A 101 uses for a dead Goblin [Archive] - Wizards Community

A 101 uses for a dead Goblin [Archive] - Wizards Community

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The_Fantabulous_Pog
12-09-05, 12:31 PM Just a bit of fun...

Since dead Goblins end up everywhere, especially at low levels, it might be environmentally friendly to recycle their little, rotting cadavers.

1) Combine with a Light spell for a very strange torch

2) Use the head as a bowling ball

3) Petrify the corpse and use it as a sled
Purkake
12-09-05, 01:00 PM Use the good old adventurer moto:

4. You kill it, you grill it... Mmm goblin barbeque
5. Ressurect it and kill it again Mwhahahahahhaha
6. Just leave the poor thing there or bury it.
DuctShuiTengu
12-09-05, 01:29 PM 7: Tie a rope around it and use it to check for traps.

Toss it as far ahead of you as you can, drag it back. You can now assume fairly safely that the floor along that stretch isn't trapped.

8: store in your spare bag of holding and upend the whole thing over a town you don't like.

9: store weapons in it for extra diseasy goodness when you carve things up with them.

And since 3 per post seems to be the going trend, I'm going to have to throw in a 4th

10: strip the corpse and use the skeleton as your Bard's favorite instrument.
epifreak
12-09-05, 02:22 PM 7: Tie a rope around it and use it to check for traps.

Toss it as far ahead of you as you can, drag it back. You can now assume fairly safely that the floor along that stretch isn't trapped.

It can also make a nice improvised weapon in this way.
Ossyrian Ush'Bel
12-09-05, 02:51 PM 8. Takes several and tie strings to their extremities. Give up adventuring and travel the realms as a marionet show.
Wyrd Bearer
12-09-05, 03:13 PM 7: Tie a rope around it and use it to check for traps.

Toss it as far ahead of you as you can, drag it back. You can now assume fairly safely that the floor along that stretch isn't trapped.Dang it, that was going to be mine! Especially after the group I was DMing realized that I like using traps, so they took a goblin captive, tied it up and put it inside their handy haversack (they left it unzipped so air could get in). After getting flame-struck by a resetting magical trap, they took the goblin out as used it as flame bait. After that, the golbin offered to disarm the trap for them (the goblin was a rogue who turned out to have more ranks in disarm device than the party rogue). To prove that it was disarmed, they made the gobbo walk down the hall-way. He did disarm the flamestrike trap. Problem was, the fusillade of spears trap at the other end of the hallway killed the goblin. So they tied up the corpse and threw it around everywhere to check for more traps.

9. Tie several of them up and use them as anchors for a small boat.

10. Let the putrify and then use the bloated bodies as floats to walk across water.

11. Use them as fish bait... for sharks.

12. Build a house out of their bones.

13. Load them into a trebuchet and lay siege to a neighboring country.

14. Animate into cheap and expendable zombies (a whole tribe of zombies!).

15. Animate into cheap and expendable zombies, then equip them all with necklaces of fireballs, send them into another tribe of goblins, then shoot one with a fireball yourself.

16. Make a goblin-skin coat.
Pz.Az.04Maus
12-09-05, 03:34 PM 17. Make them into zombies, coat them with Gunpowder, gas, and lighter fluid, make them hold 2 large kegs of gunpowder in each arm, get a bow with a flaming arrow, and when the zombies are close enough to your target, fire away.

18. Make a Blowtorched Barbecue with the Goblin bodies.

19. Put them on a stick, and throw like a handgrenade into trapzones.

20. Fillet them, and make them into a jury-rigged version of Sushi for treats for the orcs :D
Silverthumb128
12-09-05, 05:23 PM 21. Trail rations.

22. Improvised Greatclub.
savant_warlord13
12-09-05, 05:33 PM 26. Found a new kingdom, with you in charge (instructions below)

Step 1: lay seige to a city
Step 2: cast putrify on the goblin corpse
Step 3: use a catapult to chuck it into a city you are laying seige to.
Step 4: repeat steps 2-3 until the majority of the city has been killed or incapacitated by disease
Step 5: slay remaining defenders
Step 6: clean up the mess and make the city habitable
Step 7: repopulate, leaving a cohort/trusted ally to be the mayor
Step 8: repeat steps 1-7 until your new kingdom has grown to your desired size

Please note: mine is number 26 because Osrian made his number 8 when the previous post was for 7-10
WarColonel
12-09-05, 05:42 PM Not for nothing but I have yet to be in a party where someone did not colleck the heads of fallen enemies and have...

27... Craft (Bong)
savant_warlord13
12-09-05, 05:43 PM Not for nothing but I have yet to be in a party where someone did not colleck the heads of fallen enemies and have...

27... Craft (Bong)

:heehee Is this true? :rofl:
WarColonel
12-09-05, 06:01 PM Saddly... I introduced it to our campaign with a rather, uh, 'abscent-minded' rogue with a pentent for halfling weed.
wizkid
12-09-05, 06:47 PM Craft(bong)? What is a bong? :confused:
savant_warlord13
12-09-05, 06:50 PM Craft(bong)? What is a bong? :confused:

What country do you live in? If America, what rock have you been hiding under for The DM knows how long?
Silverthumb128
12-09-05, 07:51 PM Craft(bong)? What is a bong? :confused:

Ya know in old martial arts flicks, where the bald guy hits the big metal disk, and it goes "BONNGGGGG..."
savant_warlord13
12-09-05, 08:08 PM Ya know in old martial arts flicks, where the bald guy hits the big metal disk, and it goes "BONNGGGGG..."

that's a gong
Allusionist
12-09-05, 08:50 PM Craft(bong)? What is a bong? :confused:

In the off chance you're not joking, it's a kind of pipe used to smoke certain drugs.
WarColonel
12-10-05, 10:20 AM I use one word, and all of a sudden there's a big hupla going on.
TokTok
12-10-05, 11:23 AM 28: Dead Goblin Flail.

Anything that's smaller than you and dead can be used as a frightening improvised weapon.
MegamanX919
12-10-05, 01:48 PM 29. A good friend for your paranoid ranger that is camping in the woods by himself.

Ranger: So I was hunting today and I found this really big bear.....
Dead Goblin:..............
Ranger: and I was getting ready to shoot it with my arrow and.....
Dead Goblin:....................
Ranger: WHY DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eeen13
12-10-05, 02:32 PM 30. throw limbs as passers by
The_Fantabulous_Pog
12-10-05, 03:54 PM :P Love this one from MegamanX919

29. A good friend for your paranoid ranger that is camping in the woods by himself.

Superb!

I never knew so much could be done with a breathless Goblin; any more suggestions?
godrik glendower
12-10-05, 04:06 PM 31. Set them up as an audience to attract passers by to your Bard's new one man show entitled: "Why don't People Like Me?".
Urthred
12-10-05, 09:36 PM 32.
Step 1. drench dead goblin in oil.
Step 2. drench opposing monster in oil.
Step 3. set dead goblins hair on fire(just the hair it acts as a kinda fuse).
Step 4. grab that little buggers legs and spin around a couple of times then let go when facing monster and watch him fly.
Step 5. laugh as the monster and the goblin both burst into flames. then i dont know go get a drink at the closest pub.

ps. works great on green slaads
Urthred
12-10-05, 09:36 PM 32.
Step 1. drench dead goblin in oil.
Step 2. drench opposing monster in oil.
Step 3. set dead goblins hair on fire(just the hair it acts as a kinda fuse).
Step 4. grab that little buggers legs and spin around a couple of times then let go when facing monster and watch him fly.
Step 5. laugh as the monster and the goblin both burst into flames. then i dont know go get a drink at the closest pub.

ps. works great on green slaads
Urthred
12-10-05, 09:36 PM 32.
Step 1. drench dead goblin in oil.
Step 2. drench opposing monster in oil.
Step 3. set dead goblins hair on fire(just the hair it acts as a kinda fuse).
Step 4. grab that little buggers legs and spin around a couple of times then let go when facing monster and watch him fly.
Step 5. laugh as the monster and the goblin both burst into flames. then i dont know go get a drink at the closest pub.

ps. works great on green slaads
Urthred
12-10-05, 09:41 PM sorry about the triple post my computers slow and i didnt know that hit had posted it allready.
Reag
12-11-05, 12:24 AM 33. I bet those goblin bones wouldn't make half bad arrows...

34. Skin it and use that as a disguise for your little gnomish friend.

35. Effective, if putrid, dummy for a ventriloquism spell.
Wyrd Bearer
12-11-05, 12:54 AM 35. Make a hang-glider out of several of them.

36. Raise them back from the dead, then make friends with them. Kill them again when they're sleeping and raise them again the next morning, claiming innocence. Repeat until bored.

37. Tie one up to your backpack and walk into town pretending to not know its there and get offended when people look at you funny.
gorfnad the shiznit
12-11-05, 01:05 AM 38. Grab a few bard-like friends and start a comedy troupe with a sketch entitled "dead goblin" in which one of the troupe has purchased an apparent live goblin, from an adventuring store of some kind, to fill a sort of a pet/lacky type role. But, the now owner of the goblin has realized that the goblin is dead and wants his money back.
Wyrd Bearer
12-11-05, 01:25 AM 39. Put them in a sack, planeshift to the Grey Wastes and then throw them at yugoloths.

40. Dip them in paint and throw them at a canvas, be a new technique modern artist!

41. Make a goblin skin spellbook cover with the face right on the front. Then animate the skin. Call it Freddy.

42. Teleport into a vault, take all the gold and leave all the dead goblins as your calling card. Kill a new tribe whenever you need to rob a new vault.

43. Take a goblin-leg bone, cut it up into little cross-sectional disks and then put them in the collection plate at a temple to Pelor.

44. Animate them as zombies and then put little signs on them that say things like "Nerull like Flowers," "Wee Jas is a hottie," and "Venca smells." Send them to wander the country side.

45. Use one as your heraldry at a joust.

46. Dress one up as a young child and then run town around screaming "My baby, my baby, why won't my baby eat?!?!"

47. Animate and use as a sewer clean-up crew. Also can do other jobs no one else wants.

48. Stitch them together and make a gobbo flesh-golem. Call him Frank. Then make a little goblin-flesh golem dog. Name him N'beans.

49. Make a scarecrow to scare away the crows.

50. Instead of fish heads, use golbins to fertilize your rows of corn, squash and beans.

51. Put tinsle on them and hang them off a pine-tree.

52. Freeze twenty or so in a gigantic ice-cube and float it off in the ocean. Better yet, freeze twenty or so of them as zombies in a gigantic ice-cude and hope it floats to a tropical island.

53. Keep one in your hand haversack to throw to get a pack of gnolls off your trail.

54. Make patterns with the bodies on the ground so they look like crop circles from an aeriall view.
Yanagita Kunio
12-11-05, 02:04 AM 55. A goblin corpse kept preserved with Gentle Repose is the perfect is out for any heinous crime committed by your party. Robbery? Murder? Dump a goblin corpse or seven forty yards from the crime site, then "find" them and claim a reward from the local authorities.
zenlike
12-11-05, 02:29 AM 56. Soft cover - +4 to AC - sweet.

"Mortal world covered in ice
here be goblin paradise"
Legend
larry_the_titan
12-11-05, 03:12 AM 57: Goblin-chucks
You would have to be of huge size and have two dead goblin and some rope but think of the horror in your enemies eyes.
WolfHati
12-11-05, 05:01 AM 58. Use their pants to carry away the treasure in.

Did that in my first D&D adventure ever. Actually I think it was orcs, but whatever.
eeen13
12-11-05, 07:02 AM 59. target practice
kajinoryu
12-11-05, 08:19 AM 60. Tack them onto the walls like egyptian heiroglyphics.

61. New door knocker for your gigantic iron doors.

62. Toss them across the top of a lake, see how many times you can get them to skip.

63. Bring them outside the house of that local authority figure that was hounding to get rid of them. Make sure the first thing seen outside of the window in the morning is a full moon (or moons).

64. Dance partner for the party's uncharismatic half-orc barbarian at the festival.

66. Decoy for when you drank too much, need to get out of town quickly, and *wish* you had woken up next to a dead goblin instead of... that.

67. Put it in the bed next to a PC that passed out from the festivities.
eeen13
12-11-05, 09:10 AM 68. when the rigormortis sets in put it in a stick and sell it as a frozen treat
thegraveyard
12-11-05, 05:16 PM 69. kill about 50 goblins.. make two bundles of 20 with 10 in a line between them... keeping them attached... load the two bundles in catapaults...... launch at nearest dragon, city, castle, elven settlement, party, or anywhere else.
eloth983
12-11-05, 08:05 PM 70. Animate them and tie them to the front of a raft, them make them all start swimming.

This is the way that my party escaped from the island where a tribe of goblins had shot our airship down. We had them paddle all the way back to the mainland, where we sold the vessel to the mage's guild in town goblins and all.
Waterhammer
12-11-05, 08:28 PM ize dozent killz goblinzez thes myz freandz.
baalzamon999
12-11-05, 08:41 PM ize dozent killz goblinzez thes myz freandz.
ize dozent talkz englishz itz iz stoopidz

71. +6 circumstance bonus on Disguise checks for small characters when passign for a goblin. You take a -4 penalty on all Charisma-based checks, though.
Morbid
12-12-05, 01:12 AM Presents for the next towns children.
Reag
12-12-05, 07:01 PM 74. Wait for rigor mortis, and use them as models in your new clothing store, 'At Least You Look Better Than My Models'.
WhiteRaven810
12-12-05, 11:23 PM 75. Three words. Improvised fire wood.

76. After rigor mortis sets in, inquire weither the party would like to play a game of polo.
Moosh Nailo
12-12-05, 11:47 PM 77. Animate, then catapult shot
78. Glue together in a line (leaving arms free) and bury feet, animate as skeletons, then presto, instant picket-fence! Anti-intruder system free!
79. Think StarWars episode 6: drums for the bard
80. Get your goblin statues today! Petrified goblins to keep the critters out of the gardens! No more pesky gnomes!
81. Bragging rights- enlarge dead goblins, claim to be giants or something, then stray into town dragging a few.
Black Mantha
12-13-05, 04:38 AM 82 Pile them up as stepping stones.
83 Test a canyon's depth.
84 Stick them on pikes and set them up on the castle wall, to give the illusion the castle hasn't fallen.
85 Dye.
86 To find your way though a labyrinth: Leave one at each intersection, pointing towards the exit.
87 Decapitate, then use as a hairdresser's manakin.
Kraleck
12-13-05, 08:52 AM #88 - Put spiky helmets on the heads and use as improvised sling bullets for a larger character.

#89 - Putrify the heads and use as improvised sling bullets for a larger character.

#90 - Chilled Goblin Brains.

#91 - Improvised Gong Mallet.
Master of the Wild
12-13-05, 10:08 AM #92

Step 1: cast flesh to salt
Step 2: sell salt

Although that's better suited for midlevel dead ogres...
CalemJones
12-13-05, 12:44 PM A party of three takes out a gang of 4 goblins and walks into the next room through a door and gets shot at from behind arrow slits:

93) Dead goblin+Ten foot pole= No More Arrow slit.

thanx for the material Joey, Tyler, Peter
Urthred
12-13-05, 05:56 PM 94. dip dead goblin in preseritive liguid freeze with spell tie a rope around his neck and tie rope into loop hang on a big tree and you have the ugliest chrismas ornament ever!!!

(for huge characters at least) :D
savant_warlord13
12-13-05, 06:32 PM 95. start a collection of dead goblins and kobolds
Urthred
12-13-05, 10:22 PM 96. really ugly but unique backpack
97. improvised snow shoes
98. kill a tribe and use the dead goblins to cross a river
99. psudodragon familliar feed
100. skin um and make a nice pair of goblin skin boots
101. keep it in a sack so when theives try and rob you. you give them the goblin instead.
Far_Traveler
12-13-05, 10:57 PM thats 101!

102: Improvised catapult ammo
Orayn, Elvish Blademaster
12-13-05, 11:04 PM 103. Cast Gentle Repose on it, then use Prestidigitation to make it dance. Voila! Instant mascot for the average adventuring party.
Waterhammer
12-13-05, 11:13 PM Und ize wilf weeps forz every one :weep:
Catra
12-14-05, 07:23 AM 104: Material component in the spell wall of goblins
eeen13
12-14-05, 02:25 PM 105. stuff it with gold use as a pinata but while people are hitting it for the gold kill them and repeat with the bodies stealing all their money as u go
scienceman47
12-16-05, 12:39 AM 106. One word. Salsa.

107. **** off the other goblins.

108. Morbid puppet. Wash your hands afterwards.

109. Arrowhawk fishing.
zenlike
12-16-05, 01:28 AM 110. Last second date to the Necromancer University 100 year reunion.
savant_warlord13
12-16-05, 05:19 PM 110. Last second date to the Necromancer University 100 year reunion.

:heehee :rofl: :clap:
Iver Gearsham
12-16-05, 08:44 PM 111 Pose body kneeling on all fours then cast Flesh to Stone for a footstool.

112 Pose body standing with big smile arms open in a circle cast Flesh to Stone use as a Staff/umbrella stand.

113 spread eagle jam spikes in head hands feet pointing outward Stone it now it's a giant throwing star.
DMDaddy
12-17-05, 01:46 AM 114. Turn it upside down and strap it to your waiste for use as a bag of holding crap that you don't use. Next time you're mugged and asked for all your gold, just reach in and pull out some crap. The mugger surely will freak and run.

115. Tie a rope to its feet and throw it as far as possible down corridors to flesh out wandering monsters.

116. Sneakily slip it under the covers of a sleeping person you don't like.
Comi
12-17-05, 03:44 AM 117. Animate as zombies or skeletons and put walk in frontline to set traps.

118. Throw into a yard of some rich guy as a decay. When guards find it go to rob the manor.

119. Collect a lot of them and rise them one by one with rise dead and keep yourself young with Steal Life.

120. Simply use them as a material components in your spells. (Duh...)
Kresalak
12-18-05, 10:45 PM 121. Flesh Collosus

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
The_Fantabulous_Pog 12-09-05, 12:31 PM	Just a bit of fun... Since dead Goblins end up everywhere, especially at low levels, it might be environmentally friendly to recycle their little, rotting cadavers. 1) Combine with a Light spell for a very strange torch 2) Use the head as a bowling ball 3) Petrify the corpse and use it as a sled
Purkake 12-09-05, 01:00 PM	Use the good old adventurer moto: 4. You kill it, you grill it... Mmm goblin barbeque 5. Ressurect it and kill it again Mwhahahahahhaha 6. Just leave the poor thing there or bury it.
DuctShuiTengu 12-09-05, 01:29 PM	7: Tie a rope around it and use it to check for traps. Toss it as far ahead of you as you can, drag it back. You can now assume fairly safely that the floor along that stretch isn't trapped. 8: store in your spare bag of holding and upend the whole thing over a town you don't like. 9: store weapons in it for extra diseasy goodness when you carve things up with them. And since 3 per post seems to be the going trend, I'm going to have to throw in a 4th 10: strip the corpse and use the skeleton as your Bard's favorite instrument.
epifreak 12-09-05, 02:22 PM	7: Tie a rope around it and use it to check for traps. Toss it as far ahead of you as you can, drag it back. You can now assume fairly safely that the floor along that stretch isn't trapped. It can also make a nice improvised weapon in this way.
Ossyrian Ush'Bel 12-09-05, 02:51 PM	8. Takes several and tie strings to their extremities. Give up adventuring and travel the realms as a marionet show.
Wyrd Bearer 12-09-05, 03:13 PM	7: Tie a rope around it and use it to check for traps. Toss it as far ahead of you as you can, drag it back. You can now assume fairly safely that the floor along that stretch isn't trapped.Dang it, that was going to be mine! Especially after the group I was DMing realized that I like using traps, so they took a goblin captive, tied it up and put it inside their handy haversack (they left it unzipped so air could get in). After getting flame-struck by a resetting magical trap, they took the goblin out as used it as flame bait. After that, the golbin offered to disarm the trap for them (the goblin was a rogue who turned out to have more ranks in disarm device than the party rogue). To prove that it was disarmed, they made the gobbo walk down the hall-way. He did disarm the flamestrike trap. Problem was, the fusillade of spears trap at the other end of the hallway killed the goblin. So they tied up the corpse and threw it around everywhere to check for more traps. 9. Tie several of them up and use them as anchors for a small boat. 10. Let the putrify and then use the bloated bodies as floats to walk across water. 11. Use them as fish bait... for sharks. 12. Build a house out of their bones. 13. Load them into a trebuchet and lay siege to a neighboring country. 14. Animate into cheap and expendable zombies (a whole tribe of zombies!). 15. Animate into cheap and expendable zombies, then equip them all with necklaces of fireballs, send them into another tribe of goblins, then shoot one with a fireball yourself. 16. Make a goblin-skin coat.
Pz.Az.04Maus 12-09-05, 03:34 PM	17. Make them into zombies, coat them with Gunpowder, gas, and lighter fluid, make them hold 2 large kegs of gunpowder in each arm, get a bow with a flaming arrow, and when the zombies are close enough to your target, fire away. 18. Make a Blowtorched Barbecue with the Goblin bodies. 19. Put them on a stick, and throw like a handgrenade into trapzones. 20. Fillet them, and make them into a jury-rigged version of Sushi for treats for the orcs :D
Silverthumb128 12-09-05, 05:23 PM	21. Trail rations. 22. Improvised Greatclub.
savant_warlord13 12-09-05, 05:33 PM	26. Found a new kingdom, with you in charge (instructions below) Step 1: lay seige to a city Step 2: cast putrify on the goblin corpse Step 3: use a catapult to chuck it into a city you are laying seige to. Step 4: repeat steps 2-3 until the majority of the city has been killed or incapacitated by disease Step 5: slay remaining defenders Step 6: clean up the mess and make the city habitable Step 7: repopulate, leaving a cohort/trusted ally to be the mayor Step 8: repeat steps 1-7 until your new kingdom has grown to your desired size Please note: mine is number 26 because Osrian made his number 8 when the previous post was for 7-10
WarColonel 12-09-05, 05:42 PM	Not for nothing but I have yet to be in a party where someone did not colleck the heads of fallen enemies and have... 27... Craft (Bong)
savant_warlord13 12-09-05, 05:43 PM	Not for nothing but I have yet to be in a party where someone did not colleck the heads of fallen enemies and have... 27... Craft (Bong) :heehee Is this true? :rofl:
WarColonel 12-09-05, 06:01 PM	Saddly... I introduced it to our campaign with a rather, uh, 'abscent-minded' rogue with a pentent for halfling weed.
wizkid 12-09-05, 06:47 PM	Craft(bong)? What is a bong? :confused:
savant_warlord13 12-09-05, 06:50 PM	Craft(bong)? What is a bong? :confused: What country do you live in? If America, what rock have you been hiding under for The DM knows how long?
Silverthumb128 12-09-05, 07:51 PM	Craft(bong)? What is a bong? :confused: Ya know in old martial arts flicks, where the bald guy hits the big metal disk, and it goes "BONNGGGGG..."
savant_warlord13 12-09-05, 08:08 PM	Ya know in old martial arts flicks, where the bald guy hits the big metal disk, and it goes "BONNGGGGG..." that's a gong
Allusionist 12-09-05, 08:50 PM	Craft(bong)? What is a bong? :confused: In the off chance you're not joking, it's a kind of pipe used to smoke certain drugs.
WarColonel 12-10-05, 10:20 AM	I use one word, and all of a sudden there's a big hupla going on.
TokTok 12-10-05, 11:23 AM	28: Dead Goblin Flail. Anything that's smaller than you and dead can be used as a frightening improvised weapon.
MegamanX919 12-10-05, 01:48 PM	29. A good friend for your paranoid ranger that is camping in the woods by himself. Ranger: So I was hunting today and I found this really big bear..... Dead Goblin:.............. Ranger: and I was getting ready to shoot it with my arrow and..... Dead Goblin:.................... Ranger: WHY DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eeen13 12-10-05, 02:32 PM	30. throw limbs as passers by
The_Fantabulous_Pog 12-10-05, 03:54 PM	:P Love this one from MegamanX919 29. A good friend for your paranoid ranger that is camping in the woods by himself. Superb! I never knew so much could be done with a breathless Goblin; any more suggestions?
godrik glendower 12-10-05, 04:06 PM	31. Set them up as an audience to attract passers by to your Bard's new one man show entitled: "Why don't People Like Me?".
Urthred 12-10-05, 09:36 PM	32. Step 1. drench dead goblin in oil. Step 2. drench opposing monster in oil. Step 3. set dead goblins hair on fire(just the hair it acts as a kinda fuse). Step 4. grab that little buggers legs and spin around a couple of times then let go when facing monster and watch him fly. Step 5. laugh as the monster and the goblin both burst into flames. then i dont know go get a drink at the closest pub. ps. works great on green slaads
Urthred 12-10-05, 09:36 PM	32. Step 1. drench dead goblin in oil. Step 2. drench opposing monster in oil. Step 3. set dead goblins hair on fire(just the hair it acts as a kinda fuse). Step 4. grab that little buggers legs and spin around a couple of times then let go when facing monster and watch him fly. Step 5. laugh as the monster and the goblin both burst into flames. then i dont know go get a drink at the closest pub. ps. works great on green slaads
Urthred 12-10-05, 09:36 PM	32. Step 1. drench dead goblin in oil. Step 2. drench opposing monster in oil. Step 3. set dead goblins hair on fire(just the hair it acts as a kinda fuse). Step 4. grab that little buggers legs and spin around a couple of times then let go when facing monster and watch him fly. Step 5. laugh as the monster and the goblin both burst into flames. then i dont know go get a drink at the closest pub. ps. works great on green slaads
Urthred 12-10-05, 09:41 PM	sorry about the triple post my computers slow and i didnt know that hit had posted it allready.
Reag 12-11-05, 12:24 AM	33. I bet those goblin bones wouldn't make half bad arrows... 34. Skin it and use that as a disguise for your little gnomish friend. 35. Effective, if putrid, dummy for a ventriloquism spell.
Wyrd Bearer 12-11-05, 12:54 AM	35. Make a hang-glider out of several of them. 36. Raise them back from the dead, then make friends with them. Kill them again when they're sleeping and raise them again the next morning, claiming innocence. Repeat until bored. 37. Tie one up to your backpack and walk into town pretending to not know its there and get offended when people look at you funny.
gorfnad the shiznit 12-11-05, 01:05 AM	38. Grab a few bard-like friends and start a comedy troupe with a sketch entitled "dead goblin" in which one of the troupe has purchased an apparent live goblin, from an adventuring store of some kind, to fill a sort of a pet/lacky type role. But, the now owner of the goblin has realized that the goblin is dead and wants his money back.
Wyrd Bearer 12-11-05, 01:25 AM	39. Put them in a sack, planeshift to the Grey Wastes and then throw them at yugoloths. 40. Dip them in paint and throw them at a canvas, be a new technique modern artist! 41. Make a goblin skin spellbook cover with the face right on the front. Then animate the skin. Call it Freddy. 42. Teleport into a vault, take all the gold and leave all the dead goblins as your calling card. Kill a new tribe whenever you need to rob a new vault. 43. Take a goblin-leg bone, cut it up into little cross-sectional disks and then put them in the collection plate at a temple to Pelor. 44. Animate them as zombies and then put little signs on them that say things like "Nerull like Flowers," "Wee Jas is a hottie," and "Venca smells." Send them to wander the country side. 45. Use one as your heraldry at a joust. 46. Dress one up as a young child and then run town around screaming "My baby, my baby, why won't my baby eat?!?!" 47. Animate and use as a sewer clean-up crew. Also can do other jobs no one else wants. 48. Stitch them together and make a gobbo flesh-golem. Call him Frank. Then make a little goblin-flesh golem dog. Name him N'beans. 49. Make a scarecrow to scare away the crows. 50. Instead of fish heads, use golbins to fertilize your rows of corn, squash and beans. 51. Put tinsle on them and hang them off a pine-tree. 52. Freeze twenty or so in a gigantic ice-cube and float it off in the ocean. Better yet, freeze twenty or so of them as zombies in a gigantic ice-cude and hope it floats to a tropical island. 53. Keep one in your hand haversack to throw to get a pack of gnolls off your trail. 54. Make patterns with the bodies on the ground so they look like crop circles from an aeriall view.
Yanagita Kunio 12-11-05, 02:04 AM	55. A goblin corpse kept preserved with Gentle Repose is the perfect is out for any heinous crime committed by your party. Robbery? Murder? Dump a goblin corpse or seven forty yards from the crime site, then "find" them and claim a reward from the local authorities.
zenlike 12-11-05, 02:29 AM	56. Soft cover - +4 to AC - sweet. "Mortal world covered in ice here be goblin paradise" Legend
larry_the_titan 12-11-05, 03:12 AM	57: Goblin-chucks You would have to be of huge size and have two dead goblin and some rope but think of the horror in your enemies eyes.
WolfHati 12-11-05, 05:01 AM	58. Use their pants to carry away the treasure in. Did that in my first D&D adventure ever. Actually I think it was orcs, but whatever.
eeen13 12-11-05, 07:02 AM	59. target practice
kajinoryu 12-11-05, 08:19 AM	60. Tack them onto the walls like egyptian heiroglyphics. 61. New door knocker for your gigantic iron doors. 62. Toss them across the top of a lake, see how many times you can get them to skip. 63. Bring them outside the house of that local authority figure that was hounding to get rid of them. Make sure the first thing seen outside of the window in the morning is a full moon (or moons). 64. Dance partner for the party's uncharismatic half-orc barbarian at the festival. 66. Decoy for when you drank too much, need to get out of town quickly, and wish you had woken up next to a dead goblin instead of... that. 67. Put it in the bed next to a PC that passed out from the festivities.
eeen13 12-11-05, 09:10 AM	68. when the rigormortis sets in put it in a stick and sell it as a frozen treat
thegraveyard 12-11-05, 05:16 PM	69. kill about 50 goblins.. make two bundles of 20 with 10 in a line between them... keeping them attached... load the two bundles in catapaults...... launch at nearest dragon, city, castle, elven settlement, party, or anywhere else.
eloth983 12-11-05, 08:05 PM	70. Animate them and tie them to the front of a raft, them make them all start swimming. This is the way that my party escaped from the island where a tribe of goblins had shot our airship down. We had them paddle all the way back to the mainland, where we sold the vessel to the mage's guild in town goblins and all.
Waterhammer 12-11-05, 08:28 PM	ize dozent killz goblinzez thes myz freandz.
baalzamon999 12-11-05, 08:41 PM	ize dozent killz goblinzez thes myz freandz. ize dozent talkz englishz itz iz stoopidz 71. +6 circumstance bonus on Disguise checks for small characters when passign for a goblin. You take a -4 penalty on all Charisma-based checks, though.
Morbid 12-12-05, 01:12 AM	Presents for the next towns children.
Reag 12-12-05, 07:01 PM	74. Wait for rigor mortis, and use them as models in your new clothing store, 'At Least You Look Better Than My Models'.
WhiteRaven810 12-12-05, 11:23 PM	75. Three words. Improvised fire wood. 76. After rigor mortis sets in, inquire weither the party would like to play a game of polo.
Moosh Nailo 12-12-05, 11:47 PM	77. Animate, then catapult shot 78. Glue together in a line (leaving arms free) and bury feet, animate as skeletons, then presto, instant picket-fence! Anti-intruder system free! 79. Think StarWars episode 6: drums for the bard 80. Get your goblin statues today! Petrified goblins to keep the critters out of the gardens! No more pesky gnomes! 81. Bragging rights- enlarge dead goblins, claim to be giants or something, then stray into town dragging a few.
Black Mantha 12-13-05, 04:38 AM	82 Pile them up as stepping stones. 83 Test a canyon's depth. 84 Stick them on pikes and set them up on the castle wall, to give the illusion the castle hasn't fallen. 85 Dye. 86 To find your way though a labyrinth: Leave one at each intersection, pointing towards the exit. 87 Decapitate, then use as a hairdresser's manakin.
Kraleck 12-13-05, 08:52 AM	#88 - Put spiky helmets on the heads and use as improvised sling bullets for a larger character. #89 - Putrify the heads and use as improvised sling bullets for a larger character. #90 - Chilled Goblin Brains. #91 - Improvised Gong Mallet.
Master of the Wild 12-13-05, 10:08 AM	#92 Step 1: cast flesh to salt Step 2: sell salt Although that's better suited for midlevel dead ogres...
CalemJones 12-13-05, 12:44 PM	A party of three takes out a gang of 4 goblins and walks into the next room through a door and gets shot at from behind arrow slits: 93) Dead goblin+Ten foot pole= No More Arrow slit. thanx for the material Joey, Tyler, Peter
Urthred 12-13-05, 05:56 PM	94. dip dead goblin in preseritive liguid freeze with spell tie a rope around his neck and tie rope into loop hang on a big tree and you have the ugliest chrismas ornament ever!!! (for huge characters at least) :D
savant_warlord13 12-13-05, 06:32 PM	95. start a collection of dead goblins and kobolds
Urthred 12-13-05, 10:22 PM	96. really ugly but unique backpack 97. improvised snow shoes 98. kill a tribe and use the dead goblins to cross a river 99. psudodragon familliar feed 100. skin um and make a nice pair of goblin skin boots 101. keep it in a sack so when theives try and rob you. you give them the goblin instead.
Far_Traveler 12-13-05, 10:57 PM	thats 101! 102: Improvised catapult ammo
Orayn, Elvish Blademaster 12-13-05, 11:04 PM	103. Cast Gentle Repose on it, then use Prestidigitation to make it dance. Voila! Instant mascot for the average adventuring party.
Waterhammer 12-13-05, 11:13 PM	Und ize wilf weeps forz every one :weep:
Catra 12-14-05, 07:23 AM	104: Material component in the spell wall of goblins
eeen13 12-14-05, 02:25 PM	105. stuff it with gold use as a pinata but while people are hitting it for the gold kill them and repeat with the bodies stealing all their money as u go
scienceman47 12-16-05, 12:39 AM	106. One word. Salsa. 107. **** off the other goblins. 108. Morbid puppet. Wash your hands afterwards. 109. Arrowhawk fishing.
zenlike 12-16-05, 01:28 AM	110. Last second date to the Necromancer University 100 year reunion.
savant_warlord13 12-16-05, 05:19 PM	110. Last second date to the Necromancer University 100 year reunion. :heehee :rofl: :clap:
Iver Gearsham 12-16-05, 08:44 PM	111 Pose body kneeling on all fours then cast Flesh to Stone for a footstool. 112 Pose body standing with big smile arms open in a circle cast Flesh to Stone use as a Staff/umbrella stand. 113 spread eagle jam spikes in head hands feet pointing outward Stone it now it's a giant throwing star.
DMDaddy 12-17-05, 01:46 AM	114. Turn it upside down and strap it to your waiste for use as a bag of holding crap that you don't use. Next time you're mugged and asked for all your gold, just reach in and pull out some crap. The mugger surely will freak and run. 115. Tie a rope to its feet and throw it as far as possible down corridors to flesh out wandering monsters. 116. Sneakily slip it under the covers of a sleeping person you don't like.
Comi 12-17-05, 03:44 AM	117. Animate as zombies or skeletons and put walk in frontline to set traps. 118. Throw into a yard of some rich guy as a decay. When guards find it go to rob the manor. 119. Collect a lot of them and rise them one by one with rise dead and keep yourself young with Steal Life. 120. Simply use them as a material components in your spells. (Duh...)
Kresalak 12-18-05, 10:45 PM	121. Flesh Collosus