Asinine Items [Archive] - Wizards Community

Asinine Items [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Tirin_the_Bald
08-15-05, 10:46 AM My roommate and I started creating purely asinine items the other night. The only rule was that the item could not be useful in any way. An example would be a solar powered darkvision lamp. Any suggestions?
CryoSilver
08-15-05, 11:20 AM A sword that gives a paladin an extra daily use of smite evil every time he kills a kitten!

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Tirin_the_Bald 08-15-05, 10:46 AM	My roommate and I started creating purely asinine items the other night. The only rule was that the item could not be useful in any way. An example would be a solar powered darkvision lamp. Any suggestions?
CryoSilver 08-15-05, 11:20 AM	A sword that gives a paladin an extra daily use of smite evil every time he kills a kitten!