Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Myrrdral 01-01-06, 07:37 PM	Hi.. I have a LG/m/human/clr(Lolth) 5 I have two questions.. First.. What is the Damage of a Meat helmet made of ground minotaur and sized for a Gargantuan creature with a strength 48? and Second. How would I roll up a new character that is a Nuetral good Half ranger/red Dragon Monk of Bane? Is there anything in the rules that would forbid my character from having blue hair? If not, Where would I find the table for those stats? Why Does my DM Giggle whenever when my 1st level Cohort Elminster, says. "No no, really.. I'm only first level.." Can I have a NG Balor as a bonded mount, for my half Paladin/titanic halfling monster of Legend? Can a Lamp post be a weapon of legacy? Any help is appreciated.. thank you.
Yokinobu 01-01-06, 11:31 PM	:rofl: :clap:
WizardlyFriend 01-02-06, 12:41 AM	you're joking right? if not i want to be a paladin with a balor that has elminster as his cohort, with a lamp post weapon of legacy and blue hair. :D
Lord Karsus 01-02-06, 01:58 AM	Hi.. I have a LG/m/human/clr(Lolth) 5 I have two questions.. First.. What is the Damage of a Meat helmet made of ground minotaur and sized for a Gargantuan creature with a strength 48? and Second. How would I roll up a new character that is a Nuetral good Half ranger/red Dragon Monk of Bane? Is there anything in the rules that would forbid my character from having blue hair? If not, Where would I find the table for those stats? Why Does my DM Giggle whenever when my 1st level Cohort Elminster, says. "No no, really.. I'm only first level.." Can I have a NG Balor as a bonded mount, for my half Paladin/titanic halfling monster of Legend? Can a Lamp post be a weapon of legacy? Any help is appreciated.. thank you. 1) 1D4 + 2 2) Roll them with precaution. Anything involving a Red Dragon is dangerous. 3) Page 321 of the FR Campaign Setting clearly states that you can not have blue hair! 4) Your DM giggles because he is thinking about his present condition in life, DMing with you and your group. 5) Only on Tuesdays, on a full moon, in the month of July, after being trampled by a stampeed of Zebra's. 6) You can, as long as it is not made by shoddy Union construction.
Blackheart 01-02-06, 02:42 AM	I hate to be one to interject... According to my FRCS, p321, column 2, paragraph 3, sentence 5: "You cannot have blue hair." RAW indicates that this would mean any player of Forgotten Realms, not their character(s). Your DM probably also giggles because he likes the things his girlfriend/wife tells him she likes. The sad thing is, when she says "a guy" and he interprets it as himself, she really means other guys in the game group. Or the fact that the guy that always sits to his right plays footsie with him. Usually a mix of all three, I would assume. And the fact that the cheap bastard never pitches in on pizza and drinks. And he owes you three dollars. And he filches dice and pencils. And that last death you suffered was only because he disliked your character build even though he approved everything. And he took the only extra Coca Cola you had without asking and didn't offer you any of his gum later on. *looks around* Uh...I gotta do that thing... *cough* *walks away mumbling something about 'telling him about what his woman really thinks of'*
WizardlyFriend 01-02-06, 03:04 AM	lol, in large print gullible is written on pg. 322
Lord Karsus 01-02-06, 01:15 PM	lol, in large print gullible is written on pg. 322 -It is written in invisible ink, though. Look very, very carefully...
Myrrdral 01-02-06, 06:46 PM	I am so totally Glad you people have a real sense of humor.. I'm also glad I didn't have one reply that said.. "Um.. Really you can't be a Half Ranger.. Hello.. Ranger is a class... " Thank you for a good laugh.
BrotherDog 01-02-06, 08:01 PM	lol, in large print gullible is written on pg. 322 Wrowng!!! It is on page 413 right next to the Symbul's centerfold.
Lord Karsus 01-02-06, 11:50 PM	Wrowng!!! It is on page 413 right next to the Symbul's centerfold. -Oh, wow. I must not have that edition...
BrotherDog 01-06-06, 06:32 PM	Did you show your ID proving that you were over 18?
Lord Karsus 01-06-06, 10:05 PM	- I don't know...I must have a defective book, or something. In my book, on page 413, there is a picture of a scantily clad Elminster, and a scantily clad Szass Tam in a pretty comprimising position. Argh...Next time, I flip through my books more carefully before buying them!
BrotherDog 05-27-07, 08:07 AM	Oooips! I forgot to include That it was page 413 of appendix XXVI Sorry.
vonstrago 06-15-07, 06:39 AM	can someone pls scan the "Symbul's centerfold" thing and share it? i need it for ... hmm a research project. thx in advance