A quick Gnome joke... [Archive] - Wizards Community

A quick Gnome joke... [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Loki5654
09-04-07, 04:42 PM "The elves of ancient Aerenal had a saying: 'Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum' which means 'If you seek peace, prepare for war'.

I much prefer the Zil version: 'Sivis Pacem, Para Vellum' which means 'The gnomes seek peace, prepare for paperwork!'"

*Ba-dump, tssh!*

Thank You!
Loki5654
09-04-07, 08:16 PM What?

Too cerebral?

C'mon folks! This is funny stuff!
Yadot
09-05-07, 12:17 AM I think these boards' taste for jokes runs more along the lines of:
Why do Elves have pointy ears?
Because there has to be some point to Elves.

Or, you know your in Eberron when the Good, peace-promoting queen is hated more than the evil, vampire king.
Bluebrush
09-05-07, 03:25 AM I thought it was funny, so that's one.
eehamburg
09-05-07, 09:03 AM Why did I think that Yadot's joke was funnier than that of Loki?
Ryoden_Anariavas
09-05-07, 09:03 AM Yeah I got a chuckle out of it:D
Vharuck
09-05-07, 10:05 AM Hehe, latin's funny.
Loki5654
09-05-07, 11:44 AM Hehe, latin's funny.
See? This is what I'm saying.
oleher
09-05-07, 12:16 PM :O a smart joke on this forum, oh my god
Darakhoranon
09-06-07, 06:46 AM HERETIC! BURN IN HELL!

:D :D :D

Seriously, that one WAS funny. Any more jokes coming?
Fabius Maximus
09-06-07, 05:38 PM Hehe, latin's funny.
QFT
Calestin Kethal
09-07-07, 01:46 AM What do you call a gnome hiding under a human's dress?

A goblin.

:rimshot:

I don't take credit for that one. :)
dsivis
09-11-07, 10:33 AM "The elves of ancient Aerenal had a saying: 'Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum' which means 'If you seek peace, prepare for war'.

I much prefer the Zil version: 'Sivis Pacem, Para Vellum' which means 'The gnomes seek peace, prepare for paperwork!'"

*Ba-dump, tssh!*

Thank You!

WAHAHAHAHA!!! :D

This one isn't as good: What do you call a communist Warforged Ftr2/Art5/Juggernaut5 with big claws?

A Red LOBster.
Ubermog
09-11-07, 09:53 PM Oh yeah?
What do you call a petrified Warforged Ftr2/Art5/Juggernaut5 with big claws?

A rock LOBster.
AllWillFall2Me
09-12-07, 02:08 AM Oh yeah?
What do you call a petrified Warforged Ftr2/Art5/Juggernaut5 with big claws?

A rock LOBster.

"We were at a war,
Every boy had matching swords
Somebody went, and burned the dock
and there they found a rock
But it wasn't a rock
It was a Warforged Messiah!"
Bun-nu-nu-nunu-nunu.

I hate myself.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Loki5654 09-04-07, 04:42 PM	"The elves of ancient Aerenal had a saying: 'Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum' which means 'If you seek peace, prepare for war'. I much prefer the Zil version: 'Sivis Pacem, Para Vellum' which means 'The gnomes seek peace, prepare for paperwork!'" Ba-dump, tssh! Thank You!
Loki5654 09-04-07, 08:16 PM	What? Too cerebral? C'mon folks! This is funny stuff!
Yadot 09-05-07, 12:17 AM	I think these boards' taste for jokes runs more along the lines of: Why do Elves have pointy ears? Because there has to be some point to Elves. Or, you know your in Eberron when the Good, peace-promoting queen is hated more than the evil, vampire king.
Bluebrush 09-05-07, 03:25 AM	I thought it was funny, so that's one.
eehamburg 09-05-07, 09:03 AM	Why did I think that Yadot's joke was funnier than that of Loki?
Ryoden_Anariavas 09-05-07, 09:03 AM	Yeah I got a chuckle out of it:D
Vharuck 09-05-07, 10:05 AM	Hehe, latin's funny.
Loki5654 09-05-07, 11:44 AM	Hehe, latin's funny. See? This is what I'm saying.
oleher 09-05-07, 12:16 PM	:O a smart joke on this forum, oh my god
Darakhoranon 09-06-07, 06:46 AM	HERETIC! BURN IN HELL! :D :D :D Seriously, that one WAS funny. Any more jokes coming?
Fabius Maximus 09-06-07, 05:38 PM	Hehe, latin's funny. QFT
Calestin Kethal 09-07-07, 01:46 AM	What do you call a gnome hiding under a human's dress? A goblin. :rimshot: I don't take credit for that one. :)
dsivis 09-11-07, 10:33 AM	"The elves of ancient Aerenal had a saying: 'Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum' which means 'If you seek peace, prepare for war'. I much prefer the Zil version: 'Sivis Pacem, Para Vellum' which means 'The gnomes seek peace, prepare for paperwork!'" Ba-dump, tssh! Thank You! WAHAHAHAHA!!! :D This one isn't as good: What do you call a communist Warforged Ftr2/Art5/Juggernaut5 with big claws? A Red LOBster.
Ubermog 09-11-07, 09:53 PM	Oh yeah? What do you call a petrified Warforged Ftr2/Art5/Juggernaut5 with big claws? A rock LOBster.
AllWillFall2Me 09-12-07, 02:08 AM	Oh yeah? What do you call a petrified Warforged Ftr2/Art5/Juggernaut5 with big claws? A rock LOBster. "We were at a war, Every boy had matching swords Somebody went, and burned the dock and there they found a rock But it wasn't a rock It was a Warforged Messiah!" Bun-nu-nu-nunu-nunu. I hate myself.