Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Borne Of Hate 01-03-06, 01:11 PM	Bumbling idiot with a pointy stick VS. Complete Moron with a rock
John Q. Mayhem 01-03-06, 02:04 PM	Pointed stick all the way, baby!
Sgt_Slaughter943 01-03-06, 05:03 PM	you wish it would.GO ROCK!!!!!
Sluagh 01-03-06, 05:28 PM	Well, the moron is complete, which infers that he has his full class progression. The bumbling idiot is at a disadvantage until he levels up to gibbering idiot. Based on class abilities, I'm going with the moron.
Vestigial_Thumb 01-03-06, 05:57 PM	Well, the moron is complete, which infers that he has his full class progression. The bumbling idiot is at a disadvantage until he levels up to gibbering idiot. Based on class abilities, I'm going with the moron. But as he has finished his progression, couldn't he trip over the rock he's holding?
Asmodeous_IX 01-03-06, 06:05 PM	(how big is the rock???) ANY THING BUT A PEBBLE IM FOR THE MORON
Freefall 01-03-06, 06:48 PM	"Good ol' rock. Nothin' beats that." (Look of surprise when rock loses) Really though, how good can the hand-eye coordination of a complete moron be? With the rock, he'll either throw it and miss, or run up to the idiot and try to bash him with it, in which case, he'll be in ranch of the pointy stick before he can hit the guy. On the other hand, the bumbling idiot may not quite understand that he's actually being threatened, nor how to actually implement the stick properly, standing there like, well, an idiot, and staring back and forth between this strange thing in his hands and the other strange thing moving closer towards him. For that matter, are either one of them even smart enough to realize that they are supposed to be attacking each other?
Waterhammer 01-03-06, 08:21 PM	Bumbling seems to imply clumsyness. So its a good bet that the stick weilding assailant would drop the stick. The rock weilder would sit on it whilst sucking thumb, and the banana armed ninja would slime them both.
TheWanderingAlchemist 01-03-06, 08:32 PM	i second the banana armed ninja! :w00t:
Zhymth 01-03-06, 08:58 PM	i say that thae bumbling idiot with the pointy stick trips and stabs himself in the heart while the moron hits himself on the head and wakes up 2 days later and realizes he is the winner by default
Kresalak 01-03-06, 09:39 PM	NOTE: Credit for this goes to Ront Iron-Roar. I merely give you the truth he showed us. http://crusher.mines.edu/pics/rock_ss_pink.jpg ROCK SMASH ALL! Oh yeah, and where can I purchase Complete Moron?
guru7892 01-03-06, 10:41 PM	Oh yeah, and where can I purchase Complete Moron? thats the one book in the complete seris i'd like to see. :rolleyes: but id also like to see the book of Bumbling idioticy :P so basically we have 2 broken min/makzors... i expect the earth will be destroyed by a nuk'uller winna'h.
Ront Iron-Roar 01-04-06, 01:05 AM	You all can fight and argue over what's the better weapon. But, we all know what truly is the most powerful weapon ever concieved by man, beast, or god. See I have followers! ~Look up a few posts~ Rock is good! Rock is Great! You will surrender your will as of this date! I present to you Toggo, the Goblin's weaponsmith greatest invention.........besides lightning. http://crusher.mines.edu/pics/rock_ss_pink.jpg ROCK SMASHES ALL!
Trevan0 01-04-06, 01:53 AM	I really hope that picture is on your own webspace.
SolenVlos 01-04-06, 07:18 AM	well, the Bumbling idiot has a Pointy stick, while the Complete moron only have a regular rock. that pretty much decides it. if it was a large rock, or a heavy rock, or a +5 returning Bumbling-idiot-bane rock of distant throwing, things would be different.
Ront Iron-Roar 01-04-06, 11:04 AM	You know why the Moron can be stupid? Because, he has a rock. The rock solves all the problems for him. Need to open up the puzzle box? Smash! Need to make the Paladin shut up about moral ethics? Smash! Every problem can be solved by smashing, throwing, bashing, a rock at or against anyone or anything.
Khael 01-04-06, 11:23 AM	You know why the Moron can be stupid? Because, he has a rock. The rock solves all the problems for him. Need to open up the puzzle box? Smash! Need to make the Paladin shut up about moral ethics? Smash! Every problem can be solved by smashing, throwing, bashing, a rock at or against anyone or anything. Hadoken 5 seconds before you gets to react...'nuff said. (well if your going to open up the challenge to anything...) Or even...A bigger rock! solve that problem with the first rock...
Ossyrian Ush'Bel 01-04-06, 11:29 AM	You know why the Moron can be stupid? Because, he has a rock. The rock solves all the problems for him. Need to open up the puzzle box? Smash! Need to make the Paladin shut up about moral ethics? Smash! Every problem can be solved by smashing, throwing, bashing, a rock at or against anyone or anything. Finally someone on this board that makes sense!
High Octane 01-04-06, 11:54 AM	Oh yeah, and where can I purchase Complete Moron? At your local bookstore, but they call it "Book of Exhalted Deeds" but id also like to see the book of Bumbling idioticy :P Also at your local bookstore, but its called "Book of Vile Darkness"
Vestigial_Thumb 01-04-06, 12:18 PM	You know why the Moron can be stupid? Because, he has a rock. The rock solves all the problems for him. Need to open up the puzzle box? Smash! Need to make the Paladin shut up about moral ethics? Smash! Every problem can be solved by smashing, throwing, bashing, a rock at or against anyone or anything. That's deep! However, if it is a Moron that's wielding it, he may just accidentally trip over it.
Kresalak 01-04-06, 06:41 PM	You know why the Moron can be stupid? Because, he has a rock. The rock solves all the problems for him. Need to open up the puzzle box? Smash! Need to make the Paladin shut up about moral ethics? Smash! Every problem can be solved by smashing, throwing, bashing, a rock at or against anyone or anything. This was so true it made me cry. From now on I shall play a Hulking Hurler with an Int score of 3, but a Wisdom score of Rock.
Ront Iron-Roar 01-04-06, 09:27 PM	Poor poor humanity....the lost thier greatest weapon when they evolved. Hmmmmmm a Cult, lead by a Wizard Transmuter who's signature weapon is a big boulder being thrown about with telekinisis and is altered to fit the situation with the Shape Stone spell. Hmmmm that be kinda scary. Have a bunch of wizards using telekinisis on boulders and throwing them at a party of adventurers. While others throw Rock to Mud spells. Splash the boulders all over the adventurers. While other wizards cast Mud to Rock sealing them in to suffocate.
Waterhammer 01-04-06, 10:46 PM	And take that damned rock with you.
Ront Iron-Roar 01-05-06, 09:26 AM	You cannot deny the mighty power of Rock!