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Famous Last Words In The Realms :) [Archive] - Wizards Community

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DaelricHearthsinger
05-26-07, 07:03 PM Ok so its been done in other sections but figured one just for the Realms would be kinda fun. So heres some to get us started :)

1) Well Fzoul, I know the moustache is your pride and all that but... well yellow streamers from your just nose just doesnt say "evil overlord" to me ya know...

2) Halaster meet soap, Soap meet Halaster...

3) Malar, let me introduce you to my newest invention... Doggie Biscuits!!
Forgotten_Warrior
05-26-07, 07:09 PM 4. "Prepare to meet your destruction Elmins..."
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer
05-26-07, 07:56 PM 5: In hearing of any of the seven sisters 'I'd hit tha-'

6: Lone Kobold? Cool I can used the exp for scribing scrolls...
Lord Karsus
05-27-07, 12:11 AM -My last words were, "Aw, sh-"
MerrikCale
05-27-07, 12:45 AM shades, why did it have to be shades?
MarkusTay63
05-27-07, 02:04 PM In skullport-

"What are those STUPID flying skulls for..."
"So let me get this straight, if you stick one of those tentacles in my ear it will make me smarter?"

In Sigil -

"Is that the lady of Pain over there? Good, I can't wait to give her a piece of my mind..."

In Thay -

"Tattoos are just sooo immature...."
"Only fa__ots where Red..."

In Evermeet -

"Corellon is such a wimp..."
"I don't know... I think Grumsh is kinda cool..."
"Amluiral is such a hotty..."

In the Great Rift (or any other dwarven realm) -

"You guys ever consider shaving off those ugly beards?"
"THOSE are your WOMEN?!"
XHereticX
05-27-07, 03:28 PM To a chosen of Mystra:"Wow, your over 500 years old?"

On Lathan:"Hmm, what does this button do?"

To a Minotaur:"Hey cow-face, why don't you moooooove over?"

In a Church of Lathander:"Darkness...despair...hatred...despair... shadow...darkside..."

In Kara-Tur:"What squinty eyes you have Mr. Shou Emperor!!!"

To the Simbul:"Move bia-ch, get outta way. Get out the way bia-ch get out da' way!"
MerrikCale
05-27-07, 03:35 PM Whats a nice Priestess of Loviatar like you doing in a place like this?

To a Priestess of Talona: You're so fine I'd drink a tub of your bath water
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer
05-27-07, 07:48 PM Thats odd, my arch rival the Red Wizard sent me a note just to say he prepaired explosave runes to day...
MarkusTay63
05-27-07, 08:55 PM "What do you mean you swapped the labels on the healing potions for the ones on the poison in case we were captured?!"
Duagloth
05-28-07, 03:08 AM "You're sure he has no "Slay Living" spell left?"
Inspired_Mage
05-28-07, 09:47 AM After being threatened by Obould

"Oh yeah, you and what army?"
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer
05-28-07, 10:18 AM 26: 'My name is Tethan Malashear...' Never had a charicter die as often as he did... It was awfull.
Duagloth
05-28-07, 12:22 PM "Why would somebody place 2 traps on the same Door?"
The_Shaman
05-28-07, 04:26 PM "Look, what if it's really dark, it's the UnderDARK, you morons."
"Don't you just hate spiders?" - in several underdark cities.
"Yeah? How about you stop pining about your race's lost cities and do something about it, shorty?" - in several (other) cities.
"Pfft, Bane. Now, Cyric, he's my kind of guy" - or the reverse, preferably where there are Zhentarim nearby.
"I'm telling ya, Westgate is full of opportunities for the enterprising "adventurer." - now give me a hand with that lid, there's bound to be some gold on the stiff in here."
Renvale999
05-30-07, 01:22 PM -My last words were, "Aw, sh-"

:rofl: :rofl:
Renvale999
05-30-07, 01:28 PM In Amn "Shadow Thieves? They're just a fairy ta...gurgle..."

In Waterdeep "The Grey Hands? What a bunch of sissies!"

In Menzoberranzan "Hey you, yeah you nice dressed female, why don't you come over here and give me a massage"

In Mithril Hall after seeing Drizzt walk by "DIE DROW, SPAWN OF LOLTH!!!!"
BrennonGoldeye
05-30-07, 01:38 PM -My last words were, "Aw, sh-"

Ahh, that explains why the goblins in the area still refer to the Year of Sundered Webs as "Falling Red IT"...:eek:
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer
05-30-07, 01:57 PM 'Its ok, I have a plan'

'It will take luck, skill, and courage, but well I have a lot of luck'

'Do you want to live for ever?'

'Eany, meany, miney, doh!'
Lord Karsus
05-30-07, 02:11 PM Ahh, that explains why the goblins in the area still refer to the Year of Sundered Webs as "Falling Red IT"...:eek:

-Yeah, well, Goblin's aren't the brightest.

-Falling Red It reminds me of Lavos, for those who know of it. Lavos is cool. I included it in my own hombrew setting.
Evil-fuma
05-30-07, 03:15 PM Hey, it looks like an elf, only more burnt like.
msatran
05-30-07, 03:52 PM THE MOST FAMOUS LAST WORDS IN THE REALMS, MORE SPOKEN THAN ANY OTHER!

"What is that thing?"
Drew1369r
05-30-07, 05:29 PM We only need 500xp more to level... lets go find something to fight.
Blackheart
05-31-07, 11:03 AM True story...my last FR character's were "Don't be silly, human, the drow spell-beggers have no magic to match the arcane might of my people."

I was playing a Sun Elf in CotSQ. TPK that fight. The dice weren't with us at all.
Aegis_Chiron
05-31-07, 10:48 PM True story:

"There's only 4 ogres. I'll sneak up an backstab one, then you three can charge in and take out the other three." I then rolled a one on my move silently and was summarily smashed.

Otherwise you have the classic:

"What can go wrong?"

"Trust me!"
The WarOverlord
06-02-07, 06:23 AM Simbul, you are an Arrogant Bit....
MerrikCale
06-02-07, 01:00 PM mmmmm......thats a lot of chochlate pudding on this dungeon floor....yummy
The_Shaman
06-02-07, 01:01 PM "Chaaarge!"

Part of my first PnP campaign. A lvl 2 fighter attacking something through the fog - turned out to be a young black dragon. Luckily, he later rolled 20 on his hide check.

Which reminds me of my own comment on it. "We're in a swamp, it roars and spits acid. Do I need to roll Knowledge (Arcana) or can I just scream "RUN!" ?"
Swiftblade
06-02-07, 10:22 PM "Shoot it, I said shoot the thing out of the sk....." Little did he realize that the dragon could teleport.

"Eat me, da#$it, I said eat me" which the dragon quickly obliged, little to the dragons dissatisfaction was destroyed from the inside out.
Khellrendros
06-02-07, 10:35 PM Lavos... now that would make a hell of a story line. Great final villian for sure. Probably my favorite console game ever!
Lord Karsus
06-02-07, 11:49 PM Lavos... now that would make a hell of a story line. Great final villian for sure. Probably my favorite console game ever!

-If you want, I can share how I used Lavos in my campaign setting.
XHereticX
06-03-07, 06:40 PM Here is more from me:

"Task, I have 100 billion tasks I want you to finish by tomorrow pronto, and make it neat."-To Task, dragon god of greed

"Behold!!!! Its a beholder. Isn't it so big, stupid, and ugly?"
-Right before fighting an eye tyrant in its lair

"What??? You guys worship talking animals? LOL!!!!, looks like Aesop and his fables have really gotten to your heads."
-To a group of soon to be very ****** off Mulhorandi priests

"Orcus, orcus, orcus, orcus, orcus, orcus, orcus, orcus...."
-A very clueless idiot trying to summon Orcus to do his bidding
trenskeep
06-03-07, 10:52 PM hey guys look at all this treasure
where do you think this leads to
looks dead to me
LordNobbs
06-04-07, 01:05 PM -Com on guys its just one more Fire Giant

-Look a moon Elf (while playing City of the Spider Queen, and about to Battle Irae T´sarran )

- I Summon the greatest Demon, in this plane... (A groop of clueless player in the middle of the Abyss), end being tortured to eternity by Graz´zt)

-I'm telling you Zas-Tam is the good Wizard, Not Elminester (some paladins I met , they were on a "holy" Crusade)
msatran
06-06-07, 12:16 AM I know this is elsewhere here, but this one still lives forever...

Pit Fiend: Would you like to see some Pit Fiend magic?

PC: SURE!

....One PC turned into a subservient Pit Fiend later...
MarkusTay63
06-06-07, 08:01 PM PC upon discovering a genie in a bottle -

"I wish I had no more worries..."

In Chult -

"Whats a Thunder Lizard?"

In a church of Loviatar -

I heard you gals could show me a good time"

In Menzoberranzan (or almost any other Drow city) -

GROSS! I HATE spiders!"

Anywhere -

C'mon guys! We'll be safe in this cave......"
BrennonGoldeye
06-06-07, 09:15 PM You can't do that.....
captaincarot
06-07-07, 06:10 AM fighter.

"you sure you know how this trap thing works"

rogue.

"yep i am totally sure i've disarmed ones exactly like it loads of times."

"you just push that button, pull these 2 levers. and turn that little red knob over there, like so"

fighter

"cool did anyone see where his head went"

mage
"yep i got it"

cleric
"oh well anyone got any glue, we need some glue."
captaincarot
06-07-07, 06:18 AM dwarf fighter whispered conversation
" you sure you know how to contro this brom stick"

mage
"yes i'm sure look it's hovering"

dwarf fighter
" so if you sit on the back and i go on the front i can get taht lance and we can use it like charging on a horse"

mage
" well yeah i suppose so"

dwarf fighter
"heheheh i can't wait to see them trolls scatter."

mage
"well they're not going far it's a 20 foot wide corridoor, how about i drop a delayed blast fireball right in the middle of em so we fly over it and then it goes off."

dwarf fighter
"sounds like a plan to me"

they mount the broom stick and fly off down the corridoor. spell cast dwarf messes up attack and knock them both off the broomstick right in the middle of the trolls, then the fireball goes off.
LonelywoodSchermont
06-14-07, 04:41 AM When we were fighting a dracolich and it breathed on us, "IT CAN BREATHE!"

DM kept telling us it was a skeletal dragon and wouldn't give us anymore info.

(By the way, I nearly fell out of bed when I was reading Road to the Patriarch)
DaelricHearthsinger
06-14-07, 12:03 PM To a Monk Of The Long Death:
"Well no now that you mention it, I never did want to see old age..."

To Manshoon:
"I know youre going for the big bad 'Dr. Doom' style outfit and all... but purple says giant annoying dinosaur to me."
(which begs the question... When all the stasis clones woke up were they too dressed in purple clothing and if so how did the Realms not be destroyed as a dozen Manshoons broke into... "I hate you... you hate me... were a bunch of clone crazies...")

To Larloch (or pick your lich or choice...)
"It's called ALOE, it helps moisturize your skin..."

To any Drow High Priestess (after revelations from Drow Of The Underdark that the more powerful you are apparently the less you wear in Drow Society...):
"Wait..I thought you just dressed like that for the fanboys!!" :D
Orin
06-14-07, 05:20 PM After a challenging and a very spell draining encounter:

"We still have buffs on us...hey, why don't we go and check out the next room?"
XHereticX
06-14-07, 07:04 PM "Die foul demon," stupid paladin says to a very angry Baatezu while a loth sits in the background and chuckles.

"To the batcave!!!!", dumb adventurer right before jumping down a very deep hole into the underdark.

"Opps I did it again," dragon slayer after letting out gas right in front of a sleeping colossal Red Dragon.
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer
06-14-07, 07:17 PM "This setting sucks! My last Eberron character was soooo cool..."

(For the Record Im DMing Fr, playing in Eberron and fond of both for very different reasons, but if you start side tracking my game like that you'll soon learn better)
Mastergrubb
06-15-07, 11:46 PM I,ll kick door open and rush blindly into the room.
Bonzai
06-16-07, 06:12 PM DM: "Ok, you spring a trap, and several tons of rock come slamming down upon you".

PC: "I want to roll a survival check"

DM: "Um... why?" :confused:

PC: "To see if I survive" :D

Another one that came up in the game.

PC to a Banshee "Shut up B###h!"
CriminalTruth
06-17-07, 09:49 AM "Chaaarge!"

Part of my first PnP campaign. A lvl 2 fighter attacking something through the fog - turned out to be a young black dragon. Luckily, he later rolled 20 on his hide check.

Which reminds me of my own comment on it. "We're in a swamp, it roars and spits acid. Do I need to roll Knowledge (Arcana) or can I just scream "RUN!" ?"

dragons have blindsight...... how did he hide?..... lol
CriminalTruth
06-17-07, 09:55 AM "After a Pc in my group was turned into a frog by elminster for telling him to shut up, and then fighting a big bad litch with a 44 INT. on the demi plane of shadow, And i cast a Light VARIANT Spell TRYING to punch a HOLE through the plane of shadow back to the prime material plane.

and SAID HOLE EXPLODES......

"Riiibbbiiitttttt'
Schizoplasty
06-17-07, 01:20 PM That looks tasty.

May I **** you?

Oooh... That sure is some nice cleavage.

How are you this fine day, drow?
Steropes
06-19-07, 04:00 PM In the Gentel Mermaid of Waterdeep: "Okey, what harm could it come from playin cards. What tha f**k? Death? I didn't know they use that card in this game! And where did that skeleton... figure... wielding a... sharp looking scythe came from..?"
Lady_Mhaor
06-20-07, 03:51 PM "we got zhents coming this way, play dead!"

(for those not in the know, zhents cut the heads off their enemies just to be sure)

"Its a only a spider"

"Lets split up"
Avatar of Kokusho
06-28-07, 07:47 AM To Larloch: Who the hell do you think you are?

One Wail of the Banshee later..... :(
msatran
06-29-07, 02:59 AM This one is also pretty good, even though it's an out of game one.

Okay, so your half dragon breathes...

After he dies...

Let me get this straight. You were tempted, and saw "oooh...cone..."

Player: Yeah.

So now whenever we see a cone shaped effect, we always say "Ooooh...cone..."

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
DaelricHearthsinger 05-26-07, 07:03 PM	Ok so its been done in other sections but figured one just for the Realms would be kinda fun. So heres some to get us started :) 1) Well Fzoul, I know the moustache is your pride and all that but... well yellow streamers from your just nose just doesnt say "evil overlord" to me ya know... 2) Halaster meet soap, Soap meet Halaster... 3) Malar, let me introduce you to my newest invention... Doggie Biscuits!!
Forgotten_Warrior 05-26-07, 07:09 PM	4. "Prepare to meet your destruction Elmins..."
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 05-26-07, 07:56 PM	5: In hearing of any of the seven sisters 'I'd hit tha-' 6: Lone Kobold? Cool I can used the exp for scribing scrolls...
Lord Karsus 05-27-07, 12:11 AM	-My last words were, "Aw, sh-"
MerrikCale 05-27-07, 12:45 AM	shades, why did it have to be shades?
MarkusTay63 05-27-07, 02:04 PM	In skullport- "What are those STUPID flying skulls for..." "So let me get this straight, if you stick one of those tentacles in my ear it will make me smarter?" In Sigil - "Is that the lady of Pain over there? Good, I can't wait to give her a piece of my mind..." In Thay - "Tattoos are just sooo immature...." "Only fa__ots where Red..." In Evermeet - "Corellon is such a wimp..." "I don't know... I think Grumsh is kinda cool..." "Amluiral is such a hotty..." In the Great Rift (or any other dwarven realm) - "You guys ever consider shaving off those ugly beards?" "THOSE are your WOMEN?!"
XHereticX 05-27-07, 03:28 PM	To a chosen of Mystra:"Wow, your over 500 years old?" On Lathan:"Hmm, what does this button do?" To a Minotaur:"Hey cow-face, why don't you moooooove over?" In a Church of Lathander:"Darkness...despair...hatred...despair... shadow...darkside..." In Kara-Tur:"What squinty eyes you have Mr. Shou Emperor!!!" To the Simbul:"Move bia-ch, get outta way. Get out the way bia-ch get out da' way!"
MerrikCale 05-27-07, 03:35 PM	Whats a nice Priestess of Loviatar like you doing in a place like this? To a Priestess of Talona: You're so fine I'd drink a tub of your bath water
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 05-27-07, 07:48 PM	Thats odd, my arch rival the Red Wizard sent me a note just to say he prepaired explosave runes to day...
MarkusTay63 05-27-07, 08:55 PM	"What do you mean you swapped the labels on the healing potions for the ones on the poison in case we were captured?!"
Duagloth 05-28-07, 03:08 AM	"You're sure he has no "Slay Living" spell left?"
Inspired_Mage 05-28-07, 09:47 AM	After being threatened by Obould "Oh yeah, you and what army?"
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 05-28-07, 10:18 AM	26: 'My name is Tethan Malashear...' Never had a charicter die as often as he did... It was awfull.
Duagloth 05-28-07, 12:22 PM	"Why would somebody place 2 traps on the same Door?"
The_Shaman 05-28-07, 04:26 PM	"Look, what if it's really dark, it's the UnderDARK, you morons." "Don't you just hate spiders?" - in several underdark cities. "Yeah? How about you stop pining about your race's lost cities and do something about it, shorty?" - in several (other) cities. "Pfft, Bane. Now, Cyric, he's my kind of guy" - or the reverse, preferably where there are Zhentarim nearby. "I'm telling ya, Westgate is full of opportunities for the enterprising "adventurer." - now give me a hand with that lid, there's bound to be some gold on the stiff in here."
Renvale999 05-30-07, 01:22 PM	-My last words were, "Aw, sh-" :rofl: :rofl:
Renvale999 05-30-07, 01:28 PM	In Amn "Shadow Thieves? They're just a fairy ta...gurgle..." In Waterdeep "The Grey Hands? What a bunch of sissies!" In Menzoberranzan "Hey you, yeah you nice dressed female, why don't you come over here and give me a massage" In Mithril Hall after seeing Drizzt walk by "DIE DROW, SPAWN OF LOLTH!!!!"
BrennonGoldeye 05-30-07, 01:38 PM	-My last words were, "Aw, sh-" Ahh, that explains why the goblins in the area still refer to the Year of Sundered Webs as "Falling Red IT"...:eek:
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 05-30-07, 01:57 PM	'Its ok, I have a plan' 'It will take luck, skill, and courage, but well I have a lot of luck' 'Do you want to live for ever?' 'Eany, meany, miney, doh!'
Lord Karsus 05-30-07, 02:11 PM	Ahh, that explains why the goblins in the area still refer to the Year of Sundered Webs as "Falling Red IT"...:eek: -Yeah, well, Goblin's aren't the brightest. -Falling Red It reminds me of Lavos, for those who know of it. Lavos is cool. I included it in my own hombrew setting.
Evil-fuma 05-30-07, 03:15 PM	Hey, it looks like an elf, only more burnt like.
msatran 05-30-07, 03:52 PM	THE MOST FAMOUS LAST WORDS IN THE REALMS, MORE SPOKEN THAN ANY OTHER! "What is that thing?"
Drew1369r 05-30-07, 05:29 PM	We only need 500xp more to level... lets go find something to fight.
Blackheart 05-31-07, 11:03 AM	True story...my last FR character's were "Don't be silly, human, the drow spell-beggers have no magic to match the arcane might of my people." I was playing a Sun Elf in CotSQ. TPK that fight. The dice weren't with us at all.
Aegis_Chiron 05-31-07, 10:48 PM	True story: "There's only 4 ogres. I'll sneak up an backstab one, then you three can charge in and take out the other three." I then rolled a one on my move silently and was summarily smashed. Otherwise you have the classic: "What can go wrong?" "Trust me!"
The WarOverlord 06-02-07, 06:23 AM	Simbul, you are an Arrogant Bit....
MerrikCale 06-02-07, 01:00 PM	mmmmm......thats a lot of chochlate pudding on this dungeon floor....yummy
The_Shaman 06-02-07, 01:01 PM	"Chaaarge!" Part of my first PnP campaign. A lvl 2 fighter attacking something through the fog - turned out to be a young black dragon. Luckily, he later rolled 20 on his hide check. Which reminds me of my own comment on it. "We're in a swamp, it roars and spits acid. Do I need to roll Knowledge (Arcana) or can I just scream "RUN!" ?"
Swiftblade 06-02-07, 10:22 PM	"Shoot it, I said shoot the thing out of the sk....." Little did he realize that the dragon could teleport. "Eat me, da#$it, I said eat me" which the dragon quickly obliged, little to the dragons dissatisfaction was destroyed from the inside out.
Khellrendros 06-02-07, 10:35 PM	Lavos... now that would make a hell of a story line. Great final villian for sure. Probably my favorite console game ever!
Lord Karsus 06-02-07, 11:49 PM	Lavos... now that would make a hell of a story line. Great final villian for sure. Probably my favorite console game ever! -If you want, I can share how I used Lavos in my campaign setting.
XHereticX 06-03-07, 06:40 PM	Here is more from me: "Task, I have 100 billion tasks I want you to finish by tomorrow pronto, and make it neat."-To Task, dragon god of greed "Behold!!!! Its a beholder. Isn't it so big, stupid, and ugly?" -Right before fighting an eye tyrant in its lair "What??? You guys worship talking animals? LOL!!!!, looks like Aesop and his fables have really gotten to your heads." -To a group of soon to be very ****** off Mulhorandi priests "Orcus, orcus, orcus, orcus, orcus, orcus, orcus, orcus...." -A very clueless idiot trying to summon Orcus to do his bidding
trenskeep 06-03-07, 10:52 PM	hey guys look at all this treasure where do you think this leads to looks dead to me
LordNobbs 06-04-07, 01:05 PM	-Com on guys its just one more Fire Giant -Look a moon Elf (while playing City of the Spider Queen, and about to Battle Irae T´sarran ) - I Summon the greatest Demon, in this plane... (A groop of clueless player in the middle of the Abyss), end being tortured to eternity by Graz´zt) -I'm telling you Zas-Tam is the good Wizard, Not Elminester (some paladins I met , they were on a "holy" Crusade)
msatran 06-06-07, 12:16 AM	I know this is elsewhere here, but this one still lives forever... Pit Fiend: Would you like to see some Pit Fiend magic? PC: SURE! ....One PC turned into a subservient Pit Fiend later...
MarkusTay63 06-06-07, 08:01 PM	PC upon discovering a genie in a bottle - "I wish I had no more worries..." In Chult - "Whats a Thunder Lizard?" In a church of Loviatar - I heard you gals could show me a good time" In Menzoberranzan (or almost any other Drow city) - GROSS! I HATE spiders!" Anywhere - C'mon guys! We'll be safe in this cave......"
BrennonGoldeye 06-06-07, 09:15 PM	You can't do that.....
captaincarot 06-07-07, 06:10 AM	fighter. "you sure you know how this trap thing works" rogue. "yep i am totally sure i've disarmed ones exactly like it loads of times." "you just push that button, pull these 2 levers. and turn that little red knob over there, like so" fighter "cool did anyone see where his head went" mage "yep i got it" cleric "oh well anyone got any glue, we need some glue."
captaincarot 06-07-07, 06:18 AM	dwarf fighter whispered conversation " you sure you know how to contro this brom stick" mage "yes i'm sure look it's hovering" dwarf fighter " so if you sit on the back and i go on the front i can get taht lance and we can use it like charging on a horse" mage " well yeah i suppose so" dwarf fighter "heheheh i can't wait to see them trolls scatter." mage "well they're not going far it's a 20 foot wide corridoor, how about i drop a delayed blast fireball right in the middle of em so we fly over it and then it goes off." dwarf fighter "sounds like a plan to me" they mount the broom stick and fly off down the corridoor. spell cast dwarf messes up attack and knock them both off the broomstick right in the middle of the trolls, then the fireball goes off.
LonelywoodSchermont 06-14-07, 04:41 AM	When we were fighting a dracolich and it breathed on us, "IT CAN BREATHE!" DM kept telling us it was a skeletal dragon and wouldn't give us anymore info. (By the way, I nearly fell out of bed when I was reading Road to the Patriarch)
DaelricHearthsinger 06-14-07, 12:03 PM	To a Monk Of The Long Death: "Well no now that you mention it, I never did want to see old age..." To Manshoon: "I know youre going for the big bad 'Dr. Doom' style outfit and all... but purple says giant annoying dinosaur to me." (which begs the question... When all the stasis clones woke up were they too dressed in purple clothing and if so how did the Realms not be destroyed as a dozen Manshoons broke into... "I hate you... you hate me... were a bunch of clone crazies...") To Larloch (or pick your lich or choice...) "It's called ALOE, it helps moisturize your skin..." To any Drow High Priestess (after revelations from Drow Of The Underdark that the more powerful you are apparently the less you wear in Drow Society...): "Wait..I thought you just dressed like that for the fanboys!!" :D
Orin 06-14-07, 05:20 PM	After a challenging and a very spell draining encounter: "We still have buffs on us...hey, why don't we go and check out the next room?"
XHereticX 06-14-07, 07:04 PM	"Die foul demon," stupid paladin says to a very angry Baatezu while a loth sits in the background and chuckles. "To the batcave!!!!", dumb adventurer right before jumping down a very deep hole into the underdark. "Opps I did it again," dragon slayer after letting out gas right in front of a sleeping colossal Red Dragon.
Eled_the_Worm_Tamer 06-14-07, 07:17 PM	"This setting sucks! My last Eberron character was soooo cool..." (For the Record Im DMing Fr, playing in Eberron and fond of both for very different reasons, but if you start side tracking my game like that you'll soon learn better)
Mastergrubb 06-15-07, 11:46 PM	I,ll kick door open and rush blindly into the room.
Bonzai 06-16-07, 06:12 PM	DM: "Ok, you spring a trap, and several tons of rock come slamming down upon you". PC: "I want to roll a survival check" DM: "Um... why?" :confused: PC: "To see if I survive" :D Another one that came up in the game. PC to a Banshee "Shut up B###h!"
CriminalTruth 06-17-07, 09:49 AM	"Chaaarge!" Part of my first PnP campaign. A lvl 2 fighter attacking something through the fog - turned out to be a young black dragon. Luckily, he later rolled 20 on his hide check. Which reminds me of my own comment on it. "We're in a swamp, it roars and spits acid. Do I need to roll Knowledge (Arcana) or can I just scream "RUN!" ?" dragons have blindsight...... how did he hide?..... lol
CriminalTruth 06-17-07, 09:55 AM	"After a Pc in my group was turned into a frog by elminster for telling him to shut up, and then fighting a big bad litch with a 44 INT. on the demi plane of shadow, And i cast a Light VARIANT Spell TRYING to punch a HOLE through the plane of shadow back to the prime material plane. and SAID HOLE EXPLODES...... "Riiibbbiiitttttt'
Schizoplasty 06-17-07, 01:20 PM	That looks tasty. May I **** you? Oooh... That sure is some nice cleavage. How are you this fine day, drow?
Steropes 06-19-07, 04:00 PM	In the Gentel Mermaid of Waterdeep: "Okey, what harm could it come from playin cards. What tha f**k? Death? I didn't know they use that card in this game! And where did that skeleton... figure... wielding a... sharp looking scythe came from..?"
Lady_Mhaor 06-20-07, 03:51 PM	"we got zhents coming this way, play dead!" (for those not in the know, zhents cut the heads off their enemies just to be sure) "Its a only a spider" "Lets split up"
Avatar of Kokusho 06-28-07, 07:47 AM	To Larloch: Who the hell do you think you are? One Wail of the Banshee later..... :(
msatran 06-29-07, 02:59 AM	This one is also pretty good, even though it's an out of game one. Okay, so your half dragon breathes... After he dies... Let me get this straight. You were tempted, and saw "oooh...cone..." Player: Yeah. So now whenever we see a cone shaped effect, we always say "Ooooh...cone..."