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Devil Gnasher 10-14-05, 09:22 PM	1. Priestly Prostitute: He was a Lawful or Chaotic Good Crusader of Tymora whose most famous quote was, "If you give me some money for my temple, I'll give you some love." He considered all women to be automatically unarmed. 2. 4 Star General Stupid Druid: She had an assortment of animal companions. They included a pig-sized goldfish who's sheer destructive power rivaled the gods, a 30-foot mobile statue of the Egyptian cat goddess Bast, a floating flaming skull named Skeleton (named by the druid, of course), a retarded Nightmare, and a ranger cat-girl. 3. Oriental Druid: See 4 Star General Stupid Druid. 4. Guy Who Sold His Soul Both to an Eryines and to a Succubus: See Priestly Prostitute. This was in second Edition.
warlockco 10-15-05, 03:55 AM	:confused: :confused:
Devil Gnasher 10-15-05, 11:47 AM	:confused: :confused: The DM didn't want those characters in the first place. The players irritated him until they got what they wanted.
Devil Gnasher 10-15-05, 04:51 PM	Her animal compainions were particularly good for killing Thayan Wizards. Her magical goldfish could kill Ao if he wanted. If you want some thing that comes close, try a druid focusing on animal companions and the Leadership feat.
UltimateReality 10-18-05, 09:32 PM	Her animal compainions were particularly good for killing Thayan Wizards. Her magical goldfish could kill Ao if he wanted. If you want some thing that comes close, try a druid focusing on animal companions and the Leadership feat. One word: Beastmaster.
Devil Gnasher 10-19-05, 01:35 PM	One word: Beastmaster. If you want to stat out the fish in Third Edition start with this and add in the rest. Summon the Great Whale drops the Great Whale where ever you want. MAGICCARP Medium Magical Beast Hit Dice: 5d10+45 (95 hp) Initiative: +1 Speed: fly 70 ft. (perfect). Armor Class: 33 (+7 Dex, +16 luck), touch 17, flat-footed 26 Base Attack/Grapple: +5 Attack: Full Attack: Space: 15 ft. Special Attacks: Fish attack, Summon the Great Whale, Spells Special Qualities: Regeneration, Spells Saves: Fort +11, Ref +7, Will +5 Abilities: Str 10, Dex 24, Con 21, Int 28, Wis 28, Cha 28 Skills: Spellcraft +17, Psicraft +17, Knowledge: Arcana +17, Knowledge: Religion +17, Knowledge: Nature +17, Knowledge: Psionics +17, Craft: Weapons +16 Feats: Alertness, Spellfocus: Conjuration Environment: Any Where it wants Organization: Solitary (Unique) or with his druid Challenge Rating: ? Treasure: Standard Alignment: Neutral Advancement: By class and level Level Adjustment: ? COMBAT Wizard Spells: 44th caster level At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will Sorcerer Spells: 44th caster level At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will Cleric Spells: 44th caster level At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will Druid Spells: 44th caster level At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will Manifseter Level: 44th level psion Power Points; Unlimited Skills: God knows what.
thesafecigarette 10-19-05, 03:41 PM	MAGICCARP Medium Magical Beast Hit Dice: 5d10+45 (95 hp) COMBAT Wizard Spells: 44th caster level At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will Sorcerer Spells: 44th caster level At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will Cleric Spells: 44th caster level At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will Druid Spells: 44th caster level At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will/At will Manifseter Level: 44th level psion Power Points; Unlimited Skills: God knows what. WHAT??? What in god's name are talking about?
Wenin 10-19-05, 03:56 PM	WHAT??? What in god's name are talking about? I believe he is describing a game that went monty haul. I was in a game where the DMs rotated in, and all the characters became super villians. One had travelled forward in time, and captured the White House, taking it back to the time/world of D&D. He then made several trips to the "future" and obtained M60s and M16s. It was insanely stupid. I left the game, only to hear how stupid it got through a friend, one of the DMs. After about 6 months, he'd had enough and wanted to take the game back from the other losers. So we reintroduced my character, who was a Ninja, and proceeded to out monty haul them all... killing each and every one of their characters. Once they were all dead, even those that didn't show up to the game... we then proceeded to start a new game without them all. It was awesome. =)
Devil Gnasher 10-19-05, 04:29 PM	WHAT??? What in god's name are talking about? Our druid's main animal companion. Our Fourteenth level druid. This is a conversion from Second Edition.
Mathas 10-20-05, 03:27 AM	Uhhhh..ummm...*Blinks* *Blinks again...and some more even* Dude this is some far out crazy stuff....?
WizO_Lyoness 10-20-05, 10:32 AM	Just like you can chat about your favorite char types, you can chat about the ones you'd rather never see again. However, this thread cannot become inflammatory or rife with innapropriate content. Please be mindful of that as the discussion continues. Thanks. -Lyoness
Devil Gnasher 10-20-05, 02:04 PM	Uhhhh..ummm...*Blinks* *Blinks again...and some more even* Dude this is some far out crazy stuff....?I am just telling you what a fellow player did. Now let's talk about that Crusader of Tymora.
Devil Gnasher 10-22-05, 11:11 PM	Hello, will any one respond?
Tahl-Ali 10-22-05, 11:58 PM	Uhhh, I don't know what all you crazy people are talking about, all my 2nd Ed. characters rocked, they rocked like crack!
ywhtptgtfo 10-23-05, 03:28 PM	Tell us about your paladin ho.
Silverpanther 10-23-05, 04:42 PM	so many bad words... feels like south park