Post/Author/DateTime	Post
RatFlail OF DOOM!!!! 11-17-04, 05:51 PM	list here the top 100 things you wouldnt want to see an npc doing. 100. Vol poking at her mark of death. 99. The lord of blades in a dress. 98. A daeklyr with bossy the cow *hell cow* merchandise
Warforged_316 11-17-04, 07:20 PM	97. the lord of blades on the Iron Chef 96. the deathless dating service
RadicalTaoist 11-17-04, 08:43 PM	100. Vol poking at her mark of death."Just to see if I can get the dang thing to work..."
ChronosCrow 11-17-04, 09:24 PM	95. Lady Elaydren saying, "Nowhere did I lose all that platinum for the reward?" 94. Merrix d'Cannith getting extra interested in the warforged PC 93. Any rakshasa saying, "Hi."
Warforged_316 11-17-04, 09:30 PM	92. warforged karioke night
Androlphas 11-18-04, 05:16 AM	93. Karrnathi undead warriors doing a Toys-For-Tots campaign.
MarkB 11-18-04, 05:27 AM	90. Mordain the Wool-Weaver ("If only I'd realised fifty years ago how much better this is than flesh...!")
Save-vs-DM 11-18-04, 05:39 AM	91. The Lord of Blades sticking notes to "slay the fleshies" to his body with magnets. 89. Maagrim walking up to the PCs and yelling "You pretty!" followed by grabbing one of them and shouting "Orcish mating ritual!" 88. The Lord of Blades in "The Lord of the Dance." 87. Sora Kell checking into a Sharn beauty clinic for a bit of "self renewal." 86. Kaus III placing an add in the Korranberg Chronicle "Looking for strange man to serve as henchman. Must answer to the name of Renfield. Humpback a plus." 85. Prince Rygar's quest for the Black Pearl. 84. A Daelkyr asking to borrow the PCs flying carpet so that he can "fly off to see the king of the potato people, so that I might ask him to spare my life." Cheers, SvD
Macona 11-18-04, 05:49 AM	83 - The Deathless singing and dancing to "Thriller"
DJDave 11-18-04, 05:57 AM	House Phiarlan organising a "Khorvaire Idol" search for a star :P
JDubTrafficGod 11-18-04, 06:38 AM	83 - The Deathless singing and dancing to "Thriller" On a sad note I would like to see that...
Zedium 11-18-04, 07:09 AM	82. The Lord of Blades going to the wizard of Oz to ask for a heart. 81. Vol going to the wizard of Oz so she can get back to kansas/aerenal 80. Merrix d'Cannith trying to create a woman....weird science style. 79. Lords of blades: *heavy breathing* "Lance, I am your father!" "Nooooo!" *jumps down a sharn tower*
Macona 11-18-04, 07:26 AM	78 - The warforged talking in l33t "IM DA LORD OF BLAEDS BOW DOWN 2 ME AS U RULER FOL111111! OMG WTF"
ChronosCrow 11-18-04, 08:08 AM	78 - The warforged talking in l33t "IM DA LORD OF BLAEDS BOW DOWN 2 ME AS U RULER FOL111111! OMG WTF" :heehee
JDubTrafficGod 11-18-04, 08:34 AM	Note to self; Marcona Rocks. :D 77. From anyone in Droam "Boy you sure do got a purty mouth..."
Macona 11-18-04, 09:38 AM	I like you. 76 - The lord of blades walks into a tavern and with an austrian accent says "I want you clothes, you boots and your warhorse"
Alexius D'Cannith 11-18-04, 10:32 AM	84. A Daelkyr asking to borrow the PCs flying carpet so that he can "fly off to see the king of the potato people, so that I might ask him to spare my life." SO let me get this straight, you want to fly on a magic carpet, to see the king of the potato people and there beg for your life, and your telling me your sane, I think this warrants 2 hours of WOO (complete the quote) 75. Formal diner party at the palace in Korth Kaius 'I do not drink, Wine' 74. the Ancient Red dragon lining up for a ground attack run 73.When turning up late for a meeting Merrix D'Cannith sitting feet up on the table twirling a red and orange wand with one hand
Save-vs-DM 11-18-04, 10:36 AM	What's WOO? With. Out. Oxygen. Two hours without oxygen. That'll teach you to be breadbaskets! Cheers, SvD Long live Mr. Flibble!
Save-vs-DM 11-18-04, 10:43 AM	77. From anyone in Droam "Boy you sure do got a purty mouth..." Classic! 74. Any warforged singing "Mr. Roboto" 75. Gatekeeper Druid: Are you the keymaster? I am the gatekeeper." (okay, that's a really bad pun, but it has to stand) Cheers, SvD
Gez 11-18-04, 10:57 AM	73: The Lord of Blades ("him" again!) saying: "Thank the maker! This oil bath is going to feel so good." 72: Vol staggering clumsily, screaming: "Braaaaaaainnns!"
shadowpavement 11-18-04, 11:09 AM	71. Any of the daughters of Sora Kell in a new dress asking a PC "Does this make me look fat?"
Alexius D'Cannith 11-18-04, 11:10 AM	71. Wizard on a bridge : YOU SHALL NOT PASS Balor : Why? oh come on, pretty please with sugar on top?
MarkB 11-18-04, 11:10 AM	70. Archchancellor of the Arcane Congress: "Bursaaaar!" 69. Chief Librarian of Korranberg Library: "Ook."
Belabras 11-18-04, 11:21 AM	70. Archchancellor of the Arcane Congress: "Bursaaaar!" 69. Chief Librarian of Korranberg Library: "Ook." Excellent! Now where is HEX.
Alexius D'Cannith 11-18-04, 11:57 AM	68. Her majesty the Queen of Aundair : honestly, does this dress make me look fat? 67. The King Of Darguun after being polymorphed into a human bard (spot the reference and insert a quote) 66. Infamous Lhazhaar Pirate : Yo ho, Yo ho a pirates life for me, :cookie: for anymore lines of the song 65. the Lord of Blades : Stuff the public trust, Execute the Innocent, Tear up the law, Im RoboAnarchist 64. Merrix : Now you will witness the firepower of this Fully Armed and Operational Floating Citadel 63. Mr the Fleshweaver playing sharades
Gez 11-18-04, 12:05 PM	66. Infamous Lhazhaar Pirate : Yo ho, Yo ho a pirates life for me, :cookie: for anymore lines of the song This one? Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot, Drink up me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle and char, inflame and ignite, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We burn up the city, we're really a fright, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads, Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho. I prefer, myself, this one: Haggis: We're a band of vicious pirates! Edward: A sailin´ out to sea. Bill: When you hear our gentle singing... Haggis: You'll be sure to turn and flee! Guybrush: Oh, this is just ridiculous. Guybrush: Come on, men! We've got to recover that map! Bill: That pirate will be done for, when he falls into our trap! Bill: We're a club of tuneful rovers! Haggis: We can sing in every clef! Edward: We can even hit the high notes! Haggis: It's just too bad we're tone deaf! All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! Guybrush: Let's go defeat that evil pirate! Edward: We know he's sure to lose, ´cause we know just where to fire at! Edward: We're thieving balladeers. Haggis: A gang of cutthroat mugs. Bill: To fight us off ye don't need guns! Edward: Just really good ear plugs! All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! Guybrush: All right, crew, let's get to work! Haggis: Our vocation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk. Haggis: We'll fight you in the harbor. Bill: We'll battle you on land. Edward: But when you meet singing pirates... Guybrush: They'll be more than you can stand. Bill: Ooooh! That was a good one! Guybrush: No, it wasn't. Guybrush: No time for song! We've got to move! Bill: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove! Bill: We're a pack a´ scurvy sea dogs. Haggis: Have we pity? Not a dram! Edward: We all eat roasted garlic... Haggis: ...then sing from the diaphragm! All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! Guybrush: Less singing, more sailing. Edward: When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing! Bill: If ye try ta fight us... Haggis: ...you will get a nasty whackin´! Edward: If ya disrespect our singing´... Bill: ...we will feed ya to a kraken! All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! Guybrush: I´m getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming. Haggis: We´re ready to set sail, through the cannons need a priming. Edward: We're troublesome corsairs! Bill: And we've come to steal your treasures! Haggis: We would shoot you on the downbeat... Edward: ...but we have to rest five measures. All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! Guybrush: Stop! Stop! Stop! Bill: The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop. Guybrush: You say you're nasty pirates... Guybrush: ...scheming, thieving, bad bushwhackers? Guybrush: From what I've seen I tell you... Guybrush: ...you're not pirates! You're just slackers! All: A pirate I was meant to be! All: Trim the sails and roam the sea! Guybrush: We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange. Haggis: And...! Haggis: ...um... Bill: Well... Edward: ...err... Bill: Door hinge? Edward: No, no... Bill: Guess the song's over, then. Haggis: Guess so. Edward: Okay, back to work. Guybrush: Well gee. I feel a little guilty, now.
Zedium 11-18-04, 01:04 PM	62. Lord of Blades (Yeah I know, but I just love this guy): "All your base are belong to us." 61. Random Warforged sidekick: "I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed." 60. Mordain the fleshweaver, singing: "The footbone is connected to the neckbone, the neckbone is connected to the wristbone..." 59. Mordain the fleshweaver singing in general.
Gez 11-18-04, 01:25 PM	58: Any archvillain saying to an underling: "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Alexius D'Cannith 11-18-04, 01:47 PM	57. Merrix D'Cannith :And this my minions will be the greatest machine ever with it power i can give irresistable suggestions to ARMIES, let me demonstrate POWER WORD CONGA
Belabras 11-18-04, 02:21 PM	57. Merrix D'Cannith :And this my minions will be the greatest machine ever with it power i can give irresistable suggestions to ARMIES, let me demonstrate POWER WORD CONGA A truely feindish spell, only slightly more well known than it's cousins -- POWER WORD LINE-DANCE and POWER WORD MACARENA
RatFlail OF DOOM!!!! 11-18-04, 03:20 PM	56. Lord of Blades asking a halfing if his body of reinforced adamantine and spikes makes him look fat. 54. An angry group of warforged haters that have a hammer of smiting... must i say more 53. Warforged stand up night 52. Half Giant riding a dromite 51. A dromite *elocater* and a thri keen *soul knife* air battle in sharn *wait that be awsome...*
RatFlail OF DOOM!!!! 11-18-04, 03:25 PM	50. Lord of Blades playing with Vol using transformers. ILL STOP YOU MEGATRON!!! *bam* your lucky my dragon mark of death doesnt work or youd be a dead and stuff
JDubTrafficGod 11-18-04, 03:28 PM	49. A very short deathless Aerenal Elf "You must resist the darkside young padawan..." 48. A barbarian prince from Dargunn doing the happy dance.
RatFlail OF DOOM!!!! 11-18-04, 04:21 PM	47. Vol playing on a DS *take that king od breland* 46. Vol and the lord of blades going out *i wouldnt be surprised*
Alexius D'Cannith 11-18-04, 04:32 PM	45. Lord of Blades : What have house Cannith ever done for us? (feel free to make your own list of answers) 44. Keeper of the Flame : Okay Erandys i give up, you win, now its my turn to hide Vol : Remember, No plane shifting 43.Mordain the fleshweaver : I simply dont have a person to wear! 42.The emperor of Sarlona, juggling knives, without using his hands
Ithamar 11-18-04, 04:51 PM	Yet another Red Dwarf referrence: 41. A very well dressed Shifter looking in a small pocket mirror, "How am I looking now? Ooowww!" 40. Lord of Blades calling anyone a "Smeeeeeeg Heeeeead"
DJDave 11-19-04, 03:25 AM	Vol entering "Ms Khorvaire" and saying that all she wants to bring to the world is a little love
Save-vs-DM 11-19-04, 04:25 AM	92. A shifter in a well pressed suit running up to the warforged going "these are my shiney things!" Cheers, SvD