Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Lady_Mhaor 04-03-07, 07:41 PM	Okay I have one guestion about the forgotten folk Im running a fr campaign I want to know Are gnomes really delicious? seriously, are they good in stew?
Karsus the Mad 04-03-07, 08:32 PM	Okay I have one guestion about the forgotten folk Im running a fr campaign I want to know Are gnomes really delicious? seriously, are they good in stew? Which race are we talking about? I would think there's several. Goblinoids of various kind likely find anything delicious, whether gnome or themselves. Myself, ehhh. I never found them particularly delightful. Too much fat, spoils the meat and makes it greasy.
Another Gnome 04-04-07, 08:06 PM	Gnomes are in fact rather sinewy and combined with their leathery skin, a cooked one has the taste and texture approximating the sole of an old boot. Sages debate whether this is a naturally occurring genetic defense mechanism, or merely a side effect of the magical energies most gnomes are infused with. The correlation between this and early loss of hair is a currently ongoing study.
Lady_Mhaor 04-04-07, 08:38 PM	Indeed? I was under the impression that they were rather tender and tasted closer to steak than an old shoe. Maybe thats only when properly hit several times with a maul?
Lord Karsus 04-06-07, 06:58 PM	Gnomes are in fact rather sinewy and combined with their leathery skin, a cooked one has the taste and texture approximating the sole of an old boot. Sages debate whether this is a naturally occurring genetic defense mechanism, or merely a side effect of the magical energies most gnomes are infused with. The correlation between this and early loss of hair is a currently ongoing study. -You're just making things up because you don't want to be eaten. ;) -In all seriousness though, the taste of Gnome depends on the race of the being eating him/her, as well as that beings psychological state.
redmagefish 04-06-07, 08:03 PM	wtf......... thats it go out and kill a gnome and put him in your crock pot cook him for a few hours and see. wtf gnome!!!! your messed up . did you find a gnome in your back yard if so they are called garden gnomes and made out of plastic there really good you should go eat one top it off with dirt........... :turkey: :ghosted: :ghosted: :ghosted: :ghosted: :ghosted: :incog: :elf: = :drool:
Lord Karsus 04-07-07, 05:40 PM	-...Riiiight...
redmagefish 04-07-07, 07:45 PM	knaws off lord karus's arm off yum yum tastes like gnome....... (eyes lord's foot) yum yum:turkey: +:dragon: =:inlove:
Lord Karsus 04-07-07, 08:06 PM	-...Riiiight... -I'll quote my own self...
Everdreaming 04-08-07, 11:45 AM	What kind of person are you!!!!!!!!!!??? You have to bake them before stewing of course.