I AM CANADIAN - FR Style [Archive] - Wizards Community

I AM CANADIAN - FR Style [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Alisttair
12-12-04, 08:43 PM Hey,
I am not an adventurer or a mighty wizard,
and I don't know Elminster, Drizzt, or Khelben from Waterdeep although
I am certain they're really really dangerous, uh
I have a Prime Minister, not a King or a Lord.
I speak english and french,
Not common and elven.
My farm is in Ontario,
Not Shadowdale.
I believe in reading and writing for a living,
Not dungeon delving and plane hopping.
I drink Molson Beer,
Not Dwarven Ale.
My god's name is just that, god,
Not Bane, Mystra, or some guy named Tyr.
I fear men with guns, and not monsters with swords and sharp claws.
My home is not threatened by dragons or Zhentarim agents,
Only the government and die hard Forgotten Realms fans.
My name is Ed Greenwood,
And I AM CANADIAN!!

Anyone have your own versions and want to share? Tell me what you think also :)
Velm Stoneshoulder
12-15-04, 11:56 PM Nicely done!
MakesMeSick
12-16-04, 10:02 AM /have nothing to do this morning

Hello, my name is Guy and I'm from Abitibi-Temiscamingue...

http://www.neuvel.net/Audio%20files/iamnotcanadian.mp3

I'm not an adventurer or smuggling pipeweed across the Cormyrian border
I don't eat Silvanus mushrooms or trolls for breakfast
I don't watch da Seven sisters doing it chosen-style
And no, I don't know Drizzt, Ryld or Gromph from the Underdark
But I'm sure they all have nice teeth

I smoke in temple
I speak Chondathan in joual, not Common or English
I pronounce it "darrow", not "draow"
And eating French fries with cheese makes sense mon esti
I believe in a distinct clergy for Zhentil keep, as long as someone else gets Banedeath.
I believe in language-police, not the equal rights
And, calisse, I believe that Undermountain is an appropriate place for my wife and me to celebrate our anniversaire.
What the nine hells, she goes on at ten anyway.

/really had nothing to do this morning....
Velm Stoneshoulder
12-16-04, 10:28 AM I am glad that I'm in a cube in the far corner of the office. This was a great way to start the day!
ClobberinTime
12-17-04, 01:55 PM Does this go to the melody 'cuts like a knife' by brian adams, or something by neil young, I can't figure out which of the two kinds of music this is refering too.

Don't be mad, I'm just teasing, :) :)
Board_Rider
12-20-04, 09:01 PM Well this certainly is a different type of thread! Good job.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Alisttair 12-12-04, 08:43 PM	Hey, I am not an adventurer or a mighty wizard, and I don't know Elminster, Drizzt, or Khelben from Waterdeep although I am certain they're really really dangerous, uh I have a Prime Minister, not a King or a Lord. I speak english and french, Not common and elven. My farm is in Ontario, Not Shadowdale. I believe in reading and writing for a living, Not dungeon delving and plane hopping. I drink Molson Beer, Not Dwarven Ale. My god's name is just that, god, Not Bane, Mystra, or some guy named Tyr. I fear men with guns, and not monsters with swords and sharp claws. My home is not threatened by dragons or Zhentarim agents, Only the government and die hard Forgotten Realms fans. My name is Ed Greenwood, And I AM CANADIAN!! Anyone have your own versions and want to share? Tell me what you think also :)
Velm Stoneshoulder 12-15-04, 11:56 PM	Nicely done!
MakesMeSick 12-16-04, 10:02 AM	/have nothing to do this morning Hello, my name is Guy and I'm from Abitibi-Temiscamingue... http://www.neuvel.net/Audio%20files/iamnotcanadian.mp3 I'm not an adventurer or smuggling pipeweed across the Cormyrian border I don't eat Silvanus mushrooms or trolls for breakfast I don't watch da Seven sisters doing it chosen-style And no, I don't know Drizzt, Ryld or Gromph from the Underdark But I'm sure they all have nice teeth I smoke in temple I speak Chondathan in joual, not Common or English I pronounce it "darrow", not "draow" And eating French fries with cheese makes sense mon esti I believe in a distinct clergy for Zhentil keep, as long as someone else gets Banedeath. I believe in language-police, not the equal rights And, calisse, I believe that Undermountain is an appropriate place for my wife and me to celebrate our anniversaire. What the nine hells, she goes on at ten anyway. /really had nothing to do this morning....
Velm Stoneshoulder 12-16-04, 10:28 AM	I am glad that I'm in a cube in the far corner of the office. This was a great way to start the day!
ClobberinTime 12-17-04, 01:55 PM	Does this go to the melody 'cuts like a knife' by brian adams, or something by neil young, I can't figure out which of the two kinds of music this is refering too. Don't be mad, I'm just teasing, :) :)
Board_Rider 12-20-04, 09:01 PM	Well this certainly is a different type of thread! Good job.