Foot shot [Archive] - Wizards Community

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TempistRane

08-01-03, 03:39 AM
why is it that 20 orcs cant hit a fighter of 1 lvl in the foot when he charges???? i need to know or i cant DM anymore
Desies

08-01-03, 03:41 AM
I agree you should be able to make a called shot to the foot to slow him down or something
TempistRane

08-01-03, 03:43 AM
no no what about Halfling number 2 in the corner of nowhere he could hit him with a stick to do 1d2 and then roll a d% to see what happens after rolling a d12 to see if his head exsploded.The it might work
Desies

08-01-03, 03:44 AM
OMG EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!
TempistRane

08-01-03, 03:45 AM
i know and if the halfling made the hit the orc would start danceing for somthing and a god would come and.......kill them with a monkey
Desies

08-01-03, 03:45 AM
maybe he'll beat them with a decker!
TempistRane

08-01-03, 03:46 AM
but not after rolling 300d6 for nothing
Desies

08-01-03, 03:48 AM
and then an icicle would land on it's head and deal 20d6 damage even though it's a book and there is no DM
TempistRane

08-01-03, 03:48 AM
oh but i forgot one thing im not a geek and i dont care about stupid crap like this and i just play the damn game
Desies

08-01-03, 03:50 AM
exactly...get a life you no talent bums that all buy your campaigns and then complain about the rules. Get a damn life!
TempistRane

08-01-03, 03:50 AM
well see with it being a book and no DM i have to ***** about it so i feel good about myself
Desies

08-01-03, 03:53 AM
me too...I'm pathetic
TempistRane

08-01-03, 03:54 AM
i know. and what about them 3.5 rules i hate them all cuz i dont read the books and if i do its only a part and then i ***** about it when i dont understand
TempistRane

08-01-03, 04:23 AM
bump