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Druxus Rhym 07-09-03, 02:21 PM	I was just curious to see if ANYONE can come close to knowing as much as I do about Thay & the Red Wizards & just to inform you I'm away from my house & I DO NOT have my books this is all in my head,Though I don't mind if you use books because I would admire your resoucefulness please if you used books or not. 1. What color are the Red Wizards Robes? 2.What is the name of the swamp in the Tharch of the Surthay? 3.What is a Zulkir? 4.What is a Tharchion? 5.What is the Capital of Thay? 6.What is High Thay? 7.What is the Thaymount? 8.Tell me about The Citadel? 9.Who is the supposed "True Leader" of Thay? 10.What is the name of the patrol stations around the Thayan Plataeu's? 11.The Red Wizards fear what in their own county(not the Simbul)? 12.How do Thayans like their bath water(Ain't I crazy)? 13.What type of creature is Szass Tam? 14.About how old is Szass Tam? 15.How do Thayans Style their hair? 16.What is the military purpose of the Enclaves? 17.How come the Red Wizards always fail(Simbul this would be your question)? 18.Szass Tam wants to do what to the Red Wizards? BONUS-BONUS-BONUS-BONUS-BONUS-BONUS-BONUS-BONUS-BON 18.The Shades have only associated once with the Red Wizards and that was to buy ______? 19.Does anyone(because I sure don't) know why Szass Tam has bone spikes jutting out of his shoulders? NOTE:I will give the answers out tomorrow.
RatoncitoGris 07-09-03, 02:53 PM	1. What color are the Red Wizards Robes? Fuschia with some rather nice highlights in clear pink (the ones they let people see are just work clothes, to hide bloodstains) 2.What is the name of the swamp in the Tharch of the Surthay? Fluffy (it's a long story) 3.What is a Zulkir? The male partenr in a traditional thayan folkdance 4.What is a Tharchion? The female partner in that same dance. When danced by Red Wizardsm, though, bth zancer are male, and instead of Zulkir Tarchion the names are Areagant and Lily. 5.What is the Capital of Thay? They have had no capital since it was buted int he infamous Burning Camels incident (only the temple of kossut survived) 6.What is High Thay? A pop group, famed all across the easterm Sea of Fallen Stars. 7.What is the Thaymount? I am NOT going to answer that! there counld be children reaing!!! ~truly shocked~ 8.Tell me about The Citadel? well, there was once a beautiful princess, but she was bored, so she decided to geart for a fiery dragon who could kidnap her and summon fair and brave knights. Well, to get a long history short, after the dragon suicided in despair onver her endless fashon chat, a council of red wizards and Chosen of mystra decided to build a citadel over the lair, blocking all the possible exits, to protect the world form her endless chatting (a child's tale, than adults, who know better, only mutter when alone and behind closed bolts, claims than she is sitll waitng!) 9.Who is the supposed "True Leader" of Thay? A hunchback and horrenduly ugly dwarf named "Cristopher" (why do you think he keeps it secret?) 10.What is the name of the patrol stations around the Thayan Plataeu's? Bob, Andrea, Isabelle, Mike and The Great Keep (tayans have always wondered about that last one) 11.The Red Wizards fear what in their own county(not the Simbul)? Mrs Gentle, a nice old lady wo isnists of having a cup ot tea and ask about your love life. 12.How do Thayans like their bath water(Ain't I crazy)? Warm, bubbly, and with rose and mint essence. Also, a rubber duck must be floating in the water. 13.What type of creature is Szass Tam? He, he. As I I was gping to tell you... 14.About how old is Szass Tam? Never, EVER, ask the age of a lady (What? didn't you know?) 15.How do Thayans Style their hair? It changes every season. Rihgt now, it is dyed blonde, with pink details (than go wonderfully with the magic robe), and tied up in two ponytails. 16.What is the military purpose of the Enclaves? Military? Are you joking? They buidl it to score with forign girls impressed by the tayan reputation. Tsk, tsk. Do I have to explain everything? 17.How come the Red Wizards always fail(Simbul this would be your question)? have you ever tried to wrestle an expenses note from the Ministy of Plotting, Conquest and Dark Icky Things? the burocracy is horrendous. 18.Szass Tam wants to do what to the Red Wizards? Look there, young man. I passed over the thaymoun thing, but that is pressing the limits. Go to your room and wash your mouth inmediately! BONUS-BONUS-BONUS-BONUS-BONUS-BONUS-BONUS-BONUS-BON 18.The Shades have only associated once with the Red Wizards and that was to buy ______? Red listic and some eyelash liner. What? You dont' know how _hard_ is to find proper cosmetics in the Anauroch Desert? 19.Does anyone(because I sure don't) know why Szass Tam has bone spikes jutting out of his shoulders? It was a very embarrasing incident when Szass was out in a meadow picking flowers -ufortunatley, in his work red robes. A bull saw him and rusehn his back. Theey needed a saw to separate them, afterwards. Quite painful, actually (NEVER mention the matter when he is on hearing range!) NOTE:I will give the answers out tomorrow.
Thrask the Gnoll 07-09-03, 03:00 PM	Originally posted by Druxus Rhym I was just curious to see if ANYONE can come close to knowing as much as I do about Thay & the Red Wizards & just to inform you I'm away from my house & I DO NOT have my books this is all in my head,Though I don't mind if you use books because I would admire your resoucefulness please if you used books or not. 1. What color are the Red Wizards Robes? Um, let's see....hmmm.....tough one....uh, red? 2.What is the name of the swamp in the Tharch of the Surthay? The Surmarsh. 3.What is a Zulkir? One of the leaders of the red Wizards, the head of one of the schools of arcane magic. 4.What is a Tharchion? The governer of a tharch. 5.What is the Capital of Thay? Eltabbar. 6.What is High Thay? 7.What is the Thaymount? A group of volcanic peaks in the center of Thay. 9.Who is the supposed "True Leader" of Thay? Szass Tham. 10.What is the name of the patrol stations around the Thayan Plataeu's? Tax stations. 11.The Red Wizards fear what in their own county(not the Simbul)? Losing their slave population? 12.How do Thayans like their bath water(Ain't I crazy)? Uh, hot? 13.What type of creature is Szass Tam? Lich. 14.About how old is Szass Tam? Uh, really old? 15.How do Thayans Style their hair? They shave it off, either mundanely or magically. 17.How come the Red Wizards always fail(Simbul this would be your question)? Because they are evil, and good is dumb. Er, no, wait, I'm psuedo-quoting Spaceballs again. 19.Does anyone(because I sure don't) know why Szass Tam has bone spikes jutting out of his shoulders? Because shoulder pads went out of fashion.
Druxus Rhym 07-09-03, 03:01 PM	I would have to say that I am stunned at your stupity and have one question: Do you mock me you worthless inferior fool!!! To the first responder, second guy not bad..
Agent 23 07-09-03, 04:58 PM	Originally posted by Druxus Rhym: I... have one question: Do you mock me... Wow… you just can’t get anything past those Red Wizards huh? :P PRAISE TALOS!!! http://superbabies.homestead.com/files/snstgs_38.gif http://smilies.crowd9.com/contrib/lynx/yelpirate.gif A23
Druxus Rhym 07-09-03, 06:19 PM	What are you talking about can't get anything past those Red Wizards?