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Lord Karsus

12-31-07, 11:47 AM
-Well, New Years is a time to reflect, right? Let's relive all of those creazy moments/quotes/conversations from 2007:

Okay, we need to get away from both Drizzt and sexual innuendo. Lets go a different route for awhile...Hard to find a harcore blonde.

-You want to get away from sexual innuendo, yet you mention 'blonde' and 'hardcore' in the same sentence...

-Alright, I'll stop now. I've fed myself up.

Yes, lets not go there. Finally was able to access my old hard drive yesterday and retrieve all of my old files. Compare the times it took me to transfer the files from one computer to another -

Pictures of my family - 5 minutes
20 years worth of accumulated D&D stuff - 17 minutes
My porn collection - 45 minutes.

Thats just sad, I really should get my priorities straight.

I really should have more pics of my kids then D&D stuff

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We can still call each other dumbass, though, thanks to Unhinged... :P
And remember, kiddies: Umberlee was known as the B-Queen before WotC bought out TSR.

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And in the next episode of Crystal Sphere 90210...

Tiamat is in love with Moradin but he has a secret crush for Sehanine Moonbow.
Will Talos find out that Chauntea is his sister before the wedding?
Will Bane have his coming out and declare Cyric his love?
Will Illmater find out that Lolths children are not from him?
Will J.R. Ewing ascend?

*I don't take any responsibility for any disturbing mental images created by this post or any damages they inflict.
PS: If any of this happens in a future FR novels I want to remind you all that you should hate the author and not me for it.....

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Sehanine/Selune my buttocks.

-That's what he named them: left and right, respectivley. :D

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In your eyes the best weapon is?

pretty much any weapon in my eyes is gonna suck

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RICHARD BAKER MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!

-And, as a sidenote, let's all miss Brennon, where ever he is. :(
MerrikCale

12-31-07, 12:36 PM
What is Elves of Faerun?
MarkusTay63

01-01-08, 12:32 AM
My favorite this year comes from the Ask the Designers thread, right after Gencon -

I have question: Who'll get the XP for killing the Realms?
18DELTA

01-01-08, 01:43 AM
My favorite this year comes from the Ask the Designers thread, right after Gencon -

I think the xp was divided 5 ways.;) :P :D
Ody_Saraph_of_Karsus

01-01-08, 04:20 AM
:D Enlightenment's a *****, isn't it?

Killing Ao would be like killing gravity (coz they're both keeping the little guy down). Extremely difficult, conceptually pointless, and things would really suck afterwards.

Real life>Fantasy always.

I think the SEALS would win. I also think Warning is #2 on the most annoying poster (troll?) on the FR forums though. Betaextinction has the #1 position locked though. Sorry Warning. ;)

This is what I think of your stupid magic vs technology. http://youtube.com/watch?v=9HxNyN7ouN0

http://forums.gleemax.com/showthread.php?p=14458828#post14458828
According to Rich Baker Torm is Good to Go WHILE tyr is going BYE-BYE

Green Knight is my Hero!:D

Have you met my ego?

http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/137/137974/folders/282231/2261163ego.jpg

WotC plans to ruin D&D?! :rolleyes:

It already Has, bro. ;) :cool:

That's all I could find... Oh Yeah... RICHARD BAKER MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!
18DELTA

01-01-08, 12:51 PM
That's all I could find... Oh Yeah... RICHARD BAKER MUST BE STOPPED!!!!!!

Yepper, I think we have a winner!!!;) :P :D

Richard Baker must be stopped!!! :)
JaiaDrottsingr

01-01-08, 03:24 PM
Any conversation between me and the Tripartite about food.

*Tarresque gizzard sandwiches... *shudders**
Lord Karsus

01-01-08, 03:30 PM
Any conversation between me and the Tripartite about food.

*Tarresque gizzard sandwiches... *shudders**

-Burritos, my friend, burritos. KtM's specialty.
JaiaDrottsingr

01-01-08, 03:55 PM
-Burritos, my friend, burritos. KtM's specialty.

Please... Don't do it again... Just sit back and quietly drink your elf essence.
Rinonalyrna Fathomlin

01-02-08, 03:57 PM
I nominate my "long and hard and filled with seamen" post. :rofl:
Ody_Saraph_of_Karsus

01-02-08, 04:21 PM
Second!!! I almost Die at that one.
Lord Karsus

01-03-08, 01:06 AM
I nominate my "long and hard and filled with seamen" post. :rofl:

-Ah, yes. Can't forget that one.
18DELTA

01-03-08, 01:24 AM
I nominate my "long and hard and filled with seamen" post. :rofl:

:mymy: :blush: :embarrass Looks at her avatar, then it makes perfect sense.

;) :P :D