 years of repressed angst and need finalyl fulfilled for all to see. Quicksilver: Does Everyone have to be here? Silver *****slaps him: Quiet you I had to pull in favors from FR and promised that stupid mystra a child for 4th edition jsut to have this happen...and if you mess it up...I am going to hand you to Satnak's brothers for there version of fun..and video tape it as you how would they put it..."squeal like a piggy" * bango music plays as they hope he mess's it up* Quicksilver: yess mame. Silver :good boy So with that they start....and exactly 2 seconds after he starts ..she stops him saying she is done after 1 moan. Quicksilver: But...I .. Silver: WHAT?!? Soliloqui': wow that was special thank you baby...back into sword form now.. Quicksilver: but I didnt finish... Soliloqui': I SAID SWORD FORM NOW..your done cause i said your done.. Quicksilver is then turned into sword form...due to not being abel to stop it lol. Soliloqui': time for a shower. Micheal: WTF I MEAN WTF thats like the biggest tease EVER...MAn she ..that like wrong.. 13: hehehe Lilly: why is he so upset its not him it was done too... Micheal : I finally get screen time...and its for this..I am ****** I was hoping for some..something else ..maybe involvement but NOOO Man ...thats it..she sucks...someone needs to teach her how to do it right. Terra: and you'd know? Micheal: :weep: that's not what you and lisa said last time...*sniffles and tears running away* |
| rampant01-29-08, 03:17 PM | Silver - Virginity ain't a virtue. Bunny - compassion is a bad thing 13 - *holds up a sign that advertises 25 cent philosophy lectures form the other 2* |
| urial angel of death01-29-08, 05:22 PM | Volrath: Of course not, but it is required for another virtue, innocence. Silver: So? Innocence is just a fancy word for ignorance. Volrath: No, it's a spell component. :devil: And without compassion we wouldn't ever be able to repeat the benefits of the Power of Friendship. |
| rampant01-30-08, 12:30 AM | Satnak - Compassion has nothing to do with friendship, friendship is about respect, will, desire, and identity. Elina - ... THis explains so much about Teiza Sarah - Ok seriously where's my entity? I want to do deranged things to Tirmek. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw01-30-08, 09:24 AM | Lilly: Hey, Schro. Have you ever thought about what it would be like if your granpa had become the huge robot instead of your dad. Schrodigger: Yes. Yes, I have. "Get off my lawn!", now with rockets (http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8205230&postcount=115) OOC: Another good one from that thread (requires two parts): Lead-up (http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8250684&postcount=185) WARNING: POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE CONTENT Punch-line (http://forum.rpg.net/showpost.php?p=8250731&postcount=186) |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-31-08, 12:13 AM | OOKaizer: :crazy: Fuzzy... Sarah: I found him batting at the tail of some Fox Shifter that looks suspiciously like Tifa in the other thread and might have gone a little overboard. OOKazier: :crazy: Claws... Elina: Remember what he's done, probably will do, and is likely committing in the other thread as we speak. OOKaizer: :crazy: Angry... Sarah: Oh yeah! I guess I held back too much. :D OOKaizer: :crazy: Combining bad... |
| Paulon01-31-08, 12:26 AM | OOPaulon: You overdid it. Sarah and Elina: :rofl: OOPaulon: Yep. Now while he's in recovery you're not going to get any 'private' time alone with your boyfriends. :P Sarah: :blink: :twitch: :mymy: :banghead: Somewhere far away Tirmek: :D *looks around* :hides: |
| demonfey0201-31-08, 12:40 AM | Ilt: Well, at least I still get to introduce this thing... He revs a chainsaw. All: :bored: Ilt: Look closely at the sawblades. Elina: Wait a sec...are those- Ilt: Yes. My EBNE decided to have Patch come up with the lightchainsaw after the LoB over there became Vader. The only problem is it would be too powerful to give any of them, so it got sent here. Sarah: But why? Ilt: Because he thought it'd be cool looking. Each blade is emitting its own miniature lightsaber beam as it rotates. |
| Kaizer_Ryu01-31-08, 12:50 AM | Sarah: BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK BARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARKBARK BARK!!!!!!! Ilt: :gah: Gah! What?! What'd I do?! Elina: :bored: She's a Puppy Girl, it's got a combustion engine, and we have issues with Light weapons. |
| demonfey0201-31-08, 12:56 AM | Ilt: Okaaaaaargh! At some point, the lightsaw ended up in Sarah's hands, and in her attempted chewy destruction of it, found a home for its blade in Ilt's stomach, which it travels up from. Bunny: Dibs! Dibs on the saw! |
| rampant01-31-08, 04:46 AM | Sarah - Hey Tirmek! how are you- Tirmek - No talk, kiss Sarah - :confused: :eek: :cloud9: ------------------------------------------- OOC: The boy has had a hot wolf-girl practically throwing herself at him for the last year, and he's only now getting the idea that he's not gonna go all postal if he does anything fun. Silver - THE BOY HAS NEEDS DAMMIT! 13 - awwww I was having fun Bunny - Hmmmmmm who do I need dead, just bolt them down between those 2. |
| rampant02-01-08, 01:35 AM | Satnak - Ok Girls you seem to be able to hold your essentia at the ready now. So lets get you working on some melds. Hmmmmm Deis - Necrocarnum shroud! Nina - Disruption Gauntlets! Satnak - Pauldroons of Health, now these are a simple but useful defensive meld so you gotta make them sturdy....[insert thaumobabble lecture] Nina and Deis - awwwww |
| urial angel of death02-01-08, 07:29 AM | Volrath: Or you could just use mythos magic; there's no limit per day, sanity score doesn't matter on this ship, and you girls have more than enough stat points to cover it. |
| Norr02-01-08, 10:32 AM | Somewhere between Lower Deck City and the Deep Bowels Red - :OMG! Tongie - I'm falling out! *dangles form the lower lip* Zair - This is beautiful. I dodn't know you could engineer this kind of thing so deep inside a ship. Squirrel - Technically, we aren't actually in the ship anymore. This is why this particular location is, in fact, much larger than the outside dimensions of ship itself. Red - :drool: (ihh) I want this place. Zair - So this is a self-contained demiplane then, ethereal or astral? Squirrel - Neither. This demiplane is contained within the Forgotten Freedom itself and is not cotermious to either the astral, etherial or shadow planes. We do have transfer points and power conductors extending to them however, so we are not magically impaired in any way. Red - (ihh) I don't speak squirrel, but somehow I suddenly love this place even more. Zair - Truly remarkable. But how can the ship contain something larger than itself? I mean, even the astral is large enough to contain its own demiplanes. Squirrel - Ma'am, this is the Forgotten Freedom. Ah, here we are. The party has stopped outside a tree large enough around to provide lumber for several large mansions. The squirrel guide signs for them to wait while he scampers up among the trees many branches. Shortly an elevator basket appears, hoisting the wizard and his familiar up into the tree. Well inside, it turns out the tree has been grown to form a massive structure with openings ranging from squirrel-size to archs you could fit a horse through. Squirrel - This is where I leave you. Take that opening, down the corridor, second left, one level down, first right, third left, up two levels, first left, left again, second right, down one level, first left, then right. First door. Red - :blink: 'kay... Zaire - :rolleyes: Come with me. The familiar skitters down the passage, taking the second left and stopping at the first door in sight. Zaire - Here we are. Red - But... but... Zaire - No butts. *knocks on the door, which openes before the first knock* All three - :confused: They enter, finding a squirrel-sized squirrel sitting behind a man-sized desk. It had glasses. Squirrel with glasses - You are most unexpected, how can I help you? Zaire - Oh, if it is a bad time, we can come again later. Swg - not at all, I have you booked in at this time. Zaire - :uh-huh: But you said we were unexpected. Swg - Certainly. *takes out a planner from the desks drawer* See? "Unexpected meeting with Transmuter R. Neckman and Familiar Zair." Zair - *holds her head* This is madness... Swg - Madness? No ma'am, this is the Forgotten Freedom. Red - I'm picking up some really strange things from my empathic link right now. Zair - *Twitch* Right. We are looking for for a person, mainly squirrel in nature and believe he might have passed through hereabout. Can you help us? Swg - Maybe and likely, since this is the census office. I will need some identifying information of course and a small fee is in order. Zaire - What's the fee. Swg - Normally it's a few acorns, but as you are a familiar the information is treated as requested by your associated master. Non-squirrel-blooded applicants are required to pay roughly 3000 GP worth of acorns, dried fruit or any from of nut. Zaire - Really. *Chill Darkness X3!* Red - :gel: Holy Cr*ping mother of Khyber it's cold! Zaire - *hands over three shadow nuts* Swg - Excellent. Now to business. Who, exactly, are you looking for? |
| gordonml02-02-08, 01:32 AM | Shadewing: now IM losing crazy points...CRIMSON COAT OF ILPHARAZZ! Dark jester:not this again... OOGordonml: Oh c**p not again. Everybody....RUN AWAY! |
| rampant02-02-08, 02:07 AM | Xiath - Dinner time! Spot - *weird dance* (woof) Shadewing - *pulls out some cutlery* Redshirt cynic - You know what, lets just save everyone some trouble and dip ourselves in barbeque. Xiath - :mad: BBQ! YOU DIE SLOWLY! Viscious and brutal death Xiath - Haven't these heathens heard of honey mustard? |
| gordonml02-02-08, 11:21 PM | Shadewing: FLAMING SWORD! dark jester: I'm going to the basement before he goes berserk...again...*teleport noise* OOgordonml:...Yeah, i'll follow jester*teleport noise* |
| rampant02-03-08, 01:32 AM | Xiath - *pulls double-scimitar* Bring it! |
| gordonml02-03-08, 02:04 PM | Shadewing: WAND OF FIRE STORM! WANT OF METEOR SWARM! WAND OF SCORCHING RAY! WAND OF EXPLOSION! OOgordonml(from the basement): ****. D.jester(basement):phew, last time he had wands of wall of stone and rock to lava too. Shadewing:WANDS OF WALL OF STONE AND ROCK TO LAVA! D. Jester: DAMMIT! *KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* |
| rampant02-03-08, 02:42 PM | Xiath - *Jumps into the air and uses the whirling blades of her double scimitar to deflect targeted spells and using those impacts to avoid the area affects* Spot - *weird dance* (grrrrrrr) Xiath - Gaurd the food! Xiath catches enough of an opening to set down on the ground and attempt a true reflection with her blade only to watch as the reflected ray fizzles. Shadewing - Kid you're good but that takes a little more mystic mojo than you got. Xiath - grrrrrr *throws her weapon at Shadewing's hand forcing him to drop a wand* Shadewing - Hah *stone and ro- With a fierce sneer of concentration Xiath pulls the Double Scimitar back to her hands with telekinesis, just in time to use it to pole vault out of the spell's area. |
| Kale_Fangblade02-03-08, 04:34 PM | Theres a flash of red light and a brief smell of brimstone as Sithis appears infront of Xiath. Sithis: Though im all for encouraging my little Cousin to flex her abilities, I think using 9th grade spells on a 6 year old are a bit much. No one :censored: with my cousin. Sithis's hands blur in action as he casts a series of wards over himself, then, turning his palms he unleashes an empowered hellrimeblast. The bolt of icey energy misses shadewing by inches. Shadewing: Missed! Sithis: Hardly :smirk: The blast explodes behind Shadewing, becoming a shower of sword-like Icicles, which shadewing dodges. Just. Shadewing responds, with a second meteor swarm the flaming projectiles sent hurtling towards Sithis. Sithis: Temporal Shift Sithis raises a hand, an effect similar to the refraction caused by water appearing around him and pooling in his hand. The sphere then is sent at the Meteor swarm, it blossomed out over them like a cacoon and vanished. leaving the Meteorites frozen in place and time. Xiath: *mutter* Show off. Sithis: Xiath, do you remember the Omega formation your dad taught you? *Counterspell* Xiath: :rolleye2: like he'd let me forget. Sithis: Well here's your chance to show off those new moves |
| demonfey0202-03-08, 04:38 PM | Ilt *with bag of popcorn*: My money's on Xiath and Sithis for the win. You? Dorvos *takes some popcorn from the bag*: Hmmm (No contest.) Ilt: Wanna go take bets from the other redshirts? Dorvos: Hm hmmm (Why not.) |
| rampant02-04-08, 01:37 AM | Xiath - Cover me! Sithis - what are you *parry* doing? Xiath tosses her double scimitar into the air, as it reaches its peak the weapon begins spinning like a rotor blade and Xiath leaps upward. Using a telekinetic link Xiath holds the whirling steel above and behind her shoulders. Sithis - Stop stabbing me you bastard! Shadewing - *STAB* *Searing ray* Sithis - *dodge* *counter* quit it! Xiath lands heavily the blades still whiling behind her as energy begins to pool in her mouth. Latching onto the ground with her clawed hands Xiath rears slightly and unleashes a psionic blast through her mouth. Xiath - *MEGA-FLARE* Sithis - *dive for cover* |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-04-08, 02:02 AM | OOKaizer: You know...I'm actually shocked it took us this long to introduce a Final Fantasy-style Bahamut into this thread... OOrampant: :D You're just jealous I thought of it first. *gets out his poking stick* OOrampant: Now get to work! :fight!: OOKaizer: GAH! |
| Norr02-04-08, 04:49 PM | Swg - Excellent. Now to business. Who, exactly, are you looking for? Outside the door Squirrel 1 - So, how long till they snap? Squirrel 2 - 5 minutes tops. S1 - Wanna bet an acorn on that? S2 - A symbolic sum? Why not. S1 - I go for ten. You? Squirrel 3 - I dunno, Isn't his familiar a squirrel? S1 - Well, so are you. S3 - What's that supposed to mean? S1 and S2 - :shifty: Nothing. |
| mid___knight02-04-08, 07:16 PM | Micheal had brushed up on his dating skills..revised them and updated them for the times...no more disco suits for this guy....swuade all the way. He walks up to the door and knocks carrying a bouquet of flowers (posey's and stuff makes him look pathetically cute) He even washed his hair...and body especially after the urging from the girls that he smelled like evil...and ripe..stink fruit..the gay kind. So he used his lufa and AXE(tm) body wash (exalted fragrance)(stolen) and even permed his hair. http://movies.go.com/i/features/travoltatimeline/kotter.jpg Knock knock knock Micheal (ihh) I will not think about how hot she is...i will not think about how hot she is...or about the last elven chick i banged Micheal is lost in thought and does hear a " who is it?" ..and knocks again...then realizes he is having a problem and tries to hide his....problem that is now.... sticking out at him. Again but this time he doesnt answer because he doesnt want to be at the door when it opens to show off ....his problem...not yet he was told most girls prefer dinner first...or at least wine. But well she isnt the most patient people and expecting evil at her door (the chaotic kind..not moronic evil) she kicks the door open which slams into micheal squishing him ...and his problem ..between the wall and the door...crunch. micheal : myne claven.... thump. Soliloqui' : oh look flowers...cute..Quicky must be feeling sorry for his ..accident the other day. quicksilver (ihh) my accident? ?!!??! posey's....hmm maybe she will be happy enough to try again ...hopefulyl longer than 3 seconds this time.. |
| gordonml02-04-08, 10:17 PM | Shadewing vanishes, seemingly disintigrated. D. jester(back on deck): no comment, never seen that before. *huge ball of acid drops on kithic from a couple inches up* D.jester: Back to the basement, then. |
| rampant02-04-08, 10:42 PM | OOC - What's a Kithic? |
| demonfey0202-04-08, 11:05 PM | Redshirt: WHYYYYYYYYYY! Ilt: Oh my gods, you killed Kithic! Dorvos: Hmmm hm hmmm! (Wasn't that one a jerk?) Ilt: Well, yeah, but he owed me money. |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-05-08, 03:11 AM | OOC: Gentlemen...BEHOLD! The precise reason Tirmek hates Lilly so very, very much. http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/080205.png |
| rampant02-05-08, 03:51 AM | Tirmek - Ok new plan, I'm just going to enjoy his pain, and roast hot dogs over him. *gets a stick, and a package of buns, and another of hot dogs* Why do they sell the buns in bags of 8 and the hot dogs in bags of 10? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-05-08, 09:20 AM | Tirmek - …Why do they sell the buns in bags of 8 and the hot dogs in bags of 10? 13: Because the buns are so plump that the package would get unwieldy if they stuffed more than 8 in. The only arrangements you can have of anything packed is in the factors of the number. In the case of 10 you only have 1 and 10 or 2 and 5, both of which would result in packages too long to be easily handled. Hot dogs can be arranged 2 by 5 because they're smaller and thus don't cause long packages. Tirmek: :confused: Why are you explaining something that will result in me being less annoyed? 13: Because now it'll annoy me that you are no longer annoyed. That's why I'm a god while Kithle's just Magnificent. :D |
| rampant02-05-08, 03:25 PM | Tirmek - Well then I have idea to pitch to TeizaCorp. Tardis hot dog bun packs. Later Momo - I'm sorry Mr. Tharmis but our R&D department has decided its cheaper to make bigger hot dogs that come in 8-packs. |
| gordonml02-05-08, 10:25 PM | Shadewing*pops back into existance* that was just a widened orb of acid...what'd I do, roll all max? or maybe i accidentally applied maximize and empower, not widen...too many metamagic feats. Ok, we take votes. Who thinks we need a 20th lvl cleric?*counts votes* Who thinks we need another orb of acid?*counts votes* D.jester...what the... OOGordonml: *back on deck* wait, what? |
| rampant02-06-08, 12:40 AM | Xiath - Awwwwww he got away. Sithis - :rolleyes: Why are all my relatives crazy? |
| demonfey0202-06-08, 04:27 PM | Ilt: Drat. Xiath: No loot? Ilt: No loot. Fight ended too soon. Xiath: Aw, no addition to the hoard today... Spot: *dance* (food?) Ilt: E's right, there're other ways... Xiath: That's right! CHEWY! Spot: *dance* (arf!) Redshirts: Aw... |
| urial angel of death02-06-08, 09:11 PM | The group is now having some down time after several days of non-stop fighting. Terra: What are you doing little brother? Volrath: I'm just writing sections in the Book of the Blind God. Terra: The what now? Volrath: Oh it's the holy text of my grandfather's followers. Unfortunately his mind was shattered long ago so the passages come to the minds of his faithful out of order and seeming at random. For instance read this last thing I wrote. "Book of the End 8:11 And so the prideful man tried to take the "pious" woman. 12 But come the Son's most beloved thrall. He struck down the prideful man, and the "pious" woman fled, and the prideful man knew the name of the King." See completely meaningless. Terra: Don't say that! :eek: A scream splits the air and is quickly followed by the sound of bones cracking and flesh ripping. Lisa runs into the room and is followed by a figure dressed in white overcoat its face is concealed by a wide-brimmed hat. The figure is carrying Micheal's limp and hollow body. Volrath: Okay not completely meaningless. |
| rampant02-06-08, 09:17 PM | Satnak - Cool he got rid of the dead weight for us. Micheal's ghost - HEY! |
| rampant02-07-08, 06:37 AM | Satnak - Guess who just saw game play footage from Devil May cry 4? Figure with stupid hat - This is not going to end well is it? Satnak - Lemme give you a hint, Dante is still the best, well second best, I could so take him. Nero is a cheap knock off with a glorified hookshot. *Shapes crystals into a stylized blade and pulls out the shotgun* :D |
| gordonml02-07-08, 08:15 AM | All: NEW GAME! TO THE GAMESTOP!!!!!*get in van* We are going on a safari see the lions from my ferrari hope we do not get the malari it's safari time *repeat first stanza* many nice suprises are waiting in the jungle girlie, oh girlie we going on safari I show you the goats and the chickens and the monkeys and if you don't want to come I'll go there anyways *repeat first stanza* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-07-08, 05:13 PM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 3 Beetle: Oh, I say, you're that Schrodigger Jarlot chap who beat Evil-Lilly. Schrodigger: Yeah, that's me. Beetle: Do you…have those Bunny cards with you? Could I possibly take a look at them? Schrodigger: Since I'm a trusting person who prefers to believe people are Good without having cast detect on them, and you being British makes you inherently honorable, I see no reason not to. (takes the cards out of his pocket and hands them to Beetle) Beetle: Oh, jolly good. I see you've fallen into my fiendishly clever trap. (tosses the cards over the side of the ship) Lilly: You took advantage of a naïve good-guy. How is that anywhere near fiendish? Beetle: Quiet, you! One day I will be the greatest card gamer ever, and there's nothing you can do to stop me! NOTHING! (walks away laughing) Schrodigger: ……………………………………No, Lilly, don't—(takes out and flips through the script) Lilly, you're supposed to jump in after my cards. Lilly: Do I look stupid? :rolleyes: Schrodigger: You're Lilly. Lilly: Well…still. :P Schrodigger: But how else are you going to reveal to the rest of us the sub-plot involving your brother's imminent medical condition. Lilly: What condition? Hyrd: Hey. What up? Lilly: Hyrd, did Ivy say anything to you about some medical condition he has? Hyrd: Does soreness count? Momo: Moving along……… ************ Outside Texmex's room……… Texmex: But Texmex does not understand: how could any woman not want a taste of Texmex? Miko: :mad: You're a full-blown lady's man! There's no challenge! Texmex: So you are saying you would sleep with Texmex if he were hard to get? Miko: ……………………:shifty:……………Yes. Texmex: Texmex can live with that. |
| mid___knight02-08-08, 01:03 PM | Ghost Micheal: This is going to make trying to get nookie alot more difficult. Andrea: not really ..Ghost touch vibr... Micheal Ghost: FOR ME TO GET NOOKIE not you..ewwww Andrea: who cares about you? |
| rampant02-08-08, 05:23 PM | Satnak - You gonna fight or what? figure in stupid hat - ... Actually he just ****** me off, I'm usually more of a Poker man myself. Satnak - Texas? Figure in stupid hat - Sure. Satnak - Be dear pet and help Dorvos bring in the card table Deis. Deis - Yes maam Half-way through setting up the table Deis - hey wait one damn minute! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-08-08, 05:34 PM | Deis - hey wait one damn minute! Figure in Stupid Hat: I don't think we have that much time. Deis: :confused: Figure in Stupid Hat: Unless you'd like me to wait a regular minute. Or maybe a bliss minute. I just think measuring things in Damn Time is going to slow down the proceedings. I mean, what takes longer: a minute where you're screwed or a minute where you're on :cloud9:?— Deis: :headexplo 13! Figure in Stupid Hat: 42. |
| rampant02-09-08, 02:03 AM | Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmmmm Hmmmmmmmmm (Ok the game is hold 'em people, big blind on my right little blind on my right moving counter-clockwise) The table watches as the boy begins shuffling faster than a greased arrowhawk. Figure in stupid hat - What did he say? Deis - Just play along and nod occasionally. |
| gordonml02-09-08, 04:57 AM | All: back. TO THE PLATFORMS! *they sing the safari song again* |
| rampant02-09-08, 05:23 PM | Aomas - Yoltis! Send word to the armorer I'll be leading the strike force myself. Yoltis - He's already been informed. Aomas - You know me so well old gnome. ------------------------------------------------ Aoa - I think it's time to pay my dear "brother" a visit. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-10-08, 06:00 PM | 13 and Ketty: :rofl: Nither: :confused: What's going on here? I could hear you laughing from half-way across the ship. 13: Oh, just reviewing Tirmek's Dol Dornmas pictures. :devil: http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/funny-pictures-cat-with-santa.jpg |
| rampant02-10-08, 07:15 PM | Santa - No Tirmek - Come on! It says right there on my character sheet, Incarnate (good). I mean that's gotta count for something. Santa - It would if you were a follower of the host. But your a Ravanian. Tirmek - :mad: Santa - Why are you here anyway? Shouldn't you be at Ravanna's booth? Tirmek - My girlfriend is a Territe. Santa - Poor bastard. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-10-08, 07:46 PM | OOC: :confused: |
| rampant02-10-08, 07:57 PM | OOC: What's not to get? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-10-08, 08:02 PM | OOC: We get that it's a "this isn't your religion" joke, but it seems to suggest that we should know what they various religions mean, especially the "she's a Territe" bit. As it stands it's a bunch of random names. |
| rampant02-10-08, 09:07 PM | OOC: Ok host = dol dorn = dol dornmas K? Ravanna goddess of Rakshasa = Ravanians (don't think this is eberron cannon but we used her for the jokes in 06 so meh) Terra = Territe |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-10-08, 09:42 PM | OOC: We should have been more clear: we know who the names refer to, we don't know why it's funny that Tirmek is a Ravanian and his girlfriend is a Territe. |
| rampant02-10-08, 09:49 PM | OOC: It wasn't so much the territe vs. Ravanian angle so much as the domineering girlfriend joke. Or at least that was the intent. |
| Paulon02-10-08, 09:53 PM | OOC: My guess is that it's due to the way followers of Terra, or perhaps Alleged followers of Terra have been repeatedly depicted as having a psychotic urge to destroy anything different to themselves in the name of their religion, despite the fact it's the last thing Terra would support. So they're figuring Tirmek is going to get scragged by his girlfriend in the name of religion. |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-10-08, 11:04 PM | OOC: I just thought it was funny. :D |
| rampant02-10-08, 11:51 PM | OOC: I just thought it was funny. :D OOC: This is the primary mission objective. |
| Paulon02-11-08, 12:17 AM | Humor's more fun when you don't have to analyze it. |
| rampant02-11-08, 01:28 AM | Aomas - Order the main force to attack, the reserves will complete fortification of the withdrawal points, keep an eye on that 13th formation, they'll probably try to pull something sneak later. Blue armored humanoids with squads of tall tan warforged with darker blue are mass teleported onto the various decks and habitations of the FF. The wards around the uber residences, and more "interesting" sectors of the ships flare as they destroy incoming travelers. Noticeably moonforged are never teleported into an area s part of the first wave. Nor are units containing Clerics in the odd dual layered armor. |
| Crystalforged02-11-08, 01:28 AM | Humor's more fun when you don't have to analyze it. OOCrystalforged: Agreed, I thought it was pretty funny when I read it but at this point the joke is really just dead to me. Kinda like Kanatash over there. Kanatash: :weep: |
| demonfey0202-11-08, 01:54 AM | OODF: Well, if you really don't want him any more, I'll take him. Andrea: Hey, what about me? Nalfein: Can I get in on this too? Caralot: Yay! I'll get screen time anyway! Jarlot: :pint: OODF: I'll try, anyway... Ilt: Better than the Metal Kender, anyway...why did you come up with Shiny again? OODF: Boredom and felt evil. Ilt: Right, right. As they find the ship, parts of the deck crack under the weight and shatter, dropping them into the depths. *************** Roosevelt: Ninety nine thousand, hundred thousand, hundred one thousand...Yeah, all here. He jumps onto a golem's shoulder, which then carries off a large bag of gold. *************** The Kitchen A group appears as Nalfein's working on a 30 alarm chili. Moonforged: You, stand down! Nalfein just lifts the lid and watches the chili feed. Nalfein: Hm...needs more secret ingredient. ************** Kanatash: Doo dee doo, got screen time, yay! He blows up the heads of another squad with a thought. Kanatash: Hm, need a few to drive insane...Caralot, honey, how's the new warforged coming? Caralot: Almost ready. Ilt: OH :censored: NO! He tosses Pholly at it. *BOOM* Ilt: I'm NOT letting that one happen here too! OODF: Okay, fine...:rolleyes: Jarlot: :pint: ************** Andrea, well... Moonforged zombies: Braaaaaaainnnnnnnsss........ Andrea: And that's how you make undead warforged constructs. ************** Dorvos: Hmm hmmmmm (Can I get screen time too?) OODF: Ask your entity. That goes for you guys too. Corre, Ketty, Feal'thas: Aw, man... All the cats: Mrew... (Aw...) Kenku: :zzz: |
| Paulon02-11-08, 02:03 AM | Fela pokes her nose into the kitchen, and pulls it out again fast, before Mr Crazy Fireball spots her. She wonders how Norbaz will react to finding Nalfein playing with his cooking gear... |
| demonfey0202-11-08, 02:08 AM | OODF: Uh...oops.:embarrass Nalfein: That ingredient, of course, being fireball. Norbaz *hits with spatula*: Not in my kitchen, you don't.:mad: Nalfein: But I'm booored! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-11-08, 01:14 PM | OOCrystalforged: Agreed, I thought it was pretty funny when I read it but at this point the joke is really just dead to me. Bunny: My work here is done. Time to go start a war. |
| gordonml02-11-08, 09:47 PM | Shadewing: back. hey, we need another for rayman raving rabbids 2, anyone want to come? We've also got Super smash bros brawl if anyone wants to play that instead, we've got a lot of platforms and Tvs. A gold piece buys alot now =D worth $100.(OOC:made that up =D) From the room: Meta knight WINS! D.Jester:dammit not again! |
| rampant02-12-08, 03:02 AM | Dorvos - Hmmmmmmm (hello) Big old Moonforged with way too much plating - Ok obviously underaged fighter with a tail and feminine shoulders, BISHI ALERT! Dorvos - ... :twitch: (DIE!) Old Moonforged - Oh great he's got a complex:rolleyes: |
| demonfey0202-12-08, 02:59 PM | Ilt: Again? The camera pans out to show him in a group where a small squad of moonforged appeared. They all turn towards him. However, that means they don't notice the bouncing blue ball heading their way, guided as if by an outside will, or what's following it. Xiath: CHEWY!!! Spot: *Spins* (Arf arf arf!) The ball bounces into the moonforged mooks as Xiath pulls out her double scimitar, cutting a path to her chew toy, and her "puppy" jumps on a couple others, before trying to carry them off to bury. Ilt: :hides: ________________________________________ __ Kanatash: Hm, what to do to the next one? In his favorite torture room, he has three moonforged. Each one is muttering as they rock back and forth, as he plays around in their minds. Moonforged 1: The Crystals...everywhere...why? There are no gods, or angels... Moonforged 2: :twitch: Aundair...won...Last War... Moonforged 3: FUTURE WAR! FUTURE WAR! Oh gods make it stop! (the last one's a movie-youtube it.) |
| Crystalforged02-12-08, 08:33 PM | Kanatash: (shuffling through some tapes) Come on, theres got to be some good material here somewhere... (pulls out one) Oooh, heres a good one. (floats over to tv) I think you boys will "enjoy" this one. :evillaugh http://youtube.com/watch?v=xx3PVE8yLhI Moonforged: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! |
| demonfey0202-12-08, 10:06 PM | Kanatash: Hm...:plotting: Every unnamed moonforged mook in a mile radius (the ship is big, after all) is suddenly connected to each other. Kanatash: Greetings, puny minded fools, I am Kanatash, the creature who will be slowly driving you insane so I can savor the sound of all your minds breaking at once. They begin witnessing what the three are, and everything else he's done to them. Kanatash: Now, I am going to find a suitable torture for each one of you, which will then feed the growing madness of all of you, until the last one is driven completely insane by it all, just as I start on em, which will then recoil on the rest of you in an ever amplifying loop, at which point I will expose you to the horrors that are my mind, all in the name of experimentation. But don't worry, this experiment is for the good of me.:D |
| rampant02-12-08, 10:11 PM | OOC: Guys torment the humanoid soldiers too. Humanoid mooks - what we ain't good enough anymore? we got a union pal! We'll strike! |
| demonfey0202-12-08, 10:15 PM | Kanatash: :rolleyes: If I must, I guess I could be bothered to attempt this with more people...:smirk: They get drawn into the link too. Humanoid mook: Ya know, maybe this wasn't as good an idea as previously thought... Kanatash: You think? Humanoid and moonforged mooks in the area: :eek: Ilt: My apologies, but my entity didn't make the connection that there were any. Don't know why. He stabs a few to keep them from running. |
| gordonml02-12-08, 10:16 PM | From the room again: PIT wins! OOGordonml: dammit! later... Again F.T.R: LINK wins! Shadewing:dammit! |
| rampant02-13-08, 01:07 AM | Later MEWTWO ROCKS HARD! Shadewing - How did you get it to do that when you win? OORampant (in mewtwo suit) - E.B.N.E. power Shadewing - Why not use those to win everytime? OORamapnt - That would constitute something useful. |
| gordonml02-13-08, 09:30 AM | Later in the room... the game: MEWTWO.................... DIES! |
| demonfey0202-13-08, 10:15 AM | *Fwoosh* A missile hits Shadewing in the back, sending him flying. Announcer: KO! OODF (in Solid Snake outfit): :D |
| Norr02-13-08, 11:23 AM | A currently unmolested moonforged leading a smallish humanoid unit charges across the deck of the FF. The moonforged suddenly stopped, causing most of the unit to crash into him from behind. He didn't seem to notice. In front of him was a tiny creature, something like a purplish black squirreloid. It looked at him. He looked back. If the moonforged had had a softer mouth, he would have grinned. As it was, he gingerly lifted his foot and stomped down hard. Strange. No squish. He lifted his foot and saw, half-imbedded into the wooden deck, a small red acorn with a burning fuse. Moonforged - Wut the f- *BOOM* From a small cranny not far away, a small purplish black squirreloid emerged. It trotted along the deck squeaking the tune of 'singing in the rain*' as moonforged parts started falling back down onto the deck. *Actually, it was the popular local FF variation of that same tune 'singing in the rain of body parts', made popular by the band 'Squirrel Minstrels'. |
| rampant02-13-08, 01:08 PM | Satnak is visciously mauling anyone in her way as she rushes towards the kitchen. Satnak - NORBAZ! I brought the sprats Load them up. She's having another craving! Norbaz - Maybe we should just let her deal with the invaders. Satnak - But then we wouldn't be able to stop her. Norbaz - *gulp* 20 trays of pickle and ice cream chili coming up. |
| DungeonJman02-13-08, 07:20 PM | *smells the kitchen* On second thought, i'd rather let the mooks get me... *faints* |
| rampant02-14-08, 02:37 AM | Elina - Sorry big guy but I can't let you do anything to my best friend. He's making my dress to the dance next week. Spike Plated Moon Forged - ... Suferot Matriarch Elina Branford: Threat level moderate. Elina - :confused: :mad: What's it take to get a severe rating? Spikey - scavenger infection Elina - oh... i can see how that constitutes severe. Elina lashes out with a psychic chain attempting to entangle the larger fighter. The moon forged's hands glow as it concentrates essentia into its spiked fists and shatters the chain with its counter blow. Spikey then funnels some more essentia into its feet and dashes past Elina's defenses with a burst of speed and brings its hands down hard on the shocked Blade weaver who just barely manges to phase out in time. Elina - (i.h.h. this one is good, looks to be an emulator model given the unusual plating, just what series?) -------------------------------------------------------------- OOC: Moonforged have slightly rigid thinking patterns, but they're still deadly and can adapt without a ridiculous amount of trouble. So no more treating them like mooks ok? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-14-08, 10:51 AM | OOC: Moonforged have slightly rigid thinking patterns, but they're still deadly and can adapt without a ridiculous amount of trouble. So no more treating them like mooks ok? OOC: This is the Forgotten Freedom: mook rating is determined solely by how much of rain pain in the A** you are. "The Forgotten Freedom — Where Pun-Pun is a mook!" |
| rampant02-14-08, 01:47 PM | Sarah - Sorry guys but the kitty belongs to me. Yoltis - So its the possesive girlfriend. Leave this one to me and proceed with your search. As three moonforged head towards the exit Sarah attempts to block their progress. For her trouble a massive fist slams her into the wall. Turning to address this new threat Sarah sees a massive 40 ft tall silver blue humanoid with the old gnome floating inside. At least until the second layer of the gnome's armor expands and covers the larger form around him. Yoltis - I am the hand of Fate girl none shall stop me! |
| Kale_Fangblade02-14-08, 03:28 PM | Forgotten Freedom, d'vol Territory Tara stood back as she watched Feal'thas and Naz'roth rain blows down on a particularly difficult 'Moonforged'. As a Necromancer Tara was used to dealing with living or undead opponents, Constructs were another kettle of fish all together. Tara raised her hands, uttering a the spell's chant she gritted her teeth as she formed the offensive spells. She disliked Evocation, it was far easier to shift someone's life force about than blow them to peices. And at least necromancy tended to leave the body intact. As Tara uttered the final word, she hurled the cannon-ball sized sphere of black Force at an Oproaching Moonforged. The orb of force detonated as it struck the Moonforged leaving a huge crater in its armour plating. After that, it expanded outwards enveloping it in a large unbreakable black sphere. Tara grinned, only to have that grin leave her face as The Moonforged started pounding on the sphere... Tara: Damn. Those angels build these things pretty well... Further away, Naz'roth and Feal'thas were having similar difficulties with their Moonforged. It appered no matter how many blows they'd rained down on it the thing was taking very little damage. Its whole armour plating was covered in craters and poch marks, sections of it were mangled from Naz'roths Inflict Damage infusions and yet it continued fighting and have even managed to land a few blows on them. Naz'roth scowled, Keeping the formulea for another infusion in his head as with a beat of his wings he twisted away from one of its fists. Ducking forwards again, Naz'roth unleashed his infusion. A wave of red light fell over the construct, causing its limbs to dissolve into dust. Moonforged: B*gger. *falls over* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-14-08, 04:06 PM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 4 Cast: Finally! The ship finally approaches Chanse's private island…… Lilly: Wow, an entire island where people compete to throw each other off. It's "Survivor: Card Games!" Schrodigger: Actually it's more like "Lost". Lilly: Why? Schrodigger: We're all at each others throats and none of this makes any sense. |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-14-08, 06:29 PM | Sarah: :bored: I've heard that one before. Now I strongly suggest you GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY. Yoltis: Not happening. Sarah: Fine, have it your way. Yoltis blinks and nearly a dozen Sarah's fill his view. Sarah: :devil: Just don't blame me when I smash your little toy. With a gutteral scream, the dopplegangers descended upon him, two meeting a quick end as he smashed them into shadowmush. Another got a close up view of his foot before a fourth was crushed into the wall. Yoltis: *tth* I've done her no harm after the first blow. These dopplegangers are as amazing a defensive move as they come. Switching between bodies at will while still being free to attack. My only choice is to wipe them out before going for the- His attention was drawn away from further attack by finding himself unable to lift his foot. Retracting his other from the wall, he saw the remains of it attached firmly to it, throwing off his balance as he tried to stand. Yoltis: What the... The remaining dopplegangers continued to attack, only to be swatted away, turned into goo like the others. With his already fragile balance, a kick to the side by the last one resulted in toppling the giant. Yoltis: Wait just a damn minute here! SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE STUPID ONE! Sarah doppleganger: Bark! :evillaugh (Checkmate!) The gnome fell to the side, his hand contacting the wall in an effort to right himself. The now significant residue from the destroyed dopplegangers all but glued his hand to it. Yoltis: *now almost completely stuck* :mad: You little bi- *last remaining Sarah disappears in a puff of shadowmatter* Yoltis: :mymy: She's been gone since she made the doubles?! Shaking his other fist in rage, the goo attached to it lashed out and sucked his last appendage to the wall. What should have been easy to break wood seemed now to be the consistency of steel. Yoltis: She altered their composition to keep me here? When the hell did she learn strategy?! Of course, yet another realization struck him, this one even more surprising. Yoltis: :OMG! SHE IGNORED A BATTLE FOR THE BOY?! This development merited a quick report, but right now getting loose was the most important thing. He knew how twisted some of the crew could be, and being unable to defend himself was the last thing he desired at the moment. |
| DungeonJman02-14-08, 07:02 PM | And how twisted those not quite in the crew can be.... *holds up a roll of Duct Tape* :devil::evillaugh Yoltis: :eek: Redshirt: Ooohhhh...felt that...Ouch...by the way, i thought you couldn't actually do anything for us... *banishes him to the Yin-Yang World with the Yin Yo-Yo* OODungeonJ: The rest of you saw nothing... :shifty: |
| demonfey0202-14-08, 11:03 PM | Jaws of Death Moonforged: Target: Not a threat. Ilt: :( . JoD: Well it's true. Ilt: Yeah... Then the moonforged gets tapped on the shoulder. Ketty: I heard you wanted to see my son. JoD: :OMG! Ilt *running as screams of agony begin*: I am a good distraction, though.:D |
| rampant02-15-08, 02:18 AM | Yoltis - *DIVINE MIGHT* Crush smash tearing Yoltis - I'm 80 ft tall in a 30ft corridor, I could have thought this plan out better. *dismiss* *dismiss* As the gnome's projected form dissapates his armor returns to its normal configuration. Yoltis - Now where the hell am I? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-15-08, 10:40 AM | Yoltis - Now where the hell am I? Yoltis: And where is the damage that I just caused to this corridor? ************* Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 4 The four friends finally get to disembark from the boat……… Hyrd (walking past the guards): The fearsome Hyrd uses psionic powers to cloud mens' minds— Guard: Hey, you! Hyrd: (thought: Stupid out-loud narration!) Guard: Stop looking so nervous. Compared to the anime guys you look positively straight. Stupid: Attention, card geeks! Now that my hair's attraction feature has your attention please follow the obviously-compensating-for-something staircase up to the Palace of Low Self-Esteem. Momo (walking up the stairs): Huh?………My detect drowish spell just went off. I think Kerrith is somewhere nearby. Lilly: You sure it wasn't one of the other closeted gays? Kerrith: I HEARD THAT! Hyrd: Hyrd got nothing. |
| demonfey0202-15-08, 11:02 AM | Yoltis walks forward, only to hit an unseen wall. Yoltis *rubbing his face*: Oh. He tries to go backwards, only to have the same thing happen. Yoltis: Dammit! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-15-08, 06:00 PM | Commentary Crew! 13: Moon-forged? So, what, they've been forged with butt-cheeks? Silver: No, no, maybe it's a "were-" thing. Like "wereforged". Only with a cooler name. 13: So it's like Colossus, only without the accent? Bunny: They can have any accent they want, so long as it isn't Austrian. |
| gordonml02-15-08, 11:04 PM | Shadewing:ow...SMGS! D.Jester: SHOTGUN! OOGordonml:SEEKER LAUNCHER! All:*start shooting OODF in the face and stomach* |
| rampant02-16-08, 01:00 AM | Spikey - (I.h.h. activating message systems: this is island emulation unit 0003, i've engaged the suferot matriarch can hold position, but cannot escape or proceed, requesting back up) Spikey Dashes forwardtrying to overrun the smaller fighter, while keeping one spiked hand charged for defense. |
| demonfey0202-16-08, 01:37 AM | All: Hey, where'd he go? OODF *sneaks off in cardboard box*: :shifty: |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-16-08, 02:31 AM | Hurling a mindblade toward the attacker, Elina quickly backed away as he deflected it. Upon contact, the blade shattered, sending countless shards of psionic energy into the air. The glint of light off them blinded the moonforged for a moment, allowing Elina to get under his feet, wrapping several tentacles around one leg before yanking hard. Though not anywhere near as strong as Sarah, she still managed to send Spikey over her head and into the wall. Taking to the air, she rained down shadowspikes upon the currently prone enemy, giving him a Ice Storm charged spear to the chest for good measure before he righted himself. Elina: Tough bastard aren't y- An essentia charged support beam connected with her head, the speed of his attack startling her as she hit the wall. She righted herself fairly quickly and glared at him. Elina: *wipes blood from her mouth* Ok. Now you've made me mad. He knew it wasn't Essentia, but it was definitely something similar that began swirling about her. Reports that she could see, and effect, souls even beyond those known to Incarnum seemed to be accurate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdehnVMEgnw&feature=related |
| rampant02-16-08, 02:58 AM | Spikey - (as his gemstone plating begins to lose its inner glow and crumble) Not going to go down alone. *All of the collapsing moonforged's power is channeled into an explosive blast that becomes a needle sharp beam with jagged edges trailing* Elina - No way that's a breaker technique-(i.h.h. dodge it you moron you can stare at shiny things later) Twisting out of the way as best she can, the only thought going through elina's head is "Oh mom i hope that thing isn't planar phase following". Shortly she finds out it is, as it rips through her left leg. --------------------- 10 minutes later Elina - unnnnnnn why can't i feel my foot? ------------------------------------------------- OOC: Nothing permanent but breaker techniques do tend to linger and hurt more. ------------------------------------------------- Aoa - Ok that moron left the Seed in his damn office. Stupid seer forgot how protected I am against him. The fool has power but no finesse he lets fuf-filling his visions blind him to learning how to control and master his abilities. Little green dude - I still don't see why I have to wear a lady's stocking on my face for this job. Aoa grabs the box holding the Knightmare seed and slips out of the complex, unaware he's been followed by Gaz. |
| gordonml02-16-08, 06:38 PM | Shadewing: *shoots the cardboard box OODF is in with the seeker launcher* I played that game. |
| rampant02-16-08, 08:01 PM | Looming Elina as her leg (slowly reforms) Is a trio of Moon forged. One whose plates are especially rounded resembling domes more than flat armor. Elina - ****. --------------------- Sarah is searching for Tirmek on deck. After slamming through a platoon of humanoid soldiers she comes face to face with a pair of elves with the strange dual layered armor. Elf one - well well brother Elf two - what do we have hear Elf one - a pup without its mother Elf two - a lover seeking her sweety-dear As energy swirls about them each one forms into huge Emerald mantises wearing the outer layer of armor while their physical bodies float safely inside. ------------------------------------------- Jarlot - FOR BOOZE! The reeking captain lays into the melee with his lawn flamingo. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-16-08, 08:41 PM | Elf one - well well brother Elf two - what do we have hear Elf one - a pup without its mother Elf two - a lover seeking her sweety-dear Bunny pulls out an oversized pocket watch and looks at it. Bunny: You're both late for a very important date. |
| gordonml02-16-08, 10:45 PM | Shadewing:AHHHH!!!! ALICE IN WONDERLAND REFERANCE! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!*door slams and SSBB theme song starts* |
| rampant02-17-08, 04:29 AM | Elina is struggling with the three Moonforged. The unit with the domed plates keeps interfering with her attacks. It seems its powers are defensive in nature compared to the disruptive techniques imprinted on the first one. Its charged sheilds combined with its dash ability allows it to deflect most of her best shots. Add in the enduring design of the moon forged an elina isn't scratching them. Elina - (i.h.h. crap those other two aren't managing to do much real damage but, the shield carrier means they can maintain pursuit without fear of a serious counter attack... So that means I gotta lead them into a trap. But who? Satnak isn't taking this seriously? Lily's awol...Momo:devil: ) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-17-08, 08:49 AM | Elina - (i.h.h. ……Lily's awol...Momo:devil: ) OOcat: Who's just as AWOL as Lilly. :confused: |
| demonfey0202-17-08, 10:55 AM | OODF: FF, remember? Just because someone's one place doesn't mean they can't be other places too. |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-17-08, 01:48 PM | Elina: *call: stick* The moment the stick clicks against one of the moonforged, its arm falls off and Scias sits atop it with the stick in his mouth and screws in his hand. Scias: *scribble* MINE! Elina: :devil: Hey, little brother. I'm pretty sure there's a chew toy inside Mr. Dome. Scias: BARK! Moonforged: AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! |
| rampant02-17-08, 01:59 PM | Corre - They're in danger! Other voice - just shut up I'm almost done --------------------------------------------------- Teiza - Ok Mommy's got her freaky chili and Mother is too whipped to leave at this point. Whanna go make trouble? Dorvos - Hmmmmmmm (yes :devil:) |
| demonfey0202-17-08, 03:43 PM | Ilt runs by, with four moonforged and six humanoid mooks after him. Teiza: Come on, I wanna see what makes a moonforged work! Dorvos: Hmmm (Well, it'll give us screentime.) ________________________________________ ______________ Caralot: Hm...wonder what the new guy has planned for me... Kanatash: I'd been wondering that too. OODF: Uh...get back to me later on that. I'm still working on that... |
| rampant02-17-08, 06:58 PM | Sarah manages to duck a pair of flashing claws only to receive an Empowered Searing Light spell to the back. Sarah - (i.h.h. I know what these guys are, Zodians. Powerful clerics in the service of the 12 moon angels are infused with a special psionic ability to create a form of astral construct and use it as a suit. To top it off they still have their divine spells and the dual layered armor they wear protects their astral bodies on the energitic level. Tough bastards all around and there's two of them.) Dorvos - Dut dut dat da! A purple crystal wing intercepts another searing light spell and scatters it back as a largely ineffective color spray. Elf Zodian 1 - Blarg i hate orange! largely ineffective Elf Zodian 2 - Well now you're screwed you can't rhyme that Elf zodian 1 - ..... Dammit there goes our schtick! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-17-08, 07:22 PM | Silver: Zodians? You mean those animal mecha models that you built without glue and that somehow got their own anime series? |
| rampant02-17-08, 07:32 PM | OORampant - I have no idea what you're talking about, and something tells me I don't want to. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-18-08, 09:37 AM | OORampant -…something tells me I don't want to. OOC: Long, long ago……in an age known as "the 90s"………… |
| demonfey0202-18-08, 09:40 AM | Hm...could you mean Zoids? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-18-08, 01:36 PM | Hm...could you mean Zoids? OOC: There has been expressed a desire not to know, and we shall honor that desire. Plus we all know from experience that if you didn't get the joke the first time explaining it won't make it any more funny. |
| mid___knight02-18-08, 02:47 PM | oocmidknight Bots Master!!! |
| gordonml02-18-08, 09:38 PM | Shadewing: uhh...OVERWHELM!*K.O.'s himself* D.Jester:damn, not again. OOGordonml, he K.O.d himself again! OOGordonml: Leave him, its easier that way. |
| mid___knight02-19-08, 12:57 PM | ooc ok thats it I am going to make a pc for some gmae sometime that is a warforged named ninjzz jsut because lol |
| Paulon02-19-08, 01:10 PM | Sarah: Oooh! Extra crunchy chewtoy! :drool: |
| mid___knight02-19-08, 01:55 PM | oocmidknight But but he'd be humaine...and uhmm good..err...and run REALLY fast oh gods don't eat me SArah!!!!!! Falls to the ground as brian is munched on to get all the ninja goodness inside oocmidknight points towards badguy elves and there Katana's Twin 1 .: oh.. Twin 2: crap.. She runs off after them now oocmidknight lays there and starts to contemplate his old Pirate captain pc...Captain D ..archmage and lech...father of ...unkown children good times..good times..definately no ninja thoughts.. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-19-08, 05:15 PM | oocmidknight lays there and starts to contemplate his old Pirate captain pc...Captain D ..archmage and lech...father of ...unkown children good times..good times..definately no ninja thoughts.. Bunny: Yes, just what we need on this ship. Another lech with superpowers. I'm not even going to touch being a pirate. |
| Paulon02-19-08, 05:21 PM | Bunny: Yes, just what we need on this ship. Another lech with superpowers. Elminster: You called? :D OOPaulon is standing outside the expected blast radius with a stopwatch... |
| mid___knight02-19-08, 06:09 PM | oocmidknight poooleeease give me some credit lolhe wanst tricked out for magic...ok he was..but at least he was only old enough to be some peoples parents...not ...well not like Ethan from Cyre...and this guys god was Boccob..and in the end Weejas...cause she is hot..and when he dies he wants to get in her pants (orignal pc died due to rewinding time to save his lovers life by 1 round...then he instead got hit by the effect the round after it...oh well now he bangs weejas for ingenious thinking) |
| rampant02-20-08, 03:16 AM | Teiza - Keep em busy bro, I'm gonna try something. Dorvos flits between the twins using his small size, maneuverability, and a couple of his astral constructs to keep the zodians focused on him. Teiza's shadow warps out of its proper shape and forms a circle with runes inscribed in a border. Sarah - Ok Teiza seems a tad much for summoning shadow elementals. Teiza - For elementals it would be overkill, but I need to hold them a bit when I'm summoning shadow spirits. Sarah - Now wait a minute Teiza there are levels of- Teiza - SHUT UP! Teiza grits her teeth as the inner circle darkens into a portal to the shadow plane. A Great jagged claw rises and grips the edge and levers up the rest of the beast. Contained in the circle is a dog-sized shadow beast with exaggerated claws and a feral visage. Teiza - You'll do Sarah - You aren't seriously gonna let that thing run free are you! I can barely control those things! Teiza - Of course not! Now watch and learn! The circle becomes infused with incarnum energy and starts emitting gold light, as it contracts around the confused shadow beast. The creature is drawn towards and through Teiza. as her shadow contracts back to normal. Now standing behind Teiza the shadow beast now bound in a golden incarnum collar, and matching anklets on all four legs. Sarah - What did you do! Teiza - I used my tie to the beast spirits in conjunction with the shadow magic your mother taught me to control a normally free-willed shadow spirit. Now attack my minion! The bound shadow beast leaps onto one of the zodians and slashes deeply into the astral form bypassing the armor by oozing through a joint. Teiza - Effective isn't it? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-20-08, 07:01 PM | OOcat: And now……for something……completely different, we present to you, in the vein of "Young Hercules" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Young_Hercules) and "Young Inidana Jones" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Young_Indiana_Jones_Chronicles)…… "Young Rose" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geWNqJjbtZU) WARNING: CONTAINS BAD LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL INNUENDO. BUT THEN, THIS IS ROSE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT. |
| rampant02-21-08, 03:27 AM | OOC: That gets my :D Seal of approval for sheer hilarity. |
| rampant02-21-08, 10:34 PM | Rose - what're you guys wachin- HOLY ****! where did you get these videos! Satnak - Doncha love other people's home movies? Serene - yep:D Rose - Being pregnant switched her alignment didn't it? Serene - Replay the horse race again. Satnak - Yes:D :D |
| demonfey0202-22-08, 12:26 AM | A group of three moonforged and a squad of humanoid mooks are trying to find someone important to harass when they come across a strange sight. Moonforged: Why is that gnoll in a redshirt painting what appears to be a lightning rail tunnel on the wall? The light drawn at the end gets closer, as the humanoid mooks realize what is about to happen and jump into random hallways as a lightning rail hits the gnoll and the three moonforged. Humanoid mook 1: Yay! Then Deis shows up. Humanoid mooks: Aw...:weep: |
| rampant02-22-08, 03:46 AM | Mook with pickaxe - Um guys I think we're losing. Moonforged sans an arm - No really I hadn't noticed. Mook - I think the worst part is wearing these stupid usher uniforms and cleaning up their popcorn whenever they finish a showing of the one guy's home movies. Moonforged - Yeah that poor guy must be experiencing a whole spectrum of embarrassment that mortals and forged were never meant to know. ----------------------------------- Rose - :pint: Shaddup you baby you only got one to worry about. I'm catching it from all sides. -hic- besides didn't she retire or something? Cassius - :pint: No you see -hic- she's planning something big -hic- I jus know it. |
| Norr02-22-08, 11:44 AM | http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/040926.jpg Kanatash takes off his orange wig and glasses. Kanatash - :D Okay, who's next? Squirrel - Squeak? Kanatash - What? Yes you can have him. :rolleyes: Squirrel - :devil: |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-22-08, 11:47 AM | OOC: RIP Dr. Hobo. :weep: Moonforged: I get the feeling we're not being taken seriously. Mook: We don't have names or real descriptions. Of COURSE we're not. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-22-08, 01:06 PM | Mook: We don't have names or real descriptions. Of COURSE we're not. OOcat: Would like me to read the names and descriptions of crewmembers who aren't taken seriously? Bunny: You guys are de battum of de food chain. :D |
| gordonml02-23-08, 12:45 AM | Shadewing:*waking up* guh.... D.Jester:OVERWHELM! Shadewing:*gets K.O.d again* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-23-08, 12:34 PM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 4 Chanse steps out onto the balcony above the crowd…… Chanse: Welcome one and all……to my devious scheme for taking over the world! Seize the catboy! Schrodigger: :OMG! Hey, that's not in the script! Chanse: Right, like I'm just going to sit here and wait 10 months while Silvercat incrementally updates to the point at which I play a children's card game just so I can steal your incredibly powerful artifact only to loose. No, this way is much more efficient and likely to succeed—*BONK* Chanse slumps over to reveal Kerrith standing behind him holding The Collected Lamentings of Drzz't, Small Print Edition. Kerrith: I haven't even gotten any scenes yet, you hack! |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-23-08, 12:43 PM | The Collected Lamentings of Drzz't, Small Print Edition.OOC: You get a :rofl: award for that bit of hilarious imagery. Wear it with pride. :D |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-23-08, 02:59 PM | OOC: You get a :rofl: award for that bit of hilarious imagery. Wear it with pride. :D OOC: AWWWWW YEAH! Finally, an award for something we actually did (as opposed to something we just found)! |
| rampant02-23-08, 08:30 PM | OOC: Haven't you seen national treasure? Finding stuff is important. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sarah - Teiza does Elina know you can do that? Teiza - She'll find out when she gets here. Sarah - How many other techniques have you not shown us? Teiza - :D Teiza grabs ahold of the other twin's shadow as it attempts to dislodge the beast from his brother's back. The zodian freezes. Teiza - I call this one shadow emulation. Teiza's own shadow warps and twists till it takes the form of the shadow teiza is gripping. Teiza's eyes glow blue for a moment, before returning to their normal deep dark brown. Teiza - You are so screwed bug boy. |
| cypher_zero02-24-08, 03:03 PM | OOC: Ye GODS men/women! How long have I been gone? What's up with the new boards? It took me forever to find this new one! Does anyone even still remember me (except rampant)? Well, I'm back. More or less. cypher P.S. Anyone still remember the Orange Period of DOOM? P.P.S. Serene's still pregnant? P.P.P.S. Yes Rampant, I know that's my fault. P.P.P.P.S. STOP POKING ME! . |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-24-08, 03:19 PM | OOC: Yay! He's not dead! And no. If I have to keep getting poked, then you're not getting off that easy. :D |
| demonfey0202-24-08, 03:26 PM | Welcome back, Cypher. I'm playing one of the new guys. (in the background) Ilt: Oh gods! My legs! Moonforged: Not so tough without your lightning rail, are ya? Yeah, I thought soooooeaaaaarghgetthisthingoffame! Lady: REEEEEEEEEEEE! Quench: Arf.:love: *CLANGCLANGCLANG* Moonforged: What's that on my leg?! I can't see! Lady: REEEEEEEEE!:D |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-24-08, 04:34 PM | OOC: Of course we remember you. You're the guy who created………uh……………………what was his name? Terrence? |
| Crystalforged02-24-08, 04:44 PM | OOC: Ye GODS men/women! How long have I been gone? What's up with the new boards? It took me forever to find this new one! Does anyone even still remember me (except rampant)? Well, I'm back. More or less. cypher P.S. Anyone still remember the Orange Period of DOOM? P.P.S. Serene's still pregnant? P.P.P.S. Yes Rampant, I know that's my fault. P.P.P.P.S. STOP POKING ME! . :uh-huh: You're alive. Damn, and I thought I dissapeared for a long time. Its been what? Almost a year, since you did any serious posting? Still welcome back, good luck trying to catch up with things. :evillaugh P.S. Make sure to check out the Shadows over Cyre thread. A lot of the action has migrated to that thread now. |
| cypher_zero02-24-08, 05:01 PM | OOC: Well, I'm not sure how much I'll be able to get back into the swing of things, but I still have running plots so I really can't drop out of the picture altogether. So if someone wouldn't mind re-capping the highlights for me? cypher . |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-24-08, 06:10 PM | OOC: Hoo boy. Let's see what I can do. Short, SHORT version: The Meta-Plot is over and we're basically screwing around now, with a dash of a plot by rampant. Somewhat More Helpful Version: Elina was setup by the Shadow in an effort to shatter the old barriers against Diety manifestation, resulting in oodles and oodles of the same torturous experiences you've come to expect from me towards my characters. He lost and was reabsorbed into Aureon, allowing Terra to take her place as Sovereign of Magic and Shadow. During that plot, Terra's feud with Tiamat and a Prophecy about Elina being the "Great Destroyer" resulted in an invasion of Khorvaire by Argonessan, causing the deaths of millions and the eventual destruction of the Chamber's ruling council. Upon Lisa's death during that arc, the already weakened barriers shattered, allowing Terra to become full goddess on the Prime Material Plane. It turned out that pretty much Terra's whole life was a big setup for Khyber's ressurrection. Terra's manifestation and eventual corruption by Tiamat eventually led to Khyber taking over her body. In the resulting near destruction of all reality, Terra died to rebind Khyber, closing the fractures in the seal Eberron had placed on Khyber and ensuring her influence could never reemerge again. The Rajah's and the Ebon Flame were sealed along with her at the cost of the Silver Flame. Lots of other stuff happened too, and the above was only possible through quite a few sacrifices and pain, but that's the condensed version for the Meta-Plot's end. The White Flame has replaced the Silver Flame, its center of power being what was once the Glowing Chasm in the now cleansed Mournlands. Terra and Lisa can manifest from it, but they're about as useful as Glowy, Translucent Obi Wan. :D |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-24-08, 06:34 PM | P.S. Make sure to check out the Shadows over Cyre thread. A lot of the action has migrated to that thread now. OOC: Unfortunately. *sigh* OOC: …Terra and Lisa can manifest from it, but they're about as useful as Glowy, Translucent Obi Wan. :D Bunny: More useful. They don't speak in code. OOcat: Also the dimensional doors have pretty much been thrown open, resulting in other settings spilling over into Eberron. Silver: Ooooo, ooooo! Mention that part where Errandis and Vecna got together! :D OOcat: And right now someone is trying to invade the ship for some reason attached to Tirmek (I can never keep these plotlines straight) while his half-sister is visiting. Meanwhile Schrodigger is starring in rip-off of a popular web-based parody of a silly animé show about card games. 13: Also we found Rose's home movies. :devil: |
| rampant02-24-08, 10:04 PM | Serene and Satnak are raising Lisa and Terra's kids alongside their own. Corre is having a mental breakdown Teiza is pushy, overcompetitive, and dipping deeply into shadow arts without proper monitoring. Dorvos is suffering from a speech impediment I'm too lazy to get around to fixing, and developing a complex due to people calling him girly all the time thanks to his slender build and tendency to wear torso wraps instead of shirts in order to keep his eye from being covered. Each of the S&S kids is bonded to a particular kitten. Except for Shred whose been waiting for the fourth kid as long as Serene. Chalky is still chasing Squishy and they've been lost in the underdecks for a while now. Kithle spends most of his time teaching squirrels to be bastards. Deathpaper is stealing birdseed. The big three headed dragon is now the senator representing the FF in whatever govenrment is currently in power. Fluffy and Slaypaw are the driving force behind the vermin evolution on the FF. |
| rampant02-24-08, 10:39 PM | Tirmek - Ok Elina I think it's time we ended this. Elina - Where have you been? Tirmek - ..... Something urgent came up. --------------------------- Lily - Hello? Guy who looks suspiciously like Tirmek without glasses? How long until the moons are in conjunction and the treasure of twilight appears? Hello? Where'd he go? ---------------------------------- Elina rips the earth from beneath the feet of the Moon forged before her. Tirmek throws a jevelin that misses but then charges forward forcing the 'forged to back up and trip over the projectile. The two smash into each other and are quickly set upon by the two fighters before they untangle themselves. Elina - How's things? Tirmek - I may never sit again. Elina - That mean you're clear? Tirmek - Yep. Elina - So have you actually- Tirmek - Not yet but the moment we manage the time I have a lovely evening planned. Elina - Hows my dress for the dance coming? Tirmek - Oh its going to be a really elegant piece. Elina - (i.h.h. translation: Granma dress) Tirmek - Before you get mad at me, it's hot enough to keep you happy, without getting me in trouble with my aunts. Oh and if anyone asks please use the assumed name on my bussiness cards. It's hard for me to get customers when they know who Maggie Simraht really is. Elina - You know it wouldn't kill you to be a tad more vocal for Rakshasa rights. Tirmek - Feh! You know I don't really consider myself a Rakshasa. Elina - You're a Ravannist. Tirmek - Oh come on so I keep a few holidays! Elina - I'm just saying. Tirmek - Shut up or I add pettycoats. |
| demonfey0202-24-08, 11:57 PM | Moonforged: Get it off getitoffgetitoffgetitoff- *TOSS* Lady: Whee! Moonforged: That's better...and as for you, you Fate damnable canine... Quench: Arf! *PUNT* Quench: Aaaaarrrrrrfffffffff! *SPLAT* Moonforged: That's bettaaaaagh! The moonforged watches as Quench reforms. Moonforged: To Dolurrh with this, I don't get paid enough! The moonforged runs off, before running into another crew member. Kanatash: Another one to play with! Very good, I'm still getting back into the swing of things.:evillaugh Moonforged: Mommy. Ilt: You're a type of warforged- *tap* Dorvos: :waits: Ilt: -Not related to Satnak and Serene, you don't have a mom! Moonforged: :weep: |
| rampant02-25-08, 01:41 AM | Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmm (when are you going to fix this!) OORampant - When I'm not feeling like a bum. ------------------------------------------------------- Elina - (standing on the wrecked moonforged) So where were you really, it doesn't take that long to ditch Lily. Tirmek - Rigging up something to ruin the 13th's illusion of being all their so the 12 moon will realize they're being played and return to base. Also I had to order Gaz's extraction. |
| cypher_zero02-25-08, 10:53 AM | OOC: I've updated the world of Tesseris in the wiki. Link here: http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/Forgotten_Freedom:Tesseris cypher . |
| Norr02-25-08, 11:30 AM | A bunch of moonforged in hoodies come ambling over the deck. A little way away, two other moonforged engaged in combat with redshirts. Moonforged 1 - Great, finally some reinforcements! ...Why are you waering hoodies? The oncoming moonforged flaps their mouths, as if trying to sy something, but no sound comes out. They keep ambling closer but doesn't seem to be in a rush. Moonforged 1 - What's wrong with you! Reinforcements! Now! The hoody-moonforged keep their course and walks right into the other moonforged, toppling them and trampling them. The redshirts cheer and attempts to overwhelm the now prone opponents, only to be trampled to a bloody mass themselves. From the hoods of the moonforged platoons garments angry sqeaking can be heard. (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-cat-controls-zombie-human.jpg) The trampled moonforged get back on their feet, their armor dented but largely intact. Moonforged 1 - :censored: mind control! Impossible! Moonforged 2 - Well, this is the Forgotten Freedom. Moonforged 1 - What? The other moonforged raises his hand and looks at it, seemingly admiring his own construction. It then looks at its fellow mooforged and, despite having a face as unexpressive as a goldfish, it grinned. Moonforged 2 - He's right, these things are hard to control. :smirk: Moonforged 1 - :censored: --- OOC: Welcome back Cypher, I wondered where you got to. |
| rampant02-25-08, 01:42 PM | Dorvos - :bigeyes: Terrek - Ok stop it Teiza - He thinks you don't love him anymore. |
| cypher_zero02-25-08, 02:01 PM | . Terrek - I think... It is time. Dorvos - :confused: Terrek - Come with me. There are things you need to learn that I cannot teach you here. We'll be spending some time on Tesseris. Dorvos - Uh.... cypher . |
| demonfey0202-25-08, 03:03 PM | Ilt: Hey, shouldn't you be killing enemy mooks? Terrek: Huh? Dorvos: Hmmm (Redshirt intern). Terrek: Ah...do they look like they have tasty souls? Ilt: Lots of incarnum users, so probably. |
| cypher_zero02-25-08, 03:31 PM | OOC: Ah... I should have said this right off the bat when I came back. No one plays Terrek but me. Not trying to be a jerk here, but... it's been a standing thing ever since I created the character. On occasion you might see Rampant post something where he uses Terrek, but that's only after he's okay'd it with me. The reason behind this is that Terrek for the most part does not take part in the random jokes/insanity that occur on a regular basis. He's pretty serious character and over 2 thousand years old with more depth behind him than I've really be able to put into his Wiki thus far. As such, Terrek is typically used only as a serious plot device and then only by me. My point is, if he shows up, and you're not directly involved, you're probably not supposed to be. I say this because all too often others will have him say/do things wildly out of character (such as the above). A more proper response from Terrek would have been along the lines of either A. totally ignoring Ilt or B. "They are not worth my time." cypher . |
| rampant02-25-08, 03:37 PM | OOC: Cyph lighten up a little you knew what you were getting into when you joined. DF Terrek takes a bit of special handling think more Black adder + magneto less monty python + black mage with him ok? |
| cypher_zero02-25-08, 03:43 PM | OOC: Sorry, wasn't trying to be harsh... but you all (that have been around forever) know how I am about Terrek. Again, sorry if I came across as harsh but there's more to Terrek than just what happens on this thread. Oh, and Rampant, I left off with Dorvos so I could get your response. cypher . |
| Norr02-25-08, 03:50 PM | OOC: not really harsh, no need to apologize (of course, I'm not the one on the recieving end here). Terrek only being played by Cypher might also be considered part of his 'thing', like kanatashs' madness or Jarlots drinking/metagaming. In a way, it's a bit FFy in itself. In a farfetched kind of way... Ignore me, I'm rambling :p |
| rampant02-25-08, 04:17 PM | Dorvos - hmmmmm (hold on a tick gramps) HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Dorvos thrums deep in his gut and unleashes a spray of crystal tendrils into The mantis twins. Teiza - KILL STEALER! Dorvos - Hmmmm (we can go now) |
| demonfey0202-25-08, 04:34 PM | OODF: Sorry, I'd forgotten about that-I think I read through this all last year, so details like that tend to slip after a while... |
| cypher_zero02-25-08, 08:40 PM | Terrek - TEIZA! Teiza - Oh :censored:! (Comes running) Yes Grandpa? Terrek leans in closely to Teiza's face and looks her squarely in the eye. Terrek - Watch your language. I know you grew up on a pirate ship, and belive me I didn't want it that way but your mothers.... Anyway, I will not have you use that language. You are a young lady of royal blood and shouldn't be using those words. Don't you let me catch you again. (Pulls back away from her face, but still looks stern) Now, my origional point: It is "Kill Thief." Not "Kill Stealer." I know your mothers taught you better than that. Now get going before I decide to tell your mothers about your cussing habit. Teiza - :mymy: :hides: Dorvos - Hmm- (That wa- ) *thwap!* Terrek smacks Dorvos in the back of the head. Dovos - Hmmmm? (What was that for?) Terrek - Don't steal other peoples kills. I don't care if it's your sister, it's still not right. What have your mothers been teaching you lot? *sigh* Well, c'mon then. We're going to take care of this speach problem you seem to be having. And there's some other things we need to discuss. Terrek raises one of his hands and extends his index finger which becomes long and bladed then slices through the air tearing a hole in between this reality and Tesseris. He then ushers Dorvos inside and follows, closing the rift behind him. cypher . |
| rampant02-25-08, 09:24 PM | Mittens - Mrrr *rolls over on Dorvos's head without falling off* Terrek - Impressive but disturbing. Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmm (try flying when she does that that, thats impressive and disturbing) --------------------------------------------- Back on Deck Teiza is taking out her frustrations on the enemy needless to say much screaming and bleeding is involved. Teiza - Royal blood! What a load of Bull! I mean seriously talk about a rip off, you gotta be all polite and shi- (i.h.h. the old coot might still be listening) ...stuff....all the time and everyone is always either putting you on a pedestal or telling you to do better. It just makes me want to hurt something! Like you! Moonforged - crap |
| demonfey0202-26-08, 12:16 AM | Moonforged: Can I join you guys? Ilt: Huh? Moonforged: Upon analyzing current events, I've decided that I have better chances as a redshirt than as an enemy mook. Ilt: Ah. Grab a shirt off one of the fallen, then. The moonforged rushes off to grab a shirt-right into the path of Teiza. Moonforged: I surrggggrrrrrrk! Teiza: RAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHHHH! |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-26-08, 12:49 AM | Elina: :mad: Ok, I am not officially p*ssed off that these guys are still here. Sarah: You're just mad because Lilly's off elsewhere and you haven't gotten any in a while. Elina: Quiet you. We're going with drastic measures. Teach these bastards not to take us lightly. Sarah: :confused: :lightbulb: :devil: Elina: :smirk: Yep. With that, the two ran off in different directions, creating dopplegangers as they went. Dodging past enemies till they'd covered sufficient ground, they detonated, spraying shadowmatter across swaths of the enemies. Moonforged: WTF?! Mooks: :twitch: What the hell is this stuff? The shadowmatter began moving, seeping into sensitive parts of the Moonforged as well as enemy weaponry. Within, the bits began slicing apart, eating away at, and gumming up the joints, wiring, and magical/psionic pathways of the various foes, dropping a sizable number (mostly the more damaged ones) in short order, the rest only just catching on what, exactly, had happened. |
| rampant02-26-08, 12:58 AM | Tirmek - Hmmmmmm 3... 2.... 1.... ------------------------------------------- Maladren - Ok its time The Nazarune begins chanting over a roughly spherical red crystal formation. The scene zooms out and reveals that she is under several layers of illusion magic forming the "army" of the 13th. Maladren - (finishing chant) *MAXIMIZED DISPEL MAGIC* The 13th units disappear. Aomas - They're illusions?...:confused: ...:eek: BACK TO BASE ALL UNITS PULL BACK! --------------------------- Little Green Dude - Observers reporting the shutdown of the illusion at the FF. Aoa - What happen to the sentries? L.G.D. - Unknown. Aoa - We are getting out of here yesterday! |
| rampant02-26-08, 04:02 AM | An earth elemental orc rises out of the floor. Orc - Emporer the senate building has been infested by strange oozes filled with chunks of ... well no one is sure what's in it, and no one wants to get close enough to look. Terrek - :mad: Dorvos! Dorvos - *holding up a leaking travel pack of chili* Hmmmmmmmm (sorry I forgot it was in my bag) |
| cypher_zero02-26-08, 08:08 AM | Terrek - *Sigh* This is why I don't like you spending so much time on that d*mned ship. Eventually the the insanity starts bleeding through... Well, go clean up this mess. Keep the chili somewhere safe for the next time Satnak is around here. We'll being your lession when you're done with that. cypher . |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-26-08, 10:29 AM | Elina: :tantrum: We used the Nanite Attack for :censored:ing ILLUSIONS?! Scias: *scribblie* Wow, ne-chan's not taking this well, is she? Chi: Chi. Scias: *scribble* You do? Chi: Chiiii. Scias: *scribble* Ewwww... Didn't need to know that. Chi: Chi. Scias: *scribble* I knew Teiza was doing something new, but... Chi: Chi. Scias: *scribble* That's gotta be frustrating for her. But I can see why she hasn't said anything considering past incidents. Chi: Chi~? Scias: *scribble* Yeah. Sometimes getting burned is the best teacher. Chi: Chi? Scias: *scribble* I, er, liked to chew on cords when I was little. :embarrass Then I bit into a live one. Chi: :weep: Chiiiii~! *SNUGGLE* Scias: :eek: Oh, c-c-c-c-c-cra- *RIVAL SNUGGLE* Chu: :mad: CHU! Chi: :mad: CHI! Scias: :weep: *tth* Why me? 13: :evillaugh |
| rampant02-26-08, 03:02 PM | Tirmek - What are you babbling about the 13th were illusions the12 were the ones on the ship there still pieces lying around. Teiza is taking out her frustration on the head of a moonforged. Teiza - *chewing ineffectively on a moonforged's head* I kill you! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dorvos - *Wearing an apron and wielding a spoon and pot cover as a sword and sheild* Hmmmmmmmmmm (i got the chili beaten back into the heavy duty cauldron) |
| gordonml02-26-08, 10:05 PM | Shadewing:*shoots the moonforged with another rocket launcher*Dangit, when'll they die! D.Jester:OVERWHELM! AGAIN! Shadewing:*glurk* |
| demonfey0202-26-08, 11:42 PM | Ilt: They're mostly dead, actually. Shadewing: Really? Ilt: :bored: He gestures to the piles of corpses littering the ground. Shadewing: Oh. |
| rampant02-27-08, 02:20 AM | Teiza - Hey you two OFF THE THEIF! Chu - CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! :eek: Chi - ChIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! :eek: Both run for their lives trying to drag Scias with them until Teiza flaps her wings and hurtles over them and captures Scias in her grip and twists him free. Teiza - Lets go cause some :censored:ing :censored:! Scias - (i.h.h. someone got after her to act like royalty again, why can't she hatch her little rebellious schemes with someone else. Why is it always me and Momo?) |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-27-08, 10:48 AM | OOC: Speaking of Momo... IC: Teiza: Where is she, anyway? Scias: *shrugs* It's then that they hear a hopping noise from a ways away. Teiza: There. Heading towards it, it slowly gets louder, and proves to be much further away than they'd guessed. *hop* *crunch* *hop* *crunch* *hop* *crunch* *HOP* *CRUNCH* *HOP* *CRUNCH* *HOP* *CRUNCH* *HOP* *CRUNCH* *HOP* *CRUNCH* Teiza & Scias: :twitch: Giant Momo: Hi~! http://www.animegalleries.net/albums/userpics/44276/bunnygirl.png The girl was now a good sixty feet tall, only fitting in the corridors by hopping bunny-style, which ended up breaking the floorboards when she landed. Teiza: :bored: What have I told you about getting into the Potions of Enlarge Person? Momo: :D Hee hee... *further down the hall Momo was hopping along* Ketler: :tantrum: *tth* So close! *hides Giant Rabbit Trap* |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-28-08, 02:22 AM | Elina: I think you killed everyone with that last post. OOKaizer: I swear I didn't know Giant Bunny Momo could be lethal! Elina: Just don't do any- http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3173/2297147011_6347cb0b3e_o.jpg Nina: Look what Auntie Serene made for me! OOKaizer: :cloud9: Kawaiiiiii~! :cloud9: Elina: :doh: *sigh* |
| rampant02-28-08, 02:32 AM | OORampant - :gah: too much cute :ghosted: Satnak - Put some damn pants on young ladies! |
| Kaizer_Ryu02-28-08, 02:40 AM | Nina: :blush: I'm wearing my gym shorts like you tell me too. I just grew faster than Auntie thought I would. Not wearing it would be mean! Satnak: :nonono: I'd better go smite me some lolicon pervert just to be sure. |
| Paulon02-28-08, 02:54 AM | Ketler is busy sneaking off, as quietly as he can. Satnak: :nonono: I'd better go smite me some lolicon pervert just to be sure. Some sort of extra sense warns Ketler of his peril. Unfortunately his actual reaction wasn't helpful... Ketler: :OMG! :help: :ghosted: Satnak: *glares* Damned heart attacks spoiling my fun. |
| rampant02-28-08, 02:59 AM | Satnak - Ok then now that he's dead (until someone drags him to sick-bay) we need to go get the triplets and Scias some new LONGER gym shorts. In fact everyone is getting new shorts! All nine of you, no more than two inches above the knee, no higher. Elina - What about bathing suits? Satnak - ONE PIECES! Sarah - Are we being put on a dress code? Satnak - Yes Sarah - What about school uniforms Tirmek's is shorter than that. Satnak - Only the one you modded. All official open eye uniforms involve pants, or at least a full body leotard. ------------------------------------- Silver - :tantrum: 13 - :D Bunny - No get away from that corpse mickey! Do not revive him! ------------------------------------------------------- Ilt - I guess the fighting is over for now.... ... Ilt - Well? This is when someone from the crew reminds me why i was safer during the invasion. Fluffy - Meow (well it's no fun if your expecting it) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw02-28-08, 08:16 AM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 4 Chanse: Okay, okay, I'll say my lines— OOcat: Actually we're just going to skip over your scene. Chanse: But—but I don't get another one until the finals! OOcat: Hey, you wanna waste time, we're going to have to make edits. Chanse: :weep: OOcat: Besides, that scene was impossible to parody. ************* Lilly: Well now that we've successfully foiled Chanse's out-of-script plan… Kerrith: I did that! ME! Lilly: …I can get back to killing opponents for their treasure. Schrodigger: Uh, Lilly? You do realize this is supposed to be a non-lethal tournament, right? Lilly: I've already got my +6 sword of ultimate geekness slaying. (holds up a sharpened fraternity hazing paddle) Immediately the entire world ceases to exist. Lilly: Uh, what just happened? OOcat: Well, seeing as your entire universe was created by roleplayers, who in some circles tipify geekness, I'd say the power of your sword negated reality as you know it. Lilly: So it works. Momo: Someone reboot so I can get my slapping hand back. |
| demonfey0202-28-08, 09:02 AM | Ilt: This is the FF, I'm always expecting it. Fluffy: Mrewr (Aw, you're no fun) |
| gordonml02-28-08, 09:16 PM | shadewing: huh...explosive rune field! D.Jester and OOGordonml:OVERWHELM! SILENCE! |
| rampant02-28-08, 10:57 PM | Dorvos is wandering around one of Terrek's labs. Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmm (shiny!) |
| rampant02-29-08, 02:16 AM | Teiza - Told you my plan would work. *HOP* *CRUNCH* Scias - (scribble) What plan? You just landed on giant Momo's head and started barking orders! *HOP* *CRUNCH* Teiza - It's like a plan. |
| demonfey0202-29-08, 02:23 AM | Momo: Hang on a second. I have to pick up the other passengers. *HOP* *CRUNCH* Teiza: Other passengers? Momo stops at a corner, and a few redshirts climb up using one of the ears. They deposit coins into a small box tied into her hair. Momo: Where to? Redshirt: Corner of fourth and floor-395,737 for all of us. Momo: Got it. *HOP* *CRUNCH* Teiza: :confused: |
| rampant02-29-08, 03:48 PM | Terrek - Wait a minute, I just left a bard alone with access to a lab. Crap. ------------------------------------------ Dorvos - Hmmmmm (ok so the green stuff explodes when you mix it with the red stuff, lets see what happens with the blue) |
| cypher_zero02-29-08, 09:29 PM | Terrek - Dorvos! Drop those now. Dorvos - Hmmmm… (Awwww….) Terrek – We’ve wasted too much time fooling around. And you’ve wasted too much time not speaking. Now, why are you refusing to talk? cypher . |
| rampant02-29-08, 10:19 PM | Dorvos - Hmmmmmm ( I am talking ) Terrek - Yes and everyone has to take 3 months to learn what the hell you're saying. Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ( I'm trying what do want from me this is all that comes out ) |
| cypher_zero02-29-08, 10:25 PM | Terrek – You could speak if you chose. You’re choosing not to. Instead you’ve, possibly subconsciously, altered your vocal chords to produce the sounds you do make. Now focus. You can re-form your vocal chords to make intelligible words. Do it. cypher . |
| rampant02-29-08, 10:41 PM | Dorvos - HMMMmmmmhMMMMmmHmHhmHMHMhmmhhmhm (NO WAY OLD MAN! RIBBONS AND WINGS ARE ONE KINDA THING I AIN'T MESSING WITH THE INTERNALS YOU CRAZY OLD LOON!) Terrek - (i.h.h. what the hell is wrong with the boy) Ok the girls don't seem to have that problem. Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmmm (Corre thinks she's the most perfect thing since ever, and Teiza is a mad magician with an uppercut. They wouldn't even stop to think about consequences like slashing up your own esophogaus.) Terrek - What was that about your esophogaus? Dorvos - Hmmmmmmmm (it was an example!) |
| cypher_zero02-29-08, 11:16 PM | Terrek – It seems I’m not getting my point across. Terrek holds up one of his hands and extends his index finger. After a moment it becomes long and blade-like. Then, in a blur of motion, he stabs it into Dorvos’ throat, slicing it open. Terrek – There. Now re-form your throat. Properly this time. Dorvos – Ghurk! Terrek – I gave you all the tools you need. I bred them into your genetics. (leans in close to Dorvos’ face) When I’m done teaching you how to use your abilities you’ll realize that re-forming your vocal chords was nothing next to what you can do with your natural morphic abilities. Now SPEAK! Dorvos holds his throat and looks scared staring up at Terrek. Terrek – (Terrek’s expression softens and he looks almost sympathetic) Look, you are my grandson and this is not easy for me. It will take a bit of work on your part and it will not be easy to get to where you need to be, but nothing in life ever is. Understand though that I am here only to help you. I am your Grandfather and I do love you very much so please trust that I am trying to help you and trust yourself. Dorvos relaxes a bit and then closes his eyes, focusing. The metallic-crstaline flesh of his throat begins to re-knit itself back together. After a few moments the throat closes up and Dorvos tries to speak… Dorvos – Di-hmmm I-mm get mmm-it? Terrek – (with a proud look on his face) Not quite, but almost there. Try again. cypher . |
| rampant02-29-08, 11:41 PM | A few tries later Dorvos - Caff cough gag hic! Terrek is smacked in the face by a mucus encrusted covered chunk of rock. Terrek - Dorvos Dorvos - (in a lyrical voice that somehow manages to chime) I have no idea where that came from. Terrek - (i.h.h. ok here's what happened he swallowed this damn rock when he was little and tried to fix his throat on instinct and did something wrong, something painful and scary it sounds like, then he managed to close up external evidence and promptly suppresed the whole issue, i must have missed the rock because it's been half coated in sloughed crystal thus screwing with my check up scans, ok work on tweaking scans, and get this goopy mess out of my hair) |
| Kaizer_Ryu03-01-08, 01:09 AM | Sarah: :waits: Tirmek: Hey, I'm not the one who said we needed to clean all the badguy corpses up first. Satnak: *cracks whip* ----- Deis: IA, CTHULHU! Dressed in the traditional robes of Xoriat (woven from madness itself and decorated with the souls of the innocent), the little hellion at last completed the ritual set before her by her uncle. The extraordinarily low quality of Redshirt souls resulted in her having to sacrifice something on the order of 300 to the insanity of Xoriat, but considering pay day was tomorrow, Jarlot was more than willing to look the other way. Within the circle floated a swirling, glowing mass of...something. It was eerily similar to the orbs she had retrieved from the semi-canon halloween events in that OTHER thread that had caused many of the entities to pretty much ignore her universe, though the fact that she had offered those very orbs to obtain this one probably had something to do with it. Volrath: Are you prepared for the next step? Once you do this, there is no going ba- *CONSUME* Volrath: ...seems that's a yes. Deis: *licks her fingers* Mmmmmmmm...souls... Homework chittered happily as she felt the energies coursing through Deis, her host's intense Evil going wild for a moment before settling on a purpose. Deis: :cloud9: Volrath: Now, just remember that it's gonna take quite a while to incubate before awakening. The exact duration is never set, and you've got quite a few things that could really mess with the timing, but you'll know when it's gonna happen. Deis: Why do I still feel hesitant about killing everyone for fun? Volrath: That's probably just the remnants of your conscience. The alignment with Xoriat and associated non-Native Outsider traits given by it tends to exacerbate its effects because of our need to obey pacts, at least by their word. Deis: :mad: It's annoying. Volrath: It should go away as you get older. |
| rampant03-01-08, 03:20 AM | Tirmek - Yes I still remember the day mine just gave up. He's in the corner playing poker with Micheal's spine, and doog's ghost. Nina - But you're good! Tirmek - Yes and that's difficult enough without some idiot telling you be nice, honest, and compassionate about it. Deis - You may be the coolest goodguy ever. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-01-08, 10:16 AM | Jarlot was more than willing to look the other way. 13: Heck, give him a bottle of rum and he's willing to look any way you want. Deis: Why do I still feel hesitant about killing everyone for fun? Volrath: That's probably just the remnants of your conscience.…… Deis: :mad: It's annoying. Volrath: It should go away as you get older. Bunny: Let's hope so. |
| Norr03-01-08, 12:30 PM | previous post in the series (http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?p=14981241#post14981241) Squirrel Civilizations demiplane, somewhere between the Underdeck and the Deep bowels, relatively speaking. Red - And that's more or less it. --- OONorr - Yes, it took that long, but also not, since SWG hasn't gone off for lunch yet. --- Squirrel with glasses - *making a few final notes i a file he'd opened* Ah. You are truly a treasure-trove of information sir. Red - I would be so much more comfortable if I knew what this squirrel was saying. Zaire - Nothing you need to know. Red - :( SWG - I believe I know of the person you are looking for. To tell the truth, this explains a lot about how he does so well on this ship. Especially that thing with the rubber paraelemental... Zaire - Yes... *glares at Red* Red - What did I do now? Zaire - Anyway, where is he? SWG - Give me a second, I'll just archive this file. The squirrel jumps down from his gigantic desk and heads for the file cabinet. It is set into the wall with mortar and bricks. On some of them, scorch marks can be seen. The squirrel opens a drawer and tosses the file into it, immediately jumping back when four-feet flames erupt from the drawer. The squirrel quickly closes the drawer and heads back to his place behind his desk. Zaire - :uh-huh: Red - :uh-huh: SWG - Hmm? Oh, we don't keep files on our fellow squirrels. Zaire - but... SWG - However, after our genesis we spent much of our time acting as an information network for our mistress Terra, and so it is customary to properly file any and all information we aquire. This is a working compromise. Red - I wanna know what's going on :weep: I don't understand anything... Zaire - Shut it Red. *to the SWG* So, where is he? SWG - He is a free agent cooperating with our armed forces, they should be back from the invasion any moment. Zaire - Invasion? what invasion? Red - My boy is already off conquering, I raised him well. *proud* SWG - While you were down here, the FF has been invaded by two armies and summarly repelled by the crew, aided primarily by the ubers as well as our covert ops. I suspect they are bringing something back. Waste nut, want nut. Red - *oblivious* but what if he threatens my future empire... this could be dire... Zaire - *ignoring Red* Where can we expect to find the returning parties? SWG - In the pub, that's where they usually hold them. Zaire - ... SWG - ...or in the materials assembly, I suspect he will come in with the scavenger parties. Zaire - Thank you. SWG - My pleasure. Zaire - One thing though, how do we get there? SWG - Of course, how silly of me. You go out this door and to the right, then first left, left, right, up one floor, straight, third right, second left, down two flo- Zaire - Can we get a guide? SWG - Certainly, just go out this door and to the right, then first left, second right- Zaire - :waits: SWG - third door on your right. Ask for Mr G. Zaire - *relieved* Thank you (i.h.h. This feels like a practical joke of some kind) The Squirrel with glasses regards her with a pleasant smile, the same smile an accountant may have when he knows he's charging by the minute. Zaire and Red promptly left, and turned right. --- Note: Red doesn't speak squirrel, but Zaire do, and alternate between squirrel and common as she sees fit. The SWG speaks only squirrel, but understands common as well as several other languages. |
| rampant03-01-08, 01:06 PM | Dorvos - (i.h.h. i wonder if i can stretch this visit out enough that I can get out of cleaning up the mess back home?) |
| rampant03-01-08, 05:06 PM | Teiza - All bow before my awesome power! Scias - *scribble* She's ranting again. Momo - I know but being a doom beast is fun. Scias - *scribble* Try being a lackey. |
| cypher_zero03-01-08, 05:40 PM | Terrek - (Telepathically to Dorvos) No chance. That mess is still going to be there when we get back. You forget about the time differential. Dorvos – (I.h.h.) Crap! Terrek – (verbally) Now, onto the next lesson. Your form is as much crystalline as it is metallic. This allows us some very unique opportunities as far as offensive capabilities. To start with, I want you to form a second set of vocal chords that can emit sub-sonic frequencies. Dorvos - ... cypher . |
| Kale_Fangblade03-01-08, 06:09 PM | Feal'thas is surrounded by a huge pile of Moonforged remains. Feal'thas: *sigh* Why couldn't of been biologicals? At least the Necrmancers or the flesh eating squirrel-roaches will of eaten them by now. Ketty: *cracks her whip* less moaning more working! Feal'thas: Yes dear. *** Alec: Might i supply that you've missed a spot. Tirmek: If your not going to help shut the khyber up. |
| mid___knight03-01-08, 07:20 PM | Soliloqui' comes out of her room looking immaculate of course..doesnt seem to notice the gore and guts hanging everywhere , infact she is using bodyparts and bone as a lufa while she showers. Micheals ghost watching nearby...this form had one advantage...doors do not stop him ever mwahahha. Soliloqui' : damn undead.. she turns and looks him right in the eyes covering her body with the showercurtain. Soliloqui' : so your choosing to spend your afterlife peeping on innocent young elven women? Micheal: actually..I wasnt planning on doing it..but since I can't so anything else..I might aswell..i mean can you blame me? Soliloqui's: hmmm..you know I could turn you... Micheal gets worried: uhmm err please don't. Soliloqui': but I won't.. Micheal: why not? Soliloqui' : because very soon you will realize being undead has a few problems than just being turned...and necromancers. Micheal blinks: what would that be? Soliloqui' looks jsut below his waist. Micheal looks down aswell then blinks. Soliloqui' : Might be able to see anything you want..but inability to do anything with it...its like the gods way of punishing evil men...even if they are slightly attractive ..in a need to be washed kind of way...and perfumed...and remove the drunken slurr of your last moments of death..other than that youd be attractive. Micheal: really?! Soliloqui' : sure...except I prefer alittle brains too.. Micheal: crap.. Quicksilver comes in : Hey..they let me pay them money for 3 beans Soliloqui' ...they apparently grow beanstalks and let us get a golden cow that lays eggs.. Micheal looks over at them: Hey...those are my teeth..not beans...oh come on..I am smarter than him... |
| rampant03-01-08, 08:02 PM | Xiath - *GNAW OF DOOM* Sithis - *holding her on a stick and using xiath as a vacuum* So much easier than actually working. |
| rampant03-01-08, 11:15 PM | Tirmek - Is that everything? Sarah - I think so yeah? Tirmek - so... Sarah - :) yep Tirmek - *conks out* :zzz: Sarah - *curls up around her kitty* :zzz: |
| Charles Phipps03-01-08, 11:18 PM | So where has Lilly been all this time? Lilly: On the phone. OOCharles: For a month. Lilly: With Tirmek's mom. OOCharles: :uh-huh: Lilly: She keeps throwing things in my pool. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqhWfDrbfGw&NR=1 |
| rampant03-01-08, 11:32 PM | Ketty - Well he spent the last week in the med ward actually. He'd interrupted "private time" and Feal'thas was off his leash. ------------------------- Med ward Lily - It's okay man Perfectly rational response. I mean if Elina was doing that to me and someone interrupted, I'd set lungs on fire. I'd sayI got off easy with 47 stab wounds. Feal'thas - :embarrass |
| rampant03-02-08, 03:07 AM | Lisa - Should we be worried about how much Momo is getting into this doom beast thing? Terra - Oh it's just some harmless, fun I mean who'd dare take on Teiza to try to hurt Momo? Lisa - Teiza's kind of what I'm worried about. She's very possesive of Momo and Scias. Terra - She doesn't make as many friends at the school as the older kids, and her twin. She's trying to compensate. Lisa - I get that, but... Terra - Yeah it can be kind of creepy at times. Scias seems to pick up on it when it gets bad, but Momo seems oblivious to it. Schroedigger is gonna end up in a bad spot. |
| gordonml03-02-08, 06:50 AM | Shadewing:STABBITY WRATH!*cloud of knives,whirling blade, magic weapon(s), fire storm) both others:snap, we're out of spells. Shadewing:FIREY STABBITY BOOM! *firey stabbity boom(FOOMSCHKLURT)* |
| demonfey0203-02-08, 01:10 PM | Ilt: CHILI! He throws a bowl at Shadewing. Shadewing: Wait wha-YEEEAARRGGH! THE CHILI, IT BURNS! |
| rampant03-02-08, 04:39 PM | Teiza - O-oh no, there goes tokyo Scias - *scribble* Ok unleashing a giant monster on a reidran city is one thing. The constant Kaiju jokes are another. Momo - *HOP* *CRUNCH* *SOUND OF BUILDINGS COLLAPSING* |
| gordonml03-02-08, 10:01 PM | “Mr. Bush. I have 12 men who are very dangerous!” “If you don’t give in to our demands of having control of the Coca-Cola Company, then we’ll have too make you.” OOgordonml said to the TV which had the President on screen. “Dangerous? Are these the twelve you’re talking about?” The TV turned black and white as it showed different videos of some people on OOgordonml's team. Random genius redcoat: FINALLY, MY PAINFUL DISSOLVEY DEATH POTION IS COMPLETE! Boy, I'm thirsty*drinks the potion* oh crap. Shadewing:*runs around hyper* I DEMAND FUNNEL CAKE! D.Jester:*shoots a lightning dart into the air, it comes back and hits (him/her/it) in the face* redcoat robbing a bank: *tries to shoot a gun and it backfires in his face* argh! Shoddy french workmanship! druid:*outside a plant shop*plants have rights too! psion:*pulled over by a policeman*policeman:do you know how fast you were going? psion:do you know how ugly you look? redcoat in a bar: I'll just have some lemonade for now please. barbarian looking at a 4 year old "i'm going to kick your a**" dumb fighter in mens shop: do you know where my underwear is? idiot in a nursery:“Shut your ****ing face uncle ****. You’re an *** **** licking uncle ****!” With the swears bleeped out. mage burning furbies:“They’re evil I tell you!” The TV turned off leaving OOgordonml all alone. “I’m screwed.” |
| rampant03-02-08, 10:45 PM | Lol But try not to use real-life politicos ok? |
| rampant03-03-08, 04:29 AM | Sarah - zz-skt Huh? wha? The groggy suferot is struck by two things immediately, 1.) She has woken up in her room rather than on deck, 2.) Her Tirmek plushie has taken the place of her real kitty. Sarah - Awwwww She then notices a note attached to the plushie's collar. Dear Sarah, After the end of classes this week there is a rare plant blossoming in the Shoulsoln, the Xen'drik place on the fourth tier. Would you like to see it with me? I'd have asked in person, but it was getting late, and I hate waking you up. -Tirmek |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-03-08, 07:59 AM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 4 And so finally the tournament has begun…… Schrodigger: First thing to do is find Beetle Underground and beat him off the island. Momo: Wouldn't it be safer to work up to him? Schrodigger: This isn't about the tournament right now. This is about revenge: he through my grandfather's cards into the ocean, and I'll never be able to forgive him. Lilly: Why do animé characters always say that like they think it's important? They see Beetle standing at the entrance to a forest path. Schrodigger: There he is! Beetle Underground I chall— Beetle turns and runs. Lilly: :w00t: We've got him on the run! Momo: Lilly, the object of the game is to get your opponent to stay in one spot. The gang follows Beetle into the forest. Lilly: Huh? :confused: :noway: Momo: What is it? Lilly: My trap senses are tingling. Hyrd: Hyrd not know Lilly have Trap Sense. Lilly: I mean my general adventurer sense. Schrodigger: Who cares? We've got Beetle cornered. Beetle: Actually, old chump, I have led you into a trap. Schrodigger: Oh really?……BY THE POWER OF PUBERTY! (overly complex transformation sequence that really doesn't leave him looking any different) I HAVE THE DEEP VOICE! Beetle: Oh, quite impressive, quite. But it shall be not match for— Becoming Schrodigger: MIND CRUSH! Beetle: Oh, I say—:ghosted: Becoming Schrodigger walks over and collects the undefined tournament collection items from Beetle. Momo: :eek: You……you……you cheated! Becoming Schrodigger: Your point? Momo: But you're supposed to be the fair-play guy. Becoming Schrodigger: Listen, the sooner this silly parody is over the sooner I can go back to being a robot. Hyrd: Hyrd not see the attraction. Becoming Schrodigger: Think about it: I'm the spirit of Jarlot trapped inside the body of a kid who won't drink or get laid. Momo: But……you can't do those things as a robot. Becoming Schrodigger: I believe this is the part where I make some oblique reference to Bender. Momo: Well what about Schrodigger? Becoming Schrodigger: If he's stupid enough to trust and obvious villain then he's stupid enough to believe anything we tell him. |
| rampant03-03-08, 09:45 PM | Hyrd - Hyrd bored, hyrd turned all his cards into constructs an hour ago, hyrd wanna find Ivy, Hyrd wanna make Ivy not sit down for rest of his life. Lily - Dammit that's my brother you're talking about! Momo - So? Lily - How come he gets to do it all the time? If hyrd has his way they'd never leave the room. Why can't Elina want me like that? Becoming Schroedigger - Because Elina's not part dragon. Dragons are always one step away from killing you or ****ing you. Sometimes both. Why do you think that there are so many half-dragons with one parent? |
| Kaizer_Ryu03-03-08, 11:23 PM | Sarah: Now that I have your attention- Elina: :bored: Being dragged halfway though the ship to your room tends to do that. Sarah: -I need some wardrobe advice. Tirmek's taking me on a date. *shows her the note* Elina: I don't blame him. You're hell to get up. Sarah: :P Now I was thinking of one of my lighter dresses since it'll be kinda outdoorsy- Elina: :rolleyes: That narrows it down by about two. Sarah: So I like to be able to move in what I wear, so sue me. The main question is exactly how sl*tty what's underneath should be and how best to keep him from noticing till he's in my clutches. Elina: :twitch: *tth* Oh, dear Mom, don't give me mental images of tha- Silver: :D Elina: MY BRAIN! :ghosted: |
| gordonml03-04-08, 04:37 AM | Shadewing:huh?oh i'm talking about the animated plant who secretely rules coca cola. D.Jester:what? no you arn- Shadwing(interrupting):overwhelm! D.Jester:*falls over* crash! |
| cypher_zero03-05-08, 10:12 AM | OOC: Man, over a day and no new posts... What's happening to this thread?! Jeeze... I didn't expect to come back and find it barely holding onto life... There's still so much more to do... ----------- Kanatash - Oh, crap! Plot senses tingling! *BURP* Nope, nevermind. Just indigestion... or was it? cypher . |
| Crystalforged03-05-08, 11:19 AM | Yeah, like I said when you got back, a lot of the action has moved on to the spin-off thread, Shadow's over Cyre, something that I personally don't mind all that much. Honestly, when Charles created SoC he did what I didn't think was possible, he killed the forgotten freedom thread. This threads been hanging on but its been on life support for a while now. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-05-08, 11:28 AM | OOC: Yeah, it's sad really. We couldn't get into the Shadows over Cyre thread (too dark), and we're too lazy to read through it if we ever tried to get back. We guess we shall have to be last voice of this thread before it dies completely. OR those of us who still post here could use this opportunity to seize control from the DMs. :devil: |
| Kaizer_Ryu03-05-08, 11:42 AM | OR those of us who still post here could use this opportunity to seize control from the DMs. :devil:A giant neon sign that reads "Control of the Tread Here: Push Button". Charles is nowhere to be seen and Kaizer is too buzy playing with his DS to care as rampant pushes the button repeatedly, just as he has for the last 20 pages, while laughing maniacally. OOKaizer: Eh. Go for it. *picks up his plots and characters and heads back over to the "Infrequent Poster area* |
| demonfey0203-05-08, 02:30 PM | OODF: So, who'll end up taking over? Well, besides Rampant, anyway. |
| Paulon03-05-08, 03:08 PM | OOC: I think part of the problem is that people feel they can't match the sheer focussed humor in this thread. They see it, they go "Damn, I wish I could be that funny" and they sit back and usually read instead of posting. SoC is a lot more varied, and more, well, human. There's a wider range of interaction clearly visible for a newcomer to fit into. (I'm not saying it isn't there in FF too, just that it's less obvious.) It's a lot easier to write about people with mortal limits, as opposed to 'godlings' who need to have excuses as to why they don't obliterate any problem without needing to think about it. *eyes Satnak and Terrek as prime examples* Edit: The result is that the characters there have more room to grow and develop. Being Ubers or focusing on a single schtick like many of the FF crew seem to limits them and the story. So in the end they're less interesting. The odd thing is that Shadows over Cyre if anything contains less darkness than the Forgotten Freedom threads. The difference is how explicit and personal it can be. Objectively Deis torturing 300 redshirts to death to apparently gain the power to destroy the universe or something similar sometime in the future is worse than anything that's happened to the SoC characters. It just wasn't as detailed as the events which led to at least one person leaving the thread. :weep: |
| rampant03-05-08, 05:52 PM | OOC: Well ecuuuuuuuse me princess, but I'm juggling like 5 plots and its mideterm time! Get off my back! I can smell the poking sticks so don't even think about it!:P ------------------------------- Corre - GAH! Corre - Oh shut up I've almost got this cleared up. Corre - What is "this"? Corre - How would I know? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-05-08, 05:55 PM | OOC: We are the Silvercat. You shall be assimilated into our collective of random ideas. Resistance is……………Ooooooooo, this is a very nice patch of sun:zzz: VERY-OOC: "Sheer focused humor"? Are these people reading the same posts we are? It's like hit or miss. It's mostly luck. Plus the FF Eberron is a great place for going nuts: no one cares what you do to an established person or nation. Wanna have a crossover with Warhammer 40K? We had an invasion by them. Wanna start another Last War? We've done that at least 5 times. Wanna kill an established super-character from another setting? We have Elminster. And when you need an element back after it's already been destroyed? Just call RETCON! and the Great Will of the Macrocosm will be happy to help you. We will give you the "übers make it tough" thing, but that's mainly because they're the most established characters. If we could get some new, non-superpowered-ultra-munchkin people we could rectify that. |
| Kale_Fangblade03-05-08, 06:20 PM | Silvercat is right, we do need some newer players. Which is what i believe Charles was trying to do a while back when he talked of renovating the whole thread. The reason we havent had any new blood in a while is because this a very well established thread, a good proportion of the posters are veterans from the original Forgotten Freedom thread. (though im not a frequent poster, and probably the youngest here in actual real world years, i have been part of this thread since page 20 of the original) Because of all these Veterans, and all these long well established characters we have its detering newer posters from joining us, because it puts over a view that new posters have to have read every single page from the previous two threads. Which is an epic task in itself. Often on this thread i find it difficult to post because i have no idea how to involve my characters in the massive plot threads we have going, and im quite sure there are lots of people who would want to join in but dont for the same reason. I think what we need to do with this thread is reform it, simplify the characters and place new parameters for the levels ( to keep from the Uberisation a lot of us in this thread suffer from, ( and yes, i know im as big a culprit as anyone else) ) and seperate the new thread from the past threads. Hopefully, that will be the 'kiss of life' this thread needs. Also, Im not saying that we need get rid off all our varied and vibrant characters, but just cut back on the masses of background we have for them and simplify how they are presented. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-05-08, 06:44 PM | OOC: The Silvercat endorses the Kale_Fangblade idea on its merits, and not because the Kale_Fangblade has given us a pile of toy mice. :shifty: Wheeee! |
| demonfey0203-06-08, 12:24 AM | OODF: Part of why I stuck with a redshirt...except for Metanoa. Who doesn't count, being a bad guy. Metanoa: :( Spot: *dance*(Arf!) OODF: And you're more rampant's now. On that note... *looks at SilvercatMoonpaw* OODF: Wonder how catnip'd do... |
| rampant03-06-08, 01:02 AM | Fluffy - Hiiiisssss (hands off my stash birdy) |
| demonfey0203-06-08, 01:36 AM | OODF: That's him. *Points to Ilt* Fluffy: Mrew (I knew that.) Ilt (scratching Kenku behind the ears): Don't touch Kenku's stash either. OODF: Aw... |
| gordonml03-06-08, 03:19 AM | Shadewing:*finds some ketchup, and drinks so much he convulses and spews it all back out and falls unconcious* OOGordonml:he overdosed on ketchup, wow, that's low. D.jester*waking up and hearing the conversation between Ilt and OODF*ive got a candy stash in the room. OOGordonml:Shadewing went in there a while ago,after he woke up from his ketchup overdose... both:oh god no... Shadewing, with his eyes bloodshot:HAPPY SLAP!*slaps a redcoat, knocking him off the forgotten freedom*sees another redcoat,who shoots him*I! AM! SHADEWING DARKY!*smashes the redcoat through the floor* D.Jester:*pushes him off the edge of the hole he made*that's for overdosing on tomato ketchup! I mean, what the hell! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-06-08, 07:59 AM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 5 Hyrd: You mean we advanced an episode? Now featuring someone else as Tristan! Hyrd: Hyrd shut up now. So finally the tournament has started, and since Schrodigger has won a game— Beetle: He cheated! *SLAM* Kerrith: Stop wasting post space! :mad: —it's now Lilly's turn. Lilly: Run that by me again? Schrodigger: You can't go around beating people up to collect their vaguely-defined-tournament-collectible-items. Lilly: Why not? Schrodigger: Because it's cheating. Lilly: But y— Becoming Schrodigger: *BRAIN FREEZE* Lilly: :gel: Becoming Schrodigger: Ix-nay on the Eating-chay! Schrodigger: Plus you can't solve all your problems with violence. Lilly: Can't solve…………problem……violence………can't………not solve……………:twitch: Schrodigger: :confused:…………Oh, right, adventurer. :rolleyes: |
| rampant03-06-08, 01:03 PM | Hyrd - See use cards like hyrd. Creepy goth gnome kid is assaulted by Hyrd's newly animated deck that forms into a thin paper snake and proceeds to mercilessly paper cut its victim. |
| rampant03-06-08, 09:22 PM | Corre - I understand now Corre - What? Corre - Remember when Sithis told me about living spells? Corre - Yeah I tuned it out after a bit. Corre - I'm living crystal with an enhanced sensory package, and wicked compression programming. Nothing gets "tuned out". Corre - But's fun to make people think we are. Corre - True. Anyway the whole point is the Sonata of the Silent is a Living maneuver. Corre - They can do that? Corre - I'm a living ruby. Who am I to say what can and can't be alive. Corre - Then what's with all the creepy trippy stuff. Corre - My mind putting itself back together after the data overload burnt its way through my third ocular nerve. Apparently the Sonata of the Silent copies raw data and forces it through the nervous system as part of the attack. In this case a few tips on epic maneuvers. Corre - Say what? Corre - Epic maneuvers...strikes, counters... Corre - and stances that transcend individual styles and become increasingly deadly.... Hey Where did I go? |
| Crystalforged03-06-08, 10:19 PM | OOCrystalforged: *reads rampant's post* :uh-huh: ... KANATASH! What did you do to rampant?! OOKanatash: I swear, I had nothing to do with this one! OOC: :P Yeah, I know something weird is happening to Corre, I just felt the need to comment of the fact that that post was extremely disjointed. |
| gordonml03-06-08, 10:55 PM | D. Jester: ugh...what time is it? OOGordonml:12:00...wh-oh no! bothe:It's Friday! *Shadewing bursts through the floor* Shadewing: MGJFBBFHFB!!!*ker-flumph!* |
| rampant03-06-08, 11:19 PM | Serene - Corre! I'm so glad you're alright! Satnak - What did we learn? Corre - Never block with your eye. Mommy hugs to hard if you stay out late. Seriously if i had to breathe i couldn't. Finally, i need some paper or something because I need to get some of this data dumped, before I can finish purging it. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-07-08, 09:33 AM | Schrodigg-Oh! Episode 5 OOcat: All cast members are forbidden from making snarky comments about how, yes, we have a new post and it's still the same page. Just then Schrodigger and friends— You know what, screw this! OOcat: Meh? OOC: Trying to delicately re-construct this parody in FFese is taking way too long and is way too complicated. We should have just let Chanse try to take over the world. OOcat: So now what? OOC: We're going to WING IT! OOcat: :rolleyes: Oh, yeah, like that's ever worked. |
| rampant03-07-08, 01:41 PM | Momo - You know i don't think that's what he meant. Hyrd - (stitching together an adorable angle plushie with over-sized wings) Wha? Momo - I don't think the E.B.N.E. actually meant to do something with wings. Hyrd - Hyrd have no idea what rabbit is talking about. Hyrd bored. Schroedigger - Not much of an aattention span on that one. Momo - Well it's better than the one time Lily got into the liquor cabinet, and thought he was somewhere called bloodgulch. Lily - I said I'm sorry! Momo - You were hitting on John, except you kept calling him Shelia. |
| demonfey0203-08-08, 12:23 AM | *BOOM* Norbaz: Would you get out of my kitchen already? Nalfien: Not until I figure out how to make the chili physically hotter! The bird bet me I couldn't do it! Norbaz: Oh really... *Elsewhere* Ilt is pondering a very important question. Ilt: Why was that probably not a good idea? Satnak *behind him*: I heard you're the one that got Nalfien trying to nuke the chili. Ilt: Oh yeah, that's why...I'd try to run if I didn't know it would only mean I'd die tired. Satnak: Duly noted, redshirt. *Scene deleted because there aren't words to even begin trying to describe the horrific death inflicted here.* Bunny: Try. *The part involving the giant mulcher was probably the least painful step out of the 29 implemented* Bunny *Pulls out a foam finger with Satnak on it*: That's what I like to hear. *Thought so.* |
| Paulon03-08-08, 12:32 AM | *looks puzzled* OOPaulon: I thought Satnak liked hotter chilli? *wanders off to the kitchen to see what happens if someone stirs a mixture of condensed supernova and essence of Pholly into the chilli* |
| demonfey0203-08-08, 12:38 AM | Not when it means that someone's getting in Norbaz's way. *BOOM* And thinks that "making it hotter" is heating it more. Nalfein *looks at burnt chili*: Hm...Still too few fireballs, I guess. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-08-08, 09:31 AM | Schrodigg-Oh! Miko: Wow, Schrodigger, you're so…squeaky clean. It's quite…refreshing. ;) |
| Kaizer_Ryu03-08-08, 11:57 AM | Momo: *ANGRY POM OF DOOM* Back off, B*tch. He's MINE. Miko: :eek: *tth* Holy crap! Who knew rabbits could be that freakishly scary? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-08-08, 12:11 PM | Bunny: Well, I'm not freakish, but I like to think people are scared of me. :D OOC: Oh, Note: it's okay for people to jump in on this plotline with whatever they feel like. |
| rampant03-08-08, 05:02 PM | Teiza - *Appears behind Momo and glowers menacingly at schroedigger* Momo - *doesn't notice* |
| gordonml03-08-08, 11:32 PM | Shadewing:8falls asleep on Ilt's head, pointy side down. ilt:ARGH! the stabby pain! |
| rampant03-09-08, 03:54 AM | Teiza - Hey Corre You're home -WHAT THE ****ING HELL!!! Corre - What is your problem? As if my day wasn't bad enough, do you realize how long its gonna take me to translate these techniques from Dancer? Years! On top of that I have deal with you screaming like a half-drunk brigand. Teiza - I'm sober brigand thank you very much. Corre - You're a princess and such behavior is beneath you. Teiza - I'd rather do things the fun way. Corre - Brute! Teiza - Buzzkill! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-09-08, 09:47 AM | Schrodigg-Oh! Miko: tth: Maybe I'd better lay off Schrodigger for now. (she turns to Lilly) In that case I ch—(her mouth screws up)—allenge you to a swimsuit competition! :mymy: HEY! (she looks down at her clevage) I thought I told you that I'm in charge! :mad: (her faces twists again) We refuse to participate in meaningless card games. Schrodigger: How is a swimsuit competition any more meaningful? Miko: Unlike a card game we actually have a chance of winning. (face shifts) But you just challenged a guy. Hyrd: What going on? :confused: Momo: Unless I miss my guess, Miko's breast are a separate intelligence. Miko: Grrrrrr.………When I see that Mordain again I'm going to snap his neck! |
| rampant03-09-08, 01:56 PM | Teiza - Seriously Corre you have a scar! That is freak out worthy! Why haven't you fixed it? Corre - You say that like it's not supposed to be there. Teiza - No it's not You're supposed to heal. Corre - I am healed. Teiza - No I mean that mark is supposed to fade. Corre - Dear sister how little you understand. |
| demonfey0203-09-08, 03:10 PM | Corre: Now, what could parry step parry slide hop hop spin mean? Teiza: I DUNNO! Corre: Tone it down a bit? Teiza: Oops. I dunno. But Xiath might-she seems to understand her "puppy", which apparently is the kid of the thing that stabbed you in the face. Corre: :blink: How long did this take to happen? Teiza: Only a week. Short gestation period. Corre: Bet Mom wishes that were the case for her. Serene: Damn straight.:mad: OOrampant: Oh come on, it's a big event! |
| cypher_zero03-09-08, 06:33 PM | OOrampant: Oh come on, it's a big event! OOcypher - ... :shifty: OOrampant - *POKE!* cypher . |
| rampant03-10-08, 01:22 AM | Xiath - Spot's a puppy he can't read. Spot - double-step spin (arf arf) OOC: seriously guys e's got an int of 4, e's lucky e can breathe and move at the same time ---------------------------------------- Serene - Guhh! Satnak - Well my hand hurts now, about time. Serene - *letting herself get picked up and carried to the maternity ward* finally! |
| demonfey0203-10-08, 01:35 AM | Xiath: Could try birdy man. He knew about puppy. Corre: Birdy man? Xiath: Yeah, you accidentally stabbed him on the way in. Corre: ... Turning to look back, she sees that she did decapitate a redshirt on the way in. Corre: Oops. The Medward Ilt's just reaching for the door when Satnak and Serene burst in, Satnak kicking the door off its hinges. *SPLAT* Realm of the dead Ilt: Hey, Bunny. Bunny: Guy who won't stay dead. Ilt: Time to tell Silver she's on again. Bunny: Meh, she knows her job. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-10-08, 09:20 AM | Ilt: Time to tell Silver she's on again. Silver (wearing a red cape, purple shorts, and lugging a black hole): :D |
| Norr03-10-08, 12:42 PM | Previous post in the series (http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?p=15230028#post15230028) Squirrel Civilizations demiplane, somewhere between the Underdeck and the Deep bowels, relatively speaking. Red and his familiar Zaire arrive at (presumably) the right door. Red knocks. the door opens, but there is no one inside. Zaire - Did you use that open/close spell again? Red - no. Zaire - It's only creepy if you're the one behind the door you know. Red - I said I didn't do it. I didn't memorize that spell today. Zaire - then who... A tiny shape crawled out from under a stack of boxes nearby. It turned out to be yet another squirrel. Squirrel Guide - You again. Zaire - Yes. Pardon us, but we need to find the Materials Assembly. Squirrel Guide - Sorry, no time. I have to get these sorted and stacked before I can do anything else. Zaire - Then what are we supposed to do? This place is a maze. Squirrel Guide - Happy to hear it. *Thinks a bit* You know, I could borrow you one of these new gadgets. One less box to stack. Zaire - Would you kindly. Squirrel Guide - *picks up one of the boxes, several times his own size, and tosses it at them* You bring that back with you, y'hear? Red - *opens the box and looks at the device inside, it's bright red and roughly the size of a half-brick.* Zaire - Thank you very much. We'll owe you a favor. Squirrel Guide - Don't worry about it, I'm more than happy to help (ihh: these poor naive fools). Well outside the door, the pair took a closer look at the device. It had a small scrying-screen and some large buttons. All very intuitive and easy to use. They flipped it over. On the back, stamped into the metallic surface, was a set of large reassuring letters: DO NOT PANIC! |
| gordonml03-10-08, 08:02 PM | Shadewing:we shall measure our respective magical talents against eachother. D.Jester:overwhelm*glowey poke* Shadewing:made my saving throw. *goes on for a while* D.Jester:hold person. Shadewing:you get that spell? D.Jester:law domain Shadewing:nice, and made my saving throw. *much later* *random redcoat pushes D.Jester out of the way*H- Shadewing interrupting:destruction! redcoat:does a 21 save? shadewing:no redcoat:crap other redcoat:truly rhe most awesome duel yet. shadewing:yeah, we really blew the special effects budget on that one. watch it, i think you stepped in redcoat. *end blatent OOTS ripoff* |
| rampant03-11-08, 12:25 AM | Dorvos - Grandfather please do not insult me. This is to easy. Terrek - I think you'll find it difficult to bust a set of adamant targets- Dorvos lashes out at the floor with a sonic bolt and pushes one of the blocky targets into the resulting hole. Then another, an earshattering clang results as the blocks are severely dented. Terrek - Clever but not the point of the exercise. |
| demonfey0203-11-08, 12:53 AM | Ilt: You might want to think about what you just called him. Oh, and you mom just went into labor, apparently. Dorvos: I did? And whaaaa? Ilt: Yeah. |
| rampant03-11-08, 01:07 AM | Terrek - How did you get in here? Ilt - *Puff of Logic* Dorvos - The E.B.N.E.s really can't let a joke die. --------------------------------------------------------- OORampant - *kneeling over a decrepit old chicken holding a defibulator* CLEAR! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-11-08, 12:19 PM | Schrodigg-Oh! And so there was a swimsuit contest— Kerrith: So you basically skipped over another entire battle? OOC: Now that we're winging it your services aren't strictly necessary. Kerrith: Oh, sure, kick a man because he doesn't look like your ideal image. :mad: This is femininity discrimination! OOC: Someone roll some eyes here. Miko's Boobs: :eek:…We…we…LOST?! Lilly: *kissy face* Animé trope #XXX: any man who dresses like/transforms into a woman will automatically be hotter than any real women. Silver: Plus he can appeal to all sexual preferences. |
| rampant03-12-08, 01:45 AM | Terrek - I demand to be let in there I'm their doctor! Doog's ghost - Sorry, you're not on the list. Screaming Terrek - Well then put me on the damned list! Doog's Ghost - well I could but then you'd be on hand holding duty. Terrek - ... Kids we're camping here for now. |
| rampant03-13-08, 12:31 AM | Tirmek - *in his base form, wearing a green shirt cut to show off his broad shoulders, with freshly pressed brown pants* Hello Sarah are you ready to head out? |
| demonfey0203-13-08, 12:35 AM | Ilt *with truckload of moonforged arms from the last invasion*: Where do you want them? Doog's ghost: By the bed should work. And step it up, the last batch was used up an hour ago. |
| Kaizer_Ryu03-13-08, 01:03 AM | http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j294/inuyasha_lover_4ever_and_ever/AnimeGirl-10_lg.jpg Sarah: Almost! Tirmek: :mymy: *fights back massive nosebleed* *back in the bathroom* Elina: :bored: *pathing* You've been ready for the last half an hour. Sarah: :D Hee hee. Elina: :smirk: Good girl. *moments later* Tirmek: :twitch: http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff64/Tena-chan48/Anime%20Neko/catdemon64.jpg Sarah: ;) Shall we go? |
| rampant03-13-08, 02:06 AM | Tirmek - (i.h.h. Say something you moron!) ... Ummm... (i.h.h. real smooth genius) ... ah (i.h.h. sweet bloody Mol she's gorgeous) ... umm I...Yes. Sarah grabs onto Tirmek's arm and prods him along towards the portal. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-13-08, 08:34 AM | http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff64/Tena-chan48/Anime%20Neko/catdemon64.jpg Silver: Werewolf genes. Third after cat and bunny for breeding purposes. |
| mid___knight03-13-08, 10:51 AM | Silver: Werewolf genes. Third after cat and bunny for breeding purposes. ooc on a distant plane Delake: uh oh.... |
| rampant03-13-08, 01:33 PM | OORampant - Where does dragon fit on this list? Ketty - NINE! Xiath - :confused: |
| rampant03-13-08, 06:11 PM | Tirmek (managing to only partially overcome the dazed status) escorts Sarah to a classy restruant with a jungle theme. The entire structure is made out of specially grown living plants woven to form booths, aisles, even seating. Tirmek - (pointing out a spiny vine with blue pods growing on it) This is the Gosu creeper that's blooming tonight. Until then lets enjoy the food. I'm told the smoked tarantula is very good. Sarah - (i.h.h. ok now how did he get reservations here?) ---------------------------------------------------------------- Earlier that week Restuarant manager - Help meeeee! Tirmek - (not really paying attention) No down, bad Xiath. Xiath - Chewy! Restuarant Manager - I'll get you reservations for the Gosu Blooming! Tirmek - *Picks Xiath and Spot up by their legs* Well then make it a table for two. |
| rampant03-14-08, 02:46 PM | Satnak - Bind integrity at 76% and falling, Redirection holding steady at 82%. Estimated time till catastrophic failure 2.6 hours. Terrek - Switch to manual redirection we're gonna have to cut it out. Serene - RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-14-08, 03:11 PM | Terrek - Switch to manual redirection we're gonna have to cut it out. Bunny: Considering who its parents are don't you think it'll do that just fine on its own? OOcat: Except if that happens we're going to have Aliens references. |
| rampant03-14-08, 07:17 PM | OORampant - Yeah But Satnak is uber tough, Serene not as much, especially vs. energy attacks. |
| Kaizer_Ryu03-15-08, 06:16 PM | Why Lilly Is Forever Forbidden From Convincing Sarah To Help Him Promote Conversion To His For-Profit Religions http://www.vgcats.com/comics/images/060625.jpg |
| rampant03-15-08, 06:23 PM | As Serene's screams ring out a point off the port bow begins to twist and collapse in on itself. The space around it shimmers as an indistinct figure in black and silver robes appears and moves towards the ship where a certain bard is making an ass of himself. Devon - OMINUS LATIN CHORUS OMINUS LATIN CHORUS CHEEZY THREE-WORD REFRAIN Mysterious Figure using lack of information to create tension - Shut up you Vogon wannabe. A sphere of collapsed space forms in Devon's throat shutting him up, and causing moderate internal bleeding. Myterious figure - Now to gather the chosen one. Bunny - Not this again! Look tell me who keeps choosing these people so I can slit their wrists and then drown them in their own blood. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-15-08, 06:26 PM | Why Lilly Is Forever Forbidden From Convincing Sarah To Help Him Promote Conversion To His For-Profit Religions 13: Well seriously: "But the Silver Flame did it!" has got to be one of the the worst defenses on record. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-15-08, 06:33 PM | Bunny - Not this again! Look tell me who keeps choosing these people so I can slit their wrists and then drown them in their own blood. Silver (on cell phone): What do you mean "already here"? Can't these people at least wait a few minutes after the birth so I can design a girlfriend? I swear, why can't more people be that impatient about sex? Terrek: How do you know this one will be attracted to females? Silver: Statistical probability based upon E.B.N.E.s. And if I'm wrong, hey, Lucky started the whole transgendered craze around here. |
| demonfey0203-15-08, 08:46 PM | Ilt wanders in front of the figure. Ilt: First off, thank you for finally shutting that one up. Mysterious Figure: Not a problem. Ilt: Second off I'm sorry, but I can't let you in there. Mysterious Figure: And why do you say that? Ilt: For starters, knowing how this type of :censored: works, the kid's parents will first probably kill 90 percent of the crew in an unholy rage before someone finds where you are. And personally, I think their killing me would hurt a lot more than yours. Mysterious Figure: I see. Getting the horrible death out of the way early? Ilt: ...Yeah, pretty much. Mysterious Figure: I'll make it quick, then. Ilt: Nice change of pace... *SQUISH* The mysterious figure shakes some blood off of a hand before continuing on. |
| Paulon03-16-08, 01:23 AM | Dolurrh Marut: :bored: You again? Ilt: Yeah, yeah. Deranged meglomaniac intruder, painful death, the usual. Marut: Gossip is that they're building a revolving door just for you. :rolleyes: ????: Hey Ilt. Anything interesting happening? Ilt turns to look at the newcomer. Ilt: Hello OOPaulon. Just a madman trying to steal Serene's baby. OOPaulon: Damn. I suppose that makes it a bad time to tell Satnak that there's a deranged new lich-god over yonder *points at Shadows over Cyre* who's going to destroy whole civilizations, including the knowhow to make chilli. So much for the easy way. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-17-08, 08:55 AM | Schrodigg-Oh! Miko's boobs: :weep: We lost. Schrodigger: Okay, now we have to deal with a freaky fish guy. My guess is this will involve some joke on how sahuagin are not only freaky looking but have a weird name. OOcat: Winging it. Schrodigger: That……does not sound good. :( Miko's boobs: :headexplo WE SHALL NOT LOOSE! SUPER-SLUTTY TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE GO! Immediately all straight or bisexual males faint from blood loss. |
| rampant03-17-08, 11:16 AM | Hyrd - Is it nap time? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-17-08, 08:08 PM | Silver: Contrary to popular belief I did not design this reaction. |
| demonfey0203-18-08, 12:43 AM | Kenku (with camera strapped onto head): Mrow. Silver: Good kitty. Let's see if we can have a repeat of the Jaela pic. :D |
| rampant03-18-08, 01:08 AM | Satnak - He's here. Terrek, go take care of him Mickey can handle the surgery from here, and you're not educated enough to use an energitic control interface. Terrek - (i.h.h. even now the woman mocks me) agreed ------------------------------------------------------------------- Mysterious Figure - Pale shadows of something that should never be cannot match me. Terrek - Begone fool. Terrek lashes out with chains and eldritch power. The figure twists space and the strikes impact upon each other. Mysterious Figure - You cannot touch me, Figment. Terrek - We'll see. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-18-08, 03:26 PM | Schrodigg-Oh! Super Miko: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No man who likes women can possibly stand up to the power of Super Gargantuan Sexy Boobs. Momo: Well, Hyrd, it looks like it's up to us to save the day even though my parody character is a supporting role and yours is comic relief. Hyrd: Hyrd see irony. Momo: *rediculous anime fighting pose* Super Gargantuan Sexy Boob Girl cease your overly sexualized ways and return to the side of semi-subtle innuendo! Super Miko: Never! We shall never return to being tiny and unnoticed. We are large and in charge! Momo: Then you asked for it: Monty Python's Flying Rabbit Kick! |
| Paulon03-18-08, 10:30 PM | Silver: Contrary to popular belief I did not design this reaction. Easily deduced by the fact that it takes blood away from places it can be more usefully directed. |
| demonfey0203-19-08, 02:21 AM | OODF: Alright, Kanatash, you're up. Kanatash: And why would I bother? OODF: It'll give me a chance to get a feel for writing for you, getting you and Caralot more screen time. Kanatash: Hmph. Fine. He floats through the decks, next to Terrek. Mysterious figure: Oh great, another one. Altering space to collapse into a pinpoint area in the middle of Kanatash, the figure watches with apathy as Kanatash is sucked in on himself. Mysterious Figure: That's bett-gah! He is surprised as Kanatash expands to his normal size inside out. Kanatash: Is that the best you can do?:devil: The deck around the mysterious figure surrounds him, broken into numerous tiny and sharp slivers. |
| rampant03-19-08, 02:30 AM | M.F. - Enough of this- HEY! I've been Initialed Lazy Arse E.B.N.E.s! |
| gordonml03-19-08, 09:33 PM | D.jester OOGordonml and Shadewing:uhhh...AMNESIA DUST TO THE FACE! OODF:why is it black? Shadewing:Because it's gunpowder =D *kla-foom* *end 8 bit theater ripoff* |
| rampant03-20-08, 12:58 AM | OORampant - Oh those never end just go on Hiatus for a while. Tirmek - *wearing a familiar red hat* What? |
| demonfey0203-20-08, 01:10 AM | OODF: Yeah. It's only a matter of time before someone does it again. Ilt: And on that note, catch. He tosses Shadewing at the MF's face, as it causes the shards threatening it to become an incredibly dense ball he then sends Terrek's way. Shadewing: Wheeee! He is sent through the ceiling by another distortion in space. MF: Didn't I kill you? Ilt: You and everyone else on the crew. Kanatash: Can't I get a little time without sharing it with the other guy? He tosses fire at the MF. |
| Charles Phipps03-20-08, 01:43 AM | I feel this summarizes my idea for the next plot http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii66/kickmcgregor/JabbaCat.jpg |
| rampant03-20-08, 02:48 AM | Terrek - Rashour you are going on a diet. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-20-08, 09:50 AM | I feel this summarizes my idea for the next plot <snip> OOC: Quite possibly that would be a good opportunity to switch to a new FF thread and implement the proposed tone-down. OOcat: Are we going to have a Schrodigg-Oh! post this time? OOC: Yes, yes, alright. Schrodigg-Oh! But try as they might, even the over-developed power— Inevitable of Bad Puns: You did not just do that. OOcat: It doesn't count unless it was intended. Inevitable of Bad Puns: Change it anyway. OOcat: ………………………Fine. —the catoonishly silly power of overly complex anime moves blended with geek humor is no match for the power of—er, boobs. Inevitable of Bad Puns: You were going to say "the boob-side", weren't you? OOcat: Maaaayyyyyyyybe. :shifty: OOC: Sorry, got to cut this session short. OOcat: But we haven't even gotten to the good lines! OOC: I don't think anyone wants to read our attempt at juvenile humor anyway. :rolleyes: 13: Seriously, you suck at this. :P |
| cypher_zero03-20-08, 03:55 PM | *Sigh* I hate to say it all, but I think this thread is finally dying. DAMN YOU SHADOWS OVER CYRE!!! I guess all that's left is for me to shamelessly plug my OpenRPG server and Forums.... Mayhem Gaming (http://mayhemgaming.net/) an OpenRPG (http://www.openrpg.com/) community for all your online gaming needs. cypher |
| rampant03-20-08, 04:45 PM | OORampant - :P ----------------------- Kanatash - Ok what happened to my torso? The arc-psion's disembodied head turns until it spots the still breathing torso. Kanatash - Ok so that's what my trachea looks like when its working. M.F. - Yes spatial prisons can do that. If you try to lift your left arm you can see your spleen. Kanatash - This is kinda cool. M.F. - yes brings whole new meaning to looking within one's self. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-20-08, 06:37 PM | *Sigh* I hate to say it all, but I think this thread is finally dying. DAMN YOU SHADOWS OVER CYRE!!! OOC: That's what the proposed reboot is for: to bring the Forgotten Freedom down to a level at which it can attract what SOC attracts. |
| cypher_zero03-20-08, 07:03 PM | OOC: If we're going to do that, we should try to bring this game back to it's roots. Being back on the Ebberon boards would also increase our traffic a bit. I sure as heck wouldn't be anywhere near teh pbp boards if it wasn't for the FF. I think that's how most of us started off at least. That and this isn't really a pbp. As far as going back to our roots; this all kicked off with a list of funny rules. Maybe we should do that again for a bit. that's what origionally drew me in. cypher |
| Paulon03-20-08, 07:09 PM | While I agree with everything you said about the Eberron board, the mods there would just move a new thread back here if they didn't delete it. They concluded it was a discussion forum, not an RPG forum, so they moved the two active roleplaying type threads here. Heck, thinking about it, I probably wouldn't have hung around the WotC boards at all if it wasn't for the first FF thread. I hit a link to it somewhere when it was at page 17 and stuck around to read it. *laughs* |
| Kale_Fangblade03-20-08, 07:19 PM | What we really need to know is what the other people on the board want, not just the veterans, as its them we want to attact to the FF. And as it seems that Kaiser and Charles are busy with Shadows over Cyre we're probably going to need a temporary DM or somthing to get things on a new thread running. I suggest we open a thread for people other than us to put ideas into so that we can see what they want from a new FF, then if we agree with the ideas or dont find them completely disagreeable we can roll with them. Im quite happy to open an ideas thread as long as you all are happy with the idea |
| ratslinky03-20-08, 08:48 PM | I think part of the problem might be that everything is so developed. If you decide to enter the thread now without reading a large amount of this thread and quite probably the other two one then it's like coming to a movie halfway through, even though people can tell you what's happened it isn't the same as watching the whole movie. Another problem is the power creep, it's generally funnier when the protagonists aren't the most powerful people out there, while some of the less powerful crew are fine the ubers make any achievement done by those crew members seem nothing. For example lets say Jacob Hunter killed a Arijani that should be a great achievement. These days though Satnak, Terrek, Terra and most other ubers could defeat him with their pinky toe. What I'm trying to say is that this thread is getting boring, we have ubers who in order to be challenged need to fight Khyber or Tiamat, we have teenagers who could defeat anyone on SOC. To me it seems to have gone a bit overboard. I think what we need is to if not get rid of all the current characters then at least tone down there power a fair bit. |
| Kaizer_Ryu03-20-08, 08:56 PM | OOC: That was the point behind making the new thread and turning it into an Epic Level campaign setting. Most PC's would be Level 20-ish, and current Uber's would likely either pass on in the interim or "technically" become NPC's. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-20-08, 10:18 PM | OOC: The Silvercat would be quite fine with the change. Our main characters are forces of nature that exist anyway. We have an entire bar of not-so-powerful employees that never get used. We do think, though, that the world should be rebooted and not simply "continued". To do the latter runs the risk of implying the history that we are trying to scrub out of the fuel intakes of new blood to power the engines of threadness……………… Okay, who let the Tick in here? |
| cypher_zero03-20-08, 10:55 PM | Perhaps we could do like "the early days" type thing... wait... too cliché. A re-boot would be good. I've already got some ideas I'd like to do. Though it would be sad to loose our characters on here, I do think they've become overplayed in a lot of ways. cypher |
| cypher_zero03-20-08, 11:05 PM | Also, I think that if we we tried to get back on the ebberon boards, they might let us, esp if we explained that this is not a true pbp. On another note, if anyone would like to help me build my Campaign Setting - Tesseris, check out this link: Tesseris (http://edsdesigns.com/rpg/forums/viewforum.php?f=153). Some of you might remember that this is the world Terrek created. Well, I'm making it into a high/epic level campaign setting. Check it out. cypher |
| Kaizer_Ryu03-21-08, 12:04 AM | Ultimatecalibur actually coined a term to describe our unique style of PbP; Chaotic Fiction. It's got its own subsection in the Forum Guide. So far, the FF and SoC are the only ones of that type, but Ultimatecalibur's gonna be starting his own soon. We're hoping it'll gain popularity after people start seeing that we're so much more awesome than they are. :cool: |
| Paulon03-21-08, 12:29 AM | I wouldn't go so far as to say the style is unique, though I admit I haven't seen it for a few years. It used to be common in a newsgroup I frequent, though in recent years it's died out there. It's a lot less restrictive than pure PBP, if you can adapt to lack of rules. Things like spraying the BBEG in the face with a shaken up bottle of coke aren't quite covered by most rulesets. :D To be honest, that freedom is one reason I haven't really looked into joining any of the PBP games around here. I actually archived the plots and individual stories involved. They're here (http://www.ultimainfo.net/TaleTelling/BritTales/BritTales.htm) if anyone's interested. |
| rampant03-21-08, 01:40 AM | Sarah - You get the feeling something important is happening? Tirmek - Yes right here right now. I'm spending time with you. The buds of the gosu vine begin to open and slowly reveal shining luminous flowers whose light turns everything else into blackness leaving only the glowing shapes of the flowers. Tirmek - The gosu vine is special not only for its light but for a special parasite that lays its eggs within the buds. They develop within the vine and emerge in the flight stage. From each flower chipping noises herald the emergence of several glowing insect-like creatures with small elongated bodies many spindly legs and six slender wings. Tirmek - These creatures are never seen except at a blooming. The creatures rise en masse and form a great swarm in the air. As they fly the creatures leave fading afterimages of themselves forming "tails" of light that track their movement. As the bugs spiral and dance around the room the watchers grow silent. The soundless display seems to hush the whole room. Tirmek slips noiselessly next to Sarah and wraps his arm around her as they sit in the booth and watch the creatures celebrate their new found freedom. -------------------------------------------- OORampant - I'd like to finish two or three plots first ok. The long term plots can be scaled down from uberishness and used in a new thread with other characters, but I'd like to wrap up a few points. |
| mid___knight03-21-08, 08:56 AM | ooc I came into FF in the 3rd thread ..actually 2nd thread...but I read EVERYTHING from the earlier 2 threads ..i think i jsut prefer reading this thread to playing in it...I tried but coudlnt get into it..its not the uberness i think its jsut i prefered reading it rather than interacting with the pc's my fav is lilly lol and micheal..poor poor micheal Micheal: :weep: :weep: someone cares oocmidknight: not that much your suffereing amuses me lol ...and i really think you shoudl ended up with both terra and lisa hehe but then again i am polyamorous. Micheal : thanks for pointing out my flaws... oocmidknight: no problem its what I do., but forgeting micheal...*micheal adds in ..like happens so very often..I swear i could be a with a girl doing tha nasty and she woudl forget i was even there* oocmidknight and back hands him for interrupting him: As I was saying , I love the thread I love the zhaniness but it does seem as things are Too easy..gods arent really a threat the only way to make a good plot and save it is to say have Satnak go psycho and start killing people and have the survivors try to stop her / hide from her..that would definately tone down the uberness. but that might risk the awesomeness of Lilly....unless he happened to learn the secret art of Hiding from Rupin...a cardboard box with " i'm not hiding in here ....honest" written on it. A new thread might be fun , I came in at SoC after the king in yellow ..that was onyl cause it took me a year to read FF1,2,3 and up to the king in yellow of SoC and then to read the rules for playing online...and then transfer one of my old pc's to it heheh I have some ideas for a toned down game I wouldnt mind. One of the things I like about both is that Race isnt really an ECL in the PbP games...i mean is using faery fire really gonna save your butt in a melee battle ..or dancing lights? darkness maybe.. but Race is mostly for Flavour than anything else which allows you to have interesting concepts like Kael , Xavier, Delake, the half dragons and a whole bunch of others who arent jsut an elf from PhB. If you went by the "rules" *spits* then youd almost never see anyone playing a houndarchon ..there ecl sucks ..or a half fiend cause a +4 is potent and means not too many levels. Basically it allows you to forget #'s and just have fun with it And I like that. But I think (jumping back to my topic earlier before i got lightning carted away) I think the History of the thread is intimidating and its hard to intigrate into plots going on middle stream (i have a friend who was waiting to join SoC until the Shadowspawn thing is done...and should be joining anyday now lol) A new game with a history eveeryone can write and be a part of would be good.....but at the sme time I still wanna read about Timrek and sarah and lilly and elina and everything ..it would be like seeing..transformers taken off the air...again...or robotech...oh gods..the bad memories of childhood favorite tv shows vanishing....all except for smurfs which just wouldnt die....gods *rocks back in forth muttering LaLALala La La La Lala...La La lalala La la la la...smurf a happy song...* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-21-08, 09:22 AM | OOC: A reboot wouldn't have to completely eliminate all characters and/or their history. When Shadows started up it had characters with a lot of history you just didn't know it all in the beginning. If we did a reboot we could keep characters' histories but make sure to reveal it as part of the plot rather than simply assuming anyone who joins knows it all. |
| rampant03-21-08, 08:01 PM | Satnak - Finally Serene - My darling boy Wrapped in soft cloth a baby sleeps, held close by Serene, Satnak gently caresses a soft wisp of black hair. Serene - He's our little one. Satnak - And now I must make that fool understand that. Serene - Be careful we have another mouth to feed. ------------------------------------------------------------- Satnak's fist strikes without warning. M.F. - How did you *caff* slip past my defenses. Satnak - I am SATNAK! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-21-08, 08:08 PM | Satnak - I am SATNAK! OOcat: Yes, well, that is the problem. Satnak: Leave me out of your little mid-life crisis. :P OOC: We wouldn't even need to eliminate the übers, just make them non-über. Satnak would become like a really skilled martial artist: she can beat a lot of people, but there are people and situations which she can't deal with using brute force. |
| rampant03-21-08, 08:19 PM | Satnak - I don't have to use brute force, it's just more fun. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-22-08, 08:50 AM | OOC: Okay, we're going to put up a suggestion thread for the FF now. rampant, this isn't a sign to hurry up, you have all the time you need. We just want to get this started so that we have enough time to get and consider changes. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-23-08, 11:35 AM | Schrodigg-Oh! Momo: #$&%*@#$%&! How is she so good?! Hyrd: Hyrd have been analyzing her abilities and reached startling conclusion: she use chest as extra leverage in force of her attacks. Momo: Wow. :confused: Who knew you could use giant boobs for anything other than incapacitating perverts? Kerrith: Are you people quite done yet? :mad: Momo: Wait, how are you still standing? Miko: Another gay one. It does not matter, we shall defeat you with our gravity-defying nature! Kerrith: Why does everyone assume that I'm gay? Is it because I'm an elf-type creature? Miko: You……you aren't gay? :eek: How……how can this be? Why aren't you incapacitated? Your maleness should be helpless before our oversized might. Kerrith: Sorry, you don't do anything for me. Miko:…………………………NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ! There is a straight male who can resist our power! Our spell is broken! NOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooooOOOOOO…………………… :ghosted: Momo: :blink:……………………I don't get it. Kerrith, why weren't you attracted to Miko? Kerrith: I'm a drow. I only get off on S&M. :P Momo: What—oh, the whole "female dominated society" thing. Kerrith: Current drow scholars speculate that the reason Drizz't lamented about his exile so much is sexual frustration. |
| gordonml03-23-08, 10:41 PM | Shadewing:I'm going to get out of the way of the wave of Drizz't fanboys/girls now... Others:yeah, us too.*ker-bamf* Shadewing:*Ker-bamf* *appears a mile up in the air*well...this sucks.*falls into the fanboy/girl wave*ARGH! |
| rampant03-24-08, 03:13 AM | Teiza - Momo when fighting an opponent making us of advance leverage techniques, alter the terrain. Momo - :lightbulb *plants a shaped charge and runs for cover* FWOOM! Miko - Ok there's a tunnel going straight down. Big whoop:rolleyes: Momo - *push* Miko - *falls in pit* ahhhh - HEY! I'M STUCK! |
| rampant03-24-08, 01:20 PM | Teiza - *GLARE OF DOOM* Schroedigger - PLZDON'TKILLME! |
| Kaizer_Ryu03-24-08, 05:55 PM | OOC: *also posted on SoC* Just to let everyone know, after a few suggestions on this (http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=1006974) thread, I'll be starting up a Chaotic Fiction Tutorial thread, in the hopes that it'll get more people interested in joining games like this one once they see how we do things explained in a more controlled format. In the interest of not overwhelming any newbies, anyone who wants to join in will need to PM me. I'll explain the basic outline of what I'll be doing there. Just FYI, it won't be as Free Form as we have here in the interests of easing people into it, though once it (hopefully) takes off, it'll open up a bit. Also to avoid overwhelming the newbies, I'll only be chosing one or two other veterans to help me with it, probably depending on availability first and experience second. And there'll be only one DM (me! :D ) this time. I hope to have it up by the end of the day, as I've already got an idea of what I want to do. I probably won't decide who or how many to bring along until I get an idea of how many new players will be interested. *crosses fingers* |
| rampant03-25-08, 02:51 AM | M.F. - I bend space itself girl, how do you expect to win? Satnak slams her fists into the deck creating a spray of splinters. As her enemy folds the space around himself to deflect the vicious spray, Satnak tracks the position of several key pieces and uses the info to aim her next roundhouse so that it the warped space aims the strike towards the figure rather than away. *Crunch* M.F. (with a crumpled arm) - Ok now that's annoying. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-25-08, 08:33 AM | OOC: Oh, hey, you guys have got to try these: http://shop.rifftrax.com/samples Especially the Harry Potter one. |
| demonfey0203-25-08, 11:03 AM | Ilt: Hm... He pulls a fuzzy ball out of a bag and tosses a bear at the figure. It meets a messy end. MF: Who do you think you're kiddi-where'd he go? He just dodges a rapier strike after that, as Ilt teleports behind and attempts to help out-and is sent closer to Satnak. He then feels a pain in his mind. Kanatash: Let's see, what can we use... |
| cypher_zero03-25-08, 04:39 PM | A shockwave ripples through the air around the Mysterious Figure scattering everyone in the area. He floats silently above the deck for a moment before touching down on it softly. The Mysterious Figure then strides over to Satnak, who is sitting up in the rubble, getting ready to launch another attack. As she leaps from her feet, the Mysterious Figure bends the space around himself forcing her to fly by. He then catches the back of her hair and in one fluid motion slams her into the deck by it. The moment before she hits, the deck turns to adamantine. Satnak's head impacting on the now metal deck causes the entire ship to shake. The Mysterious Figure bends down and picks Satnak up by her throat. Mysterious Figure: I am here for the child. You cannot stop me. If you continue to interfere, I will kill you. Satnak: F#*K YOU! Satnak fruitlessly swings at the Mysterious Figure, but he catches her arm and breaks it. Satnak sreams out in rage and pain struggling furiously against his grip. Behind the Mysterious Figure, what looks like a tear in the air appears. From the tear four obsidian chains lash you and strike at the figure, though none touch him as space warps around him again. A blast of eldrich energy follows and behind it, a rather ****** off looking Terrek. . |
| Norr03-25-08, 05:59 PM | Around the Mysterious figure, the world seems to slow to a crawl. Mysterious figure - What kind of trick is this? Among the frozen chaos, he spots a tiny shape moving at normal speed. It turns out to be a squirrel in saffron robes. It is also bald. Squirrel in Robes - Do not try to bend reality; that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth. MF - What? SiR - There is no reality. MF - I don't know what the khyber you are talking about. SiR - Then you will see, it is not reality that bends, it is only yourself. Mysterious figure - ... This isn't happening. Squirrel in Robes - Right you are :D Now on with the fight! The scene once again unfreeze, taking any notion of what had happened with it. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-26-08, 04:35 PM | Schrodigg-Oh! OOcat: :zzz: Hu…ha…huh? Oh, right, parody. By now Momo and Hyrd have revived Schrodigger and Lilly. Suddenly a young half-elf leaps out of the bushes. Good Ivy: Schrodigger, I challenge you to a duel! Schrodigger: Why? :confused: I mean, I think we're supposed to at least do the thing where Hyrd fights Stupid. It's all in the script. Good Ivy: There is no more script! That's the problem! Flashback Good Ivy finds his brother, Evil Lilly, moping about their company HQ. Good Ivy: Big brother, what's wrong? Evil Lilly: They wrote our characters out of the parody. Good Ivy: But they can't do that: who'll do all the Kaiba jokes? Evil Lilly: Ivy, the thread's dying, and they're going to do a reboot. All non-essential characters are being scrubbed. I'm just accepting the inevitable. Good Ivy: No! They can't do this to us! I'm going to find Schrodigger and challenge him to a meangless card game! /end Flashback Good Ivy: So you see, if I beat you I can force the writers to keep us around. Becoming Schrodigger (he transformed during the flashback): You mean the same writers who were too lazy to stick to the original parody? |
| rampant03-26-08, 06:04 PM | Hyrd - *staring hungrily at Ivy* Hyrd have better idea. Hyrd take Ivy off screen and do things in the forest. Good Ivy - Character development or getting laid, hmmmm Silver - Like hell! Are you gonna take that! Hyrd - Hell no *grabs Ivy and wanders off-screen* From off Panel Ivy - Hyrd! what are you doing with that! That doesn't go there AHhhhh-oh do that again! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-26-08, 07:02 PM | OOC: Oh dear censors! You do realize how old Good Ivy is supposed to be, standing in for Mokuba, right? |
| Kaizer_Ryu03-26-08, 07:11 PM | OOC: I was wondering about that myself... :shifty: |
| rampant03-26-08, 07:20 PM | Hyrd - Hyrd knew potion of Convinient aging would come in handy some day! |
| ratslinky03-27-08, 07:06 AM | Gaz: :shifty: You mean the one I replaced with a delayed Reduce Person potion? |
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| rampant03-29-08, 01:20 AM | Serene - Oh dear it sounds awful out there. Dark haired feline Shifter with metallic wings and haunted eyes - It is, although Satnak is actually doing pretty well compared to the other one. She's managed to injure him and is still alive. Serene - Rashour! Rashour? - No, atleast not the one you know. Serene - What?! Keep away from My Son Imposter! Rashour - Not an imposter just not your Rashour. I need to take him away from that thing. Serene - NO! GET BACK OR WHEN SATNAK IS DONE WITH TALL MYSTERIOUS AND SMELLY I'LL HAVE A FINE FELINE PATTE WAITING FOR HER! *extends Claws on one hand while Gripping the child close with the other* |
| cypher_zero03-29-08, 06:52 AM | Rashour: You don't understand! I know that thing! It came here to steal your child and there's no way to stop it! All Satnak is doing is making it mad! She's lucky she's not dead! -- Outside -- The mysterious figure radiates a blast out from himself, flattening everyone in the area. Both Terrek and Satnak get slammed into the deck by the blast. Terrek leaps up, Satnak right behind him. Terrek: Satnak! Run distraction while I whip up a spell! Frontal assault is useless! ------- cypher . |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-29-08, 09:07 AM | Rashour: You don't understand! 13 (wearing Rashour mask): You don't understand what I'm going through! ARGH! Yelling and stamping about and slamming doors and general teenage angst! Rashour: Does that even make sense in this context? 13: We're having some trouble with the writing staff. |
| rampant03-29-08, 12:19 PM | Kithle - Well there's your problem, use a whip not a staff. |
| gordonml03-29-08, 08:14 PM | *random arrow* Shadewing:AUGHSPLEEN! D.Jester:shadewing...are you dead? I've waited for this moment my whole life*huge eyes glee expression* |
| rampant03-31-08, 02:52 AM | Satnak - *Grunting and using her undamaged right arm* You got too close *****! M.F. - Unhand me! Satnak - *smiling with a mad glint* Maybe when I'm done unhinging you. *Sickly green power races from Satnak's hand through the M.F.'s exposed hand as his body absorbs the necrocarnum, and the psionic power that followed* Terrek - (i.h.h. I remember that look) M.F. - What the! Satnak - I little breaker trick for all three of you bastards. M.F. - (i.h.h. one to many hits to the head) Satnak - Say good-bye to the audial receptors you smug ghoul. Terrek - I didn't do anything! Satnak - Not you, this smug ghoul. I'd have done the same to you a long time ago if your daughter was just the most wonderful person ever. You see that's gonna be a real ***** to get rid of. It's like the worst aspects of a cockroach and a degenerative neural disease. Essentially thousands of tiny necrocarnum infused astral constructs are eating him alive from the inside out. It feels like every single molecule is on fire. The worst part is once the critters get going they channel their own necrocarnum. From the portion of the target's energitic flow they consume alongside the body. Now watch what happens when the poor fool tries to dispel them. M.F. - AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH As the M.F. attempts to dispel the astral forms of the tiny constructs each grabs on to as much physical and spiritual matter as they can and drag it with them. Leaving a brown wasted withered mess where the figure's right hand once was. A limb whose return was agonizingly slow as the necronstructs in the rest of the M.F. continued to tax its ability to focus or heal. Satnak - *stands* Of course the energy investment and control required on my end means I can't do anything fancy like fix my arm real quick. So I'll just distract him the old fashioned way. GOBLIN PUNCH! CRE-ACK! M.F. - *in a squeaky voice* MY MANHOOD! Lucky - Oh I don't even have one anymore and I felt that. Jarlot - It's not so much a punch as a kick. Rose - And how does it involve goblins? |
| demonfey0203-31-08, 10:19 AM | Ilt (wincing in sympathy after reviving): Ah, that's how you warp dimensions... Satnak: Yeah. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw03-31-08, 02:33 PM | Jarlot - It's not so much a punch as a kick. Rose - And how does it involve goblins? 13: Well, for goblins it's about the right height for a punch. :D UPDATE: OOC: And now to make your day make absolutely no sense: Super-Cute Girl: Snuggly Huggly Superwarm! |
| rampant04-01-08, 02:15 AM | Satnak - What do you say to that punk! *Twists M.F.'s other arm around in 5 dimensions* M.F. - RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *A pulse of power throws Satnak away and smashes her into the deck on her broken arm. Satnak - ghek kaff *blood dribbles from her mouth* Nice try cough. (i.h.h. Move your arse terrek! I can't kill this guys this close to Serene, I've been regulating the boy all day that's difficult to do delicately. Then this clown shows up, I knew he was coming, that's why I had the virus ready, I need a way to reduce his power before I go in for a finisher. Too much risk to Serene and my baby. He's so wrapped up in contingencies that when I bypass them for the death strike the explosion could blast us through a moon. The virus will dissapate him slowly... I was saving that virus for Terrek if he ever helped one of the kids' boy/girlfriends get around my rules. They are supposed to learn to weasel behind my back on their own. I need to talk to the ghoul in law later.) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OORampant - ok so is there anything for us FF junkies while Kaizer is training the newbs? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-01-08, 09:30 AM | OORampant - ok so is there anything for us FF junkies while Kaizer is training the newbs? OOC: Well Shavarath, the number of people still regularly posting here can be counted on one human-standard hand: —rather regular: SilvercatMoonpaw rampant Norr gordonml —barely: demonfey02 cypher_zero And what plotlines do we have to work with: a parody of YTAS that's tried to degenerated into a free-for-all except there's only one poster, another "fight the mysterious BBEG who wants to hurt someone and only two people know enough about him to contribute", and, what, are the shadow squirrel and the mage still searching for that one squirrel? Frankly this thread is dead, and if we at least want it to provide zombie-like-fun while we wait for Kaizer we probably need to have one plot we can all contribute to at the same time. OOcat: So humans have standard six fingers? OOC: Quiet, you. |
| Norr04-01-08, 01:20 PM | are the shadow squirrel and the mage still searching for that one squirrel? OONorr - Let me check --- Red - We've been walking around like this for hours! Can you make any sense of that thing we got from the guide? Zaire - This thing is huge. I've bare got past the main menu options yet. Tongie - I'm hungry. Red puts a chip in his mouth. A faint crunching can be heard from inside. Red - Thn whah hathht... Thongi! Tongie - Ok ok I'm done eating. Sheesh. Red - Have you found anything? At all? Zaire - There's a long list of rules that don't make sense, and as soon as I get agitated The screensaver pops up saying DO NOT PANIC! I'm just about to smash this thing up from frustration alone. Red - *Calm emothions* Zaire - Pretty stars :zzz: Red - Khyber. Now what do I do. This thing's all written in squirrel... --- OONorr - Yup, still looking. Edit: By the way, where is Kaizer training the fresh mea- *Hrm* newbies? Even though we can't post, it might be fun to watch. |
| demonfey0204-01-08, 02:24 PM | OODF: I try, it's just a busy time for me. Especially now that I'm internship hunting too... Also, it's just easier to write for the guy who talks in smilies. Even if he technically doesn't have facial expressions. |
| rampant04-02-08, 04:27 AM | Serene - See She's kicking ass and Daddy is about to pull something sneaky. My Dravish is safer here than anywhere else. So back off before Mr. I'm too good for a name gets ripped to pieces and Satnak moves on to you. Rashour - I wish it were that simple. ----------------------------------------------- Satnak - Hey is that Rashour with Serene? Why isn't he helping? M.F. - NO! HE MUST NOT GET THE CHILD! Satnak - WHAT! GET AWAY FROM MY KID! *Slams the M.F. into own adamantine slab and launches a Necrocarnum charged bolt at Rashour leaving a corrupted and decayed mass of metal where his left ear used to be.* |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-02-08, 08:32 AM | *…leaving a corrupted and decayed mass of metal where his left ear used to be.* 13: Bets that he just sighs and grows a new one? |
| demonfey0204-02-08, 10:22 AM | BOOM Rashour is then covered in a controlled sovereign glue/itch powder mine blast, avoiding both Serene and Dravish. He is also a nice shade of green. Rashour: Dammit! Chalky: Hm, too much glue, too little itch. Serene: Thanks for the distraction. Chalky: :confused: Distraction? I just wanted screen time. Well, it's about time for that spell to activate. Hey Deis! Wanna see if it works? Deis walks in. Deis: :devil: Rashour: Oh no-AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH! THAT DOESN'T GO THERE! Do I really have to say what spell she used? |
| Norr04-02-08, 10:29 AM | Do I really have to say what spell she used? Devons singing tentacles of poetic intrusion? |
| demonfey0204-02-08, 10:42 AM | OODF: Hm... Ilt: No, you can't use that one. Too close to an infant. OODF: Oh yeah...how about "Devon's singing spiked tentacles of poetic intrusion" and a silence spell that surrounds the inflicted without affecting them, keeping everyone else safe? Ilt: That'll do. Elsewhere 13: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! Bunny: Dammit, not again! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-04-08, 09:54 AM | OOC: Guess it's up to us to move this rotting carcass along. Bunny: Will you people just GIVE UP ALREADY so I can kill this thing? ******* Schrodigg-Oh! We're not even counting the episodes anymore Well now that we've got both the obligatory yaoi and pedophilia out of the way…… Good Ivy: Come on, can't you guys give my brother a part in the new thread? Becoming Schrodigger: Look, kid, it's not up to us. Thing is there are a lot more deserving characters. Good Ivy: Like Kerrith? Becoming Schrodigger: Don't joke, this is serious. Good Ivy: But doesn't everyone need a rival? An enemy? He's an evil twin, for crying out loud! Lilly: I've already got Tirmek, and he doesn't even compete with me for anything. Momo: It's too bad there isn't a single female on this ship that Evil could hook up with. Then he'd be guaranteed a spot. Silver: Did someone say "hook up"? :D |
| rampant04-05-08, 03:04 AM | Hyrd - Hyrd Confused if that lily evil what is normal lily? Lily - Good Hyrd - Hyrd slow, hyrd not an idiot |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-05-08, 09:32 AM | Hyrd - Hyrd Confused if that lily evil what is normal lily? Becoming Schrodigger: Isn't it obvious? Hyrd: No. Becoming Schrodigger: Good-Lilly is Evil pretending to be good and coming up zealous, and Evil-Lilly is really Good trying to be Evil and only suceeding at being emo. Suddenly Stupid leaps out of the bushes. Stupid: Attention, card geeks, Chanse has decided to go ahead with his plan to take over the world. And he's decided to use the alternate Galan brothers as mind-slaved super-soldiers. Hyrd: Hyrd use muchkin-template strength to save Ivy. *tosses Stupid* Stupid: Ah, but my hair is an unplaytested option that gives me permanent wuxia moves! *martial arts kick of flying* Hyrd: Ow! Stupid: *grabs Good-Ivy* Man, I'm glad I took Improved Child Grappling as my feat last level. Becoming Schrodigger: Unhand him, you twisted Bender reject. Stupid: If you want to save him you'll have to come to the dueling field at high noon. *disappears* |
| rampant04-05-08, 03:53 PM | Hyrd - Hyrd was using that! |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-05-08, 06:38 PM | Lilly (emerging from the bushes all charred and burned): Lalalalala, I don't need to know that! Momo: :blink: Lilly, what happened? Lilly: Um………:shifty: I fought Panic to save Miko………because I'm Good. :shifty: ********* What really happened…… Lilly (covered in in powdery, black runes and drenched in some liquid): Okay, if I perform this ritual I'll have permanent pyrotechnic effects and Elina will be all over me even more than before. *lights match* …………………………………… (http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs29/f/2008/095/f/d/Fire_Mage_by_alexiuss.jpg) Ow. Bunny: Oh, so that's where I left my recipe for "Do-it-yourself Magical Human Torch". |
| rampant04-06-08, 01:42 AM | Hyrd - Hyrd bored Hyrd make living skunk plushies to hunt down Ivy. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Satnak - Give up yet *****? You have got to be in more pain than almost anything. M.F. - It is amazing agony, more damage than any has ever done before. It will take some time to rid myself of this disease. It has reduced me greatly. Too bad it's implementation has done the same to you. A blast of power sends Satnak flying over the edge of the ship. --------------------------------- Serene - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Terrek - (i.h.h. my turn) |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-06-08, 11:11 AM | Serene - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO Bunny: I call shenanigans. OOrampant: What? Bunny: This is still the same Satnak? The one who brought down and entire moon just to kill Pun-Pun? The one who charges right at any world shattering Evil that goes "peep"? Silver: The one who's sexual practices are rivaled only by the sick dreams of a couple anime fanboys? Bunny: Thank you. OOrampant: Your point? Bunny: She gets knocked over the edge of the Forgotten Freedom and someone's worried? OOcat: This is technically why no one wants to join. :P Bunny: Shut up, you. |
| demonfey0204-06-08, 11:16 AM | OODF: Actually, there is a good counterpoint as to why no one should worry about her getting knocked off the edge that isn't actually overpowered, namely because she has wings. The one that is overpowered is that she can hit continents out of existance and punt moons...hm... Bunny: Hm? OODF: Yes, hm. Maybe the concern is for the planet. If Satnak hits the ground, from prior experience, doesn't that mean she could break the planet into pieces? |
| Norr04-06-08, 01:04 PM | You mean like the tachyonic undead rat? (http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=987153) (posts 6+) |
| rampant04-06-08, 02:21 PM | OORampant - Serene is reacting more to not being able to see her protector, than to the fall. That and Satnak is pretty mangled right now, she still hasn't fixed her arm or most of her cuts cause she's pumping to much into trying to take the M.F. down. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-06-08, 07:04 PM | OOC: Starting approximately 24 Earth hours from this post we will be without any sort of Internet connection till April 23. |
| rampant04-08-08, 09:15 PM | M.F. - No. With a gesture the M.F. rips the charged power from Terrek's form and begins to twist it back against him. Satnak - DIE! Blinking in between Terrek and the M.F. Satnak grips the mass of disrupted energy and lunges forward. Satnak - (i.h.h. CHIDORI!) M.F. - I really hate that shirt. SKUGGAFOOM! AS the Dust swirls and slowly begins to disperse- Serene - Dammit! ****! ****! NO I wont let that cretin harm my baby. At least your his cousin. Here, please just make sure he's free:weep: Rashour - What why now? M.F. - Because the longer it takes the dust to clear the more likely it is that the big cosmic bad guy is the one still standing. Rashour - Wow I was sure she had you. M.F. - *moves forward revealing a limping form and grey cracking extremities* She almost did, far better than the last one. Rashour - *takes Dravish* Goodbye sister, tell Satnak i will keep him safe. M.F. - You will not escape! Satnak - *wheeze* From the blasted rubble satnak's hand emerges and grips the M.F. M.F. - What does it take to kill you!?! Satnak - More than you got *coughs up blood* Rashour - *starts fading from veiw* M.F. - Noooo *rips off Satnak's arm and gives chase, he fails to catch up before Rashour and the child fade away completely* You haven't won yet. It may take years but I'll find him again. *Fades out himself* Satnak - *woozy from blood loss* years? hah he'll kick your ass. *passes out* Serene - (i.h.h. please let me be right, please don't let her hate me) :weep: |
| cypher_zero04-15-08, 10:45 AM | OOC: So... Satnak just had her butt handed to her and no one has anything to say about it? cypher |
| Norr04-16-08, 06:04 PM | Well... She has been kinda soft lately. Satnak the Concerned Mother doesn't quite have the same 'omph' as Satnak the Deicide, Destroyer of Continents and Eater of Chilli. Of course, ****** mothers have a very diffrent kind of 'omph', so maybe it doesn't compare well. |
| rampant04-18-08, 01:11 AM | Should I even bother continuing or just post a summary of my plans and get back to learning to draw so I can make this a webcomic (sometime in 2000Never) |
| cypher_zero04-18-08, 11:27 AM | It seems at this point that the FF is officially dead. A true shame in my opinion and I'm rather annoyed at those that decided to kill it without the consent of the rest of us, but nothing more we can do at this point it seems. *sigh* I suppose just a brief summary would suffice rampant... Perhaps I'll see you all around again sometime... though likely not here as the FF has long been my only real reason for getting on the wizards boards.... cypher |
| Kale_Fangblade04-18-08, 04:02 PM | It seems at this point that the FF is officially dead. A true shame in my opinion and I'm rather annoyed at those that decided to kill it without the consent of the rest of us, but nothing more we can do at this point it seems. *sigh* I suppose just a brief summary would suffice rampant... Perhaps I'll see you all around again sometime... though likely not here as the FF has long been my only real reason for getting on the wizards boards.... cypher Im as sorry as you are Cypher, but hopefully Kaisers chaotic fiction tutorial will bring enough people into the chaotic fiction fold that we will be able to start the thread anew. Kind of Phoenix like if you think about it, anyway, If you want to continue Rampant, go right ahead. Im sorry if i havent been contributing as much as i would like, but when it comes to the FF i have a severe case of writers block. |
| rampant04-18-08, 07:04 PM | Xiath - Chewy? OORampant - I dunno go find out. Kale's block - AHHHHHHHHHH! |
| Norr04-20-08, 02:35 PM | Well, rumor fas it that when 4th edition comes out most 3rd edition boards will go down the toilet. Therefore I have decided to try saving what's left of the old FF threads by saving them as html (it's just not the same without the smilies) and zip 'em up. Dunno when I'll be done though. |
| Paulon04-20-08, 02:47 PM | Judging by my experience with the Shadows Over Cyre thread where I did the same thing, anything from a couple of weeks to a couple of months, depending on how much time you can devote to it. I still need to get most of the Youtube clips downloaded though. They take ages on dialup. I doubt the forum here will go, but that won't protect the Eberron one where the first two FF threads are still buried. |
| Recaiden04-20-08, 10:54 PM | Well, rumor fas it that when 4th edition comes out most 3rd edition boards will go down the toilet. Therefore I have decided to try saving what's left of the old FF threads by saving them as html (it's just not the same without the smilies) and zip 'em up. Dunno when I'll be done though. But... there are 441 pages:ghosted: Is there going to be a fourth thread at all, or is it just going to be a while? |
| rampant04-22-08, 01:24 AM | I don't know, I don't care. I'm just gonna keep posting what I got here till someone tells me that they've started it back up. It's just not gonna be very fast paced without a couple other players to bounce around with. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Serene is sitting beside Satnak's bed as the damaged fighter is being stitched back together. Serene - How can she ever forgive me? |
| demonfey0204-22-08, 01:31 AM | I'm tempted to post a new thread, but I'm not sure what it'd be...FF, the Lower Decks, perhaps? An area of the ship where the politics and power of the uber members is a myth, and shipborn menaces and incursions from elsewhere could be the primary foe, while keeping the madness of the ship? |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-22-08, 08:17 PM | I'm tempted to post a new thread, but I'm not sure what it'd be...FF, the Lower Decks, perhaps? An area of the ship where the politics and power of the uber members is a myth, and shipborn menaces and incursions from elsewhere could be the primary foe, while keeping the madness of the ship? OOC: That could work. OOcat: ………………………………………What, no one is going to scream in terror at our return? Bunny: Would you give yourself a rest? :rolleyes: 13: I think the characters and the thread premise have a lot of potential and shouldn't be wasted. That being said, yeah, it's probably a good idea to have something else for the rest of us to do in the interim, and Lower Deck city is a great place for the simple fact that we can refer to the rest of the ship in a way that makes it relevant but newcomers don't have to know. Silver: You might not think that was annoying, but if you'd have to listen to em practice it for a week you'd be bored out of your skull. :bored: |
| demonfey0204-22-08, 09:11 PM | *Complimentary scream of fear at the return* Think we should try and get some advertising from the other Chaotic Fiction threads? |
| rampant04-22-08, 09:48 PM | So lower deck jr high? Professor Chalky - ok class what is this *holds up a random fleshy slimy thing* hmmmm Lady Lady - That's a gall bladder. Chalky - Good what is it used for A.W.L. - Yellow dye or sauteed with peas? Lady - That's a human gall bladder. A.W.L. - Oh so green then. |
| demonfey0204-22-08, 10:03 PM | While that could be part, it wouldn't be the entirety. For example, Lady might be one of the common threats that the people have to fend off. |
| rampant04-22-08, 10:29 PM | So she's a popular girl? |
| Paulon04-22-08, 11:17 PM | OOPaulon: Only if you're into being eaten alive from the inside out. Lady: :mad: OOPaulon: Assuming you're not an uber anyway. *grins, ducks, and runs* |
| demonfey0204-22-08, 11:58 PM | Nevermind, I just reread the part from 13. Lower Deck High works for now.:embarrass |
| demonfey0204-23-08, 02:43 PM | OOC: Because I mistook it for what the next thread should be, here's a post to bring back some old faces: Lower Deck jr high At the gates, dozens of lesser used characters stand. Saberiel: Now honey, try not to fill up on your classmates, otherwise you'll ruin your dinner. Lady: Yes, mom... AWL: Wait, what is this foreign thing called "screen time"? Whatever the name of Ash's kid was: :( I don't even warrant looking for it? Look, kid, you only have your deadbeat dad to blame. WtnoAkw: :weep: Volrath: Now kids, try to fill up on your classmates. They're high in protein! P/Y/R: Listen to your father, kids. All: Alright, dad. Klaz: I'll teach gy-aRGHEBRIwFHHWHEJWHYYYYYY- Bunny: That'll teach you to not stay dead. Campers sent to be students: tth: We are all gonna die. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-23-08, 03:48 PM | Whatever the name of Ash's kid was: :( I don't even warrant looking for it? Look, kid, you only have your deadbeat dad to blame. WtnoAkw: :weep: OOcat: Cole. OOdemonfey: How…? 13: Annoying ability, isn't it? :D |
| demonfey0204-23-08, 04:28 PM | OoDF: Okay, then, Cole. Cole: I'm getting my name back? OoDF: If you keep getting used. Cole: Aw...:( |
| rampant04-24-08, 02:25 AM | Principal Kithle - Okay You're the most popular boy in school. Cole - Really? Principal Kithle - Yeah Everyone wants to make a pillow with your soft under-feathers. Cole - :eek: |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-24-08, 03:36 PM | OOC: So is everyone agreed? Do we want to do this? |
| rampant04-24-08, 05:36 PM | Do what? I'm just going on Like I always have. |
| Paulon04-24-08, 05:41 PM | Do what? Mysterious Voice: Remind me of the babe... |
| demonfey0204-24-08, 06:52 PM | I think it couldn't really hurt to have a change of locale and power in the ship. I'd just feel more comfortable with someone who's been here longer began it. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-24-08, 07:01 PM | OOC: Okay, we'll get started on that. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-25-08, 07:37 AM | Okay, we've designed an opening post and we like to run it by the rest of you before starting: The Forgotten Freedom has become an institution on these boards. Unfortunately, like ay good institution it’s become home to only a select few who speak in a refined language of secret code references and stale in-jokes. We hope to one day reboot the thread so as to remove the taint and attract new blood, but unfortunately at the moment we are waiting for one of our number to finish conducting a tutorial on the Chaotic Fiction medium we use. In the meantime the rest of us have decided to create a Forgotten Freedom spin-off thread without all the über-powerful characters and extensive backstory present on the main thread both just to give us something to do and hopefully create a world which new people can easily join. To that end we welcome you to Lower Deck City. The Setting Lower Deck City was originally part of the “bigger on the inside” nature of the Forgotten Freedom airship, but has since grown to become its own multiverse-spanning demiplane containing a mishmash of pop-culture references and original ideas. It’s basic appearance is like a generic city set set in a well-lit space between a floor and a very high ceiling of planks, with no walls but only an infinite darkness extending in all directions. In addition to the main city levels there are also your usual sewer levels as well as an extensive “underdark” containing horrible monsters. The people of Lower Deck City have little direct connection with the Forgotten Freedom. The godlike and frequently murderous characters of the ship are basically considered legends or some kind of fiction. This means that references can be made to Forgotten Freedom characters, but it is in no way necessary to know anything about them. Peoples Any creature you want can exist in Lower Deck City, so long as it doesn’t disrupt the place as a whole. The people of the city accept this without doubt, so the only prejudice that exists is the normal kind for whatever reference you care to make (i.e. generic D&D elves and orcs hate each other). Tech Level While the default assumptions is D&D flavor, it’s basically been overlaid onto a more modern technological level so feel free to refer to anything from cars to the Internet so long as you give it a bit of a twist. In addition, since Lower Deck City can touch any place anywhere there’s no reason even higher levels of technology can’t exist within its borders. Government and Law Enforcement Lower Deck City seems to work without a government. Stuff normally covered by a government just gets done. This is really because we’ve never really made any references to it yet. Law enforcement is in the same boat: we know there are city watchmen of the basic type you might find in a D&D city, but that’s the extent. Rules and Tone Most of the important rules regarding Chaotic Fiction can be found here (http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?t=1008051). However on this thread the rules about limits on what your characters and you are allowed to do are much more loose: don’t bother with stats and just make sure you don’t munchkin or step on someone else’s stuff without permission. Since this is a spin-off of the Forgotten Freedom tone is expected to be comedic, but that isn’t a requirement. Fourth-wall-breaking and referring to one’s existence as a character in a story are common. We even have a device known as the E.B.N.E. (Entity From Beyond Non-Existence) that shows up as an ambiguous authorial avatar, that can be affected or not at your wish, and can be part of the action or just a talking head making MST3K cracks that the characters can hear. As the OP we (we refer to ourselves in the plural because we are multiple beings inhabiting one body; we assume people get used to it) will be happy to answer any questions you have, preferably by PM. |
| Norr04-25-08, 09:19 AM | :devil: Well, I'll just continue my storyline then, seeing as those characters never really fit in at the upper decks of the FF anyway (non-epic for starters). I'll get to it just as soon as I've gotten rid of that dead tree that's being absorbed by our lawn. It has a striking resemblance to the FF Deep Bowels flesh-eating varnish, that lawn. |
| demonfey0204-25-08, 10:43 AM | I like the write up, Silvercat. I think it may be ready to go. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-25-08, 02:36 PM | OOC: We're going to wait until a few more poster chime in before we declair it finalized. |
| rampant04-25-08, 04:22 PM | I like, Hmmm I've always wanted to play a rat. |
| SilvercatMoonpaw04-26-08, 09:36 AM | OOC: Okay, here'goes. |
| Recaiden04-27-08, 09:54 PM | Join the new thread;) |