Post/Author/DateTime	Post
The_Third_Karsus 09-12-06, 09:22 PM	Anyone want to play? I've been playing this with my wife via text messages for the past couple of days, and it is very amusing. Basically, I'll start a story with only one sentence. You continue it, but the catch is that you can only use one sentence per message. So, here it goes: "It was a stormy day in Waterdeep".
Teh_username 09-12-06, 11:37 PM	The rain was beating down heavily, and the sound of its pour made it the perfect moment for the drow to strike from their hiding-places within the city.
and 09-13-06, 02:57 AM	Little did they know, Kabbariz the Green was watching through the eyes of his raven.
BadCatMan 09-13-06, 04:04 AM	The raven swooped low over the docks, seeking out the drow spies.
BurgerKing 09-13-06, 04:45 AM	The streets are mostly empty in this section of Waterdeep, due to the rain.
frapast1981 09-13-06, 07:22 AM	Suddenly there is a movement behind a crate
Teh_username 09-13-06, 11:02 AM	Suddenly there is a movement behind a crate Still groggy from the Baatoran Firewine he'd overindulged in last night, Elminster slowly rose, one hand on the crate, not realizing that he was dressed in the outfit of a Calishite harem-girl.
Garidas 09-13-06, 11:03 AM	Four lightly armoured drows came, moving around from shadow to shadow.
Lord Karsus 09-13-06, 09:17 PM	(Heh, I'm playing with myself...:cool:) -Trembling ever so slightly, the Waterdhavian guardsmen trained his crossbow on one of the Drow, exhaling slowly as to not give away the location of himself or his partners.
MerrikCale 09-13-06, 09:58 PM	He fired.
Bladesong 09-13-06, 10:01 PM	To his utter surprise, the bolt passed through the drow warrior harmlessly, as if he was not there at all.
Lord Karsus 09-13-06, 10:04 PM	-The Drow looked up, his eyes slipping into the infrared spectrum.
BrennonGoldeye 09-14-06, 07:52 AM	And wondered why all that heat was coming out of the bearded harem girl's bloomers.
eocine 09-14-06, 09:18 AM	It seemed clear that, as a race the Drow didn't suffer from STD's of such astounding ferocity.
BrennonGoldeye 09-14-06, 10:18 AM	Unless, of course, you counted Lolth.
Garidas 09-14-06, 10:32 AM	The drow that got the bolt through himself raises his hand and says something strange as the Waterhavian Guardsman turns into fire like dust.
Power2the1 09-14-06, 11:26 PM	The drow that got the bolt through himself raises his hand and says something strange as the Waterhavian Guardsman turns into fire like dust. However, no sooner had the brave Guardsman perished in an awful manner, others of the guard arrive on the scene with their warning horns blowing loudly!
Bladesong 09-15-06, 04:34 AM	When no sound came forth, the guardsmen realized that a spell of silence was cast over the area.
eocine 09-15-06, 05:57 AM	Which was something of a relief as in his terror he flatulated forcefully, luckily though the sound was negated.
BrennonGoldeye 09-15-06, 08:48 AM	Unluckily, the Spell of Silence wasn't capable of covering the smell, and two of his fellow gaurd passed dead away, thrilling the aspect of Jubilex that had possessed his colon since Flamerule.
Imruphel 09-15-06, 11:14 AM	Well this thread had potential.. until the 12-year olds arrived.
Lord Karsus 09-15-06, 05:30 PM	Well this thread had potential.. until the 12-year olds arrived. -Nothing wrong with a little bit of bathroom humor. Anyway... -With the guards dead, the Drow gave a signal to one of his fellows and proceeded to creep up on the befuddled Elminster.
Power2the1 09-15-06, 07:45 PM	Seeing their dark forms approach, Elminster starts wiggling his fingers, and feels the Weave's power cresting through his arms and hands...
Lord Karsus 09-15-06, 10:58 PM	-Chuckling to himself, the Chosen of Mystra turns the Drow into a hare.