[Humor] New Organization: The E.A.C [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Joni-san

12-22-04, 07:49 PM
The E.A.C (The Fools, The Puppy eaters, Those Without Moral)

Symbol: A Pink Unicorns head or a Black Airship Pendant with the letters EAC on it

Goal & Philosophy: To destroy the religions of Eberron with extreme prejudice. To celebrate Humanity in all it's flaws. To worship the Invisible Pink Unicorn (Usually called IPU [pbuh or her IPUness]). They believe that the gods really do exist and that they must be destroyed for the to escape a bad afterlife

Primary area of Influence: No place in particular although Secret meetings are held in Khyber or in caverns.

History: The E.A.C is an ancient organization with roots in the Age of Demons. It was originally started by Fiends who hated the gods for whatever foul reason they had. It later spread to Humanoid cultures (especially to those that are lax in faith and piety). Today it spreads subtle propaganda war against the gods.

Allies and Enemies: The E.A.C has few allies worth mentioning. It has numerous enemies (the major religions of Eberron are just on the beginning of their list). However very few know of it and most of those who do consider it a joke

Members: Those without faith, those who have abandoned it, those who seek to pleasure themselves and don't want to be caught. Secular spell-casters tend to gravitate to the E.A.C in grater numbers than more martial professions, although they can be found too.

Methods: Slander, propaganda, kidnapping, blackmail and violence of any kind. They also tend to use black Magic carpets and Black Airships in the night (No one knows how they procured the Airships or how they control them) in raids against larger threats or buildingss

Motto: "Even your cat is with us"

If you have any questions or ideas or anything else to add then post them :) :pint: :tiphat:

And I have to mention: Special Post Number!11! :evillaugh :devil: :schemes:

Immature? I know :D