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msatran 04-07-07, 05:23 PM

Every so often, someone in your group will say or do something so noteworthy that it deserves to be posted for all the world to see. Here's this one to start us off. Upon discovering that the priestess of Eilistraee in the group has tattooed her arms with the motto of her religion in undercommon on the left and elvish on the right is in a lot of pain because she can't use healing spells on herself until the wounds heal, the party barbarian buys her some anti-pain ointment from a local herbalist... Storn the Barbarian (Knocking on the door): Are you decent? Talizastra: Of course! (Opens the door. She's stark naked, except for the bandages on her arms) Storn: Uhm...(Daintily holds out the ointment for her) This is for your arms.... Now, this wouldn't be nearly so funny except that the characters are 10th level and have known each other since 1st. Apparently he forgot the basics of the religion of his own party cleric.