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You r the Lord Ao . . . [Archive] - Wizards Community

Post/Author/DateTime Post
kedi
07-30-03, 10:16 AM Yes, that's right. You r The Lord Ao, What would you do? What would be different in Faerun? Would you ban using magic, or would you punish who's not. There is no limit, just let your imagination talk . . . :D
Gotrex
07-30-03, 11:40 AM id destroy all the elves of all kinds (including drow)

i hate elves :devil:
Ozar
07-30-03, 01:09 PM Throw the Aoists a bone of some sort. SOMETHING to acknowledge them.
Israfel666
07-30-03, 04:25 PM Destroy that awful "planar tree" and put Toril back in the Great Wheel
TheDarkestOfAngels
07-30-03, 05:26 PM I'd give Bane a daily beating for returning to life.
Iegan
07-30-03, 05:42 PM I'd probably engage in whatever matters bemuse a being of such vast power and take only nominal interest in that unimportant blue-green speck orbiting that tiny, insignificant, yellow ball of incandescent gas.
TempistRane
07-30-03, 05:50 PM I would destroy Gotrex lol. No just playing man i just love the elves
Reefy
07-30-03, 06:05 PM Originally posted by Ozar
Throw the Aoists a bone of some sort. SOMETHING to acknowledge them.

:D That one amused me.
Galvataur
07-30-03, 06:06 PM I'd step down already and let the Almighty Cyric take his rightful place as supreme overlord of all creation. :cool:
thalious
07-30-03, 08:46 PM Mystra would be booted from Divinity and Thoth would take over domain of the Weave.
TheDarkestOfAngels
07-30-03, 09:36 PM make cyric go insane again, just for kicks and grins
Sarelle
07-31-03, 01:46 PM I'd play pranks on all those oh-so-serious characters. Imagine slowly driving Drizzt insane by removing items he was SURE he'd left there a moment ago... :devil:
kedi
07-31-03, 01:51 PM I would give permission to spellcasters to cast epic level spells :devil:
TempistRane
07-31-03, 02:32 PM A great man once said...."Swords for evryone!!!!"

so i would do just that SWORDS FOR EVRYONE!!!!
Lios_Paladin_of_Tyr
07-31-03, 05:26 PM I'd grant godhood at random, just to make things interesting on that little blue-green dot, he he he...
Thrudjelmer
07-31-03, 05:47 PM Well, it looks like we've discovered who Ao is... Lios! You give yourself away by telling us what you'd do... when we already know that's what you've done!
stoltzVI
07-31-03, 07:32 PM All iconic characters of the realms would be mysteriously teleported to a faraway island for a little game of Last Man Standing" :D
Desies
08-01-03, 02:53 AM If it were up to me I'd kill off every third thing born and grant godhood to random animals and insects just for fun. Also every few thousand years I'd purge the planet of it's female population with the exception of three of each race. Wouldn't that be funny?
ssvegeta555
08-01-03, 03:35 AM I would have an ultimate tournament. All the gods and thier followers fight to the death. This would last a long time though. So in order to quicken it I will lock all magic. And from time to time I'll blast random targets with magic just for the hell of it. Well you have heard of the epic spell vengful gaze of god? Well I will employ vengful fart of god to anialate every one when I get bored. Now who can survive that massive fart. :D

When I get bored of everday life I'll revive the gods and thier followers so they can fight again. But I'll put them on a different arena, hmmmm.... 9 hells sound good, or better yet teh far realm.

If I get bored of that I'll make a new world, create new creatures to inhabit it. Then burn them alive by having a massive ball of fire slowley heading to a crash course.

If I get bored of that I'll have portals pop up of every were in the multiverse and have outsiders runn amoc on Toril. It would be cool to see the Blood war fought on Toril.

And If I get bored of that I'll eat a cookie. :cookie:
Sarelle
08-01-03, 01:46 PM Originally posted by Desies
If it were up to me I'd kill off every third thing born and grant godhood to random animals and insects just for fun. Also every few thousand years I'd purge the planet of it's female population with the exception of three of each race. Wouldn't that be funny?

I'm all for the craziness at the beginning of this post... but the killing females thing is just plain STOOPID (and I would think, insulting, for women)!
Lios_Paladin_of_Tyr
08-01-03, 07:33 PM Originally posted by Thrudjelmer
Well, it looks like we've discovered who Ao is... Lios! You give yourself away by telling us what you'd do... when we already know that's what you've done!

My secret has been revealed!
Amon Hok
08-03-03, 06:12 AM As Lord Ao i would get rid of the four elemental deities as they in my opinion are usless, give mask back intrige give Bane back his origonal portfolio make cyric motral, bring all demi-gods to lesser status, Insted of storms for Talos i would give him Chaos, rebellion, and destruction, Umberlee would get storms and that other god Vaulk i think his name is would recive the power of Umberlee's old portfolio, bring back the lord of the Sun take rulership away and give it to the lady of nobility, drop the unicorn and lion goddess, Lure and Nobion...Forbide any Human deity from taking other races worshipers, Thus Elves would only be able to worship elf deities ect.....For the rare good Drow i would set up a different pantheon just for them Elestree (sp) would be a greater goddess and leader of the new pantheon I would force the gods to start dealing with the destruction they are causing removing dead zones and everything caused by the time of troubles, Each deity would have an area of control thus no one could home in on the celstial panteon or the Egyptian pantheon Bring Moander back giving him his origonal portfolio (except Autumn) and create a deity of Sleep. and regularly check on the gods progress making sure they were doing there duties if they fail remove them and put in a worthy one.
Famder
08-04-03, 10:31 PM I'd kick Cyric out of the Pantheon and and install some random guy as the new lord of murder, just because I'm too lazy to resurrect Bhaal, or maybe just let some lesser god move up in the ranks. Then I'd give Helm a swift kick in the ass just because I'm still mad about the ToT. Then I'd let courses unfolded as they will and only intervene in dire circumstances.
paradoxmage
08-05-03, 04:46 AM Well to start off with I would probably go mad with all of this awsome power I just aquired and end up destroying this bloved world, but if for some reason I wouldnt I would probably first go many many years on trying to be every race and every class possible, then I would spend a few ceturys on exploring other planes, Then I guess I would just be as unknown and and powerful as Ao is concidered now since knowledge of a god even more powerful than any of the other gods in the realms would destroy all divine classes since more than likely I would aquire all worshipers over night and then the stress level would just rise and what fun is that:D
Magister
08-05-03, 05:35 AM I'd do a happy dance and take a well-earned vacation :D
Kindjal
08-06-03, 01:23 AM I save my game before lunch...
and reload it after if somethings is wrong.
:D
rmilsop
08-07-03, 12:51 AM I'd find the most kender-like being I could find (or just bring one in from wherever the hell they are) and make them a greater god. Just to see what happened.

Then I'd grant all Aoists demigod status, just to give them the right to say "Told you so!"
Mikal
08-08-03, 11:28 AM Four words:
Minsc, God of Good.

"Buttkicking for goodness!!"
Alrunic Silverfyre
08-08-03, 01:16 PM Also every few thousand years I'd purge the planet of it's female population with the exception of three of each race. Wouldn't that be funny?

No that would be rather ridiculous. I'm sure your chances of having a gamer girlfriend just went WAY down.

If I was Ao, I wouldn't do a damned thing. Just like he does now. I like the Realms the way they are. Maybe I'd do one thing...make Lolth come out of her cocoon and tell me what the #@$# she is doing!
Nighttfall
08-08-03, 01:55 PM If I'm Ao I'm golfing or biking cause other than bossing deities around, I don't do squat. Much like most CEOs. :)
GoodOlWillickers
08-08-03, 05:56 PM Well, let's see here...

First Shaundakul would become a greater god.

Then I would create a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry subtle unnoticable and untracable disease that can take years to decades to act that only affects Thayans. The reason for their slow demise being so that the Realms wouldn't be too disrupted. I'd kill them just because despite all of their powerful magicks and blah blah blah, they still fail so @#%@%@^ much.

I would rename the Triad to Hüsker Dü and replace Tyr with Bob Mould, Torm with Grant Hart and Illmater with Greg Norton. Now our gods of justice are burned out guys who scream a lot.

Next: The drow. CRACKA-FWOOSH! They all just explode, because with their amazing powers, they've still never been able to take over Faerun. Half-drow just get perianal fibulae, and if you've ever had one (like I do right now, even after 3 IV's of drugs and a week of intense pain) you'd know that it's punishment enough.

I would give Good Ol' Volo a wonderful ring of "you can't kill me +5." We can't have all these mages with death threats get their way, can we?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, I think my last meddling action would be making the FR artists give the characters in illustrations curly mullets again.

Peace
-Will
http://www.angelfire.com/md2/willspalace
Charles Phipps
08-09-03, 02:04 PM I'd make everybody elves

Make Elminster a Greater God ANNNNNnnddddd still allow him to daily interfere

Insist on having Drow be able to whine about acceptance

Ressurect all the gods that have been killed in wildly inappropriate roles

Uhhhh

What else would I do to drive the fanboys insane?
Magister
08-09-03, 04:29 PM What else would I do to drive the fanboys insane?

Make Drizzt a demigod :angel:
Israfel666
08-09-03, 05:21 PM Originally posted by Magister
Make Drizzt a demigod :angel:

Isn't he already? ;)

Post/Author/DateTime	Post
kedi 07-30-03, 10:16 AM	Yes, that's right. You r The Lord Ao, What would you do? What would be different in Faerun? Would you ban using magic, or would you punish who's not. There is no limit, just let your imagination talk . . . :D
Gotrex 07-30-03, 11:40 AM	id destroy all the elves of all kinds (including drow) i hate elves :devil:
Ozar 07-30-03, 01:09 PM	Throw the Aoists a bone of some sort. SOMETHING to acknowledge them.
Israfel666 07-30-03, 04:25 PM	Destroy that awful "planar tree" and put Toril back in the Great Wheel
TheDarkestOfAngels 07-30-03, 05:26 PM	I'd give Bane a daily beating for returning to life.
Iegan 07-30-03, 05:42 PM	I'd probably engage in whatever matters bemuse a being of such vast power and take only nominal interest in that unimportant blue-green speck orbiting that tiny, insignificant, yellow ball of incandescent gas.
TempistRane 07-30-03, 05:50 PM	I would destroy Gotrex lol. No just playing man i just love the elves
Reefy 07-30-03, 06:05 PM	Originally posted by Ozar Throw the Aoists a bone of some sort. SOMETHING to acknowledge them. :D That one amused me.
Galvataur 07-30-03, 06:06 PM	I'd step down already and let the Almighty Cyric take his rightful place as supreme overlord of all creation. :cool:
thalious 07-30-03, 08:46 PM	Mystra would be booted from Divinity and Thoth would take over domain of the Weave.
TheDarkestOfAngels 07-30-03, 09:36 PM	make cyric go insane again, just for kicks and grins
Sarelle 07-31-03, 01:46 PM	I'd play pranks on all those oh-so-serious characters. Imagine slowly driving Drizzt insane by removing items he was SURE he'd left there a moment ago... :devil:
kedi 07-31-03, 01:51 PM	I would give permission to spellcasters to cast epic level spells :devil:
TempistRane 07-31-03, 02:32 PM	A great man once said...."Swords for evryone!!!!" so i would do just that SWORDS FOR EVRYONE!!!!
Lios_Paladin_of_Tyr 07-31-03, 05:26 PM	I'd grant godhood at random, just to make things interesting on that little blue-green dot, he he he...
Thrudjelmer 07-31-03, 05:47 PM	Well, it looks like we've discovered who Ao is... Lios! You give yourself away by telling us what you'd do... when we already know that's what you've done!
stoltzVI 07-31-03, 07:32 PM	All iconic characters of the realms would be mysteriously teleported to a faraway island for a little game of Last Man Standing" :D
Desies 08-01-03, 02:53 AM	If it were up to me I'd kill off every third thing born and grant godhood to random animals and insects just for fun. Also every few thousand years I'd purge the planet of it's female population with the exception of three of each race. Wouldn't that be funny?
ssvegeta555 08-01-03, 03:35 AM	I would have an ultimate tournament. All the gods and thier followers fight to the death. This would last a long time though. So in order to quicken it I will lock all magic. And from time to time I'll blast random targets with magic just for the hell of it. Well you have heard of the epic spell vengful gaze of god? Well I will employ vengful fart of god to anialate every one when I get bored. Now who can survive that massive fart. :D When I get bored of everday life I'll revive the gods and thier followers so they can fight again. But I'll put them on a different arena, hmmmm.... 9 hells sound good, or better yet teh far realm. If I get bored of that I'll make a new world, create new creatures to inhabit it. Then burn them alive by having a massive ball of fire slowley heading to a crash course. If I get bored of that I'll have portals pop up of every were in the multiverse and have outsiders runn amoc on Toril. It would be cool to see the Blood war fought on Toril. And If I get bored of that I'll eat a cookie. :cookie:
Sarelle 08-01-03, 01:46 PM	Originally posted by Desies If it were up to me I'd kill off every third thing born and grant godhood to random animals and insects just for fun. Also every few thousand years I'd purge the planet of it's female population with the exception of three of each race. Wouldn't that be funny? I'm all for the craziness at the beginning of this post... but the killing females thing is just plain STOOPID (and I would think, insulting, for women)!
Lios_Paladin_of_Tyr 08-01-03, 07:33 PM	Originally posted by Thrudjelmer Well, it looks like we've discovered who Ao is... Lios! You give yourself away by telling us what you'd do... when we already know that's what you've done! My secret has been revealed!
Amon Hok 08-03-03, 06:12 AM	As Lord Ao i would get rid of the four elemental deities as they in my opinion are usless, give mask back intrige give Bane back his origonal portfolio make cyric motral, bring all demi-gods to lesser status, Insted of storms for Talos i would give him Chaos, rebellion, and destruction, Umberlee would get storms and that other god Vaulk i think his name is would recive the power of Umberlee's old portfolio, bring back the lord of the Sun take rulership away and give it to the lady of nobility, drop the unicorn and lion goddess, Lure and Nobion...Forbide any Human deity from taking other races worshipers, Thus Elves would only be able to worship elf deities ect.....For the rare good Drow i would set up a different pantheon just for them Elestree (sp) would be a greater goddess and leader of the new pantheon I would force the gods to start dealing with the destruction they are causing removing dead zones and everything caused by the time of troubles, Each deity would have an area of control thus no one could home in on the celstial panteon or the Egyptian pantheon Bring Moander back giving him his origonal portfolio (except Autumn) and create a deity of Sleep. and regularly check on the gods progress making sure they were doing there duties if they fail remove them and put in a worthy one.
Famder 08-04-03, 10:31 PM	I'd kick Cyric out of the Pantheon and and install some random guy as the new lord of murder, just because I'm too lazy to resurrect Bhaal, or maybe just let some lesser god move up in the ranks. Then I'd give Helm a swift kick in the ass just because I'm still mad about the ToT. Then I'd let courses unfolded as they will and only intervene in dire circumstances.
paradoxmage 08-05-03, 04:46 AM	Well to start off with I would probably go mad with all of this awsome power I just aquired and end up destroying this bloved world, but if for some reason I wouldnt I would probably first go many many years on trying to be every race and every class possible, then I would spend a few ceturys on exploring other planes, Then I guess I would just be as unknown and and powerful as Ao is concidered now since knowledge of a god even more powerful than any of the other gods in the realms would destroy all divine classes since more than likely I would aquire all worshipers over night and then the stress level would just rise and what fun is that:D
Magister 08-05-03, 05:35 AM	I'd do a happy dance and take a well-earned vacation :D
Kindjal 08-06-03, 01:23 AM	I save my game before lunch... and reload it after if somethings is wrong. :D
rmilsop 08-07-03, 12:51 AM	I'd find the most kender-like being I could find (or just bring one in from wherever the hell they are) and make them a greater god. Just to see what happened. Then I'd grant all Aoists demigod status, just to give them the right to say "Told you so!"
Mikal 08-08-03, 11:28 AM	Four words: Minsc, God of Good. "Buttkicking for goodness!!"
Alrunic Silverfyre 08-08-03, 01:16 PM	Also every few thousand years I'd purge the planet of it's female population with the exception of three of each race. Wouldn't that be funny? No that would be rather ridiculous. I'm sure your chances of having a gamer girlfriend just went WAY down. If I was Ao, I wouldn't do a damned thing. Just like he does now. I like the Realms the way they are. Maybe I'd do one thing...make Lolth come out of her cocoon and tell me what the #@$# she is doing!
Nighttfall 08-08-03, 01:55 PM	If I'm Ao I'm golfing or biking cause other than bossing deities around, I don't do squat. Much like most CEOs. :)
GoodOlWillickers 08-08-03, 05:56 PM	Well, let's see here... First Shaundakul would become a greater god. Then I would create a verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry subtle unnoticable and untracable disease that can take years to decades to act that only affects Thayans. The reason for their slow demise being so that the Realms wouldn't be too disrupted. I'd kill them just because despite all of their powerful magicks and blah blah blah, they still fail so @#%@%@^ much. I would rename the Triad to Hüsker Dü and replace Tyr with Bob Mould, Torm with Grant Hart and Illmater with Greg Norton. Now our gods of justice are burned out guys who scream a lot. Next: The drow. CRACKA-FWOOSH! They all just explode, because with their amazing powers, they've still never been able to take over Faerun. Half-drow just get perianal fibulae, and if you've ever had one (like I do right now, even after 3 IV's of drugs and a week of intense pain) you'd know that it's punishment enough. I would give Good Ol' Volo a wonderful ring of "you can't kill me +5." We can't have all these mages with death threats get their way, can we? Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, I think my last meddling action would be making the FR artists give the characters in illustrations curly mullets again. Peace -Will http://www.angelfire.com/md2/willspalace
Charles Phipps 08-09-03, 02:04 PM	I'd make everybody elves Make Elminster a Greater God ANNNNNnnddddd still allow him to daily interfere Insist on having Drow be able to whine about acceptance Ressurect all the gods that have been killed in wildly inappropriate roles Uhhhh What else would I do to drive the fanboys insane?
Magister 08-09-03, 04:29 PM	What else would I do to drive the fanboys insane? Make Drizzt a demigod :angel:
Israfel666 08-09-03, 05:21 PM	Originally posted by Magister Make Drizzt a demigod :angel: Isn't he already? ;)