1001 Awesome Improvised Weapons [Archive] - Wizards Community

1001 Awesome Improvised Weapons [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Braekor Dragonfang
07-07-07, 12:27 AM Basically, list some of the best improvised weapons you have seen used/would like to see used/are just plain funny

1. Beer Bottle
2. Beer Keg
3. Wine Bottle
4. Wine Cask
5. Wine Cellar - Troll Hulking Hurler
6. Broad Side of a Barn - Hulking Hurler

7. Great Wyrm Gold Dragon Carcass - the lesson here is, never, EVER, let the hulking hurler into a dragon graveyard!

8. Kobolds - Two Weapon Fighting with two kobolds and a Half-Ogre Drunken Master

9. Kobold-Chucks - four kobolds, two spiked chains and same drunken master

10. Dire Rat Flail

11. Lich on a stick - Ogre Warhulk who rolled a natural 20 on three straight save or dies

12. Demilich on a Stick - Epic Halfling Warlock with a thing for skulls

13. The Local Tavern plus Wine Cellar - Drunken Master AND Hulking Hurler getting drunk, really, really, REALLY, drunk

14. Swamp Gas - Warmage plus burning hands while trying to light a fire

15. CryoHydra - Drunken Master and Warhulk
darkdragonk
07-07-07, 12:34 AM Gnomes............Come on you know you've always wantd to:P
JadeSpider9643
07-07-07, 01:00 AM 17) Tree feather token - readied action to throw it at a black dragon and activate it when it poped it's head out of the water. sadly the attack roll critically failed and landed in my square, the resulting tree pinned me under the water....fatally

18) a wheelbarrow full of gold pieces used to overrun some peasants in a monstrous semi-evil campaign

19) grease spell + torch (I sure wasn't the first to use, but I'm a big fan of it)
etraikov
07-07-07, 09:18 AM Didnt some other thread try to determine the best improvised weapon? I believe they came up with the hat rack. It has 10ft reach, and can trip and disarm.
radiation_messiah
07-07-07, 10:23 AM 20) Burning goblins: Goblins with bandoliers of Alchemists fire. Just pick them up, crack them like you do those glow rods, then chuck them at the other goblins.
ADHadh
07-07-07, 01:11 PM 21. An anvil teleported above enemy's head.
T_Stalker
07-07-07, 01:42 PM 22) A heavy crystal ashtray
23) A bar stool
24) A chair
25) A half full plate
26) A rock
27) A heavy gold chain
28) A string of dough
29) A teacup
30) A sock full of copper coins
Red_Decker
07-07-07, 01:57 PM 31. a skunk... point and click

32. a gaff

33. the victims severed arm

34. A skeleton's femur

http://www.geocities.com/customsmiliesbyswordmaster/inthered.txt
Dracomortis
07-07-07, 01:57 PM 31) A teacup. You know you've wanted to ever since The Chronicles of Riddick.
32) Snakes. Preferably on a plane.
33) Vin Diesel.
34) A 20-sided dice.
35) A zombie. "In Soviet Russia, zombies decapitate you!"
lint trap
07-07-07, 02:02 PM Your enemy's severed arm. "Stop hitting yourself."
Hellsbells
07-07-07, 02:16 PM 37) your enemies spleen (or even better your own) apllied with alchemical substance so that it acts like a grenade. WOOT Stubbs the Zombie! (in rebel without a pulse)

38) the but of a crossbow. you do realize that the rules have no rules for doing that, using the flat side of the blade, hitting them with the pomel stone, etc.

39) a toy sword

40) Nixon, Richard Nixon
Pangeon
07-07-07, 02:27 PM 41. A Rake.
(Best character ever, RIP Xiao.)
Druss_of_The_Sword
07-07-07, 03:04 PM 42: Cats.
43:Women...At least 1/2 of the nation will fall if you have a hot chick by your side.
Sajek
07-07-07, 03:21 PM If you had the kobold/gnome's cooperation (unlikely), he could ready an action to attack whenever you swung him.

44. A broken off door (THOG IMPROVISE! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0396.html)).
45. The entire tavern (enlarged stone giant Hulking Hurler).
46. A dead drow's spine (don't ask).

Last one actually happened.

38) the but of a crossbow. you do realize that the rules have no rules for doing that, using the flat side of the blade, hitting them with the pomel stone, etc.

I think there are. You can take a -4 on your attack to do nonlethal damage. Curiously enough, you can't crossbow-whip someone.
justin_byrne
07-07-07, 04:47 PM 47. chair leg
48. a herring (possibly to fell a tree)
T_Stalker
07-07-07, 08:01 PM 49. A little pink wooden comb
50. A burning pipe
51. The wizard's spellbook
52. Your halfling bard's cello.
53. A burning hot coal
54. Actual molten lava from the fire of mount doom
55. Prove by means of calculus that your opponent doesn't exist
56. The nearest support beam
57. The string of your sundered yoyo
58. The everfull bucket of spit (and/or polish)
59. The portable ram (aka the flesh to stone'd dwarven cleric)
Silver_Bulette
07-08-07, 12:34 AM 60. Inkwell (splash)
61. Spellbook (bonk)
62. Dungeon key (poke)
63. Shelves full of expensive trinkets (...the guy under the pile of figurines did it)
64. For Hulking Hurlers: The Water Clock (now has a tangible use)!
Silver_Bulette
07-08-07, 12:36 AM Dooh, missed #51.
61. Scroll/ map case (1sp of DOOM!)
J_Vhad
07-08-07, 01:07 AM 65. an Inkpen

If you find yourself going through too many of them, breaking off the tips in foes armors and such go for that spendy admantine inkpen at the local noble's shop.
TheAnthroDM
07-08-07, 01:13 AM 66. An animated object
67. The [still moving] arm of an undead creature.
68. The Drizzt Clone
69. A d8
70. A d6
71. A d4
72. A d10
73. A d12(Double points if you're a barbarian)
radiation_messiah
07-08-07, 01:42 AM 51. The wizard's spellbook

My last wizard had a prismatic spray trap on his spell book that would go off when anyone but him touched it. It only saw combat once, when my wizard was caught off his guard, panicked, and threw the spell book at them. Petrification is awesome.
T_Stalker
07-08-07, 08:55 AM Off topic: is there a feat that lets your pc rip out someone's innards?
In which case:

74: The orc leader's small intestins.
75: The half dragon's stomach (grenade like)
76: Rust monster antennas
77: The boiling kettle of soup
78: Soap on a rope
79: A chandeleer (drop it on whatever, raise it again, repeat. optionally give it a good swing before raising it and make some really complex rolls)
80: The bedpan (used or not)
81: An arrow (no bow)
82: The little glass framed paintings on the wall.
83: A pole, minus the dancer.
84: A ray of frosted rose/bouquet. (I'd give it 1d6 slashing + 1 cold)
ADHadh
07-08-07, 09:34 AM 85. A sock with a half-brick inside (hello reference)
86. Closest creature
87. A bench
88. Two fat ladies in very tight corsets
89. A planetoid
Bearcharger
07-08-07, 10:12 AM 90. Player's Hand Book
91. Dungeon Master's Guide
92. Monster Manual I
93. Monster Manual II (Preferably this one first):D
Spellfire_junkie
07-08-07, 08:14 PM 94. Unearthed Arcana (The number of rule variants alone will kill them!)
Karish
07-08-07, 09:02 PM 95. An alignment discussion.
RodinGates
07-08-07, 09:41 PM 96. In one campaign a friend ran a ghostly dragon was being summoned when it's bones were immolated on the funeral pyre of the local chief who had slain the dragon. After the bones were pulled from the fire and the dragon's spirit appeased the PCs still had to prepare for an imminent invasion of hostile barbarians. It was then decided to load the dragon's bones on a wagon, set it on fire and then roll it down the hill into the advancing enemy army. The dragon was disturbed once again and destroyed the invading army.

So yea, Cursed Dragon Bones ftw.
T_Stalker
07-12-07, 09:58 AM 97. A bumper (I don't know if that's a grammatically correct word, but it seems logical to me since people tend to put stickers on them)
98. A bag of holding
99. The druid (in a tiny form, he should be able to WS into something heavy if he readied)
100. Sand (loose or in a bag)
101. An iron pot
102. A crowbar
103. A shipload of non-iron pot (Shrink it?)
104. A pencil
105. A scrollcase
106. A flag
107. A rope
108. A branch (that fell of a tree by a lightning strike (making it a branch +1))
109. A sewing needle
duboisjf
07-12-07, 02:01 PM Use for candle and stuff alike

110. Candelabra
111. Hot wax in the face
112. Hot wax on hairy body part (1 round to cool down, then tear it off)
Red_Decker
07-12-07, 02:30 PM Use for candle and stuff alike

110. Candelabra
111. Hot wax in the face
112. Hot wax on hairy body part (1 round to cool down, then tear it off)

Careful, that stuff may be better left to the mature forums. ;)

http://www.geocities.com/customsmiliesbyswordmaster/inthered.txt
peteyrock
07-12-07, 02:55 PM 112. A medium or small-sized opponent.

My Half-Orc Barbarian (one of the many, I know) was in a bar brawl and picked up one of the drunkards by the ankles and began swinging him at his own buddies. Yes, he did take the correct attack penalties (improvised weapon, weapon size).
Poison_Dusk
07-12-07, 05:49 PM 113: A horse drawn carriage, horses still attached.
TheAnthroDM
07-20-07, 09:29 PM 114. A dragon's toenail
Honor_Viking
07-21-07, 02:20 PM 115)A flask filled with the blood of an eight year old little girl you killed earlier that day.(she was a singing telegram girl and I had an insanity that I went nuts when I heard singing and I was chaotic evil so I thought I'd keep a piece of her)
Twylyght
07-21-07, 06:30 PM 116)test tube vials filled with green slime ussed as emergency x-bow bolts.

117)Pinned enemy swung by the ankles into one of his allies with a nat 20 on both the attack and confirmation.

117 is indeed from an actual round of combat at our table. The end result was 2 dead enemies and the attacker, a minotaur barbarian spending the next round dual wielding...

118) 117's legs.
baby_kamikaize_kobold
07-23-07, 04:39 PM 119 a wagon wheel
120 a kobold projectile wielding a cutlass. ( a cohort of a previous character)
121 a strand of hair
122 a fat guy
123 a skinny guy
s4ndm4n
07-25-07, 03:22 PM 124. Cloudkill + gust of wind (thats a spell, sry)
T_Stalker
07-25-07, 05:54 PM 125. The half-orc barbarian's socks
126. A sunrod
127. A piton
128. A phyton
129. Scissors
130. A halflin holding scissors
131. That big bundle of heavy keys the jailkeeper has on him
132. Dead monkey
133. A drunken monkey
134. Fluffy, thrown offcourse.
135. Hulking Hurler throwing the Reaping Mauler
Holy_Beholder
07-25-07, 06:05 PM 136. A frying pan. Repeatedly.
Lionhearted
07-25-07, 06:10 PM real stories, all done not done by hurlers
136. a 10ft table, used as a throwing weapon
137. Halfling rogue, thrown. we even got the sneak attack dice
138. 30ft tree as a twohand weapon (enlarged halfdragon)
139. Vampire coffin
140. Silver fork (against another vampire)
141. 25 litre barrel of holy water (yes we meet alot of vampires)
142. Sack of endless pouring water (fountain) : used to push someone of a cliff
Bhaal006
07-25-07, 06:56 PM 143) Kung Fu, I didn't have any so i used the monks'
144) A large flaming bag of poo (not my own)
145) Brandy (the beverage)
rkun
07-25-07, 07:13 PM it wasnt DnD it was d20 modern but still

146) A SHOE

DM: im sorry you gatta do something so i can give you XP
Player: i throw my shoe at it
DM: um...ok...roll to hit i guess
Player: 18?!
DM: yep, damage?
Player: uh, whats the damgae on a shoe?
DM: er...1+str i guess
Player: score i just did 3 damage to a minitor by throwing a shoe at it!

EDIT: in RL

147) a d4, never play DnD barefoot when d4's are about

all this actually happened to me, it was a good time.
JokerMatt999
07-28-07, 01:04 PM 148) Your own arm (See Futurama, 'Why Must I Be A Crustean In Love?')
mtrpcic
07-28-07, 05:35 PM 149) Chuck Norris' Beard
Spikes01k
07-28-07, 11:40 PM 150!!!! Flying Flaming Halfing!

(How much damage does it do?)
MageOfDancingDragons
07-29-07, 03:34 AM 151. cute purple flying pokemon in bubbles (anyone get the reference?)

152. pocket calculators and floppy disks.

153. the sun (grapple check to force opponent to look at sun, then they go blind unless they succeed on a DC 15 reflex)

154. Tunic whipping.
baby_kamikaize_kobold
07-29-07, 01:39 PM 155 an ogre's dirty loincloth
156 an otuygh's laundry bag
157 with earplug on incite a kobold to start rapping and then throwing him into melee forcing all invovled (except for those with earplugs) to make a will save versus insanity.
drunkendrake
07-29-07, 01:49 PM 158. A Triceratops. Yes, this actually happened in our campaign, at level 7.

-Drake-
matuty74
07-29-07, 01:57 PM 158) A Chainsaw (Edgar's is best choice)
159) A flaming suit of armor
160) The Half-Elf ranger
161) Bulky Computer Monitor
162) Dick Cheney
163) Your familiar (actual story)
Deceiver_of_fools
07-29-07, 04:54 PM 164: a pie to the face.
Dracomortis
07-30-07, 12:17 PM 165) A double-bladed chainsaw. On fire.
166) A giant frickin' laser beam.
167) Photographs of the enemy's mom in the shower.
168) A dire flail consisting of Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel.
169) Rat flails.
170) A cancer mage's tumor.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Braekor Dragonfang 07-07-07, 12:27 AM	Basically, list some of the best improvised weapons you have seen used/would like to see used/are just plain funny 1. Beer Bottle 2. Beer Keg 3. Wine Bottle 4. Wine Cask 5. Wine Cellar - Troll Hulking Hurler 6. Broad Side of a Barn - Hulking Hurler 7. Great Wyrm Gold Dragon Carcass - the lesson here is, never, EVER, let the hulking hurler into a dragon graveyard! 8. Kobolds - Two Weapon Fighting with two kobolds and a Half-Ogre Drunken Master 9. Kobold-Chucks - four kobolds, two spiked chains and same drunken master 10. Dire Rat Flail 11. Lich on a stick - Ogre Warhulk who rolled a natural 20 on three straight save or dies 12. Demilich on a Stick - Epic Halfling Warlock with a thing for skulls 13. The Local Tavern plus Wine Cellar - Drunken Master AND Hulking Hurler getting drunk, really, really, REALLY, drunk 14. Swamp Gas - Warmage plus burning hands while trying to light a fire 15. CryoHydra - Drunken Master and Warhulk
darkdragonk 07-07-07, 12:34 AM	Gnomes............Come on you know you've always wantd to:P
JadeSpider9643 07-07-07, 01:00 AM	17) Tree feather token - readied action to throw it at a black dragon and activate it when it poped it's head out of the water. sadly the attack roll critically failed and landed in my square, the resulting tree pinned me under the water....fatally 18) a wheelbarrow full of gold pieces used to overrun some peasants in a monstrous semi-evil campaign 19) grease spell + torch (I sure wasn't the first to use, but I'm a big fan of it)
etraikov 07-07-07, 09:18 AM	Didnt some other thread try to determine the best improvised weapon? I believe they came up with the hat rack. It has 10ft reach, and can trip and disarm.
radiation_messiah 07-07-07, 10:23 AM	20) Burning goblins: Goblins with bandoliers of Alchemists fire. Just pick them up, crack them like you do those glow rods, then chuck them at the other goblins.
ADHadh 07-07-07, 01:11 PM	21. An anvil teleported above enemy's head.
T_Stalker 07-07-07, 01:42 PM	22) A heavy crystal ashtray 23) A bar stool 24) A chair 25) A half full plate 26) A rock 27) A heavy gold chain 28) A string of dough 29) A teacup 30) A sock full of copper coins
Red_Decker 07-07-07, 01:57 PM	31. a skunk... point and click 32. a gaff 33. the victims severed arm 34. A skeleton's femur http://www.geocities.com/customsmiliesbyswordmaster/inthered.txt
Dracomortis 07-07-07, 01:57 PM	31) A teacup. You know you've wanted to ever since The Chronicles of Riddick. 32) Snakes. Preferably on a plane. 33) Vin Diesel. 34) A 20-sided dice. 35) A zombie. "In Soviet Russia, zombies decapitate you!"
lint trap 07-07-07, 02:02 PM	Your enemy's severed arm. "Stop hitting yourself."
Hellsbells 07-07-07, 02:16 PM	37) your enemies spleen (or even better your own) apllied with alchemical substance so that it acts like a grenade. WOOT Stubbs the Zombie! (in rebel without a pulse) 38) the but of a crossbow. you do realize that the rules have no rules for doing that, using the flat side of the blade, hitting them with the pomel stone, etc. 39) a toy sword 40) Nixon, Richard Nixon
Pangeon 07-07-07, 02:27 PM	41. A Rake. (Best character ever, RIP Xiao.)
Druss_of_The_Sword 07-07-07, 03:04 PM	42: Cats. 43:Women...At least 1/2 of the nation will fall if you have a hot chick by your side.
Sajek 07-07-07, 03:21 PM	If you had the kobold/gnome's cooperation (unlikely), he could ready an action to attack whenever you swung him. 44. A broken off door (THOG IMPROVISE! (http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0396.html)). 45. The entire tavern (enlarged stone giant Hulking Hurler). 46. A dead drow's spine (don't ask). Last one actually happened. 38) the but of a crossbow. you do realize that the rules have no rules for doing that, using the flat side of the blade, hitting them with the pomel stone, etc. I think there are. You can take a -4 on your attack to do nonlethal damage. Curiously enough, you can't crossbow-whip someone.
justin_byrne 07-07-07, 04:47 PM	47. chair leg 48. a herring (possibly to fell a tree)
T_Stalker 07-07-07, 08:01 PM	49. A little pink wooden comb 50. A burning pipe 51. The wizard's spellbook 52. Your halfling bard's cello. 53. A burning hot coal 54. Actual molten lava from the fire of mount doom 55. Prove by means of calculus that your opponent doesn't exist 56. The nearest support beam 57. The string of your sundered yoyo 58. The everfull bucket of spit (and/or polish) 59. The portable ram (aka the flesh to stone'd dwarven cleric)
Silver_Bulette 07-08-07, 12:34 AM	60. Inkwell (splash) 61. Spellbook (bonk) 62. Dungeon key (poke) 63. Shelves full of expensive trinkets (...the guy under the pile of figurines did it) 64. For Hulking Hurlers: The Water Clock (now has a tangible use)!
Silver_Bulette 07-08-07, 12:36 AM	Dooh, missed #51. 61. Scroll/ map case (1sp of DOOM!)
J_Vhad 07-08-07, 01:07 AM	65. an Inkpen If you find yourself going through too many of them, breaking off the tips in foes armors and such go for that spendy admantine inkpen at the local noble's shop.
TheAnthroDM 07-08-07, 01:13 AM	66. An animated object 67. The [still moving] arm of an undead creature. 68. The Drizzt Clone 69. A d8 70. A d6 71. A d4 72. A d10 73. A d12(Double points if you're a barbarian)
radiation_messiah 07-08-07, 01:42 AM	51. The wizard's spellbook My last wizard had a prismatic spray trap on his spell book that would go off when anyone but him touched it. It only saw combat once, when my wizard was caught off his guard, panicked, and threw the spell book at them. Petrification is awesome.
T_Stalker 07-08-07, 08:55 AM	Off topic: is there a feat that lets your pc rip out someone's innards? In which case: 74: The orc leader's small intestins. 75: The half dragon's stomach (grenade like) 76: Rust monster antennas 77: The boiling kettle of soup 78: Soap on a rope 79: A chandeleer (drop it on whatever, raise it again, repeat. optionally give it a good swing before raising it and make some really complex rolls) 80: The bedpan (used or not) 81: An arrow (no bow) 82: The little glass framed paintings on the wall. 83: A pole, minus the dancer. 84: A ray of frosted rose/bouquet. (I'd give it 1d6 slashing + 1 cold)
ADHadh 07-08-07, 09:34 AM	85. A sock with a half-brick inside (hello reference) 86. Closest creature 87. A bench 88. Two fat ladies in very tight corsets 89. A planetoid
Bearcharger 07-08-07, 10:12 AM	90. Player's Hand Book 91. Dungeon Master's Guide 92. Monster Manual I 93. Monster Manual II (Preferably this one first):D
Spellfire_junkie 07-08-07, 08:14 PM	94. Unearthed Arcana (The number of rule variants alone will kill them!)
Karish 07-08-07, 09:02 PM	95. An alignment discussion.
RodinGates 07-08-07, 09:41 PM	96. In one campaign a friend ran a ghostly dragon was being summoned when it's bones were immolated on the funeral pyre of the local chief who had slain the dragon. After the bones were pulled from the fire and the dragon's spirit appeased the PCs still had to prepare for an imminent invasion of hostile barbarians. It was then decided to load the dragon's bones on a wagon, set it on fire and then roll it down the hill into the advancing enemy army. The dragon was disturbed once again and destroyed the invading army. So yea, Cursed Dragon Bones ftw.
T_Stalker 07-12-07, 09:58 AM	97. A bumper (I don't know if that's a grammatically correct word, but it seems logical to me since people tend to put stickers on them) 98. A bag of holding 99. The druid (in a tiny form, he should be able to WS into something heavy if he readied) 100. Sand (loose or in a bag) 101. An iron pot 102. A crowbar 103. A shipload of non-iron pot (Shrink it?) 104. A pencil 105. A scrollcase 106. A flag 107. A rope 108. A branch (that fell of a tree by a lightning strike (making it a branch +1)) 109. A sewing needle
duboisjf 07-12-07, 02:01 PM	Use for candle and stuff alike 110. Candelabra 111. Hot wax in the face 112. Hot wax on hairy body part (1 round to cool down, then tear it off)
Red_Decker 07-12-07, 02:30 PM	Use for candle and stuff alike 110. Candelabra 111. Hot wax in the face 112. Hot wax on hairy body part (1 round to cool down, then tear it off) Careful, that stuff may be better left to the mature forums. ;) http://www.geocities.com/customsmiliesbyswordmaster/inthered.txt
peteyrock 07-12-07, 02:55 PM	112. A medium or small-sized opponent. My Half-Orc Barbarian (one of the many, I know) was in a bar brawl and picked up one of the drunkards by the ankles and began swinging him at his own buddies. Yes, he did take the correct attack penalties (improvised weapon, weapon size).
Poison_Dusk 07-12-07, 05:49 PM	113: A horse drawn carriage, horses still attached.
TheAnthroDM 07-20-07, 09:29 PM	114. A dragon's toenail
Honor_Viking 07-21-07, 02:20 PM	115)A flask filled with the blood of an eight year old little girl you killed earlier that day.(she was a singing telegram girl and I had an insanity that I went nuts when I heard singing and I was chaotic evil so I thought I'd keep a piece of her)
Twylyght 07-21-07, 06:30 PM	116)test tube vials filled with green slime ussed as emergency x-bow bolts. 117)Pinned enemy swung by the ankles into one of his allies with a nat 20 on both the attack and confirmation. 117 is indeed from an actual round of combat at our table. The end result was 2 dead enemies and the attacker, a minotaur barbarian spending the next round dual wielding... 118) 117's legs.
baby_kamikaize_kobold 07-23-07, 04:39 PM	119 a wagon wheel 120 a kobold projectile wielding a cutlass. ( a cohort of a previous character) 121 a strand of hair 122 a fat guy 123 a skinny guy
s4ndm4n 07-25-07, 03:22 PM	124. Cloudkill + gust of wind (thats a spell, sry)
T_Stalker 07-25-07, 05:54 PM	125. The half-orc barbarian's socks 126. A sunrod 127. A piton 128. A phyton 129. Scissors 130. A halflin holding scissors 131. That big bundle of heavy keys the jailkeeper has on him 132. Dead monkey 133. A drunken monkey 134. Fluffy, thrown offcourse. 135. Hulking Hurler throwing the Reaping Mauler
Holy_Beholder 07-25-07, 06:05 PM	136. A frying pan. Repeatedly.
Lionhearted 07-25-07, 06:10 PM	real stories, all done not done by hurlers 136. a 10ft table, used as a throwing weapon 137. Halfling rogue, thrown. we even got the sneak attack dice 138. 30ft tree as a twohand weapon (enlarged halfdragon) 139. Vampire coffin 140. Silver fork (against another vampire) 141. 25 litre barrel of holy water (yes we meet alot of vampires) 142. Sack of endless pouring water (fountain) : used to push someone of a cliff
Bhaal006 07-25-07, 06:56 PM	143) Kung Fu, I didn't have any so i used the monks' 144) A large flaming bag of poo (not my own) 145) Brandy (the beverage)
rkun 07-25-07, 07:13 PM	it wasnt DnD it was d20 modern but still 146) A SHOE DM: im sorry you gatta do something so i can give you XP Player: i throw my shoe at it DM: um...ok...roll to hit i guess Player: 18?! DM: yep, damage? Player: uh, whats the damgae on a shoe? DM: er...1+str i guess Player: score i just did 3 damage to a minitor by throwing a shoe at it! EDIT: in RL 147) a d4, never play DnD barefoot when d4's are about all this actually happened to me, it was a good time.
JokerMatt999 07-28-07, 01:04 PM	148) Your own arm (See Futurama, 'Why Must I Be A Crustean In Love?')
mtrpcic 07-28-07, 05:35 PM	149) Chuck Norris' Beard
Spikes01k 07-28-07, 11:40 PM	150!!!! Flying Flaming Halfing! (How much damage does it do?)
MageOfDancingDragons 07-29-07, 03:34 AM	151. cute purple flying pokemon in bubbles (anyone get the reference?) 152. pocket calculators and floppy disks. 153. the sun (grapple check to force opponent to look at sun, then they go blind unless they succeed on a DC 15 reflex) 154. Tunic whipping.
baby_kamikaize_kobold 07-29-07, 01:39 PM	155 an ogre's dirty loincloth 156 an otuygh's laundry bag 157 with earplug on incite a kobold to start rapping and then throwing him into melee forcing all invovled (except for those with earplugs) to make a will save versus insanity.
drunkendrake 07-29-07, 01:49 PM	158. A Triceratops. Yes, this actually happened in our campaign, at level 7. -Drake-
matuty74 07-29-07, 01:57 PM	158) A Chainsaw (Edgar's is best choice) 159) A flaming suit of armor 160) The Half-Elf ranger 161) Bulky Computer Monitor 162) Dick Cheney 163) Your familiar (actual story)
Deceiver_of_fools 07-29-07, 04:54 PM	164: a pie to the face.
Dracomortis 07-30-07, 12:17 PM	165) A double-bladed chainsaw. On fire. 166) A giant frickin' laser beam. 167) Photographs of the enemy's mom in the shower. 168) A dire flail consisting of Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel. 169) Rat flails. 170) A cancer mage's tumor.