Worst Magic Item [Archive] - Wizards Community

Worst Magic Item [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
Soup Nazi
08-28-03, 01:52 AM Lord Flash-Hart started coolest magic item ever.
How about worst. Absolute worst item of magic you have ever run into in any D&D game.

Eternal Peanut, yes it really exists. Never did much good unless I had a squirrel familiar. Alas, that never came to pass.
Darkmistress
08-28-03, 03:55 AM I don't have an offering, but... what does this eternal peanut do?
kedi
08-28-03, 05:20 AM Robe of Useless items, check the encyclopedia arcana
Kerrexl
08-28-03, 07:53 AM Robe of Useful items from the 3.0 DMG filled with pits... given that the pits are 10 cu. ft, or with a minimum ground area of 5 ft by 5 ft, they become 4,8 inch deep... some pit.... :)
Soup Nazi
08-28-03, 03:53 PM The Eternal Peanut will produce a peanut when cracked open. Once emptied, bring the two halves of the shell together again and they will magically fuse into one whole snack item.

Good for distracting conversation, consumption and enough of these little bad boys could fuel a fire with a slow burn, as compared to wood.

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
Soup Nazi 08-28-03, 01:52 AM	Lord Flash-Hart started coolest magic item ever. How about worst. Absolute worst item of magic you have ever run into in any D&D game. Eternal Peanut, yes it really exists. Never did much good unless I had a squirrel familiar. Alas, that never came to pass.
Darkmistress 08-28-03, 03:55 AM	I don't have an offering, but... what does this eternal peanut do?
kedi 08-28-03, 05:20 AM	Robe of Useless items, check the encyclopedia arcana
Kerrexl 08-28-03, 07:53 AM	Robe of Useful items from the 3.0 DMG filled with pits... given that the pits are 10 cu. ft, or with a minimum ground area of 5 ft by 5 ft, they become 4,8 inch deep... some pit.... :)
Soup Nazi 08-28-03, 03:53 PM	The Eternal Peanut will produce a peanut when cracked open. Once emptied, bring the two halves of the shell together again and they will magically fuse into one whole snack item. Good for distracting conversation, consumption and enough of these little bad boys could fuel a fire with a slow burn, as compared to wood.