Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Dungeons & Donuts 01-15-07, 01:11 PM	Just like the old thread a long time ago, here is a revival. 1. Epic Rogue hides in his shadow 2. Epic Ranger sends an arrow up and out into space 3. Epic Sorcerer teleports said arrow in the direction of Epic Ranger's head and Epic Ranger dies
Loren Pechtel 01-15-07, 01:31 PM	4. Epic Wizard casts Fabricate: Planet
Taeldrin Laesrash 01-15-07, 01:46 PM	5.The epic rogue can make a Balance check to walk across a pit on his own feet.
Witch 01-15-07, 01:48 PM	6. Just as the Overlord is fully healed, and prepares to rise from the pit, the barbarian squashes him under his boot.
Yodasatomicweed 01-15-07, 02:20 PM	The Dwarven Defender becomes completely immune to physical damage. This next one isn't mine, but I liked it... The Epic Monk, through judicious use of Balance, Jump, and Tumble, learns to fly.
dragon221284 01-15-07, 02:50 PM	The Dwarven Defender becomes completely immune to physical damage. I like this :p A Ranger has so much favored enemy's, that he can Onehit each Creature at the World
AngelLemmingThief 01-15-07, 02:58 PM	Rogue sneak attacks and kills an enemy, from 61 feet away
Dungeons & Donuts 01-15-07, 03:34 PM	11. Epic barbarian's intimidate skill is so high, he can scare epic warhulk into killing itself.
MagicMouth 01-15-07, 03:48 PM	12. Epic Fighter has so many Feats he actually has to take Skill Focus: Craft (Basketweaving) the next level.
Dethro 01-15-07, 08:53 PM	13: Epic Cleric has Nerull afraid of him.
LordBOB777 01-16-07, 12:51 AM	14. Level 20 Druid looks at epic fighter and epic rogue and wonders why it took them so long to be as powerful as the druid. Or we can rework it if needed: 14.Epic fighter and Epic rogue are still wondering what it takes to match the lower druid
Yodasatomicweed 01-16-07, 08:07 AM	15) The Epic Level cleric becomes the physical incarnation of his alignment, and his deity becomes his Divine Emissary. 16) Your cohort is an overdeity.
DragonBringerX 01-16-07, 05:42 PM	17) Said monk is so fast that the epic wizard thinks he's just teleport hopping around the battle map. (actually had a game where this happened) 18) The party paladin casts Miracle...twice 19) The epic rogue figures out how to sneak attack constructs and undead
Gothenem 01-16-07, 05:48 PM	20) The Epic Wizard casts Origin of Species: Greater God 21) The Epic Cleric casts a cure light wounds spell and raises the dead with it. 22) The Epic Arcane archer fires an arrow with a Hellball attatched. 23) The Epic Rogue can dodge anything. Literally. 24) The Epic Psion can read the minds of people not yet born.
rob_douglas 01-17-07, 02:29 PM	18) The party paladin casts Miracle...twice 25) ...in one round...as a quickened spell-like ability...and still full attacks...after a charge! :) ROB
dragonfire8974 01-17-07, 02:39 PM	epic wizard finally makes the new ELH, and markets it to players. then is stopped by Wotc because of intellectual property and is never seen again
DragonBringerX 01-18-07, 12:09 AM	epic wizard finally makes the new ELH, and markets it to players. then is stopped by Wotc because of intellectual property and is never seen again :heehee
GreatClaw 01-18-07, 01:08 AM	26: Epic cleric cast's miracle, kills DM!
SokenzanMarauder 01-18-07, 01:58 AM	25) ...in one round...as a quickened spell-like ability...and still full attacks...after a charge! :) ROB I 'lol-ed' :p 27. Epic Psion moves the universe. With his mind. 28. Epic Fighter doesn't suck, but thinks he does. 29. Epic Bard's music instantly cures deafness. -Gene
big_bluto 01-18-07, 08:44 AM	30. The epic Rogue has so many points in pick-pocket he can steal from himself. 31. Epic Paladin kills his own god for failing to live up to his own moral code 32. Epic Monk runs so fast he can lap the planet and kick his own butt before he leaves.
AngelLemmingThief 01-18-07, 10:14 AM	31. made me laugh :) I can so see that happening. No Ranger love yet? 33) Epic Ranger befriends every animal, monster and beast on the planet - by yawning 34) Epic Ranger becomes so proficient at two-weapon fighting he can fight with 10 weapons in 2 hands 35) Epic Ranger tracks a solar flare
Yodasatomicweed 01-18-07, 10:34 AM	Epic Ranger, on the material plane, successfully tracks a creature that passed through on the ethereal plane.
Witch 01-18-07, 10:42 AM	37) The sky falls on the Gauls' heads. The Hulking Hurler throws it up again.
Dyrrl 01-18-07, 10:44 AM	38) Epic artificer crafts the Millenium Falcon from spent wands. :rimshot: 39) Epic cleric smites evil....all of it.
Azar_of_Faerun 01-18-07, 10:48 AM	38. The Epic Druid declares the forest "too urban" 39. The Epic Bard produces a new hit ghost sound every time he speaks. 40. The Epic Artificer outfits an infinite plane in his spare time 41. The Epic Bard attracts beings from other realms of reality by yawning.
Witch 01-18-07, 10:50 AM	43. The Epic Fill-in-the-Blank manages to defeat Behemoth.
AngelLemmingThief 01-18-07, 10:59 AM	43. The Epic Fill-in-the-Blank manages to defeat Behemoth. Ego much? ;)
Witch 01-18-07, 11:02 AM	:P Saw that one coming ^_^
AngelLemmingThief 01-18-07, 11:58 AM	:P Saw that one coming ^_^ :) 44) Epic Monk sneaks into a castle, through the walls, kills all the inhabitants without them noticing, and sneaks back out, getting home before he left
SokenzanMarauder 01-18-07, 06:23 PM	43. The Epic Fill-in-the-Blank manages to defeat Behemoth. That one dragin-ish thing came close didn't it? -Gene
Arctigear 01-18-07, 10:30 PM	45. A crazed epic wizard catapults the entire time-space continuum into d20 Modern.
big_bluto 01-19-07, 03:33 AM	46. The Epic Wizard casts a new variation on Fireball that is so powerful it automatically creates a bag of holding full of d6's 47. The Epic Rogue can disable traps before they're set. 48. The Epic Rogue is so good at hiding that he doesn't even know where he is. 49. The Epic Cleric is so holy that he gives communion to his own deity
big_bluto 01-19-07, 07:43 AM	50. The Epic Bard has so much charisma that he takes a -4 penalty to listen, hide and move silently due to the screaming female groupies that constantly surround him. 51. Epic Monk runs so fast that he keeps seeing a Coyote with Acme boxes 52. The Epic Assasin has poison on his cereals instead of milk 53. The Epic Fighter has so many feats that he had to take Feat: 'Epic Memory' to remember them all More to follow, no doubt!
Witch 01-19-07, 08:36 AM	Edit: double post.
Witch 01-19-07, 08:37 AM	54. The Epic Rogue can't be spotted by the Order of the Lie, the Order of the Fly and Glasya's Elite. 55. ...even if they're working together.
Luminryl 01-19-07, 01:23 PM	56. The Epic diplomat voyages to Nessus and convinces Asmodeus to abdicate his throne in favor of becoming an Apostle of Peace. Oh, and to take up weekly visits to the local spa. Massages are sooooooooooo soothing....poor guy really needs to relax...
Lyinginbedmon 01-19-07, 02:00 PM	57. Epic Dread Necromancer discovers the 'Caster ages 1 year' mitigating factor for epic spells: Recreates existence Harrowingly enough, this is the actual plan for my group's Dread Necromancer, I'm lucky he plans on mass multiclassing before DN 20...
Loren Pechtel 01-20-07, 12:37 AM	58) Epic Rogue disarms all nearby traps by his mere presence. 59) Epic Paladin kills all nearby demons and devils by the sheer power of the goodness that radiates from him. 60) Epic Cleric turns undead and destroys the Negative Material Plane.
Yodasatomicweed 01-20-07, 12:41 AM	61) Epic Barbarian is permanently in Rage. 62) Epic commoner grows seasonal crops as a free action.
Joesph_kurr 01-20-07, 03:20 AM	63) the epic monk is so fast he can reverse time by running around the earth
Lyinginbedmon 01-20-07, 04:09 AM	63) the epic monk is so fast he can reverse time by running around the earth Really bad movie...in actuality said monk would probably tear the Earth apart in the attempt. Time does not involve rotational velocity! :cool:
Joesph_kurr 01-20-07, 04:40 AM	Really bad movie...in actuality said monk would probably tear the Earth apart in the attempt. Time does not involve rotational velocity! :cool: agreed on all points. at lest you got the bad movie referance
V8122 01-21-07, 01:59 PM	64. Epic wizard drives cthulu insane by spouting knowledge. 65. Epic wizard casts the spell "KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!" 66 Epic wizard senses pattern here.
Dungeons & Donuts 01-21-07, 09:28 PM	67. Epic Cleric is so divine, he orders his god to give him a tarrasque pet 68. Epic Warhulk is so strong, he can arm-wrestle said tarrasque.
Kupan 01-22-07, 02:22 PM	69. Epic Wizard Casts an epic spell to make time involve rotational velocity. 70. Epic Bard retroactively makes #69 into a dirty joke.
V8122 01-26-07, 08:19 PM	hmm... no ones posted on this for a while, and I really like the thread... 71.Epic barb. has so many rages per-day that he says "URG! CRUSKS NOVEL HAVE RIPPED PAGE! CRUSK RAGE AT NOVEL!" Well, it is a funny idea...:rolleyes: 72. Epic ranger on the material plane shoots a planar/non-slaying arrow that kills a Pit Fiend in Bator...or better yet-Asmodeus!
Bliol 01-26-07, 09:08 PM	The epic ranger has chosen every creature type in existance for his favoured enemy feat so now he has to take specific creatures. And his next choice is "Bertha, my mother-in-law"
Slobad_the_rogue 01-27-07, 03:58 PM	73. Epic Marshal wins a war as a move action
MagicMouth 01-27-07, 04:15 PM	74. Epic Monk transforms into a Super Saiyan. Sorry.
Lyinginbedmon 01-27-07, 04:39 PM	75. Epic Ninja/Monk beats the Epic Pirate/Necromancer on his ship in an epic conflict of unfathomable proportions. Then revives him to do it all again!
Meshakhad 01-28-07, 02:05 AM	76. Epic Marshal conquers the Grand Empire with an army consisting of three hobos that have been hyped up by his auras. 77. Epic Ninja knows the most secret ninja technique: the - wait, what was *stab* 78. Epic tank grows treads, steel plating and a cannon. 80. Epic poster skips #79.
Azar_of_Faerun 01-28-07, 11:52 AM	81. The Epic red dragon still gets it's *** kicked 82. The Epic Druid sweats mud
Slobad_the_rogue 01-28-07, 12:32 PM	83 the epic trunamer still sucks (sry for people who actually like the trunamer... I dont:D )
MagicMouth 01-28-07, 01:38 PM	84. Epic Binder binds Asmodeus. 85. Epic Dread Necromancer makes Orcus his familiar.
larry_the_titan 01-28-07, 01:39 PM	86. Epic Ranger hides so well he is treated as under the effects of greater invisibilty even when asleep in the middle of a crowd. 87. Artificer cast a Widen Genesis. Oh he could of done it before Epic but now it is just to get a start on building his own cosmology.
dragonfire8974 01-29-07, 09:30 PM	79) Epic Ninja actually slips post 79 back in without anyone noticing (too bad i'm not an epic ninja) 88) Epic Tank has so many feats, he takes epic spellcasting. 89) epic monk does backflips across the celing of a room.
HaikenEdge 01-29-07, 11:08 PM	90. 1 HD PC is an epic character.
Ahroun21 01-29-07, 11:09 PM	91. the epic tank has so much DR he can give the tarrasque a hug (actually happend)
Lyinginbedmon 01-30-07, 03:07 AM	90. 1 HD PC is an epic character. I know this one, he's scaly and summons demon gods...
Sakaki22 01-30-07, 03:52 AM	92. Epic Commoner milks a cow, ending drought, famine, and the cows bloodline in one fell swoop. 93. Epic Ranger tracks footprints before they are made. 94. Epic Rogue can outcast a not-as-Epic Wizard using only Craft (Trapmaking) and Disable Device. 95. Epic Pun-Pun is epiiiiiiiiiic. 96. Epic Mind Flayer can eat Elder Brains by grappling Mind Flayer city walls. 97. Epic Rogue steals action #100. 98. Epic Wizard from like #285 will retroactively stop Epic Rogue #97.
HaikenEdge 01-30-07, 12:35 PM	I know this one, he's scaly and summons demon gods... Not any more. Apparently, a lot of 1 HD builds can make the required required check; check back in the P-2 thread.
Lyinginbedmon 01-30-07, 12:48 PM	Not any more. Apparently, a lot of 1 HD builds can make the required required check; check back in the P-2 thread. ;) I know, there's a couple of different builds that can make the check, a couple of them are in actuality Humans, but purists prefer to use the Kobold builds. However, using the description I put forward in that post will get more people's understanding from familiarity than with the human ideas :cool:
big_bluto 01-31-07, 08:37 AM	99. The Epic Bard has so much knowledge he Scribes Scroll: Players Handbook 4.0 100. Where'd it go! :thinks: 101. The Epic Rogue invents a global-dominating brand of software that makes him richer and more powerful than most governments, however, he still has a charisma score of 8 and looks terrible in a suit.
crossp 02-01-07, 09:26 PM	102. Epic Barbarian finally finishes drinking all the ale and doing all the *****s. 103. Epic commoner successfully takes on an ogre. 104. Epic rogue manages to find the material plane's weak point and is unable to resist. 105. Epic paladin's horse discovers the relative nature of time and space and publishes his findings. 106. Epic warlock is used to provide free power to Las Vegas. 107. Epic wizard discovers a way to actually turn a profit from making magic items.
crossp 02-01-07, 11:19 PM	108. Epic barbarian learns how to read 109. Epic cleric literally eats archliches for breakfast.
Azar_of_Faerun 02-02-07, 01:19 AM	110. The epic Apostle of Peace sits down to tea with Ares, Erythnul and Tempus daily.
Weiser_Cain 02-02-07, 04:21 PM	111. Epic Wizard uses up magic, all of it. 112. Epic Fighter Sunders planet.
Loren Pechtel 02-03-07, 12:08 AM	113. Epic Wizard casts MDJ. The planet crumbles and ceases to orbit.
Lyinginbedmon 02-03-07, 01:01 PM	113. Epic Wizard casts MDJ. The planet crumbles and ceases to orbit. A new trans-literary rule: Planetary motion and composition does not involve magic :P
Weiser_Cain 02-03-07, 05:49 PM	114. ...on backswing, epic fighter accidentaly sunders the barriers between all planes. 115. Epic Barbarian is so fearsome that even at -300 hp death is too afraid of him to take him.
Lyinginbedmon 02-03-07, 06:00 PM	115. Epic Barbarian is so fearsome that even at -300 hp death is too afraid of him to take him. A similar effect can be achieved pre-epic, Deathless Frenzy (From Frenzied Berzerker) works, as does a casting of Delay Death.
Loren Pechtel 02-04-07, 12:15 AM	116. Epic Hulking Hurler receives a job offer from NASA. Launching starships.
Weiser_Cain 02-04-07, 02:08 AM	115(amended). Epic Barbarian is so fearsome that even at -300 hp death is too afraid of him to take him... ever. 117. Epic rouge has to concentrate so that others can see her.
V8122 02-04-07, 01:11 PM	117. Every time epic ninja walks into a room 007 music plays
HaikenEdge 02-04-07, 03:34 PM	119. Epic Ninja has epic ranks in Dread Pirate.
Aktariel 02-04-07, 10:47 PM	120: Epic Wizard prevents #97's Epic Rogue from stealing Post 100 way earlier than predicted, as he had done everything else already and was simply bored. 100: Aforementioned Epic Wizard attempts to kill himself, again because he was bored. Fails. His own left hand insists on spontaneously casting wish spells everytime he tries.
DreadArchon 02-05-07, 04:55 PM	45. A crazed epic wizard catapults the entire time-space continuum into d20 Modern. :rofl: That's so awesome that I honestly think I'm going to try it... Edit: 121) The Epic Duelist has such a high Precise Strike bonus that she can rearrange subatomic particles with her rapier.
Weiser_Cain 02-06-07, 04:46 AM	122: Epic cleric sneezes and accidentally kills every lich on the plane and cures vampirism for the next two planes over. Gets 3XP. 123: Epic wizards familiar is an acrhmage with an ancient red dragon as a cohort. 124: Epic Assassin doesn’t carry poison anymore, just licks blade to poison it. Spit deals 10d10 damage, forever.
Aktariel 02-06-07, 01:17 PM	125: Epic Barbarian, in the throes of a slight temper tantrum, smashes irrevocably the Fourth Wall.
Holy_Avenger_441 02-07-07, 11:21 AM	Epic half-orc barbarian is so stupid, he tries to resurrect a child from back grease, in the process he created two French human children. my player actually tried this... he rolled a 20, Desiree was born. Then he tried again rolled another 20, Raphael was born.
AnonymousInternets 02-08-07, 01:41 AM	127. Epic fighter kills Tarrasque using only a nonmagic sap.
betrayor 02-08-07, 01:45 AM	128) Epic Gold Dragon Disciple Kills Tiamat with his Draconic Presence.
Zalakhiel 02-08-07, 02:20 AM	Epic Rogue can strike so fast, she can sneak-attack even herself!
blazed420 02-08-07, 07:12 PM	130) epic monk becomes Chuck Norris's right fist. 131) epic rogue can no longer hide becuase no number exists high enough for him to add to his hide check. 132) epic arcane trickster steals weave and uses it as a napkin. 133) epic wizard knows why kids love cinnimon toast cruch. 134) epic wizard prepares every spell created and still has 2.2 spell slots left.
Loren Pechtel 02-09-07, 01:00 AM	135) Epic Sorcerer knows every spell.
Weiser_Cain 02-09-07, 06:25 PM	136: Epic Sorcerer has so many spells per day that she effectively has unlimited magic.
Slobad_the_rogue 02-09-07, 08:12 PM	137 ) Epic rogue has so much UMD he actually casts spells better then a wizard 138 ) Epic adept learns 6th level spells:P 139 ) Epic Druid's wolf companion swallows tarasque whole
Ariath Ska'Vhor 02-09-07, 08:30 PM	140. Epic evoker turns the entire material plane into a pile of ash capable of fitting in your pocket with a single casting of magic missile. 141. Epic Warblade evaporates a mountain with a rusty needle. 142. Epic Dragon Shaman continually breathes out his breath weapon. 143. Epic Bard is worshipped as a god by millions with the flash of a smile. 144. Epic wizard's familiar has a daily solo demon-lord hunt. And is always incredably successful.
Drake_the_Windseeker 02-11-07, 10:23 AM	145. Epic Kobold Sorcerer is finally treated with respect. 146. Epic Half-Orc Barbarian can finally make complete sentences. 147. Epic Red Dragon Disciple's power finally evens out with his arrogance. 148. Epic Paladin finally has enough ranks in Diplomacy to stop turning people off with his attitude. 149. Epic Druid destroys city just because she can. 150. Epic Wizard creates Epic Wish and the Gods grant her Divine Ranks just so she won't kill them.
Lyinginbedmon 02-11-07, 11:52 AM	151. Epic Druid convinces the civilised world that using fossil fuels is desecration of corpses. The Dark Ages get even worse...
theplaidknight 02-11-07, 02:42 PM	152. Epic Expert/Exemplar makes Profession: Editor check and fixes all the spelling errors and numbering errors on the D & D boards ... in only six months. 153. Epic Diviner looks for 4.0 in the future ... and finds nothing.
HaikenEdge 02-11-07, 11:45 PM	154. Epic Expert/Exemplar from 152 makes Profession (Editor) and Craft (Game Mechanics) checks... and fixes all the broken & poorly updated material in v3.5.
Trevor Goodchild 02-12-07, 12:33 AM	155: Epic Bard can summon Orcus any time he wants, because his lute solo is just that metal.
Loren Pechtel 02-12-07, 01:11 PM	156. Epic vampire assassin slays the sun.
Zalakhiel 02-12-07, 04:13 PM	Epic Wizard teleports without error and brings the whole planet along with her.
Holy_Avenger_441 02-14-07, 11:36 AM	#157. Epic level fighter almost as good as first level rogue. :D
GSonic7 02-14-07, 12:14 PM	158. Epic Wizard casts a spell and becomes real.
Mnky 02-14-07, 02:11 PM	159. Epic bard can actually sing
Zalakhiel 02-14-07, 04:38 PM	Epic Infiltrator can enter in other people`s minds.
Zankue 02-14-07, 05:18 PM	161: lvl one Ninja still way cooler than epic pirate
Holy_Avenger_441 02-15-07, 11:56 AM	162. Epic ranger fire arrow with bare hands.
Lyinginbedmon 02-15-07, 01:29 PM	163. Epic ranger fire arrow without hands, bow, or arrow
Chanmanm8 02-15-07, 02:05 PM	..................
legacyheir 02-17-07, 10:38 AM	164. Epic rogue steals his own pants... without noticing. 165. Epic Ninja hides in his pants. 166. Epic Shadowdancer shadowleaps to the sun and back... three times. 167. Demons make deals with the epic Warlock. 168. Epic Wizard summons Gandalf 169. ...and the Balrog 170. ...and Sauron 171. Epic Rogue's Use Magic Device tricks the One Ring into thinking he's Sauron. 172. Epic Rogue steals an overgod's pants 173. ...and puts them back on before the OG notices 174. ...correctly 175. ...and it wouldn't matter if the OG noticed because he's no match for the Rogue's Epic barbarian cohort 176. ...who's a hundred levels lower than the rogue.
Zalakhiel 02-17-07, 10:54 AM	Legendary Dreadnaught beats a Hecatoncheires in arm-wrestling.
xboxgamer1991 04-04-07, 07:32 PM	166. Epic rogue steals beholders eyes...without it noticing
Beowulf_R_Us 04-04-07, 07:37 PM	167. Epic Ranger finally finds out where that incessant itch is coming from
killswitchxxx 04-08-07, 03:10 PM	the epic monk fights a 1 million archer army and kills them all
Dalmaris_cerebromancer 04-08-07, 04:42 PM	168. Epic wizard confuses Baccob with magic theories. 169. Epic wizard actualy learns Vengeful Gaze of God 170. Epic wizard actualy survivs casting Vengeful Gaze of God
Lyinginbedmon 04-08-07, 06:02 PM	172. Epic psion becomes the embodiment of human consciousness. He immediately realises his mistake...
Lia Nightdemon 04-08-07, 06:02 PM	5.The epic rogue can make a Balance check to walk across a pit on his own feet. The DC for balancing on clouds is only 120 or something.
Sajek 04-12-07, 07:23 PM	173. The epic ranger can shoot an arrow that goes around the planet and hits himself in the back. 174. The CE epic rogue Bluffs his way into heaven. 175. The epic wizard's spellbook takes a demiplane to contain.
Lyinginbedmon 04-12-07, 07:57 PM	175. The epic wizard's spellbook takes a demiplane to contain. Given the finite nature of spellbooks, this would probably be better off as "The epic wizard's spellbook library takes a demiplane to contain." 176. Epic wizard's architectural spellbook is a demiplane
CalibanZaxx 04-13-07, 12:43 AM	1.Epic 'Insert-class-here' finishes campaign before it even starts (My girlfirend came up with this one) 2. Epic Rouge now has deities as Favored enemies and wears said enemies as leather armor. 3. Epic fighter manages to tame the Tarrasque and now refers to him as "Fluffy the cuddly" 4. Epic fighter manages to make the name "Lord Phluffnstaab" the single most feared name. 5. Epic Monk manages to run so fast that they cross dimentions and come to kick all our bootays for mocking them. 6. Epic assasin finally becomes bored with adventuring and starts his own show called "Ask a Ninja" on Youtube 7. Epic Druid decides to befriend The Tarrasque then, uppon hearing the DMs objection, feeds said DM to his new-found friend. 8. Epic Barabrian uses intimidate to force the cosmos to always make his player roll perfect 20s 9. Epic Wizard says "That never happend." To DM and said DM agrees, apologizes, then changes his now soiled pants. 10. Epic Wizard casts "BOO-YA!" To this day no-one knows what the "BOO-YA!" Spell does because no-one has seen nor heard form the players involved in the campaign since. 11. Epic Fighter 'borrows' Kord's Greatsword, then gives him a wedgie. 12. Epic Cleric casts turn undead and accedentally initiates Judgement day as all corpses accross the globe (and even a few in the next three dimentions) rise from the grave and run like hell.
NoldorForce 04-13-07, 02:14 AM	177.Epic 'Insert-class-here' finishes campaign before it even starts (My girlfirend came up with this one) 178. Epic Rogue now has deities as Favored enemies and wears said enemies as leather armor. 179. Epic fighter manages to tame the Tarrasque and now refers to him as "Fluffy the cuddly" 180. Epic fighter manages to make the name "Lord Phluffnstaab" the single most feared name. 181. Epic Monk manages to run so fast that they cross dimentions and come to kick all our bootays for mocking them. 182. Epic assasin finally becomes bored with adventuring and starts his own show called "Ask a Ninja" on Youtube 183. Epic Druid decides to befriend The Tarrasque then, uppon hearing the DMs objection, feeds said DM to his new-found friend. 184. Epic Barabrian uses intimidate to force the cosmos to always make his player roll perfect 20s 185. Epic Wizard says "That never happend." To DM and said DM agrees, apologizes, then changes his now soiled pants. 186. Epic Wizard casts "BOO-YA!" To this day no-one knows what the "BOO-YA!" Spell does because no-one has seen nor heard form the players involved in the campaign since. 187. Epic Fighter 'borrows' Kord's Greatsword, then gives him a wedgie. 188. Epic Cleric casts turn undead and accedentally initiates Judgement day as all corpses accross the globe (and even a few in the next three dimentions) rise from the grave and run like hell.Corrected for numbering.
CalibanZaxx 04-14-07, 05:14 PM	Corrected for numbering. 189. Epic Wizard was not satisfied with the numbering system and cast "Revert numbers" On CalibanZaxx's post.. Yeah.. That'll work..