Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Rowan_Whispercloak 11-12-06, 04:28 AM	The first one I can think of is a 'Zod' rune from Diablo II.
ressurrector 11-12-06, 04:37 AM	Any componant which gives warforged "functionality" they should not have.
Artector 11-12-06, 08:05 AM	Any componant which gives warforged "functionality" they should not have. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Hmmm.... A cannon that shoots kittens. A blaster attached to the hand. A web-shooter. A docent that can say "Danger Will Robinson! Danger!"
Bluebrush 11-12-06, 09:05 AM	Inbuilt bound elemental toaster ovens.
bawb44 11-12-06, 09:58 AM	: A cannon that shoots kittens. Does not every warforged need that, heck don't everyone need that. :D
Need_A_Life 11-12-06, 01:09 PM	An iPod
Gnomemaster 11-12-06, 02:59 PM	Speakers to attached to their back so that you can plug your ipod in the chest port and listen to our jams while fighting the last war. makes me think of Blade Trinity where the girl makes playlists for when she fights (I thought it was the cheesiest ipod plugin ever)
Belabras 11-12-06, 06:44 PM	All I'm going to say is 'codpiece' and leave it at that. :P
ChaoticGood 11-13-06, 12:57 AM	Home Run Haversack: A backpack-like component with two tubes coming out the top that create a pyrotechnics effect whenever the warforged criticals. :D
hunter_in_darkness 11-13-06, 07:55 PM	Home Run Haversack: A backpack-like component with two tubes coming out the top that create a pyrotechnics effect whenever the warforged criticals. I MUST HAVE ONE:D
DarkWarriorKarg 11-13-06, 11:04 PM	- A summonable clockwork steed that merges with the warforged. - Chest-mounted magic missile wands covered with "domes". - Gatling belt-fed repeating crossbow... ... no, wait... that's a must-have.
ressurrector 11-14-06, 12:03 AM	Battlefists, in this one case. Warforged Warblade with "lightning throw" maneuver (60' line melee attack) Warforged rocket punch!
MadApplejack 11-18-06, 07:33 PM	Fire elemental-powered roller skates!
MrFilthyIke 11-19-06, 10:13 PM	A Bag of Holding X docent that allows unlimited storage in the chest cavity. Now, bite my shiny metal @#$. :cool:
Ryuu_Tenshi 11-20-06, 10:49 AM	A small audio device that plays the Final Fantasy victory theme whenever someone is killed in the vicinity of the Warforged. Marvelously innapropriate for Sharn (ie, walks by a murder scene, "Dat-dat-dat-daa-daa-dat-dada!!!!") (see Advent Children for inspiration)
invisiblekid 11-20-06, 01:06 PM	I dunno. I wouldn't mind the FFVII victory tune playing when I remove the head (and sometimes upper torso, entirely) of my victim. Personally, I think a component that allows a warforged to countdown from thirty, after saying "You have 30 seconds to comply" would be pushin' it. (Friggin' Robocop thingy).
DarkWarriorKarg 11-20-06, 01:51 PM	That would be the infamous Warforged Titan, Number Two-Oh-Nine. They taught it to count backwards from thirty... unfortunately, not enough brains to think of anything else while doing do.
yossarius 11-20-06, 05:19 PM	Go-go Warforged Boxing Glove
Artector 11-20-06, 06:39 PM	A pair of blades that attach to the bottom of the feet. "I shall call them Ice-ca-blades!!!" A drink dispenser. With possible ice-making attachment. A head helicopter. A large foam bastard sword attached to the hand with a #1 on it.
Euangelion 11-20-06, 06:47 PM	A spring-loaded head that pops up if another warforged punches it in the chest.
Wexquif 11-20-06, 10:35 PM	A Bag of Holding X docent that allows unlimited storage in the chest cavity. Now, bite my shiny metal @#$. :cool: :rofl:
Barachiel 11-21-06, 12:55 PM	One word. iForged
Euangelion 11-21-06, 01:08 PM	A sticker that says "Cannith inside." A red component with a white cross that attaches to the hand and comes complete with both kinds of screwdrivers, a magnifying glass, a corkscrew, an awl, a nail file, a pair of scissors, three different lengths of blade, a saw, and a ballpoint pen.
Redskull 11-21-06, 04:11 PM	A Banging Attacthment like in Tripping the Rift...
Euangelion 11-21-06, 05:13 PM	A Banging Attacthment like in Tripping the Rift... Wasn't that covered by ressurrector? Oh, wait a sec. What do you mean, not that kind of ba...Oh, I see. My bad. :embarrass ;)
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 11-21-06, 06:01 PM	capachino/expresso machine, espechay in conjuction with the rogue who tried to take the 'Raving caffine adict' Prc based on drunken master.
Knightstar 11-22-06, 04:23 AM	--chestmounted airbags in case of freefall --a headband allowing the warforged's head to turn into a small construct, while the warforged's conciousness remains in the body. --cupholders for the espresso
MrFilthyIke 11-22-06, 11:53 AM	Wasn't that covered by ressurrector? Oh, wait a sec. What do you mean, not that kind of ba...Oh, I see. My bad. :embarrass ;) Exactly what I'm thinking about. :D
Hufish 11-22-06, 12:00 PM	A wet bar with various hard liquors on tap.
Kaizer_Ryu 11-22-06, 10:40 PM	-Any component that allows the Warforged to pass gas -ESPECIALLY if this is only so that you can blame it on him -Jet boots -Components that turn five Warforged into tiger mechs that can fuse together and fight evil with a giant energy sword
Paulon 11-23-06, 01:24 PM	Radio reception or thermostats controlled by manipulation of nuts or bolts strategically placed on the chest region of the warforged.
Edymnion 11-23-06, 05:03 PM	chestmounted airbagsWell, I guess thats one way to get a female warforged!
KidChainsaw 11-24-06, 12:10 AM	In addition to the "air-bags" - any other item that someone else would refer to as a "recreational attachment". PS- I wonder just how far we can push this before the site moderators come down on us like a ton of bricks in a big hurry:evillaugh
ressurrector 11-24-06, 03:00 AM	In addition to the "air-bags" - any other item that someone else would refer to as a "recreational attachment". I allready alluded to that :P
SilvercatMoonpaw 11-24-06, 07:53 AM	PS- I wonder just how far we can push this before the site moderators come down on us like a ton of bricks in a big hurry:evillaugh Depends on how sneaky you are.
dndanmachines 11-24-06, 12:46 PM	Beer coolers Ash trays Garbage Disposal Cheesy Bumper Stickers: "My creator graduated from Zilargo University"
kelvinaw273 11-24-06, 01:57 PM	A sliding head-top sun-roof, go-faster strips and alloyed feet. A universal cleaning and cooking accessory attachment in the crotch.
invisiblekid 11-24-06, 04:12 PM	A universal cleaning and cooking accessory attachment in the crotch. "Why, whatever are you using to flip those eg--eeeugh." Nice. Actually, I'd do that just to trip people out. My group of adventurers goes to talk to/interrogate someone, and I stand there spinning this object between my legs.
Fabius Maximus 11-24-06, 04:54 PM	A sticker that says "Cannith inside." Right. Because we all know that once that happens a new company calls Advanced Mech Design (or something like that) will pop up somewhere and start to produce these guys faster and cheaper than House Cannith will ever be able to. ;)
Edymnion 11-24-06, 09:42 PM	"Walking Boots" These high chrome boots have panels on the sides that continue to move up and down as if walking, even when the warforged is standing still. Warforged have been known to be knocked unconcious simply so the attacker can steal these boots, commonly referred to as "rims" due to the line around the top of the boot that holds it all in place.
zvbxrpl 12-04-06, 03:17 PM	- A deep-fryer - A long, prehensile tongue - An arm that ends in a non-detachable ten-foot pole
Raxmei 12-04-06, 06:42 PM	A flexible tube open at one end, the other end containing a tiny portal to an airless plane.
Euangelion 12-04-06, 07:32 PM	A flexible tube open at one end, the other end containing a tiny portal to an airless plane. Reminds me of a line towards the end of Spaceballs that I'm not sure I'm actually allowed to post, starting with the words "She's gone from..."
Artector 12-04-06, 08:02 PM	A fu Manchu mustache. A docent that turns the warforged gold and lets it know 6 billion+ forms of communication, including Bacchi.
ornitholestes 12-06-06, 12:14 AM	(Alarms Sound) Warning, this warforged will self-destruct in 5. . . 4. . . 3. . . GPP (genuine people personality) prototype - "I have this terrible pain in all the diodes of my left side" A proton pack (Actually useful in the right campaign, just don't cross the streams!) The Club!, (prevent Warforged theft) A Giant Fan (http://ww2.wizards.com/Gatherer/CardDetailsV2.aspx?name=giant fan#)
DarkWarriorKarg 12-07-06, 03:57 PM	Windup key Homunculi that turn into battle accessories.
Belabras 12-07-06, 04:56 PM	A component that allows the 'forged to transform into a land cart or airship.
Euangelion 12-07-06, 05:18 PM	An "Everything's Okay" alarm. Florescent anything. A rear-mounted trailer hitch. And the pair of things some people like to hang from said trailer hitch. Anthing that responds to the command "Go, go, gadget..." Stilts. Edit: Oh, yes. Turn signals.
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 12-07-06, 07:38 PM	Small devise studed with buttons taht gives a -8 on all spot and listen checks, and makes the user one step less frendly to all who speack to them while its being used. aparently its called a 'gameboy'
Galrith 12-08-06, 02:10 AM	Imbedded Decantar of endless water component with no cap and always on geyser.... Pardon me.. excuse me... sorry didn't mean to send you flying off the ledge...
Judging Eagle 12-08-06, 12:57 PM	A Bag of Holding X docent that allows unlimited storage in the chest cavity. Now, bite my shiny metal @#$. :cool: I have to play a Warforged Rogue now.
Enial 12-26-06, 10:42 AM	-a gasstove
Cabral 12-26-06, 12:43 PM	A component that allows the 'forged to transform into a land cart or airship. That's okay as long as there is no mass-shifting ... No components that transform other races into warforged. "I am Stick of Warforged. Reisistance is futile ..." No furry suits or cosplay components. No belts that turn them into warforged-scorpion tauric hybrids -- oh wait. No autobot/decepticon symbol shaped docents ... unless they tranform the forged into a land cart or airship with no mass shifting. No train whistles.
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 12-26-06, 12:49 PM	No glowing read orbs that when attched to the Warforged's face just above the mouth neagte fog in a 120ft radius. 'Rudolph the red nosed warforged...'
Melvin the Mediocre 12-27-06, 02:27 PM	An emotion chip.... er, docent
androkguz 12-27-06, 03:08 PM	No docent that allows warforged to turn into quicksilver and to go to the past to kill boranel while young so that he can't lead Breland to it's almost victory of the Last War. Because if that component exists, then there's gotta be another warforged who goes to the past and stops the first one all the while learning phrases like "Hasta la vista baby"
androkguz 12-30-06, 11:15 PM	Internet conection A a Rod that wii can use to control warforged by moving it.
Knightstar 12-31-06, 12:16 AM	didnt see these so... --"fuzzy dice to hang around the warforged's neck" -- not so much a component, but it could be a fun accesory. --a chest compartment allowing warforged to temporarily summon clockwork horrors. --a warforged breadmaker. i...dont know why.
Ryuu_Tenshi 12-31-06, 01:57 PM	Internet conection A a Rod that wii can use to control warforged by moving it. Heh... Check (http://boards1.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=10714409&postcount=28) these (http://boards1.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=10717658&postcount=30) posts (http://boards1.wizards.com/showpost.php?p=10720392&postcount=36) from this thread (http://boards1.wizards.com/showthread.php?t=714147). ^_^
Moebius 12-31-06, 03:09 PM	a monical eye with a glowing red light going back and forth with a whiring sound (look! (http://www.wegottafindearth.com/ref/cylon-helmet-with-eye.jpg))
Dr. Benway 01-02-07, 02:54 AM	Low riding transmission with purple hover lights. Anything that would end their name in 'Zoid A hookah....no wait... DocB :88E: vs :coolcthul Who shall prevail?
Dr. Benway 01-02-07, 03:15 AM	New Feat: Teflon Body :P DocB :88E: vs :coolcthul Who shall prevail?
thecosmicgoose 01-02-07, 06:04 AM	Pinstripping A foil and/or gravel guard a flatbed a nose-mounted megaphone a heart or a heart shaped metal or a little dog too studmaster 3000 a blond wig with pink-laminated leather armor, "barbie" brand. real sucking action robosexuality docent
Moebius 01-02-07, 10:01 AM	a funnel on top of his head
Belabras 01-02-07, 07:58 PM	Trailer Hitch decorations (http://www.bumpernuts.com/) Just... no.
Roscoe_Greenbottle 01-02-07, 10:47 PM	trash compactor that shoots the pellets out the back
Dr. Benway 01-03-07, 12:56 AM	Trailer Hitch decorations (http://www.bumpernuts.com/) Just... no. We really are living in the roman empire arent we...? DocB :88E: vs :coolcthul Who shall prevail?
mkill 01-03-07, 03:13 AM	A school uniform (obviously for warforged scouts)
blinks 01-03-07, 02:05 PM	A web-shooter. That would be sweet. Writing it up now...
Moebius 01-03-07, 02:14 PM	oil bath station (thank the maker!)
Evilmonster 01-05-07, 03:54 AM	Back up warning beeper. cow pusher. wrist mounted full-sized catapult
zvbxrpl 01-05-07, 02:09 PM	Googly eyes. A speaker that plays "can't touch this" whenever a foe misses.
Moebius 01-05-07, 02:51 PM	Norton Anti-Virus
DyingHopes 01-07-07, 09:32 AM	A flush valve.
DargonSwift 01-09-07, 12:44 AM	A demonic bobble-head on his left shoulder and a celestial bobblehead on his right shoulder. A potion holder helmet with tubes running to his mouth. A gaint foam glove that say's "#1". Scissor-like fingers. Christmas lights. A chest cavity that opens to unleash a 100d6 searing light spell that is 100' diameter and has a range of 5 miles. (ala Gyver). A fully articulated face. Corporate marketing stickers. Fridge magnets. Rocket pods. A battle fist that shoots a searing ray at will and red/gold armor. An "off" rune shaped like a circle with a line through the top (such as the one on your monitor). (Hrmm...) Red and blue flashing lights on his shoulders (for city watch warforged). and lastly... No telescoping mini-parabolic dish that comes out of a slot in his head that grants him the Life Sence ability out to a range of 10 miles. -D
Ryuu_Tenshi 01-09-07, 03:57 PM	A battle fist that shoots a searing ray at will and red/gold armor. A battle fist that shoots something like Magic Missile, except if you wait one round you can shoot a nonelemental version of Flaming Sphere, two rounds and you can do a nonelemental Fireball. This with a component that lets you take on the supernatural abilities of BBEGs (but only up to eight of them! and once you have eight if you want to change them you have to start again), four components that you can pour Potions of Cure (whatever) Wounds and if you get dice of cure you get a Potion of Heal, and finally, trademark blue armor. Unless you get the Dash Boots, X-Buster, Chestpeice, and Helmet upgrades, in which case your armor turns white. For the old-skewl version, instead of armor upgrades, a red Iron Defender with whom you can fuse to get higher speed and the ability to fly, but only for a short while. (cookies if you get the references)
ressurrector 01-09-07, 04:47 PM	Mega man obviously.
Cabral 01-17-07, 11:30 PM	Fridge magnets. Unless they make the warforged sing showtunes. :)
ressurrector 01-17-07, 11:47 PM	Unless they make the warforged sing showtunes. :) It was country music as I recall.
Euangelion 01-18-07, 09:55 AM	No, no, no, it was folk tunes. "She'll Be Comin' 'Round the Mountain," "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" and stuff like that. On the other hand, such magnets might actually help a warforged bard.
Cabral 01-19-07, 12:46 AM	Ooh! Artifact Component: Ten Ah Sea Magnet: This attached component only functions for warforged with the leadership feat. If such a warforged selects the component as his cohort, the component has the abilities of a bard with a level determined by the warforged's leadership score. As the component has no voice of its own, the warforged must choose to allow the component to speak, sing, or otherwise vocalize in lieu of speaking himself. While highly intelligent, the component has no telepathic ability.