Talenta Halfling Curses [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Symar

11-24-07, 08:20 PM
Alright, so I'm playing a halfling barbarian from the Talenta plains, and wondering what good curses would be for him to use. I came up with one on the fly while playing him, but curious if any others out there have ideas. The one I came up with was "Thrice-cursed razorclaws!" Yeah, not so great :p.
naturax

11-24-07, 09:28 PM
Sandbather
Sun-scorched cactus for brains
Poisoned oasis!
Glidewing feeder
dsivis

11-28-07, 11:33 PM
Breath of old razorclaw!
May your tangat become as dull as your wit!
I hope the wandering in gets you drunk and dumps you into a stampede!
korcheck

11-30-07, 06:04 PM
citybred.
you smell like the wrong end of a glidewing on its' death bed.
you call that a mount? This is a mount.
sheepherder!
Cuaglar

12-01-07, 10:05 AM
What about,
Where you raised in tall grass, or are you really that naive?
Vharuck

12-01-07, 05:46 PM
Get lost in the Boneyard!

Home owner!
Nived

12-01-07, 10:25 PM
Keep one thing in mind, to a Talenta Plains Halfling their bond to their mount is very strong. They treat their mounts like brothers, when one dies the other will be waiting for it in Dolurrh, as shown in this Dragonshard. (http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/ebds/20051107a).

As such wishing ill to one's mount or wishing that one "Walks for the rest of his days" would be a grave insult.