One-liners!!! [Archive] - Wizards Community

One-liners!!! [Archive] - Wizards Community

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ThrudII
03-02-07, 03:34 AM Do anyone have any good Intimidating one-liners for a fighter :D

//Thrud :cool:
Mirashira
03-02-07, 07:01 AM "ur mom"

ok cliché :P

it would depend on your target ...
vs. Humans :
"Hey sissy, my grandma holds her weapon the way you do"
"Come on Chicken ! Is that all you got ?"

vs. Demons/Devils :
"Is this a joke ? Come back when you have grown some decent horns..."
"Oh boy, are you everything they send ? Where is your army ?"

vs. Orcs/Ogres :
"Wow i heard stories about your ugliness - but that was truly understatement."
"Come here you worthless scum, fight against someone who hits back"

just some thoughts if my grammar is incorrect, blame it on my bad english proficiency :P
Larriston
03-02-07, 09:18 AM I am Larriston Argyle McKendrew...I have seen four Gods die
and two reborn...you are nothing to me.
Alediran
03-02-07, 10:45 AM What is this joke?, somebody bring me the simbul. (+2 cicumstance bonus on intimidation against red wizards)
Red_Wizard
03-02-07, 01:43 PM "I have a notche in my blade for every head i've taken, and shall add many more before I die. Shall I make you a notch?"

"You shall fall like a tree before my axe"

"I have walked the breadth of the land, and ne'er seen anything as pitiful as what now stands before me"

"O good, another ant, I love crushing them, makes me feel all warm inside"

"I once met a child like you... wouldn't stop talking for the life of him....Least ways, not until I removed his head, from the shoulders on up. Care to keep boring me with your words?"

"Have a wife? Mayhaps i'll teach her a different lesson when i'm done here with you"

"Do hurry up and try, I have better things to do than humor the delusions of the meek and pathetic all day"

Not sure if these are what your looking for :)
ThrudII
03-02-07, 02:20 PM they are great keep them comming hehehe :)

//Thrud :cool:
Ramar Aulinvox
03-02-07, 05:11 PM To steal a line: "yap, yap little dog" (Riven gets all the best lines in the Erevis Cale books)

Others:
vs. drow
"Dhaerow? [smiling wickedly] I love dhaerow!"

vs. mindflayers
"My mother was githyanki and my father was githzerai. Did I mention I had 40 brothers and sisters?"

vs. mages
"Have you ever seen what an antimagic blade will do to a spellhurler?" [ok, more of a bluff but still fun]

vs. phearimm
"I am a servant of the shadow and the scale made one! The purge has begun!"

[mostly contextual but may have dramatic effect]
BrianCritchley
03-02-07, 05:45 PM the monkey island insults listing simply MUST be noted

http://www.worldofmi.com/gamehelp/insults/mi1.php
MarkusTay63
03-02-07, 06:29 PM "Would you like to continue this? Or would you rather just lay down and die on your own?"

"YOU are pitiful. YOUR BREATH, however, could stop the Terrask!"

"OH! you must be JOKING!?"

Class specific -

"You call those magic missiles? Here... let me show you the proper way to kill a man..."

"So that's what a psionic attack feels like... I seem to have a mild headache now, but I would atribute that to your incessant prattle.'

"A Druid, huh? So you won't mind when I BURY you."

"A Paladin, huh? Its good that you're close to your god... 'cause your about to meet him!"

"A Ranger, huh? So, what is that? A pretend fighter that hangs out with cute, cuddly animals?"

"I hear Sorcerors have Dragon blood... let's have a look at it, shall we?"

At a Dwarf, Gnome, of halfling (and possibly an Orc) -

"Where's the rest of you?"

"Does your mommy know your here, little feller?"

To an Elf -

Correlon really should be thanking me, Ive been sending quite a few of you his way lately"

Two for a Lich -

"You're a Lich? I thought you were Nicole Richie."

"Awww, how cute... a TALKING skeleton!"

...and a great one from the Blues Brothers movie -

"How much for your children?"
Mirashira
03-03-07, 04:08 AM At a Dwarf, Gnome, of halfling (and possibly an Orc) -

"Where's the rest of you?"

Touches her body "Well i'm all it needs to cut you down, but i am sure your brain is missing..."

"Does your mommy know your here, little feller?"

"I may be little, but at least i don't need my mommy to dress me up every day"
ThrudII
03-03-07, 10:09 AM keep them comin' this is so fun reading :)

//Thrud :cool:
MerrikCale
03-03-07, 02:28 PM whats a half-orc like you doing doing in a place like this?
Is that a +2 dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Oh wait. You say intimidating, not intimate didn't you?
MarkusTay63
03-03-07, 03:41 PM Touches her body "Well i'm all it needs to cut you down, but i am sure your brain is missing..."

"I may be little, but at least I don't need my mommy to dress me up every day"I didn't know that people would be offended, perhaps I should erase my earlier post... :rolleye2:
BrianCritchley
03-03-07, 04:17 PM how approperate you fight like a cow
ThrudII
03-03-07, 04:44 PM I think one of the best ever is this one: Sword! Meet evil...Evil! Meet SWORD!

//Thrud :cool:
nameneeded
03-04-07, 07:47 AM "Look, can we skip all the banter and get right to the killing bit? I'm on a tight schedule."

"Hmmm, nice little town you have here. Be a real shame if something were to happen to it." Stroking chin with a little smile at the end.

"I hope they pay you death benifits cause your about to collect."

""My sword tells me your gonna die today. And he's happy about that!"

"Look, I'm sure you have better things to do today than bleed all over my sword."

""Whats your name? Thanks I hate leaving things half done. When i'm done with you I'll go take care of your family as well."

"I'm not gonna kill you. I'm gonna maim you. I am however gonna kill your family."

"I don't need to step outside. I can take care of you right here."

"You know how they say just before you die you see your life flash before your eyes? Better get some popcorn."

"I know how this ends. lets just say its not a happy ending for you."

"There are worst things than dying. Are you sure you want to find out what?"

"Look, is my shirt red? No, then I'm not the one whos gonna die here today." (Star Trek fans will understand.)

"When I first started to kill people it was real hard on me. But like all things in life first you learn to accept it then you start to like it."

"I say we kill them all. If any are innocent we can always send condolence cards to the widows."

"Face or gut?"

"I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna beat the crap out of you. It'll be easier to rape you then."

Look at thier sword. look at your sword. Hunch, put sword away, pull out dagger. "What? i need the practice and thats all you amatures are good for anyways."

"Well I've got some time to kill if you have some time to die."

"Come back when your worth enough XP for me to level."

And my personal favorite from OOTS.......

"Run! Run my little bags of XP! run!"
Mirashira
03-04-07, 08:27 AM I didn't know that people would be offended, perhaps I should erase my earlier post... :rolleye2:

:bigeyes:

i'm not offended :P

just wanted to counter your series, to start something like a cussing/intimidating competition :)

and my smileys ran away so i had to catch them :allalone:
MerrikCale
03-04-07, 09:33 PM For a human adventuring with a bunch of dwarves, gnomes, and hin

"say hello to my little friends!"
MarkusTay63
03-04-07, 11:57 PM LOL, good idea, converting Movie Quotes. :D

Dirty Harry, as a Drow -

"I don't remember if I put poison on this crossbow bolt or not.. do you feel lucky... well do ya'.. PUNK? Go ahead... MAKE MY DAY"

Fat Bastard quotes, from Austin Powers (appropriate against smaller opponents) -

"C'mere, I'm gonna eat 'cha!"

"I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain! Get in ma belly!"

"Jesus Christ, he's tiny! I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap."

And The Princess Bride is chock full of useful one-liners -

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"You mean, you put down your rock and I put down my sword and we try to kill each other like civilized people?"

"I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon." :D
bitter thorn
03-05-07, 05:05 AM Feel the steel.

I wonder what dragon tastes like?

I'm going to exterminate your entire species now.

I'll be drinking ale out of your skull by morning.

You will taste like chicken.
The_Shaman
03-05-07, 11:34 AM @Nameneeded: Hmm, the OotS quote almost nets you a cookie, but it's been overused. I prefer B's line in http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0200.html . It reminds me of one of my favourite PC lines from Baldur's Gate:

"Yup (sigh). Looks like I'm gonna have to go on a killing spree."

Some more along those lines:

"One, two... That's all? I was kinda hoping for a workout here."
"Okay, step up you freaks, the missus wants me home by nightfall."
"Pray I don't dent my sword on your armor, freak, or I'll REALLY get ******."
"They call THAT fighting where you're from?"
"Kelemvor, I have to trouble you with a wholesale deal yet again."
"What do you want to have less of, arms, feet or heads? I'm feeling generous right now"
"You freaks related to pigs? Darn, I was feeling like having pork tonight. Guess I'll have to settle for butchering."
MarkusTay63
03-05-07, 12:59 PM "Just to let you know, I'm on Jergal's Christmas card list"

"Not ANOTHER Manshoon clone! Geez, you guys get worse with each copy..."

"No... no really... you're killin me' here... which one of you is the REAL fighter?"

"Oh... I'm sorry... WAS that your Mage?"

Against Orcs -

"Damn, it looks like Pork Chops for dinner again"

And the classic -

"Turn around and face me... oh wait... you WERE facing me"
bloodtalon
03-11-07, 05:47 PM i have killed better men then you to get threw begger' ally

blows a kiss at the most macho looking guy and winks "lets dance sweety" (helps if a guy does that)

i promised your mother i would not hurt too much when i left before your father got home

from the 13th warrior " can i give your sword to my daughter when you die"

you can't be a half orc,,,, even half orc aint that ugly

was that a mating ritual you were trying to perform on me(after he hits you as hard as he can)
BrennonGoldeye
03-11-07, 08:04 PM I'm sorry, was that your spleen?
Whisper_Swiftblade
03-12-07, 06:40 PM Let's play a game of catch the axe, you go first *throws axe*

I'll use your bones to make my bread!

if you keep looking at me like that, I'll be the last thing you ever see.

have you ever wondered what exactly a morningstar to the croch feels like?
bitter thorn
03-12-07, 11:15 PM Meat!
Meat!
Meat!
Meat!
Empirate
03-13-07, 10:12 AM "Hullo there! I don't believe we've met... or will, ever again!"
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer
03-13-07, 12:50 PM 'Of corse you've never heard of me- I dont leave survivors.'
Khaelieth
03-13-07, 03:55 PM "Just to let you know, I'm on Jergal's Christmas card list"

I fear Xmas isn't celebrated in Faerûn.

EDIT: And if it was, think of all the orc weans!!! I want a great axe for Xmas!
The_Shaman
03-13-07, 10:10 PM "Puppies"

Repeat 121 times as you hack things to oblivion and they will fear it.
Mad Mage
03-14-07, 12:09 AM "You call THAT a weapon? I would just as well clean my teeth with that thing!"

"I've killed dragons that were tougher than you!"

(If hit for a hint of damage in battle) "Your wife can tickle me afterword, punk!"

(If the player/intimidator suddenly belches, breaks wind, or has some other form of noisy digestion issues in front of a monstrous creature) "Damn mindflayers never agree with me. Wonder if you'll taste any better."

"Your guards might as well have been my servants if you didn't make me kill them!"

"I've heard trolls taste like beef. Want me to find out?"

"Oh, was that your dragon? He fought and died like a hare."

"Your pet (insert animal/beast type) broke its teeth on me before I smashed its skull."

(To a duergar) "For such longsuffering dwarves, you sure get nowhere fast!"

"Nice armor. Too bad it's all shoddy!"

"I slew all your lackeys! What chance do you have at defeating me?"

"I've conquered illnesses that were deadlier than you!"

"You call yourself a thief? I've made more money than you can expect in a lifetime!"

(To a roguish character wielding a light weapon) "What're you going to do? Scratch my back for me?"
bitter thorn
03-14-07, 12:28 AM "Puppies"

Repeat 121 times as you hack things to oblivion and they will fear it.

:heehee

I'm reminded of a barbarian whose battle cry was PUNISH!!!!!

Sometimes the player would get that look in his eyes duing negotiations and ask one of the other characts "punish?!" with a perversly evil look.:devil:
Serik_Swift
03-14-07, 03:38 AM Against Kobold's.

Oh look, Leather for my new boots.
Renvale999
03-15-07, 10:08 AM From Icewind Dale:

Here I come, and the Hell's Come with me!!

A mage to a BBEG:

Keep talking idiot, you're just giving me more time to cast defensive spells!

And my all time favorite guarenteed to strike fear in the heart's of the most evil of men:

GO FOR THE EYES BOO, GO FOR THE EYES!!! YAAAAAHHH!!!
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer
03-15-07, 10:18 PM From Fighter type in ful plate and with acompanying somatic Gestures *Verbal component of any blasting or save or Die arcane spell of your choise* Gish can be fun.
Alediran
03-16-07, 11:14 AM I've know kobolds smarter than you.
Delzounblood
03-16-07, 01:00 PM Do anyone have any good Intimidating one-liners for a fighter :D

//Thrud :cool:

From a Dwarven Fighter to an Ogre

"Duck! it's above you"

Then take his head..........:D

or

Dwarf to any one taller than me..

"Come see the world from My view point"

Just before taking out there legs!

Though an good one for Orcs and their kin is

"Hey S###head!! Yeah You!"

or a good old classic

You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
I don't see anyone else?

or for all the scottish out there or at least the Big Yin Fans

GETTIFA YA BASSA

:rofl:
Delz
Whisper_Swiftblade
03-16-07, 03:07 PM to anything larger than himself:

"don't make me come up there!"
derekkohn
03-18-07, 01:46 PM Hey!! do you mind undoing yourself from my sword, so i can kill your friend.
Khaelieth
03-18-07, 08:19 PM or for all the scottish out there or at least the Big Yin Fans

GETTIFA YA BASSA

Or... Yer bawbags!
BrennonGoldeye
03-18-07, 09:17 PM Now serving number 137....
LockeTM
03-18-07, 10:48 PM "You have pretty eyes... you mind if I take them?"
"I took a shower before battle, so at least the last thing you'll ever see, will be pretty."

Against Kobold's.

Oh look, Leather for my new boots.

..and later in the same battle...

"Cool, another one of you? Now I can get gloves that match! Come to think of it, I'm going to collect the whole outfit. Come here my new back pack..."

Nothing beats Boo, the mighty space hamster tho.
BrennonGoldeye
03-20-07, 09:17 PM Without a doubt an overused yet universal and often surprisingly witty favorite..snikker.. Your Momma!..;)
Sith_Lord_V
03-21-07, 10:50 AM I've F**cked tougher women than you. - Jugger Grimrod.
BrennonGoldeye
03-21-07, 01:45 PM "Oh my.I hope you can take that thing as well as you can wield it."
bloodtalon
03-21-07, 04:51 PM my you a pretty one dont know if i wanna fight you or kiss you

replace kiss with ever you want
Delzounblood
03-22-07, 11:16 AM another predictable but funny one

A Warrior Knight addressing a Dragon

"Bite my shinny metal ass"

or

"Pheeewwww" waves hand in front of nose " No wonder you breath fire! with breath like yours anyone would, Let me solve that issue for you"

or

Dwarf to anyone

"My ass & Your face only have one thing in common.......Though the big difference is Your not gona kick my face!"

Delz
Dragon_jedi_86
03-22-07, 12:59 PM Giant "Suck my left Nut"

Me " ok" swings dwarven battle ax and severs entire nut sack "on second thought suck your own" shuves nut sack down throught "HAHAHAHAHA"
Alurvelve
03-22-07, 03:36 PM 1) You are soo outclassed.

2) What makes you think that YOU can beat me?

3) You do not have the skill to beat me.

4) Your not even enough for a warm up.

5) I do not have the time for amatuers.

6) Pain is a state of mind, and I do not mind your pain.

7) Your almost entertaining.

8) Are you always this slow?

9) You can not beat what you can not touch.

10) Shouldn't you start crawling to a cleric right about now.

11) Quit blocking my strikes with your face.

12) Are you even trying?

13) Don't tell me your actually unconscious.

14) Now you see the differance between us.

15) For a loser you did pretty well.

16) I exspected better.

17) It's ok, perfection is not for everyone.

18) Accept your weakness and nver return here.

19) Don't worry its all over now.

20) Today's lesson is over.

21) Don't worry everyone loses to me.

22) GuessI beat you pretty bad,.....noting personal.
Narsil
03-22-07, 04:44 PM 'I've got a tiny notch in my claymore for every single warrior I've slain...' *holds up a bladeless hilt* '... but I ran out of claymore after walking through Menzoberranzan.' *Holds up a mildly mothbitten blade* 'So I started another one.'
Alediran
03-22-07, 04:45 PM I have a Vorpal Sword and I know how to use it.
bitter thorn
03-25-07, 01:51 AM "You're not very good at this are you?"
Iver Gearsham
04-01-07, 07:22 AM Did you use all your mam's tin foil? Bad boy! Wack!

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
ThrudII 03-02-07, 03:34 AM	Do anyone have any good Intimidating one-liners for a fighter :D //Thrud :cool:
Mirashira 03-02-07, 07:01 AM	"ur mom" ok cliché :P it would depend on your target ... vs. Humans : "Hey sissy, my grandma holds her weapon the way you do" "Come on Chicken ! Is that all you got ?" vs. Demons/Devils : "Is this a joke ? Come back when you have grown some decent horns..." "Oh boy, are you everything they send ? Where is your army ?" vs. Orcs/Ogres : "Wow i heard stories about your ugliness - but that was truly understatement." "Come here you worthless scum, fight against someone who hits back" just some thoughts if my grammar is incorrect, blame it on my bad english proficiency :P
Larriston 03-02-07, 09:18 AM	I am Larriston Argyle McKendrew...I have seen four Gods die and two reborn...you are nothing to me.
Alediran 03-02-07, 10:45 AM	What is this joke?, somebody bring me the simbul. (+2 cicumstance bonus on intimidation against red wizards)
Red_Wizard 03-02-07, 01:43 PM	"I have a notche in my blade for every head i've taken, and shall add many more before I die. Shall I make you a notch?" "You shall fall like a tree before my axe" "I have walked the breadth of the land, and ne'er seen anything as pitiful as what now stands before me" "O good, another ant, I love crushing them, makes me feel all warm inside" "I once met a child like you... wouldn't stop talking for the life of him....Least ways, not until I removed his head, from the shoulders on up. Care to keep boring me with your words?" "Have a wife? Mayhaps i'll teach her a different lesson when i'm done here with you" "Do hurry up and try, I have better things to do than humor the delusions of the meek and pathetic all day" Not sure if these are what your looking for :)
ThrudII 03-02-07, 02:20 PM	they are great keep them comming hehehe :) //Thrud :cool:
Ramar Aulinvox 03-02-07, 05:11 PM	To steal a line: "yap, yap little dog" (Riven gets all the best lines in the Erevis Cale books) Others: vs. drow "Dhaerow? [smiling wickedly] I love dhaerow!" vs. mindflayers "My mother was githyanki and my father was githzerai. Did I mention I had 40 brothers and sisters?" vs. mages "Have you ever seen what an antimagic blade will do to a spellhurler?" [ok, more of a bluff but still fun] vs. phearimm "I am a servant of the shadow and the scale made one! The purge has begun!" [mostly contextual but may have dramatic effect]
BrianCritchley 03-02-07, 05:45 PM	the monkey island insults listing simply MUST be noted http://www.worldofmi.com/gamehelp/insults/mi1.php
MarkusTay63 03-02-07, 06:29 PM	"Would you like to continue this? Or would you rather just lay down and die on your own?" "YOU are pitiful. YOUR BREATH, however, could stop the Terrask!" "OH! you must be JOKING!?" Class specific - "You call those magic missiles? Here... let me show you the proper way to kill a man..." "So that's what a psionic attack feels like... I seem to have a mild headache now, but I would atribute that to your incessant prattle.' "A Druid, huh? So you won't mind when I BURY you." "A Paladin, huh? Its good that you're close to your god... 'cause your about to meet him!" "A Ranger, huh? So, what is that? A pretend fighter that hangs out with cute, cuddly animals?" "I hear Sorcerors have Dragon blood... let's have a look at it, shall we?" At a Dwarf, Gnome, of halfling (and possibly an Orc) - "Where's the rest of you?" "Does your mommy know your here, little feller?" To an Elf - Correlon really should be thanking me, Ive been sending quite a few of you his way lately" Two for a Lich - "You're a Lich? I thought you were Nicole Richie." "Awww, how cute... a TALKING skeleton!" ...and a great one from the Blues Brothers movie - "How much for your children?"
Mirashira 03-03-07, 04:08 AM	At a Dwarf, Gnome, of halfling (and possibly an Orc) - "Where's the rest of you?" Touches her body "Well i'm all it needs to cut you down, but i am sure your brain is missing..." "Does your mommy know your here, little feller?" "I may be little, but at least i don't need my mommy to dress me up every day"
ThrudII 03-03-07, 10:09 AM	keep them comin' this is so fun reading :) //Thrud :cool:
MerrikCale 03-03-07, 02:28 PM	whats a half-orc like you doing doing in a place like this? Is that a +2 dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Oh wait. You say intimidating, not intimate didn't you?
MarkusTay63 03-03-07, 03:41 PM	Touches her body "Well i'm all it needs to cut you down, but i am sure your brain is missing..." "I may be little, but at least I don't need my mommy to dress me up every day"I didn't know that people would be offended, perhaps I should erase my earlier post... :rolleye2:
BrianCritchley 03-03-07, 04:17 PM	how approperate you fight like a cow
ThrudII 03-03-07, 04:44 PM	I think one of the best ever is this one: Sword! Meet evil...Evil! Meet SWORD! //Thrud :cool:
nameneeded 03-04-07, 07:47 AM	"Look, can we skip all the banter and get right to the killing bit? I'm on a tight schedule." "Hmmm, nice little town you have here. Be a real shame if something were to happen to it." Stroking chin with a little smile at the end. "I hope they pay you death benifits cause your about to collect." ""My sword tells me your gonna die today. And he's happy about that!" "Look, I'm sure you have better things to do today than bleed all over my sword." ""Whats your name? Thanks I hate leaving things half done. When i'm done with you I'll go take care of your family as well." "I'm not gonna kill you. I'm gonna maim you. I am however gonna kill your family." "I don't need to step outside. I can take care of you right here." "You know how they say just before you die you see your life flash before your eyes? Better get some popcorn." "I know how this ends. lets just say its not a happy ending for you." "There are worst things than dying. Are you sure you want to find out what?" "Look, is my shirt red? No, then I'm not the one whos gonna die here today." (Star Trek fans will understand.) "When I first started to kill people it was real hard on me. But like all things in life first you learn to accept it then you start to like it." "I say we kill them all. If any are innocent we can always send condolence cards to the widows." "Face or gut?" "I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna beat the crap out of you. It'll be easier to rape you then." Look at thier sword. look at your sword. Hunch, put sword away, pull out dagger. "What? i need the practice and thats all you amatures are good for anyways." "Well I've got some time to kill if you have some time to die." "Come back when your worth enough XP for me to level." And my personal favorite from OOTS....... "Run! Run my little bags of XP! run!"
Mirashira 03-04-07, 08:27 AM	I didn't know that people would be offended, perhaps I should erase my earlier post... :rolleye2: :bigeyes: i'm not offended :P just wanted to counter your series, to start something like a cussing/intimidating competition :) and my smileys ran away so i had to catch them :allalone:
MerrikCale 03-04-07, 09:33 PM	For a human adventuring with a bunch of dwarves, gnomes, and hin "say hello to my little friends!"
MarkusTay63 03-04-07, 11:57 PM	LOL, good idea, converting Movie Quotes. :D Dirty Harry, as a Drow - "I don't remember if I put poison on this crossbow bolt or not.. do you feel lucky... well do ya'.. PUNK? Go ahead... MAKE MY DAY" Fat Bastard quotes, from Austin Powers (appropriate against smaller opponents) - "C'mere, I'm gonna eat 'cha!" "I'm bigger than you, I'm higher on the food chain! Get in ma belly!" "Jesus Christ, he's tiny! I've had bigger chunks of corn in my crap." And The Princess Bride is chock full of useful one-liners - "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." "You mean, you put down your rock and I put down my sword and we try to kill each other like civilized people?" "I'll explain. And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon." :D
bitter thorn 03-05-07, 05:05 AM	Feel the steel. I wonder what dragon tastes like? I'm going to exterminate your entire species now. I'll be drinking ale out of your skull by morning. You will taste like chicken.
The_Shaman 03-05-07, 11:34 AM	@Nameneeded: Hmm, the OotS quote almost nets you a cookie, but it's been overused. I prefer B's line in http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0200.html . It reminds me of one of my favourite PC lines from Baldur's Gate: "Yup (sigh). Looks like I'm gonna have to go on a killing spree." Some more along those lines: "One, two... That's all? I was kinda hoping for a workout here." "Okay, step up you freaks, the missus wants me home by nightfall." "Pray I don't dent my sword on your armor, freak, or I'll REALLY get ******." "They call THAT fighting where you're from?" "Kelemvor, I have to trouble you with a wholesale deal yet again." "What do you want to have less of, arms, feet or heads? I'm feeling generous right now" "You freaks related to pigs? Darn, I was feeling like having pork tonight. Guess I'll have to settle for butchering."
MarkusTay63 03-05-07, 12:59 PM	"Just to let you know, I'm on Jergal's Christmas card list" "Not ANOTHER Manshoon clone! Geez, you guys get worse with each copy..." "No... no really... you're killin me' here... which one of you is the REAL fighter?" "Oh... I'm sorry... WAS that your Mage?" Against Orcs - "Damn, it looks like Pork Chops for dinner again" And the classic - "Turn around and face me... oh wait... you WERE facing me"
bloodtalon 03-11-07, 05:47 PM	i have killed better men then you to get threw begger' ally blows a kiss at the most macho looking guy and winks "lets dance sweety" (helps if a guy does that) i promised your mother i would not hurt too much when i left before your father got home from the 13th warrior " can i give your sword to my daughter when you die" you can't be a half orc,,,, even half orc aint that ugly was that a mating ritual you were trying to perform on me(after he hits you as hard as he can)
BrennonGoldeye 03-11-07, 08:04 PM	I'm sorry, was that your spleen?
Whisper_Swiftblade 03-12-07, 06:40 PM	Let's play a game of catch the axe, you go first throws axe I'll use your bones to make my bread! if you keep looking at me like that, I'll be the last thing you ever see. have you ever wondered what exactly a morningstar to the croch feels like?
bitter thorn 03-12-07, 11:15 PM	Meat! Meat! Meat! Meat!
Empirate 03-13-07, 10:12 AM	"Hullo there! I don't believe we've met... or will, ever again!"
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 03-13-07, 12:50 PM	'Of corse you've never heard of me- I dont leave survivors.'
Khaelieth 03-13-07, 03:55 PM	"Just to let you know, I'm on Jergal's Christmas card list" I fear Xmas isn't celebrated in Faerûn. EDIT: And if it was, think of all the orc weans!!! I want a great axe for Xmas!
The_Shaman 03-13-07, 10:10 PM	"Puppies" Repeat 121 times as you hack things to oblivion and they will fear it.
Mad Mage 03-14-07, 12:09 AM	"You call THAT a weapon? I would just as well clean my teeth with that thing!" "I've killed dragons that were tougher than you!" (If hit for a hint of damage in battle) "Your wife can tickle me afterword, punk!" (If the player/intimidator suddenly belches, breaks wind, or has some other form of noisy digestion issues in front of a monstrous creature) "Damn mindflayers never agree with me. Wonder if you'll taste any better." "Your guards might as well have been my servants if you didn't make me kill them!" "I've heard trolls taste like beef. Want me to find out?" "Oh, was that your dragon? He fought and died like a hare." "Your pet (insert animal/beast type) broke its teeth on me before I smashed its skull." (To a duergar) "For such longsuffering dwarves, you sure get nowhere fast!" "Nice armor. Too bad it's all shoddy!" "I slew all your lackeys! What chance do you have at defeating me?" "I've conquered illnesses that were deadlier than you!" "You call yourself a thief? I've made more money than you can expect in a lifetime!" (To a roguish character wielding a light weapon) "What're you going to do? Scratch my back for me?"
bitter thorn 03-14-07, 12:28 AM	"Puppies" Repeat 121 times as you hack things to oblivion and they will fear it. :heehee I'm reminded of a barbarian whose battle cry was PUNISH!!!!! Sometimes the player would get that look in his eyes duing negotiations and ask one of the other characts "punish?!" with a perversly evil look.:devil:
Serik_Swift 03-14-07, 03:38 AM	Against Kobold's. Oh look, Leather for my new boots.
Renvale999 03-15-07, 10:08 AM	From Icewind Dale: Here I come, and the Hell's Come with me!! A mage to a BBEG: Keep talking idiot, you're just giving me more time to cast defensive spells! And my all time favorite guarenteed to strike fear in the heart's of the most evil of men: GO FOR THE EYES BOO, GO FOR THE EYES!!! YAAAAAHHH!!!
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 03-15-07, 10:18 PM	From Fighter type in ful plate and with acompanying somatic Gestures Verbal component of any blasting or save or Die arcane spell of your choise Gish can be fun.
Alediran 03-16-07, 11:14 AM	I've know kobolds smarter than you.
Delzounblood 03-16-07, 01:00 PM	Do anyone have any good Intimidating one-liners for a fighter :D //Thrud :cool: From a Dwarven Fighter to an Ogre "Duck! it's above you" Then take his head..........:D or Dwarf to any one taller than me.. "Come see the world from My view point" Just before taking out there legs! Though an good one for Orcs and their kin is "Hey S###head!! Yeah You!" or a good old classic You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? I don't see anyone else? or for all the scottish out there or at least the Big Yin Fans GETTIFA YA BASSA :rofl: Delz
Whisper_Swiftblade 03-16-07, 03:07 PM	to anything larger than himself: "don't make me come up there!"
derekkohn 03-18-07, 01:46 PM	Hey!! do you mind undoing yourself from my sword, so i can kill your friend.
Khaelieth 03-18-07, 08:19 PM	or for all the scottish out there or at least the Big Yin Fans GETTIFA YA BASSA Or... Yer bawbags!
BrennonGoldeye 03-18-07, 09:17 PM	Now serving number 137....
LockeTM 03-18-07, 10:48 PM	"You have pretty eyes... you mind if I take them?" "I took a shower before battle, so at least the last thing you'll ever see, will be pretty." Against Kobold's. Oh look, Leather for my new boots. ..and later in the same battle... "Cool, another one of you? Now I can get gloves that match! Come to think of it, I'm going to collect the whole outfit. Come here my new back pack..." Nothing beats Boo, the mighty space hamster tho.
BrennonGoldeye 03-20-07, 09:17 PM	Without a doubt an overused yet universal and often surprisingly witty favorite..snikker.. Your Momma!..;)
Sith_Lord_V 03-21-07, 10:50 AM	I've F**cked tougher women than you. - Jugger Grimrod.
BrennonGoldeye 03-21-07, 01:45 PM	"Oh my.I hope you can take that thing as well as you can wield it."
bloodtalon 03-21-07, 04:51 PM	my you a pretty one dont know if i wanna fight you or kiss you replace kiss with ever you want
Delzounblood 03-22-07, 11:16 AM	another predictable but funny one A Warrior Knight addressing a Dragon "Bite my shinny metal ass" or "Pheeewwww" waves hand in front of nose " No wonder you breath fire! with breath like yours anyone would, Let me solve that issue for you" or Dwarf to anyone "My ass & Your face only have one thing in common.......Though the big difference is Your not gona kick my face!" Delz
Dragon_jedi_86 03-22-07, 12:59 PM	Giant "Suck my left Nut" Me " ok" swings dwarven battle ax and severs entire nut sack "on second thought suck your own" shuves nut sack down throught "HAHAHAHAHA"
Alurvelve 03-22-07, 03:36 PM	1) You are soo outclassed. 2) What makes you think that YOU can beat me? 3) You do not have the skill to beat me. 4) Your not even enough for a warm up. 5) I do not have the time for amatuers. 6) Pain is a state of mind, and I do not mind your pain. 7) Your almost entertaining. 8) Are you always this slow? 9) You can not beat what you can not touch. 10) Shouldn't you start crawling to a cleric right about now. 11) Quit blocking my strikes with your face. 12) Are you even trying? 13) Don't tell me your actually unconscious. 14) Now you see the differance between us. 15) For a loser you did pretty well. 16) I exspected better. 17) It's ok, perfection is not for everyone. 18) Accept your weakness and nver return here. 19) Don't worry its all over now. 20) Today's lesson is over. 21) Don't worry everyone loses to me. 22) GuessI beat you pretty bad,.....noting personal.
Narsil 03-22-07, 04:44 PM	'I've got a tiny notch in my claymore for every single warrior I've slain...' holds up a bladeless hilt '... but I ran out of claymore after walking through Menzoberranzan.' Holds up a mildly mothbitten blade 'So I started another one.'
Alediran 03-22-07, 04:45 PM	I have a Vorpal Sword and I know how to use it.
bitter thorn 03-25-07, 01:51 AM	"You're not very good at this are you?"
Iver Gearsham 04-01-07, 07:22 AM	Did you use all your mam's tin foil? Bad boy! Wack!