Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Joni-san 03-17-07, 07:46 PM	I read a thread over at 4chan on making a fan animated Warhammer 40K series. In this thread they started to make 40K version of certain memes. I think you see where I'm getting at. The funny thing is that some memes need no translation. "Kill it with fire" Commander: What do the scouts say about the number of warforged in that valley? Soldier: The number... its over nine-thousaaand! Commander: What?! Nine-thousand?! Flamer: "HERETICS!? IN MY PRESENCE!?" Inquisitor: "It is more likely than you think." Female Talenta Barbarian, has long brown hair and wears a green dress and has red and green eyes. Her battlecry: DESU! Sharn is shaped like a giant cat when seen from a distance. General: Changeling spies, in my army? Officer (changeling): It's more likely than you think Cardinal Krozen: I has a loli Merrix: I has a 'forged. *Adventurers meet the LoB* LoB: *>:3* Rawr! Adventurers: By the Host! It's the Lord of Blades! Get in the airship! Powerword: Fgsfds. Powerword: Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Powerword: Nyoro~n. Ammount of stolen cakes from bakery: 40. "And that's terrible" the baker exclaims. Two NPCs, one starts every sentence with "My hair is..." and the other ends every sentence with "... in Breland!" The very attractive Silver Flame nun who fights using a YoYo... IS A TRAP! Female Gnome Elemental Scion (MoE) who specializes in earth elementals: Rock-loli. Famous berserker: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEEEENKIIIINS! Truedive Shifter who sings: I'm a Shark! I'm a shaaark! (and other stuff). Spell: Numa Numa Dance. Other points: *Anything negative about furries will be transplanted to Shifters and Lycanthropes *There will be a spellcater saying: How do I cast web? *Somebody needs to make an Eberron "Reaction guys" strip. *Alignment: Chaotic Waha. *PRC: Anonymous.
Millenia 03-17-07, 08:09 PM	Pedobear in this context would be a big, burly, hairy shifter who constantly tries to infiltrate Flamekeep Cathedral, for obvious reasons.
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 03-17-07, 08:15 PM	Were tiger decended shifter declares his presence on aArgonth by saying 'Im in joor base, killig yoor doods.' His vicory sees the missave 'All joo base am belong to me Cats.'
Macrovore 03-17-07, 10:23 PM	note: I did not think of this, though I wish I had. In Y.K. 998 War was beginning. Baron: What happen ? Gnome: Somebody set up us the fireball. Gnome: We get message. Baron: What ! Gnome: Main messaging station turn on. Baron: It's you !! LoB: How are you gentlemen !! LoB: All your creation forge are belong to us. LoB: You are on the way to Mourning. Baron: What you say !! LoB: You have no chance to survive make your time. LoB: Ha ha ha ha .... Gnome: Baron !! Baron: Take off every airship!! Baron: You know what you doing. Baron: Move airship. Baron: For great justice!!!
cancerousmango 03-17-07, 10:56 PM	I could make a million of these. (http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1556/102983ge0.jpg) more (http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/604/dudepr9.jpg) yet more (http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/6461/kittywz8.jpg)
DragoonDarkfire 03-17-07, 11:12 PM	Kaius (in disguise as a karrnath commander): KARNNATHS! TONIGHT WE DINE! IN KHYBER! Valnear Troop: THIS IS MADNESS! Kaius: THIS IS KARRNATH! Valnear Troop: THE THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE VALES TARIN! DECSEND UPON YOU! OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN! Karrnath Troop: Then we will fight in the shade. ALSO! Boranel: You're the man now dog.
cancerousmango 03-17-07, 11:14 PM	Valnear Troop: THIS IS MADNESS! Kaius: THIS IS KARRNATH!Dick. I was going to make an animated .gif out of that. Oh well.
DragoonDarkfire 03-17-07, 11:20 PM	Random Individual: so I heard you like Daelkyr
cancerousmango 03-18-07, 12:09 AM	Random Individual: so I heard you like DaelkyrOMG I LUV DAELKYR!!!!
Yadot 03-18-07, 12:12 AM	Adventurer One does not simply walk into Kyber Artificer IM CHARGIN MY WANDZ Anyone A shifter is fine too Karrnathi I has a shuvel The LOB is not amused That's all I can think of for now. EDIT: This (http://i15.tinypic.com/2s6x5z4.jpg) is the best I can do with only Paint. I'm sure someone Photoshop savvy can do better.
Romulus LoneWolf 03-18-07, 12:17 AM	Kaius (in disguise as a karrnath commander): KARNNATHS! TONIGHT WE DINE! IN KHYBER! Valnear Troop: THIS IS MADNESS! Kaius: THIS IS KARRNATH! Valnear Troop: THE THOUSAND NATIONS OF THE VALES TARIN! DECSEND UPON YOU! OUR ARROWS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN! Karrnath Troop: Then we will fight in the shade. To be honest, I rather picture the Dhakaani as being Eberron's Spartan equivalent. And they'd say "Dine in Dolurrh". Now, for the Karrnathi, I've always pictured Gladiator.. Karrnathi Commander: On my signal, unleash Khyber.
cancerousmango 03-18-07, 12:27 AM	DAMN. THIS ONE'S AN EPIC. PLEASE MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE. (http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1551/wowebbtb7.jpg)
Kaizer_Ryu 03-18-07, 12:51 AM	Cancerousmango wins. What s/he wins, I have no idea. But s/he wins.
cancerousmango 03-18-07, 12:53 AM	Cancerousmango wins. What s/he wins, I have no idea. But s/he wins.I win the right to ban one member from the forums. Cmon mods, please?
Yadot 03-18-07, 01:11 AM	I win the right to ban one member from the forums. Cmon mods, please? I may not be mod but I can award you with this::cookie: Dolurrh, why not have 2? :cookie:
cancerousmango 03-18-07, 01:28 AM	I may not be mod but I can award you with this::cookie: Dolurrh, why not have 2? :cookie: Sigged. Now someone outdo my 20 minutes of work, please?
cancerousmango 03-18-07, 01:29 AM	Cancerousmango wins. What s/he wins, I have no idea. But s/he wins. BTW, I'm a dude. Yet another one. (http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8264/tldrhe0.jpg)
Warmonger856 03-18-07, 02:12 AM	DAMN. THIS ONE'S AN EPIC. PLEASE MAKE IT WORTH MY WHILE. (http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/1551/wowebbtb7.jpg) I don't know if I can make it worth it, by by the Host tell me where you got that magnificent picture that is hidden beneath all that silly WOW-speak!
cancerousmango 03-18-07, 02:31 AM	I don't know if I can make it worth it, by by the Host tell me where you got that magnificent picture that is hidden beneath all that silly WOW-speak!Tell me about it. I hate WoW.
Identitystolen 03-18-07, 03:22 AM	I don't know if I can make it worth it, by by the Host tell me where you got that magnificent picture that is hidden beneath all that silly WOW-speak! Eberron: Eye of the Wolf http://www.devilsdue.net/eberron
Bluebrush 03-18-07, 07:26 AM	Yet another one. (http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8264/tldrhe0.jpg)I'm sorry Dude/Ma'am, I don't recognise that one.
Splendide 03-18-07, 08:00 AM	Here's mine. (http://www.nowuckas.com/bearorly.jpg) Late addition. (http://www.nowuckas.com/guardpwned.jpg)
Joni-san 03-18-07, 08:39 AM	"This is blasphemy! This is madness!" "This! Is! DHAKAAAAAN!" From the No love for Goblins thread
Xaxor 03-18-07, 08:43 PM	It's like... 4chan is conquering the online world.
Ryuu_Tenshi 03-18-07, 09:35 PM	Daelkyr: O'RYLEH?! Mindflayer: YA RYLEH!!! heh. that meme is so much better that way.
cancerousmango 03-18-07, 11:07 PM	I'm sorry Dude/Ma'am, I don't recognise that one.TL;DR stands for "too long, didn't read"
Kensan_Oni 03-18-07, 11:23 PM	Lyrandar Skycaptain: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Adventurer: Define "interesting". Lyrandar Skycaptain: [deadpan] Oh Host, oh host, we're all going to die? Golden Circle Member: Half of writing history is hiding the truth. Mercenary Airship Captain: This is how it is. Anybody doesn't wanna fly with me any more, this is your port of harbor. There's a lot of fine ways to die. I ain't waiting for House Lyrandar to choose mine. [Fireballs Lyrandar Dragonamark crawling from wreckage] House Sivis Assassin: Secrets... are not my concern. Keeping them... is.
Ryuu_Tenshi 03-19-07, 12:20 AM	Lyrandar Skycaptain: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting. Adventurer: Define "interesting". Lyrandar Skycaptain: [deadpan] Oh Host, oh host, we're all going to die? Golden Circle Member: Half of writing history is hiding the truth. Mercenary Airship Captain: This is how it is. Anybody doesn't wanna fly with me any more, this is your port of harbor. There's a lot of fine ways to die. I ain't waiting for House Lyrandar to choose mine. [Fireballs Lyrandar Dragonamark crawling from wreckage] House Sivis Assassin: Secrets... are not my concern. Keeping them... is. Lyrandar Pilot: I am a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar... Escaped Elan psion: ... Also? I can kill you with my brain.
ChimericalWolf 03-19-07, 10:39 AM	Step 1: Awaken Clawfoot Step 2: Convince Clawfoot he's the incarnation of a deity Step 3: ???? Step 4: Profit!
Joni-san 03-19-07, 11:05 AM	It's like... 4chan is conquering the online world. Welcome to WoTChan. I'm in ur boardz, quooting ur posts. And cancerousmango has the largest win in this thread.
ChimericalWolf 03-19-07, 11:12 AM	Anyone else worrying that the Mods are now watching this thread, and putting invisible little (4channer) tags on all our posts? Or is the party van across the street just beaming paranoia-beams into my head again? Where'd that foil go off to?
Kid SixXx 03-19-07, 11:15 AM	cancerousmango needs to make me a gif file of the nightspot in the Explorer's Handbook with the caption "Ereyboda in tha club gettin' tipsy."
DragoonDarkfire 03-19-07, 11:44 AM	Sarlonian man reprisenting Redria in Sharn: HAJJEMIDA! My name is Borriat. I like you, do you like me?
Lancer2010 03-19-07, 03:07 PM	Man, I plan on slipping in some lines when I finally get around to a Eberron session. Here's one I'm gonna use. "Alright, meeting's over. If anyone needs me, I'll be in my bunk." If I worded it wrong, I apologize, I haven't seen all of Firefly... even though I own it. Yeah, try to figure that one out.
Millenia 03-19-07, 03:40 PM	When first encountering a carcass crab in the Mournland. <Fighter> Crab battle! <Bard> *Uses Bardic Knowledge, rolls a natural 1* Giant crabs such as these played an important part in historical battles in ancient Galifar! <Wizard> *Knowledge check* Its armor-laden shell is impossible to penetrate with weapons! We have to flip it over and then cause MASSIVE DAMAGE!
cancerousmango 03-20-07, 01:38 AM	cancerousmango needs to make me a gif file of the nightspot in the Explorer's Handbook with the caption "Ereyboda in tha club gettin' tipsy."Here you go Forrest Gump. (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/7010/clubcp1.jpg)
Yadot 03-20-07, 01:49 AM	Anyone else worrying that the Mods are now watching this thread, and putting invisible little (4channer) tags on all our posts? Or is the party van across the street just beaming paranoia-beams into my head again? Where'd that foil go off to? Your not authorized for that data citizen. On the other hand, I it's: hugs tiem (http://i13.tinypic.com/42s1wyu.jpg)
Kid SixXx 03-20-07, 07:18 AM	Here you go Forrest Gump. (http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/7010/clubcp1.jpg) That is the greatest thing ever. And I am neither Forrest Gump nor am I from St. Louis. :mad: :P
Edymnion 03-20-07, 08:34 AM	I read a thread over at 4chanDude, admitting in public that you're a 4channer? Thats pretty brave. :D
ChimericalWolf 03-20-07, 02:29 PM	Dude, admitting in public that you're a 4channer? Thats pretty brave. :D What about admitting you're a /k/ommando? Or a /v/idiot? Or, and let's see if this damages my innernet rep, a /d/eviant?
Joni-san 03-20-07, 05:38 PM	I read a thread over at 4chan Dude, admitting in public that you're a 4channer? Thats pretty brave. :D Anonymous does not know fear. What about admitting you're a /k/ommando? Or a /v/idiot? Or, and let's see if this damages my innernet rep, a /d/eviant? There are things there that are relevant to my interests. Any /co/mrades, fa/tg/uys or ca/tg/irls here?
Xaxor 03-20-07, 08:45 PM	It's obvious that almost everyone in this thread is a 4channer. I used to visit /v/ but I dare not until I finish Twilight Princess. I still visit /co/ and /tg/. I lurk really. Stop looking at me like that. So who or what would take the place of Limecat?
cancerousmango 03-21-07, 09:37 AM	It's obvious that almost everyone in this thread is a 4channer.Take it back. I'm a YTMNDer, so I get the trends after they've been started by the 4Chan creeps. My friend, who peruses 4Chan, summed it up like this: "It's like sifting through a mountain of severed dog *****es and vomit to get to the little diamonds randomly spread through the mountain."
Edymnion 03-21-07, 12:53 PM	It's obvious that almost everyone in this thread is a 4channer.Nope, I don't do 4chan, too childish for my tastes. I can't stand those stupid little "I'm in your X Y'ing up your Z" and "Oh RLY?" bits. As a good denizen of the internet, I am familiar with what goes on there, but I don't hang out there by any means.Take it back. I'm a YTMNDerGah, I'd rather be known as a rabid 4channer than even a passive viewer of YTMND.
Deekin 03-21-07, 01:32 PM	When first encountering a carcass crab in the Mournland. <Fighter> Crab battle! <Bard> *Uses Bardic Knowledge, rolls a natural 1* Giant crabs such as these played an important part in historical battles in ancient Galifar! <Wizard> *Knowledge check* Its armor-laden shell is impossible to penetrate with weapons! We have to flip it over and then cause MASSIVE DAMAGE! GIANT ENEMY CRAB (http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w247/kolboldbard/crabbattlecopy.jpg)
Xaxor 03-21-07, 02:09 PM	Note the word "almost." It's the /b/tards you have to watch out for.
Ryuu_Tenshi 03-21-07, 02:32 PM	Nope, I don't do 4chan, too childish for my tastes. I can't stand those stupid little "I'm in your X Y'ing up your Z" and "Oh RLY?" bits. As a good denizen of the internet, I am familiar with what goes on there, but I don't hang out there by any means.Gah, I'd rather be known as a rabid 4channer than even a passive viewer of YTMND. Same. I know the memes, I just don't go looking for them >>;
DyloniusFunk 03-21-07, 03:35 PM	I'm surprised no one has mentioned the most prefect meme to put in Eberron. Picture the scene, a group of adventures in a tavern in Sharn talking about what they've seen and done. finally one of them puts his mug down and stands up. Adventurer:"Gentlemen, this is all well and good but i tell ya you ain't heard nothing till ya hear this. I saw it with my own two eyes i did. I was with a group doing recon work for one of the Talentea Clans, trying to find tracks of possible Valenar raiders. Well my scout tells me he's found what looks like a parade of mounted halfings moving slowly, all ornately decorated with what looked like religious garb. He said he had been spotted but they hadn't reacted, simply ignoring him while he watched. So i says, lets follow them and perhaps if they don't care we can see what this is about. So we slowly follow the scout back to where he found them and sure enough there it was. But it was bigger than he had described and i recognized markings of several clans, including the ones who hired us. After a while we arrived at what seemed to be a camp. Well i tell ya i had never seen so many halfings gathered in one spot. I imagine there hadn't been such a gathering since the War. In any case i was lucky enough to find our employer and told him why we were here. He simply shruged and said that we would not understand the purpose of this gathering but could watch anyway. There was a great bonfire, rising high into the sky, and around it sat the halfings in a circle. Finally something stirred and the circle spread to allow someone or something in. Well to my surprise what came in was a dinosaur, a raptor. But it was walking by itself with halfings around it like they were it's servants. But they seemed less like servants and more like, i don't know, followers or disciples. They had an air about them, like they were in service to this raptor. Seeing our amazement our employers said to me, We don't know where it came from, only that one day it started speaking to us. No spell was the cause it simple began to speak. And it spoke of a new way a way of peace. It appears only every sporaticly, when the moons are all full. That is when we gather here, to listen and learn. We have a name for him in our tounge, but it is to complicated for you to understand. The best translation i could think of would be, Raptor Jesus'."
Zemyla 03-28-07, 03:33 PM	In Galifar, you have dreams. But in Soviet Riedra, dreams have YOU!
Joni-san 03-28-07, 06:59 PM	Are these Warrior Bullywugs? Hmmm... What about the Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
DragoonDarkfire 03-28-07, 09:43 PM	A term used by worshipers of the silver flame who believe that "sexually" relieving yourself is a great mortal sin. The Rakshasa in the Ceiling is watching you masturbate
Macrovore 03-28-07, 10:23 PM	Check this out. (http://Cyre.justgotowned.com)
cancerousmango 03-28-07, 11:58 PM	Check this out. (http://Cyre.justgotowned.com)Very nice.
True_Atlantean 03-29-07, 06:53 AM	Lord of Blades to a captured human "I feel that I have been somehow....infected...by your presence." Lyrandar Capt to crew after throwing a passenger overboard "No ticket." Extreme Explorer "Daelkyr! I hate those guys!"
DyloniusFunk 03-29-07, 08:31 PM	This might be a bit paraphrased Artificer is looking over a wand or other magic item. " It's a shop. I can tell from the magical aura and that fact that I've seen quite a few shops in my day"
ChimericalWolf 03-29-07, 10:30 PM	Artificer is looking over a wand or other magic item. " It's a shop. I can tell from the magical aura and that fact that I've seen quite a few shops in my day" I hate you, DyloniusFunk, I hate every part of you.
Yadot 03-30-07, 09:15 PM	I hate you, DyloniusFunk, I hate every part of you. Will you hate this? (http://i12.tinypic.com/4c2ctog.png)
Twiggly the Gnome 03-31-07, 12:04 AM	Do you like kittens? (http://webpages.charter.net/dracotaurean/kittenkill.jpg)
Joni-san 03-31-07, 05:36 PM	The Lord of Blades: I'm the new Commissar! (You know what you have to do ;))
Vharuck 03-31-07, 05:52 PM	Gah, I'd rather be known as a rabid 4channer than even a passive viewer of YTMND. Hmm, and I often go to both 4Chan and YTMND (have an account there)... Oh my.
Logos7 03-31-07, 07:11 PM	Just Remember Pudge the Shifter has a Posse SHIFTER"S REPRESENTING!
Xaxor 04-02-07, 04:27 PM	Any elf with the Lesser Mark of Shadow: "I see what you did there."
Zombayz1 04-03-07, 09:13 PM	Quote: Originally Posted by Xaxor View Post It's like... 4chan is conquering the online world. Welcome to WoTChan. I'm in ur boardz, quooting ur posts. And cancerousmango has the largest win in this thread. /b/ is everywhere. and my addition LoB is not a meme.
cancerousmango 04-03-07, 11:32 PM	Here's another. (http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2681/82071jn1.jpg) Source (http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/upgraded-yo-ram.thumbnail.jpg) so people don't bother me by asking.
ChimericalWolf 04-04-07, 07:18 AM	Here's another. (http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2681/82071jn1.jpg) Source (http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/upgraded-yo-ram.thumbnail.jpg) so people don't bother me by asking. Well played, sir, well played.
Yadot 04-04-07, 06:50 PM	/b/ is everywhere. and my addition LoB is not a meme. But "LoB is not a meme" is a meme.
Xaxor 04-11-07, 11:52 PM	This Are Serious Warforged (http://onfinite.com/libraries/1153048/5c9.jpg) Don't let this die!
Nundahl 04-12-07, 09:13 AM	Karnnath (chorus): All we wanna do is eat your brains!
DragoonDarkfire 04-12-07, 11:32 AM	Imagine this: An elf with the right of counsel feat comes to his great,great,great,great grandfather now deceased. I remember one thing... there was once an non-elf who became a deathless. Yes you heard me right. It was an unusual act, he was a human, who came to this land to preach to us his own gods. The Something Hose I believe... we told him to keep quiet but he would not listen. He called our worship to be wrong and that we were all foolishly kidding ourselves. We had enough of him and we sentenced him to death. We tortured him, nailed him to a tree and the watched as the blood left his body and his head sank. Even then he preached to us about his own religion. Just as we were all about to leave his dead body where it stood it began to move. We had no idea what had happened. It moved itself down from the tree and walked past us, telling us each that it was sorry for waisting our time. We didn't know what to think, it couldn't have been a deathless, we thought. The elders would never had believed it. But I knew... I could see in the way it's soul glowed. They gave it the name of an undead to mock him. They called him Irrashtiv Suszallin but roughly translated to the common tongue it means "Zombie Jesus".
Nundahl 04-12-07, 03:03 PM	Imagine this: I'm sure its possible I'm missing a great reference ... but I don't know that the resurrection of Jesus Christ is a meme ... *shrugs*
WolfHati 04-12-07, 03:20 PM	A more classic meme. (http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y43/Zalzidrax/MPwned.jpg)
cancerousmango 04-12-07, 05:36 PM	I'm sure its possible I'm missing a great reference ... but I don't know that the resurrection of Jesus Christ is a meme ... *shrugs* We sometimes call Easter "Zombie Jesus day" to remind people what the holiday's actually about.
Kamikaze Chicken 04-12-07, 07:09 PM	warforged kills karnathi zombie: PWNED! cleric resurects the zombie as a skeleton and warforged says: HAX!!!! cainith wand adept holding a wand of firebal in his ahnd, the carved wood looking very distinct. : fire ball for when you absolutly must kill every ************ in the room"
Nundahl 04-13-07, 12:57 AM	We sometimes call Easter "Zombie Jesus day" to remind people what the holiday's actually about. Ah, I see ... thanks much!
Lancer2010 04-13-07, 08:10 PM	I'm sure its possible I'm missing a great reference ... but I don't know that the resurrection of Jesus Christ is a meme ... *shrugs* It's also from Futurama, Professor Farnsworth's catchphrase was "Sweet Zombie Jesus!"
RadicalTaoist 04-17-07, 08:52 PM	There's some great material here. I hope whatever can pulled from this can be of help. Now, does anyone know of an Eberron image of an interrogation scene? Preferably one we can photoshop the head of a younger Samuel L. Jackson onto in strategic locations? I'm fairly sure Pulp Fiction still counts as enough of a meme to be replicated. "What country you from?" "What?" "'What' doesn't sound like any of the Five Nations. They speak Common in What?" "What?" "COMMON MOTHER :censored:! DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
ChimericalWolf 04-18-07, 07:06 AM	RT, that's better then Raptor-Jesus.
Warforged Goblin 04-18-07, 09:43 AM	"COMMON MOTHER :censored:! DO YOU SPEAK IT?" I actually used that in a campaign once. Non-Eberron, but the look on the DM's face when he realized that it was in-game was priceless. *Newly appointed member of the Twelve overseeing communication* "Now, House Sivis isn't just somewhere you dump words into, House Sivis is made up of tubes..." *House Tharashk Bounty Hunter Motto* "Im outside joor jurisdiction, pwning joor citizens!" And remember, the ceiling raksasha may watch, but the crawling gauntlet helps...
Nundahl 04-18-07, 01:19 PM	In speaking of the strength and power of the Old Bear, many Brelish folk will simply state: "King Boranel's tears can cure the Mourning, too bad he never cries." ::hides::
cancerousmango 04-18-07, 01:52 PM	In speaking of the strength and power of the Old Bear, many Brelish folk will simply state: "King Boranel's tears can cure the Mourning, too bad he never cries." ::hides:: That's going in game.
Warforged Goblin 04-18-07, 04:02 PM	"King Boranel's tears can cure the Mourning, too bad he never cries." King Boranel doesn't sleep, he... No, wait, that's Kaius... King Boranel's animal companion is a kraken who lives on land just to hang out with him. His mount is a herd of bulettes. King Boranel can look directly at nymphs, and they like it. King Boranel doesn't go hunting, King Boranel goes adventuring. The tarrasque has DR 40/Boranel. Physical contact with King Boranel causes 5d6 points of beard damage. The most deadly dinosaur on the Talenta Plains? The King Borasaurus.
Pandapeep 04-18-07, 04:05 PM	I'm sick and tired of the M************* snakes on this M************* air ship! Also, Hegdhogs on a Lightning rail!
DragoonDarkfire 04-18-07, 05:35 PM	King Boranel doesn't sleep, he... No, wait, that's Kaius... King Boranel's animal companion is a kraken who lives on land just to hang out with him. His mount is a herd of bulettes. King Boranel can look directly at nymphs, and they like it. King Boranel doesn't go hunting, King Boranel goes adventuring. The tarrasque has DR 40/Boranel. Physical contact with King Boranel causes 5d6 points of beard damage. The most deadly dinosaur on the Talenta Plains? The King Borasaurus. King Boranel was the reason peace was declared at Thronehold. The Rakshasa Raja's weren't imprisoned by the Coutals. They imprisoned themselves to escape King Boranel. King Boranel's piece of the prophecy is roughly equal to 7500 dragonmarks, including the mark of death. The daelkyr didn't imprison themselves because of Gatekeepers. King Boranel walked into Dahakanni, saw it was under attack and looked at Dyrrn the corrupter for three minuets until the daelkyr all ran back into Xoriat or into Khyber. Dalquore didn't become constantly remote by the power of the Giants. King Boranel roundhouse kicked Dalquore and sent it into it's remote state.
Joni-san 04-18-07, 07:59 PM	Lady Vol, sooo tsundere... :D Hmmm... I wonder if... :devil:
Vharuck 04-18-07, 09:42 PM	The tarrasque has DR 40/Boranel. For some reason, I really like this one.
He Who Lurks 04-18-07, 11:34 PM	This one is a bit more esoteric: "Get up on the Hydra's back!" - doesn't even need modifying.
RadicalTaoist 04-19-07, 06:05 PM	RT, that's better then Raptor-Jesus. Glad you liked it. I actually used that in a campaign once. Non-Eberron, but the look on the DM's face when he realized that it was in-game was priceless. I applaud you sir. Now, we need the following Eberron images: 1) a guy giving a motivational speech or a yelling Cannith heir (DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS) 2) some sort of impressive vehicle stunt, such as an airship firing up, a lightning rail accelerating, or a Talenta halfling guiding his clawfoot through tricky rocks (VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO) EDIT: From a friend (http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/3492/burn0sm.jpg)
Xaxor 04-26-07, 09:09 PM	Commisar, eh? (http://onfinite.com/libraries/1163795/caf.jpg) Still learning this Paint.NET thingy...
Alex_ 04-26-07, 09:57 PM	I don't believe I've seen this referenced yet. Raptor Cavalry (http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/output/motivator4083131.jpg) Or when you get to Vathinrond or any city that borders the Mournland, a couple of guys in afros block your path and tell you, "Cyre's closed due to mourning."
Yadot 04-27-07, 12:02 AM	I don't believe I've seen this referenced yet. Raptor Cavalry (http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/output/motivator4083131.jpg) The Motivator doesn't save the posters it makes. You have to copy and save it onto Flickr or Tinpic.
Snipers_Promise 04-29-07, 11:17 PM	Halfling riding a T-Rex into the a huge amout of Beholders: Lets do this. LEEEERRRRROOOOYYYY JEEENNNKKKKIINNNNS!!!!!!! Has that already been posted?
Joni-san 04-30-07, 01:19 AM	Has that already been posted? OBJECTION! (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1906860)
Snipers_Promise 04-30-07, 07:17 PM	Oh sorry.
Xaxor 05-04-07, 10:51 PM	Anyone have a good idea of which picture could use the "Fail" caption?
JulesCARV 05-04-07, 11:55 PM	I'm NOT a 4channer. I'm just an occasional EDiot. I'm not sure whether that's better or worse, though. Daelkyr: I did it for the lulz. Merrix d'Cannith to Lord of Blades, concerning LoB's newly created, deformed warforged: YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. Dragon Below cultist: I found a way to release those Rakshasa Rajahs with extensive salient divine abilities from Khyber. Silver Flamer: DO NOT WANT
Xaxor 05-09-07, 05:51 PM	A response to pictures of clearly feminine Warforged: "Warforged do not work that way!"
ChimericalWolf 05-09-07, 08:05 PM	How does a vampire even know what schema are?
Deekin 05-10-07, 12:53 AM	A response to pictures of clearly feminine Warforged: "Warforged do not work that way!" Made it into a pic (http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w247/kolboldbard/Brokenwarforged.jpg)
cancerousmango 05-10-07, 01:52 AM	Anyone have a good idea of which picture could use the "Fail" caption?Here you go. (http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/3203/owxq8.jpg)
Mornir 05-12-07, 09:01 PM	There's some great material here. I hope whatever can pulled from this can be of help. Now, does anyone know of an Eberron image of an interrogation scene? Preferably one we can photoshop the head of a younger Samuel L. Jackson onto in strategic locations? I'm fairly sure Pulp Fiction still counts as enough of a meme to be replicated. "What country you from?" "What?" "'What' doesn't sound like any of the Five Nations. They speak Common in What?" "What?" "COMMON MOTHER :censored:! DO YOU SPEAK IT?" Okay.. the best I could find was this: http://img215.imageshack.us/my.php?image=halforcri3.png
kentonblack 05-15-07, 07:54 PM	sweet mother of god, i thought i left 4chan when i came to WotC... ah well Lord of Blades: ALL YUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
ChimericalWolf 05-15-07, 07:58 PM	sweet mother of god, i thought i left 4chan when i came to WotC... ah well Lord of Blades: ALL YUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US! There is no leaving 4chan, /b/rother. Don't you mean, "ALL YER CYRE ARE BELONG TO US!"?
Yadot 05-15-07, 09:13 PM	Narrator: In Y.K. 994, war was ending. Airship Captain: What happen ? Articifer: Somebody set up us the fireball. Windwright: We get signal. Airship Captain: What ! Windwright: Main scry ball turn on. Airship Captain: It's you !! LoB: How are you gentlemen !! LoB: All your Cyre are belong to us. LoB: You are on the way to mourning. Airship Captain: What you say !! LoB: You have no chance to survive make your time. LoB: Ha Ha Ha Ha .... Windwright: Captain !! * Airship Captain: Take off every 'Airship' !! Airship Captain: You know what you doing. Airship Captain: Move 'Airship'. Airship Captain: For great justice.
Toloran 05-15-07, 09:50 PM	To Barron Mannix d'Cannith: So, I heard you like warforged?
Shas'O 05-16-07, 03:14 AM	4Chan makes Eberron 1,000x better. But we need a picture that comes from en exal-er, a Silver Flame sourc-No. A Silver Flame Scripture. Also, Eldra-, nah... I can't think of a psychic like Eldrad to call a dick.
Ryuu_Tenshi 05-16-07, 01:52 PM	I think this thread needs more shifter lolcats. ... Unfortunately my book is packed so I can't make appropriate scans...
Shas'O 05-16-07, 02:02 PM	I think this thread needs more shifter lolcats. ... Unfortunately my book is packed so I can't make appropriate scans... I wouldn't want to try taping a funny caption onto a shifter. I think that would end up as a great deal of pain on my end.
Macrovore 05-16-07, 11:19 PM	Narrator: In Y.K. 994, war was ending. Airship Captain: What happen ? Articifer: Somebody set up us the fireball. Windwright: We get signal. Airship Captain: What ! Windwright: Main scry ball turn on. Airship Captain: It's you !! LoB: How are you gentlemen !! LoB: All your Cyre are belong to us. LoB: You are on the way to mourning. Airship Captain: What you say !! LoB: You have no chance to survive make your time. LoB: Ha Ha Ha Ha .... Windwright: Captain !! * Airship Captain: Take off every 'Airship' !! Airship Captain: You know what you doing. Airship Captain: Move 'Airship'. Airship Captain: For great justice. did it. 4th post
Yadot 05-17-07, 01:58 AM	did it. 4th post Ah! Curse my short attention span.
Ryuu_Tenshi 05-17-07, 01:26 PM	I wouldn't want to try taping a funny caption onto a shifter. I think that would end up as a great deal of pain on my end. The same thing happens with normal cats! The key is to catch them while they're sleeping (or hit them with Sleep)
ChimericalWolf 05-18-07, 06:37 AM	http://www.xckd.com/c262.html
CannibalSmith 05-28-07, 08:23 AM	Hell, it's about time! (http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/7751/itsabouttimead2.jpg)
Luis_Dragunov 05-29-07, 01:21 PM	My own humble contri/b/utions. http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/6127/g4keberronmotum8.jpg http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/3534/zawarudoch4.jpg
cancerousmango 05-29-07, 02:18 PM	http://www.ultimatememedatabase.com/ To avoid repetition and off-the-mark stuff, use this.
Yadot 05-29-07, 08:32 PM	http://www.ultimatememedatabase.com/ To avoid repetition and off-the-mark stuff, use this. Very funny. I just use macrochan (NSFW obviously) for my meme needs though.
DragoonDarkfire 05-29-07, 09:20 PM	Warning, Contains Naughty Language. (http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/8089/juggernaughtdz0.png)
Luis_Dragunov 05-29-07, 10:30 PM	Warning, Contains Naughty Language. (http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/8089/juggernaughtdz0.png) Genious! Also, some contributions :) Guess what skaravojen guards. (http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6726/skaravojenlz6.jpg) Could you have seen it comming? (http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/2058/nooneexpectsthesilverflye3.jpg)
TheKeyofE 05-30-07, 09:35 PM	WANTED: Someone to go into the Mournland with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I've only done this once before.
DungeonJman 06-04-07, 12:21 PM	Behold: Raise Thread! Unfortunately the thread won't be as funny after the raise, until it gets another xp level.
Joni-san 06-04-07, 05:02 PM	This thread needs more ACTION POINTS!
JulesCARV 06-04-07, 11:22 PM	King Kaius does not care about warforged people!
TheKeyofE 06-06-07, 07:08 PM	This thread needs more ACTION POINTS! This thread needs more cowbell.
Nundahl 06-07-07, 07:36 AM	WANTED: Someone to go into the Mournland with me. This is not a joke. You'll get paid after we get back. Must bring your own weapons. Safety not guaranteed. I've only done this once before. This one had me rolling, well done!
DragoonDarkfire 06-07-07, 11:03 AM	Warforged do not change facial expressions.
Joni-san 06-07-07, 12:59 PM	Punch the keys for gods sake!
RadicalTaoist 06-07-07, 10:11 PM	For your Warforged characters (http://www.lolbots.com)
DragoonDarkfire 06-12-07, 08:02 PM	OPEN UP YOUR EBERRON CAMPAIGN SETTING! GO TO PAGE 99 GO TO THE SECTION ON XORIAT THIRD PARAGRAPH, SECOND SENTENCE. You'll see... you'll see...
ChimericalWolf 06-12-07, 08:07 PM	Darkfire! What does the book say about Xoriat's time-frame?
DragoonDarkfire 06-12-07, 08:09 PM	IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAND!
CannibalSmith 06-13-07, 12:24 AM	:rofl: :bow:
TheKeyofE 06-13-07, 01:16 AM	WHAT?! NINE-THOUSAND?!!
Joni-san 06-13-07, 06:46 PM	EPIC!
TheKeyofE 06-15-07, 02:20 AM	Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m72/thekeyofe/Motivational/motivator4375821.jpg Not really a meme, but I still find it humorous
TheKeyofE 06-16-07, 09:42 PM	King Kaius I to Erandis D'Vol: "I wish I knew how to quit you!" http://www.claws-and-paws.com/node/956 http://youtube.com/watch?v=3YkFGN9M6tQ
TheKeyofE 06-18-07, 08:25 PM	*Tries to resuscitate thread* Breath! Breath! Geez, I feel like I'm doing a one man show, here. Another Styx reference: http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m72/thekeyofe/Motivational/motivator3917603.jpg
Xaxor 06-21-07, 05:51 PM	http://onfinite.com/libraries/1230697/c13.jpg I'd say "Dey tuk r jorbs" is a meme Key.
Joni-san 06-30-07, 05:03 PM	I am the result of my search. Effort is my body and keywords are my blood. I have created over a thousand Links. Unkown to double images. Nor known to false GETs. Have withstood sloth to create many thread views. Yet these hands will never know appreciation. So as I pray, "Unlimited Eberron Art Thread (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=446683) Works!"
Thomar_of_Uointer 07-01-07, 11:56 AM	Dragonmarked Captain: "Oh yeah! Do you wanna fly this airship!" Half-orc Mercenary: "Well, yeah!" Dargonmarked Captain: "Well... You can't!"
JulesCARV 07-07-07, 05:03 AM	Need it be pointed out that longrakshasa is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooong? http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1311/745767445_ce3468b74c.jpg
gensuke626 07-08-07, 08:28 PM	I've got a Couple to add. Jaela Loev Corm Jaela Haet Pizza Silver Flame Pally: Yiff In Dolurrh, Shifter! It's the Traveler! Don't say his na
Joni-san 07-09-07, 08:13 AM	The Traveler doesn't wo
DragoonDarkfire 07-09-07, 10:31 AM	The Traveler is Eberron's equivalent of Candleja
CannibalSmith 07-09-07, 11:56 AM	Candleja Whozzat?
Joni-san 07-09-07, 12:35 PM	Candlejack is a character from Animaniacs, a Warner Brothers animated se
DragoonDarkfire 07-09-07, 12:45 PM	Candlejack is a character from Animaniacs, a Warner Brothers animated se Fail for knowing nothing of Freakazoid >:(
Joni-san 07-09-07, 01:52 PM	I shall become an hero for a mistake that big. You shall read about it in the newspapers. In my defense, it's been a while since I've seen either Freakazoid or Animaniacs and IIRC they had similar animation styles and humor. http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5876/fail1az2.jpg
Changeling_Kyr 07-14-07, 11:06 PM	Its warforged time! No, dad, no! Cyre's closed due to mourning. One does not simply walk into the mournlands A recaster has turned you into a tarrasque. Is this awesome? (Y/N)
DragoonDarkfire 07-15-07, 05:33 PM	Aventi Rouge gets a 20 on spot check: IT'S A TRAP!
Kamikaze Chicken 07-17-07, 12:08 AM	Picture of the owl bear from MM1 with text: O RLY? dont know if that had been done or not... KAMIKAZE! :chicken: out.
Xaxor 07-18-07, 09:34 PM	Huh, I haven't seen this one yet (and I just re-read the thread.) Airship captain: "Do a barrel roll!"
Nundahl 07-20-07, 11:07 AM	Sharn Dispatch: Special Report! King with a Golden Voice On Sul this week, King Boranel announced his decree to change the National Anthem of Breland. The new song, "Chacarron" was sung by Boranel and it was the most beautiful rendition of the song every heard. Those who claimed to not be able to understand the lyrics of the new anthem were summarily executed.
Never_On_Time 07-23-07, 06:42 PM	I just read the guide to /b/ and 4chan. Although it isn't any better. Anyways... I HAS A WARFORGED NEEDS MOAR WARFORGZED I have no idea what you're talking about. So here's a Daeklyr with a pancake on it's head. I brought you a dragonshard. But I eated it. Half-dragon? ... DO NOT WANT A shifter is fine too.
CannibalSmith 07-24-07, 12:49 AM	Races of Eberron talks about morphic shifter tatoos (p. 30). Here's a morphic tattoo for you: normally it's WALK, but when shifting it changes to KILL.
Xaxor 07-27-07, 07:34 PM	So are Changelings the Ultimate Form of Anonymous?
ChimericalWolf 07-27-07, 07:37 PM	So are Changelings the Ultimate Form of Anonymous? ....great, now I'm gonna have to convince someone to let me play a changeling somewhere so I can get the 'fro.
JulesCARV 07-27-07, 07:43 PM	Baristi can't enjoy her sandwich because of the Mourning.
ChimericalWolf 07-27-07, 07:47 PM	How does a shifter even know what apples is?
DragoonDarkfire 07-27-07, 08:18 PM	Kaius: Wait a minuet. You're a Lich, a half dragon AND you have the mark of death? Vol: Yea. So? Kaius: That's against the rules isn't it? Vol: SCREW THE RULES I'M A PLOT DEVICE!
JulesCARV 07-28-07, 01:09 AM	Prince Halix ir'Wynarn: Gee, it sure is boring around here. King Boranel: MAH BOY, this peace is what all true warriors strive for! Halix: I just wonder what Kaius is up to.
CannibalSmith 07-28-07, 02:01 AM	Kaius: Wait a minute. You're a Lich, a half dragon AND you have the mark of death? Vol: I can rebuke undead too. Now, kill your wife.
Papermonday 07-28-07, 06:07 AM	"So I herd u liek shifters"
ChimericalWolf 07-28-07, 06:11 AM	Sodding Shifters.
Pandapeep 07-28-07, 07:10 AM	A shifter is fine too
Vharuck 07-29-07, 02:07 AM	....great, now I'm gonna have to convince someone to let me play a changeling somewhere so I can get the 'fro. I now want to play one and go by the name "Anon."
TheKeyofE 07-29-07, 10:36 AM	For some reason, this picture http://wizards.com/dnd/images/roe_gallery/88234.jpg reminds me of this one http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m72/thekeyofe/ballpunch.jpg Source (http://youtube.com/watch?v=LbSjKjjObLg)
DragoonDarkfire 07-29-07, 10:43 AM	His horse can take it.
gensuke626 07-29-07, 09:26 PM	Hey /V/ol, how do I become an hero? /b/ Memes, In MY Eberron?
Nundahl 07-30-07, 08:02 PM	Recently one Amran Aesop d'Sivis visited Karnnath as guest of the land's humble King Kaius III. Amran had chance to interview his excellence the Red Wolf Lord and the result was nothing short of spectacular. "Lord Kaius III, your empire faces what some call the height of its greatness, while others fear a civil war may be on the rise within your proud nation. What are your feelings on the matter?" Asked Amran quite boldly. The Lord stared for only a the slightest moment to let the question sink in, then responded, "I like turtles."
Pandapeep 07-31-07, 02:37 AM	Not Ebberon, but funny. Is this Combat Kappas?
Shas'O 08-05-07, 07:37 PM	Hey /V/ol, how do I become an hero? /b/ Memes, In MY Eberron? Its more likely then you think! Today in the Brelish report. They call themselves Anonymous and they are changelings on Steroids...
nightside_samurai 08-05-07, 08:22 PM	"I iz in ur flaim...maken it silvur" The Coatul in the Silver Flame
Xaxor 08-17-07, 09:10 PM	LOLRakshasa?
Yadot 09-12-07, 09:21 PM	LOLRakshasa? Don't use that term. It's just a bastardization of Rakshasaday.
CannibalSmith 09-21-07, 06:39 AM	What does an Eldeen ranger riding a hippogriff say after shooting an Aundeirian soldier? "Death from a bow!"
JulesCARV 09-21-07, 05:19 PM	"Also, are you a member of the Aurum?" (questioner is assailed by guard magewrights with Eternal Wands of Shocking Grasp "Ah! Don't shocking grasp me bro! What did I do? What did I do? Aaaaaargh!" *********** "Nothing justifies burning shifter children. Not even Hymns to the Silver Flame."
OmnipotentSeal 09-21-07, 05:29 PM	"Also, are you a member of the Aurum?" (questioner is assailed by guard magewrights with Eternal Wands of Shocking Grasp "Ah! Don't shocking grasp me bro! What did I do? What did I do? Aaaaaargh!" A bit early, but if you put it on a t-shirt, I'd buy it, probably.
gensuke626 09-22-07, 08:17 PM	"Also, are you a member of the Aurum?" (questioner is assailed by guard magewrights with Eternal Wands of Shocking Grasp "Ah! Don't shocking grasp me bro! What did I do? What did I do? Aaaaaargh!" *********** "Nothing justifies burning shifter children. Not even Hymns to the Silver Flame." I don't get it. I calls for SAUCE!
stanleyx2002 09-22-07, 11:54 PM	YES (http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f148/stanleyx2002/Unseen20Craftsman.jpg) THIS THREAD (http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f148/stanleyx2002/warforgedinquisitive.jpg) A WYRMLING (http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f148/stanleyx2002/eberron_r1_c4-1.jpg) god this is a waste of time :rolleyes:
JulesCARV 09-23-07, 12:40 AM	I don't get it. I calls for SAUCE! "Don't shocking grasp me bro" is based on the University of Florida Taser Incident (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Florida_Taser_incident), which seems to have become a 4chan meme. "Nothing justifies burning shifter children. Not even Hymns to the Silver Flame" is based on NEDM (http://wiki.ytmnd.com/NEDM).
Joni-san 12-07-07, 11:41 AM	I bring a new sauce for lulz! (http://tvtropes.org/)
CannibalSmith 12-07-07, 02:54 PM	Aaaaaaah!!!
Zealot_Reborn 12-09-07, 02:33 PM	*Emerald Claw are hiding in their hideout* 1st Emerald Claw: HAY GUIS! HOW DOES I ANIMATE DEAD? 2nd Emerald Claw: Fail. 3rd Emerald Claw: gtfo noob. *Door gets busted down, adventuring party charges into hideout* Emerald Claw: PARTY VAN!!!
Rania 05-03-08, 01:13 AM	King Boranel was the reason peace was declared at Thronehold. The Rakshasa Raja's weren't imprisoned by the Coutals. They imprisoned themselves to escape King Boranel. King Boranel's piece of the prophecy is roughly equal to 7500 dragonmarks, including the mark of death. The daelkyr didn't imprison themselves because of Gatekeepers. King Boranel walked into Dahakanni, saw it was under attack and looked at Dyrrn the corrupter for three minuets until the daelkyr all ran back into Xoriat or into Khyber. Dalquore didn't become constantly remote by the power of the Giants. King Boranel roundhouse kicked Dalquore and sent it into its remote state.Serious LOL.