"Katana threads banned until further notice" [Archive] - Wizards Community

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Rake

05-24-06, 09:15 PM
I hereby nominate that announcement for Best Moderator Announcement on any Board, Ever. I honestly thought it was a joke, and fully expected one when I read it. Katana threads are banned due to katana-related-flamewars. TELL me that doesn't sound like the punchline of some geek-themed webcomic.
terrashand

05-24-06, 09:17 PM
I 2nd :D
Krug_the_smasher

05-24-06, 10:53 PM
True...I laughed my head off when i saw that, But i agree with the ban. They were argueing over opinions, which is nonsense.
Zombayz1

05-24-06, 10:53 PM
I, Third this motion.
Let it be official!!
guru7892

05-24-06, 10:57 PM
I fourth the motion.

I think that another topic ban or two couldn't hurt either...

like stuff about powergamers VS roleplayers; or sensless unicorn referances.
Insane Pixie

05-24-06, 11:15 PM
Katana threads are banned, so you make a thread about Katana threads?

I... I don't even know where to begin.
Thorak

05-24-06, 11:24 PM
I wonder, is a thread about threads about katanas enough about katanas to be a banned topic?
Silverthumb128

05-24-06, 11:33 PM
I wonder, is a thread about threads about katanas enough about katanas to be a banned topic?

I dunno how bannable this is, but its possibly susceptible to a ban. Regardless, I... fifth this motion. I would like to hug every Wiz_O for this.
scienceman47

05-24-06, 11:36 PM
Katana threads are banned, so you make a thread about Katana threads?

I... I don't even know where to begin.

Its a thread about the ban, we are not discussing katanas. In fact, no one write katana any longer.

Hooray for the heroic moderator, he who freed us from the screeching of the obnoxious!
terrashand

05-24-06, 11:46 PM
KatanaKatanaKatanaKatanaKatanaKatanaKata naKatanaKatanaKatanaKatanaKatanaKatanaKa tanaKatanaKatana.

Sorry I had too.....and (pls private me with any replies to this) it's not about Katana's everyone hates the fact that in the DMG it said they are MW B-swords.
Krug_the_smasher

05-24-06, 11:53 PM
Its a thread about the ban, we are not discussing katanas. In fact, no one write katana any longer.

Hooray for the heroic moderator, he who freed us from the screeching of the obnoxious!
YAY! *Hugs Mod*
Lord_Canius

05-25-06, 12:34 AM
I wonder, is a thread about threads about katanas enough about katanas to be a banned topic?
Only if said thread was so completly into discussing katanas that it actualy transformed from a thread about threads about katanas into a thread about katanas would it be, in reality, about katanas. Thank the powers that be that we have unicorns.

I apologize, but I just had to do it.
woodwalker

05-25-06, 10:22 AM
theboards are better off wihtout katana threads.
Zyrusticae

05-25-06, 10:50 AM
I don't really know what's going on, or what's so special about Katanas, but... eh. :confused:
bitnine

05-25-06, 11:02 AM
What's next, banning threads like "WHAT LVLS WOULD LEGOLASS HAVE???" Actually, hm...
Necropolitan

05-25-06, 11:40 AM
What's next, banning threads like "WHAT LVLS WOULD LEGOLASS HAVE???" Actually, hm...

As long as they don't DARE touch my crazy exotic weapons threads.

http://i4.tinypic.com/10ofa6w.jpg

Oh yeah, I totally went there.
Road_Warrior

05-25-06, 03:34 PM
Well, I don't have much against the katana (except that it's been too overromanticized and overrated in movies like Highlander and various Japanese anime and manga), but I can probably guess the necessity to ban various new katana threads to prevent this forum from erupting into a flamewar battlefield.

I still have a slight aversion to elves wielding katana, though. I can imagine the horror stories of Dungeon Masters about Drizzt clones dual-wielding katanas.

It's a pretty useful sword against unarmoured foes, I'll give you that.

Let's hope that it won't be necessary to ban other topics in the future.
Drachasor

05-25-06, 03:38 PM
best be careful, lest meta-katana-threads also get banned.
Vestigial_Thumb

05-25-06, 03:51 PM
Why don't we use the word "katana" in every sentence? That could make a fun game. Reply to each katana-ful post, using the word "katana" in every sentence.

Just a thought... :embarrass
Bulletproof_Condom

05-25-06, 03:54 PM
Katana katana katana katana katana katana "katana" katana katana katana? Katana katana katana katana katana katana. katana katana katana katana-katana katana, katana katana katana "katana" katana katana katana.

Katana katana katana... :embarrass
Katana katana. Katana katana katana katana katana katana katana katana.
Vestigial_Thumb

05-25-06, 03:57 PM
Katana katana. Katana katana katana katana katana katana katana katana.
Katana katana katana?
(So you agree?)
Bulletproof_Condom

05-25-06, 04:05 PM
Katana.
terrashand

05-25-06, 04:44 PM
If a katana falls in the forest, does it make a sound while killing 125 orcs in one swing?
Vestigial_Thumb

05-25-06, 05:09 PM
If a katana falls in the forest, does it make a sound while killing 125 orcs in one swing?
Critical hit, or a normal hit?

Oh... and katana.
Millennium

05-25-06, 05:09 PM
I fourth the motion.

I think that another topic ban or two couldn't hurt either...

like stuff about powergamers VS roleplayers; or sensless unicorn referances.
D'oh; and here I was going to ask how to go about building Pun-pun using a katana-wielding unicorn instead of a kobold...
Prominence

05-25-06, 05:14 PM
Why do I sense a lot more masterwork bastard sword threads coming into existence?

hm... Masterwork Bastard Sword, nah?
WizO_Cat

05-25-06, 05:23 PM
Well, since this is a katana thread onto itself, you know what I'm going to do next, so don't look so surprised ...
ORC_Tuhteth

05-25-06, 06:00 PM
Okay, I know we're just having a bit of fun (and I'll admit I laughed a couple of times reading this, especially when I thought of replacing the word "spam" with "katana" in a classic Monty Python sketch -- "How about the katana, katana, sausage, and katana? Not as much katana as the katana, sausage, eggs, and katana." "I don't like katana!").

But, as my little mini-sketch clearly indicates, it's a little spammy. Gotta close it. :)