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DarkWarriorKarg

04-15-05, 12:25 PM
It's Friday. Continue the theme...
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Presenting a new Artificer creation:

Created by the very same people who brought you the Lyrandar skyships, a new method of popular entertainment:

Cabal TeleVision

Within the safety of your own home, you will be able to see the latest performances as if you were there yourself. All that is required is a gold framed 52” mirror. Our artificers will set everything up for you, our noble customers. You will be able to see such performances as:

This Old Warforged
Thrill as host Bob d’Cannith shows you how to fix up your old model.

Monstrous Garage
Projected straight from Droam, you will thrill as these goblinoid artificers construct custom war machines.

Crime Scene Inquisitives: Sharn
The latest in a series of murder-mystery performances.

Aliases
Watch the adventures of Breland’s master changeling spy as she assumes identity after identity.

Survivor: Xen’drick
This time, we might have one contestant return! Placed in a desert, the two teams must fight each other, the elements and the inhabitants! The next contest: a representative from each team must go toe-to-toe with a Thri-Kreen! The last man standing gets a Travel Cloak!
KP91

04-15-05, 04:36 PM
Martha d'Jorasco-Boramir
See how to update your home and rob from your House.
Altaris

04-15-05, 04:49 PM
Iron Chef: Sharn
Watch as your favorite soldiers-turned-cooks tear it up in the kitchen. This week, the warforged known as 'Cleaver' shows us how really cook a steak!
ChronosCrow

04-15-05, 10:12 PM
The Missing 13

Followe a top-notch detective across the whole of Khorvaire itself as he dives straight into any mystery that involves a missing number 13. He'll go as high as the rumored 13th moon and as low as Sharn's Mrs. Hunstein's missing 13th hot-pad.

Breland's Most Wanted

A crime show depicting our countries most dangerous people and how you can help stop them in their tracks. This week's episdoe will feature Lucan Stelos: This man escaped from Sharn today and is racing across the country. He's considered armed, dangerous and a threat to the crown. If you've seen this man, don't hesitate to contact authorties.

B.A.S.H.

Remeber when the Last War had just started up and there was controversay across the country about it's meanings. The first warforged had emerged and national pride flared everywhere. Our show watches as Breland banged on Cyre's door and a unit of physicians skilled in the healing arts setup camp in enemy territory and help heal the wounded as they return to Breland after fighting the Cyran forces. To handle the everyday life of dealing with war and death this crazy crew resorts to hilarious antics to keep their spirits up while at war.

Monk

We've all meet a monk once or twice in our life. Our show centers around one of the more excentrict monks, even his brand of lifestyle can be so ridged he shocks other monks. Fresh out of the monastery he joined the City Watch to serve and protect Sharn. His particular brand of perfrect lifestyle maybe unnerving, but that exact spritual wit helps him gain an upper edge as he begins to battle the forces of evil in Sharn itself. (Played by Sharn's own
Tony Shalhoub, who also starred in "Wings", a comedy about flight attendants at a Sharn airship platform)
Earthbinder

04-19-05, 07:18 AM
now showing on the WF channel:

Pimp my Warforged.
a team of custom WF engineers and dwarven artificers take those old last war forged and add both style and individuality to their dull exterior.
oh and did i mention CHROME!!

Cribs: Sharn
take a tour around some of the best Homes the noble houses and personalities of Sharn own, From the Cannith wonders to the simple pleaseures of House Jorasco see how the other half live.

Khorvaire: On Rails of Lightning
join famed explorer Micel Pallin as he takes us with him on a tour of the Orien Rails from east to west.