101 uses for a crowbar [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Asmodeous_IX

01-03-06, 12:30 PM
1. last resort bludgeon
Dyrcona

01-03-06, 12:48 PM
2. Cast "knock" an unlimited number of times per day.

(Yes, it isn't realistic, but I couldn't resist.) :)
John Q. Mayhem

01-03-06, 02:05 PM
3: Climbing aid.
Rim-Soulfang

01-03-06, 02:10 PM
4. Nutcracker (works on nuts as well as nuts :P).
Asmodeous_IX

01-03-06, 02:35 PM
Master-work crowbar + adamantine bolt-cutters = good-bye rogue
DDogwood

01-03-06, 02:46 PM
5. You can hang out there, get drunk, and hit on crows (works best for corvids)
CryoSilver

01-03-06, 02:47 PM
6. Kneecapping the stool pigeon.
Asmodeous_IX

01-03-06, 03:04 PM
a conveneant scource of weight, i so ofen want to be incumbered but so rarely have the oppertunity
orcslayer

01-03-06, 03:30 PM
7. S&M Saturdays at the local tavern ( Thats what the room upstairs is for :D )
Puca

01-03-06, 03:40 PM
8) Pry things
Asmodeous_IX

01-03-06, 04:19 PM
8) Pry things

Nice!
Sgt_Slaughter943

01-03-06, 05:08 PM
if your lazy in combat then throw it at something like a beholder's giant eye
Zhymth

01-03-06, 09:06 PM
10: dip in acid or other burning substance and jam through body of victim and twist it around maliciously until your thirst for screams of pain is quenched
Rapidexit

01-03-06, 09:07 PM
Take a crowbar. Shine it up real nice and....

9. ...tell a group of goblins its a holy weapon of pun pun and its wielder will be the next god. watch them fight amonst themselfs.

11. ...hand it to a dragon. Now he can get that palidin out of that suit of armor.

12. ... play fetch when a Xorn or rust monster. *note only works in makeing them chase it. Many ranks in animal handling needed to teach them to return it*

13. ... cast greese on it and tie it to your foot. Do the same to the other foot and you can go skieing.

14. .. or just cast elarge on it and go snowboarding. lots of loose gravel required.

15. ... Or tie wheels to them. Now you have roller skates.

16. ... tie a bunch of various sized ones so they hang from tree limb acording to their size. use a hammer and play music on it.

17. ..


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cheazwhiz

01-03-06, 09:44 PM
18. open a door with it.
19. open a crate with it.
20. use two of them as stilts (Balance DC 30, but high ground advantage in combat.)