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Dark_Sesshomaru 02-09-05, 08:11 AM	(Might have been done before, but if not); So I was watching Adult-Swims TV show 'Aqua Teen Hunger Force' last night, and the episode that aired was called 'Broodwich'. When the episode ended, I thought, Dam, that would be the coolest funniest crap to pull on my players ever! So I decided to create the Cursed Artifact "The BroodWich". The BroodWich Deep in an anciant cave, enshrined by the skulls of countless victims, lies; The BroodWich. Its A Submarine-sandwich that looks and smells so good, its impossable NOT to eat. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell's half acre. Baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of a dark chicken force-fed to dogs by the hands of a one eyed mad man. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of fanged cow. Layered with 666 separate meats from a beast, which has maggots for blood. Plus Lettuce, and Dijon mustard... Bacon is extra. heh To a player, The BroodWich appears to be a deliciousely salivating Hoagie. If a player is to take a bite of the sandwich, she will be instantly transported to The abyssal plane. If a player was to spit the food out, she will be put back on the plane she was origionally on (These effects cannot be countered by dimensional lock.). If a player is to devour the entire sandwich, she will be sent to the abyssal plane forever. *The BroodWich is immortal. It cannot be taken apart or destroyed. *The BroodWich continually emits disturbing sounds. *Character becomes selfishly possessive of The BroodWich. *Character becomes paranoid about losing The BroodWich and afraid of damage occuring to it. (Even though its immortal) *Temperature around The BroodWich is 10 Degrees Farenheit warmer than normal. Im deffinetly pulling this on my players. What do you think? If there are any other ideas from those of you that have seen the same episode, post them! :D
The Legendary Two Sandals 02-23-05, 04:38 PM	dude I hate sundried tomatoes