Cat Dual-wielding Uranium katanas vs human commoner with machine-rocket nunchuks [Archive] - Wizards Community

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EvilVegan

11-15-06, 06:25 PM
Fluffy finds two magical katanas made of uranium. When these ultimate weapons strike they inflict radiation poisoning and overcome all damage reduction or hardness.

Steve simultaneously discovers the secrets of the Machine-rocket "numchucks". These mystical devices have two rapid fire rocket-launchers connected by a chain, which is of course awesome.


Now assuming they are standard MM and DMG characters, but have full proficiency in their weapons, who would win?
Quixotico

11-15-06, 06:29 PM
If the Commoner doesn't take the Iniative and hit with his first strike, Fluffy will kill him. Range only helps till big-bad-and-fluffy is knocking at your kneecaps.
Whisper_Swiftblade

11-15-06, 09:36 PM
it is a question of who will land the first strike, and with her supperior stealth fluffy has a clear advantige.
Darth Sephiroth

11-15-06, 09:47 PM
rocks fall, everyone dies...or at least that's what a sane DM would say at this point
SirCaran

11-15-06, 09:58 PM
one word....WTF?
Ogre4Hire

11-15-06, 11:55 PM
Steve's going to win.

Unfortunately for Fluffy, Uranium can't hold an edge worth a damn. If only she'd used Plutonium...
Silverthumb128

11-16-06, 12:00 AM
Unfortunately for Fluffy, Uranium can't hold an edge worth a damn. If only she'd used Plutonium...

Antimatter Raygun > Plutonium katanas, no matter how many you wield. :D
WizO_Cat

11-16-06, 12:02 AM
one word....WTF?


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