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BadCatMan 05-19-06, 12:54 PM	My bard and I decided we needed some travelling music. :D With apologies to Johnny Cash and whoever else has ripped it off over the years. The last location is DM-made. Sorting Realms cities into rhyming order is hard work. "I've Been Everywhere", Realms version Hacked together by BadCatMan I was totin’ my pack along the dusty Long Road, When along came a wagon with a high canvas covered load “If your goin' to Longsaddle, adventurer, with me you can ride.” And so I climbed into the cart and then I settled down inside. He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and elms, And I said, “Listen! I've traveled every road in these here Realms!” I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Crossed the Anauroch deserts bare, man. I've stripped Undermountain bare, man. Of travel I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere. I've been to: Arabel Scornubel Beorunna's Well Caer Corwell Iron Keep Candlekeep Hellgate Keep Zhentil Keep Waterdeep Suzail Archendale Battledale Daggerdale Deepingdale Featherdale Harrowdale Highdale Great Dale Icewind Dale Mistledale Moondale Scardale Shadowdale Not another Dale! I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Trekked the Endless Wastes, man. Climbed the Spine of the World, man. Of adventures I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere. I've been to: Citadel Adbar Citadel Felbarr Arrabar Cimbar Eltabbar Essembra Lyrabar Mirabar Sundabar Ilipur Proskur Procampur Ankhapur Saelmur Zazesspur Airspur Dilpur Elbulder Mithral Hall Underhome Furthinghome Mosstone Blingdenstone Hardly ever home. I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Sailed the Sea of Swords, man. Wandered Underdark caves, man. Of quests I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere. I've been to: High Moor Trollmoor Cormanthor Myth Drannor Crimnor Suldophor Iriaebor Priador Skullport Calimport Ashabenford White Ford Daggerford Calaunt Selgaunt Melvaunt Phlan Luskan Menzoberranzan Highmoon Wheloon Saerloon Silverymoon See you soon! I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Roamed the High Forest, man. I’ve marched across the Shaar, man. Of tales I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere I've been to: Halarahh Tashluta Eveningstar Mintar Eshpurta Ormpetarr Hillsfar Jalathar Quaevarr Evereska Iltkazar Soorenar Laprendar Immilmar Mulmaster Loudwater Neverwinter Evermeet Trademeet Westgate Baldur's Gate Immersea Nesme Tower of Achemie? Where could it be? I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Lost in the Plains of Purple Dust, man. Hacked through the Chultan jungles, man. Of wandering I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere.
Harem_Trained 05-20-06, 04:15 PM	You should make a recording of this.
MasterGrazzt 05-20-06, 04:37 PM	lol.
Gray Richardson 05-20-06, 04:51 PM	A bard who's earned his supper. Well done! :clap:
Jonathan Strange 05-20-06, 06:54 PM	I doubt anyone could top that. Well done!
CharginCrusader 05-21-06, 07:59 PM	Now that is putting a good spin on a classic.
Myssa Rei 05-22-06, 12:12 AM	...Oddly enough, I can actually picture Mintiper Moonsilver singing this in some of those places he performs in. Well done. :P
VengefulGazeofGod 05-23-06, 10:44 PM	*tosses silver into lute case* :cool:
Blackheart 05-24-06, 12:44 AM	Truly marvelous. My friends and I are known to twist songs to our bidding during games like this, but usually just a verse or two, at most. One thing I picked up, though....a missing word in the following verse. I've been everywhere, man. I've been everywhere, man. Roamed the, man. I’ve marched across the Shaar, man. Of tales I've had my share, man. I've been everywhere Not a huge problem, of course. Just nitpicking. Cheers.
BadCatMan 05-24-06, 01:56 AM	Thank you very much everyone. I had the benefit of playing online, so plenty of time to put it together. It was going to Great Glacier, but that didn't sound right, and I dropped it, but forgot to replace it. Roamed the High Forest, man.
kaeso 05-28-06, 11:10 PM	this is incredible! You should get someone to record it, and then sell it on that on the Apple website. I would pay a dollar for that. :)
BrennonGoldeye 06-01-06, 10:15 AM	Johnny obviously had a wide taste(recording "Hurt" by NIN, if you haven't seen the video you really should). This ditty is classic. It's head and shoulders above the TV spots with his music. I keep waiting for a Preperation H to buy "Ring of Fire".I have no doubt he would have loved what you have done.This Nashville resident sure does. :clap: :bow: :clap: :bow: